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Previously on Greek...
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I hate to ask this,
but I need a rent check.
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For the house.
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Of course.
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- Where's your car?
- I guess it got stolen.
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- What's going on?
- Call you tomorrow?
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- I don't know what I'm doing.
- I'm Fisher, the new hasher.
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There's something you should know.
I got fired from the last 3 sororities.
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He said when he walked in
he knew this was the place for him.
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All in favor
of Rusty's golden boy Andy?
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- I'm Jordan.
- I met a girl. She's beautiful.
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- Does she want to join ZBZ?
- This is Jordan.
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- The girl I was telling about.
- Where you going?
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- To make my move.
- Nice!
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Did your girl ever show up?
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Tough break.
Man, I just met this awesome chick.
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Chapter meeting. Three minutes.
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That means adioso los pledge-os.
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Come on. Let's go. Thanks for cleaning.
There's plenty more.
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Later.
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- Andylicious!
- My two favorite actives!
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What are you guys up to?
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We showed up early
so we don't have to sit on the floor.
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Dibs on the Comfy Duct Tape chair!
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Yeah. He really loves the chair.
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So, when's our next ZBZ mixer?
I had a blast the other night.
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I saw that. I saw that.
It's great.
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That girl I was telling you about.
She said she knows you.
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No. Not me.
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- Very doubtful.
- Really?
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Damn, because man,
I think I really like her.
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I was hoping you could talk to her.
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See if she likes me back.
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Pledges out!
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You better go, Andy.
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We have a very full agenda tonight,
so please, pipe down.
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Thank you, Luigi.
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My friends, once again
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we are heading into the heart-warmingest
few days of the Greek calendar year.
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It's Big/Little weekend, everybody!
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You promise to guide and support him
through every step of pledging.
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You'll help him learn
his Kappa Tau history.
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You'll make sure
they wear appropriate eye protection
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when we use them
for the Paint Ball Target Practice.
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You guys remember
what happened last year.
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Now each pledge has selected
their first choice
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and two alternates.
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So, let's do this!
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For his Big Brother,
Pledge Cue Ball has chosen, in order:
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Wade, Beaver and Jeremy. Wade?
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I'm already pledge educator, Cap.
If I do do both...
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You said Doo-doo.
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- You did say it.
- I pass.
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I'll take him. Let me.
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Sure you want to do that?
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I'll pass.
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Jeremy? You cool with Cue Ball?
Done. Jeremy takes Cue Ball.
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Up next.
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Please don't pick me.
Please don't pick me
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Andy has chosen
Spitter, Beaver, and Ben Bennett.
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This should be a no-brainer, right?
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Sure. I'll take him.
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Spitter takes Andylicious!
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All right. Who's next?
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- We need new recycling bins.
- I ordered them yesterday.
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You're amazing.
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Hang on.
I'm just gonna grab a snack.
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It's me or we have been out
of Fruity Spindles for like a month?
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I wouldn't know.
I don't eat those things.
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Forgot they give you the toots.
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No! No, they don't. That's Erica.
I just don't eat them.
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I love you, Ash.
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But if you keep doing
what you're doing
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some of the girls are really
going to lose respect for you.
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I'm not doing anything.
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That's what I'm talking about.
The pantry is totally empty.
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We're down to Saltines, Ash.
Saltines.
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If that cupboard goes bare
they will turn on you.
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Hell hath no fury like a ZBZ jonesing
for her Cheesaritos.
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Right. Food! Got it. Thanks, Case.
I'll look into it.
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- Just looking out for you.
- And as president,
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I recognize the problem
and I am on top of it.
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-= GREEK 214 =-
"Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp"
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VO : Arrow, Walid20-101
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Thought we cancelled
the Tri-Pi Grunge mixer.
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Very funny.
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I'll let that slide since you're
loaning me your car. Thanks.
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You wanna talk about
what happened the other night?
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Look, I'm sorry
I dragged you into that, man.
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And I'm sorry
I've been such a jerk lately.
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Yeah, man.
Sorry isn't good enough.
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First, you blow me off,
then you call me to pick your ass up.
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Who was she?
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Just a girl I met in town
a few weeks ago.
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- We started hooking up.
- What about Frannie?
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You know, I mean it is about her,
but it's not.
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Mostly, Cal, it's just
boring rich kid trust fund stuff
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you wouldn't understand
or care about.
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But fortunately my brother lands
in half an hour at the airport.
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If there's anyone in the world
that will get it, it's him.
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But, I do appreciate your concern
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and your car.
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Thanks, little bro.
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- We're out of ketchup.
- What? We can't be.
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- It says right here we have a case.
- This is the last bottle.
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It sounds like Rusty
having an asthma attack.
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We need to order more tissues
to make bouquets for the Brunch.
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Seriously? We're out?
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So, this Big/Little Brunch thing.
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That's where you blindfold us
and make us eat dog food, right?
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Yeah, who told you?
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This is the weekend you all find out
who your Big Sister is.
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OK. I don't get it.
According to this inventory
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we should have 20 boxes of tissue
in the store room.
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There's nothing in there
but spider webs and glitter pens.
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- I'll go check the garage.
- Thanks, Jordan.
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When was the last time
you did inventory?
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I'm doing it now?
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Wait. We don't have a garage.
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This is the first inventory?
What have you been doing?
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I don't know.
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Stuff.
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You know, I know what the problem is.
We live in a house full of thieves.
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Between late-night treats
and snacks for the walk to class,
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every girl here uses this pantry
like their personal snack cart.
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- But who would take ketchup?
- Or tissues?
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We're soon going to find out!
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Cause as President, I'm going to take
my master key and search every room
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- until I find out.
- I don't know about that.
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She's right.
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If you go all Minority Report you'll
lose every friend you have in the house.
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OK! Then how about this?
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The most important thing
is that we find all the stuff.
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How about I have an Amnesty Day?
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Where anyone who finds something
can drop it off no questions.
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Like they do with orphans
at the police station?
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Exactly!
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Just not as sad.
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So, where is the garage?
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Where's Dale?
Finally had enough of the babes,
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blood and boobs
that make up Art History?
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He thought he saw Jesus' face
in a pile of lawn clippings
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so he ran home to call the news.
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I've always wondered
what kind of people do that stuff.
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Now I find out
they're exactly like I imagined.
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Andy picked me
to be his big brother.
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That's great.
I know how much you like him.
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Liked him?
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The problem isn't whether
or not I like him.
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It's whether or not she likes him.
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If I keep feeling the way I felt after
seeing them make out the other night,
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I don't see myself being
the best big brother to Andy.
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Trust me, having to second-guess
your big brother seriously sucks.
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Problems with Bing?
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You know what...
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I promised that I'd never talk
about Evan in front of you.
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But, if I hadn't,
I'd say he's really messed up right now.
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Despite all of his screw-ups,
he's still my big brother.
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He's been there for me.
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I have to be there for him
any way I can.
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If you can't make
that same promise for Andy,
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you've got to find someone who can.
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I stood up in front
of the whole house
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and told them to take
a chance on this guy.
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If I say I'm not into him
all of a sudden,
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Cappie and everybody else
will think I'm a flake.
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- Maybe she's not even into him.
- And maybe
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he was just using his tongue to help her
get popcorn out of her teeth.
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Come on.
A party kiss doesn't really count.
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- It doesn't?
- No way. You can't tell me
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you've never kissed a random guy
at a party just for the fun of it.
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- I've not had that experience.
- You know what I mean.
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These things happen
and they're not a big deal.
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But, if I were you,
I would make sure
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before it cost me
a great little brother.
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- Excuse me.
- Hey, Jordan.
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And a really hot girlfriend.
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- Folks. Move it out.
- What do you want me to do?
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Does your brother always give
so little notice before he visits?
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Sometimes he just shows up.
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He's a great guy.
You're gonna love him.
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From all the things
your mother's told me, I can't wait.
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Prodigal son,
squandered inheritance.
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How often do you talk to my mother?
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Mim and I have become text buddies.
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And, you should know
she only refers to Patrick as a...
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quote-unquote black sheep.
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Well, Mim doesn't like my brother
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because he turned his back
on her rules and her values,
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and had the nerve
to do fine without them.
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By the way,
he goes just by B. Sheep these days.
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He's got you in a good mood,
which is great for me.
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And it's good timing...
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With Iota Kappa's application
turned in to Pan Hellenic
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all I have to do is fill out
this utilities deposit and...
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I'm all yours.
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Wait. You need another check?
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- What about the girls' dues?
- That went to the actual bills.
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I didn't expect the phones
and cable would be so high.
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With all the food they eat,
you think they'd bulk up
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and generate enough body heat
to turn the furnace off.
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Maybe we should get a personal trainer.
Add that to the wish list.
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Right. We're gonna go.
We are moving.
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Is that any way to say hi
to your older brother?
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What's up, buddy?
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- How you been?
- Good to see you.
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You too, man.
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Well, hello. Patrick Chambers.
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Code name the Black Sheep.
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Let's go, man.
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All right.
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Erica, wait. I thought
you couldn't eat Fruity Spindles?
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No questions asked on Amnesty Day.
Thanks, Erica.
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No problem.
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- Amnesty Day is a success.
- Barely.
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This is small stuff!
Where are the big ticket items?
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Like the twenty pounds of jumbo shrimp
we got for Big/Little shrimp cocktails.
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If that does turn up in a closet,
I say let it go.
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- Nobody is snacking on jumbo shrimp.
- Maybe it's Frannie and the Ickies!
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I thought of them.
I changed the codes to the locks.
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There's no sign of any break in.
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If it's not someone
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outside, I guess the next thing
to do is start looking
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at the new girls
who moved in this semester.
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Or boys.
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Art History's baffling to me.
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Like, why are they called
Pre-Raphaelites
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even though they came 200 years
after Raphael?
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Don't ask me.
Every time Summerfield says Raphael,
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I immediately think Ralphie Wiggums
from The Simpsons.
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I love Ralph!
"Me fail English?
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"That's unpossible."
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What did you think
of the KT party the other night?
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God. Can we please
not talk about that?
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I am so embarrassed.
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Embarrassed? Why?
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How sometimes at a party, you'll kiss
somebody just for the fun of it?
238
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Yeah, I mean, who hasn't?
239
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,140
I haven't. Ever.
240
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,588
- Me too.
- But then at the mixer I had two drinks
241
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,692
and like an idiot
I kissed one of your pledges.
242
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,817
For all I know he's told your house
what a slutty lush I am.
243
00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:07,625
Not that I could deny it.
I was a slushy.
244
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,579
- He didn't say you were a slushy.
- So he was talking about it?
245
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,459
If he didn't say I was a slushy,
it means he said something else.
246
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,747
What did he say?
247
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,182
Did he say we did it?
248
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:23,607
Because we did not do it!
That lying dirt...
249
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,303
He didn't say you did.
250
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:27,385
Then what?
251
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,129
He said he likes you.
252
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:34,646
He did?
253
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,206
Oh, my God! That rules.
254
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,577
OK. What else did he say?
Tell me everything.
255
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,142
Ash, I'm just saying.
256
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,538
In my house growing up
if something went missing
257
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,541
the first suspect
was always the help.
258
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:57,377
He does have the codes to the locks.
He's new to the house.
259
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,404
It's not a good idea
to accuse someone of stealing
260
00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:01,755
because he's the new guy.
261
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,718
That's called
reverse discrimination.
262
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:08,221
Or reverse sexism or reverse...
something else we shouldn't do.
263
00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:10,935
She's right, Becks.
If he was a thief
264
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,601
Ash would have heard about it
when she checked his references.
265
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,146
You did check his references?
266
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,023
- Kind of.
- You're joking, right?
267
00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:23,535
What's the point
of calling references
268
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,239
if they're gonna do is lie
about bogus reasons for firing him?
269
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:27,365
Fired?
270
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,826
- The whole house doesn't have to know.
- Why was he fired?
271
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,870
Because he's so handsome.
272
00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:34,873
He was sexually harassed
and they didn't want to get sued.
273
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,918
But who told you that
if you never talked to them?
274
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:38,900
He did!
275
00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:50,185
- What are you doing?
- Waiting for you to realize exactly
276
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,681
how crazy that sounds.
277
00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:00,719
The Beaver Bowl XXI! Beaver on Beaver.
Beaver shoots.
278
00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:02,817
He scores right away!
OK. Ball's back in play.
279
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,160
Other team Beaver
setting up for a score.
280
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,097
Come on. Get over there!
281
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,448
Nice save.
282
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:12,661
So, Beav, since you were
Andy's second choice, I was wondering
283
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,055
if you'd be interested in taking him
on as little brother.
284
00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:18,832
I'd love to.
285
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,662
But I can't.
286
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,758
Because of Scooby.
287
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:35,540
- Who's Scooby?
- Mickey "Scooby" Skubella.
288
00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:38,978
One of the most promising pledges
ever accept a bid from Kappa Tau.
289
00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:41,586
He was smart, funny,
a great athlete.
290
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,652
He was Beaver's first
and unfortunately last little brother.
291
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,654
They were perfect for one another.
In fact,
292
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,772
they won or placed
in every event during Greek Week.
293
00:15:53,087 --> 00:15:56,668
Only to be disqualified
by a horrific doping scandal.
294
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,259
- He was on steroids?
- No. Actual dope.
295
00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:01,585
Scooby was a reefer fiend.
296
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:04,689
A problem Beaver did not help him
see the dangers of.
297
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:07,912
He told me he was
a Rastafarian with cataracts!
298
00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:14,180
After that, it went downhill for Scoobs.
Dropped out of school.
299
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,754
Which is why,
one day he hitched a ride from some guy
300
00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:20,729
selling speakers out of his van
and was never seen again.
301
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,871
- He was kidnapped?
- No, he went to Florida.
302
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,238
- University of Florida?
- He worked at the airport.
303
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,527
- That's beside the point.
- Why is that Beaver's fault?
304
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,114
I'd love to tell you,
but you keep asking questions.
305
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,366
- Sorry.
- The reason it's Beaver's fault,
306
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,040
is he should be looking out
for his little brother.
307
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,435
Oh, man.
308
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:41,583
I should go check on him.
I'll be right back.
309
00:16:42,395 --> 00:16:44,127
It hurts so bad, Cap.
310
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,926
I'm not gonna lie.
You're still the best.
311
00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:54,184
Thank you, sir.
312
00:16:54,309 --> 00:16:55,309
Drink-Giver?
313
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,500
- Give us more please.
- Be right back.
314
00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:01,722
I'm glad your girlfriend didn't join us.
I got a very strong...
315
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:03,396
vibe of disapproval.
316
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,941
She's all right, though. She's OK.
317
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,873
- That's a ringing endorsement.
- Mom likes her.
318
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,310
Then she's a keeper!
Oh, my God.
319
00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,487
Come on,
I don't wanna talk about Frannie.
320
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:17,536
- I wanna talk about you.
- OK. Good choice.
321
00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,815
Patrick Chambers.
Hit me.
322
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,925
You traded it all for a life of...
323
00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:25,293
sun, sand and surfboard rentals.
324
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,752
I gotta ask.
Do you miss the family fold?
325
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:31,815
Are you happy to be free
of the responsibilities of the power,
326
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:34,338
and prestige and the money?
327
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,068
No to the power.
328
00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:40,132
No to the prestige
and the money was never the problem.
329
00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:42,818
The problem was the ropes
attached to the money.
330
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:45,393
But the thing I regret
is not seeing more of you.
331
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,383
- I'm glad you're here.
- I am too.
332
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:50,630
Chamber-Maid?
333
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,713
No way,
what the hell are you doing here?
334
00:17:55,196 --> 00:17:58,323
I live here,
and I go to school here occasionally.
335
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,787
- Oh, yeah, of course.
- What're you doing here?
336
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,534
Hanging out with my brother.
337
00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:06,016
Have a seat.
338
00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,759
Oh, no!
Don't tell me you guys are on the outs.
339
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,577
What about all those summers together
at Camp Kitchywawa?
340
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:21,205
- Those lanyard classes mean nothing?
- That was a long time ago, Patrick.
341
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,852
I remember it like it was yesterday.
342
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,704
The last time I saw you two together
343
00:18:25,829 --> 00:18:27,855
you were covered in mud
from head to toe.
344
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,212
The scavenger hunt with the traing bras.
I've actually modified that
345
00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:33,831
- into a very popular pledge prank.
- Good man.
346
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:37,082
That was one of my more
inspired camp activity creations.
347
00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:39,647
- I wasn't the one who covered in mud.
- That's right.
348
00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:42,071
We had to grease you up with mud
349
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,603
because you got stuck sneaking
into the trapdoor
350
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:46,499
under the CIT Girls cabin.
351
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:51,004
Cap, have a seat, man.
Let's get a beer.
352
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:54,758
I'll get another round.
353
00:18:56,622 --> 00:18:57,834
All right. Good.
354
00:18:58,801 --> 00:18:59,836
Good, good.
355
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,018
- Cheers. Here we go.
- All right.
356
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,503
Here's to old times.
357
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,068
Natalie, thank you for taking
the time to come over.
358
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,820
I'm sure as President you're busy
359
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,126
with your own Gamma Psi Big/Little
preparations so we'll keep this short.
360
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,311
Not at all.
I love coming to the ZBZ house.
361
00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:24,704
- It's so pretty.
- Thanks.
362
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:28,218
What we really want to talk
to you about is Fisher.
363
00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:32,036
He was the best hasher
Gamma Psi ever had.
364
00:19:32,161 --> 00:19:34,130
Polite, thorough, efficient...
365
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,251
Sounds like you really had
the hots for him.
366
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,136
We were very satisfied
with his performance, yes.
367
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:44,432
When you say performance, do you mean
in the kitchen or the bedroom?
368
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,660
Excuse me?
369
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,270
What she means is
did he do any other work for you?
370
00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:52,271
He just worked in our kitchen.
371
00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:54,226
Until things disappeared.
372
00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:55,801
Then we canned him.
373
00:19:57,127 --> 00:20:01,115
- But you never pressed charges?
- Oh, no. We had no solid proof.
374
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,327
Well, that settles it.
Thank you so much, Natalie.
375
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:07,811
Like, I said, we had no solid proof,
376
00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:10,555
but I'm happy to say
since we let Fisher go,
377
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,730
every piece of food in our house
has been left untouched.
378
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:16,293
We know that's saying a lot
at the Gamma Psi house.
379
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:21,174
- What is going on with you?
- I'm sorry, but she is obviously
380
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:24,857
- a sexual predator.
- She can't even say the word sex.
381
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:27,193
I'm not going to ruin
an innocent guy's reputation
382
00:20:27,318 --> 00:20:29,268
based on the word of some Gamma Psi.
383
00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:31,961
Especially a guy
you have a crush on.
384
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,052
Fisher is an employee
of the Zeta Beta Zeta house
385
00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:36,733
and I am its President.
386
00:20:36,858 --> 00:20:38,986
And as its President, I am required
387
00:20:39,111 --> 00:20:41,489
to make decisions
that speak for each of my sisters.
388
00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,117
It is my belief as President
389
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,120
that my sisters would prefer to treat
our employees with fairness and decency.
390
00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:51,796
And I do not have a crush on him!
391
00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:56,931
She totally has a crush on him.
392
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,574
- I'm fine!
- No. You know my rule.
393
00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:03,545
If the drinks are on you,
394
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,389
then the drunks are on me.
395
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,976
I'm not drunk.
This place just has too many stairs.
396
00:21:10,814 --> 00:21:12,846
That's right.
We'll get those removed.
397
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,365
Thanks for helping me with him.
398
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,559
Are you kidding?
It was good to see him again.
399
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:20,684
Right.
400
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:29,640
I should go.
I got that Big/Little party tomorrow...
401
00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:35,178
- You should try to start those sober.
- I should try.
402
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,703
- I'll see you.
- OK.
403
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,095
- Have a safe flight back.
- Later, Cappie!
404
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,878
For a second there I thought you guys
were going to kiss.
405
00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:49,093
I can't believe Cappie
and I spent two hours together
406
00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:51,601
- and no one threw a punch.
- I knew we forgot something.
407
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,612
No. Sit on bed.
408
00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:55,816
I need to talk to you.
It's about a girl.
409
00:21:58,332 --> 00:22:00,805
Definitely break up with her.
She's just like mom.
410
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:04,562
- It's borderline oedipal.
- No, it's not about Frannie.
411
00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:07,723
I guess it's a little bit
about Frannie.
412
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,400
I've been cheating on her.
413
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,206
With a townie that I met in a bar.
414
00:22:14,425 --> 00:22:17,507
She doesn't know my real name
because I don't want her to.
415
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,754
The other night,
I parked my car a few blocks away
416
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,814
so she wouldn't see that
I had money and it was stolen.
417
00:22:23,939 --> 00:22:25,843
That's what God made
insurance for, right?
418
00:22:26,784 --> 00:22:29,321
Look, ever since I took my trust...
419
00:22:30,005 --> 00:22:32,958
Ever since I signed my life away
to the Chambers International,
420
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,683
I've become this person.
421
00:22:35,956 --> 00:22:39,220
I buy my way out of everything.
I treat my friends like crap.
422
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:42,407
You'll get used to it.
423
00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:44,040
Look at Dad.
424
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,233
I don't want to be like Dad.
425
00:22:51,569 --> 00:22:53,768
When I was sitting in the bar
I was thinking
426
00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:56,499
I should just chuck it all away
and move to Costa Rica with you.
427
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,292
Bad idea.
428
00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:00,837
Why?
429
00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:04,465
Because without you here,
I'd never find a sympathetic ear.
430
00:23:05,191 --> 00:23:06,741
Why would you need sympathy?
431
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,261
Grow up, Ev.
432
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,884
It's a cold world out there.
433
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:15,101
When the fire goes out,
it's nice to know someone with a match.
434
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,870
Thank you.
435
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:37,915
How much do you need?
436
00:23:39,259 --> 00:23:41,419
Not that much.
Just some getting by money.
437
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,587
How much?
438
00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:45,923
Fifty grand.
439
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:02,964
Large coffee. Black.
440
00:24:03,089 --> 00:24:04,859
It's a myth that caffeine
helps a hangover.
441
00:24:05,364 --> 00:24:06,732
Nice sales pitch.
442
00:24:06,857 --> 00:24:08,653
Why don't you try
pushing the croissant?
443
00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:10,837
I hate my job.
444
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,291
So, Joni.
445
00:24:20,856 --> 00:24:23,571
What do you do for fun?
Besides debunking caffeine myths
446
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,552
and lighting up this world
with that glorious smile?
447
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,512
OK, forget it.
448
00:24:31,081 --> 00:24:32,259
I'll get his.
449
00:24:34,316 --> 00:24:36,390
- Everyone else is getting some.
- Why not you?
450
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,450
I'll have one large cappuccino,
please.
451
00:24:40,534 --> 00:24:42,472
You know I had a dream last night.
452
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:46,109
We were hanging out at Dobler's
and you weren't an ass.
453
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,850
Did you know how to say
thank you in your dream?
454
00:24:48,975 --> 00:24:49,987
Still an ass.
455
00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:52,679
And an idiot.
456
00:24:54,986 --> 00:24:56,911
I was really looking
forward to seeing Patrick.
457
00:24:57,606 --> 00:25:00,136
I thought that we had this
brother telepathy thing.
458
00:25:00,991 --> 00:25:02,708
He'd know when I really needed him.
459
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,267
First of all, I think
460
00:25:04,392 --> 00:25:06,716
you have to be twins for that
telepathy thing to work.
461
00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:09,123
And second, I think you've
got the wrong big brother.
462
00:25:09,248 --> 00:25:10,225
Why's that?
463
00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:12,593
Because as much as I enjoy
hanging out with Patrick,
464
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,705
he's never done anything
without having something in it for him.
465
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:19,600
Even the Training Bra Scavenger Hunt was
just a ruse to divert you long enough
466
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,979
so he could score
with Tammy Summers.
467
00:25:22,446 --> 00:25:23,794
The Camp President?
468
00:25:23,919 --> 00:25:25,508
- Who told you that?
- She did.
469
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,412
She had the softest lips.
470
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,859
Drunk guy's friend.
Your order's up.
471
00:25:30,984 --> 00:25:32,989
- He's not my friend.
- He's not my friend.
472
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,869
First rule of avoiding
disappointment...
473
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,685
Lower your expectations.
474
00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,309
Another killer party.
475
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:54,719
- Rock and roll!
- A little birdie told me
476
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,470
you had a talk with Jordan about me.
477
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,263
I just said you liked her
and we spent the next hour deciding
478
00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:02,263
whether she should slip a note
under your door or text you.
479
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,500
Good choice.
480
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:06,896
Thanks.
481
00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:16,092
Nice.
482
00:26:16,231 --> 00:26:17,485
Pledge Cue Ball!
483
00:26:20,128 --> 00:26:21,571
For the next hour,
484
00:26:21,894 --> 00:26:24,123
feel the bonds of brotherhood
485
00:26:24,477 --> 00:26:27,192
your new big brother...
486
00:26:27,775 --> 00:26:30,201
Who is it? Who is it?
487
00:26:43,464 --> 00:26:44,560
We have to talk.
488
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,208
Look how nervous the pledges are.
That's hilarious.
489
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,842
- That was us last year.
- I love being an active.
490
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,069
Nobody chose you
for big brother, right?
491
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,367
Don't rub it in.
492
00:26:54,492 --> 00:26:56,739
I was a couple guy's second choice
and some thirds too.
493
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,699
How'do you like to be
somebody's number one?
494
00:26:59,538 --> 00:27:00,538
Wait, who?
495
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,112
Pledge Andylicious!
496
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,961
For the next hour enjoy the physical
497
00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,629
bond of brotherhood
498
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,423
- your new Big Brother...
- Wait!
499
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:23,724
I'm a righty.
500
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,521
Come here.
501
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,886
Seriously? Who?
502
00:27:39,316 --> 00:27:40,199
Who is it?
503
00:27:41,374 --> 00:27:42,534
Is he here now?
504
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:46,705
Just tell me later.
505
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,745
Three more shots please.
506
00:27:51,464 --> 00:27:54,238
- You got it.
- This is the best way to handle this?
507
00:27:54,363 --> 00:27:57,526
Absolutely. It's the only way
to save Ashleigh from herself.
508
00:27:57,651 --> 00:28:00,403
Until she can admit her crush
on Fisher she won't see
509
00:28:00,528 --> 00:28:02,852
it's getting in the way
of her responsibilities to the house.
510
00:28:02,977 --> 00:28:06,017
And believe me, a drunk Ashleigh,
is an honest Ashleigh.
511
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,743
I can't believe
you wanted to do shots.
512
00:28:08,868 --> 00:28:11,302
Usually,
you're such a fuddy-duddy drinker.
513
00:28:11,427 --> 00:28:12,606
That's pretty honest.
514
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,984
- To Ashleigh!
- To me!
515
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,812
I'm so drunk.
516
00:28:25,981 --> 00:28:28,664
She really is.
Believe me, I would know!
517
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,989
Did you steal that shirt
from Blues Clues?
518
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:38,372
We want to ask you about Fisher.
519
00:28:39,313 --> 00:28:41,494
Can you believe that girl Natalie?
520
00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:44,437
What a slaggy-slag-slag.
521
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,410
No. She's horrible.
522
00:28:46,771 --> 00:28:49,226
She is horrible.
That's a good point.
523
00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:52,918
You're sure you don't
have a crush on Fisher?
524
00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:54,231
Scout's honor.
525
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,235
But ask me if we're doing it.
526
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,519
So, when does ZBZ do Big/Little?
527
00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:08,371
- Tomorrow. We're having a Brunch.
- Go, go, go!
528
00:29:20,204 --> 00:29:23,594
- I don't think it'll be as fun as this.
- I'm sure you'll have a cool Big Sis.
529
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:26,722
She is cool.
It's Rusty's sister, Casey.
530
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:27,909
This Rusty?
531
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:29,998
That's awesome!
532
00:29:30,763 --> 00:29:31,903
Rock and roll.
533
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,189
Spitter and Andy.
534
00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:40,157
You have completed
your mandatory hour of bondage...
535
00:29:40,726 --> 00:29:41,904
Bonding. I mean.
536
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,281
We do not need those rumors
around campus again.
537
00:29:44,709 --> 00:29:45,869
Congratulations.
538
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:50,736
The night is yours to bask in the glow
of fraternal impossibilitment.
539
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,633
Sorry,
540
00:29:54,758 --> 00:29:57,366
I stayed out later
last night than I should have.
541
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:58,663
Enjoy.
542
00:30:00,283 --> 00:30:01,590
Congratulations.
543
00:30:14,871 --> 00:30:16,939
I'm going for a hamburger.
You guys good?
544
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:20,943
I better hold off.
I've got early practice tomorrow.
545
00:30:27,545 --> 00:30:29,278
I'm so happy you brought me here.
546
00:30:30,951 --> 00:30:33,570
What do I do next?
Your my Big Bro, Right?
547
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,131
How are your Beer Pong skills?
548
00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:44,507
Terrible. I suck at it.
549
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,487
Follow me, Little Bro!
550
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,220
The key to Beer Pong
551
00:30:48,695 --> 00:30:51,614
is you have to practice
the fundamentals.
552
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,120
Remember Andy...
553
00:31:13,524 --> 00:31:16,646
Keep that elbow in
and hold the follow through.
554
00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:25,251
- Is this a normal KT thing?
- A true Kappa Tau
555
00:31:25,376 --> 00:31:27,968
must learn how to compete
on every level of sobriety.
556
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,921
Follow through.
557
00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:50,115
Set 'em up. One more match.
I'll play left handed.
558
00:31:53,415 --> 00:31:54,860
Come on, Andy.
559
00:31:56,662 --> 00:31:57,623
You're OK.
560
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:16,850
I think you're the best Presidents
that ZBZ has ever had.
561
00:32:17,287 --> 00:32:20,771
Unfortunately, if you want to stay one,
you have to fire Fisher.
562
00:32:21,027 --> 00:32:22,027
Why?
563
00:32:22,235 --> 00:32:24,076
But I really like him.
564
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,858
You guys have no idea what it's like
565
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:30,990
to go through college
without a boyfriend.
566
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:32,871
I mean, you went from...
567
00:32:33,550 --> 00:32:35,449
from Cappie to Evan
568
00:32:35,752 --> 00:32:36,752
to Max.
569
00:32:37,078 --> 00:32:38,597
And then you went from...
570
00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:41,458
from Evan to Cappie to...
571
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,325
If she says Max I will cut you.
572
00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:45,967
I just don't...
573
00:32:46,092 --> 00:32:49,464
get why I should
have to give up this boyfriend
574
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,635
if we don't have any proof.
575
00:32:53,656 --> 00:32:55,389
She's right.
We need proof.
576
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,153
I totally agree.
577
00:32:58,008 --> 00:33:00,199
OK, then this is what we do.
578
00:33:01,609 --> 00:33:02,859
You text Fisher.
579
00:33:02,984 --> 00:33:06,549
Tell him there's groceries
that need to be put away.
580
00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:09,090
Then if all the food is there
in the morning...
581
00:33:09,215 --> 00:33:12,230
We'll know he isn't the thief.
That's a great plan.
582
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,824
I love it!
583
00:33:14,614 --> 00:33:15,614
I love it.
584
00:33:16,355 --> 00:33:18,502
- Let's get your phone out.
- Can you get it?
585
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:20,914
Nice.
586
00:33:21,475 --> 00:33:23,800
Down. Yeah, F.
Under F.
587
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,271
Press it.
588
00:33:27,252 --> 00:33:28,922
Come on. Typey-typey.
589
00:33:29,588 --> 00:33:31,341
What if he is the thief?
590
00:33:32,743 --> 00:33:34,206
Then at least you'll know.
591
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,220
And we'll help you find
somebody better.
592
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,733
Why am I the only one who's drunk?
593
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,154
This is it.
594
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:53,598
I guess.
595
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,493
- You gonna make me beg for it?
- No. I wouldn't do that to you.
596
00:34:01,862 --> 00:34:04,625
- I need you to answer one question.
- Yes, I stole your toothbrush.
597
00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:08,754
Would you tell me to stay the course
if you didn't need me to be your bank?
598
00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:12,549
Why does everything have to come
with strings attached?
599
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,384
There's no strings.
It's a question.
600
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:18,180
You'd enjoy living in a foreign country
working your ass off to pay rent?
601
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,391
- Do you think I would?
- What does it matter?
602
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,797
Your my big brother
and you should want what's best for me.
603
00:34:24,817 --> 00:34:27,481
And help me when I really
don't know what to do.
604
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:33,388
People got to look out
for themselves.
605
00:34:34,234 --> 00:34:36,407
It's not personal.
It's just life.
606
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,283
That's it?
607
00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:41,506
Come on.
608
00:34:44,341 --> 00:34:45,860
You've really got to relax.
609
00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:48,295
Why don't you come visit
some weekend?
610
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,877
Seriously! Get yourself a tan.
611
00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,206
Thanks, little brother.
612
00:35:17,842 --> 00:35:18,842
Sorry.
613
00:35:25,155 --> 00:35:26,838
If Fisher is a criminal,
614
00:35:27,636 --> 00:35:29,534
would you guys hate me
if I kept seeing him?
615
00:35:29,819 --> 00:35:31,822
Be smart.
Like Anne Hathaway.
616
00:35:32,278 --> 00:35:33,569
I'd keep dating him.
617
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:35,335
You would not.
618
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:38,914
I wouldn't leave him alone
with my purse, but come on? He's hot.
619
00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:42,274
Touch him and I'll cut you
even faster than she would.
620
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,172
Freeze!
621
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,203
- Dude.
- You're busted, Fisher!
622
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,418
Wait, wait!
623
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:18,840
You know him?
624
00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:20,969
He's Fisher's roommate.
625
00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:23,248
And he's a thief.
626
00:36:29,192 --> 00:36:30,192
Coming up.
627
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,099
Is it a miracle
or a smelly old pile of compost?
628
00:36:34,224 --> 00:36:35,696
Meet a local CRU student
629
00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:38,769
who claims he found Jesus
in a pile of grass clippings.
630
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,375
After the break!
631
00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:45,484
Did you learn nothing
from the Scooby story?
632
00:36:50,818 --> 00:36:52,984
I didn't mean for him
to get that drunk.
633
00:36:53,816 --> 00:36:55,712
He's just really bad at Beer Pong.
634
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:01,403
I guess I got a little carried away.
635
00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:03,657
Anyone can become a Big Brother.
636
00:37:04,037 --> 00:37:06,411
It's how you act afterwards
that defines you.
637
00:37:06,536 --> 00:37:08,684
I didn't really want
to be his Big Brother?
638
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,693
- Why not? Because of the girl?
- No. What girl?
639
00:37:11,818 --> 00:37:12,818
Sit down.
640
00:37:13,394 --> 00:37:14,394
Sit down.
641
00:37:15,213 --> 00:37:17,995
You think I'm blind?
If there's anyone who understands
642
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,362
how a girl can change the way
you feel about a friend...
643
00:37:21,687 --> 00:37:24,324
It's your Big Brother.
Mostly because of your big sister.
644
00:37:24,885 --> 00:37:26,851
Good god this campus is incestuous.
645
00:37:26,976 --> 00:37:29,926
He hooked up with her before
I could even tell her I liked her.
646
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:34,293
They're all into each other
and I want to puke around them.
647
00:37:35,216 --> 00:37:37,080
I was going to ask Ben
to be his Big Brother,
648
00:37:37,205 --> 00:37:39,089
but I was too late for that, too.
649
00:37:39,214 --> 00:37:40,803
Why'd you say yes
in the first place?
650
00:37:40,947 --> 00:37:43,302
I fought so hard convincing you
to let him in the house,
651
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,087
I felt like if I changed my mind,
652
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,515
you'd question
my judgment as an active.
653
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,268
That was stupid.
654
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,145
Ben can be Andy's big brother?
655
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:56,315
I'm afraid not.
That's the thing about responsibility.
656
00:37:56,505 --> 00:37:59,087
Once you take it on,
there's no getting out of it.
657
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:01,571
I can't believe out of all
the people on campus,
658
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,039
you're the one teaching me
about responsibility.
659
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:08,410
And apparently,
a little something about irony.
660
00:38:19,615 --> 00:38:21,131
Andy. There you are.
661
00:38:24,141 --> 00:38:26,887
Come on, buddy.
You got football practice. 20 minutes.
662
00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:34,019
I thought you would feel that way.
I wasn't sure what you would need more.
663
00:38:34,368 --> 00:38:37,109
A little jolt of caffeine?
664
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:40,114
Or electrolyte replacement?
665
00:38:41,177 --> 00:38:42,498
What do you think?
666
00:38:43,903 --> 00:38:44,928
Come on.
667
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:46,751
Come on.
668
00:38:46,876 --> 00:38:47,783
Let's go.
669
00:38:50,586 --> 00:38:52,369
Rise and shine.
670
00:38:55,522 --> 00:38:56,946
Come on, buddy.
671
00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:02,714
Come on.
672
00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:06,134
Open those eyes!
673
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,296
This is unpossible.
674
00:39:18,627 --> 00:39:22,357
- Are you, OK?
- A little hangover-induced vertigo.
675
00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:24,695
It'll pass. I hope.
676
00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:25,864
Sorry.
677
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:28,656
Next time we'll go
easier on the truth shots.
678
00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:32,244
Are you kidding? I'd do a hundred shots
to find out Fisher wasn't the thief.
679
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:33,704
How did he take the news?
680
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:35,539
He felt terrible.
681
00:39:36,531 --> 00:39:39,420
He also promises never to get
a roommate off of Craigslist.
682
00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:43,665
Of course, you know as his employer,
683
00:39:43,957 --> 00:39:46,174
you still have to keep
your relationship a secret.
684
00:39:48,112 --> 00:39:50,470
A secret boyfriend is
better than no boyfriend, right?
685
00:39:51,549 --> 00:39:52,549
Right.
686
00:39:54,998 --> 00:39:56,356
You OK with that, Fisher?
687
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:01,944
Anything for Ashleigh.
688
00:40:03,007 --> 00:40:04,007
Great.
689
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:16,329
I've been trying to get a hold of
you all night. Where've you been?
690
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,295
Saying goodbye to my brother.
691
00:40:19,431 --> 00:40:21,135
Turns out
he didn't come here for the fun
692
00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,964
He just wanted to ask me
for some emergency cash.
693
00:40:28,603 --> 00:40:30,141
I think your mom was right.
694
00:40:31,234 --> 00:40:32,971
You're a better person
than your brother.
695
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,161
- What's this?
- This?
696
00:40:39,483 --> 00:40:42,189
I guess this is your emergency cash.
697
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,446
Plus a little extra
for that personal trainer.
698
00:40:48,592 --> 00:40:50,206
That is so not fair, Evan.
699
00:40:50,331 --> 00:40:52,890
I'm surprised you and Patrick
didn't hit it off.
700
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,789
You have so much in common.
701
00:40:56,156 --> 00:40:58,997
You offered to help me with the house.
This was your idea.
702
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,559
You know I'm not Patrick.
703
00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:09,081
Do I?
704
00:41:33,231 --> 00:41:34,231
Let's go.
705
00:41:50,223 --> 00:41:51,917
What the hell are you doing here?
706
00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:54,361
Checking in on you.
That's what big brothers do.
707
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:05,764
All right.
708
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,570
- Is that our boy?
- Yep.
709
00:42:12,462 --> 00:42:13,446
Well done.
710
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:14,698
Well done.
711
00:42:16,651 --> 00:42:18,633
This might not be
as hard as I thought.
712
00:42:19,819 --> 00:42:22,607
It's not Andy's fault
that Jordan likes him instead of me.
713
00:42:23,966 --> 00:42:26,714
Look at him.
Any guy that can make it
714
00:42:26,839 --> 00:42:30,843
to football practice after losing
four straight sets of Beer Pong
715
00:42:30,973 --> 00:42:33,300
has probably got
a good amount of Kappa Tau in him.
716
00:42:46,705 --> 00:42:48,130
At least he used to.
717
00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:52,494
You want to get breakfast?
718
00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:55,427
Sure.
Pumpkin pancakes?
719
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,826
You love those.
720
00:42:58,696 --> 00:43:00,828
- Ohio special?
- Yeah, sounds good.
721
00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:05,428
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