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Hey, charlie,
check this out.
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Here's something nobody has
ever seen before.
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Gabe is brushinghis hair.
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Do you have to videotape
everything we do?
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This isn't a reality show.
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Oh, I know it's not reality
because he took a shower without being asked.
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You know what I think?
I think you like someone.
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What if I do?
No big deal.
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Are you kidding?
Your first crush is a huge deal.
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Look, she is a girl.
I'm a guy.
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These things happen
every day.
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Not to you.
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I know.
Can you believe it?
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Hey, kids,
come on, let's go.
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P.J. Honey, can you
watch charlie after school?
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I have to work.
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I can't.
I'm working too.
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I can take charlie with me
if you want.
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You want to help
your big brother deliver chicken?
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Or you could come
to the hospital
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And help mommy
change bedpans.
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You take her.
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Gabe, are you
wearing aftershave?
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A little.
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Why would you do that?
You're not shaving yet.
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As long as we're being logical,
why do you still have a comb?
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Get in the car.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybodyseen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sycn by Hana.Bean
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Gabe's voice:
Okay, this is my chance.
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Don't blow it.
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Say something to her.
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H-h-hi, kit.
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Hellllooo, kit!
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Yo yo yo, kit!
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My mouth's so dry.
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I need juice.
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It's juice.
This is not pee.
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That went well.
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( doorbell rings )
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Is your sister home?
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Yes.
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Who was that?
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Mrs. Dabney with her
stupid questions.
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( doorbell rings )
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I have a follow-up
question--
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May I speak
to your sister?
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What can I do for you,
mrs. Dabney?
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I'm going out of town
for a couple of days
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And I was wondering
if y'd be kind enough
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To look after
my cat caboodle.
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Oh, I don't know.
I'm awfully busy.
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I'll pay you
$20 a day.
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My schedule
just opened up.
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Mm-hmm.
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- I can trust you, right?
- Of course.
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You do seem to be
the least disturbed of all the duncan kids.
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What an almost
sweet thing to say.
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You need to know
that caboodle
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Is the most important thing
in the world to me.
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How's mr. Dabney doing?
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Like I said,
love that caboodle.
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- ( rings doorbell )
- woman: Who is it?
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Kwikki chikki.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hi, it's $21.07.
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Oh, okay.
Who is this cutie pie?
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I'm p.J.
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I meant the other
cutie pie.
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Oh, this is charlie.
She's my baby sister.
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Why, isn't she
the most precious thing in the whole world?
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Yeah, my mom's
at the hospital, so I'm looking after her.
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Oh, you poor dear.
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Keep the change.
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Are you sure?
This is almost a $20 tip.
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Oh, you need it
more than I do,
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What with your mom being
in the hospital and all.
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Oh, you think
my mom is in--
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's been hard.
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Enjoy your chicken.
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Charlie, welcome to
the chicken delivery business.
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Give him dry food
twice a day
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And make sure
his water bowl is always filled.
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Oh, and my sister virginia
is coming by later for a play date.
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You want me
to have a play date with your sister?
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Not you-- caboodle.
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Virginia brings
her cat stanley over.
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What a ridiculous name
for a cat.
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- Caboodle?
- Stanley.
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Oh, I should go.
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But so my little caboodie
won't make a scene,
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You need to
distract him.
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Should I pretend
to be a mouse?
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Yes.
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- I was joking.
- I wasn't.
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- The cat seems fine to me.
- I'm paying you.
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Now put him down
and act like a mouse.
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Squeak squeak.
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You can do better than that.
Bare your teeth, wiggle your nose
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And act like you're eating
a piece of cheese.
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Now keep doing that
for 20 minutes,
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And he should be fine.
Goodbye, my caboodle.
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Teddy honey,
did you lose something?
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Only my dignity.
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Mom, can you help me
with something?
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Sure, honey.
What can I do for you?
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Well, I have this friend
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And he needs to know
how to talk to girls.
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Does this friend
have a name?
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No-orman.
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That's an odd name.
128
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Well, I think
he's from no-orway.
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Gabe honey,
I'm your mom.
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You don't have to
be embarrassed
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About telling me about
your first crushy-wushy.
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I'm just gonna go
look it up on the internet.
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No no no, it's okay.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Okay, so what have you
said to her so far?
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Um, I said,
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"that was juice,
not pee."
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And then
she walked away.
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Oh, no-orman.
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Every time
I get near her,
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My heart starts pounding,
my hands get all sweaty
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And I can't speak.
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Oh, you've got it bad.
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I remember
my first crush.
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Was it dad?
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Sure, why not?
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So what do I do?
How do I talk to her?
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Well, when you start
to get a little nervous,
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Just ask her questions.
Let her do the talking.
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Find things
you have in common.
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So just ask her stuff
and listen to the answers?
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That sounds easy.
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Sure.
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Relationships are
a piece of cake.
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That's why married people
are always so happy.
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Did dad ever get nervous
talking to you?
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Oh, when your dad and I
first started dating
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We didn't do
a lot of talking. Mostly we just--
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Just what?
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Played checkers--
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Lots and lots
of checkers.
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- P.J.: Hey, dad.
- Hey.
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You're taking care of charlie
tomorrow afternoon, right?
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I believe I am.
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You know, I was thinking
maybe she should come to work with me.
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Why?
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Because I feel I didn't
do enough to help out
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When teddy and gabe
were babies.
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Enough?
You didn't do anything.
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I know.
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And it haunts me.
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It haunts you?
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Yes.
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That's why I have to
make it up to you with charlie.
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Okay.
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Love you, dad.
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Oh, that boy's
up to something.
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I should probably
get into this.
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Eh, he's all the way
upstairs.
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Gabe's voice:
Listen and findthings in common.
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Listen andfind things in common.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Tell me about yourself.
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Why?
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I mean,
only if you want to.
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Okay, what do you
want to know?
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Tell me about
your family.
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Oh, the family.
189
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Actually there's
not much to tell. I'm an only child.
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Me too.
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Cool.
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What else?
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Well, my parents
are divorced.
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Mine too.
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- Who do you live with?
- Who do you live with?
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- My mom.
- Me too.
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Wow, we really have
a lot in common.
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You kn, I had
a eling we might.
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Want half of
a peanut-butter sandwich?
200
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No, thanks.
I'm allergic tpeanuts.
201
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Me too.
202
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You d'do much,
do you?
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Hey hey, catch.
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Or stay.
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Good cat.
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( doorbell rings )
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Mrs. Dabney,
why are you back here?
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Oh, I'm not estelle.
I'm her sister virginia.
209
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Wow, you really look
like mrs. Dabney.
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Except for my laugh lines.
Estelle doesn't have any of those.
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Gabe, this is mrs. Dabney's
twin sister virginia.
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This is my brother gabe.
213
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Oh, you look like
a nice little boy.
214
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Would you like
some candy?
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Only if you
eat one first.
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You're as cute
as the dickens.
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Okay, this is
dang freaky.
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Okay, stanley.
219
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Let's go play
with caboodle.
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Here we go.
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- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong?
222
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Caboodle always gets excited
when stanley arrives.
223
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He's just been lying
on the couch all day. Do you think he's sick?
224
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You'd better hope not.
I'd hate to be in your shoes
225
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:21,727
If something happened
to my sister's baby.
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Well, it's not my fault.
She'd understand that, right?
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Oh, yeah.
She's very understanding.
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Come on, caboodle,
perk up.
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This does not
look good.
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Oh, I know what will
cheer you up--
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Mr. Mouse, right?
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This does not
look good either.
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The whole family's
pitching in to help out with charlie,
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Because my mom's
in the hospital.
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Thank you.
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And thank you.
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Used to be
her Halloween costume,
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But with mom
in the hospital,
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We can't afford to buy her
a winter coat--
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A new winter coat.
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- Is your mom any better?
- The same,
242
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But we're trying
to be brave.
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You poor thing.
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Aww.
245
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It's hardest
on the little ones.
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Whenever we visit mom
in the hospital,
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Charlie does this.
248
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Mama mama mama.
249
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Warren, get out here!
250
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And bring your wallet!
251
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Thanks for coming on such
short notice, dr. Tushy.
252
00:13:58,097 --> 00:14:01,367
It's pronounced "tushy."
you don't have to thank me.
253
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Caboodle dabney is one of
my favorite patients.
254
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:08,177
I didn't know veterinarians
made house calls.
255
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:10,277
Oh, they don't.
I'm a therapist.
256
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,507
A therapist for cats?
257
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:14,977
And birds.
But never at the same time.
258
00:14:14,977 --> 00:14:17,177
You only make
that mistake once.
259
00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:23,717
Uh-huh.
Huh.
260
00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:28,457
Oh.
261
00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:29,627
( sighs )
262
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,827
So what's wrong
with caboodle?
263
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:35,457
Well, his aura is off.
His chakras are out of line.
264
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,897
How's his poop?
265
00:14:37,897 --> 00:14:40,167
Fine.
How's yours?
266
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:43,267
Well, that's
a little personal,
267
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:46,267
But since you ask,
super good and getting better.
268
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,637
Maybe we should get back
to the cat, dr. Tushy.
269
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,007
It's "tushy."
270
00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:53,607
Tushy.
271
00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:56,277
- Huh-uh, tushy.
- Tushy?
272
00:14:56,277 --> 00:14:59,447
Tushy tushy tushy.
273
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,257
- Do you have
a first name? - Tish.
274
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,987
Tish tushy?
275
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,187
"doctor."
276
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:10,527
Anyway, can you fix him?
277
00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:14,367
No.
278
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:17,797
But you can.
Caboodle is feeling abandoned.
279
00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:20,497
He needs to know
he's safe and secure.
280
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,637
Now close your eyes
and send him a thought
281
00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:25,807
To let him know
you care.
282
00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:27,907
Can't you give
him a shot or--?
283
00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,447
Send him a thought.
284
00:15:30,447 --> 00:15:33,517
Send him a thought.
Send him a thought.
285
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,977
Do you have a thought?
286
00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:37,247
Oh, I'm having
a few of them.
287
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,787
( doorbell rings )
288
00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:53,067
- Kit.
- Hi, gabe.
289
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,697
- What are you doing here?
- I told my mom all about you
290
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:57,607
And we just wanted
to say hi.
291
00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:00,707
Yeah, it is so wonderful
that kit met someone
292
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:02,707
With a family
just like ours.
293
00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:04,977
Okay.
294
00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:06,707
Do you mind
if we come in?
295
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,947
Yeah, sure, I guess.
296
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:10,977
Okay.
297
00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:17,617
You know, I'll actually
be right back.
298
00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:18,947
Okay.
299
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:24,427
I have a big problem.
What are you doing?
300
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:28,757
I'm readjusting
caboodle's aura. Duh.
301
00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:30,897
- I'm in big trouble.
- What's wrong?
302
00:16:30,897 --> 00:16:34,127
- The girl I like
is here with her mom. - What's wrong with that?
303
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:36,067
I told her
mom and dad are divorced
304
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,537
And I'm an only child.
What am I gonna do?
305
00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:41,307
Okay, the first thing
you're gonna do is calm down.
306
00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:44,407
Your negative energy
is upsetting the cat.
307
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,407
You gotta help me.
308
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,047
Okay, relax,
309
00:16:48,047 --> 00:16:51,207
Or later you're gonna have
trouble with your poop.
310
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:52,517
Teddy.
311
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,317
Fine, I'll go
and get rid of them.
312
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,887
Wait, they can't know
you're my sister.
313
00:16:55,887 --> 00:16:59,857
Right, so I will be
somebody else.
314
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:05,157
Hi, I'm teddy,
the housekeeper. See?
315
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,797
Hi, I'm dana.
This is kit.
316
00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:09,797
Why are you
wearing a cat?
317
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:13,867
Because in my country
we have a saying
318
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,167
"the house looks its best
when a cat's
319
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,937
On your chest."
320
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:22,137
What country is that?
321
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,137
Canada.
322
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:28,347
Mrs. Duncan isn't home
and I have a house to clean,
323
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,947
So as we say in my country,
"oot."
324
00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:32,577
"oot oot."
325
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,617
Okay, could you just
tell her we stopped by?
326
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,147
You betcha.
327
00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:38,417
Hey, everybody.
328
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:41,157
- Who's that?
- That's the chicken delivery guy.
329
00:17:41,157 --> 00:17:44,127
- Dude, what's with the cat?
- None of your business.
330
00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:47,227
And don't call me "dude,"
chicken delivery guy.
331
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,297
Now come out
to the porch
332
00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:52,627
Where I will teach you
how to use a doorbell.
333
00:17:52,627 --> 00:17:56,397
You know what's weird?
He didn't have any chicken.
334
00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:59,767
He's just here
to take our order.
335
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,937
Then another guy comes
and delivers it.
336
00:18:01,937 --> 00:18:05,007
It's not a good system.
337
00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:07,877
I'm the chicken
delivery guy.
338
00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:09,777
See?
339
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:12,877
That is such
an adorable baby. Is she--?
340
00:18:12,877 --> 00:18:15,147
Part of the promotion.
Right, p.J.,
341
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:17,147
Which may or may not be
your name?
342
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:19,757
That's right.
A promotion.
343
00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:22,057
Kwikki chikki
is introducing
344
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,427
Baby back ribs.
345
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:27,227
And they make you
carry around a baby?
346
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,127
That comes
from corporate.
347
00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:33,097
They have no idea
what it's like out in the field.
348
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:37,667
Look who's here.
Who is here?
349
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:41,307
- Hi, I'm bob.
- The exterminator.
350
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:43,577
Yeah, I'm a little
more than that. Why are you wearing a cat?
351
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:46,747
Oh, forget the cat.
There is a skunk in the backyard
352
00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:49,647
And I demand you go
exterminate it right now.
353
00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:52,687
What are you talking about?
Skunks don't come out during the day.
354
00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:55,047
Well, then go out
and tell him that.
355
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:58,117
Sorry about that.
He does good work, but he's a little chatty.
356
00:18:59,757 --> 00:19:01,217
Mom? No!
357
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,317
Well, hello to you too.
358
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:06,457
- Hello.
- Hi, I'm dana. I'm kit's mom.
359
00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,997
- I'm amy.
- This baby is so cute.
360
00:19:08,997 --> 00:19:10,297
Isn't she?
361
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:14,267
She sure makes me want
some baby back ribs.
362
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,397
Beg pardon?
363
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:20,037
- No skunk back there.
Oh, hey, sweetie. - Hey.
364
00:19:20,037 --> 00:19:22,737
Wow, you're very friendly
with the exterminator.
365
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,837
I do sleep next to him
every night.
366
00:19:24,837 --> 00:19:27,207
- I didn't realize
you had a boyfriend. - She's got a what?
367
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,207
The exterminator
is your boyfriend.
368
00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:31,107
The exterminator is
my husband.
369
00:19:31,117 --> 00:19:33,477
- So you remarried?
- I was never divorced.
370
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,017
Well, kit told me
you were.
371
00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:37,117
Because that's what
gabe told me.
372
00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:45,227
I may have told
a teeny little lie.
373
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,457
Sorry.
I just wanted you to like me.
374
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:52,097
Gabe, you should have
just told me the truth.
375
00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:53,727
I know.
And I promise,
376
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,897
From now on I'll always be
completely honest with you.
377
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:58,397
- I'm back.
- Now who's this?
378
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,407
That's either virginia
who's nice and gives out candy
379
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,467
Or mrs. Dabney--
her evil twin.
380
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:06,107
We're out of here.
381
00:20:13,117 --> 00:20:16,217
Well, charlie, the good news is
caboodle's fine.
382
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:19,257
Turns out all he needed
was a trip to the litter box.
383
00:20:19,257 --> 00:20:22,927
But the bad news is
gabe's romance with kit is over.
384
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:26,757
Well, the good news is
I don't have to shower anymore.
385
00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:29,397
That's really good news.
386
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:32,827
So if your brother gabe
goes to give you a hug,
387
00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:35,667
Well, good luck, charlie.
388
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,667
Don't worry.
That won't happen.
389
00:20:41,337 --> 00:20:44,337
Hey, mom, charlie and I
have to work a double tomorrow.
390
00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:47,847
What? Why do you keep
taking charlie to work?
391
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,377
Because I love her.
392
00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:53,187
( doorbell rings )
393
00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:57,657
Nobody?
394
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:08,097
- May I help you?
- I just wanted to drop off this casserole.
395
00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:09,427
Excuse me?
396
00:21:09,427 --> 00:21:12,527
Well, with p.J.'s mom
being in the hospital
397
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:17,267
And him practically having to
raise charlie on his own--
398
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:20,267
It's just so sad.
399
00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:22,237
You think--
400
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,377
Gosh, that smells good.
401
00:21:26,647 --> 00:21:29,447
It is sad.
402
00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:33,387
- I find when people
are in need-- - thank you.
403
00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:36,447
Kids, dinner's ready.
404
00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:53,597
- ( doorbell rings )
- It's open.
405
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,997
There's another one?
406
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,617
There's another one?
407
00:22:02,617 --> 00:22:04,347
- What?
- I don't know.
408
00:22:04,437 --> 00:22:07,437
We're the world famous queens
of ***, Winsconsin.
409
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:10,277
We were the biggest news story of 1958.
410
00:22:10,347 --> 00:22:12,927
This was supposed to be a family reunion.
411
00:22:13,317 --> 00:22:17,747
- What happened?
- Estelle kicked us out. That woman's not right.
412
00:22:18,387 --> 00:22:19,947
Tell me about it!
413
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