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Episode 2x02
Out, Out, Brief Candle
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100 yards, 10 times.
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80 yards times 8.
60 by 6.
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40 by 4. 20 by 2.
All in under 14 minutes.
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You know the drill.
Let's toe the line, gentlemen!
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Listen I gotta make this cut to get that scholarship.
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Look, man, just don't stop running.
Don't stop running for nothing.
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You keep on with me,
you'll be on the startin' line with me.
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Come on, baby.
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- Do you want to play football?
- Yes, sir!
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- I said, do you want to play football? I can't hear you!
- Yes, sir!
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Set.
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Plus vite.
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On se d�p�che, lavettes !
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Courez. Vous me comprenez,
ou je parle chinois ?
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- How you doin', Sam?
- Just worry about your own self
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Touchez cette putain de ligne !
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Tu tra�nes, Josh.
Avance ! Avance !
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- This is me beatin' you
- Dream on, faggot!
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Vous y �tes.
Allez, allez !
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Man down! Man down!
We've got a player down!
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Fight through it, Sam.
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Sam ?
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Sam ?
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Okay, he's breathing.
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Fuck!
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Give a hand for Sam, everybody.
This is the spirit of a real football player here!
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Do you think caviar
is too pretentious?
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Well, with the foie gras and the smoked salmon,
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it might seem like you're trying
a little too hard to impress him.
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Fuck.
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I do want to impress him without it looking like
I could give a shit, which, actually, I don't.
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So, why do you want to impress him?
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I don't know.
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Because Trevor was a big part of my life once.
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Cause his wife won a fucking National Book Award.
Because I have nothing else to obsess about.
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Well, you have me.
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You I take totally for granted,
don't you know that?
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I'm so glad you're feeling better.
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Yeah, you and me both,
fuck-o.
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That's the thing about depression.
If you really allow yourself to feel it,
it gets very boring very fast.
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You're not jealous, are you?
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Of Trevor ?
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Should I be?
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No. Of course not.
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So what if he's the man whose masterly
touch ushered me into womanhood?
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The one I ultimately compare all other men to?
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Okay, okay, fine.
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But, just so you know, you'll only have yourself to blame
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when I go all alpha dog and beat him
to a bloody pulp in front of his wife and kid!
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Oh, my Hero !
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I'm gonna kick his ass.
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Fucking Trevor.
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Fucking Trevor.
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Good morning, Mrs. Huntley.
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Looks like another scorcher, huh?
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Where are my new acquisitions, Mr. Gilardi?
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I'm on it.
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What you're on is my shit list, cowboy.
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I made you personally responsible
for finding three homes
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that we can dump at a profit,
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and what do I get from you?
Diddly squat!
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I already closed
McKenzie Bros. and Dayle Montgomery!
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Three new homes, Mr. Gilardi.
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Apparently,
I misjudged your capabilities.
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What about Fisher & Sons?
You've been after them for months now.
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Well, they're more resilient
than I expected.
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Jeez Louise!
Man, play like you've got a big dick!
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Can you get them for me or not?
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You said I had till the end of the year.
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Well, Christmas came early this year.
You're fired.
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What ?
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Your presence is no longer required.
You're hereby rendered irrelevant.
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You can't be serious! Mitzi!
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I can do this. I swear.
Now just give me another chance!
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You know, just because I fucked you,
that doesn't put us on a first name basis!
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Well, you're dressed early.
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We have an intake at 9:30.
Josh Langmead.
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Am I supposed to know who that is?
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Don't you watch the news?
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Not if I can help it.
It's too depressing.
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Josh Langmead is the Cal State football player
who died of heatstroke yesterday.
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21 years old. In perfect health.
Till his brain fried.
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Fuck.
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Well, I'm off to Torrence.
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I have a breakfast meeting with
the Living Splendour sales rep.
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Wait a minute. That means...
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Now that you're a licensed
funeral director,
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we can get twice as much work done around here!
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Just do me a favor.
Don't even mention the word "cremation."
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Okay.
Can I mention the word "condescending"?
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Be back by noon!
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We thought Josh would want to be wearing
his number for the viewing.
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Well, of course.
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I took him to his first Rams game
when he was 3.
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It wasn't long after
that he started wanting to play football.
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He had...
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He had NFL sheets.
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Curtains. Pajamas.
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Five Halloweens in a row,
he went as Bo Jackson.
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It was his dream to play pro.
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I bet he could've, too.
I think he was good enough.
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He was certainly motivated enough.
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You ever play ball?
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Football. No, no way.
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My dad wouldn't let me.
He said it was too d...
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I played a little baseball in high school.
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Have you made a decision about a casket?
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We'd like the Titan 4.
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How much is that?
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9200 $.
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What the hell?
It's only money.
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Well, granted,
1400 square feet is a bit cozy,
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but the layout is so ergonomic
that it feels twice as large.
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Honey, it's got a sun roof!
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- Girl's gotta get a better poker face.
- Yeah, too late.
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It's very good that you brought
your own inspector.
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Uh, no, he's my cousin.
He's in construction.
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- So what's with the foundation?
- Oh, nothing. Perfect shape.
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Well, part of it was rebuilt two years ago,
to the tune of 20,000.
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So, it's better than new now.
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Excuse me.
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What do you think, man?
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I'm not living here, man.
I've got a house.
What do you think?
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I don't know.
Vanessa likes it.
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Yeah, Vanessa likes dragging you around by your crank,
too, is what I think.
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You're talking about my wife, man.
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Vanessa and me are tight, man. You know that.
It's not about her.
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I'm just breaking it down to you the way
the guys have been telling me.
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You've been acting like a candy-ass bitch
ever since you got married.
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Screw you, Ramon!
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Hey, screw me all you want!
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You know I'm right.
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What are all these people doing in our new house?
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Baby,
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- do you really like the house?
- Yes! Yes!
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Rico, the house is good.
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It's got some little problems,
but nothing I can't fix.
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Rico, there's a yard for the boys. They'll be able
to walk to school. You're closer to work.
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Ramon, can we use your truck to move?
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Nate Fisher.
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Hi there, Nate,
this is Sheri from Appleby Caskets.
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We received your fax order,
and I'm awfully sorry,
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but the Titan 4 is no longer in production.
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Oh, you've got to be shitting me!
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Well, you must not have our 2002 catalogue!
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- I can pop it in the mail if you'd...
- Well, what's the closest casket to the Titan?
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Oh, that would probably be our Haven 2.
4100 wholesale. Usually retails for about 11600 $.
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- Son of a motherfuck!
- Sir!
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Alright, I'll have to get back to you.
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I swear, I fuckin' hate public school!
This year-round shit? Fuck!
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Well, we get October off, and six weeks in the spring.
What do you want?
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This Persian girl who used to be my best friend at Archer,
till I fucked her brother,
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she's spending the entire summer in France!
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Where the fuck is Gabe?
He was supposed to meet us here like 10 minutes ago!
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Dink, it's gonna be alright, man.
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Everything is chill.
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It's not chill.
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The cops have that fuckin' video
at every school in L.A.!
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Which means they haven't ided us yet, okay?
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Which means they probably can't id us,
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and anyone who could is
gonna keep quiet if they know what's good for him.
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You'd better fuckin' hope so...
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You fucker! Did you fuckin' tell somebody?
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Because if you fucking told somebody,
I will fucking kill your bitch-ass, do you hear me?
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- No, asshole!
- What about Andy?
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How am I supposed to know?
He's your fuckin' best friend!
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What ?
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Uh, you were supposed to meet us like 10 minutes ago.
We're waiting.
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Jesus, Claire, don't pussy whip him.
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You gotta act like you don't care.
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Guys hate it when they're pussy-whipped.
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Like you've ever stuck around
long enough to find out,
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Wonder Slut!
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What, Squirrel Nut?
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Your soul's on fire.
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I know.
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Your souls are on fire.
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Whoa, you are not on the list of people
who get to touch my tits!
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Andy, what is wrong?
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- Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
- This is so fucked up!
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Oh, God!
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Andy, Andy, say something to me.
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I don't know what to do right now!
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Andy! Oh my God!
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Andy! Look at me!
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Go get the nurse!
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- Did he take something?
- Go!
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You stop it, stop it, you fucking bitch,
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or I will kick the shit out of you.
Do you hear me?
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What the fuck are you looking at?
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I told you last week that the Titan Series
was out of production.
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Yeah, well, I think that you should have torn
the damn page out of the catalogue!
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It was an honest mistake.
We'll give them the Haven 2 for 11600$ instead.
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- David, they're already paying more than they can afford.
- You don't know that.
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God, I cannot tell you how much
I hate it when you patronize me!
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I'm being understanding. You want patronizing?
I'll give you patronizing!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Rico.
Langmead's in the reefer.
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Yeah.
You guys got a moment?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Vanessa and I found a house.
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Oh, Rico, that's great!
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Yeah, yeah, we really like the house!
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And, uh, we can swing the monthly payments,
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if we put down 20%.
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What are we talking about?
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Well, we pieced most of it together,
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but we're about 11 grand short.
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11.000 ?
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Yup. By tomorrow.
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Look, we'll pay you back,
over 18 months, at 7% interest.
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Now, that's a lot better than the bank,
and not too far off the market.
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We'll let you know by tomorrow.
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Thanks.
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But right now, Mr. Langmead needs your attention.
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I'm on it.
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See? I am understanding.
Scene Eleven: Nikolai's Flower Shop
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That's a lovely arrangement.
What is it?
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Scalene vase.
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Didn't they teach you anything at Daffodil University?
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Actually, it's...
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a combination of inverted T and scalene.
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It's my own design,
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and it's yours.
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No. I just wanted to learn how to make one.
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It's a gift from my heart.
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Seriously.
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Thank you so much, Robbie.
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Okay, Ruth,
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this is going to be hard for me to say, but...
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I forgive you.
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Forgive me? For what?
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You destroyed the natural order
of the universe, cupcake.
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Everything was perfectly quiet and boring
around here before you came,
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and now Nikolai's all aflutter,
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wanting to make improvements.
I'm expected to work.
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For his own carnal reasons,
he favors you over me.
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And for that, I forgive you.
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I resent that!
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00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:04,293
I've always conducted myself
with complete professionalism!
243
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:07,883
Whatever, Ruth, I forgive you.
244
00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:10,536
I don't need your forgiveness!
245
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:16,536
Oh, no, no, goddammit!
It's not supposed to go this way!
246
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,763
What isn't?
247
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:23,042
OK, Ruth, I'm graduating from The Plan tomorrow,
248
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,148
and I would really like it if you would be my witness.
249
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,330
The Plan? What is The Plan?
250
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,731
It's a multi-disciplined course that allows you
251
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,200
to think way beyond yourself,
252
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:37,418
and rebuild your life, from the ground floor,
plank by plank.
253
00:17:37,419 --> 00:17:39,225
That sounds awful!
254
00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:42,514
It teaches you how to feel really good about yourself
255
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:45,288
and get what you want out of life.
256
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,904
Do you want to go?
257
00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:54,021
It would really mean a lot to me, Ruth.
258
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,484
- Wow!
- Pretty sweet, huh?
259
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,395
Each portal is lit by recessed halogens.
260
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,170
Tasteful signs for the model name,
materials, and pricing.
261
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:23,733
And this little drawer here?
262
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,695
This displays your interior upholstery fabric.
263
00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:29,891
Point of purchase
does not get any better than this, my friends.
264
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,697
It's very impressive.
265
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:33,723
Impressive?
It's fucking gorgeous!
266
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:36,707
It's a completely interactive retail experience!
267
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,896
'Cause human beings,
we're tactile.
268
00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:41,093
We like to touch the fruit before we buy.
269
00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:44,656
I can't believe you guys!
You're still using a catalogue!
270
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,932
Now these caskets here,
there're on the upper level.
271
00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,965
They appeal to men.
It's at their average height.
272
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,156
Down below are the ladies' favorites.
273
00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:55,330
I have seen the future, and this is it!
274
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:56,948
Dave, where would it go?
275
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,598
We put it in the second viewing room!
276
00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:00,056
What, the room that we've been using for storage?
277
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,539
David, that room needs serious work.
278
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:07,080
So? We use this as a reason to do it! Haven't we been
planning to do that with the money Mom gave us anyway?
279
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:09,542
Dave, that money is almost all gone.
280
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:14,917
A two by five like this will not break your back.
21500 $.
281
00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:19,674
I'll tell you what.
20500.
282
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:24,260
That includes installation.
I'll even throw in a fresh coat of paint for your room.
283
00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,111
You cannot beat that with a stick.
284
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:29,102
Nate, you always say we need
to spend money to make money.
285
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,638
Alright, how long to install?
286
00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:34,190
Give me the word, and you'll be
making sales in two days.
287
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,566
- You really like it?
- Who wouldn't?!?
288
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:44,757
I've never seen David happier.
It was like Christmas morning when we were kids.
289
00:19:51,553 --> 00:19:53,863
Whoa! Working out a little aggression there?
290
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:57,728
We're having chicken piccatta.
It needs to marinate over night.
291
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,742
You never cook like this for me.
You never even cook.
292
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:06,303
And when Trevor goes back to New Haven,
I need you to forget that I can!
293
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,555
Alright. What should I wear?
294
00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:12,703
Speedo? Hair extensions?
Wear what you want. I don't care.
295
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,251
Don't wear one of your funeral suits.
296
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:17,204
Oh, I thought you don't care.
297
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:24,103
Wear something that makes you look like
the sexy bad boy you really are.
298
00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,342
Something that makes Mister Wife and Kids
299
00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,825
question all of his middle-class choices.
300
00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:31,420
I'm all for that, just as long as you wear something low-cut in the back,
301
00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:34,579
so he can see my name branded on your ass!
302
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,798
Hello! Hello?
303
00:21:05,342 --> 00:21:07,174
Hello?
304
00:21:17,773 --> 00:21:19,294
Hello?
305
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,422
Hey. New casket wall, huh?
306
00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:28,270
You boys are doing better than I thought.
307
00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,574
I'm Mitzi Dalton Huntley.
308
00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:32,140
David Fisher.
309
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,937
Do you need to plan a funeral?
310
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,213
You have no idea who I am do you.
311
00:21:42,877 --> 00:21:47,328
I'm Southwest Regional Director
for Kroehner Services, International.
312
00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:53,110
I was hoping that maybe you and your brother
might share a cup of coffee with me.
313
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:05,733
Well, hello!
Mitzi Dalton Huntley.
314
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,942
Nate Fisher.
315
00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:11,634
You're a runner, huh?
316
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,306
It's bad for your knees.
317
00:22:14,307 --> 00:22:16,252
Yeah, well, everything's bad for something.
318
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,357
So I hear.
319
00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:21,260
Why are you here?
320
00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:24,659
I made it abundantly clear to Matt Gilardi
we're not interested in selling.
321
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,946
Oh, Matt Gilardi is no longer with Kroehner.
322
00:22:28,245 --> 00:22:30,420
Yup. I fired his worthless ass,
323
00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:33,562
because I didn't like the way
that he was representing our company.
324
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,757
And that is why I'm here today.
325
00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:41,723
To do a little damage control,
and apologize to you boys.
326
00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:42,799
Right.
327
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,615
Oh, I don't blame you for not trusting me.
328
00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,999
Frankly, I'd be worried about you if you did.
329
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,314
- Cream with three sugars.
- Well, thank you.
330
00:22:50,592 --> 00:22:53,097
You didn't put rat poison in here, did you?
331
00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:55,894
Drink it and find out.
332
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,449
Oh, please!
333
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:03,459
You boys aren't afraid of Big Bad Mitzi,
are you?
334
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,143
Come on.
335
00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:07,381
The economy is in a tail spin.
336
00:23:07,382 --> 00:23:11,833
Corporations are downsizing, and resizing,
and reorganizing,
337
00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,015
including Kroehner.
338
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:16,427
We can't afford to take you over.
Honey, we've got problems of our own.
339
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,561
Okay, let's just cut the foreplay.
340
00:23:18,562 --> 00:23:20,352
But that's the best part.
341
00:23:20,353 --> 00:23:22,154
It's not that we don't trust you.
342
00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:24,125
We despise everything you stand for:
343
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:26,329
corporate profits over personal service,
344
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:28,140
stockholders over clients,
345
00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:29,779
greed over everything else,
346
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,641
so I think you should take
your gesture of good faith,
347
00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:34,102
and shove it up your ass!
348
00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,162
Ooh, well that's one opinion.
349
00:23:37,163 --> 00:23:40,167
Anything that you would care to add, David?
350
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,972
No, I think Nate pretty much summed our position up.
351
00:23:44,868 --> 00:23:47,151
Well, alrighty then.
352
00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:50,646
I'll just show myself out.
353
00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:57,336
By the way, you might want to clean out your coffeemaker.
354
00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:59,789
Your coffee sucks.
355
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,202
This is not so good.
356
00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:10,114
Well, who the fuck is named Mitzi anyway?
That sounds like something you name a fuckin' chiuaua!
357
00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:21,824
Pretty bitchin', huh?
358
00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:25,912
When did you start getting all excited over caskets?
359
00:24:25,913 --> 00:24:27,803
You're turning into David!
360
00:24:27,804 --> 00:24:29,752
Don't ever say that again!
361
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,891
Very nice.
362
00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:35,879
Oh, welcome to Casketeria!
May I take your order?
363
00:24:37,612 --> 00:24:40,420
So, Mr. Langmead is all ready to go.
364
00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:42,061
Great.
365
00:24:43,558 --> 00:24:48,038
Yeah. So, Nate, have you guys had a chance
to think about what we...you know?
366
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:49,876
- Uh, yeah...
- yeah?
367
00:24:49,877 --> 00:24:52,631
- Yeah, let's go in the office.
- Okay.
368
00:24:59,377 --> 00:25:02,470
So do these really open?
Can you, like, hide shit in here?
369
00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,570
Can you close the door?
370
00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,580
Close the door doesn't sound too good.
371
00:25:14,227 --> 00:25:16,907
We can't give you a loan right now, Rico.
372
00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:21,116
Look, we just spent a fortune
on the new casket wall,
373
00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:22,967
and now we have to maintain an emergency fund
374
00:25:22,968 --> 00:25:27,004
in case Kroehner starts acting up again,
which suddenly looks very likely.
375
00:25:27,956 --> 00:25:30,313
It was a tough choice, I'm sorry.
376
00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:34,097
How much did that casket wall cost?
377
00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:39,802
Rico, our first priority is
keeping this house open.
378
00:25:39,803 --> 00:25:41,392
The more income we make, the more you can make.
379
00:25:41,393 --> 00:25:46,413
Tell me one thing. Did you and David decide to buy that wall
before or after we spoke.
380
00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:55,774
Wow. You know, first you won't make me a partner,
now you won't even...
381
00:25:55,775 --> 00:25:58,554
God, you know, I've had it with you moping
about not being a partner.
382
00:25:58,555 --> 00:26:00,020
It's not happening, alright?
383
00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:02,686
I wish I could help you, but I can't.
384
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:08,283
I mean, fuck, we're your employer, alright!
We're not a goddamned savings and loan!
385
00:26:13,262 --> 00:26:15,183
I'm sorry, Rico.
386
00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:20,152
If it were my money,
I'd give you all of it, you know that.
387
00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:29,798
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll pass it along to my kids,
after playing in a parking lot next to a dumpster!
388
00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,471
Fuck!
389
00:27:03,885 --> 00:27:06,052
I'm scared.
390
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,770
What's gonna happen to me now?
391
00:27:09,771 --> 00:27:12,076
Well, that''s not my problem, pal.
392
00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:19,948
What?
393
00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:22,147
I was so young.
394
00:27:22,662 --> 00:27:23,977
Why me?
395
00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:27,057
Well, why the fuck not you? What?
Did you think you were immune to this?
396
00:27:27,058 --> 00:27:29,463
Everybody!
397
00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:32,715
What makes you so fuckin' special?
398
00:27:45,939 --> 00:27:47,580
What do you think?
399
00:27:47,581 --> 00:27:49,790
I'm not signing up for anything.
400
00:27:49,991 --> 00:27:54,491
Oh, I'm not selling anything.
I'm a visitor, just like you.
401
00:27:55,397 --> 00:27:59,561
Do you know how you can tell?
The Elevated wear plastic tags.
402
00:27:59,562 --> 00:28:00,913
The Elevated?
403
00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:02,756
Oh, you'll learn the lingo.
404
00:28:02,757 --> 00:28:06,504
My daughter is graduating today.
You?
405
00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:09,345
My business associate is graduating.
406
00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:11,578
So what exactly is this?
407
00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:14,374
Well, I don't know for sure myself.
408
00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:17,246
But Shelia has never been happier,
409
00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:20,265
so I wanted to see what it was all about.
410
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,234
Let's get started.
411
00:28:22,235 --> 00:28:25,855
Today just might be the most important day
of your entire lives.
412
00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:29,546
Come sit with me.
There's safety in numbers.
413
00:28:31,650 --> 00:28:37,120
You cannot design a life that works
without first drafting a clear blueprint.
414
00:28:37,421 --> 00:28:44,232
And you cannot construct a life that has meaning
without first laying a solid foundation.
415
00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:48,163
You are the architect of your life.
416
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:50,855
Not your emotionally distant father.
417
00:28:50,956 --> 00:28:53,769
Not your overly critical mother.
418
00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:57,424
Not your petty, fairweather friends.
419
00:28:58,561 --> 00:28:59,765
You !
420
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,452
It was hard the first time I stood up for myself.
421
00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:16,373
I always wanted everybody to like me.
422
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:20,450
Even though I hated myself, you had to like me.
423
00:29:20,451 --> 00:29:22,876
When I rebuilt my foundation,
424
00:29:23,477 --> 00:29:27,760
and I was able to honor
and elevate the better part of me,
425
00:29:27,761 --> 00:29:31,041
I realized I really like me.
426
00:29:31,985 --> 00:29:34,191
So you don't have to!
427
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,191
I'm not a salvage job.
428
00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:44,437
I am not a teardown.
I am not junk.
429
00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:49,667
It's taken me many years to say that.
To believe it.
430
00:29:49,944 --> 00:29:54,550
There are days that I slip,
and I treat people like shit.
431
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:59,397
Like I treated myself for the last 30 years.
432
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:02,504
But then I swear I'm going to win this.
433
00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:09,277
I'm going to build the life that I always wanted to live.
434
00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:21,100
I thought it was too late.
435
00:30:21,829 --> 00:30:24,063
Two terrible marriages.
436
00:30:24,264 --> 00:30:29,569
Children who won't even return my phone calls.
437
00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,334
It hurts.
438
00:30:31,535 --> 00:30:35,047
I'm 41 and I feel like I'm 80.
439
00:30:35,576 --> 00:30:37,675
But I have value.
440
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:41,182
I'm still here.
441
00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:44,857
And as long as I believe in myself
442
00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:48,163
and speak fiercely from the Eye,
443
00:30:48,464 --> 00:30:50,613
then there's still hope.
444
00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:53,652
There's no mortgage on my life.
445
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,934
I own it.
446
00:30:57,436 --> 00:30:59,174
Thank you, Mom.
447
00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:33,524
Well, that was humiliating.
As if my self-esteem wasn't low enough.
448
00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:34,756
It's kind of funny.
449
00:31:34,757 --> 00:31:36,830
All that time we were racquetball partners,
450
00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:38,774
we actually never played racquetball.
451
00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:42,741
I am serious about wanting to learn how to play.
Are you available Thursday afternoon?
452
00:31:42,842 --> 00:31:44,893
I don't know. I'll check.
453
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,922
Hey, wanna drop by my niece's birthday party later?
454
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,763
- Eddie's on call.
- Uh, sure.
455
00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:55,740
I got a couple of errands to run.
I'll call you later.
456
00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:59,843
I've got nothing to do.
I'll just tag along, if that's okay.
457
00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:05,871
Oh my God. Did you hear?
Andy was doing Fry!
458
00:32:05,872 --> 00:32:07,114
I'm sorry. In English?
459
00:32:07,115 --> 00:32:09,948
Fry ! Wet ! Illy !
460
00:32:10,149 --> 00:32:12,278
You're telling me you've never heard of Fry?
461
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:16,790
I'm sorry. My parole officer frowns
on controlled substances.
462
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:20,056
Okay. You take your standard garden variety doobie, right?
463
00:32:20,057 --> 00:32:24,445
You dip it in embalming fluid,
cut it with God knows what, and BAM!
464
00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:28,177
All your states are altered and you see God!
465
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:33,201
Or...you're in tweaker hell,
bouncing off lockers, and swallowing your own tongue, like Andy.
466
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:36,087
Embalming fluid?
Are you kidding me?
467
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:38,751
I've smelled that shit! It's like lethal!
468
00:32:38,952 --> 00:32:40,550
You oughtta get out more.
Live a little.
469
00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:42,921
- You've done this?!?
- No.
470
00:32:43,056 --> 00:32:45,473
But if you ever wanted to make a quick buck...
471
00:32:45,474 --> 00:32:49,464
Oh, fuck off, Parker! I am not getting
into the pot and embalming fluid business!
472
00:32:49,565 --> 00:32:51,695
I've had enough run-ins with the police, thank you!
473
00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:56,891
At 50 $ a pop, you might change your mind.
474
00:33:00,862 --> 00:33:03,193
Oh my God! That fuckin' asshole!
475
00:33:03,194 --> 00:33:05,450
Right?
476
00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:09,397
I mean, Andy's gonna be in detox for like a week!
477
00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,078
Look okay?
478
00:33:14,179 --> 00:33:18,788
It looks fine.
It looks like a page out of Gourmet Magazine!
479
00:33:18,889 --> 00:33:20,157
Excellent !
480
00:33:20,258 --> 00:33:23,217
You know they put hairspray on food
before they photograph it sometimes?
481
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,218
Really?
482
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:27,538
Yeah, I used to go out with this food stylist in Seattle.
483
00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:32,550
I mean, they do stuff to food that is way worse
than what we do to bodies, believe you me.
484
00:33:38,764 --> 00:33:43,180
Okay. Tell me I look beautiful.
485
00:33:43,181 --> 00:33:45,110
You are beautiful.
486
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,192
You even mean that. Okay.
487
00:33:59,856 --> 00:34:02,288
- Hi!
- Hi!
488
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,476
Will, at least say "Hello!"
489
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,813
Hello!
490
00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:11,000
Wow, Bren, it's great to see you!
It really is.
491
00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:14,892
Oh my God! I'm gonna cry!
492
00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:18,985
- You must be Dawn!
- Hi! Oh, it's nice to meet you.
493
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:22,922
Thank you so much for letting us bring Will.
Trevor really wanted you to meet him.
494
00:34:23,571 --> 00:34:25,527
Oh, I really wanted to meet him.
495
00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,128
Hey, hi, Will!
496
00:34:28,829 --> 00:34:30,916
Will, can you say hi?
497
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:32,816
He'll crash in a little while. I promise.
498
00:34:32,817 --> 00:34:35,208
- Hi. I'm Trevor.
- Nate.
499
00:34:35,209 --> 00:34:36,526
Oh! Nate. Dawn.
500
00:34:36,527 --> 00:34:37,719
- Hi. How are you?
- Pleasure.
501
00:34:40,808 --> 00:34:43,708
This place is really cool.
502
00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:49,585
- Yeah. So, wine anyone?
- I'd love a glass.
503
00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:50,823
...
504
00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,094
I want wine!
505
00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:56,389
Oh, you do? Well, what do you say?
506
00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:59,795
Hi, Mr. Pooh Bear. Do you remember
what we discussed in the car?
507
00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:02,692
....
508
00:35:04,201 --> 00:35:06,142
"I want wine, please!"
509
00:35:06,243 --> 00:35:07,360
Please
510
00:35:07,361 --> 00:35:10,136
So, how's the press tour going?
511
00:35:10,137 --> 00:35:15,268
Oh, God, I feel like such a sell-out!
I actually did "Politically Incorrect" last night!
512
00:35:15,269 --> 00:35:16,704
Wow! Was it fun?
513
00:35:16,705 --> 00:35:19,566
Oh, hardly. It was me, Kobe Bryant,
514
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:23,386
that emaciated chick from "The Practice,"
and some twelve year old rap singer
515
00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,510
I'd never even heard of!
516
00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:29,611
I read your first book.
I thought it was brilliant.
517
00:35:29,612 --> 00:35:30,975
Thank you!
518
00:35:30,976 --> 00:35:35,123
- I can send you a copy of the new one, if you'd like.
- I would. Thank you.
519
00:35:35,124 --> 00:35:37,849
You know, I read "Charlotte: Light and Dark."
520
00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:41,074
Oh, dear! Why?
521
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:44,510
In grad school. I had this idiot professor who insisted
522
00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:49,272
qthat it was the perfect profile of a classic borderline personality.
523
00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:52,483
You've heard that before, right?
524
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,682
I actually went to the library, looked up the symptoms
525
00:35:55,683 --> 00:35:58,215
and started behaving like that just to fuck with them!
526
00:35:58,216 --> 00:35:59,751
Seriously?
527
00:36:00,177 --> 00:36:03,145
That's brilliant!
How old were you?
528
00:36:03,346 --> 00:36:06,976
I must have been 9 or 10.
It was towards the end.
529
00:36:07,277 --> 00:36:09,246
Personally, I think it's a crock of shit.
530
00:36:09,247 --> 00:36:12,244
Did you ever notice how the majority
of borderlines are women?
531
00:36:12,245 --> 00:36:16,272
I see it as just a misogynistic
attempt to pathologize women
532
00:36:16,273 --> 00:36:19,166
who refuse to toe the patriarchal line!
533
00:36:20,326 --> 00:36:25,026
Yeah, yeah, I spent 6 months in Seattle
on a teaching fellowship.
534
00:36:25,027 --> 00:36:26,215
Ever do any cliimbing up there?
535
00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:30,486
Oh, yeah, some boulder climbing.
Normal climbing with ropes but...
536
00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:32,258
Are you a cragger?
537
00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:36,179
Eh. Rank amateur urban kind, but I love it.
538
00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:38,284
You done climbing rock?
539
00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:42,721
Yeah, that's where I learned.
I never knew 30 feet was so high off the ground.
540
00:36:42,922 --> 00:36:44,590
30 feet? That's nothing!
541
00:36:44,591 --> 00:36:47,431
I've got a couple of buddies.
They're real thrillseekers.
542
00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:48,781
I mean, they climb high,
543
00:36:48,782 --> 00:36:51,744
but no way I can do that.
544
00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:56,303
Gotta think about more than just myself now.
545
00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,191
Bren looks great.
546
00:37:05,439 --> 00:37:07,088
How's she doing?
547
00:37:07,289 --> 00:37:09,094
Oh, she's doing great.
548
00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:11,904
- Man, she is so fucking smart!
- Yes, she is!
549
00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:15,666
She used to run circles around me,
I can tell you that.
550
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,536
Everybody expected such great things from her.
551
00:37:22,864 --> 00:37:24,915
How's her brother?
552
00:37:26,253 --> 00:37:29,156
He's in the hospital
right now.
553
00:37:42,174 --> 00:37:44,585
I just really wanted to get out of my head,
554
00:37:44,586 --> 00:37:48,272
so I took 18 months of classes,
down at the Shiatsu Institute,
555
00:37:48,273 --> 00:37:51,918
thinking I'd do it until I figured out
what I really wanted to do.
556
00:37:51,919 --> 00:37:54,838
And here we are 10 years later.
557
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,953
- But you love what you do, right?
- I do.
558
00:37:56,954 --> 00:37:59,238
That's the key.
And you know what?
559
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,801
There is this girl in my health club.
She doesn't do shiatsu,
560
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:06,798
but I swear. She is gifted.
Gif-ted!
561
00:38:07,399 --> 00:38:09,894
You know, there's a science to shiatsu.
562
00:38:09,895 --> 00:38:13,337
Chinese medicine dates back over 2000 years.
563
00:38:17,098 --> 00:38:20,248
Hmm...This is delicious, Brenda.
You know, I never cook like this.
564
00:38:20,249 --> 00:38:22,529
I can make pasta, but that's about it.
565
00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:26,608
She's got me beat. I can make toast.
And ice cubes.
566
00:38:26,609 --> 00:38:29,200
Nate does pretty good microwave popcorn.
567
00:38:29,301 --> 00:38:31,431
What do you do, Nate?
568
00:38:32,068 --> 00:38:34,386
I'm a funeral director.
569
00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:37,506
Really?
570
00:38:40,671 --> 00:38:46,033
What--what--what makes one to decide to--uh--
become a funeral director?
571
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,675
Well, I was born into it, actually.
572
00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,263
Sort of like being born into the Mafia.
573
00:39:02,412 --> 00:39:05,873
Hey, not so fast there, hotshot!
It's a tow road!
574
00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:29,644
Will ! Will !
575
00:39:29,645 --> 00:39:30,944
Time out.
576
00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:35,197
Sometimes he becomes completely irrational
just to gain attention.
577
00:39:35,398 --> 00:39:38,425
Hell, sometimes I do that.
578
00:39:47,195 --> 00:39:48,463
Oncle K !
579
00:39:48,564 --> 00:39:51,532
Hey, baby girl!
Happy birthday!
580
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:53,068
I'm 9.
581
00:39:53,269 --> 00:39:55,681
Oh, well, I guess that means
I can't call you "Baby Girl" anymore.
582
00:39:55,782 --> 00:39:57,350
You better not!
583
00:39:57,951 --> 00:39:59,449
This is my friend, David.
584
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:01,841
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
585
00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,927
So where's the party?
586
00:40:22,762 --> 00:40:24,930
You want some? It's good.
587
00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,584
This is for you, sweetheart.
588
00:40:35,572 --> 00:40:37,127
I saw this in the store!
589
00:40:37,128 --> 00:40:39,499
Yeah, I can't believe they still make these!
590
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,121
- I thought you'd like it.
- Thanks, Uncle K.
591
00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:49,825
- Where's Mommy?
- In the bedroom, sleeping.
592
00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:54,785
- I'm going to go and talk to her for a little bit, alright?
- Okay.
593
00:41:13,829 --> 00:41:15,122
Carla !
594
00:41:21,654 --> 00:41:22,861
Carla !
595
00:41:29,148 --> 00:41:30,605
Hi...
596
00:41:30,706 --> 00:41:32,781
Thought you wasn't comin' till later.
597
00:41:32,882 --> 00:41:36,696
It is later.
What happened to Taylor's birthday party?
598
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,505
Shit!
599
00:41:39,895 --> 00:41:43,036
I got home from work and was bone-tired.
600
00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:46,382
I'll take her to the flea market on the weekend,
get her something.
601
00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:47,820
That's all you did for her birthday?
602
00:41:47,821 --> 00:41:49,443
Buy her an Entennmann's cake?!?
603
00:41:49,544 --> 00:41:51,139
It's her favorite.
604
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,785
What are you on?
605
00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:00,474
- Don't lie to me!
- I ain't on nothin'! Ok?
606
00:42:00,475 --> 00:42:02,698
What? You think I'm suicidal or
just plain stupid?
607
00:42:02,699 --> 00:42:06,826
I think you need to stop living just for yourself,
and start thinking about that little girl in there.
608
00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:10,793
I am 7 months clean! I work 2 jobs
and take care of my kid!
609
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:14,076
What? I forgot her motherfuckin' birthday!
Do you want to arrest me for that?
610
00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:17,319
Look, you can do all the damage you want to yourself.
I can't stop that.
611
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,242
But I'm not gonna let you fuck up her life!
612
00:42:20,443 --> 00:42:22,016
- Take your hands off me.
- Carla...
613
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:26,108
I will file an assault charge,
and you do not want that.
614
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,058
My sister had one of these when she was a kid.
615
00:42:34,059 --> 00:42:35,362
But I broke it.
616
00:42:35,463 --> 00:42:36,952
On purpose?
617
00:42:36,953 --> 00:42:40,238
No. I wanted to make a pizza,
618
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,040
and I put in a 300 watt bulb, and the whole thing melted!
619
00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:45,682
That's dumb!
620
00:42:45,783 --> 00:42:48,007
Yeah, I know, and I was 17.
621
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:53,545
You don't give a fuck about her! I'm talkin' to you!
622
00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:55,870
You don't know shit! Get the fuck out of my house!
623
00:42:55,871 --> 00:42:57,607
I do! I do!
624
00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:01,560
- Do you live in a house?
- Yup.
625
00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:03,395
A big house?
626
00:43:03,396 --> 00:43:05,280
Not that big.
627
00:43:07,348 --> 00:43:09,226
Got a daddy?
628
00:43:10,237 --> 00:43:12,003
I used to.
629
00:43:19,052 --> 00:43:21,419
- We gotta go, okay?
- Okay.
630
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:22,977
Alright, listen, uh...
631
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,387
I'll come back tomorrow
632
00:43:25,388 --> 00:43:28,623
as soon as I get off work,
and we'll go to the movies, okay?
633
00:43:28,724 --> 00:43:30,369
Okay.
634
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,846
We gotta go.
635
00:43:50,722 --> 00:43:52,297
Oh, my God!
636
00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:54,972
What was I thinking?
637
00:43:55,273 --> 00:43:58,357
Well, I was only 19.
638
00:43:58,358 --> 00:44:00,687
Aw, come on, it wasn't that bad.
639
00:44:01,174 --> 00:44:06,008
"There's this girl at my health club.
She is gif-ted!
640
00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:07,717
Gif-ted".
641
00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,326
What a dork!
642
00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,664
His ears were filthy.
Did you notice that?
643
00:44:11,665 --> 00:44:12,849
No.
644
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,352
Now, her I liked.
645
00:44:14,353 --> 00:44:16,654
That kid! What a freak!
646
00:44:17,651 --> 00:44:20,247
tart saving up for therapy now!
647
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,901
We need some friends.
Some couples we don't hate.
648
00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:27,048
We have each other.
649
00:44:30,681 --> 00:44:33,863
Maybe we should volunteer some place.
650
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:36,691
No, I'm serious.
651
00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:39,854
Do something good for the world.
652
00:44:40,021 --> 00:44:42,734
Exchange Program.
653
00:44:43,171 --> 00:44:46,710
Habitat for Humanity. Meels on Wheels.
654
00:44:47,111 --> 00:44:50,118
Just give more, consume less.
655
00:44:51,419 --> 00:44:53,384
Brenda, I'm dying.
656
00:44:53,485 --> 00:44:57,431
What? What did you say?
657
00:44:57,432 --> 00:45:03,471
After the auto accident, I had x-rays, MRIs,
and they found something.
658
00:45:04,394 --> 00:45:09,382
They found... it's called AVM, I don't know.
And I think I'm gonna die from it. I don't know when.
659
00:45:13,308 --> 00:45:15,876
I'm so scared.
660
00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:23,162
Are you listening to me?
661
00:45:23,163 --> 00:45:24,338
Yeah.
662
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:26,997
Meels on Wheels.
663
00:45:27,897 --> 00:45:29,682
You really wanna do that?
664
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:32,820
I don't know. I have to do something.
665
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,657
I hate my fucking life.
666
00:45:35,658 --> 00:45:37,499
What's wrong?
667
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,831
I was watching Trevor and Dawn tonight,
668
00:45:42,004 --> 00:45:47,705
thinking...
they're just so...so complete.
669
00:45:48,111 --> 00:45:52,242
Like they have something
that I will never have, ever.
670
00:45:52,243 --> 00:45:55,976
Either I wasn't born with it,
or it was beaten out of me,
671
00:45:55,977 --> 00:45:58,139
or maybe,
672
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,190
maybe I made myself into a self-fulfilling prophecy,
673
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,045
and I really am a borderline personality.
674
00:46:02,046 --> 00:46:04,535
Now, wouldn't that be ironic?
675
00:46:05,973 --> 00:46:07,927
Hey, what's going on with you?
676
00:46:10,287 --> 00:46:11,991
Je ne sais pas.
677
00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:15,973
I don't know. I spent my childhood performing
for clinicians,
678
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,907
the rest of my life taking care of my trainwreck
of a brother,
679
00:46:18,908 --> 00:46:22,747
and I have no idea who I am.
680
00:46:26,107 --> 00:46:28,925
I'm gonna make a cup of tea.
Want one?
681
00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,449
No thanks.
682
00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:46,470
God, I can't wait until our next funeral!
683
00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:48,598
What do you think, Mom?
684
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,724
It's very modern.
685
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:53,835
We figure it'll pay for itself in less than 8 months.
686
00:46:53,836 --> 00:46:56,229
What did we spend on this?
687
00:46:57,957 --> 00:46:59,969
About 20000 $.
688
00:47:00,998 --> 00:47:04,204
How much is left in the reserve fund
I gave you?
689
00:47:04,205 --> 00:47:05,586
I'll have to check.
690
00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:08,759
I want a full accounting of how you spent that 93000 $.
691
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,652
I'm an investor in Fisher & Sons.
That wall is part of my investment, and I want a return!
692
00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:14,840
Well, of course, Mom.
693
00:47:14,841 --> 00:47:18,458
I am speaking fiercely from the Eye!
694
00:47:18,659 --> 00:47:20,703
Do you mind?
695
00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:26,300
I don't know.
696
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:28,614
I just need one of you to sign right here,
697
00:47:28,615 --> 00:47:30,103
and we'll be done
698
00:47:30,558 --> 00:47:33,926
Do we need to write you a check right now,
or can we just mail it to your office?
699
00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:36,770
Uh, you might want to open this first.
700
00:47:38,101 --> 00:47:39,947
It's beautiful.
701
00:47:39,948 --> 00:47:42,023
- It's great.
- It's great.
702
00:47:46,234 --> 00:47:51,243
"Enjoy the new casket wall. It's on me. Kisses. Mitzi Dalton Huntley.".
703
00:47:51,644 --> 00:47:53,379
Why would she pay for our wall?
704
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:57,168
She didn't pay for it.
Appleby Caskets is owned by Kroehner.
705
00:47:57,742 --> 00:47:58,928
Since when?
706
00:47:58,929 --> 00:48:00,957
Since three weeks ago.
707
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:03,006
Enjoy.
708
00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:09,672
She has us selling Kroehner caskets!
709
00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,209
Wow. She's good.
710
00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:15,266
Well, I guess we can at least help out Rico now.
711
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:17,815
Yeah, that's a good idea.
712
00:48:17,835 --> 00:48:20,865
Then we go under, and he's out of work,
and he can't afford to pay us back.
713
00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:22,941
Which won't matter
because we won't exist anymore.
714
00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:25,967
David, we just saved 20000 $.
715
00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:29,698
We didn't save 20000 $ !
We just didn't spend it!
716
00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:31,994
Actually, we just lost 1600 $
717
00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:37,200
because we had to give the Langmeads the Haven 4 for 10500,
thank you very much!
718
00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,353
Honey, of course I love the house,
719
00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:51,004
but, believe me,
they are never gonna give us the money.
720
00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:52,891
You love the house, though.
721
00:48:53,203 --> 00:48:55,461
We just have to keep on looking, baby.
722
00:48:55,462 --> 00:48:59,065
No, we don't. I went to the realtor this morning,
and we got the house!
723
00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:02,801
I wrote a check for the down payment,
and now Julio can have his own room!
724
00:49:02,802 --> 00:49:06,614
What? Where did you get the money? What do you mean?
725
00:49:06,715 --> 00:49:09,577
Okay, don't be mad.
726
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,618
You went behind my back and asked your sister for the money?
Are you crazy?
727
00:49:22,619 --> 00:49:26,795
- Rico, I wasn't about to lose that house.
- I provide for this family, NOT HER!
728
00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:28,483
I've gone 8 to 10 hours a day
729
00:49:28,484 --> 00:49:30,700
missing my kids
to get us what we need.
730
00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,060
I DON'T NEED HER FUCKING HANDOUTS!
731
00:49:32,061 --> 00:49:35,805
Please, I don't want to hear
any machismo bullshit today!
732
00:49:38,151 --> 00:49:40,734
What did you say to me?
733
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,854
Baby,...
734
00:49:46,724 --> 00:49:48,819
we have a house.
735
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,253
It's our first house.
736
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,792
Can you be happy?
737
00:49:54,479 --> 00:49:56,318
I'm cancelling that check.
738
00:49:56,319 --> 00:49:57,410
Listen to me.
739
00:49:57,411 --> 00:50:01,002
When the transmission went last month,
where'd the money come from?
740
00:50:01,003 --> 00:50:04,763
When I chipped my tooth
and we couldn't afford the dentist,
who paid for it?
741
00:50:04,764 --> 00:50:08,664
Angelica's doing good. She has extra money.
She's family.
742
00:50:08,665 --> 00:50:11,761
She loves us. She wants to help us.
743
00:50:12,775 --> 00:50:14,857
So please,
744
00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:18,776
put down the phone.
745
00:50:28,628 --> 00:50:31,457
We have a house.
746
00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:37,020
Everything is good.
747
00:50:56,536 --> 00:50:58,291
How's Andy?
748
00:50:59,854 --> 00:51:02,005
He's gonna be okay.
749
00:51:03,274 --> 00:51:05,406
What was he on?
750
00:51:05,714 --> 00:51:08,531
Some weird shit.
I don't really know.
751
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:14,052
Because I heard he smoked
a joint dipped in embalming fluid.
752
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,418
I wouldn't know.
753
00:51:16,419 --> 00:51:19,858
That wouldn't be embalming fluid
that you stole from my house, right?
754
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,841
What the fuck is wrong with you?
755
00:51:23,842 --> 00:51:26,339
Do you have any idea how much trouble this could get us in?
756
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,740
I mean, first of all, he could've died.
757
00:51:28,741 --> 00:51:33,585
And my brothers could be getting a fucking phone call
from the cops right now,
and you're gonna bring this on my head?
758
00:51:33,586 --> 00:51:35,383
Would you stop?
759
00:51:35,996 --> 00:51:39,531
Look, I gave Andy 5 or 6 to sell,
760
00:51:39,732 --> 00:51:41,932
and he fucking smoked them all.
761
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:43,889
I am sorry that I fucked with you.
762
00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:48,122
But you took me down there, and I saw the stuff,
and I just wasn't thinking.
763
00:51:48,323 --> 00:51:51,771
Oh, you were thinking.
You were thinking about yourself!
764
00:51:52,197 --> 00:51:55,101
Claire, listen to me.
Listen to me.
765
00:51:55,602 --> 00:51:58,698
Look, the cops have a videotape of me and Andy and Dink
766
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,394
robbing a fucking convenience store,
767
00:52:00,395 --> 00:52:03,446
and now I'm worried that Andy's gonna turn me in.
768
00:52:07,671 --> 00:52:10,135
Who the fuck are you?
769
00:52:12,610 --> 00:52:17,566
Fuck! Everything I touch turns to shit!
770
00:52:20,043 --> 00:52:22,728
Everything is shit!
771
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:27,112
Everybody was right about you.
772
00:52:28,655 --> 00:52:33,289
You are the only good thing that I have left.
Please don't give up on me.
773
00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:36,859
Please.
774
00:52:41,819 --> 00:52:43,485
No.
775
00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:11,858
Oh, Christ.
776
00:53:12,507 --> 00:53:15,401
You know, you're really starting to piss me off.
777
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,124
What? What? What?
What the fuck do you want from me?
778
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:21,678
I want you to see me!
779
00:53:21,879 --> 00:53:23,809
Look at me!
780
00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:44,160
Look at me!
781
00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:57,653
That's more like it.
782
00:54:25,882 --> 00:54:27,940
You done with your run already?
783
00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,254
Uh--I didn't need it.
784
00:54:30,255 --> 00:54:33,552
Well, the Langmead viewing is at 6.
You're ready, right, because if you're not...
785
00:54:33,553 --> 00:54:36,177
Dave, I need to tell you something.
786
00:54:36,678 --> 00:54:38,954
What have you done now?
787
00:54:43,761 --> 00:54:46,189
I think we should sit down.
788
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:57,436
What is it?
789
00:55:04,767 --> 00:55:08,208
Um--Listen, if I've been a dick or something,
I'm really sorry.
790
00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:16,578
I found out that I have a condition, called AVM.
791
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:25,044
It basically means...
792
00:55:48,176 --> 00:55:50,727
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793
00:55:50,728 --> 00:55:53,735
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794
00:55:54,305 --> 00:56:54,213
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