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♪♪
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- [humming]
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[self-satisfied growl]
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[humming]
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Ha, ha, ha.
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[pop]
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- [coughs]
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Mm, ha, ha.
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[humming]
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Baldric/Gretta: Oh!
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Dwight: Hey, Baldric--
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Gretta: Care for a smoovie?
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- Oh uh, thank you,
no, Highness.
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I must be off.
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Dwight: Whew!
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What's that stench?
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Gretta: [gasps]
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Baldric: Oh, uh.
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Gretta: Is that hawk's blood
with a splash of stallion sweat?
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Baldric: I-I-I smell nothing.
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Beckon me if you need anything.
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I uh, must bid you both
a uh, good... day.
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Dwight: [coughs] Whew.
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Ah, Gretta--
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You might want to slow down
or you'll get a serious--
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- [high-pitched moan]
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- --brain freeze.
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- [groans]
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What is happening to me?
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[knocking]
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- [groaning]
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- Um, okay.
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[trumpet sounding]
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- [loudly] A message
for the princess!
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- Whoa.
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Who are you?
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Gretta: A Herald.
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Dwight: Oh, hey Harold.
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- Enter, my good man.
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What is your message?
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Herald: [loudly]
All Citizens of the Realm
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are summoned to trial,
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to cast their vote
in the fate of the wrong-doer.
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- The wrong-doer?
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- [loudly] Recently apprehended.
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Your presence is expected
at the trial.
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- When is the trial?
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- [loudly] Presently,
Your Highness.
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We assemble at the tavern.
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Gretta: Excellent.
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Carry on, good Herald.
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- Oh, I uh, I got you.
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- [loudly] Enjoy your smoovies.
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- Later, Harold.
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Gretta: Uuugghhh.
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- What?
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- I am bound by duty
to give my vote on a jury.
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- Oh.
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Jury duty, huh?
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Ouch.
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Baldric: Ready for lunch..?
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[lights buzzing softly]
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- Hexie?!
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[soft footsteps]
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- [grunts]
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[lights buzzing]
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[magical noise]
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- Oh.
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- I have your witch.
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If you ever want her back,
come to the sunken castle.
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And come alone.
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[wicked laughter]
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[intense music]
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♪♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric,
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhhh!
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[kiss]
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...they got me.
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[screams]
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hexela: [gasps]
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Baldric!
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Baldric: Oh.
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Sweet heaven..!
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[frightened yell]
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I am here, as you asked.
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- Have you come alone?
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- I have.
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[girlish giggles]
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- Oh, how romantic!
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- [disgusted sigh]
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Baldric: I know you--
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You're that brazen hussy
of a witch from the Inn!
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- You remember.
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Hexela: Ugh.
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Madgie, let me out of here!
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Of all the absurd,
outrageous pranks!
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Madgie: Oh, not a prank,
sweetums!
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A proposition.
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My offer still stands.
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Two prince earlobes
for your hefty servingman.
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Hexela: Well I simply
can't sell him to you, Madgie,
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much as I'd love to--
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Baldric: Hummpphh!
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Hexela: Because
he's not my servant.
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He's my...
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Madgie/Baldric: What?
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- Magician... colleague.
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- Co-- You see madame,
I am nobody's servant.
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Now, release this witch
and good day to you!
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- But I don't want a servant.
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I have a servant.
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- Ho there.
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How may I serve you?
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Madgie: Not now, Mann.
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I'm looking for a sweet,
adoring companion
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to share the rest of my days.
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So, Baldi-shmoo...
may I call you Baldi-shmoo?
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- Under no circumstance.
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Madgie: Shall we
run away together?
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Just you and I
and Mann to carry the luggage
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and live lives
of head-spinning romance
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and breathless adventure?
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- Thank you, no.
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We must be off.
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You have already cost us
our lunch reservation.
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Madgie: Oh,
but won't you reconsider?
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- Run, Baldric!
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- [yelling]
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[poof]
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Baldric: [grunting]
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Madgie: [laughing]
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- What in the--
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Now see here, madame!
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Hexela: Madgie, my sweet, dear,
unhinged little thing--
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Psst, come here.
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Come here.
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You don't want Baldric.
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You can do so much better,
my darling.
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This big lumbering oaf--
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[snort laughs]
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He'll bore you to tears
in an afternoon.
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Mann: I'm bored
after five minutes.
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Madgie: No one asked you, Mann.
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Hexela: Honestly, darling,
I fail to see the attraction.
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Madgie: I like his silky hair
and his flowing beard,
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his twinkly eyes,
and his cute round cheeks,
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and his broad, burly stature.
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Oh!
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And the way he says,
"Now see here, madame!"
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[giggles]
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Boop!
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[giggles]
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- Now see here, mad--!
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Hexela: Hands off my magician,
you little tart!
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Madgie: Oh, so that's how it is?
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I suspected
there was a little something
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between you two.
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Baldric: [stammering]
Not even a bit of a something.
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Hexela is only a...
witch friend.
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- [offended squeak]
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Madgie: [inhales] Not to worry.
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It's nothing a whiff of this
won't remedy.
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Hexela/Mann: Is that..?
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- Mmmm-hmmm.
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[giggles]
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- What?
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Wh-What is it?
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- Adoration Aroma.
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- Ooh.
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Madgie: One little sniff
and you'll adore me forever.
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- But, mistress, wait..!
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Baldric: Stand back!
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Hexela: Hold your breath,
Baldric!
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- [sharp inhale]
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[magical noise]
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Madgie: [laughs]
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Hexela: Baldric!
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Oh Madgie, how dare you!
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You rotten,
beastly little cheater!
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- Oh, as if you've never
used a love potion before,
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Hexie.
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- [gasps for air]
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[coughing and wheezing]
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Madgie: Well,
what do you think of me now,
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Baldi-shmoo?
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[giggling]
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- I think you...
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are a wallowing warthog
of a witch!
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Madgie: [frustrated squealing]
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Expired!
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[frustrated squealing continues]
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We must make more
Adoration Aroma at once.
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[sighs]
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Dwight: So,
based on what you're saying,
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it's just like
the modern justice system.
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Somebody did something bad
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and as citizens of the realm,
it's your job to...
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[cow bell rattling]
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Why the cow?
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- That's the wrongdoer.
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[cow moos]
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[bell ringing]
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Lord Steward: Hear ye, hear ye.
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Today the fate of this beast
shall be decided.
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Of what is she accused?
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- My dear husband
was minding his own business,
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plowing his own field,
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when this cantankerous old cow
kicked him in the head
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and nearly killed him!
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Crowd: [gasps]
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- I call to give testimony--
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Angus Pewlet, Barber Surgeon.
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Master Pewlet, you treated
this man for his ailments,
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did you not?
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- Aye.
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I was called to his house
two nights ago
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whereupon his wife
paid me a pot of milk
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to examine his injuries
and make a diagnosis.
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- And what
was your diagnosis?
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Angus: Pain of the head.
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Crowd: [gasps]
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Gretta: [gasps]
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- [exaggerated moan]
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- I prescribed
a treatment of leeches,
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applied twice daily.
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Dwight: For a headache?
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Lord Steward:
And how fares your patient now?
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Neighbor's Wife:
He's worse than ever!
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The poor man's
wracked with pain,
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just look at him!
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- [moans loudly]
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Gretta: Oh.
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- Seriously?
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You're buying this?
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Dude's fine.
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He just wrapped a bandage
around his head.
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The leeches probably
did more damage
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than the cow kick.
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Gretta: Shh.
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- And how do you plead?
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- You're kidding.
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Baldric: It all comes, madame,
from your misspent youth.
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Hexela: So I'm to blame, sir?
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- Your school friends are
a horrid lot
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of hideous harpies!
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- Well, be that as it may,
this is all your fault.
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- My fault?
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I came to rescue you!
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- If you weren't
so devilishly handsome
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and utterly irresistible.
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- Well, this is true.
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- [deep sniff]
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Is that scent of hawk's blood
with a splash of stallion sweat?
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- Maybe.
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Hexela: Oooh.
268
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,908
Madgie: It shan't be long now,
Baldi-shmoo.
269
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:16,976
[giggles]
270
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,845
- Listen here,
you scheming she-devil--
271
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,679
Madgie: Oh!
272
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,847
Call me Madgie.
273
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,151
Oh, or "Divine Darling."
274
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,119
[laughs]
275
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,422
Mann, why are you
standing there
276
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,323
with your teeth in your head?
277
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,926
Build. The. Fire.
278
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,828
- Right away.
279
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:44,537
Lord Steward: And who
speaks for this cow?
280
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,605
Cow's Owner: I tell you truly,
Lord Steward,
281
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,341
my Lucinda is no evil beast.
282
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,277
She never set hoof
in my neighbor's field.
283
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,344
- Liar!
284
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,979
That monster of a cow
chased him down
285
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,514
and kicked his lights out!
286
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,949
- It's not true!
287
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,884
Lucinda would never hurt anyone.
288
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,453
Would you, girl?
289
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,822
[cow moos]
290
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,991
- See?
291
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:10,896
Dwight: What happens
if the cow is found guilty?
292
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,932
[fire crackling]
293
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,368
[shink, shink, shink]
294
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:21,207
Madgie: [humming]
295
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,976
Almost ready!
296
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,444
Hazelnut shells.
297
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:38,057
Fairy Wings.
298
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,825
[sighs]
299
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,595
Moments away, my lover!
300
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,964
Hexela: Baldric,
we haven't much time.
301
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,098
In a few moments,
302
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,234
your mind and your heart
will no longer be your own.
303
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,169
And I shall never
forgive myself.
304
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:50,970
Madgie: Dried bat.
305
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:51,804
- Half a dried bat.
306
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,439
Madgie/Baldric: What?
307
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,774
- Half a dried bat,
you ninny.
308
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,276
Baldric: What are you doing?
309
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,412
- Every witch in the world
knows this recipe!
310
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,114
Madgie: Mind your own business.
311
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,117
I know what I'm doing.
312
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,753
- You're right Baldric,
this is all my fault...
313
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:11,157
for having such a vile
and repugnant childhood friend.
314
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,527
Can't even follow
a simple recipe.
315
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,695
If only I had
a better judge of character
316
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,697
when I was young
we wouldn't be here.
317
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,299
- Now, now, Hexela.
318
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,067
Don't blame yourself.
319
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,103
You said it and it's true--
320
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:31,944
my tremendous animal magnetism
is at fault and nothing else.
321
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:35,581
Madgie: Last step,
my sweetie sweetikins.
322
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,383
Quickly, Mann...
323
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:41,120
Zest of a prince's earlobe.
324
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,354
- Mistress, don't do it.
325
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,489
He doesn't deserve you.
326
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,557
- Mann, what on earth?
327
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,958
- He won't make you happy.
328
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,060
- He's right-- I won't!
329
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,695
Madgie: Ohh, of course you will!
330
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,297
You'll have no choice.
331
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,232
Mann: He won't know
how you take your tea
332
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,368
or which are
your favorite slippers...
333
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,605
He won't know that you like
whipped cream on your eggs--
334
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,639
- Ewww.
335
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,710
- --and beetles sprinkled
over your bathwater.
336
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,780
He won't know that when
you pull on your ear like that,
337
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:12,184
it's not just an adorable,
nervous gesture.
338
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,352
You're actually checking
to make sure
339
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:18,424
your ear didn't fall off again.
340
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:23,996
Only a man who knows you so well
and loves you so perfectly
341
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:28,100
could possibly make you happy.
342
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:33,639
- That's why I need you, Mann...
343
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,774
to teach him everything.
344
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:39,445
[laughs]
345
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,146
Lord Steward: Now that
we've heard both sides,
346
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,415
it's time for final pleas.
347
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,650
Dwight: That's it?
348
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,919
No one's gonna present
any actual evidence?
349
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,388
- We've heard each side
of the story.
350
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,323
Whom do you believe?
351
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,524
Dwight: This is literally
the epitome
352
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,860
of a he said, she said case.
353
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,162
- Silence!
354
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,666
Peasant woman,
do you have any final plea?
355
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,067
Neighbor's Wife:
I most certainly do!
356
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,336
This cow has cost us
our livelihood.
357
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,905
Without my husband's labor,
we'll starve.
358
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,042
This devil cow
should be slaughtered
359
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,078
to-to fill our bellies!
360
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,313
Crowd: [soft clapping]
361
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:19,051
Neighbor's Wife: AND its owner
should pay us 40 crowns!
362
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,421
Crowd: [soft clapping]
363
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,889
- I mean 50 crowns!
364
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:24,990
Crowd: [indistinct chatter]
365
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:32,531
- Milk man--
do you have a final plea?
366
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,300
- Please don't take my Lucinda.
367
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,135
She's a good girl.
368
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,737
And the only milk cow
to be had in twenty furlongs!
369
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,706
Gretta: Poor cow.
370
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,241
Her fate is sealed.
371
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,809
Lord Steward: Are there
any other pleas
372
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:51,750
before we cast our votes?
373
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,921
Dwight: I have a plea,
your honor!
374
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,289
- Come forward.
375
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:03,796
Crowd: [indistinct whispering]
376
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,398
- Who are you?
377
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,533
- My name's Dwight.
378
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,768
- And what have you to do
with this case?
379
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:19,111
Dwight: I'm a... Cow Advocate,
your honor.
380
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,614
I speak for the cows.
381
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,751
Lord Steward:
And what has the cow to say?
382
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,819
Dwight: Before we go there,
383
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,288
I was hoping I could ask
the guy on the stretcher
384
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:36,395
a couple of questions.
385
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,731
You say this cow
chased you down in your field
386
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,165
and kicked you in the head?
387
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:40,899
Neighbor: 'Tis true.
388
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,968
[exaggerated moaning]
389
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,803
Dwight: Well, how do you know
it was this cow?
390
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:49,408
- 'Tis the only cow
in twenty furlongs.
391
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,910
- And you say
that Lucinda here
392
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,247
has never set a hoof
in your neighbor's field?
393
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,049
- Not a single hoof.
394
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,417
They're always
trying to steal her milk;
395
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,285
I have to keep her
locked up in the barn.
396
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:00,986
- Liar!
397
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,020
- Thief!
398
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,490
Crowd: [murmurs]
399
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,791
- And you--
400
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,328
You're saying this woman paid
you a pot of milk two nights ago
401
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:13,198
after her husband
was kicked in the head.
402
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,333
Angus: Aye.
403
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,635
Dwight: Well,
if Lucinda's the only milk cow
404
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,872
in twenty furlongs...
405
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,741
Where'd you get the pot of milk?
406
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,777
Cow Owner: They're always
trying to steal Lucinda's milk!
407
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,645
Dwight: And what might a cow do
408
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,947
if some dirtbag
broke into her barn
409
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,283
and tried to steal her milk?
410
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,886
- Why, she'd kick him
good and proper.
411
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,221
[crowd murmurs in agreement]
412
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,457
Dwight: Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
413
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,959
it's possible that this cow
chased this man down
414
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,863
in his field for no reason
and kicked him in the head.
415
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,567
But it's just as possible
416
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,437
that that man
broke into this cow's barn
417
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,538
and stole her milk,
418
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:56,675
which makes the cow's kick
a kick of milk defense.
419
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,846
Crowd: [indistinct whispering]
420
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,848
Lord Steward:
Citizens of the realm.
421
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:08,387
It is time to cast your votes.
422
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,758
Madgie: [giggling]
423
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,460
[sighs]
424
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,730
Hexela: Baldric, my darling--
what fools we've been.
425
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,867
We've had so many chances
and we've squandered them all...
426
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,703
- I should have told you
years ago and every day since...
427
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,104
Hexela, I lo--
428
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:26,972
[magical noise]
429
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,040
Baldric: [coughing]
430
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,541
Madgie: [laughing evilly]
431
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,477
Hexela: You sow!
432
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,179
[grunts]
433
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,849
Madgie: Well, Baldi-shmoo?
434
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,217
Be honest.
435
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,587
How much do you love me now?
436
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,888
- Love?
437
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,190
Pah!
438
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,959
Adore you!
439
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,027
Madgie: [relieved laughter]
440
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,596
Baldric: I worship you.
441
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,599
You are my goddess.
442
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,803
My... Divine Darling.
443
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,638
Madgie: [giggles]
444
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,341
Fly to my arms, my love!
445
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:07,613
Baldric: [grunts] I can't fly--
446
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,948
- Mann, let him out at once!
447
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:15,687
Baldric: At once, Mann!
448
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,490
Madgie: Over herrrre.
449
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,759
Baldric: [grunting]
450
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:31,169
♪♪
451
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,771
Baldric: Holding you
is like dancing
452
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,374
on a cloud of ethereal joy!
453
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:44,149
♪♪
454
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,684
Madgie: And what else?
455
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,588
Baldric: You're as light
as a butterfly.
456
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:58,664
Madgie/Baldric: Ohhhh!
457
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,232
Madgie: And what else?
458
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:04,503
- You're as beautiful
as a plate of eggs
459
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,872
with whipped cream.
460
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:12,778
Madgie: [laughing]
461
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,313
And what else?
462
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,648
[laughing continues]
463
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,585
Ohhh!
464
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,187
[screams]
465
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,390
Baldric: As mad
as a cuckoo bird!
466
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,726
Boop.
467
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,794
Hexela: Baldric?
468
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:34,333
You're not...
469
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:39,471
you don't... adore her?
470
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,507
- I adore you, madame.
471
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,377
Madgie: [groaning]
Let me OUT!!!!
472
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,812
[groaning continues]
473
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:52,551
Hexela: Wait!
474
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,687
Not just yet.
475
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,957
[thud]
476
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,928
- Half a dried bat,
if you please.
477
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,329
Baldric: Oh-ho, madame!
478
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,965
That was your mistake!
479
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,836
- Mann, if you know
what's good for you,
480
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,438
you'll let me out of here
right this second!
481
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:19,344
Hexela:
Zest of a prince's earlobes.
482
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:27,386
Madgie: [grunting]
483
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,054
- Ready!
484
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,489
Madgie: [groaning]
485
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:44,536
Madgie: [groaning]
486
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:48,306
Mann: I-I don't know, fellows.
487
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,977
She's a beautiful, talented,
and very angry witch
488
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,478
and I'm just--
489
00:21:53,479 --> 00:22:01,219
Baldric: Far better
than she deserves.
490
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,823
Madgie: [groaning]
491
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,527
- You're welcome.
492
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:18,704
[coughing and sharply inhaling]
493
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,306
Oh.
494
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:25,677
Aren't you dreamy?
495
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:34,086
Mann: Oh!
496
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,588
Madgie: What now, my adored one?
497
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,458
Mann: We will live lives
of head-spinning romance
498
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,359
and breathless adventure.
499
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,328
Madgie: Yes!
500
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:46,565
Mann: I'll get the luggage,
my Divine Darling.
501
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:52,637
Madgie: [giggling]
502
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,638
- Citizens of the realm,
503
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,706
you have decided--
504
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,808
and in near unanimous numbers,
505
00:22:56,809 --> 00:23:02,080
you have voted
to find this cow...
506
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,081
innocent.
507
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,549
All: [cheering]
508
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,286
Dwight: Yes! Yes!
509
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,254
Neighbor's Wife: What?
510
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:13,191
Both: No!
511
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:13,759
[thump]
512
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,995
Neighbor's Wife: Ow, ow.
513
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:20,398
Lord Steward:
You are... off the hook.
514
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,568
Crowd: [cheering]
515
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,570
[cow moos]
516
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,571
♪♪
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