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Come on, Charlie.
Go tinkle-winkle.
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Make the poo-poo
for the mama.
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No no?
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All right, I'll tell you what...
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Five bucks for a number one,
10 bucks for a number two.
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All right?
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Uh uh uh, excuse me, what are you doing?
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Playing a video game.
That's how kids.
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From our generation entertain themselves.
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Charlie is watching her favorite show.
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It's the only way we can get
her to sit on the potty.
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Charlie has to watch "the gurgles"
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In order to do her business?
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Yes, "the gurgles" help Charlie.
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The same way that the sports
section helps your dad.
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Look at this garbage...
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Brightly colored
singing and dancing shapes.
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Would you guys just go upstairs?
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If she isn't potty-trained by tomorrow,
she won't get into the good preschool.
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- Come on! - But then we're gonna
have to unhook the game system.
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Down here and rehook it up there.
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We already walked all the way down here.
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Are we supposed to rewalk
all the way up there?
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You know, we wouldn't have this
problem if we had a tv in our room.
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Okay, for the millionth time, I
am not buying a tv for your room.
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Fine.
Let's go, P.J.
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Ooh, hold on.
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The circle and the square
are fighting over a grape.
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I want to see how this turns out.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybodyseen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
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Hey.
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Hey hey.
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Hey, Mr. Duncan.
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Hey, Ivy.
You spending the night?
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Yeah, our house is being fumigated.
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Oh.
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I guess your parents didn't know.
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That my company Bob's bugs be gone.
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Also does fumigations.
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No, they knew that.
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Oh, well, you know,
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It's too bad they didn't call.
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I could have given them a big discount.
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They knew that too.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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No biggie.
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What was that about?
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Who knows? It's your fault for
saying, "hey, Mr. Duncan."
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So are you ready for the big news?
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Always.
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Here goes.
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- There's a guy.
- There's a guy?
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- There's a guy.
- There's a guy?!
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There's a guy!
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- Super happy dance.
- Okay.
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♪ super super ♪
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♪ happy dance. ♪.
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Happy!
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So who is he?
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He's that new guy in our
government class... Raymond.
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Oh, he's cute.
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Wait, so when did you start talking to him?
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Well, we haven't actually talked yet.
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We've been iming.
That led to texting.
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Tonight he wants to step it
all the way up to video chat.
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I don't know if I'm ready.
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All right, let's get you all
cutied up for your video chat.
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Um, if the bugs come back...
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I mean, when the bugs come back,
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This is my card.
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You know what? I'm gonna get you a coupon.
You wait right there.
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Now's our chance.
Go go go go!
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All right, there we go.
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Brand new.
Brand new.
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Look.
Look at that.
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Now...
quack quack quack...
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When you're a big girl,
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This is where you're gonna go potty.
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Now just make sure the toilet seat is down.
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So you don't fall in.
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And hopefully you'll only
make that mistake once...
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Well, unless you're P.J.
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And then it's many many times.
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You know,
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
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Sometimes I come up here
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I don't even have to go.
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Sometimes daddy just needs
a little vacation.
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Uh-oh.
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So what do you think?
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I don't know.
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Ivy, Raymond will love you.
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You look hot...
like, smoking hot.
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Okay, now I see it.
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Okay. Now let's see
how you look onscreen.
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Uh...
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Pretty good.
Just tilt down a little.
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I'm getting too much nostril.
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Better.
Better.
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Now let's seesome shoulder.
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Ah, perfect.
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Now flutter your eyes.
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Now don't do that.
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Smile.
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Less teeth.More teeth.
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Less teeth.
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That's it. That's it.
That's it. Now don't move.
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Look right in the camera.
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And tell Raymond what's on your mind.
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I think I'm stuck.
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Honey, I try never to ask you
this after you exit the bathroom,
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But what was that horrible sound
I heard a few minutes ago?
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Charlie just threw some things in
the toilet, clogged up the pipes.
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So I just gotta dig a little
hole in the backyard,
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Clean out the main line. Don't worry.
Everything is gonna be fine.
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Should I call a plumber?
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Absolutely not.
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I have got this all under control.
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Where's Charlie?
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I'll be right back.
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As long as he looks scared,
I've done my job.
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Boys, would you turn down
that tv in your room?
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Tv in your room?
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Oh, mama don't think so.
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What is this?
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A free tv.
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- Ha ha!
- Isn't it awesome?
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It was just sitting on someone's lawn.
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Yeah, there was a sign
that said "please take,"
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So we took.
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It's a little big
for the room, don't you think?
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Yeah, it was at first, but then
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Gabe came up with the brilliant idea.
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Of bunk desks.
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Bunk desks.
Right right.
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Where's your dresser?
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- Under P.J.'s bed.
- Yeah, at first I was concerned.
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That getting a fresh pair of underpants
every day was gonna be a little tricky.
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But then I came up with a solution...
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The underpants pillow.
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- Bam!
- Buh-bam!
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Every time I come in here I regret it.
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Oh!
Oh oh oh!
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Argh! Argh!
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Uh-oh.
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What happened?
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The power went out and the plumbing.
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Well, how did that happen?
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Let's ask the soaking wet
man with the pickaxe.
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Hey, everybody.
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Dad, when is the power coming back on?
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Yeah, I'm 15 minutes away
from a video chat.
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And if we're gonna potty-train Charlie,
she has to watch "the gurgles."
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Uh, first of all, I'm fine.
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What? No, didn't get
electrocuted.
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Thanks for the concern.
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What about the water?
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All right, I've already called the
plumber and the electrician...
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Oh, there we go.
Okay.
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...Who can't be here
until tomorrow...
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- What? Bob!
- ...Ish.
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Come on.
Hey hey hey!
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We can survive one night
without water and power.
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Come on, it's gonna be fine.
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I heard some kind of explosion
and rushed right over.
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To see if Gabe was anywhere near the blast.
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I'm right here,
Mrs. Dabney,
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Better than ever.
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Are you sure?
No internal injuries?
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My stomach is kind of upset.
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Might be a touch of dabnerrhea.
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All right.
Mrs. Dabney, you know,
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We're gonna be without water
and power for a while.
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It sure would be helpful if
we could use your bathroom.
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Till ours is up and running.
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I don't even let Mr. Dabney
use my bathroom.
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Okay, Mrs. Dabney,
I know it's an imposition,
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But the thing is we have a really important.
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Preschool interview tomorrow morning.
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And it sure would be nice if
we could use your bathroom.
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To freshen up beforehand.
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- Need to freshen up, huh?
- Yeah.
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I hear the bus station
has a real nice bathroom.
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Have a good night now.
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Gabriel Duncan!
Dabnerrhea?
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Yeah.
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Up top.
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Bob.
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Hey.
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Remember when you said
we wouldn't need this?
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Who looks stupid now?
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Which question should I answer first?
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Any progress
on the potty-training?
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Nope, without "the gurgles" Charlie
won't even sit on that potty,
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And the interview is in 12 hours.
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Oh, she'll get it.
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That's the thing about us Duncans...
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We're clutch players.
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I see the light's on.
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I'm not sure anybody's home.
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Where are the kids?
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Charlie's taking a nap.
Teddy and Ivy are downstairs.
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And the boys are in their room reading.
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P.J. And Gabe
are reading?
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Yeah, it was their idea.
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So they're reading...
voluntarily?
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Huh.
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Let's roll.
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Oh!
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Sorry, I should have warned you about that.
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What is going on in here?
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Great news...
the power is back on.
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Well, it is for us.
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Where are you getting your power from?
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Hey, are you stealing
electricity from Mrs. Dabney?
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Are we in trouble?
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What's taking those nachos so long?
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There really is a lot of stuff plugged in.
Are you sure this is safe?
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Ah, here's the problem.
We've got a loose connection.
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Everything's under control.
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Huh, that's weird.
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Mrs. Dabney's power
is out too.
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Oh look, here she comes.
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You know, for an older gal,
she moves pretty fast.
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Nachos?
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Raymond will think I blew him off.
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I probably lost him forever.
Now I'm gonna die sad and alone.
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Ivy, you're not gonna die alone.
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You can live with me and my husband.
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In our pool house.
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No offense, but that sounds awful.
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Well, not for me.
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I have a husband and a pool house.
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You could just call Raymond.
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Mom, we can't do that.
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Our cell phones are dead
and we can't charge them.
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Use the wall phone.
It works without electricity.
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The wall what?
258
00:12:57,189 --> 00:12:59,449
The wall phone...
259
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,859
You know, the phone.
260
00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:05,329
On the wall.
261
00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,889
When did we get that?
262
00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:08,659
When we bought the house.
263
00:13:10,199 --> 00:13:12,029
Just one problem...
264
00:13:12,069 --> 00:13:13,699
Raymond's number is in my phone.
265
00:13:13,739 --> 00:13:15,399
Well, if you know his last name,
266
00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:18,209
- Just look him up in the phonebook.
- The phone what?
267
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:22,239
Okay, now you can see what it was like.
268
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,239
To live life in the olden days,
269
00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:26,079
Also known as the '9os.
270
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:33,719
Huh. Here's
Raymond's number.
271
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:35,759
- What?
- Yeah.
272
00:13:37,429 --> 00:13:39,289
Okay.
273
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,699
Oh, it's right there.
274
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:43,999
Oh, right here?
275
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,939
It's ringing.
276
00:13:52,979 --> 00:13:55,239
- I can't do this.
- Ivy.
277
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,749
- I'm just not ready.
- Don't give it to me.
278
00:13:57,779 --> 00:13:59,749
What am I supposed to...?
Hello.
279
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:03,279
Raymond, hi.
Hi, it's Teddy.
280
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:04,919
Ivy's best friend.
281
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:07,559
Yeah, I'm sure you've heard all about me.
282
00:14:08,819 --> 00:14:10,859
Oh really?
283
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,729
Not a thing?
284
00:14:18,369 --> 00:14:20,069
Anyways,
285
00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:22,069
Sorry we missed the video chat.
286
00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:24,069
There were some technical difficulties,
287
00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:27,409
So I don't know if you and Ivy are
gonna be able to talk tonight,
288
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:29,639
Unless... unless you want
to come over.
289
00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:32,249
Ivy loves the idea.
290
00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:34,819
Ivy's at 358 edgewood.
Okay, bye.
291
00:14:34,849 --> 00:14:36,749
He's on his way over.
292
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:39,949
What are you doing, t?
I told you I wasn't ready.
293
00:14:39,989 --> 00:14:43,059
But you like him.
He likes you.
294
00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:45,389
Now get your Booty in gear, girl,
295
00:14:45,429 --> 00:14:48,159
'cause it's time to represent.
296
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,369
Huh-uh.
297
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:56,369
Don't go street on me, t.
298
00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:58,379
It's just sad.
299
00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:06,449
Ready for operation potty train?
300
00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,849
- It's go time.
- We hope.
301
00:15:08,889 --> 00:15:11,089
Okay, P.J.,
let's hit it.
302
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,459
Okay, hey, Charlie, you
want to watch some tv?
303
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,229
- Yeah.
- I bet your favorite show is on.
304
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:16,829
I bet... yeah.
305
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,829
It's time to giggle
306
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:21,199
With "the gurgles"!
307
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:23,199
Hi there, kids.
308
00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:26,369
Today is gonna bea super-duper day.
309
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:27,939
Why is that?
310
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,539
Because we're gonnado the potty rap.
311
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,119
♪ hey there, kids, don't be naughty ♪
312
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:41,619
♪ let's have fun and use our potty ♪
313
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:46,429
♪ going to the potty can be so gnarly ♪
314
00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:49,059
♪ especially if you're
a girl named Charlie. ♪.
315
00:15:49,099 --> 00:15:51,059
Oh gosh, mommy.
316
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,039
Well, that didn't work.
317
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,049
Actually it worked for me.
318
00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:10,119
See ya.
319
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,729
- Hi.
- Hi.
320
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,989
- I'm Raymond.
- Hi, I'm Teddy.
321
00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:22,999
Come on in.
322
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:25,129
Ivy, Raymond's here.
323
00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:27,569
It's kind of dark in here.
324
00:16:27,599 --> 00:16:29,569
Yeah, we're having a power outage.
325
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:31,899
Could I offer you some chunky milk.
326
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:34,539
Or a glass of ice cream?
327
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,609
Uh, I'm cool.
Can I use the bathroom?
328
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,709
No.
329
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,009
The water's out too.
330
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:43,179
Oh, nice place.
331
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,789
I'm gonna see what's keeping Ivy.
332
00:16:45,819 --> 00:16:47,889
Just have a seat
right there. Ivy!
333
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:54,029
Enjoying myself so far.
334
00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,629
What's going on?
335
00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,729
What if I say something stupid?
Then he won't like me.
336
00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,329
Ivy, you say stupid stuff
to me all the time.
337
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:02,339
And I still like you.
338
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,609
I'm serious, t.
339
00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:06,669
This is the first guy
I've ever really liked.
340
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,579
I don't want to mess it up.
341
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:10,539
Come on, you can do this.
342
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,209
I can't.
343
00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:15,009
I just know if I look
into those big brown eyes
344
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,719
I'm gonna freeze.
345
00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:19,089
So you don't want to see his eyes.
346
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,989
I can work with that.
347
00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:25,959
Ivy will be right out.
348
00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:29,399
Meanwhile, let's enjoy.
349
00:17:29,429 --> 00:17:33,469
Some nice
battery-powered music...
350
00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:35,939
Kicking it old school.
351
00:17:35,969 --> 00:17:38,939
Like they did
back in the diz-ay.
352
00:17:38,969 --> 00:17:41,209
Oh, Teddy, right.
353
00:17:41,239 --> 00:17:43,179
Ivy did mention you.
354
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,849
Okay, Ivy, come on out.
355
00:17:51,889 --> 00:17:53,859
There she is.
356
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:56,429
Now Raymond is right
over there by the couch.
357
00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,529
Hey, how is it going?
358
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,429
Good.
359
00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:04,269
Okay.
360
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:06,299
Raymond, doesn't Ivy look nice?
361
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:09,609
I can't see her.
362
00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:11,339
Take my word for it.
363
00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:13,379
Okay.
364
00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,039
Ivy, you look good...
365
00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:16,809
Probably.
366
00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:18,109
Thanks.
367
00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:20,479
There you go.
This is good.
368
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:22,919
Okay, come on, guys.
You've got to keep it up.
369
00:18:22,949 --> 00:18:24,949
We were on a nice roll there.
370
00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:26,919
All right?
371
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,089
Still just me talking.
372
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:30,929
Still just...
373
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,699
Guys, what's going on over there?
374
00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:35,199
Oh, okay.
375
00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:36,969
Don't needany light for that.
376
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,339
I'll just...
I'll be in the kitchen.
377
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,539
Oh!
Argh, that's my shin.
378
00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,809
I'm okay. I'm totally okay.
Don't worry.
379
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,809
Ow!
380
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,879
Forehead too.
381
00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:55,149
Okay, sweetheart.
Why don't you go over there.
382
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,359
- And play with some toys, okay?
- Okay.
383
00:19:01,659 --> 00:19:03,429
What is that smell?
384
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,429
That would be me,
385
00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:07,799
Because somebody said
we didn't have enough time.
386
00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,869
To stop off at the bus
station to freshen up.
387
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,739
- Oh, so it's my fault?
- My stink is your fault, yeah.
388
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:15,169
That makes a lot of sense.
Tonight when we're done here
389
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,379
I'm gonna drop you off at the bus station.
You can stay there.
390
00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:20,279
- And freshen up all night long.
- All night long? Sounds good to me.
391
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:23,509
- Hi. - Sorry to keep you waiting.
I'm sondra.
392
00:19:23,549 --> 00:19:25,749
Hi, I'm Amy.
This is Bob.
393
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:28,049
And this is Charlie.
394
00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:29,949
What...?
395
00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:33,259
Something wrong with your face?
396
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:37,229
No, there's some kind of odor.
397
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,159
Oh, that's my husband.
398
00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,229
Yeah, guilty as charged.
399
00:19:41,259 --> 00:19:44,599
We're having some plumbing issues at our
house and we weren't able to shower.
400
00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:46,669
Yeah, that explains
why I smell like a hobo.
401
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:48,339
Not that there's anything wrong with hobos.
402
00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:51,439
- No no no, some of my best
friends are hobos. - Yeah.
403
00:19:51,469 --> 00:19:53,939
Why don't we talk about Charlie?
404
00:19:53,979 --> 00:19:55,979
- Great idea.
- Okay.
405
00:19:58,249 --> 00:20:00,219
So how old is Charlie?
406
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:01,449
Already two.
407
00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:03,419
Is she still napping?
408
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:05,059
Most days in the afternoon, yes.
409
00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:06,759
Is she potty-trained?
410
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,459
- Oh, of course.
- Absolutely.
411
00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:10,459
Yeah, potty train has left the station.
412
00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:13,299
Absolutely.
Yes, sir. Whoo-whoo!
413
00:20:17,329 --> 00:20:19,299
I'm sorry about that.
414
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:21,399
Charlie sweetheart,
can you turn the tv off?
415
00:20:21,439 --> 00:20:23,799
That's okay. The little ones
sure love those "gurgles."
416
00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:25,809
- It's her favorite show.
- "Gurgles."
417
00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:29,979
No-o-o!
418
00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:41,519
So the potty train hasn't left the station.
419
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,029
Whoo-whoo.
420
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:52,369
Well, Charlie, looks like.
421
00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:54,369
Before you spend any time in preschool.
422
00:20:54,399 --> 00:20:56,939
You're gonna need to spend
a little more time.
423
00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:59,839
In pee school.
424
00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:05,609
Sorry.
425
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:07,879
It was either that
or new school-poo school,
426
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,579
And I decided to go classy, so...
427
00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:13,189
Watch it, you idiot.
428
00:21:13,219 --> 00:21:15,859
Speaking of classy, sounds
like your brothers are home.
429
00:21:15,889 --> 00:21:18,089
One, two, three.
430
00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:21,459
What is that?
431
00:21:21,499 --> 00:21:23,799
80-inch big screen.
432
00:21:23,829 --> 00:21:25,799
We found it in the alley.
433
00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:27,799
We're gonna put it on top of the other one.
434
00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:29,869
We're gonna make bunk tvs.
435
00:21:32,609 --> 00:21:34,979
They'll be out of the house
by the time you're my age.
436
00:21:35,009 --> 00:21:38,349
And if not, then good luck, Charlie.
437
00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:42,839
♪ Duncans' double deckerwarehouse. ♪
438
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,639
- House too small?
- Family too big?
439
00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:49,009
Then come on down to Duncans'
double Decker furniture warehouse.
440
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:52,349
For all your stacked furniture needs.
441
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:55,379
Wouldn't it be great if your
couch could seat eight?
442
00:21:58,149 --> 00:22:00,659
Got a full bladder?
It doesn't matter.
443
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,529
Remember that's Duncans double
Decker furniture warehouse.
444
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,259
Stacking furniture since 2011.
445
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:11,469
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