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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,729 --> 00:00:14,845 Episode 2x02 Out, Out, Brief Candle 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 3 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:48,777 100 yards, 10 times. 4 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:51,327 80 yards times 8. 60 by 6. 5 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:55,263 40 by 4. 20 by 2. All in under 14 minutes. 6 00:01:55,264 --> 00:01:57,514 You know the drill. Let's toe the line, gentlemen! 7 00:01:57,515 --> 00:01:59,703 Listen I gotta make this cut to get that scholarship. 8 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:02,174 Look, man, just don't stop running. Don't stop running for nothing. 9 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:05,578 You keep on with me, you'll be on the startin' line with me. 10 00:02:05,579 --> 00:02:07,534 Come on, baby. 11 00:02:07,535 --> 00:02:10,350 - Do you want to play football? - Yes, sir! 12 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:12,724 - I said, do you want to play football? I can't hear you! - Yes, sir! 13 00:02:12,725 --> 00:02:14,619 Set. 14 00:02:16,226 --> 00:02:19,395 Plus vite. 15 00:02:24,347 --> 00:02:27,048 On se d�p�che, lavettes ! 16 00:02:28,267 --> 00:02:30,674 Courez. Vous me comprenez, ou je parle chinois ? 17 00:02:30,675 --> 00:02:34,168 - How you doin', Sam? - Just worry about your own self 18 00:02:39,537 --> 00:02:42,905 Touchez cette putain de ligne ! 19 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:49,121 Tu tra�nes, Josh. Avance ! Avance ! 20 00:02:49,122 --> 00:02:52,729 - This is me beatin' you - Dream on, faggot! 21 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,992 Vous y �tes. Allez, allez ! 22 00:03:05,263 --> 00:03:07,962 Man down! Man down! We've got a player down! 23 00:03:08,363 --> 00:03:10,571 Fight through it, Sam. 24 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:14,557 Sam ? 25 00:03:17,268 --> 00:03:18,962 Sam ? 26 00:03:20,558 --> 00:03:23,162 Okay, he's breathing. 27 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:30,867 Fuck! 28 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:41,896 Give a hand for Sam, everybody. This is the spirit of a real football player here! 29 00:03:55,814 --> 00:03:58,266 Do you think caviar is too pretentious? 30 00:03:58,669 --> 00:04:01,370 Well, with the foie gras and the smoked salmon, 31 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,966 it might seem like you're trying a little too hard to impress him. 32 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,424 Fuck. 33 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:10,540 I do want to impress him without it looking like I could give a shit, which, actually, I don't. 34 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,116 So, why do you want to impress him? 35 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:14,607 I don't know. 36 00:04:15,435 --> 00:04:18,212 Because Trevor was a big part of my life once. 37 00:04:18,213 --> 00:04:23,164 Cause his wife won a fucking National Book Award. Because I have nothing else to obsess about. 38 00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:25,791 Well, you have me. 39 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:28,467 You I take totally for granted, don't you know that? 40 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,153 I'm so glad you're feeling better. 41 00:04:30,154 --> 00:04:32,186 Yeah, you and me both, fuck-o. 42 00:04:32,187 --> 00:04:37,463 That's the thing about depression. If you really allow yourself to feel it, it gets very boring very fast. 43 00:04:39,428 --> 00:04:41,438 You're not jealous, are you? 44 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,527 Of Trevor ? 45 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:45,264 Should I be? 46 00:04:45,465 --> 00:04:48,018 No. Of course not. 47 00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:52,577 So what if he's the man whose masterly touch ushered me into womanhood? 48 00:04:52,778 --> 00:04:55,768 The one I ultimately compare all other men to? 49 00:04:55,769 --> 00:04:57,517 Okay, okay, fine. 50 00:04:57,518 --> 00:04:59,634 But, just so you know, you'll only have yourself to blame 51 00:04:59,635 --> 00:05:02,944 when I go all alpha dog and beat him to a bloody pulp in front of his wife and kid! 52 00:05:02,945 --> 00:05:05,659 Oh, my Hero ! 53 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,232 I'm gonna kick his ass. 54 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,668 Fucking Trevor. 55 00:05:11,069 --> 00:05:12,944 Fucking Trevor. 56 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:25,646 Good morning, Mrs. Huntley. 57 00:05:26,937 --> 00:05:28,914 Looks like another scorcher, huh? 58 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:33,286 Where are my new acquisitions, Mr. Gilardi? 59 00:05:33,387 --> 00:05:34,552 I'm on it. 60 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:37,787 What you're on is my shit list, cowboy. 61 00:05:37,788 --> 00:05:41,063 I made you personally responsible for finding three homes 62 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:42,740 that we can dump at a profit, 63 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:45,607 and what do I get from you? Diddly squat! 64 00:05:45,923 --> 00:05:49,009 I already closed McKenzie Bros. and Dayle Montgomery! 65 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:51,606 Three new homes, Mr. Gilardi. 66 00:05:51,607 --> 00:05:54,393 Apparently, I misjudged your capabilities. 67 00:05:54,694 --> 00:05:58,318 What about Fisher & Sons? You've been after them for months now. 68 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:01,018 Well, they're more resilient than I expected. 69 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:05,315 Jeez Louise! Man, play like you've got a big dick! 70 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:06,905 Can you get them for me or not? 71 00:06:06,906 --> 00:06:08,908 You said I had till the end of the year. 72 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:11,701 Well, Christmas came early this year. You're fired. 73 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,707 What ? 74 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:17,732 Your presence is no longer required. You're hereby rendered irrelevant. 75 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:20,798 You can't be serious! Mitzi! 76 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:25,701 I can do this. I swear. Now just give me another chance! 77 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:30,006 You know, just because I fucked you, that doesn't put us on a first name basis! 78 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:41,479 Well, you're dressed early. 79 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:45,139 We have an intake at 9:30. Josh Langmead. 80 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,762 Am I supposed to know who that is? 81 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:48,148 Don't you watch the news? 82 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:50,127 Not if I can help it. It's too depressing. 83 00:06:50,128 --> 00:06:53,884 Josh Langmead is the Cal State football player who died of heatstroke yesterday. 84 00:06:53,885 --> 00:06:58,307 21 years old. In perfect health. Till his brain fried. 85 00:06:59,008 --> 00:07:00,375 Fuck. 86 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:04,707 Well, I'm off to Torrence. 87 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:09,629 I have a breakfast meeting with the Living Splendour sales rep. 88 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,925 Wait a minute. That means... 89 00:07:10,926 --> 00:07:12,578 Now that you're a licensed funeral director, 90 00:07:12,579 --> 00:07:14,432 we can get twice as much work done around here! 91 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:18,032 Just do me a favor. Don't even mention the word "cremation." 92 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:21,139 Okay. Can I mention the word "condescending"? 93 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,057 Be back by noon! 94 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:38,470 We thought Josh would want to be wearing his number for the viewing. 95 00:07:41,105 --> 00:07:42,637 Well, of course. 96 00:07:49,258 --> 00:07:52,848 I took him to his first Rams game when he was 3. 97 00:07:53,249 --> 00:07:56,928 It wasn't long after that he started wanting to play football. 98 00:07:58,487 --> 00:08:00,862 He had... 99 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:05,850 He had NFL sheets. 100 00:08:05,851 --> 00:08:09,242 Curtains. Pajamas. 101 00:08:09,943 --> 00:08:13,989 Five Halloweens in a row, he went as Bo Jackson. 102 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:21,394 It was his dream to play pro. 103 00:08:22,198 --> 00:08:26,016 I bet he could've, too. I think he was good enough. 104 00:08:26,017 --> 00:08:28,800 He was certainly motivated enough. 105 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,133 You ever play ball? 106 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,877 Football. No, no way. 107 00:08:36,422 --> 00:08:38,096 My dad wouldn't let me. He said it was too d... 108 00:08:38,097 --> 00:08:41,038 I played a little baseball in high school. 109 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:50,645 Have you made a decision about a casket? 110 00:08:50,646 --> 00:08:52,977 We'd like the Titan 4. 111 00:08:52,978 --> 00:08:54,619 How much is that? 112 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,257 9200 $. 113 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:06,166 What the hell? It's only money. 114 00:09:10,409 --> 00:09:13,219 Well, granted, 1400 square feet is a bit cozy, 115 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:17,414 but the layout is so ergonomic that it feels twice as large. 116 00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:20,902 Honey, it's got a sun roof! 117 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,521 - Girl's gotta get a better poker face. - Yeah, too late. 118 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,133 It's very good that you brought your own inspector. 119 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:32,420 Uh, no, he's my cousin. He's in construction. 120 00:09:32,421 --> 00:09:36,147 - So what's with the foundation? - Oh, nothing. Perfect shape. 121 00:09:37,048 --> 00:09:42,535 Well, part of it was rebuilt two years ago, to the tune of 20,000. 122 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:44,828 So, it's better than new now. 123 00:09:44,829 --> 00:09:46,252 Excuse me. 124 00:09:47,945 --> 00:09:49,564 What do you think, man? 125 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:52,504 I'm not living here, man. I've got a house. What do you think? 126 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:54,658 I don't know. Vanessa likes it. 127 00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:58,564 Yeah, Vanessa likes dragging you around by your crank, too, is what I think. 128 00:09:59,113 --> 00:10:01,385 You're talking about my wife, man. 129 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:04,875 Vanessa and me are tight, man. You know that. It's not about her. 130 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:07,957 I'm just breaking it down to you the way the guys have been telling me. 131 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:11,484 You've been acting like a candy-ass bitch ever since you got married. 132 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,140 Screw you, Ramon! 133 00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:15,132 Hey, screw me all you want! 134 00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:16,778 You know I'm right. 135 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:19,601 What are all these people doing in our new house? 136 00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:22,391 Baby, 137 00:10:22,692 --> 00:10:25,496 - do you really like the house? - Yes! Yes! 138 00:10:26,297 --> 00:10:29,238 Rico, the house is good. 139 00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:32,001 It's got some little problems, but nothing I can't fix. 140 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:36,289 Rico, there's a yard for the boys. They'll be able to walk to school. You're closer to work. 141 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:39,070 Ramon, can we use your truck to move? 142 00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:25,208 Nate Fisher. 143 00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:28,066 Hi there, Nate, this is Sheri from Appleby Caskets. 144 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,576 We received your fax order, and I'm awfully sorry, 145 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,501 but the Titan 4 is no longer in production. 146 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,252 Oh, you've got to be shitting me! 147 00:11:34,253 --> 00:11:36,722 Well, you must not have our 2002 catalogue! 148 00:11:36,723 --> 00:11:40,325 - I can pop it in the mail if you'd... - Well, what's the closest casket to the Titan? 149 00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:45,335 Oh, that would probably be our Haven 2. 4100 wholesale. Usually retails for about 11600 $. 150 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:48,723 - Son of a motherfuck! - Sir! 151 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,490 Alright, I'll have to get back to you. 152 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:09,478 I swear, I fuckin' hate public school! This year-round shit? Fuck! 153 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:14,421 Well, we get October off, and six weeks in the spring. What do you want? 154 00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:18,203 This Persian girl who used to be my best friend at Archer, till I fucked her brother, 155 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,441 she's spending the entire summer in France! 156 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:25,158 Where the fuck is Gabe? He was supposed to meet us here like 10 minutes ago! 157 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,625 Dink, it's gonna be alright, man. 158 00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:29,397 Everything is chill. 159 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:30,823 It's not chill. 160 00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:34,434 The cops have that fuckin' video at every school in L.A.! 161 00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:38,825 Which means they haven't ided us yet, okay? 162 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,663 Which means they probably can't id us, 163 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:43,250 and anyone who could is gonna keep quiet if they know what's good for him. 164 00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:45,430 You'd better fuckin' hope so... 165 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,797 You fucker! Did you fuckin' tell somebody? 166 00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:51,786 Because if you fucking told somebody, I will fucking kill your bitch-ass, do you hear me? 167 00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:54,103 - No, asshole! - What about Andy? 168 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:57,629 How am I supposed to know? He's your fuckin' best friend! 169 00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:03,932 What ? 170 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:07,952 Uh, you were supposed to meet us like 10 minutes ago. We're waiting. 171 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,564 Jesus, Claire, don't pussy whip him. 172 00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:11,928 You gotta act like you don't care. 173 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,247 Guys hate it when they're pussy-whipped. 174 00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:16,736 Like you've ever stuck around long enough to find out, 175 00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,281 Wonder Slut! 176 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:22,178 What, Squirrel Nut? 177 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:24,260 Your soul's on fire. 178 00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,244 I know. 179 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,693 Your souls are on fire. 180 00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:33,196 Whoa, you are not on the list of people who get to touch my tits! 181 00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:41,145 Andy, what is wrong? 182 00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:50,879 - Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! - This is so fucked up! 183 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,915 Oh, God! 184 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,759 Andy, Andy, say something to me. 185 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,871 I don't know what to do right now! 186 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,576 Andy! Oh my God! 187 00:14:01,577 --> 00:14:03,648 Andy! Look at me! 188 00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:04,983 Go get the nurse! 189 00:14:04,984 --> 00:14:07,030 - Did he take something? - Go! 190 00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:10,466 You stop it, stop it, you fucking bitch, 191 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,608 or I will kick the shit out of you. Do you hear me? 192 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,257 What the fuck are you looking at? 193 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,278 I told you last week that the Titan Series was out of production. 194 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:22,479 Yeah, well, I think that you should have torn the damn page out of the catalogue! 195 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,777 It was an honest mistake. We'll give them the Haven 2 for 11600$ instead. 196 00:14:25,778 --> 00:14:28,906 - David, they're already paying more than they can afford. - You don't know that. 197 00:14:28,907 --> 00:14:31,729 God, I cannot tell you how much I hate it when you patronize me! 198 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:35,460 I'm being understanding. You want patronizing? I'll give you patronizing! 199 00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:36,842 Hey, guys. 200 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,326 Hey, Rico. Langmead's in the reefer. 201 00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:41,546 Yeah. You guys got a moment? 202 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,342 Yeah, what's up? 203 00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,648 Vanessa and I found a house. 204 00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:47,025 Oh, Rico, that's great! 205 00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:50,035 Yeah, yeah, we really like the house! 206 00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:53,629 And, uh, we can swing the monthly payments, 207 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,900 if we put down 20%. 208 00:14:57,775 --> 00:14:59,470 What are we talking about? 209 00:14:59,471 --> 00:15:02,331 Well, we pieced most of it together, 210 00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:05,828 but we're about 11 grand short. 211 00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:07,864 11.000 ? 212 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,800 Yup. By tomorrow. 213 00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:15,711 Look, we'll pay you back, over 18 months, at 7% interest. 214 00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:19,268 Now, that's a lot better than the bank, and not too far off the market. 215 00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,955 We'll let you know by tomorrow. 216 00:15:25,816 --> 00:15:26,957 Thanks. 217 00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:30,013 But right now, Mr. Langmead needs your attention. 218 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,533 I'm on it. 219 00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:38,310 See? I am understanding. Scene Eleven: Nikolai's Flower Shop 220 00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:45,328 That's a lovely arrangement. What is it? 221 00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,429 Scalene vase. 222 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:51,196 Didn't they teach you anything at Daffodil University? 223 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:57,323 Actually, it's... 224 00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,166 a combination of inverted T and scalene. 225 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,327 It's my own design, 226 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:08,456 and it's yours. 227 00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:12,031 No. I just wanted to learn how to make one. 228 00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,236 It's a gift from my heart. 229 00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:16,010 Seriously. 230 00:16:17,346 --> 00:16:20,127 Thank you so much, Robbie. 231 00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:25,116 Okay, Ruth, 232 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:32,088 this is going to be hard for me to say, but... 233 00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:33,589 I forgive you. 234 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:36,670 Forgive me? For what? 235 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:41,881 You destroyed the natural order of the universe, cupcake. 236 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:45,416 Everything was perfectly quiet and boring around here before you came, 237 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,962 and now Nikolai's all aflutter, 238 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,431 wanting to make improvements. I'm expected to work. 239 00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:54,327 For his own carnal reasons, he favors you over me. 240 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:57,900 And for that, I forgive you. 241 00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,926 I resent that! 242 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:04,293 I've always conducted myself with complete professionalism! 243 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:07,883 Whatever, Ruth, I forgive you. 244 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:10,536 I don't need your forgiveness! 245 00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:16,536 Oh, no, no, goddammit! It's not supposed to go this way! 246 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,763 What isn't? 247 00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:23,042 OK, Ruth, I'm graduating from The Plan tomorrow, 248 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,148 and I would really like it if you would be my witness. 249 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,330 The Plan? What is The Plan? 250 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,731 It's a multi-disciplined course that allows you 251 00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,200 to think way beyond yourself, 252 00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:37,418 and rebuild your life, from the ground floor, plank by plank. 253 00:17:37,419 --> 00:17:39,225 That sounds awful! 254 00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:42,514 It teaches you how to feel really good about yourself 255 00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:45,288 and get what you want out of life. 256 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,904 Do you want to go? 257 00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:54,021 It would really mean a lot to me, Ruth. 258 00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,484 - Wow! - Pretty sweet, huh? 259 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,395 Each portal is lit by recessed halogens. 260 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,170 Tasteful signs for the model name, materials, and pricing. 261 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:23,733 And this little drawer here? 262 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,695 This displays your interior upholstery fabric. 263 00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:29,891 Point of purchase does not get any better than this, my friends. 264 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,697 It's very impressive. 265 00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:33,723 Impressive? It's fucking gorgeous! 266 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:36,707 It's a completely interactive retail experience! 267 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,896 'Cause human beings, we're tactile. 268 00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:41,093 We like to touch the fruit before we buy. 269 00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:44,656 I can't believe you guys! You're still using a catalogue! 270 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,932 Now these caskets here, there're on the upper level. 271 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,965 They appeal to men. It's at their average height. 272 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,156 Down below are the ladies' favorites. 273 00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:55,330 I have seen the future, and this is it! 274 00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:56,948 Dave, where would it go? 275 00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,598 We put it in the second viewing room! 276 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:00,056 What, the room that we've been using for storage? 277 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,539 David, that room needs serious work. 278 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:07,080 So? We use this as a reason to do it! Haven't we been planning to do that with the money Mom gave us anyway? 279 00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:09,542 Dave, that money is almost all gone. 280 00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:14,917 A two by five like this will not break your back. 21500 $. 281 00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:19,674 I'll tell you what. 20500. 282 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:24,260 That includes installation. I'll even throw in a fresh coat of paint for your room. 283 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,111 You cannot beat that with a stick. 284 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:29,102 Nate, you always say we need to spend money to make money. 285 00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,638 Alright, how long to install? 286 00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:34,190 Give me the word, and you'll be making sales in two days. 287 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,566 - You really like it? - Who wouldn't?!? 288 00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:44,757 I've never seen David happier. It was like Christmas morning when we were kids. 289 00:19:51,553 --> 00:19:53,863 Whoa! Working out a little aggression there? 290 00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:57,728 We're having chicken piccatta. It needs to marinate over night. 291 00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,742 You never cook like this for me. You never even cook. 292 00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:06,303 And when Trevor goes back to New Haven, I need you to forget that I can! 293 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,555 Alright. What should I wear? 294 00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:12,703 Speedo? Hair extensions? Wear what you want. I don't care. 295 00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,251 Don't wear one of your funeral suits. 296 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:17,204 Oh, I thought you don't care. 297 00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:24,103 Wear something that makes you look like the sexy bad boy you really are. 298 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,342 Something that makes Mister Wife and Kids 299 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,825 question all of his middle-class choices. 300 00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:31,420 I'm all for that, just as long as you wear something low-cut in the back, 301 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:34,579 so he can see my name branded on your ass! 302 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,798 Hello! Hello? 303 00:21:05,342 --> 00:21:07,174 Hello? 304 00:21:17,773 --> 00:21:19,294 Hello? 305 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,422 Hey. New casket wall, huh? 306 00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:28,270 You boys are doing better than I thought. 307 00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,574 I'm Mitzi Dalton Huntley. 308 00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:32,140 David Fisher. 309 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,937 Do you need to plan a funeral? 310 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,213 You have no idea who I am do you. 311 00:21:42,877 --> 00:21:47,328 I'm Southwest Regional Director for Kroehner Services, International. 312 00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:53,110 I was hoping that maybe you and your brother might share a cup of coffee with me. 313 00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:05,733 Well, hello! Mitzi Dalton Huntley. 314 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,942 Nate Fisher. 315 00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:11,634 You're a runner, huh? 316 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,306 It's bad for your knees. 317 00:22:14,307 --> 00:22:16,252 Yeah, well, everything's bad for something. 318 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,357 So I hear. 319 00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:21,260 Why are you here? 320 00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:24,659 I made it abundantly clear to Matt Gilardi we're not interested in selling. 321 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,946 Oh, Matt Gilardi is no longer with Kroehner. 322 00:22:28,245 --> 00:22:30,420 Yup. I fired his worthless ass, 323 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:33,562 because I didn't like the way that he was representing our company. 324 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,757 And that is why I'm here today. 325 00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:41,723 To do a little damage control, and apologize to you boys. 326 00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:42,799 Right. 327 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,615 Oh, I don't blame you for not trusting me. 328 00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,999 Frankly, I'd be worried about you if you did. 329 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,314 - Cream with three sugars. - Well, thank you. 330 00:22:50,592 --> 00:22:53,097 You didn't put rat poison in here, did you? 331 00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:55,894 Drink it and find out. 332 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,449 Oh, please! 333 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:03,459 You boys aren't afraid of Big Bad Mitzi, are you? 334 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,143 Come on. 335 00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:07,381 The economy is in a tail spin. 336 00:23:07,382 --> 00:23:11,833 Corporations are downsizing, and resizing, and reorganizing, 337 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,015 including Kroehner. 338 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:16,427 We can't afford to take you over. Honey, we've got problems of our own. 339 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,561 Okay, let's just cut the foreplay. 340 00:23:18,562 --> 00:23:20,352 But that's the best part. 341 00:23:20,353 --> 00:23:22,154 It's not that we don't trust you. 342 00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:24,125 We despise everything you stand for: 343 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:26,329 corporate profits over personal service, 344 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:28,140 stockholders over clients, 345 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:29,779 greed over everything else, 346 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,641 so I think you should take your gesture of good faith, 347 00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:34,102 and shove it up your ass! 348 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,162 Ooh, well that's one opinion. 349 00:23:37,163 --> 00:23:40,167 Anything that you would care to add, David? 350 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,972 No, I think Nate pretty much summed our position up. 351 00:23:44,868 --> 00:23:47,151 Well, alrighty then. 352 00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:50,646 I'll just show myself out. 353 00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:57,336 By the way, you might want to clean out your coffeemaker. 354 00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:59,789 Your coffee sucks. 355 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,202 This is not so good. 356 00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:10,114 Well, who the fuck is named Mitzi anyway? That sounds like something you name a fuckin' chiuaua! 357 00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:21,824 Pretty bitchin', huh? 358 00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:25,912 When did you start getting all excited over caskets? 359 00:24:25,913 --> 00:24:27,803 You're turning into David! 360 00:24:27,804 --> 00:24:29,752 Don't ever say that again! 361 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,891 Very nice. 362 00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:35,879 Oh, welcome to Casketeria! May I take your order? 363 00:24:37,612 --> 00:24:40,420 So, Mr. Langmead is all ready to go. 364 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:42,061 Great. 365 00:24:43,558 --> 00:24:48,038 Yeah. So, Nate, have you guys had a chance to think about what we...you know? 366 00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:49,876 - Uh, yeah... - yeah? 367 00:24:49,877 --> 00:24:52,631 - Yeah, let's go in the office. - Okay. 368 00:24:59,377 --> 00:25:02,470 So do these really open? Can you, like, hide shit in here? 369 00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,570 Can you close the door? 370 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,580 Close the door doesn't sound too good. 371 00:25:14,227 --> 00:25:16,907 We can't give you a loan right now, Rico. 372 00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:21,116 Look, we just spent a fortune on the new casket wall, 373 00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:22,967 and now we have to maintain an emergency fund 374 00:25:22,968 --> 00:25:27,004 in case Kroehner starts acting up again, which suddenly looks very likely. 375 00:25:27,956 --> 00:25:30,313 It was a tough choice, I'm sorry. 376 00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:34,097 How much did that casket wall cost? 377 00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:39,802 Rico, our first priority is keeping this house open. 378 00:25:39,803 --> 00:25:41,392 The more income we make, the more you can make. 379 00:25:41,393 --> 00:25:46,413 Tell me one thing. Did you and David decide to buy that wall before or after we spoke. 380 00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:55,774 Wow. You know, first you won't make me a partner, now you won't even... 381 00:25:55,775 --> 00:25:58,554 God, you know, I've had it with you moping about not being a partner. 382 00:25:58,555 --> 00:26:00,020 It's not happening, alright? 383 00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:02,686 I wish I could help you, but I can't. 384 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:08,283 I mean, fuck, we're your employer, alright! We're not a goddamned savings and loan! 385 00:26:13,262 --> 00:26:15,183 I'm sorry, Rico. 386 00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:20,152 If it were my money, I'd give you all of it, you know that. 387 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:29,798 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll pass it along to my kids, after playing in a parking lot next to a dumpster! 388 00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,471 Fuck! 389 00:27:03,885 --> 00:27:06,052 I'm scared. 390 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,770 What's gonna happen to me now? 391 00:27:09,771 --> 00:27:12,076 Well, that''s not my problem, pal. 392 00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:19,948 What? 393 00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:22,147 I was so young. 394 00:27:22,662 --> 00:27:23,977 Why me? 395 00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:27,057 Well, why the fuck not you? What? Did you think you were immune to this? 396 00:27:27,058 --> 00:27:29,463 Everybody! 397 00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:32,715 What makes you so fuckin' special? 398 00:27:45,939 --> 00:27:47,580 What do you think? 399 00:27:47,581 --> 00:27:49,790 I'm not signing up for anything. 400 00:27:49,991 --> 00:27:54,491 Oh, I'm not selling anything. I'm a visitor, just like you. 401 00:27:55,397 --> 00:27:59,561 Do you know how you can tell? The Elevated wear plastic tags. 402 00:27:59,562 --> 00:28:00,913 The Elevated? 403 00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:02,756 Oh, you'll learn the lingo. 404 00:28:02,757 --> 00:28:06,504 My daughter is graduating today. You? 405 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:09,345 My business associate is graduating. 406 00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:11,578 So what exactly is this? 407 00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:14,374 Well, I don't know for sure myself. 408 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:17,246 But Shelia has never been happier, 409 00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:20,265 so I wanted to see what it was all about. 410 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,234 Let's get started. 411 00:28:22,235 --> 00:28:25,855 Today just might be the most important day of your entire lives. 412 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:29,546 Come sit with me. There's safety in numbers. 413 00:28:31,650 --> 00:28:37,120 You cannot design a life that works without first drafting a clear blueprint. 414 00:28:37,421 --> 00:28:44,232 And you cannot construct a life that has meaning without first laying a solid foundation. 415 00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:48,163 You are the architect of your life. 416 00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:50,855 Not your emotionally distant father. 417 00:28:50,956 --> 00:28:53,769 Not your overly critical mother. 418 00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:57,424 Not your petty, fairweather friends. 419 00:28:58,561 --> 00:28:59,765 You ! 420 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,452 It was hard the first time I stood up for myself. 421 00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:16,373 I always wanted everybody to like me. 422 00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:20,450 Even though I hated myself, you had to like me. 423 00:29:20,451 --> 00:29:22,876 When I rebuilt my foundation, 424 00:29:23,477 --> 00:29:27,760 and I was able to honor and elevate the better part of me, 425 00:29:27,761 --> 00:29:31,041 I realized I really like me. 426 00:29:31,985 --> 00:29:34,191 So you don't have to! 427 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,191 I'm not a salvage job. 428 00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:44,437 I am not a teardown. I am not junk. 429 00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:49,667 It's taken me many years to say that. To believe it. 430 00:29:49,944 --> 00:29:54,550 There are days that I slip, and I treat people like shit. 431 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:59,397 Like I treated myself for the last 30 years. 432 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:02,504 But then I swear I'm going to win this. 433 00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:09,277 I'm going to build the life that I always wanted to live. 434 00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:21,100 I thought it was too late. 435 00:30:21,829 --> 00:30:24,063 Two terrible marriages. 436 00:30:24,264 --> 00:30:29,569 Children who won't even return my phone calls. 437 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,334 It hurts. 438 00:30:31,535 --> 00:30:35,047 I'm 41 and I feel like I'm 80. 439 00:30:35,576 --> 00:30:37,675 But I have value. 440 00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:41,182 I'm still here. 441 00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:44,857 And as long as I believe in myself 442 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:48,163 and speak fiercely from the Eye, 443 00:30:48,464 --> 00:30:50,613 then there's still hope. 444 00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:53,652 There's no mortgage on my life. 445 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,934 I own it. 446 00:30:57,436 --> 00:30:59,174 Thank you, Mom. 447 00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:33,524 Well, that was humiliating. As if my self-esteem wasn't low enough. 448 00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:34,756 It's kind of funny. 449 00:31:34,757 --> 00:31:36,830 All that time we were racquetball partners, 450 00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:38,774 we actually never played racquetball. 451 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:42,741 I am serious about wanting to learn how to play. Are you available Thursday afternoon? 452 00:31:42,842 --> 00:31:44,893 I don't know. I'll check. 453 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,922 Hey, wanna drop by my niece's birthday party later? 454 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,763 - Eddie's on call. - Uh, sure. 455 00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:55,740 I got a couple of errands to run. I'll call you later. 456 00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:59,843 I've got nothing to do. I'll just tag along, if that's okay. 457 00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:05,871 Oh my God. Did you hear? Andy was doing Fry! 458 00:32:05,872 --> 00:32:07,114 I'm sorry. In English? 459 00:32:07,115 --> 00:32:09,948 Fry ! Wet ! Illy ! 460 00:32:10,149 --> 00:32:12,278 You're telling me you've never heard of Fry? 461 00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:16,790 I'm sorry. My parole officer frowns on controlled substances. 462 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:20,056 Okay. You take your standard garden variety doobie, right? 463 00:32:20,057 --> 00:32:24,445 You dip it in embalming fluid, cut it with God knows what, and BAM! 464 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:28,177 All your states are altered and you see God! 465 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:33,201 Or...you're in tweaker hell, bouncing off lockers, and swallowing your own tongue, like Andy. 466 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:36,087 Embalming fluid? Are you kidding me? 467 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:38,751 I've smelled that shit! It's like lethal! 468 00:32:38,952 --> 00:32:40,550 You oughtta get out more. Live a little. 469 00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:42,921 - You've done this?!? - No. 470 00:32:43,056 --> 00:32:45,473 But if you ever wanted to make a quick buck... 471 00:32:45,474 --> 00:32:49,464 Oh, fuck off, Parker! I am not getting into the pot and embalming fluid business! 472 00:32:49,565 --> 00:32:51,695 I've had enough run-ins with the police, thank you! 473 00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:56,891 At 50 $ a pop, you might change your mind. 474 00:33:00,862 --> 00:33:03,193 Oh my God! That fuckin' asshole! 475 00:33:03,194 --> 00:33:05,450 Right? 476 00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:09,397 I mean, Andy's gonna be in detox for like a week! 477 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,078 Look okay? 478 00:33:14,179 --> 00:33:18,788 It looks fine. It looks like a page out of Gourmet Magazine! 479 00:33:18,889 --> 00:33:20,157 Excellent ! 480 00:33:20,258 --> 00:33:23,217 You know they put hairspray on food before they photograph it sometimes? 481 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,218 Really? 482 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:27,538 Yeah, I used to go out with this food stylist in Seattle. 483 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:32,550 I mean, they do stuff to food that is way worse than what we do to bodies, believe you me. 484 00:33:38,764 --> 00:33:43,180 Okay. Tell me I look beautiful. 485 00:33:43,181 --> 00:33:45,110 You are beautiful. 486 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,192 You even mean that. Okay. 487 00:33:59,856 --> 00:34:02,288 - Hi! - Hi! 488 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,476 Will, at least say "Hello!" 489 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,813 Hello! 490 00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:11,000 Wow, Bren, it's great to see you! It really is. 491 00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:14,892 Oh my God! I'm gonna cry! 492 00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:18,985 - You must be Dawn! - Hi! Oh, it's nice to meet you. 493 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:22,922 Thank you so much for letting us bring Will. Trevor really wanted you to meet him. 494 00:34:23,571 --> 00:34:25,527 Oh, I really wanted to meet him. 495 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,128 Hey, hi, Will! 496 00:34:28,829 --> 00:34:30,916 Will, can you say hi? 497 00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:32,816 He'll crash in a little while. I promise. 498 00:34:32,817 --> 00:34:35,208 - Hi. I'm Trevor. - Nate. 499 00:34:35,209 --> 00:34:36,526 Oh! Nate. Dawn. 500 00:34:36,527 --> 00:34:37,719 - Hi. How are you? - Pleasure. 501 00:34:40,808 --> 00:34:43,708 This place is really cool. 502 00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:49,585 - Yeah. So, wine anyone? - I'd love a glass. 503 00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:50,823 ... 504 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,094 I want wine! 505 00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:56,389 Oh, you do? Well, what do you say? 506 00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:59,795 Hi, Mr. Pooh Bear. Do you remember what we discussed in the car? 507 00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:02,692 .... 508 00:35:04,201 --> 00:35:06,142 "I want wine, please!" 509 00:35:06,243 --> 00:35:07,360 Please 510 00:35:07,361 --> 00:35:10,136 So, how's the press tour going? 511 00:35:10,137 --> 00:35:15,268 Oh, God, I feel like such a sell-out! I actually did "Politically Incorrect" last night! 512 00:35:15,269 --> 00:35:16,704 Wow! Was it fun? 513 00:35:16,705 --> 00:35:19,566 Oh, hardly. It was me, Kobe Bryant, 514 00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:23,386 that emaciated chick from "The Practice," and some twelve year old rap singer 515 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,510 I'd never even heard of! 516 00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:29,611 I read your first book. I thought it was brilliant. 517 00:35:29,612 --> 00:35:30,975 Thank you! 518 00:35:30,976 --> 00:35:35,123 - I can send you a copy of the new one, if you'd like. - I would. Thank you. 519 00:35:35,124 --> 00:35:37,849 You know, I read "Charlotte: Light and Dark." 520 00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:41,074 Oh, dear! Why? 521 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:44,510 In grad school. I had this idiot professor who insisted 522 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:49,272 qthat it was the perfect profile of a classic borderline personality. 523 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:52,483 You've heard that before, right? 524 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,682 I actually went to the library, looked up the symptoms 525 00:35:55,683 --> 00:35:58,215 and started behaving like that just to fuck with them! 526 00:35:58,216 --> 00:35:59,751 Seriously? 527 00:36:00,177 --> 00:36:03,145 That's brilliant! How old were you? 528 00:36:03,346 --> 00:36:06,976 I must have been 9 or 10. It was towards the end. 529 00:36:07,277 --> 00:36:09,246 Personally, I think it's a crock of shit. 530 00:36:09,247 --> 00:36:12,244 Did you ever notice how the majority of borderlines are women? 531 00:36:12,245 --> 00:36:16,272 I see it as just a misogynistic attempt to pathologize women 532 00:36:16,273 --> 00:36:19,166 who refuse to toe the patriarchal line! 533 00:36:20,326 --> 00:36:25,026 Yeah, yeah, I spent 6 months in Seattle on a teaching fellowship. 534 00:36:25,027 --> 00:36:26,215 Ever do any cliimbing up there? 535 00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:30,486 Oh, yeah, some boulder climbing. Normal climbing with ropes but... 536 00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:32,258 Are you a cragger? 537 00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:36,179 Eh. Rank amateur urban kind, but I love it. 538 00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:38,284 You done climbing rock? 539 00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:42,721 Yeah, that's where I learned. I never knew 30 feet was so high off the ground. 540 00:36:42,922 --> 00:36:44,590 30 feet? That's nothing! 541 00:36:44,591 --> 00:36:47,431 I've got a couple of buddies. They're real thrillseekers. 542 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:48,781 I mean, they climb high, 543 00:36:48,782 --> 00:36:51,744 but no way I can do that. 544 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:56,303 Gotta think about more than just myself now. 545 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,191 Bren looks great. 546 00:37:05,439 --> 00:37:07,088 How's she doing? 547 00:37:07,289 --> 00:37:09,094 Oh, she's doing great. 548 00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:11,904 - Man, she is so fucking smart! - Yes, she is! 549 00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:15,666 She used to run circles around me, I can tell you that. 550 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,536 Everybody expected such great things from her. 551 00:37:22,864 --> 00:37:24,915 How's her brother? 552 00:37:26,253 --> 00:37:29,156 He's in the hospital right now. 553 00:37:42,174 --> 00:37:44,585 I just really wanted to get out of my head, 554 00:37:44,586 --> 00:37:48,272 so I took 18 months of classes, down at the Shiatsu Institute, 555 00:37:48,273 --> 00:37:51,918 thinking I'd do it until I figured out what I really wanted to do. 556 00:37:51,919 --> 00:37:54,838 And here we are 10 years later. 557 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,953 - But you love what you do, right? - I do. 558 00:37:56,954 --> 00:37:59,238 That's the key. And you know what? 559 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,801 There is this girl in my health club. She doesn't do shiatsu, 560 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:06,798 but I swear. She is gifted. Gif-ted! 561 00:38:07,399 --> 00:38:09,894 You know, there's a science to shiatsu. 562 00:38:09,895 --> 00:38:13,337 Chinese medicine dates back over 2000 years. 563 00:38:17,098 --> 00:38:20,248 Hmm...This is delicious, Brenda. You know, I never cook like this. 564 00:38:20,249 --> 00:38:22,529 I can make pasta, but that's about it. 565 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:26,608 She's got me beat. I can make toast. And ice cubes. 566 00:38:26,609 --> 00:38:29,200 Nate does pretty good microwave popcorn. 567 00:38:29,301 --> 00:38:31,431 What do you do, Nate? 568 00:38:32,068 --> 00:38:34,386 I'm a funeral director. 569 00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:37,506 Really? 570 00:38:40,671 --> 00:38:46,033 What--what--what makes one to decide to--uh-- become a funeral director? 571 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,675 Well, I was born into it, actually. 572 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,263 Sort of like being born into the Mafia. 573 00:39:02,412 --> 00:39:05,873 Hey, not so fast there, hotshot! It's a tow road! 574 00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:29,644 Will ! Will ! 575 00:39:29,645 --> 00:39:30,944 Time out. 576 00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:35,197 Sometimes he becomes completely irrational just to gain attention. 577 00:39:35,398 --> 00:39:38,425 Hell, sometimes I do that. 578 00:39:47,195 --> 00:39:48,463 Oncle K ! 579 00:39:48,564 --> 00:39:51,532 Hey, baby girl! Happy birthday! 580 00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:53,068 I'm 9. 581 00:39:53,269 --> 00:39:55,681 Oh, well, I guess that means I can't call you "Baby Girl" anymore. 582 00:39:55,782 --> 00:39:57,350 You better not! 583 00:39:57,951 --> 00:39:59,449 This is my friend, David. 584 00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:01,841 - Hi, there. - Hi. 585 00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,927 So where's the party? 586 00:40:22,762 --> 00:40:24,930 You want some? It's good. 587 00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,584 This is for you, sweetheart. 588 00:40:35,572 --> 00:40:37,127 I saw this in the store! 589 00:40:37,128 --> 00:40:39,499 Yeah, I can't believe they still make these! 590 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,121 - I thought you'd like it. - Thanks, Uncle K. 591 00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:49,825 - Where's Mommy? - In the bedroom, sleeping. 592 00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:54,785 - I'm going to go and talk to her for a little bit, alright? - Okay. 593 00:41:13,829 --> 00:41:15,122 Carla ! 594 00:41:21,654 --> 00:41:22,861 Carla ! 595 00:41:29,148 --> 00:41:30,605 Hi... 596 00:41:30,706 --> 00:41:32,781 Thought you wasn't comin' till later. 597 00:41:32,882 --> 00:41:36,696 It is later. What happened to Taylor's birthday party? 598 00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,505 Shit! 599 00:41:39,895 --> 00:41:43,036 I got home from work and was bone-tired. 600 00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:46,382 I'll take her to the flea market on the weekend, get her something. 601 00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:47,820 That's all you did for her birthday? 602 00:41:47,821 --> 00:41:49,443 Buy her an Entennmann's cake?!? 603 00:41:49,544 --> 00:41:51,139 It's her favorite. 604 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,785 What are you on? 605 00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:00,474 - Don't lie to me! - I ain't on nothin'! Ok? 606 00:42:00,475 --> 00:42:02,698 What? You think I'm suicidal or just plain stupid? 607 00:42:02,699 --> 00:42:06,826 I think you need to stop living just for yourself, and start thinking about that little girl in there. 608 00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:10,793 I am 7 months clean! I work 2 jobs and take care of my kid! 609 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:14,076 What? I forgot her motherfuckin' birthday! Do you want to arrest me for that? 610 00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:17,319 Look, you can do all the damage you want to yourself. I can't stop that. 611 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,242 But I'm not gonna let you fuck up her life! 612 00:42:20,443 --> 00:42:22,016 - Take your hands off me. - Carla... 613 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:26,108 I will file an assault charge, and you do not want that. 614 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,058 My sister had one of these when she was a kid. 615 00:42:34,059 --> 00:42:35,362 But I broke it. 616 00:42:35,463 --> 00:42:36,952 On purpose? 617 00:42:36,953 --> 00:42:40,238 No. I wanted to make a pizza, 618 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,040 and I put in a 300 watt bulb, and the whole thing melted! 619 00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:45,682 That's dumb! 620 00:42:45,783 --> 00:42:48,007 Yeah, I know, and I was 17. 621 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:53,545 You don't give a fuck about her! I'm talkin' to you! 622 00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:55,870 You don't know shit! Get the fuck out of my house! 623 00:42:55,871 --> 00:42:57,607 I do! I do! 624 00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:01,560 - Do you live in a house? - Yup. 625 00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:03,395 A big house? 626 00:43:03,396 --> 00:43:05,280 Not that big. 627 00:43:07,348 --> 00:43:09,226 Got a daddy? 628 00:43:10,237 --> 00:43:12,003 I used to. 629 00:43:19,052 --> 00:43:21,419 - We gotta go, okay? - Okay. 630 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:22,977 Alright, listen, uh... 631 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,387 I'll come back tomorrow 632 00:43:25,388 --> 00:43:28,623 as soon as I get off work, and we'll go to the movies, okay? 633 00:43:28,724 --> 00:43:30,369 Okay. 634 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,846 We gotta go. 635 00:43:50,722 --> 00:43:52,297 Oh, my God! 636 00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:54,972 What was I thinking? 637 00:43:55,273 --> 00:43:58,357 Well, I was only 19. 638 00:43:58,358 --> 00:44:00,687 Aw, come on, it wasn't that bad. 639 00:44:01,174 --> 00:44:06,008 "There's this girl at my health club. She is gif-ted! 640 00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:07,717 Gif-ted". 641 00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,326 What a dork! 642 00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,664 His ears were filthy. Did you notice that? 643 00:44:11,665 --> 00:44:12,849 No. 644 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,352 Now, her I liked. 645 00:44:14,353 --> 00:44:16,654 That kid! What a freak! 646 00:44:17,651 --> 00:44:20,247 tart saving up for therapy now! 647 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,901 We need some friends. Some couples we don't hate. 648 00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:27,048 We have each other. 649 00:44:30,681 --> 00:44:33,863 Maybe we should volunteer some place. 650 00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:36,691 No, I'm serious. 651 00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:39,854 Do something good for the world. 652 00:44:40,021 --> 00:44:42,734 Exchange Program. 653 00:44:43,171 --> 00:44:46,710 Habitat for Humanity. Meels on Wheels. 654 00:44:47,111 --> 00:44:50,118 Just give more, consume less. 655 00:44:51,419 --> 00:44:53,384 Brenda, I'm dying. 656 00:44:53,485 --> 00:44:57,431 What? What did you say? 657 00:44:57,432 --> 00:45:03,471 After the auto accident, I had x-rays, MRIs, and they found something. 658 00:45:04,394 --> 00:45:09,382 They found... it's called AVM, I don't know. And I think I'm gonna die from it. I don't know when. 659 00:45:13,308 --> 00:45:15,876 I'm so scared. 660 00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:23,162 Are you listening to me? 661 00:45:23,163 --> 00:45:24,338 Yeah. 662 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:26,997 Meels on Wheels. 663 00:45:27,897 --> 00:45:29,682 You really wanna do that? 664 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:32,820 I don't know. I have to do something. 665 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,657 I hate my fucking life. 666 00:45:35,658 --> 00:45:37,499 What's wrong? 667 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,831 I was watching Trevor and Dawn tonight, 668 00:45:42,004 --> 00:45:47,705 thinking... they're just so...so complete. 669 00:45:48,111 --> 00:45:52,242 Like they have something that I will never have, ever. 670 00:45:52,243 --> 00:45:55,976 Either I wasn't born with it, or it was beaten out of me, 671 00:45:55,977 --> 00:45:58,139 or maybe, 672 00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,190 maybe I made myself into a self-fulfilling prophecy, 673 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,045 and I really am a borderline personality. 674 00:46:02,046 --> 00:46:04,535 Now, wouldn't that be ironic? 675 00:46:05,973 --> 00:46:07,927 Hey, what's going on with you? 676 00:46:10,287 --> 00:46:11,991 Je ne sais pas. 677 00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:15,973 I don't know. I spent my childhood performing for clinicians, 678 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,907 the rest of my life taking care of my trainwreck of a brother, 679 00:46:18,908 --> 00:46:22,747 and I have no idea who I am. 680 00:46:26,107 --> 00:46:28,925 I'm gonna make a cup of tea. Want one? 681 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,449 No thanks. 682 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:46,470 God, I can't wait until our next funeral! 683 00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:48,598 What do you think, Mom? 684 00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,724 It's very modern. 685 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:53,835 We figure it'll pay for itself in less than 8 months. 686 00:46:53,836 --> 00:46:56,229 What did we spend on this? 687 00:46:57,957 --> 00:46:59,969 About 20000 $. 688 00:47:00,998 --> 00:47:04,204 How much is left in the reserve fund I gave you? 689 00:47:04,205 --> 00:47:05,586 I'll have to check. 690 00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:08,759 I want a full accounting of how you spent that 93000 $. 691 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,652 I'm an investor in Fisher & Sons. That wall is part of my investment, and I want a return! 692 00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:14,840 Well, of course, Mom. 693 00:47:14,841 --> 00:47:18,458 I am speaking fiercely from the Eye! 694 00:47:18,659 --> 00:47:20,703 Do you mind? 695 00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:26,300 I don't know. 696 00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:28,614 I just need one of you to sign right here, 697 00:47:28,615 --> 00:47:30,103 and we'll be done 698 00:47:30,558 --> 00:47:33,926 Do we need to write you a check right now, or can we just mail it to your office? 699 00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:36,770 Uh, you might want to open this first. 700 00:47:38,101 --> 00:47:39,947 It's beautiful. 701 00:47:39,948 --> 00:47:42,023 - It's great. - It's great. 702 00:47:46,234 --> 00:47:51,243 "Enjoy the new casket wall. It's on me. Kisses. Mitzi Dalton Huntley.". 703 00:47:51,644 --> 00:47:53,379 Why would she pay for our wall? 704 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:57,168 She didn't pay for it. Appleby Caskets is owned by Kroehner. 705 00:47:57,742 --> 00:47:58,928 Since when? 706 00:47:58,929 --> 00:48:00,957 Since three weeks ago. 707 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:03,006 Enjoy. 708 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:09,672 She has us selling Kroehner caskets! 709 00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,209 Wow. She's good. 710 00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:15,266 Well, I guess we can at least help out Rico now. 711 00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:17,815 Yeah, that's a good idea. 712 00:48:17,835 --> 00:48:20,865 Then we go under, and he's out of work, and he can't afford to pay us back. 713 00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:22,941 Which won't matter because we won't exist anymore. 714 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:25,967 David, we just saved 20000 $. 715 00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:29,698 We didn't save 20000 $ ! We just didn't spend it! 716 00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:31,994 Actually, we just lost 1600 $ 717 00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:37,200 because we had to give the Langmeads the Haven 4 for 10500, thank you very much! 718 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,353 Honey, of course I love the house, 719 00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:51,004 but, believe me, they are never gonna give us the money. 720 00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:52,891 You love the house, though. 721 00:48:53,203 --> 00:48:55,461 We just have to keep on looking, baby. 722 00:48:55,462 --> 00:48:59,065 No, we don't. I went to the realtor this morning, and we got the house! 723 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:02,801 I wrote a check for the down payment, and now Julio can have his own room! 724 00:49:02,802 --> 00:49:06,614 What? Where did you get the money? What do you mean? 725 00:49:06,715 --> 00:49:09,577 Okay, don't be mad. 726 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,618 You went behind my back and asked your sister for the money? Are you crazy? 727 00:49:22,619 --> 00:49:26,795 - Rico, I wasn't about to lose that house. - I provide for this family, NOT HER! 728 00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:28,483 I've gone 8 to 10 hours a day 729 00:49:28,484 --> 00:49:30,700 missing my kids to get us what we need. 730 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,060 I DON'T NEED HER FUCKING HANDOUTS! 731 00:49:32,061 --> 00:49:35,805 Please, I don't want to hear any machismo bullshit today! 732 00:49:38,151 --> 00:49:40,734 What did you say to me? 733 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,854 Baby,... 734 00:49:46,724 --> 00:49:48,819 we have a house. 735 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,253 It's our first house. 736 00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,792 Can you be happy? 737 00:49:54,479 --> 00:49:56,318 I'm cancelling that check. 738 00:49:56,319 --> 00:49:57,410 Listen to me. 739 00:49:57,411 --> 00:50:01,002 When the transmission went last month, where'd the money come from? 740 00:50:01,003 --> 00:50:04,763 When I chipped my tooth and we couldn't afford the dentist, who paid for it? 741 00:50:04,764 --> 00:50:08,664 Angelica's doing good. She has extra money. She's family. 742 00:50:08,665 --> 00:50:11,761 She loves us. She wants to help us. 743 00:50:12,775 --> 00:50:14,857 So please, 744 00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:18,776 put down the phone. 745 00:50:28,628 --> 00:50:31,457 We have a house. 746 00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:37,020 Everything is good. 747 00:50:56,536 --> 00:50:58,291 How's Andy? 748 00:50:59,854 --> 00:51:02,005 He's gonna be okay. 749 00:51:03,274 --> 00:51:05,406 What was he on? 750 00:51:05,714 --> 00:51:08,531 Some weird shit. I don't really know. 751 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:14,052 Because I heard he smoked a joint dipped in embalming fluid. 752 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,418 I wouldn't know. 753 00:51:16,419 --> 00:51:19,858 That wouldn't be embalming fluid that you stole from my house, right? 754 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,841 What the fuck is wrong with you? 755 00:51:23,842 --> 00:51:26,339 Do you have any idea how much trouble this could get us in? 756 00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,740 I mean, first of all, he could've died. 757 00:51:28,741 --> 00:51:33,585 And my brothers could be getting a fucking phone call from the cops right now, and you're gonna bring this on my head? 758 00:51:33,586 --> 00:51:35,383 Would you stop? 759 00:51:35,996 --> 00:51:39,531 Look, I gave Andy 5 or 6 to sell, 760 00:51:39,732 --> 00:51:41,932 and he fucking smoked them all. 761 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:43,889 I am sorry that I fucked with you. 762 00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:48,122 But you took me down there, and I saw the stuff, and I just wasn't thinking. 763 00:51:48,323 --> 00:51:51,771 Oh, you were thinking. You were thinking about yourself! 764 00:51:52,197 --> 00:51:55,101 Claire, listen to me. Listen to me. 765 00:51:55,602 --> 00:51:58,698 Look, the cops have a videotape of me and Andy and Dink 766 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,394 robbing a fucking convenience store, 767 00:52:00,395 --> 00:52:03,446 and now I'm worried that Andy's gonna turn me in. 768 00:52:07,671 --> 00:52:10,135 Who the fuck are you? 769 00:52:12,610 --> 00:52:17,566 Fuck! Everything I touch turns to shit! 770 00:52:20,043 --> 00:52:22,728 Everything is shit! 771 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:27,112 Everybody was right about you. 772 00:52:28,655 --> 00:52:33,289 You are the only good thing that I have left. Please don't give up on me. 773 00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:36,859 Please. 774 00:52:41,819 --> 00:52:43,485 No. 775 00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:11,858 Oh, Christ. 776 00:53:12,507 --> 00:53:15,401 You know, you're really starting to piss me off. 777 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,124 What? What? What? What the fuck do you want from me? 778 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:21,678 I want you to see me! 779 00:53:21,879 --> 00:53:23,809 Look at me! 780 00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:44,160 Look at me! 781 00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:57,653 That's more like it. 782 00:54:25,882 --> 00:54:27,940 You done with your run already? 783 00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,254 Uh--I didn't need it. 784 00:54:30,255 --> 00:54:33,552 Well, the Langmead viewing is at 6. You're ready, right, because if you're not... 785 00:54:33,553 --> 00:54:36,177 Dave, I need to tell you something. 786 00:54:36,678 --> 00:54:38,954 What have you done now? 787 00:54:43,761 --> 00:54:46,189 I think we should sit down. 788 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:57,436 What is it? 789 00:55:04,767 --> 00:55:08,208 Um--Listen, if I've been a dick or something, I'm really sorry. 790 00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:16,578 I found out that I have a condition, called AVM. 791 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:25,044 It basically means... 792 00:55:48,176 --> 00:55:50,727 Synchro: Cassa Traduction: www.sixfeetunderfan.com + un peu denis3112 (lol) 793 00:55:50,728 --> 00:55:53,735 www.forom.com 794 00:55:54,305 --> 00:56:54,213 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3ektn Help other users to choose the best subtitles62148

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