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Baby?

Baby?

Sampson?

Take it to the left
to go downstairs.

Call me if you need anything.

- Michelle!
- Mrs. Motago!

How was your first night?

It was amazing,
it was beautiful.

All blissful and
romantic, rawr!

Have you
seen my husband?

Uh, yes, Mr. Masago left
very early this morning.

Left?

He said had some urgent
business to attend.

He said he left you a note,

with his credit card
and his details,

and that you'd settle the bill

then join him for
some more loving.

He said I'd settle the bill?

Yes, he left you his
credit card, did he not, no?

He didn't leave you
his credit card?

You know what,
give me two minutes.

Two minutes.
Okay.

Sure.

There seems to be a little
bit of a misunderstanding.

My husband loves me, so he
wouldn't just leave like that.

This trip to the Seychelles
was all his idea,

such an amazing--
Mrs. Motago.

Two days ago, we are married.

- Mrs. Motago.
- My family loves him.

Mrs. Motago,
checkout is at 12.

All bills to be settled by
checkout, which is at 12.

Excuse me.

♪ One, two, three, four

♪ Maybe I shouldn't be

♪ So direct

♪ Maybe I should try to be

♪ A little more coy

♪ Maybe I should try to play

♪ Hard to get

♪ Maybe I should wait for you

♪ To make the first move

♪ But then life makes it all

♪ Up to me

♪ Why can't I be the one

♪ To pick him up this time

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

.

Deep down, we are meant to be.

One size.

I'll even do you one better.

You can cum inside me.

You know,
this market's full
of juicy things, eh?

I love juicy things.

Juicy is good.

Listen, how long are you here?

Maybe, we can meet up.

Yeah, man, I'm
down for whatever.

Uh, hi.

Lesego, this is my friend,
Gugu, the cock blocker.

Do you wanna be left
alone on a foreign island?

What?

He's nice.

Gugu, Lesego.

Actually, I have a
few questions for you,

before you propose to her.

Propose?

What's the first thing you
thought when you met her?

Uh.

When are you free
to meet her parents?

They're filthy rich, by the way.

How many times in a week
will you have sex with her?

Will you have sex with
her on her period?

Uh.

What am I saying, friend?

When are you free
for an HIV test?

Tomorrow?

Yeah.

No.

Keep walking, dog.

Look what you did.

Honey, you are a
piece of meat to him.

One bite of you and he was off.

What if I wanted to be
eaten like a piece of meat?

Standards.

If you want some really
good meat, look no further

than Joe's Freedom Chickens.

Please give it a try.

Aren't you the cutest?

Isn't she like?

Watch out little girl,

in 10 years time you could
be working for us, 'kay?

Or be like us.

Does that mean you
don't like chicken?

No.

No, no, we love chicken.

We're black.

You're paying for the chicken,
.

I saved you bitch.

Don't call me bitch.

Mm.

Let's have two hot chickens.

Spicy and well-done.

Where the hell is Thabang?

How much?

25.

Pay the man.

Huh?

Pay the man.

Mm, delicious.

Yeah, home cooked,
grown free-range chicken.

Mm.

Is that code for something?

Why can't you just
say what you mean?

All this innuendo, actually,

do you wanna have
sex with my friend?

Friend!

Actually, when was the last
time you went for an HIV test?

You get HIV from intercourse,

are you going to
have intercourse?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If you stay any longer.

Did somebody hit on her?

When does anyone
not hit on her?

You know what, they
can eat shit and die.

I'm not gonna conform
for those perverts.

You are hot,

of course those guys
are gonna hit on you.

Even those who are
a waste of yellow.

Sorry, bitch, who are you
calling a waste of yellow?

Hey, there's only one
,

and I.

Guys, just help me push.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, lover.

These heels weren't
made for pushing, sorry.

Heels,.

These arms were not
meant for pushing.

Are you serious?

You're not gonna help me push?

Dude, let's just help her.

this is not how I intend

on spending my day.

Thabang, just
shut up and push!

Okay.

Yeah!

Bye bitches!

It's getting worse, no?

Huh, like a cancer.

You,

My sister, what's this?

My sister,

Like a window.

- Window?
- That's a tail light.

Ew, ugh.

It's the intercourse
lady, daddy.

Yes, it is, my baby.

So the
chickens gonna be okay?

Well, you know, chickens
get spooked very easily.

And if they get too
scared, they don't grow up.

And if they get too spooked,

they won't even lay
their eggs properly.

So your point is?

My point is, it doesn't
make any sense to be afraid

of something that is
even more scared of you.

Well, FIY, Miss Know-it-All,
I'm not afraid of chickens.

I'm just, uh, cautious.

Yeah, right, chicken.

My career.

Nana, let's go home.

Two, three, four.

How about a lift?

How about a lift?

Free, no strings attached.

This fiscal was very
tough for every ad agency.

The tight economic situation
saw every corporate

cut their budgets
by almost half.

Some companies managed
to weather the storm.

But this agency,
was not so lucky.

This fiscal, we'll make sure

that we are not
licking any wounds.

So let's start with
something very mundane.

Something that does not
require a paradigm shift.

Something that needs no
revelation, or an epiphany.

Something as simple
as punctuality.

In the world of advertising,

when a cheetah chases
a fast gazelle,

what's the most important move
for a cheetah to remember?

To catch the
gazelle or starve.

That's the rule,
not the objective.

What are rules without
an objective, sir?

What's a gazelle?

It's like a gay.

What's an employee
without a job?

On a more serious note, if the
cheetah starts to run late,

the whole objective is lost,

irregardless of how
fast the predator is.

Irrespective.

I beg your pardon?

The negative prefix
and the negative suffix

both mean the same thing,

so they essentially
cancel themselves out.

So the word irregardless
is redundant.

You see, team?

It's very disingenuous to
deflect the conversation

because the agenda, the
topic, does not suit you.

That tells me that you
are not a team player.

That tells me that you
think of yourself first.

That tells me that you
are not to be trusted.

That is a fundamental we are not

willing to encourage
here at Rightstuff,

especially if we are to
weather the coming storms.

And that is why you're
here and he's there.

Right,
now, where was I?

You were talking about
ideologies and philosophies.

Ah, thank you.

Now remember,

it does not count if you
do not play as a team.

Thank you.

So let's hear it for the man.

Now the board decided to
headhunt this bright young man

to basically shake
things up here.

He'll be heading up the
client services department.

In effect, he will
be everyone's boss,

expect mine, of course.

He comes to us with great
zest, vast experience,

and he's also the
bearer of gifts.

You see this golden goose

is gonna be pumping a lot
of money, guilt money,

or CSIR money, as
they like to call it,

into this initiative.

And thanks to Dumile here,
they picked Rightstuff

to execute this project.

Yes indeed.

So please, be a team player.

And familiarize yourselves
with this brief.

For the next six months
you will eat, sleep,

and make love to this project,

and of course you report
directly to myself, your boss.

So don't let us down.

Most importantly, don't
let write stuff down.

So each team will
have to find at least

one registered SMNE

with no history of
ever being advertised.

What we need to do now
is design a campaign

across all platforms, then
they'll assess what impact

the campaign has
had on the business.

So what?

So that the idiots
who invented the stupid

can thump their chests and go,

uh, see, advertisement
really, really works.

So are we doing this?

Oh hell yeah.

I don't know, guys.

The only way to get
back at Mr. Irregardless

is to actually do
this and win it.

No, sir, we don't
offer start up capital.

When advertising in
marketing company.

That's correct, Rightstuff
Marketing and Publicity,

we're in Johannesburg.

Yes, we offer
marketing services.

Um, no, sir, I haven't
considered a career in radio.

Um, you can get funding
from the government.

Sir, if it'll be okay can we
get back to talking business?

No, sir, I can't
give you funding, no.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Okay, thanks, I'll
consider a career in radio.

Friend, tell me, that
dude, um, the chicken guy.

The one who bumped into you,
is his company registered?

I don't know.

Well maybe instead of wasting
our time with these losers,

we could find out.

Mm-mm, 'cause I don't
like where this is going now.

Joe, hi.

I'm just saying, okay,
the guy keeps popping up

all over your radar.

If you ask me, I think
someone likes you.

Look, I know you don't like
hearing it, but I'm just saying,

if you wanna get to the
bottom of what makes this guy

golden goose worthy, maybe
you should, I don't know,

cozy him up a little bit.

Anna, no.

Really?

You get to know the guy better,

and get us to win this thing.

Friend, that was three
and a half years ago,

it's time to make
some new memories.

Look, I know, maybe not
the best of circumstances

but

Oh, Gugu, you're the type
that only really thinks

about herself and when
it matters the most,

you let your team down.

That's so low, dude.

Fine, I'll do it but you
guys owe me big time.

Get away, get away,
get away bitches.

Get away!

Joe Kateve began his business
about seven years ago

with a mere 300 rand.

His father and mother
worked on a farm in the fall

and slaved so he could
get an education.

Using the knowledge of poultry
farming that he learned

from his father and
business acumen from UJ,

he bought 10 boiler chicks
that he bred himself

till he could sell them use the
profit to buy more chickens.

Okay so what makes him the
perfect golden goose candidate?

Because he's a hard worker.

Oh, so he's not
a smart worker?

Is there a difference?

A huge difference.

Look, Joe built his
business from nothing,

with no loans, no
grants, no anything.

What business has he built?

All I see is a guy
selling chickens.

Okay, let me put
it to you this way:

why can't I be the perfect
golden goose candidate?

Because you can't.

Well what if I can?

Am I not a hard worker?

Did I not work my way
up from the bottom?

Did I not study twice as hard?

Do I not have the potential of
growing my business venture?

Until you have an answer,
you don't have a candidate.

Send the next team on
your way out, please.

Thank you.

How's that for dumb luck?

Gugu.

Ah, have a seat.

Look, I'm not here
to make friends,

I'm just getting the job done.

But something about you
tells me that you're the type

to go for exactly
what she wants.

You think you know me?

I'm not fighting with you.

I like you.

I like your character.

I think you've got spunk.

I like the fact that
you don't suck up.

I like a feisty woman.

I'm sorry, sir, but I really
have a lot of work to do.

I want you to be, for
a lack of a better word,

my sounding board.

I think you'd be
great next to me

on the.

What does that
entail, exactly?

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Setting up and making
sure that meetings between

clients and production
teams happen.

Making sure everything
is above-board.

Most importantly,

putting that sharp mind
of yours to good use.

Okay, but I'm still working
on golden goose, though.

Prove yourself.

Multitask, sweetheart.

I'll drop you the
schedule in the morning.

I can't believe it's
a family heirloom.

You know you could
just use the fork, right?

We could have just
done this at the office.

Yeah, but, your
friends are distracting.

They keep me polite, actually.

Yeah, polite.

Okay,.

Yeah, any thoughts?

I was thinking of the usual,
that we use ordinary people.

Ordinary?

Yes.

You want me to sell
ordinary to ordinary people?

I don't think so.

I was thinking more, beautiful.

Beautiful beach, beautiful
bodies, beautiful people.

Beautiful drink.

You want half-naked
girls in string bikinis

doing the booty hop?

Well, if you put it like
that then yeah, of course,

it sounds terrible.

I just don't believe
in selling a pipe dream.

At some point or the
other, you have to wake up.

Okay, Gugu.

Why you so bitter?

I'm not bitter,
just a realist.

Realistic or pessimistic?

Life is a challenge.

You either grip it by the
horns and you conquer it,

or you struggle.

I'm sure a challenge and a
pipe dream are not synonymous.

You're missing the point.

I'm selling you the
moon, there it is.

Moon in the sky.

And all you seeing
are these fingers.

Sir, moons are
for romance girls.

I, for one, am not one of them.

That boyfriend of yours
must be a real douche bag

if he can't put romance
in that heart of yours.

Not in a relationship.

Married, actually.

What?

Ah, who would
have thunk it, huh?

What do men want?

Men want companionship.

Bullshit.

They want sex.

Lots of it with different girls.

That's why every
advert has naked girls,

because, at the end of
the day, the objective is

just have sex and run.

Whoa, okay, drive slow.

Right, are you so used to
getting hit on that you think

every single man out there
is out to get with you?

Are you saying you don't?

Let's go back to business.

Look who's deflecting
the conversation

now that the agenda
is unsuitable.

Touché.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

We can't sit the whole day

Let me give you a
little bit of advice.

See, the casting director for
this commercial, he's white.

And usually when white people
make ads for black people,

they usually want black
people, like real black people,

like dark skin black people,

and you my love are
light-skinned, which means,

not black enough, so it doesn't
matter if you audition now

or you audition next year,
you are not gonna get the job.

Mm.

I guess I gotta do
.

Sleep around with
the bosses, right?

I hope the condom breaks
and then you get pregnant.

- I will.
- Let's let her audition.

Shh, shit.

What?

I set up a meeting
for Friday with Joe.

You double
booked yourself

and you're not even
dating either of them.

Look at you, lucky girl.

Anyways, doesn't matter
which one you choose,

either way it's a
win-win situation.

Yes, yes.

Which sucks, ew.

You need to cover for me.

Where are you going?

No!

You did it!

All the winners
names in the hall of fame,

you're a winner
just beat the game.

You're a winner
just beat the game.

When you lose the game.

Because you can't be a winner
when you lose the game.

It's ancient African wisdom.

You actually lose.

At the end of the day, a win.

If only you were a black
BMW, tan leather seats,

modern sound system.

- Oh.
- Oh.

The chicken business.

Ah the interesting story of
the birth of Freedom Chickens.

More like the painful story.

♪ I just can't get over you

♪ No matter what I say or do

♪ Staring at all your
pictures on the wall ♪

♪ I'm busy trying
to forget it all ♪

♪ I miss the shape
of your lips ♪

♪ I miss those
curls in your hair ♪

♪ I miss the way
that you dress ♪

♪ So much flavor

♪ I miss the sound
of your voice ♪

♪ The way you wear that
crown on your head ♪

♪ I've tried my best
to get over this ♪

♪ But I can't help it

♪ No, no, no

♪ I just can't get over you

♪ No matter what I say or do

♪ I just can't get over you

♪ No matter what I say or do

♪ No matter what I say or do

Well, this is it.

This is what it takes
to build an empire.

One campaign at a time.

But at what price?

There's always a price to pay.

You've just gotta be
bold enough to pay it.

Sometimes the
price is too high.

You mean your, your husband?

Part of the reason why

I don't believe in
selling fantasies.

I was a big romance nut.

I loved the idea of love.

I married simply because of it.

Well, people really
marry for love these days?

'Cause it doesn't exist.

At my age I sit here
and I'm divorced.

What is that?

Why me?

I actually believed that
was the height of romance.

I wake up the next
morning and he's gone.

He married me for sex.

What?

Yeah.

That explains a lot.

So excuse me if the taste
of strawberries and champagne

doesn't entice me.

You've given this guy too
much power if you ask me.

No.

Not power.

Sometimes you leave certain
experiences at the forefront

so as to not make the
same mistake again.

Check it out, Gugu.

People come into your
life for a reason.

If not a reason, for a season.

If not that, for a lifetime.

You just gotta
figure out which one.

But you've gotta allow
yourself to feel.

Allow yourself to feel the pain.

Feel it until you
can't feel it anymore.

I'm gonna turn in.

See you tomorrow.

Understandably, I'll
see you in the morning.

Excuse me.

Okay, here we go.

So, I heard Mr.
Man is a stripper.

Today, we talk business, okay?

Aw, honey.

Even after all that you
still don't have standards.

You bitch.

I was being manhandled!

Mm, you seem to be
into that sort of thing.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah, look,
that body and that suit,

made for each other.

We could create more
room maybe over there,

and perhaps like that.

Oh, oh no, that's too much.

Anna, sit.

Fine, I was just saying.

This is the one.

Project?

Yes.

He needs to take his
business to the next level.

Please pay for the suit.

Me?

This project is
supposed to pay me,

not the other way around.

Now, now, darling, teamwork
makes the dream work.

Give me my bag.

The team.

Freedom Chickens, the
heart of the community.

Mm, that could work.

What do you think?

Gugu,, concentrate, please.

Is that you?

Family heirloom,
just got it fixed.

Didn't you notice
I'm not late anymore?

Why don't you come with me
and let me show you something?

Show me what?

Just trust me.

I really shouldn't.

What, the kiss come too early?

Okay, fine, you know what?

No more kissing.

Just come with me and let
me show you something.

Shall we?

♪ Is this what it is

♪ Is this what it feels like

♪ You do what you do

♪ You go where it takes you

♪ You go where it takes you

♪ You go where it takes you

♪ It is what it is

♪ This is what it
it feels like ♪

♪ You do what you do

♪ You go where it takes you

♪ Let go, let it take you

♪ Let go, let it take you

♪ Let go, let it take you

♪ Let go, let it take you

♪ Let go, let it take you

You felt what it's like
to be the best, you see.

Now I want you to feel what
it's like to actually drive it.

Really?

You'd let me drive your car?

It's just a car.

♪ This is what it is

♪ This is what it feels like

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

Let's enjoy.

♪ Let it take you

♪ It is what it is

♪ It is what it feels like

♪ Let it take you

♪ You do what you do

♪ Let it take you

Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

After you, my lady.

Thanks.

Welcome.

Thank you.

This is my humble home.

Wow, nice view.

Jeez.
Thank you.

Make yourself at home.

I see you're uh,
embracing the female form.

Oh yeah, without a doubt.

Ayana V. Jackson, one of the
finest artists from New York.

You like it?

Eh, I know what
the V stands for.

So somebody promised me a meal
and worked up my appetite.

And there's no chef in sight.

Are you doubting my abilities?

Where's the medicine cabinet?

Why, you, are you okay?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I just need to find
out if I can survive

food poisoning in this house.

Funny.

Ye of little faith.

Some wine.

Oh, what's this?

That is Paardenkloof.

My favorite, popular
in this house.

You're not trying
to get me drunk

in order to sleep
with me, right?

Me?

Sleep with me?

No.

Drunk?

Possibly.

You like it?

Mm-hmm.

Have some more.

♪ Baby, I know you
want me to come over ♪

♪ Over

♪ Oh yeah

♪ Everything we did
I can do better ♪

♪ Better to you

♪ Baby all I wanna do is come

Dumile?

♪ Over

♪ Yeah, yeah

Dumile?

♪ Over

♪ Over, yeah

Dumile?

Dumile?

Hey, good, you're awake.

Yeah, I, I thought
you, yeah, never mind.

Oh.

I'm sorry, I'm not used
to having women over,

so I tend to just wake up
and run with my routine.

I run every morning.

Yeah, after last night's
sessions I needed the air,

if you know what I mean.

You said sessions?

Yeah, you remember man?

The horse?

Horse?

Yeah.

Huh?

The horse.

Yes, get in.

Oh, and there was,
there was the tiger.

Anna and
Thabang would kill me

if they saw me right now.

Who cares about?

Epic.

You brought...

Yeah.

I don't know where you get
these things, but apparently

from the depths of
the Orange River.

Um, no.

Yeah.

I wouldn't do that.

Trust me, you
would, and you did.

And none of that happened.

Of
course it happened.

No, it didn't.

- It did happen.
- No, it didn't.

I should go.

I had a good time, though.

Yeah, me too.

I was working late, so,

Okay, so we're still
on for the next phase,

We worked on that last
night in the workshop,

so why not just show up
and leave the rest to us.

It'll be nice to see you.

Guys, we're going
to win this thing.

What's going on?

In terms of?

You and Marie.

Gugu, we spend
one night together

and you're already playing
that suspicious friend.

Friend?

At the beach you said--

I said what?

What'd I say, at the beach?

Nothing.

I believe your team
is up in 15 minutes.

Yeah?
Yes, sir.

I don't know, I think
if we move this down,

move that down, just so
you know, simplified,

we don't need all
the complexities.

Friend?

Okay.

Thabang, please.

Friend.

I was so, so stupid.

Shh.

You know we don't have to do
this if you don't want to.

No, I'm fine, work
time is work time.

Okay, okay.

Are you sure you're gonna be
fine with both your men here?

Neither of them are mine.

Joe is a project and, and
Dumile is just a guy I work for.

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Okay.

Ah, there he is.

Looking so dapper, your
friend did a great job.

Except for that
Winnie-the-Pooh tie.

Okay.

Joe.

Ladies.

That's the tie, it has to go.

Tie guy keep.

My man, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Shall we?

You first, Mr. Winnie-the-Pooh.

The benefit to golden goose
would be to provide support

to a company that
creates over 150 jobs

to disadvantaged communities.

Hence our pickup line:

Freedom Chickens, the
heart of the community.

So tell me, how long
has Feeding Chickens

been operating for?

Freedom, Freedom Chickens.

How long?

A number of years now.

They are an integral
part of the community,

which really speaks to the
mandate of community upliftment,

which, we believe,
golden goose stands for.

Yeah but they
can't be that great

if nobody's ever heard of them.

Well, I make a good
living and all my employees

can feed themselves
and their families.

We followed the brief, sir.

Yes, and I asked
a simple question.

What makes this man a far
better candidate than me?

So far you've told me a
lot about the business,

which isn't much.

And nothing about Chicken Man.

People follow the man.

His philosophy, his ideology.

What is his philosophy?

How do you spin chickens?

Um.

You can't.

Hence, Chicken Man is key.

I, I would like to disagree.

Sell me Chicken Man.

Who says I want your company
to advertise my company?

Joe.

No, go on.

I know nothing about
Rightstuff, except
for the fact that

What makes you worthy
of my campaign?

Why must I be good
enough for you?

Are you good enough for me?

This might be great
opportunity for you.

Don't piss on this chance.

This means nothing except if
you need it to mean something

and clearly you do, but I don't.

If you don't start taking
this opportunity seriously

you might not have any
money to pay for that suit.

Please, excuse me.

Hey, what the hell
is going on here, then?

Joe, Joe, Joe,

Your chickens, sir.

Yes, I know that.

Your chickens, sir, they've
broken loose from the van.

We're gonna lose
our jobs, aren't we?

Ah, there you are, sweetheart.

I guess the chicken business
thing didn't go down too well

with David, the man is fuming.

I guess anger does fuel
our passion, doesn't it?

I'm kind of in the
middle of something here.

Oh, in the middle
of something.

The rebound guy.

I'm jealous.

Thank you for Friday.

You were amazing.

In fact, outstanding.

The shit you were doing
to me and my body, my God.

She's quite the wild one,
if you know what I'm saying.

Crazy.

I actually wanted more
but I'm so obsessed

about the empire behind me, I
missed out on all this magic.

We need to talk
about some work.

Oh, um, Chicken Boy.

What's his name again?

Joe.

Joe.
Joe.

Joe.

Maybe I could take two of
those off of you 'cause

I think I wanna cook
something special

for this lady tonight.

I think I got a recipe in mind.

Why don't you do me a favor?

Pick up your rainbow farm here

and get these fucking chickens
out of my parking lot.

Gugu, Gugu,.

Gugu!

Gugu!

You know, you're a real ass.

You watch it, now.

You can punish
me all you like.

If you don't like me, treat
me like shit, go ahead,

I give you full permission,
but what the hell

did Thabang and
Anna ever do to you?

Actually, what the
hell is wrong with you?

I don't like to lose.

What unbelievable
bullshit is that?

- I know.
- Wow.

Yeah, and you
should listen, Gugu.

Like I said, people come
into your life for a reason.

If not a reason,
it's for a season.

If not that, a lifetime.

You need to figure
out which one it is.

That cocky rubbish.

No hard feelings
here, sweetheart.

I'm not your sweetheart.

Whatever.

The company has decided to
sign the Chicken Contract.

So you win.

Now do us a favor, make sure
Chicken Boy, Freedom Man, Joe,

whatever his name is, comes
in here within two weeks

and he signs a damn contract.

If he doesn't, you'll lose.

Now why don't you be a big girl,

get over it, and get
out of my office?

Such an ass.

Yeah, and I had a
piece of that one.

Hm, you know, I
finally figured out

what's different about Joe.

Are you still in my office?

Yes, I am.

Right.

Here's what it is.

It's the fact that he has

a big, nice, juicy dick.

And that, my friend,
is something that

no one will ever be
able to help you with.

What are you looking at?

Do some work, get to work.

Well?

They loved our presentation.

That's what makes
life so exciting.

Hi.

Friend.

Yeah, it'll all work out, okay?

If we don't sign by
the end of the month,

It's not just for me.

♪ Am I losing you

♪ In this living room

♪ Tell me

Are you alright?

I sabotaged us.

It's what you do.

You know, I'm not even
sure why I'm calling anymore.

I just wanted to
get him to sign,

now I don't know.

You miss him.

I am not sure how my boy did it

but that boy got your heart.

I, for one, am happy about it.

He put love back
into your heart.

♪ So you can't let go of me

♪ Gotta learn how
to make you stay ♪

♪ Learn how to make you stay

Any sign of Joe?

Guys.

We can't let you do that.

It's alright guys.

There's no need for that.

♪ Now I notice that

♪ It is true

I'll do it.

♪ Truth for defiant to the T

♪ Realize, make him stay

♪ Realize, make him stay

♪ Realize, make him stay

♪ Realize, make him stay

Maurice, this here
is young man Joe,

the man of the moment,
one of 500 applicants,

and a remarkable
young man at that.

Congratulations, bud, I've
heard so much about you.

Apparently you're the to come to

if you like chickens.

Uh, it's a no-brainer, really.

Everybody loves chicken.

Nu-uh, not me, bud.

I prefer fish.

In my opinion, best part
of the fish, the head.

Okay, gentlemen, I'm
sorry to be a party-pooper

but can we?

Okay, okay, enough of this
Days of Our Lives nonsense.

Joe, my man, can we
just sign the contract?

I don't know what
you're playing at.

We can see right
through you, Gugu.

You're ready to jump in
the bed with the next man

that's on the verge of success.

What is wrong with you?

You two, my office, now.

Hello my,

we've been waiting for you.

Aw, I've been
waiting for you too.

Sorry, baby.

♪ I want it

♪ Don't make me crazy

♪ Talkin' about it

♪ Don't make me crazy

♪ Talkin' about it

♪ Don't make me crazy

♪ Talkin' about it

♪ Don't make me crazy

♪ Talkin' about it

♪ Hey, hey

♪ My OIAM

♪ My OIAM

♪ OIAM

♪ OIAM

♪ She's my OIAM

♪ OIAM

♪ Ain't it funny
that she chose him ♪

♪ She's my OIAM

♪ OIAM

♪ OIAM

♪ It's funny that
she chose him ♪

♪ She's my, my, my OIAM

♪ My OIAM

♪ My OIAM

♪ Count it down, one,
two, three, four ♪

You really
shouldn't just stop like that.

Set a woman back three days
doing a thing like that.

Who is she?

She's Lydia.

Well, I've
had a dreadful day.

I got sacked.

So did you, it would seem.

Cup of tea?

That'd be nice.

You bastard, you
bastard, you useless bastard.