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♪
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Gretta: Mm.
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- I'm gonna say
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ten more minutes.
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You want 'em crispy
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around the edges.
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Dwight: You know there's
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raw eggs in that, right?
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- Raw eggs?
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[knocking]
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- Sir Dwight.
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See who's without.
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Dwight: Will do.
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- [hissing]
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- [short shriek]
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Man: Ohhh-ah!
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[pounding]
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- Gretta?
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[pounding]
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- You got company.
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[pounding]
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
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a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta,
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and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
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cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
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to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
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scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhhh!
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[kiss]
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...they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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[pounding]
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- Baldric!
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[clang]
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[pounding]
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- Baldric!
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- Just a sec.
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Baldric: What's amiss, Highness?
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- Bring my crown.
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Baldric: Good heavens!
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Today's the day.
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Ten years gone
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in the blink of an eye.
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Dwight: Who are these guys?
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- Severians.
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- Severians?
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- Savages, Sir Dwight.
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Bloodlusty rampaging vandals.
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[pounding]
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[pounding]
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[pounding]
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- Ready?
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- Admit the savage Severians
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to our presence.
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- Me?
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Baldric: Mm.
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- Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Um.
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Come on in, guys.
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Baldric: No, you--
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[yelling]
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Enterrr savage Severians!
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- Oh.
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I'm really--
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Oh, my bad.
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I, you can--
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Oh.
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♪
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Baldric: Every tenth year
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the ruler of Rogemore
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will hear the petition
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of the savage Severians.
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This is the day.
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You may speak and be heard.
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Man: Most terrifying ruler
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of Rogemore,
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your great-great-grandfather
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conquered the Severians
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and brought us under your rule.
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Though we fought and poured
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our blood into the earth
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to win our freedom,
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your might and magic
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have ever subjugated us.
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One hundred and twenty years ago
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our fathers and mothers vowed
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we would no longer fight.
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We have kept that vow.
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And today, we petition you
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for our freedom.
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We ask that you return to us
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the chief stick
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of the Severians,
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the symbol of our liberty
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and sovereignty
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without which no Severian chief
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may rule.
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♪
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♪
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- No.
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- What?
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Baldric: The ruler of Rogemore
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has spoken.
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Be gone from hence, savages,
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and do not darken our door again
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until another ten years
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have passed.
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Gretta: [sigh]
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- What just happened?
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Baldric: The Severians have come
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and gone again.
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Gretta: Our hands are washed
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of them
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for another ten years.
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- So, every ten years
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these guys show up
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and ask if they can please
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be free now,
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and you say no?
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- We always say no.
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- Yeah,
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they've come to expect it.
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- But they keep coming
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every ten years?
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Gretta: Tedious savages.
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Baldric: Cannot take a hint
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in 120 years.
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Dwight: I think they're
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pretty serious, Gretta.
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I think they actually
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wanna be free
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and they want their thing.
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- Chief stick.
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Gretta: They're savages,
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Sir Dwight.
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They murder and plunder
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and eat the livers
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of their dead.
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- Ew, for real?
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- My great-great-grandfather
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subdued them
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and it falls to me
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to keep them subdued.
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Lest the kingdom decline
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into savagery.
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[ding]
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- Ooh!
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Brownies are done.
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Baldric: Brownies?
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Ooh.
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- Wha--
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Come on.
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Maybe they just like to wear
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crazy hair and tattoos
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and war paint.
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- Oh.
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Well I hadn't thought of it
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like that.
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We must ready ourselves
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for possible attack.
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Dwight: What?
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Gretta: Well, if they're
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painting for war
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we can't sit idly by.
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I'll take the first watch.
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Baldric: And I the second.
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Sir Dwight can take the third.
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- Mmh.
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- Lest they get
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into the house.
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- Guys, they were
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in the house five minutes ago
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and they were totally cool.
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Baldric: Hm.
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What do you think
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they're playing at?
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- Impossible to understand
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these savages.
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- Mmh.
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Dwight: You're gonna wanna
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let those cool.
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Baldric: Mm.
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- Yeah, of course.
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Baldric/Gretta: [loud chewing]
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[crickets chirping]
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[owls hooting]
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[ding]
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- Two o'clock
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in the morning
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and all is well.
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[bell ringing]
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[enchanting melody]
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[doorknob jiggling]
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[door creaks]
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- Hey, I know you.
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[enchanting melody]
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Baldric: Wake up, Sir Dwight.
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Roust yourself
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you feather-headed poop-noddy.
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Dwight: [sleepily] Guys, I was
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up 'til two in the morning.
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Baldric: You failed
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at your watch
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and the consequences
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are disastrous.
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- What?
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Baldric: Hm.
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- Oh, what happened
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to your chair?
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Gretta: This is the throne
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of Rogemore.
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- And Rogemore is...?
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- My kingdom.
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Dwight: Oh.
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Baldric: Severian savages
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entered during your watch.
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- Yeah, yeah, I remember.
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It was the girl.
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The pretty one with the hair,
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about our age.
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Did she...
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you know.
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- Militsa.
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- You know her?
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- The last
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of the Severian royal line.
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Dwight: Oh, so that would
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make her a princess, right?
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- A chief.
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Gretta: But no Severian chief
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may rule...
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Dwight: Without the chief stick.
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Baldric: Which she has
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just stolen.
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Dwight: Your chair leg?
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- Throne leg.
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Dwight: Is the Severian
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chief stick?
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Gretta:
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My great-great-grandfather
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subdued the Severians.
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- Stole their stick.
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- And built it into his throne.
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- Ah.
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- That is so uncool.
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- We leave at once.
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Baldric: At once.
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Dwight: Where to?
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Gretta: To find the savage
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Severian sneak thief
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and take back what's mine.
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Dwight: Well, technically hers.
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[shink]
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- [grunt]
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Gretta: Let's away.
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Dwight: So, the Severians
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get their chief stick back
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and they get to be
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their own bosses again.
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I mean, would that really be
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the end of the world?
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Baldric/Gretta: Yes.
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Gretta:
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My great-great-grandfather
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conquered them.
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Baldric: And thus began
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the period
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known as the Severian nuisance.
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Gretta: Battles, skirmishes,
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raids, attacks.
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The Severians were a nightmare.
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Dwight: Good for them.
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Gretta: Until 120 years ago....
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- Plus a thousand.
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Gretta: ...my family
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crushed them into submission.
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The Severians were so
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entirely decimated
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that they made a vow of peace.
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They would never fight again
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and in exchange
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we would hear out their petition
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once every ten years.
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Dwight: And ignore it.
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Gretta: Exactly.
303
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- Why?
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What are you getting out
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00:09:15,117 --> 00:09:16,550
of this?
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Baldric: Not much.
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The Severians pay a tribute
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of barley twice a year.
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- They do?
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- Mm.
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- Oh, is that what that is?
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I thought it was bird food.
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- [laughs]
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- You guys are the worst.
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Baldric: Wha--
316
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,717
[bird calls]
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Gretta: Shh.
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Do you hear that?
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Carry on.
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It was nothing.
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[thump, thump, thump]
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Ogre: [howling]
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[laughing to itself]
324
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- [frightened grunting]
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Gretta: Aw floof.
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Baldric.
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Baldric: Mm, ah.
328
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Gretta: Ogre.
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Ogre: [excited noises]
330
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[howls]
331
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Dwight: [sniff, sniff]
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Is that oregano?
333
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Gretta: Sir Dwight,
334
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,283
can you reach the dagger
335
00:10:16,818 --> 00:10:19,283
in my boot?
336
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:23,884
Dwight: [grunting]
337
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Negative.
338
00:10:26,183 --> 00:10:26,684
Baldric: Oh, oh.
339
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:27,483
- Wahhh!
340
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Gretta: Curse those Severians.
341
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If not for them
342
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I would be eating brownies
343
00:10:29,685 --> 00:10:31,650
in bed right now.
344
00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:34,183
Dwight: Or you could've
345
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,183
just let 'em have their stick.
346
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:34,784
Ah.
347
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- [yells]
348
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Gretta: Baldric, can you reach
349
00:10:36,317 --> 00:10:38,517
the knife at my side?
350
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:42,750
Baldric/Gretta: [grunting]
351
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Baldric: Sadly no.
352
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Gretta: This is all
353
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Militsa's fault.
354
00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:48,450
Breaking into my house,
355
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stealing my throne leg.
356
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,617
Dwight: Her chief stick.
357
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Gretta: Forcing me to chase her
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into the woods.
359
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Dwight: Could've not.
360
00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:58,216
Ogre: [softly groaning]
361
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,350
Gretta: And here we are.
362
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:07,717
- [continues groaning]
363
00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:10,550
Dwight: Hey, you had your chance
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to let the Severians go.
365
00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:12,717
Gretta: So this is my fault?
366
00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:16,350
Dwight: Look, all I'm sayin'
367
00:11:12,785 --> 00:11:16,350
is conquering a people
368
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and repressing them
369
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:17,950
for generations,
370
00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:20,684
it has consequences.
371
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,083
- [howling]
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00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,383
Baldric: The Severians
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would kill us all in our sleep
374
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,050
if we let them.
375
00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,250
Dwight: Yeah see, you know,
376
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:30,817
I really don't get that vibe
377
00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:30,817
from them.
378
00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:33,650
Baldric: Thanks to you we shall
379
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:33,650
be made into a prin-mag-iot.
380
00:11:33,717 --> 00:11:34,884
Dwight: Uhh.
381
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:38,750
Baldric: A princess roasted
382
00:11:34,951 --> 00:11:38,750
between a magician and an idiot.
383
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:39,950
Dwight: Hey!
384
00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:42,283
Mhmmh.
385
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,350
[unintelligible talking]
386
00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:45,383
- [yells]
387
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:51,183
[enchanting melody]
388
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:57,784
Dwight:
389
00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:57,784
[unintelligible murmering]
390
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,850
- Wake me
391
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,850
when the fire starts.
392
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:05,283
- I would like to ride
393
00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:05,283
that elephant.
394
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,550
Gretta: You kissed me.
395
00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,583
[shink]
396
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,350
- Mm.
397
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:18,717
Mmhh.
398
00:12:18,784 --> 00:12:22,150
Guys?
399
00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:27,684
♪
400
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:37,717
- Hey.
401
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:39,950
What's the matter?
402
00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:41,950
- No one knows
403
00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:41,950
you're here.
404
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:42,583
Dwight: Okay.
405
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,450
- Or what I've done.
406
00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:45,150
- Uhh--
407
00:12:45,216 --> 00:12:47,083
Militsa: They would not approve.
408
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,383
Dwight: You just saved
409
00:12:47,151 --> 00:12:49,383
our lives.
410
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,050
That ogre was gonna cook us.
411
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,917
- Well, ogres must eat too.
412
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:55,450
- Yeah.
413
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:56,550
Yeah, I get it.
414
00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:57,450
I mean, I'm not judgin'.
415
00:12:57,517 --> 00:13:01,050
I just uh...
416
00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:04,250
How did you um, do that?
417
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:04,984
- Oh.
418
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:05,984
The sound.
419
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,850
It lulls the hearer to sleep.
420
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,984
- But you didn't fall asleep?
421
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,417
- I'm accustomed to it.
422
00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:13,083
Dwight: Oh.
423
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,717
Cool.
424
00:13:14,784 --> 00:13:17,116
- We wish harm to no one.
425
00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:19,116
Not to you, not to the ogre,
426
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:20,650
not even to the ruler
427
00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:20,650
of Rogemore
428
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,583
and her magician.
429
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,550
We keep the vow.
430
00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:25,684
Dwight: The vow?
431
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,250
Militsa: In the reign
432
00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:27,250
of my great-great-grandmother
433
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,216
our people were conquered
434
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:30,216
by the Rogemore barbarians
435
00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:34,450
and so began a time
436
00:13:30,284 --> 00:13:34,450
known as the Severian night.
437
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,784
Battle after battle raged
438
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,817
as we tried to win back
439
00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:38,817
our freedom,
440
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,817
but in the end our people,
441
00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:43,417
they were crushed
442
00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:43,417
into the ground.
443
00:13:43,483 --> 00:13:45,750
Our fathers and mothers
444
00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:45,750
could not bear the thought
445
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,684
of more of our children's
446
00:13:45,818 --> 00:13:47,684
blood loss
447
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,283
so they made a Severian vow
448
00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:51,283
that we would fight no more.
449
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:52,450
- I mean, I'm a pacifist myself
450
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:58,383
but you can't just let people
451
00:13:52,518 --> 00:13:58,383
push you around.
452
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:02,617
- I agree with you but Samo.
453
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:03,750
- Samo?
454
00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,316
- My advisor.
455
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,784
He and the others
456
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:07,784
live by their honor
457
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,817
and the ancient code.
458
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,150
When a Severian
459
00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:11,150
gives her word,
460
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:14,116
not only she
461
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,116
but her grandchildren keep it.
462
00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:14,917
- Whoa.
463
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:18,850
That's hardcore.
464
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,183
Gretta: Uh!
465
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:20,884
Urgh!
466
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:21,784
Dwight: Hey, knock it off.
467
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:22,417
Put that thing away.
468
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:23,150
Militsa: Shhh.
469
00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:23,817
Shh.
470
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:24,850
Shhh.
471
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,316
- Who do you think
472
00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:26,316
saved us from that ogre?
473
00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:30,016
- Quiet.
474
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:34,050
- Her?
475
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:34,650
Why?
476
00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:35,250
- Ahh!
477
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:36,316
Hairy frogs!
478
00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:37,884
Militsa: Shhh.
479
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:38,517
Dwight: Hey, hey.
480
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,583
Wake up big guy.
481
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:40,850
Come on, man.
482
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:44,684
Baldric: [grunting]
483
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,383
Princess.
484
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,250
Dwight: Hey, hey, she's fine.
485
00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:47,483
We're fine.
486
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,050
Thanks to her.
487
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:54,050
- What do you make
488
00:14:51,117 --> 00:14:54,050
of this, savage?
489
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,583
Dwight: Okay, can we stop
490
00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:55,583
with the savage thing?
491
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:56,717
They're obviously not savages.
492
00:14:56,784 --> 00:15:01,550
Severians: [barking noises]
493
00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:11,050
- Stay behind me.
494
00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:12,250
Samo: What have you done, child?
495
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:13,050
- Samo.
496
00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:14,417
Dwight: She just saved
497
00:15:13,117 --> 00:15:14,417
our lives.
498
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:15,350
- What have you done?
499
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,984
- For 120 years
500
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:17,984
we have petitioned
501
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,016
for our freedom
502
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,016
from these barbarian overlords.
503
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:21,884
Gretta: Barbarian?
504
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,183
Militsa: They live by war
505
00:15:21,951 --> 00:15:23,183
and blood.
506
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,450
They eat the brains
507
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,450
of their own dead.
508
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:26,283
- No, we don't.
509
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,450
- That was one time.
510
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:28,884
Militsa: They will kill us
511
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:28,884
in our beds if they wish to.
512
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,583
Gretta: I've never killed anyone
513
00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:30,583
in their bed.
514
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,383
- But even this death
515
00:15:30,651 --> 00:15:32,383
is more pleasing to me
516
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,350
than a life of servitude.
517
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:38,183
I am Militsa, the last heir
518
00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:38,183
of the house of Severia,
519
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,283
and this...
520
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:44,417
Severians: [gasp]
521
00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:54,450
Militsa: This belongs to me.
522
00:15:55,350 --> 00:16:00,150
- I have waited all my life
523
00:15:55,351 --> 00:16:00,150
to bow before a Severian chief
524
00:16:00,216 --> 00:16:03,083
but I cannot bow to a thief.
525
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:05,483
Our fathers and mothers
526
00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:05,483
made a Severian vow
527
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,950
to the barbarians
528
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,950
that we would keep the peace
529
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,483
and that in return
530
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,483
they would hear our petitions.
531
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:11,517
- Worst deal ever.
532
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:14,517
Samo: We share your desire
533
00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:14,517
for freedom, child.
534
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,917
There is no freedom in dishonor.
535
00:16:16,984 --> 00:16:19,650
We are not like
536
00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,650
the brutish barbarians.
537
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,016
- Brutish?
538
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,884
- When a Severian
539
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:22,884
gives his word,
540
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:31,583
not only he
541
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:31,583
but his grandchildren keep it.
542
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:34,750
Ruler of Rogemore.
543
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:39,183
This was stolen from you
544
00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:39,183
by this reckless child.
545
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,583
Dwight: Well, first it was
546
00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:40,583
stolen from you guys
547
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:50,617
by her psycho grandpa.
548
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:56,884
Quick word.
549
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,550
If you take that stick,
550
00:16:56,951 --> 00:17:00,550
it makes you a total dirtbag.
551
00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:02,383
Gretta: I am the ruler
552
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:02,383
of Rogemore.
553
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:03,984
Dwight: And I'm
554
00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:03,984
the PTA student liaison.
555
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:04,984
Who cares.
556
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,316
Neither of us gets to repress
557
00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:06,316
a civilization.
558
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:07,417
- I may not agree
559
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:07,417
with tradition
560
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:08,950
but it is not for me to change.
561
00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:09,684
- Then who's it for?
562
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,884
- Generations
563
00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:10,884
of my family--
564
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,450
- Are dead!
565
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,483
They did a bunch of things
566
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,617
for reasons that probably
567
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,617
made sense to them.
568
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:17,150
You weren't there
569
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,150
to tell them what to do.
570
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,917
They're not here
571
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:19,917
to tell you what to do.
572
00:17:19,984 --> 00:17:21,717
That was then.
573
00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:23,417
This is today.
574
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:29,817
It is up to you to do
575
00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:29,817
the right thing.
576
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:37,016
- This is today
577
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:37,016
and they're not here.
578
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,817
I am.
579
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:47,216
Baldric, I have revised
580
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:47,216
my opinion of the Severians.
581
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,483
- As have I.
582
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,550
Gretta: They are a peaceful,
583
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,550
noble people.
584
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,817
Militsa saved us
585
00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:54,817
when she could've killed us.
586
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:55,650
Dwight: Right.
587
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:56,817
So just give 'em
588
00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:56,817
their stick back.
589
00:17:56,884 --> 00:17:58,250
- I can't do that
590
00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:58,250
Sir Dwight.
591
00:17:58,316 --> 00:17:59,717
Dwight: I can.
592
00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:01,216
Gretta: You misunderstand me.
593
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:03,316
The Severians may only
594
00:18:01,284 --> 00:18:03,316
take their freedom
595
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,684
in no other way
596
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:06,684
than by the terms of the vow.
597
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,717
- A Severian vow
598
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,717
is a binding oath.
599
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,417
Dwight: That even their
600
00:18:09,785 --> 00:18:12,417
grandchildren are stuck with.
601
00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:15,483
Gretta: Accordingly, they may
602
00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:15,483
only accept their chief stick
603
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:20,417
within 24 hours
604
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:20,417
of making their petition.
605
00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:21,884
Dwight: Militsa,
606
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:21,884
how long were we asleep?
607
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,784
- About an hour.
608
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,016
- And I gotta ask,
609
00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:25,016
how did you carry
610
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,216
all three of us
611
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,216
by yourself to the tent?
612
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,083
Okay.
613
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,884
So, if we hurry
614
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:29,884
we can still do this.
615
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:35,884
♪
616
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,083
- Then let it be done.
617
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:45,517
♪
618
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,283
[knock, knock, knock]
619
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:49,183
- Ready?
620
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:59,216
- Highness.
621
00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:03,784
- Admit the noble Severians
622
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:03,784
to our presence.
623
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:07,183
Dwight: You got it.
624
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,183
- [hissing]
625
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,884
- [hissing back]
626
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,083
Hey guys.
627
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,383
[pounding]
628
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:18,684
- [clears throat]
629
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,150
Dwight: Oh.
630
00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,383
Uh.
631
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:26,016
Enter noble Severians.
632
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,183
Hey.
633
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,784
Hey.
634
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,850
Baldric: Every ten years
635
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:32,850
the ruler of Rogemore
636
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,483
will hear the petition
637
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:36,483
of the Severians.
638
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,483
This is that day.
639
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:45,917
You may speak and be heard.
640
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,517
Militsa: [sigh]
641
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,283
Ruler of Rogemore,
642
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:53,550
your great-great-grandfather
643
00:19:51,351 --> 00:19:53,550
conquered the Severians
644
00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:55,984
and brought us under your rule.
645
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:58,550
Though we have fought
646
00:19:56,051 --> 00:19:58,550
and poured our blood
647
00:19:58,617 --> 00:20:00,884
into the earth
648
00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:00,884
to win our freedom,
649
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,583
your might and magic
650
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:05,583
have ever subjugated us.
651
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,550
One hundred and twenty years ago
652
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:08,550
our fathers and mothers
653
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:11,717
made a vow
654
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:11,717
that we would no longer fight.
655
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:14,383
We have kept the vow.
656
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:23,517
We come on this day
657
00:20:14,451 --> 00:20:23,517
to petition for our freedom.
658
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,250
We ask that you return to us
659
00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:25,250
the chief stick
660
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:26,884
of the Severians.
661
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:30,884
the symbol of our liberty
662
00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:30,884
and sovereignty,
663
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:34,250
without which no Severian chief
664
00:20:30,951 --> 00:20:34,250
may rule.
665
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:44,283
♪
666
00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:46,450
- Sir Dwight.
667
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:54,450
- Oh.
668
00:20:54,517 --> 00:21:02,316
Here you go.
669
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:07,050
- The ruler of Rogemore
670
00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:07,050
has no claim on you.
671
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,450
That which was taken
672
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,450
by my house
673
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:13,283
is now restored by my hand.
674
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:18,016
Go Militsa,
675
00:21:13,351 --> 00:21:18,016
chief of the Severians.
676
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,817
Rule your people in peace.
677
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:29,850
♪
678
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:35,150
♪
679
00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:37,350
- My chief.
680
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:45,617
♪
681
00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:47,617
Severians: [chanting]
682
00:21:45,685 --> 00:21:47,617
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
683
00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:49,850
Militsa: [joyful laughter]
684
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:56,984
Severians: [chanting continues]
685
00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,517
Dwight/Severians: Wooooh!
686
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:13,216
Baldric: Ah.
687
00:22:13,283 --> 00:22:17,884
[grunt]
688
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:24,083
Huzzah!
689
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,684
Oh.
690
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,684
[soft chuckle]
691
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:29,650
Gretta: Brownies.
692
00:22:29,717 --> 00:22:31,784
They taste even better
693
00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:31,784
than they smell.
694
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,283
Dwight: You're gonna wanna
695
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,283
let those cool for a minute.
696
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:39,083
- You eat them like this.
697
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,283
Dwight: Or just jump
698
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,283
right in there.
699
00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:47,150
Militsa/Gretta: [laughter]
700
00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:49,150
- There's really
701
00:22:47,217 --> 00:22:49,150
no wrong way to do it.
702
00:22:49,216 --> 00:22:51,150
Militsa/Gretta: [laughter]
703
00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:52,716
♪
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