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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:03,958 -Hi, Nicoletta. -Fabrizio! 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,791 --> 00:00:11,000 -Thanks, darling. You're always so nice. -No, I'm just sticking to the rules. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:14,958 Once we are married, you'll be the one bringing me coffee in bed. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,875 -I can't wait, Fabrizio. -Me too. 7 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:25,625 -It's late. I have to go. -How is it late? You've just arrived. 8 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,708 Nicoletta, you should know by now. 9 00:00:28,791 --> 00:00:31,958 As a medical doctor officer, when the recruits arrive, 10 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,208 I must stay at the infirmary. 11 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:36,666 You know, I have to visit hundreds of soldiers. 12 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:40,041 Then there are the preparations for the great maneuvers. 13 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,416 Oh, of course, the great maneuvers… 14 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:46,000 -When are you leaving? -Nobody knows. 15 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:49,458 Suddenly the trumpet sounds and off we go, leaving for the camp. 16 00:00:49,541 --> 00:00:53,666 -So I won't see you for many days. -They will go by quickly, love. 17 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:58,000 Maybe for you, but when I think of you being so far away… 18 00:01:00,416 --> 00:01:06,125 I'd like to change the army rules and have girlfriends come to the camp. 19 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:10,583 -Only girlfriends? -Yes, sure. 20 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:22,250 March like us 21 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,375 Sing like us 22 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:29,166 In the greatest army that exists 23 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,125 The platoon is a merry company 24 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:34,333 Attention! 25 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,333 At ease! 26 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,250 Right flank! 27 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Left flank! 28 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:51,625 Come be a soldier with us 29 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:55,500 We don't need heroes here 30 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:59,291 -The only war is love -Yes, sir! 31 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:02,958 -A barracks and a heart -Yes, sir! 32 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:05,041 Presence! 33 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:09,250 Chest out! 34 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,250 About face! 35 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,875 Forward, march! 36 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:24,750 Come be a soldier with us 37 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:28,500 Everyone minds their own business 38 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,416 Come! Come! 39 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:36,125 That is what freedom is 40 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:39,291 Come be a soldier with us 41 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:51,625 March like us 42 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:54,833 Sing like us 43 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:58,750 In the merriest army that exists 44 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,875 You can find love in the orderly room 45 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,958 Shoulder! 46 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:07,625 Flank! 47 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,666 Brunette, one step forward! 48 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:15,583 Blondie, one step back! 49 00:03:17,416 --> 00:03:21,166 Come be a soldier with us 50 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:24,875 We don't need heroes here 51 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:28,791 -The only war is love -Yes, sir! 52 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,458 -A barracks and a heart -Yes, sir! 53 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:34,541 Presence! 54 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,416 Chest out! 55 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,416 About face! 56 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,416 Forward, march! 57 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,166 Come be a soldier with us 58 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:57,958 Everyone minds their own business 59 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:01,791 Come! Come! 60 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,666 That is what freedom is! 61 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:09,416 Come be a soldier with us! 62 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,708 Come be a soldier with us! 63 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,500 -Sergeant! -What is it? 64 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,875 -Alarm! -Have the guards line up! 65 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,958 Go! Hurry up! 66 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:27,750 GUARDS CORPS 67 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:28,958 Attention! 68 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,541 Presence! 69 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,458 Shall I have you accompanied to the colonel? 70 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:44,416 -No. -To the major? 71 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:48,000 The captain? First lieutenant? Second lieutenant? The marshal? 72 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:51,916 -Sergeant Samperi, meaning me? -This is all I am here for. 73 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:58,958 -A recruit? -Yeah. 74 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:02,625 -A disgusting recruit? -I am not disgusting. 75 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:06,958 -You are disgusting! Go away! -Calm down. 76 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:10,000 Go away! The disgusting car too! 77 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:13,875 What are you doing there? You leave too! Break the lines! 78 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:17,833 It's crazy! Why does it all happen to me? 79 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:21,875 He came with a Mercedes and a driver! Scum! 80 00:05:22,916 --> 00:05:24,958 -You can go inside. -Hey. 81 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,458 -It's him. -Zingaretti. Come here. 82 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:29,541 -Him? -No, you! 83 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:31,875 -Him? -Come on, don't piss me off. You! 84 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:35,041 -Me? How dare you? -Yeah. Come here. 85 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:37,208 You are so nice. 86 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:42,708 Is this where you can get everything free? Food, clothes and cigarettes? 87 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:45,708 No. This is a military base. We have soldiers, here. 88 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:47,416 The retirement home is farther up. 89 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:51,833 -Go, go, go! -Retirement home? I have to come here! 90 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,000 You wrote to me and I answered. 91 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,750 -Oh, you are a recruit. -Yes. 92 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:03,791 I didn't bring my Immacolata, because I don't know yet what this place is like. 93 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,333 -Who is Immacolata? -Who is she? Are you kidding? 94 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:10,791 -She's my girlfriend! -I see, your girlfriend. 95 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:15,000 A girl who looks like a movie actress. 96 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,125 -She's a dream! -A dream? 97 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,791 Tell me, between you and me, do you dream, sometimes? 98 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,958 -Yes, a lot, actually. -Do you have bad dreams or nice ones? 99 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:28,791 -Both bad and nice. -I get it. Can you explain them? 100 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,625 Not really, no. 101 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:36,625 Listen, if you need some explanation, come to me. 102 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,708 Yes. I have a dream dictionary. 103 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:39,875 -You do? -Yeah. 104 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:41,625 -You have a dream dictionary? -I do. 105 00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:43,125 Then you can tell me. Just one dream. 106 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:47,500 Yes, a dictionary that explains your dreams. 107 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,583 So you give out lucky numbers? 108 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:55,500 Don't tell anyone, okay? As soon as you're in the army, 109 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,916 and you find out that someone has had a dream, bring him to me 110 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,791 -and I'll give you a cut of the earnings. -I got it! 111 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,125 -Understand? -Thank you. 112 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,416 -Now go with the others. Go. -Yes. 113 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,000 By the way, do you sing, too? 114 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:12,625 Modestly, Pasquale Gagliardelli sings and plays at the same time! 115 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,750 What do you make me do? Go! 116 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:21,916 Nicoletta. 117 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,041 Nicoletta, my dear. Miss, wake up. 118 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,541 Miss, wake up. 119 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:31,791 This time you caused major trouble with that motorbike of yours. 120 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:35,875 -A policeman came here. -Palmira, please, don't tell Dad. 121 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:40,000 I never told your dad about the trouble you get in. 122 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:46,041 A policeman came by and you're laughing? Bless you. 123 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:50,291 It's not about the motorbike, this time. It's the usual mix up. 124 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:53,583 It's the draft card. I'm going to talk to Fabrizio. 125 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:56,250 At the registry office, Dad registered me as "Nicola" 126 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,458 and they never know if I'm a boy or a girl. 127 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:02,541 Always blaming your father. But you're the one riding a motorbike. 128 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:05,916 The colonel is not as reckless as you are. He drives a car. 129 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:28,750 -See you at Coppola Pinetamare. -Yes, Fabrizio. 130 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,583 Please, Flora, try and come soon. Okay? 131 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:36,166 Won't you be too busy with all those drills? 132 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,250 Only during the day. 133 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,833 -Excuse me. -Tell me. 134 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:56,041 -Is this the 47th regiment? -Yes, this is it. 135 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:59,125 -Good. -Why did you stop at the entrance? 136 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,916 -Let me catch my breath one second. -Of course. Take your time. 137 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,041 Thank you. 138 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:07,291 -Done? Do you need more time? -No. 139 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:10,041 Then you can enter. Please come in. I'll raise the bar. 140 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:14,166 You might as well have brought your whole wardrobe. 141 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:18,000 What were you thinking? To come here on vacation? 142 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,583 -This is a barracks! -Yes! 143 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:21,000 -You must be a soldier! -Yes! 144 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,583 -You have to step on it! -Yes! 145 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:23,750 -Is that clear? -Yes! 146 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:28,708 -What do you have in the suitcase? -Nothing. Just something to eat. 147 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:32,541 -Family souvenirs, Corporal. -Who did you call a corporal? 148 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,458 -You. Aren't you a corporal? -You called me a corporal? 149 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,708 Are you blind or what? Can't you see my rank? It's golden. 150 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,625 I'm sorry, Lieutenant! 151 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,833 Oh, well, you got close enough. 152 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:49,583 -Go join the others. Go. -Thank you, Lieutenant. 153 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:51,666 Go! Hurry. 154 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,041 Corporal! 155 00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:58,083 -Sergeant. -What? 156 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,166 He's coming! 157 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:03,875 Guys, marshal Ciccio La Rosa is coming! Get up, don't look lazy. 158 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,250 Good morning, Marshal. 159 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:19,541 This is the worst guard corps of the army. 160 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:22,375 It's because there was some traffic, this morning. 161 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:25,791 Mine was a statement. You must answer, "Yes, sir". 162 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,791 -Yes, sir. -What kind of traffic? 163 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,458 -Yes, sir. -This is a question. Answer it. 164 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:36,250 Since seven this morning a lot of new recruits came here. 165 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:41,041 -So we have some extra work. -Is that why these men look so shabby? 166 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,333 Well, perhaps they aren't so shabby. 167 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:46,250 This is another statement. Answer "Yes, sir"! 168 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,500 -Yes, sir! -Good. When you're off duty, 169 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:55,416 come to my office. I'll give you a refresher on order and rules. 170 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,625 So? Have you become mute? 171 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:00,666 I don't understand if this is a question or a statement. 172 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,583 Neither. It's a warning. 173 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,083 Because of what they said about me, give them two days confinement. 174 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,166 Actually… 175 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,875 Three days to the trumpet player and five to the corporal. 176 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:23,416 -What about me? Shall I demote myself? -Why? What did you say about me? 177 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:28,041 -Well… The usual. -I'll see you in my office. 178 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,791 So, we'll talk about your sister too. 179 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,000 Good morning, sir. Bless you. 180 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,958 -Who are you? -I am recruit Bonvesin. 181 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,625 I'm from Vicenza and I like wine. 182 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:45,166 I am Marshal La Rosa from Villarmosa and I like soda water. 183 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:49,333 -Let's make a cocktail, then. -To hell with the cocktail! 184 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:53,000 -Sergeant Cucuzza! -Yes, Mar… 185 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,708 -That's fine. -Yes, sir. 186 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:58,333 Take this recruit and nail it into his head 187 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:02,458 that the next disciplinary offense will cost him 500 rounds of the courtyard! 188 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,291 Is that clear? 189 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,500 That's fine! Attention! 190 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:12,250 -What was it, an earthquake? -Even worse, he's marshal La Rosa. 191 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:16,833 He's a tornado. Get in line with the others! Hurry! 192 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,291 INFIRMARY 193 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,083 Okay, you can go. Fourth platoon. 194 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,750 Nicoletta, why are you here? What happened? 195 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:55,250 -Tell me. -Fabrizio, it's a very particular case. 196 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,500 The son of my custodian was assigned to your regiment 197 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,625 and later today he's supposed to come here to get his uniform. 198 00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:05,083 Meanwhile, you can help him by assigning him to his department. 199 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,875 -Well, actually, I… -Please, do me this favor. 200 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,916 If I'm not careful with you, I'll be put on trial and degraded. 201 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,958 There you go. I assigned him to the Command company. So he'll be with me. 202 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:25,208 Really? Good. Give him a place in a nice tent. 203 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:29,208 -Sure, with a view of the sea. -Yes, that would be nice. 204 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,791 I'll let you work. Bye, Fabrizio. 205 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,916 Hey, mustache! 206 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:40,000 I don't want to offend you… but where is the bathroom? 207 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,083 Here we say, "Sergeant". 208 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:46,458 -Oh, it's called "sergeant" in the army? -Yes. 209 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:50,000 -You talk to a suitcase? Idiot! -My pleasure, Nando Proietti! 210 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,666 -Lieutenant, are you all right? -I'm perfectly fine. 211 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,208 -Excuse me. -I am Sergeant Cucuzza! 212 00:13:57,291 --> 00:14:00,250 You see this rank? If you squeeze it, blood will come out. 213 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,458 My goodness, you are so agitated. 214 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,791 Boys, "You who enter, lose all hope!" 215 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,208 "Ye who enter!" Recruit, what is in that flask? 216 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:13,125 -Water from the lagoon. -Water? Water? 217 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,083 -This is wine! -Miracle! 218 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,583 She's pretty! 219 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,750 It's Brigitte Bardot! 220 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:34,125 Miss, I am Ambrogio Martinelli. May I invite you to Saint-Tropez? 221 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,375 -We arrive and you leave? -What a beautiful girl. 222 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,458 So hot! Your thighs are better than Altafini's! 223 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:45,375 -I said Saint-Tropez. -Come be a soldier with us! 224 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:49,416 Come be a soldier with us! 225 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,791 Come be a soldier with us! 226 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:03,541 Watch out. Watch your step! On your right! 227 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,916 -I'm looking for a place. -This one next to me is vacant. 228 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,583 -A single room. -Thank you. 229 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,750 -It's a big team. -Nice. 230 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,958 -The hopeful Napoli team. -It's lovely. 231 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,791 And she is Immacolata, my girlfriend. 232 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,250 "Immacolata". A lovely bird. 233 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,375 -How dare you? -It means a lovely girl. 234 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,083 Hey. 235 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:47,083 How much are you drinking? You're like a camel. 236 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:52,666 -Is it already noon? -My goodness. What a place. 237 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:56,000 Sorry. It slipped. 238 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,916 -It shouldn't slip. -Excuse me. 239 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,083 Good night. They gave me a helmet that's too big. 240 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,000 -Look at mine. -I can't see you. 241 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,541 -I'm here. -You look good too. 242 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,625 Does someone have a mirror? 243 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,208 ATTENDANT WANTED 50,000 MONTHLY 244 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,250 -Are you looking for an attendant? -Yeah. 245 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:22,458 Didn't you know they were abolished under provision 00427/1-7? 246 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:25,125 Right. It was a disgusting practice. 247 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,208 High-ranking officers brought soldiers home to use them as maids, 248 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,000 cooks, waiters, nannies… 249 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,375 -And then? -Then what? 250 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,791 I am not a high-ranking officer. 251 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,875 -What do I care? -You're right. 252 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:43,500 Excuse me, sir. I'm available to be your attendant, if you need one. 253 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,416 -Is it your first time? -No. I did it for my mother too. 254 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:52,291 -You don't look too smart. -But I am always awake. 255 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,375 Adenoids? 256 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,500 -You exchanged him for a horse. -Mind your own business. 257 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,375 -Are you farsighted? -No, Venetian. 258 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,083 So, am I good enough for you? 259 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,875 Not really, but I'll make do. 50,000 monthly, 260 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,625 and when your service is over, I'll get you a job at Daddy's firm. 261 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:17,666 -Undress me. -Bless you, I won't ever leave you. 262 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,375 -Hey! You idiot! Be careful! -What did I do? 263 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,875 Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 264 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:27,083 -What have you got inside, holy relics? -You shut up! 265 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,958 -Do you make love with it? -Yes, why? 266 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,875 -Are there cigarettes inside? -Don't talk about that! 267 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,666 -What's inside there? -Let's see. 268 00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:44,000 All right. Who cares? Anyway, you'll find out sooner or later. 269 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,000 There you go. Out. 270 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,000 Daddy's love. 271 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,250 -How do you feel? -He is so cute. 272 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,250 -Handsome, huh? -Is he the son of the regiment? 273 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,958 No, the son of the regiment is your sister's! 274 00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:02,875 Are you crazy? A child at the barracks? 275 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,750 -Hands off. You'll break him. -It's not Murano glass. 276 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,625 No, he's my son, Romoletto. 277 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:12,625 I'm all aching from being in this suitcase. 278 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,208 Dad, I would have been better off in the shop with Mom. 279 00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,875 Romoletto, be quiet. Okay? Don't say that. 280 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:22,916 -Do you have a shop? -What are you saying? 281 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:28,875 What are you talking about? In Rome, by "shop" we mean jail, prison. 282 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,291 My wife is serving time for smuggling cigarettes. 283 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:35,041 -So it's about cigarettes after all. -Yes, of course. 284 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:39,708 Disgusting! With three million inhabitants, they only caught her. 285 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,166 My wife is in prison, and I'm a soldier. What could I do? 286 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,875 Good idea. You'll end up in the papers. 287 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:50,625 And maybe this intruder in 20 years will get to skip his military service. 288 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,583 -What? -The boy. 289 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:56,333 -Are you planning to have him sleep here? -Where can I leave him? 290 00:18:56,416 --> 00:19:01,166 -In a boarding school. -Dad, your friends are pieces of shit. 291 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,541 What are you doing, scoundrels? Get moving! 292 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,208 If in two minutes you aren't ready, 293 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:12,416 I'll make you run all around the barracks! 294 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,166 You have my word, sergeant Cu… Cu.. 295 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,416 Cucuzza! 296 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,083 Who did it? Take one step forward. 297 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,666 -Me! -There was only one raspberry. 298 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,833 There is just one culprit! Come out. 299 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:34,250 -I get it. Out with the tenth! -You see double? We are only five. 300 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,541 Qu… Quiet! 301 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:44,208 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten. 302 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:48,208 You will do 50 laps around the courtyard. 303 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,291 In fact, as Marshal Ciccio La Rosa decided and ordered me to do, 304 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:55,833 you will do five… 305 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,541 -God bless you! -Thank you. 306 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,625 Five hundred laps! 307 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:06,083 Five hundred. I'll have to run the Thousand Miles Race. 308 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:10,791 -I'm sorry, I'll run and come back. -Hurry. There's a lot to do. 309 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,791 -Bye. -Don't get tired! 310 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:17,750 Marshal La Rosa… The Thousand Miles Race… 500 laps… 311 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,833 Be quiet! Something stinks badly in here. 312 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:25,625 Emergency operation. Where is it? 313 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,000 Immacolata, where are you? 314 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,791 Come in. 315 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,000 Come in. 316 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,500 Sergeant, excuse us. Are we bothering you? 317 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:48,375 -You always bother me. -I know, but it's about a dream. 318 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,958 No worries, then. Close the door, please. 319 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,041 -Close it. -Close it. 320 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,791 -Sit down. -Thanks, but there's just one chair. 321 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,750 Let's count. Let's see who sits. 322 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,208 -I won. -He won. 323 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,333 You won. 324 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,666 So, tell me everything. Slowly and calmly, 325 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,958 or I can't decipher it. 326 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:15,333 Sergeant, this doesn't concern me. 327 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:20,708 Sorry. It's about him. It's a dream he had. 328 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:25,208 It was terrifying, horrible. A real thriller. 329 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:28,875 Oh, I see. While he was sleeping, someone rang. 330 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:33,583 No, sergeant, a thriller, like a noir. 331 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,250 Noir? 332 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,666 Apocalyptic stuff to drive you crazy, sir. 333 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,916 -Yes, whatever. -Is he a foreigner? 334 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,708 -No, he's Venetian. -Italian Venetian? 335 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:46,500 -Lombard-Venetian. -Ah, Venetian-Lombard. 336 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:51,791 Bad start. It's the first time I come across a dream from northern Italy. 337 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:56,125 -I can't decipher it. I don't get it. -It's why I'm here! 338 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,916 -What will you do? -He speaks and I translate. 339 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,291 -The subtitles? -Yes. 340 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:04,750 Tell it slowly to the sergeant, without scaring him. 341 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,333 I was outside the barracks 342 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:10,750 and in front of me, there was a lion. 343 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,875 -Did you get it? -No. 344 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,041 In front of him, there was a lion. 345 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,625 -I understand. -I turn around to run away 346 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:22,000 -and there's a tiger in front of me. -He ran away. 347 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:25,583 And the tiger arrived. I get it. I'll take care of it. 348 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:29,416 -The dream isn't over, Sergeant. -No. 349 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,083 The lion and the tiger went away, 350 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:38,375 and this poor man is faced with a snake this long. 351 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,416 -How long was it? -This long. 352 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,958 No. You must be consistent. Before you said the snake was this long. 353 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:48,791 -Now you say it's like this. -It got longer during the dream. 354 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,916 -It was in front of me. -You are lucky. 355 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,375 You were born lucky. Thank the Lord. 356 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:59,291 It's always better to find a snake that size in front of you, 357 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,375 because if it had been… 358 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,750 -If you know what I mean. -Listen to the rest. 359 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:10,208 -Is there more? -This poor man runs towards the barracks, 360 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:13,708 returns through the courtyard and finally reaches the barracks. 361 00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,708 He is safe! 362 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,458 -No. -I wish. I had a double heart attack. 363 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:23,208 I know. You entered the barracks and found Marshal La Rosa. 364 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:27,625 Right! He was dressed like a lion tamer and a whip in his hand. 365 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:32,166 He is a slave driver! I knew it! He's the army's nightmare. 366 00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:37,958 Tell me something. What drill did you have him do? 367 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,458 -What drill? -What drill? 368 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,916 -You ask me? -He asked you. 369 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,125 -You ask me? -What drill? 370 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,250 A pill? 371 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,541 -No, a drill. I'll answer. -Of course. He's… 372 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:55,375 Terrifying things. Holy Office inquisition stuff. 373 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:59,666 -What? -Sorry. Inquisition stuff. 374 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:02,750 Oh. I see. After the snake. 375 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,791 With one hand he had him lift a camp kitchen. 376 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,791 Then, with his head… 377 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,375 -Hey! This isn't a bullfight. -I wanted to show you. 378 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,750 You almost made a hole in my chest. Do it on that side. 379 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:17,166 Move! Your head is always in the way! 380 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:21,666 Can't you keep this face out of the way? You always keep it next to him! 381 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500 Don't make him angry! 382 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:28,500 I'll do it there. Then, with his head he had him push a cannon. 383 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:31,875 It's crazy. Inhuman! Wicked! 384 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:35,958 But this time, thanks to his face, we'll win the lottery. 385 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,291 You know what this is? 386 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,625 -What is it? -The book of dreams. 387 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:49,125 There's everything inside. The mysteries of the infinite. 388 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,583 Nothing's missing here. 389 00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,791 Hurry! Step on it! 390 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:56,750 Loafer! Where are you going? Go over there! 391 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,916 -Step on it! -Come on! 392 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,958 Come on! 393 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:11,208 -How dare you? -What did I do? I just pushed you. 394 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:15,958 -Step on it, deadpans! -Are we going to the cemetery? 395 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:20,208 Why are you sitting at my desk? 396 00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:22,458 Quiet! You can't smoke here. 397 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:25,750 Let's clear up. We've been ordered to leave for the maneuvers. 398 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:31,916 We must be ready before 11, so we need to be fast and strict! 399 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,000 Hurry! 400 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,083 Hurry. We are late! 401 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,958 Come on, hurry up! 402 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:32,250 -It doesn't fit. -Sergeant Samperi. 403 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:36,250 I said we're leaving for the drills, not moving to another building! 404 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,625 Ciccio, you are making me nervous! 405 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:42,666 Sometimes you are friendly, and other times you're not! It wears me out! 406 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,166 I ask to be discharged! 407 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:48,875 I told you a thousand times that in the barracks I don't want us to be friendly! 408 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:52,083 Okay, but when we are alone, we can. 409 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:54,583 I feel the need for it. 410 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,833 All right, but only when we are alone. 411 00:26:56,916 --> 00:27:00,083 Dear Ciccio, we are alone now. Can I give you a kiss? 412 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:05,208 Don't worry. We'll fix everything within five minutes. 413 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:09,208 No! For goodness' sake! I'll get my stuff. You worry about other things. 414 00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:13,416 -You get the documents… -A bomb! Heavens! 415 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,875 -No. It's a paperweight. -How would I know? 416 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,708 -Are the maps ready? -Yes, of course. 417 00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:24,416 Good. Remember to put the secret cipher in the maps. 418 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,083 Without that, we'll lose the maneuvers. 419 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:31,291 Ciccio! We already won the maneuvers. 420 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:33,375 The cipher is here! 421 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,500 Romoletto, get some air. 422 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,583 Finally. Where are we going now? 423 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,750 We're going to the camp. 424 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,416 -Are you hungry? -No. 425 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,750 -You want to pee? -No, I'm thirsty. 426 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:52,000 Damn! I forgot my canteen. Did you bring some water? 427 00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,958 -I didn't. -Romoletto, what shall we do? 428 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,791 I have something to quench his thirst, but it's not water. 429 00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,458 -I'm not giving him wine. -Wine has never hurt anyone. 430 00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:02,708 Dad, I'm thirsty! 431 00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:05,833 Hold still. Just one moment. Is it red or white? 432 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:09,541 -Rosatello from Carso. -Okay. Better than nothing. 433 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,666 -Romoletto, take it easy. -You are so boring. 434 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,125 Easy. Drink slowly. 435 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,833 Slowly. 436 00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:21,166 -Is it good? -It tastes like vinegar! 437 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,375 Don't complain! 438 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,166 -Disgusting! He's right! -I told you! 439 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:32,333 -Disgusting wine from Carso. -Let me taste it. 440 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:35,416 What? Are you still swollen from the typhoid shot? 441 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:38,041 -Yes, I'm still swollen. -On this side too? 442 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:41,041 -This is the tetanus shot. -Don't worry. It'll go away. 443 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,791 I got four, and everything is back to normal now. 444 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:47,041 Two for me and two for Mr. Martinelli. 445 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,458 Hurry, before Captain Re arrives. 446 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,666 -His Majesty the King can wait. -Come on. 447 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:55,125 -Marshal La Rosa! -Yes, Your Highness! Majesty! 448 00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:57,291 Captain Re! Hurry. 449 00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,916 Otherwise, the column will leave, and you'll be left on foot! 450 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,291 -Understand? Got it? Answer! -Yes, sir! 451 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:08,500 Lieutenant Pizzuti, if in five minutes they don't come outside, 452 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:12,000 -get the column to leave. -Yes, sir. March! 453 00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:15,833 Dad wrote to me… 454 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:19,000 Your father wrote that you are a loafer! Let's go! 455 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:26,666 -Bersaglieri of Italy. Forward! -Be quiet! 456 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:30,291 Be silent! You idiot! You want to see me in prison? 457 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:33,166 I have a family, a reputation to defend. 458 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:37,541 And I'm going crazy! His Majesty the King, Emperor, Dictator, 459 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:42,208 is being bossy with us, soldiers from the South. 460 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:46,500 But his wife the Queen has him wrapped around her little finger. 461 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,875 -She what? -She clobbers him. 462 00:29:56,958 --> 00:30:02,041 At 14 degrees south-east, there should be a hill. 463 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:04,875 Exactly, but there are two hills. 464 00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,375 Strange. On the map there's just one hill. 465 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,958 Then move 30 degrees south-west. 466 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:14,041 There must be a promontory. 467 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:19,000 Got it. But there are two promontories. 468 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,875 Two promontories? It's not possible. 469 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:24,958 Let me see. 470 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:30,625 Holy Saint Rosalia! I hope it's not a sunstroke. 471 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:35,125 It's a stroke of luck. We are close to the garden of Eden. 472 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:39,958 -They are women in bathing suits. -Yes, in bathing suits. 473 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:42,541 Ciccio, I foresee great maneuvers, this year. 474 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:45,291 -Sergeant Samperi. -What is it? 475 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,833 We are here to unveil the objectives. 476 00:30:47,916 --> 00:30:51,000 -That's what I'm doing. Unveiling. -Shame on you! 477 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:54,041 The success of the maneuvers depends on these findings, 478 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:56,958 and you lose your head for four half naked women? 479 00:30:57,041 --> 00:31:02,083 -They are more than four. -Never mind if they are 100, 1,000, 2,000! 480 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,625 Are you interested in them, or in the final victory? 481 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:07,458 -Well, them. -Rather, did you ask yourself 482 00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:10,500 if the Reds or Blues will win? 483 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,041 The Pink-Blacks of the Palermo team will win! 484 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,666 Enough! Back to the stadium. The camp site, I mean. 485 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:28,833 -Hey, have you finished? -No, just a minute, Doctor. 486 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,083 It looks like Saint Peter's factory, here. 487 00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:35,041 You are a disorganized bunch of fools. An almost Milanese is telling you this. 488 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,333 It's all about creating an assembly line. 489 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:41,541 -Then get in line! -Why don't you come help us? 490 00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:44,750 -You are just jealous. -That's why he has an attendant. 491 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:48,208 He has a slave. Work, slave! 492 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:50,041 -Bonvesin. -Yes, Doctor. 493 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,458 Don't listen to him. Work. It's good for the mind. 494 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:57,708 -Yes, of course. I'll work. -Don't worry. We're almost done. 495 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,791 You didn't work that hard. 496 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:05,458 "Saint-Tropez", I'm not talking to you. I don't care about you. 497 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:11,333 I'm talking to my son. Dad set up a nice tent. 498 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,750 -You like it? -No. 499 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,750 -Look. -Stop that. 500 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,375 You don't like it? There is a door, there are beds. 501 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:19,458 And a window. You can look out and play. 502 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:22,208 -I don't like it. -Why? 503 00:32:22,291 --> 00:32:24,666 It's bigger than our home. 504 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:28,916 -I worked at lot on it. -I said I don't like it! 505 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,375 -Heard that? He doesn't like it. -What do you like? 506 00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,333 Bread and mortadella. 507 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:39,166 Me too. As a boy I used to fill my tummy with mortadella. 508 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:43,041 My son is used to eating it only with freshly baked bread. 509 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,458 -Damn your mother. -The tobacco woman… 510 00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,666 -The lady. -Sorry. I meant "Mom". 511 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,083 Mind your own shit business! 512 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,250 Pardon me. 513 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:01,916 -Lieutenant. -What do you want? 514 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 -I wanted-- -You are a lazy bum! 515 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,375 We just got here and you already ask for something. 516 00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:14,416 Nicoletta! You have a man's voice and are dressed as a soldier. 517 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,000 What does it mean? 518 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,916 Come with me. Are you crazy? 519 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,708 -What did you do? -Me? 520 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:28,333 Nothing. You assigned me to the Command company. 521 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:32,166 -Me? -Don't you remember the draft card? 522 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,500 Oh! The one for your custodian's son. 523 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,291 We'll clarify the misunderstanding now. 524 00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,791 Oh, no. You signed that card 525 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:45,916 to take advantage of a poor girl and take her to the camp. 526 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,375 -It's a serious offense. -You know it's not true. 527 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:53,750 Really? Fine, let's see if the military court believes it. 528 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:57,125 Come on, Nicoletta, what do you want to do? 529 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:59,666 I want to be a soldier with you, Lieutenant. 530 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,333 I won't leave you alone at the camp for so many days. 531 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,250 You're completely crazy. I'll go talk to the captain. 532 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:09,416 And I'll tell Dad everything. After signing that card, 533 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,416 there won't be a place in the army left for you. 534 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:18,041 Yes, sir. I'm going into the tent. My fellow comrades are waiting for me. 535 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:20,958 Five of them. And they're all so handsome. 536 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:44,875 In looking at this sky, I am filled 537 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,291 With the pleasure of living 538 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:51,250 -Good evening, Lieutenant. -At ease. 539 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:54,666 -So, is everything okay in here, guys? -Yes, sir. 540 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:59,125 Only one complaint, that there aren't any women in here. 541 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,833 -Don't think about it. Sleep. -Easier said than done. 542 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:05,375 -And you? -Me? I just need a bottle of wine. 543 00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:08,000 Then I close my eyes, and I sleep embracing the pillow. 544 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:11,375 -Well done. What do you want? -To go to Saint-Tropez. 545 00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,000 I need a small permit. 546 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:17,083 -Wishful thinking. -I wish, but don't expect. 547 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,750 How about you? You look very thoughtful. 548 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:23,083 Yes, Lieutenant, I'm thinking about my son. 549 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:26,750 -Would you like him close to you? -Yes, sir. 550 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,416 -Unfortunately, it's impossible. -I know. 551 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:34,708 -Soldier Bianchi, how are you? -Very well, sir. 552 00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:39,583 My girlfriend is always in front of my eyes. A beautiful doctor. 553 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,541 -But I can't be near her. -What are you saying? 554 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,291 I am a man too. Look. 555 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yes, sure. 556 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:54,375 But you must take care, cover up well. It's humid here at night. 557 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,708 -Understand? -Yes, that's true. 558 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:59,750 -Good night, boys. -Good night, Lieutenant. 559 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,833 Thank you for your visit. 560 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:05,708 Hey! Will y'all just fuck off and keep quiet? I want to sleep! 561 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:08,500 -Come here. -He needs the boarding school. 562 00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:14,416 Nice fresh air. 563 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500 Your chair is ready, Doctor. 564 00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:19,291 What a dawn. 565 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:29,708 -I'll get the shower ready. -Thanks. Didn't you forget something? 566 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,791 Only the shower gel is missing. 567 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:36,958 Don't try and be funny. Call me when it's ready. 568 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:38,458 Yes, I'm going. 569 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:42,708 Gagliardelli. Where are you going? The shower is reserved. 570 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,416 No, I have a bowel movement. Excuse me. 571 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:49,875 -You guys only think of your body needs. -I hope I can make it. 572 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,458 Miracle! 573 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:23,791 It was a woman, Lieutenant. 574 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:28,791 -She had breasts, and she was nude. -What are you saying? 575 00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:33,250 You thought you saw her. It's a hallucination. 576 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,333 A what? 577 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:38,291 Yes, it happens frequently at the camp, because of the sun and the fatigue. 578 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,416 Here. Take this pill. 579 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,458 You'll see, you'll feel better right away. 580 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:47,958 -And I won't see women anymore? -I guarantee it. 581 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,708 -Will I be able to have children? -Go rest. 582 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:58,541 Don't tell anyone about your vision. You'll end up in the cuckoo's nest. 583 00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:01,458 Take the pill and don't worry. 584 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:05,916 You won't see women ever again at the camp. 585 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,916 Ever again? To hell with that. 586 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000 For once I get to see one. No women, only men. How can I have children? 587 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,791 Don't take a shower again. Okay? 588 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:21,000 Am I supposed to stay here without washing? 589 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:24,166 Nicoletta, you are ruining me. 590 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,875 It's nothing but troubles. All because of you, because of your stubbornness. 591 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:31,583 No. It's because of you, of your superficiality. 592 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,375 Who put me in the Command company? 593 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:37,583 Come on, Fabrizio, don't lose your head and try to take measures, 594 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:39,833 or I'll tell Dad everything. 595 00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:44,000 I know, and there won't be room for me in the army anymore. 596 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,583 Nicoletta, let's put an end to this big act. 597 00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:49,541 How? You're knee-deep into it now. 598 00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:53,166 Listen, why don't you get me a hotel room, 599 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:56,541 so nobody will see me naked while I take a bath. 600 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,750 -Even worse. We'd only complicate things. -Why? 601 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:02,666 Because soldiers are not allowed to leave the camp. 602 00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:09,333 But… as a doctor, you can give out permits. 603 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:13,750 Yes, it's true. As a doctor… 604 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:19,375 See? There's always a solution, if you think about it. 605 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,500 Yes, all we need to do is think. 606 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:27,708 -Guard! -Yes, sir. 607 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,958 Soldier Bianchi must be hospitalized at the camp hospital 608 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:33,666 and put in isolation for suspected measles. 609 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,166 -Yes, sir. -Take care of it immediately. 610 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,833 What a bummer. 611 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,625 Don't tell me. 612 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:51,666 Urgent dispatch from general headquarters. 613 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,958 -Is it mail for you? -A private dispatch. 614 00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:56,333 Come on, Lieutenant, please! 615 00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:59,958 Here. It's a coded message. Marshal La Rosa? 616 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,875 -At your orders! -Have this message deciphered. 617 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:06,000 I'll inspect the posts and return immediately. 618 00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,875 -Yes, sir. -We'll be right back. 619 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:10,416 Only I will be coming back, Lieutenant. You get lost. 620 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:13,458 -This is it! -What? 621 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,083 Get the cipher and translate this dispatch. 622 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:20,583 -It's like real war. -Of course. You're still day-dreaming. 623 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,416 Hurry up. No time to waste. 624 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:25,875 So? Are you jammed or what? 625 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:31,875 Couldn't we postpone this translation? 626 00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:37,166 What? Are you giving out numbers? Go on, translate. 44. 627 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:42,458 Forty-four cats in a row of six With two carried over 628 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,083 Sergeant, is this a kid's game? 629 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,541 I was trying to make things lighter. 630 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:51,708 Come on, Samperi, hurry up! Translate these 44 cats. 631 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:56,583 -Forty-four without cats! -Forty-four without cats. 632 00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:58,916 -Build. -Good. 633 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,625 -Thirty-five? -Thirty-five… 634 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,166 Thirty-five… 635 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,458 -The tunnel. -"Build a tunnel". 636 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:10,083 -Sixty-nine? -I know it by heart. The woods. 637 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,416 "Build a tunnel in the woods." Perfect. 638 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,916 -Seventy and 51? -Seventy… 639 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Seventy… 640 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,833 -Surprise. -Fifty-one? 641 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:23,291 Fifty-one… 642 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:24,375 -My God! -What? 643 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:26,000 -Something bad! -What? 644 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:27,791 It means the enemy. 645 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:31,125 On the contrary, it's wonderful. We have the maneuvers in our hands. 646 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:35,000 "Build a tunnel under the woods to catch the enemy by surprise." 647 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,208 Yes, a great surprise. 648 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,208 Dear Gagliardelli, this is all about social classes. 649 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:45,333 They have us do maneuvers against the subway. What is this? 650 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,541 Of course. It's the sergeant's fault. 651 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:50,333 He pretended to be our friend, and got us into trouble. 652 00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:53,541 This is not a job for us, but for inmates serving life sentences, 653 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:57,416 people like "The Count of Montecristo". 654 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:01,875 Workers! I have cool water. Who wants to drink? 655 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:05,083 Hey, love. You got a great idea. Give me some. 656 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:08,416 -It's 30 lire a glass. -Fifty lire a glass. 657 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,416 You see? In your family, commerce runs in your blood. 658 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,666 One sells cigarettes, one sells water… 659 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:18,416 -We do what we can. -Don't worry. I'll offer to everyone. 660 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,458 Thank you. 661 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:24,750 I have to give you a shot. Come on, don't do that. 662 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:27,250 Come on, I won't hurt you. 663 00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:30,416 Come here! 664 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,916 -You are driving me crazy. -What is going on? 665 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,166 Sorry, Lieutenant. He doesn't want the shot. 666 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,208 What shot? I gave him one this morning. Do you want to poison him? 667 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,750 I'm sorry. It was not marked on his medical chart. So… 668 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,791 -Fine. I'll do it. Go to the infirmary. -Yes, sir. 669 00:42:48,541 --> 00:42:53,208 -Fabrizio, you got here just in time. -Yes, luckily. 670 00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:55,833 -I wanted to say goodbye before leaving. -Leaving? 671 00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:57,916 -Yes. -Where are you going? 672 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,333 To the canteen, love. Do you want me to starve? 673 00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:02,416 -When are you returning? -Soon, okay? 674 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,625 And if the nurse comes back while you're away, 675 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,541 how will I defend myself from another shot? 676 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:10,750 Don't worry, he won't come back. 677 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,375 Lieutenant. 678 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,208 Excuse me. 679 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,416 It's for you. 680 00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,458 -You can go. -Yes, sir. 681 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:29,500 DEAR FABRIZIO, I'M IN PINETAMARE. 682 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:32,083 WILL YOU COME HERE TO MY HOTEL? FLORA 683 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:39,375 -This is a huge problem. -What is going on? 684 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,875 Captain Re wants all the officers to report 685 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:45,708 -to the Pinetamare hotel. -Pinetamare? 686 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:49,041 -You'll come back late, then. -I think so. 687 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:53,041 I have to go now. Bye. 688 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,708 Watch out! The sergeant is coming. 689 00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:00,041 Come on, guys, dig. 690 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,750 Go on, work, slave. 691 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:07,125 -Good morning, boys. -Good morning, Sergeant. 692 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:09,333 -How are the works coming along? -Fine. 693 00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:10,416 A big hole opened up. 694 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:14,375 -I don't understand how he speaks. -Be quiet. I'll translate. 695 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:17,791 Sergeant, there's been damage on the right. 696 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,875 A damage on the right? Damage on the left… 697 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:25,416 -Where? -A hole opened up above. 698 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,625 -Who did it? -It was a spontaneous hole. 699 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,500 -I'll help you. -Easy. 700 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,625 What do you see in the south? 701 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:37,833 -Turn him around. -He looks like a periscope. 702 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,500 Do you see anything? 703 00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:53,166 -Easy, easy. -No, you must start all over again. 704 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:56,583 -We're not going south anymore. -Did we get the perforation wrong? 705 00:44:56,666 --> 00:45:01,833 We did everything wrong. Wrong direction. We must go west. 706 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:05,875 So we must dig on that side, and take a turn. 707 00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:10,000 We've been working ten hours. Can't we change shifts? 708 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:14,166 I should give get another shift while you're changing directions? 709 00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:17,291 You are idiots! 710 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:20,708 -I will give you a bonus. -To me too? 711 00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:22,833 -To everyone? -Yes. 712 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:26,166 Do you know where this tunnel will take us? 713 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,916 -To the insane asylum. -No! 714 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,791 It will take us to get our energy back. 715 00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:37,791 At the end of the tunnel, we'll find life, women, love! 716 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,041 -No, Fiammetta. What are you doing? -Diving. 717 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:43,791 -Dear, don't dive. -No, I will. 718 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:46,291 Please, don't. You'll destroy the pool. 719 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:50,208 -I'm diving in. -Don't, it's dangerous. 720 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:53,958 -I am saying it for you. -All right, I won't. 721 00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:57,708 -Are you happy, my husband? -I insisted too much. 722 00:45:57,791 --> 00:46:00,250 Come. Good girl. 723 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:03,458 Good for you. It would've been a mass falling into the water. 724 00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:06,833 -What? -It's crazy to dive into the water. 725 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:11,416 Put this on. Let the others dive in. 726 00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:20,166 Look how she's dressed. 727 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:22,208 -Hi, Marisa! -Hi! 728 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:27,416 -Give me your glasses. -You told me to look. 729 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:31,083 -You can look now. -I don't see anything. 730 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:35,666 It's all blurry. She looks like a driving range target. 731 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:39,875 Instead of looking at girls, check on your officers. 732 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,458 Isn't he Lieutenant Lorenzi? 733 00:46:41,541 --> 00:46:43,083 -Who? -That one! 734 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:46,666 -I can't see without glasses. -Here. Look. 735 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:51,333 Oh, yes, it's Lieutenant Lorenzi, and he's in good company. 736 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,750 -I'm going to get changed. -Good. 737 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,666 I'm taking your glasses. 738 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:59,708 What do I care? 739 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,583 Flora, I told you already, these will be tough days. 740 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:07,083 -Of course, you're at the camp. -I'm not joking, Flora. 741 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:11,625 -I won't have a minute free. -You had me come here and now… 742 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:15,916 And now we can't see each other. So, you had better leave. 743 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,541 Try to understand, Flora. I don't want you to be alone. 744 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:24,958 Alone? There are a lot of lovely people here. This place is charming. 745 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:30,250 And if I move a little from here, there is silence and peace. 746 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:34,583 It's all magnificent, Fabrizio. I love being here. 747 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:45,583 Sorry, I'll go to the cafe to get something. 748 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:50,583 Pardon. 749 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:54,958 I'll take advantage of this moment, since you are all alone. 750 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:58,750 Tell me something. Did you ever model? 751 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:01,833 Not officially, but it depends on the situation. 752 00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:05,333 -I am Angelo Maria Pisanò. -The great fashion designer. 753 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:09,333 I create style. I've been admiring you all day, you know? 754 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:11,000 Thank you. 755 00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:16,125 I think you could wear my masterpiece, the Midnight Champagne, 756 00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:18,583 a poem in satin and macramé. 757 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:22,583 You're flattering me. I would love to model in one of your fashion shows. 758 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:26,083 -Really? -Yes, of course. 759 00:48:27,541 --> 00:48:30,208 -You promised. -Yes. 760 00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:32,041 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 761 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:37,791 Thanks. It's a very kind thought. 762 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:41,291 Are you surprised? Want to know how I got here? 763 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,416 You think I want to ruin you? 764 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:48,041 Poor Fabrizio, what trouble have you gotten yourself into? 765 00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:54,750 I'll tell you what to do. Send the blondie away and stay with me. 766 00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:58,958 Yes, Mommy. I love you very much. 767 00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:03,041 I know. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here protecting our love. 768 00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:15,166 Romoletto, come out. 769 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,250 -Run! Wait for me there. -Yes. 770 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:30,166 How many steps is this stretch, I wonder? 771 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:34,208 -Ten, I think. -No, it can be done with seven. Try it. 772 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:37,875 One, two, three, four, 773 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:40,833 five, six, seven… 774 00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:46,041 -Come on, Dad! Pump it up! -Did you see this milk? 775 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:48,250 I'm better than "Torre in Pietra Milk". 776 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:53,416 You'll become strong, handsome, big, and tall like Dad with this milk. 777 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,958 That's easy. 778 00:49:56,291 --> 00:50:00,083 Dad, she recognized you. You're squirting me! 779 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:05,458 -I mean, kids should respect us. -He's talking to the cow! 780 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,250 Damn! 781 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:21,416 -Go on. Nobody is here. -Yes, I can see that. 782 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:29,833 Jesus, the flowers. Did you manage to talk to the hotel florist? 783 00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:33,208 Yes, of course. A fellow townsman helped me. 784 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:38,000 -Forty-eight roses. -Yes, 48 roses for Miss Ivonne Bialetti. 785 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:40,125 I hope they chose the most beautiful ones. 786 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,833 Very beautiful. The thorniest ones. Two thousand lire each, 787 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,750 plus 5,000 lire for the commission. You owe me 1,000 lire. 788 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,750 Good for you. Keep it up, and you'll be as intelligent as I am. 789 00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:50,458 An almost Milanese. Close the door. 790 00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:52,083 NO ENTRANCE TO NON-AUTHORIZED MILITARY 791 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:55,125 Hey! I've been waiting forever for you! 792 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:59,041 -Martinelli, you never do anything! -I never do anything? 793 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,125 -I think! -A women expert. 794 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,958 I like girls better 795 00:51:20,416 --> 00:51:23,166 Her name is Ivonne Bialetti. I'll make a pass at her. 796 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:27,083 You always come in second. Do you think I sleep? 797 00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:31,916 I've been after her since she arrived. Forget it. 798 00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:41,375 "The mice came out of the sewers." 799 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:44,666 As the poet Gabriele D'Annunzio said. 800 00:51:45,541 --> 00:51:47,125 Good heavens! 801 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:51,375 -Wait! -Didn't you say you followed her? 802 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:54,125 -That there's no hope? -Yes, I swear. 803 00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:56,625 Do you accept criticism? Excuse me a minute. 804 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:05,958 -Holy Saint Mark. -Madonna of the Carmine. 805 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,500 What a hottie. 806 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,958 -She is surely foreign. -Yes. 807 00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:14,041 I wish I could dance with her, but I don't know how to talk to her. 808 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:17,791 It's no big deal. Modestly, I can speak languages. 809 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:22,875 I'll tell you what. I'll talk to her and then introduce you to her. It's easy. 810 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500 Please, baby. 811 00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:29,000 Girl… Listen, you dancing with me? 812 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:33,791 Excuse me, miss. Would you dance with me? 813 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:37,666 Excuse me, miss. Would you dance with me? 814 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:42,750 -How should I speak? -Speak as your mother taught you. 815 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:47,666 Spanish! Damn! It's the only language I don't know. 816 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,958 I understand her very well. 817 00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:53,083 Look at that piece of girl. 818 00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:56,041 I'll introduce myself. I hope she speaks my language. 819 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:58,125 Excuse me. 820 00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,625 Miss, what language do you speak? 821 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:04,458 -What is your name? -Carmencita de Mendoza. 822 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,708 -I'm Bonvesin. Do you like wine? -Yes, very much. 823 00:53:07,791 --> 00:53:10,833 Bless you! I found a soulmate! 824 00:53:10,916 --> 00:53:13,750 As of today, we'll drink a lot together. 825 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,083 -Good morning. -Good morning. 826 00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:18,583 -I am Mr. Ambrogio Martinelli from Milan. -Tell me. 827 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:21,166 I'd like to know if Miss Ivonne Bialetti has arrived. 828 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:25,458 Yes, the lady arrived this morning. She is in room 122. 829 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:28,208 -Very well. -No, look, she is behind you. 830 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,666 My goodness! 831 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:38,041 -Ivonne, finally you're here. -My handsome soldier. 832 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:40,208 Shh. People must not know I am in the army. 833 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:42,916 Let's look for a peaceful spot to be alone. Over there. 834 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,125 -Okay. -Come on. 835 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,750 Stop, you ugly scum! 836 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:50,791 All right, I'm your prisoner. 837 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:54,708 I don't keep prisoners. I kill right away! Take that! 838 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,666 Stop! Murderer! 839 00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:02,333 -Don't kill me. -I'm crazy! 840 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:07,625 Enough. You've killed me enough. 841 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:11,458 -Tell me, where do you live? -There! 842 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:15,958 -That's where the tents are. -Yes, and so is my dad. 843 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:18,541 -Your father is there? -Yes. 844 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:20,958 What do you care? 845 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:23,875 Come with me. Let's go. 846 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:27,541 Take me to your dad. I want to know who he is. 847 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:30,958 "Dear Maria, unfortunately, the lawyer said 848 00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:35,375 that you'll be out in a few months. Meanwhile, I'd like…" 849 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:38,250 -Soldier Proietti! -Yes, sir! 850 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:41,416 Can you tell me who this child is? 851 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:44,750 The child, huh? You rascal. You got caught. 852 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:47,000 -He is my son. -Ah, he's your son. 853 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,375 -My pleasure. -Cute, huh? 854 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:52,083 I mean, do you think the camp is a nursery school? 855 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,583 -No, Sergeant, have pity. -Pity? 856 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,750 -I am an unfortunate father. -I don't care! 857 00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:58,125 -Sergeant, have pity! -No! 858 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:00,791 -This child's mother is… -Is she ill? 859 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:03,458 -No, she's in the shop. -A clothes shop? 860 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:04,875 -No, the shop. -What? 861 00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:05,916 In prison! 862 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,958 -I didn't know. -Cigarettes. 863 00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,208 -Nice family. -My country called me. 864 00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:13,791 -What could you do? -Where could I leave this boy? 865 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:17,750 He is my own flesh and blood, Sergeant. My own kin. 866 00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:20,791 -This is an army tent! -I know that! 867 00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:24,666 If Marshal Ciccio La Rosa finds out, he'll have me shot! 868 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:27,000 -Let's hope not! -What can I do? 869 00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:30,541 My poor little boy. They want to separate us! 870 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:34,916 -Dad, you act so well. -What can I do? 871 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,500 -What can I do? -What will I do? 872 00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:41,625 Do it for me, Sergeant. Do it in the name of your rank. 873 00:55:41,708 --> 00:55:46,166 You'll be a marshal soon, and then you'll be a captain. 874 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:49,250 -I kiss him. -No, I don't like children. 875 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:51,750 -I don't like them. Maybe a little bit. -Shut up. 876 00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,416 -Thank you. -Let's do something. 877 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:58,416 But we must both keep quiet about it. You must be quiet, too. 878 00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:01,791 -I will close an eye. -Thank you. 879 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:05,208 -Actually I'll close both. -Thanks. You are a saint. 880 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:08,958 -Listen, where is the exit? -In front of you, straight ahead. 881 00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:11,125 All right. I'm going. 882 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:14,625 -Sergeant, are you blind? -No, my eyes are closed. 883 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:17,083 -We didn't see each other. -Thank you, Sergeant! 884 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:20,583 -You're a friend. -Thank you. 885 00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:23,041 Thank you, sir. 886 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:26,708 You precocious delinquent. You wanted to ruin me. 887 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:30,416 Luckily, the sergeant is a man who likes children. 888 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:34,041 -If we had met the marshal… -He is a rat! 889 00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:59,166 -Sergeant Samperi! -Who is it? 890 00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:03,791 -Oh, Marshal. -What are you doing here? 891 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:08,875 I ran out of cigarettes, and the shop was closed, so… 892 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:12,708 By the way, has the tunnel been opened? Are the works finished? 893 00:57:12,791 --> 00:57:15,791 Yes. The last diaphragm fell this morning. 894 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:20,666 Unafraid of the danger, I personally inaugurated the tunnel. 895 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:23,833 Your zeal honors you, but don't overdo it. 896 00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:27,083 It's my duty, Marshal. Your methods have convinced me. 897 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,375 Well, tactic and discipline are elementary notions. 898 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:34,791 Elementary? This is middle school, high school, university. 899 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:37,750 -You are science in person. -I do what I can. 900 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,833 You are too modest. You're a real leader. Like Giovanni delle Bande Nere. 901 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:46,833 You are Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus, Gigi Riva… 902 00:57:46,916 --> 00:57:49,625 -Why Gigi Riva? -The national soccer team leader. 903 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:54,833 Bravo. You have earned a drink. Waiter. 904 00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:56,708 -Thanks. -Marshal La Rosa. 905 00:57:56,791 --> 00:57:57,791 Who is it? 906 00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,375 -Why are you there all on your own? -Captain Re. 907 00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:02,666 Come. Keep us company. 908 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:06,583 -Sit here with me. -Captain, we didn't want to bother. 909 00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:11,708 No bother. You are in the Italian army. This is a democracy. 910 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:21,583 -Marshal La Rosa. -Yes, sir. 911 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,416 Dance with my wife. 912 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,875 -Is that a wish? -It's an order. 913 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:30,208 -Sergeant Samperi! -I'm coming. 914 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,500 I may have you dance with the sergeant. 915 00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:36,791 -Dance with the lady. -What if the police stops me? 916 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:41,750 -No jokes. Captain's orders. -I get stuck with this every year. 917 00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:43,166 Go! 918 00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:46,833 -I like that sergeant. -We'll leave after this. 919 00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:50,625 -Madam, may I have this dance? -With pleasure. 920 00:58:50,708 --> 00:58:54,458 The pleasure is mine. May I? 921 00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:59,125 Excuse me. 922 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,916 She's a bit big. 923 00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:35,500 But she's agile. Look. 924 00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:38,958 I'd say… perky. 925 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:42,375 -Cumbersome. -Well, she's in good health. 926 00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:45,333 -Until death takes her. -What? 927 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:48,250 I mean, if death doesn't ruin her. 928 01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:48,291 -What are you doing? -Easy. Get the license plate number. 929 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:51,833 -Have you memorized it? -Yes. 930 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:03,875 Poor sergeant. I feel sorry for him. 931 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,375 Don't worry. He drives tanks. 932 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,250 -Watch out. Cucuzza is around. -Raise the bar. 933 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:20,833 -I'd have taken you to Saint-Tropez. -Take your sister, instead. 934 01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,541 -You'll be forever a guard. -Oh, get lost. 935 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:29,708 Be quiet! Shut up! 936 01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:33,625 -Carmencita de Mendoza will marry me! -Who gives a damn? 937 01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:40,041 -Carmencita will marry me. -Let's find who'll really marry you. 938 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:47,291 Who is it? If you take another step, I'll shoot! 939 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,916 -Goddamnit! -You talk to him. I got an idea. 940 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,541 Sergeant, I was sleeping in the tent. 941 01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:59,500 Suddenly, I had a nightmare 942 01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,125 and went out to get some air. 943 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,958 -Quiet. -Dear Cucuzza! 944 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:07,791 Samperi! You were here with Gagliardelli. 945 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:11,208 I went out to get some air! 946 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:17,791 -Were you doing an inspection? -Yes. 947 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:20,333 -Inspection! -Yes, inspection! 948 01:02:20,416 --> 01:02:23,458 -Let's go. -It's me, Bonvesin. 949 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:29,791 -Sergeant Cucuzza! -Yes, Marshal La Rosa! 950 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:33,791 -Inspect the bathrooms! They're dirty! -Yes, sir! 951 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:36,083 At this hour, the bathrooms. My goodness. 952 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,500 Sergeant, embrace the toilet seat and sing, "I Am Not Worthy of You"! 953 01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:48,125 Who was it? Enough with that! 954 01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:50,666 -Gentleman, we have an agreement. -Yes, sir. 955 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:55,791 With this strategic move, the Reds won't infiltrate our Blue departments. 956 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,000 Very very well. 957 01:02:58,083 --> 01:03:00,916 -What is going on? -Dispatch from headquarters. 958 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,375 -Give it here. -More mail from home, Lieutenant? 959 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:06,541 -No, it's a dispatch. -I'm supposed to receive the dispatches. 960 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:08,833 -How many times do I have to repeat it? -Sorry. 961 01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,750 They keep on playing guessing games. 962 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:16,333 Another coded message. Have it deciphered. 963 01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:19,208 -Yes, sir. -As I was saying… 964 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:22,166 -Have it translated. -Yes, sir. 965 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,291 -Translate. -No, sir. 966 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,833 -Why not? -Why? Must I do it here? 967 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:30,500 -Where else? -It won't be a secret. 968 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:33,041 -Hurry up. -What number is it? 969 01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:35,208 -There's only 78. -Seventy-eight. 970 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:38,583 So? Are you ready with this riddle? I mean this message? 971 01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:42,750 -Just a moment. We are translating. -We are translating. 972 01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:46,625 -Hurry up. Come on. -So, what does this 78 mean? 973 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:51,458 Seventy-eight… 974 01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:54,750 We are ruined, Marshal. It means "spy, disguise". 975 01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:57,500 -Perfect. -Perfect? 976 01:03:57,583 --> 01:04:01,416 Captain, the cipher is concise but eloquent. It says "spy and disguise". 977 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,208 It's as clear as sunlight. 978 01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:06,375 Espionage is under way. 979 01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:10,041 Marshal, find the spy by using disguises. 980 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:12,958 Start a counter-espionage action. 981 01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:16,458 -I'm on it. I'll find out and come back. -Ciccio. 982 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:20,458 -Goodbye. -Why goodbye? 983 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:22,666 You are leaving on a mission like 007. 984 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:28,208 -Sergeant, you'll come with me. -Then the mission becomes 0014. 985 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:31,416 -Excuse me. -Please. 986 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,916 It's kind of you, Doctor, to help me peel potatoes. 987 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,583 I am democratic at heart, and a hard worker. I'm almost Milanese. 988 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:42,666 -How many kilos did you peel? -Forty kilos. And you? 989 01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:45,416 Me… 990 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,500 Forty grams. It's so tiring. 991 01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:53,791 -My leave of absence arrived. -Now I must finish the 40 grams too. 992 01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:58,625 While your mother is on vacation 993 01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:02,541 I got badly swindled 994 01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:06,791 -My son, you certainly pee a lot. -Why, you never do? 995 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:09,583 Just once. You are like the Trevi Fountain. 996 01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:13,125 Such an effort, you have no idea. I'm so tired. I work too much. 997 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,000 I've even lost a button of my shirt. 998 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,041 How come, with your friends and father's connections… 999 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:23,750 If another war broke out, I'd be called back to the firm and discharged. 1000 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:28,708 I told my dad, but he doesn't want to start another war, it costs too much. 1001 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:32,458 -Can't you pretend you're sick? -The medical lieutenant is terrible. 1002 01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:36,083 I tried with every disease. Asiatic flu, the Spanish one, 1003 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,333 I even offered him money, but he's tough, he refused. 1004 01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:43,791 I can't believe I got the only Italian who doesn't care about money. 1005 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:46,375 Hey, wait a minute. 1006 01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:52,666 I've been told women are the doctor's only weak spot. 1007 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,750 -You want me to give it a try? -Yes! 1008 01:05:55,833 --> 01:06:00,125 Ivonne, 15 days of sick leave in Saint-Tropez. 1009 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:05,041 Me in shorts, and you in the nude. We'll have so much fun, Ivonne. 1010 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:07,375 -You can count on it. -Thanks. 1011 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:10,791 -Bonvesin. -Yes, sir. 1012 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:14,041 May I have a quick look? Good heavens. 1013 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:17,583 -Where is the medical lieutenant? -In the medical tent, of course. 1014 01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:20,083 -I'll go, then. -Thanks, Ivonne. 1015 01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,416 -Thank you. -Bye. 1016 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:27,958 -Bonvesin, she'll take care of it. -If she takes care of it, it's done. 1017 01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:30,125 To the infirmary! Run! 1018 01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:33,791 -Run! -Sentinel! What happened? 1019 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:38,375 A girl fell off a horse, Sergeant. Here in front of the camp's entrance. 1020 01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:41,458 Easy, boys. 1021 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:46,875 -Shall I give her the injection? -No, I will. 1022 01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,875 -Can we undress her? -Leave. 1023 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:51,333 -Why? -Leave, I said. 1024 01:06:51,416 --> 01:06:54,500 Yes, Doctor. He's so jealous. 1025 01:06:54,583 --> 01:06:56,708 Lieutenant, are you sure you don't need help? 1026 01:06:56,791 --> 01:06:58,791 -Out! -Yes, sir. 1027 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:02,125 Don't worry, Miss. Relax. 1028 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:04,166 -Does it hurt? -Ouch! 1029 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:08,041 It's not serious. Just a small bruise. 1030 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:11,166 Perhaps, but it hurts so much. 1031 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:14,166 Help me get up. 1032 01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:18,541 You have such a lovely smell. 1033 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:22,333 I thought all military doctors smelled like chloroform. 1034 01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:27,625 Maybe the others do. I disinfect my soldiers with Cologne. 1035 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:33,000 -Will I make it to the hotel? -The nurse will accompany you. 1036 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:38,458 -Why don't you accompany me? -I can't leave the camp, at the moment. 1037 01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:40,541 Unfortunately, I'm on duty. 1038 01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:43,875 Perhaps, as a doctor, 1039 01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:48,375 you could come to my hotel room to check for complications. 1040 01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:52,250 -So, will you come? -Okay, I will come for sure. 1041 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:57,041 -I'll count on it, then. -Yeah, count on it. 1042 01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,333 Dad, the pilgrims are here. 1043 01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:03,583 What a lovely assortment of second-hand stuff. 1044 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,875 -What are you doing here? -What do you care? 1045 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,916 -Who does this nice stuff belong to? -It's mine. 1046 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,125 -Romoletto, tell him. -We rent it out. 1047 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:15,833 -To whom? -To soldiers who go out at night. 1048 01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:18,625 Wow. What a great idea. 1049 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:23,666 When your service is over, you must come to Naples. You're wasted in Rome. 1050 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:26,875 Let's put on these clothes. I'll take care of the payment. 1051 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:30,625 -Wait a sec. What about the money? -I'll sign a promissory note. 1052 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:32,833 -Dad, don't trust him. -How do I look? 1053 01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:35,333 -Magnificent, sir. -Good. 1054 01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:38,583 -And you? Aren't you getting changed? -Yes, but… 1055 01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:41,416 If you don't have money, Dad will give you credit. 1056 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:45,791 -Yes, but I like the uniform. -Suits you. 1057 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,625 Excuse me, Miss. 1058 01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:24,250 Excuse me. 1059 01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:29,000 I'm sorry. Damn, what a slap! 1060 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:32,458 That's what you get for going into the ladies' room! 1061 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:35,708 Sex maniac pig! 1062 01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:39,208 -Hi. -Sorry. I am under cover. 1063 01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:42,375 -How did it go? -The lieutenant fell for it. 1064 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:45,166 -He's coming to the hotel tonight. -Ah, good. 1065 01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:49,791 -So will he give me a 15-day permit? -Judging by his look, maybe even 30. 1066 01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:51,666 Great. 1067 01:09:58,666 --> 01:09:59,666 Well… 1068 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:03,875 -Sergeant Samperi, the game begins. -Are we playing poker? 1069 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:07,333 No. I meant you must talk to me in a certain way. 1070 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,958 -What are you doing? -Finding the right tone. 1071 01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,583 Dear Baron, as I was saying, 1072 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:18,541 I bought a three-masted boat. 1073 01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:21,458 Mine is two-masted. 1074 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:25,625 -You didn't get a new boat? -No, I didn't. 1075 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:29,708 You know what they say… Row, row, row your boat 1076 01:10:32,291 --> 01:10:35,916 -I'm sensing something. -What is it? 1077 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,041 Recruit Martinelli is in civilian clothes with a woman. 1078 01:10:40,666 --> 01:10:43,416 -You want to arrest him? -Would you arrest him? 1079 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,500 -I wouldn't. -I see, you understand. 1080 01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:49,250 Martinelli is the spy. If we arrest him, we'll lose a lead. 1081 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,833 -I see. -For sure he's giving information to her. 1082 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,500 -Who does she give it to? -That's what we must find out. 1083 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:57,583 Let's leave quietly. 1084 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:04,666 When I fell off my horse, I really hurt myself. 1085 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:08,000 -I must have a bad bruise. -Try and get a massage. 1086 01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:10,791 -They're talking about massages. -They mean messages. 1087 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:14,625 -I see, secret massages. -I'd like a masseuse in the room. 1088 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,125 -She must be an expert. Room 122. -I will provide one. 1089 01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,416 Let's go. 1090 01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:22,916 -Did you get it? -No. 1091 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,750 -I see everything clearly. -I see everything black. 1092 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:26,833 What? 1093 01:11:29,875 --> 01:11:31,875 Let me take care of it. 1094 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,666 Are you the Black Pirate's daughter? May I? 1095 01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:41,833 I am the Baron of Seven Cream Rolls. 1096 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,625 -This is my friend. -May I? 1097 01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:52,375 I am Marquis Cioppa di Varasdin, Prosperous Hopes residence. 1098 01:11:53,791 --> 01:11:56,083 Go to hell, both of you. 1099 01:11:57,916 --> 01:12:00,333 A very well-mannered girl. 1100 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,375 -Duty is calling us. -Let's go. Hurry. 1101 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:35,291 Come in. 1102 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,625 No. No. 1103 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:46,166 How rude. 1104 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:51,083 Please come in. 1105 01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:04,958 Well? So? 1106 01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:08,750 -Well… -Do you have a cold? 1107 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:11,875 I caught a cold draft. 1108 01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,583 Just a moment. 1109 01:13:52,791 --> 01:13:54,708 That's nice. 1110 01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:12,041 -Is this okay? -Wonderful. 1111 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:14,833 -You have a wonderful touch. -I can do better. 1112 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,000 More… flour? 1113 01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:27,666 Shall we put an anchovy? 1114 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:46,750 It's tasteful. 1115 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,333 Madam, is this okay? Yeah? 1116 01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:01,458 It's hot, isn't it? 1117 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,833 This is a miraculous balm. 1118 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,125 Here. 1119 01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:25,041 Madam. 1120 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:29,875 Enough. Enough, madam. 1121 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:32,791 You've tired me out. 1122 01:15:33,875 --> 01:15:35,875 Don't tell me. 1123 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,750 I'm… leaving. 1124 01:15:49,916 --> 01:15:53,375 -Did you unveil anything? -Everything. 1125 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:57,333 -She unveiled herself. -Is Soldier Martinelli involved? 1126 01:15:57,416 --> 01:16:00,583 -Involved? -He just comes and goes. 1127 01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:08,750 I feel sick. My legs are giving out on me. 1128 01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:15,583 -A turn. -Excuse me, madam. Please. 1129 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:20,416 Maestro. 1130 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,083 -Oh, Madame. How are you? -Fine, not too bad. 1131 01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:25,333 -What a lovely dress. -You like it? 1132 01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:27,958 This dress makes me look slender. 1133 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:31,125 Magnificent! 1134 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:36,083 Madam Fiammetta, I know you like being subtle in reaching an objective, 1135 01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:38,458 but I am curious to hear about your idea. 1136 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:42,125 Women are curious 1137 01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:46,500 and you represent them so well, in the field of fashion, of course. 1138 01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:50,375 Be patient. Tonight I'll tell you everything. 1139 01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:53,958 Thank you, Madam. You are always well-mannered and delicate. 1140 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:57,208 -You're welcome. -I hang on to your every word. 1141 01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:59,625 -See you in the evening. -Yes, this evening. 1142 01:16:59,708 --> 01:17:01,708 Madame. Your skirt. 1143 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:08,750 -Good morning. -My joy. Weren't you going to the camp? 1144 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,625 -Didn't you have a headache? -It's gone. 1145 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:15,875 -So soon? -No. It took a long time. 1146 01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:19,375 -I can imagine. -Don't be funny. 1147 01:17:19,458 --> 01:17:22,000 -Let's go to our table! Come on! -Don't make a ruckus. 1148 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,916 Please, be quiet. Damn it. 1149 01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:31,750 -Sit down. -Yes, Ma'am. Yes! 1150 01:17:31,833 --> 01:17:33,833 Here. Fiammetta, cover up. 1151 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:36,541 Your headache has gone, and now I have a stomach ache. 1152 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,791 -What? -I'm saying, cover your stomach. 1153 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:41,458 -It's covered already. -Excuse me. 1154 01:17:41,541 --> 01:17:44,125 Madam, you're wanted on the phone. A long distance call. 1155 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:48,000 It's my sister. When she starts talking, nobody can stop her. 1156 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:51,166 Let her speak. You haven't seen her in so long. 1157 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,791 Let her open up. Take your time. 1158 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:58,958 Yes, okay. I'll take my time. Sure, I'll take my time. 1159 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:02,083 You are a wizard of medicine, Lieutenant. 1160 01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:05,208 You cured me right away. 1161 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:08,833 You deserve a prize, you know? 1162 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:15,000 Yes, I'll get it. And what a prize. 1163 01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:18,708 In a few hours, Lieutenant. 1164 01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:24,250 -Much before that. -You're impatient. 1165 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:27,041 Miss, may I have this dance? 1166 01:18:29,041 --> 01:18:31,333 -With pleasure. -Thank you. 1167 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,416 -Excuse me. -The way he dances is indecent. 1168 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,416 Where does he think he is? 1169 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:52,125 Yes, you're right. He's exaggerating a bit. 1170 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:56,541 -Do you know him? -You bet. 1171 01:18:56,625 --> 01:19:00,291 He's one of my officers, Lieutenant Doctor Fabrizio Lorenzi. 1172 01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:03,416 You should punish him with a week's arrest. 1173 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:06,875 He's young, Miss, and he likes women. 1174 01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:09,500 Can you imagine? He has a new one every day. 1175 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:14,958 One more reason to sentence him to life in prison. 1176 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,916 Life in prison? 1177 01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:26,791 -We are on the right track. -Let's go dance. 1178 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:30,458 No. We are on the right track because I found the spy. 1179 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:33,166 -Another one? Who is it? -I'm not mistaken this time. Look. 1180 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:36,958 She is beautiful, elegant, tall, pleasant. A siren. 1181 01:19:38,666 --> 01:19:41,583 A siren like an enchantress. Look. 1182 01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:44,791 She's bewitched the captain, and do you know how this will end? 1183 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:47,291 -How? -She'll leave soon. 1184 01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:49,375 -Do you know where she'll go? -No. Where? 1185 01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:50,791 To the captain's room, 1186 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:54,041 where she'll try to steal all the documents of the great maneuvers. 1187 01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:57,666 -What a plot. -But she won't succeed. You know why? 1188 01:19:57,750 --> 01:19:59,666 -Why? -I'll explain later. Follow me. 1189 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,750 -No, explain it now. -Later, I said. 1190 01:20:02,916 --> 01:20:05,041 -Thank you, Captain. -You're leaving? 1191 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:09,083 -Yes, I'm busy. So sorry. -Thank you, Miss. 1192 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:13,583 -Captain. She left you alone? -Yes, she is busy. 1193 01:20:13,666 --> 01:20:17,000 -May I do something for you? -Turn on your heels. 1194 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:20,166 -Like this? -You must go away. 1195 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:23,583 -Governmental. -Reformed. 1196 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:27,541 What are you doing at our table? 1197 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,500 That's what I should be asking you, Miss. 1198 01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:33,958 Fabrizio, listen carefully. 1199 01:20:36,208 --> 01:20:39,958 In one hour, Colonel Bianchi, my father, your commander, 1200 01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:44,583 will receive a telegram. Tomorrow, Captain Re will be informed. 1201 01:20:44,666 --> 01:20:46,666 Nicoletta, let me explain. 1202 01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:49,666 You'll have just enough time to pack your bags 1203 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,750 and the army will have one less doctor lieutenant. 1204 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:54,250 Got it? 1205 01:20:55,291 --> 01:20:59,833 I leave for a minute, and you take advantage right away. 1206 01:20:59,916 --> 01:21:02,208 -You liked that blond girl! -Hot stuff. 1207 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:04,291 -What? -I said she's nice. 1208 01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:06,958 Don't say anything else. Shame on you. 1209 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:09,583 The mermaid didn't come, but the whale did. 1210 01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,666 Where are the slippers? 1211 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,916 -Fiammetta, let me explain. -There are no explanations! 1212 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:22,416 Now she'll say, "Old senile goat! Ugly idiot! Disgusting worm!" 1213 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:25,708 Old senile goat! Ugly idiot! 1214 01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:29,375 -Disgusting worm! -Fiammetta, calm down. 1215 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:33,208 -She'll slap him now. -Oh yeah? Take that! 1216 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:35,625 Come on, stop using your hands. 1217 01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:38,916 Goddamnit. You have such heavy hands, too. 1218 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:44,041 -Come to bed right away. -Yes, dear. Let's make peace. 1219 01:21:44,125 --> 01:21:46,541 My Fiammetta. 1220 01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:48,708 My beautiful Fiammetta. 1221 01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:52,000 -Tell me again. -My beautiful Fiammetta. 1222 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,375 -Tell me. -You look lovely in pink. 1223 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:59,541 My beautiful Fiammetta. 1224 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:02,791 -Reconciliation is starting. -What will happen? 1225 01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:07,250 You'll see. God save the king. 1226 01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:12,125 Come on, smile. Let me see. 1227 01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,875 Ciccio, do you like these girls? They're not bad. 1228 01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:19,958 -What do you think? -Remember our mission. 1229 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:22,458 Good. Pull down your bathing suit. 1230 01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:24,583 Let me see your femininity. 1231 01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:26,875 You? Good. Turn around. 1232 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:31,750 There. These fish are very cute. Keep them on display. 1233 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:37,750 There. You're wearing too much stuff. Show yourself. Femininity. 1234 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:42,000 Unbutton your blouse. Turn around. 1235 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,875 Your stomach. Hold your stomach in. 1236 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,333 We'll meet tonight, okay? I am… 1237 01:22:57,833 --> 01:23:01,375 -Right. You're pretty. -Is that okay, maestro? 1238 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:04,458 You look like a Titian painting. 1239 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:07,791 -Take your vest off. -Yes, maestro. 1240 01:23:07,875 --> 01:23:10,500 -Call me by my first name. -With pleasure. 1241 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:11,750 You are fantastic. 1242 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,333 Girls, we will be very successful. 1243 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:19,083 -Come on, go change. Hurry up. -Thank you. 1244 01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:22,750 No, you stay here. I am thinking of a dress for you that's magnificent. 1245 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:26,291 -Ah, lovely. -It's all embroidered and it has… 1246 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:28,375 Maestro! 1247 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,375 -Bye, see you later. -All right. 1248 01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:38,125 -Madam. You've lost so much weight. -Yes, one kilo. 1249 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,250 -It really shows. -How kind of you. 1250 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:43,375 I can see, my idea has finally convinced you. 1251 01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:46,583 Perfect. Great strategy, Madam. 1252 01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:50,833 Your collaboration is priceless. It will surprise the public. 1253 01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:55,000 Especially my husband, who doesn't think I can do anything. 1254 01:23:55,083 --> 01:23:57,625 They wait for them on land, but they'll come from the sea. 1255 01:23:57,708 --> 01:24:01,250 Samperi, the captain's wife is the spy. 1256 01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:04,000 -What are you saying, Ciccio? -I know what I'm saying. 1257 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:07,625 The enemy will come from the sea, and we'll wait for it at sea. 1258 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:11,625 Let's inform the command. It'll be a tough blow for Captain Re. 1259 01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:12,708 Yeah. 1260 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:19,166 The Red troops are set up in the pine woods. 1261 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,791 I understand, I understand. 1262 01:24:21,875 --> 01:24:26,208 -And we are here. -I understand, I understand. 1263 01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:28,500 So, they can't surprise us. 1264 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:32,250 I understand, I understand. I understood that you understood. 1265 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:37,875 Everything is set up perfectly for the victory of the Blue departments. 1266 01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:41,125 -What is it? -Urgent from headquarters. 1267 01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:44,708 -Personal mail for Captain Re. -Give it here. Thank you. 1268 01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:48,416 I think I've already seen you somewhere. 1269 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,333 -Where have I seen you? -Where did he see you? 1270 01:24:51,416 --> 01:24:54,958 -At the camp, Captain. -Oh, I remember, I remember. 1271 01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:57,666 Lieutenant, I must remember. 1272 01:24:57,750 --> 01:25:01,083 At the camp? I remember, I remember… 1273 01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:04,208 Finally a non-coded dispatch. 1274 01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:08,000 It comes from our colonel. Very well. 1275 01:25:08,083 --> 01:25:10,583 Gentlemen, Colonel Bianchi informs us that… 1276 01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:12,458 -What, are you ill? -No, sir. 1277 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:16,791 As I was saying, Colonel Bianchi is informing us that at exactly 11:30 1278 01:25:16,875 --> 01:25:19,416 the great maneuvers will begin. 1279 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:23,458 In a few minutes, the artillery will start the support fire. 1280 01:25:23,541 --> 01:25:26,208 Yes, sir! It's for you, Captain. 1281 01:25:26,291 --> 01:25:28,750 -Hello? -It's for me, Lieutenant. 1282 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:32,583 Hello? Hello, Marshal La Rosa. 1283 01:25:35,458 --> 01:25:38,583 Great hit. Are you sure? 1284 01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:41,791 You heard it with your own ears? 1285 01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:46,708 Well, thank you. Over and out. 1286 01:25:46,791 --> 01:25:50,916 -Lieutenant. You are an attorney. -Yes, Captain, I have a degree in Law. 1287 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,458 -Very well. I need you. -Yes? 1288 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:55,458 Yes. I am divorcing from my wife. 1289 01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:58,750 -Why? -Military espionage. 1290 01:25:59,541 --> 01:26:02,833 Gentlemen, I have just been advised 1291 01:26:02,916 --> 01:26:06,708 that contrary to my expectations, the enemy will attack from the sea. 1292 01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:08,791 -Messenger. -Yes, sir. 1293 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:11,958 Order all the departments to change the deployment. 1294 01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:15,041 We must block the enemy on the shore line. 1295 01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:19,166 How will we get to the beach? It's a long uncovered stretch. 1296 01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:22,208 -Let me take care of it, Lieutenant. -We can go through the tunnel. 1297 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,041 What tunnel? 1298 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:27,875 The one Sergeant Samperi had excavated. It leads straight to the beach. 1299 01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:32,875 Perfect. The troops will reach the beach through the Samperi tunnel. 1300 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,916 Come on, guys, hurry up! 1301 01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:40,041 Hurry! Come on! 1302 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:06,791 -What do you see? -I don't see anything. 1303 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,958 Let's change the angle. Lower the periscope. 1304 01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:10,041 Yes. 1305 01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:18,333 Quick. Rapid immersion. 1306 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,625 -So? -Nothing. 1307 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:37,833 -It's impossible. -Do you think I am blind? 1308 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:39,750 Let me see. 1309 01:27:48,083 --> 01:27:50,500 -Enemy located. -Immersion. 1310 01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:54,000 Close the hatch. Open the fore topgallant. 1311 01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:57,000 Dad, I want to be at war too. 1312 01:27:57,083 --> 01:28:00,750 Romoletto, are you crazy? I told you to keep hiding. 1313 01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:04,458 Your mother got me in big trouble by going to prison. 1314 01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:08,083 -I am in this war with you and them. -You are in big trouble. 1315 01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:09,375 Mom is here! 1316 01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:12,333 What? No, she'll never come out. There is no amnesty for her. 1317 01:28:13,125 --> 01:28:17,083 The tobacco woman is out of jail. Oh, my goodness. 1318 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:20,916 -Mom, did they kick you out, too? -My handsome Romoletto! 1319 01:28:21,791 --> 01:28:26,083 -What are you doing here? -A war. Dad is here too. 1320 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:29,625 War? The scoundrel! 1321 01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:35,625 He took my son to a war. Where is that son of b…? 1322 01:28:36,208 --> 01:28:39,833 Sergeant Cucuzza, advise not to shoot until they're in the firing line. 1323 01:28:39,916 --> 01:28:43,625 But they are advancing. We must be cautious. 1324 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:46,125 Let's not waste bullets! Communicate! 1325 01:28:47,458 --> 01:28:49,708 Via radio, not via telegraph, you idiot. 1326 01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:53,000 -From the command post. -Yes, sir. 1327 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:56,625 I am talking to Cucuzza. But I can't hear very well. 1328 01:28:56,708 --> 01:29:00,375 I just understood that we can't waste bullets. 1329 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:06,500 -Come on, girls. Disembark. -They're not enemies, they're girls. 1330 01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:11,416 Attack! Cheers for women! Long live the Defense Minister! 1331 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:15,500 Immacolata, forgive me. The flesh is weak. I'm coming! 1332 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,125 Follow me! 1333 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:20,583 Wait for me. I'm almost Milanese. 1334 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,833 -Don't resist. You don't know who I am? -What is your name? 1335 01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:33,750 -Angelo. -An angel? Fly away, then. 1336 01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:38,541 Wait. Let's make love, not war! 1337 01:29:38,625 --> 01:29:43,333 Are you leaving? I'll take you to Saint-Tropez. Let's get the ticket. 1338 01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:44,916 Sir! Hey! 1339 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:49,375 I am Pasquale Gagliardelli from Naples! Vico Scassacocchi 29! 1340 01:29:49,458 --> 01:29:51,833 Hey, ladies, this way! 1341 01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:55,166 -What are you doing? -You'll see. 1342 01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:58,000 You are going to be safe in here! Hurry! 1343 01:29:58,083 --> 01:29:59,875 Why are you letting them in? 1344 01:29:59,958 --> 01:30:02,875 I mean… What… What are you doing? 1345 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:04,541 -Hurry up. -I don't… 1346 01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:07,875 -There you go. -But… I mean… 1347 01:30:08,625 --> 01:30:10,125 -You see what I did? -No. 1348 01:30:10,208 --> 01:30:12,458 We captured all the enemy's secret agents. 1349 01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:15,958 Hurry. This way. Come on. 1350 01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:32,000 That is the Blue campsite. We'll catch them by surprise! Hurry! 1351 01:30:35,583 --> 01:30:39,500 Come out, we won. You are our prisoners. 1352 01:30:41,166 --> 01:30:42,750 Woah, look at these girls. 1353 01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:47,416 Damn. First the Blues, then the Reds. It's a really black day. 1354 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:51,375 -Lieutenant. -What? 1355 01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:53,208 -It's the end. -What are you saying? 1356 01:30:53,291 --> 01:30:55,583 -The Blue troops screwed us. -Damn! 1357 01:30:55,666 --> 01:30:58,250 They came from the sea. They surrounded our departments. 1358 01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:00,250 Guys, let's go! 1359 01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:05,250 Open the door and have them come out with their hands up. 1360 01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,750 -The girls who are inside? -Come on! 1361 01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:14,625 I'll open now, and you all come out with your hands up. 1362 01:31:18,041 --> 01:31:22,708 Sergeant, with this tunnel you messed things up in a major way! 1363 01:31:22,791 --> 01:31:28,291 The camp is full of women! You're not coming for the gray-green dances? 1364 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:34,000 -Who is he? -He's… Soldier Proietti's son. 1365 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:37,250 -At the maneuvers? -Yes. 1366 01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,958 -Sergeant Samperi! -Yes, sir! 1367 01:31:41,041 --> 01:31:42,500 Get ready to be degraded! 1368 01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,208 Sergeant Samperi, one step forward. 1369 01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:48,208 -Ciccio, tell my family. -Congratulations. 1370 01:31:48,291 --> 01:31:51,958 With your clever interpretation of the deciphered messages, 1371 01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:57,000 with your tunnel, you had us win the great maneuvers. 1372 01:31:57,750 --> 01:32:00,500 Bravo. You deserve a solemn praise. 1373 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:02,541 -Furthermore… -He deserved it. 1374 01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:04,875 I entrust to you the organization of the show 1375 01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:08,250 we're doing for our kids. Poor things, they deserved it. 1376 01:32:08,333 --> 01:32:14,375 -What will you play for us? -Various numbers, songs, dances. 1377 01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:22,875 He's so funny. You should have been an artist. 1378 01:32:22,958 --> 01:32:27,250 Actually, I earn more in my military career. 1379 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:31,625 Friends, you can leave. 1380 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:34,875 -Yes, sir. -Not you, Marshal La Rosa. 1381 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:40,458 Marshal La Rosa, I have something for you too. 1382 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,125 -A private praise? -No. 1383 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:45,875 One month under arrest, as soon as we get back. 1384 01:32:45,958 --> 01:32:47,666 -Understand? -Why? 1385 01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:51,916 False intelligence about a non-existent spy. 1386 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,166 And therefore, no divorce! 1387 01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:15,416 I'll play and sing "The Recruit in Love" for you. 1388 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,166 Sorry if I don't keep the pace. It's the first time I play. 1389 01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:20,250 Come on, Gagliardelli! 1390 01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:25,416 I am an artillery soldier 1391 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:29,125 But who will give me the strength? 1392 01:33:29,208 --> 01:33:31,625 You are my whole life 1393 01:33:31,708 --> 01:33:35,375 And if you are far from me I can't live anymore 1394 01:33:35,458 --> 01:33:40,291 The alarm rings, but I don't wake up And when I eat, I only think of you 1395 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:48,000 I don't want to live without you I don't want to march without you 1396 01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:52,750 Marshal, why didn't you organize the performance this year? 1397 01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:55,333 It's not my fault, Madam. 1398 01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:58,333 -You see, I was arrested for a month. -Why? 1399 01:33:58,416 --> 01:34:01,291 False intelligence. A non-existent spy, and no divorce. 1400 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:05,208 Who had the guts to put my best officer under house arrest? 1401 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:07,208 -You did, Captain. -What? 1402 01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:11,625 I mean, Captain, you don't know anything about this? 1403 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:13,708 No. What happened? 1404 01:34:13,791 --> 01:34:17,458 Then go and direct the show, right away. 1405 01:34:17,541 --> 01:34:20,416 -May I? -Obey Re's wife! 1406 01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:22,333 -Quick! -Yes, sir. 1407 01:34:22,416 --> 01:34:25,000 Thank you, my queen… Madam. 1408 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:35,083 Thank you, everyone. 1409 01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:37,458 -How did I do? -Damn you! 1410 01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:39,958 -I liked him. -You were disgusting. 1411 01:34:40,041 --> 01:34:41,875 Get on the stage. 1412 01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:44,500 Just a moment! Attention! 1413 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:47,916 -Mrs. Re ordered me to direct the show. -But… 1414 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,208 All the numbers you chose are canceled. 1415 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:54,958 -No! -Quiet! Orders cannot be discussed! 1416 01:34:55,041 --> 01:34:59,208 We'll do a sketch on leave of absence. Choose a suitable man. 1417 01:34:59,291 --> 01:35:02,416 -Me! -No. You are too short. You go. 1418 01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,875 -Who was chosen as the host? -Me. 1419 01:35:04,958 --> 01:35:07,291 -Good. You know what you must say? -Yes, sir. 1420 01:35:07,375 --> 01:35:09,583 Ladies and… 1421 01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:14,375 -That's enough. You'll be the host. Go. -Me? What should I do? 1422 01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:16,583 Just speak like Mike Bongiorno. 1423 01:35:16,666 --> 01:35:19,875 -Can I be an assistant? -No, you are too short. 1424 01:35:19,958 --> 01:35:22,875 -You, go! -Go, with Holy Mary. 1425 01:35:25,208 --> 01:35:28,791 Friendly listeners, good evening. Are you all well? 1426 01:35:28,875 --> 01:35:32,208 Surprise sketch. Now you will see what can happen 1427 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:35,250 to a soldier who is about to go on leave. 1428 01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,916 -Bravo, Bonvesin! -Cheers! Cheers! 1429 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:48,875 Soldier Bianchi, come. 1430 01:35:48,958 --> 01:35:50,958 Are you going on leave? 1431 01:35:51,041 --> 01:35:54,166 Go have fun. Lots of women. 1432 01:35:54,250 --> 01:35:58,333 You're lucky. Remember not to miss out on anything. 1433 01:35:58,416 --> 01:36:00,541 Go have fun. Come on. 1434 01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,000 Great. Really great! 1435 01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:07,875 This is not a barracks. This is the grand hotel. 1436 01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:10,083 Well, a soldier goes out on leave. 1437 01:36:10,166 --> 01:36:15,083 And you wish him well instead of checking if everything is in order? 1438 01:36:15,166 --> 01:36:18,083 -Everything is in order, it seems. -It seems? 1439 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:21,500 None of that "seems"! You must be sure! 1440 01:36:22,833 --> 01:36:26,083 -Let's begin with the hat. -What about the hat? 1441 01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:30,708 So I imagined. It's too mushy! 1442 01:36:30,791 --> 01:36:34,166 This isn't a hat, it's a bedsheet! 1443 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:37,791 The army doesn't supply starch. Sorry. 1444 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:41,000 Quiet! Do you think this is a tie? 1445 01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:42,625 Touch it! 1446 01:36:42,708 --> 01:36:46,875 It's not a tie! It's a collar for stray dogs! 1447 01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:51,583 The shoes are dirty and the pants aren't ironed. 1448 01:36:51,666 --> 01:36:58,166 I bet that under the shirt, Soldier Bianchi doesn't wear an undershirt. 1449 01:36:58,250 --> 01:37:03,583 -I didn't know that. -Let's find out right away. 1450 01:37:03,666 --> 01:37:05,958 -Take your shirt off! -Take your shirt off! 1451 01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:09,291 -No! -Take your shirt off! 1452 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:10,791 I won't take it off. 1453 01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:14,333 -Did you explain the sketch? -Yes. 1454 01:37:14,416 --> 01:37:19,208 For the third time, take off your shirt, or we'll take it off! 1455 01:37:19,291 --> 01:37:21,625 -I refuse! -He refuses! 1456 01:37:21,708 --> 01:37:24,541 -Immobilize him! -No! 1457 01:37:25,333 --> 01:37:27,791 I don't want to. 1458 01:37:28,458 --> 01:37:31,166 What is it, Marshal? He's not wearing an undershirt? 1459 01:37:35,541 --> 01:37:38,375 -She doesn't know how to swim! -Help! I'm drowning! 1460 01:37:38,458 --> 01:37:42,083 Guys, I'll grant a 15-day leave to whoever saves Soldier Bianchi! 1461 01:37:42,166 --> 01:37:46,291 I don't care about the doctor. I'll get that leave, and off to Saint Tropez. 1462 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,583 You dive too! 1463 01:37:55,875 --> 01:37:58,791 Come on, boys! Are you letting him drown? 1464 01:37:58,875 --> 01:38:01,708 -Help! -I don't know how to swim. 1465 01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:03,916 Stop. I will save him. 1466 01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:12,791 Dad, that piece of shit Martinelli screwed you! 1467 01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:19,791 Come on. I am your safety, and you are mine. 1468 01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:23,500 Lieutenant, what are you doing, just standing there? 1469 01:38:23,583 --> 01:38:25,833 Quick, perform mouth-to-mouth breathing. 1470 01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:27,125 Yes, sir. 1471 01:38:27,208 --> 01:38:30,125 Captain, may I perform the mouth-to-mouth breathing? 1472 01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:32,125 -There's only one thing you must do. -What? 1473 01:38:32,208 --> 01:38:34,916 -Go to the countryside for a few days. -Like Marianna! 1474 01:38:46,666 --> 01:38:48,666 Fabrizio. 1475 01:38:54,125 --> 01:38:58,000 Ciccio, is the lieutenant a homosexual? 1476 01:39:00,416 --> 01:39:03,291 No. I'll explain. He is… 1477 01:39:06,375 --> 01:39:07,375 Are you sure? 1478 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:13,125 That is what freedom is 1479 01:39:13,875 --> 01:39:17,500 Come and be a soldier with us 1480 01:39:17,583 --> 01:39:20,833 Come and be a soldier with us 1481 01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:21,916 THE END 111686