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- Hi, my name is Zoey Clarke,
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and my story is
probably going to be
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the most unusual one
you hear today.
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[upbeat music]
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About a year
and a half ago,
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I was just a regular
programmer gal,
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hiding behind my computer
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at a big tech company
here in San Francisco.
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But then, I started having
some really bad headaches.
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So I went to get an MRI,
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and as I was lying
in the machine,
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there was an earthquake.
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And it was like all the songs
in the world
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suddenly got uploaded
into my brain.
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Next thing I know, I can hear
people's innermost thoughts
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expressed through
musical numbers.
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This power taught me
that, however it looks
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on the outside,
we're all messed up.
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We all have our own issues.
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My main issue, BTW,
was that my father was dying
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of a rare neurological disease
while this was all happening.
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He couldn't speak, walk, move,
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trapped in his own body.
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But because of my new ability,
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we could suddenly communicate
all over again through song,
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which was everything.
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When my dad died,
my family was lost.
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But we learned over the last
eight months to carry on.
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Whatever that means.
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But now there's
a whole new problem.
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About two weeks ago,
out of nowhere my boyfriend,
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Max, also got
my musical powers and--
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- Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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I'm gonna have to stop you
right there.
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- Is there something wrong?
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- This is
a very extraordinary tale,
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but I have lots
of children waiting.
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- Okay.
- And all I asked you was,
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"What's your name, what
do you want for Christmas?"
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- Oh. I just thought
you needed the back story
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to really understand my wish.
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I guess I just want my dad back
for Christmas
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or some clarity
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on why this happened to me
and my boyfriend.
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I mean, I know that my dad said
that the universe
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has some grand plan
for me but--
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- I'll do my best to help
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but this might be slightly
above my pay grade.
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- Smile.
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- Merry Christmas.
[laughs]
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- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Is it--is it really necessary?
Okay, okay, I'm going.
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I'm going.
Don't look at me like that.
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The picture was for my mother.
I have a dead father.
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♪ ♪
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- Isn't this great?
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The smell of peppermint lattes
filling the air,
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major discount sales
happening everywhere,
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and both Black
and white people alike
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all equally stressed out.
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How could you not be
in the holiday spirit?
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- Yeah.
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I guess I'm just feeling
a little conflicted
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about Christmas this year,
that's all.
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- Oh, 'cause Max is Jewish?
- What?
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No, because it's my first
Christmas without my father.
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- Oh, yeah.
That.
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Look, it's gonna be tough
but you have to focus
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on the things that you do have.
You have a man.
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- Yes.
- I have a man.
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- You do.
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- My man has kids who like me
and I like them.
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That is a Christmas miracle
in itself.
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- So, are all of those gifts
for Perry's kids?
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- Oh, no, these are
the stocking stuffers.
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I'm having the good stuff
wrapped as we speak.
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- Can I have the stomp rocket?
- Absolutely not.
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- Okay, I'm happy you're happy.
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- [sighs]
- Truly.
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Just know that, you know,
this year might not be
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quite as great for me
as it is for you.
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- Okay Zo, ho-ho.
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I will not rub my Christmas joy
in your face.
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I'll just keep it
all bottled up to myself, hmm.
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- Thank you.
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[brassy holiday music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ It's the most wonderful
time of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ With the kids
jingle belling ♪
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♪ And everyone telling you
be of good cheer ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ It's the ha-happiest
season of all ♪
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all: ♪ Ding dong, ding dong ♪
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- ♪ With
those holiday greetings ♪
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♪ And gay happy meetings ♪
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♪ When loved ones call ♪
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♪ It's the ha-happiest
season ♪
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♪ Of all ♪
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- ♪ There'll be parties
for hosting ♪
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- ♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪
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- ♪ And caroling
out in the snow ♪
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- ♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪
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- ♪ And tales of the glories ♪
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♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago ♪
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- ♪ It's the most wonderful
time of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪
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♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪
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♪ When loved ones are near ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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all: ♪ There'll be
parties for hosting ♪
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all: ♪ Marshmallows
for toasting ♪
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all: ♪ And caroling out
in the snow ♪
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- ♪ There'll be
scary ghost stories ♪
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♪ And tales of the glories ♪
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♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago ♪
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♪ Long ago ♪
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all: ♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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- ♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪
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♪ And hearts will
be glowing ♪
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♪ When loved ones are near ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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all: ♪ Yes, the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Oh, the most wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Yeah, Christmas this year
is gonna be rough as fu--
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[festive rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- So I might have a new theory
on why I got the powers.
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- Really?
What do you got this time?
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We're both concussed?
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It was all a dream?
The universe hates me?
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- I think I got them so I could
tell you how awesome they are.
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- [snores]
- No, no, no, I mean it.
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Ask me how many people
I've already helped
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after hearing
their heart songs today.
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- How many people have you--
- Three.
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And it was super easy too.
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Like I heard this one woman
singing "Umbrella"
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because she thought
it might rain outside.
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So you know what I did?
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- Gave her an umbrella?
- I gave her an umbrella.
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And she was so appreciative,
she told me she was gonna tell
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all of her friends
to come to the restaurant.
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- That is so great, Max.
I think it's awesome.
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The powers are creating
future revenue.
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Hey, maybe that's why
you got 'em.
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- Don't take this the wrong
way, but I have no idea
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why you've had
so many challenges
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with the powers in the past.
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Because they're kind
of the best thing ever.
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- Okay, you say that now,
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but wait until all your
employees are singing a song
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about how much they hate you
or a stranger
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reveals the darkest depths
of their soul
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to you in
the supermarket check-out line.
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- Or sing "Pour Some Sugar
on Me" in the bedroom?
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- Hey!
You know, don't get cocky!
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I was probably just feeling
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a little hypoglycemic
at the time.
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- Ooh, ooh, before you go
to work,
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can I tell you another one?
- Go for it.
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- So, I saw some hungry
looking teenagers sing
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"Cake by the Ocean"
so you know what I did?
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- You got them a cake.
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- And showed them
where the ocean was.
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Boom, nailed it.
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[percussive music]
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♪ ♪
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- Is it just me
or does a whole food bar
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devoted to peppermint bark
feel like a bit of a stretch?
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- Huh, I mean I'd take it over
the "Pumpkin Bar" Bar
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that we had on Halloween.
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Can I talk to you
about something?
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- Dude, is this entire food bar
all peppermint bark?
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Sweet.
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- Walk with me.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, so
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this year is gonna be the
first Christmas without my dad.
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And Christmas and my father
are, like,
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synonymous in my mind.
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So, since you've already gone
through year one,
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any advice?
And go.
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- Ooh, well, I think there's
only two ways to approach it.
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Either you go all
in remembering your father.
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Honoring him completely.
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- Or?
- Avoid it at all costs.
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- Okay.
What did you do?
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- I went on a yoga retreat
by myself
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without any cell service.
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[laughs]
So what does that tell you?
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- That I should bury my head
in the sand
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until at least January 2nd?
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- Have you talked to
your family about this yet?
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Found out what they wanna do?
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- No, we haven't discussed it.
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- Well, considering Christmas
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is a week away,
you might wanna get on that.
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- How crazy is it that
it's the middle of December
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and we're eating outside?
Does anyone know
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the last time it snowed
in San Francisco, anybody?
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- This is a trick question.
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It's never snowed
in San Francisco.
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- Actually not
a trick question.
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David?
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- Don't care.
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- Maggie?
- The answer is 1976.
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- Maggie for the win.
It was 1976.
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- How'd you know that?
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- Because it happened
the same night I went
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to see the Grateful Dead
at the Winterland.
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And I was so high
when I came out of that arena
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that I didn't know
if it was snowing
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or I was hallucinating.
I will never forget that.
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- Okay.
So, there's actually reason
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I wanted us all to
have dinner together tonight.
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- You're pregnant?
You're engaged?
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You're pregnant
so you got engaged?
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- What?
No.
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It's that Christmas Eve
is a week away
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and we haven't even discussed
our plans yet.
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And I know that it's gonna be
very different this year
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without Dad,
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but we do have to figure it out
at some point.
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So are we doing
what we always do or...
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What?
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- Um, yeah, well, actually
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we've been wanting
to talk to you about this too.
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- "We"?
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You've all been having
these conversations without me?
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- That was--see,
it's kind of a funny story.
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Emily, why don't you go ahead
and take this one?
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- Coward.
So, my sister is living
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at this amazing artist retreat
in Santa Fe
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right now and asked
if we'd like to come join her.
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- And, yeah, Emily's been
so busy with work.
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- And David's been on
constant baby duty.
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- We've just been like two
trains passing in the night.
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So we just thought
it'd be nice to take, like,
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a trip to Santa Fe just to like
mix things up a little bit.
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- And avoid thinking
about Dad at all?
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- Yeah, that did also
cross my mind.
250
00:10:40,135 --> 00:10:42,137
Yeah.
251
00:10:43,899 --> 00:10:46,722
- Mom?
- Oh, well, I didn't know
252
00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:50,926
what you and Max were thinking
and Deb did invite me
253
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:55,931
to come with her to a health
and wellness resort in Hawaii,
254
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:59,655
and I always knew this was
gonna be a tough holiday
255
00:10:59,755 --> 00:11:03,378
and I thought, well, maybe
it would be good to get away
256
00:11:03,478 --> 00:11:05,861
and by myself a little bit.
257
00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:09,264
But I didn't say yes
and I'm not gonna go
258
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,708
unless I have your blessing.
So what do you think?
259
00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:19,314
["Bad Blood" playing]
260
00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:22,197
- ♪ Did you have to do this? ♪
261
00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:24,720
♪ I was thinking
that you could be trusted ♪
262
00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,603
♪ Did you have to ruin ♪
263
00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:30,566
♪ What was shining?
Now it's all rusted ♪
264
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:34,730
♪ Did you have to hit me
where I'm weak? ♪
265
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:39,094
♪ Baby, I couldn't breathe
and rub it in so deep ♪
266
00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:42,258
♪ Salt in the wound like
you're laughing right at me ♪
267
00:11:42,358 --> 00:11:45,861
♪ Oh, it's so sad to ♪
268
00:11:45,961 --> 00:11:48,664
♪ Think about the good times ♪
269
00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:52,548
♪ You and I ♪
270
00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:55,511
♪ 'cause, baby,
now we got bad blood ♪
271
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:58,314
♪ You know it used
to be mad love ♪
272
00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:01,637
♪ So take a look at what
you've done, 'cause, baby ♪
273
00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:04,280
♪ Now we got bad blood ♪
Hey!
274
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,722
♪ Now we got problems ♪
275
00:12:06,822 --> 00:12:09,645
♪ And I don't think
we can solve them ♪
276
00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:12,368
♪ You made a really deep cut ♪
277
00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,931
♪ And, baby,
now we got bad blood ♪
278
00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:16,412
Hey!
279
00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:19,095
- Mm.
280
00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:20,336
- [sighs]
281
00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:24,140
I think you guys
should absolutely do
282
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,823
your own thing.
283
00:12:26,923 --> 00:12:28,504
You know,
but only if you promise
284
00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:32,829
to send selfies from
all of your crazy adventures.
285
00:12:32,929 --> 00:12:35,331
[tense music]
286
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:46,543
- So, I heard you sing
a heart song at dinner.
287
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:52,689
- Did you?
- I did.
288
00:12:52,789 --> 00:12:54,651
- Oh, my gosh.
Was it "Apples and Bananas,"
289
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,773
so you decided
to pass the fruit?
290
00:12:56,873 --> 00:12:59,496
- That's funny but no.
291
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:01,938
It was actually "Bad Blood"
by Taylor Swift.
292
00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,740
And you seemed pretty upset
with your family
293
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,184
about not spending
the holidays together.
294
00:13:07,284 --> 00:13:09,826
- That was the takeaway?
- Not really sure
295
00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:13,630
there's too many other
interpretations there.
296
00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:16,633
- Okay.
You know what?
297
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,195
I will admit it.
298
00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:22,279
I had some...feelings
299
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:25,402
when my family
told me their plans.
300
00:13:25,502 --> 00:13:27,844
They just--they caught me
off-guard, okay?
301
00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:29,726
We've never
spent Christmas apart,
302
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:35,652
so maybe I had a, you know,
momentary visceral response.
303
00:13:35,752 --> 00:13:38,695
- Well, there was also
a high kick involved
304
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,739
and you acted a bit
like a--like a matador.
305
00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:44,621
- Okay, I appreciate you trying
to analyze my heart song.
306
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,744
But there is far more nuance
307
00:13:46,844 --> 00:13:49,546
to this whole heart song thing
than you realize.
308
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:54,151
You're allowed to feel mad
and hurt for a second
309
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,353
and then have
that impulse go away.
310
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,376
- Right.
But has it gone away?
311
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:04,241
- Yeah.
Yeah.
312
00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:06,003
Everyone should be able
to do what they want
313
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:08,405
for the holidays.
Totally was in the right
314
00:14:08,505 --> 00:14:11,789
and it's not fair for me
to be mad at them about it.
315
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,502
- I'm sorry everyone's
doing their own thing.
316
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,665
That must be really hard.
317
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:30,268
I just want you to be happy.
318
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:34,752
So, whatever you wanna do
for Christmas is fine with me.
319
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,754
[soft sentimental music]
320
00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:39,237
- Well, in that case--
and no pressure--
321
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:42,660
but you better plan
something awesome.
322
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:48,186
- Okay.
323
00:14:51,749 --> 00:14:53,371
- What are you doing?
Stop being so nosy.
324
00:14:53,471 --> 00:14:54,893
- There are way
too many presents
325
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,175
in here with my name on them.
326
00:14:57,275 --> 00:15:00,138
- I think the correct response
is, "Thank you, Mo."
327
00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:01,459
- But I haven't gotten you
anything yet.
328
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,421
You are way too hard
to shop for.
329
00:15:03,521 --> 00:15:04,582
[phone buzzing]
- I don't think so.
330
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,344
Anything with Gucci,
Balenciaga,
331
00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:09,547
Dior on it
will do just fine.
332
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,109
- Who's texting you so much?
333
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,510
Phone was buzzing
all night long.
334
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,472
- Is this you being less nosy?
335
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:16,995
It's just lots of questions
about "Christmas Carol-oke."
336
00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:20,278
- Is one of the questions
what is Christmas Carol-oke?
337
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,841
- It is an annual dinner
karaoke night
338
00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,522
I throw for friends
339
00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:26,525
who don't have family
to be with on the holidays.
340
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:30,649
Kind of a "Island of
Misfit Boys" type of thing.
341
00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,611
Only this year
I think I'm gonna pass.
342
00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:34,773
- Why would you do that?
- Because I have my own family
343
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:36,895
to worry about
so they're out of luck.
344
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:38,817
- No way.
I do not wanna be
345
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,359
the one kicking people
out for Christmas.
346
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,943
- And that is why
I am with you.
347
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,345
- It's not
'cause of the beard?
348
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,627
- Oh, baby, the beard
definitely does help.
349
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:51,970
- [laughs]
I'll catch you later.
350
00:15:53,612 --> 00:15:56,995
Oh, is there any way
you could pick
351
00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:58,877
Amirah up at the
community center around 4:00?
352
00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:01,920
I've got this big firemen's
end of the year party
353
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:05,484
and those things
can get pretty lit.
354
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,326
- You want me to pick up
your daughter?
355
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,847
- Yeah.
356
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:10,809
I like you being more involved
in my kids' lives.
357
00:16:10,909 --> 00:16:15,614
Plus Amirah is rehearsing
for the big holiday pageant.
358
00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,896
Maybe you can
give her some tips.
359
00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:20,499
- You know, normally I am way
more materialistic than this
360
00:16:20,599 --> 00:16:22,861
but you trusting me
with your children
361
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:25,945
is the greatest
Christmas present of all.
362
00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:27,066
Bye.
363
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,830
- Bye.
[laughs]
364
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:35,714
- Whew.
It is a nail biter.
365
00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:39,478
I'm feeling a lot
of pressure, folks.
366
00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,640
I do not wanna make
the wrong decision
367
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:44,403
and forever alter
the dynamics around here.
368
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,646
♪ ♪
369
00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:50,730
Falling Water is...
370
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:54,373
but it is hard to deny
the Bilbao Guggenheim.
371
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:59,378
♪ ♪
372
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,860
You know what,
373
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,662
I'm gonna go with
the Commodore 64 Home Computer.
374
00:17:02,762 --> 00:17:04,784
- Whoo, yeah!
Uh!
375
00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:07,226
Take that, Janice!
376
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,470
I mean, uh, thank you.
377
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:13,393
It was an honor to participate.
378
00:17:13,493 --> 00:17:15,555
Congratulations
to all the builders.
379
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,757
- Oh, before you all scatter
to the winds,
380
00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:20,620
I wanted to play you a message
from our fearless leader.
381
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,487
- Hello.
382
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:29,008
Sorry I couldn't be
with you today
383
00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:32,812
but when the Space Shuttle
takes off, it takes off.
384
00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:35,135
I just wanted to say that
I hope all of your Christmases
385
00:17:35,235 --> 00:17:38,818
are astronomical
386
00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:41,541
or, you know, whatever holiday
you celebrate.
387
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:43,543
You know, the point
is Sprq Point's inclusive.
388
00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:46,466
It's tolerant.
It's accepting of all people.
389
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,228
Hence the non-denominational
holiday sweaters
390
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,951
I had made and strongly
encouraged you to wear today.
391
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:52,752
Anyway, thank you
for your service.
392
00:17:52,852 --> 00:17:58,518
I guess I'll see you all after
another trip around the sun.
393
00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,961
No, really, let's go around
the sun one more time.
394
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:02,722
Is anyone else hot?
Toni?
395
00:18:02,822 --> 00:18:04,885
Toni, do you have--
is there A/C?
396
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:08,248
- Have a great break everyone.
- I'm really sweating now.
397
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,290
- Hey.
- Hey.
398
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,092
- So, did you and your family
399
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,694
figure out
what you're going to do?
400
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:15,816
- We sure did.
We sure did.
401
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:19,860
We are all going
our separate ways this year.
402
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,501
- And how are you feeling
about that?
403
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,505
- It's...
it's fine.
404
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,146
- Mm-hmm.
405
00:18:26,246 --> 00:18:29,189
- I mean, maybe it's better
because I don't wanna
406
00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:31,952
just dwell
on the sadness, you know.
407
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:34,395
What about you?
What are you doing?
408
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,196
Something wild
and crazy I hope.
409
00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:39,520
- I'm meeting up with my mom
and her new husband in Vegas
410
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,761
which should be weird.
411
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,443
- Very weird.
- Yeah.
412
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:45,446
I'll try to check in with you.
I just...
413
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:49,370
I hope you're able to find
some joy over the holidays.
414
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,332
- You too.
[laughs]
415
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:52,653
Thanks, Simon.
416
00:18:52,753 --> 00:18:56,096
- Yeah.
- But, you know, what?
417
00:18:56,196 --> 00:18:59,019
Who needs to be
with family anyway?
418
00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,542
Not me, said the flea.
419
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,785
- [chuckles]
420
00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:07,108
- Hey, gang.
421
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:11,632
Uh, I just wanted to come
and say goodbye.
422
00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:15,015
Anybody got
any big vacation plans?
423
00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:19,800
Come on, some of you
must be doing something fun.
424
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,562
Gingerbread man,
what about you?
425
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,766
- Uh, I'm just going bird
watching with my brothers
426
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:29,730
and parents at an incredible
wildlife refuge in New Mexico.
427
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,532
- Wow.
428
00:19:31,632 --> 00:19:34,475
- But I'm sure
it's gonna be terrible.
429
00:19:36,557 --> 00:19:38,179
- Uh, okay.
430
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:39,781
Speaking of birds, what are you
two lovebirds doing?
431
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:42,984
- We're going skiing
with my whole extended fam.
432
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,587
Mac's about to meet
all the Batras!
433
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,909
- That should be fun, right?
- Oh, yeah.
434
00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:50,571
As long as she stays away
from my Uncle Jimmy.
435
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:54,475
- Truthfully, I think the whole
skiing industrial complex
436
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:55,717
is a real racket anyway,
437
00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:58,800
so it's probably
gonna be pretty lame.
438
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:02,564
- I see what's going on here.
439
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:04,646
You all are trying to downplay
your vacation
440
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,008
so I don't feel bad
about mine, is that it?
441
00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:08,890
You don't have to do that.
Really.
442
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,692
- No, it's not
what we're doing.
443
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,574
- It's not?
444
00:20:12,674 --> 00:20:15,176
- Uh, I'm actually pretty sure
that most of us
445
00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:19,621
would prefer to be here,
working, with you.
446
00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:22,584
["Home Sweet Home" playing]
447
00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:24,506
[piano music]
448
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:28,069
- ♪ You know I'm a dreamer ♪
449
00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:31,153
♪ But my heart's of gold ♪
450
00:20:31,253 --> 00:20:34,076
♪ I had to run away high ♪
451
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,918
♪ So I wouldn't come home low ♪
452
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,801
♪ Just when things went right ♪
453
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,804
♪ It doesn't mean
they were always wrong ♪
454
00:20:42,904 --> 00:20:45,047
♪ Just take this song ♪
455
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:49,331
♪ And you'll never feel
left all alone ♪
456
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:52,014
- Aww.
Maybe I'm wrong.
457
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:54,216
- ♪ I'm on my way ♪
458
00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:55,297
[rock music]
459
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,980
♪ I'm on my way ♪
460
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,943
all: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
461
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:04,546
- Nope, not wrong.
Not wrong at all.
462
00:21:04,646 --> 00:21:07,549
- ♪ You know that I've seen ♪
463
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:11,153
♪ Too many romantic dreams ♪
464
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:16,919
♪ Up in lights,
falling off the silver screen ♪
465
00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:23,085
♪ My heart's like an open book
for the whole world to read ♪
466
00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:25,848
♪ Sometimes nothing ♪
467
00:21:25,948 --> 00:21:29,371
♪ Keeps me together
at the seams ♪
468
00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:34,777
♪ I'm on my way ♪
- ♪ I'm on my way ♪
469
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:39,302
both: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
470
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:44,587
♪ Tonight, tonight
I'm on my way ♪
471
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:47,270
♪ Just set me free ♪
472
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:51,194
all: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
473
00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:53,356
[elevator bell dings]
474
00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:58,081
♪ Home sweet home ♪
475
00:21:58,181 --> 00:21:59,562
♪ ♪
476
00:21:59,662 --> 00:22:02,645
- ♪ Ooh, I'm on my way ♪
477
00:22:02,745 --> 00:22:05,648
♪ Just set me free ♪
478
00:22:05,748 --> 00:22:10,673
♪ Home sweet home ♪
479
00:22:12,995 --> 00:22:15,018
- Understood.
480
00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:20,663
all: ♪ Joy to the world,
the Lord is come ♪
481
00:22:20,763 --> 00:22:25,909
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
482
00:22:26,009 --> 00:22:27,911
- Ooh.
Guess I'm early.
483
00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:29,632
I hope the director
doesn't mind.
484
00:22:29,732 --> 00:22:31,154
Baby, if this were
my rehearsal
485
00:22:31,254 --> 00:22:33,396
and someone just barged on in,
heads would roll.
486
00:22:33,496 --> 00:22:34,798
- I think you're safe.
487
00:22:34,898 --> 00:22:37,080
This is just
a nice little kid's show.
488
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,521
- Is one of them yours?
489
00:22:38,621 --> 00:22:41,725
- Oh no, I'm--I'm Susan.
I'm the director.
490
00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:44,047
- Okay. Ms. Susan. I see you.
491
00:22:44,147 --> 00:22:45,689
Ooh, I love having
a woman director up in here.
492
00:22:45,789 --> 00:22:46,850
Okay.
493
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,451
- [laughing]
And yours is?
494
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:51,054
- Oh, that adorable bundle
of hair on the end.
495
00:22:51,154 --> 00:22:52,696
Hi, honey.
496
00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:57,060
Although she's not mine.
Maybe one day.
497
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,944
- So what do you think
of all these little angels?
498
00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:03,266
- Did you really want
my opinion?
499
00:23:03,366 --> 00:23:06,029
- Oh, uh, sure, sure.
You said "your rehearsals."
500
00:23:06,129 --> 00:23:07,110
You must know a thing
or two about--
501
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,432
- I think they look scared.
502
00:23:08,532 --> 00:23:09,753
They look like
they're being held hostage.
503
00:23:09,853 --> 00:23:11,234
The song is called
"Joy to the World," Susan.
504
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:12,756
Do you see any joy
in that stage?
505
00:23:12,856 --> 00:23:14,558
Joy, anywhere?
506
00:23:14,658 --> 00:23:17,481
- No. No.
I, I don't--I don't disagree.
507
00:23:17,581 --> 00:23:19,603
Um, it's a timid group
we have this year, uh,
508
00:23:19,703 --> 00:23:21,565
but if you have any ideas
for how we could make the--
509
00:23:21,665 --> 00:23:22,886
- Oh, sure, hold my purse.
- Oops.
510
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,568
[chuckles]
- Hi, kids.
511
00:23:24,668 --> 00:23:26,130
All: ♪ Receive her king ♪
512
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,292
[baby fussing]
513
00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:31,014
- Where's your rattle?
514
00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:34,037
Let's go find it.
515
00:23:39,563 --> 00:23:43,107
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
516
00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,870
It's just--it's odd
seeing the house at Christmas
517
00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:47,071
without any decorations.
518
00:23:47,171 --> 00:23:48,672
- Hmm.
- Hi, guys.
519
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,394
- Hey.
520
00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:52,276
Do you know where that photo
is of me in "The Nutcracker"?
521
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:54,118
Max doesn't believe
that I was Clara.
522
00:23:54,218 --> 00:23:56,240
- Oh, it's probably out
in the garage
523
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:59,083
with the rest
of the Christmas stuff.
524
00:23:59,183 --> 00:24:01,245
- I'm taking Zoey to see
"The Nutcracker" tonight,
525
00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:02,847
just to give her
a little taste of Christmas.
526
00:24:02,947 --> 00:24:04,328
That's not a guilt trip
527
00:24:04,428 --> 00:24:05,890
because you're all leaving town
for the holidays.
528
00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:09,013
It's just me trying to be cute,
you know, as I do.
529
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:11,736
- Ooh, I don't know who
there is because--Mom,
530
00:24:11,836 --> 00:24:14,098
can you believe all the cards
that people sent us this year?
531
00:24:14,198 --> 00:24:15,860
All these,
like, perfect families
532
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,824
in their perfect houses
with their perfect little kids.
533
00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:21,866
- Mm-hmm.
- When did this become a thing?
534
00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:25,029
- This is not a judgment
against you, Miles.
535
00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:28,152
This is just them
railing against society,
536
00:24:28,252 --> 00:24:29,634
that's all that is.
537
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,076
- Wow.
People really go all out, huh?
538
00:24:32,176 --> 00:24:33,518
- Oh, those are
nothing compared
539
00:24:33,618 --> 00:24:36,721
to the "Gluck Family
Holiday Newsletter."
540
00:24:36,821 --> 00:24:39,804
- Whoa, who are the Glucks
and why do I wanna be them?
541
00:24:39,904 --> 00:24:41,406
- Hey, you don't wanna be them.
542
00:24:41,506 --> 00:24:42,487
Adam Gluck
is a douchebag, okay?
543
00:24:42,587 --> 00:24:43,688
- Yeah.
544
00:24:43,788 --> 00:24:44,589
- We went to law school
with him.
545
00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:45,890
- Yeah, and every year,
546
00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:47,372
he sends us a long
Christmas newsletter
547
00:24:47,472 --> 00:24:49,133
bragging about
his family's accomplishments.
548
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:50,735
- Along with multiple photos
of him,
549
00:24:50,835 --> 00:24:52,337
of his wife, of their kids...
550
00:24:52,437 --> 00:24:55,300
- Their two Bernedoodles
that they "rescued."
551
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,782
- Wow, that is a nice backyard.
552
00:24:57,882 --> 00:24:59,584
- Houses are cheaper
in Georgia.
553
00:24:59,684 --> 00:25:02,227
They're cheaper there.
- A lot cheaper.
554
00:25:02,327 --> 00:25:04,149
- I just--I just wanna figure
out a way to, like,
555
00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:06,791
shove it back
in his smug, perfect face.
556
00:25:06,891 --> 00:25:08,153
- Well, there is.
557
00:25:08,253 --> 00:25:09,714
You can make up
your own newsletter
558
00:25:09,814 --> 00:25:12,197
and send it only to him.
He won't know you're lying
559
00:25:12,297 --> 00:25:14,599
and you can say
whatever you want on it.
560
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:16,481
- [chuckles]
561
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:18,123
[mischievous music]
562
00:25:18,223 --> 00:25:20,365
- Found it.
563
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:23,608
♪ ♪
564
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:27,733
- Just helped two more people.
No song even needed this time.
565
00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:30,135
[imitating sizzling]
566
00:25:30,235 --> 00:25:32,217
- See? There I am.
I told you!
567
00:25:32,317 --> 00:25:33,739
- This is amazing!
- -ly embarrassing,
568
00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:36,581
which is why
it mostly stays in a box.
569
00:25:36,681 --> 00:25:40,586
- Oh, my God.
What are these doing in here?
570
00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,628
I haven't seen these for years.
571
00:25:42,728 --> 00:25:45,631
- I think you once tap danced
for us on Christmas Eve.
572
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:46,552
- To...
both: "Jingle Bells"!
573
00:25:46,652 --> 00:25:48,313
- [laughs]
574
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,556
Oh, my God, I must've had
a lot of eggnog that night.
575
00:25:50,656 --> 00:25:52,518
- Oh, this is cool.
- Yeah.
576
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:53,959
Ooh, be careful with that!
577
00:25:54,059 --> 00:25:55,441
- You'll have to forgive her.
578
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:58,283
That's a very meaningful
snow globe around this house.
579
00:25:58,383 --> 00:26:00,566
- Our dad used to pull it out
and wind it up,
580
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,127
and he'd announce to everyone
581
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,570
that the Christmas season
had officially begun.
582
00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:06,171
- And one time,
he let me do it,
583
00:26:06,271 --> 00:26:08,454
and it was the first night
584
00:26:08,554 --> 00:26:11,337
I really felt like
I was a part of the family.
585
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,659
[gear clicking]
586
00:26:13,759 --> 00:26:16,982
["Have Yourself A Merry
Little Christmas" playing]
587
00:26:17,082 --> 00:26:23,969
♪ ♪
588
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:38,204
- Santa!
- Oh, my goodness!
589
00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:41,527
- Merry Christmas.
590
00:26:41,627 --> 00:26:45,932
♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
591
00:26:46,032 --> 00:26:48,855
And where's Maggie?
592
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,778
Christmas ham.
593
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,540
- Oh, are you ready?
- That looks amazing.
594
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,483
[muffled chatter]
595
00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:06,392
- Yes.
Yay.
596
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,354
- Here you go.
597
00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:10,356
[muffled chatter]
598
00:27:10,456 --> 00:27:13,359
♪ ♪
599
00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:15,321
[laughter]
600
00:27:15,421 --> 00:27:18,364
♪ ♪
601
00:27:18,464 --> 00:27:21,467
- Zoey, ready to go?
We're gonna miss the show.
602
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:26,232
- Yeah.
Sorry.
603
00:27:31,838 --> 00:27:34,701
Thank you for taking me
to the ballet tonight.
604
00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:36,463
That was very sweet.
605
00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:38,144
- That, my sugarplum fairy,
606
00:27:38,244 --> 00:27:40,907
is just the first
of many holiday surprises
607
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,390
you have requested
and I have planned.
608
00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:46,112
Now, tell me something.
609
00:27:46,212 --> 00:27:49,616
What is your take on RVs?
610
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,081
- Well, I was super jealous of
David's racecar bed as a child,
611
00:27:54,181 --> 00:27:56,403
so I am big fan of anything
with wheels
612
00:27:56,503 --> 00:27:58,125
that you can sleep in.
- [laughs]
613
00:27:58,225 --> 00:28:00,167
- Why? - Well, I may
have looked into
614
00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:02,569
renting us one
for a couple weeks.
615
00:28:02,669 --> 00:28:05,452
See, the thing is, Christmas
really means nothing to me,
616
00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,174
and--and maybe, just maybe,
617
00:28:07,274 --> 00:28:10,457
this year it doesn't have
to mean anything to you either.
618
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:13,220
I was thinking we could hop
in the ol' RV,
619
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,623
head to the desert,
and just wander around,
620
00:28:16,723 --> 00:28:19,106
like my people did
for 40 years.
621
00:28:19,206 --> 00:28:21,749
There wouldn't be any Christmas
anything in sight.
622
00:28:21,849 --> 00:28:25,753
It--it could honestly be like
it never even happened.
623
00:28:25,853 --> 00:28:27,995
Look, Zoey,
624
00:28:28,095 --> 00:28:31,118
I know how important
this holiday is to you,
625
00:28:31,218 --> 00:28:35,002
but this could be special
in its own way.
626
00:28:35,102 --> 00:28:37,284
Truly, Zoey.
627
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,446
[vocalizing]
628
00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:41,929
[soft acoustic guitar music]
629
00:28:42,029 --> 00:28:46,934
♪ ♪
630
00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:49,937
♪ I see
the crystal raindrops fall ♪
631
00:28:50,037 --> 00:28:52,460
♪ And the beauty of it all ♪
632
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,383
♪ Is when the sun
comes shining through ♪
633
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,465
♪ ♪
634
00:28:57,565 --> 00:29:00,468
♪ To make those rainbows
in my mind ♪
635
00:29:00,568 --> 00:29:02,750
♪ When I think of you
sometime ♪
636
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:06,554
♪ And I wanna spend some time
with you ♪
637
00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:09,397
♪ Just the two of us ♪
638
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:12,039
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
639
00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:14,682
♪ Just the two of us ♪
640
00:29:14,782 --> 00:29:17,044
both: ♪ Just the two of us ♪
641
00:29:17,144 --> 00:29:19,927
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
642
00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:22,570
♪ Building castles in the sky ♪
643
00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:25,013
♪ Just the two of us ♪
644
00:29:25,113 --> 00:29:27,955
♪ You and I ♪
645
00:29:30,558 --> 00:29:32,700
So, what do you think?
646
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,264
- Definitely an idea.
- Right.
647
00:29:36,364 --> 00:29:39,307
- But I guess
I just--I don't know.
648
00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,509
Maybe I wanna...
649
00:29:41,609 --> 00:29:44,712
♪ Haul out the holly ♪
650
00:29:44,812 --> 00:29:49,077
♪ Put up the tree
before my spirit falls again ♪
651
00:29:49,177 --> 00:29:52,160
♪ Fill up the stocking ♪
652
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:54,362
♪ I may be rushing things ♪
653
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:59,087
♪ But deck the halls
again now ♪
654
00:29:59,187 --> 00:30:02,050
all: ♪ For we need
a little Christmas ♪
655
00:30:02,150 --> 00:30:04,012
♪ Right this very minute ♪
656
00:30:04,112 --> 00:30:05,974
- ♪ Candles in the window ♪
657
00:30:06,074 --> 00:30:07,415
♪ Carols at the spinet ♪
658
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,698
all: ♪ Yes, we need
a little Christmas ♪
659
00:30:09,798 --> 00:30:11,459
♪ Right this very minute ♪
660
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,261
- ♪ It hasn't snowed
a single flurry ♪
661
00:30:13,361 --> 00:30:15,884
♪ But, Santa dear,
we're in a hurry ♪
662
00:30:18,847 --> 00:30:21,750
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
663
00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:24,593
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
664
00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:27,115
♪ Just the two of us ♪
665
00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:29,438
both: ♪ Just the two of us ♪
666
00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,321
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
667
00:30:32,421 --> 00:30:35,123
♪ Building them castles
in the sky ♪
668
00:30:35,223 --> 00:30:37,766
♪ Just the two of us ♪
669
00:30:37,866 --> 00:30:41,250
♪ You and ♪
- ♪ Climb down the chimney ♪
670
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:45,614
♪ Turn on the brightest string
of lights I've ever seen ♪
671
00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:48,857
♪ Slice up the fruit cake ♪
672
00:30:48,957 --> 00:30:51,420
♪ It's time we've hung
some tinsel ♪
673
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,504
♪ On the evergreen bough ♪
674
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,786
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
675
00:30:57,886 --> 00:31:00,149
♪ We can make it if we ♪
676
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:03,913
- ♪ Need a little music,
need a little laughter ♪
677
00:31:04,013 --> 00:31:07,276
♪ Need a little singing
ringing through the rafter ♪
678
00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:11,240
♪ And we need a little snappy,
happy ever after ♪
679
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:16,886
all: ♪ We need
a little Christmas ♪
680
00:31:16,986 --> 00:31:21,390
♪ Now ♪
681
00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:28,257
- You're reading my mind
right now, aren't you?
682
00:31:28,357 --> 00:31:30,660
- You're reading mine,
and you definitely don't wanna
683
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,423
do something
just the two of us.
684
00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:36,946
- I--it's all--
685
00:31:37,046 --> 00:31:40,510
it's all really nice, Max.
Truly.
686
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:43,272
It's just--
- What?
687
00:31:43,372 --> 00:31:44,554
- I don't wanna not think
about my dad
688
00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:45,995
and be apart from my family
for the holidays.
689
00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:47,196
It's not the Clarkes.
It doesn't feel right.
690
00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:48,558
I want us all to be together
691
00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:50,440
and have the most
Mitch Christmas ever!
692
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:52,161
- Okay.
Then that's what we'll do.
693
00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:55,084
We will totally go for it.
694
00:31:55,184 --> 00:31:57,887
Honestly, I was worried
about driving an RV anyway.
695
00:31:57,987 --> 00:31:59,329
They're really big, uh--
696
00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:02,332
[warm music]
697
00:32:02,432 --> 00:32:07,116
♪ ♪
698
00:32:11,801 --> 00:32:12,622
- I don't know
about you guys,
699
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,224
but as hard as I try,
700
00:32:14,324 --> 00:32:16,986
most of my memories of Dad
are from when he was sick.
701
00:32:17,086 --> 00:32:20,870
And I think--I think
it's super important
702
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:23,713
that we remember the good times
703
00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:28,678
and all of the amazing things
Dad did for our family,
704
00:32:28,778 --> 00:32:33,884
which is why I think we
should have Christmas together.
705
00:32:33,984 --> 00:32:35,285
So what do you guys think?
706
00:32:35,385 --> 00:32:36,406
- What's he doing
with the train?
707
00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:37,848
Is he facing it?
- Yeah.
708
00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:39,129
- Is he facing the camera?
- Yeah, he is.
709
00:32:39,229 --> 00:32:40,851
- Vajna, why don't you
take five?
710
00:32:40,951 --> 00:32:42,272
I just think Miles clearly
is not bringing it right now,
711
00:32:42,352 --> 00:32:44,334
so, you know.
Here.
712
00:32:44,434 --> 00:32:45,776
Just work your magic.
713
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,057
- You guys are really
going all out
714
00:32:47,157 --> 00:32:48,458
for this Christmas card, huh?
715
00:32:48,558 --> 00:32:50,580
- Christmas newsletter.
It's a newsletter, Zoey.
716
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,703
- Yeah, and by the time
Adam Gluck gets it,
717
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:55,866
it's gonna look like
we were skiing in St. Moritz.
718
00:32:55,966 --> 00:32:57,187
- We're gonna blow
his Glucking mind.
719
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,869
- Okay.
720
00:32:58,969 --> 00:33:02,072
So I know you already
have plans with your sister.
721
00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:04,555
But is there any chance
you'd change them, please?
722
00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:05,676
Please, please, please, please?
723
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,477
- Okay, I'll admit it.
724
00:33:07,577 --> 00:33:10,521
We've kinda been dreading going
ever since Jenna informed us
725
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:12,523
we'd be staying in a yurt
and eating tofurkey.
726
00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:14,364
- Yeah, that sounds bad.
727
00:33:14,464 --> 00:33:15,666
- And was she joking
when she said she needed us
728
00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,448
to denounce Christmas
729
00:33:17,548 --> 00:33:19,690
as just "another example
of the mass Capitalist agenda"?
730
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,171
I couldn't tell.
Honestly, I couldn't tell.
731
00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:22,453
- Me either.
- Yeah.
732
00:33:22,553 --> 00:33:24,535
Oh, Zoey.
I mean...
733
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,056
[sighs]
734
00:33:26,156 --> 00:33:28,499
Look, it would be really nice
to spend Christmas
735
00:33:28,599 --> 00:33:30,060
with my family
and, you know,
736
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,102
we could just really focus
on all the good times.
737
00:33:32,202 --> 00:33:35,466
- I promise you both,
I will make it super special.
738
00:33:35,566 --> 00:33:37,568
Just like how Dad
used to do it.
739
00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:41,272
- All right, yeah.
- Let's do it.
740
00:33:41,372 --> 00:33:43,194
Beep, beep.
[whooshing]
741
00:33:43,294 --> 00:33:44,795
- Wow.
- Okay.
742
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:48,199
We'll cancel on Jenna
if you agree to throw fake snow
743
00:33:48,299 --> 00:33:50,121
at us
as we shred a black diamond.
744
00:33:50,221 --> 00:33:52,203
- Deal!
- Vajna, we're back!
745
00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:54,005
- We're back.
- Great, okay.
746
00:33:54,105 --> 00:33:55,566
So now all I have to do
is convince Mom,
747
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:56,847
and that shouldn't
be too hard, right?
748
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,930
- It might be.
- Why?
749
00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:00,771
- Oh, well, she and Deb
are really excited
750
00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:02,813
about their trip to Hawaii,
so...
751
00:34:02,913 --> 00:34:05,136
There he is.
Oh, yeah.
752
00:34:05,236 --> 00:34:07,258
- How excited?
753
00:34:07,358 --> 00:34:11,542
- ♪ Mele Kalikimaka
is the thing to say ♪
754
00:34:11,642 --> 00:34:16,788
♪ On a bright
Hawaiian Christmas Day ♪
755
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:21,392
♪ That's the island greeting
that we send to you ♪
756
00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:25,717
♪ From the land
where palm trees sway ♪
757
00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:28,840
♪ ♪
758
00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:32,924
♪ Here we know that Christmas
will be green and bright ♪
759
00:34:33,024 --> 00:34:38,089
♪ The sun will shine by day
and all the stars at night ♪
760
00:34:38,189 --> 00:34:42,694
♪ Mele Kalikimaka
is Hawaii's way ♪
761
00:34:42,794 --> 00:34:46,397
♪ To say
Merry Christmas to you ♪
762
00:34:47,999 --> 00:34:50,061
- And then we were thinking
of going zip-lining.
763
00:34:50,161 --> 00:34:51,663
- If we're not still hung over
764
00:34:51,763 --> 00:34:54,346
from our booze cruise
the night before.
765
00:34:54,446 --> 00:34:56,468
- And the odds of that are?
- Mm, no comment.
766
00:34:56,568 --> 00:34:58,109
- [chuckles]
767
00:34:58,209 --> 00:35:02,394
- So, clearly, you two
are excited about this trip,
768
00:35:02,494 --> 00:35:04,155
and I'm just wondering
769
00:35:04,255 --> 00:35:07,178
if you would consider
the possibility of...
770
00:35:09,621 --> 00:35:11,123
Postponing it?
771
00:35:11,223 --> 00:35:13,085
- Not on your life.
- Why would we do that?
772
00:35:13,185 --> 00:35:15,687
- Listen, Mom,
I think that it's great
773
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:17,769
that you are gonna
take this vacation to...
774
00:35:17,869 --> 00:35:20,652
- Jingle and mingle.
775
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:26,178
- And find yourself again,
which I totally support.
776
00:35:26,278 --> 00:35:28,020
But I'm just wondering
if you could maybe
777
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,503
find yourself...another time.
778
00:35:31,603 --> 00:35:33,946
Like maybe December 26th
or even later?
779
00:35:34,046 --> 00:35:35,948
- Why didn't you say something
before this?
780
00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:37,950
- 'Cause I didn't realize how
much it meant to me until now,
781
00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:39,591
and how important
I think it would be
782
00:35:39,691 --> 00:35:41,113
for all of us to honor Dad
783
00:35:41,213 --> 00:35:44,596
and find our Christmas joy
together again.
784
00:35:44,696 --> 00:35:48,801
If you stay, I promise
I will handle everything.
785
00:35:48,901 --> 00:35:50,202
You won't even have
to lift a finger.
786
00:35:50,302 --> 00:35:51,644
- But what about Deb?
787
00:35:51,744 --> 00:35:53,525
I mean, I can't just
leave her stranded.
788
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,688
- Yeah, your mother's
not the only widow here
789
00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:58,210
looking to escape
for the holidays.
790
00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:01,453
I spent last year
with my son's in-laws.
791
00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:03,896
Zoey, their cat
sat at the table.
792
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,138
- Well, then you can come to
our Christmas Eve dinner too.
793
00:36:06,238 --> 00:36:07,900
Mom, think about it.
794
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,584
Eggnog, a huge feast,
and then we can all watch
795
00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:13,906
one of Dad's favorite old
black-and-white movies
796
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,187
together--that was always
my favorite part.
797
00:36:15,287 --> 00:36:17,970
It sounds pretty great.
I mean, doesn't it?
798
00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:23,476
- [sighs]
She really wants us to stay.
799
00:36:23,576 --> 00:36:27,240
- I know she does.
She played the dead Dad card.
800
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:30,763
- You know I can hear you,
right?
801
00:36:30,863 --> 00:36:32,565
- So do you think
the trip is refundable?
802
00:36:32,665 --> 00:36:34,687
- My travel agent
is a miracle worker
803
00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:37,009
so we could
probably get a credit.
804
00:36:37,109 --> 00:36:38,931
- And maybe postpone it
to a later date?
805
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,052
- Spring break?
806
00:36:40,152 --> 00:36:43,136
- Oh!
807
00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:46,219
Oh, can't.
I have a huge install in March.
808
00:36:46,319 --> 00:36:48,261
Uh, what about February?
809
00:36:48,361 --> 00:36:51,544
- Hmm, pre- or
post-Valentine's day?
810
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:55,668
both: During!
- Sold.
811
00:36:55,768 --> 00:36:58,071
But I'm not happy about this,
and I want you to know that.
812
00:36:58,171 --> 00:37:01,734
So much for hot Christmas
with hot men.
813
00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,880
- She'll be fine.
- Thank you, Mom.
814
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,762
This is gonna be so great...
815
00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:10,643
if I can pull it all together
before Christmas.
816
00:37:10,743 --> 00:37:11,925
There are a million things
to do
817
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:13,847
and we don't even have
a tree yet.
818
00:37:13,947 --> 00:37:18,571
all: ♪ Boughs of holly,
fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
819
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:22,455
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la... ♪
820
00:37:22,555 --> 00:37:25,258
- Valentina, you're singing
so quietly,
821
00:37:25,358 --> 00:37:28,341
dogs couldn't hear you.
And, Sonny, remember,
822
00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:31,665
the audience is out here
and not on the floor.
823
00:37:31,765 --> 00:37:34,508
And, Amirah, I know
that's not all you got in you.
824
00:37:34,608 --> 00:37:36,189
You were more excited
watching your brother
825
00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:37,991
play Minecraft yesterday.
826
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:41,715
- Mo, uh, I get that
you're trying to help
827
00:37:41,815 --> 00:37:44,358
but you maybe wanna go a little
easier on the children.
828
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,960
It's just a sweet
community holiday...
829
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:49,643
- Did easy ever win
anyone an EGOT?
830
00:37:49,743 --> 00:37:52,646
- What's an EGOT?
- Why are you doing this to me?
831
00:37:52,746 --> 00:37:56,089
I am teaching them a very,
very valuable lesson
832
00:37:56,189 --> 00:37:58,772
on how the entertainment
business works, Susan.
833
00:37:58,872 --> 00:38:00,654
- Well, you're
the professional.
834
00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:02,256
- I am.
835
00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:04,698
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No!
836
00:38:04,798 --> 00:38:07,141
Everyone, back to one!
837
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,462
Back to one!
838
00:38:08,562 --> 00:38:11,185
♪ ♪
839
00:38:11,285 --> 00:38:13,707
all: ♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of... ♪
840
00:38:13,807 --> 00:38:17,711
[upbeat pop music]
841
00:38:17,811 --> 00:38:19,713
- Oh!
[chuckles]
842
00:38:19,813 --> 00:38:22,596
How great is this!
843
00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:25,920
The whole family back
at the Christmas tree lot
844
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:30,084
looking for trees together.
Oh, it's all happening.
845
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:31,565
- Uh, exactly how many
candy canes
846
00:38:31,665 --> 00:38:33,007
did she eat before we got here?
847
00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:34,288
- Hey, this is my first time
getting a tree.
848
00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:35,529
These things
were strictly forbidden
849
00:38:35,629 --> 00:38:36,771
in my house growing up
850
00:38:36,871 --> 00:38:38,092
so I am just as excited
as she is.
851
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,734
- Hello, folks.
852
00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,655
Welcome to Lumber Jack's
Christmas tree lot.
853
00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:43,738
I am Jack and Jack is me.
854
00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:46,701
Can I interest you all
in anything in particular?
855
00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:49,063
- Yes, Jack.
We are looking for a tree.
856
00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,986
- Well, you've come
to the right place.
857
00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:53,628
Any specific type in mind?
858
00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:54,989
- Um, what do you guys think?
859
00:38:55,089 --> 00:38:56,591
Should we mix it up
a little bit?
860
00:38:56,691 --> 00:38:59,313
Maybe a red cedar or--
oh, I know.
861
00:38:59,413 --> 00:39:01,676
A blue spruce.
They are so festive.
862
00:39:01,776 --> 00:39:04,238
- Look out.
This lady knows her stuff.
863
00:39:04,338 --> 00:39:06,320
Check out the Fraser firs.
864
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,923
They look and smell great
and are surprisingly durable.
865
00:39:09,023 --> 00:39:10,124
- Yeah, that could work,
866
00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:13,808
or we could throw caution
to the wind
867
00:39:13,908 --> 00:39:15,850
and just get some sort of pine.
868
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:18,312
[laughter]
869
00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:22,897
- [strained laughing]
870
00:39:22,997 --> 00:39:26,381
Sorry, sorry to interrupt
all this tree bonding
871
00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:28,943
but I actually have
a very clear vision in my head
872
00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:30,585
for this whole
Christmas experience
873
00:39:30,685 --> 00:39:32,187
and I'd really like
to keep things exactly the way
874
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,468
we did them in the past.
875
00:39:33,568 --> 00:39:35,870
- Oh. Douglas fir it is.
876
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:38,633
- Well, right this way.
877
00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:41,596
So how do you know so much
about Christmas trees?
878
00:39:41,696 --> 00:39:43,558
You don't work
for the competition, do you?
879
00:39:43,658 --> 00:39:46,281
- Oh, no.
I'm a landscape architect.
880
00:39:46,381 --> 00:39:49,484
- Oh, phew, that's good news.
I thought for a second
881
00:39:49,584 --> 00:39:52,247
you might be Holly from Jolly
Holly's Tree Emporium.
882
00:39:52,347 --> 00:39:56,571
- No.
I'm Maggie from Menlo Park.
883
00:39:56,671 --> 00:39:59,654
My family's been
coming here for years.
884
00:39:59,754 --> 00:40:01,296
- That's why you look
so familiar.
885
00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:02,938
- Yeah.
886
00:40:03,038 --> 00:40:04,980
- Your husband, is he
taking the night off or...
887
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,703
- Um, so that's one way
of putting it.
888
00:40:08,803 --> 00:40:13,148
Um, he is no longer with us.
- Oh.
889
00:40:13,248 --> 00:40:14,670
So a very long night
off then, huh?
890
00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:16,031
- [chuckles]
- I'm sorry.
891
00:40:16,131 --> 00:40:18,193
- Yeah, it's okay.
Um...
892
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:20,195
- Oh, right this way.
- Okay.
893
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:23,078
- I just remembered Dad
lifting me up right over there
894
00:40:23,178 --> 00:40:24,840
and saying,
"What if we made David
895
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:26,441
the ornament on the top
of the tree this year?"
896
00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:27,963
- Hey, is it just me
or is there
897
00:40:28,063 --> 00:40:29,645
a little bit of a vibe
between Jack and mom?
898
00:40:29,745 --> 00:40:31,406
- Don't ruin this for me.
- Oh.
899
00:40:31,506 --> 00:40:35,370
- So this is our fir section.
900
00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:38,854
- Wow, sure hope it's fake fir.
Am I right?
901
00:40:38,954 --> 00:40:41,537
I'm Jewish.
- This one.
902
00:40:41,637 --> 00:40:43,899
This is the tree I want.
903
00:40:43,999 --> 00:40:47,743
- Excellent choice.
Listen, don't tell anyone
904
00:40:47,843 --> 00:40:50,986
but...I'm giving you the
friends and family discount.
905
00:40:51,086 --> 00:40:52,147
- Aw, thank you.
906
00:40:52,247 --> 00:40:53,869
- That'll be $110.
907
00:40:53,969 --> 00:40:57,313
- Okay.
908
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,915
- I'll be right back
with the change.
909
00:41:00,015 --> 00:41:01,717
Holler if you
want anything else.
910
00:41:01,817 --> 00:41:03,879
- Okay.
- Okay.
911
00:41:03,979 --> 00:41:07,843
[gentle acoustic music]
912
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,086
- ♪ I threw a wish
in the well ♪
913
00:41:10,186 --> 00:41:12,248
♪ Don't ask me,
I'll never tell ♪
914
00:41:12,348 --> 00:41:14,450
♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪
915
00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:16,692
♪ And now you're in my way ♪
916
00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:19,015
♪ I'd trade my soul
for a wish ♪
917
00:41:19,115 --> 00:41:21,097
♪ Pennies and dimes
for a kiss ♪
918
00:41:21,197 --> 00:41:23,299
♪ I wasn't looking for this ♪
919
00:41:23,399 --> 00:41:25,982
♪ But now you're in my way ♪
920
00:41:26,082 --> 00:41:27,824
♪ Your stare was holdin' ♪
921
00:41:27,924 --> 00:41:29,986
♪ Ripped jeans,
skin was showin' ♪
922
00:41:30,086 --> 00:41:32,188
♪ Hot night,
wind was blowin' ♪
923
00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:35,311
♪ Where you think
you're going, baby? ♪
924
00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:37,193
♪ ♪
925
00:41:37,293 --> 00:41:41,958
♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
926
00:41:42,058 --> 00:41:46,522
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
927
00:41:46,622 --> 00:41:50,807
♪ It's hard to look
right at you, baby ♪
928
00:41:50,907 --> 00:41:54,971
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
929
00:41:55,071 --> 00:41:59,736
♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
930
00:41:59,836 --> 00:42:05,021
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
931
00:42:05,121 --> 00:42:08,705
- And here's your change,
Maggie May.
932
00:42:08,805 --> 00:42:12,469
- Uh, thank you, Lumber Jack.
933
00:42:12,569 --> 00:42:14,971
[both chuckling]
934
00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:32,849
- It is awfully quiet in here.
- Yeah.
935
00:42:32,949 --> 00:42:38,255
- It must be tough living by
yourself sometimes all alone.
936
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,457
- Well, yeah, it does get
a little bit lonely,
937
00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:46,103
but lately I've been into
these Icelandic crime dramas.
938
00:42:46,203 --> 00:42:49,266
They are--they really
make the time go fast.
939
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,829
- So I know you had mentioned
to David and Emily and I
940
00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:56,273
that at some point
you were thinking
941
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:59,756
maybe of dipping your toe
back in the dating pool
942
00:42:59,856 --> 00:43:01,999
and I'm wondering
is that time now?
943
00:43:02,099 --> 00:43:03,881
- I don't know, Zoey.
944
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,603
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't
even know where to begin.
945
00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:09,526
- Okay, well, there is this new
thing called internet dating.
946
00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:12,129
And we could look
online together.
947
00:43:12,229 --> 00:43:15,212
I mean, if you want.
948
00:43:15,312 --> 00:43:16,573
- [chuckles]
Okay.
949
00:43:16,673 --> 00:43:19,096
I mean, that could be fun.
950
00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:21,899
- Okay.
951
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:24,542
What age range
would like, Mom?
952
00:43:24,642 --> 00:43:31,108
- Oh, um, I, uh,
will go with 50 to 65.
953
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,350
- Meow!
[chuckles]
954
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:34,792
Okay, sorry.
955
00:43:34,892 --> 00:43:36,313
And now I'm also
just gonna say, for now,
956
00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:39,236
that you only want someone
within a ten mile radius.
957
00:43:39,336 --> 00:43:43,521
And we're in.
- Wait.
958
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,002
- What do you think
of this guy?
959
00:43:45,102 --> 00:43:47,565
- That is a single guy
who lives in this area
960
00:43:47,665 --> 00:43:50,288
who's looking to date?
961
00:43:50,388 --> 00:43:53,691
No.
He's way too short for me.
962
00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:57,815
Oh, uh, never trust guy
with a ponytail.
963
00:43:57,915 --> 00:44:00,198
That was taken
30 years ago, Zoey.
964
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:05,022
Oh, God.
They allow that online?
965
00:44:05,122 --> 00:44:08,066
- You know what?
Let's, um--how about
966
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,308
we fill out a quick profile
for you instead?
967
00:44:10,408 --> 00:44:11,709
Finish this sentence.
968
00:44:11,809 --> 00:44:14,632
This year, something
I would like to try is...
969
00:44:14,732 --> 00:44:17,295
- Learn more about
equine therapy.
970
00:44:20,378 --> 00:44:26,044
- Uh, something that is
nonnegotiable for me is...
971
00:44:26,144 --> 00:44:29,687
- Excessive back hair.
- Mom, okay.
972
00:44:29,787 --> 00:44:32,610
I know I have
found the one when...
973
00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:36,534
- I stop thinking about your
father every second of the day.
974
00:44:36,634 --> 00:44:39,537
[somber music]
975
00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:45,023
♪ ♪
976
00:44:45,123 --> 00:44:49,227
I don't think I'm ready
for this yet.
977
00:44:49,327 --> 00:44:52,511
Let's just put a pin
in the dating stuff
978
00:44:52,611 --> 00:44:56,695
and we'll revisit it
after the holidays, okay?
979
00:44:58,136 --> 00:45:01,440
- Sorry.
980
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:03,241
- Let's do the tree.
981
00:45:03,341 --> 00:45:06,765
- [sighs]
982
00:45:06,865 --> 00:45:09,047
- All right, how we doing?
- Amazing.
983
00:45:09,147 --> 00:45:11,970
Love this one of us
finishing the Ironman triathlon
984
00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:13,532
with Miles
in a stroller in front of us.
985
00:45:13,632 --> 00:45:15,093
- The stroller was
a fantastic touch.
986
00:45:15,193 --> 00:45:17,376
- Yeah.
Vanja is worth all the money.
987
00:45:17,476 --> 00:45:19,218
- All of it.
988
00:45:19,318 --> 00:45:22,020
Now, all we have left to do is
actually write the newsletter.
989
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,583
So the question is how far
990
00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:27,906
can we take it while
also still being believable?
991
00:45:28,006 --> 00:45:31,150
For example, yes,
we climbed the Himalayas.
992
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:34,393
- And Miles is the new face
of an organic baby formula.
993
00:45:34,493 --> 00:45:36,955
- Ooh, I love that.
That's so good,
994
00:45:37,055 --> 00:45:38,056
but we did not finish
the addition to our compound.
995
00:45:38,137 --> 00:45:39,478
- Why not?
996
00:45:39,578 --> 00:45:40,759
- I mean, Adam can look up
building records.
997
00:45:40,859 --> 00:45:42,241
We have no idea
what he's capable of.
998
00:45:42,341 --> 00:45:44,603
- Great point.
The man's a monster.
999
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,205
Okay, so then
I guess writing
1000
00:45:46,305 --> 00:45:48,607
the next Great American novel
is off the table too then?
1001
00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,329
- Yeah, we--we don't wanna
have to explain
1002
00:45:50,429 --> 00:45:52,131
why it never came out in next
year's Christmas newsletter.
1003
00:45:52,231 --> 00:45:53,572
- Hmm.
1004
00:45:53,672 --> 00:45:55,775
This is fun.
- Yeah.
1005
00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,336
- Okay, so then how about
we start with this?
1006
00:45:57,436 --> 00:45:58,697
Another year...
1007
00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,379
- Mm-hmm.
- For the record books.
1008
00:46:00,479 --> 00:46:02,021
- Ooh, that's nice.
1009
00:46:02,121 --> 00:46:05,304
Uh, somehow our magical
little brood has done it again.
1010
00:46:05,404 --> 00:46:07,586
- [chuckles]
Baby, you should be a writer.
1011
00:46:07,686 --> 00:46:09,308
- Oh, thanks.
Um, you know,
1012
00:46:09,408 --> 00:46:10,710
I've actually been thinking
about starting, like,
1013
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,151
a stay-at-home
daddy blog.
1014
00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:13,512
- Oh, no, I don't think
you should do that.
1015
00:46:13,612 --> 00:46:16,075
- Mm-hmm.
1016
00:46:16,175 --> 00:46:17,717
- Uh, morning.
What are you doing?
1017
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:19,759
- Sewing sequins onto tiny
little robes to impress my man.
1018
00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:22,562
You?
- I don't get it.
1019
00:46:22,662 --> 00:46:26,966
What...where are all
the delicious treats you make
1020
00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:28,488
that I then come over
and eat and love?
1021
00:46:28,588 --> 00:46:30,450
- Girl, you know I don't
have time for baked goods
1022
00:46:30,550 --> 00:46:31,891
when I'm
in the act of creation.
1023
00:46:31,991 --> 00:46:33,653
- Oh, sorry.
1024
00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:35,775
Uh, are those
for the kid's pageant?
1025
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,617
- I believe you mean
1026
00:46:37,717 --> 00:46:39,499
"Are these for the children's
holiday extravaganza?"
1027
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:41,981
Which my response would be,
"Yes.
1028
00:46:42,081 --> 00:46:44,704
I'm channeling
my inner Mariah."
1029
00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:47,267
- I'm sorry. I just,
uh--I really need to fuel up
1030
00:46:47,367 --> 00:46:49,549
because I have so much
Christmas stuff to do today.
1031
00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:52,232
I, like you, am trying
to impress my family
1032
00:46:52,332 --> 00:46:54,794
by recreating the perfect
Mitch Christmas,
1033
00:46:54,894 --> 00:46:56,396
and I wanna
get it exactly right.
1034
00:46:56,496 --> 00:46:57,917
But there are just
so many little details
1035
00:46:58,017 --> 00:47:00,240
that go into the whole thing.
I had no idea!
1036
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:01,481
- [sighs] Why don't you just
1037
00:47:01,581 --> 00:47:02,682
make it easier on yourself
and come to
1038
00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:05,725
my Christmas Carol-oke
night at Maximo's.
1039
00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:09,129
It's for all weary souls
and you definitely qualify.
1040
00:47:09,229 --> 00:47:11,051
- I think it's very awesome
that you're doing that,
1041
00:47:11,151 --> 00:47:14,814
but it just doesn't fit
in my family traditions, so...
1042
00:47:14,914 --> 00:47:16,897
- Okay,
my little red-nosed reindeer.
1043
00:47:16,997 --> 00:47:18,538
How can I do helping?
1044
00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,300
- Take a look at this.
- Well, damn.
1045
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,662
What are we doing, celebrating
the holidays or robbing a bank?
1046
00:47:22,762 --> 00:47:24,184
- Yeah, I told you.
- All right.
1047
00:47:24,284 --> 00:47:25,625
Well, let's start
at the beginning.
1048
00:47:25,725 --> 00:47:27,027
What's number one in your list?
1049
00:47:27,127 --> 00:47:28,468
- Of course, my number one
on my list
1050
00:47:28,568 --> 00:47:29,790
is getting great gifts
1051
00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,471
for everyone
just like my father did.
1052
00:47:31,571 --> 00:47:33,433
- Oh, my God.
You're an awful gift-giver.
1053
00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:35,075
- I'm aware.
1054
00:47:35,175 --> 00:47:38,518
- Um, but you follow someone
with a very cute shoes
1055
00:47:38,618 --> 00:47:39,800
and get whatever she gets.
1056
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,481
- I love this plan!
1057
00:47:41,581 --> 00:47:44,444
[sneaky music]
1058
00:47:44,544 --> 00:47:51,431
♪ ♪
1059
00:48:06,407 --> 00:48:07,588
Then I have to get
the whole house ready
1060
00:48:07,688 --> 00:48:08,909
and decorated by Christmas Eve.
1061
00:48:09,009 --> 00:48:11,992
- Oh, that's easy.
Outsource!
1062
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:14,515
[festive music]
1063
00:48:14,615 --> 00:48:16,116
- You gotta--you gotta--you
gotta get more, uh, stuff.
1064
00:48:16,216 --> 00:48:17,718
- Uh-uh, uh...
- I know, I know, I got plenty.
1065
00:48:17,818 --> 00:48:19,079
- All right.
- I've never done this.
1066
00:48:19,179 --> 00:48:20,561
- One more, one more, one more.
I got this.
1067
00:48:20,661 --> 00:48:21,842
- Thank you.
- Nice.
1068
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,364
- Third time's the charm.
1069
00:48:23,464 --> 00:48:25,766
- Are we good?
- Uh, I think more that way.
1070
00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:27,528
No, that way.
1071
00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:30,731
And then I have to cook the
perfect Christmas Eve dinner.
1072
00:48:30,831 --> 00:48:33,734
- Yeah, I don't have
any advice for that.
1073
00:48:33,834 --> 00:48:35,896
Lord have mercy.
God help us all.
1074
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:37,578
[praying indistinctly]
1075
00:48:37,678 --> 00:48:40,541
[frantic festive music]
1076
00:48:40,641 --> 00:48:42,303
♪ ♪
1077
00:48:42,403 --> 00:48:45,306
[phone buzzing]
1078
00:48:45,406 --> 00:48:52,273
♪ ♪
1079
00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:53,915
- Hello?
1080
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:55,917
- Merry almost Christmas.
- Merry?
1081
00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:57,879
Is it?
Is it actually merry?
1082
00:48:57,979 --> 00:48:59,841
I'm sorry, but, like,
what does that even mean?
1083
00:48:59,941 --> 00:49:01,242
At what other point in the year
1084
00:49:01,342 --> 00:49:02,964
do we ever tell each other
merry anything?
1085
00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:05,286
- It sounds like your break
is going well then.
1086
00:49:05,386 --> 00:49:06,287
- Sorry, I'm just--
1087
00:49:06,387 --> 00:49:08,009
I am trying to cook
1088
00:49:08,109 --> 00:49:10,411
the perfect Mitch
Christmas Eve dinner
1089
00:49:10,511 --> 00:49:13,014
for six people and, baby,
let me tell you,
1090
00:49:13,114 --> 00:49:15,737
it is not going as, uh,
swimmingly as I had planned.
1091
00:49:15,837 --> 00:49:17,138
- Well, I guess
that means the fam
1092
00:49:17,238 --> 00:49:18,299
didn't go scattering
to the wind.
1093
00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:19,621
- Oh, I forgot to tell you.
1094
00:49:19,721 --> 00:49:21,022
I had the bright idea
to convince
1095
00:49:21,122 --> 00:49:23,384
everyone into sticking around,
all so that
1096
00:49:23,484 --> 00:49:25,226
we can have the best
non-Dad Dad Christmas ever.
1097
00:49:25,326 --> 00:49:26,828
- Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
1098
00:49:26,928 --> 00:49:29,511
I just saw what I think
was a stripper elf
1099
00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:32,153
with reindeer ears on
walk by, so...
1100
00:49:32,253 --> 00:49:33,995
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in Vegas.
1101
00:49:34,095 --> 00:49:36,758
Um, how's it being
with your mom and the new guy?
1102
00:49:36,858 --> 00:49:37,839
- Definitely complicated.
1103
00:49:37,939 --> 00:49:39,921
More magic shows
than I thought.
1104
00:49:40,021 --> 00:49:41,723
I'll tell you this though,
whatever that dinner
1105
00:49:41,823 --> 00:49:43,245
is turning out to be,
it's gonna be better than
1106
00:49:43,345 --> 00:49:44,526
this all-you-can-eat buffet
I'm about to go to.
1107
00:49:44,626 --> 00:49:46,528
- Oh, my God.
You wanna trade me?
1108
00:49:46,628 --> 00:49:48,170
'Cause I would do anything
for a crab leg
1109
00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:50,212
and a cup of Jell-O right now.
1110
00:49:50,312 --> 00:49:53,215
- Okay.
I can do this, right?
1111
00:49:53,315 --> 00:49:54,656
Just one more night
and I'm home.
1112
00:49:54,756 --> 00:49:56,378
- Oh, yeah.
You got this.
1113
00:49:56,478 --> 00:49:57,739
You definitely got this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1114
00:49:57,839 --> 00:49:59,621
- Oh, my God.
1115
00:49:59,721 --> 00:50:02,344
I mean, do you need any help?
1116
00:50:02,444 --> 00:50:04,346
Everybody's gonna be here
in less than an hour.
1117
00:50:04,446 --> 00:50:05,587
- Really?
- Yeah.
1118
00:50:05,687 --> 00:50:06,868
- Simon, I have to go.
1119
00:50:06,968 --> 00:50:08,230
- Just remember,
nothing's perfect.
1120
00:50:08,330 --> 00:50:10,032
Good luck.
- Yeah, good luck to you too.
1121
00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,673
Which is not anything
I ever imagined two people
1122
00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:14,636
having to say
to each other on Christmas.
1123
00:50:14,736 --> 00:50:16,038
- Uh, Zoey.
- Hmm?
1124
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,080
- Talk to me.
What can I do to help?
1125
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,721
- [scoffs]
I mean,
1126
00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,044
ooh, the only thing
I can think of
1127
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,767
for you to do
would be go find your appetite
1128
00:50:24,867 --> 00:50:28,771
'cause we are
gonna be feasting tonight!
1129
00:50:28,871 --> 00:50:30,492
And the crowd goes wild!
1130
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:32,634
[imitating crowd cheering]
1131
00:50:35,317 --> 00:50:36,739
- Zoey...
- I mean it.
1132
00:50:36,839 --> 00:50:37,760
I have everything
under control.
1133
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,863
You have to trust me.
1134
00:50:40,963 --> 00:50:43,345
- Okay.
1135
00:50:43,445 --> 00:50:46,028
[frantic festive music]
1136
00:50:46,128 --> 00:50:48,591
- [grunts]
1137
00:50:48,691 --> 00:50:50,933
♪ ♪
1138
00:50:56,218 --> 00:50:58,320
["We Wish You A Merry
Christmas" playing]
1139
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,323
- It's cute, right?
- Yeah, we went to the salon.
1140
00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:01,764
We had his hair done, yeah.
Yeah, look at that.
1141
00:51:01,864 --> 00:51:05,728
- David.
- So, so I know this isn't
1142
00:51:05,828 --> 00:51:08,571
exactly
what everyone had planned,
1143
00:51:08,671 --> 00:51:11,254
but I have some good news.
1144
00:51:11,354 --> 00:51:15,258
I have organized some really
fun stuff for us to do tonight,
1145
00:51:15,358 --> 00:51:19,742
including a black-and-white
Christmas movie double feature,
1146
00:51:19,842 --> 00:51:21,063
if you're all up for it.
1147
00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:23,346
So, uh, let's have
a great time.
1148
00:51:23,446 --> 00:51:25,108
Cheers!
- Yes, cheers!
1149
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,270
[overlapping cheers]
- Cheers to you, sir.
1150
00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:29,752
- Mmm, Zoey, this tastes
1151
00:51:29,852 --> 00:51:31,194
just like how
your dad used to make it.
1152
00:51:31,294 --> 00:51:32,555
- Well, that's 'cause I used
a little something
1153
00:51:32,655 --> 00:51:34,637
called his recipe.
1154
00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:37,000
- Wow!
This is really good.
1155
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,421
There's probably a lot of heavy
cream in it though, right?
1156
00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,283
- Mm-hmm.
- No, my tummy.
1157
00:51:40,383 --> 00:51:43,366
- Honey, I am so impressed
by everything.
1158
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:46,609
The whole house looks
wonderful, doesn't it, Deb?
1159
00:51:46,709 --> 00:51:50,653
- Not as wonderful as
a pina colada at sunset in Maui
1160
00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:52,736
but I'm rolling with it.
1161
00:51:52,836 --> 00:51:54,657
- Well, it was just
really important to me
1162
00:51:54,757 --> 00:51:56,459
to make my dad proud
1163
00:51:56,559 --> 00:51:58,822
and to create a night exactly
like all those special ones
1164
00:51:58,922 --> 00:52:00,583
he did for us
all of those years.
1165
00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:03,426
Same decorations, same meal,
same snow globe center piece
1166
00:52:03,526 --> 00:52:04,788
in the middle
of the dining table!
1167
00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:06,309
- Well, you pulled it off.
1168
00:52:06,409 --> 00:52:07,911
It even smells
exactly the same.
1169
00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:09,472
All we need is for Dad to come
in here wearing a Santa hat
1170
00:52:09,572 --> 00:52:12,435
and it would be like
every other Christmas.
1171
00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:14,537
[doorbell rings]
1172
00:52:16,059 --> 00:52:18,061
- You guys expecting anyone?
1173
00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:22,205
- Hey!
Zoey, right?
1174
00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:26,169
It's Jack from Lumber Jack's
Christmas tree lot.
1175
00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:29,853
- Um, hi.
1176
00:52:29,953 --> 00:52:31,855
Are you here
to pick up our tree early?
1177
00:52:31,955 --> 00:52:33,737
Is that how it works now?
1178
00:52:33,837 --> 00:52:35,138
- [chuckles]
Oh, no.
1179
00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:37,060
I was invited here tonight.
1180
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,803
I, uh, made a casserole.
1181
00:52:44,368 --> 00:52:47,231
Is anyone else here yet?
1182
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,594
- Yeah, sorry.
Um...
1183
00:52:50,694 --> 00:52:52,836
come with me.
1184
00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:55,839
Hey, guys, look who's here.
1185
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:59,043
Jack...from
the Christmas tree lot.
1186
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:01,685
- Hey, everybody!
Happy holidays.
1187
00:53:01,785 --> 00:53:04,168
all: Hi.
- Maggie, this is for you.
1188
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:08,052
It is, of course, a poinsettia,
which just happens to be...
1189
00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,934
- The official
Christmas flower.
1190
00:53:10,034 --> 00:53:11,215
- [chuckles]
1191
00:53:11,315 --> 00:53:13,257
You can't get
anything past this one.
1192
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:16,981
- Well, thank you.
This is lovely.
1193
00:53:17,081 --> 00:53:19,183
I know the perfect place
for it.
1194
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,425
Zoey, would you
like to come with me?
1195
00:53:21,525 --> 00:53:25,149
- Sure would.
- Eggnog, Jack?
1196
00:53:25,249 --> 00:53:28,472
[tense music]
1197
00:53:28,572 --> 00:53:32,236
- Quick question.
Why did you invite
1198
00:53:32,336 --> 00:53:35,760
the Christmas tree log guy
to our Christmas Eve dinner?
1199
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:38,082
- You thought I did this?
I thought you invited him.
1200
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:40,845
- Why would I do that?
I don't even know that guy.
1201
00:53:40,945 --> 00:53:43,608
- Okay, well, if neither of us
invited him then...
1202
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,751
- [humming]
1203
00:53:51,556 --> 00:53:54,398
- I think I know
what's going on.
1204
00:53:56,841 --> 00:53:58,743
You heard my mom sing
"Call Me Maybe"
1205
00:53:58,843 --> 00:53:59,984
at the Christmas tree lot,
didn't you?
1206
00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:01,426
- I sure did.
1207
00:54:01,526 --> 00:54:03,508
And I thought I'd perform
a little Chris-mitzvah
1208
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,830
and invite Jack tonight because
her heart clearly wanted that.
1209
00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,272
- Max.
- What?
1210
00:54:07,372 --> 00:54:10,195
- I also heard my mom's
heart song that night,
1211
00:54:10,295 --> 00:54:14,199
which is why I talked to her
about it in great detail.
1212
00:54:14,299 --> 00:54:16,321
And I also made her look
at several online profiles
1213
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:17,922
with me afterwards.
1214
00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:19,884
And let me tell you,
after that night, I am scarred.
1215
00:54:19,984 --> 00:54:21,646
And, more importantly,
1216
00:54:21,746 --> 00:54:25,330
she is nowhere near ready
to start dating yet.
1217
00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:26,771
- Are you sure?
1218
00:54:26,871 --> 00:54:28,373
'cause she really committed
to that song.
1219
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:30,215
- You are way in over your head
on this, okay?
1220
00:54:30,315 --> 00:54:32,337
You do not understand
the complexities like I do.
1221
00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,739
- I'm sorry if you think
I overstepped my bounds.
1222
00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,581
I was really just trying
to make your mother feel good
1223
00:54:36,681 --> 00:54:39,264
on what I thought was gonna be
a hard night for her.
1224
00:54:39,364 --> 00:54:41,186
Please don't be mad
at me about that.
1225
00:54:41,286 --> 00:54:43,708
- I just wish you would have
told me before you did this.
1226
00:54:43,808 --> 00:54:46,031
- Yeah, you're right.
I-I should have done that.
1227
00:54:46,131 --> 00:54:48,754
I guess it seemed like
a fun surprise in my mind.
1228
00:54:48,854 --> 00:54:50,916
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to kick him out?
1229
00:54:51,016 --> 00:54:52,037
Would that make you
feel better?
1230
00:54:52,137 --> 00:54:53,799
- No!
- Well, good,
1231
00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,721
'cause he's really big and I
don't know if I could take him.
1232
00:54:55,821 --> 00:54:58,163
- [sighs]
1233
00:54:58,263 --> 00:55:01,687
- Look, tonight
is gonna be great.
1234
00:55:01,787 --> 00:55:04,570
Look, seriously, you,
you worked hard on this.
1235
00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:06,371
Jack seems like
a really nice guy.
1236
00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:09,695
You are doing something kind
for someone else.
1237
00:55:09,795 --> 00:55:11,216
And who knows,
1238
00:55:11,316 --> 00:55:15,861
maybe the universe
wants him to be here,
1239
00:55:15,961 --> 00:55:17,743
okay?
1240
00:55:17,843 --> 00:55:22,668
- [sighs]
1241
00:55:22,768 --> 00:55:24,790
Okay.
1242
00:55:24,890 --> 00:55:26,952
[indistinct chatter]
1243
00:55:27,052 --> 00:55:28,954
- Zoey, you've gotta try
1244
00:55:29,054 --> 00:55:31,677
this new batch of eggnog
I whipped up.
1245
00:55:31,777 --> 00:55:33,779
- Okay.
1246
00:55:35,661 --> 00:55:36,962
[gulps]
1247
00:55:37,062 --> 00:55:39,285
That's, like, all alcohol.
1248
00:55:39,385 --> 00:55:41,687
Why did you change
my dad's recipe?
1249
00:55:41,787 --> 00:55:43,369
- No, no, no.
I didn't--I didn't change it.
1250
00:55:43,469 --> 00:55:45,050
I enhanced it.
1251
00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:47,813
I just wanted to get
everybody a little taste
1252
00:55:47,913 --> 00:55:51,377
of that sunset booze cruise
that we had booked for tonight.
1253
00:55:51,477 --> 00:55:53,139
- That reminds me.
1254
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,263
Um, well, since we're here
1255
00:55:57,363 --> 00:56:00,206
and not in Hawaii...
1256
00:56:04,410 --> 00:56:07,193
Would you please be seated?
Ladies and gentleman,
1257
00:56:07,293 --> 00:56:10,556
the first thing on the agenda
for this evening
1258
00:56:10,656 --> 00:56:13,639
is for us each
to open one present,
1259
00:56:13,739 --> 00:56:17,643
which is a classic Clarke
"night before" tradition.
1260
00:56:17,743 --> 00:56:19,726
So here you go, Emily.
1261
00:56:19,826 --> 00:56:22,809
- Thank you, Zoey.
- One for David.
1262
00:56:22,909 --> 00:56:25,772
- Thank you so much.
- And little baby Miles.
1263
00:56:25,872 --> 00:56:27,453
both: Aww.
1264
00:56:27,553 --> 00:56:31,457
- And mom.
And for our guests, Deb...
1265
00:56:31,557 --> 00:56:33,700
- Oh, thank you.
- And Max.
1266
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,141
- Thank you.
1267
00:56:35,241 --> 00:56:37,383
- Oh, I didn't get anything
for you, Jack,
1268
00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,105
'cause I didn't know
you were coming.
1269
00:56:39,205 --> 00:56:41,307
- Oh, please.
Don't even worry about me.
1270
00:56:41,407 --> 00:56:44,230
I'm just sitting here
nursing this eggnog.
1271
00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:46,433
Put a little hair on my chest.
- Oh, yeah.
1272
00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:49,235
- Uh, you, you know what, Jack?
You can have mine.
1273
00:56:49,335 --> 00:56:50,597
- Oh, I couldn't, Max.
- No.
1274
00:56:50,697 --> 00:56:52,439
I've already had
eight nights out.
1275
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:54,120
I'll be fine.
1276
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:55,962
- Thank you, Max.
That's very sweet of you.
1277
00:56:56,062 --> 00:56:58,405
- Of course.
- [mouthing] What?
1278
00:56:58,505 --> 00:57:00,927
- Socks?
You gave us socks?
1279
00:57:01,027 --> 00:57:02,809
- Another Clarke
family tradition.
1280
00:57:02,909 --> 00:57:05,532
- Mom and Deb,
I got you hula girls
1281
00:57:05,632 --> 00:57:07,053
'cause I feel guilty.
1282
00:57:07,153 --> 00:57:10,016
And, David,
I got you a keyboard.
1283
00:57:10,116 --> 00:57:12,659
- Sometimes I like to go
to town on the 88s.
1284
00:57:12,759 --> 00:57:14,821
- For Emily, I got mini gavels.
1285
00:57:14,921 --> 00:57:16,663
And then, oh,
for little baby Miles,
1286
00:57:16,763 --> 00:57:18,505
I got a lot of my face
1287
00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,867
so that he can always look
at his auntie.
1288
00:57:20,967 --> 00:57:24,631
And then for Max, Legos.
1289
00:57:24,731 --> 00:57:28,916
Um, Max--I mean, Jack.
1290
00:57:29,016 --> 00:57:32,279
- Yeah, I like to brag about
being a master brick builder.
1291
00:57:32,379 --> 00:57:34,761
- Well, also, the first day
that we met...
1292
00:57:34,861 --> 00:57:36,863
- Yeah, of course.
1293
00:57:40,107 --> 00:57:42,649
- Are you okay?
1294
00:57:42,749 --> 00:57:45,252
- Uh, um...
[clears throat]
1295
00:57:45,352 --> 00:57:47,735
I'm sorry, uh...
[sighs]
1296
00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:52,139
Well, uh, these just caught me
by surprise I guess.
1297
00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:55,783
- Oh, they're just socks.
1298
00:57:55,883 --> 00:57:57,745
- You know, I didn't--I
didn't have a lot growing up
1299
00:57:57,845 --> 00:58:01,228
and, uh--but
I did have this Lego set
1300
00:58:01,328 --> 00:58:04,471
that my father
gave me one Christmas,
1301
00:58:04,571 --> 00:58:07,715
and I played with it
all the time.
1302
00:58:07,815 --> 00:58:10,838
Anyway, these, uh--
1303
00:58:10,938 --> 00:58:12,520
these socks really, uh,
1304
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:15,102
really brought me back
to a moment in time.
1305
00:58:16,984 --> 00:58:18,566
Oh, my God.
And now here
1306
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:20,488
I am crying in front
of a bunch of strangers.
1307
00:58:20,588 --> 00:58:23,210
I'm sorry.
1308
00:58:23,310 --> 00:58:24,812
Thank you so much
1309
00:58:24,912 --> 00:58:28,336
for inviting me into your home
on Christmas Eve.
1310
00:58:28,436 --> 00:58:30,177
- We're happy to have you.
- You can come by anytime.
1311
00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:31,699
- Anytime, yeah.
- Yeah.
1312
00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,261
[bell rings]
- Well, uh,
1313
00:58:33,361 --> 00:58:37,145
that means it's almost dinner!
Whoo-whoo!
1314
00:58:37,245 --> 00:58:41,629
Uh, David, Emily,
Max, baby Miles,
1315
00:58:41,729 --> 00:58:43,431
do you guys wanna help me
put everything on the table?
1316
00:58:43,531 --> 00:58:45,273
- Sure.
1317
00:58:45,373 --> 00:58:49,197
[quirky music]
1318
00:58:49,297 --> 00:58:51,359
- You have a beautiful home.
1319
00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:53,962
- Thank you.
1320
00:58:54,062 --> 00:58:56,925
Would you like a tour?
1321
00:58:57,025 --> 00:58:58,406
- Sure.
1322
00:58:58,506 --> 00:59:03,091
- Deb, would you like to come?
1323
00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:04,452
- Nope.
1324
00:59:04,552 --> 00:59:07,755
[indistinct chatter]
1325
00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:11,059
- Hello, Susan.
1326
00:59:11,159 --> 00:59:13,822
I'm very excited
to see what you pulled off.
1327
00:59:13,922 --> 00:59:15,343
Mo's been glowing
about it all week.
1328
00:59:15,443 --> 00:59:18,987
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
1329
00:59:19,087 --> 00:59:22,270
[applause]
1330
00:59:22,370 --> 00:59:27,515
[scattered cheers]
1331
00:59:27,615 --> 00:59:30,999
all: ♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
1332
00:59:31,099 --> 00:59:35,123
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1333
00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:38,807
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
1334
00:59:38,907 --> 00:59:41,610
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1335
00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:44,613
- Stop!
This will never work.
1336
00:59:44,713 --> 00:59:47,856
Let's show them
what we really can do!
1337
00:59:47,956 --> 00:59:50,859
[bright music]
1338
00:59:50,959 --> 00:59:52,621
♪ ♪
1339
00:59:52,721 --> 00:59:55,344
♪ You're here
where you should be ♪
1340
00:59:55,444 --> 00:59:58,227
♪ Snow is falling
as the carolers sing ♪
1341
00:59:58,327 --> 01:00:01,470
♪ It just wasn't the same ♪
1342
01:00:01,570 --> 01:00:04,433
♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1343
01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:07,676
♪ Presents,
what a beautiful sight ♪
1344
01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:10,559
♪ Don't mean a thing
if you ain't holding me tight ♪
1345
01:00:10,659 --> 01:00:16,205
♪ You're all that I need
underneath the tree ♪
1346
01:00:16,305 --> 01:00:21,290
♪ Tonight I'm gonna
hold you close ♪
1347
01:00:21,390 --> 01:00:22,731
[children vocalizing]
1348
01:00:22,831 --> 01:00:25,814
♪ Make sure that you know ♪
1349
01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:30,459
♪ I was lost before you ♪
1350
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:33,142
♪ Christmas was
cold and gray ♪
1351
01:00:33,242 --> 01:00:34,864
[children vocalizing]
1352
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:40,349
♪ Another holiday
alone to celebrate ♪
1353
01:00:40,449 --> 01:00:46,035
♪ But then one day
everything changed ♪
1354
01:00:46,135 --> 01:00:49,679
♪ You're all I need
underneath the tree ♪
1355
01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:52,642
♪ You're here
where you should be ♪
1356
01:00:52,742 --> 01:00:55,524
♪ Snow is falling
as the carolers sing ♪
1357
01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:58,127
♪ It just wasn't the same ♪
1358
01:00:58,227 --> 01:01:03,092
♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1359
01:01:03,192 --> 01:01:06,095
♪ Presents,
what a beautiful sight ♪
1360
01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:09,419
♪ It don't mean a thing
if you ain't holding me tight ♪
1361
01:01:09,519 --> 01:01:13,182
♪ You're all that I need
underneath the ♪
1362
01:01:13,282 --> 01:01:18,468
♪ Underneath the tree ♪
1363
01:01:18,568 --> 01:01:22,952
[scattered applause]
1364
01:01:23,052 --> 01:01:24,274
Stop.
1365
01:01:24,374 --> 01:01:25,555
I believe I can speak
for all of us
1366
01:01:25,655 --> 01:01:28,157
when I say the holidays
are about the kids.
1367
01:01:28,257 --> 01:01:31,241
- Yeah.
[cheers and applause]
1368
01:01:31,341 --> 01:01:33,883
- Which is why
for my next song,
1369
01:01:33,983 --> 01:01:35,685
I will be singing
a childhood favorite,
1370
01:01:35,785 --> 01:01:37,247
"Frosty the Snowman."
1371
01:01:37,347 --> 01:01:40,330
It's not my favorite,
but kids like it so hit it!
1372
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,373
- Serving tray, serving tray.
Where are you, serving tray?
1373
01:01:43,473 --> 01:01:46,136
Max, wrong bowl.
You need a gravy boat.
1374
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:48,778
David, stop eating
the dinner rolls!
1375
01:01:48,878 --> 01:01:52,102
Emily, one more minute
on the Brussels sprouts.
1376
01:01:52,202 --> 01:01:54,224
Hey, can anyone make
a maple cranberry sauce?
1377
01:01:54,324 --> 01:01:56,386
Forget it.
I'll make it myself.
1378
01:01:56,486 --> 01:01:57,747
- You okay, Zoe?
- Yeah, uh-huh.
1379
01:01:57,847 --> 01:01:59,389
Sure, I just--
I had an idea in my head
1380
01:01:59,489 --> 01:02:00,911
about what this night
was gonna be like
1381
01:02:01,011 --> 01:02:04,795
and it doesn't seem to be
going in that direction.
1382
01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:08,318
And where is the damn serving
tray I need for the ham?
1383
01:02:08,418 --> 01:02:09,639
- What about those?
1384
01:02:09,739 --> 01:02:11,401
- Calla lily.
- Bingo!
1385
01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:15,966
Man, that's excellent.
And, um, and these?
1386
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,408
- Uh, nasturtium?
1387
01:02:18,508 --> 01:02:20,851
- Stumped the man
with amaryllis.
1388
01:02:20,951 --> 01:02:22,252
- Amaryllis?
- Yup.
1389
01:02:22,352 --> 01:02:25,576
- It gets me every time.
1390
01:02:25,676 --> 01:02:29,780
Hey, what are these?
1391
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,182
- Oh, oh, I found those
the other day.
1392
01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:35,786
I used to tap a bit
a lifetime ago.
1393
01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,108
- Hmm.
1394
01:02:38,208 --> 01:02:40,150
Can you show me?
- [chuckles]
1395
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,793
I don't think
that's a very good idea.
1396
01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:43,954
- Oh, come on.
I'll show you
1397
01:02:44,054 --> 01:02:46,557
I still know
how to cabbage patch.
1398
01:02:46,657 --> 01:02:48,519
- [laughs]
1399
01:02:48,619 --> 01:02:51,602
- Your turn.
Can you?
1400
01:02:51,702 --> 01:02:55,085
Come on.
Coast is clear.
1401
01:02:55,185 --> 01:02:57,648
- I cannot believe
I'm doing this.
1402
01:02:57,748 --> 01:03:00,451
[big band rendition
of "Jingle Bells" playing]
1403
01:03:00,551 --> 01:03:07,438
♪ ♪
1404
01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:23,594
[laughter]
1405
01:03:23,694 --> 01:03:26,557
- Outstanding!
Encore! Encore!
1406
01:03:26,657 --> 01:03:29,640
- No, no, no, no, no.
Don't press your luck, buddy.
1407
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:31,322
I should go check
on the dinner.
1408
01:03:31,422 --> 01:03:33,604
- Sure, um...
- Oh, tap shoes.
1409
01:03:33,704 --> 01:03:34,846
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
1410
01:03:34,946 --> 01:03:38,209
Sorry.
- Yeah.
1411
01:03:38,309 --> 01:03:41,652
- Oh.
1412
01:03:41,752 --> 01:03:43,334
- You certainly know
what that plant is.
1413
01:03:43,434 --> 01:03:45,436
- Yeah.
1414
01:03:48,639 --> 01:03:50,922
- Hey, Mom, do you know
where our serving tray--
1415
01:04:04,896 --> 01:04:06,097
- I found the serving tray.
- Okay, perfect, thank you.
1416
01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:07,719
- Hey, you want me to help
with the ham
1417
01:04:07,819 --> 01:04:09,060
even though I've never carved
anything before?
1418
01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:10,402
- You carved a place
in my heart.
1419
01:04:10,502 --> 01:04:11,923
- Oh, nicest thing
you ever said to me.
1420
01:04:12,023 --> 01:04:13,324
- Zoey, can I please talk
to you for a second?
1421
01:04:13,424 --> 01:04:14,806
- Hey, I can try
to help carve it too.
1422
01:04:14,906 --> 01:04:16,648
I once whittled a garden gnome
at summer camp.
1423
01:04:16,748 --> 01:04:18,129
- Honey.
- Everyone stop!
1424
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:19,731
[sighs]
1425
01:04:19,831 --> 01:04:21,253
Dad always used
to carve the ham.
1426
01:04:21,353 --> 01:04:23,375
And since I knew he wasn't
gonna be here tonight,
1427
01:04:23,475 --> 01:04:25,136
I spent hours watching
a YouTube video
1428
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,498
on how to do this which means
1429
01:04:26,598 --> 01:04:27,859
I have the whole frigging thing
figured out.
1430
01:04:27,959 --> 01:04:30,882
So can you please all get
the hell out of my kitchen?
1431
01:04:33,405 --> 01:04:36,288
[electric knife whirring]
Get the hell out of my kitchen!
1432
01:04:41,653 --> 01:04:47,919
[tranquil holiday music]
1433
01:04:48,019 --> 01:04:50,362
- Oh, wow.
Zoey, that looks great.
1434
01:04:50,462 --> 01:04:52,804
I've actually really been
craving some Big League Chew.
1435
01:04:52,904 --> 01:04:54,406
- David.
- Well, it was a lot harder
1436
01:04:54,506 --> 01:04:55,848
than it looked in the video.
1437
01:04:55,948 --> 01:04:57,329
And no one has to eat it
if they don't want to.
1438
01:04:57,429 --> 01:04:58,810
It is fine!
1439
01:04:58,910 --> 01:05:00,652
- Oh, I didn't...
- Mom, could I have some wine?
1440
01:05:00,752 --> 01:05:03,776
- Absolutely, after I pour
myself a second one.
1441
01:05:03,876 --> 01:05:05,697
- Hit me up too.
Would you, sister?
1442
01:05:05,797 --> 01:05:09,141
- Sure.
- Ooh, thank you.
1443
01:05:09,241 --> 01:05:11,864
- Well, I will say this looks
really delicious.
1444
01:05:11,964 --> 01:05:13,305
Stellar work, babe.
1445
01:05:13,405 --> 01:05:16,428
- Thank you.
- Wait, wait, what is this?
1446
01:05:16,528 --> 01:05:18,711
- Oh, it's
our Christmas newsletter
1447
01:05:18,811 --> 01:05:21,113
that we're emailing
Adam Gluck tomorrow morning.
1448
01:05:21,213 --> 01:05:22,995
- Tomorrow morning.
- So we wanted to show you all.
1449
01:05:23,095 --> 01:05:26,599
- This is incredible.
What a year you two had!
1450
01:05:26,699 --> 01:05:29,482
Wait, wait, you played piano
1451
01:05:29,582 --> 01:05:32,885
on "Watermelon Sugar"?
1452
01:05:32,985 --> 01:05:35,448
- Uh, in a way.
- Really? Let me see that.
1453
01:05:35,548 --> 01:05:37,009
- Oh, no. You don't have to.
It's like--it's not a big deal.
1454
01:05:37,109 --> 01:05:38,030
It's just something
we like threw together
1455
01:05:38,110 --> 01:05:39,852
and it's, it's, um...
1456
01:05:39,952 --> 01:05:41,494
- Wow, you won a non-televised
season of "The Amazing Race"?
1457
01:05:41,594 --> 01:05:43,576
- Yeah. Yeah.
1458
01:05:43,676 --> 01:05:45,578
Uh, but,
but one of the couples,
1459
01:05:45,678 --> 01:05:47,500
turns out they were
the producer's children
1460
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:48,861
and so they had to shelve
the whole thing.
1461
01:05:48,961 --> 01:05:50,222
- Oh.
1462
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:51,704
- Anyway, I feel like you
get the gist.
1463
01:05:51,804 --> 01:05:55,147
- We sure do.
Can I ask you something?
1464
01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:57,750
Why did you feel
the need to do that?
1465
01:05:57,850 --> 01:05:58,911
- Spite.
Vengeance.
1466
01:05:59,011 --> 01:06:00,072
- Pettiness.
Jealousy.
1467
01:06:00,172 --> 01:06:03,756
- Yeah.
Also, this was Max's idea.
1468
01:06:03,856 --> 01:06:06,079
- Hey, don't blame me for being
an out-of-the-box thinker.
1469
01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:07,720
- Wait, I'm sorry.
1470
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:10,643
Do you--do you have, like,
a real issue with this?
1471
01:06:10,743 --> 01:06:12,245
- I mean, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do,
1472
01:06:12,345 --> 01:06:13,846
but I'm not sure Dad would say
1473
01:06:13,946 --> 01:06:16,069
it's exactly
in the Christmas spirit.
1474
01:06:18,591 --> 01:06:21,374
- Hey, everybody, Zoey worked
really hard on this meal.
1475
01:06:21,474 --> 01:06:24,297
So let's, um, dig in
before it gets cold, okay?
1476
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,738
- Yeah, Mom, let's!
1477
01:06:25,838 --> 01:06:28,341
I'm sure you worked up
quite an appetite.
1478
01:06:28,441 --> 01:06:30,824
- Wow, this green bean
casserole is amazing!
1479
01:06:30,924 --> 01:06:33,666
- That's the one
that Jack made.
1480
01:06:33,766 --> 01:06:36,349
- This green bean casserole
is amazing!
1481
01:06:36,449 --> 01:06:38,191
- Thank you, Max.
- You're welcome.
1482
01:06:38,291 --> 01:06:39,713
- David, would you pass me
the ham, please?
1483
01:06:39,813 --> 01:06:41,194
- Absolutely, my friend.
1484
01:06:41,294 --> 01:06:42,515
- Braver man than I am.
- Uh-hmm.
1485
01:06:42,615 --> 01:06:43,917
- So actually,
it's a little heavy.
1486
01:06:44,017 --> 01:06:45,639
- Thank you.
Oh, God.
1487
01:06:45,739 --> 01:06:47,741
[all gasping]
1488
01:07:02,796 --> 01:07:05,659
[somber acoustic music]
1489
01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:12,646
♪ ♪
1490
01:07:16,169 --> 01:07:22,556
- ♪ So, so you think
you can tell ♪
1491
01:07:22,656 --> 01:07:25,999
♪ Heaven from hell ♪
1492
01:07:26,099 --> 01:07:29,763
♪ Blue skies from pain ♪
1493
01:07:29,863 --> 01:07:34,007
- ♪ Can you tell
a green field ♪
1494
01:07:34,107 --> 01:07:38,092
♪ From a cold steel rail? ♪
1495
01:07:38,192 --> 01:07:41,895
♪ A smile from a veil ♪
1496
01:07:41,995 --> 01:07:45,539
- ♪ Do you think
you can tell? ♪
1497
01:07:45,639 --> 01:07:50,104
♪ Did they get you to trade ♪
1498
01:07:50,204 --> 01:07:54,028
♪ Your heroes for ghosts? ♪
1499
01:07:54,128 --> 01:07:58,032
♪ Hot ashes for trees ♪
1500
01:07:58,132 --> 01:08:02,116
♪ Hot air for a cool breeze ♪
1501
01:08:02,216 --> 01:08:06,040
♪ Cold comfort for change ♪
1502
01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:09,443
- ♪ And did you exchange ♪
1503
01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:13,007
♪ A walk-on part in the war ♪
1504
01:08:13,107 --> 01:08:16,370
♪ For a leading role
in a cage? ♪
1505
01:08:16,470 --> 01:08:20,014
♪ ♪
1506
01:08:20,114 --> 01:08:26,661
all: ♪ How I wish,
how I wish you were here ♪
1507
01:08:26,761 --> 01:08:31,305
♪ We're just two lost souls
swimming in a fish bowl ♪
1508
01:08:31,405 --> 01:08:36,110
- ♪ Year after year ♪
1509
01:08:36,210 --> 01:08:39,754
- ♪ Running over
the same old ground ♪
1510
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,477
all: ♪ What have we found? ♪
1511
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,641
♪ The same old fears ♪
1512
01:08:46,741 --> 01:08:50,725
♪ Wish you were here ♪
1513
01:08:50,825 --> 01:08:57,672
♪ ♪
1514
01:08:59,474 --> 01:09:01,776
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
1515
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:03,538
- Are you all right?
- I am, I am.
1516
01:09:03,638 --> 01:09:04,779
- It wasn't your fault.
- Are you okay?
1517
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,141
- Yeah.
- Here, uh, let me help.
1518
01:09:06,241 --> 01:09:07,542
- It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
1519
01:09:07,642 --> 01:09:09,644
- No, do you have a broom?
- I got it.
1520
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,708
Can you please explain to me
how the man
1521
01:09:13,808 --> 01:09:17,993
breaks our snow globe
and then somehow,
1522
01:09:18,093 --> 01:09:21,396
I have to spend the whole night
making him feel better?
1523
01:09:21,496 --> 01:09:24,599
- I don't know.
Nothing makes sense any more.
1524
01:09:24,699 --> 01:09:26,701
[knock at door]
1525
01:09:28,783 --> 01:09:30,785
- Zoey?
1526
01:09:32,828 --> 01:09:35,250
Honey, can we talk about
what happened with me and Jack
1527
01:09:35,350 --> 01:09:36,692
before you go to sleep?
I don't wanna--
1528
01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:40,936
- We really don't need
to talk about it.
1529
01:09:41,036 --> 01:09:44,740
I just--I wasn't
expecting it, that's all.
1530
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,482
- I wasn't expecting it either.
1531
01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:54,990
- I mean, we should really get
some free Christmas trees
1532
01:09:55,090 --> 01:09:57,092
out of this or something.
1533
01:09:59,174 --> 01:10:02,317
- Agreed.
That's the least he could do.
1534
01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:04,920
Okay, well, good night, honey.
Good night, Max!
1535
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:07,643
- Good night, Maggie.
1536
01:10:07,743 --> 01:10:09,765
- Is he okay?
1537
01:10:09,865 --> 01:10:11,907
- I don't know.
Blame my cooking?
1538
01:10:15,150 --> 01:10:17,152
Wow.
1539
01:10:20,075 --> 01:10:22,978
You must really be upset
if you're lying next to Daryl
1540
01:10:23,078 --> 01:10:25,221
and it doesn't even bother you.
1541
01:10:25,321 --> 01:10:28,344
- I'm sorry I invited Jack
to dinner tonight.
1542
01:10:28,444 --> 01:10:31,427
I completely ruined Christmas.
1543
01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:33,269
- No.
1544
01:10:33,369 --> 01:10:36,872
It's not your fault.
It's mine.
1545
01:10:36,972 --> 01:10:40,796
[somber music]
1546
01:10:40,896 --> 01:10:42,718
- I'm trying to keep
everybody together
1547
01:10:42,818 --> 01:10:45,801
and...I don't know.
1548
01:10:45,901 --> 01:10:49,485
Holding on so tight
to some...
1549
01:10:49,585 --> 01:10:53,930
♪ ♪
1550
01:10:54,030 --> 01:10:57,073
Memory.
1551
01:11:02,078 --> 01:11:05,581
Maybe you were right.
[sighs]
1552
01:11:05,681 --> 01:11:08,144
Maybe we should have gone away.
1553
01:11:08,244 --> 01:11:12,709
[sniffles]
Just the two of us.
1554
01:11:12,809 --> 01:11:19,696
♪ ♪
1555
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:32,829
[jingle bells ringing]
1556
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,779
[soft suspenseful music]
1557
01:11:42,879 --> 01:11:49,766
♪ ♪
1558
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:08,885
[warm hopeful music]
1559
01:12:08,985 --> 01:12:15,832
♪ ♪
1560
01:12:21,238 --> 01:12:23,981
["Have Yourself A Merry
Little Christmas" playing]
1561
01:12:24,081 --> 01:12:30,387
♪ ♪
1562
01:12:30,487 --> 01:12:35,833
- ♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
1563
01:12:35,933 --> 01:12:37,835
♪ ♪
1564
01:12:37,935 --> 01:12:41,238
♪ Let your heart be light ♪
1565
01:12:41,338 --> 01:12:44,802
- Dad!
1566
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,844
- ♪ From now on ♪
1567
01:12:46,944 --> 01:12:53,370
♪ Our troubles
will be out of sight ♪
1568
01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:55,052
♪ ♪
1569
01:12:55,152 --> 01:12:57,294
- I am so glad you're here,
1570
01:12:57,394 --> 01:12:58,776
and at just
the right time, too,
1571
01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:01,779
'cause we have
a lot to discuss.
1572
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:03,300
- I'm aware.
1573
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,664
It sounds like my girl
had a rough night.
1574
01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:09,026
- Yeah, I mean,
1575
01:13:09,126 --> 01:13:12,430
I was just trying to throw
the perfect "Mitch Christmas"
1576
01:13:12,530 --> 01:13:15,953
for everyone,
but I don't know.
1577
01:13:16,053 --> 01:13:18,676
It turns out being you
is a lot harder
1578
01:13:18,776 --> 01:13:22,079
than I imagined.
- Well, I'm flattered.
1579
01:13:22,179 --> 01:13:23,521
But can I tell you
a little secret, honey?
1580
01:13:23,621 --> 01:13:26,204
No "Mitch Christmas"
was ever perfect.
1581
01:13:26,304 --> 01:13:29,127
There were plenty
of fights, tantrums,
1582
01:13:29,227 --> 01:13:31,689
angry scarfing down
of gingerbread cookies.
1583
01:13:31,789 --> 01:13:33,411
And that was just
your mother and I.
1584
01:13:33,511 --> 01:13:36,694
- [laughs]
- I think perfect
1585
01:13:36,794 --> 01:13:41,059
is only how you
remember it in your mind.
1586
01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:45,383
- Do you think that I...
I made a mistake?
1587
01:13:45,483 --> 01:13:46,624
Trying to keep
everyone together
1588
01:13:46,724 --> 01:13:47,986
for Christmas this year?
1589
01:13:48,086 --> 01:13:49,627
- No.
1590
01:13:49,727 --> 01:13:52,030
I think the only mistake
1591
01:13:52,130 --> 01:13:55,273
was trying to keep things
exactly like they were.
1592
01:13:55,373 --> 01:13:58,196
- I know, but I'm just...
1593
01:13:58,296 --> 01:14:00,278
I'm really trying
1594
01:14:00,378 --> 01:14:03,041
to keep you with us.
1595
01:14:03,141 --> 01:14:05,443
- I'm still here.
1596
01:14:05,543 --> 01:14:09,127
I'm right here and right here.
1597
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:11,690
And that's never going away.
1598
01:14:11,790 --> 01:14:14,412
And no one can
take that from you.
1599
01:14:14,512 --> 01:14:17,175
But I think you might
1600
01:14:17,275 --> 01:14:20,178
wanna think about
making some new memories,
1601
01:14:20,278 --> 01:14:22,020
creating some new traditions.
1602
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,864
- No, that's a really
hard thing for me to do
1603
01:14:25,964 --> 01:14:28,907
because it almost feels
like I'm betraying you.
1604
01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:31,390
♪ ♪
1605
01:14:31,490 --> 01:14:33,512
- That's not possible.
1606
01:14:33,612 --> 01:14:36,355
So how about you forget
about "perfect"
1607
01:14:36,455 --> 01:14:41,199
and instead embrace each day
that this life grants you?
1608
01:14:41,299 --> 01:14:42,881
♪ ♪
1609
01:14:42,981 --> 01:14:45,003
That seems pretty perfect
to me.
1610
01:14:45,103 --> 01:14:51,990
♪ ♪
1611
01:14:56,515 --> 01:15:02,621
♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
1612
01:15:02,721 --> 01:15:06,705
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
1613
01:15:06,805 --> 01:15:09,108
♪ ♪
1614
01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,630
♪ From now on♪
1615
01:15:11,730 --> 01:15:18,237
♪ Our troubles
will be miles away ♪
1616
01:15:18,337 --> 01:15:22,321
♪ ♪
1617
01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,483
♪ Through the years ♪
1618
01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:28,968
♪ We all will be together ♪
1619
01:15:29,068 --> 01:15:32,611
♪ If the fates allow ♪
1620
01:15:32,711 --> 01:15:35,174
♪ ♪
1621
01:15:35,274 --> 01:15:38,578
♪ Hang a shining star ♪
1622
01:15:38,678 --> 01:15:43,422
♪ Upon the highest bough ♪
1623
01:15:43,522 --> 01:15:47,266
♪ ♪
1624
01:15:47,366 --> 01:15:50,590
♪ Have yourself ♪
1625
01:15:50,690 --> 01:15:56,916
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
1626
01:15:57,016 --> 01:15:57,957
♪ ♪
1627
01:15:58,057 --> 01:16:02,882
♪ Now ♪
1628
01:16:02,982 --> 01:16:09,869
♪ ♪
1629
01:16:17,477 --> 01:16:21,341
[bright holiday music]
1630
01:16:21,441 --> 01:16:23,183
- [baby laughing]
1631
01:16:23,283 --> 01:16:25,024
[indistinct chatter]
1632
01:16:25,124 --> 01:16:26,786
- Finally.
She awakens.
1633
01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:28,228
- Merry Christmas, everyone.
1634
01:16:28,328 --> 01:16:29,329
- Can we please start
opening presents now?
1635
01:16:29,409 --> 01:16:31,351
- Oh, that's sweet, babe.
1636
01:16:31,451 --> 01:16:34,434
You must have something you're
really excited to give Miles.
1637
01:16:34,534 --> 01:16:36,196
- Yeah.
Exactly, Miles, mm-hmm.
1638
01:16:36,296 --> 01:16:38,418
- Before we start,
I have something to say.
1639
01:16:40,380 --> 01:16:45,165
Uh, I know that
I was pretty...
1640
01:16:45,265 --> 01:16:49,529
intense and inflexible
last night.
1641
01:16:49,629 --> 01:16:52,692
- I described the experience
to my parents as "harrowing."
1642
01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:55,015
- Fair.
1643
01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:57,537
I realize now that I was
clearly holding onto something,
1644
01:16:57,637 --> 01:17:01,021
something that--wait.
1645
01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,623
Where's Max?
1646
01:17:02,723 --> 01:17:05,746
- We thought he was
in bed with you.
1647
01:17:05,846 --> 01:17:07,588
You know,
you guys aren't married,
1648
01:17:07,688 --> 01:17:11,071
so, maybe, I should I make him
sleep in--oh, screw it.
1649
01:17:11,171 --> 01:17:12,833
- Wait, I think, I might know
where he might be.
1650
01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:15,215
Uh, I'll be right back.
1651
01:17:17,738 --> 01:17:19,440
Don't open any presents
without me.
1652
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:20,841
[upbeat music]
1653
01:17:20,941 --> 01:17:24,605
- I'm talking to you,
David Aaron Clarke.
1654
01:17:24,705 --> 01:17:27,768
♪ ♪
1655
01:17:27,868 --> 01:17:30,210
- I'll be back in a bit, too.
1656
01:17:30,310 --> 01:17:34,655
♪ ♪
1657
01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:38,299
- Stop staring at them.
It's weird.
1658
01:17:38,399 --> 01:17:40,060
Don't smell it either.
1659
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,382
- Yeah.
It was really cool, like, oh.
1660
01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:42,863
- You do?
1661
01:17:42,963 --> 01:17:44,665
- Uh-huh.
- Try it, oh, I wanna try it.
1662
01:17:44,765 --> 01:17:45,906
- All right.
Well...
1663
01:17:46,006 --> 01:17:47,148
- Well, the gifts
were a huge hit.
1664
01:17:47,248 --> 01:17:48,549
- Duh.
I'm basically Black Santa
1665
01:17:48,649 --> 01:17:50,071
and you're my Mrs. Claus.
1666
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,872
- [laughs]
1667
01:17:51,972 --> 01:17:54,115
- So do you wanna tell me
1668
01:17:54,215 --> 01:17:55,876
why you were so cold to me
after the pageant?
1669
01:17:55,976 --> 01:17:57,638
I haven't gotten
that kind of response
1670
01:17:57,738 --> 01:17:59,800
since I played both Romeo
and Juliet in middle school.
1671
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,202
- My apologies.
1672
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:04,926
You were as transcendent
as ever.
1673
01:18:05,026 --> 01:18:06,727
- Why do I feel
like a "but's" coming?
1674
01:18:06,827 --> 01:18:08,890
- The "but" is that,
as wonderful as you were,
1675
01:18:08,990 --> 01:18:11,632
that wasn't really the purpose
of the holiday pageant.
1676
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:14,775
It was meant to give
the children a chance to shine.
1677
01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,377
- Their costumes shined.
1678
01:18:16,477 --> 01:18:18,259
- You put them in
the background, Mo.
1679
01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:20,181
- You liked me getting involved
in the kids' lives
1680
01:18:20,281 --> 01:18:23,905
and said if I had any tips
to give them and I did.
1681
01:18:24,005 --> 01:18:26,627
I just wanted the night
to be great.
1682
01:18:26,727 --> 01:18:28,990
- I appreciate that.
1683
01:18:29,090 --> 01:18:32,914
And I love you having
a relationship with them.
1684
01:18:33,014 --> 01:18:36,197
But sometimes, especially
when it comes to kids...
1685
01:18:36,297 --> 01:18:40,602
you have to learn how to think
outside of yourself.
1686
01:18:40,702 --> 01:18:41,843
Who wants some hot cocoa?
1687
01:18:41,943 --> 01:18:43,685
- Yay!
- Yay! Go!
1688
01:18:43,785 --> 01:18:45,607
- Yay!
- Whoo-hoo!
1689
01:18:45,707 --> 01:18:48,610
[somber music]
1690
01:18:48,710 --> 01:18:51,853
♪ ♪
1691
01:18:51,953 --> 01:18:55,697
- I wanted to tell you that
1692
01:18:55,797 --> 01:18:58,860
I kissed a guy
1693
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,143
under the mistletoe last night.
1694
01:19:02,243 --> 01:19:04,646
That's not even the worst part.
[laughs]
1695
01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:11,473
I also tap danced for him, too.
1696
01:19:11,573 --> 01:19:14,116
And...
1697
01:19:14,216 --> 01:19:17,199
it felt strange, Mitch,
like really strange.
1698
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:21,043
Like, um, maybe I don't even
know how to do this.
1699
01:19:21,143 --> 01:19:23,645
The whole thing's strange.
1700
01:19:23,745 --> 01:19:27,569
And I know...everyone keeps
telling me
1701
01:19:27,669 --> 01:19:30,212
that I'm supposed to move on
1702
01:19:30,312 --> 01:19:33,615
and I know that you want me
to move on
1703
01:19:33,715 --> 01:19:37,739
but, um...
1704
01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:41,463
I hit the jackpot with you,
1705
01:19:41,563 --> 01:19:46,588
and it is gonna be really hard
to just bounce back from that.
1706
01:19:46,688 --> 01:19:49,471
♪ ♪
1707
01:19:49,571 --> 01:19:52,334
So, um, so here's
what I'm thinking.
1708
01:19:54,937 --> 01:19:57,039
I think that I'm gonna
just keep learning
1709
01:19:57,139 --> 01:20:00,723
how to stand
on my own two feet again.
1710
01:20:00,823 --> 01:20:03,405
Maybe I will even take
some tap classes
1711
01:20:03,505 --> 01:20:05,688
to help me find my balance,
1712
01:20:05,788 --> 01:20:09,572
you know, and then
when I feel more comfortable
1713
01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,694
just being Maggie
1714
01:20:11,794 --> 01:20:14,096
instead of...
1715
01:20:14,196 --> 01:20:17,039
"Mitch and Maggie..."
1716
01:20:18,881 --> 01:20:21,183
Maybe then we'll revisit
the whole idea
1717
01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:23,866
of seeing other people.
1718
01:20:23,966 --> 01:20:25,948
How's that sound?
1719
01:20:26,048 --> 01:20:28,831
♪ ♪
1720
01:20:28,931 --> 01:20:31,814
I think so, too.
1721
01:20:36,218 --> 01:20:38,761
I miss you.
1722
01:20:38,861 --> 01:20:41,744
I love you.
1723
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,309
But you know all that already.
1724
01:20:50,953 --> 01:20:54,117
Merry Christmas, Mitch.
1725
01:21:03,286 --> 01:21:05,288
[seagulls squawking]
1726
01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:09,512
- I think you should
at least open my gift
1727
01:21:09,612 --> 01:21:12,375
before you get
this mad about it.
1728
01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:25,488
Is this still about Jack?
1729
01:21:25,588 --> 01:21:30,413
Because honestly,
I am equally at fault.
1730
01:21:30,513 --> 01:21:31,615
- I heard your whole family
1731
01:21:31,715 --> 01:21:35,178
sing a heart song
last night, Zo.
1732
01:21:35,278 --> 01:21:40,023
There was just so much pain
and vulnerability in it.
1733
01:21:40,123 --> 01:21:43,386
And I couldn't help but feel
like I made that happen.
1734
01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:46,890
I invited that man.
I caused all that suffering.
1735
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:52,095
- Max, the pain was there.
1736
01:21:54,097 --> 01:21:56,880
The pain is always there.
1737
01:21:56,980 --> 01:22:01,285
That's what grief
and mourning is.
1738
01:22:01,385 --> 01:22:03,807
But it's getting better
1739
01:22:03,907 --> 01:22:07,371
and it's gonna keep
getting better, I know it.
1740
01:22:07,471 --> 01:22:10,494
- Yeah, you know what's
not gonna get better?
1741
01:22:10,594 --> 01:22:14,238
All of this guilt and shame
I now have inside of me.
1742
01:22:15,118 --> 01:22:16,900
- All because of
a broken snow globe?
1743
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,583
- No, because of the way
I treated you
1744
01:22:19,683 --> 01:22:22,206
ever since the moment
you told me you had this power.
1745
01:22:23,887 --> 01:22:25,669
Honestly, how many times
have I hammered you
1746
01:22:25,769 --> 01:22:28,152
over the lack of equality
in our relationship?
1747
01:22:28,252 --> 01:22:30,394
All because you could hear
my heart songs
1748
01:22:30,494 --> 01:22:32,556
and I couldn't hear yours?
1749
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:35,479
I was so focused on
how your powers made me feel
1750
01:22:35,579 --> 01:22:38,242
that I never thought about
the toll they took on you.
1751
01:22:38,342 --> 01:22:40,805
And that sucks.
1752
01:22:40,905 --> 01:22:43,888
Because this...is so much
1753
01:22:43,988 --> 01:22:46,270
for one human being to take on.
1754
01:22:48,953 --> 01:22:53,417
- It is.
It's a lot to carry.
1755
01:22:53,517 --> 01:22:58,382
And, uh, sometimes
other people's pain can be...
1756
01:22:58,482 --> 01:23:00,945
overwhelming.
1757
01:23:01,045 --> 01:23:04,248
- Which is why I should have
been more understanding of you.
1758
01:23:06,290 --> 01:23:08,272
I'm so sorry for how I acted.
1759
01:23:08,372 --> 01:23:09,874
- Max, listen to me.
1760
01:23:09,974 --> 01:23:12,396
There's no way you could have
known what it's like...
1761
01:23:12,496 --> 01:23:17,922
♪ ♪
1762
01:23:18,022 --> 01:23:21,886
Unless...
1763
01:23:21,986 --> 01:23:24,769
Max...
- Hmm?
1764
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:28,373
- What if this is why
you got the power?
1765
01:23:28,473 --> 01:23:31,696
So that you could feel
what I feel
1766
01:23:31,796 --> 01:23:37,142
and understand
what I experience every day.
1767
01:23:37,242 --> 01:23:40,225
And if empathy is the reason
1768
01:23:40,325 --> 01:23:44,028
the universe
gave you this, then...
1769
01:23:44,128 --> 01:23:48,353
we are just going to keep
getting stronger and stronger.
1770
01:23:48,453 --> 01:23:49,674
Because...
[sighs]
1771
01:23:49,774 --> 01:23:53,038
[warm pop music]
1772
01:23:53,138 --> 01:23:57,002
♪ ♪
1773
01:23:57,102 --> 01:23:59,484
♪ Lying in my bed ♪
1774
01:23:59,584 --> 01:24:04,529
♪ I hear the clock tick
and think of you ♪
1775
01:24:04,629 --> 01:24:07,532
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
1776
01:24:07,632 --> 01:24:11,296
- ♪ Confusion is
nothing new ♪
1777
01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:15,260
- ♪ Flashback,
warm nights ♪
1778
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:19,184
- ♪ Almost left behind ♪
1779
01:24:19,284 --> 01:24:23,268
♪ Suitcase of memories ♪
1780
01:24:23,368 --> 01:24:25,190
♪ Time after ♪
1781
01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:27,753
- ♪ Sometimes you picture me ♪
1782
01:24:27,853 --> 01:24:32,037
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪
1783
01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:35,481
both: ♪ You're calling to me ♪
1784
01:24:35,581 --> 01:24:39,284
♪ I can't hear
what you've said ♪
1785
01:24:39,384 --> 01:24:42,688
- ♪ Then you say,
"Go slow" ♪
1786
01:24:42,788 --> 01:24:46,171
- ♪ I fall behind ♪
1787
01:24:46,271 --> 01:24:50,015
both: ♪ The second hand
unwinds ♪
1788
01:24:50,115 --> 01:24:51,777
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪
1789
01:24:51,877 --> 01:24:54,620
♪ And you will find me ♪
1790
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,102
♪ Time after time ♪
1791
01:24:57,202 --> 01:24:59,465
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪
1792
01:24:59,565 --> 01:25:01,627
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
1793
01:25:01,727 --> 01:25:04,710
♪ Time after time ♪
1794
01:25:04,810 --> 01:25:06,472
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪
1795
01:25:06,572 --> 01:25:09,074
♪ And you will find me ♪
1796
01:25:09,174 --> 01:25:12,198
♪ Time after time ♪
1797
01:25:12,298 --> 01:25:14,400
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪
1798
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,642
♪ I will be waiting ♪
1799
01:25:16,742 --> 01:25:19,925
♪ Time after time ♪
1800
01:25:20,025 --> 01:25:22,888
- ♪ After my picture fades ♪
1801
01:25:22,988 --> 01:25:25,171
♪ And darkness ♪
1802
01:25:25,271 --> 01:25:28,814
[voice growing fainter]
♪ Has turned to gray ♪
1803
01:25:28,914 --> 01:25:32,178
- ♪ Watching through windows ♪
1804
01:25:32,278 --> 01:25:36,342
♪ You're wondering
if I'm okay ♪
1805
01:25:36,442 --> 01:25:39,705
♪ ♪
1806
01:25:39,805 --> 01:25:41,807
I can't hear you.
1807
01:25:45,131 --> 01:25:48,274
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪
1808
01:25:48,374 --> 01:25:51,998
♪ If you're lost you can look
and you will find me ♪
1809
01:25:52,098 --> 01:25:55,441
♪ Time after time ♪
1810
01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:57,804
♪ If you fall
I will catch you ♪
1811
01:25:57,904 --> 01:26:00,386
♪ ♪
1812
01:26:04,350 --> 01:26:08,434
I think they're...gone.
1813
01:26:11,277 --> 01:26:13,640
- It's okay.
1814
01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:35,322
- I think it's a nice gift and
I feel like I'm pulling it off.
1815
01:26:35,422 --> 01:26:37,003
I'm just--I'm not really sure
if it's me.
1816
01:26:37,103 --> 01:26:38,525
- It's not.
1817
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:41,288
Hey, so, are we sending
this newsletter or what?
1818
01:26:41,388 --> 01:26:44,211
- Okay, so I was thinking about
it all night especially...
1819
01:26:44,311 --> 01:26:45,932
- Hmm.
- After Jack and Deb,
1820
01:26:46,032 --> 01:26:48,495
you know, bought all
our ridiculous lies
1821
01:26:48,595 --> 01:26:50,537
and Zoey got in my head and...
- Mm-hmm.
1822
01:26:50,637 --> 01:26:52,980
- I actually--I wrote
a different letter,
1823
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:54,861
and I was thinking
1824
01:26:54,961 --> 01:26:57,764
that maybe we should
send this one instead.
1825
01:26:59,606 --> 01:27:03,270
- Okay.
"Hey, Adam.
1826
01:27:03,370 --> 01:27:05,272
"We were gonna send you
a fake newsletter
1827
01:27:05,372 --> 01:27:08,675
"saying all the amazing things
we did this year.
1828
01:27:08,775 --> 01:27:12,779
But that's not true.
We had a really tough year."
1829
01:27:14,902 --> 01:27:17,044
"My dad died.
1830
01:27:17,144 --> 01:27:19,326
"I left my job.
1831
01:27:19,426 --> 01:27:24,011
"Emily suffered from some very
intense postpartum depression.
1832
01:27:24,111 --> 01:27:27,615
"If anything, we were all
just trying to...
1833
01:27:27,715 --> 01:27:29,817
"get by.
1834
01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:34,301
"But here's the thing:
we're still here.
1835
01:27:34,401 --> 01:27:36,984
"We can still make
each other laugh.
1836
01:27:37,084 --> 01:27:39,667
"We have a great kid.
1837
01:27:39,767 --> 01:27:41,709
"And we don't need to pretend
our life is better
1838
01:27:41,809 --> 01:27:45,353
"just for your benefit.
So have a great holiday
1839
01:27:45,453 --> 01:27:48,776
and maybe take us off
the Christmas list next year."
1840
01:27:52,259 --> 01:27:55,603
Wow, David.
That's, um...
1841
01:27:55,703 --> 01:27:57,365
that's very brave.
1842
01:27:57,465 --> 01:27:59,687
And heartfelt.
1843
01:27:59,787 --> 01:28:02,069
It's very powerful, babe.
1844
01:28:04,712 --> 01:28:05,953
- You still think we should
send the other one, don't you?
1845
01:28:06,033 --> 01:28:09,057
- Most definitely.
- Yeah.
1846
01:28:09,157 --> 01:28:12,020
- [chuckles]
1847
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,501
- Okay, yes, I may have
opened up a few of the gifts
1848
01:28:13,601 --> 01:28:14,622
and I know that wasn't
part of the plan,
1849
01:28:14,722 --> 01:28:15,863
but before you say
anything, just...
1850
01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:18,346
- Don't worry about it.
- Oh.
1851
01:28:18,446 --> 01:28:21,389
- What...does that mean?
Is this a test?
1852
01:28:21,489 --> 01:28:22,951
Like an escape room
where they actually kill you?
1853
01:28:23,051 --> 01:28:25,914
- No.
[laughs]
1854
01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:29,417
It's fine, really.
1855
01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:32,881
- It is, for real.
1856
01:28:32,981 --> 01:28:37,445
- Oh, okay.
So, uh, now what?
1857
01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,207
We're going to like just, uh,
wait for Mom
1858
01:28:39,307 --> 01:28:40,448
and open up
the rest of the gifts?
1859
01:28:40,548 --> 01:28:42,050
- Make pancakes...
1860
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:43,531
- Do our annual Christmas nap
and then...
1861
01:28:43,631 --> 01:28:45,133
- I have a different idea.
Instead of doing
1862
01:28:45,233 --> 01:28:48,777
what we always do, I think
it's time we mixed it up.
1863
01:28:48,877 --> 01:28:51,419
Bring in some new traditions.
1864
01:28:51,519 --> 01:28:53,381
Try something else
for Christmas.
1865
01:28:53,481 --> 01:28:56,985
[upbeat pop music]
1866
01:28:57,085 --> 01:29:04,152
♪ ♪
1867
01:29:04,252 --> 01:29:05,353
- ♪ Holiday, holiday,
holiday ♪
1868
01:29:05,453 --> 01:29:07,195
- Hi.
You look wonderful.
1869
01:29:07,295 --> 01:29:09,197
- Look at you.
- ♪ Make it up on holiday ♪
1870
01:29:09,297 --> 01:29:11,760
♪ Our holiday, holiday ♪
1871
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:15,404
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, holiday ♪
1872
01:29:15,504 --> 01:29:16,885
♪ Holiday ♪
1873
01:29:16,985 --> 01:29:18,687
♪ Make it up on holiday ♪
1874
01:29:18,787 --> 01:29:20,208
♪ Our holiday ♪
1875
01:29:20,308 --> 01:29:22,050
♪ Holiday ♪
1876
01:29:22,150 --> 01:29:24,413
♪ It's a holiday ♪
1877
01:29:24,513 --> 01:29:26,495
♪ Hey! ♪
1878
01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:28,417
♪ ♪
1879
01:29:28,517 --> 01:29:30,018
- Excuse me...
1880
01:29:30,118 --> 01:29:33,222
- As I live and breathe,
my heart just grew three sizes.
1881
01:29:33,322 --> 01:29:34,703
The entire Clarke family
is here
1882
01:29:34,803 --> 01:29:35,904
at my Christmas Carol-oke.
1883
01:29:36,004 --> 01:29:37,306
To what do I owe this pleasure?
1884
01:29:37,406 --> 01:29:38,587
- Uh, they just wanna make sure
1885
01:29:38,687 --> 01:29:39,628
you don't burn down
our restaurant.
1886
01:29:39,728 --> 01:29:41,190
Oh, wait,
no, that was actually me.
1887
01:29:41,290 --> 01:29:42,911
- Hmm.
- Mwah.
1888
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,235
- Thank you for having us.
- The place looks amazing.
1889
01:29:46,335 --> 01:29:48,958
- "Hi, Aunt Mo!
I'm drunk on breast milk!"
1890
01:29:49,058 --> 01:29:50,639
- Oh, can I get
you guys anything?
1891
01:29:50,739 --> 01:29:52,841
- No, no, no, go, we are good.
We're fine.
1892
01:29:52,941 --> 01:29:54,803
- Okay.
- [laughs]
1893
01:29:54,903 --> 01:29:56,886
You do know your entire
workplace is here, right?
1894
01:29:56,986 --> 01:29:58,247
- That might be Max's fault.
1895
01:29:58,347 --> 01:29:59,688
I think he posted
the party on Instagram
1896
01:29:59,788 --> 01:30:00,890
and they'll show up
to anything.
1897
01:30:00,990 --> 01:30:02,772
- And what is your excuse?
1898
01:30:02,872 --> 01:30:05,374
Because this party is for lost
souls with nowhere else to go.
1899
01:30:05,474 --> 01:30:09,218
- Yeah, that sounds just right.
- [laughs]
1900
01:30:09,318 --> 01:30:12,501
- Also I can't think of
any place I'd rather be.
1901
01:30:12,601 --> 01:30:15,464
- You mean it? [laughs]
1902
01:30:15,564 --> 01:30:17,186
With that, go find your light
1903
01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:19,268
and make some memories
and sing something.
1904
01:30:19,368 --> 01:30:21,751
Except "Sweet Caroline."
That song sucks.
1905
01:30:21,851 --> 01:30:23,432
- I love that song.
- [laughs]
1906
01:30:23,532 --> 01:30:24,754
Do you wanna get a drink?
1907
01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:27,557
- Yes.
- Oh, no! Oh, Tobin!
1908
01:30:27,657 --> 01:30:29,318
The ski trip, what happened?
1909
01:30:29,418 --> 01:30:32,842
- Oh, this is nothing.
You should see the other guy!
1910
01:30:32,942 --> 01:30:35,745
- You mean the mountain?
- Yeah.
1911
01:30:37,947 --> 01:30:40,330
- Oh, hey!
It's the Clarkemans!
1912
01:30:40,430 --> 01:30:43,333
- Hey! Uh, how was birding
with the family?
1913
01:30:43,433 --> 01:30:44,734
- Oh, incredible!
1914
01:30:44,834 --> 01:30:46,936
We got a photo of
the rare two-eared quetzal.
1915
01:30:47,036 --> 01:30:48,698
And I called my ex
at the Audobon Society and he--
1916
01:30:48,798 --> 01:30:50,420
- Yeah, that sounds super cool!
We're gonna grab a drink.
1917
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:52,141
- Right, he was, like, oh,
yeah, no, we can do the thing.
1918
01:30:52,241 --> 01:30:54,584
Okay.
- What's up, bro?
1919
01:30:54,684 --> 01:30:56,065
- [laughs]
1920
01:30:56,165 --> 01:30:57,467
- You don't have a drink
in your hand.
1921
01:30:57,567 --> 01:30:58,908
What can I make the two of you?
1922
01:30:59,008 --> 01:31:00,670
- Mezcal mule for me, bruh.
- Glass of wine.
1923
01:31:00,770 --> 01:31:03,753
- Done and done.
- Hi.
1924
01:31:03,853 --> 01:31:05,275
Okay.
1925
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:07,477
So, Christmas Eve with mom
and the new husband.
1926
01:31:07,577 --> 01:31:09,119
How was it?
1927
01:31:09,219 --> 01:31:10,960
- I'm not gonna lie.
It was a little weird at first
1928
01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:14,604
but...it was nice seeing
my mom so happy.
1929
01:31:14,704 --> 01:31:16,326
Which I guess is
all that matters, right?
1930
01:31:16,426 --> 01:31:18,168
Oh, before I forget...
- Yes.
1931
01:31:18,268 --> 01:31:20,130
- I brought you
both back souvenirs.
1932
01:31:20,230 --> 01:31:21,331
- Oh.
- Thank you.
1933
01:31:21,431 --> 01:31:23,213
- Max.
- Presents.
1934
01:31:23,313 --> 01:31:25,575
- Bro, I got you some "I heart
Las Vegas" golf balls
1935
01:31:25,675 --> 01:31:28,498
because I think it's time we
start playing a sport together
1936
01:31:28,598 --> 01:31:30,180
which you,
of course, will lose.
1937
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:31,421
- [laughs]
1938
01:31:31,521 --> 01:31:33,143
- I will see you
on the greens, pal!
1939
01:31:33,243 --> 01:31:36,486
- Okay.
And for you...
1940
01:31:39,089 --> 01:31:41,792
Now, no matter what you're
feeling over the holidays,
1941
01:31:41,892 --> 01:31:44,474
you can always look at this,
shake it up,
1942
01:31:44,574 --> 01:31:47,577
and think
"At least I'm not in Vegas."
1943
01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:53,203
- Did you tell him?
- I...
1944
01:31:53,303 --> 01:31:56,166
[sentimental music]
1945
01:31:56,266 --> 01:31:57,568
♪ ♪
1946
01:31:57,668 --> 01:32:01,251
- Thank you.
I love it.
1947
01:32:01,351 --> 01:32:06,156
You know what, it is now
our new official centerpiece.
1948
01:32:07,998 --> 01:32:10,821
- Excuse me, can I have you
beautiful people's attention?
1949
01:32:10,921 --> 01:32:13,804
[cheers and applause]
1950
01:32:17,007 --> 01:32:19,149
- Okay, first of all, I would
like to thank you all
1951
01:32:19,249 --> 01:32:23,073
for coming to my eighth Annual
Christmas Carol-oke Party.
1952
01:32:23,173 --> 01:32:26,517
[cheers and applause]
1953
01:32:26,617 --> 01:32:28,999
Ooh, and I can already tell
I like this venue
1954
01:32:29,099 --> 01:32:30,401
more than my apartment.
1955
01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:32,963
And we will see you all
next year, okay?
1956
01:32:33,063 --> 01:32:35,286
And with that, let's give
a round of applause
1957
01:32:35,386 --> 01:32:37,168
to my partner in crime, Max...
1958
01:32:37,268 --> 01:32:40,331
for graciously saying "Yes"
1959
01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:42,093
for this magical evening
1960
01:32:42,193 --> 01:32:44,655
and for splitting the liquor
and food bill without knowing.
1961
01:32:44,755 --> 01:32:46,697
- Oh, in that case,
party's over, everybody!
1962
01:32:46,797 --> 01:32:49,500
Have a great night.
Kidding.
1963
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,503
- We all know that the holidays
are about family,
1964
01:32:52,603 --> 01:32:55,266
whether it be your family
or your chosen family.
1965
01:32:55,366 --> 01:32:58,429
And no Mo-ccasion
would be complete
1966
01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:04,475
without a little
♪ song ♪
1967
01:33:04,575 --> 01:33:06,397
But...
[cheers and applause]
1968
01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:09,641
This year, we're gonna
do things a little different
1969
01:33:09,741 --> 01:33:12,964
because someone
that I care so much about
1970
01:33:13,064 --> 01:33:15,727
didn't get her chance
to shine so,
1971
01:33:15,827 --> 01:33:19,450
Amirah, will you come up here
and sing a song for us?
1972
01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:22,734
[cheers and applause]
1973
01:33:22,834 --> 01:33:25,677
- [laughs]
What do you wanna sing?
1974
01:33:27,679 --> 01:33:29,821
And she has taste.
I like it.
1975
01:33:29,921 --> 01:33:32,564
She got that from me, Perry.
[laughter]
1976
01:33:35,487 --> 01:33:38,309
["What Christmas Means To Me"
playing]
1977
01:33:38,409 --> 01:33:41,272
[upbeat piano music]
1978
01:33:41,372 --> 01:33:44,756
♪ ♪
1979
01:33:44,856 --> 01:33:46,918
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1980
01:33:47,018 --> 01:33:48,960
♪ Candles burnin' low ♪
1981
01:33:49,060 --> 01:33:52,484
♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪
1982
01:33:52,584 --> 01:33:55,447
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
1983
01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:58,009
♪ Everywhere we go ♪
1984
01:33:58,109 --> 01:34:00,772
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
1985
01:34:00,872 --> 01:34:03,695
♪ Right outside my door ♪
1986
01:34:03,795 --> 01:34:06,858
♪ All these things and more ♪
1987
01:34:06,958 --> 01:34:08,981
♪ All these... ♪
crowd: ♪ And more ♪
1988
01:34:09,081 --> 01:34:12,024
- ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
1989
01:34:12,124 --> 01:34:14,786
crowd: ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
1990
01:34:14,886 --> 01:34:17,789
♪ ♪
1991
01:34:17,889 --> 01:34:20,432
[cheers and applause]
1992
01:34:20,532 --> 01:34:22,875
♪ ♪ I see your smilin' face ♪
1993
01:34:22,975 --> 01:34:25,878
- ♪ Like I've never
seen before ♪
1994
01:34:25,978 --> 01:34:29,441
- ♪ Even though
I love ya madly ♪
1995
01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:31,964
- ♪ It seems I ♪
both: ♪ Love you more ♪
1996
01:34:32,064 --> 01:34:34,606
- ♪ The little card
you give me ♪
1997
01:34:34,706 --> 01:34:37,609
♪ Will touch my heart
for sure ♪
1998
01:34:37,709 --> 01:34:40,613
- ♪ All these things
and more, darling ♪
1999
01:34:40,713 --> 01:34:41,894
- ♪ All these things
and more... ♪
2000
01:34:41,994 --> 01:34:43,495
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Darling ♪
2001
01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:45,658
- ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
2002
01:34:45,758 --> 01:34:46,819
- ♪ That's what Christmas ♪
2003
01:34:46,919 --> 01:34:49,742
- So...how we doing?
2004
01:34:49,842 --> 01:34:52,344
Still bummed you can't hear
heart songs anymore?
2005
01:34:52,444 --> 01:34:54,627
- I mean, it was fun
while it lasted,
2006
01:34:54,727 --> 01:34:57,389
but clearly I should leave
the heavy heart song lifting
2007
01:34:57,489 --> 01:34:58,991
to the experts.
- Okay.
2008
01:34:59,091 --> 01:35:00,833
You know what,
if you ever wanna know
2009
01:35:00,933 --> 01:35:04,196
what's going on inside my head,
just ask me and I'll tell you.
2010
01:35:04,296 --> 01:35:06,118
- Oh, you mean, like two
healthy, normal,
2011
01:35:06,218 --> 01:35:07,720
communicative people
in a relationship?
2012
01:35:07,820 --> 01:35:09,762
- Yeah, just like that.
2013
01:35:09,862 --> 01:35:11,604
- ♪ Happiness
in the coming year ♪
2014
01:35:11,704 --> 01:35:15,167
- ♪ Let's deck
the halls with holly, oh ♪
2015
01:35:15,267 --> 01:35:17,210
[cheers and applause]
♪ Sing sweet "Silent Night" ♪
2016
01:35:17,310 --> 01:35:20,573
- ♪ Fill the tree
with angel hair ♪
2017
01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:23,216
♪ And pretty, pretty lights ♪
2018
01:35:23,316 --> 01:35:25,378
- So...I guess we know
2019
01:35:25,478 --> 01:35:27,740
why the universe
gave me the powers.
2020
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:31,344
But...what about you, Zo?
2021
01:35:31,444 --> 01:35:33,946
- That's a good question.
2022
01:35:34,046 --> 01:35:35,828
I mean, maybe I got them all
2023
01:35:35,928 --> 01:35:39,993
so I could communicate
with my dad while he was dying.
2024
01:35:40,093 --> 01:35:44,357
- Mm-hmm. Or...maybe you got
them to help others.
2025
01:35:44,457 --> 01:35:47,120
I mean, there's a lot of people
hurting out there
2026
01:35:47,220 --> 01:35:48,681
who could sure use you.
2027
01:35:48,781 --> 01:35:51,204
- Or...
2028
01:35:51,304 --> 01:35:53,566
I was spending too much
of my life
2029
01:35:53,666 --> 01:35:55,288
hiding behind
a computer screen.
2030
01:35:55,388 --> 01:35:57,690
And the universe
was trying to tell me
2031
01:35:57,790 --> 01:36:02,055
it was time to look up.
2032
01:36:02,155 --> 01:36:05,058
[warm music]
2033
01:36:05,158 --> 01:36:12,045
♪ ♪
2034
01:36:42,195 --> 01:36:49,082
♪ ♪
2035
01:37:02,055 --> 01:37:07,601
- ♪ Someone shook
the snow globe round ♪
2036
01:37:07,701 --> 01:37:11,645
♪ Turned the whole world
upside down ♪
2037
01:37:11,745 --> 01:37:13,687
♪ ♪
2038
01:37:13,787 --> 01:37:19,133
♪ Landed us so far apart ♪
2039
01:37:19,233 --> 01:37:25,099
♪ Me down here
and you up in the stars ♪
2040
01:37:25,199 --> 01:37:32,086
♪ ♪
2041
01:37:32,686 --> 01:37:35,189
♪ Tree's all decorated ♪
2042
01:37:35,289 --> 01:37:38,753
♪ Pretty bows are tied ♪
2043
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:41,115
♪ The television's playing ♪
2044
01:37:41,215 --> 01:37:44,719
♪ "It's A Wonderful Life" ♪
2045
01:37:44,819 --> 01:37:47,201
♪ Even though I miss you ♪
2046
01:37:47,301 --> 01:37:50,444
♪ Part of you's still here ♪
2047
01:37:50,544 --> 01:37:53,367
♪ So in a way I'm with you ♪
2048
01:37:53,467 --> 01:37:58,453
♪ At the most wonderful time
of years ♪
2049
01:37:58,553 --> 01:37:59,934
♪ ♪
2050
01:38:00,034 --> 01:38:02,937
♪ I'm always looking up ♪
2051
01:38:03,037 --> 01:38:06,301
♪ 'cause I can feel your love
and I ♪
2052
01:38:06,401 --> 01:38:08,543
♪ Know just where you are ♪
2053
01:38:08,643 --> 01:38:11,506
♪ In the sky and in my blood ♪
2054
01:38:11,606 --> 01:38:14,629
♪ And I've never been
to Heaven ♪
2055
01:38:14,729 --> 01:38:17,472
♪ But it doesn't seem
that far ♪
2056
01:38:17,572 --> 01:38:20,555
♪ 'cause you're
my north star ♪
2057
01:38:20,655 --> 01:38:23,598
♪ You're my north star ♪
2058
01:38:23,698 --> 01:38:26,521
♪ You're
my north star ♪
2059
01:38:26,621 --> 01:38:30,805
♪ Yeah ♪
2060
01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:32,247
♪ ♪
2061
01:38:32,347 --> 01:38:33,888
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
2062
01:38:33,988 --> 01:38:35,730
[vocalizing]
2063
01:38:35,830 --> 01:38:42,657
♪ You're my north star ♪
2064
01:38:42,757 --> 01:38:44,579
♪ ♪
2065
01:38:44,679 --> 01:38:47,983
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
2066
01:38:48,083 --> 01:38:54,189
♪ You're my north star ♪
2067
01:38:54,289 --> 01:38:57,232
♪ 'cause I've never been
to Heaven ♪
2068
01:38:57,332 --> 01:39:01,356
♪ But it doesn't seem
that far ♪
2069
01:39:01,456 --> 01:39:04,880
♪ 'cause you're
my north star ♪
2070
01:39:04,980 --> 01:39:07,442
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2071
01:39:07,542 --> 01:39:11,887
♪ Mm ♪
2072
01:39:11,987 --> 01:39:16,231
♪ ♪
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