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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Afternoon, everyone.
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Woody, may I have
a beer, please?
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Oh, just a second,
Dr. Crane.
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I'm finishing up this article
in Newsweek on genetic coding.
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Do you understand it, Woody?
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No. Thank God
I'm almost finished.
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It says here in
Scientific American
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they've isolated the gene
that causes arthritis.
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What have you got there, Sam?
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Ad for hair conditioner.
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It says it makes your scalp
all tingly.
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Oh, I'm, I'm glad to see
that you're all making an effort
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to keep yourselves informed.
Yeah,
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once a week or so,
we do try
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to keep ourselves up
on current events.
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Okay, gentlemen, toss 'em in.
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I got a route to finish.
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(theme song begins)
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got �
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always
glad you came �
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� You wanna be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You wanna be where
everybody knows your name �
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� You wanna go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. �
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� I hear singing
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� And there's no one there �
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� I smell
blossoms �
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� But the trees
are bare �
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� All day long
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� I seem to walk on air
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� I wonder why...
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Lilith, Lilith, please get him
off the damned karaoke machine.
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Okay?
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He's been on there
for three days.
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Just make him stop.
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Yeah, y-you know him
better than anybody else.
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There's got to be
something you can do.
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I can only think of one thing,
but it's pretty drastic.
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Anything.
� I wonder why
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� I wonder why...
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� You don't need analyzing �
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� It is not so surprising
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� That you feel very
strange but nice... �
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Look who thinks
she's Eydie Gorm�.
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Eh... you know, she's got a nice
set of pipes for a shrink, huh?
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Beautiful.
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� ...just what's
the matter... �
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Hey, guys, listen up
for a second, will you?
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Fellas?
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Hey, Lilith!
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(whistling):
Lilith!
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Lilith, cut it, please.
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� ...on my shoulder.
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Sam, what's going on?
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I was enjoying that.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Always leave them
wanting more.
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Guys, listen up for a second.
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Will you, please?
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Uh, when Rebecca comes in,
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she's, uh, probably not going
to be feeling too good,
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so just take it easy on her.
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All right?
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What's the problem, Sam?
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Well, she called off
the whole wedding.
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Get out.
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SAM:
No, it's true.
I went over there last night.
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I tell you, she
was a real mess,
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but she was clear
about one thing:
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she does not
love the guy
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and there's no way
she's going to marry him.
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Good morning, everyone!
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Jonathan, thank God
you're here.
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I'm in such a rush.
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Now, I don't have any time
for those curlers,
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so you're going to
have to do your trick
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with the blow-dryer.
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Yeah, Sam,
she's in agony.
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Ordinarily, Sam, people
don't deal with depression
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by putting on a wedding dress
and acting giddy.
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Except maybe Clavin.
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Men don't get giddy.
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Yeah, right, nice.
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This is crazy.
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I got to go find out
what's happened.
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Way back on my head
or up forward like this,
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whichever way we decide.
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Hi, Sam.
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What are you doing?
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I know, I know.
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I said that I would never have
a traditional wedding,
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but, you know,
deep down inside,
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doesn't every girl want
to get married in white?
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What about all that stuff
you said last night?
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What stuff?
I wasn't even here last night.
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I know
you weren't here last night.
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You were at your apartment.
I was there with you.
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Remember?
Oh, don't be silly, Sam.
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I wouldn't let anybody
in that apartment.
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It's a mess.
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Oh, my God, she doesn't...
you don't remember, do you?
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Excuse us.
We're working here.
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Dear, I'll need
an extension cord for the dryer.
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Oh, sure.
Hey, yo, pal.
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Listen, I don't care
what you're doing here.
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Th-This happens to be the
most important thing that...
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You use this gel?
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I tried this.
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It just dries
my hair out.
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Are you touching it during
the critical drying stage?
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What do you think
I am, a rookie?
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You guys,
I have my new wedding dress
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and now all I need
is something old,
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something borrowed,
and something blue.
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How about Norm's liver?
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I am almost
finished with it.
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Uh, Rebecca,
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I'm probably way out
of line here, but, uh...
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I want you to know
what a great honor
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it would be for me
to sing at your wedding.
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Okay.
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Really? Cool!
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Jonathan,
I found the extension cord.
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We'll have to finish
down at City Hall.
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SAM:
Honey, now,
wait a minute.
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We were in your apartment
together.
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Don't you remember?
You came on to me.
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You said that you couldn't
possibly marry Robin
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because in your entire life
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you never had anyone
as exciting as me.
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My! Someone's full
of himself
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on my wedding day.
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Well, Sam, don't
just stand there.
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Yeah, you're right;
I got to find something
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to jog her memory.
No, no,
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you got to help me get
this machine in the car.
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I've got a gig.
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Test, testing.
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One, two.
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A-one, two, three, four.
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� Chong-ka-ka-chong-
ka-chong-ka-chong. �
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We're going to cook tonight.
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Hello, Doc.
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Yeah, boy, City Hall--
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the civil servant's home
away from home.
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Yeah, you know, whenever
the job gets me down, Norm,
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I just come around here
and roam the halls.
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Hey, pal, I thought we told you
never to come back here.
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How many times we
got to throw you out?
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Look, I-I'm with the wedding.
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Is that true, sir?
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Uh, yes, yeah, yeah, it is...
but, uh, stick around.
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(panting):
Oh, great, I'm not too late.
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Where's Rebecca?
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She's in there.
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What's all this junk?
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Oh, this is, uh,
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just some of her stuff.
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I broke into
her apartment.
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And you passed up
her stereo equipment for this?
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Stay a bartender, Sam.
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No, no, no.
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No, I'm just hoping
when she sees this--
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you know, smells the pizza--
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that it'll help bring back
her memory about last night.
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Hey... honey, Rebecca?
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Hi.
Sam, isn't that mine?
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Yeah, you bet it is.
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Here, open the pizza box.
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Look at that, huh?
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Some pizza with Canadian bacon
and pineapple and...
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look at your robe here with
Canadian bacon and pineapple.
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Huh?
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Now, does this all
remind you of something?
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(gasping):
Oh, God, oh, God,
I just remembered!
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, God, thank you!
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Th... I thought
I was going crazy.
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Yes, I remembered I left
my garter in my car.
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Would you get it
for me, please?
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Well, sure, but...
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(blubbering)
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I don't know why people get
so nutty during weddings.
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Hey, compared to some
cultures, we got it easy.
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Take the Wanobis
in Central Africa.
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Now, there's a ceremony.
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See, they get
the lovebirds
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and smear them with a mixture
of honey and sweet oil.
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Then it's off
to the anthill.
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Uh, this man's bothering me.
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We're talking...
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Why don't you come
with me, pal?
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We're going to that
little room downstairs?
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Yes, yes.
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Hey, Rebecca, this is...
wow, nice hair.
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I brought you some samples
I had in the car.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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Give us a yoo-hoo
if you like them.
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Honey.
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Honey...
Sam, where's my garter?
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Oh, I sent Woody
after it.
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Listen, sweetheart, we've been
friends for a long time, right?
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Right.
I hope you understand
that what I'm doing,
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I'm doing for you.
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I'm doing it out of our,
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our friendship
over the last four years.
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I'm doing it
because I care.
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Okay, Sam, go ahead.
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Snap out of it,
will you?!
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Let the fog lift here!
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You said that you
didn't love the guy!
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What the hell are you doing?!
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(knocking)
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Uh, Miss Howe, I couldn't find
your garter in your car,
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but I did find
these jumper cables.
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Woody, what am I going
to do with these?
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Well, they may not look
so great,
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but they, they'll probably
hold up your stockings.
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Of course,
they might leave a mark.
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Great, and what am I supposed
to do after the ceremony?
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Throw a tire iron
to the bridesmaids?
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All right, I'll be right back.
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SAM:
Oh, hell, I give up.
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You know, do what you want.
Marry Robin.
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I hope you'll be very happy,
waking up every morning to...
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(imitating Robin):
..."Good morning, Rebecca."
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Good morning, Rebecca.
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(chuckles)
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Darling,
I know it's bad luck
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to see the bride
before the wedding, but,
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well, I've, uh, lost my fortune;
I've been to prison.
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What more could happen to me?
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You know, I can't keep this
a secret any longer.
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Do you remember
the day we first made love
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and I surprised you
by flying in
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Bill Medley of the Righteous
Brothers to sing for you?
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Of course I do.
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That was a wonderful
present, Robin.
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Well, I thought
it would be sweet
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if, uh, I could find some way
to relive that memory
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on our wedding day, and now
that I'm finally unchained...
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� Oh... my love
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(gasping)
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� My darlin' �
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� I've hungered
for your touch... �
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My God!
256
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,700
It's the other
Righteous Brother!
257
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,300
Bobby Hatfield.
258
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,400
Oh, no, no, to me
259
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,400
he'll always be the other
Righteous Brother.
260
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,700
� ...so slowly...
I'm, uh, ready to start.
261
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,800
� And time...
262
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,200
Who's this bozo?
263
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,200
I'm Bobby Hatfield.
264
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,900
Yes, Robin gave him
to me as a present.
265
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000
He's going to sing
at my wedding.
266
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,700
Isn't that wonderful?
267
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,300
Oh.
268
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,800
So he's in
and I'm out?
269
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,100
Well, fine.
270
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,100
Instead of my
personal gift of song,
271
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,400
I'll just get you a
set of steak knives.
272
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,700
So you can cut out
my heart again.
273
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:58,100
Young man, would you make sure
everyone gets seated?
274
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,400
Oh, yes, Father.
275
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,900
I'm not a priest.
276
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,700
I'm a government official.
277
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,600
Oh. I'm sorry, Your Honor.
278
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,400
No, son, that would be a judge.
279
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,900
I'm a Justice
of the Peace.
280
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,600
Well, then, what
should I call you?
281
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,500
You can call me Ed.
282
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,800
Well, it looks like
283
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,500
I... I won't be singing
after all.
284
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,400
But Rebecca has
graciously invited me
285
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,000
to push the buttons
for Mr. Bobby Hatfield.
286
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,800
Let's see.
287
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,300
What number is
"Unchained Melody?"
288
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,500
U-14.
289
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,400
Yes, master.
290
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,000
("Unchained Melody" plays)
291
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:46,700
� Oh, my love
292
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,400
� My darling
293
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,800
That's a lovely song.
294
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,100
� I hunger
295
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,900
That's because we're
close to the speaker.
296
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,400
� For your touch...
297
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,200
Every time I hear that song,
298
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,800
it reminds me of the first time
we saw Ghost.
299
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:04,300
Hey, Lilith, songs do make you
remember things, right?
300
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,500
Oh, most definitely.
301
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,600
Music is perhaps one
of the most evocative
302
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,800
of the associative
stimuli.
303
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,100
� And I...
304
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,300
Some fascinating data-gathering
was done in 1957
305
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,000
in Brussels,
when the...
306
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,100
� So slowly...
307
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,700
They always leave when I get
to the interesting part.
308
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,400
� And time...
309
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,100
(instrumental intro plays
for "We've Got Tonight")
310
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200
It's okay.
311
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,500
It's her other
favorite song.
312
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,400
� We've got tonight... �
313
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,300
She sang it to me
just last night.
314
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:34,600
BOBBY:
� Who needs tomorrow?
315
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,200
� Let's make it last, babe �
316
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,500
� Let's find a way �
317
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,300
I know
I've heard this song before.
318
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,900
� Turn out the lights
319
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,100
I just can't remember when.
320
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,900
� Come on and hold my hand
321
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,200
It seems like it was...
322
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,400
� We got tonight, honey
Oh, God!
323
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,700
� Why don't you stay? �
324
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,100
� Why don't you stay? �
325
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,700
� Turn out the light...
326
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,200
Rebecca, this
is insanity!
327
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,600
Open the door!
328
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,700
Is she ready to go on
with the ceremony?
329
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,800
We're on a very tight
schedule here.
330
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,300
I have fishing licenses
to pass out.
331
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,900
Uh, well, there's got to be
another key someplace, Ed.
332
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,300
Second floor.
333
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,700
Security.
334
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800
Oh. You know, I just
don't understand this.
335
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,400
She's always seemed
so stable before.
336
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,500
Did you two ever
really talk?
337
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,500
Hey, guy, what's, uh...
what's going on?
338
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,700
Did I miss much?
339
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,900
Uh, no, not much.
340
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,900
Looks like the wedding
might be off.
341
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,600
What are you talking about?
342
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,000
After I spent all that time
tying tin cans
343
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,800
to the back of Robin's car
344
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,500
and spraying it
with shaving cream,
345
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,200
tying toilet paper to it?
346
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,400
Robin doesn't
have a car.
347
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,600
Oh.
348
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,000
It just irritates me.
349
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,200
I mean, I was all ready
to sing at this wedding,
350
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,000
and then you walk
in the door.
351
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,300
Well, naturally, you're
the better singer.
352
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,600
You're a professional.
353
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,300
Well, I'd be willing to bet
354
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400
that I'm a better psychiatrist
than you are.
355
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,600
Really?
356
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,700
Uh, how long
have you felt this way?
357
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,100
Then again, I
could be wrong.
358
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,100
Boy, I could sure go
for a taste of this cake.
359
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,900
We really don't need
this congratulations anymore.
360
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,500
No.
361
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,600
Not if they're not
getting married.
Hey.
362
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,800
Wow, we've really kind of made
a mess of this top part here.
363
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,200
CARLA:
Yeah.
Yeah.
364
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,400
Yeah, well, we'll just take out
the whole layer.
365
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,200
Okay.
CARLA:
Yeah!
366
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,900
Are you ready to go on
with the ceremony?
367
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,000
No. Not yet.
368
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,200
I need to work
a few things out.
369
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,900
I-I need somebody
to talk to.
370
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,100
Anybody.
371
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,400
I-I... I really
need some help!
372
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,900
(crowd murmuring)
373
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,600
REBECCA:
Not Paul!
374
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,400
I can't help somebody
who doesn't want to be helped.
375
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,500
You okay, honey?
376
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,500
No. I need time
to think.
377
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,000
I have to talk
to somebody about this.
378
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,300
I-I need to talk to somebody
379
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,400
so they can help me figure out
what my problem is.
380
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,900
Did you try talking to Paul?
381
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,300
(scoffs)
382
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,100
No, I did not talk to Paul!
383
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,500
Well, he's always helped me.
384
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,800
He's got a super
outlook on life.
385
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,700
You know,
386
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,600
when I heard that song
starting to play,
387
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,300
suddenly, it all
came back to me.
388
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,200
Everything that I said
last night.
389
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,800
Oh!
Oh, God, Sam!
390
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,100
Why is this happening to me?!
391
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,600
Because you don't love him.
392
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,100
I know. I did love him.
393
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,700
Well, m-maybe you loved
him when he was rich,
394
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,300
but that's different now.
395
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,100
What?! What are
you saying?
396
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,400
Are you saying that I
only cared about Robin
397
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,700
when he had money?
398
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,500
Well, it's the truth, isn't it?
399
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,400
How dare you tell me
400
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,800
that I only loved him
for his money!
401
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,800
I am not that shallow.
402
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,900
I am not that
superficial.
403
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
I am not that creepy!
404
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,800
You think that I only
loved him for his money.
405
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,200
Well, you are
wrong, buster,
406
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,100
and I'm gonna prove it.
407
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,100
Robin! Ed! Bobby!
408
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,100
Hit it!
409
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,900
("Unchained Melody" plays)
410
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,600
� Oh, my love...
411
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,100
Cliff, let's try to put
the cake back together.
412
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,500
Forget the cake.
413
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,300
How are we going to get
these presents re-wrapped?
414
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:42,600
� Hunger for your touch
415
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:51,000
� A long lonely time...
416
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,300
(tape clicks off)
417
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,900
Under the bylaws
418
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,700
of the Massachusetts
Fish and Game Commission...
419
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,900
Oops.
420
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,200
Sorry.
421
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,500
That's... that's
all right, Ed.
422
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,900
We've, um...
We've prepared our own vows.
423
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,900
ED:
Oh. Go ahead.
424
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,600
Shall I compare thee
to a Summer's day?
425
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,000
Thou art more lovely
and more temperate:
426
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,800
Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May
427
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:19,200
and Summer's lease have all
too short a stay:
428
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,600
Sometime too hot the eye
of heaven doth shine,
429
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,500
and often is his
gold complexion dimmed;
430
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,400
And every fair from fair
sometime declines,
431
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,800
by chance or nature's changing
course untrimmed;
432
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,100
But thy eternal Summer
shall not fade,
433
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,300
nor lose possession
of that fair thou owest;
434
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:42,900
Nor shall Death brag
thou wanderest in his shade
435
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:48,300
when in eternal lines
to time thou owest:
436
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,400
As long as men can breathe
437
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,600
or eyes can see,
438
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,700
so long lives this,
439
00:17:55,700 --> 00:18:00,400
and this gives life to thee.
440
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,800
R-Rebecca?
441
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,400
I only loved you
for your money.
442
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,500
REBECCA:
I'm hateful.
443
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,700
I am the most awful person
that I have ever met in my life.
444
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,700
I don't deserve to live.
445
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,800
Carla, what am I gonna do?
446
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,100
You could throw yourself
into the Charles.
447
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,500
I don't think so.
448
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,100
How about heaving yourself off
the Prudential Building?
449
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,200
That's a 52-story drop.
450
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,500
You hit the pavement,
451
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,300
they'll be scraping you up
with a spatula,
452
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,600
just like they do
in the cartoons!
453
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,500
Oh!
454
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,200
You know, Paul was right.
455
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,300
You can't help somebody
who doesn't want to be helped.
456
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,800
Aw, honey.
457
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,500
Sweetheart?
458
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,300
I-I know it's been a hell
of a day for you,
459
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,800
and we all really
feel bad for you,
460
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,300
but there's just
one more thing.
461
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,000
What?
462
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,700
Well, it's kind of
a good news-bad news thing.
463
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,900
Oh. What's the bad news?
464
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Well, the bad news is
465
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,200
Robin's outside,
and he wants to talk to you.
466
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,900
(groans)
Oh, my God.
467
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,700
What's the good news?
468
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,500
I lied about the good news.
469
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,300
Will you see him?
470
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,200
Hey, will you look at that!
471
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,600
Your hair still retained
its bounce!
472
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,700
I mean, that's something,
isn't it?
473
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,800
Rebecca?
474
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,900
What's going on?
475
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,100
Have I done something wrong?
476
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,300
Oh, no. Robin, it's not you.
477
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,400
It's me.
478
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,800
I don't understand.
479
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:20,000
Oh, I can't say this
to your face.
480
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,100
Please turn around.
481
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,500
Oh, gee, you've
got a cute butt.
482
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,300
Robin, I can't say this
to your butt.
483
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,200
Turn around again.
484
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,300
I don't love you, Robin.
485
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,600
When did this happen?
486
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,200
Well,
487
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,900
near as I can figure,
488
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,400
about the time they sealed
your safe deposit box.
489
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,300
But I thought you were the one
who didn't care about my money.
490
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,600
I thought you were the one
who was going to stand by me.
491
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:03,100
I thought I was your sweet baby.
492
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,800
No.
493
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,400
You was my rich baby.
494
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,700
All right, so,
495
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,300
you loved me
for my money.
496
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,600
Well, what if I were
to tell you
497
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,800
that I had $6 million
stashed away
498
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,800
in a money belt
before my arrest?
499
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,600
Now, would that make
any difference?
500
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,400
No.
501
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,200
No, it wouldn't.
502
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,800
I see.
503
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,000
(clicks tongue)
504
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,000
Well...
505
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,000
What's that?
506
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,700
$6 million.
507
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,600
Farewell, Rebecca.
508
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,900
Honey, I hope you don't mind,
but I was listening outside.
509
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,600
I can't believe
you turned down all that cash!
510
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,600
You're changing, honey.
511
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,800
That was the bravest thing
I've ever seen you do!
512
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:56,600
(sobbing):
I thought he was bluffing,
513
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,000
Sam!
514
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,300
Just let me go!
515
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,300
No! No!
516
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,900
No!
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