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[people at headquarters chattering]
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[knocking]
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Ingrid, how simply delightful to see you.
I would offer you tea or coffee,
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but I think what you really need is
a big slice of humble pie. What's this?
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My resignation. Let's get this over with.
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Oh, no need to go that far,
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unless there's some personal scandal
I don't know about.
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You set a tiger team on MI5.
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What's that?
I'm not familiar with the jargon.
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[Ingrid sighs]
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A tiger team is a unit employed
to test an organization's defenses.
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So, sort of set a thief to catch a thief.
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Pay someone to check whether
your security systems are any good.
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That's it.
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In that case, yes, I did do that.
Guilty as charged.
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But isn't it more to probe weaknesses,
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test whether said organization
can pass muster under pressure?
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Yes. All of that.
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And how did MI5 fare?
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One of our agents was blackmailed
into breaking into the Park
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to steal the PM's vetting file.
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So far, so bad. Did they get it?
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- [Ingrid] No.
- Shame. I'd love a gander.
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Is it true he gets
his wife to piss on him,
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or is that just a rumor I started?
I forget.
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They got close enough that this counts as
a major security breach on my watch,
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which is why I have to go.
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I don't want you to go, Ingrid.
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Then what do you want?
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[door buzzing]
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Oh. Finally. [groans]
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You made me look like a muppet
by bringing me a fake diamond
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just so you could sneak into the Park.
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Look, this has just been
one big misunderstanding. Okay?
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Please. For the 1,000th time,
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I believed that Catherine Standish's life
was in danger.
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Relax. Chieftain are handing her over now.
Standish is fine.
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I know she's fine.
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[grunts]
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F-- God's-- [groans]
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Come on! Fuck.
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Well played, mate. Well played.
Mission accomplished.
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Tiger team are a roaring success.
And the beers? On me.
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I don't drink.
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Okay, well, have a shandy then.
But a celebration is in order.
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Chieftain beat the spooks.
They're supposed to be the professionals,
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and we turned one of them into our puppet.
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This is great for business.
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Gonna get a lot of contracts out of this.
A lot.
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And you, my friend, can have first dibs.
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I think I might have a rest after this.
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Okay. Well, let me know. Well done, son.
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Who is this? Am I going with him?
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Maybe you don't know.
You're obviously not in charge.
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Miss Standish, I'm here to take you
wherever you want to go.
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- [hammer cocks]
- She's not getting out, you're getting in.
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[Sturges] What the fuck are you doing?
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The operation is over.
This isn't part of--
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Hands on your head.
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Don't.
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Hands on head.
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Have you lost your fucking mind?
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[Sean] Take his gun. Tie him up.
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You move over, please.
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[grunting]
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- [Sean] Stop! [grunts]
- [grunts] No!
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- Come on! Fucking come on!
- [engine sputters]
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[both grunting]
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[Sturges] The fuck are you playing at?
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[breathes heavily, chuckles]
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Oh, perfect. Brilliant.
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- [Sean] Head down.
- All right. Fucking hell.
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[Sturges groans]
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- [Sean] Yeah?
- [Sturges] Yeah.
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So am I now an actual hostage?
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[groans]
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["Strange Game" playing]
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MI5 has become rather stuck in its ways.
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So I'll be bringing in advisers from
the private sector who can help
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with streamlining and efficiency
so that the taxpayer gets value for money.
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I see. And am I to assume
these people will be from Chieftain?
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Having just got the better of
your security systems,
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I feel that they're more than qualified to
tell you where you might be going wrong.
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The CEO is an old friend of yours.
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I happened to be at school
with Sly Monteith,
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but I was at school with a lot of people.
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Do you have
any financial links to the firm?
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That's a very impertinent question,
Ingrid, and one I'm unable to answer.
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As you know, all my financial assets
have been placed in a blind trust.
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If you have any more questions,
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I wonder if I should fish
that letter out of the bin
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and give Diana Taverner a call.
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No, that won't be necessary.
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Good. I look forward to
a new phase in our relationship...
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in which I am the daddy.
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Jesus. Elton John live bootlegs.
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I'll have to borrow this.
Cure for my insomnia.
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[Marcus] God, you're ignorant.
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The greatest songwriter of
the last 50 years, Elton John.
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[phone chiming]
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God, this is boring.
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[Marcus] Geez,
it's like being out with my kids.
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What, you check gambling websites
when you're out with your kids?
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Mmm.
Looking after their financial security.
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[coughs] By remortgaging?
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Ho told me.
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I'm remortgaging
'cause we're getting the loft done.
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Nothing to do with my gambling.
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Not that it's any of
your fucking business, by the way.
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You're the one that wanted to partner up.
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You're hardly selling yourself
as a prospect.
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- At least I don't get high on the job.
- I never get high on the job.
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[scoffs]
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God, you're always here
to bring me right fucking down.
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- Hey, where you going? Why?
- In there.
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To see what we can learn
about the man that's got Standish.
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We don't have a warrant.
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We didn't have one for Catherine's flat.
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That's different. We knew her, and
technically, we shouldn't have done it.
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Stay in the car then.
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Shut up.
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[sighing]
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- [Marcus] Come on.
- [Shirley] Fuck's sake.
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[Marcus] God, you're so good at this.
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Can you just wait a second?
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- [lockpick clinks]
- [Marcus] Just leave it.
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Seriously? [grumbles]
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[Shirley] See? Easy.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[Jackson] Just in case
you're stupid enough to still be sitting
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on Donovan's flat,
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you can get back to the office.
It was a tiger team.
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They took Standish to pressure
Cartwright to break into the Park.
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Shit. Did he do it?
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[sighs] Yep.
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Lamb. Catherine was taken by a tiger team.
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What, so we staked this place out
and broke in for no reason?
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Well, at least it got us
out of the office.
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- We better get back there.
- I'm gonna take a piss before we leave.
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[stammers] Make it quick.
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I'll take as long as I like, thanks.
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Ugh.
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[knocking]
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[sighs]
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If you like listening to women pee,
I think there's websites for that.
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[Marcus] You need to come and see this.
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[sighs]
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So what? It's just the planning
for the tiger team op.
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Knew they were watching us.
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There's another wall.
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[Shirley] "Grey Books"?
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Yeah.
MI5 compendium of conspiracy theories.
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Yeah, I know what
the Grey Books are. Thanks.
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[Shirley] But what's this bullshit
got to do with Catherine?
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[sighs]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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- [Jackson] Where are those from?
- Donovan's flat.
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What are you doing in there?
I told you it was a tiger team.
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Yeah. Well,
we were kind of already in here.
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So Sean Donovan's a conspiracy nut
with a phase two?
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Yeah. Phase two is the Grey Books,
MI5 compendium of conspiracy--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what the Grey Books are.
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Right. Well, it looks like
he's gonna keep hold of Standish
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till he gets a look at them.
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Well, document everything
and get it to Ho. Right?
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[stammers] And do not let anyone outside
of Slough House know about this
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until I've worked out how much of
a nut bag Donovan is.
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[sighs]
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[Sturges groans]
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- You're fucking mad, you are.
- [Sean] Yep.
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Through there.
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Stairs.
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There's a similarity
between you and that other man.
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- Is that a coincidence?
- Shut up.
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Clearly a sore point, which makes me
think it's not a coincidence.
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I said, "Shut up."
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[Catherine] You didn't have to look
for the light switch,
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so this is your house, isn't it?
Your family home.
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And that other man must be Ben,
so you're either Sarah or Alison.
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- [door lock clicks]
- [sighs]
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Stinking pile of dog shit.
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- [Sturges groans]
- Smile.
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[shutter clicks]
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Let's see what Chieftain make of this.
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They'll rain blood and fire on you.
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Oh, yeah. [sighs] Can't wait. Get in.
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[sighs]
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Sit tight. Wait it out, and it'll be fine.
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How long before Chieftain call?
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No idea.
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[cell phone ringing]
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[Sean breathes deeply]
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Now we've got one of yours
and one of MI5's.
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If you want them both released unharmed,
you need to do exactly what we say.
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Are you listening?
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- [cell phone ringing]
- [Diana] Lamb.
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[Jackson] Well, you got nerve.
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First you turn Slough House into
a sorting office, then you stand me up.
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Well, they're doing a total
security reset. It's mayhem down there.
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Yeah, I can see that. What's the fallout?
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[Diana] Remains to be seen.
Tearney's with Judd as we speak.
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Well, what are you doing?
Measuring curtains for her office?
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I have learned never to underestimate
Dame Ingrid. She is a survivor.
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Yeah, she is,
and Judd may have crowed too soon.
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Tiger team's gone rogue.
They won't let Standish go.
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Why on earth not?
Surely the operation is completed.
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Well, I thought they might have already
been in touch. They want the Grey Books.
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They told you that?
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No, uh, kidnapper's wall planner.
Name of Sean Donovan.
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Well, I haven't heard anything.
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And if they were demanding the Grey Books,
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I'd know 'cause they've been relocated
to the facility under my supervision.
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Uh, yeah, which means
they're one up from toilet paper.
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[clears throat]
In return for the heads-up,
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I would like Cartwright back.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
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I do not have command of
the Dogs right now.
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Send him out, Diana, or I'm coming in.
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[grunts, coughs]
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Get up.
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Get up!
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You know, I'm kinda fine down here,
you know?
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- [coughs]
- [chuckles]
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I'm not gonna ask you again.
River, get up.
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Whatever, uh, issues you have--
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That you clearly have,
that you're working through--
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Maybe you should just talk to someone.
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Because based on this, I just-- I don't
think violence is making you happy.
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[groaning]
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[grunts, coughs]
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Don't know why you're crying, son.
You got nothing between your legs.
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[grunts, groaning]
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[coughing, sighs]
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Yeah, you need to get this
out of your system quickly
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before Lamb comes to get me. [groans]
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You think I give a fuck about Lamb?
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I kinda do, actually. Yeah.
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What is he, some sort of twisted fucking
father figure to you, eh?
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Because you never knew your own dad,
241
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:42,899
and you'll never fucking be as good
as your grandfather, eh?
242
00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:44,484
[both breathing heavily]
243
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,237
- You wanna hit me, don't you?
- [breathing heavily]
244
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:48,821
You want to have a fucking swing at me?
245
00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:51,574
Come on, champ!
Fucking have at it! Come on.
246
00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:54,661
[chuckles, breathing heavily]
247
00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:59,582
Sorry. [breathing deeply]
248
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,711
Attack a senior agent now?
249
00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:07,382
A head Dog. Nah.
250
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:10,717
No, that would definitely
get me kicked out.
251
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:15,348
[sucks teeth] So you have at it, champ.
252
00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:16,558
[chuckles]
253
00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:21,229
Because any minute now,
that door is gonna open
254
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:24,273
and I'm just gonna walk right out of here.
255
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,443
[clears throat, groans]
256
00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:31,364
And until then,
I can take whatever it is you've got.
257
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:39,998
- Are you feeling what--
- [grunts]
258
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:43,960
[grunts, coughing]
259
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,545
[wheezing]
260
00:17:53,928 --> 00:17:55,305
[knocking]
261
00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:56,264
[Nick] Come in!
262
00:17:56,264 --> 00:18:01,436
Ah, right. Right on cue.
My ticket out of here.
263
00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:02,729
- [door buzzes]
- [chuckles]
264
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:04,522
[sniffs, sighs]
265
00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:07,192
[breathing heavily]
266
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:08,693
Got his bollocks yet?
267
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,904
- Yeah, I've softened him up for ya.
- [Hobbs grunts]
268
00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:12,322
[River coughs]
269
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,074
No, wait, listen-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
270
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:17,243
[wheezes, groans]
271
00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,245
Look, I know we've had our differences...
272
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:20,163
[shushes]
273
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:23,917
...but I've just gotta warn you,
I do have very tough balls.
274
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,711
And I'm only saying that because you're--
275
00:18:26,711 --> 00:18:28,713
- [Hobbs screaming, grunts]
- [groans]
276
00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:33,259
[Shirley] Okay, let's get this to Ho,
see what he can turn up.
277
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,470
He's just gonna read this
and agree with most of it.
278
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:37,513
Probably wrote some of it.
279
00:18:38,473 --> 00:18:39,849
- [siren blares]
- [door opens]
280
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,143
- [police officers] Police!
- We're in here.
281
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:43,394
- [Marcus] Did Lamb send you?
- Whoa.
282
00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,855
- [officer 2] Don't know a Lamb.
- [Shirley, Marcus groaning]
283
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:48,233
Neighbor called.
Said he saw you creeping in.
284
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,776
- Wait. This is a crime scene.
- Idiots.
285
00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:52,278
- [officer 1] Yeah. You done a burglary.
- We're MI5.
286
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:53,363
Yeah. Check my pockets.
287
00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:55,532
So I can get spiked by a junkie needle?
No, thanks.
288
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:58,743
Do I look like a junkie?
Look, I've got an MI5 ID in my pocket.
289
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,703
Check it now
before it gets really bad for you.
290
00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:01,788
[scoffs]
291
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:03,957
[officer 2] Check his. I'll check hers.
292
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,751
- Yeah, or you could make some calls.
- In the back pocket. Right there.
293
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:09,546
[breathes heavily]
294
00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:11,130
[sighs]
295
00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,050
- Okay, boss. Looks legit.
- Mmm.
296
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,928
[clicks tongue] What's this then?
297
00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:19,180
Got to be fucking kidding me.
298
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,890
- I'm undercover. I've got it for a sting.
- Uh-huh.
299
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,644
- [Shirley, Marcus groaning]
- [handcuffs clinking]
300
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:27,730
- [radio chatter]
- [cell phone buzzing]
301
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,368
[police officer 2] Jackson Lamb?
302
00:19:41,202 --> 00:19:44,372
- Maybe.
- This is Officer Moseley of the Met.
303
00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:48,293
I'm calling 'cause I've arrested
Marcus Longridge and Shirley Dander
304
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:52,589
for breaking and entering,
and possession of class-A drugs.
305
00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:55,133
Uh-huh.
306
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,386
Longridge says he had the go-ahead
from you to enter the flat,
307
00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:01,472
and Dander says, uh,
the drugs were for a sting.
308
00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:07,228
[sighs] All right, you can let 'em go
and then give 'em a message.
309
00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:08,605
Yeah, go ahead.
310
00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:09,689
[sighs]
311
00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:13,234
Yeah. Uh-huh.
312
00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,449
[sighs]
313
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,286
Sorry about that. You're free to go.
314
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:25,371
No hard feelings. Just doing your job.
315
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:33,129
[groaning]
316
00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:37,133
[groans, sighs]
317
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,134
Flush it.
318
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,761
[officer 1]
You don't need it for your sting?
319
00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,388
[sucks teeth] Flush it.
320
00:20:47,185 --> 00:20:50,146
Oh, uh, before you go,
Lamb had a message for you.
321
00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:52,982
"You're fucking fired.
322
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:55,610
I got fucking hemorrhoids
that are more fucking use than you."
323
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,621
[turnstile clanks]
324
00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:10,833
[turnstile beeps]
325
00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:17,340
[door beeps]
326
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:27,559
[clears throat]
327
00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,569
- [Jackson chuckles]
- Got some rubbish for you.
328
00:21:37,569 --> 00:21:38,778
[Jackson coughs]
329
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:39,904
What kept you?
330
00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:43,074
Thanks for giving him a good kicking.
Saves me the bother.
331
00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:44,117
[River groans]
332
00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:48,371
You're gonna bring me that diamond
and the name of the idiot fucking horse
333
00:21:48,371 --> 00:21:50,373
that took it,
or I'm gonna come over there,
334
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:53,668
and I'm gonna open you up
like a tin of beans. Do you hear me?
335
00:21:56,212 --> 00:21:59,048
[stammers] I'm trying to place you. You--
336
00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:04,220
[scoffs] You're the bloke that walks
around our local park picking up dog shit.
337
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,140
We danced once.
338
00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:09,684
Next time I'll put you down.
339
00:22:10,184 --> 00:22:11,185
Dream on, sir.
340
00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:13,897
I could take you down with an eyelash.
341
00:22:14,606 --> 00:22:15,607
[sighs]
342
00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:21,029
[River] Right. Before you say anything,
343
00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:23,448
what would you have done
if you'd been sent that?
344
00:22:24,157 --> 00:22:26,409
Well, I'd done what they said.
Then once they let her go,
345
00:22:26,409 --> 00:22:28,328
I'd have killed every one of the bastards.
346
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:31,414
- [driver] Yes, mate?
- Uh, Chelsea, please, mate.
347
00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:33,541
If they threatened to kill you,
on the other hand,
348
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:35,585
I'd buy 'em a beer and the bullets.
349
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:37,921
[both sighs]
350
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,339
Eh, hang on a minute, mate.
351
00:22:39,339 --> 00:22:40,423
[River sighs]
352
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:43,176
Wait, what are you doing?
Come on, out you get.
353
00:22:43,843 --> 00:22:45,553
Why? Where are you going?
354
00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:48,556
Chelsea. Did you not hear me?
355
00:22:50,141 --> 00:22:51,601
- Where am I going?
- [sighs]
356
00:22:52,143 --> 00:22:53,937
Go meet Louisa at Chieftain.
357
00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,232
They're the twats behind all of this.
She'll fill you in.
358
00:22:57,232 --> 00:23:02,403
But the headline is they hired a team with
a hidden agenda, still holding Standish.
359
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:05,823
[sighing]
360
00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:12,497
Is it not on the way?
Can I not just come with you?
361
00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:14,582
Yes...
362
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,918
and no.
363
00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:18,044
[grunts]
364
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:20,797
[sighs, groans]
365
00:23:21,923 --> 00:23:22,924
[groans]
366
00:23:54,289 --> 00:23:55,290
Ma'am.
367
00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:00,295
- Afternoon, ma'am.
- I need to address the hub.
368
00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:03,131
[agent] It seems Cartwright
got out through the car park.
369
00:24:03,715 --> 00:24:04,549
Yeah.
370
00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:06,843
So, I thought we could start
an interim report, ma'am.
371
00:24:07,385 --> 00:24:08,678
[Ingrid] Yeah.
372
00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:10,513
I paused comms for your address.
373
00:24:10,513 --> 00:24:12,640
[chattering]
374
00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:18,271
As many of you are aware,
there was an incursion this morning.
375
00:24:19,564 --> 00:24:23,151
An uncleared agent acquired access
to a restricted area.
376
00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:27,614
This was part of an exercise that neither
I nor anyone else in MI5 was aware of.
377
00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:29,199
An exercise we failed.
378
00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:34,662
Pending this, there will be a full review
of security systems.
379
00:24:34,662 --> 00:24:35,747
Back to work.
380
00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:47,050
[Diana] You're still here. Well done.
381
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,134
Do you mean that?
382
00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:50,803
We've had our differences, Ingrid,
383
00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:54,057
but I would hate to see you forced out
by someone like Judd.
384
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:57,310
My ultimate loyalty lies
with you and the Service.
385
00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,355
I can't believe I'm saying that out loud.
386
00:25:01,314 --> 00:25:05,527
[sighs]
Well, I'm not sure how long I'll last.
387
00:25:06,361 --> 00:25:09,989
Given he now has this failure to use
to push me around.
388
00:25:11,699 --> 00:25:13,326
- What does he want?
- [sighs]
389
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:16,287
To bring in the private sector.
390
00:25:17,038 --> 00:25:18,289
Specifically Chieftain.
391
00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:20,583
Oh, he'll never get that through. Not now.
392
00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:22,335
There's been a holdup.
393
00:25:23,002 --> 00:25:25,296
Lamb says the tiger team have
their own agenda.
394
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,757
Have they made contact
with him over Standish?
395
00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:29,759
No, he found a flat with their prep.
396
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:31,594
Apparently they want to see
the Grey Books.
397
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,513
Well, that's never gonna happen.
398
00:25:34,472 --> 00:25:36,391
Have you heard anything from Chieftain
about any of this?
399
00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:39,686
Not a peep. Do you want me to ask?
400
00:25:39,686 --> 00:25:40,770
No.
401
00:25:42,355 --> 00:25:44,190
If there's any mess, it's theirs.
402
00:25:44,774 --> 00:25:46,317
They can clean it up.
403
00:25:47,402 --> 00:25:48,611
That's what I thought.
404
00:25:54,617 --> 00:25:57,579
Thank you, Diana. We have to limit
the collateral damage here.
405
00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:01,457
Oh. Poor Standish.
406
00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:05,795
I wasn't meaning her,
I was talking about us. But yes.
407
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,841
Hopefully she'll come through unscathed.
408
00:26:19,475 --> 00:26:20,727
[chauffeur] Good afternoon, sir.
409
00:26:25,315 --> 00:26:26,608
Afternoon, Sly.
410
00:26:26,608 --> 00:26:27,734
[grunts]
411
00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:30,320
[sighs]
412
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,656
Fuck me.
This is bigger than my flat. [sniffs]
413
00:26:33,656 --> 00:26:35,241
Do you mind if I smoke?
414
00:26:36,409 --> 00:26:38,077
- Yes.
- [sighs]
415
00:26:38,077 --> 00:26:41,247
So, Sly.
416
00:26:42,707 --> 00:26:46,294
Now, that is a-- that's a terrible name.
What's it short for? Slime?
417
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:47,754
[Sly] I don't know who you are,
418
00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:50,006
but you should know
that I own a private security firm,
419
00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:52,467
which means I have some
very dangerous people in my pay.
420
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:55,303
Yeah. Too fucking right
they're dangerous. [sniffs]
421
00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:58,848
That Sean Donovan, one of your
tiger team, is an absolute fruit basket.
422
00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:01,643
Catherine Standish.
423
00:27:01,643 --> 00:27:04,604
One of my team, in case
you're wondering why I give a shit.
424
00:27:04,604 --> 00:27:05,688
I see.
425
00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:07,774
No, I don't think you do.
426
00:27:07,774 --> 00:27:10,360
[clears throat] Donovan's gone rogue.
427
00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:13,738
Won't let Standish go
until he's had a look at the Grey Books.
428
00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:15,782
Standish should have been released
hours ago.
429
00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,534
Oh, well, it hasn't happened.
430
00:27:17,534 --> 00:27:19,327
And what the fuck are the Grey Books?
431
00:27:20,787 --> 00:27:24,707
The Grey Books examine every
conspiracy theory from the last 100 years.
432
00:27:24,707 --> 00:27:28,086
And, uh, you know, surprise, surprise,
decide that they're all bollocks.
433
00:27:28,086 --> 00:27:31,381
But there are some nut cases out there
who think the Grey Books will prove that
434
00:27:31,381 --> 00:27:36,135
Elvis shot JFK,
and Hitler built the pyramids.
435
00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:38,596
I don't know anything about this.
436
00:27:38,596 --> 00:27:41,432
Jesus Christ. This is a fucking disaster.
437
00:27:41,432 --> 00:27:45,061
Yeah, ain't it just.
That's why I thought I'd pay you a visit.
438
00:27:45,061 --> 00:27:47,939
[inhales deeply]
And nothing's happening, you see.
439
00:27:47,939 --> 00:27:52,026
No Standish,
no request for the Grey Books.
440
00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:54,404
[scoffs] Nothing. [stammers]
441
00:27:54,404 --> 00:27:55,947
I need it all unblocked.
442
00:27:56,614 --> 00:27:57,824
Yeah, speaking of which--
443
00:27:57,824 --> 00:27:59,784
- [farts]
- Ooh.
444
00:27:59,784 --> 00:28:01,703
[sniffs] Anyway...
445
00:28:01,703 --> 00:28:04,789
[exhales sharply, sniffs] ...get it sorted.
446
00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:08,501
I imagine neither of us wanna see
the other again.
447
00:28:10,211 --> 00:28:15,091
Fucking hell. Oh, God,
I hope that don't go into the groundwater.
448
00:28:15,091 --> 00:28:17,093
Here, you wanna keep that? Mask the smell?
449
00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:19,470
- No.
- [grunts]
450
00:28:20,054 --> 00:28:21,431
I advise you to leave quickly.
451
00:28:21,431 --> 00:28:24,517
[scoffs]
I'd advise you to leave the windows open.
452
00:28:34,944 --> 00:28:36,029
[River clears throat]
453
00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:38,114
What the hell happened to you?
454
00:28:38,823 --> 00:28:42,785
Oh, just Duffy.
455
00:28:43,453 --> 00:28:44,913
[sniffs] Then Hobbs.
456
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,956
What? Did they beat you up?
457
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:49,751
Yes, obviously.
458
00:28:50,335 --> 00:28:52,003
- Wow.
- [River] So why are we here then?
459
00:28:52,879 --> 00:28:54,964
Lamb wants us to get Chieftain's file
on the op,
460
00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:56,966
background on Donovan and the team.
461
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:59,260
Seems that they have their own agenda.
462
00:29:00,011 --> 00:29:02,555
- Are they gonna give that to us?
- Yeah, they are. We're MI5.
463
00:29:02,555 --> 00:29:03,890
Who the fuck are they?
464
00:29:04,390 --> 00:29:07,852
A multimillion-pound security firm
with connections to the Home Secretary.
465
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:11,731
Well, I don't give a shit.
Bankrupting myself having four coffees,
466
00:29:11,731 --> 00:29:16,027
hanging out here watching these cocks
swan in and out. So, come on.
467
00:29:17,737 --> 00:29:18,780
[groans]
468
00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:23,952
[Webb] Hey, listen, fuckers.
469
00:29:23,952 --> 00:29:27,163
Yeah, you've kept me waiting there
for hours, and I want answers.
470
00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:30,583
You people-- You can't put me
through the wringer like that, yeah,
471
00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,169
and expect it to be all smoothed over
with a fucking phone call.
472
00:29:33,169 --> 00:29:36,506
I want money. I want moola, moola.
You understand? I don't-- [stammers]
473
00:29:36,506 --> 00:29:38,049
- I know, actually--
- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
474
00:29:38,049 --> 00:29:40,176
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, my God. River.
475
00:29:40,176 --> 00:29:42,220
[scoffs] And the lovely Louisa.
476
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:43,429
Go fuck yourself.
477
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,349
Need to speak to whoever's
in charge of this morning's op.
478
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,476
- I'll see if they're free.
- [Webb] Oh, what? Okay. What?
479
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:51,771
So you jump when MI5 ask,
but Joe Public can go whistle, can he?
480
00:29:51,771 --> 00:29:52,939
- Fuck's sake.
- Shut up.
481
00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:54,816
- [Webb sighs]
- Listen.
482
00:29:55,567 --> 00:29:58,736
- So, you-- you know it was a tiger team?
- [Webb sighs]
483
00:29:58,736 --> 00:30:01,406
I do now, yeah. I didn't when
I was standing on that bridge
484
00:30:01,406 --> 00:30:03,283
with a fucking sniper sight on my chest.
485
00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:06,035
These people-- They've been--
They've been paid a fortune for this op.
486
00:30:06,035 --> 00:30:08,204
And after what I've been through,
I want a taste.
487
00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:10,290
- [scoffs]
- You should get some too.
488
00:30:10,999 --> 00:30:13,585
Hey, do you wanna go in together?
Whatever they offer we ask for triple.
489
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,211
No, I'm fine, mate.
490
00:30:15,211 --> 00:30:16,504
- Hey.
- I'm here to do a job.
491
00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:19,299
- Hey, I know we've had our history, right?
- [scoffs]
492
00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:21,676
But for once we're on the same side.
We both got played.
493
00:30:21,676 --> 00:30:23,094
You always get played, Spider.
494
00:30:23,094 --> 00:30:24,220
There's a good point.
495
00:30:24,762 --> 00:30:26,014
Did you get the file?
496
00:30:26,639 --> 00:30:28,600
- [phone ringing]
- No. But I coulda done.
497
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,351
- Lamb pulled me out.
- [Webb] Oh.
498
00:30:31,936 --> 00:30:33,396
[River]
How's your sister then? Is she okay?
499
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,940
[Webb sighs] Oh, she's fine, mate.
Standish okay?
500
00:30:37,734 --> 00:30:39,903
Well, there's been a bit of a holdup.
501
00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:43,531
But of course, um, can't go into that
because you're not in the Service anymore.
502
00:30:43,531 --> 00:30:46,201
- [Webb chuckles] That's told me.
- So. Yeah.
503
00:30:47,118 --> 00:30:48,161
[Webb sighs]
504
00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:49,746
Talking of which, um--
505
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:54,083
I know we, um--
we never had a chance to chat after
506
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,960
- that whole disaster with the Russians.
- No, save it.
507
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,087
- No, no, no, this is long overdue, and I--
- [clears throat]
508
00:30:59,547 --> 00:31:02,884
I feel terrible that I didn't reach out
and say this earlier.
509
00:31:02,884 --> 00:31:04,010
But...
510
00:31:05,511 --> 00:31:06,596
I forgive you.
511
00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:07,972
[River clears throat]
512
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,016
- Excuse me?
- I got shot
513
00:31:10,016 --> 00:31:13,102
while you were running security,
but I forgive you.
514
00:31:16,981 --> 00:31:18,107
Okay. Okay.
515
00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:20,652
- He's not worth it, is he?
- [receptionist] You can go through now.
516
00:31:20,652 --> 00:31:23,863
The Command and Control Executive Officer
is ready to speak to you.
517
00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:25,615
God, that's a twat-y title.
518
00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:28,993
- That's the private sector for you.
- If you'd like to follow me.
519
00:31:30,411 --> 00:31:32,622
Uh, Mr. Webb,
you can come through now as well.
520
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,087
So you were a while in hospital then?
521
00:31:40,213 --> 00:31:41,381
Couple of months. [sighs]
522
00:31:43,258 --> 00:31:44,467
Lucky for some.
523
00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:48,263
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
524
00:31:50,098 --> 00:31:52,350
I heard you quit
before they could fire you.
525
00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:56,020
Not quite in that order.
They gave me the option.
526
00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:59,232
Slough House or leave the Service.
So I left.
527
00:32:02,026 --> 00:32:04,445
- No offense.
- Literally none taken.
528
00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:07,699
- [elevator bell dings]
- [doors open]
529
00:32:09,367 --> 00:32:11,202
[people chattering]
530
00:32:13,204 --> 00:32:14,205
[River sighs]
531
00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,209
So where are you working now then?
532
00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:20,795
Well... [sighs]
533
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,881
...here.
534
00:32:23,756 --> 00:32:28,469
Say hello to your Command
and Control Executive Officer.
535
00:32:28,469 --> 00:32:30,889
- [chuckles]
- [cheering]
536
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:42,358
[chuckling]
537
00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:46,446
You fucking-- Fuck off.
538
00:32:46,446 --> 00:32:47,655
I weren't lying.
539
00:32:47,655 --> 00:32:51,159
I am here for compensation.
A big, fat fucking bonus.
540
00:32:51,159 --> 00:32:53,077
[people cheering]
541
00:32:53,953 --> 00:32:56,581
[chuckles]
542
00:32:56,581 --> 00:32:58,583
I should split it with ya, but I won't.
543
00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,293
How'd you know we were coming?
544
00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:02,795
Didn't.
Saw you outside staking the place out,
545
00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:06,216
told everyone to play along
if you came in and you did...
546
00:33:06,216 --> 00:33:08,635
[inhales sharply]
...with Cart-wrong. [chuckles]
547
00:33:08,635 --> 00:33:11,721
- The gods are smiling on me today.
- Oh, my God, you're so pathetic.
548
00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:12,639
- Am I?
- Yeah.
549
00:33:12,639 --> 00:33:17,143
With my six-figure private sector salary,
company car, and massive penis.
550
00:33:17,143 --> 00:33:18,603
[people laughing]
551
00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:23,566
Thank you, River.
Thank you. You were magnificent.
552
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,860
Judd wanted Chieftain to run
a tiger team on the Park.
553
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,654
They reached out to me as an ex-employee
554
00:33:27,654 --> 00:33:31,908
and set me the task of selecting
the biggest sucker on the books.
555
00:33:31,908 --> 00:33:34,285
I got to say, it didn't take long.
556
00:33:34,285 --> 00:33:36,204
- R to the I to the V-E-R.
- [laughing]
557
00:33:36,204 --> 00:33:37,372
God, you know what?
558
00:33:37,372 --> 00:33:40,208
I almost feel guilty about accepting
that huge consultancy fee
559
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,085
for literally a minute's work.
560
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:44,963
I knew you'd take the bait again.
561
00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:49,050
Tear off and try and be a hero.
[blows, breathes shakily]
562
00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:52,095
River, please believe me.
Please believe me.
563
00:33:52,095 --> 00:33:55,515
They're gonna kill my sister
and her-- her-- her kids. [mock crying]
564
00:33:55,515 --> 00:33:58,560
[chuckling] Rafer, you fucker.
Come here, mate. Come here.
565
00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:00,228
- [chuckles]
- Oh, mate.
566
00:34:00,228 --> 00:34:04,190
[laughing] Rafer was the sniper.
Show 'em your rifle.
567
00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:06,860
- [imitating gunshots, groans]
- [imitating gunshots]
568
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,736
- [laughing] Nice one, mate.
- [laughing]
569
00:34:08,736 --> 00:34:10,530
[chuckles] Oh, God.
570
00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:13,240
You don't even have a sister, do you?
571
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:17,452
No, I do. But we haven't spoken
in years. She's a total bitch.
572
00:34:17,452 --> 00:34:19,706
Are you gonna give us your files
on Donovan and the team?
573
00:34:19,706 --> 00:34:22,624
[inhales sharply, blows]
574
00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:24,878
Nah. You can kiss my unwashed anus.
575
00:34:24,878 --> 00:34:27,255
Je-- They're not letting her go, Spider.
576
00:34:27,255 --> 00:34:28,798
All under control.
577
00:34:28,798 --> 00:34:30,508
Now, if you'll excuse me,
578
00:34:30,508 --> 00:34:33,887
the boss and I have a lunch with the...
[clears throat] ...Home Secretary.
579
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:39,601
I'm gonna be part of an advisory committee
on improving MI5's efficiency.
580
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:42,437
Do you wanna know my first recommendation?
It's a good one.
581
00:34:43,938 --> 00:34:45,314
Shut down Slough House.
582
00:34:45,314 --> 00:34:48,026
[chuckles] I'm gonna fucking break
your neck you f--
583
00:34:48,026 --> 00:34:49,818
- [clamoring]
- [Louisa] All right. Let's go.
584
00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:51,738
[chuckles] You should be thanking me.
585
00:34:51,738 --> 00:34:54,990
You don't want to be there, River, mate.
Time to move on to your true calling.
586
00:34:54,990 --> 00:34:57,327
Shoving fruit up your arse on OnlyFans.
587
00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:59,370
[people chuckling]
588
00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:01,289
If you ever want a job, Guy,
just drop me a line.
589
00:35:01,289 --> 00:35:03,833
You'll at least get an interview.
Microphone drop.
590
00:35:04,876 --> 00:35:06,085
It's mic drop you--
591
00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:07,754
- [people laughing, cheering]
- [exclaims]
592
00:35:09,631 --> 00:35:13,384
Yeah! Ah, yes, mate. Love it.
593
00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:15,511
- [River] Fucking Spider.
- Fucking you.
594
00:35:16,512 --> 00:35:18,431
- [River] What?
- It was Spider, again.
595
00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:20,516
- You should have known.
- What do you mean I should've known?
596
00:35:20,516 --> 00:35:22,435
- So fucking humiliating.
- How did--
597
00:35:23,728 --> 00:35:24,979
[Webb] Literally the number of times
598
00:35:24,979 --> 00:35:27,774
I wanted to punch him in the face
and that-- It was just better.
599
00:35:27,774 --> 00:35:30,944
It was better than a punch in the face.
It was better than a dart in the face.
600
00:35:30,944 --> 00:35:35,240
Do you know what I'm saying? Oh,
you just missed Cartwright. It was butane.
601
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,015
I have just been threatened
by a Jackson fucking Lamb
602
00:36:01,015 --> 00:36:02,850
because Standish is still being held.
603
00:36:05,937 --> 00:36:08,147
- Oh, that?
- What do you mean, "Oh, that"?
604
00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:10,733
You told me it had
all gone like clockwork.
605
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:12,318
It has and it will.
606
00:36:13,027 --> 00:36:15,405
Nothing is gonna happen to Standish...
[inhales sharply]
607
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:16,739
...or our guy that they're holding.
608
00:36:17,699 --> 00:36:18,700
What guy?
609
00:36:20,368 --> 00:36:23,830
Jesus. This gets worse and worse.
Tell me where we're at. No bullshit.
610
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:25,206
[chuckles] It's actually quite--
611
00:36:25,206 --> 00:36:30,169
Anyway, they demanded a meet with me,
due to begin shortly,
612
00:36:30,169 --> 00:36:33,256
from where I will escort them
to have a look at something
613
00:36:33,256 --> 00:36:36,634
- called the Grey Books.
- Yes. Lamb told me about the Grey Books.
614
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,386
How does Lamb know?
615
00:36:39,053 --> 00:36:41,097
Oh, God knows.
He seems to know everything.
616
00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:43,600
What are you going to do?
617
00:36:44,642 --> 00:36:46,936
Well, not show, obviously.
618
00:36:48,396 --> 00:36:53,359
[chuckles] They have two fucking hostages,
and you propose to stand them up?
619
00:36:53,359 --> 00:36:56,196
There is no way MI5 are gonna
open up the Grey Books for them.
620
00:36:56,196 --> 00:36:58,448
And they're not
actually gonna kill anyone.
621
00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:01,451
They'll realize they're making twats
of themselves and release her soon enough.
622
00:37:01,451 --> 00:37:03,453
You're going to the meet.
I want this sorted.
623
00:37:04,162 --> 00:37:05,872
We have our lunch with Judd.
624
00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:08,249
No. [chuckles] I have a lunch with Judd.
625
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:12,170
You're not going unless our guy
and Standish are both released.
626
00:37:12,170 --> 00:37:14,297
[scoffs] How am I supposed to do that?
627
00:37:14,297 --> 00:37:17,717
You're ex-MI5.
Pull some strings or pay them off.
628
00:37:17,717 --> 00:37:21,346
- Uh, w-- with what?
- Your fucking fee. I don't give a shit.
629
00:37:27,936 --> 00:37:29,938
Donovan really believes some of this shit.
630
00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:33,942
- As do I, by the way. [chuckles]
- [typing]
631
00:37:33,942 --> 00:37:36,361
There's no way we've been to the Moon.
[scoffs]
632
00:37:38,196 --> 00:37:41,699
He posts on conspiracy sites
under a handle, obviously.
633
00:37:42,617 --> 00:37:44,452
I might have even interacted with him.
634
00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:51,209
Where would a twat
like Peter Judd have lunch?
635
00:37:54,128 --> 00:37:56,005
[typing]
636
00:37:59,592 --> 00:38:01,135
[tires squeal]
637
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,390
[tires squealing]
638
00:38:15,984 --> 00:38:17,485
[tires squealing]
639
00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:30,874
[Webb sighs]
640
00:38:34,168 --> 00:38:35,169
What's that?
641
00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:38,423
That's my beautiful bonus,
which I'm giving you.
642
00:38:39,507 --> 00:38:40,508
It's not about money.
643
00:38:40,508 --> 00:38:42,886
Oh, fuck off. It's always about money.
644
00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:47,974
By the way, did you bribe Taverner
to ring me with that reference?
645
00:38:48,683 --> 00:38:51,269
She got me the job at Chieftain.
Christ knows why she wanted you.
646
00:38:51,269 --> 00:38:53,897
- I want to see the Grey Books.
- Not gonna happen.
647
00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:58,818
- Then we have a problem.
- Okay. I've tried the carrot.
648
00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:01,487
- Do you want me to get out the stick?
- I'm the one with the stick.
649
00:39:01,988 --> 00:39:05,200
We have two hostages. If you wanna see
them again, you know what you have to do.
650
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,076
Sorry. Can we just cut the bullshit, okay?
651
00:39:07,076 --> 00:39:09,454
They're not hostages,
and you're not gonna do anything to them.
652
00:39:09,954 --> 00:39:12,624
It's just a game, mate.
A big fucking stupid game.
653
00:39:12,624 --> 00:39:16,252
Now, I don't know why you're doing this,
and I don't care, but I want it to stop.
654
00:39:18,713 --> 00:39:21,549
Don't walk away from me, dickhead. Stop.
655
00:39:22,717 --> 00:39:24,761
I command you to stop.
656
00:39:27,889 --> 00:39:30,600
[sighs] I'm late for a lunch
at Anna Livia's with the Home Secretary.
657
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,560
I can't show my face
until Standish is released.
658
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,771
Now stop fucking around
and tell me where she is.
659
00:39:37,232 --> 00:39:38,483
Go to your lunch.
660
00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,319
Enjoy your hors d'oeuvres.
661
00:39:42,028 --> 00:39:44,948
But don't play the big man,
you slick twat.
662
00:39:46,157 --> 00:39:49,494
I'm not gonna take lessons on being a man
from someone who couldn't hold it together
663
00:39:49,494 --> 00:39:51,829
when their secret fuck buddy
killed herself.
664
00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:54,749
Yeah, I read your file, twat.
665
00:39:56,251 --> 00:39:57,460
Now listen to me. I--
666
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,128
[shouts, grunts]
667
00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:02,507
And I'd advise you to stay down.
668
00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:07,971
Hey.
669
00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:12,934
[sighs]
670
00:40:16,938 --> 00:40:17,772
Hey.
671
00:40:18,356 --> 00:40:20,441
[Sly]
You sure it makes sense to keep Tearney?
672
00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:22,360
[Peter] Well, for the time being.
673
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,114
We need to make sure the cultural changes
you propose are bedded in enough
674
00:40:26,114 --> 00:40:28,408
that her successor cannot reverse them.
675
00:40:29,075 --> 00:40:31,411
Your guest, Mr. Webb, is here.
676
00:40:31,411 --> 00:40:32,954
[Peter] Mmm. Send him over.
677
00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:35,665
I reminded him
the dress code is smart-casual,
678
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,917
but he was quite curt and dismissive.
679
00:40:38,418 --> 00:40:42,171
I will allow it because he's your guest,
but if you could have a word...
680
00:40:46,342 --> 00:40:47,927
What the fuck are you doing here?
681
00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:50,555
I have to keep going higher up
to get this sorted out.
682
00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:53,641
Fuck me. Every ponce and his brother.
683
00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:57,270
I thought the tiger team operation
was successfully concluded.
684
00:40:57,854 --> 00:41:00,773
It is. Small hiccup.
Webb is dealing with it.
685
00:41:00,773 --> 00:41:03,318
[sighs]
Well, once you've delivered her back,
686
00:41:03,318 --> 00:41:05,069
I'll leave you be. Give us a chip.
687
00:41:06,321 --> 00:41:08,531
I'm not sure we've ever properly met.
688
00:41:09,782 --> 00:41:12,452
Yeah, well... [chewing]
...it feels like we have.
689
00:41:13,453 --> 00:41:16,080
I've met plenty of your sort before.
[grunts]
690
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,957
If you've come to tell me
what you think of me,
691
00:41:17,957 --> 00:41:20,251
I should warn you,
I have an incredibly thick skin.
692
00:41:20,251 --> 00:41:23,588
So your barbs might not wound
as much as you hope.
693
00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:27,759
Oh, I'm sorry to disappoint.
I don't think of you at all.
694
00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:28,968
[chuckles]
695
00:41:32,597 --> 00:41:34,432
Christ, that's good. [sniffs]
696
00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:36,059
How much does that cost?
697
00:41:36,059 --> 00:41:38,061
More than your monthly salary.
698
00:41:38,645 --> 00:41:41,523
What do you want? Other than Standish.
699
00:41:41,523 --> 00:41:43,942
I just wanna be left alone.
[inhales sharply]
700
00:41:43,942 --> 00:41:45,902
But then you came along
and fucked with my chi.
701
00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:49,489
You see, Standish runs my diary.
702
00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:51,866
Now, without her, I don't really know
what I'm supposed to be doing.
703
00:41:51,866 --> 00:41:56,287
So I've got all this spare time...
[sucks teeth] ...to come and fuck with you.
704
00:41:58,623 --> 00:41:59,749
[horns honking]
705
00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:14,556
[horn honking]
706
00:42:16,099 --> 00:42:18,560
- [people chattering]
- [witness 1] Check his pulse.
707
00:42:20,228 --> 00:42:21,229
I can't find a pulse.
708
00:42:22,063 --> 00:42:23,690
His airways are clear,
but he's not breathing.
709
00:42:24,274 --> 00:42:25,775
Jesus Christ. That's Webb.
710
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,153
[scoffs] Who was it who said, uh,
711
00:42:29,153 --> 00:42:32,532
"You cannot reason with a tiger
when your head is in its mouth"?
712
00:42:32,532 --> 00:42:33,616
Churchill.
713
00:42:34,659 --> 00:42:35,910
[buzzing]
714
00:42:38,746 --> 00:42:40,248
Oh, but that won't be Webb calling,
715
00:42:40,248 --> 00:42:42,959
seeing as he's now
outside impersonating roadkill.
716
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[sucks teeth] No, that'll be
your tiger team, looking for your head.
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00:42:54,846 --> 00:42:57,473
["Strange Game" playing]
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