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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,771 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,315 [cheering] 3 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:55,096 [school bell rings] 4 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,224 [Veronica] September 1st, 1989. 5 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,893 Dear diary. 6 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,728 I think I'm a good person. 7 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,064 I believe there's good in everyone, 8 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:08,777 but here we are first day of senior year. 9 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:11,571 I see these kids I've known all my life and wondered, 10 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,947 what happened? 11 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,908 ♪ Freak! Slut! Burnout! ♪ 12 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:18,286 ♪ Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard-ass! ♪ 13 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,663 ♪ We were so tiny Happy and shiny ♪ 14 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,791 ♪ Playing tag And getting chased ♪ 15 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,502 ♪ Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus! ♪ 16 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,505 ♪ Singing and clapping Laughing and napping ♪ 17 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,673 ♪ Baking cookies, eating paste ♪ 18 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,301 ♪ Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback! ♪ 19 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,095 ♪ Then we got bigger ♪ 20 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:38,473 ♪ That was the trigger Like the Huns invading Rome ♪ 21 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,517 ♪ Move ♪ 22 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,728 ♪ Welcome to my school This ain't no high school ♪ 23 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,438 ♪ This is the Thunderdome ♪ 24 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,732 ♪ Hold your breath And count the days ♪ 25 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,401 ♪ We're graduating soon ♪ 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:56,449 ♪ College will be paradise If I'm not dead by June! ♪ 27 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,660 ♪ But I know ♪ 28 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:01,412 ♪ I know Life can be beautiful ♪ 29 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:06,292 ♪ I pray I pray for a better way ♪ 30 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,795 ♪ If we changed back then ♪ 31 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,840 ♪ We could change again ♪ 32 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:15,760 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 33 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,971 Ow! 34 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:21,808 -Hey, are you okay? -Get away, nerd. 35 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,435 ♪ Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! ♪ 36 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,855 ♪ Homo! Homo! ♪ 37 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:30,150 ♪ Things will get better soon As my letter comes ♪ 38 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,943 ♪ From Harvard, Duke, or Brown ♪ 39 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,779 ♪ Wake from this coma Take my diploma ♪ 40 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,614 ♪ Then I can blow this town ♪ 41 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:41,119 ♪ Dream of my ivy-covered walls And smoky French cafes ♪ 42 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,412 Watch this! 43 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,080 ♪ Fight the urge To strike a match ♪ 44 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,625 ♪ And send this dump ablaze! ♪ 45 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,252 Oops. 46 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,880 Ram Sweeney. 47 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,464 Third year as linebacker. 48 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,467 And eighth year of smacking lunch trays 49 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,095 and being a huge dick. 50 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,599 What did you say to me, skank? 51 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,892 Nothing. 52 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,852 ♪ But I know, I know ♪ 53 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,938 ♪ I know life can be beautiful ♪ 54 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:14,027 ♪ I pray, I pray I pray for a better way ♪ 55 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,446 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 56 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,073 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 57 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,576 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 58 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,077 ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 59 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,079 Agh! Hey, Martha. 60 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:29,083 Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers. 61 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,211 She's got a huge heart. 62 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,963 Around here, that's not enough. 63 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,590 Thanks. 64 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,342 Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail. 65 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,093 I rented The Princess Bride. 66 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,178 No, again? 67 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,679 Don't you have it memorized by now? 68 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,557 What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. 69 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,851 Martha Dumptruck! 70 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,228 If you wanna slim down, 71 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,189 you need more protein in your diet. 72 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,070 Kurt Kelly. 73 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:58,279 Quarterback. 74 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:02,242 He is the smartest guy on the football team. 75 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,619 Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf. 76 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,121 [laughing] 77 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:10,208 I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me? 78 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,836 My buddy Kurt just asked you a question. 79 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,340 What gives you the right to pick on my friend? 80 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,675 I mean, look at you. 81 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:21,469 You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. 82 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,389 A future gas station attendant. 83 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:33,231 You got a zit right there. 84 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,524 [laughing] 85 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,817 Dear Diary. 86 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,111 ♪ Why ♪ 87 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,862 ♪ Why don't I fight back? ♪ 88 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,906 ♪ Like such a creep? ♪ 89 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,533 [Veronica] ♪ Why? ♪ 90 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,076 ♪ Why did I wear this? ♪ 91 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,120 ♪ Why do I cry myself To sleep? ♪ 92 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,913 ♪ Why? ♪ 93 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,540 ♪ Somebody fix me! Somebody save me! ♪ 94 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,333 ♪ Send me a sign, God! ♪ 95 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:56,296 ♪ Give me some hope here! Something to live for! ♪ 96 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,756 [dramatic music playing] 97 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,135 [cheering] 98 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:17,942 [all] ♪ Ah! Heather, Heather ♪ 99 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,402 ♪ And Heather! ♪ 100 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,655 Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all. 101 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:26,200 [all] ♪ I love Heather ♪ 102 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:29,829 ♪ Heather, and Heather ♪ 103 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,498 Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. 104 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,626 Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. 105 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,004 Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. 106 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,505 No discernible personality, 107 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:42,216 but her mom did pay for implants. 108 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,761 And Heather Chandler. 109 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,721 The Almighty. 110 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,765 [all] ♪ Heather ♪ 111 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,809 She is a mythic bitch. 112 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,604 The Heathers are solid Teflon, 113 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,315 never bothered, never harassed. 114 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,735 I would give anything to be like that. 115 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,237 I'd like to be their boyfriend. 116 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,698 [all] ♪ That would be Beautiful ♪ 117 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,867 If I sat at their table, guys would notice me. 118 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,328 [all] ♪ So beautiful ♪ 119 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,372 I'd like them to be nicer. 120 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,624 [all] ♪ That would Be beautiful ♪ 121 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:16,876 I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked 122 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:20,213 in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats! 123 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,549 [school bell rings] 124 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,637 [Heather Duke vomits] 125 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,138 Grow up, Heather. 126 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,599 Bulimia is so '87. 127 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,892 Heather, I need a mint. 128 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,520 What you need, Heather, is to see a doctor. 129 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,313 Ah, Heather and Heather. 130 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,899 [Heather Duke vomits] 131 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:43,319 Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. 132 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,904 You're late for class. 133 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,489 Heather wasn't feeling well. 134 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,657 We're helping her. 135 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,951 Not without a hall pass you're not. 136 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,285 A week's detention. 137 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,996 My parents pay your salary! 138 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,499 all four of us are out on a hall pass. 139 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,668 Yearbook committee. 140 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,549 [clears throat] 141 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,928 Well, I see you're all listed. 142 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,975 Hurry up and get where you're going. 143 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,940 This is an excellent forgery. 144 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,568 Who are you? 145 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,319 I crave a boon. 146 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,822 Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. 147 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,116 No talking necessary. 148 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,076 If people think you guys tolerate me, 149 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,327 they'll leave me alone. 150 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,413 Before you answer, I also do report cards, 151 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,331 permission slips and absence notes. 152 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:38,749 How about prescriptions? 153 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,543 Shut up, Heather. 154 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,796 For a greasy little nobody, she does have 155 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,173 good bone structure. 156 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,591 And a symmetrical face. 157 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,302 If I took a meat cleaver down the center of her skull, 158 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,596 I'd have matching halves. That's very important. 159 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,724 Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. 160 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:57,810 ♪ And ya know, ya know Ya know? ♪ 161 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,604 ♪ This could be beautiful ♪ 162 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:04,066 ♪ Mascara, maybe some lip gloss And we're on our way ♪ 163 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,818 ♪ Get this girl some blush ♪ 164 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,029 ♪ And Heather I need your brush ♪ 165 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,073 -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 166 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:16,454 ♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 167 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,872 Okay? 168 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,749 [school bell rings] 169 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,376 ♪ Out of my way, geek! ♪ 170 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:24,128 ♪ You're gonna die At 3:00 p.m. ♪ 171 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,422 [both] ♪ Don't you dare Touch me! ♪ 172 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,050 ♪ Get away, pervert! ♪ 173 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,385 [all] ♪ Who could survive this? I can't escape this! ♪ 174 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:35,014 ♪ I think I'm dying! ♪ 175 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,350 [all] Whoa! 176 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:42,688 ♪ Heather, Heather, Heather ♪ 177 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,106 ♪ And someone! ♪ 178 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:48,569 [all] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather ♪ 179 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,904 ♪ And a babe! ♪ 180 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:54,367 [all] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather ♪ 181 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,660 Veronica? 182 00:08:55,701 --> 00:09:00,915 [all] ♪ Veronica? Veronica? Veronica? ♪ 183 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:05,378 ♪ And ya know, ya know Ya know ♪ 184 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,213 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 185 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,424 ♪ You hope, you dream You pray ♪ 186 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,510 ♪ And you get your way! ♪ 187 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,221 ♪ Ask me how it feels ♪ 188 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,224 ♪ Looking like hell on wheels ♪ 189 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,309 ♪ My God, it's beautiful! ♪ 190 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,604 [all] ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 191 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,189 [all] ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 192 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,985 [Veronica] ♪ And when you're beautiful ♪ 193 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,237 ♪ It's a beautiful Frickin' day! ♪ 194 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:35,491 [all] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather, Veronica! ♪ 195 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:40,621 ♪ Heather! Heather! Heather, Veronica! ♪ 196 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,750 ♪ Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! ♪ 197 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:50,339 ♪ Veronica! ♪ 198 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,176 [cheering and applauding] 199 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,230 Dear Diary, it's been three weeks 200 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,816 since I became friends with the Heathers. 201 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,860 Friends isn't the right word exactly. 202 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,195 It's more like the Heathers are people I work with. 203 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,865 And our job is being popular and shit. 204 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,242 [school bell rings] 205 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,910 Hey, Veronica. 206 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,413 You really look beautiful these days. 207 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,498 Yeah, well, it's still the same me underneath. 208 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,084 Are you sure? 209 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,712 Look, I'm sorry I flaked on movie night last week. 210 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,797 I've just had a lot going on. 211 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,841 You're with the Heathers now. It's exciting. 212 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,093 It's-- whatever. [laughs] 213 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,888 But we'll hang out soon, I promise. 214 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:39,972 Veronica. 215 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:44,101 Heather requires your presence. Now. 216 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,187 How very. 217 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,981 Veronica, I need a forgery written 218 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,192 in Ram Sweeney's handwriting. 219 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,694 You'll need something to lean on. 220 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,155 Heather, bend over. 221 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,575 [crowd laughs] 222 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,412 [Heather C] "Hi, beautiful. 223 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,831 I've been watching you and thinking about us 224 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,166 in the old days. 225 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,336 I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. 226 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,505 I miss you, Ram." 227 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,548 Put an "XO" after the signature. 228 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,008 What's this for anyway? 229 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,886 You remember how Ram used to hang with Martha Dumptruck? 230 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,640 Yeah, in kindergarten. I mean, we all did. 231 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,309 We all didn't kiss on the kickball field. 232 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,396 Oh, my God. That's right, I totally forgot. 233 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,023 Ram kissed Martha Dumptruck. 234 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,234 [laughs] 235 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,861 It was disgusting. 236 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,572 Perfect. Boys? 237 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,366 Over here, please. 238 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,617 What do you think Heather wants? 239 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,120 My hot body? 240 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,454 Hell yeah! 241 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:49,166 Ram, be a sweetie and give this note to Martha Dumptruck for me. 242 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,334 What? No! 243 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,003 Martha's had a crush on Ram for like 12 years. 244 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,213 This would kill her. 245 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,298 And come on, Heather, you're bigger than this. 246 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,634 Are we gonna have a problem? 247 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,344 You got a bone to pick? 248 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,848 You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? 249 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,893 I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. 250 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,646 But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. 251 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,189 Listen up, byatch! 252 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:16,193 -[rock music playing] -[crowd cheering] 253 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,114 ♪ I like ♪ 254 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,283 ♪ Looking hot Buying stuff they cannot ♪ 255 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,951 ♪ I like ♪ 256 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,494 ♪ Maxing Dad's credit card ♪ 257 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,163 ♪ I like ♪ 258 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,123 ♪ Scaring her, screwing him ♪ 259 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,624 ♪ I like ♪ 260 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,376 ♪ Kicking nerds in the nose! ♪ 261 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,046 ♪ If you lack the balls You can go play dolls ♪ 262 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,758 ♪ Let your mommy fix you A snack ♪ 263 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,509 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 264 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,636 ♪ Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke ♪ 265 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,847 ♪ In my Porsche With the quarterback ♪ 266 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,517 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa, oh whoa! ♪ 267 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,562 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 268 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,815 ♪ Welcome to my candy store! ♪ 269 00:12:54,857 --> 00:13:01,030 ♪ Time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore ♪ 270 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,074 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 271 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,243 ♪ Guys fall ♪ 272 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,287 ♪ Pay the check ♪ 273 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,164 ♪ All you ♪ 274 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,082 ♪ Say goodbye to Shamu ♪ 275 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,418 ♪ Not your friend I can tell, in the end ♪ 276 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,337 ♪ If she ♪ 277 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,214 ♪ She would leave you to rot! ♪ 278 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,634 ♪ Of course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair ♪ 279 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,928 ♪ Maybe Sesame Street is on ♪ 280 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,264 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 281 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,974 ♪ And get in my Jeep ♪ 282 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,268 ♪ Let's go tear up Someone's lawn! ♪ 283 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,188 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 284 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,274 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 285 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,236 ♪ Welcome to my candy store! ♪ 286 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:46,200 ♪ You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore ♪ 287 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,579 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 288 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,542 ♪ You can join the team ♪ 289 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,627 ♪ You can live the dream ♪ 290 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,463 ♪ Or you can die alone ♪ 291 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:03,050 ♪ Or if you prefer ♪ 292 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,302 ♪ And end up like her! ♪ 293 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,722 Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! 294 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,475 See? I told you there was still something there. 295 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,687 This proves he's been thinking about me! 296 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,775 Color me stoked. 297 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,319 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 298 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,363 ♪ Honey what you Waiting for-- ♪ 299 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,531 Shut up, Heather! 300 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,950 ♪ Step into my candy store! ♪ 301 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,327 ♪ Whoa, time for you to prove ♪ 302 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,164 ♪ You're not A lame-ass anymore! ♪ 303 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,458 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 304 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,962 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 305 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,549 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 306 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,593 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 307 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:50,890 ♪ It's my candy store! ♪ 308 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:54,268 [crowd cheering] 309 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,539 You shouldn't have bowed down to the swatch dogs 310 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,166 and diet-coke-heads. 311 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,126 They're gonna crush that girl. 312 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,711 I'm sorry, what? 313 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,504 Well, you clearly have a soul. 314 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,341 You just need to work harder keeping it clean. 315 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,051 We're all born marked for evil. 316 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,262 Okay. Don't just quote Baudelaire at me 317 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,222 and then walk away. 318 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,059 Excuse me, I didn't catch your name. 319 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,939 I didn't throw it. 320 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,984 Who does the guy in the jacket think he is anyway, 321 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:44,985 he's Bo Diddley? 322 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,403 Veronica's into his act, no doubt. 323 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,489 Let's kick his ass! 324 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,574 We're too old for this. 325 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,369 [Ram groans] 326 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,578 Hey, sweetheart! 327 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,413 What did your boyfriend say when you told him 328 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,499 you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio? 329 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,919 My buddy Kurt just asked you a question. 330 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,004 [crowd laughs] 331 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:08,092 doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule? 332 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,176 [Ram laughs] 333 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,929 I'm not sure what your problem is. 334 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,641 But I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce. 335 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,978 Hold his arms! 336 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,771 [tense music playing] 337 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,939 [grunts] 338 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,357 [all] ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 339 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,900 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 340 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,485 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 341 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,823 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 342 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,453 ♪ Why when you see boys fight ♪ 343 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,248 ♪ Does it look so horrible yet ♪ 344 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,959 ♪ Feel so right? ♪ 345 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,253 ♪ I shouldn't watch this crap ♪ 346 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,047 ♪ That's not who I am ♪ 347 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,342 ♪ But with this kid ♪ 348 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:55,305 ♪ Damn ♪ 349 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,767 ♪ Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪ 350 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,854 ♪ So, who might you be? ♪ 351 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:05,607 ♪ And could you fight for me? ♪ 352 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,067 ♪ And hey ♪ 353 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,945 ♪ Could you face the crowd? ♪ 354 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:13,282 ♪ Could you be seen with me ♪ 355 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,910 ♪ And still act proud? ♪ 356 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,622 ♪ Hey, would you hold my hand ♪ 357 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,959 ♪ And could you carry me ♪ 358 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,087 ♪ Through no man's land? ♪ 359 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:31,258 ♪ It's fine if you don't agree ♪ 360 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,179 ♪ But I would fight for you ♪ 361 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:40,934 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 362 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:47,775 ♪ Let them drive us Underground ♪ 363 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:52,696 ♪ I don't care how far ♪ 364 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,950 ♪ You can set my broken bones ♪ 365 00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:01,789 ♪ And I know CPR ♪ 366 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,332 ♪ Well, whoa ♪ 367 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,085 ♪ You can punch real good ♪ 368 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,629 ♪ You've lasted longer ♪ 369 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,840 ♪ Than I thought you would ♪ 370 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,677 ♪ So hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid ♪ 371 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,723 ♪ If some night you're free ♪ 372 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,644 [all vocalizing] 373 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:30,776 ♪ Wanna fight for me? ♪ 374 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,402 [all] ♪ Holy shit ♪ 375 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,656 [Veronica] ♪ If you're still alive ♪ 376 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,950 [all] ♪ Holy shit ♪ 377 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:41,203 ♪ I would fight for you ♪ 378 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:46,583 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 379 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:52,422 [all] ♪ Holy shit Holy shit ♪ 380 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,802 [cheering and applauding] 381 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,647 [Ram and Kurt grunt] 382 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,232 [Kurt] Oh, man, that sucked! 383 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,526 [Ram] Those were some cheap shots. 384 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,653 Ah! I'm missing a ball! 385 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,697 No, you're not. 386 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,158 I think he kicked it up my butt or something. 387 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,034 It's probably just impacted. 388 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,953 Plug your nose and push. 389 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,288 Okay. 390 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,458 [gasps] 391 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,752 Oh, there it is. 392 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,212 [crowd laughs] 393 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:36,341 [whimsical music playing] 394 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,015 Your mouth was hanging wide open. 395 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,058 No, it wasn't. 396 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,103 Veronica, drool much? 397 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,731 Come on, admit it. You like the new kid. 398 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,191 I don't even know his name. 399 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,068 You were totally throwing your panties at him. 400 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,446 [laughs] 401 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,697 [gasps] 402 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,073 [crowd laughs] 403 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,451 I am talking to my friend. 404 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,077 Sorry, Heather. 405 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,501 [crowd laughs] 406 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,546 Oh, mom, dad, look out. 407 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,466 Ah. Here you go, girls. 408 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,343 Care for some pate? 409 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,928 This isn't pate. 410 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,262 It's liverwurst. 411 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,223 I'm aware of that, Heather. 412 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,557 It's a family joke. 413 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,975 [laughs] 414 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,644 Oh, funny. 415 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,520 [Veronica's dad grunts] Doggone it. 416 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,233 Will somebody please tell me why I read these spy novels? 417 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,652 'Cause you're an idiot, dad. 418 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,196 Oh, yeah. That's it. 419 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,782 [laughter] 420 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,783 You two. 421 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,660 So, girls, any plans for tonight? 422 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,996 Yeah, big homecoming party at Ram Sweeney's house. 423 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,623 I'm catching a ride with Heather. 424 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,416 Speaking of which. 425 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,584 Right. 426 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,919 Great pate, mom. 427 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,506 But we better motor if we want to be ready for that party. 428 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,300 [gasps] Oops. 429 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,094 Clean that right now. 430 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,929 Do I look like the maid? 431 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,933 Veronica, your mom is hilarious. 432 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,354 I forbid you to go anywhere with that girl. 433 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,647 Mom-- 434 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,191 for anything. 435 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,820 What they all are, but they will get me safely 436 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,446 through high school. 437 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,283 I'm not going to change, I promise. 438 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,327 So, can I go? 439 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,497 Go. 440 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,836 What the hell goes on at that school? 441 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,672 [giggles] I do not wanna know. 442 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,881 [upbeat music playing] 443 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,925 ♪ So step into my candy store! ♪ 444 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,387 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 445 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:49,558 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 446 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,018 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 447 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:56,815 ♪ It's my candy store! ♪ 448 00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,110 [cheering and applauding] 449 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,327 [bell jingles] 450 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,622 [car horn honking] 451 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,167 [Heather C] Veronica! 452 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,961 Don't forget to buy corn nuts! 453 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,673 It's not a party without corn nuts! 454 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,427 Yes, Heather, plain or BQ? 455 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,971 [Heather C] BQ! 456 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,806 [crowd laughs] 457 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,809 Greetings and salutations. 458 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,311 You want a Slurpee with that? 459 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,437 No. 460 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,564 But if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a Big Gulp. 461 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,733 That's like going to Micky D's to order a salad. 462 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,818 Slurpee's the signature dish of the house. 463 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,863 Now, did you say cherry or lime? 464 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,074 No, I said Big Gulp. 465 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,409 I'm Veronica, by the way. 466 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,119 Veronica Sawyer. 467 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,623 You ever gonna tell me your name? 468 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,833 I'll end the suspense. 469 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,503 Jason Dean, JD for short. 470 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,338 So, JD. 471 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,049 That thing you pulled at the caf' was pretty severe. 472 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,134 The extreme always seems to make an impression. 473 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,929 What brings a Baudelaire-quoting badass like you 474 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,597 to Sherwood, Ohio? 475 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,807 My dad's work. 476 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,517 He owns a deconstruction company. 477 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,768 Deconstruction? 478 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,771 Yup, the old man seems to enjoy tearing things down. 479 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,106 You seen the commercial? 480 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,399 "I'm Big Bud Dean. 481 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,609 If it's in the way, I'll make your day." 482 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,987 Yeah, then he pushes the plunger and the screen blows up. 483 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,447 [giggles] 484 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,533 Oh, that's your dad? 485 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,826 In all his toxic glory. 486 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:34,204 Well, everybody's lives got static. 487 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,497 [car horn honking] 488 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,666 [Heather C] Veronica! 489 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:40,669 Example, I don't really like my friends. 490 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,380 I don't like your friends either. 491 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,968 Hey, bag the party, hang here. 492 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,845 At the 7-Eleven? 493 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,388 Swanky first date. 494 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,014 Hey! I love this place. 495 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,850 No offense, but why? 496 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,935 ♪ I've been through Ten high schools ♪ 497 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,728 ♪ They start to get blurry ♪ 498 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,857 ♪ No point in planting roots 'Cause you're gone in a hurry ♪ 499 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:05,610 ♪ My dad keeps two suitcases Packed in the den ♪ 500 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:09,448 ♪ So it's only a matter Of when ♪ 501 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:13,243 ♪ I don't learn the names Don't bother with faces ♪ 502 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,830 ♪ All I can trust Is this concrete oasis ♪ 503 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,167 ♪ Seems every time I'm about to despair ♪ 504 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:23,628 ♪ There's a 7-Eleven Right there ♪ 505 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:27,424 ♪ Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Boston ♪ 506 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:31,511 ♪ Linoleum aisles that I love To get lost in ♪ 507 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,473 ♪ I pray at my altar of slush ♪ 508 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:40,187 ♪ Yeah, I live For that sweet frozen rush ♪ 509 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:45,317 [slurping noise] 510 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,281 [grunts] 511 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:56,661 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 512 00:24:56,703 --> 00:25:00,207 ♪ Suck on that straw Get lost in the pain ♪ 513 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:04,377 ♪ Happiness comes When everything numbs ♪ 514 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:07,547 ♪ Who needs cocaine? ♪ 515 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:11,426 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 516 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:15,597 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 517 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:16,806 Care for a hit? 518 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,559 Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? 519 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,019 Not anymore. 520 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,523 ♪ When mom was alive We lived halfway normal ♪ 521 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,943 ♪ But now it's just me And my dad, we're less formal ♪ 522 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,987 ♪ I learned to cook pasta I learned to pay rent ♪ 523 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,741 ♪ Learned the world Doesn't owe you a cent ♪ 524 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:38,495 ♪ You're planning your future Veronica Sawyer ♪ 525 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,082 ♪ You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer ♪ 526 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:45,460 ♪ But the sky's gonna hurt When it falls ♪ 527 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:50,674 ♪ So you better start Building some walls ♪ 528 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,802 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 529 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:57,055 ♪ Swim in the ice Get lost in the pain ♪ 530 00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:01,184 ♪ Shut your eyes tight Till you vanish from sight ♪ 531 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,854 ♪ Let nothing remain ♪ 532 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,941 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 533 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,194 ♪ Shatter your skull Fight pain with more pain ♪ 534 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,739 ♪ Forget who you are Unburden your load ♪ 535 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:18,034 ♪ Forget in six weeks You'll be back on the road ♪ 536 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,871 ♪ When the voice in your head Says you're better off dead♪ 537 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:27,544 ♪ Don't open a vein! ♪ 538 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:39,931 ♪ Just freeze your brain ♪ 539 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:43,768 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 540 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:49,149 ♪ Go on and freeze your brain ♪ 541 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,818 Try it. 542 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,697 [cheering and applauding] 543 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,459 [slurping noises] 544 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,252 [crowd laughs] 545 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,007 I really don't see what the big deal-- 546 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:17,636 son of a bitch? 547 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,012 Veronica! 548 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,430 Uh, I have to go. 549 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,891 So I see. 550 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:24,643 Uh, sorry, Heather. 551 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,359 Don't you have a Marcy concert to get to? 552 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,986 Come on, Veronica! 553 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,999 [JD humming] 554 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,844 [grunting] 555 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,683 Okay, Ram. Have fun tonight, 556 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,226 but I expect you to act your age. 557 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,353 The Hendersons' have the phone number for the cabin. 558 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,189 If they call to complain, I'm going to drive back here 559 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,483 and knock the sand out of your diaper. 560 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,194 Dude, what am I, five? 561 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,905 I'm your dad, not your dude. 562 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,615 That goes double for you, Kurt. 563 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:21,950 You're a guest in Bill's house 564 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,202 and you will treat it with respect. 565 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,037 Sure thing... 566 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,414 dude! 567 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,623 [Ram] All right, Kurt. 568 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:29,958 Hold his arms. 569 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,334 No! No, no, no! 570 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,877 Not me! 571 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,421 Who's going to prom in a bright pink dress? 572 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,506 Me! Me! I'm a sissy. 573 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,758 I am a big fat sissy! 574 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,884 Darn right! 575 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,469 Enjoy your party, son! 576 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,430 Punch it in! 577 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:44,597 [girly screams] 578 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:48,393 [both laugh] 579 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:51,062 [Mr. Dean] Oh, boy! Oh! 580 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,023 Man, that sucked! 581 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,233 Who cares? 582 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,611 The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on! 583 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,280 [both] All right! 584 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,950 [all vocalizing] 585 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,660 ♪ Dad said, "Act your age" ♪ 586 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,746 ♪ You heard the man It's time to rage! ♪ 587 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:09,998 [all] ♪ Blast the bass Turn down the light ♪ 588 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,208 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight! ♪ 589 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,085 [Ram] ♪ Drink, smoke, it's all cool ♪ 590 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,795 ♪ Let's get naked in my pool! ♪ 591 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,256 [all] ♪ Punch the wall And start a fight! ♪ 592 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,216 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight! ♪ 593 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,051 ♪ His folks got a waterbed ♪ 594 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,179 ♪ Come upstairs And rest your head ♪ 595 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,889 ♪ Let's rub each other's backs ♪ 596 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:29,434 ♪ While watching porn On Cinemax! ♪ 597 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:33,521 [all] ♪ The folks are gone It's time for big fun! ♪ 598 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,648 ♪ Big fun! We're up till dawn ♪ 599 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,026 ♪ Having some big fun! Big fun! ♪ 600 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:42,405 ♪ When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet ♪ 601 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:46,159 ♪ It's big fun, big fun! Big fun! ♪ 602 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,369 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 603 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,663 So it's salt, 604 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,499 then shot, then lime. 605 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,793 Very important to get the order right. 606 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:58,046 Ah, you're a natural, just like my mom. 607 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:00,048 [crowd laughs] 608 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,759 looking good tonight. 609 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,803 ♪ A hot guy smiled at me ♪ 610 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,971 ♪ Without a trace of mockery! ♪ 611 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,015 [all] ♪ Brainiac Please up all night ♪ 612 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,934 ♪ Veronica is home tonight! ♪ 613 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:12,894 ♪ Freaked, tweaked Head's a blur ♪ 614 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,063 ♪ How did I get so popular? ♪ 615 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,273 [all] ♪ Don't get close You might ignite ♪ 616 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,317 ♪ Veronica is home tonight! ♪ 617 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,985 ♪ Dreams are coming true ♪ 618 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:23,196 ♪ When people laugh But not at you! ♪ 619 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,365 ♪ I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! ♪ 620 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,575 ♪ I feel like Bono At Live Aid! ♪ 621 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,827 [all] ♪ Ah! ♪ 622 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:30,578 ♪ The house is ours ♪ 623 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,914 ♪ It's time for big fun! Big fun! ♪ 624 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,417 ♪ Let's use their showers That sounds like big fun! ♪ 625 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:39,295 ♪ Big fun! Crack open one more case! ♪ 626 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,840 ♪ I think that's what they call Third base ♪ 627 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:44,676 [all] ♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! ♪ 628 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,511 ♪ I'm actually having big fun! ♪ 629 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:50,265 [all] ♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whoa! ♪ 630 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:51,558 Yo, Rottweilers! 631 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,978 What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? 632 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,730 ♪ Gonna make you go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! ♪ 633 00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:01,025 [all] ♪ Ah! The party is Hot, hot, hot! ♪ 634 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,195 ♪ It's time for big fun! Big fun! ♪ 635 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,572 You need another shot. 636 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,198 [all] ♪ We're having big fun! ♪ 637 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,825 ♪ [all] Big fun! ♪ 638 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,660 ♪ Martha Dumptruck In the flesh ♪ 639 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,912 ♪ Here comes the Cootie Squad We should-- ♪ 640 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,831 ♪ Shut up, Heather! ♪ 641 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,708 ♪ Look who's with her Oh, my God! ♪ 642 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,543 ♪ Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 643 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,879 ♪ Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 644 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,630 I can't believe you actually came. 645 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,132 It's exciting, right? 646 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:26,759 Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. 647 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,344 I brought sparkling cider. 648 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,680 ♪ Showing up here Took some guts ♪ 649 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,265 ♪ Time to rip them out ♪ 650 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,392 ♪ Well, who's this pig Remind you of? ♪ 651 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,477 ♪ Especially the snout ♪ 652 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,730 ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 653 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,274 ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 654 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,109 Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, 655 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:46,446 but since you took the trouble to write that sweet note. 656 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:47,614 What note? 657 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,616 Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? 658 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:53,202 People wouldn't hate you so much if you just acted normal. 659 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,206 There's no alcohol in this! 660 00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,043 Were you trying to poison me? 661 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,295 [all] ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 662 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,339 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 663 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,257 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 664 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:07,800 ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 665 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:11,346 ♪ The folks are gone It's time for big fun ♪ 666 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,889 ♪ Big fun ♪ 667 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,642 ♪ We're up till dawn Having some big fun ♪ 668 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,310 ♪ Big fun ♪ 669 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,438 ♪ So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo ♪ 670 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,148 ♪ Our folks got no clue ♪ 671 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,275 ♪ 'Bout half the shit Their Children do ♪ 672 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,237 ♪ Why are they surprised Whenever we're unsupervised? ♪ 673 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:31,699 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 674 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,118 ♪ Big fun ♪ 675 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,163 ♪ Big fun ♪ 676 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,289 Whoa! 677 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:42,001 [cheers and applause] 678 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:53,972 Okay, Westerburgers. 679 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:56,474 It's time to celebrate our upcoming victory 680 00:32:56,516 --> 00:33:00,603 over the Razorbacks by whacking apart their mascot. 681 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,230 [all cheering] 682 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:07,777 We need a volunteer to take the first swing at the piñata. 683 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,237 [crowd chatters] 684 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,824 Martha Dunnstock. 685 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:16,119 I think you should do the honors. 686 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,996 I don't really know this game. 687 00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:21,916 Well, let's show this girl some Westerburg spirit! 688 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,252 Wohoo! 689 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,503 Martha! 690 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:30,883 [all] Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! 691 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:36,681 Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! 692 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,808 Bring out the piñata! 693 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,143 Whoa! 694 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:44,272 [all cheering] 695 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,940 Give it to me. 696 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,901 [indistinct] gotta get them all. 697 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:51,529 You want it, swim for it. 698 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,782 [suspenseful music playing] 699 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:59,412 What's going on? 700 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,664 But-- 701 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,295 Well, we gave it a shot, huh? 702 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:12,550 I'm resigning my commission from the lip gloss Gestapo. 703 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,552 I'm going back to civilian life. 704 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,012 No! 705 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,766 I'm not feeling well! 706 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:22,268 Come Monday, you're an ex-somebody! 707 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,396 Not even the losers will touch you now! 708 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:31,944 Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. 709 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:35,198 No one at Westerburg's gonna let you play 710 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,200 their reindeer games! 711 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,661 [pukes] 712 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,373 [crowd laughs] 713 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,712 I raised you up from nothing! 714 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,964 And what's my thanks? 715 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,509 I get paid in puke! 716 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:57,637 Lick it up, baby. 717 00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:01,182 Lick... it... up. 718 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,684 [cheering and applauding] 719 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:13,820 I know who I'm eating lunch with on Monday. 720 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,697 Do you? 721 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,383 Okay, party people! 722 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,718 Where's the goddamn keg? 723 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,303 [cheering] 724 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,892 [upbeat music playing] 725 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,319 [dramatic music playing] 726 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:03,619 ♪ The demon queen Of high school has decreed it ♪ 727 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:08,583 ♪ She says Monday, 8:00 a.m. I'll be deleted ♪ 728 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:11,294 ♪ They'll hunt me down In study hall ♪ 729 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:15,423 ♪ Stuff and mount me On the wall, 30 hours to live ♪ 730 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:18,009 ♪ How shall I spend them? ♪ 731 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:22,096 ♪ I don't have to stay And die like cattle ♪ 732 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:27,351 ♪ I could change my name And ride up to Seattle ♪ 733 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,730 ♪ But I don't own a motorbike ♪ 734 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:31,772 Wait. 735 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,399 ♪ Here's an option that I like ♪ 736 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,359 ♪ Spend these 30 hours ♪ 737 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:39,572 ♪ Gettin' freaky ♪ 738 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,449 ♪ Yeah, I need it hard ♪ 739 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,076 ♪ I'm a dead girl walkin' ♪ 740 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:48,831 ♪ I'm in your yard I'm a dead girl walkin' ♪ 741 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,625 ♪ Before they punch my clock ♪ 742 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,794 ♪ I'm snappin' off Your window lock ♪ 743 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,296 ♪ Got no time to knock ♪ 744 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,550 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 745 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,470 Veronica? What are you doing in my room? 746 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:04,931 Shh. 747 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:09,101 ♪ I had to see you I hope I didn't wake you ♪ 748 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,604 ♪ See, I decided I must ride you ♪ 749 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,814 ♪ Till I break you ♪ 750 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,275 ♪ 'Cause Heather says I got to go ♪ 751 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,736 ♪ You're my last meal On death row ♪ 752 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,112 ♪ Shut your mouth ♪ 753 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:24,533 ♪ And lose them tighty-whities ♪ 754 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,743 ♪ Come on! ♪ 755 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,161 ♪ Tonight I'm yours! ♪ 756 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,330 ♪ I'm your dead girl walkin' ♪ 757 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:34,377 ♪ Get on all fours Kiss this dead girl walkin' ♪ 758 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,295 ♪ Let's go, you know the drill ♪ 759 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,631 ♪ I'm hot and pissed And on the pill ♪ 760 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,718 ♪ Bow down to the will Of a dead girl walking ♪ 761 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,138 ♪ And you know You know, you know ♪ 762 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,932 ♪ It's 'cause you're beautiful ♪ 763 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:52,478 ♪ You say you're numb inside But I can't agree ♪ 764 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,480 ♪ So the world's unfair ♪ 765 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,275 ♪ Keep it locked out there ♪ 766 00:37:57,316 --> 00:38:01,737 ♪ In here it's beautiful ♪ 767 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:05,866 ♪ Let's make this beautiful ♪ 768 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:07,451 That works for me. 769 00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:10,621 [cheering and applauding] 770 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,259 ♪ Yeah ♪ 771 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,469 ♪ Full steam ahead ♪ 772 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,388 ♪ Take this dead girl walkin' ♪ 773 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,016 How'd you find my address? 774 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:31,726 ♪ Rock this dead girl walkin' ♪ 775 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:33,269 ♪ I think you tore My mattress ♪ 776 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,895 ♪ No sleep tonight for you ♪ 777 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,772 ♪ Better chug That Mountain Dew ♪ 778 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,941 ♪ Okay, okay! ♪ 779 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,193 ♪ Make this whole town Disappear ♪ 780 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:43,321 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 781 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:45,656 ♪ Touch me there And there and there ♪ 782 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,116 ♪ And no more talkin' ♪ 783 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,285 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 784 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,329 ♪ Love this dead girl walkin' ♪ 785 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:55,082 ♪ Oh, oh, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, Love this dead girl ♪ 786 00:38:55,124 --> 00:39:00,212 ♪ Oh, hey, hey, wait, wait ♪ 787 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:03,549 ♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪ 788 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,510 Ow! 789 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,267 [cheers and applause] 790 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:28,199 Hello, slut! 791 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,534 How did you get in here? 792 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:32,078 I'm like oxygen. 793 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:35,081 I'm everywhere. 794 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,208 I mean, seriously, Veronica? 795 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:40,795 You slept with that? 796 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:43,381 I will crucify you on Monday. 797 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:47,134 Everyone's gonna know the good, little Veronica Sawyer 798 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:49,053 is nothing but a dirty whore! 799 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,889 Why are you so determined to hurt me? 800 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,392 [laughing] 801 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,770 Because I can! 802 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:01,899 It'll be so very! 803 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:05,486 [all] ♪ Very, very, very ♪ 804 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:11,200 ♪ Very, very, very, very, very ♪ 805 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,495 [Veronica screams] 806 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,915 Are you okay? You're soaking wet. 807 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,542 It was just a dream. 808 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,794 What's the rush? 809 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,295 I have to get to Heather's house. 810 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,880 Why? You said you were done with Heather? 811 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,049 [Veronica] Yeah. Well, that was a sweet fantasy, 812 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,217 a world without Heather. 813 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,677 A world where everybody's free. 814 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:34,056 Now, it's morning and I got to go kiss her aerobicized ass. 815 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,141 Oh, yeah? 816 00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:36,976 Well, why don't you let me come with? 817 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:38,477 Really? 818 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,105 You know... for back up. 819 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,940 [chuckles] 820 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,442 Okay, then. 821 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:51,449 By the way... 822 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,284 you were my first. 823 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:58,747 [dramatic music playing] 824 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,195 Heather?! 825 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,449 Maybe she's not here. 826 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,951 She skips the Sunday morning trip to grandma's 827 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,786 even when she's not hangover. 828 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,121 Heather?! 829 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,958 Heather?! 830 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,001 What?! 831 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,961 It's Veronica! 832 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,922 I'm here to apologize! 833 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:51,217 Hope you brought kneepads, bitch! 834 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:56,096 Fix me a Prairie Oyster and I'll think about it. 835 00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,226 [eggshell cracks] 836 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,477 Don't forget the worcestershire. 837 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,188 Oh. You know your hangover cures. 838 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,607 My dad thought me all kinds of stuff. 839 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:08,359 [chuckles] 840 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,485 Hey. 841 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,945 Here's my revenge. 842 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:14,949 I'm going to drop a phlegm globber in her Prairie Oyster. 843 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:17,868 [chuckles] She'll never know. 844 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,287 [makes sound] 845 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:30,756 I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself. 846 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:35,052 Oh, don't be a dick. That stuff would kill her. 847 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,680 Thus, ending her hangover. 848 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:42,434 I say, we go with big blue. 849 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,145 Hey, what are you doing? You can't just... 850 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:49,358 Besides, she would never drink anything that looks like that. 851 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,404 Well, ceramic mug, dim light, 852 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:55,155 she won't know what she's drinking. 853 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,118 [Veronica] Forget it. 854 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:01,954 Oh... 855 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,541 chicken. 856 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:12,965 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 857 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:18,012 You're not funny. 858 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,555 All right. I'm sorry. 859 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,683 [Heather C] Prairie Oyster! Chop, chop! 860 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,436 [JD] Veronica, you, uh... 861 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,770 I what? 862 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,940 Good luck. 863 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:35,696 Good morning, Heather. 864 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:37,865 Ahh, 865 00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:39,950 Veronica... 866 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,912 and Jesse James. 867 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,457 [speaks French] Quelle surprise. 868 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,334 Let's get to it. 869 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:49,460 Beg. 870 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,211 We both said things we didn't mean last night. 871 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:54,506 I actually prefer if you did this on your knees 872 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:55,966 in front of your boy toy. 873 00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:00,220 Okay. Look, I am really sorry. 874 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,765 Down. 875 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,025 Nice. 876 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,778 But you're still dead to me. 877 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:19,323 [suspenseful music playing] 878 00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:28,248 Corn... 879 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,334 nuts. 880 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,590 [speaks French] Quelle surprise... 881 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:38,926 Well, don't just stand there. Call 911! 882 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:41,512 [JD] A little late for that. 883 00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:43,389 Heather. Heather. Oh. 884 00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:46,433 Oh, my--oh, my God, I just killed my best friend! 885 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,937 Oh, and your worst enemy so... 886 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:52,106 The police are gonna think I did this on purpose. 887 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:55,275 They're gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin. 888 00:44:55,317 --> 00:45:00,155 Unless, look, she was reading The Bell Jar. 889 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,908 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 890 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,451 You can fake her handwriting. 891 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:07,663 It will make her sound deep, like this... 892 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:13,335 ♪ I had pain in my path Like Silvia Plath ♪ 893 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,963 ♪ My problems were myriad ♪ 894 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:19,007 ♪ I was having my period ♪ 895 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,969 [laughs] 896 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,721 Oh, my God. 897 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:26,598 You could go to jail. Get your head straight now. 898 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,476 Heather would never use the word myriad. 899 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:31,019 She missed it in her vocab quiz. 900 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,440 So, it's a badge for her failures at school. 901 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:35,899 Work with me. 902 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,486 Okay. 903 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:44,366 What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet? 904 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:48,704 ♪ Dear World Believe it or not ♪ 905 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,372 ♪ I knew about fear ♪ 906 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,291 ♪ I knew the way Loneliness stung ♪ 907 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,169 ♪ I hid behind smiles And crazy hot clothes ♪ 908 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:57,421 ♪ I learned to kiss boys With my tongue ♪ 909 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,380 That's good. 910 00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,631 ♪ But, oh ♪ 911 00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:03,260 ♪ The world, it held me down♪ 912 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:08,265 ♪ It weighed like a concrete Prom queen crown ♪ 913 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:14,188 ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 914 00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:18,901 ♪ No one gets her insecurity ♪ 915 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:24,406 ♪ I am more than shoulder pads And makeup ♪ 916 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,408 ♪ No one sees ♪ 917 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:31,121 ♪ The me inside of me ♪ 918 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:35,375 Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. 919 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,961 Hey, keep going. 920 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,797 This has to be good enough to fool the cops. 921 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,012 Is it murder? 922 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,557 No, look. There's a suicide note. 923 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:53,393 [all] ♪ They couldn't see past ♪ 924 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:55,062 ♪ My rock star mystique ♪ 925 00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:57,105 ♪ They wouldn't dare Look in my eyes ♪ 926 00:46:57,147 --> 00:47:00,234 ♪ But just underneath Was a terrified girl ♪ 927 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,986 ♪ Who clings to her pillow And cries ♪ 928 00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:08,367 ♪ My looks were just like Prison bars ♪ 929 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:13,455 ♪ They've left me A myriad of scars ♪ 930 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,957 Myriad. Nice. 931 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:20,212 [all] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has substance ♪ 932 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:23,674 ♪ That's the curse Of popularity ♪ 933 00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:25,342 [backup singers] ♪ Popularity ♪ 934 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:30,180 ♪ I am more than just A source of hand jobs ♪ 935 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:36,186 [all] ♪ No one sees The me inside of me ♪ 936 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,523 [Coach Ripper] Yeah, I'm telling you, 937 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,691 Principal Gowan. 938 00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:43,402 Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide. 939 00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:46,572 You should cancel classes. 940 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,115 I send the kids home before lunch 941 00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:50,492 and the switchboard will light up like a Christmas tree. 942 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,327 Our children are dying. 943 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:55,831 What the school needs is a good old-fashion rap session. 944 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,208 I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria 945 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:01,628 and just talk and feel together. 946 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,255 Thank you, Ms. Fleming. 947 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,465 Call me when the shuttle lands. 948 00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:06,675 [laughter] 949 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,093 Go ahead, laugh at the hippie. 950 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,804 But we all misjudged Heather Chandler. 951 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:11,972 Myself included. 952 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,391 I mean, have you read this suicide note, 953 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:15,684 really read it? 954 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,561 ♪ Box up my clothing For Goodwill ♪ 955 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,438 ♪ Let's give the poor A helping hand ♪ 956 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:21,607 ♪ Donate my necklaces And rings ♪ 957 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:23,901 ♪ To starving children Needing set ♪ 958 00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:25,694 ♪ Send them my hats and my CDs ♪ 959 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:29,948 ♪ My pumps My flats, my three TVs! ♪ 960 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:35,329 [all] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 961 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,539 ♪ But I weep for all ♪ 962 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,167 ♪ I failed to be I failed to be ♪ 963 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:44,504 ♪ Maybe I can help the world By leaving ♪ 964 00:48:44,546 --> 00:48:46,924 ♪ Maybe that's the me ♪ 965 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:51,637 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 966 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:53,055 Ugh, hell. 967 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,640 Long weekend for everybody! 968 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:58,518 [cheering] 969 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,562 While they're refueling the buses, 970 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,231 which gives us a solid half hour of healing. 971 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:06,234 I want you all to study this suicide note, 972 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,029 so you can really feel Heather's anguish. 973 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,657 ♪ Her world seem Like a perfect place ♪ 974 00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:13,659 [Ms. Fleming] Go on. 975 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,452 ♪ Had no effects ♪ 976 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,245 ♪ That's why she punched me In the face ♪ 977 00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:18,705 [Ms. Fleming] Heal! 978 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:19,873 ♪ Desperate to connect ♪ 979 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,793 [Veronica] [makes sound] 980 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,296 Veronica, something on your mind? 981 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,549 I'm sorry. It's just this classroom discussion 982 00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:31,885 is stirring up emotions I haven't felt 983 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:35,472 since hands across America. 984 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:37,849 My God. 985 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:39,810 ♪ Look what we've done We're breaking through ♪ 986 00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,770 ♪ Heather would be So proud of you! ♪ 987 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:44,982 [All] ♪ And you! And you! And you! And you! ♪ 988 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:49,653 ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl can touch you ♪ 989 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:51,571 Heather touching me... 990 00:49:51,613 --> 00:49:55,033 [All] ♪ But she's made us Better than we were ♪ 991 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,910 ♪ Heather's dead ♪ 992 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,830 ♪ But she will live inside me ♪ 993 00:49:59,871 --> 00:50:03,417 ♪ And I'll be the me Inside of her ♪ 994 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,584 Holy crap! 995 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:05,961 This is awesome! 996 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:10,132 [All] ♪ Heather cried, our sins Fell on her shoulders! ♪ 997 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:12,426 Jesus Christ! 998 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,511 ♪ So we could all be free! ♪ 999 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:16,096 I'm bigger than John Lennon! 1000 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:19,349 [All] ♪ Heather's gone But she will live forever! ♪ 1001 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:22,769 ♪ She's the dove That sings outside my window ♪ 1002 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:25,772 ♪ She's the twin From whom I'm separated ♪ 1003 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:29,735 ♪ She's the horse I never got for Christmas ♪ 1004 00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:31,987 [All] ♪ Heather sees the me ♪ 1005 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:36,241 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 1006 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,453 ♪ Heather is the me ♪ 1007 00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:41,913 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 1008 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:45,083 ♪ Inside of... ♪ 1009 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,006 ♪ Me! ♪ 1010 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:54,801 [cheers and applause] 1011 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:08,315 As anyone who saw the Breakfast Club can tell you, 1012 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:11,610 all teenagers are essentially the same. 1013 00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:16,239 Heather was not alone in feeling alone. 1014 00:51:16,281 --> 00:51:21,661 We have to identify the other ticking bombs out there. 1015 00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:23,747 Identify and... 1016 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:25,624 heal them. 1017 00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:29,002 But I gave Heather a C-minus last week. 1018 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,630 And now, I lie awake at night wondering... 1019 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:32,964 God, turn it off. 1020 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:36,843 ...if not, was what pushed her over the edge? 1021 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:38,220 [Veronica] Ugh, what crap. 1022 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:40,639 Shows like this make suicide look cool. 1023 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,432 Hey, kids, make your teacher cry, 1024 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:45,519 get the respect you didn't get in life. 1025 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,978 It's gross. 1026 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,732 Do you think Heather's mother keeps everything 1027 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,486 in her room the same, like, she's alive. 1028 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:58,240 Well, rugs gonna need to get cleaning. 1029 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,409 [laughter] 1030 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:02,786 Why? 1031 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,871 Well, I feel bad. 1032 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,707 Heather was a human-being and we killed her. 1033 00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:09,126 You feel bad, too, right? 1034 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:10,585 Of course. 1035 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,587 Hey, you wanna get some ice cream? Let's go hit Dairy Queen. 1036 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:14,131 What's wrong? 1037 00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:16,049 We need to leave now. 1038 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:17,384 [Mr. Dean] Jason, are you here?! 1039 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:19,678 That's my dad. 1040 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,763 Not a good idea. 1041 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,682 It's show time. 1042 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,267 Veronica, this is my dad, Big Bud Dean-- 1043 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:28,812 Get rid of her. Some friends of ours need a hotel broke down. 1044 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,063 Now, run over to Sears, 1045 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:32,190 get 80 pounds of fertilizer 1046 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,859 and some diesel fuel. 1047 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,444 Uh, use the Nevada ID. 1048 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,573 I'm going for ice cream, with my girlfriend. 1049 00:52:40,031 --> 00:52:41,366 [scoffs] 1050 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:50,542 You know how I blew up one of these shit box suburban houses? 1051 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,420 Packed the top floor with thermals, 1052 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:57,465 set it all off with a Norwegian in the boiler room. 1053 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,432 Where is your house, sweetheart? 1054 00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:06,933 Right. 1055 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,398 Well, I should go. 1056 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,735 My mom is cooking dinner. 1057 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,406 Spaghetti with lots of oregano. 1058 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,700 Nice. 1059 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:26,077 Last time I saw my mom, she was waving at me 1060 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:29,080 out the window of a library in Texas. 1061 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,374 Right, dad? 1062 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:36,338 Right, son. 1063 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:44,221 Okay. Well, see you tomorrow. 1064 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:46,306 Dear, Diary. 1065 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:51,186 JD's dad will not be speaking at our wedding. 1066 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,855 [phone ringing] 1067 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:57,817 Hello? 1068 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,319 Veronica? It's Heather Mc. 1069 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:02,030 I need help. I'm out at Layman's Farm. 1070 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,323 What's wrong? 1071 00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:06,368 Just hurry, please. It's an emergency. 1072 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:07,577 Is she coming? 1073 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,829 She said she was, but I kind of feel bad 1074 00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:12,207 for dragging her all the way out here. 1075 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,793 Nobody cares about your feelings. 1076 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:17,796 Oh, this mud is gonna ruin my shoes. 1077 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:20,632 Hmm, I'm not sure it's mud. 1078 00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:23,176 Shit! 1079 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,393 [Veronica] What are you two doing in the middle 1080 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:32,852 of a cow pasture? 1081 00:54:32,894 --> 00:54:33,979 We're stranded. 1082 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,522 We were headed to the cemetery to pour 1083 00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,107 a jug of Thunderbird on Heather's grave. 1084 00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:39,818 You know, from her homies. 1085 00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:42,696 But Kurt and Ram saw cows and stopped the car. 1086 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:45,782 Why? There's nothing out here, but cows. 1087 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,534 [Kurt] Get ready to push! Put your back into it! 1088 00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:50,370 [Ram] At the count of three! 1089 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:51,496 Cow tipping. 1090 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,957 One, two, three. 1091 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:55,959 [cow mooing] 1092 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,127 [cow thuds] 1093 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:58,295 So immature. 1094 00:54:58,336 --> 00:54:59,879 Come on. I'll drive you guys home. 1095 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:02,007 Oh, that's not why we called you. [chuckles] 1096 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,092 We made a deal with the guys. 1097 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,094 A deal? 1098 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,137 What kind of a deal? 1099 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,430 If we got you to show up here, 1100 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:10,140 Kurt promised to give us his keys, 1101 00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:11,975 so Heather and I could go home. 1102 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:14,102 Show up for... 1103 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,562 what exactly? 1104 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:16,855 Come on. 1105 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,566 I've seen you looking at Kurt. 1106 00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:21,276 [chuckles] What? 1107 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,070 You think he's cute, right? 1108 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:27,657 And Ram also very cute? 1109 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,159 [Kurt] The cows are down for the cows. 1110 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,952 [Ram] And the chicks are up for grabs. 1111 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,329 -[Kurt] Yow! -Veronica's here, 1112 00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:34,706 so we're leaving. Car keys now. 1113 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,249 [Kurt] All right. 1114 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,542 Don't do anything we wouldn't do. 1115 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,877 [Ram] Bye. 1116 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:42,213 [Kurt] Oh, look, more keys. 1117 00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:43,965 Give me my keys. No. Stop screwing around. 1118 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,967 I have to get home. 1119 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,802 Not when you're dressed like that. 1120 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:50,430 Dressed like what? This is what I always wear. 1121 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:51,890 I know. And it's torture. 1122 00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:55,352 How do you expect us to control ourselves when you look so hot? 1123 00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:58,021 ♪ Dear Diary Here we are in the dark ♪ 1124 00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,899 ♪ Fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree ♪ 1125 00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,567 ♪ I never get that far ♪ 1126 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,402 ♪ They're a hundred pounds Heavier ♪ 1127 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:06,154 ♪ They have my keys I'm a rat in a trap ♪ 1128 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,156 ♪ Correction, I'm the cheese ♪ 1129 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,116 ♪ Hey there, girl Ignore this fool ♪ 1130 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:12,744 ♪ He tries to play cool While he's dribbling drool ♪ 1131 00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,538 ♪ Just trying to say In our friendly way ♪ 1132 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:18,249 ♪ That you've gotten hotter Like every day ♪ 1133 00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:19,876 Ha! 1134 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,628 ♪ Avoid this punk ♪ 1135 00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:23,671 ♪ He's hungry for a hunk Of the junk in your trunk ♪ 1136 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,132 ♪ There is no lie That dog won't try ♪ 1137 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:28,802 ♪ When a tasty treat Like you walks by ♪ 1138 00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:31,721 [both] ♪ 'Cause once You were geeky and nerdy ♪ 1139 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:34,599 ♪ Now, you're flirty Freaky, and dirty ♪ 1140 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,601 ♪ You were nothing and nobody ♪ 1141 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:40,313 [both] ♪ But now you're good Enough to get with me ♪ 1142 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:42,440 ♪ Huh, you're welcome ♪ 1143 00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,150 ♪ Look where you are ♪ 1144 00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:46,444 ♪ You're welcome You've won the football star ♪ 1145 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,821 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1146 00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:49,406 ♪ Baby, what's that smell? ♪ 1147 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:51,741 ♪ That's the smell of me Loving you well ♪ 1148 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,159 [both] ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1149 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:56,079 [mimics beatboxing] 1150 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,331 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1151 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:00,083 ♪ This is not a bad dream ♪ 1152 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,293 ♪ In a cow pasture No one can hear you scream ♪ 1153 00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:03,711 ♪ Never break their stare ♪ 1154 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,588 ♪ Stay awake, stay aware ♪ 1155 00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:08,007 ♪ You're not in real danger 'Till they grab your hair ♪ 1156 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,300 ♪ Come back, girl ♪ 1157 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010 ♪ Now, don't play hurt ♪ 1158 00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,012 ♪ If you don't want me staring Why you're wearing that skirt? ♪ 1159 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:15,306 ♪ We can't be tamed And we can't be blamed ♪ 1160 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,767 ♪ It's all your fault That we're inflamed ♪ 1161 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:21,062 [both] ♪ Because once You were grody and grotty ♪ 1162 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:23,815 ♪ Now, you got a body Like a Maserati ♪ 1163 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,443 [both] ♪ Stroke my fur Make me purr ♪ 1164 00:57:26,484 --> 00:57:29,612 ♪ Hey, you wanted To be popular! ♪ 1165 00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:31,030 Hit me! 1166 00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:32,866 [both] ♪ You're welcome Look where you are ♪ 1167 00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:34,367 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1168 00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,952 ♪ Come get your football star ♪ 1169 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,954 ♪ You're welcome Come and join the pros ♪ 1170 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:41,207 ♪ Because once we squeeze you You'll stay squoze ♪ 1171 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,543 ♪ You're welcome in my lap Welcome on my knee ♪ 1172 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,171 ♪ Well, come on and get grabby In the grass with me ♪ 1173 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:48,590 ♪ I got one last chance To save my ass ♪ 1174 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:51,259 ♪ What was that move From my self-defense class? ♪ 1175 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,011 ♪ I'll steal your heart Like a thief ♪ 1176 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:54,846 ♪ Bring you sweet relief ♪ 1177 00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:56,598 [both] ♪ Call me Wendy 'Cause you'll never wonder ♪ 1178 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,266 ♪ "Where is the beef?" ♪ 1179 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,435 ♪ They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg ♪ 1180 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,438 ♪ Stay friendly, then gently Accidentally sweep the leg ♪ 1181 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,733 Whoa, what the hell? 1182 00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:07,734 Oh, gross. 1183 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,194 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1184 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:10,403 Back up fool, you reek. 1185 00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:11,821 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1186 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:13,740 Well, you smell like a sewage leak. 1187 00:58:13,781 --> 00:58:15,575 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1188 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:17,660 ♪ I'm pretty sure This ain't mud! ♪ 1189 00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,913 ♪ It's cow manure! ♪ 1190 00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:21,664 [Veronica] ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1191 00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:23,416 [Veronica] ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1192 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,418 Oh, God, it's in my head. 1193 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,337 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1194 00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,255 ♪ Now, let's not dwell I'mma smell ♪ 1195 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:31,174 [both] ♪ You can tell I can still be loving you well ♪ 1196 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,967 Swell! 1197 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:34,802 See you in hell! 1198 00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,305 ♪ No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be I'll be loving ♪ 1199 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,682 ♪ Loving, loving, loving Loving you well ♪ 1200 00:58:39,724 --> 00:58:42,560 [all] ♪ You're welcome You're welcome ♪ 1201 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:45,688 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1202 00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:51,194 [cheers and applause] 1203 00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:01,412 [jazz music playing] 1204 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,252 Dear Diary, 1205 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:08,503 that was a close call. 1206 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,755 My so-called friends avoided date rape 1207 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:15,009 by volunteering me for date rape. 1208 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:20,098 That sort of assholery never happened when I was in charge. 1209 00:59:20,139 --> 00:59:21,391 Oh... you. 1210 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:23,726 I kept Ram and Kurt on a tight leash. 1211 00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:27,689 Look, I'm sorry you're dead now, but let's not rewrite history. 1212 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:29,190 You were a thug. 1213 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,233 Maybe. 1214 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,859 But I made the trains run on time, 1215 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,194 everyone knew their place, 1216 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:34,529 the year book got done properly, 1217 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,364 the prom was consistently awesome, 1218 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:39,826 and the spirit float always won a goddamn blue ribbon. 1219 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:41,619 Once you've scarfed down a hot ball of chaos, 1220 00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:46,583 you'll look back on my regime as look at old days. 1221 00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:49,210 What are those two pillowcases doing? 1222 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:52,922 [Veronica] It looks like they're clearing out your locker. 1223 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:55,592 Hey, that's Heather's scrunchie. 1224 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:57,427 Heather Chandler is gone. 1225 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:59,512 It's up to me to take her place. 1226 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:00,930 [laughs] 1227 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:02,056 Is that a joke? 1228 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,309 It is most definitely a joke. 1229 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,811 Why would you say that, Heather? 1230 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,479 [Heather C] See? Chaos. 1231 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:09,814 Heather was our friend. 1232 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,442 We can't just swap her out like a light bulb. 1233 01:00:12,483 --> 01:00:16,279 It's because I'm not a cheerleader like you, isn't it? 1234 01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:18,948 You think you're better than me. 1235 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,325 What? 1236 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:22,910 No. [laughs] 1237 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,329 Shut up, Heather. 1238 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:26,372 No, Heather! You shut up! 1239 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:29,667 [upbeat music playing] 1240 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:34,047 ♪ I have a new favorite color ♪ 1241 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:37,133 ♪ Heather choked Bought the farm ♪ 1242 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:38,926 ♪ She could not hack it ♪ 1243 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:42,889 ♪ Now, we need a strong arm To run this racket ♪ 1244 01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:44,932 ♪ Heather's out Who will rise? ♪ 1245 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,476 ♪ Gotta fill that vacuum ♪ 1246 01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:48,353 ♪ It's my turn, it's my prize ♪ 1247 01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:50,813 ♪ I spit lightning Crack, boom! ♪ 1248 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,690 ♪ I bit my tongue so long ♪ 1249 01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:54,734 ♪ I learned to count to ten ♪ 1250 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,861 ♪ My silence may be strong ♪ 1251 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,613 ♪ I did my time and then ♪ 1252 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,365 ♪ A house dropped on her head ♪ 1253 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:04,202 [all] ♪ The witch is dead Ding dong! ♪ 1254 01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:06,037 ♪ Move, bitch, it's my song ♪ 1255 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:09,666 [all] ♪ I will never Shut up again ♪ 1256 01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:13,628 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1257 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,674 ♪ Brand new day Watching dreams come true ♪ 1258 01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:19,384 ♪ Well for me, not you ♪ 1259 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:23,680 [all] ♪ 'Cause I'll never Shut up again ♪ 1260 01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:25,973 ♪ Girls like me Don't climb high ♪ 1261 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,767 ♪ Can't crack that ceiling ♪ 1262 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:31,521 ♪ But now I scrape the sky It's you who's kneeling ♪ 1263 01:01:31,562 --> 01:01:33,815 ♪ Heather's pet You're old news ♪ 1264 01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,400 ♪ Look at you, you're busted ♪ 1265 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,193 ♪ You think You'll fill her shoes ♪ 1266 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,237 ♪ Too late, I just did ♪ 1267 01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:41,072 [all] ♪ Now, I don't need To brag ♪ 1268 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:43,157 ♪ Once I was one of you ♪ 1269 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:45,451 ♪ But now I am the flag ♪ 1270 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:47,036 ♪ You pledge allegiance to ♪ 1271 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,122 ♪ I am the dream you chase ♪ 1272 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:52,417 ♪ I'm your amazing grace ♪ 1273 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,711 ♪ Yo, party's at my place ♪ 1274 01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:58,339 [all] ♪ I will never Shut up again ♪ 1275 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,634 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1276 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:05,388 ♪ Brand new day Now we're finally free ♪ 1277 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,265 ♪ Free to worship me ♪ 1278 01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:09,350 [all] ♪ 'Cause I'll never shut up-- ♪ 1279 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:13,062 ♪ Shut up, don't judge me Little Ms. Innocence ♪ 1280 01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:16,858 ♪ Your hands ain't clean I see your fingerprints ♪ 1281 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:20,653 ♪ You act so uptight So virgin white ♪ 1282 01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:22,739 ♪ But I heard from the boys ♪ 1283 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,699 ♪ What you are up To last night ♪ 1284 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,576 ♪ Veronica is my wet dream ♪ 1285 01:02:26,617 --> 01:02:28,327 ♪ Veronica likes to scream ♪ 1286 01:02:28,369 --> 01:02:30,705 ♪ Veronica took one For the team ♪ 1287 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,540 ♪ She took two for the team ♪ 1288 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,125 What?! 1289 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,877 ♪ That girl was big fun ♪ 1290 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:37,295 [all] ♪ Big fun ♪ 1291 01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:39,422 [both] ♪ We smoked her crack♪ 1292 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,257 ♪ That crack was big fun ♪ 1293 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:43,009 ♪ And that's when things Went South ♪ 1294 01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:45,052 ♪ We had a swordfight In her mouth ♪ 1295 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,013 [all] ♪ Whoa! Dang diggity Dang-a-dang freak! ♪ 1296 01:02:47,054 --> 01:02:49,015 ♪ Dang diggity dang-a-dang Slut! ♪ 1297 01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:52,268 ♪ Dang diggity dang-a-dang Swordfight in her mouth, ha! ♪ 1298 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,645 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1299 01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:58,608 ♪ Swordfight in her mouth ♪ 1300 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,234 ♪ Swordfight in her mouth ♪ 1301 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:03,780 ♪ I'm on fire And you're my fuel ♪ 1302 01:03:03,821 --> 01:03:05,615 ♪ You should find a new school ♪ 1303 01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:07,950 [all ] ♪ 'Cause I'll never Shut up again ♪ 1304 01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,952 ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, oh ♪ 1305 01:03:09,994 --> 01:03:13,289 [all] ♪ Never shut up again ♪ 1306 01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:15,500 ♪ Never shut up again ♪ 1307 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:17,835 ♪ All hail the queen I'll wear the red ♪ 1308 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,420 ♪ The scrunchie's on my head ♪ 1309 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:21,672 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 1310 01:03:21,714 --> 01:03:23,424 ♪ I am a crimson tide ♪ 1311 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,092 ♪ You better mind what you do ♪ 1312 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:27,261 ♪ Big sister's watching you ♪ 1313 01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:28,888 ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪ 1314 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:33,518 ♪ Because I will never Shut up again ♪ 1315 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:38,439 [all] Hah! 1316 01:03:49,283 --> 01:03:50,618 [indistinct chattering] 1317 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,662 [JD] Veronica? What's wrong? 1318 01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:53,871 What happened? 1319 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:56,582 Oh, she cried just like that last night, 1320 01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,960 when she saw how big I was. 1321 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:02,338 [indistinct chattering] 1322 01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,176 [whistle blowing] 1323 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,597 Back to class! All of you, back to class! 1324 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:13,266 Are you okay? 1325 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:16,269 [groans] Sort of. 1326 01:04:18,145 --> 01:04:19,272 What about you? 1327 01:04:19,313 --> 01:04:20,648 No, I'm fine. 1328 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,400 Listen... 1329 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:24,652 sorry about the waterworks. 1330 01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:30,658 ♪ They made you cry ♪ 1331 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,786 ♪ But that will end tonight ♪ 1332 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,913 ♪ You are the only thing ♪ 1333 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:40,251 ♪ That's right About this broken world ♪ 1334 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:43,212 ♪ Go on and cry ♪ 1335 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:46,716 ♪ But when the morning comes ♪ 1336 01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:48,259 ♪ We'll burn it down ♪ 1337 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:53,598 ♪ And then, we'll build The world again ♪ 1338 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:57,101 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1339 01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:00,438 Are you okay? 1340 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,610 ♪ I was alone ♪ 1341 01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:08,863 ♪ I was a frozen lake ♪ 1342 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:11,866 ♪ But then you melted me awake ♪ 1343 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:15,036 ♪ See, now I'm crying, too ♪ 1344 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,704 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1345 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,205 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1346 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:20,124 ♪ And when the morning comes ♪ 1347 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,709 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1348 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,420 ♪ We'll burn away that tear ♪ 1349 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,964 ♪ And raise our city here ♪ 1350 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:30,718 ♪ Raise our city here ♪ 1351 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,930 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1352 01:05:41,395 --> 01:05:43,314 [phone ringing] 1353 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,612 Hello! 1354 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:50,821 Kurt? 1355 01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:52,448 Veronica? 1356 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,659 I'm sorry about the other night. 1357 01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:59,330 I just couldn't decide which of you two hot gentleman 1358 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:00,790 I wanted to be with. 1359 01:06:00,831 --> 01:06:04,001 And then, I realized why decide at all? 1360 01:06:05,169 --> 01:06:07,171 Wait, what? 1361 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:09,966 Meet me at the cemetery at midnight. 1362 01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:11,258 Who? 1363 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:12,969 Me or Ram? 1364 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:14,512 Yes. 1365 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:17,765 What does she want? 1366 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,475 Us. 1367 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:21,894 Hell, yeah, punch it in. 1368 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,563 ♪ We can start and finish wars ♪ 1369 01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:27,525 ♪ We're what killed The dinosaurs ♪ 1370 01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:32,488 ♪ We're the asteroid That's overdue ♪ 1371 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:35,616 ♪ The dinosaurs choked On the dust ♪ 1372 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:39,036 ♪ They died Because God said they must ♪ 1373 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:45,042 ♪ The new world needed room For me and you ♪ 1374 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:52,466 ♪ I worship you ♪ 1375 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:56,262 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 1376 01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:59,223 ♪ They all will disappear ♪ 1377 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:01,308 ♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ 1378 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:05,646 ♪ Plant our garden here ♪ 1379 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:07,356 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1380 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,026 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1381 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,069 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1382 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:16,782 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1383 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,126 Whoa! 1384 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,544 Are those real? 1385 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,796 Yeah, but we're filling it with Ich Lüge bullets. 1386 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:32,006 Ich Lüge? 1387 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:34,425 My granddad scored them in World War II. 1388 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,635 They contain a powerful tranquilizer. 1389 01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:38,471 The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides 1390 01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:41,098 when the Russians invaded Berlin. 1391 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,059 We'll use them to knock out Ram and Kurt 1392 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:46,687 long enough to make it look like a suicide pact 1393 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:50,399 complete with a forged suicide note. 1394 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,194 [both] "Ram and I died 1395 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:55,071 because we had to hide our gay forbidden love 1396 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:57,656 from a disapproving world." 1397 01:07:57,698 --> 01:07:58,991 [cheers and applause] 1398 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:01,702 [JD] ♪ And when the morning comes ♪ 1399 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,163 ♪ They'll both be Laughing stocks ♪ 1400 01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:09,919 [both] ♪ So, let's go hunt Some jocks! ♪ 1401 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:16,175 [dramatic music playing] 1402 01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,224 Hi, Veronica. 1403 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:26,602 So, do we just like whip it out or what? 1404 01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,855 Take it slow, Ram. 1405 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:31,315 Strip for me. 1406 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:34,276 Oh, okay. Okay. 1407 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:39,073 [audience wooing] 1408 01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:42,701 [indistinct chatter] 1409 01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:44,662 [Kurt] I got it. 1410 01:08:45,996 --> 01:08:48,249 You know, I like the tie. 1411 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,668 Put the tie on. 1412 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:52,503 [audience laughing] 1413 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,130 My mom bought it for me. 1414 01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:55,798 [audience laughing] 1415 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,258 What about you? 1416 01:08:57,299 --> 01:09:01,137 Oh, I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport. 1417 01:09:01,178 --> 01:09:03,764 [gasps] 1418 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:11,522 [audience wooing] 1419 01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:14,900 [both] Dude! Matching. Woo-hoo! 1420 01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:15,901 Nice. 1421 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:18,279 Count of three. 1422 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,282 One, two... 1423 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,659 Three! 1424 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:24,827 [Kurt] Holy crap! 1425 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,996 [JD] Don't move. I'll get him back! 1426 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:31,458 Ram? You're just unconscious, right, Ram? 1427 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:32,501 Ram. 1428 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:33,961 [Kurt] Look. Look, I was only joking 1429 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,212 about calling your girlfriend a whore! 1430 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:36,839 Get off the damn fence! 1431 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:39,258 I don't understand! 1432 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:43,387 ♪ We can start and finish wars ♪ 1433 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:46,557 ♪ We're what killed The dinosaurs ♪ 1434 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:51,353 ♪ We're the asteroid That's overdue ♪ 1435 01:09:51,395 --> 01:09:52,813 Stop being a dick! 1436 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:54,899 ♪ The dinosaurs will turn To dust ♪ 1437 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,317 What does that mean? 1438 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:58,444 ♪ They'll die because We say they must ♪ 1439 01:09:58,485 --> 01:09:59,653 [gunshot] 1440 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:02,406 No, no, no. Wait. 1441 01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:11,790 What the fuck have you done? 1442 01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:19,965 ♪ I worship you ♪ 1443 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:22,676 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 1444 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:25,888 ♪ We'll make them disappear ♪ 1445 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:31,352 ♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ 1446 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,146 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1447 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:36,899 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1448 01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:39,777 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1449 01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:42,529 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1450 01:10:42,571 --> 01:10:44,406 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1451 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:46,992 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 1452 01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:48,285 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 1453 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:53,958 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 1454 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:02,758 [cheers and applause] 1455 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:30,035 [indistinct chatter] 1456 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:33,247 [dramatic music playing] 1457 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:36,750 [cheers and applause] 1458 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:40,296 [dramatic music playing] 1459 01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:09,366 ♪ Dear Diary ♪ 1460 01:12:10,242 --> 01:12:11,744 ♪ I'm going steady ♪ 1461 01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:13,203 ♪ Mostly he's awesome ♪ 1462 01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:15,497 ♪ If a bit too rock and roll ♪ 1463 01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:18,667 ♪ Lately he's bumped off Three of my classmates ♪ 1464 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:23,630 ♪ God have mercy on my soul ♪ 1465 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:29,303 ♪ They were just 17 ♪ 1466 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:34,767 ♪ They still had room to grow ♪ 1467 01:12:34,808 --> 01:12:38,896 ♪ They could've Turned out good ♪ 1468 01:12:38,937 --> 01:12:44,568 ♪ But now we'll never know ♪ 1469 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,237 [JD] There's been a distinct lack of girls 1470 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:49,531 climbing through my bedroom window lately. 1471 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:50,741 Take the hint. 1472 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:52,701 Okay. You're mad, I get it. 1473 01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:54,161 No, I don't think you do. 1474 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,246 Ich Lüge bullets? You lied to me. 1475 01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,124 Come on. You lied to yourself. You wanted them dead, too. 1476 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,417 I did not. 1477 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:01,502 Did not. 1478 01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:03,796 Did not. 1479 01:13:03,837 --> 01:13:05,589 Yes. 1480 01:13:05,631 --> 01:13:07,800 Can they make you cry now? 1481 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:10,886 No, but you can. 1482 01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:14,181 Just wait 'till you see the good that comes of this. 1483 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:17,726 What good could possibly come of this? 1484 01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:20,312 Call me an optimist. 1485 01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:21,647 [audience laughing] 1486 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,983 [dramatic music playing] 1487 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,485 Dear Diary, 1488 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:30,864 my teenage angst bullshit has a body count. 1489 01:13:30,906 --> 01:13:33,200 [audience laughing] 1490 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:44,920 I don't really know what I'm supposed to say up here. 1491 01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:48,090 I'm ashamed, certainly. 1492 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:52,803 My family has turned our town into a laughing stock. 1493 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:58,016 My boy Kurt wasn't who I thought he was. 1494 01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:02,354 When I think of the sick, 1495 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:05,149 disgusting things Kurt and Ram were doing-- 1496 01:14:05,190 --> 01:14:08,444 You wait just a minute, Paul! 1497 01:14:08,485 --> 01:14:11,029 It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours 1498 01:14:11,071 --> 01:14:14,616 that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! 1499 01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:17,828 ♪ They were not dirty ♪ 1500 01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:20,205 ♪ They were not wrong! ♪ 1501 01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:25,169 ♪ They were two lonely verses ♪ 1502 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,337 ♪ In the Lord's great song ♪ 1503 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:29,047 Our boys were pansies, Bill! 1504 01:14:29,089 --> 01:14:30,632 Yes! 1505 01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:34,887 ♪ My boy's a homosexual ♪ 1506 01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:39,683 ♪ And that don't scare me none ♪ 1507 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:44,313 ♪ I want the world to know ♪ 1508 01:14:44,354 --> 01:14:46,315 ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1509 01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:48,275 [cheers and applause] 1510 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:50,694 ♪ And praying And reading some magazines ♪ 1511 01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:53,280 ♪ And it's time We open our eyes ♪ 1512 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,699 ♪ Well, the good Lord Made gay penguins ♪ 1513 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,618 ♪ And the noble chimpanzees ♪ 1514 01:14:57,659 --> 01:15:01,205 ♪ I've seen gay lions show Their pride in documentaries ♪ 1515 01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:05,626 ♪ If nature gets her orders Handed down from God above ♪ 1516 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,377 ♪ Then animal or human ♪ 1517 01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:09,171 ♪ You can't help On who you love ♪ 1518 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,923 [all] ♪ Love ♪ 1519 01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:12,508 ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ 1520 01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,384 [choir] ♪ No, oh ♪ 1521 01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:16,386 ♪ They were not fruits! ♪ 1522 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:19,348 ♪ They were just two stray laces In the Lord's big boots ♪ 1523 01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:23,352 ♪ Well, I never cared for homos Much until I reared me one ♪ 1524 01:15:23,393 --> 01:15:26,104 [all] ♪ But now I've learned to love ♪ 1525 01:15:26,146 --> 01:15:27,773 ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1526 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:30,025 [all] ♪ He loves his son He loves his son ♪ 1527 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:31,610 ♪ His dead gay son! ♪ 1528 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:33,529 ♪ Now, I say My boy's in heaven ♪ 1529 01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:35,280 ♪ And he's tanning By the pool! ♪ 1530 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:37,533 ♪ The cherubim walk with him And him ♪ 1531 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:39,409 ♪ And Jesus says "It's cool!" ♪ 1532 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:41,245 ♪ They don't have crime Or hatred ♪ 1533 01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:42,955 ♪ There's no bigotry Or cursing ♪ 1534 01:15:42,996 --> 01:15:44,831 ♪ Just friendly fellows Dressed up ♪ 1535 01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:48,627 ♪ Like their favorite Village person! ♪ 1536 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,879 ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ 1537 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:52,965 ♪ They just had flair! ♪ 1538 01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:55,342 ♪ They were two bright Red ribbons ♪ 1539 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,261 ♪ In the Lord's long hair! ♪ 1540 01:15:57,302 --> 01:16:01,431 ♪ Now, I used to see a homo And go reaching for my gun ♪ 1541 01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:04,768 [all] ♪ But now I've learned to love ♪ 1542 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,311 ♪ And furthermore! ♪ 1543 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,146 ♪ These boys walked Hand-in-hand ♪ 1544 01:16:08,188 --> 01:16:10,148 ♪ These boys They took a stand! ♪ 1545 01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:13,527 ♪ They could not wait One second longer to be free ♪ 1546 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,447 ♪ They test out their disguise No shame, no compromise! ♪ 1547 01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:21,493 ♪ Paul, I can't believe that you still refuse to get a clue ♪ 1548 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:23,954 ♪ After all that We've been through ♪ 1549 01:16:23,996 --> 01:16:25,789 ♪ I'm talking you and me! ♪ 1550 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:26,999 [all gasps] 1551 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:28,917 [audience laughing] 1552 01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,795 In the summer of '83. 1553 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:32,879 [all gasps] 1554 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,757 [audience laughing] 1555 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,137 That... 1556 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:47,436 was one hell of a fishing trip. 1557 01:16:47,477 --> 01:16:48,937 [dramatic music playing] 1558 01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:52,482 [all] ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ 1559 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:56,486 ♪ They were not dirty, whoa! And not perverse no, no! ♪ 1560 01:16:56,528 --> 01:16:58,488 ♪ They were just Shiny rhinestones ♪ 1561 01:16:58,530 --> 01:17:00,240 ♪ On the Lord's big purse! ♪ 1562 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,784 [both] ♪ Our job is now continuing ♪ 1563 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:04,661 ♪ The work that they began! ♪ 1564 01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:07,748 [all] ♪ 'Cause now we love Love, love ♪ 1565 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,499 ♪ We love your dead ♪ 1566 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:11,585 [both] ♪ They're up there Disco dancing ♪ 1567 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,754 ♪ To the thump of angel wings ♪ 1568 01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:15,964 [both] ♪ They grab a mate And roller skate ♪ 1569 01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:18,008 ♪ While Judy Garland sings! ♪ 1570 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:19,968 [both] ♪ They live A playful afterlife ♪ 1571 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,845 ♪ That's fancy, free And reckless! ♪ 1572 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,639 ♪ They swing up On the pearly gates ♪ 1573 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:24,973 [all] ♪ And wear a pearly necklace! ♪ 1574 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:26,350 Woo! 1575 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:28,602 [both] ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ 1576 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,604 ♪ They were good men ♪ 1577 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,147 ♪ And now They're happy bear cubs ♪ 1578 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:34,149 ♪ In the Lord's big den! ♪ 1579 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:39,237 [audience wooing] 1580 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:57,047 [both] ♪ Go forth And love each other now ♪ 1581 01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:02,469 ♪ Like our boys Would have done ♪ 1582 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,722 ♪ We'll teach the world To love ♪ 1583 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:07,432 [all] ♪ The world to love ♪ 1584 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:08,975 ♪ The world to love ♪ 1585 01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:10,852 [both] ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1586 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,729 [all] ♪ Not half bad Your dead gay son! ♪ 1587 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,648 ♪ Wish I had Your dead gay son! ♪ 1588 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:20,612 ♪ Thank you, Dad For your dead gay son! ♪ 1589 01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:29,996 [cheers and applause] 1590 01:18:38,922 --> 01:18:41,717 [upbeat music playing] 1591 01:18:54,354 --> 01:18:56,314 [audience laughing] 1592 01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,316 Woo. 1593 01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,944 Hmm. What is that I smell in the air? 1594 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,405 [audience laughing] 1595 01:19:03,447 --> 01:19:05,490 Is that-- is that tolerance? 1596 01:19:06,783 --> 01:19:08,577 Inclusion? 1597 01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:09,661 Love? 1598 01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:11,163 How often can you say it's a good day 1599 01:19:11,204 --> 01:19:13,123 to live in Sherwood, Ohio? 1600 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:14,916 You're welcome, town! 1601 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:18,086 You don't have to be so smug about it. 1602 01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:20,422 Well, your love keeps me humble. 1603 01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,220 So... 1604 01:19:28,513 --> 01:19:29,556 who's next? 1605 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,434 [audience laughing] 1606 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:34,352 Heather Duke? 1607 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:36,062 Well, she started that rumor about you. 1608 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,731 We can underline some meaningful passages 1609 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,524 in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean. 1610 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:40,609 No! 1611 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,444 [whimpering] 1612 01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:45,947 Three people are dead. This ends right here. 1613 01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:49,701 Or what? 1614 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:51,745 Well, any war has casualties. 1615 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,705 Doesn't mean it's not worth fighting. 1616 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:56,416 What? You wanna get a free pass to the cannibals? 1617 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,460 To the assholes who make this world so unbearable 1618 01:19:58,502 --> 01:19:59,920 you can't stand to go on living. 1619 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,630 JD, I-- 1620 01:20:01,671 --> 01:20:03,882 how did your mother die? 1621 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,093 You really wanna know? 1622 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:09,763 I do. 1623 01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:18,355 He says it was an accident. 1624 01:20:20,273 --> 01:20:23,652 But she knew what she was doing. I was nine. 1625 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:26,905 My dad got hired to blow up this condemned library in Texas. 1626 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,784 Norwegian in the boiler room, the usual. 1627 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,702 This day, 1628 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:35,288 this day my mom drives out to the demolition site 1629 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:37,290 with me in the backseat. 1630 01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:39,417 She gets out of the car, and walks in to the building 1631 01:20:39,459 --> 01:20:42,420 two minutes before my dad blows it up. 1632 01:20:42,462 --> 01:20:45,215 She waves at me from the window, 1633 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,800 and then... 1634 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,011 kaboom. 1635 01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,430 She left me. 1636 01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:56,726 I am really sorry. 1637 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:58,687 It's okay. 1638 01:20:58,728 --> 01:21:00,564 The pain gives me clarity. 1639 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:02,941 You know, you and I are special and we have a lot of work to do. 1640 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:04,234 No. What work? 1641 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:06,152 Making the world a decent place for people who are decent. 1642 01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:07,279 When does it end? 1643 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,573 When every asshole is dead! 1644 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,118 ♪ Fine, we're damaged ♪ 1645 01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:14,661 ♪ Really damaged ♪ 1646 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,580 ♪ But that does not Make us wise ♪ 1647 01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:18,707 ♪ We're not special We're not different ♪ 1648 01:21:18,748 --> 01:21:21,877 ♪ We don't choose Who lives or dies ♪ 1649 01:21:21,918 --> 01:21:24,004 ♪ Let's be normal ♪ 1650 01:21:25,338 --> 01:21:27,924 ♪ See bad movies ♪ 1651 01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:30,635 ♪ Sneak a beer and watch TV ♪ 1652 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:34,055 ♪ We'll bake brownies Or go bowling ♪ 1653 01:21:34,097 --> 01:21:40,186 ♪ Don't you want A life with me? ♪ 1654 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:46,568 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1655 01:21:46,610 --> 01:21:53,325 ♪ That's all I want to do ♪ 1656 01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:57,704 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 1657 01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:03,376 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 1658 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:04,628 ♪ People will hurt us ♪ 1659 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:06,212 ♪ Or they vanish ♪ 1660 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:09,799 ♪ And you're right That really blows ♪ 1661 01:22:09,841 --> 01:22:11,301 ♪ But we let go ♪ 1662 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:12,886 ♪ Take a deep breath ♪ 1663 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:16,264 ♪ And go buy Some summer clothes ♪ 1664 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:17,933 ♪ We'll go camping ♪ 1665 01:22:17,974 --> 01:22:19,559 ♪ Play some poker ♪ 1666 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:23,063 ♪ And we'll eat Some chili fries ♪ 1667 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:24,606 ♪ Maybe prom night? ♪ 1668 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,149 ♪ Maybe dancing? ♪ 1669 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:29,444 ♪ Don't stop looking In my eyes ♪ 1670 01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:31,947 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 1671 01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:37,869 [both] ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1672 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:43,833 ♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪ 1673 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:48,380 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 1674 01:22:48,421 --> 01:22:54,511 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 1675 01:22:54,552 --> 01:23:01,226 ♪ Let us be 17 ♪ 1676 01:23:01,267 --> 01:23:07,190 ♪ If we've still got the right ♪ 1677 01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:11,403 ♪ So, what's it gonna be? ♪ 1678 01:23:11,444 --> 01:23:13,071 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 1679 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,198 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 1680 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:21,746 [both] ♪ Tonight ♪ 1681 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:29,546 [cheers and applause] 1682 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:34,926 ♪ Yeah, we're damaged ♪ 1683 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,469 ♪ Badly damaged ♪ 1684 01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:39,556 [both] ♪ But your love's Too good to lose ♪ 1685 01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:41,474 ♪ Hold me tighter ♪ 1686 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,851 ♪ Even closer ♪ 1687 01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:46,771 ♪ I'll stay If I'm what you choose ♪ 1688 01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:49,524 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1689 01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:52,944 ♪ If I am what you choose ♪ 1690 01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,739 ♪ If we've still got the right ♪ 1691 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:58,450 ♪ 'Cause you're the one I choose ♪ 1692 01:23:58,491 --> 01:24:05,123 ♪ You're the one I choose ♪ 1693 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:14,007 [both] ♪ You're the one ♪ 1694 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:20,555 ♪ I choose ♪ 1695 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:25,643 [cheers and applause] 1696 01:24:41,701 --> 01:24:46,039 And they lived happily ever after. 1697 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,540 You really believe all that? 1698 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:50,585 You think it all just goes back to normal? 1699 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,545 Oh, don't give me that wounded look. 1700 01:24:52,587 --> 01:24:55,924 You know exactly what he is, and you love it! 1701 01:24:55,965 --> 01:24:57,342 Just stop talking. 1702 01:24:57,383 --> 01:24:59,594 Only a true dead best friend will give it to you straight. 1703 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:03,139 Veronica, the special assembly starts in 10 minutes. 1704 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,682 Why aren't you back stage? 1705 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:05,725 I'm sorry. 1706 01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:07,060 We are saving lives here. 1707 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,313 I wouldn't trust her to save coupons. 1708 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:13,399 Come on, kids. Pedal to the metal. 1709 01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:15,652 Show a little hustle. 1710 01:25:15,693 --> 01:25:17,487 Where's the banner? 1711 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,199 Denise! 1712 01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:24,702 Tell the news crews they can set up the cameras, 1713 01:25:24,744 --> 01:25:27,247 there, there, and there. 1714 01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:30,291 Okay. Let's review your hand choreography. 1715 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:31,584 Precision is key. 1716 01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:34,087 I'm kinda looking forward to being on TV. 1717 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:36,756 Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? 1718 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,633 No, I had oatmeal. 1719 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:41,845 Veronica, can I talk to you in private? 1720 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,514 Something doesn't add up. 1721 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:47,392 I think Ram and Kurt were murdered. 1722 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:51,688 Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! 1723 01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:54,357 [cheers and applause] 1724 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,652 Nancy Drew is onto you, Veronica. 1725 01:25:57,694 --> 01:25:59,070 Why would you say that? 1726 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:01,614 They found a suicide note! 1727 01:26:01,656 --> 01:26:03,950 I mean, you forged stuff all the time, right? 1728 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,119 I'm in love with this fat girl. 1729 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,204 Who would wanna kill Ram and Kurt? 1730 01:26:08,246 --> 01:26:09,706 I'm thinking your friend, JD. 1731 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:11,833 Remember the way he went after them in the lunchroom. 1732 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:14,210 Right, right. That's like motive and shit. 1733 01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:17,005 Veronica's going to lady prison. 1734 01:26:19,132 --> 01:26:20,550 I wanna look in JD's locker. 1735 01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:22,302 I thought, maybe, you could get me the combination. 1736 01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:24,971 I bet there's all kinds of interesting things 1737 01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:26,097 in that locker. 1738 01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:27,557 Maybe some Ich Lüge bullets. 1739 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:29,434 Martha, this is a pretty wild theory. 1740 01:26:29,475 --> 01:26:31,686 I don't care what they said at the funeral. 1741 01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:33,438 Ram was not gay. 1742 01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:35,356 Shut up, Kurt. 1743 01:26:35,398 --> 01:26:37,692 On the kickball field. 1744 01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:40,153 Oh, gross, I remember that. 1745 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,446 My heart knows the truth. 1746 01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:42,739 You should totally get up in that. 1747 01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:44,407 Shut up. 1748 01:26:44,449 --> 01:26:46,701 that note if he didn't still feel something. 1749 01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:48,620 She ain't afraid of no ghost. 1750 01:26:48,661 --> 01:26:50,663 Why would he invite me to his homecoming party? 1751 01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:52,832 You wanna stop her, you know what to say. 1752 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,876 I'm gonna confront JD. 1753 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:57,962 [laughs] 1754 01:26:58,004 --> 01:27:00,632 You floor me, Martha. 1755 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:02,217 You really do. 1756 01:27:02,258 --> 01:27:03,301 What do you mean? 1757 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:06,137 Ram didn't write that note, 1758 01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:07,805 I did. 1759 01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:09,599 No. 1760 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,100 The Heathers put me up to it. 1761 01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:12,977 The whole school was in on the joke, 1762 01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:14,562 and nobody laughed harder than Ram. 1763 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:16,856 He didn't love you. He was a dick. 1764 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,691 He's dead. Move on. 1765 01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:23,988 Shit. 1766 01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:25,406 I had to hurt her. 1767 01:27:25,448 --> 01:27:27,075 You understand that, right? 1768 01:27:27,116 --> 01:27:29,994 If JD ever found her snooping around his stuff, 1769 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:31,579 he'd-- 1770 01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:34,082 That what's you're afraid of? 1771 01:27:34,123 --> 01:27:35,875 Well, I. 1772 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:39,045 That's what I thought. 1773 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:41,589 Come on, assholes. 1774 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:43,299 Oh, shit. 1775 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,387 Dear diary, 1776 01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:49,055 what am I doing? 1777 01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:55,144 I'm sorry, I can't be in this assembly. 1778 01:27:55,186 --> 01:27:56,396 What? 1779 01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:57,855 No. No. No, no, no. 1780 01:27:57,897 --> 01:28:00,858 You're my second soprano. 1781 01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:02,360 When you're not in position, 1782 01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:04,404 it will unbalance the stage picture. 1783 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:05,822 I'm having a bad day emotionally. 1784 01:28:05,863 --> 01:28:08,533 Veronica said that-- 1785 01:28:08,574 --> 01:28:09,701 I get that, 1786 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:12,495 but remember how much your support means 1787 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:14,247 to your classmates who worked hard 1788 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,749 to get this very important message 1789 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,584 out to the world. 1790 01:28:19,544 --> 01:28:23,006 And if that doesn't put a smile on your face, 1791 01:28:23,047 --> 01:28:25,508 remember how participation in this assembly 1792 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:28,511 counts the one-third on your grade. 1793 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:29,512 Feeling better? 1794 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:30,596 Um-- 1795 01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:32,807 Okay. Places. Microphone, Jason. 1796 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:33,933 Thank you so much. 1797 01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,060 Okay, big smiles, everybody. 1798 01:28:36,102 --> 01:28:37,812 Lights, please. 1799 01:28:43,526 --> 01:28:46,029 Hello, Westerberg! 1800 01:28:46,070 --> 01:28:49,032 [cheers and applause] 1801 01:28:53,619 --> 01:28:54,537 Welcome. 1802 01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:56,664 Welcome to our special assembly. 1803 01:28:56,706 --> 01:29:00,168 Now, I want you to ignore the television cameras 1804 01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:01,627 and the news crew. 1805 01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:05,840 They're just here to document this very significant moment. 1806 01:29:05,882 --> 01:29:07,425 Whether to kill yourself or not, 1807 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:09,469 is one of the most important decisions 1808 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,304 a teenager can make. 1809 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:14,140 So, you know what I'm gonna do, right now? 1810 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:15,808 Kill yourself on stage? 1811 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:17,435 [audience laughing] 1812 01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:20,146 That's not productive, Dwight. 1813 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:23,107 My senior thesis at Berkeley... 1814 01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:24,776 [crowd cheering] 1815 01:29:24,817 --> 01:29:26,361 Whatever. 1816 01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:28,071 ...was on the subject 1817 01:29:28,112 --> 01:29:31,032 of Pediatric Psychotherapeutic Musicology. 1818 01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:32,909 [audience] Woo! 1819 01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:35,036 So, I speak with some authority. 1820 01:29:35,078 --> 01:29:39,999 When I tell you that the way to eliminate suicide 1821 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:43,669 is by first eliminating fear 1822 01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:46,255 by creating a safe zone 1823 01:29:46,297 --> 01:29:48,424 in which we are all equal. 1824 01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:53,221 ♪ Deep inside of everyone There's a hot ball of shame ♪ 1825 01:29:53,262 --> 01:29:55,390 ♪ Guilt, regret, anxiety ♪ 1826 01:29:55,431 --> 01:29:57,100 ♪ Fears we dare not name ♪ 1827 01:29:57,141 --> 01:30:01,020 ♪ But if we show the ugly parts That we hide away ♪ 1828 01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:04,023 ♪ They turn out To be beautiful ♪ 1829 01:30:04,065 --> 01:30:06,192 ♪ By the light of day ♪ 1830 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:09,904 ♪ Why not ♪ 1831 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,739 ♪ On your deepest fear ♪ 1832 01:30:11,781 --> 01:30:13,616 ♪ Let in sunlight now ♪ 1833 01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:15,535 ♪ And your pain will disappear ♪ 1834 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:17,245 ♪ Shine, shine, shine ♪ 1835 01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:19,414 [Ms. Fleming] ♪ And your scars And your flaws ♪ 1836 01:30:19,455 --> 01:30:22,417 [all] ♪ Will look lovely Because you shine ♪ 1837 01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:24,210 ♪ You shine a light ♪ 1838 01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,170 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1839 01:30:26,212 --> 01:30:28,256 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1840 01:30:28,297 --> 01:30:30,383 ♪ Every day's a battlefield ♪ 1841 01:30:30,425 --> 01:30:32,593 ♪ When pride's on the line ♪ 1842 01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:34,804 ♪ I attack your weaknesses ♪ 1843 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:36,514 ♪ And pray you don't see mine ♪ 1844 01:30:36,556 --> 01:30:38,683 ♪ But if I share my ugly parts ♪ 1845 01:30:38,724 --> 01:30:40,768 ♪ And you show me yours ♪ 1846 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:43,020 ♪ Our love can knock Our walls down ♪ 1847 01:30:43,062 --> 01:30:46,190 ♪ And unlock all our doors ♪ 1848 01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:48,943 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1849 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,028 ♪ On your deepest fears ♪ 1850 01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:52,864 ♪ Let it sunlight now ♪ 1851 01:30:52,905 --> 01:30:54,991 ♪ And your pain Will disappear! ♪ 1852 01:30:55,032 --> 01:30:56,617 Who wants to share what's in their heart? 1853 01:30:56,659 --> 01:30:58,786 ♪ No volunteers? Fine, I'll start ♪ 1854 01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,663 ♪ My name's Pauline I live alone ♪ 1855 01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:03,166 ♪ My husband left My kids are grown ♪ 1856 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:04,959 ♪ In the '60s, love was free ♪ 1857 01:31:05,001 --> 01:31:07,044 ♪ That did not work out Well for me ♪ 1858 01:31:07,086 --> 01:31:09,005 ♪ The revolution came and went ♪ 1859 01:31:09,046 --> 01:31:11,424 ♪ Tried to change the world Barely made a dent ♪ 1860 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,259 ♪ I have struggled With despair ♪ 1861 01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:15,636 ♪ I've joined a cult, Chopped off my hair ♪ 1862 01:31:15,678 --> 01:31:17,972 ♪ I chant, I pray But God's not there ♪ 1863 01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:20,516 ♪ So, Steve I'm ending our affair ♪ 1864 01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:24,145 [cheers and applause] 1865 01:31:32,361 --> 01:31:34,614 Hello, Steve. 1866 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:37,366 Oh, Steve, my sweet, sweet, sweet Steve. 1867 01:31:37,408 --> 01:31:38,701 [laughter] 1868 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:41,329 Would you stand up for me so I can really see you? 1869 01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:45,291 [crowd cheering] 1870 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:48,586 Everybody say, "Hello, Steve." 1871 01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:50,004 [crowd] Hello, Steve. 1872 01:31:50,046 --> 01:31:52,298 [Ms. Fleming] That's right. This is a very free space. 1873 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,383 Oh, honey, I wanna thank you 1874 01:31:54,425 --> 01:31:57,637 for all those magical times we had. 1875 01:31:57,678 --> 01:32:00,806 But no, honey, I think it's time we go our separate ways. 1876 01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:03,726 But I've got one last thing I have to say to you. 1877 01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:06,062 You're gonna wanna sit down for this, sweetie. 1878 01:32:06,103 --> 01:32:07,897 It's gonna get real. 1879 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:09,190 Steve, 1880 01:32:09,232 --> 01:32:14,070 I... faked it. 1881 01:32:14,111 --> 01:32:16,155 [crowd cheering] 1882 01:32:17,031 --> 01:32:19,951 Every single time. 1883 01:32:19,992 --> 01:32:22,578 [crowd cheering] 1884 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:25,623 Whoa, that felt fan-freaking-tastic! 1885 01:32:25,665 --> 01:32:27,792 One, two, take me home, kids! 1886 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:29,585 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1887 01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:31,587 ♪ And your pain will disappear ♪ 1888 01:32:31,629 --> 01:32:34,215 ♪ Let in sunlight now ♪ 1889 01:32:34,257 --> 01:32:35,967 ♪ And your pain will disappear ♪ 1890 01:32:36,008 --> 01:32:37,802 ♪ Shine, shine, shine ♪ 1891 01:32:37,843 --> 01:32:39,637 ♪ And your scars And your flaws ♪ 1892 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:42,348 ♪ Will look lovely Because you shine ♪ 1893 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:44,559 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1894 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:48,187 ♪ You shine a light ♪ 1895 01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:50,398 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1896 01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,483 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1897 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:54,777 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1898 01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:56,654 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1899 01:32:56,696 --> 01:32:58,614 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1900 01:32:58,656 --> 01:33:00,700 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1901 01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:03,327 ♪ Shine a light, yeah! ♪ 1902 01:33:03,369 --> 01:33:06,163 [cheers and applause] 1903 01:33:20,511 --> 01:33:22,555 Woo! Yeah! 1904 01:33:24,515 --> 01:33:25,558 Oh, yeah. 1905 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,144 Um, come on, kids. 1906 01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:29,645 That worked with me. 1907 01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:32,940 I want you to grab hold of your fear 1908 01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:38,279 and drag it out into the light where everyone can look at it. 1909 01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:41,365 Anyone? 1910 01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:44,327 Anyone at all? 1911 01:33:44,368 --> 01:33:46,495 I thought about killing myself. 1912 01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:49,165 Heather McNamara? 1913 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,919 Share that pain. 1914 01:33:53,961 --> 01:33:55,755 Not here. Let's go, Heather. Talk to-- 1915 01:33:55,796 --> 01:33:57,048 Veronica, just so you know, 1916 01:33:57,089 --> 01:33:58,883 no one gave you permission to speak. 1917 01:34:00,259 --> 01:34:03,804 You're in a safe place, Heather. 1918 01:34:03,846 --> 01:34:06,974 It's just you and me 1919 01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:10,519 and the classmates who love you. 1920 01:34:12,438 --> 01:34:13,731 Share. 1921 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:19,904 It's gonna be okay. 1922 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:28,954 The guy I used to date... killed himself 1923 01:34:28,996 --> 01:34:32,750 because he was gay for his linebacker. 1924 01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:36,754 And my best friend seemed to have it all together but... 1925 01:34:38,547 --> 01:34:40,174 she's gone too. 1926 01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:44,512 Now, my stomach's hurting worse and worse, 1927 01:34:44,553 --> 01:34:48,391 and every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating louder 1928 01:34:48,432 --> 01:34:50,017 and faster and I'm like, 1929 01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:52,478 "Jesus, I'm on the freaking bus again 1930 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,147 because all my rides to school are dead." 1931 01:34:55,189 --> 01:34:58,818 [crowd laughs] 1932 01:35:00,152 --> 01:35:02,947 ♪ I float in a boat ♪ 1933 01:35:02,988 --> 01:35:05,241 ♪ On a raging black ocean ♪ 1934 01:35:05,282 --> 01:35:10,788 ♪ Low in the water And nowhere to go ♪ 1935 01:35:10,830 --> 01:35:14,208 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1936 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:17,545 ♪ With people I know ♪ 1937 01:35:17,586 --> 01:35:20,589 ♪ Cold, clammy, and crowded ♪ 1938 01:35:20,631 --> 01:35:22,883 ♪ The people smell desperate ♪ 1939 01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:25,177 ♪ We'll sink any minute ♪ 1940 01:35:25,219 --> 01:35:28,472 ♪ So someone must go ♪ 1941 01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:31,809 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1942 01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:35,146 ♪ With people I know ♪ 1943 01:35:35,187 --> 01:35:37,481 ♪ Everyone's pushing ♪ 1944 01:35:37,523 --> 01:35:39,358 ♪ Everyone's fighting ♪ 1945 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,360 ♪ Storms are approaching ♪ 1946 01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:43,738 ♪ There's nowhere to hide ♪ 1947 01:35:43,779 --> 01:35:45,740 ♪ If I say the wrong thing ♪ 1948 01:35:45,781 --> 01:35:47,783 ♪ Or I wear the wrong outfit ♪ 1949 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:54,081 ♪ They'll throw me Right over the side ♪ 1950 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:56,834 ♪ I'm hugging my knees ♪ 1951 01:35:56,876 --> 01:35:58,919 ♪ And the captain is pointing ♪ 1952 01:35:58,961 --> 01:36:01,714 ♪ Well, who made her captain? ♪ 1953 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:05,468 ♪ Still, the weakest must go ♪ 1954 01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:10,181 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1955 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:15,644 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 1956 01:36:15,686 --> 01:36:18,981 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1957 01:36:20,024 --> 01:36:26,697 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 1958 01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:34,371 [cheers and applause] 1959 01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:44,423 What's your damage, Heather? 1960 01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:46,467 Are you saying Westerburg is not a nice place? 1961 01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:48,385 Heather. 1962 01:36:48,427 --> 01:36:50,095 You don't deserve to wear Westerburg colors. 1963 01:36:50,137 --> 01:36:52,389 Why don't you hop into that little lifeboat of yours 1964 01:36:52,431 --> 01:36:54,391 and get your gnarly wave over to Remington? 1965 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:55,851 Heather, shut your cakehole. 1966 01:36:55,893 --> 01:36:57,478 All right, knock it off. Come one people, settle down. 1967 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,522 Oh, look Heather's gonna cry. 1968 01:36:59,563 --> 01:37:01,732 God, what a baby. 1969 01:37:01,774 --> 01:37:04,985 That's it. Young lady, you are suspended. 1970 01:37:05,027 --> 01:37:08,489 Oh, turn the cameras off. Turn them off, God damn it. 1971 01:37:08,531 --> 01:37:10,491 Is that all you care about? 1972 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:12,076 TV cameras? 1973 01:37:12,117 --> 01:37:14,495 I care about saving lives. 1974 01:37:14,537 --> 01:37:16,831 Heather, you ruined a valuable teaching-- 1975 01:37:16,872 --> 01:37:17,957 Valuable? 1976 01:37:17,998 --> 01:37:20,084 None of us wanted the spectacle. 1977 01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:22,670 To be experimented on like guinea pigs. 1978 01:37:22,711 --> 01:37:25,589 Patronized like bunny rabbits. 1979 01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:27,842 I don't patronize bunny rabbits. 1980 01:37:27,883 --> 01:37:29,802 This is their big secret. 1981 01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:31,971 The adults are powerless. 1982 01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:33,556 Heather trusted you. 1983 01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:35,140 You said you'd protect her. 1984 01:37:35,182 --> 01:37:38,227 They can't help us. Nobody can help us. 1985 01:37:38,269 --> 01:37:41,605 You're useless. 1986 01:37:41,647 --> 01:37:43,482 You're all idiots. 1987 01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:46,068 Heather Chandler was a monster 1988 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,237 just like Kurt and Ram. 1989 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:50,155 They didn't kill themselves. 1990 01:37:50,197 --> 01:37:52,575 I killed them. 1991 01:38:04,545 --> 01:38:07,214 [laughs] 1992 01:38:07,256 --> 01:38:10,593 [all laughing] 1993 01:38:10,634 --> 01:38:13,012 God, some people will say anything 1994 01:38:13,053 --> 01:38:16,515 if they think it'll make them popular. 1995 01:38:17,975 --> 01:38:20,686 You're worse than McNamara. 1996 01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:22,771 No, wait, Heather. No. 1997 01:38:22,813 --> 01:38:26,358 [rock music playing] 1998 01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,944 Oh, stupid child-proof caps. 1999 01:38:28,986 --> 01:38:30,738 Oh, look, Heather's going to-- 2000 01:38:30,779 --> 01:38:32,907 ♪ Whine, whine, whine All night ♪ 2001 01:38:32,948 --> 01:38:34,658 ♪ You don't deserve to live ♪ 2002 01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:36,869 ♪ Why not kill yourself? ♪ 2003 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:38,495 ♪ Here, have a sedative ♪ 2004 01:38:38,537 --> 01:38:40,414 ♪ Whine, whine, whine ♪ 2005 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,166 ♪ Like there's no Santa Claus ♪ 2006 01:38:42,207 --> 01:38:45,169 ♪ You're pathetic Because you whine ♪ 2007 01:38:45,210 --> 01:38:47,254 ♪ You whine all night ♪ 2008 01:38:47,296 --> 01:38:48,714 ♪ Your ass is off the team ♪ 2009 01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,507 ♪ Deep down we've always known ♪ 2010 01:38:50,549 --> 01:38:52,801 ♪ Whine ♪ 2011 01:38:52,843 --> 01:38:54,470 ♪ Whine ♪ 2012 01:38:54,511 --> 01:38:56,388 ♪ Die alone, die alone ♪ 2013 01:38:56,430 --> 01:38:58,724 ♪ Die alone, die alone ♪ 2014 01:38:58,766 --> 01:39:00,476 Heather, no. 2015 01:39:07,399 --> 01:39:11,028 Suicide is a private thing. 2016 01:39:12,237 --> 01:39:14,657 Throwing your life away so USA Today 2017 01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:16,867 can print your picture under the headline 2018 01:39:16,909 --> 01:39:19,703 "Troubled teens." 2019 01:39:19,745 --> 01:39:22,957 That is the least private thing I can think of. 2020 01:39:24,667 --> 01:39:28,587 But what about Heather and Kurt and Ram? 2021 01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:32,633 If everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you? 2022 01:39:34,134 --> 01:39:35,302 Probably. 2023 01:39:35,344 --> 01:39:36,679 Oh. 2024 01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:40,099 Well, if you were happy all the time, 2025 01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:42,559 you wouldn't be a human being. 2026 01:39:43,644 --> 01:39:45,604 You'd be a game show host. 2027 01:39:45,646 --> 01:39:49,066 [dramatic music playing] 2028 01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:02,913 Thanks for coming after me. 2029 01:40:06,458 --> 01:40:08,085 You're welcome. 2030 01:40:11,088 --> 01:40:12,464 Come on. 2031 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:18,637 Come on. 2032 01:40:29,231 --> 01:40:31,650 So I'm guessing you're mad, huh. 2033 01:40:32,443 --> 01:40:33,902 I'm not mad. 2034 01:40:34,737 --> 01:40:36,113 Confused. 2035 01:40:37,281 --> 01:40:40,117 You said, you wanted us to be normal teenagers. 2036 01:40:40,743 --> 01:40:41,827 I did that. 2037 01:40:41,869 --> 01:40:44,580 I joined the God damn AV Club for you. 2038 01:40:44,621 --> 01:40:45,539 I know. 2039 01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:46,957 You know what would have happened 2040 01:40:46,999 --> 01:40:49,001 if they'd actually believed your confession? 2041 01:40:50,669 --> 01:40:52,629 Handcuffs, 2042 01:40:52,671 --> 01:40:53,839 separate cells, 2043 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,507 cops trying to turn us against each other 2044 01:40:55,549 --> 01:40:58,844 right before they ship us off to different prisons, 2045 01:40:58,886 --> 01:41:01,055 is that what you want? 2046 01:41:01,096 --> 01:41:02,222 Well, what then? 2047 01:41:02,264 --> 01:41:05,267 Everybody's cashing in on these fake suicides, 2048 01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:06,602 making it about themselves. 2049 01:41:06,643 --> 01:41:09,229 It's a sick trend and we started it. 2050 01:41:09,271 --> 01:41:11,482 Turning ourselves in won't stop human nature. 2051 01:41:11,523 --> 01:41:12,983 Then what will? 2052 01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:14,526 Fleming's little Kumbaya party 2053 01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:17,237 almost ended with Heather Mac dead on a bathroom floor. 2054 01:41:17,279 --> 01:41:19,239 Fleming is not the problem. Heather Duke is. 2055 01:41:19,281 --> 01:41:21,283 She's the one who made McNamara wanna die. 2056 01:41:21,325 --> 01:41:22,659 You wanna slay the dragon? 2057 01:41:22,701 --> 01:41:24,119 Cut off its head. 2058 01:41:24,161 --> 01:41:26,413 But no. You'd rather treat bubonic plague with Band-Aids. 2059 01:41:26,455 --> 01:41:27,956 We had the power to change things, 2060 01:41:27,998 --> 01:41:30,626 but we gave that up to be normal teenagers. 2061 01:41:30,667 --> 01:41:32,586 Good luck at school tomorrow, Heather Mac. 2062 01:41:32,628 --> 01:41:33,712 Hope you don't die! 2063 01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:34,922 We are out if you get-- 2064 01:41:34,963 --> 01:41:36,423 Look, if you wanna keep it all up, 2065 01:41:36,465 --> 01:41:38,008 I'll let you slide in a fraction, fine. 2066 01:41:38,050 --> 01:41:39,551 You, you made me a promise and I believed you. 2067 01:41:39,593 --> 01:41:41,261 Do you even-- 2068 01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:45,224 You promised. 2069 01:41:48,894 --> 01:41:50,687 All right. I'm sorry. 2070 01:42:01,073 --> 01:42:02,324 Stop playing, grab ads. 2071 01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:03,534 Wait for me in the car. 2072 01:42:03,575 --> 01:42:04,785 I'm in the middle of something. 2073 01:42:04,827 --> 01:42:05,911 Yeah, I need backup. 2074 01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:08,539 Our friends have another job for us. 2075 01:42:08,580 --> 01:42:09,998 Kaboom. 2076 01:42:11,750 --> 01:42:13,460 I said I'm busy! 2077 01:42:22,344 --> 01:42:25,264 Lot of pretty women out there, sport. 2078 01:42:26,932 --> 01:42:30,853 I could make another son any time I want. 2079 01:42:35,149 --> 01:42:39,153 Now, get in the car. 2080 01:42:52,457 --> 01:42:53,500 [Bud] Damn it, Jason. 2081 01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:55,752 No firearms in the house! 2082 01:42:55,794 --> 01:42:58,172 Well, it pissed off my dad. It's funny. 2083 01:42:58,213 --> 01:42:59,423 None of this is funny. 2084 01:42:59,464 --> 01:43:01,884 Why are you carrying a loaded weapon? 2085 01:43:01,925 --> 01:43:02,968 Protection. 2086 01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,678 From what? 2087 01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:06,221 Reruns? 2088 01:43:07,389 --> 01:43:09,558 We have got to stop pretending. 2089 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:10,767 This is who I am. 2090 01:43:10,809 --> 01:43:12,853 If you don't like it, take it up with him! 2091 01:43:12,895 --> 01:43:14,229 He made me! 2092 01:43:14,271 --> 01:43:16,607 Oh, Martha was right about you. 2093 01:43:16,648 --> 01:43:18,483 Now let's have a real conversation. 2094 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:19,651 She was right. 2095 01:43:19,693 --> 01:43:21,278 And I broke her heart. 2096 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,405 Let's talk about Heather Duke. 2097 01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:24,281 No. 2098 01:43:24,323 --> 01:43:26,116 Let's talk about you. 2099 01:43:26,158 --> 01:43:28,827 ♪ You are a drug ♪ 2100 01:43:28,869 --> 01:43:31,288 ♪ You are a poison pill ♪ 2101 01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:34,625 ♪ I've got to kick This habit now ♪ 2102 01:43:34,666 --> 01:43:36,877 ♪ Or else I never will ♪ 2103 01:43:36,919 --> 01:43:39,922 ♪ I love the rush ♪ 2104 01:43:39,963 --> 01:43:42,591 ♪ When you would hold me close ♪ 2105 01:43:42,633 --> 01:43:45,636 ♪ But you will not Be satisfied ♪ 2106 01:43:45,677 --> 01:43:48,597 ♪ Until I overdose ♪ 2107 01:43:48,639 --> 01:43:49,806 ♪ This is it ♪ 2108 01:43:49,848 --> 01:43:51,099 ♪ Hit the brake ♪ 2109 01:43:51,141 --> 01:43:55,020 ♪ I am finally awake ♪ 2110 01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:56,605 ♪ Let me be ♪ 2111 01:43:56,647 --> 01:43:59,274 ♪ Let me go ♪ 2112 01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:00,776 ♪ You need help ♪ 2113 01:44:00,817 --> 01:44:02,486 ♪ I can't provide ♪ 2114 01:44:02,527 --> 01:44:05,989 ♪ I am not qualified ♪ 2115 01:44:06,031 --> 01:44:10,494 ♪ This troubled teen Is getting clean ♪ 2116 01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:13,205 ♪ I say no ♪ 2117 01:44:13,247 --> 01:44:14,873 Come on, Veronica, who else is-- 2118 01:44:14,915 --> 01:44:16,041 No, no, no, no. 2119 01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:18,418 ♪ Don't say a word ♪ 2120 01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:21,421 ♪ You speak and I cave in ♪ 2121 01:44:21,463 --> 01:44:23,382 ♪ You'll twist the truth again ♪ 2122 01:44:23,423 --> 01:44:27,010 ♪ And drill deep down Beneath my skin ♪ 2123 01:44:27,052 --> 01:44:29,721 ♪ You said you'd change ♪ 2124 01:44:29,763 --> 01:44:32,349 ♪ And I believed in you ♪ 2125 01:44:32,391 --> 01:44:34,685 ♪ But you're still using me ♪ 2126 01:44:34,726 --> 01:44:38,188 ♪ To justify the harm you do ♪ 2127 01:44:38,230 --> 01:44:39,398 ♪ This is it ♪ 2128 01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:40,857 ♪ Hit the brake ♪ 2129 01:44:40,899 --> 01:44:45,070 ♪ Call it all my mistake ♪ 2130 01:44:45,112 --> 01:44:49,241 ♪ Long as you let me go ♪ 2131 01:44:49,283 --> 01:44:50,659 ♪ You need help ♪ 2132 01:44:50,701 --> 01:44:52,327 ♪ I can't provide ♪ 2133 01:44:52,369 --> 01:44:55,789 ♪ I'm not Bonnie You're not Clyde ♪ 2134 01:44:55,831 --> 01:45:00,419 ♪ It's not too late I'm getting straight ♪ 2135 01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:07,009 ♪ I say no ♪ 2136 01:45:07,050 --> 01:45:08,260 ♪ Blame your childhood ♪ 2137 01:45:08,302 --> 01:45:09,678 ♪ Blame your dad ♪ 2138 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:11,930 ♪ Blame the life you never had ♪ 2139 01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:17,602 ♪ But hurting people That's your choice, my friend ♪ 2140 01:45:17,644 --> 01:45:20,314 ♪ 'Cause I believe That love will win ♪ 2141 01:45:20,355 --> 01:45:25,152 ♪ And hate will earn you Nothing in the end ♪ 2142 01:45:25,193 --> 01:45:27,279 ♪ This is the end-- ♪ 2143 01:45:27,321 --> 01:45:28,989 But I love you. 2144 01:45:29,031 --> 01:45:30,365 Dude. 2145 01:45:30,949 --> 01:45:32,242 ♪ This is it ♪ 2146 01:45:32,284 --> 01:45:35,037 ♪ I won't cry starting now ♪ 2147 01:45:35,078 --> 01:45:37,914 ♪ I will try to pay back ♪ 2148 01:45:37,956 --> 01:45:41,960 ♪ All the karma I owe ♪ 2149 01:45:42,002 --> 01:45:44,671 ♪ Start again, somewhere new ♪ 2150 01:45:44,713 --> 01:45:48,800 ♪ Far from cool guys like you ♪ 2151 01:45:48,842 --> 01:45:55,849 ♪ So goodbye 'cause now I ♪ 2152 01:45:55,891 --> 01:45:59,686 ♪ I say no ♪ 2153 01:45:59,728 --> 01:46:05,359 ♪ Just in time, I say no ♪ 2154 01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:08,987 ♪ Somehow I'm saying no ♪ 2155 01:46:09,863 --> 01:46:12,532 ♪ Just say no ♪ 2156 01:46:12,574 --> 01:46:18,997 ♪ I say no ♪ 2157 01:46:19,039 --> 01:46:20,207 ♪ No! ♪ 2158 01:46:20,248 --> 01:46:23,710 [cheers and applause] 2159 01:46:48,527 --> 01:46:50,779 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2160 01:46:50,821 --> 01:46:53,073 ♪ Girls ready for the big game ♪ 2161 01:46:53,115 --> 01:46:55,575 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2162 01:46:55,617 --> 01:46:57,619 ♪ Let's get psyched! ♪ 2163 01:46:57,661 --> 01:46:59,704 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg ♪ 2164 01:46:59,746 --> 01:47:01,873 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2165 01:47:01,915 --> 01:47:04,084 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2166 01:47:04,126 --> 01:47:06,586 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2167 01:47:06,628 --> 01:47:08,964 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg ♪ 2168 01:47:09,005 --> 01:47:10,715 ♪ Give a great big yell ♪ 2169 01:47:10,757 --> 01:47:13,009 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2170 01:47:13,051 --> 01:47:16,263 ♪ And send you Straight to hell! ♪ 2171 01:47:23,603 --> 01:47:27,274 I now know thee, thou clear spirit. 2172 01:47:27,315 --> 01:47:29,276 That's from Moby Dick. 2173 01:47:29,317 --> 01:47:31,403 I appreciate a well-read woman. 2174 01:47:32,237 --> 01:47:34,072 What's in the envelope? 2175 01:47:36,908 --> 01:47:38,201 Oh, shit. 2176 01:47:38,243 --> 01:47:39,453 And just a reminder that 2177 01:47:39,494 --> 01:47:42,873 at one time around age six, I'm guessing, 2178 01:47:42,914 --> 01:47:45,917 you and Martha Dunnstock were friends. 2179 01:47:45,959 --> 01:47:47,169 Where did you get these? 2180 01:47:47,210 --> 01:47:49,629 Did Veronica give them to you? 2181 01:47:49,671 --> 01:47:51,089 What do you want? 2182 01:47:51,131 --> 01:47:52,716 Money? 2183 01:47:52,757 --> 01:47:53,758 A favor. 2184 01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:55,719 [scoffs] No way. 2185 01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:57,804 Well, I love this one of you and Martha 2186 01:47:57,846 --> 01:47:59,723 in the bathtub together. 2187 01:48:02,476 --> 01:48:04,769 These photos are ancient history. 2188 01:48:04,811 --> 01:48:06,271 Nobody cares about the past. 2189 01:48:06,313 --> 01:48:09,941 Nobody cares about Martha Dumptruck. 2190 01:48:09,983 --> 01:48:13,403 [dramatic music playing] 2191 01:48:23,788 --> 01:48:28,668 ♪ There was a boy I met in kindergarten ♪ 2192 01:48:28,710 --> 01:48:33,006 ♪ He was sweet He said that I was smart ♪ 2193 01:48:33,048 --> 01:48:37,385 ♪ He was good at sports And people liked him ♪ 2194 01:48:37,427 --> 01:48:41,848 ♪ And at nap time Once we shared a mat ♪ 2195 01:48:41,890 --> 01:48:43,433 ♪ I didn't sleep ♪ 2196 01:48:43,475 --> 01:48:46,353 ♪ I sat And watched him breathing ♪ 2197 01:48:46,394 --> 01:48:50,649 ♪ Watched him dream For nearly half an hour ♪ 2198 01:48:50,690 --> 01:48:55,195 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2199 01:48:55,237 --> 01:48:57,239 ♪ Then, he woke up ♪ 2200 01:48:59,032 --> 01:49:03,578 ♪ He pulled a scab off One time playing kickball ♪ 2201 01:49:03,620 --> 01:49:07,874 ♪ Kissed me quick Then pressed it in my hand ♪ 2202 01:49:07,916 --> 01:49:12,420 ♪ I took that scab And put it in a locket ♪ 2203 01:49:12,462 --> 01:49:16,591 ♪ All year long I wore it near my heart ♪ 2204 01:49:16,633 --> 01:49:21,471 ♪ He didn't care If I was thin or pretty ♪ 2205 01:49:21,513 --> 01:49:25,225 ♪ And he was mine Until we hit first grade ♪ 2206 01:49:25,267 --> 01:49:29,896 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2207 01:49:29,938 --> 01:49:32,107 ♪ Then, he woke up ♪ 2208 01:49:33,692 --> 01:49:38,363 ♪ Last night I dreamed a horse with wings ♪ 2209 01:49:38,405 --> 01:49:42,784 ♪ Flew down into my homeroom ♪ 2210 01:49:42,826 --> 01:49:47,455 ♪ On its back there he sat ♪ 2211 01:49:47,497 --> 01:49:51,209 ♪ And he held out his arms ♪ 2212 01:49:51,251 --> 01:49:55,130 ♪ So we sailed above the gym ♪ 2213 01:49:55,171 --> 01:49:59,759 ♪ Across the faculty Parking lot ♪ 2214 01:49:59,801 --> 01:50:04,681 ♪ My kindergarten boyfriend ♪ 2215 01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:08,393 ♪ And I ♪ 2216 01:50:08,435 --> 01:50:12,522 ♪ And a horse with wings ♪ 2217 01:50:12,564 --> 01:50:16,901 ♪ Now we're all grown up And we know better ♪ 2218 01:50:16,943 --> 01:50:21,031 ♪ Now we recognize The way things are ♪ 2219 01:50:21,072 --> 01:50:25,452 ♪ Certain boys Are just for kindergarten ♪ 2220 01:50:25,493 --> 01:50:30,373 ♪ Certain girls Are meant to be alone ♪ 2221 01:50:43,762 --> 01:50:48,975 ♪ But I believe That any dream worth having ♪ 2222 01:50:49,017 --> 01:50:53,104 ♪ Is a dream That should not have to end ♪ 2223 01:50:53,146 --> 01:50:57,442 ♪ So I'll build A dream that I can live in ♪ 2224 01:50:57,484 --> 01:51:04,240 ♪ And this time I'm never waking up ♪ 2225 01:51:04,282 --> 01:51:08,662 ♪ And we'll soar Above the trees ♪ 2226 01:51:08,703 --> 01:51:13,124 ♪ Over cars and croquet lawns ♪ 2227 01:51:13,166 --> 01:51:17,754 ♪ Past the church and the lake ♪ 2228 01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:22,092 ♪ And the tri-county mall ♪ 2229 01:51:22,133 --> 01:51:26,680 ♪ We will fly through the dawn ♪ 2230 01:51:26,721 --> 01:51:33,311 ♪ To a new kindergarten ♪ 2231 01:51:36,815 --> 01:51:39,776 ♪ Where nap time ♪ 2232 01:51:39,818 --> 01:51:46,658 ♪ Is centuries long ♪ 2233 01:51:46,700 --> 01:51:50,578 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2234 01:51:50,620 --> 01:51:54,833 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2235 01:51:54,874 --> 01:52:01,506 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2236 01:52:02,257 --> 01:52:08,763 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2237 01:52:11,266 --> 01:52:14,477 [cheers and applause] 2238 01:52:22,610 --> 01:52:26,072 [upbeat music playing] 2239 01:52:32,787 --> 01:52:34,789 Martha wasn't in her room today. 2240 01:52:34,831 --> 01:52:36,458 Well, did you try calling her house? 2241 01:52:36,499 --> 01:52:39,794 Yeah. It just goes straight to her answering machine. 2242 01:52:39,836 --> 01:52:42,213 Where the hell could she be? 2243 01:52:42,255 --> 01:52:43,757 Missed you off at third period. 2244 01:52:43,798 --> 01:52:44,924 Oh, we were avoiding you 2245 01:52:44,966 --> 01:52:46,676 because you're a terrible person. 2246 01:52:46,718 --> 01:52:47,635 Fine. 2247 01:52:47,677 --> 01:52:48,887 Skip the foreplay. 2248 01:52:48,928 --> 01:52:50,597 Sign this. 2249 01:52:50,638 --> 01:52:53,600 It's a petition to have MTV throw a spring break blowout 2250 01:52:53,641 --> 01:52:55,310 to help raise suicide awareness. 2251 01:52:55,351 --> 01:52:57,395 I got everybody to sign it. 2252 01:52:57,437 --> 01:52:59,189 People love me. [chuckles] 2253 01:52:59,230 --> 01:53:01,608 I'm gonna make an inspirational speech about it 2254 01:53:01,649 --> 01:53:03,234 at the pep rally tonight. 2255 01:53:03,276 --> 01:53:04,903 Oh, count me out. 2256 01:53:04,944 --> 01:53:07,197 Don't pop a tampon, Veronica. 2257 01:53:07,238 --> 01:53:09,073 It was your boyfriend's idea. 2258 01:53:09,115 --> 01:53:12,786 Hmm, the plot thickens. 2259 01:53:12,827 --> 01:53:13,912 JD? 2260 01:53:13,953 --> 01:53:15,955 He made up the signature sheet and everything. 2261 01:53:15,997 --> 01:53:17,749 Did you hurt your finger, Veronica? 2262 01:53:17,791 --> 01:53:20,627 Because I noticed you still haven't dialed the cops. 2263 01:53:20,668 --> 01:53:22,295 Look, I don't know what JD is up to, 2264 01:53:22,337 --> 01:53:24,631 but if you know what's good for you, 2265 01:53:24,672 --> 01:53:26,341 throw that clipboard away. 2266 01:53:26,382 --> 01:53:27,550 Not a chance. 2267 01:53:27,592 --> 01:53:29,677 This is very important work we're doing. 2268 01:53:29,719 --> 01:53:32,931 I mean, now, Martha Dumptruck. 2269 01:53:32,972 --> 01:53:34,432 Where does it end? 2270 01:53:34,474 --> 01:53:35,934 What about Martha? 2271 01:53:35,975 --> 01:53:37,560 They haven't announced it yet. 2272 01:53:37,602 --> 01:53:39,062 But I hear last night, 2273 01:53:39,103 --> 01:53:42,065 she did a belly flop off the Mill Creek Bridge 2274 01:53:42,106 --> 01:53:43,817 holding a suicide note. 2275 01:53:43,858 --> 01:53:45,068 Oh, my God. 2276 01:53:45,109 --> 01:53:47,195 I wonder what was upsetting her! 2277 01:53:47,237 --> 01:53:48,238 Is she alive? 2278 01:53:48,279 --> 01:53:49,656 Just some broken bones. 2279 01:53:49,697 --> 01:53:52,826 Yet another geek trying to imitate the popular people 2280 01:53:52,867 --> 01:53:55,328 and failing miserably. 2281 01:53:56,246 --> 01:53:57,413 ♪ Yo, girl ♪ 2282 01:53:57,455 --> 01:53:59,165 ♪ Keep it together ♪ 2283 01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:02,168 ♪ I knew you would come far ♪ 2284 01:54:02,210 --> 01:54:05,338 ♪ Now you're truly a Heather ♪ 2285 01:54:05,380 --> 01:54:09,467 ♪ Smell how gangsta you are ♪ 2286 01:54:09,509 --> 01:54:12,011 Martha, I'm so sorry! 2287 01:54:12,762 --> 01:54:14,097 ♪ Yo, girl ♪ 2288 01:54:14,138 --> 01:54:15,598 ♪ Feel a bit punchy? ♪ 2289 01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:18,726 ♪ What's that Fruit stone you sell? ♪ 2290 01:54:18,768 --> 01:54:22,021 ♪ Now, you've earned That red scrunchie ♪ 2291 01:54:22,063 --> 01:54:24,941 ♪ Come join Heather in hell! ♪ 2292 01:54:24,983 --> 01:54:27,360 Where have you been? 2293 01:54:27,402 --> 01:54:28,611 Your friend JD stopped by. 2294 01:54:28,653 --> 01:54:30,613 He told us everything. 2295 01:54:30,655 --> 01:54:31,573 Your depression. 2296 01:54:31,614 --> 01:54:32,866 Your thoughts of suicide. 2297 01:54:32,907 --> 01:54:36,202 He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick. 2298 01:54:36,244 --> 01:54:37,871 This is not my handwriting. 2299 01:54:37,912 --> 01:54:39,831 I've been on the phone all morning. 2300 01:54:39,873 --> 01:54:42,041 He's one step ahead of everybody. 2301 01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:43,585 There's a doctor in Cleveland. 2302 01:54:43,626 --> 01:54:44,961 Your parents, the police. 2303 01:54:45,003 --> 01:54:46,254 We'd like you to talk with him. 2304 01:54:46,296 --> 01:54:48,464 He's thought of everything, Veronica. 2305 01:54:48,506 --> 01:54:51,259 What kind of doctor? 2306 01:54:51,301 --> 01:54:52,594 Leonard! 2307 01:54:52,635 --> 01:54:54,762 ♪ Guess who's Right down the block ♪ 2308 01:54:54,804 --> 01:54:56,180 You're being manipulated! 2309 01:54:56,222 --> 01:54:57,974 ♪ Guess who's Climbing the stairs ♪ 2310 01:54:58,016 --> 01:54:59,392 There's no shame in getting help. 2311 01:54:59,434 --> 01:55:01,227 ♪ Guess who's picking the lock ♪ 2312 01:55:01,269 --> 01:55:02,937 I am not the problem. 2313 01:55:02,979 --> 01:55:04,188 ♪ Time's up! ♪ 2314 01:55:04,230 --> 01:55:06,065 ♪ Go say your prayers! ♪ 2315 01:55:06,107 --> 01:55:08,526 ♪ Veronica's running on Running on fumes now ♪ 2316 01:55:08,568 --> 01:55:10,403 ♪ Veronica's totally fried ♪ 2317 01:55:10,445 --> 01:55:12,530 ♪ Veronica's gotta be Tripping on shrooms now ♪ 2318 01:55:12,572 --> 01:55:14,324 ♪ Thinking that she can hide ♪ 2319 01:55:14,365 --> 01:55:16,367 ♪ Veronica's done for There's no doubt now ♪ 2320 01:55:16,409 --> 01:55:17,994 ♪ Notify next of kin! ♪ 2321 01:55:18,036 --> 01:55:20,121 ♪ Veronica's trying To keep him out now ♪ 2322 01:55:20,163 --> 01:55:21,831 ♪ Too late! He got in! ♪ 2323 01:55:21,873 --> 01:55:23,041 Knock! Knock! 2324 01:55:23,082 --> 01:55:24,500 Sorry for coming in through the window! 2325 01:55:24,542 --> 01:55:26,419 Dreadful etiquette, I know! 2326 01:55:26,461 --> 01:55:27,503 Get out of my house! 2327 01:55:27,545 --> 01:55:28,755 Hiding in the closet. 2328 01:55:28,796 --> 01:55:30,256 Come on, unlock the door. 2329 01:55:30,298 --> 01:55:31,215 I'll scream. 2330 01:55:31,257 --> 01:55:32,592 My parents will call the police. 2331 01:55:32,634 --> 01:55:33,885 All is forgiven, baby. 2332 01:55:33,927 --> 01:55:35,219 Come on and get dressed. 2333 01:55:35,261 --> 01:55:36,930 You're my date to the pep rally tonight. 2334 01:55:36,971 --> 01:55:38,222 What? Why? 2335 01:55:38,264 --> 01:55:40,558 Our classmates thought they were signing a petition. 2336 01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:44,729 You got to come out here and see what they really signed. 2337 01:55:44,771 --> 01:55:47,273 ♪ You chucked me out Like I was trash ♪ 2338 01:55:47,315 --> 01:55:48,983 ♪ For that you should be dead ♪ 2339 01:55:49,025 --> 01:55:50,276 ♪ But! But! But! ♪ 2340 01:55:50,318 --> 01:55:51,903 ♪ Then it hit me like a flash ♪ 2341 01:55:51,945 --> 01:55:55,281 ♪ What if high school Went away instead? ♪ 2342 01:55:55,323 --> 01:55:56,950 ♪ Those assholes are the key! ♪ 2343 01:55:56,991 --> 01:55:59,202 ♪ They're keeping you Away from me! ♪ 2344 01:55:59,243 --> 01:56:01,913 ♪ They made you blind Messed up your mind ♪ 2345 01:56:01,955 --> 01:56:04,290 ♪ But I can set you free! ♪ 2346 01:56:04,332 --> 01:56:06,626 ♪ You left me and I fell apart ♪ 2347 01:56:06,668 --> 01:56:08,920 ♪ I punched the wall and cried ♪ 2348 01:56:08,962 --> 01:56:10,338 Bam! Bam! Bam! 2349 01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:12,131 ♪ Then I found you changed My heart ♪ 2350 01:56:12,173 --> 01:56:14,634 ♪ And set loose all this Truthful shit inside! ♪ 2351 01:56:14,676 --> 01:56:16,636 ♪ And so I built a bomb ♪ 2352 01:56:16,678 --> 01:56:18,680 ♪ Tonight our school Is Vietnam ♪ 2353 01:56:18,721 --> 01:56:23,351 ♪ Let's guarantee they'll Never see their senior prom! ♪ 2354 01:56:23,393 --> 01:56:27,897 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2355 01:56:27,939 --> 01:56:32,110 ♪ We were meant to be one ♪ 2356 01:56:32,151 --> 01:56:36,447 ♪ Don't give up on me now ♪ 2357 01:56:36,489 --> 01:56:40,660 ♪ Finish what we've begun ♪ 2358 01:56:40,702 --> 01:56:44,539 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2359 01:56:44,580 --> 01:56:47,166 ♪ So when the high school gym Goes boom ♪ 2360 01:56:47,208 --> 01:56:50,128 ♪ With everyone inside Pchw! Pchw! Pchw! ♪ 2361 01:56:50,169 --> 01:56:51,963 ♪ In the rubble of their tomb ♪ 2362 01:56:52,005 --> 01:56:55,591 ♪ We'll plant this note Explaining why they died! ♪ 2363 01:56:55,633 --> 01:56:59,303 ♪ We, the students Of Westerburg High will die ♪ 2364 01:56:59,345 --> 01:57:02,765 ♪ Our burnt bodies may Finally get through to you ♪ 2365 01:57:02,807 --> 01:57:06,227 ♪ Your society churns Out slaves and blanks ♪ 2366 01:57:06,269 --> 01:57:07,812 ♪ No thanks ♪ 2367 01:57:07,854 --> 01:57:10,440 ♪ Signed the Students Of Westerburg High ♪ 2368 01:57:10,481 --> 01:57:12,025 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2369 01:57:12,066 --> 01:57:14,027 ♪ We'll watch The smoke poor out the doors ♪ 2370 01:57:14,068 --> 01:57:16,487 ♪ Bring marshmallows We'll make s'mores! ♪ 2371 01:57:16,529 --> 01:57:21,784 ♪ We can smile and cuddle While the fire roars! ♪ 2372 01:57:21,826 --> 01:57:25,955 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2373 01:57:25,997 --> 01:57:30,168 ♪ We were meant to be one ♪ 2374 01:57:30,209 --> 01:57:34,422 ♪ I can't make it alone ♪ 2375 01:57:34,464 --> 01:57:38,342 ♪ Finish what we've begun ♪ 2376 01:57:38,384 --> 01:57:41,554 ♪ You were meant to be mine ♪ 2377 01:57:41,596 --> 01:57:45,391 ♪ I am all that you need ♪ 2378 01:57:45,433 --> 01:57:48,686 ♪ You carved open my heart ♪ 2379 01:57:48,728 --> 01:57:51,856 ♪ Can't just leave me to bleed ♪ 2380 01:57:51,898 --> 01:57:54,484 ♪ Veronica, open the-- Open the door, please ♪ 2381 01:57:54,525 --> 01:57:56,235 ♪ Veronica, open the door ♪ 2382 01:57:56,277 --> 01:57:58,571 ♪ Veronica, can we not fight Anymore, please? ♪ 2383 01:57:58,613 --> 01:58:00,364 ♪ Can we not fight anymore? ♪ 2384 01:58:00,406 --> 01:58:02,867 ♪ Veronica, sure, you're scared I've been there ♪ 2385 01:58:02,909 --> 01:58:04,577 ♪ I can set you free! ♪ 2386 01:58:04,619 --> 01:58:06,788 ♪ Veronica, don't make me Come in there! ♪ 2387 01:58:06,829 --> 01:58:09,040 ♪ I'm gonna count to three! ♪ 2388 01:58:09,082 --> 01:58:11,959 ♪ One! Two! Fuck it! ♪ 2389 01:58:12,001 --> 01:58:15,338 [vocalizing] 2390 01:58:18,925 --> 01:58:20,927 [JD] Veronica. 2391 01:58:22,053 --> 01:58:24,222 Oh, God. 2392 01:58:24,263 --> 01:58:25,598 No. 2393 01:58:27,809 --> 01:58:33,898 ♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪ 2394 01:58:33,940 --> 01:58:40,363 ♪ You were all I could trust ♪ 2395 01:58:40,404 --> 01:58:45,993 ♪ I can't do this alone ♪ 2396 01:58:46,035 --> 01:58:52,542 ♪ Still I will if I must! ♪ 2397 01:58:53,501 --> 01:58:56,629 [Mrs. Sawyer] Veronica, I made you a snack. 2398 01:58:56,671 --> 01:58:59,590 Veronica. [screaming] 2399 01:58:59,632 --> 01:59:04,011 No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. It was just a joke. A joke. 2400 01:59:04,053 --> 01:59:06,472 It's not funny. 2401 01:59:06,514 --> 01:59:07,849 I love you, Mom. 2402 01:59:07,890 --> 01:59:09,308 What's with all the screaming? 2403 01:59:09,350 --> 01:59:13,146 [whimpering] It was Veronica. I found her in the-- 2404 01:59:13,187 --> 01:59:16,274 Veronica? Where did she go? Veronica? 2405 01:59:16,315 --> 01:59:19,110 What? What? 2406 01:59:19,152 --> 01:59:22,947 ♪ I wanted someone strong Who could protect me ♪ 2407 01:59:22,989 --> 01:59:27,201 ♪ I let his anger fester And infect me ♪ 2408 01:59:27,243 --> 01:59:28,995 ♪ His solution is a lie ♪ 2409 01:59:29,036 --> 01:59:32,331 ♪ No one here deserves To die except for me ♪ 2410 01:59:32,373 --> 01:59:35,793 ♪ And the monster I created ♪ 2411 01:59:35,835 --> 01:59:37,712 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2412 01:59:37,753 --> 01:59:41,132 ♪ Heads up, JD I'm a dead girl walking! ♪ 2413 01:59:41,174 --> 01:59:42,884 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2414 01:59:42,925 --> 01:59:44,760 ♪ Can't hide from me I'm a dead girl walkin'! ♪ 2415 01:59:44,802 --> 01:59:46,596 [all] ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2416 01:59:46,637 --> 01:59:48,472 ♪ And there's your final bell ♪ 2417 01:59:48,514 --> 01:59:50,850 ♪ It's one more dance And then farewell ♪ 2418 01:59:50,892 --> 01:59:52,852 ♪ Cheek to cheek in hell ♪ 2419 01:59:52,894 --> 01:59:58,191 ♪ With a dead girl walkin'! ♪ 2420 01:59:58,232 --> 02:00:00,443 [vocalizing] 2421 02:00:00,484 --> 02:00:04,906 ♪ Yo, Rottweilers! ♪ 2422 02:00:04,947 --> 02:00:07,325 ♪ Here we go Here we go now! ♪ 2423 02:00:07,366 --> 02:00:11,454 Veronica, Jason Dean told us you just committed suicide! 2424 02:00:11,495 --> 02:00:13,414 No. He's wrong about a lot of things. 2425 02:00:13,456 --> 02:00:15,583 Well, I threw together a lovely tribute, 2426 02:00:15,625 --> 02:00:17,460 especially given the short notice. 2427 02:00:17,501 --> 02:00:18,836 Ms. Fleming, what's under the gym? 2428 02:00:18,878 --> 02:00:20,630 The boiler room. 2429 02:00:20,671 --> 02:00:22,757 [Ms. Fleming] Veronica, what's going on? 2430 02:00:22,798 --> 02:00:24,800 ♪ Got no time to talk ♪ 2431 02:00:24,842 --> 02:00:29,472 ♪ I'm a dead girl walkin'! ♪ 2432 02:00:29,513 --> 02:00:31,515 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2433 02:00:31,557 --> 02:00:33,434 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2434 02:00:33,476 --> 02:00:35,519 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2435 02:00:35,561 --> 02:00:37,772 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2436 02:00:37,813 --> 02:00:40,024 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg! ♪ 2437 02:00:40,066 --> 02:00:42,068 ♪ Give a great big yell! ♪ 2438 02:00:42,109 --> 02:00:44,195 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2439 02:00:44,237 --> 02:00:46,822 ♪ And send you Straight to hell! ♪ 2440 02:00:46,864 --> 02:00:50,743 [suspenseful music playing] 2441 02:00:50,785 --> 02:00:54,205 [timebomb beeping] 2442 02:00:59,126 --> 02:01:02,296 A Norwegian in the boiler room? 2443 02:01:02,338 --> 02:01:03,965 Just like your dad. 2444 02:01:04,006 --> 02:01:05,174 Huh? 2445 02:01:05,216 --> 02:01:08,052 And here I thought you'd lost your taste for faking suicides. 2446 02:01:08,094 --> 02:01:09,929 Step away from the bomb. 2447 02:01:09,971 --> 02:01:11,013 What? This little thing? 2448 02:01:11,055 --> 02:01:12,765 I can hardly call that a bomb. 2449 02:01:12,807 --> 02:01:14,433 No. This is to trigger the packs, the thermals 2450 02:01:14,475 --> 02:01:16,018 upstairs in the gym. 2451 02:01:16,060 --> 02:01:17,687 Now, those are bombs. 2452 02:01:17,728 --> 02:01:20,022 People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, 2453 02:01:20,064 --> 02:01:22,316 "Now there is a school that self-destructed not because 2454 02:01:22,358 --> 02:01:26,612 society didn't care, but because that school was society. 2455 02:01:26,654 --> 02:01:28,656 You know the only place at Heathers and Marthas 2456 02:01:28,698 --> 02:01:30,574 can truly get along is in Heaven! 2457 02:01:30,616 --> 02:01:34,245 ♪ I wish your mom Had been a little stronger ♪ 2458 02:01:34,287 --> 02:01:35,663 Don't talk about my mom! 2459 02:01:35,705 --> 02:01:39,083 ♪ I wish she stayed Around a little longer ♪ 2460 02:01:39,125 --> 02:01:40,126 Stop! 2461 02:01:40,167 --> 02:01:41,711 ♪ I wish your dad were good! ♪ 2462 02:01:41,752 --> 02:01:44,088 ♪ And I wish Grown-ups understood! ♪ 2463 02:01:44,130 --> 02:01:45,756 ♪ I wish we met before ♪ 2464 02:01:45,798 --> 02:01:47,550 ♪ They convinced your life Is war! ♪ 2465 02:01:47,591 --> 02:01:49,677 ♪ I wish you'd come with me ♪ 2466 02:01:49,719 --> 02:01:51,846 ♪ I wish I had more TNT! ♪ 2467 02:01:51,887 --> 02:01:53,306 [grunts] 2468 02:01:54,140 --> 02:01:56,058 [all] ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2469 02:01:56,100 --> 02:01:58,477 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2470 02:01:58,519 --> 02:02:00,354 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2471 02:02:00,396 --> 02:02:02,815 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2472 02:02:02,857 --> 02:02:04,775 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg! ♪ 2473 02:02:04,817 --> 02:02:06,485 ♪ Give a great big yell! ♪ 2474 02:02:06,527 --> 02:02:08,654 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2475 02:02:08,696 --> 02:02:10,573 ♪ And send you straight to-- ♪ 2476 02:02:10,614 --> 02:02:12,950 [gunshot] 2477 02:02:12,992 --> 02:02:15,244 [grunting] 2478 02:02:15,286 --> 02:02:18,289 [timebomb beeping] 2479 02:02:20,875 --> 02:02:23,461 Was it good for you? 2480 02:02:23,502 --> 02:02:24,587 [grunts] 2481 02:02:24,628 --> 02:02:27,465 Kind of sucked for me. 2482 02:02:27,506 --> 02:02:29,300 [dramatic music playing] 2483 02:02:29,342 --> 02:02:31,802 It's over, JD. 2484 02:02:31,844 --> 02:02:33,888 Which wire do I pull? 2485 02:02:33,929 --> 02:02:35,681 Which wire? 2486 02:02:39,310 --> 02:02:40,644 Everybody get out. 2487 02:02:40,686 --> 02:02:44,023 There's a bomb! We got to evacuate. 2488 02:02:44,065 --> 02:02:45,858 Hello? [grunts] 2489 02:02:45,900 --> 02:02:47,109 Can anybody hear me? 2490 02:02:47,151 --> 02:02:49,070 I don't know how much time we've got left. 2491 02:02:51,530 --> 02:02:54,700 Move the trigger bomb far enough away. 2492 02:02:54,742 --> 02:02:57,578 It can set out the thermals, right? 2493 02:02:57,620 --> 02:02:58,704 Right? 2494 02:02:58,746 --> 02:03:02,166 [dramatic music playing] 2495 02:03:05,586 --> 02:03:09,215 [Veronica grunting] 2496 02:03:13,928 --> 02:03:16,514 Dear Diary [grunting] 2497 02:03:16,555 --> 02:03:18,891 I still believe there's good in everyone 2498 02:03:18,933 --> 02:03:22,019 [grunting] even the worst of us. 2499 02:03:22,061 --> 02:03:23,813 I believe we're all worth saving and I guess 2500 02:03:23,854 --> 02:03:27,358 that's the belief I'm willing to die for. 2501 02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:29,610 [grunting] 2502 02:03:29,652 --> 02:03:32,363 You'll never make it in time, 2503 02:03:32,988 --> 02:03:34,198 not on that ankle. 2504 02:03:34,240 --> 02:03:37,410 [whimpering] How much further? 2505 02:03:37,451 --> 02:03:40,079 You know, the football field should do it. 2506 02:03:40,121 --> 02:03:42,415 Here, let me take it the rest of the way. 2507 02:03:42,456 --> 02:03:44,667 No. It's a trick. 2508 02:03:44,708 --> 02:03:46,919 You flatter me. [grunting] 2509 02:03:46,961 --> 02:03:48,379 But no. 2510 02:03:48,421 --> 02:03:51,257 Look at me, I'm done for. 2511 02:03:51,298 --> 02:03:54,510 And I'm not gonna let you die like my mom. 2512 02:03:56,429 --> 02:03:58,556 I am damaged. 2513 02:03:59,432 --> 02:04:01,934 But you're different. 2514 02:04:01,976 --> 02:04:05,271 You are the one we ought to spare. 2515 02:04:05,312 --> 02:04:09,483 God knows why you wanna save them... 2516 02:04:09,525 --> 02:04:12,611 but you beat me fair and square. 2517 02:04:12,653 --> 02:04:15,448 Please stand back now. 2518 02:04:17,741 --> 02:04:19,243 A little further. 2519 02:04:19,285 --> 02:04:22,329 ♪ Don't know What this thing will do ♪ 2520 02:04:22,371 --> 02:04:23,914 ♪ Hope you'll miss me ♪ 2521 02:04:23,956 --> 02:04:25,541 ♪ Wish you kiss me ♪ 2522 02:04:25,583 --> 02:04:29,462 ♪ Then you'd know I worship you ♪ 2523 02:04:29,503 --> 02:04:31,130 ♪ I'll trade my life for yours ♪ 2524 02:04:31,172 --> 02:04:33,757 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 2525 02:04:33,799 --> 02:04:37,303 [Veronica] ♪ Wait, hold on ♪ 2526 02:04:37,344 --> 02:04:40,890 ♪ Not this way ♪ 2527 02:04:40,931 --> 02:04:43,809 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2528 02:04:43,851 --> 02:04:47,396 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2529 02:04:47,438 --> 02:04:50,024 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2530 02:04:50,065 --> 02:04:56,197 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 2531 02:04:57,323 --> 02:05:00,159 ♪ Say hi to God! ♪ 2532 02:05:00,201 --> 02:05:03,537 [explosion] 2533 02:05:08,209 --> 02:05:11,837 [students coughing] 2534 02:05:11,879 --> 02:05:16,467 Whoa, they're saying a gas line exploded. 2535 02:05:16,509 --> 02:05:18,802 [panting] 2536 02:05:18,844 --> 02:05:20,971 Hey, where have you been? 2537 02:05:21,013 --> 02:05:23,307 Fleming told us you've killed yourself. 2538 02:05:23,349 --> 02:05:24,558 You look like hell. 2539 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:27,436 Yeah. Well, I just got back. 2540 02:05:27,478 --> 02:05:29,522 Hey, what are you doing? 2541 02:05:29,563 --> 02:05:31,232 ♪ Listen up, folks ♪ 2542 02:05:31,273 --> 02:05:32,691 ♪ War is over ♪ 2543 02:05:32,733 --> 02:05:34,902 ♪ Brand new sheriffs Come to town ♪ 2544 02:05:34,944 --> 02:05:37,780 ♪ We are done with acting evil ♪ 2545 02:05:37,821 --> 02:05:40,032 ♪ We will lay our weapons down ♪ 2546 02:05:40,074 --> 02:05:41,700 ♪ We're all damaged ♪ 2547 02:05:41,742 --> 02:05:43,327 ♪ We're all frightened ♪ 2548 02:05:43,369 --> 02:05:45,329 ♪ We're all freaks But that's all right ♪ 2549 02:05:45,371 --> 02:05:48,499 ♪ We'll endure it We'll survive it ♪ 2550 02:05:48,541 --> 02:05:54,296 ♪ Martha Are you free tonight? ♪ 2551 02:05:55,047 --> 02:05:57,675 [crowd laughing] 2552 02:06:17,861 --> 02:06:19,363 What? 2553 02:06:19,405 --> 02:06:25,828 My date for the pep rally kind of blew... me off. 2554 02:06:26,370 --> 02:06:29,248 I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tonight, 2555 02:06:29,290 --> 02:06:31,458 you might wanna pop some Jiffy Pop, 2556 02:06:31,500 --> 02:06:38,007 rent some new releases, something with a happy ending? 2557 02:06:38,299 --> 02:06:41,760 Are there any happy endings? 2558 02:06:41,802 --> 02:06:44,972 ♪ I can't promise No more Heathers ♪ 2559 02:06:45,014 --> 02:06:47,975 ♪ High school may not ever end ♪ 2560 02:06:48,017 --> 02:06:49,602 ♪ Still, I miss you ♪ 2561 02:06:49,643 --> 02:06:54,523 ♪ I'd be honored If you'd let me be your friend ♪ 2562 02:06:54,565 --> 02:06:56,734 ♪ My friend ♪ 2563 02:06:56,775 --> 02:07:02,323 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 2564 02:07:02,364 --> 02:07:08,996 ♪ We can learn how to chill ♪ 2565 02:07:09,038 --> 02:07:12,666 ♪ If no one loves me now ♪ 2566 02:07:12,708 --> 02:07:18,464 ♪ Someday somebody will ♪ 2567 02:07:18,505 --> 02:07:22,926 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 2568 02:07:22,968 --> 02:07:27,431 ♪ Help us to make things right ♪ 2569 02:07:27,473 --> 02:07:30,267 ♪ We want a better world ♪ 2570 02:07:30,309 --> 02:07:34,730 ♪ So why not start tonight! ♪ 2571 02:07:34,772 --> 02:07:38,400 ♪ Let's go be 17 ♪ 2572 02:07:38,442 --> 02:07:41,779 ♪ Take off our shoes and dance ♪ 2573 02:07:41,820 --> 02:07:44,365 ♪ Act like we're all Still kids ♪ 2574 02:07:44,406 --> 02:07:48,994 ♪ 'Cause this could be Our final chance! ♪ 2575 02:07:49,036 --> 02:07:52,039 ♪ Always be 17 ♪ 2576 02:07:52,081 --> 02:07:55,209 ♪ Celebrate you and I ♪ 2577 02:07:55,250 --> 02:07:57,127 ♪ Maybe we won't grow old ♪ 2578 02:07:57,169 --> 02:08:02,466 ♪ And maybe Then we'll never die ♪ 2579 02:08:02,508 --> 02:08:07,221 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2580 02:08:07,262 --> 02:08:11,100 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2581 02:08:11,141 --> 02:08:15,396 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2582 02:08:15,437 --> 02:08:20,526 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2583 02:08:20,567 --> 02:08:27,324 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2584 02:08:28,909 --> 02:08:33,288 [cheers and applause] 2585 02:08:50,389 --> 02:08:53,851 [upbeat music playing] 2586 02:10:47,631 --> 02:10:50,509 Give it up for the Heathers band. 2587 02:10:50,551 --> 02:10:53,178 [crowd cheering] 2588 02:10:53,220 --> 02:10:56,014 One, two, one, two, three, four. 2589 02:10:56,056 --> 02:11:00,269 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 2590 02:11:00,310 --> 02:11:03,313 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 2591 02:11:03,355 --> 02:11:08,861 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 2592 02:11:22,666 --> 02:11:27,296 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2593 02:11:27,337 --> 02:11:31,049 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2594 02:11:31,091 --> 02:11:35,596 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful ♪ 2595 02:11:35,637 --> 02:11:39,057 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful ♪ 2596 02:11:39,099 --> 02:11:43,645 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful ♪ 2597 02:11:43,687 --> 02:11:48,567 ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 2598 02:11:48,609 --> 02:11:52,070 [cheers and applause] 2599 02:12:11,506 --> 02:12:17,346 [upbeat music playing] 174186