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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,004 [ PROJECTOR CLICKING ] 2 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,287 [ MUZAK PLAYING ] 3 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,761 [ BABY CRIES ] 4 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:29,896 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 5 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,034 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,402 >> COME IN. 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,671 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 8 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:41,474 >> HI, MAMA. HOW YOU DOING? 9 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,309 HANGING IN THERE? 10 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,310 >> YEAH. 11 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,311 >> OKAY. 12 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,047 GO AHEAD AND LAY BACK. 13 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,682 AND SCOOT DOWN. 14 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,850 ALL RIGHT. 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,986 LET'S SEE HOW WE'RE HEALING UP. 16 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,187 [ LATEX GLOVES SNAP ] 17 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,656 WHERE'S THE LITTLE ONE? 18 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:57,857 HOME WITH DADDY? 19 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,226 >> YES. 20 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,428 >> ENJOYING MOTHERHOOD SO FAR? 21 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,397 >> YES. 22 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,500 >> ANY BLEEDING, HEMORRHOIDS, OR ITCHING? 23 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,035 >> UM, NO. 24 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,136 >> GOOD. 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,137 GOOD. 26 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,738 WELL, INCISION'S HEALING UP 27 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:13,739 GREAT. 28 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,509 EVERYTHING LOOKS DANDY DOWN THERE. 29 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,210 ALL CLEAR FOR WHOOPEE, NOT THAT MOST WOMEN ARE RARING TO GO AT SIX WEEKS. 30 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,049 UH, BIRTH CONTROL? 31 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:23,482 >> SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE NEEDING THAT RIGHT AWAY. 32 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,421 >> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 33 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,956 I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 34 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:33,125 JUST HAD ONE IN HERE WITH A 2-MONTH-OLD AND PREGNANT AGAIN. 35 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:33,292 SOUND LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME? 36 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:40,032 SO, YOU KNOW, HAVE FUN BUT PLAY IT SAFE. 37 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,235 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 38 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,070 >> UM... 39 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,038 >> OKAY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 40 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,872 BYE NOW. 41 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,941 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 42 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:59,185 [ BABY CRYING ] 43 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,454 [ TELEVISION PLAYING ] 44 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:01,988 >> I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S FUSSING. 45 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,193 >> YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE HIM? 46 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:08,461 >> I ALREADY DID THAT. 47 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,262 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS. 48 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,163 >> [ Yawning ] HERE. 49 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,398 BRING HIM TO ME. 50 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,467 I'LL TAKE HIM. COME HERE. 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,076 [ VOLUME INCREASES ] 52 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,145 [ BABY COOS ] 53 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:31,917 >> [ SIGHS ] 54 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:38,724 I GOT MY SIX-WEEK CHECKUP TODAY. 55 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,159 >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,427 HOW'D THAT GO? 57 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,229 >> GOOD. 58 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:46,165 THE DOCTOR SAID WE COULD GET BACK TO BUSINESS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,100 >> REALLY? 60 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,336 YOU UP FOR THAT? 61 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,439 >> I AM IF YOU ARE. 62 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,443 >> YOU KNOW, I JUST FIGURED YOU'RE SO TIRED WITH THE BABY AND EVERYTHING. 63 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,179 [ ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 64 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,848 >> [ SIGHS ] 65 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,217 JOSH, WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SIX MONTHS. 66 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,619 >> RIGHT. RIGHT. 67 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,086 NO NEED TO RUSH. 68 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:11,524 [ TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ] 69 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,625 >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU -- 70 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,727 >> DO I DISGUST YOU? 71 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:15,961 >> WHAT? 72 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,263 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 73 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,132 >> IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE STRETCH MARKS NOW? 74 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,567 AM I JUST GROSS TO YOU? 75 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:22,868 >> YOU ARE PERFECT EXACTLY THE WAY YOU ARE. 76 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:29,008 OKAY? 77 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:32,211 I'M SERIOUS. 78 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,646 [ TELEVISION TURNS ON ] 79 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,182 [ ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 80 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:36,949 >> THEN WHY DON'T YOU STOP JERKING OFF AND FUCK YOUR WIFE? 81 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,588 [ SIGHS ] 82 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,657 [ ANNOUNCER CONTINUES ] 83 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,598 [ WATER RUNNING ] 84 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:53,332 [ WATER SHUTS OFF ] 85 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:57,803 [ SNIFFS ] 86 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,542 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 87 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:20,292 OH, YOU'RE SO SEXY. 88 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:21,894 [ SIGHS ] 89 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,963 [ TOY VIBRATING ] 90 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,969 OH, GOD. 91 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:34,974 [ MOANS ] 92 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,045 [ BABY CRYING ] 93 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,114 [ MOANING ] 94 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,087 >> HONEY! 95 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:48,821 HONEY! 96 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,659 >> FUCK. 97 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,661 OH. 98 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,763 [ SIGHS ] 99 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,832 [ BABY CRYING ] 100 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,174 WHAT TIME ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME TONIGHT? 101 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,708 >> UH, IT'S HARD TO SAY. 102 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,945 THEY ARE REALLY KILLING US THIS WEEK. 103 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,146 BUT, UM, I'LL DO MY BEST. 104 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,551 >> BYE. 105 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,323 [ DOOR OPENS ] 106 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,357 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 107 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:25,991 [ BABY CRYING ] 108 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,597 [ BABY COOING ] 109 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,815 [ BABY CRIES ] 110 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:49,949 [ CRYING STOPS ] 111 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,421 [ CRYING RESUMES ] 112 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,667 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 113 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:19,845 [ CRYING STOPS ] 114 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,250 [ SIGHS ] 115 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,718 [ LIGHTER FLICKS ] 116 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,786 [ CRYING RESUMES ] 117 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,197 FUCK. 118 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,399 >> YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMOKING, MOMMY? 119 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,433 [ CHUCKLES ] 120 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,969 >> NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 121 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,771 >> DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE ONE? 122 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,773 ONE OF YOUR... 123 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,842 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 124 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:53,612 THANK YOU. 125 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,385 DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT? 126 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,387 >> WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU? 127 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,455 >> WOULD YOU MIND? 128 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,429 THANK YOU. 129 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,364 I'M CAL, BY THE WAY. 130 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,565 >> I'M KELLY. 131 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,801 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 132 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,704 YOUR KID IS CRYING, KELLY. 133 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,205 >> I KNOW. 134 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,309 THE WHOLE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD CAN HEAR HIM CRY. 135 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,211 >> SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HIM CRY IT OUT? 136 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,046 CRY IT OUT? 137 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,815 >> IT'S CALLED FERBERIZING. 138 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:30,916 WHEN THEY CRY. 139 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,218 >> RIGHT, I THINK I HEARD OF FERBERIZING. 140 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,086 >> [ SCOFFS ] 141 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,220 I'M SURE YOU HAVE. 142 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,289 >> NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 143 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,928 >> OKAY. 144 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,963 COOL. SMOKE RINGS. 145 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,434 >> YOU HAVE GREAT TITS. 146 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,271 >> EXCUSE ME? 147 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,606 >> THIS LITTLE JUNIOR IN THERE SHOULD BE MORE GRATEFUL. 148 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,076 >> I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU SHOULD NOT -- 149 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,544 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. RELAX. 150 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:01,480 I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT, LIKE A... 151 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,482 >> GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. 152 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,285 >> WELL, DRAW THE FREAKIN' CURTAINS IF YOU DON'T WANT THE 153 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,253 WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD TO WATCH YOU BREASTFEED. 154 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,521 >> IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, I'LL -- I 155 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,656 WILL CALL THE COPS. 156 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,826 >> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 157 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,096 OKAY. 158 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,331 CIAO, MAMACITA. 159 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,232 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 160 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:26,004 >> OH, FUCK. 161 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,778 >> THAT'S, UH, SOME OPENING LINE, YOU KNOW. 162 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:33,679 "NICE TITS." 163 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,546 [ CHUCKLES ] 164 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:35,781 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 165 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,649 I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 166 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,517 >> WHY? 167 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,285 THE KID'S A PEEPING TOM. 168 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,487 >> I KNOW, BUT HE'S KIND OF THE FIRST REAL PERSON I'VE MET SINCE 169 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,659 WE'VE MOVED HERE. 170 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,796 >> OH, SO HE GETS A FREE PASS BECAUSE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR? 171 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,532 >> NO, I JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE SNAPPED AT HIM. 172 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,500 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 173 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,668 HE'S A PERV. 174 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,270 >> WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S LOOKING. 175 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,776 >> I'M LOOKING. 176 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:03,976 IT'S JUST HARD TO THINK OF YOUR BOOBS LIKE THAT WHEN THEY'RE JACKSON'S FOOD SUPPLY RIGHT NOW. 177 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,015 >> WOW. SINCE YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT... 178 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,550 >> KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? 179 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,085 TAKE THE BABY ON A STROLL. 180 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,954 EXPLORE THE NEIGHBORHOOD A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW? 181 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:16,288 A LITTLE, UH, EXERCISE, GET THE ENDORPHINS GOING. 182 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,627 >> SURE. 183 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:22,995 I'M EXHAUSTED, I CAN BARELY GET DRESSED, BUT A NICE, BRISK WALK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD -- THAT 184 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:29,601 MIGHT DO THE TRICK. 185 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,670 >> YOU NEVER KNOW. 186 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,009 [ KISSES ] 187 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:37,709 IT'LL GET BETTER. 188 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,115 >> SO THEY SAY. 189 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,620 [ JACKSON CRYING ] 190 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,397 [ SNIFFS ] 191 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,603 SHH. SHH, SHH. 192 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,438 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 193 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,641 EASY. 194 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,380 OKAY. 195 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,449 [ SIGHS ] 196 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,955 [ JACKSON COOING ] 197 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,291 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING ] 198 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,700 HEY! 199 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,003 HEY! 200 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,337 HEY! 201 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,238 WAIT! 202 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,674 >> I AM NOWHERE NEAR YOUR HOUSE. 203 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,109 >> OH, WAIT! 204 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,848 WAIT. 205 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,816 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR 206 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,552 YELLING AT YOU BEFORE. 207 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,686 >> OH, YEAH? 208 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,520 >> YEAH. 209 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:28,954 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT, UM... 210 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,059 >> OH, RIGHT. THE CHAIR. 211 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,761 BECAUSE TOURETTES IS A COMMON 212 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,562 SIDE EFFECT OF SPINAL INJURIES. 213 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,500 OKAY. 214 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,435 >> NO, I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING 215 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,237 REALLY EXHAUSTED AND OUT OF 216 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,172 SORTS, YOU KNOW, SINCE THE -- 217 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,174 >> YOU GOT YOUR BABY TO SLEEP. 218 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,442 CONGRATULATIONS. 219 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,877 >> YEAH, I DID. 220 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,279 APPARENTLY HE -- HE REALLY LIKES 221 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,714 GOING ON WALKS. 222 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,183 >> ME, TOO. 223 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,718 [ CHUCKLES ] 224 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,053 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A JOKE ABOUT 225 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:01,954 THE WALKING. 226 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,055 YOU CAN LAUGH. 227 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,723 >> RIGHT. 228 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,058 OKAY. 229 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,159 >> OKAY. 230 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,528 THIS IS MY STOP. 231 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,696 >> WOW. 232 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,564 YOU LIVE HERE? 233 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,767 NICE HOUSE. 234 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,870 >> I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, AND IN RETURN, 235 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:22,741 I APOLOGIZE IF I ADMIRED YOUR BREASTS INAPPROPRIATELY. 236 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,283 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 237 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,754 >> OH, HEY. 238 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,922 >> Hey. 239 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,491 Mom wanted to drop by for dinner tonight. 240 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,492 Okay with you? 241 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,195 >> YE-- SURE. 242 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,396 >> HE'S SO BIG! 243 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,031 >> HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 244 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,032 >> SO SWEET. 245 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,767 >> YOU ARE THE SWEETEST ONE! 246 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,768 [ CHUCKLES ] 247 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,436 HE IS THE SWEETEST ONE EVER. 248 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,405 AND YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, JULIE. 249 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,373 >> JACKSON. 250 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,041 >> HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, KELLY. 251 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,743 >> OOH, THAT IS PLENTY WINE. 252 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,945 >> THIS WAS SO GREAT. 253 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,179 THANKS AGAIN FOR COOKING, MOM. 254 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,247 >> IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 255 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,815 >> IT WAS MY PLEASURE, AS ALWAYS. 256 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,651 >> MM, MM, MM. 257 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,719 >> OKAY. OKAY. 258 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,389 >> DOES ANYBODY, UH, WANT ANYTHING FROM THE KITCHEN? 259 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,023 >> HOW WAS YOUR DAY, MOMMY? 260 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:14,660 >> HUH? 261 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:18,797 I'M SORRY. 262 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,198 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 263 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,199 WHAT? 264 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200 >> YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED. 265 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,603 I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW YOUR DAY WAS. 266 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,637 >> OKAY. 267 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,339 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 268 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,140 GOOD. 269 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,441 I MET A NEIGHBOR. 270 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,242 I, UH... 271 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,443 >> ALL RIGHT. 272 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,544 >> YOU DID? 273 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,745 >> ALL RIGHT. 274 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,613 >> GREAT. 275 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,148 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 276 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,283 REMEMBER OUR NEIGHBOR CHARLIE? 277 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,152 >> HE'S BACK WITH HIS WIFE NOW. 278 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,219 >> THE OLD WIFE? 279 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,587 >> YEAH. MARY ELLEN. 280 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,289 >> OH, GUYS, DON'T FORGET I'M 281 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,192 TAKING JACKSON TO MY WALKING GROUP ON THURSDAY. 282 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,261 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING ] 283 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,300 >> [ SIGHS ] 284 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,810 >> BUT I DON'T KNOW. 285 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:05,777 MAYBE IT IS. 286 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:06,812 MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH -- 287 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,848 >> HI. 288 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,685 ARE YOU GUYS AN ORGANIZED MOMMIES GROUP, OR YOU...? 289 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,855 >> THIS IS THE GLENDORA PARK MOTHER'S GROUP. 290 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,825 >> COOL. 291 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:20,058 WELL, I JUST MOVED HERE LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO, RIGHT BEFORE HE 292 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,398 WAS BORN, SO I HAVEN'T GOTTEN OUT YET. 293 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,867 >> YOU SHOULD CHECK US OUT ONLINE. 294 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,402 >> OH. 295 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,437 OKAY. 296 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,338 >> YEAH, THERE'S AN APPLICATION AND, UH, A MEMBERSHIP FEE FOR SNACKS AND ACTIVITIES. 297 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,211 >> SURE, THAT MAKES SENSE. 298 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,879 >> BUT EVERYONE'S WELCOME TO JOIN. 299 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,418 [ BABY CRIES ] 300 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,919 >> SEE YOU SOON. 301 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,054 >> YOU BET. 302 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,160 >> AWW! 303 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:55,460 >> [ SIGHS ] 304 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,234 [ INDISTINCT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 305 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,511 [ INDISTINCT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 306 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,531 [ INDISTINCT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 307 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,671 HEY. 308 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,007 [ MUSIC TURNS OFF ] 309 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,210 >> HEY. 310 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,945 YOU CAN IGNORE THAT. COME IN. 311 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,282 IS HE SLEEPING? 312 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,519 >> YEAH. 313 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,887 FINALLY. 314 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,989 WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THESE SIGNS? 315 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:58,957 >> OH, IT'S A STUPID GAME ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND BAILEY USED TO PLAY. 316 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,430 EX-GIRLFRIEND. 317 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,998 >> [ SIGHS ] NICE PLACE. 318 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:07,899 >> THANK YOU. 319 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,334 WELCOME TO THE CLUBHOUSE. 320 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,335 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 321 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,970 >> LET ME GET YOU A BEER. 322 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,338 >> UH, NO. I'M NURSING. 323 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,307 >> OH, YOU KNOW, SOME CULTURES 324 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,976 PRESCRIBE A DAILY BEER FOR NURSING MOTHERS. 325 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,977 GUINNESS, ESPECIALLY. 326 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,112 I THINK I HAVE ONE BACK HERE. 327 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,013 >> I LOVE GUINNESS. 328 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,983 BUT I'M NOT -- NO. 329 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,550 UM, THANK YOU. UM... 330 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,622 SO, YOU LIVE OUT HERE? 331 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,623 >> YES, I DO. 332 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,159 MY PARENTS DIDN'T WANT TO REMODEL. 333 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,560 IT FUCKS UP RESALE VALUE. 334 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,361 >> WOW. 335 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,029 ARE THEY GONNA INVEST IN A 336 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,965 DECENT RAMP ANYTIME SOON? 337 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,033 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY RAMP? 338 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,935 >> WOBBLES. 339 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,570 >> WELL, I LIKE TO LIVE 340 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,006 DANGEROUSLY. 341 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,007 BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT 342 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,276 COULD HAPPEN, REALLY? 343 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,681 SO... 344 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,149 MY MOM IS SUDDENLY THIS HUGE 345 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,050 CRUSADER FOR THE DISABLED. 346 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,819 SHE'S ALL OVER THE HIGH SCHOOL 347 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,053 TO UPGRADE ACCESS TO THE STADIUM 348 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,822 FOR GRADUATION, WHICH I HAVE NO 349 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,823 PLANS ON ATTENDING. 350 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,291 BUT WHY SHOULD THAT STOP HER? 351 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,759 I MEAN, THERE'S LIKE GENOCIDE IN 352 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,394 DARFUR AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING ALL 353 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,695 THROUGHOUT EASTERN EUROPE, BUT 354 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,097 HER SON NEEDS A NEW FUCKING 355 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,698 RAMP. 356 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,801 YEAH. WHATEVER. 357 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:20,038 SHE WAS PROBABLY SECRETLY PLEASED WHEN IT HAPPENED. 358 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,374 IT GAVE HER SOMETHING TO DO. 359 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,311 FUCKING CLIPPED MY WINGS JUST A LITTLE BIT. 360 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,047 MY FATHER, ON THE OTHER HAND, COMPLETELY CONVINCED THAT I'M 361 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:29,447 NOT GONNA BE IN THIS CHAIR LONG ENOUGH TO WARRANT GETTING A NEW RAMP. 362 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,786 HE'S ALL BEDAZZLED BY THESE, 363 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,923 UH, NEW ADVANCES IN STEM-CELL RESEARCH, YOU KNOW. 364 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,926 THEORETICAL ADVANCES, MIND YOU. 365 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,195 "YOU'LL BE VERTICAL IN NO TIME, BUDDY." 366 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,397 VERTICAL. 367 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,865 FUCKING JOCK. 368 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,433 [ BOTTLE THUDS ] 369 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,402 [ JACKSON CRYING ] 370 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,037 OH, SHIT. MY BAD. 371 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,405 >> IT'S NOT YOU. 372 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,107 HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. 373 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,377 IT'S LIKE HE HATES ME. 374 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,217 >> WHAT'S HIS NAME? 375 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,152 >> JACKSON. 376 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,119 >> JACKSON? 377 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,721 NO WONDER HE HATES YOU. 378 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:10,522 >> HMM. 379 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,424 >> CAN I CALL HIM JACK? 380 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,758 >> YEAH. SURE. 381 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,894 >> YOU EVER TRY SWADDLING? 382 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:16,761 >> WHAT? 383 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,363 >> SWADDLING. 384 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,264 MAY I? 385 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,066 >> OKAY. 386 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,234 >> HAND HIM TO ME. 387 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,971 >> HOLD HIS HEAD. 388 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,039 >> TRY TO TAKE THIS BLANKET OFF HERE. DON'T WANT HIM TO GET TOO HOT. 389 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,774 HELLO, JACK. SHH. 390 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,111 HE'S HANDSOME. 391 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,247 [ JACKSON COOING ] 392 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,050 THERE YOU GO. 393 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,852 LOOK AT THAT, BUDDY. 394 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,790 HEY, JACK. 395 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,692 IT'S MY QUIET, LITTLE FRIEND RIGHT THERE. 396 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,998 >> WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? 397 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,667 >> I USED TO WORK AT THIS HALFWAY HOUSE FOR RECOVERING METH ADDICTS. 398 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,535 THERE WAS A LOT OF UNWED MOTHERS THERE. 399 00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,171 AND JUST...TERRIBLE. 400 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,539 >> REALLY? 401 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,741 >> NO. 402 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,011 I HAVE A BABY COUSIN I TAKE CARE OF SOMETIMES. 403 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,079 MOSTLY I JUST DO IT TO MESS WITH MY DAD'S HEAD. 404 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:08,913 HE GETS SO EXCITED. 405 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,115 HE'S LIKE, "GOOD JOB, SON." 406 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,916 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE FIRST THING HE ASKED THE DOCTOR 407 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,219 WHEN I GOT INJURED WAS CAN I STILL GET LAID. 408 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,053 OF COURSE HE ASKED IN MORE RESPECTABLE TERMS, LIKE, CAN I STILL HAVE BABIES. 409 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,760 NOW, THAT IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, EXCEPT USUALLY, 410 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,997 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE TOO SCARED TO ASK UNLESS THEY'RE DRUNK. 411 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,035 IT'S PRETTY AMAZING WHAT THEY CAN DO THESE DAYS FOR THESE GUYS THAT ARE, LIKE, HARDCORE CRIPS. 412 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,138 YOU KNOW, THE GUYS THAT CAN'T MOVE, LIKE, ZIP, ZILCH, NOTHING, RIGHT? 413 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:33,972 >> HOW DO THEY... 414 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:38,109 >> THEY HAVE THIS, LIKE, ANAL 415 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,712 VIBRATOR THING, AND THEY JUST STICK IT UP THE GUY'S ASS AND BASICALLY STIMULATE THE POOR FUCKER UNTIL HE ORGASMS, THEN 416 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,013 CLEAN UP THE BABY BATTER, USE IT FOR IN VITRO, BOOM, HE'S OFF AND RUNNING. 417 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,553 SO, I GUESS NEVER STOP BELIEVING. 418 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,754 >> THAT'S GREAT. 419 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,222 THAT -- THAT'S -- 420 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,023 >> YEAH. 421 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,224 >> THAT THEY CAN DO THAT. 422 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:53,958 >> FORTUNATELY FOR SOME OF US, 423 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,631 WE DON'T NEED THAT MUCH HELP. 424 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,271 AND THE ANSWER'S YES, UH, IF THE 425 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,574 LADY'S ON TOP. 426 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,376 BUT ALSO MY TONGUE STILL WORKS. 427 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,881 >> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO. 428 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,551 UM, IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU. 429 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:19,884 THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR PLACE. 430 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,090 UM... 431 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,959 >> HEY, IF YOU EVER, UH, NEED A 432 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,361 SWADDLING, COME ON BACK. 433 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,230 >> YEAH. OH, THANK YOU. 434 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,239 [ JACKSON GRUNTS ] 435 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,409 I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. 436 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,243 [ DOOR OPENS ] 437 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,277 [ JACKSON CRIES ] 438 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,012 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 439 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,249 >> I'M JUST TRYING TO... 440 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,050 I DON'T KNOW. 441 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:52,884 >> HERE. HERE. 442 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,719 JUST LET ME HAVE HIM. 443 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,654 HI. 444 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,257 OOH! HEY, BUDDY. 445 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,326 WHAT'S UP? 446 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:01,993 [ JACKSON COOS ] 447 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,832 >> [ SIGHS ] 448 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,700 I SUCK. 449 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,934 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 450 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,003 I SUCK AT THIS. 451 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,011 [ TOY SQUEAKS ] 452 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,284 [ JACKSON CRYING ] 453 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,165 [ DRUMS PLAYING ] 454 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,722 >> JACK, MY MAIN MAN, YOU MADE 455 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,590 IT BACK. 456 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:06,724 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 457 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,693 SO, WHERE DID YOU GET DRUMS? 458 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,328 >> OH, DEAR, OLD DAD. 459 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,497 YOU KNOW, I, UH, WAS BUMMED OUT 460 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,666 ABOUT THE GUITAR, SO HE WENT ON 461 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,467 A BIT OF A SHOPPING SPREE. 462 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:17,702 YOU GOT PROBLEMS, YOU THROW 463 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,137 MONEY AT IT. 464 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,372 IT'S A VERY SOPHISTICATED, EMOTIONAL TECHNIQUE, YOU KNOW? 465 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,074 >> AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUITAR? 466 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,709 >> OH, THE GUITAR, IT WAS NOTHING. 467 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:28,346 IT WAS ME. IT'S MY HANDS. 468 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,714 OH, DON'T LOOK SO FUCKING SAD. 469 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,182 I CAN STILL DO PLENTY OF THINGS, 470 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,383 PROVIDED IT DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY 471 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,785 FINE MOTOR SKILLS. 472 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,620 SHIT, EVEN A ONE-ARMED DUDE COULD BE A DRUMMER, RIGHT? 473 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:36,454 >> YEAH. 474 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,993 SO, WHERE'S THIS GUITAR? 475 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:52,704 WOW. 476 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,138 >> YOU LIKE? 477 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,207 >> SWEET. 478 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:01,713 IT'S BEEN AWHILE. 479 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,317 [ GUITAR STRUMMING ] 480 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,723 I-I WOULD HAVE TO CUT MY NAILS. 481 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,524 >> JACK, LISTEN TO YOUR MOM. 482 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:14,926 SHE'S FUCKING ROCKING IT. 483 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,761 [ JACKSON COOS ] 484 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,563 >> HE LIKES YOU. 485 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:22,066 >> YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I TALK TO HIM, YOU KNOW, LIKE A REAL PERSON. 486 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,068 MAN TO MAN, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. JACK? 487 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,370 >> IT'S THAT SIMPLE, HUH? 488 00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,671 >> IT REALLY -- YEAH, I MEAN, 489 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,006 IT'S PRETTY AMAZING WHAT A 490 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,474 STRAIGHTFORWARD CONVERSATION 491 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,542 BETWEEN EQUALS CAN ACCOMPLISH, YOU KNOW? 492 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:32,176 >> MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT. 493 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,582 >> WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO PLAY? 494 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,750 >> I WAS IN A BAND. 495 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,151 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 496 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,486 YOU WERE IN A BAND? 497 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:42,353 >> YES. 498 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,821 WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED? 499 00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,291 I WASN'T ALWAYS A SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE. 500 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,859 I WAS YOUNG AND WILD ONCE. 501 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,560 >> LET ME GUESS. 502 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:49,694 YOU WERE IN, LIKE, A MID '90s KIND OF RIOT-GRRRL BAND TYPE THING? 503 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:53,765 >> WHAT? 504 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,166 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RIOT 505 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,100 GRRRLS? 506 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,769 IT WAS KIND OF LIKE 507 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,437 SLEATER-KINNEY IN A WAY. 508 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,271 >> AH. 509 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,040 SO YOU WERE, LIKE, A GUITARIST? 510 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,809 >> I PLAYED BASS, AND I WROTE ALL THE LYRICS. 511 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,078 >> SLEATER-KINNEY DIDN'T HAVE A BASSIST. 512 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,479 >> YOU ARE VERY SMART. 513 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,514 NO, THEY DIDN'T. 514 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:11,816 WE ASPIRED TO BE LIKE SLEATER-KINNEY. 515 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,484 >> SO, WHAT WAS YOUR BAND'S NAME? 516 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,720 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 517 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,323 WE WERE CALLED WET-NAP. 518 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,457 >> WET-NAP? 519 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,392 >> [ LAUGHS ] 520 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:24,829 YEAH, WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND OF GRITTY AND DIRTY, AND WE 521 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:28,299 LIKED THE FACT THAT IT HAD THE WORD "WET" IN IT, YOU KNOW. 522 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,803 >> SO, LIKE WET-NAP, LIKE THE THING YOU 523 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,504 LIKE AFTER YOU EAT RIBS, YOU GET A WET 524 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:36,074 A MOIST TOWELETTE AND YOU WIPE YOUR RIBS GREASE? 525 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,075 >> YEAH, ACTUALLY. 526 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,009 [ LAUGHS ] 527 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,210 >> [ LAUGHS ] 528 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,746 >> THAT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF OUR BIGGEST SONGS. 529 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,747 I'M NOT KIDDING. 530 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:43,748 >> WHAT? NO WAY. 531 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:44,749 >> IT WAS CALLED 532 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,751 "MOIST TOWELETTE," AND WE WOULD 533 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:47,118 PLAY IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW, AND THAT'S WHEN EVERYBODY WOULD LOSE THEIR SHIT. 534 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,224 >> YOU ARE JERKING MY CHAIN RIGHT NOW. 535 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,059 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 536 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,463 >> WELL, I'D LIKE TO HEAR THAT SOMETIME. 537 00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,864 >> MAYBE YOU WILL. 538 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,403 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 539 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,777 [ DRUMS PLAYING IN DISTANCE ] 540 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,730 >> ♪ I CAN'T CUT THE STRING ♪ 541 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:39,003 ♪ THAT'S TYING YOU TO ME ♪ 542 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:43,841 ♪ LOVE WILL LET YOU IN ♪ 543 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:48,379 ♪ BUT I WON'T MAKE YOU COME IN 544 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,885 AGAIN ♪ 545 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:00,358 ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ 546 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:05,730 ♪ DANCE UNTIL WE SLEEP ♪ 547 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,469 ♪ UNDER THAT MARQUEE ♪ 548 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:15,940 ♪ 20 MILES FROM HOME ♪ 549 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,113 ♪ WITH YOU IS THE ONLY PLACE 550 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:26,083 WHERE I'VE NEVER FELT ALONE ♪ 551 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:31,255 ♪ SO I NEED ♪ 552 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:38,029 ♪ I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU 553 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,131 HEAR ME ♪ 554 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:40,331 ♪ I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE 555 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,436 LEAVING ♪ 556 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,972 ♪ I JUST NEED TO KNOW THAT 557 00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:53,444 YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO ♪ 558 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,781 >> WHAT IS THAT? 559 00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:58,649 ARE YOU GONNA START 560 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,084 BREAK-DANCING FOR ME? 561 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,385 YOU GONNA BREAK-DANCE? 562 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:02,653 >> THIS, MY LITTLE MILLENNIAL 563 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,655 SMART ASS, IS A DEVICE USED FOR 564 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,424 PLAYING AN OBSOLETE FORM OF 565 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,659 MUSICAL TECHNOLOGY CALLED THE 566 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,995 CASSETTE TAPE. 567 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,230 >> OHHH. OKAY. 568 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,599 >> AND IN THE OLDEN DAYS, BEFORE 569 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,635 MP3s AND ALL THAT GARBAGE, WE 570 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,671 USED THIS AS THE HOMEMADE 571 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,040 RECORDING DEVICE OF CHOICE. 572 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,675 >> "MOIST TOWELETTE"? 573 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,911 >> I DON'T KNOW. IS IT? 574 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:28,012 [ CASSETTE LID CLOSES ] 575 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,648 >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 576 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,016 >> ARE YOU READY? 577 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:32,817 >> YEAH. YEAH. 578 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,489 [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 579 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,530 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 580 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:51,536 >> ♪ I LIVE IN A DARKNESS ♪ 581 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,041 ♪ YOU CAN NEVER FEAR ♪ 582 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,409 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 583 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,944 >> ♪ UNDERNEATH THE BLACK 584 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:02,046 LIGHT ♪ 585 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:02,246 ♪ AS I LIKE THE TASTE ♪ 586 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:09,053 ♪ AND I'D WALK FOR MILES ♪ 587 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,222 ♪ JUST TO SCREAM YOUR NAME ♪ 588 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:12,690 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 589 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,093 >> ♪ YOU GIVE ME THE RUNAROUND ♪ 590 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,463 ♪ I NEVER BE THE SAME ♪ 591 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:20,231 ♪ I WANT, I WANT, WANT TO BE 592 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:26,771 YOUR MOIST TOWELETTE ♪ 593 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:29,240 >> OH, MY GOD! 594 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,175 >> [ LAUGHS ] 595 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,978 >> ALL RIGHT. 596 00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:36,047 [ CHUCKLES ] 597 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,086 ♪ OH, LET ME BE YOUR 598 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,888 MOIST TOWELETTE ♪ 599 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,157 >> ♪ MOIST TOWELETTE ♪ 600 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,458 DUDE! 601 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,695 >> ♪ RUB YOUR HANDS ON ME ♪ 602 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:51,862 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 603 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:53,664 >> DUDE, THAT IS SO FUCKING 604 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:54,498 EXCELLENT. 605 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:55,333 >> THANKS. 606 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,868 >> YEAH. 607 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,537 [ STAMMERS ] 608 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,738 I CAN'T TALK. 609 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,340 >> WHAT? [ CHUCKLES ] 610 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:05,009 I GUESS WE WERE ALL RIGHT. 611 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:08,145 ALSO BEFORE THERE WERE BLOGS AND 612 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,314 THE INTERWEBS AND YOU COULDN'T 613 00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,383 TOUCH AND FEEL EVERYTHING, WE 614 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,485 PRIMITIVES LIKED TO SHARE OUR 615 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,721 INFORMATION AND SPREAD THE FIRE 616 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:18,723 THROUGH LITTLE THINGS CALLED 617 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,758 ZINES. 618 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,126 >> ZINES. 619 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,028 THAT'S REALLY COOL. 620 00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:26,097 THAT ART, THAT'S... 621 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:33,738 YEAH. YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE, LIKE, 622 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,206 REALLY GOOD AT THAT, TOO. 623 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,307 LIKE, UH, I HAD SCHOLARSHIPS LINED UP AND EVERYTHING FOR ART. 624 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,213 >> I WANT TO SEE THAT SOMETIME. 625 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,182 >> YEAH, WELL, I BURNED THEM ALL. 626 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:52,156 [ SCOFFS ] 627 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,025 >> OKAY, WELL, DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANYBODY? 628 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,195 >> THAT'S YOU. 629 00:29:58,196 --> 00:29:59,063 OH, MY GOD. 630 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:00,197 THAT'S YOU ON THE LEFT. 631 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:01,799 >> YEP. 632 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,967 WE WERE LOUD AND PROUD. 633 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,437 >> HEY, THEY'RE HERE! 634 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,839 >> OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN! 635 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,841 >> I'M GONNA GO START UP THE GRILL! 636 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:13,144 >> YOU DO THAT, HONEY! 637 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,145 [ SIZZLING ] 638 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,646 >> THANKS, DAD. 639 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,648 THERE YOU GO. 640 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,717 >> THINK FAST. 641 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:27,091 OH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, I LIKE MINE TOASTED. 642 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,560 OH, SHIT, I ALMOST FORGOT. 643 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,162 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 644 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:34,265 I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HER. 645 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,467 NO, REALLY. 646 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:37,702 ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 647 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:38,869 >> OH, FUCK OFF, JULIE. 648 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,171 >> YOU FUCK OFF. 649 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,105 >> PLEASE. 650 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,073 >> SUCH LANGUAGE. 651 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,240 >> COME ON, GUYS. 652 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,375 >> DEVILED EGGS. 653 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,810 [ CHUCKLES ] 654 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,845 >> DO YOU EVEN LIKE DEVILED EGGS? 655 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,581 >> HIS FAMILY CAN JUST BE SO ANNOYING AND 1950s. 656 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,882 I FELT LIKE TAKING IT TO THE 657 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,852 NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW, WHIPPING UP SOME DEVILED EGGS. 658 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,921 >> CLEARLY, YEAH. DEVILED EGGS. 659 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:57,888 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 660 00:30:57,889 --> 00:30:59,256 >> THEY EAT THEM, AT LEAST? 661 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,491 >> YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. 662 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:03,227 IT'S A BABY. EXCUSE US. 663 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,695 [ CHUCKLES ] 664 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,530 WE MUST LOOK LIKE FREAKS. 665 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,732 >> NOT ME. YOU WITH THE HAIR. 666 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:08,632 >> [ LAUGHS ] 667 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,134 >> WHAT? DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM 668 00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:11,235 AND HIS FAMILY OR WHATEVER 669 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,336 BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED? 670 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:14,705 >> I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD BE 671 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,607 SO INVOLVED IN OUR LIVES. 672 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,642 AND I DIDN'T THINK WE'D BE 673 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,878 MOVING HERE, THAT'S FOR SURE. 674 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,013 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 675 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:23,247 >> OH, WELL, MY DAD'S DEAD. 676 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,419 >> SORRY. 677 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,154 WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM? 678 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,456 >> WE DON'T SPEAK. 679 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:34,291 >> SHE HASN'T MET JACKSON? 680 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,259 >> NOT YET. 681 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,361 SHE LIVES IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, 682 00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,263 AND SHE'S VERY BUSY WHORING 683 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,233 HERSELF AROUND THE SENIOR CIRCUIT, SO... 684 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,901 >> OH, MAN. COUNT ME IN. 685 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,237 >> [ LAUGHS ] 686 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,738 >> THOUGHT I HATED MY PARENTS, 687 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,773 BUT, I MEAN... 688 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,574 >> CAN WE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE? 689 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,942 >> I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR. 690 00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,678 I MEAN, I THINK IT'S FUCKING SEXY. 691 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:55,946 >> YOU DO? 692 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:57,581 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOKS 693 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,250 ON THEIR FACES WHEN I CAME OUT 694 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,651 AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "TA-DA!" 695 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,186 WITH THE [Laughing] PLATTER. 696 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,922 >> [ LAUGHS ] 697 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,324 >> I DON'T KNOW. 698 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,526 >> IT'S FUNNY. 699 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,561 YOU'RE NOT YOUR MOM, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, I MEAN -- 700 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,399 >> WHAT? 701 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,568 >> I JUST MEAN YOU'RE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT. 702 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:18,803 IT'S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THAT FOR YOU AND JACK, YOU KNOW. FOR JACK-O. 703 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,275 [ JACKSON COOING ] 704 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,981 >> THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH HIM AND -- AND EVERYTHING. 705 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:36,420 >> SHUT THE FUCK UP. COME ON. 706 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,222 >> DID YOU JUST MIMIC ME? 707 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,557 >> [ Laughing ] YEAH. 708 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,292 HOLD ON. 709 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,394 >> UPSY DAISY. 710 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,095 [ GASPS ] 711 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,964 [ HUMMING ] 712 00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:54,305 >> YOO-HOO! IN HERE! 713 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,609 >> HEY. 714 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,412 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN SO SOON. 715 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,614 >> WELL, JOSH TOLD US THAT HE'D 716 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:04,315 BE WORKING LATE A LOT, AND HE ASKED US TO CHECK UP ON YOU. 717 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,652 >> OH. GOOD. 718 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:09,520 NEAT-O. 719 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:11,422 >> MOM AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING 720 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:14,425 ABOUT YOU. 721 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,659 >> IS THIS AN INTERVENTION? 722 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,594 >> [ LAUGHS ] 723 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,128 >> OF COURSE NOT. 724 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:20,364 YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE AN -- AN ADDICT OR SOMETHING. 725 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:23,000 >> YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU? 726 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,769 >> NO! 727 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,604 [ SIGHS ] 728 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,271 NO. 729 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:28,339 >> NO, YOU'RE JUST 730 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,741 SLEEP-DEPRIVED, OVERWORKED, AND EXHAUSTED. 731 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,042 >> SO WE THOUGHT THAT WE COULD 732 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:32,843 HELP OUT WITH MEALS AND BABYSITTING. 733 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,815 >> WE WANTED YOU TO HAVE A 734 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,483 CHANCE TO GET OUT, CLEAR YOUR 735 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,285 MIND, AND GET RECHARGED AND COME 736 00:33:41,286 --> 00:33:44,288 BACK READY TO LOVE THE LITTLE POOPER. 737 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:47,625 >> I DOLOVE MY LITTLE POOPER. 738 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,959 >> OF COURSE YOU DO. 739 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,694 >> AND I'VE GOT THE NUMBER OF A 740 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,396 REALLY GOOD THERAPIST FOR THIS 741 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,364 SORT OF THING. 742 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,198 >> WOW. 743 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,799 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND A SPERM 744 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,601 DONOR AND YOU'VE ALREADY LOCATED 745 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,169 A-A POST-PARTUM COUNSELOR FOR ME? 746 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,905 >> SEE? 747 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:04,408 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN, THE MOODINESS, THE IRRATIONAL OUTBURSTS. 748 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,043 >> THAT WAS A JOKE, JULIE! 749 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,645 THAT'S NOT EVEN AN OUTBURST! 750 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,079 >> I THINK YOU NEED HELP. 751 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,616 >> WE'D LIKE TO COME BY EVERY AFTERNOON. 752 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:14,685 WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT? 753 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,424 >> DO I HAVE A CHOICE? 754 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:21,892 >> WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO 755 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,093 SOMETHING NICE FOR YOURSELF? 756 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:26,363 >> LIKE MAYBE SEE A THERAPIST. 757 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,405 >> I WANT TO WORK WITH THE HANDICAPPED. 758 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,407 >> OH. 759 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,541 WOW. 760 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:40,344 THAT -- THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 761 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:43,714 YEAH, WORKING WITH THE LESS FORTUNATE. 762 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,516 >> I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING A 763 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,351 LITTLE MORE FUN, LIKE A NIGHT 764 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,353 OUT, GIRLS NIGHT OUT, OR SOMETHING. 765 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,255 >> WITH YOU GUYS? 766 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,356 >> OF COURSE NOT. 767 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:53,724 WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 768 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,894 JUST TAKE SOME TIME OUT, HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS. 769 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,063 >> GOSH, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO THE 770 00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:00,364 GIRLS IN SO LONG. 771 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,099 >> NOT THAT WE WANT TO ENCOURAGE 772 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,469 DRINKING TO EXCESS, OF COURSE. 773 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:07,738 >> OF COURSE. 774 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:07,972 I DON'T EVEN LIKE DRINKING. 775 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:14,144 [ LAUGHTER ] 776 00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:16,280 >> OH, MY GOD! KELLY! 777 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,147 >> HEY! 778 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,649 >> OH, MY GOD! 779 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,250 >> HEY, LADIES. 780 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:23,187 >> LOOK AT YOU! 781 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:25,489 YOUR HAIR! 782 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,323 >> COME HERE! 783 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:27,992 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, 784 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:28,859 COME HERE. 785 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,561 >> HI! >> HEY. 786 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,963 >> WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE MOVING TO THE BURBS, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING. 787 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,164 >> I KNOW. 788 00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:35,666 NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 789 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,067 >> OH, PICTURES? 790 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:37,901 >> OH. >> PICTURES. 791 00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:38,869 >> PICTURES! 792 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:39,670 >> I WANT TO SEE! 793 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:42,773 >> HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 794 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:43,907 [ WOMEN GASP ] 795 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:44,808 >> All: AWWW! 796 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:45,609 >> SO CUTE! 797 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,144 >> DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE JOSH? 798 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,479 >> TOTALLY. 799 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,482 >> AND THIS ONE -- THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A SMILE. 800 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,783 >> OH, MY GOD. 801 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,486 LOOK AT ITS TEENY -- LOOK AT ITS TEENY, LITTLE FEET! 802 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,521 >> I KNOW! 803 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,956 >> OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 804 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:02,159 KELLY, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE PICTURES OF NIKKI'S NEW PUPPY. 805 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:02,960 SHOW HER. 806 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:03,761 >> OKAY. 807 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,029 UH, WE GOT A WEIMARANER. 808 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,830 THEY'RE REALLY HIGH-STRUNG DOGS. 809 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,298 BUT, LIKE, INTELLIGENT. 810 00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,433 SUPER INTELLIGENT. 811 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,968 LIKE, HUMAN INTELLIGENT, BUT 812 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:11,835 REALLY NEEDY. 813 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,304 IT'S EXHAUSTING, BUT REWARDING. 814 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,706 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 815 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,507 LOOK. 816 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,408 [ WOMEN GASP ] 817 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,509 >> LOOK AT THAT. 818 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,245 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL FACE ON THAT DOG. 819 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:23,013 >> YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S A DOG. 820 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,181 [ LAUGHTER ] 821 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,450 >> IT'S LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE CHANGES, RIGHT? 822 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:27,951 LIKE, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOUR 823 00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:29,987 WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM. 824 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:32,256 >> SWEETIE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, SWEETIE. 825 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:33,190 >> TO THE MOMMIES! 826 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,558 >> TO THE MOMMIES. 827 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,659 >> TO THE MOMMIES! 828 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,861 >> IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU, KEL. 829 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,664 [ LAUGHTER ] 830 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:42,633 >> HOW MANY, UM, CALORIES ARE... 831 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,868 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 832 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,036 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 833 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,541 >> HOLA. 834 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,644 NACHO LADY CON CERVEZAS. 835 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,713 [ "MOIST TOWELETTE" PLAYING ] 836 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:05,789 HEY. 837 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,891 YOU ENJOYING THE VIEW? 838 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,660 >> NO. NOT REALLY. 839 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,994 WHO'S THE UPTIGHT BITCH? 840 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,097 >> THAT WOULD BE MY SISTER-IN-LAW JULIE. 841 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:17,067 >> SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OVERDRESSED. 842 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,805 WOW. 843 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,907 >> WHAT? [ CHUCKLES ] 844 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:27,077 I BROUGHT YOU NACHOS AND CERVEZAS. 845 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,812 >> MUY BUENO. 846 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,081 TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS UNEXPECTED 847 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:34,218 NOCTURNAL PLEASURE? 848 00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,286 >> YOU READING POETRY? 849 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:40,524 NICE MUSIC. 850 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:41,492 >> YEAH. 851 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,527 WELL, I KNOW THE BASSIST. 852 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,862 SHE'S A TOTAL FOX. 853 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,697 [ MUSIC TURNS OFF ] 854 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,600 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU... 855 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,068 DOING HERE ALL DRESSED UP? 856 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,669 NOT THAT I'M UNHAPPY TO SEE YOU. 857 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,238 BUT SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT HOME 858 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,305 WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND KID? 859 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:56,440 >> [ SIGHS ] 860 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,041 I WAS ORDERED TO GO OUT AND HAVE 861 00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,276 A GOOD TIME, SO I HAD A GIRLS 862 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,277 NIGHT OUT. 863 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,879 >> SO, SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT WITH 864 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,080 YOUR POSSE AT FUCKING 865 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,315 TOMMY'S TAVERN OR SOMETHING? 866 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,050 >> YEP. [ SIGHS ] 867 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,886 WOW. I REALIZED WE DON'T HAVE 868 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,621 ANYTHING IN COMMON ANYMORE. 869 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,156 >> PEOPLE ARE COWARDS. 870 00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:14,091 NOBODY EVER JUST COMES OUT AND 871 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:16,026 SAYS, "DUDE, YOUR LIFE TOTALLY 872 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,227 FREAKS ME OUT." 873 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,329 THEY JUST -- PFFT -- VANISH. 874 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,297 >> JESUS. 875 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,332 SORRY. 876 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,634 >> THAT'S BASICALLY THE SAME 877 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,768 THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME. 878 00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,069 JUST I GOT OUT OF REHAB, AND 879 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,371 THEY THREW THIS BIG PARTY FOR 880 00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:29,106 ME, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THEY ALL 881 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:29,907 DISAPPEARED. 882 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,475 I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE. 883 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,477 BAILEY SAID, UH, IT WAS TOO 884 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,645 INTENSE FOR HER. 885 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,648 SHE WAS FUCKING SOME OTHER DUDE 886 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,049 FOUR WEEKS TO THE DAY AFTER THE 887 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:39,950 ACCIDENT. 888 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:40,784 >> WHAT A BITCH. 889 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,355 >> YEAH, I MEAN, THIS WAS 890 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,723 BASICALLY HER FAULT. 891 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:47,858 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 892 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,693 >> SHE WAS ALWAYS MAKING ME JUMP 893 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,994 THROUGH HOOPS AND DO CRAZY SHIT 894 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,728 FOR HER. 895 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,497 STEALING THESE SIGNS. 896 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:57,367 YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO PROVE HOW I FELT ABOUT HER OR SOMETHING. 897 00:38:57,368 --> 00:39:00,337 ANYWAYS, I WAS PERFORMING WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE LAST OF MY 898 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,072 [CLEARS THROAT] GRAND GESTURES 899 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,340 WHEN I HAD THE ACCIDENT. 900 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,409 I CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THIS WATER TOWER. 901 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,511 YOU KNOW THE ONE ON THE HILL BY THE OVERPASS? 902 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,478 >> MM-HMM. 903 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:09,680 >> AND, UH, I WAS GONNA PUT HER 904 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,215 NAME ON IT, BUT, I MEAN, NOT 905 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,716 JUST HER NAME -- LIKE, THIS 906 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:13,817 WHOLE MURAL WITH, LIKE, 907 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:15,285 UNDERGROWTH AND PLANTS AND 908 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,620 LEAVES AND FLOWERS. 909 00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:17,120 IT'S SO COOL UP THERE, MAN. 910 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,392 AND, UH, IT WAS A STATEMENT 911 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,695 ABOUT BAILEY AS THIS LIFE FORCE. 912 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,697 LIKE, UH, THE ELECTRICAL ENERGY 913 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:27,264 OF WILD-GROWING THINGS. 914 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,637 >> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 915 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:34,638 >> YEAH. 916 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,406 WELL, THIS IS HOW SHE MADE ME 917 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,108 FEEL. 918 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,643 AND, UH, I'M 50 FEET ABOVE THE 919 00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:41,044 GROUND SPRAY PAINTING HER NAME, 920 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,412 AND THEN I NEVER FINISHED. 921 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,814 I GOT TO THE WORD "BAIL," WHICH 922 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,382 IS BASICALLY WHAT SHE DID WHEN 923 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,383 SHE FIGURED OUT THE FUCKING 924 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,118 PHYSICAL THERAPY WASN'T GONNA 925 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,421 TAKE. 926 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:52,756 [ SIGHS ] 927 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,825 >> TO ABSENT FRIENDS. 928 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:57,394 FUCK 'EM. 929 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,529 [ BOTTLES CLINK ] 930 00:39:59,530 --> 00:39:59,930 >> FUCK 'EM. 931 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,435 BUT I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH HER. 932 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:07,070 >> JESUS. 933 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,438 >> [ GROANS ] 934 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:12,142 I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS GRADUATION SHIT IS OVER! 935 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,077 >> OH, GOD, YOU MUST HAVE ALL 936 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,146 THAT SENIOR BULLSHIT COMING UP 937 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,215 LIKE WITH THE PAJAMA BREAKFAST 938 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,983 AND AMUSEMENT PARK DAY AND 939 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:21,285 [GASPS] THE PROM. 940 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:22,386 WHAT A FARCE. 941 00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:23,420 >> GOD, PROM. 942 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,422 THERE'S NO WAY I'M ATTENDING NOW. 943 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,823 >> WHO'S BAILEY GOING WITH? 944 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,793 >> MY FORMER BEST FRIEND, ZACK. 945 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,628 I'M SURE THEY'LL TAKE LOVELY COMMEMORATIVE PHOTOS, POST THEM ON FACEBOOK. 946 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:35,999 [ SCOFFS ] 947 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,901 >> I REMEMBER MY PROM. 948 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,470 I GOT DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND 949 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:42,439 TWO WEEKS BEFORE, AND, UM, HE 950 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,042 STARTED SEEING THIS GIRL WHO 951 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,210 WOULD WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH 952 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,446 AFTER I DID, THEN SHE'D SHOW UP 953 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,481 IN THE SAME VANS AFTER I WORE 954 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:53,717 THEM, AND HE BASICALLY WAS 955 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:53,850 FALLING FOR THIS LITTLE SLUTTY COUNTERFEIT. 956 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,622 IT WAS WHATEVER. 957 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,324 AND THEN I, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T 958 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:02,125 WANT TO STAY HOME AND FEEL LIKE 959 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,794 A LOSER, SO I ASKED SOMEBODY 960 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,295 OUT, AND IT WAS THIS GUY NAMED 961 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:05,996 GORDY. 962 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:06,830 >> GORDY? 963 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,598 >> YES. GROOVY GORDY. 964 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:12,469 GROOVY GORDY WAS THE WEED CONNECTION ON OUR CAMPUS, SO I 965 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,770 THOUGHT I WAS SORT OF ONE-UPPING MY BOYFRIEND, BUT IT TURNS OUT 966 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:18,442 GROOVY GORDY WAS REALLY A D&D-PLAYING, FANTASY-NOVEL 967 00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,514 READING LONER WHO SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN HIS HEAD, SO WE END UP 968 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:28,251 AT HIS HOUSE WATCHING THIS -- 969 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:34,358 THIS THING CALLED "ZARDOZ" WHILE 970 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:35,158 HE'S JUST FUMBLE-Y TRYING TO UNHOOK MY BRA, AND IT WAS 971 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:39,329 JUST -- 972 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,032 [ LAUGHS ] 973 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:42,966 >> WAIT, WAIT. 974 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,101 WHAT IS "ZARDOZ"? 975 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,836 >> OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 976 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,872 IT WAS JUST -- THE WHOLE THING WAS A TOTAL DEBACLE. 977 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:52,109 AND, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS PROM GOES, THERE ARE WORSE THINGS 978 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:55,245 THAN OPTING OUT ENTIRELY. 979 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,880 >> HMM. 980 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,783 I LIKE THAT, "OPTING OUT." 981 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:03,153 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 982 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:03,320 WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE FOR ME. 983 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,925 >> OKAY. 984 00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,994 >> IT WAS NICE HANGING. 985 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,363 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU. 986 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,364 >> OKAY. 987 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,199 THANKS FOR THE NACHOS, NACHO LADY. 988 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,268 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 989 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:39,022 >> HEY. 990 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,992 >> HI. 991 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,027 >> GOOD NIGHT OUT? 992 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:46,430 >> YEAH, IT WAS NICE. 993 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:50,901 >> I WAS HOPING THEY'D GET YOU A LITTLE LIQUORED UP SO I COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 994 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,605 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 995 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:56,006 THAT'S SWEET. 996 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:02,112 WERE YOU BUSY LIGHTING CANDLES? 997 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,647 >> YEAH. 998 00:43:03,648 --> 00:43:05,082 I JUST, UM, WELL, I WANTED TO TRY AND MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY AGAIN. 999 00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:10,187 >> REALLY? 1000 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,255 >> COME HERE. 1001 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,861 >> HI. 1002 00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:19,930 >> HI. 1003 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,908 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 1004 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:39,249 HMM. 1005 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,619 >> YOU KNOW... 1006 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,622 IF YOU'RE STILL TOO SORE DOWN THERE... 1007 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:49,092 WE COULD DO IT UP THE BUTT. 1008 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:51,561 WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY. 1009 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,068 >> SO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE GONNA 1010 00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:58,201 PRETEND TO BE ALL SENSITIVE AND EMOTIONAL AND SHIT, YOU MIGHT 1011 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,808 WANT TO LAY OFF THE ANAL-SEX REQUESTS. 1012 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:05,976 [ CHUCKLES ] 1013 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,677 UNLESS YOU JUST TOO CHICKEN SHIT 1014 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:08,211 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU SAW IT IN A VIDEO WITH A UKRAINIAN GIRL. 1015 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,682 [ JACKSON LAUGHING ] 1016 00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,251 HA! 1017 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,920 OH, SORRY, I SHOULDN'T SAY ALL 1018 00:44:16,921 --> 00:44:19,089 THAT STUFF ABOUT YOUR DAD, 1019 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,757 'CAUSE I LOVE YOUR DADDY, AND HE LOVES YOUR MOMMY. 1020 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,062 OH! OH, OH. 1021 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:27,831 OH, GOOD. 1022 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:28,698 IT'S ALL GOOD. 1023 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,667 [ JACKSON SPITS UP ] 1024 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,003 OH, CRAP. 1025 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:33,236 [ DOORBELL RINGING ] 1026 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:37,507 OH, YAY, IT'S MEEMAW. 1027 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,712 >> THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 1028 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,948 >> OH, I JUST LOVE IT. 1029 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:46,416 >> THANK YOU. 1030 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,817 [ JACKSON COOS ] 1031 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:50,654 >> YES. 1032 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,255 [ GASPS ] 1033 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:53,056 VERY STYLISH. 1034 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,724 >> AND I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. 1035 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:56,693 >> MINE? >> YES. 1036 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,028 YOU LOOK SO FANTASTIC. >> HEY, BEV. 1037 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,029 >> OH, HEY. 1038 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,064 I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1039 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:02,065 >> A SURPRISE? 1040 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:05,569 >> KELLY, COME MEET MITZI. 1041 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,270 SHE DOES MAKEOVERS. 1042 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:09,739 >> ACTUALLY, I LIKE TO SAY 1043 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,842 I OFFER HEAD-TO-TOE TRANSFORMATION. 1044 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,045 >> OH. HI. 1045 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,279 >> OKAY, COME ON. 1046 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,348 AND SIT DOWN RIGHT OVER HERE. 1047 00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:19,716 >> IT'LL BE FUN! 1048 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,752 >> SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN 1049 00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:24,688 FEELING A LITTLE DOWN AND DUMPY AND HOUSEWIFEY. 1050 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:30,760 LET'S START WITH THAT HAIR. 1051 00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:31,728 HOME JOB, I TAKE IT? 1052 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,863 >> YEAH, BUT IT'S MANIC PANIC. 1053 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:34,965 IT'S JUST -- 1054 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,133 >> OH, LORD, LIKE THAT OLD BANGLES SONG. 1055 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:38,768 "JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY"? 1056 00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:40,003 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1057 00:45:40,004 --> 00:45:41,304 >> I HEAR YOU. 1058 00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,573 ANYWAY, I THINK IT CAN BE SALVAGED. 1059 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:47,010 >> AND WE ALSO BROUGHT ALONG SOME OUTFITS FOR YOU TO TRY ON. 1060 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:51,781 >> AND A LITTLE PIXIE DUST TO BRING OUT THE NATURAL BEAUTY IN YOU. 1061 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:55,318 SO, SHALL WE GET STARTED? 1062 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,091 >> YES! 1063 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,393 >> OKAY. 1064 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,161 I LIKE TRANSFORMING. 1065 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,498 CHECK ME OUT. 1066 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,701 EAT YOUR HEART OUT. 1067 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:13,203 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1068 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,804 >> IT'S A DEPRESSED MOMMY 1069 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:15,739 MAKEOVER. 1070 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,340 >> WAS THAT JULIE'S IDEA? 1071 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:18,808 >> ACTUALLY, IT WAS BEV'S, 1072 00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:21,544 BECAUSE, REALLY, WHAT PSYCHOLOGICAL 1073 00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:24,047 PROBLEM/EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CAN'T BE FIXED WITH A GOOD MAKEOVER? 1074 00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:29,319 [ CHUCKLES ] 1075 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,621 >> WELL, YOU -- YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT. 1076 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,922 YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOM. 1077 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:34,391 >> IS THAT SUCH A BAD THING? 1078 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:35,058 >> YES. 1079 00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,259 YES, IT IS A BAD THING. 1080 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,594 >> NO, THINK ABOUT IT. 1081 00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:39,663 I COULD SIGN YOUR PERMISSION SLIPS. 1082 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:40,330 I COULD GET YOU OUT OF THOSE PESKY SESSIONS WITH THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR THAT YOU LOVE. 1083 00:46:44,201 --> 00:46:46,803 I COULD JUST BAIL YOU OUT OF CLASS WHENEVER. 1084 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,438 >> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD [SNIFFS] 1085 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:49,406 AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE CHANGE THAT SHIRT. 1086 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:54,277 >> HMM. 1087 00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:56,846 >> YOU GOT TO LOSE THOSE BARRETTES, TOO. 1088 00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:58,081 >> YES, SIR. 1089 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,486 >> YOU KNOW, UH... 1090 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,455 IT'S A SHAME ABOUT THAT TURQUOISE. 1091 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,090 IT WAS REALLY GROWING ON ME. 1092 00:47:07,091 --> 00:47:08,558 >> I KNOW. ME, TOO. 1093 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,161 BUT YOU CAN'T SOLVE THE BLUES WITH BLUE HAIR, YOU KNOW. 1094 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,429 >> GOD, DID BEV SAY THAT? 1095 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,398 >> NO, ACTUALLY, THE TRANSFORMATION LADY SAID IT. 1096 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:16,966 >> THAT'S AWESOME. 1097 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,669 >> SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL? 1098 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,204 >> SCHOOL WAS SWELL. 1099 00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:22,906 UH... 1100 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:23,640 LET ME SEE. 1101 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:25,175 I PASSED MY CHEM EXAM, 1102 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,609 WE WATCHED A VERY ENLIGHTENING VIDEO ABOUT STDs, 1103 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,879 UM, TRIED TO IGNORE ZACK AND BAILEY INHALING 1104 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,615 EACH OTHER'S FACE OFF IN THE LIBRARY ALL DAY. 1105 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:33,383 >> FUCK 'EM. 1106 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:35,685 >> YEAH, FUCK 'EM. 1107 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,220 NO PLANS FOR THE EVENING? 1108 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:38,254 >> NO. 1109 00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:39,889 >> WHAT? NO CANDLELIT DINNER WITH THE HUBBY? 1110 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,324 >> NO. HE'S AT WORK. 1111 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,126 HE'S GONNA BE HOME LATE AGAIN. 1112 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:44,594 HE HAS A VERY BIG DEADLINE. 1113 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,595 VERY BIG. 1114 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:48,865 >> HE WORKS LATE A LOT, DOESN'T HE? 1115 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,201 >> YEAH, WELL, HE HAS A REALLY HIGH-PRESSURE JOB. 1116 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:51,735 >> YOU DON'T THINK HE'S CHEATING ON YOU? 1117 00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:58,308 >> [ SCOFFS ] NO. 1118 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,009 >> THAT'S TOO CLICHé, RIGHT? 1119 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:00,910 PREGNANT WIFE, RIGHT AFTER THE BABY'S BORN. 1120 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,349 LISTEN, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 1121 00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:08,251 UM... 1122 00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:10,754 DO YOU HAVE A-A NICE DRESS? 1123 00:48:10,755 --> 00:48:11,554 >> A DRESS? 1124 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:12,756 >> YES. A NICE DRESS. 1125 00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:14,224 SOMETHING NICE, YOU KNOW, 1126 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,693 YOU WEAR TO FORMAL EVENTS AND THAT KIND OF THING. 1127 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:18,895 >> YEAH, 'CAUSE I GO TO A LOT OF FORMAL EVENTS. 1128 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,029 [ CHUCKLES ] 1129 00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:21,431 WHY? 1130 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,266 >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE NICE. 1131 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,968 >> WELL, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU. 1132 00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:26,536 UNLESS YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC, 1133 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:27,937 IN WHICH CASE IT'S REALLY MEAN. 1134 00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:30,673 >> NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT. 1135 00:48:30,674 --> 00:48:31,941 >> WHERE ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME? 1136 00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:33,710 >> CAN'T TELL YOU. SURPRISE. 1137 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:34,944 >> EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, 1138 00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:36,913 OTHERWISE I'M NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE. 1139 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,248 >> SURE YOU ARE. 1140 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:40,550 SOUNDS LIKE A REQUIRED TRIP TO, LIKE, A THRIFT SHOP, 1141 00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:42,886 CONSIGNMENT, VINTAGE, WHATEVER HIPSTERS CALL IT. 1142 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,687 >> HOW NICE OF A DRESS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1143 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:47,791 >> JUST SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL PRETTY AND FANCY. 1144 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:50,860 >> I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR PROM, CAL. 1145 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,262 >> FUCK THE PROM. 1146 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:52,929 >> SO? 1147 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,131 >> SO? 1148 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:55,398 BUY A DRESS, SOMETHING YOUNG AND SEXY AND NOT MOMMYISH, NOT THAT MOMMIES AREN'T SEXY SOMETIMES. 1149 00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:00,470 >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1150 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,071 I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR PROM. 1151 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:04,007 >> JUST BUY THE DAMN DRESS, OKAY? 1152 00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:05,608 IT'S FOR SPECIAL TEENS AWARDS. 1153 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:06,676 >> SPECIAL TEENS? 1154 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:07,710 >> SPECIAL TEENS. 1155 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:09,946 YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED BEST NEW MENTOR. 1156 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,581 I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU MENTOR OF THE YEAR, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT SEEMED LIKE OVERKILL. 1157 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:15,785 >> [ SIGHS ] 1158 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,754 OH, YOU'RE SPECIAL, ALL RIGHT. 1159 00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:19,522 >> JUST BUY THE DAMN DRESS, 1160 00:49:19,523 --> 00:49:21,758 OKAY? 1161 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,827 >> OKAY. 1162 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,479 [ DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES ] 1163 00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:49,986 [ Ringing ] 1164 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,356 [ SIGHS ] 1165 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:54,757 >> Hello? 1166 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:56,626 >> HI. IT'S ME. 1167 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:59,262 >> Hey, is everything all right? 1168 00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:00,029 >> YEAH. 1169 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:03,032 I WAS JUST CALLING TO SAY HI. 1170 00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:03,733 >> Oh. Well, hi, you. 1171 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,371 >> HI. 1172 00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:12,442 >> The baby sleeping okay? 1173 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:13,042 >> YEAH, HE FOUGHT IT FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT NOW HE'S DOWN. 1174 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:20,383 >> Good, good. 1175 00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:23,052 >> SO, YOU GONNA BE THERE LATE AGAIN TONIGHT? 1176 00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:24,354 >> Yeah, unfortunately. 1177 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,388 Definitely don't wait up. 1178 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:28,091 You should get some sleep while you can. 1179 00:50:31,295 --> 00:50:31,995 >> OKAY. 1180 00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,033 BYE. 1181 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,440 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1182 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:50,780 >> WE MADE PIE! 1183 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,049 >> THOUGHT THE KIDS MIGHT LIKE IT. 1184 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:53,983 >> WHAT KIDS? 1185 00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:55,818 >> THE SPECIAL TEENS, YOU KNOW. 1186 00:50:55,819 --> 00:50:57,720 >> OH, I'M NOT DOING THAT TODAY. 1187 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:58,521 >> WHY NOT? 1188 00:50:58,522 --> 00:51:00,123 AREN'T YOU FEELING OKAY? 1189 00:51:00,124 --> 00:51:01,491 >> YOU LOOK OKAY TO ME. 1190 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:04,093 >> NO, I'M -- I'M NOT FEELING UP TO IT. 1191 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,061 >> THAT WAS FAST. 1192 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:05,862 >> WHAT? 1193 00:51:05,863 --> 00:51:07,063 >> THE NOVELTY WEAR OFF? 1194 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:07,931 >> NO. 1195 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,732 >> DO YOU THINK THAT THEY FEEL 1196 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,067 LIKE BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR OR 1197 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,835 HAVING A SEEING EYE DOG OR 1198 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:14,537 SERVICE MONKEY OR WHATEVER THEIR 1199 00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,339 UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE? 1200 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:17,607 THEY DON'T GOT A CHOICE. 1201 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:20,076 >> SHE'S NOT SAYING SHE'LL NEVER GO AGAIN. 1202 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,411 SHE JUST NEEDS A DAY OFF. 1203 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:24,547 >> RIGHT. THAT'S... 1204 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:24,881 >> YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT TO LET A GOOD PIE GO TO WASTE. 1205 00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:29,152 RIGHT, KELLY? 1206 00:51:29,153 --> 00:51:30,153 >> YEAH, OKAY. 1207 00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:32,889 I'LL GET US PLATES. 1208 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:34,857 >> MAKE IT A CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE! 1209 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:36,926 >> TWIST MY ARM! 1210 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,944 >> EVERYBODY ALWAYS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IT'S OUR FAULT, LIKE 1211 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,379 WE'RE THESE TERRIBLE 1212 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:59,082 CAREER-OBSESSED WOMEN TOO SELFISH TO STOP AND HAVE KIDS 1213 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:00,283 UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 1214 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:01,751 [ CHUCKLES ] 1215 00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:04,153 WHAT ABOUT THE MAN CHILDREN IN THEIR LATE 30s BLOWING HUGE 1216 00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:06,589 CHUNKS OF THEIR LIFE PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO? 1217 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,658 WHY DON'T THEY ANALYZE THAT TREND? 1218 00:52:08,659 --> 00:52:10,994 >> YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH AN OLDER MAN. 1219 00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:13,563 THEY HAVE A MUCH LONGER SHELF LIFE THAN WE DO. 1220 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:14,964 >> DON'T BE DISGUSTING. 1221 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,599 >> NO, I THINK BEV HAS A POINT. 1222 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,800 WHO'S THAT OLD GUY? 1223 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:18,701 TONY RANDALL? 1224 00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:20,403 HE'S STILL PUMPING OUT KIDS. 1225 00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:21,938 >> HE'S DEAD, KELLY. 1226 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:24,273 >> YOU KNOW, IT TAKES MEN A LOT LONGER TO GROW UP THAN WE DO. 1227 00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:25,274 THAT'S A FACT. 1228 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:26,109 >> WHY? 1229 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:27,176 BECAUSE WE LET THEM. 1230 00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:30,313 >> BECAUSE GROWING UP IS ACTUALLY REALLY PAINFUL 1231 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,447 AND WOMEN HAVE A STRONGER THRESHOLD FOR PAIN, SUPPOSEDLY. 1232 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,354 >> WE CAN'T ALL BE ADOLESCENT NARCISSISTS. 1233 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,226 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1234 00:52:43,227 --> 00:52:45,161 >> TO PUT ON SOME COFFEE AND SO 1235 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,996 I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU. 1236 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,998 NASTY. 1237 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,434 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1238 00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:52,235 [ CHUCKLES ] 1239 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:56,973 >> IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU TO BE SMUG, ISN'T IT? 1240 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:03,613 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT. 1241 00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:07,750 YOU SHOULD BE SO HAPPY, KELLY. 1242 00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:13,489 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1243 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,262 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1244 00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:27,837 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1245 00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:33,209 [ CAR HORN HONKS ] 1246 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,077 OH, HEY. 1247 00:53:34,078 --> 00:53:36,212 >> HEY, LADY. NEED A RIDE? 1248 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,013 HOP IN. 1249 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,482 >> OKAY. 1250 00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:40,550 NICE WHEELS. 1251 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,218 >> I WANTED A FIREBIRD, BUT, UH, 1252 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,654 THIS IS MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE AND SAFER. 1253 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:48,024 MY PARENTS HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF IRONY. 1254 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,293 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1255 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:52,161 >> YOU GOT IT THIS TIME. 1256 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:53,596 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1257 00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:55,665 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 1258 00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:13,883 >> WHAT? 1259 00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:14,617 >> NOTHING. 1260 00:54:14,618 --> 00:54:15,585 [ ENGINE REVS ] 1261 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:16,252 >> CAL. 1262 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:16,986 >> WHAT? 1263 00:54:16,987 --> 00:54:17,887 >> CAL. 1264 00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:19,255 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1265 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,590 YOU JACKASS! 1266 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,058 >> IT'S A VOLVO. 1267 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:25,128 IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE, REMEMBER? 1268 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:27,196 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1269 00:54:31,535 --> 00:54:33,669 WOW. THERE'S LIKE NO ONE HERE. 1270 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:34,837 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1271 00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:36,339 WE TIMED IT PERFECTLY. 1272 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:39,275 TOO LATE FOR THE LUNCH RUSH, TOO EARLY FOR THE EARLY BIRDS, WAY 1273 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:40,943 TOO EARLY FOR THE NIGHT OWLS. 1274 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,645 >> OKAY, SO WHAT'S GOOD HERE? 1275 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:44,347 >> WELL, UM, ACTUALLY, CAN WE 1276 00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:47,850 JUST HAVE TWO ORDERS OF FRENCH FRIES WITH GRAVY, 1277 00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:51,287 TWO CHERRY COKES, EXTRA SYRUP, AND $5 IN QUARTERS, SAME AS ALWAYS? 1278 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,288 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1279 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,723 >> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE HAVING. 1280 00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:57,827 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1281 00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,462 SHE USED TO BE MY BABYSITTER. 1282 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:00,563 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. 1283 00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:02,298 >> SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK YOU IN THE EYE. 1284 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,099 >> YEAH, I KNOW. 1285 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,434 NOBODY DOES. 1286 00:55:05,435 --> 00:55:08,905 EXCEPT FOR YOU. 1287 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,274 >> OKAY, SO WHAT'S WITH THE QUARTERS? 1288 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:12,308 >> [ KNOCKS ] 1289 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,276 >> [ GASPS ] 1290 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:16,145 >> THIS GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE '80s. 1291 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,181 IT'S WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, RIGHT? 1292 00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:19,949 >> SHUT UP. 1293 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:21,117 OH, MY GOD. 1294 00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:23,486 I REMEMBER ALL THESE SONGS. 1295 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,053 [ CHUCKLES ] 1296 00:55:27,591 --> 00:55:29,759 >> DID YOU GET THE DRESS? 1297 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,594 >> THE DRESS? 1298 00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:32,728 >> YOU KNOW. THE DRESS. 1299 00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:33,696 >> NO, I DON'T KNOW. 1300 00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:34,797 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT -- 1301 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:36,132 >> COME ON, YOU KNOW EXACTLY 1302 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,266 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1303 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:38,668 DON'T DO THIS. 1304 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,069 >> YES, I GOT A DRESS. 1305 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:41,103 >> OKAY. 1306 00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:42,872 >> A REALLY KICK-ASS ONE, ACTUALLY. 1307 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:44,340 >> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 1308 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,608 >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU. 1309 00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:47,677 THAT'LL BE MY SURPRISE. 1310 00:55:52,416 --> 00:55:53,282 [ CYNDI LAUPER'S 1311 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,617 "ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT" PLAYS ] 1312 00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:55,384 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1313 00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,353 >> [ Chuckling ] NICE. 1314 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,588 >> ♪ ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 1315 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:03,759 ♪ I'LL BE AWAKE AND I'LL BE WITH YOU ♪ 1316 00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:09,165 [ OVEN BUZZES ] 1317 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:20,509 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1318 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,344 >> HELLO! 1319 00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:22,979 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1320 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:23,713 HEY. 1321 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:24,914 WOW, THAT SMELLS GOOD. 1322 00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:26,249 >> YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 1323 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:27,617 >> MM-HMM. 1324 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,319 MOM SAID SHE MADE LASAGNA, AND I WASN'T GONNA MISS THAT. 1325 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,187 >> OF COURSE. 1326 00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:32,855 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 1327 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:33,723 >> SWEET. 1328 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,324 SO, I'LL JUST GO CHANGE, AND 1329 00:56:35,325 --> 00:56:36,158 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK DOWN. 1330 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:39,729 >> MOM'S LASAGNA. 1331 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:46,736 >> MMM. [ CHUCKLES ] 1332 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:47,670 HAS IT BEEN HELPFUL HAVING HER AND, UM, JULIE AROUND? 1333 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:53,743 >> YEAH. 1334 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,411 >> HOW'D YOU GET ON THAT WHOLE, 1335 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,214 UM, HELPING THE HANDICAPPED THING? 1336 00:56:58,215 --> 00:56:59,749 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1337 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,351 I THINK I JUST FELT BAD ABOUT, 1338 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:02,551 UM, YELLING AT THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR. 1339 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:08,024 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1340 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,829 >> I'LL SEE. 1341 00:57:13,830 --> 00:57:16,999 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1342 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 >> HI. 1343 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,101 >> HEY. 1344 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,404 >> MRS. COOPER -- IS SHE IN? 1345 00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:23,472 >> OH, HONEY? 1346 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,541 >> UM... 1347 00:57:29,413 --> 00:57:31,247 >> HI, MRS. COOPER. 1348 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:32,415 >> HI, CALVIN. 1349 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:35,785 >> OH, YOU DIDN'T -- YOU DIDN'T FORGET, DID YOU? 1350 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,320 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 1351 00:57:37,321 --> 00:57:38,421 I DID FORGET. 1352 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,056 >> SPECIAL TEEN AWARDS. 1353 00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:40,189 MISS COOPER IS PROBABLY TOO MODEST TO TELL YOU, 1354 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,462 BUT SHE'S BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST NEW MENTOR. 1355 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,897 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1356 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,832 OH, WOW. 1357 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,534 THAT'S TONIGHT? 1358 00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:53,736 >> CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T GO. 1359 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:56,105 >> OKAY, UH, I'LL -- I'LL GO GET 1360 00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:58,808 READY. 1361 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,009 >> COME ON IN. 1362 00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,243 >> HEY, THANKS. 1363 00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:05,114 >> SURE. 1364 00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:07,483 >> I WAS COMING HOME LATE FROM SCHOOL ONE NIGHT. 1365 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,820 WE WERE WORKING HARD ON OUR HARVARD MODEL U.N. DEBATE. 1366 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,855 MY TEAM WAS ARGUING IN FAVOR OF 1367 00:58:12,856 --> 00:58:15,157 MICROLOANS FOR PHYSICALLY ABUSED PAKISTANI WOMEN TO START THEIR OWN CANDLE-MAKING CO-OP. 1368 00:58:18,462 --> 00:58:20,296 >> [ SIGHS ] 1369 00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:22,365 >> WE LEFT HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER, WALKING ON AIR, SURE THAT WE WOULD WIN. 1370 00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:27,236 >> HMM. 1371 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:29,505 >> BUT... 1372 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:32,074 I NEVER MADE THAT DEBATE. 1373 00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:33,542 [ FOOTSTEPS RESONATE ] 1374 00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:35,344 A DRUNK DRIVER PLOWED ACROSS THE DIVIDER AND CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER. 1375 00:58:38,548 --> 00:58:40,116 >> SHIT. 1376 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:41,851 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? 1377 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,886 THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF MY 1378 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:45,454 TEAM, THAT CO-OP HAS HELPED OVER 300 WOMEN CHANGE THEIR LIVES FOREVER. 1379 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,292 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1380 00:58:50,293 --> 00:58:51,527 >> OH, YEAH? 1381 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:54,964 >> ONE CANDLE AT A TIME. 1382 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,532 >> OH, COOL. THANKS, MAN. 1383 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,633 THAT'S AWESOME. THANKS. 1384 00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:04,940 [ SNIFFS ] CINNAMON-Y. 1385 00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:07,276 >> IT'S THE SMELL OF HOPE, MY FRIEND. 1386 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,811 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1387 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:12,281 >> OKAY. READY. 1388 00:59:12,282 --> 00:59:15,551 >> OH, MISS -- MISS COOPER, YOU LOOK NICE. 1389 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,186 >> THANKS, CALVIN. 1390 00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:19,155 >> ARE YOU WEARING COMBAT BOOTS? 1391 00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:21,590 >> MM-HMM. YEAH. 1392 00:59:21,591 --> 00:59:23,125 OKAY, LET'S JUST GO. 1393 00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:25,561 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. HAVE FUN. 1394 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,164 DON'T, UH, DON'T KEEP HER OUT LATE. 1395 00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:32,168 >> THANK YOU. 1396 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:33,135 >> ALL RIGHTY THEN. 1397 00:59:33,136 --> 00:59:33,969 >> SEE YOU SOON. 1398 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,571 >> SEE YOU GUYS. 1399 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,440 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1400 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:39,575 >> GEEZ, YOUR HUSBAND'S SUCH A DOUCHE. 1401 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:40,509 >> NO, HE ISN'T. 1402 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:41,811 AND WHAT WAS THAT IN THERE? 1403 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,145 THANKS FOR THE WARNING. 1404 00:59:43,146 --> 00:59:44,747 >> THE WHOLE THING'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE. 1405 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:45,915 COULD YOU PLEASE JUST -- 1406 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,183 >> OH. SORRY. >> DON'T PUSH ME. 1407 00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:47,917 I HATE THAT SHIT. 1408 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:49,618 >> I KNOW. 1409 00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,987 >> YOU LOOK RETRO-TASTIC, BY THE WAY. 1410 00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:52,855 >> THANK YOU. 1411 00:59:52,856 --> 00:59:55,424 YOU LOOK VERY...SUAVE. 1412 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:56,992 >> THANK YOU. 1413 00:59:56,993 --> 01:00:00,196 >> WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1414 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,931 WHAT'S THAT? 1415 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,599 >> MORE SURPRISES. 1416 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,868 GET IN. 1417 01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:11,273 WATCH YOUR FEET. 1418 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:11,740 [ ENGINE REVS ] 1419 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:18,414 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1420 01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:18,681 >> WHOO! 1421 01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:24,053 >> OH, SHIT. 1422 01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:31,093 GET BACK IN. 1423 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:33,162 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 1424 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,180 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1425 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,051 >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M 1426 01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:56,452 KIDDING YOU? 1427 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:03,058 >> OWW! 1428 01:01:03,059 --> 01:01:04,293 >> HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE. 1429 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:04,994 >> SO BAD. 1430 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:05,728 >> DO IT, DO IT! 1431 01:01:05,729 --> 01:01:07,663 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1432 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:10,266 WHOO! 1433 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:13,435 OWW! 1434 01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:14,069 >> HERE, HERE, HERE. TAKE IT. 1435 01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,042 WAIT, WAIT, RUN, RUN, RUN. 1436 01:01:20,043 --> 01:01:21,944 FUCKING SCHOOL. 1437 01:01:21,945 --> 01:01:22,711 HOP ON. 1438 01:01:22,712 --> 01:01:24,647 WHEE! 1439 01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:27,683 >> AAH! [ LAUGHS ] 1440 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,952 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1441 01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:48,704 SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY POT. 1442 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,972 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1443 01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:51,173 THAT'S OKAY. 1444 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:53,576 I DON'T SMOKE THAT ANYMORE. 1445 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:54,777 >> WHY? 1446 01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:54,977 BECAUSE YOUR AWESOME PROM DATE GROOVY GORDY? 1447 01:01:58,315 --> 01:01:59,715 GROOVY GORDY. 1448 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,184 >> OH, FUCK YOU. 1449 01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:08,257 I GOT THIS. 1450 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,459 >> DO IT. 1451 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:12,061 [ THUD ] 1452 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,697 >> NAILED IT! 1453 01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:16,899 >> I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE A JOCK. 1454 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,766 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1455 01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:19,735 CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS? 1456 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,903 >> OKAY. 1457 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:23,906 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 1458 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,441 >> I'LL JUST PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND, LIKE, NOT INVITE YOU TO PARTIES AND STUFF. 1459 01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:31,513 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1460 01:02:31,514 --> 01:02:33,749 >> WHAT IS WITH THE CANDLES, 1461 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,217 CAL? 1462 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:35,451 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE PLANNING AN ANIMAL SACRIFICE. 1463 01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:40,122 >> NO, NO, NO. 1464 01:02:40,123 --> 01:02:41,757 NO. THIS IS AN EXORCISM. 1465 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,492 >> OF WHAT? 1466 01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:45,227 >> WE ARE EXORCISING YOUR SHITTY PROM PAST AND MY SHITTY NO-PROM PRESENT. 1467 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,165 >> YES! 1468 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:52,768 HOW WE GONNA DO IT? 1469 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,503 >> WELL... 1470 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:56,572 SINCE YOU ASKED... 1471 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:03,045 >> WHAT?! 1472 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:07,783 [ BUTTON CLICKS ] 1473 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,818 [ BRYAN ADAMS' "EVERYTHING I DO 1474 01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:11,820 (I DO IT FOR YOU)" PLAYING ] 1475 01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:14,290 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1476 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,795 OH, NO. 1477 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:23,766 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 1478 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:29,138 >> IT WAS AN EDUCATED GUESS, 1479 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:32,675 AND, UH, OKAY, I USED THE INTERNET. 1480 01:03:36,079 --> 01:03:38,847 WELL, MRS. COOPER? 1481 01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:41,784 >> DON'T CALL ME THAT. 1482 01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:42,785 >> MRS. COOPER? 1483 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:44,553 >> I CAN'T -- I'M NOT DANCING. 1484 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:47,189 >> YOU CAN'T -- BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T DANCE. 1485 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:48,557 ARE YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR? 1486 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,559 >> OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP. 1487 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,694 >> I CAN DANCE. 1488 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:53,629 CHECK OUT THESE MOVES. 1489 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:56,432 >> ♪ IT'S NOT WORTH TRYING FOR ♪ 1490 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,900 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1491 01:03:57,901 --> 01:03:58,267 THAT'S PRETTY SLICK. 1492 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,839 >> THEN YOU CAN DANCE, OKAY? 1493 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,874 SO GET YOUR ASS OUT ON THE FLOOR. 1494 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,209 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1495 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:07,876 I CAN'T. 1496 01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,211 I'M TOO DRUNK. 1497 01:04:09,212 --> 01:04:11,880 >> THEN YOU'RE PERFECTLY PRIMED UP. COME ON. 1498 01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:12,881 >> OKAY. 1499 01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,316 >> ♪ DO IT FOR YOU ♪ 1500 01:04:14,317 --> 01:04:16,385 >> HERE SHE GOES. 1501 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:22,391 >> ♪ LOOK INTO YOUR HEART ♪ 1502 01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:27,863 ♪ YOU WILL FIND ♪ 1503 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,199 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO HIDE ♪ 1504 01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:35,237 >> DON'T! [ LAUGHS ] 1505 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:38,040 >> ♪ TAKE ME AS I AM ♪ 1506 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:38,907 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1507 01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:40,876 >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 1508 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:41,677 WAIT. 1509 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:44,446 >> STOP! I'M NOT -- I CAN'T! 1510 01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:46,415 REALLY, I'M NOT -- 1511 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,750 [ LAUGHS ] 1512 01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:48,884 >> [ Chuckling ] OH, NO! 1513 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,753 MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY. 1514 01:04:50,754 --> 01:04:51,854 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1515 01:04:51,855 --> 01:04:53,922 >> OH, MY GOD. 1516 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,293 >> LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 1517 01:04:58,294 --> 01:04:59,495 >> YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? 1518 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,229 >> YES. 1519 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,463 >> ALL RIGHT. HOP ON. 1520 01:05:01,464 --> 01:05:03,532 >> [ GIGGLING ] 1521 01:05:08,171 --> 01:05:10,172 [ CYNDI LAUPER'S 1522 01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:10,672 "ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT" PLAYS ] 1523 01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:16,879 I LOVE THIS SONG. 1524 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,180 >> I KNOW. 1525 01:05:18,181 --> 01:05:20,849 >> YOU PAY ATTENTION. 1526 01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,385 >> MM-HMM. 1527 01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:25,954 >> SO, ARE WE DANCING? 1528 01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:28,323 >> YEAH. 1529 01:05:28,324 --> 01:05:30,726 >> AM I DOING OKAY? 1530 01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:32,194 >> YEAH. 1531 01:05:32,195 --> 01:05:33,395 DOING GREAT. 1532 01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:35,964 JUST GOT TO HOLD ON. 1533 01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:37,499 >> ♪ ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT TODAY ♪ 1534 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:41,904 ♪ KNOWING THAT WE FEEL THE SAME 1535 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,676 WITHOUT SAYING ♪ 1536 01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:50,546 >> AND WE'RE DANCING. 1537 01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,981 >> ♪ WE WON'T REACH BACK ♪ 1538 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:56,084 ♪ KEEP WITH ME FORWARD ALL 1539 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:58,220 THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 1540 01:05:58,221 --> 01:05:59,788 ♪ AND ONCE WE START, THE METER CLICKS ♪ 1541 01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:06,128 ♪ AND IT GOES RUNNING ALL 1542 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,230 THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 1543 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:08,764 ♪ UNTIL IT ENDS, THERE IS NO END ♪ 1544 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,235 >> CAL. 1545 01:06:13,236 --> 01:06:14,002 >> WHAT? 1546 01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:15,938 >> OH, MY GOD. CAL. 1547 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:19,241 [ SIREN WAILS ] 1548 01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:20,542 IT'S THE COPS! 1549 01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:21,844 >> OH, SHIT. 1550 01:06:21,845 --> 01:06:22,978 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1551 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,246 >> JUST GRAB YOUR BAG. 1552 01:06:24,247 --> 01:06:25,347 GRAB YOUR BAG. 1553 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:26,315 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 1554 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,784 WE GOT EVERYTHING? 1555 01:06:28,785 --> 01:06:30,853 >> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. >> WE GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO GO. 1556 01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:40,128 >> [ INDISTINCT SINGING ] 1557 01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:48,604 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1558 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:21,069 >> [ SIGHS ] 1559 01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:24,873 >> UM... 1560 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,075 THANKS FOR PLANNING ALL THIS AND SURPRISING ME. 1561 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,714 >> NO PROBLEM. 1562 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:35,083 I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 1563 01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:36,685 >> I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME. 1564 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:40,088 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 1565 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,326 [ SEATBELT CLICKS ] 1566 01:07:44,327 --> 01:07:45,627 >> GOOD NIGHT. 1567 01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:49,197 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1568 01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:51,066 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1569 01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:01,209 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1570 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:02,077 >> HEY. 1571 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,078 >> HI. 1572 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:06,214 >> HOW WAS THE AWARDS THING? 1573 01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,550 >> IT WAS, UM, NICE. 1574 01:08:08,551 --> 01:08:11,086 >> HMM. DID YOU WIN? 1575 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,355 >> UM, NO. 1576 01:08:13,356 --> 01:08:14,523 >> NO? 1577 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:17,426 WELL, YOU ARE BEST NEW MENTOR IN MY BOOK. 1578 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,694 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1579 01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:20,696 [ ANNOUNCER SPEAKING 1580 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,764 INDISTINCTLY ] 1581 01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:38,046 >> [ SIGHS ] 1582 01:08:41,184 --> 01:08:41,683 >> ♪ A MONKEY KNOWS HOW YOU'LL 1583 01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:47,289 REACT ♪ 1584 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,558 ♪ CREATING WANT BY HOLDING BACK ♪ 1585 01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,596 ♪ SOME REVERSE PYROMANIAC ♪ 1586 01:08:58,067 --> 01:08:58,233 ♪ LET ME TRY, BABY ♪ 1587 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:05,007 ♪ TRY ♪ 1588 01:09:05,008 --> 01:09:07,009 ♪ I BROUGHT MY WINDOW UP AND THEN ♪ 1589 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,848 ♪ I TURNED MY BACK TO LURE YOU IN ♪ 1590 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:18,086 ♪ DO I FALL THROUGH WHAT I MIGHT OF BEEN ♪ 1591 01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:21,790 ♪ LET ME TRY, BABY ♪ 1592 01:09:25,028 --> 01:09:26,528 ♪ TRY ♪ 1593 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:28,597 >> [ SIGHS ] 1594 01:10:00,163 --> 01:10:02,230 [ SNIFFLES ] 1595 01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:20,248 I HOPE YOU LIKE LEMON MERINGUE. 1596 01:10:20,249 --> 01:10:21,883 BEV'S BEEN BUSY. 1597 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:22,551 >> OH! 1598 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,286 [ CHUCKLES ] HELLO. 1599 01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:24,419 YOU -- YOU MUST BE KELLY. 1600 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:30,025 >> OH, YES, I AM. 1601 01:10:30,026 --> 01:10:32,260 >> WELL, CAL HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH 1602 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,495 ABOUT YOU. 1603 01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:34,496 >> HE HAS? 1604 01:10:34,497 --> 01:10:37,165 >> YOU'VE BEEN A REAL LIFELINE FOR HIM. 1605 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,967 THANK GOD FOR SPECIAL TEENS. 1606 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:39,167 HE ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO SEE A-A TRADITIONAL THERAPIST. 1607 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:45,574 >> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE CAL. 1608 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:49,411 >> YES. 1609 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,681 I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT I-I-IUNDERSTAND THE -- THE PRIVACY OF YOUR PROCESS, BUT HE HAS BEEN OFF HIS ANTI-DEPRESSANTS FOR -- 1610 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,286 FOR TWO MONTHS NOW, AND HE SEEMS FINE, BUT I-I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY. 1611 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:04,159 SO, IF YOU EVER HEAR ANY LANGUAGE OR SEE ANY BEHAVIOR 1612 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,264 THAT COULD BE TROUBLING, YOU WILL LET ME KNOW? 1613 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:13,001 >> OF COURSE. 1614 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:17,005 >> MOM. 1615 01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:18,140 >> HI, CAL. 1616 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:20,308 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 1617 01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:20,842 >> I'M JUST DOING A LITTLE CLEANING. 1618 01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:25,914 >> YOU MEAN SNOOPING? 1619 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,783 >> I WAS NOT SNOOPING. 1620 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:31,052 [ SIGHS ] 1621 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:36,625 >> WELL, DO YOU MIND? 1622 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:39,294 IT'S A PRIVATE SESSION. 1623 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,364 >> CALVIN, CONSIDER ME GONE. 1624 01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:51,706 >> PBBBT. 1625 01:11:51,707 --> 01:11:55,310 >> [ SIGHS ] 1626 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,312 >> HEY, I MISSED YOU YESTERDAY. 1627 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,481 >> I WAS WITH MY IN-LAWS. 1628 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:02,284 >> I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE AVOIDING ME. 1629 01:12:02,285 --> 01:12:03,051 >> NO. 1630 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,986 I BROUGHT PIE. 1631 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,189 >> I LOVE PIE. 1632 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,590 >> YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 1633 01:12:08,591 --> 01:12:10,125 LET'S GO TO THE PARK. 1634 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:11,359 IT'S SO STUFFY IN HERE. 1635 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,128 >> WHAT ABOUT THE PIE? 1636 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:13,562 >> WE'LL BRING IT, HAVE A PICNIC. 1637 01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:18,767 >> I GOT TO HAND IT TO BEV. 1638 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,468 THAT IS THE BEST PIE I'VE EVER HAD. 1639 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:25,841 GOT A LITTLE BIT OF MERINGUE OVER HERE. 1640 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,246 >> THANK YOU. 1641 01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:37,986 >> SMOKE? 1642 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,521 >> I HAVE TO QUIT. 1643 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,623 JOSH CAN SMELL IT IN MY HAIR. 1644 01:12:41,624 --> 01:12:41,756 >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME JOSH SMELLED YOUR HAIR? 1645 01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:47,429 [ LIGHTER FLICKS ] 1646 01:12:47,430 --> 01:12:49,631 >> AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING, EITHER. 1647 01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:51,499 >> WHY? I'M NOT FUCKING PREGNANT. 1648 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,401 >> WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LECTURE YOU. 1649 01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:56,304 >> GOOD, 'CAUSE LIFE'S TOO FUCKING SHORT. 1650 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:58,039 >> IT ISSHORT. 1651 01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,408 IT'S SHORT AND PRECIOUS. 1652 01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:01,009 DON'T SQUANDER IT. 1653 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:07,816 >> WOW. THAT'S, LIKE, BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 1654 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,551 >> YOU'RE STILL YOUNG, CAL. 1655 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:10,385 >> YES. 1656 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,820 I GOT SO MANY YEARS AHEAD OF ME 1657 01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:13,421 TO OBSESS ABOUT WHAT MY LIFE 1658 01:13:13,422 --> 01:13:15,690 COULD HAVE BEEN. 1659 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,763 >> YOU CAN'T JUST LET THAT CHAIR 1660 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,198 BE THE ONLY THING THAT DEFINES YOU. 1661 01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:24,399 >> YOU JUST REALLY DON'T KNOW 1662 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400 WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING 1663 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,401 ABOUT, SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY 1664 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,836 JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 1665 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:28,837 >> YOU CAN'T JUST DEFINE 1666 01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:32,440 YOURSELF BY THE THINGS YOU LOST. 1667 01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:35,310 >> GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE. 1668 01:14:09,812 --> 01:14:11,012 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1669 01:14:14,216 --> 01:14:15,984 >> HEY. 1670 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,519 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 1671 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:19,487 >> BELIEVE ME, I CAN HEAR HIM DOWN HERE. 1672 01:14:19,488 --> 01:14:21,756 >> OKAY. 1673 01:14:28,497 --> 01:14:30,398 LOOK HOW YOUNG WE WERE. 1674 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,200 [ CHUCKLES ] 1675 01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:32,467 >> I'M...TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 1676 01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:37,072 WHAT TO DO ABOUT CAL. 1677 01:14:40,276 --> 01:14:41,843 >> WHO? 1678 01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:44,479 OH, THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR? 1679 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,814 >> YEAH. 1680 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,649 HIM. 1681 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:47,983 >> HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH ALREADY? 1682 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,488 WE WERE SO HOT. 1683 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,723 THAT BASS SLUNG OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND YOUR BRA STRAP ALL 1684 01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,260 HANGING OUT. 1685 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,863 [ CHUCKLES ] 1686 01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:02,564 >> HE USED TO BE AN ARTIST LIKE YOU. 1687 01:15:05,768 --> 01:15:06,534 >> YEAH. 1688 01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:06,835 USED TO BE. 1689 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:13,308 >> AND HE USED TO DRAW... 1690 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:15,877 LIKE YOU. 1691 01:15:15,878 --> 01:15:16,511 >> YEAH, WELL, GONNA BECOME A CORPORATE SELLOUT LIKE ME, TOO? 1692 01:15:19,782 --> 01:15:22,117 [ SCOFFS ] 1693 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,585 >> NO. 1694 01:15:23,586 --> 01:15:28,490 HE HAD A SPINAL INJURY AND LOST ALL HIS FINE MOTOR FUNCTION. 1695 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:31,893 >> HE CAN'T DRAW? 1696 01:15:35,598 --> 01:15:37,866 OKAY, THAT SUCKS. 1697 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,801 >> YEAH. 1698 01:15:39,802 --> 01:15:41,236 YEAH, IT DOES. 1699 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,141 >> SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK? 1700 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,976 MAYBE SOME SHITTY POTTERY MIGHT 1701 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:48,910 CHEER HIM UP? 1702 01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:49,577 [ CHUCKLES ] 1703 01:15:49,578 --> 01:15:51,713 >> FUCK YOU. 1704 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,580 >> KELLY. 1705 01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:54,549 KELLY, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 1706 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,818 JESUS CHRIST. COME ON! 1707 01:16:04,593 --> 01:16:06,861 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1708 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:14,569 >> WHAT IS THAT? 1709 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,937 A CADAVER? 1710 01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:18,006 >> IT'S YOUR SOMETHING ELSE. 1711 01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,511 >> IT STINKS. 1712 01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:30,385 >> I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS CLAY AND JUST PUT IT IN YOUR HANDS. 1713 01:16:33,622 --> 01:16:36,958 FIRST LESSON -- THE COIL POT. 1714 01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:40,595 YOU TAKE A PIECE OF CLAY LIKE THIS. 1715 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,063 YOU CAN SQUEEZE IT AND MAKE A SNAKE-LIKE FORMATION. 1716 01:16:45,367 --> 01:16:47,001 AND THEN... 1717 01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:50,171 YOU JUST WRAP IT OR COIL IT AROUND ITSELF. 1718 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,477 IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. 1719 01:16:55,478 --> 01:16:57,479 NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS ARE REQUIRED, AND YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF A GREAT ASHTRAY. 1720 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,784 >> THOUGHT YOU WERE QUITTING. 1721 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:06,154 >> YEAH, I AM, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1722 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:06,821 >> DON'T WATCH. 1723 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:12,093 >> OKAY. 1724 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:21,369 >> WHERE'D YOU LEARN THIS PROFOUNDLY USEFUL SKILL? 1725 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,072 >> "EXPRESSIONS IN THREE DIMENSIONS." 1726 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,640 IT WAS MY ELECTIVE. 1727 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,709 >> AWESOME. [ CHUCKLES ] 1728 01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:29,377 >> IT'S WHERE I MET JOSH. 1729 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:32,981 >> YOU MET JOSH IN ART CLASS? 1730 01:17:35,117 --> 01:17:36,017 >> YEP. 1731 01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:38,019 HE WAS AN ART MAJOR. 1732 01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:40,321 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1733 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,990 HE WAS AN ART MAJOR? 1734 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,492 >> WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO SHOCKED? 1735 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,327 >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUY? 1736 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,061 HE'S LIKE A POSTER BOY FOR FUCKING ABERCROMBIE & DOUCHE. 1737 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:51,733 >> NO, HE ISN'T. 1738 01:17:51,734 --> 01:17:54,702 AND HE HAS TO DRESS LIKE THAT FOR WORK. 1739 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:56,137 HE'S IN ADVERTISING. 1740 01:17:56,138 --> 01:17:57,672 >> OH, THAT MAKES SENSE. 1741 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:01,276 >> YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY MAKES COMPROMISES, CAL. 1742 01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:03,444 WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES 1743 01:18:03,445 --> 01:18:05,713 IN LIFE, AND SOMETIMES EVEN WHEN 1744 01:18:05,714 --> 01:18:08,683 YOU DO ALL THAT AND YOU PLAY BY 1745 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,652 THE RULES, THINGS STILL DON'T 1746 01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:11,252 TURN OUT LIKE YOU EXPECTED THEM TO. 1747 01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:16,858 >> I'M DONE. 1748 01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:18,293 >> CAN I LOOK? 1749 01:18:18,294 --> 01:18:19,994 >> MM-HMM. 1750 01:18:23,265 --> 01:18:24,065 [ SIGHS ] 1751 01:18:24,066 --> 01:18:25,733 IT'S NOT QUITE TO SCALE. 1752 01:18:25,734 --> 01:18:28,403 I'M A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 1753 01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:50,792 >> ASSHOLE. 1754 01:18:50,793 --> 01:18:51,726 >> I'M AN ASSHOLE? 1755 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,394 >> YEAH! 1756 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:56,297 >> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TURNED INTO MOTHER FUCKING TERESA OVERNIGHT. 1757 01:18:56,298 --> 01:18:57,865 >> I'M JUST DOING MY BEST. 1758 01:18:57,866 --> 01:18:59,100 I'M -- I'M JUST TRYING. 1759 01:18:59,101 --> 01:19:02,103 >> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 1760 01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:03,905 HELP ME ADJUST TO MY NEW LIFE? 1761 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:05,506 HELP ME CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY? 1762 01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:08,476 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FUCKING FRIEND! 1763 01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:10,111 >> [ Voice breaking ] I AM. 1764 01:19:10,112 --> 01:19:11,713 >> THEN QUIT JERKING ME AROUND 1765 01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:12,747 WITH THIS ART-THERAPY SHIT. 1766 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,549 I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING PITY, 1767 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:16,017 OKAY? 1768 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,785 AND A FUCKING ASHTRAY ISN'T GONNA MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING. 1769 01:19:17,786 --> 01:19:21,589 SO IF YOU NEED SOME SHORT, LITTLE PROJECT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE WORTH LIVING, 1770 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,292 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE GYM AND REHABILITATE YOUR DRAGGY, 1771 01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:26,828 FUCKING USED-UP, OLD, NASTY ASS, 1772 01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,498 THEN MAYBE YOUR HUSBAND WOULD FUCK YOU! 1773 01:19:36,805 --> 01:19:39,073 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1774 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,381 [ CLATTER ] 1775 01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:56,658 >> HELLO? 1776 01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,285 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1777 01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:05,887 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1778 01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:07,955 >> HELLO? 1779 01:22:14,363 --> 01:22:14,796 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1780 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:18,766 >> HI. 1781 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:21,302 I WAS JUST GONNA TAKE A BATH. 1782 01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:22,203 >> WAIT. 1783 01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:24,272 >> WHAT? 1784 01:22:32,014 --> 01:22:34,081 WHAT'S THIS? 1785 01:22:34,082 --> 01:22:34,715 >> IT'S AN APOLOGY FOR... 1786 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:40,087 EVERYTHING. 1787 01:22:45,828 --> 01:22:46,360 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN. 1788 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:52,967 HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHO YOU ARE, 1789 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:55,102 WHY I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1790 01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:58,406 >> [ SOBS ] 1791 01:23:00,909 --> 01:23:02,777 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 1792 01:23:02,778 --> 01:23:04,378 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 1793 01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:06,047 >> NO. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1794 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,384 >> KELLY. 1795 01:23:10,385 --> 01:23:12,453 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1796 01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:19,794 KEL. 1797 01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:21,329 >> [ SOBS ] 1798 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:24,966 >> ARE YOU OKAY? 1799 01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:28,402 LOOK, KELLY, I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, BUT I... 1800 01:23:28,403 --> 01:23:30,404 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1801 01:23:30,405 --> 01:23:34,041 >> [ SOBBING ] 1802 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:37,278 >> YOU KNOW, I'M NEW TO THIS, TOO. 1803 01:23:37,279 --> 01:23:39,347 I'M TRYING. 1804 01:23:49,157 --> 01:23:51,959 WELL, I'M GOING TO BED. 1805 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,629 >> [ SOBBING ] 1806 01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:56,697 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 1807 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:11,445 [ JACKSON CRYING ] 1808 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:35,336 HEY. 1809 01:24:35,337 --> 01:24:36,904 HEY. 1810 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,109 HEY. 1811 01:24:42,110 --> 01:24:44,178 [ JACKSON CRYING ] 1812 01:24:47,516 --> 01:24:48,849 YEAH. I KNOW. 1813 01:24:52,054 --> 01:24:54,088 SHHH. 1814 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:54,689 SHHH. 1815 01:24:57,893 --> 01:25:00,094 SHHH. 1816 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:02,363 [ JACKSON COOING ] 1817 01:25:22,084 --> 01:25:23,084 THANKS, BEV. 1818 01:25:23,085 --> 01:25:24,585 >> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 1819 01:25:24,586 --> 01:25:26,487 >> ANYTHING INTERESTING? 1820 01:25:26,488 --> 01:25:27,188 >> THIS. 1821 01:25:27,189 --> 01:25:27,955 FANCY. 1822 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,256 MRS. KELLY COOPER. 1823 01:25:29,257 --> 01:25:31,092 >> LET ME SEE. 1824 01:25:31,093 --> 01:25:33,928 SPECIAL TEEN INITIATIVE. 1825 01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:36,130 >> IS THAT FROM THE YOUNG MAN YOU WERE MENTORING? 1826 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:39,166 >> I THINK SO. 1827 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:41,268 >> WHAT'S IT SAY? 1828 01:25:41,269 --> 01:25:48,142 >> IT SAYS "YOU ARE INVITED TO A SPECIAL EXHIBITION THIS SATURDAY." 1829 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:53,314 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. 1830 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:55,816 LOOK WHO CAME BACK FOR ANOTHER POTTERY LESSON. 1831 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:58,753 >> I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. 1832 01:25:58,754 --> 01:25:59,954 >> WHAT? 1833 01:25:59,955 --> 01:26:03,224 >> UM, THIS THING... 1834 01:26:03,225 --> 01:26:06,160 THAT WE HAVE BETWEEN US, IT WAS WRONG. 1835 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,696 AND I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT, AND I 1836 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:11,032 SHOULDN'T HAVE, UH, LET IT GO AS 1837 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:12,299 FAR AS IT DID. 1838 01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:15,436 AND I...THOUGHT WE WERE BEING FRIENDS. 1839 01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:17,038 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD MYSELF. 1840 01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:18,739 BUT I -- WE HAVE TO JUST -- 1841 01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,007 >> YOU'RE SERIOUS. 1842 01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:23,210 >> I HAVE A HUSBAND, AND I HAVE A BABY. 1843 01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:26,447 AND I'M LIKE TWICE YOUR AGE. 1844 01:26:26,448 --> 01:26:28,015 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A GROWNUP. 1845 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,650 I-I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER LET IT 1846 01:26:29,651 --> 01:26:30,951 GET AS FAR AS IT DID. 1847 01:26:30,952 --> 01:26:32,019 [ DRUMS BANGING ] 1848 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,987 >> WHAT'S THAT? 1849 01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:36,157 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 1850 01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:38,159 SPEAK UP! 1851 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,795 >> I'M SORRY! 1852 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,029 I'M SORRY! 1853 01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:44,098 >> DON'T! 1854 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:04,485 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 1855 01:27:15,697 --> 01:27:17,064 >> HOW ARE YOU? 1856 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:18,265 HOW'S EVERYBODY? 1857 01:27:18,266 --> 01:27:19,633 >> HOW ARE YOU? 1858 01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:21,702 [ BICYCLE SPOKES CLICKING ] 1859 01:27:33,281 --> 01:27:35,549 [ JACKSON YAWNS ] 1860 01:27:59,074 --> 01:28:01,308 >> SO, YOU GONNA GO TO THAT 1861 01:28:01,309 --> 01:28:02,910 ART-SHOW THING? 1862 01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:04,278 >> HMM? 1863 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,947 >> THAT SPECIAL-TEEN THING? 1864 01:28:11,553 --> 01:28:12,219 >> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 1865 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,325 >> SO, HE'S STILL DOING ART, HUH? 1866 01:28:18,326 --> 01:28:20,060 I MEAN, 'CAUSE OF YOU? 1867 01:28:20,061 --> 01:28:20,694 >> YEAH. 1868 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,966 >> WELL, GUESS I WAS WRONG ABOUT 1869 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:28,035 THAT SHITTY POTTERY. 1870 01:28:32,707 --> 01:28:34,742 KIDDING. 1871 01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:37,144 NOW, UM... 1872 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,113 ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S PRETTY 1873 01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:40,314 COOL. 1874 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,081 YOU, UH, REALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE IN HIS LIFE. 1875 01:28:44,352 --> 01:28:46,420 >> THANKS. 1876 01:28:55,363 --> 01:28:57,631 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 1877 01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,378 >> DO YOU LIKE IT? 1878 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,013 >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1879 01:29:46,014 --> 01:29:48,782 >> HERE AND THERE. 1880 01:29:48,783 --> 01:29:50,417 I HAD TO GET READY FOR THE SHOW, 1881 01:29:50,418 --> 01:29:50,851 FIND A KILN, GET IT ALL FIRED UP. 1882 01:29:54,756 --> 01:29:57,258 >> WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE WITH MY NAME ON IT? 1883 01:29:57,259 --> 01:29:58,759 >> HOPEFULLY WINNING THE GRAND 1884 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,861 JURY PRIZE IN THE ART SHOW FOR RETARDS. 1885 01:30:00,862 --> 01:30:02,863 MIGHT WANT TO UNHAND ME, BY THE WAY. 1886 01:30:02,864 --> 01:30:04,465 YOU'RE BASICALLY ASSAULTING A 1887 01:30:04,466 --> 01:30:05,966 HANDICAPPED TEENAGER IN PUBLIC 1888 01:30:05,967 --> 01:30:08,035 RIGHT NOW. 1889 01:30:11,339 --> 01:30:13,807 >> THAT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT. 1890 01:30:13,808 --> 01:30:15,442 >> THAT'S BETTER. 1891 01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:17,378 NOW IT JUST SEEMS LIKE WE'RE 1892 01:30:17,379 --> 01:30:19,446 HAVING A LOVER'S SPAT. 1893 01:30:26,288 --> 01:30:28,589 STOP PUSHING ME, ALL RIGHT? 1894 01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:29,423 >> THAT WAS BETWEEN US. 1895 01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:30,758 >> THERE IS NO "US." 1896 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:32,760 I-I-I THINK YOU MADE THAT VERY CLEAR. 1897 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:34,828 >> THAT MOMENT, I DID IT BECAUSE 1898 01:30:34,829 --> 01:30:36,797 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, AND I 1899 01:30:36,798 --> 01:30:38,699 DIDN'T WANT YOU SLIPPING AWAY 1900 01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:40,801 AND OPTING OUT, AND I WANTED YOU 1901 01:30:40,802 --> 01:30:42,002 TO STOP FEELING SORRY FOR 1902 01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:43,971 YOURSELF AND START LIVING. 1903 01:30:43,972 --> 01:30:45,406 >> WRONG. 1904 01:30:45,407 --> 01:30:47,007 YOU FELT SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND YOU WERE JERKING ME AROUND 1905 01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:48,575 SO YOU COULD GET MORE FUCKING ATTENTION. 1906 01:30:48,576 --> 01:30:49,777 >> IT'S NOT TRUE. >> COME ON. 1907 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,412 JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT, ALL RIGHT? 1908 01:30:51,413 --> 01:30:53,447 YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING COCK TEASE! 1909 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:54,481 [ PEOPLE GASP ] 1910 01:30:54,482 --> 01:30:56,050 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1911 01:30:56,051 --> 01:30:56,850 >> CAL. 1912 01:30:56,851 --> 01:30:58,485 I'M SO SORRY. 1913 01:30:58,486 --> 01:31:01,889 I-I-I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WOULD MAKE HIM SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1914 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:02,189 >> WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THE IDEA TO SCULPT A NAKED WOMAN, MOTHER? 1915 01:31:05,593 --> 01:31:06,493 WASN'T FROM RODIN. 1916 01:31:06,494 --> 01:31:08,429 >> CALVIN, LET'S JUST CALM DOWN, 1917 01:31:08,430 --> 01:31:08,796 OKAY, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT IS COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTHS BEFORE WE TALK. 1918 01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,901 >> IT WAS HER PARADING AROUND 1919 01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:15,836 WITH HER TITS OUT, BEGGING ME TO 1920 01:31:15,837 --> 01:31:17,271 LOOK AND HER KISSING ME AND 1921 01:31:17,272 --> 01:31:18,839 GIVING ME A FUCKING LAP DANCE 1922 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,342 AND THEN PRETENDING LIKE IT MEANT NOTHING. 1923 01:31:21,343 --> 01:31:24,244 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I CALLED IT "KELLY"? 1924 01:31:24,245 --> 01:31:25,612 TELL HER. >> THAT'S -- 1925 01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:26,780 >> COME ON. >> THAT'S ENOUGH. 1926 01:31:26,781 --> 01:31:27,514 >> TELL HER. 1927 01:31:27,515 --> 01:31:29,750 >> TELL ME WHAT? 1928 01:31:29,751 --> 01:31:31,318 >> IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. 1929 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,020 [ Voice breaking ] IT WASN'T 1930 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:33,754 LIKE THAT. 1931 01:31:33,755 --> 01:31:35,889 WASN'T LIKE THAT. 1932 01:31:35,890 --> 01:31:38,459 WASN'T LIKE THAT. 1933 01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:39,526 [ GASPS ] 1934 01:31:42,931 --> 01:31:44,665 >> YOU SHOULD GO. 1935 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,533 >> JOSH, WAIT! 1936 01:31:49,938 --> 01:31:51,538 WAIT! 1937 01:31:51,539 --> 01:31:52,873 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! 1938 01:31:52,874 --> 01:31:53,874 >> REALLY? REALLY? 1939 01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:55,042 THEN WHAT IS IT, KEL? 1940 01:31:55,043 --> 01:31:57,644 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS SHOULD NOT BE CONFUSING. 1941 01:31:57,645 --> 01:31:58,479 >> IT'S STUPID. 1942 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,547 IT'S A PUPPY-LOVE CRUSH. 1943 01:32:00,548 --> 01:32:03,884 >> HE MADE A LIFE-SIZE NUDE SCULPTURE OF YOU -- A PRETTY 1944 01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:06,687 ACCURATE ONE, TOO -- AND PUBLICLY DISPLAYED IT. 1945 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:07,688 I MEAN, CHRIST. 1946 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:08,555 >> IT'S NOTHING! 1947 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:09,857 IT'S NOTHING, I SWEAR! 1948 01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:11,392 I JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 1949 01:32:11,393 --> 01:32:12,192 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 1950 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:13,560 SO NATURALLY YOU THOUGHT A-A 1951 01:32:13,561 --> 01:32:14,928 TEENAGE BOY WOULD BE THE PERFECT 1952 01:32:14,929 --> 01:32:16,330 PERSON TO POUR YOUR HEART OUT 1953 01:32:16,331 --> 01:32:17,131 TO, RIGHT? 1954 01:32:17,132 --> 01:32:18,198 BECAUSE, WELL, I MEAN, HELL, 1955 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:19,533 THEY'RE LEGENDARY FOR BEING 1956 01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:20,534 SENSITIVE AND INSIGHTFUL. 1957 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,902 I MEAN, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1958 01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:23,137 >> MAYBE IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME 1959 01:32:23,138 --> 01:32:24,671 THAT ANYBODY COULD EVER LOOK AT 1960 01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:26,707 ME LIKE THAT ANYMORE! 1961 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:29,143 >> KELLY, HE'S A CHILD. 1962 01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:30,210 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 1963 01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:31,578 >> I DON'T KNOW, AND I WAS JUST 1964 01:32:31,579 --> 01:32:33,080 LONELY, AND YOU WERE -- 1965 01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:35,816 >> OH, MY GOD. 1966 01:32:35,817 --> 01:32:36,784 >> AND YOU WERE GONE ALL THE TIME! >> YEAH, I WAS GONE! 1967 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:37,584 I WAS AT WORK! 1968 01:32:37,585 --> 01:32:38,819 I WAS AT WORK! 1969 01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:40,387 >> PROBABLY WITH YOUR SECRETARY! 1970 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:41,221 >> OH, MY GOD. 1971 01:32:41,222 --> 01:32:42,589 ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? 1972 01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:44,925 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TRY AND TURN THIS AROUND ON ME? 1973 01:32:44,926 --> 01:32:45,893 REALLY? 1974 01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,528 I WAS WORKING MY ASS OFF, KELLY, 1975 01:32:47,529 --> 01:32:49,530 FOR YOU, FOR JACKSON. 1976 01:32:49,531 --> 01:32:50,497 FOR US. 1977 01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:51,899 >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1978 01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:52,566 >> MY PARENTS. 1979 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:53,901 >> WHAT ABOUT JACKSON? 1980 01:32:53,902 --> 01:32:55,903 >> NOW YOU ASK. 1981 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:58,172 >> JOSH, WILL YOU JUST TALK TO ME? 1982 01:33:27,869 --> 01:33:30,471 >> THE BABY'S WITH JOSH. 1983 01:33:30,472 --> 01:33:33,373 HE'S FINE. 1984 01:33:33,374 --> 01:33:34,374 I JUST, UH, STOPPED BY TO GATHER A FEW THINGS. 1985 01:33:37,645 --> 01:33:39,046 [ SIGHS ] 1986 01:33:39,047 --> 01:33:40,114 JOSH WANTS TO CRASH ON OUR COUCH FOR A WHILE. 1987 01:33:43,585 --> 01:33:46,019 IF WE'RE OKAY WITH IT. 1988 01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:48,088 AND WE ARE. 1989 01:33:56,698 --> 01:33:58,065 >> [ SOBS ] 1990 01:33:58,066 --> 01:34:01,001 >> A BABY CHANGES MARRIAGE IN WAYS NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. 1991 01:34:04,906 --> 01:34:08,742 IF THERE'S A CRACK BEFORE, IT TENDS TO WIDEN. 1992 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,915 HE LOVES YOU. 1993 01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:19,353 BUT YOU CAN ONLY PUSH SOMEONE AWAY SO OFTEN. 1994 01:34:22,690 --> 01:34:25,526 GIVE IT TIME. 1995 01:34:25,527 --> 01:34:27,594 OKAY? 1996 01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:57,024 >> [ SOBS QUIETLY ] 1997 01:35:04,732 --> 01:35:05,766 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1998 01:35:08,970 --> 01:35:09,770 JOSH. 1999 01:35:09,771 --> 01:35:10,571 >> Kelly? 2000 01:35:10,572 --> 01:35:12,306 This is Cal's mother. 2001 01:35:12,307 --> 01:35:13,340 >> OH. HI. 2002 01:35:13,341 --> 01:35:14,074 HELLO. 2003 01:35:14,075 --> 01:35:15,642 >> Is Cal there? 2004 01:35:15,643 --> 01:35:19,179 >> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THE GALLERY. 2005 01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:20,981 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 2006 01:35:20,982 --> 01:35:21,982 [ Phone hangs up ] 2007 01:35:21,983 --> 01:35:24,051 HELLO? 2008 01:35:49,010 --> 01:35:51,078 [ ALARM BLARING ] 2009 01:36:33,187 --> 01:36:36,456 CAL! 2010 01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:38,592 CAL! 2011 01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:41,361 YOU GOT EVERYBODY WORRIED ABOUT YOU! 2012 01:36:41,362 --> 01:36:44,398 I'MWORRIED ABOUT YOU! 2013 01:36:44,399 --> 01:36:44,798 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2014 01:36:48,336 --> 01:36:49,803 >> I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 2015 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:52,172 >> YOU BROKE INTO A PUBLIC BUILDING. 2016 01:36:52,173 --> 01:36:54,775 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT? 2017 01:36:54,776 --> 01:36:55,876 >> I HAVE A MASK. 2018 01:36:55,877 --> 01:36:57,177 THEY CAN'T I.D. ME. 2019 01:36:57,178 --> 01:36:57,944 AND GLOVES. 2020 01:36:57,945 --> 01:36:58,812 NO FINGERPRINTS. 2021 01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:00,814 >> HOW MANY WHEELCHAIR BANDITS 2022 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,884 DO YOU THINK ARE OUT THERE, HUH? 2023 01:37:03,885 --> 01:37:06,153 COME ON. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 2024 01:37:10,958 --> 01:37:13,994 CAL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 2025 01:37:13,995 --> 01:37:14,861 COME ON. 2026 01:37:14,862 --> 01:37:15,696 CAL! 2027 01:37:18,866 --> 01:37:21,635 CAL. 2028 01:37:21,636 --> 01:37:23,837 COME ON. 2029 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,907 COME ON. TALK TO ME. 2030 01:37:32,814 --> 01:37:33,880 >> [ SNIFFS ] 2031 01:37:33,881 --> 01:37:36,717 HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK THAT 2032 01:37:36,718 --> 01:37:38,185 ONE PERSON CAN HAVE THEIR HEART 2033 01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:40,987 BROKEN IN A YEAR AND SURVIVE? 2034 01:37:40,988 --> 01:37:43,023 EVERY TIME THAT YOU PUT SOMEONE 2035 01:37:43,024 --> 01:37:44,891 UP ON A PEDESTAL, THEY JUST SHOW 2036 01:37:44,892 --> 01:37:47,728 YOU HOW THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE THERE. 2037 01:37:47,729 --> 01:37:49,229 I MEAN, I TRIED TO LIFT BAILEY UP. 2038 01:37:49,230 --> 01:37:50,597 I TRIED TO CLIMB TOO HIGH, AND 2039 01:37:50,598 --> 01:37:52,265 I... 2040 01:37:52,266 --> 01:37:53,800 FELL. 2041 01:37:53,801 --> 01:37:56,603 AND THEN I DID IT WITH YOU. 2042 01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,205 MY BLUE LADY. 2043 01:37:58,206 --> 01:37:59,039 >> CAL -- 2044 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:00,407 >> I REALIZE NOW THAT I SHOULD 2045 01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:01,908 HAVE -- I SHOULD HAVE NEVER 2046 01:38:01,909 --> 01:38:03,043 TALKED TO YOU. 2047 01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:04,878 I MEAN, I HAD UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS. 2048 01:38:04,879 --> 01:38:06,413 I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROKEN DOWN 2049 01:38:06,414 --> 01:38:09,716 MY WALL OF ILLUSION. 2050 01:38:12,854 --> 01:38:15,922 YOU PAINT A PICTURE OF SOMEONE 2051 01:38:15,923 --> 01:38:19,359 THAT YOU WANT TO SEE. 2052 01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:20,694 AND THE REALITY NEVER MEASURES UP. 2053 01:38:23,965 --> 01:38:25,232 [ SIGHS ] 2054 01:38:25,233 --> 01:38:25,399 I TOOK MY BLUE LADY OFF HER PEDESTAL. 2055 01:38:28,970 --> 01:38:31,238 >> OKAY, I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE 2056 01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:33,173 SAYING, ALL RIGHT, AND I 2057 01:38:33,174 --> 01:38:36,576 COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOU. 2058 01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:39,179 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE GO 2059 01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:41,181 GET SOME COFFEE AND WE'LL 2060 01:38:41,182 --> 01:38:43,550 CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION? 2061 01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:44,851 WE CAN GO TO THE DINER OR SOMETHING. 2062 01:38:48,189 --> 01:38:48,989 >> [ GRUNTS ] 2063 01:38:48,990 --> 01:38:51,291 >> [ GASPS ] 2064 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:53,560 [ CAR HORN HONKS ] 2065 01:38:57,298 --> 01:38:58,532 [ SIGHS ] 2066 01:38:59,367 --> 01:39:01,935 >> [ SIGHS ] SHIT. 2067 01:39:05,006 --> 01:39:07,674 SEE? NOW WE'RE BOTH BROKEN. 2068 01:39:12,013 --> 01:39:14,080 >> COME ON. 2069 01:39:20,988 --> 01:39:23,223 >> GRADUATION'S NEXT WEEK. 2070 01:39:23,224 --> 01:39:24,991 >> YEAH? 2071 01:39:24,992 --> 01:39:26,626 YOU GONNA GO? 2072 01:39:26,627 --> 01:39:28,328 >> I DON'T KNOW. 2073 01:39:28,329 --> 01:39:29,930 APPARENTLY THEY'RE TRYING TO 2074 01:39:29,931 --> 01:39:31,631 GIVE ME SOME KIND OF, LIKE, A SCHOLARSHIP FOR WINNING THE ART SHOW. 2075 01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:36,636 >> WHO? SPECIAL TEENS? 2076 01:39:36,637 --> 01:39:38,238 >> SPECIAL TEENS, YEAH. 2077 01:39:38,239 --> 01:39:39,005 >> NO SHIT. 2078 01:39:39,006 --> 01:39:41,041 DOES IT STILL COUNT IF YOU 2079 01:39:41,042 --> 01:39:42,943 OBLITERATED THE WINNING ENTRY? 2080 01:39:42,944 --> 01:39:45,979 >> MM-HMM. I TOOK PICTURES. 2081 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:48,315 >> WHY DO YOU DO THAT, CAL? 2082 01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:48,515 DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT YOU MAKE? 2083 01:39:51,853 --> 01:39:53,253 >> I DON'T KNOW. 2084 01:39:53,254 --> 01:39:56,990 I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE I'M A BUDDHIST AND I'M HIGHLIGHTING 2085 01:39:56,991 --> 01:39:59,993 THE IMPERMANENCE OF THINGS, YOU KNOW. 2086 01:39:59,994 --> 01:40:01,628 >> YEAH, I'M SURE THAT'S IT. 2087 01:40:01,629 --> 01:40:03,997 >> COULD BE LIKE -- LIKE A HINDU, YOU KNOW. 2088 01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:06,032 REMINDING EVERYONE THE OTHER 2089 01:40:06,033 --> 01:40:07,167 HALF OF CREATION IS DESTRUCTION. BRAHMA AND SHIVA. 2090 01:40:10,371 --> 01:40:11,271 >> YEP. 2091 01:40:11,272 --> 01:40:13,673 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. 2092 01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:16,409 >> OR MAYBE I NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. 2093 01:40:16,410 --> 01:40:17,944 [ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW. 2094 01:40:17,945 --> 01:40:18,478 MAYBE THEY CAN TEACH ME THAT AT ART SCHOOL, LIKE, PREFERABLY 2095 01:40:22,283 --> 01:40:23,750 WITH THE USE OF RECREATIONAL DRUGGAGE. 2096 01:40:27,188 --> 01:40:29,823 >> HUGS, NOT DRUGS. 2097 01:40:29,824 --> 01:40:31,024 >> RIGHT. 2098 01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:32,592 'CAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS, SHORT AND PRECIOUS. 2099 01:40:35,796 --> 01:40:37,864 >> YEAH. 2100 01:40:42,637 --> 01:40:42,769 >> WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH, UH, 2101 01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:48,608 WITH JOSH? 2102 01:40:48,609 --> 01:40:50,677 >> I DON'T KNOW. 2103 01:40:54,448 --> 01:40:55,982 >> AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOU 2104 01:40:55,983 --> 01:40:57,083 AGAIN? 2105 01:41:00,488 --> 01:41:02,556 >> I-I DON'T KNOW. 2106 01:41:07,662 --> 01:41:11,097 >> I LOVE YOU. 2107 01:41:11,098 --> 01:41:13,366 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 2108 01:41:16,637 --> 01:41:18,705 >> I KNOW. 2109 01:41:26,414 --> 01:41:28,481 YOU'LL GET OVER IT. 2110 01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,788 I PROMISE. 2111 01:42:18,499 --> 01:42:20,567 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 2112 01:42:27,575 --> 01:42:29,142 >> HELLO, KELLY. 2113 01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:32,012 >> HI, BEV. 2114 01:42:32,013 --> 01:42:33,980 IS JOSH HERE? 2115 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:36,049 >> COME ON IN. 2116 01:42:39,887 --> 01:42:41,955 >> THANK YOU. 2117 01:42:45,292 --> 01:42:47,160 >> WAKE UP, JOSH. 2118 01:42:53,434 --> 01:42:56,169 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 2119 01:42:56,170 --> 01:42:59,172 >> I CAME TO APOLOGIZE. 2120 01:42:59,173 --> 01:43:01,441 >> OUTSIDE. 2121 01:43:06,514 --> 01:43:08,581 >> [ SIGHS ] 2122 01:43:19,460 --> 01:43:21,227 >> [ SIGHS ] 2123 01:43:21,228 --> 01:43:23,630 >> IS HE SLEEPING? 2124 01:43:23,631 --> 01:43:25,532 >> YEAH. 2125 01:43:25,533 --> 01:43:25,965 >> GOOD. 2126 01:43:29,270 --> 01:43:29,736 >> [ SIGHS ] 2127 01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:35,075 SO... 2128 01:43:35,076 --> 01:43:37,544 >> UM... 2129 01:43:37,545 --> 01:43:39,245 I'VE BEEN THINKING 2130 01:43:39,246 --> 01:43:40,914 [CLEARS THROAT] A LOT ABOUT YOU AND ME. 2131 01:43:45,086 --> 01:43:47,053 [ Voice breaking ] I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE WAY I TREATED YOU. 2132 01:43:50,257 --> 01:43:52,525 [ SOBS ] 2133 01:43:57,264 --> 01:44:00,333 AND I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING. 2134 01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:11,277 [ SNIFFLES ] 2135 01:44:11,278 --> 01:44:14,347 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK. 2136 01:44:19,620 --> 01:44:23,123 IT'S JUST LATELY I FELT LIKE I TOTALLY LOST WHO I WAS BEFORE JACKSON. 2137 01:44:26,727 --> 01:44:29,629 AND THEN I'D LOST YOU, AND... 2138 01:44:29,630 --> 01:44:29,829 AND I REALLY NEEDED YOU. 2139 01:44:33,300 --> 01:44:33,967 I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF. 2140 01:44:37,404 --> 01:44:39,405 AND I DON'T WANT TO. 2141 01:44:39,406 --> 01:44:40,740 >> ME NEITHER. 2142 01:44:44,078 --> 01:44:45,178 >> [ SNIFFLES ] 2143 01:44:48,616 --> 01:44:49,649 I SCREWED UP SO BAD. 2144 01:44:49,650 --> 01:44:50,316 >> STOP. STOP. 2145 01:44:50,317 --> 01:44:51,384 LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING. 2146 01:44:54,688 --> 01:44:54,821 I LOVE YOU. 2147 01:44:58,292 --> 01:45:00,360 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 2148 01:45:08,669 --> 01:45:10,937 I KNEW YOU NEEDED ME. 2149 01:45:10,938 --> 01:45:13,306 BUT I JUST -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 2150 01:45:17,645 --> 01:45:18,278 [ SIGHS ] 2151 01:45:21,882 --> 01:45:22,182 I GUESS WE NEED TO TRY HARDER. 2152 01:45:25,486 --> 01:45:27,353 BOTH OF US. 2153 01:45:31,592 --> 01:45:33,660 >> I'D LIKE THAT. 2154 01:45:50,110 --> 01:45:53,346 >> ♪ I LOOK BACK ♪ 2155 01:45:53,347 --> 01:45:53,746 ♪ THROUGH THE STORM ♪ 2156 01:45:57,117 --> 01:45:59,986 ♪ I LOOK BACK ♪ 2157 01:45:59,987 --> 01:46:00,220 ♪ 'CAUSE IT KEEPS ME WARM ♪ 2158 01:46:03,791 --> 01:46:06,492 ♪ AND ALL YOU LEARN IS YOU 2159 01:46:06,493 --> 01:46:07,760 REGRET ♪ 2160 01:46:07,761 --> 01:46:10,029 ♪ OH, YOU'RE WALKING DOWN 2161 01:46:10,030 --> 01:46:11,364 AGAIN ♪ 2162 01:46:11,365 --> 01:46:14,634 ♪ AND YOU CHANGE ♪ 2163 01:46:22,643 --> 01:46:25,211 ♪ I WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I 2164 01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:26,379 FEEL ♪ 2165 01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:29,415 ♪ WHEN I'M NOT THERE ♪ 2166 01:46:29,416 --> 01:46:29,816 ♪ I NEEDED SOMETHING TO BELIEVE ♪ 2167 01:46:33,420 --> 01:46:36,556 ♪ SOMETHING WE BOTH SHARE ♪ 2168 01:46:36,557 --> 01:46:36,789 ♪ IN A SECRET HIDING PLACE ♪ 2169 01:46:40,427 --> 01:46:43,363 ♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND ME THERE ♪ 2170 01:46:43,364 --> 01:46:46,399 ♪ AND YOU CHANGE ♪ 2171 01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:49,669 ♪ SLOWLY CHANGE ♪ 2172 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:50,797 ♪ CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE ♪ 2173 01:47:52,032 --> 01:47:54,233 ♪ AND YOU CHANGE ♪ 2174 01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:01,341 ♪ OH, YOU CHANGE ♪ 2175 01:48:01,342 --> 01:48:04,410 ♪ AND YOU CHANGE ♪ 2176 01:48:11,819 --> 01:48:13,786 [ NEW SONG PLAYING ] 140784