Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,734
[Cheers and applause]
2
00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:07,098
Man, the Olympics are amazing.
3
00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,805
We are watching history being made.
4
00:00:08,874 --> 00:00:09,840
You said the same thing
5
00:00:09,942 --> 00:00:11,575
at the grand opening of
that mini-golf place.
6
00:00:11,677 --> 00:00:12,609
Mm-hmm.
7
00:00:12,711 --> 00:00:14,511
Shh! It's the awards ceremony.
8
00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,546
Announcer:
There's gold medalist Bogdan Dragomir,
9
00:00:16,648 --> 00:00:18,782
who came from a poor village in Romania
10
00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:21,451
- and defied all odds to be here.
- You got a gold medal in Who Cares?!
11
00:00:21,553 --> 00:00:25,222
Bring on the gymnastics!
Kerri Strug for life!
12
00:00:25,778 --> 00:00:28,391
Go Nigeria!
13
00:00:28,494 --> 00:00:29,893
Why aren't you rooting for U.S.A.?
14
00:00:30,028 --> 00:00:32,362
Or Chinese Taipei, your homeland?
15
00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:34,164
Next up is woman's long jump,
16
00:00:34,299 --> 00:00:36,790
and Chioma Ajunwa is
going to take the gold.
17
00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:40,637
I root for the best. That's my homeland.
18
00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,632
_
19
00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:51,848
S03E02
Breaking Chains
20
00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:53,016
Fresh off the boat
21
00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:54,584
I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
22
00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,319
If you don't know,
homey, now you know
23
00:00:56,421 --> 00:00:57,587
Fresh off the boat
24
00:00:57,689 --> 00:01:00,590
Homey,
you don't know where I come from
25
00:01:00,692 --> 00:01:01,792
But I know where I'm goin'
26
00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,265
I'm fresh off the boat
27
00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,848
sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
28
00:01:05,924 --> 00:01:07,330
It's because you had the idea
29
00:01:07,432 --> 00:01:09,499
of offering a free dessert
with every entr?e.
30
00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,802
No, it's because you
had the idea to hang TVs
31
00:01:11,904 --> 00:01:14,137
above the bar so people
could watch the Olympics.
32
00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:16,807
Well, either way,
business has never been better,
33
00:01:16,909 --> 00:01:18,937
so I guess we're both geniuses.
34
00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:21,575
_
35
00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:27,050
I asked Eddie to bring in
the groceries yesterday.
36
00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:28,852
Did he drop it?
37
00:01:28,954 --> 00:01:31,521
He just dropped it,
and then he just left it there.
38
00:01:31,623 --> 00:01:32,889
I'll tell him to clean it up.
39
00:01:32,991 --> 00:01:35,559
No, no. He's just gonna make it worse.
40
00:01:35,661 --> 00:01:38,562
I got the grape juice out of the couch.
41
00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,557
I can get this out, too.
42
00:01:41,846 --> 00:01:43,800
It's so hard to keep this place clean.
43
00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:46,136
A little help would be nice.
44
00:01:47,197 --> 00:01:50,184
_
45
00:01:50,469 --> 00:01:51,756
_
46
00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,698
My vase!
47
00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:56,094
_
48
00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,466
_
49
00:01:59,914 --> 00:02:00,884
Yeah
50
00:02:00,986 --> 00:02:02,886
I can't believe school starts tomorrow.
51
00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:05,755
We need to walk in with either
fresh gear or a great story.
52
00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,224
I got both.
53
00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:10,360
I went to the Olympics in
Atlanta and got some merch.
54
00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:12,562
It's Izzy the Whatizit.
55
00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:15,332
You know, the official mascot.
56
00:02:15,434 --> 00:02:17,167
It looks like a gay raindrop.
57
00:02:18,969 --> 00:02:22,405
I had mono, so I spent all
summer in bed watching Cinemax.
58
00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:24,541
I learned a lot about boobs.
59
00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:28,011
Now when I grow up,
I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
60
00:02:29,855 --> 00:02:31,514
Guys, we're eighth graders now.
61
00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:34,684
We're, like, upperclassmen.
We don't need stories.
62
00:02:34,786 --> 00:02:38,249
You're right.
We're gonna be like men among boys.
63
00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:41,758
I wish I was a little bit taller
64
00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,193
I wish I was a baller
65
00:02:43,262 --> 00:02:45,729
I wish I had a girl who looked good,
I would call her
66
00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:46,997
I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat
67
00:02:47,065 --> 00:02:49,266
Who are those men?
68
00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:52,535
Nah, son. We're eighth graders.
69
00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,337
'Cause she...
70
00:02:56,074 --> 00:02:57,974
Imagination's free, man.
71
00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:00,243
Doesn't cost you anything
to make me feel good.
72
00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:01,912
[Locker closes] Hey, here comes
73
00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:03,446
one of the new sixth graders now.
74
00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:05,382
Right. Emery's starting
at our school this year.
75
00:03:05,484 --> 00:03:06,716
I can't wait. There's so many
76
00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:09,880
new people to meet,
so many new things I want to try.
77
00:03:10,471 --> 00:03:12,289
[Laughter]
78
00:03:18,269 --> 00:03:20,130
Dude, sixth grade sucks.
79
00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:23,400
Try starting at mid-year on a Wednesday.
80
00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,770
Lucky for you, you have me.
81
00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:29,739
I blazed the trail,
and now all you got to do
82
00:03:29,841 --> 00:03:32,742
is kick back and enjoy
the fruits of my labor.
83
00:03:34,513 --> 00:03:35,378
[Sighs] Fruits.
84
00:03:35,447 --> 00:03:39,115
That's what me and Emery would
sometimes eat on the bus.
85
00:03:39,455 --> 00:03:40,216
Evan's taking it hard
86
00:03:40,285 --> 00:03:42,819
that we won't be at the
same school anymore.
87
00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:44,754
The thing I'm gonna miss the most
88
00:03:44,823 --> 00:03:46,556
is riding the bus together.
89
00:03:46,591 --> 00:03:48,391
That was our special brother time.
90
00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,960
You'll make new friends.
91
00:03:50,409 --> 00:03:53,163
They will be a bandage on a
wound that will never heal.
92
00:03:55,867 --> 00:03:57,467
Okay, don't forget your lunch.
93
00:03:57,536 --> 00:04:00,236
Hurry up. You're gonna miss the bus.
94
00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:02,539
Mom, before I embark on middle school,
95
00:04:02,607 --> 00:04:05,408
I just want to say thank you
for giving me the tools...
96
00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:06,576
Sure. Here's a bag of trash.
97
00:04:06,645 --> 00:04:08,244
Put it in the can on your way out, okay?
98
00:04:09,548 --> 00:04:10,947
[Sighs]
99
00:04:12,281 --> 00:04:14,050
Wow, look at this mess.
100
00:04:14,152 --> 00:04:15,418
Look at this.
101
00:04:15,487 --> 00:04:18,421
Batteries, an armless He-Man,
and a tooth.
102
00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:21,091
It's like the contents
of a shark's stomach.
103
00:04:21,193 --> 00:04:22,225
[Doorbell rings]
104
00:04:22,327 --> 00:04:24,746
Ah. Who could that be?
105
00:04:28,979 --> 00:04:29,866
Surprise!
106
00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:32,802
This is Mary.
She's here to clean our house.
107
00:04:32,871 --> 00:04:34,404
You work so hard,
and the restaurant's had
108
00:04:34,506 --> 00:04:35,472
a good summer.
109
00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,148
We can afford to get you some help.
110
00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:41,544
[Chuckles] I would love some help...
111
00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:44,647
getting the knife out of my back.
112
00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,817
How dare you?
113
00:04:49,444 --> 00:04:51,354
But... [Sighs]
114
00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:54,057
Should I start on the bathrooms?
115
00:04:57,696 --> 00:04:58,895
[Indistinct conversations]
116
00:04:58,997 --> 00:05:00,296
[Exhales deeply]
117
00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:04,300
The beginning of the middle
of the beginning of my life.
118
00:05:04,403 --> 00:05:07,203
Here.
I made you something for your first day.
119
00:05:07,305 --> 00:05:08,738
Aww, a gift?
120
00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:10,907
Of sorts, of sorts.
121
00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:12,575
It's a detailed account of
the lies I've told at school
122
00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:14,611
- for the past two years.
- What?
123
00:05:14,679 --> 00:05:15,912
I may have stretched the truth
124
00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:18,648
about our cultural heritage
to make life easier.
125
00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:20,850
I'm gonna need you to learn it all
126
00:05:20,919 --> 00:05:22,952
so you don't blow up my spot.
127
00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:24,054
This is volume one.
128
00:05:24,122 --> 00:05:25,688
I haven't finished copying the rest yet.
129
00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:26,856
Hand fatigue.
130
00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,653
[School bell rings] We
get Harvest Day off?
131
00:05:32,755 --> 00:05:33,820
What's Harvest Day?
132
00:05:33,889 --> 00:05:34,955
It's a Chinese holiday
133
00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,456
that falls on the first
Friday of every month.
134
00:05:36,558 --> 00:05:37,457
That's not true.
135
00:05:37,526 --> 00:05:38,959
White people don't know that.
136
00:05:39,061 --> 00:05:39,993
There's so much in here.
137
00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:41,762
Why didn't you give this to me earlier?
138
00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:44,298
Because I do things last minute
per Chinese superstition.
139
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,499
Page 88.
140
00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:48,402
Aww, look at the little sixth graders.
141
00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:50,137
They are so cute.
142
00:05:50,239 --> 00:05:51,438
Hey, little guy!
143
00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:54,508
[Coos, sighs]
144
00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:56,643
Every day at 11:15 we have to put
145
00:05:56,712 --> 00:05:58,979
our heads on our desks
and close our eyes
146
00:05:59,081 --> 00:06:00,314
for 10 minutes?
147
00:06:00,349 --> 00:06:03,417
Facing west so we can sense
if China's coming for Taiwan.
148
00:06:03,485 --> 00:06:04,918
How does taking a nap...
149
00:06:04,987 --> 00:06:06,720
[Imitates buzzer] Don't poke holes.
150
00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:07,988
The story is written, my friend.
151
00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:09,423
You just need to learn it.
152
00:06:09,491 --> 00:06:11,858
I don't think I feel comfortable
with this web of lies.
153
00:06:11,927 --> 00:06:13,627
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not a web.
154
00:06:13,729 --> 00:06:17,397
It's a hammock... something
you can kick back and relax in.
155
00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:18,899
If you want to do all this, fine,
156
00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:20,634
but why do I have to go along with it?
157
00:06:20,736 --> 00:06:21,902
Because you have to.
158
00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,570
Do you know how ch trouble I can get in?
159
00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:25,172
I'd probably have to redo seventh grade.
160
00:06:25,274 --> 00:06:26,773
I-I guess.
161
00:06:26,809 --> 00:06:29,209
Cool, cool. Glad to have you on board.
162
00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:32,245
Wow,
look at all the clubs they have here.
163
00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:33,947
[Imitates buzzer] Sorry, little bro.
164
00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:35,349
No extra 'currics.
165
00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:37,284
Why not?
166
00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,319
[Softly] Read the book.
167
00:06:44,602 --> 00:06:46,326
Can I sit here?
168
00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,894
Sorry, that's my brother's seat.
169
00:06:48,811 --> 00:06:49,496
Where is he?
170
00:06:49,598 --> 00:06:50,964
He goes to middle school now.
171
00:06:50,999 --> 00:06:53,200
Oh, well, then I can sit here.
172
00:06:53,268 --> 00:06:55,102
I got a bag of walnuts
if you want to share.
173
00:06:55,137 --> 00:06:57,471
Hey, walnuts!
A man sat here for two years!
174
00:06:57,539 --> 00:06:59,106
Show some respect!
175
00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:03,610
Louis: She's a housekeeper. It's a gift.
176
00:07:03,679 --> 00:07:06,246
Who is this woman?
Where is she going to live?
177
00:07:06,315 --> 00:07:08,382
No, no! She's here to clean the house!
178
00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:09,816
It's a gift!
179
00:07:09,885 --> 00:07:11,952
Why do you think I would
need help cleaning?
180
00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,354
This is just like Eddie with the math
181
00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:15,655
when we got him that tutor.
182
00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:18,258
You think I need a cleaning tutor?!
183
00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:20,861
There was a collapsed
watermelon in the living room
184
00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:23,463
and you said the words,
"A little help would be nice."
185
00:07:23,532 --> 00:07:24,765
Oh, so now it's all my fault!
186
00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:25,766
It's a gift!
187
00:07:25,868 --> 00:07:27,567
Louis, lower your voice.
188
00:07:27,669 --> 00:07:30,170
We have company. [Sighs]
189
00:07:30,239 --> 00:07:31,338
Okay.
190
00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,806
You know what? I already paid her.
191
00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,574
Let's just let her clean one room.
192
00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:36,076
If you don't like the job she does,
193
00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:38,345
we'll send her home and
she'll never come back.
194
00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,514
Fine. [Sighs]
195
00:07:40,582 --> 00:07:42,282
But she can't listen to music.
196
00:07:42,284 --> 00:07:44,217
Okay, I'll leave you ladies to it.
197
00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:46,042
Have fun.
198
00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:48,188
[Door closes]
199
00:07:51,059 --> 00:07:52,592
[Wheels squeak]
200
00:07:56,453 --> 00:07:59,239
_
201
00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,869
_
202
00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:05,172
[Indistinct conversations]
203
00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,443
Hey there.
204
00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:11,311
Looks like we're locker buddies.
205
00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:13,380
[Panting] Uh, uh, Sorry.
206
00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,615
- This isn't your locker.
- What?
207
00:08:15,651 --> 00:08:17,350
All sixth-grade lockers
start with the number four,
208
00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,385
and your brother told us
209
00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,853
that four is unlucky in Chinese culture
210
00:08:19,922 --> 00:08:21,655
on account of it sounding like the word
"death."
211
00:08:22,242 --> 00:08:23,790
Oh. I...
212
00:08:23,859 --> 00:08:25,759
Come with me.
Let me show you your new locker.
213
00:08:25,828 --> 00:08:27,394
Your brother really liked it
'cause it's right next to
214
00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,596
the entrance,
and you don't even have to walk as far.
215
00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:31,898
Guess we're locker strangers.
216
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000
[Sighs]
217
00:08:34,102 --> 00:08:35,335
[Shoes squeak]
218
00:08:35,437 --> 00:08:37,604
My locker's next to yours, yo.
219
00:08:37,706 --> 00:08:38,605
Want to be my girlfriend?
220
00:08:38,674 --> 00:08:39,806
You were my second choice!
221
00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:40,774
- P.K.
- I'm Brittany.
222
00:08:40,843 --> 00:08:42,909
Cool.
223
00:08:43,912 --> 00:08:45,779
Oh, I saved a seat for you in the back.
224
00:08:45,881 --> 00:08:47,247
What? Why?
225
00:08:47,316 --> 00:08:49,516
Eddie told me that it's
disrespectful in your culture
226
00:08:49,618 --> 00:08:51,885
to sit close to a teacher
who's also a married woman.
227
00:08:51,987 --> 00:08:54,354
Your distance shows your
honor for my position
228
00:08:54,423 --> 00:08:56,022
as well as my sacred union.
229
00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:59,088
Oh, yeah. Right.
230
00:09:06,401 --> 00:09:09,069
Ugh. Why's it so warm back here?
231
00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:11,805
That's me. I run hot.
232
00:09:11,874 --> 00:09:14,608
They say I'll grow out of it,
but, like, when?
233
00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:18,178
Green beans!
234
00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,246
Oh, don't worry.
235
00:09:19,348 --> 00:09:20,881
We're not gonna make you eat these.
236
00:09:20,983 --> 00:09:23,617
Eddie told us your body can't
process the chlorophyll.
237
00:09:23,685 --> 00:09:25,719
But... Here you go, sweetie.
238
00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:27,020
Double tots.
239
00:09:27,122 --> 00:09:30,824
Uh, my body also has a hard
time processing chlorophyll.
240
00:09:30,893 --> 00:09:32,759
Listen, mister,
I don't know what kind of scam you ran
241
00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:35,529
at your elementary school,
but this is my house.
242
00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:38,098
You'll suck up beans with
the rest of these damn fools.
243
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,166
Double green beans.
244
00:09:50,145 --> 00:09:52,345
[Eastern European accent]
Hello. I am new gym teacher.
245
00:09:52,414 --> 00:09:54,581
Whoa, You're Bogdan Dragomir,
246
00:09:54,683 --> 00:09:56,850
the Romanian who won three gold medals!
247
00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:58,752
Da. How did you get here?
248
00:09:58,854 --> 00:09:59,853
I am fortunate.
249
00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:01,288
I have cousin who lives in Orlando.
250
00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:04,324
He get me job teaching
sports at this university.
251
00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:10,363
Come. You will take turns trying
to pull me for 30 seconds.
252
00:10:10,432 --> 00:10:14,568
You will fail, but your forearms,
they will burn.
253
00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,040
[Grunting]
254
00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:23,243
[Whistle blows]
255
00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:25,078
Okay, weak children.
256
00:10:25,147 --> 00:10:27,981
Hey,
tomorrow we throw barrels over that wall
257
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,649
like donkey monkey.
258
00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:30,784
Hit the showers.
259
00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:32,552
[Sighs]
260
00:10:32,654 --> 00:10:34,654
Hey, you little Asian boy named Eddie?
261
00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:36,823
No, he's my brother. I'm Emery.
262
00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:38,458
Old P.E. teacher give me heads up.
263
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,260
Says you don't have to
shower with the other boys
264
00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:41,528
because of culture.
265
00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:42,662
But I'm sweaty!
266
00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:45,298
And I like to raise my
hand to answer questions.
267
00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:47,233
I have chalk you can rub on body.
268
00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,436
They call that Romanian shower.
269
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,975
[Squeaking]
270
00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:57,911
I don't do it side to side.
271
00:10:58,013 --> 00:10:59,546
I do it in circles.
272
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,648
Better for the wood.
273
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,451
I'm sorry, but, uh, this isn't wood.
274
00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:06,190
This is laminate.
275
00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:08,922
I do it in circles.
276
00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:14,995
Do you have experience with those?!
277
00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:17,397
They are very delicate.
278
00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:20,467
They are arranged in a certain tableau.
279
00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:23,570
Each angle tells a different story.
280
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,539
Are they discussing the dust
storm that just hit them?
281
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,109
They're covered in
the fog of resiliency.
282
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:30,243
You know what?
283
00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:31,845
I just don't think
this is gonna work out.
284
00:11:31,913 --> 00:11:33,046
Then you should leave.
285
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:34,614
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
286
00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:36,474
I can't wait to leave.
287
00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,655
Mr. Huang promised me a ride home.
288
00:11:41,723 --> 00:11:43,923
In your head
289
00:11:44,026 --> 00:11:46,393
In your head
290
00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:47,723
Zombie, zombie
291
00:11:47,818 --> 00:11:49,422
It's the next left.
292
00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:53,033
Zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh, oh
293
00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:55,301
If you want to give me a
couple dollars for gas,
294
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:57,604
it would be helpful.
295
00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,305
[Kids grunting]
296
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:02,976
[Grunts]
297
00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:05,578
[All cheering]
298
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,546
No "yays."
299
00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:08,748
I was walking to water fountain.
300
00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:10,850
No, you weren't. We pulled you.
301
00:12:10,952 --> 00:12:14,020
I've grown weak.
Too much Kentucky chicken.
302
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,123
[Grunts] Hit the showers.
303
00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:18,992
[Whistle blows]
304
00:12:19,094 --> 00:12:21,494
Enjoy!
305
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,764
You too.
306
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,634
Oh, right, you're new.
See, according to my culture...
307
00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:30,003
Your brother, he tell me truth.
308
00:12:30,072 --> 00:12:32,806
He say your lies like a web.
309
00:12:32,908 --> 00:12:34,441
Not hammock.
310
00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:35,775
Lies?!
311
00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:37,944
I don't lie. My brother lies.
312
00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:40,113
See, who are you gonna believe?
313
00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:44,617
Me, your best friend,
or some Chinese kid you just met?
314
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,986
[Dramatic music plays]
315
00:12:50,047 --> 00:12:51,958
We're supposed to shower in the round?
316
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,093
Where are the curtains?
317
00:12:53,195 --> 00:12:55,428
Dude, there are no curtains.
318
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,930
That's why we came up
with a system where
319
00:12:57,032 --> 00:12:59,099
we all look left to avoid eye contact.
320
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,633
[Door opens] It's still not great.
321
00:13:01,742 --> 00:13:02,802
[Door closes] I love it.
322
00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,137
I got three sisters at home,
323
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:06,005
so this is the most bathroom time I get.
324
00:13:06,108 --> 00:13:07,507
Girls be showering, right?
325
00:13:10,045 --> 00:13:11,411
[Water runs] [Whistling]
326
00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:16,135
Fun first day?
327
00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:17,269
I'd give it a 6.
328
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,538
- Is this still...
- It is.
329
00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:21,874
Sorry it's taken me more
than a few hours to move on.
330
00:13:21,942 --> 00:13:23,609
There's plenty of other seats.
331
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:24,977
Why do you want to sit in this one?
332
00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:27,479
Because you remind me of
my friend back in Indiana.
333
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,014
He was Chinese, wasn't he?
334
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,083
Yeah. Do you know him?
335
00:13:31,152 --> 00:13:32,985
- Yes.
- You do?
336
00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:35,220
Yeah.
And he told me not to sit next to you.
337
00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:38,590
Sounds like Charlie.
Always busting balls.
338
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,261
[Sighs] I guess now my day's a 5.
339
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,867
I've seen things I wish I could unsee.
340
00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:51,503
Ginger things.
341
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,772
Dark things.
342
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:55,808
Brian's things.
343
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:57,443
I enjoyed my shower.
344
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,145
The water pressure was just incredible.
345
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,381
Why did you blow my spot, bruh?!
346
00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:04,850
They made me shower like a damn animal!
347
00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:06,318
I'm not gonna lie for you anymore,
Eddie.
348
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,288
I'm done trying to live up
to your low expectations.
349
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:10,723
Are you kidding me?
350
00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:12,991
Do you know how many kids would
kill for a setup like this?
351
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,126
Well, not me!
352
00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:15,761
I was really looking
forward to middle school.
353
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,629
But instead, my day sucked.
354
00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:20,699
Why was your day hard again?
Was it the better locker?
355
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:23,702
The in-class nap? The double tots?
356
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:25,070
Want to hear about my first day?
357
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,605
Nobody could pronounce my name,
358
00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:29,007
a bunch of white kids
made fun of my food,
359
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,104
and I had to eat lunch with the janitor.
360
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:34,413
I held his kite while he
finished his cantaloupe.
361
00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:36,181
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
362
00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:38,016
I just want to learn.
363
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,952
I want to sit in the front of the class.
364
00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:41,754
I want to eat green beans.
365
00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:43,389
I want to do after-school clubs.
366
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,524
Oh, yeah? What kind of clubs?
367
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,794
Karate, photography,
maybe even learn an instrument.
368
00:14:48,863 --> 00:14:49,828
Like violin?
369
00:14:49,864 --> 00:14:51,697
Yes.
370
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,665
So, you want to be what
everyone thought I was
371
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,234
when I walked in on the first day.
372
00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:57,336
You want to undo all the work I've done
373
00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:59,138
over the past two years.
374
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:02,007
You mean all the work you've
done so you could just be lazy.
375
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,710
They're ignorant about who we
are and where we come from.
376
00:15:05,189 --> 00:15:06,973
Why shouldn't we take advantage of that?
377
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,348
They see me coming down the hall,
they're nervous.
378
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,816
I'm keeping them on their toes,
379
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:12,951
blazing trails, breaking chains.
380
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:16,522
Then they see you coming
in your gi with your violin
381
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,158
and your camera,
and we're back to where we started!
382
00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,063
Are the TVs okay?!
383
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,098
What?
384
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,533
You said to come down right away.
385
00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:29,601
Did Nancy mess up the inputs?
Have you tried hitting "source"?
386
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:30,669
Jessica, the TVs are fine.
387
00:15:30,738 --> 00:15:32,805
Oh. Well, then what's going on?
388
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:36,074
I got an interesting
phone call from Mary.
389
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:37,810
Who?
390
00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:39,311
Mary.
391
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,779
The housekeeper who you apparently
392
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,347
shook down for gas money.
393
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,616
Tell me, Louis,
when did you fall in love with her?
394
00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:45,951
[Sighs]
395
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,754
Look, Jessica, I know you're
set in your way of doing things,
396
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:51,089
but I promise you'll like
this if you give it a chance.
397
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,091
I did give it a chance.
398
00:15:53,127 --> 00:15:56,128
She wiped the table wrong,
and then she insulted the mice.
399
00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:58,797
You don't know what she's like
when you're not there, Louis.
400
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:00,599
I'm sure she was nervous.
401
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,401
You were probably staring
at her the whole time.
402
00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:05,070
You have to give her a fair chance.
403
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,439
Now, I talked to her,
and she agreed to come back.
404
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:10,209
- I don't think that's a good idea
- As long as you weren't there.
405
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:12,311
She's there right now, isn't she?
406
00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:13,712
Mom let her in.
407
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,415
You are all on my list.
408
00:16:16,484 --> 00:16:19,351
You, your mother...
409
00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:20,919
- Mary.
- Mary.
410
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,389
All in a line at the top of my list.
411
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:30,712
That being said,
I respect your trickery.
412
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,565
Thank you, Mary.
413
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,037
You didn't say thank you to Mary.
414
00:16:39,073 --> 00:16:40,439
Are you okay?
415
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,807
I'm fine.
416
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,344
I just... I miss elementary school.
417
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,578
You do?
418
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,114
Middle school's not as
fun as I thought it'd be.
419
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,083
It's a lot more complicated.
420
00:16:51,151 --> 00:16:53,418
Well, at least you have
Eddie there to help you.
421
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:55,220
Eddie's kind of the problem.
422
00:16:56,243 --> 00:16:57,389
[Sighs]
423
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,569
Tell me everything.
424
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:06,365
Evan: Brick!
425
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,001
What the hell, man?
426
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:11,737
I'm sorry.
Did I just ruin something for you?
427
00:17:11,772 --> 00:17:13,005
What are you talking about?
428
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,007
Everything you touch turns to dog-doo.
429
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,842
Let me guess. You talked to Emery.
430
00:17:16,944 --> 00:17:19,177
He left elementary school a joyful boy.
431
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,613
One day with you, Eddie... One day!
432
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,615
He can't even lift his head long enough
433
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,017
to say thank you to the maid.
434
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,118
What maid?
435
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,086
Emery's not like you.
436
00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:31,323
He just wants to be himself,
and you're not letting him.
437
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:34,192
Why? Because I'm blazing
trails and breaking chains?
438
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,495
You're breaking your brother's spirit.
439
00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:37,896
He's just Emery.
440
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,399
Stop making him feel
bad for being who he is.
441
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,171
[Door closes]
442
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,593
Jessica: Wow.
443
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,542
The house looks incredible.
444
00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:55,047
She even got the bleach
stain out of the cushion.
445
00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,783
My mice. [Panting]
446
00:18:03,442 --> 00:18:06,191
Did she touch up the rhubarb?
447
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,194
It's so vibrant.
448
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,463
I noticed it was chipped
the last time I was here,
449
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,932
so I brought some model paint.
450
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:16,368
I hope that's okay.
451
00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:22,207
See? I told you. Isn't this great?
452
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:24,276
Yes, it is.
453
00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:26,105
[Sighs] What?
454
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,313
This is what I was afraid of.
455
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:31,083
What's next?
We hire somebody to do our taxes,
456
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,752
cut the grass,
remove asbestos from the ceiling?
457
00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:36,655
Maybe. If we could afford it,
what's wrong with that?
458
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,924
A family is supposed to
do things for each other,
459
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:41,627
not hire strangers to do them.
460
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,762
But we don't like doing those things.
461
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:46,798
At Cattleman's, I hire people
to do things I don't want to do.
462
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,914
I don't want to run our
house like a business.
463
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:53,205
No, I don't love cleaning
up after everybody,
464
00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:55,807
but they need me to.
465
00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:57,817
I like that they need me to.
466
00:18:57,975 --> 00:19:01,480
I don't want a stranger
taking care of my family.
467
00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:04,750
I want to be the one
taking care of them,
468
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:08,053
and then resenting them
for not appreciating it.
469
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,551
Well, I'm sorry about the gift.
470
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,058
We won't have a housekeeper.
471
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:16,328
You can clean the house yourself.
472
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:17,496
You win.
473
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:19,765
Thank you.
474
00:19:21,168 --> 00:19:23,735
I did promise Mary a ride home, though.
475
00:19:23,804 --> 00:19:28,507
Un-break my heart,say you'll love me again
476
00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:31,910
Mary, how did you get the
stain out of the couch?
477
00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:34,179
Oh, it's a family secret.
478
00:19:34,281 --> 00:19:36,381
[Doors lock]
479
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:39,284
How did you get it out, Mary?
480
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,319
[School bell rings]
481
00:19:43,457 --> 00:19:45,090
[Indistinct conversations]
482
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,997
[Locker opens, closes]
483
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,333
You signed me up for Karate Club.
484
00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:58,637
If you want to do karate,
you should do karate.
485
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:00,605
And you're okay with that?
486
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:01,907
I don't want to embarrass you.
487
00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:03,875
Who cares what I think?
488
00:20:03,977 --> 00:20:05,711
Who cares what anyone thinks?
489
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,045
You do you, dawg.
490
00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:09,715
I'll just keep on putting those
cracks in the jade ceiling.
491
00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:11,516
Thanks.
492
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,353
Oh, can we just keep Harvest Day?
493
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,390
Fine, as...
as long as I don't miss any tests.
494
00:20:18,492 --> 00:20:20,559
We c't control when Harvest Day is,
Emery.
495
00:20:20,661 --> 00:20:22,260
That's up to the moon.
496
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,395
[Chuckles]
497
00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:31,956
Hi. Can I sit here?
498
00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:37,795
What made you change seats?
499
00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:39,563
I don't need bus time with my brother.
500
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,731
I live with him.
501
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:44,535
But it's nice to keep his
memory alive here, too.
502
00:20:49,256 --> 00:20:51,409
[Screams]
503
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,743
Emery's dead?!
504
00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,346
I thought he just went to middle school!
505
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:58,471
That's Sharlene. She's a real pill.
506
00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:01,677
sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
507
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:06,277
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
36162
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
