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Previously on Monarch...
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♪ You broke my heart ♪
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♪ My body and mind. ♪
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- You stole mama's song!
- You mean before you could?
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Of course you helped Mama die.
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You're just like her.
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Wade, you got a song for me?
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My style does tend
more towards the, uh...
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Lovesick young cowboy?
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Jamie Burke, producer out of Atlanta.
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Yeah, charmed.
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Nicky, you're so talented.
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I want you to know it really is
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a pleasure meeting you.
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I feel terrible doing this to Gigi.
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That's what you said last time.
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How far along are you?
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Luke doesn't even know yet.
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Dottie was being blackmailed.
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$50,000 a month, every month.
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You tell 'em that Albie Roman
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ain't paying 'em another cent.
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It's done.
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_
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Pretty as the day I first met you.
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You are too sweet.
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Come on, sugar.
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Right in there.
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Thank you.
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I got here as quick as I could.
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Any luck figuring out who
these blackmailers are?
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Like I said, they're pros.
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Communication's airtight.
End-to-end encryption,
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asymmetric algorithms.
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In English.
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They're ciphers. Impossible to trace.
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Then I want you to set up a meeting.
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What? No, Albie...
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I want to meet these vultures in person.
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And look 'em in the eye.
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They're gonna pay for
the pain they caused her.
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Albie, I don't think you understand.
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These people are dangerous.
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Here's what you don't understand.
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So am I.
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Excuse me, what are
you doing in here? Hey!
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Clive!
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Well, I'm making a ginger
and turmeric smoothie.
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They say it improves your mood.
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Well, it is certainly
not improving mine.
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Do you think two weeks in the
guest house is gonna, like,
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make me forget who you are?
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Actually, the time apart's
been quite the revelation.
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See, we all knew that your mother
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had terminal cancer, but, uh...
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I always wondered...
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how she passed so quickly.
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And now I know.
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You killed her.
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I did not kill her.
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And I have the proof.
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Oxycodone, Nick, which
you gave to her, no doubt.
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I helped her open
the bottle is what I did.
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That's a distinction
known only to you, me,
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and Dottie... God rest her soul.
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What do you want?
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Penthouse suite,
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200 grand walking-around money.
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Ah, to start.
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Are you insane? It's what she wanted.
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Or maybe you wanted
to be Queen of Country
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just a little bit sooner
than Dottie was ready
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to relinquish the crown.
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It's hot as hell.
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Somebody please remind me why we shoot
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the Roman Family Christmas
special in July again?
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You know why. 'Cause Christmas
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was your mama's favorite holiday,
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and this way she could
have it twice a year.
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And so a Roman tradition was born.
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Fake Christmas.
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Which brings us to why we're all here.
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We are gonna be filming the
special all week, and viewership
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has been a little off lately.
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No kidding. This show is so dated.
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All we're missing is VCRs
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and "Re-elect Reagan" spots.
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It may be old-fashioned, but
Mama loved tradition, so...
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You know what else Mama liked? Ratings.
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So why don't we bring this show
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into the 21st century?
You know, maybe update it
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- for the under-80 crowd.
- Spoken like a true millennial.
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Are you two still mad at
each other over the rodeo?
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- I'm not mad at her.
- Why would she be?
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She's the one who stole my song.
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And now it's number one on Spotify.
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Technically, it was Mama's song.
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Technically, you're a thieving,
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backstabbing bitch.
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Good, this is just that
Christmas spirit I love.
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Enough.
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This special is a tradition
that your mama loved.
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But, Daddy, everyone knows
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- you never liked it.
- But your mama did.
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Half of a marriage is partnership.
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And the other half...
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is keeping your mouth shut.
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I'll see y'all at the studio.
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Look at me.
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Is this really the image that you want
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for one of Monarch's
hottest up-and-coming acts?
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You look adorable.
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That's what the fans want.
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Do you even know who my fans are?
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They're single moms and lesbians.
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They don't care about adorable.
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They want honest and real.
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Geeg, I don't know why you
complain about this every year.
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- It's...
- It's tradition, yeah, I know.
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Just like toxic masculinity
and the Confederacy.
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You're really not gonna
like what Clive's done now.
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- _
- Unbelievable.
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I-I call him out for
cheating, and then...
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he's the hot stud and I'm, what am I?
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I'm, oh, I'm pathetic
and I can't move on.
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- Who is she?
- Some young skank. Who cares?
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You need to show your
fans you've moved on
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right now.
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- I mean, you have.
- You mean Wade?
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That's just... It was just some fling.
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I'm not judging you, sweetie.
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But there's a double standard. I mean,
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Clive can whore it up all over
town and his stock goes up.
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You need to... bravely open yourself up
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to a new relationship.
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Something people can root for.
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Go public as a couple with Wade.
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But we're not a couple.
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And the Romans aren't the perfect family
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that sit around the fire and sip eggnog
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and sing "Frosty the Snowman."
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But people want to believe
what they want to believe.
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So...
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You, what, you want me to go...
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out on a fake date?
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As your publicist, I think
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you and Wade will keep you exciting,
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yet still wholesome and aspirational.
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As your friend, I know
that you and Wade will give
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Clive a taste of his own medicine.
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- I'll think about it.
- Well, don't think too long.
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Clive is probably
making out with at least
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one of the Kardashians as we speak.
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Where the hell are they?
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They ain't coming.
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Everybody's a badass till they ain't.
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Listen, I know we're all busy
with the Christmas special,
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but we need to talk.
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My sister may be a giant pain in the ass
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who hates my guts right
now, but I am not...
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gonna sit quietly in the background
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when her entire future
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with the only woman she ever
loved hangs in the balance
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Nicky, I love her, too.
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- We all do.
- Right, because
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nothing says I love you more
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than sleeping with the brother-in-law.
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Listen, this wasn't some sordid affair.
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All right, there are real feelings here.
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Yeah, but it was a mistake, obviously.
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We're deeply sorry for it and it's done.
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Good, because right now we have
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a much bigger problem
that's harder to hide.
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A baby.
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Yeah, well, Gigi and I have
been wanting another one, so...
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I know, which leads me to why
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I invited you both here, because I think
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I might have a solution
that, that suits all of us.
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So listen up and keep an open mind.
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Oh, "Deck the Halls," how original.
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Psst.
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Yay.
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What brings you by here?
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This is such a surprise.
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What, I need an excuse
to come visit my wife?
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Oh, I see, you want something.
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- I get it.
- No.
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I just, um...
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I've been thinking a
lot about our plan...
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to have another baby.
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Really?
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Right now?
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I know it sounds crazy,
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but since we decided I'd carry,
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what if we fast-track this whole thing
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and ask Luke to be our donor?
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Luke? My brother?
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Chiseled CEO
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with a daddy complex Luke?
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I know, I...
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Well, what made you think of him?
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It's common to ask
a relative or a close friend.
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Okay, but I'm not sure if having
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another baby right now is a great idea.
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I-I'm trying to light
a fire under my career.
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Why the rush?
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We have all the time in the world.
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Gigi, we need you on set.
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- Got to go.
- Oh. Bye.
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Bye, honey.
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I guess when you're rich and famous,
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you're allowed to have two Christmases.
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Amazing.
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Mom.
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- Is that Wade Stellings?
- It is.
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I told you everybody would be here.
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And now you are, too.
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Hey, there.
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You ready to pretend it's Christmas?
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Hi.
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It's, um...
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It's good to see you again.
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It is, but now I believe
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we're late for our wardrobe fitting.
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This isn't the junior prom.
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We're here for one reason
and one reason only.
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To work.
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Not to meet cute boys.
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- Bye.
- Roman Family Christmas
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has been Stellings family
viewing since I was little.
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My mama called it "comfort
food for the soul."
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She can't believe I'm a guest star.
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We're lucky to have you.
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Maybe next time you'll ask me yourself.
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All right, so this isn't
about the Christmas special.
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You didn't have to have our
publicists arrange another date.
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You could have just asked. I
mean, I have seen you naked.
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Yeah, and it was fun.
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But I'm not a one-night-stand
kind of girl.
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That's why my publicist reached
out... it's a fake date, PR.
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I'm not here for fake anything.
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All right, why are you here?
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For you.
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Bye.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Hi.
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You doing okay?
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I know Fake Christmas
isn't the same without Mama.
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Nothing's the same without Mama.
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What's wrong, Daddy?
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Well, it's like this. Your mother...
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she was being blackmailed.
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What? How do you know that?
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Marty.
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Said it'd been going on for the...
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better part of the last ten years.
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Well, I don't understand.
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Wh-Who? And why?
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"Who" is on my to-do list.
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00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:26,506
But "why"?
264
00:13:27,522 --> 00:13:29,379
I think she was protecting me.
265
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,753
My affair. You know,
the one I told you about.
266
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,032
That was years ago.
267
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:37,493
Somebody must've known.
268
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:38,923
And you know your mother.
269
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:41,652
The Roman image was important to her,
270
00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:44,157
at... at any expense.
271
00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:45,600
I don't think that was it.
272
00:13:46,562 --> 00:13:49,563
The night Mama passed,
she said something to me.
273
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:53,701
I've done things that can
never be forgiven.
274
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:56,961
I didn't know...
275
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,576
what it meant. I-I still don't, but...
276
00:14:01,309 --> 00:14:02,462
it wasn't about you.
277
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,767
I think Mama may have
secrets of her own.
278
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,048
Another lump of coal for you, Gigi.
279
00:14:21,053 --> 00:14:22,806
That's okay, Nicky.
280
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:25,386
'Cause coal turns into diamonds.
281
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,280
And like Mama always said,
282
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:29,285
your luck is what you make it.
283
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,975
- And Mama turned her luck...
- Ridiculous.
284
00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:35,076
They're grown women now.
285
00:14:36,522 --> 00:14:38,780
Oh, don't, don't be a grinch.
286
00:14:38,785 --> 00:14:41,416
They're helping people feel
better about their lives.
287
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:43,670
We're the first family of country music.
288
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,416
And that's degrading.
289
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,090
Look, all right, I know
you never had any of this
290
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,155
when you were growing up.
291
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,318
You had no Christmas, no music...
292
00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:53,623
no love.
293
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:56,554
But even though our girls
are out there pretending,
294
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,045
the audience,
295
00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,199
what they're feeling is real.
296
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:02,709
Real love, real joy.
297
00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:06,594
Just what I feel every morning
when I wake up with you.
298
00:15:06,835 --> 00:15:09,256
Now don't you think
everybody is entitled
299
00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,338
to have just a little bit of that?
300
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,522
What would I be without you?
301
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,295
Oh, you'd be fine.
302
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,951
And you're never gonna
have to find out because
303
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,998
I'm always gonna be with you.
304
00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:26,204
And Mama turned her luck
305
00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:29,131
into a lot of diamonds.
306
00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:31,147
Mm-hmm.
307
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,709
Cut!
308
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,138
Check it.
309
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:35,569
Hey, Geeg?
310
00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:37,649
Do not follow me.
311
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,987
Or I'm gonna show you where
to shove that lump of coal.
312
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,694
All right, well, I need to talk to you.
313
00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:45,576
Please, I need my best friend right now.
314
00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:47,632
I have a fake date with Wade Stellings.
315
00:15:47,637 --> 00:15:49,405
- Say what now?
- It's to show everybody
316
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,002
that I'm moving on.
317
00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,963
You've done worse for the press.
318
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:55,398
Just treat it like a work dinner.
319
00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:58,221
Yep. I slept with him.
320
00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:00,891
Oh.
321
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:03,134
Now this is getting good.
322
00:16:04,107 --> 00:16:06,678
- So what's the problem?
- He's a lot younger than me.
323
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:08,940
And I don't even know who
I am with a man anymore.
324
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,278
Would you stop thinking for once?
325
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,795
Geez Louise! Just go have fun.
326
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:16,670
Nobody deserves that more than you do.
327
00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:18,272
Really?
328
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,803
Really.
329
00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:23,701
You're still a sneaky,
conniving bitch, though.
330
00:16:29,037 --> 00:16:31,671
Gigi says now's not the
right time for another baby.
331
00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:34,014
And you know how she is.
332
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,655
Yeah, of course I know how she is.
333
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,900
She's a Roman.
334
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,479
She's set in her ways.
335
00:16:39,484 --> 00:16:41,482
Well, every day I'm
getting closer to showing.
336
00:16:41,912 --> 00:16:44,355
I mean, there is something
we haven't talked about.
337
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,576
What?
338
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:47,656
I mean, Nicky has no say over us.
339
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,772
There is no us, Luke.
340
00:16:49,777 --> 00:16:51,537
That's what I'm saying, there could be.
341
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,433
No, there can't.
342
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:55,909
You are my brother-in-law.
And I am in love
343
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,172
with your sister.
344
00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:58,815
We were a mistake.
345
00:16:59,131 --> 00:17:00,866
And-and at this rate,
346
00:17:00,871 --> 00:17:02,462
next week's Jerry Springer.
347
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:04,873
You're serious?
348
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:07,123
You really think that plan
of Nicky's is gonna work?
349
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:08,788
It is ridiculous.
350
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:11,553
At this point, it's
the only hope I've got.
351
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:14,256
So if you care about me,
352
00:17:14,261 --> 00:17:17,480
please help me hold
onto the life I want...
353
00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:20,293
with Gigi.
354
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,424
Um, thank you for dinner.
355
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,819
Hey, I had fun.
356
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,395
Thank you.
357
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,049
And since our publicists set it up,
358
00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:42,629
it's a tax write-off.
359
00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:46,601
Nicky, I've been
crushing on you for years.
360
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:49,340
I even had your poster
up in my dorm room.
361
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,347
I used to fantasize about...
362
00:17:51,352 --> 00:17:53,012
Yeah, you can stop right there.
363
00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,850
Singing with you
364
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,934
one day.
365
00:17:59,658 --> 00:18:01,308
Hey...
366
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,452
no disrespect to your marriage, but...
367
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,497
I always hoped you'd be single someday.
368
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:08,776
I don't know what to say.
369
00:18:08,781 --> 00:18:10,264
Well...
370
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,006
say you'll do a song with me.
371
00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:17,497
Okay.
372
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,098
You ready?
373
00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:26,858
- Thank you.
- Nicky Roman, ladies and gentlemen.
374
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:34,244
Hey, I'm honored.
375
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,766
Let's hear it.
376
00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:39,896
♪ Picture perfect memories ♪
377
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,786
- ♪ Scattered all around the floor ♪
- Oh, yeah.
378
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,888
♪ Reaching for the phone 'cause ♪
379
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:52,378
♪ I can't fight it anymore ♪
380
00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:56,403
♪ And I wonder ♪
381
00:18:56,408 --> 00:19:01,465
♪ If I ever cross your mind ♪
382
00:19:02,828 --> 00:19:05,162
♪ For me it happens ♪
383
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,019
♪ All the time ♪
384
00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:10,577
♪ It's a quarter after one ♪
385
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,524
♪ I'm all alone ♪
386
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:16,445
♪ And I need you now ♪
387
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:19,590
♪ And I said I wouldn't call ♪
388
00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:24,363
♪ But I'm a little drunk
and I need you now ♪
389
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,185
♪ And I don't know ♪
390
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:30,734
- _
- ♪ How I can do without ♪
391
00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:33,041
♪ I just need you ♪
392
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:38,925
- _
- ♪ Now ♪
393
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,950
♪ I just need you ♪
394
00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:48,309
- _
- ♪ Now. ♪
395
00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:51,012
- There she is.
- Thank you.
396
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,088
Wicky!
397
00:19:56,123 --> 00:19:58,653
Well, that went viral fast.
398
00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,644
Given that they've waited
all this time in the heat,
399
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,208
might as well give them what they want.
400
00:20:02,297 --> 00:20:03,905
Well, if you insist.
401
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,270
I'm not that girl on the poster.
402
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:13,331
Of course you are.
403
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:15,753
You're exactly like I
always thought you'd be.
404
00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:28,671
Everybody's shipping "Wicky."
405
00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:30,756
You'll be on next week's cover for sure.
406
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:34,081
Well, you can send 18 copies to Clive.
407
00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:36,043
One for every single
year we were married.
408
00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:38,273
Well, you make the cutest elf.
409
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:42,598
That was the best fake
date I've ever had.
410
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:46,281
Hey, when you're done practicing
your solo, I'll be in my trailer
411
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,602
later if you want to, um,
412
00:20:48,607 --> 00:20:51,887
roast some chestnuts or... something.
413
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,866
All right.
414
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:55,253
Hey, Mom.
415
00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:57,108
Hey. Are you done filming?
416
00:20:57,335 --> 00:20:58,536
Do you want me to pick you up?
417
00:20:58,902 --> 00:20:59,924
Not yet.
418
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,145
They said we're running late.
419
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,147
Looks like I'm gonna be
here until at least midnight.
420
00:21:03,151 --> 00:21:04,633
Oh, okay, okay.
421
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,527
Well, then call me as
soon as you're done.
422
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,348
I will. Love you.
423
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,139
Hey.
424
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,102
Almost too easy.
425
00:21:30,717 --> 00:21:34,812
♪ I said I wanna touch the earth ♪
426
00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:38,237
♪ I wanna break it in my hands ♪
427
00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:41,360
♪ I wanna grow something wild ♪
428
00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:44,324
♪ And unruly ♪
429
00:21:45,078 --> 00:21:47,734
♪ I wanna sleep on the hard ground ♪
430
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,424
♪ In the comfort of your arms ♪
431
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:54,686
♪ On a pillow of blue bonnets ♪
432
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:58,428
♪ In a blanket made of stars, oh ♪
433
00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:01,172
♪ It sounds good ♪
434
00:22:01,177 --> 00:22:03,528
♪ To me ♪
435
00:22:03,693 --> 00:22:07,890
♪ I said, cowboy take me ♪
436
00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:09,439
♪ Away ♪
437
00:22:10,256 --> 00:22:12,349
♪ Fly this girl as high ♪
438
00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:16,859
♪ As you can into the wild blue ♪
439
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:20,360
♪ Set me free, oh ♪
440
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,865
♪ I pray ♪
441
00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:26,530
♪ Closer to heaven above ♪
442
00:22:26,535 --> 00:22:30,204
♪ And closer to you ♪
443
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:34,528
♪ Closer to you ♪
444
00:22:43,869 --> 00:22:46,637
Not enough cowboys around anymore.
445
00:22:46,981 --> 00:22:48,631
Nope.
446
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:50,791
You know, when I was a
kid, I dressed as a cowboy
447
00:22:50,796 --> 00:22:52,370
for Halloween one year.
448
00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:54,559
I had a lasso and everything.
449
00:22:54,564 --> 00:22:56,322
That's cute.
450
00:22:56,535 --> 00:22:58,405
You don't strike me as a cowboy.
451
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,910
You don't strike me as someone
452
00:22:59,915 --> 00:23:01,915
who wants a cowboy to take her away.
453
00:23:03,086 --> 00:23:05,070
Well, I'd say everybody wants
454
00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:07,348
a cowboy once in their life.
455
00:23:08,765 --> 00:23:10,645
I know your mom built this empire
456
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:13,000
on being the ideal family and all.
457
00:23:13,463 --> 00:23:15,963
But you don't have to
be perfect all the time.
458
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,504
No one is.
459
00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:20,868
My mama always told me that if...
460
00:23:21,092 --> 00:23:23,278
you act like everything is perfect,
461
00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:24,864
then...
462
00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,405
it will be.
463
00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:29,004
Don't know if I believe her, but...
464
00:23:29,009 --> 00:23:31,192
Yeah, your mother was a huge loss.
465
00:23:31,338 --> 00:23:33,445
For all of you in different ways.
466
00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:35,426
You talking about my daddy?
467
00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:38,940
I've, I've... tried
my best to help him...
468
00:23:38,945 --> 00:23:40,713
Well, no one can be
all things to all people
469
00:23:40,718 --> 00:23:41,718
without any help.
470
00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:43,845
Have you ever heard of Dottie Roman?
471
00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,624
Yeah, well...
472
00:23:45,629 --> 00:23:47,709
maybe quit worrying about being Dottie.
473
00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:49,517
And just focus on being
Nicky for a change.
474
00:23:49,522 --> 00:23:51,689
Well, that is very easy for you to say.
475
00:23:52,314 --> 00:23:54,619
Supposedly a woman has to...
476
00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:57,483
be it all, have it all.
477
00:23:57,488 --> 00:23:59,525
Not if she chooses the right cowboy.
478
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,450
Well, you already said that...
479
00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:05,411
that's not me.
480
00:24:06,163 --> 00:24:08,147
I can take care of myself.
481
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:10,015
I'm sure you can.
482
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,519
The question is...
483
00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:13,065
why would you want to?
484
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:26,114
I can't believe I'm here.
485
00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:28,786
If my mom knew, she'd kill us both.
486
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,991
- Well, should I take you back?
- Are you crazy?
487
00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:33,903
Two weeks ago, I was in Albuquerque
488
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,864
studying for my chem finals,
489
00:24:35,869 --> 00:24:37,786
and now I'm here.
490
00:24:38,290 --> 00:24:39,848
With you.
491
00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:43,243
I feel like Cinderella.
492
00:24:44,197 --> 00:24:46,317
Your home is beautiful.
493
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,626
Your whole world is beautiful.
494
00:24:54,123 --> 00:24:56,130
So are you.
495
00:25:10,064 --> 00:25:11,904
They're ready for you.
496
00:25:13,587 --> 00:25:15,420
Look at me.
497
00:25:16,454 --> 00:25:19,697
Every time I do this special,
I'm five years old again.
498
00:25:19,826 --> 00:25:22,677
Nicky is the perfect pretty princess
499
00:25:22,682 --> 00:25:25,044
and I'm the fat gay Nutcracker.
500
00:25:28,037 --> 00:25:29,776
I thought my life had moved past this.
501
00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:31,114
Hey.
502
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,911
You are my Nutcracker.
503
00:25:32,924 --> 00:25:34,181
Well...
504
00:25:34,404 --> 00:25:36,644
let's hope you still feel
that way after I go out there
505
00:25:36,649 --> 00:25:38,458
and make a big fool of myself.
506
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,151
Then don't.
507
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:42,997
What do you mean?
508
00:25:43,002 --> 00:25:45,002
Either walk off this set
509
00:25:45,356 --> 00:25:48,427
and tell your family you're
done being their mascot.
510
00:25:48,432 --> 00:25:50,509
Or you quit complaining,
you go out there
511
00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:52,638
and you do things your way.
512
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:56,449
But either way, you
just have to be yourself.
513
00:25:57,784 --> 00:25:59,692
So...
514
00:26:00,022 --> 00:26:02,281
get cracking.
515
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,465
- Okay.
- Okay.
516
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,285
Y'all been watching
Fake Christmas all week.
517
00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:29,635
Well, I'm fixin' to show
y'all something real.
518
00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:35,293
♪ My mama told me when I was young ♪
519
00:26:35,298 --> 00:26:38,484
♪ We are all born superstars ♪
520
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:43,544
♪ She rolled my hair
and put my lipstick on ♪
521
00:26:43,549 --> 00:26:46,617
♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪
522
00:26:48,161 --> 00:26:52,236
♪ "There's nothing wrong
with loving who you are ♪"
523
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:55,075
♪ "'Cause he made you perfect, babe ♪"
524
00:26:56,419 --> 00:27:00,070
♪ So hold your head up,
girl, and you'll go far" ♪
525
00:27:00,075 --> 00:27:03,397
♪ Listen to me when I say ♪
526
00:27:03,402 --> 00:27:07,738
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'cause God makes no mistakes ♪
527
00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:09,817
♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪
528
00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:12,872
♪ I was born this way ♪
529
00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:17,853
♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪
530
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:20,888
♪ Don't be a drag, just be
a queen, don't be a drag ♪
531
00:27:20,893 --> 00:27:24,755
♪ Just be a queen ♪
532
00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:35,763
♪ No matter gay, straight or bi,
lesbian, transgender life ♪
533
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:39,953
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born to survive ♪
534
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,862
♪ I was born this way, hey,
I was born this way, hey ♪
535
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,903
♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪
536
00:27:45,908 --> 00:27:48,091
♪ I was born this ♪
537
00:27:48,096 --> 00:27:53,122
♪ Way. ♪
538
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:08,747
♪ I am an old woman ♪
539
00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:12,149
♪ Named after my mother ♪
540
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:15,745
♪ My old man is another ♪
541
00:28:16,138 --> 00:28:19,168
♪ Child who's grown old ♪
542
00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:22,463
♪ If dreams were lightning ♪
543
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:26,454
♪ And thunder were desire ♪
544
00:28:27,052 --> 00:28:30,150
♪ This old house would've burned down ♪
545
00:28:30,155 --> 00:28:33,182
♪ A long time ago ♪
546
00:28:33,944 --> 00:28:37,170
♪ Make me an angel ♪
547
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:40,694
♪ That flies from Montgomery ♪
548
00:28:41,355 --> 00:28:43,932
♪ Make me a poster ♪
549
00:28:44,115 --> 00:28:46,866
♪ Of an old rodeo ♪
550
00:28:48,175 --> 00:28:51,159
♪ Just give me one thing ♪
551
00:28:51,178 --> 00:28:54,663
♪ That I can hold on to ♪
552
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,945
♪ To believe in this livin' ♪
553
00:28:57,957 --> 00:29:01,371
♪ Is just a hard way to go ♪
554
00:29:02,187 --> 00:29:04,779
♪ To believe in this livin' ♪
555
00:29:04,791 --> 00:29:10,035
♪ Is just a hard way to go. ♪
556
00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:15,666
It's real good, Albie.
557
00:29:17,909 --> 00:29:20,089
I'm gonna have to wrap this up.
558
00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,496
Family is gathering for...
559
00:29:23,468 --> 00:29:26,211
Fake Christmas dinner tonight.
560
00:29:26,668 --> 00:29:29,446
Much as I'd rather be anywhere else.
561
00:29:30,877 --> 00:29:32,893
Care to join us?
562
00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:35,116
Oh, I-I think the Roman family's had
563
00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:37,463
their fill of me for the
moment, but thank you.
564
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,791
Nicky worries about you, you know.
565
00:29:43,395 --> 00:29:46,051
Well, I can't say she's wrong to.
566
00:29:46,446 --> 00:29:49,707
Haven't quite been
myself since Dot passed.
567
00:29:50,684 --> 00:29:52,351
Holidays can be hard.
568
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,054
Even fake ones.
569
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,657
I never knew my father.
570
00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:59,316
He was out of the picture
before I was three.
571
00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:01,978
But it doesn't make it any easier,
572
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:03,744
especially around the holidays.
573
00:30:03,895 --> 00:30:05,746
What's your point, son?
574
00:30:05,824 --> 00:30:08,082
This Fake Christmas dinner...
575
00:30:08,746 --> 00:30:10,838
Your family's gonna be missing Dottie.
576
00:30:11,775 --> 00:30:13,785
Don't let 'em miss you, too.
577
00:30:22,137 --> 00:30:24,223
- All right.
- Right.
578
00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:26,103
You sure you're ready for this?
579
00:30:26,121 --> 00:30:28,030
Fake Christmas without Mama?
580
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,287
Hell, it'll probably be easier
than it was with her.
581
00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:32,548
Just promise me you'll
go easier on Nicky
582
00:30:32,553 --> 00:30:34,855
than you did at that
Christmas set. Please.
583
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:35,934
Can I ask you?
584
00:30:36,246 --> 00:30:38,564
Do you think I can really do this?
585
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:41,959
Become a performer and
still stay true to who I am?
586
00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:44,118
If anyone can, it's you.
587
00:30:44,239 --> 00:30:46,324
Even with two kids?
588
00:30:50,386 --> 00:30:51,652
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
589
00:30:51,657 --> 00:30:54,051
Why not ask Luke to help us out?
590
00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:56,346
As much as my siblings drive me crazy,
591
00:30:56,351 --> 00:30:58,702
I'd still hate for
Summer to be without one.
592
00:30:59,489 --> 00:31:01,397
Okay.
593
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,251
Nellie.
594
00:31:09,256 --> 00:31:10,921
- Mm.
- You have been a busy bee.
595
00:31:10,925 --> 00:31:13,402
Have y'all seen her new QVC commercial?
596
00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:15,816
I bought the entire
Nellie Bean collection.
597
00:31:15,821 --> 00:31:18,215
And I don't even wear lingerie.
598
00:31:19,097 --> 00:31:20,429
Not often, anyway.
599
00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:24,266
Thank you, sugar. Well,
I think you'd look fine
600
00:31:24,271 --> 00:31:28,635
in my signature cream
soda beige negligee.
601
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,325
It's authentic faux silk.
602
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,853
I got something I want to say.
603
00:31:33,912 --> 00:31:36,336
Albie Roman giving a toast?
604
00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,036
This is a Christmas miracle.
605
00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,988
I just want to take a minute
606
00:31:39,993 --> 00:31:42,105
to appreciate
607
00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:45,028
the woman that brought us all together.
608
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:47,225
Dottie Roman made up a fake holiday,
609
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:50,530
but she did it so we'd spend
some real time together.
610
00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:52,189
So I hereby promise
611
00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:56,438
on this holy night of Fake Christmas Eve
612
00:31:56,484 --> 00:31:59,710
to step up and help guide
this family into the future
613
00:31:59,715 --> 00:32:01,208
like Mama would've wanted.
614
00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:03,138
Merry Fake Christmas, everybody.
615
00:32:03,143 --> 00:32:05,200
Merry Fake Christmas.
616
00:32:05,355 --> 00:32:07,155
So, time for presents?
617
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,960
Unfortunately, won't be any
618
00:32:08,965 --> 00:32:11,624
of Dottie's homemade scarves this year.
619
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:13,704
Another Christmas miracle.
620
00:32:17,883 --> 00:32:20,027
- For me?
- Yeah.
621
00:32:20,032 --> 00:32:22,825
Everybody, so...
622
00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:25,905
there's gonna be a new
elf on the shelf next year.
623
00:32:25,909 --> 00:32:27,919
We're trying for another baby.
624
00:32:32,012 --> 00:32:33,845
Who's the father this time?
625
00:32:34,284 --> 00:32:36,063
- Luke.
- Wait, what?
626
00:32:36,068 --> 00:32:39,496
Just don't think about it
too hard. Just let it go.
627
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:41,496
Thank you, Daddy.
628
00:32:48,204 --> 00:32:50,113
Merry Christmas, Uncle Luke.
629
00:32:50,483 --> 00:32:53,701
Doesn't quite have the
same ring as "Dad," does it?
630
00:32:54,844 --> 00:32:56,361
I know.
631
00:32:57,422 --> 00:32:59,614
But it's better this way for everyone.
632
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:03,093
Listen, I...
633
00:33:03,186 --> 00:33:04,867
I know you're dealing with a lot.
634
00:33:04,934 --> 00:33:06,840
Mama. Clive.
635
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:09,616
Now I'm gonna add another
problem to your pile.
636
00:33:10,526 --> 00:33:11,615
I got a call today
637
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:14,529
from the assistant
prosecutor of Travis County.
638
00:33:14,996 --> 00:33:16,651
They want a meeting.
639
00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:18,682
- Why?
- The level of opiates
640
00:33:18,687 --> 00:33:20,879
in Mama's system.
641
00:33:20,884 --> 00:33:22,291
They won't let it go.
642
00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:24,036
- They have questions.
- Well, you tell them
643
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,538
the truth... That you weren't there,
644
00:33:25,542 --> 00:33:27,615
you don't know what happened
and you don't know who was.
645
00:33:27,619 --> 00:33:29,577
I'm sorry, Nick, if I wasn't clear.
646
00:33:29,582 --> 00:33:31,955
The prosecutor's questions are for you.
647
00:33:46,138 --> 00:33:47,726
You done for the night?
648
00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,748
- Yeah.
- Mm.
649
00:33:51,383 --> 00:33:52,407
Mm.
650
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,711
So you really did have to work late.
651
00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:58,090
This time.
652
00:33:59,981 --> 00:34:01,831
- You knew?
- Mm-hmm.
653
00:34:02,153 --> 00:34:03,817
I called set last night to check on you.
654
00:34:03,822 --> 00:34:05,800
They told me they
released you hours ago.
655
00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,582
Ana,
656
00:34:07,601 --> 00:34:10,326
you're not gonna be a star
by sleeping with that boy.
657
00:34:10,331 --> 00:34:12,271
I didn't. Not even close.
658
00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:16,525
It's just that...
659
00:34:18,032 --> 00:34:20,159
I know people like the Romans.
660
00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:23,162
They use people and they toss them out.
661
00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:26,011
And I won't let them do that to you.
662
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:29,192
Do you understand?
663
00:34:37,798 --> 00:34:39,653
Okay, Albie. Ready.
664
00:34:39,658 --> 00:34:41,634
And action.
665
00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,708
Y'all may not know this,
666
00:34:44,713 --> 00:34:48,729
but I've never been
one for Fake Christmas
667
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:51,228
or real Christmas, for that matter.
668
00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:54,220
Dottie Roman changed all that.
669
00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:56,979
And even though she's not
here in person tonight,
670
00:34:56,984 --> 00:35:00,894
her spirit will be part
of this special forever.
671
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,800
So happy holidays from us,
672
00:35:04,805 --> 00:35:06,318
and, like Santa,
673
00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:10,384
the Roman family will always
be here for you on Christmas,
674
00:35:10,389 --> 00:35:12,219
fake or otherwise.
675
00:35:21,931 --> 00:35:25,841
♪ Silent night ♪
676
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,903
♪ Holy night ♪
677
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:33,849
♪ All is calm ♪
678
00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:38,184
♪ All is bright ♪
679
00:35:38,189 --> 00:35:41,857
♪ Round yon virgin ♪
680
00:35:41,862 --> 00:35:46,075
♪ Mother and child ♪
681
00:35:46,254 --> 00:35:49,239
♪ Holy infant ♪
682
00:35:49,252 --> 00:35:53,921
♪ So tender and mild ♪
683
00:35:54,035 --> 00:35:58,327
- _
- ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
684
00:35:58,332 --> 00:36:01,930
♪ Peace ♪
685
00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:06,312
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
686
00:36:06,317 --> 00:36:10,388
♪ Peace ♪
687
00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:17,903
♪ Silent night ♪
688
00:36:18,114 --> 00:36:21,805
♪ Holy night ♪
689
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,218
♪ Shepherds quake ♪
690
00:36:26,223 --> 00:36:30,109
♪ At the sight ♪
691
00:36:30,114 --> 00:36:33,912
♪ Glories stream ♪
692
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:37,614
- _
- ♪ From heaven afar ♪
693
00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:41,914
♪ Heavenly hosts ♪
694
00:36:41,919 --> 00:36:46,156
♪ Sing hallelujah ♪
695
00:36:46,161 --> 00:36:49,624
♪ Christ the Savior ♪
696
00:36:49,629 --> 00:36:53,837
♪ Is born ♪
697
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:57,754
♪ Christ the Savior ♪
698
00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:02,044
♪ Is born ♪
699
00:37:06,106 --> 00:37:10,054
♪ Radiant beams ♪
700
00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:13,843
- ♪ From Thy holy face ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
701
00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:16,618
♪ With the dawn ♪
702
00:37:16,623 --> 00:37:22,195
♪ Of redeeming grace ♪
703
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,179
♪ Jesus Lord ♪
704
00:37:25,184 --> 00:37:29,801
♪ At Thy birth ♪
705
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,172
Merry Fake Christmas, baby.
706
00:37:32,177 --> 00:37:35,195
♪ Jesus Lord ♪
707
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,020
♪ At Thy birth ♪
708
00:37:52,102 --> 00:37:54,714
Beautiful, beautiful!
That's a wrap, folks!
709
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:59,313
Great job, everyone!
710
00:38:04,688 --> 00:38:06,931
Oh. Thank you.
711
00:38:07,857 --> 00:38:09,190
A little late, Albie.
712
00:38:09,195 --> 00:38:11,521
What's so important
that it couldn't wait?
713
00:38:11,526 --> 00:38:12,876
Sit down, Nell.
714
00:38:18,857 --> 00:38:22,034
You and Dot were thick as thieves.
715
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:26,143
All right.
716
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:28,660
Dottie said something fore she passed.
717
00:38:28,665 --> 00:38:30,689
She said that she'd done something.
718
00:38:30,694 --> 00:38:31,935
Something...
719
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:33,972
that was unforgivable.
720
00:38:33,991 --> 00:38:35,697
Well, it was Dottie.
721
00:38:36,235 --> 00:38:38,425
We might want to narrow
that down a touch.
722
00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:39,430
Nellie.
723
00:38:39,836 --> 00:38:41,352
Think.
724
00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:43,575
This is important.
725
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,191
You know...
726
00:38:47,664 --> 00:38:50,019
She swore me to secrecy.
727
00:38:50,024 --> 00:38:52,769
A sister's loyalty survives death.
728
00:38:52,774 --> 00:38:55,316
You live rent-free on my property.
729
00:38:55,321 --> 00:38:57,641
You got loyalty to me, too, Nell.
730
00:39:04,002 --> 00:39:08,824
You remember that barn
fire 40 or so years ago?
731
00:39:08,829 --> 00:39:11,586
Yeah, I was on tour.
It burned to the ground.
732
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,760
And you were told that Rosa,
733
00:39:15,765 --> 00:39:17,156
your lady friend,
734
00:39:17,263 --> 00:39:19,272
caused that fire...
735
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,567
And ran off
736
00:39:21,886 --> 00:39:24,063
so she wouldn't be blamed.
737
00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,134
That's right.
738
00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:27,081
Because that was Dottie's story.
739
00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:28,770
And no one questioned her.
740
00:39:28,775 --> 00:39:31,063
But let me ask you this.
741
00:39:31,725 --> 00:39:35,641
How do you think Dottie's
horses got out safe?
742
00:39:36,387 --> 00:39:38,431
Ahead of time?
743
00:39:49,814 --> 00:39:52,040
Rosa didn't cause that fire.
744
00:39:54,495 --> 00:39:56,583
And she didn't run off.
745
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:24,825
She died in that fire.
746
00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:29,583
Just as Dottie intended.
747
00:40:29,588 --> 00:40:31,513
No. No.
748
00:40:31,671 --> 00:40:33,333
No, she wouldn't have.
749
00:40:33,824 --> 00:40:36,096
Lord knows she had a
temper, but come on, Nell.
750
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,660
She saw Rosa as a threat
to your future together.
751
00:40:39,665 --> 00:40:41,090
Your family.
752
00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:43,922
The dynasty she was building.
753
00:40:43,927 --> 00:40:45,927
She didn't have to worry.
754
00:40:46,808 --> 00:40:49,459
Rosa wasn't a threat to anything.
755
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:54,286
Well, Dottie didn't
like to take chances.
756
00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:02,404
Good night.
757
00:41:12,104 --> 00:41:16,145
_
758
00:41:19,684 --> 00:41:21,731
So, what now?
759
00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:25,017
Daddy.
760
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,483
Go inside.
761
00:41:27,488 --> 00:41:29,654
Hug your babies.
762
00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:31,900
Try to get some sleep.
763
00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:34,297
And the rest...
764
00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:37,201
is tomorrow's problem.
765
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,196
Hey.
766
00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:35,513
Ace?
767
00:42:36,016 --> 00:42:37,458
Hey, what are you...
768
00:42:37,463 --> 00:42:38,721
what are you doing?
769
00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:47,037
I saw it all.
770
00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:56,291
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