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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Listen to spencer's latest status update.
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"just chilling at home."
who cares?
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Apparently you do.
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Mom. No no,
I do not.
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I could care less what
my ex-boyfriend is up to.
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Oh, he hasn't even changed
his online status yet.
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It still says
"in a relationship."
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- He just can't let me go.
- Well, maybe he forgot to change it.
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Uh, mom, how could he forget?
He's online all the time.
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And you know this how?
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I check his status every hour.
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Well, the important thing
is you've moved on.
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Gabe honey, you have a
playdate this afternoon.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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A new family moved in down the street.
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And they have a son your age,
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So I made plans for the two
of you to get together.
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Oh, mom, let me explain
where you went wrong.
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I'm 11. I don't have
"playdates" anymore.
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I hang.
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His name is austin and I think he'll be.
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A very good influence on you.
He's very well-behaved.
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You know that well-behaved
and I are natural enemies.
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Could you just be nice?
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Okay, be civil.
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It's too late to cancel.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybodyseen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Please don't be a plumbing problem.
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Please don't be a plumbing problem!
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Thank you.
We'll be in touch.
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What is...
what is going on?
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We're having auditions
for a new band member.
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P.J. And the vibe need a fuller
sound so we can start getting gigs.
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And that fuller sound is gonna
come from a didgeridoo?
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Is that what that thing is called?
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All right, look. How much longer
are these auditions gonna go on?
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- For a few more hours.
- Oh man.
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I really gotta get my own place.
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Next.
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Thanks.
Uh, you can keep the microphone.
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Wait. Stop.
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- That was awful.
- Emmett, don't be rude.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
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Even if she is my grandma.
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- What do you think?
- Well, he's pretty good,
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But I'm not sure
if he has the right look.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you and me are so hot.
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And he's so...
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Not.
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I can't argue with that.
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Listen, jimmy.
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- We're gonna think about it and let you know.
- Could you let me know soon?
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'cause my brother's having
a party this weekend.
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And he wants live music.
He's willing to pay.
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Welcome to the band.
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Hey, austin.
Come on in.
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Gabe honey, austin's here.
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What a lovely home,
mrs. Duncan.
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So comfortable looking.
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What a nice way of saying messy.
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Gabe, this is austin.
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- How do you do?
- How do I do what?
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- He's saying hello.
- Why are you dressed like that?
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Well, I wasn't sure what
activities you had planned,
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So I settled on daytime casual.
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Really, mom?
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This is how you want me
to spend my afternoon?
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Well, you boys have fun.
I'll be upstairs with charlie.
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Poor little baby's not feeling well.
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Poor little gaby's
not feeling so hot either.
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What do you want to do, play video games?
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- Oh, I'm not allowed.
- Watch tv?
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I've already exceeded my
allotted one hour of the week.
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- Go to the park?
- I'm not wearing sunscreen.
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How do you think this is going?
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Hey, guys.
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Hi.
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I don't believe we've met.
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Teddy, austin;
Austin, teddy.
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- Nice to meet you, austin.
- The pleasure is all mine.
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Well, aren't you a little gentleman?
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She's glorious.
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What an exquisite creature.
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Look, we have to figure out
how to get through this.
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So either you stop being weird or...
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Yeah, that's the only way.
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♪ that's why monkeys shouldn't fly ♪
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- ♪ planes! ♪
- Yeah!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Yeah! That was awe-teous!
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- "awe-teous"?
- Yeah.
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I took "awesome" and mashed
it with "righteous."
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"awe-teous."
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Dude, I love that.
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- Hey, can I get something to drink?
- Yeah, the kitchen's upstairs.
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- What do you think of jimmy?
- He's "gna-teous."
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- What? - I mashed
"gnarly" and "awe-teous."
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"awe-teous" is
already a mash-up.
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Just let him do it.
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Charlie honey, drink your juice.
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- It'll make you feel better.
- No no.
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I don't think you should argue with me.
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I know a lot more words.
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May I have some water, please?
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Sure, jimmy, coming right up.
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Well, aren't you
a cutie-pie?
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I'd be lying if I said
I hadn't heard that before.
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- I... I meant the baby.
- Right. Huh.
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Oh, jimmy, I wouldn't get too
close to charlie. She's...
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...Sick.
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Whoa.
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She blasted me with snot.
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Which was also the name of my last band.
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It's austin.
Tell him I'm not here.
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Sorry, austin, gabe's not here.
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He's hiding under that blanket.
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Actually, I came to see you.
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- You did?
- Well, this just got interesting.
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I brought you some presents.
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An african orchid.
I cultivate them myself.
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I also made you some soap.
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Thank you.
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I was running low on orchids and soap.
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Anything else?
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I also wanted to ask you something.
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- Okay.
- Will you go with me?
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Go with you where?
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I'm asking you to be my girlfriend.
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Wait.
I... I'm sorry, what?
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I'm almost 16 and you're 11.
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And a half.
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I believe there's a question on the table.
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Teddy, love knows no age.
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But it does know height.
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Austin, I'm flattered, but I
just came out of a relationship.
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"I have loved,
let us see if that's all."
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E.E. Cummings.
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"I'm not interested."
t.R. Duncan.
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Your words say one thing,
but your eyes say another.
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Okay.
Focus on my hands.
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They're pushing you out the door.
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This is not over.
I shall return!
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You know, he's growing on me.
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- I got your message.
What's the bad news? - Jimmy's sick.
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Charlie sneezed on him.
Now he can't make the gig this weekend.
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- Man, that's "awf-able."
- Stop that!
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Dude, we have got to find
a new bass player and fast.
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- But where?
- I don't know.
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- Dad?
- Hey.
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Oh sorry.
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I saw it here.
I couldn't resist.
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- How'd you learn to do that?
- When I was in high school,
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I had my own band...
the bob duncan experience.
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You were in a band?
How come I never knew that?
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Because whenever I start a story.
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With "when I was in high
school," you zone out.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Well, mr. D.
, you are the answers to our prayers.
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How would you like...
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Band meeting.
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Band meeting?
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That's not good.
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That's how I got thrown out.
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Of the bob duncan experience.
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Emmett, I don't want to be the loser
who's in a band with his dad.
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A little quieter, guys.
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I know he's old,
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But what choice do we have?
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Still hearing it.
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I guess you're right.
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Dad...
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Do you want to do the gig with us?
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Yes!
The experience continues!
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I'm back!
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For one gig only.
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For one gig only!
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"you are the light
of my life. Austin.
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P.S., not to be used
in non-ventilated areas."
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Yep, that's my special fella.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Okay. Spencer, uh,
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This is awkward, but I have
to tell you something.
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- Sure, what is it?
- Well, I heard your online status.
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Says you're in a relationship...
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Somebody told me, I don't remember who...
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So you should probably change that.
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- I'm just saying.
- Actually, I did change it.
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- And then I changed it back.
- Huh. Okay look,
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I know you still have feelings for me.
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I get it. I have
that effect on people.
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But really, it's time to move on, okay?
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Teddy, my status isn't about you.
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I... oh.
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Her name's nicole.
We've had a few dates.
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She doesn't go to our school.
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Well, that's...
that's good for you.
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I mean it's good for both of us, actually,
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Because I'm also in a relationship.
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- You are?
- Yes.
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- Cool. Who is it?
- Uh, austin...
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Is his name.
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Austin doesn't go to our school.
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He...
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Got me this candle.
Whatever.
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Ah. That's nice.
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Yeah, he's thoughtful like that.
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Ah. It's nicole.
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- I should probably take this.
- Oh sure. Go for it.
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I have to call austin anyway...
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Once he's old enough to have a phone.
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Hey, te... oh.
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Please tell me you're not still
obsessing about spencer.
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No no, I'm obsessing
about some girl named nicole.
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Who he's supposedly dating.
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But I don't think she exists.
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I just scrolled through
all 452 of his friends.
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And there's not one nicole.
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You think he made up a fake girlfriend.
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Just to get a rise out of you?
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Oh, that is sad and pathetic.
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Well, in certain situations.
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It's understandable.
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What's your fake boyfriend's name?
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Austin.
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- Oh teddy.
- I panicked!
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At least he's a real guy.
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For you, my love!
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Is that the lute?
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Oh, I love the lute.
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Sorry, austin.
Now's not a good time.
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Teddy, go out with me.
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- No. - Then I will
continue to serenade you.
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With every instrument at my disposal.
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But you should know.
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My father owns a music store.
255
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:18,830
So what's it gonna take
to make you go away?
256
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,640
One date.
257
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,700
Okay, fine.
Let's get this over with.
258
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:25,040
Well, not now.
I'm not dressed.
259
00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,510
I shall return Saturday afternoon.
260
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:30,150
- Shall we say 1:00-ish?
- Say whatever you want.
261
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,410
Our relationship ends
at 3:00-ish.
262
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,620
Until then I bid you a gentle good morrow.
263
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,860
Yahoo!
264
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,530
Dad! Come on,
let's have a look at you.
265
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,270
Huh? Look at that.
266
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,510
Can I pass for a teenager?
267
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,080
Absolutely.
268
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,750
Just stay out of direct light...
269
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,880
Or any light.
270
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:13,090
- Is that a zit?
- Yep, drew that on myself.
271
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,190
Makes me look younger, huh?
272
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,790
Ugh. Putting a lot of pressure
on one little zit, dad.
273
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,600
Okay. Dad.
274
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,400
- Let's go over it one more time.
- Oh, all right.
275
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,700
My name is bo.
I go to north high.
276
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,870
And, if anybody asks, I have
a bizarre medical condition.
277
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,740
- That makes me look older.
- Called?
278
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,610
Old-man-itus.
279
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,680
We're good.
280
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,790
Oh, honey.
281
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,290
Want to go out with a teenager tonight?
282
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,730
Not with that zit.
283
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,870
This is our date?
284
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,700
Your six-year-old cousin's
birthday party?
285
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,910
I couldn't show up without a date.
286
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:05,710
That would be embarrassing.
287
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:09,640
We wouldn't want anyone here
to be embarrassed.
288
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:14,120
Oh, no, I've arranged
a private table for us.
289
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,280
How romantic.
290
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,060
I slipped the clown a few dollars.
291
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,460
He'll be by shortly.
292
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,630
Come on, swing like you mean it!
293
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,070
She's gonna be seven by the
time we get out of here.
294
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,100
It won't take that long.
295
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,270
After the pinata, we have cake.
296
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,410
- Then we kiss and it's over.
- What did you say?
297
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,340
We have cake.
298
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,150
Uh, it's your turn.
299
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:46,010
Ah. Let's do this.
300
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,990
Open your bags, girls.
This pretty rainbow's going down.
301
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,200
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about! Whoo!
302
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,860
- Teddy?
- Oh! Spencer.
303
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,570
That is you, uh, tiger.
304
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,140
- How do you do?
- Oh my gosh.
305
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,700
How do I do what?
306
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:12,510
- I'm austin.
- This is austin?
307
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,110
The guy you're in a relationship with?
308
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,440
Well, it's just our first date.
309
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,550
We're taking things slow.
310
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:21,150
Um, well, I should go.
Nicole's waiting for me.
311
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,590
- It was nice to meet you.
- And you, sir.
312
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,430
Are you okay?
313
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,800
Not really.
314
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,470
That was
my ex-boyfriend.
315
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,470
- Oh.
- He's here with nicole,
316
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,510
Who is pretty
and real.
317
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,670
And you're here
with an 11-year-old.
318
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,810
Pretty much.
319
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,880
Well, you know, teddy,
320
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,650
I may be only 11,
321
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,750
But I'm old enough
to know you deserve someone.
322
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,190
Who will appreciate how wonderful you are.
323
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,590
And for your information, spencer ain't it.
324
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,590
- Did you just say "ain't"?
- Listen to me.
325
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,360
I'm so passionate, I'm
throwing grammar to the wind.
326
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,500
Yeah thanks, austin.
327
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,270
And you know, as first dates go,
328
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,670
This wasn't all that bad.
329
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,270
Not now, slappy.
330
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,380
Anyway, you really...
331
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,110
You deserve somebody great too.
332
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,380
I mean, somebody who's smart.
333
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:28,550
Kind and, well, 11.
334
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,590
Shall we grab our goody bags, quick kiss.
335
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,250
- And get out of here?
- What did you say?
336
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,560
I said let's grab our goody bags.
337
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:43,460
♪ that's why monkeys shouldn't fly ♪
338
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,040
♪ planes! ♪.
339
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,870
This is awful.
We're totally bombing.
340
00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:54,740
They're not even paying attention to us.
341
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,080
All right, guys.
Calm down.
342
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,150
If there's anything I learned
from the bob duncan experience,
343
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,250
It's that if you want
to get people to notice you,
344
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,580
- You give them something to notice.
- How do you do that?
345
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:07,160
Band meeting.
Okay, guys, follow my lead.
346
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,920
This crowd's about to get fired up.
347
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,820
♪ my mouth is on fire! ♪
348
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,990
♪ my mouth is
on fire! ♪
349
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:46,030
♪ my mouth is on fire! ♪
350
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:50,370
♪ fire! ♪.
351
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,340
Well, charlie,
352
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,480
Thanks to a strange
little dude named austin,
353
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,320
I think I'm finally over spencer.
354
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,020
In fact, I'm about
to defriend him right now.
355
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,290
Whoo! Moving on.
356
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,060
Feel good.
357
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:17,230
Ooh, looks like I have an email from...
358
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,430
Austin.
359
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,630
Oh, he posted the teddy the tiger pictures.
360
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,430
All over the internet.
361
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,240
Wish me good luck, charlie.
362
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:35,580
Whoa! What happened?
363
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:39,110
Dad breathed fire.
It was so awesome...
364
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,050
The first time.
365
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,090
The second time there were some problems.
366
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,090
No big deal.
367
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,720
Tomorrow morning I'll go
down to the music store.
368
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,220
And get jimmy a new bass,
369
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,090
Then go over to the lumber yard.
370
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:54,860
And get jimmy's parents a new deck.
371
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,230
Wait. Dad, you played
in p.J.'s band?
372
00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,770
- I didn't know you were into music.
- Of course I am.
373
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,440
When I was in high school,
I had my own band.
374
00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,140
I'm sorry, what?
375
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:11,750
I really got to get my own place.
376
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,910
Hey!
377
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:24,080
Look at that.
Ain't she a beauty?
378
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,380
I thought you already bought jimmy a bass.
379
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,650
- This is for me.
- Dad, um,
380
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,580
I thought we made it pretty clear.
381
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,850
You being in the band was
just a one-time thing.
382
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:37,150
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not.
383
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:38,720
I've got my own band now.
384
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,670
All right.
Okay whoa.
385
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,030
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Stop stop stop.
386
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:51,840
Let's try it again, all right?
387
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,570
Let's bring the accordion
down a little bit.
388
00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:56,330
A little more from you.
A little less from you.
389
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,370
And as for emmett's grandma...
390
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,130
You sound great.
391
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:10,720
Alright, listen. One more time from the top. Ok? On 3...
392
00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:18,830
Hey, dummer, come on. I said "On three".
393
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:28,450
Oh that's right, you... You can't count to three yet.
394
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:29,850
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