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(male narrator)cheers is filmed beforea live studio audience.
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gents, uh,
mind my corona with lime,
will you?
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i've got to see a man
about an equine.
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there goes one elegant guy.
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yeah. nothing says class
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like a chunk of fruit
floating in your beer, huh?
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oh, come on, norm.
it's, uh, yuppie nouveau
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to, uh, have a little fruit
floating in your beer.
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call me
old-fashioned, cliff,
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but the only thing
i like floatin' in beer
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is my liver.
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you know,
it's quite remarkable.
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to float somethin' as heavy
as a wedge of lime,
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beer must have, uh,
quite a high buoyancy factor.
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so do your loafers.
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you think, uh, an olive
could float in beer?
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yeah, only one way
to find out, my friend.
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well, guess it doesn't.
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but, you know, i think
maybe an orange rind,
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being of
the citrus family,
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and a close cousin
of the lime,
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just might float.
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ah! your hypothesis
has been proven correct,
dr. peterson.
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thank you very much,
nurse clavin.
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i always wondered
if a lit match
would float in beer.
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you always, uh,
wondered that,
huh, wood?
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all right, woodrow.
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[cliff exclaims]
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not only does it float,
it smells like heaven.
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i got one.
how about his car keys?
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(norm)
oh, good.
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here he comes.
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ah, now i've room enough
for you, my friend.
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[people chattering]
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boy, that lime
really adds something.
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making your wayin the world today
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takes everythingyou've got
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taking a breakfrom all your worries
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sure would help a lot
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wouldn't you liketo get away
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sometimes you want to go
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where everybodyknows your name
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and they're alwaysglad you came
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you wanna bewhere you can see
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our troublesare all the same
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you wanna bewhere everybodyknows your name
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you wanna gowhere people know
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people are all the same
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you wanna gowhere everybodyknows your name
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so, this is
your apartment, huh?
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yes, sam,
you've been here before.
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yeah, but never after
our first date.
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you gonna invite me in?
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i don't know,
should i?
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i don't know,
should you?
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you're askin'
the wrong person.
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i haven't had a date here
since 1986.
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i definitely think
you should invite me in.
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all right, come in.
but it's just for
a cup of coffee.
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ok.
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you know,
i'm still amazed
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that you agreed
to go out with me.
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what was it
that broke you down?
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my charm, my hot looks,
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pity?
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that last thing.
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[exclaims]
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my coffee maker's
on the blink.
is, uh, instant ok?
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sure, sure.
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ok if i turn on the radio?
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sure.
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(man on radio)are your lips cracked,dry, and bleeding?
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do you have scaly,red patches in your facial--
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put your headon my shoulder
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whisper in my ear
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you know, i was...
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[groans]
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baby
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[exclaims]
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i'm all out of instant.
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i don't suppose
you'd be in the mood
for a little hot tang.
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why don't we, uh...
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why don't we just skip
the beverage part
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and maybe dance?
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sam.
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oh, come on.
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dancing's permitted
on the first date.
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all right,
but just dancing.
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ok.
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whisper in my ear baby
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words i long to hear baby
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[groans]
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are we still
just dancing?
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yes, ma'am.
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magic song, huh?
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mmm-hmm.
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i'm glad it's not
the righteous brothers.
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i never did stand
a chance against them.
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you never close your eyes
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[chuckling]
any more when i kiss
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did you plan that?
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oh, right, right. i made
a lot of tips this week,
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and went out and bought
a radio station.
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w.s.a.m.
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[exclaiming]
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are we still
just dancing?
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in most countries,
yes.
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why is your neck
so hot?
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because somebody's
breathing on it.
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[moans]
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you know, it's been so long,
i thought i'd forgotten.
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i guess it's kind of like
riding a bicycle.
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if you think it's like
riding a bicycle,
it has been a long time.
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you've lostthat lovin' feelin'
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now it's gone, gone, gone
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oh, sam,
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don't.
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stop it.
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ok.
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i said,"don't stop."
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[rebecca moaning]
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and you're starting to
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criticize everything i do
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look at you.
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it makes mejust feel like cryin'
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[exclaims]
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[both laughing]
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something beautiful'sdyin'
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you've lostthat lovin' feelin'
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oh, that lovin' feelin'
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you've lostthat lovin' feelin'
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now it's gone, gone, gone
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(rebecca)
oh, sam, yes, yes.
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yes!
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no!
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oh, thank god.
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it was just a dream.
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it's just a dream,
beck-beck.
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it's just a dream.
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good morning, boss.
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you shut your fat face
right now.
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i was just gonna tell you,
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if you want me,
i'm out fixing the window.
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i don't want you,
i don't want you at all.
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oh, somebody got up
on the wrong side of bed.
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don't you use
the word "bed" with me.
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i forbid you to use
the word "bed."
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sorry.
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you make me sick.
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last time i buy aftershave
at a gas station.
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[door shuts]
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carla, come here.
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does this
make you sick?
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yeah.
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but only 'cause you waited
till after i was married
to do it.
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does my aftershave
make you sick?
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oh. yeah.
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w-well, somebody should
have said something.
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frasier, don't use
your gold card.
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i exceeded the limit
this morning buying
biodegradable diapers.
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they're not cheap,
they're not pretty,
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but they'll disintegrate
within 50 years.
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she loves her earth.
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and look at these
marvelous toys i bought today.
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oh, our child
will love these.
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i'm sure he can't
wait to be born.
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monochromatic,
high contrast.
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what,
they run out of colors?
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oh, no, woody, you see,
tests have proven
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that simple black and white
geometric designs
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stimulate the young infant's
mind to a remarkable degree.
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oh, i don't know,
i was raised on
pink and blue,
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and look
how i turned out.
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in your face, doc.
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the evidence at hand
notwithstanding,
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current child development
experts agree
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that infants respond
with great excitement
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to toys like these.
mmm-hmm.
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whoo, yeah. they say,
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"whoo, this stuff
cost a fortune.
my parents must be rich."
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well, come, lilith.
we're off to lunch.
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besides, the boys here
have to get back to
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that mind-expanding
and all-important,
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tastes great-less filling
debate.
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yeah, so where--where
did we end up?
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well, i think it was,
uh, tastes great.
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no, it was less filling.
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no, tastes great.
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less filling.
tastes great.
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oh, frasier, lilith,
excuse me.
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i know you're probably
on your way somewhere,
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yes, we are.
but when aren't we?
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it's just that i just have
this really bad problem.
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it's getting so bad that
i can't even sleep at night.
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well, i'm sorry, rebecca.
we do have
this important lunch.
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you see, i've been having
these erotic dreams.
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well, lunch be damned.
our friend is in need.
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what about
russell and pam?
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oh, hang russell and pam.
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they just want to weasel some
free psychological advice
out of us anyway.
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so, rebecca,
go on about your dreams.
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well, i guess you could say
that the main problem
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is that this guy,
who's...
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oh, i don't know, i guess
you could say he's starring
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in these dreams,
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is somebody that i definitely
should not be dreaming about.
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ah.
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because even though he's a
sexy and successful doctor,
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he's also happily married
and about to be a father.
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there is no fruit so sweet
as that which is forbidden.
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frasier, stop before you
embarrass yourself further.
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what?
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darling,
you're the love of my life,
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but even i don't have
erotic dreams about you.
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so who is it? mel gibson?
harrison ford?
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that young man with
the wavy brown hair
and the leg muscles,
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who comes in here
all sweated up after bowling,
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and has nodded hello
to me twice?
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it's sam.
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sam malone?
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can you believe it?
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(rebecca)
he is the last person
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i would want
to see in my dreams.
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i mean, i play
donald trump's board game,
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i watch ted turner's network,
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i just finished
robin colcord's new book,
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and somehow, in my dreams,
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i end up dancing on my back
with sam malone.
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perhaps, sam represents
someone else,
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someone you fear craving
even more.
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frasier, it's not you.
get over it.
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take a joke.
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just please tell me
that it's not sam malone
in my dreams,
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so i don't have to take a bath
with my electric toaster.
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well, rebecca,
there are those
who believe that
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dream imagery
is basically symbolic.
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uh, if you subscribe
to that theory,
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sam could signify
any number of things.
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could be a need for you
to get back in touch
with your inner self.
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could be, uh,
spiritual awakening.
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could be you and your god.
it's sam.
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it's sam.
it's sam.
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oh, god,
some evil, disgusting,
perverted little part of me
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is attracted to sam.
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i'm gonna kill him.
now, rebecca,
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it's not his fault.
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sam doesn't know
what your dreams are.
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you're right,
and he can never know.
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because if it ever, ever
got out
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that i have been having
sex dreams all week about sam,
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i could never, ever show
my face in this bar again.
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well, fear not.
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you have confided
in professionals.
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your trust is sacred.
255
00:12:23,991 --> 00:12:25,326
thank you.
256
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,383
[laughing]
257
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,044
[coughing]
258
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,079
whoa! hands up in the air.
259
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:03,347
you ok?
260
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,515
[laughing]
261
00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:06,184
what's so funny?
262
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,820
i'm sorry, uh.
263
00:13:10,772 --> 00:13:13,073
i can't tell you.
it's--it's--it's...
264
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:16,744
this is not something
that a man can tell a woman.
265
00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:18,095
this is something that
266
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:20,831
a man can only tell
a whole crowd of people.
267
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,485
hey, guys!
268
00:13:24,552 --> 00:13:28,105
hey, you nimrods,
trash flash!
269
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:29,856
(carla)
step into mr. malone's office
270
00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:32,376
and assume the trash position.
271
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,013
what's up?
272
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,381
[laughing]
273
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:42,119
well, it appears that
our lovely miss rebecca
274
00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:45,990
has been having
x-rated dreams about
a certain young man
275
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,858
that we all know and admire.
276
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:49,460
[all chuckling]
277
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,294
the guy with
the wavy brown hair
278
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:54,231
who comes in here
all sweaty after bowling?
279
00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:58,468
no, woody, me.
280
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,371
thought you said
he was young.
281
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:04,158
hey, how'd you
find out, sammy?
282
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:07,678
well, i accidentally
overheard rebecca telling
frasier and lilith.
283
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:08,962
[all exclaiming]
284
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,831
shrinks get
all the great scam, huh?
285
00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:14,685
you ought to get an earful
of a mailman's day, pal.
286
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:15,902
yeah, i do, cliff.
287
00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,024
now, fellas,
288
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,159
big question is how to
289
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:23,994
make use of
this information.
290
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:27,548
he's gonna make use
of this information.
291
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,899
i got a suggestion.
292
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,134
shoot.
293
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,736
now, if i were rebecca,
294
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,771
i guarantee
this would work.
295
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,106
somehow, you get me
to go to sleep.
296
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:37,341
go on, go on.
all right.
297
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,226
now you sneak
into the room,
298
00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:41,095
wait until
i'm dreamin' about you.
299
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:45,048
you gonna know when that is
because of all the moanin'
and rollin' around.
300
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:47,851
"moaning," "rolling,"
good, good.
301
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,187
when i'm just at
my most receptive,
302
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:51,956
if you get my drift,
mmm-hmm.
303
00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:55,592
you lay a kiss on me
that'll melt diamonds.
304
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,629
i wake up, but i think
i'm still dreaming,
305
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,397
so i don't resist.
306
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:03,934
and then we make
hot and sloppy
till the cops arrive.
307
00:15:06,454 --> 00:15:08,939
carla,
you're a genius.
308
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:11,308
rebecca's gonna go
for this in a big way.
309
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:14,027
the hell with rebecca.
it was my idea!
310
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,648
i'm gonna go get some stuff
to help her go to sleep.
311
00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:19,816
uh, woody, cover for me,
will you?
you got it, sam.
312
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,602
woody, would you
cover for me, too?
313
00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:22,737
where are you going?
home.
314
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:24,922
i just remembered,
i left something turned on.
315
00:15:24,989 --> 00:15:26,223
what?
me.
316
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:36,367
[whispering]
where's rebecca?
317
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,635
she's in the office.
318
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,386
(norm)
wait a second.
319
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,471
you're not gonna put
the moves on her
here in the bar, are you?
320
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,958
well, i figured if i,
uh, try it here
321
00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,392
and something goes wrong,
322
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,527
i'll just be embarrassed
in front of you guys.
323
00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:50,530
but if i sneak
into her apartment
and something goes wrong,
324
00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:52,949
i'll be embarrassed
in the back of a squad car.
325
00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,202
let's, uh, pour this
into a saucepan,
326
00:15:55,269 --> 00:15:57,521
and put a little
low flame under it.
327
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:01,408
uh, you're not going to try to
put her to sleep with
a warm cup of milk, are you?
328
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:04,845
excuse me, cliff,
but have you slept with
over 1,000 women?
329
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,515
put a low flame
under it, woody.
330
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,217
(cliff)
stop just before
it makes a skin.
331
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,551
ok, one more thing here,
332
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,620
what do you think
is going to make her
go to sleep faster?
333
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:15,189
"brahms' lullaby"
334
00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:18,192
or "the soundsof spring showersin a rain forest"?
335
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,860
you know, sammy,
336
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:23,430
that question has
plagued mankind since
the beginning of time.
337
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:26,167
how to lure to our bed
the elusive morpheus,
338
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,601
son of hypnos,
339
00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:31,472
known to the sandal-wearers
of rome as somnus.
340
00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,525
you really want to
put her to sleep, sam,
record him.
341
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,065
uh, rebecca,
342
00:16:41,132 --> 00:16:43,033
could i, uh, speak to you
for a second?
343
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:46,002
listen, i know i upset you
in the office this morning.
no, no, no.
344
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,305
it's me who should
be apologizing. i'm sorry.
345
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:50,123
i, um, was going
through something
346
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:51,575
that was
sort of personal,
347
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,710
but i--i really shouldn't have
taken it out on you.
348
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:55,879
oh, no. that's ok, honey.
349
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,764
sit down here.
350
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,568
[rain pattering]
351
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:07,842
[sighs]
352
00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:09,609
you know, you're probably
just a little off
353
00:17:09,677 --> 00:17:11,678
because you're so tired,
354
00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,480
so very,
355
00:17:13,548 --> 00:17:14,998
very tired.
356
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,718
is it raining outside?
357
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:20,186
i hope i remembered
to put the windows up
on my car.
358
00:17:20,254 --> 00:17:21,822
oh, i'm sure you did.
359
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:24,658
very, very sure.
360
00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:28,495
why are you
talking so slowly?
361
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,264
seem like i'm talking slowly?
362
00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,466
it's probably just
because you're so
363
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,485
very, very tired.
364
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:36,971
you're right. i am tired.
365
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,639
i haven't slept well
all week.
366
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,925
no kidding. well, why don't
you go take a nap?
367
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:45,362
no, i can't do that.
there's too much work
out here.
368
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,532
oh, what the hell.
you guys do all the work
around here anyway.
369
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:49,967
carla, will you take
my calls?
370
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,985
i'm gonna take
a short nap.
371
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,174
[exclaims]
372
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,643
sammy the sandman
strikes again.
373
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,278
did you see that?
374
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,813
fellas?
375
00:18:07,502 --> 00:18:09,520
sam, i think you'd better
take that tape with you.
376
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,289
it's put everyone to sleep
except woody and me.
377
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,240
[snoring]
378
00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:21,464
oh, good golly!
379
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:23,550
woody sleeps
with his eyes open.
380
00:18:23,618 --> 00:18:24,701
yeah.
381
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,271
that is scary.
382
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,039
but it does
explain a lot.
383
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,031
rebecca.
384
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,834
mmm.
385
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:03,740
rebecca, this is
your recurring dream.
386
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:09,696
how does it
start again?
387
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:11,798
[grunts]
388
00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,251
what are you
doing in here?
389
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:16,369
i'm not here.
i'm in your dream.
390
00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:19,573
go back to sleep.
go back to sleep.
391
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,374
you know. you know.
392
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,594
how do you know
about my dream?
393
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:24,828
what dream? i--
394
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:28,599
oh, man, i hate you.
i hate you.
395
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,751
you didn't tell
your stupid friends
about this, did you?
396
00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:33,470
oh, please,
give me some credit,
will you?
397
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:34,988
you told them!
398
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,791
i hate you for knowing!
399
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,627
i hate you for
telling your friends!
400
00:19:39,694 --> 00:19:41,662
i hate you for
being in my dreams!
401
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:42,812
i hate my dreams!
402
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,865
i hate myself for
dreaming my dreams!
403
00:19:44,932 --> 00:19:47,434
all right, then smack yourself
for a while!
404
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:50,270
[sobbing]
405
00:19:51,238 --> 00:19:52,372
god!
406
00:19:53,741 --> 00:19:55,575
i don't believe this.
407
00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,714
look at what
i'm dreaming about!
408
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,119
a bartender
409
00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:09,723
in an off-the-rack shirt,
with a button missing.
410
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,259
it's not missing.
411
00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:15,929
i always keep it unbuttoned
so i can scratch my stomach.
412
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,481
oh, god!
413
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,034
god!
414
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,205
you know,
i--i used to dream about
415
00:20:25,272 --> 00:20:27,741
being swept away
by some rich,
416
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,193
powerful, successful man.
417
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:31,345
and now, even in my dreams,
418
00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:34,014
i'm settling for
a stomach scratcher.
419
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,101
hey, rich people scratch.
420
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:39,153
[sighs]
421
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,972
don't you understand
what i'm trying to say?
422
00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,591
i was taught to win,
423
00:20:44,658 --> 00:20:46,560
to strive, to achieve.
424
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,096
i was taught to
never, ever settle.
425
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,349
sweetheart,
426
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,468
how do you explain
working in this bar
427
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:57,454
for the last 3 years?
428
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,173
has it been that long?
429
00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:06,830
i'm sorry, i'm sorry.
that was a low blow.
430
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,481
i know settling stinks,
431
00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,750
but there are a lot of things
that are worse,
432
00:21:10,818 --> 00:21:11,951
like never taking a chance,
433
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,320
always waiting for
something better
to come along.
434
00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:16,173
what if something
doesn't come?
435
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,657
it will.
436
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,527
sweetheart,
when was the last time
437
00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:24,097
you had a close relationship
with a man?
438
00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:26,666
well, what do you
mean by close?
439
00:21:26,734 --> 00:21:28,785
close.
440
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:32,106
oh, yeah, like, if you mean,
like, close, close, close,
441
00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:33,373
well, that would've been
442
00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:35,892
just right before
i started working here.
443
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,861
3 years ago.
444
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,013
has it been that long?
445
00:21:44,953 --> 00:21:48,255
oh, god, sam,
maybe you're right.
446
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,591
maybe my dreams are right.
447
00:21:52,426 --> 00:21:53,593
i mean, what the hell,
448
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,462
i mean, it's not like
the donald trumps
449
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,631
and robin colcords
of the world
450
00:21:57,698 --> 00:22:00,033
are exactly beating down
my door.
451
00:22:00,935 --> 00:22:02,218
[sighs]
452
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:03,820
all right, sam,
453
00:22:03,888 --> 00:22:05,455
i'm going to do it.
454
00:22:05,506 --> 00:22:07,591
i'm going to
take the plunge.
455
00:22:09,276 --> 00:22:12,045
you and i are going
to take a shot at it.
456
00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:15,048
all right.
457
00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:16,616
ok.
458
00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:18,568
what do you say, i, uh,
459
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:20,837
pick you up around 8:00?
460
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,740
pick me up now.
461
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:25,242
mmm.
462
00:22:29,564 --> 00:22:30,764
[exclaims]
463
00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:33,266
boy, i like the way
i pick you up.
464
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,919
so come on, tell the truth.
465
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,554
isn't this better than
waiting around
466
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,922
for some
mr. wonderful
467
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,157
to come walking
through the door, huh?
468
00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:42,608
[knocking on door]
469
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,461
oh, sorry to interrupt.
470
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,713
i'm looking for rebecca howe.
471
00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:48,398
huh?
472
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,901
robin colcord.
473
00:22:52,052 --> 00:22:54,188
yes, as a matter of fact,
i am.
474
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:55,538
[grunts]
475
00:23:04,065 --> 00:23:06,783
have i caught you
at a bad time?
476
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,035
no,
477
00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:10,203
you caught me
just in time.
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