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Dwight: Well,
if you didn't know,
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here's what happened.
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Jacopo: You are a brute.
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Not worthy to rescue a maiden
so beautiful as she.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Fly away with me, dolcezza.
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Agnet: Anywhere, my prince.
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Gretta: They are perfect
for each other.
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Dwight: Right?
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Chlodwig: I give it six months.
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♪♪
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Hexela: [gasps] Oh!
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[sniffs] Ah.
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Oh.
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- Hm.
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Ah! A lapse candle.
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Light the candle,
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and time will stop
for all but you
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for as long as the candle burns.
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- Oh! That's handy.
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[door closes]
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- Hey, guys.
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Whatcha working on?
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Gretta: Oo, are these
Ragana's belongings?
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- And now they're mine.
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- What are these?
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- Dancing slippers.
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♪♪
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[clanging]
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[zip]
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- And these?
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- Muffin pebbles.
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- Oh.
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[whoosh]
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- Ooh!
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Mm. [chuckles]
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Hexela: Ah!
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It'll hit you like a rock.
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- Oh.
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Dwight: What's this?
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Hexela: Oh, human finger.
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- Ahh!
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[making scared sounds]
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Gretta: [humming quietly]
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Oh, what of this?
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- More trouble than it's worth.
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- No good can come of it.
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- Never has, never will.
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Dwight: It's just a ring.
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Hexela: It's a Glimpse.
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- What's a Glimpse?
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Baldric: Slip it
on your finger,
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it will show you a glimpse
of your future.
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- Seriously?
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Gretta: So if I were but
to slip this on my finger--
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- I would advise against it,
Highness.
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Hexela: This particular Glimpse
will only show you something
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that will happen to you
within the day.
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Baldric: But the future
is best left a mystery.
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- True, true.
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- Oh, oh, herb oils.
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[growling]
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Gretta: Sir Dwight and I
will leave you to your task.
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Dwight: Oh, what's this thing?
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- Sir Dwight,
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I think we've caused
enough distraction.
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- But--
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- Out we go.
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- I just wanted to--
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- Enjoy.
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Baldric and Hexela:
[talking indistinctly]
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[door closes]
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♪♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble,
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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♪♪
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So, her court magician, Baldric,
cast the Champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead--
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Aah!
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[kiss]
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--they got me.
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[birds chirping]
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[snoring]
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Dwight: You think
that was a real finger?
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I mean, she was just
messing with me, right?
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- Chlodwig!
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- What's amiss?
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- What say you, fellows?
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Who wants to see their future?
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- Uh, what about what they said
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about leaving the future
a mystery?
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- [blows a raspberry]
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Chlodwig: What is this bauble?
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Gretta: 'Tis a Glimpse.
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Put it on your finger,
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and it will show you
your future.
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Dwight: Actually, just something
that'll happen to you that day.
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- You jest.
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- I wouldn't do that.
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- AAAAHHH!
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[crowd chatter]
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[thunk]
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AAAHH!
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- Dude, you okay?
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Gretta: What did you see?
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- A nightmare of horrors.
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You are certain I will be met
with this fate today?
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- So said the witch.
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- I am undone.
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Gretta: Surely not.
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Perhaps if I just have a look.
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Dwight: Bad idea!
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- Hm.
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[gasp]
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[crash]
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[crowd yelling]
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AAAAHHH!
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Dwight: Let me guess,
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you saw something
you wish you hadn't.
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- Uh-huh.
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Dwight: Because no good can come
from knowing the future.
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Chlodwig: Were you
in the Swine and Slosh Tavern?
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- Mm-hm.
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Chlodwig: And were you being
treated with an indignity
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ill-fitting to one
of your station?
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We must know more.
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- Don't.
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[clicking]
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- Nothing.
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- Because you've already
seen your glimpse for today.
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Dwight: That seems right.
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♪♪
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What?
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What?
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Hey, guys, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, I am staying out of thi--
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Hey! Ow!
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[crowd jeering]
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Dwight: Stop, please!
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Aah!
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Now everybody's throwing veggies
at me!
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[thunk]
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AAAHH!
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Uhh!
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- Bad?
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- Pretty bad.
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Chlodwig: Were you
in the Swine and Slosh Tavern?
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- Uh-huh.
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Chloddwig: And were you being
treated with--
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- Serious indignity.
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- 'Twas fortunate we found
the Glimpse when we did.
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Now that we've seen our future,
we may prevent it.
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- Don't think
that's how it works.
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Gretta: We know
the heinous events happen
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at the Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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- 'Tis a problem.
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Dwight: 'Tis?
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- It is the end of the month,
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and I must pay my tavern tab
today without fail.
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Gretta: No, Chlodwig.
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None of us shall step foot
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into the Swine and Slosh
Tavern today.
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Then, no ill fortune
can befall us.
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- Of course.
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- You sure about that?
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Chlodwig: We shall leave fate
stranded like a jilted bride.
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Gretta: None of us steps foot
out of this hut until tomorrow.
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- Wait, what?
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Chlodwig: An infallible plan.
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We bar the doors
and open them for no one.
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- There isn't even
a bathroom in here!
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- The hut is amply stocked
with salted squirrel meat.
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- Dude,
we said no more squirrel.
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[pounding on door]
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- Oh, who could that be?
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Dwight and Gretta: Wait!
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[thunk]
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[thud]
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- Chlodwig!
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Unhand him!
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That is a royal command.
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- If you've got a grievance,
take it up with Hellibad.
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[dragging]
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Dwight: Who's Hellibad?
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- The proprietor
of the Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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- Hm.
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- What have you there?
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[shaking]
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- It's difficult to say.
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- Hm.
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- [grunting with effort]
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Hm. Ah.
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Why is this so hard to open?
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[pop]
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[gasp]
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[scream]
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[crash]
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AAAHHH!
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[whizzing and shrieking]
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Get it off! Get it off!
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- Hexie! Hexie!
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[creature growls]
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- Good heavens!
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[shrieking and stomping]
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Die! Die!
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Oh! Ow!
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[zipping]
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[deflated] Oh.
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[splash]
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[coughing and sputtering]
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Chlodwig: Hellibad.
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Jacopo: ♪ The pig-faced prince
gets an orange soda rinse. ♪
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♪ So sticky. ♪
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Chlodwig: You.
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Hellibad: It's the end
of the month.
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- Right you are.
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- Today's the day
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the Swine and Slosh Tavern
settles all its accounts.
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- Sound business practice.
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Hellibad: All tabs are due.
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You've run up quite a tab.
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You've got my money?
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- Not on my-- on my person.
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But, if you'll allow me
to go retrieve it.
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Hellibad: You do not
leave my sight.
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Jacopo: ♪ The silly boy
can't pay his debt, ♪
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♪ and now he does
begin to fret, ♪
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♪ for Hellibad
will light the oil ♪
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♪ and cause the piggy prince
to boil. ♪
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Gretta: [grunts] Chlodwig!
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- But look!
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♪ Principessa and her champion
monkey boy, oh joy. ♪
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Dwight: Jacopo?
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What?
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What are you doing here?
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- I sing the news.
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- Uh...
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Gretta: That's
what troubadours do.
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Jacopo: Only until better
prospects present themselves.
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I am a man of ambition.
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Hellibad: I'm payin' you
to sing!
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- ♪ Hellibad is hopping mad. ♪
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- Old news!
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Gretta: What is the meaning
of this?
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Hellibad: It's the end
of the month.
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All tabs are due.
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- And that makes it okay
to kidnap people?
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Chlodwig: See here, Hellibad.
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Edenbery Elf owes me 60 crowns.
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Once he pays me, I can pay you--
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[crash]
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With interest.
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- You can't pay?
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Then you work.
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- Work?
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Hellibad: For three days.
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Dwight: Three days?
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Come on, that's a bit excessive.
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- And you are...
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friends of his?
272
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,014
Gretta: Indeed, we are.
273
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,084
Contend with him,
and you contend with all of us.
274
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,087
- Fair enough.
275
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,755
Get to work, missy.
276
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,723
- I beg your pardon?
277
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,657
Hellibad: You too.
278
00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,659
Scrub the floor.
279
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,194
- Wh-What--
now, hold up just a second.
280
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,097
- One worker for three days
or three workers for one day.
281
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,899
It's all the same to me.
282
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,402
Gretta: You're suggesting
that I should--
283
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:07,473
- Dear cousin Gretta,
dear brother Dwight.
284
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,609
Every man should be blessed
with friends like you.
285
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,811
Hellibad: Get to work!
286
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,545
Gretta: [grunts]
287
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:13,612
[thunk]
288
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,481
Jacopo: ♪ Oh, what a sight
not seen before, ♪
289
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,117
♪ the princess scrubbing
a dirty floor. ♪
290
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,486
Ay!
291
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,355
Hellibad: You.
292
00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:28,027
- I must warn you;
I am not adept at menial tasks.
293
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,762
- You're the entertainment.
294
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,765
- [laughs]
295
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,768
- AAAAHHHH!
296
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:41,207
[crowd laughing and talking]
297
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,142
[men laughing]
298
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,312
- How do we
get in these situations?
299
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,547
[Chlodwig screaming]
300
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:49,782
[whizz and thunk]
301
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:54,520
[crowd jeering]
302
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,154
[whizz and thunk]
303
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,155
Knife Thrower: Yes!
304
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,225
[crowd laughing and talking]
305
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,059
[knife clatters]
306
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,293
Jacopo: ♪ That beef-handed
louse ♪
307
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,163
♪ could not hit
the broad side of a house. ♪
308
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,066
Thug: How about it then,
squawking chicken.
309
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,701
Crowd: Oohh.
310
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,403
- Let's see
if you can do better.
311
00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:14,473
- Ah, I will do so.
312
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,543
With the greatest of ease.
313
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,011
Grazie.
314
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,479
Hold still.
315
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,414
- [growls]
316
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,982
- Piggy prince.
317
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,419
- If you throw that knife,
rat-catcher...!
318
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,422
Fate is a cruel mistress!
319
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:30,923
[whizz and thunk]
320
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,591
Jacopo: Whoa!
321
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,195
[crowd cheers loudly]
322
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,397
Thug: Well done,
well done, well done.
323
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,934
[crowd cheering loudly]
324
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:46,005
Chlodwig: [growls]
325
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,306
- This is what I do.
326
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:51,343
I am not just a troubadour.
327
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:55,915
[thud]
328
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,850
[crowd cheering]
329
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,587
Gretta: [grunting]
330
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,389
No, no.
331
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,023
Jacopo: Ah!
332
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,125
Hyah-ha-ha!
333
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,059
[thunk]
334
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,161
[thud]
335
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,229
[growling]
336
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,432
Hellibad: No brawling
in my tavern!
337
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,701
[sigh]
338
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:22,708
Who killed my troubadour?
339
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:26,078
- He all but asked for it.
340
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,849
- Now who's going to
sing the news?
341
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:34,019
- Uh, hey guys, he's not dead.
342
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,323
He's fine.
343
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,290
What?
344
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,326
[tuning lute]
345
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,429
- SING!
346
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,464
Dwight: I'm...
347
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,465
[out of tune chord]
348
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,736
♪ ...playing the lute
and singing, ♪
349
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,740
♪ even though
I don't play the lute or sing. ♪
350
00:12:54,741 --> 00:13:00,579
♪ Because Chlodwig
knocked out Jacopo ♪
351
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:06,485
♪ because Jacopo
threw a knife at him. ♪
352
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,188
♪ Yes, he threw a knife. ♪
353
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,423
- I did not think today
could get any worse.
354
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,025
Thug: HEY!
355
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,028
What are you doing?
356
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:22,168
♪ I'm singing the news,
and the news is bad, ♪
357
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:26,472
♪ but a big guy
is looking really mad. ♪
358
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,374
Hey! That rhymes.
359
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,175
Thug: [grunts]
360
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,510
- Hey!
361
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,711
[crowd booing]
362
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,548
Ah! Please!
363
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,750
Ah!
364
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:41,654
♪ Now everybody's
throwing veggies at me. ♪
365
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,755
[thunk]
366
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,357
[thud]
367
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,460
[squeaking]
368
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:53,432
[zipping and crashing]
369
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,168
[shushing]
370
00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:00,673
[zipping and crashing]
371
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:11,817
[creature chattering]
372
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:23,329
- [under breath] Go that way!
373
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,565
Baldric: Oh, a speed demon!
374
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:32,071
- Horrid little beast!
375
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,772
- Aaahhhh!
376
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,007
[crash]
377
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,076
[zipping]
378
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,410
[creature laughing]
379
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,512
[thudding of vegetables]
380
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,747
- Ugh!
381
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,982
[crowd booing]
382
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,484
Gretta: Sir Dwight
is besieged on all sides.
383
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:53,826
- Cowering
like a lily-livered ninny.
384
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:58,564
- You.
385
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,932
You.
386
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:05,170
[growls]
387
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,739
[grunting]
388
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,476
You look thirsty,
little blonde piggy!
389
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,076
[crash]
390
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,077
Crowd: Ohh!
391
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,413
- Oh, mamma mía!
392
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,649
[crashing]
393
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:21,353
[punching and yelling]
394
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,621
[punch]
395
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:29,361
[yelling]
396
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,562
[crash]
397
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:37,336
[thud]
398
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,571
[creature giggling]
399
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:46,178
[zipping and crashing]
400
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,179
- Why on earth
401
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,081
would Ragana have
a speed demon in a bottle?
402
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,850
- Pppffftt!
403
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,852
[tearing]
404
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:57,089
[gasping and growling]
405
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,626
- And how are we
to get it back into the bottle?
406
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,630
- There may be a way.
407
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,133
[chattering]
408
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:13,639
Sometimes the simplest solution
is the best.
409
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,740
[shushing]
410
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:23,048
[muttered] Three, two, one, go.
411
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:23,816
[thud]
412
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,584
[laughter]
413
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,319
But not this time!
414
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,621
[screaming and shrieking]
415
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,190
[yelling and crashing]
416
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:35,728
[screaming]
417
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:41,967
[punching and yelling]
418
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:47,072
Dwight: [whimpering]
419
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,775
Jacopo: Oh, there you are!
420
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,945
[punching and yelling]
421
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,648
What kind of champion are you,
hiding behind a stool?
422
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,218
- You're hiding behind me,
hiding behind the stool!
423
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,353
- I can't engage in fisticuffs.
424
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,122
I make a living
with these hands.
425
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:03,756
[kiss]
426
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,891
- Hey!
427
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,828
No brawling in my tavern!
428
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,629
Ohh!
429
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,563
[crash]
430
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,233
- Whatever happened
with you and Agnet?
431
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:14,767
Oh, no!
432
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,835
Man, I am so sorry!
433
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,836
I really liked you guys
together.
434
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,704
What happened?
435
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,341
- She was eaten
by a rampaging giant.
436
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,443
[thud]
437
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,879
- We're gonna need
a bigger stool!
438
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,180
How about we head
for that speaker stack?
439
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,782
Jacopo: What's a speaking snack?
440
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,816
- The-- the speaker stack!
441
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,851
You know, the thing
that's connected to the--
442
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,353
The mic.
443
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,655
Hang on, cover me.
444
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,691
- 'Scuse me?
445
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,126
- [breathing heavily]
446
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,461
[tapping microphone]
447
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:47,833
[loud, piercing mic feedback]
448
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,802
Hey! Testing.
449
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,704
Uh, you heard the man,
450
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:57,176
no brawling
in Hellibad's tavern.
451
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:06,351
[crashing and punching]
452
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:11,490
[loud, piercing mic feedback]
453
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:15,394
We can do this all day.
454
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:20,132
[crash]
455
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:25,904
Jacopo: What-a now?
456
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,573
- It is time for a retreat.
457
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,108
Chlodwig: There's no honor
in retreat.
458
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,043
Dwight: There's no honor
459
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:36,281
in getting trampled to death
either.
460
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,683
- Confound that Glimpse!
461
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,750
If we hadn't have seen
our future,
462
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,452
Chlodwig would have
paid his tab today.
463
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,254
- And we could have
skipped all this.
464
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,456
- You're right.
465
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,725
Dwight: I say we crawl.
466
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,726
- Like cowards.
467
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,027
- Exactly like cowards.
468
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,562
Right out that door.
469
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:59,505
[punching and yelling]
470
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,374
[growling]
471
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,876
- Crawl, little piggy, crawl.
472
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:04,877
Chlodwig: I'm not a piggy!
473
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,346
- That's exactly
what the little piggy would say!
474
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,884
[punching and yelling]
475
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,287
[creature chattering]
476
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,889
Hexela: Where is it?
477
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,689
[creature chattering]
478
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,358
Baldric: There!
Hexela: Ahh!
479
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,692
Baldric: There!
Hexela: Ahh!
480
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,360
[zipping]
481
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:21,894
Baldric: There!
482
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,862
[creature squeaking]
483
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:28,634
Try as it will,
it shall not pass.
484
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,135
[creature chattering]
485
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,870
[door opens]
486
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:38,577
[yelling]
487
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,312
- Ah--
488
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,714
Oh, that could prove a problem.
489
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,682
[car brakes screech]
490
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,416
[crash]
491
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,884
- What was that?
492
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,985
Hexela: What was what?
493
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,020
[crashing]
494
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,989
Baldric: I saw nothing.
495
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,692
Uh, what have you three kids
been up to today, hm?
496
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,726
- Hm?
497
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,796
- Just learning life lessons
the hard way.
498
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,864
Chlodwig: Sir Dwight
should never be allowed
499
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,365
to sing in public.
500
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,400
Baldric: Ah, yes.
501
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,200
- Ughh.
502
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,035
- Really?
503
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,571
That's the big takeaway?
504
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,306
Come on, bud.
505
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,074
Gretta: I have, in fact,
learned my lesson.
506
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,876
- Hm?
507
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,146
- The future
is best left a mystery.
508
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,951
- [gasps] Mm.
509
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,752
Baldric: Princ-- Mm.
510
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,289
- ♪ Oh,
my darling lady fair, ♪
511
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:27,960
♪ you have gone,
I know not where. ♪
512
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:31,396
♪ You were swallowed
by a giant, ♪
513
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:36,301
♪ though I fought it
most defiant. ♪
514
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:42,507
♪ Now, here am I,
in a smelly tavern place, ♪
515
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:50,949
♪ singing for a mean man
with an angry fa-a-ace. ♪
516
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:55,253
Mr. Dale: Now, that makes
two hundred and five.
517
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,257
How many bones
am I supposed to have in all?
518
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,859
Sir Aldred: Two hundred and six.
519
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,961
And not just you, everybody.
520
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,564
- We're so close!
521
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,433
- Although kneecaps
are technically sesamoids.
522
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,868
- Ahh.
523
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:14,306
To be back in my--
524
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:20,979
immense, massive,
terrifying body again.
525
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,981
- I await the day most keenly,
526
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:27,719
when my vast powers
can team with your vast powers.
527
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,056
Soon, the brotherhood
of the Tovenaars will be back.
528
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:31,923
- Ha-ha!
529
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,894
We shall roast our enemies
on spits!
530
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,195
- If you like.
531
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:42,601
- We shall feast
on their brains and innards!
532
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,904
- Uh... cheers.
533
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,706
[clink]
534
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,007
- Another Pineapple Shasta!
535
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,510
- Mm.
536
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,779
- It's the end of the month,
gents.
537
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,881
Tabs are due.
538
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,249
- Huh.
539
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,518
Do you have any notion
who we are?
540
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,854
- A couple of puffkins
that owe me 40 crowns?
541
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:06,124
- [laughs]
542
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,560
Hm.
543
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,996
Would you like to see
a magic trick?
544
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,298
- Keep your tricks.
545
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:16,501
[paper rustling]
546
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,370
[paper rustling]
547
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:33,318
[paper rustling]
548
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,419
[paper rustling]
549
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,088
[whoosh]
550
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:41,493
[squawking]
551
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,694
Jacopo: Bravo!
552
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,962
Magnifico!
553
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,797
Fantastico!
554
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:46,665
- Oh!
555
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,233
Oh-ho-ho!
556
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:51,036
Uh--
557
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,104
Do a puppy.
558
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,138
- Oh, no--
559
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:57,109
Sir Aldred: No need.
560
00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,879
Congratulations, my good fellow.
561
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,647
This tavern is now yours.
562
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:06,017
[parrot squawking]
563
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,520
I have a good feeling about you.
564
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,855
I trust you'll be
more accommodating
565
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,424
than our parrot friend?
566
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:16,695
[parrot squawking]
567
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:20,499
- I live to serve, signore.
568
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,500
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