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♪♪
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- Aargh!
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- Aah!
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- You fail!
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Dwight:What?
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What the heck?
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- Lesson number one:
danger iseverywhere.
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- Chlodwig, man, we gotta
talk about boundaries.
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- That is a much
later lesson.
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For now,we begin
with the basics.
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- Of what?
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- Your training, Sir Dwight.
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I will teach you the ways
of the warrior.
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- Oh, wow.
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I--I'm good.
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Yeah, really.
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I appreciate the thought--
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- It is my privilege,
brother,
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to repay the debt of
gratitudethat I owe you.
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You will be my greatest
achievement.
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[theme music]
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Dwight:Okay, so about a
thousand years ago,
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there was this princess,
Gretta,
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and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots
of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric,
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in
the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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[theme music]
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♪♪
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[humming]
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Ooh.
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Highness!
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Little Debbie has made
more honey buns!
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[chuckles]
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Huzzah.
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[magical chime]
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[grunts]
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[grunting continues]
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[crazed evil laugh]
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Ooh.
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Big, hairy me.
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[maniacal laugh]
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Ooh.
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[maniacal laughter
continues]
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[sniffing]
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[weird grunts]
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Dwight:Really, guys?
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Are we trying to trash
the neighborhood?
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[snuffling]
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[grunting]
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[maniacal chuckling]
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- Your mail.
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Come on, dude.
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- Heigh-ho, mortal boy.
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I am a mortallike thee,and
so I need a few things
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from the mortal realm.
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- 'Kay.
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- There's four things that
matter not at all to anyone.
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I need them for no
important purpose.
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Mmm.
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-Baldric, buddy,I think you
should lay off the sugar.
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- A rare, beautiful bird
called a phoenix.
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Hast thou seen one?
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I would like to have one
forno reason.
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-Uh,they sell birds
at the pet store.
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- The pet store has
a phoenix.
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[maniacal laughter]
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That is not exciting at all.
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[blows raspberry]
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Does the pet store have
a wishing well also?
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- I'm afraid not.
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[grunts]
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If not the pet store,
then where?
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Where?
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- Wishing well!
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I-I think there's
one at the mall.
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I mean, it's more of a fountain
than a well, actually.
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- The mall has a wishing well
in the form of a fountain.
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[maniacal laughter]
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That is so uninteresting
and not important.
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- Hey Gretta, can you come
in here for a sec?
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Baldric:Another mortal
thing I need,
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but not as a matter
of life and death
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is the milk of a goat.
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Dost thou have agoat,
mortal boy?
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Hmm?
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- A goat?
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- What's amiss?
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Dwight:You tell me.
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I just saw him eat
half a jar of jam.
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You know how many
grams of sugar are--
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- Sugar?
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-Is thisthy goat?
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[imitates goat bleating]
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Hmm?
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- No.
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This is Gretta.
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- And you are?
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- I am a large, hairy
mortal man.
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And I must go.
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I have no urgent business.
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The others are not
waiting for me.
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- Would you like a sweet
drink before you leave?
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- Sweet.
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Give.
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Give it to me!
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Give it to me!
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Yes.
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Young mortal.
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Hurry, hurry!
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Slow mortal.
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Give, give.
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- To your health.
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[snuffling]
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[spits]
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[shouting]
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Foul, foul.
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Horrid,wretched mortals!
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[screaming]
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Gretta:After him!
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[shouting continues]
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[upbeat music]
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♪♪
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[panting]
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- Wow, he moves fast
for a big man.
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- Let's not waste time.
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- Is Baldric having a
nervous breakdown?
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- Baldric has been inhabited.
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- Sorry?
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- Possessed.
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- By what?
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- A fairy.
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What does it want?
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Did it tell you why it
came here?
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- Uh, it wanted a lot
of weird stuff.
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Uh, a bird.
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I told it to go to
the pet store.
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- Well, to the pet store.
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With haste!
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- And then what?
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Let's say we get him.
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Then what do we do?
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- We extract the fairy
from Baldric's brain.
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- Ew.
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- I pray we're not too late.
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[snuffling]
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[hissing]
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- Can I help you, sir?
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- Hail, skinny mortal.
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I have come for the phoenix.
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- Sorry?
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Baldric:The bird.
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Rare and beautiful.
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- You mean a parrot?
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- Maybe.
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Are the tail feathers
long and glorious?
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- I think they're nice.
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- Oh.
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[maniacal laugh]
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Show me the bird!
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- Right this way.
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[sniffing]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[shouts]
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Oh, ho, ho.
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Sweet?
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- No, no, sir, these are
rolled in sea salt.
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- Ah!
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Where is thy wishing well,
hideous mortal?
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- My what?
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- I need coins from
a wishing well.
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I will not tell thee
what for.
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- There are coins in
the fountain outside.
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[demented warbling]
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- Hi.
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Excuse me.
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Have you seen a, uh,
large-ish gentleman
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come in here, dressed
a little old-timey.
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- You mean the guy in the
Gandalf costume
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who ripped the tail feathers
off of this parrot?
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Man:And chuggedfour bottles
of hummingbird foodbefore
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thrashing this display?
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- That may have been him.
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Gretta:Tail feathers.
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I don't like it.
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- Poor parrot.
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- What else did
the fairy say?
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What does it want?
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- Uh...
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A wishing well.
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The mall!
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- He's collecting things.
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- Why?
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- A fairy rite.
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We have to find Baldric.
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- I have found it!
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[maniacal laugh]
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[maniacal laugh continues]
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[maniacal laugh continues]
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[loud maniacal laughter]
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[snuffling and growling]
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Art thou a she-goat?
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- What?
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- I've almost completed
my task.
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The others will bepleased.
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I need only the milk
of a goat.
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- Oh!
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Cow's milk isn't an option?
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- Are cows goats?
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- No.
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[growls]
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Goat milk.
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- We have almond milk.
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- Is it from a goat?
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- It's from almonds.
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We also have soy milk
andlactose-free milk.
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- Which of these
is from the goat?
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- Neither one.
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[groans frustration]
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- How about rice milk?
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- [frustrated shriek]
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Goat milk!
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- We have goat cheese.
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- Good enough.
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[snarls]
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[shrieking]
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Dwight:Hi!
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Excuse me, have you
seen a big man
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with a beard and a robe
that acts a little crazy?
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- You're talking about
that Moses dude
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swimming in the fountain?
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- Let's say yes.
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[phone rings]
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Hey, Nana.
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Nana:Hey, sugar pie.
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Quick thing, uh,
have you seen Baldric?
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Dwight:Why?
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- Because, um, I have.
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Just now, uh, jaywalking
across Sequoia Street
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soaking wet.
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- Sequoia Street!
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Nana:By Bembi's Groceries.
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I would have stopped, but
I'm teaching Pilates.
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- No worries, Nana.
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We got this.
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Nana:I know you do.
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Kisses.
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Oh!
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- He's by Bembi's Grocery.
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What'd you find out?
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- The fairy took coins
from the fountain.
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- Look, I don't like
to judge,
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but this fairy is kind
of a jerk.
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[something whistling
through the air]
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Ah, geez.
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[grunting]
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- [sighs] Chlodwig!
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- You fail again.
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Lesson two:Peril lurks
in every corner.
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- Isn't that kind of like
lesson one?
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Danger's everywhere?
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- We have no tie for sport,
you cumber grounds.
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- Off with you,then.
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But be always on your guard,
my young protégé.
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- Good morrow to you too.
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- Gretta!
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00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,379
Chlod--
279
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,583
[grunting]
280
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:47,560
- [moaning]Sweet!
281
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:51,730
[maniacal laughter]
282
00:13:51,731 --> 00:14:02,107
[rock music]
283
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:07,913
- Um...security?
284
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:18,390
♪♪
285
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,959
- Big fat crazy guy?
286
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,628
Gretta:Baldric!
287
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,735
- [panting]
288
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:35,641
[exhausted chuckling]
289
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:40,379
[moaning]
290
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:48,954
[panting]
291
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,155
- Baldric!
292
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,993
- Fairies love sugar, huh?
293
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,994
- They can't get enough.
294
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,295
- I think this one's
had enough.
295
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,364
He is having a major
sugar crash.
296
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,165
Gretta:No, don't wake it.
297
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,700
The fairy is in a stupor.
298
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,235
Now is the time
to dislodge it.
299
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,436
- How?
300
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,505
- Salt!
301
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,606
A lot of it.
302
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:13,646
[elevator music]
303
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,681
- Excuse me.
304
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,355
[whimpering]
305
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,590
- We're gonna need more.
306
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,824
Hurry!
307
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,494
- How do you know so
much about fairies?
308
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,297
- My father was eaten
by fairies.
309
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:35,267
- Oh, right.
310
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,136
I'm sorry.
311
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,972
- I won't let that happen
to Baldric.
312
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,807
[screaming] Get out!
313
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,109
Fairies!
314
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,511
Cover your ears!
315
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,445
- Ahh!
316
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:54,720
[yelling]
317
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,288
- Dwight!
318
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,162
[impish chuckle]
319
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,531
[slap] Ow.
320
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,899
[slap] Ow!
321
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,268
[slap] Ow.
322
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,069
[laughing]
323
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,136
- Enough!
324
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,106
Who is talking?
325
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,607
Is that I?
326
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,444
Why do I sound like that?
327
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,645
Where's Hissim?
328
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:28,854
- [groaning]
329
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,157
Here, milady Mugwart.
330
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,594
[groaning]
331
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,463
- For shame, Hissim!
332
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,598
Look at thyself!
333
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,467
[tsk-ing]
334
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:47,873
[clicking tongue]
335
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,977
- Silence!
336
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,647
We shouldnot have trusted
thee with a task
337
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,350
of such import.
338
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,954
- But milady Mugwart,
all is done.
339
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:06,058
I have the feathers
from the rare bird.
340
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,327
[squealing]
341
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,463
I have the
wishing coins.
342
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,332
- Wishing coins.
343
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:18,337
- I have the goat's milk
in the form of cheese.
344
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:23,208
- [sniffing] Ah, ah!
345
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,813
Andthe last object?
346
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:33,919
- I have the chest hairs
of a magician!
347
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,220
[squealing]
348
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,355
Many, many of them!
349
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,356
[laughing]
350
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,827
Ouch.
351
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,365
- Sisters, let's away!
352
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:53,806
[maniacal laughter]
353
00:17:53,807 --> 00:18:02,281
♪♪
354
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,717
So long we have been outcast
355
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:10,556
in this foul realm
with its stinky mortals.
356
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,490
[spits]
357
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:15,060
Today, wereturn
to fairy land,
358
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:21,767
never again to flutter our
wings in this horrid place.
359
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:26,071
Dill, begin the right
to open the fairy ring.
360
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,773
- Okay.
361
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,415
- I am beautiful.
362
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,685
- Ta-da!
363
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:44,022
Oh!
364
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:50,162
[making a trumpet-like
spitting noise]
365
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:54,032
[laughing and clapping]
366
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,801
- Hissim?
367
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:02,407
- A featherfrom the tail
of a phoenix.
368
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,983
A coincastfor a wish.
369
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:19,925
[chuckling]
370
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,729
Milkfrom amother goat.
371
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:40,112
Topped with the chest hair
from a mortal mage.
372
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:41,179
- Can I go?
373
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,680
Can I go?
374
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,648
Can I go?
375
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:49,721
[eating noises]
376
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,622
Dwight [as Mugwart]:
Sisters!
377
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:54,159
[cheering]
378
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,360
- We can go home!
379
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,331
[crazy laughter]
380
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:04,269
- But not without a gift
for the fairy queen!
381
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:10,742
Think, think, sisters,
what do we have?
382
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,313
- We have big bodies
full of mortal stuff?
383
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,450
- Yes, yes, the fairy
queen could...
384
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,885
- Gobble them up!
385
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,387
[all cheering]
386
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,189
- A feast for all
of fairy land!
387
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:28,160
- The fairy queen will be
so pleased with us!
388
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,966
The ring is closing!
389
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,769
What hast thou done?!
390
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,607
- They had no phoenix
at the pet store, milady.
391
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:45,711
It was...a parrot.
392
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,114
- Ah!
393
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:54,119
Jump through, before
it vanishes!
394
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,420
Agh!
395
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,321
Yah!
396
00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:00,058
- You fail a third time.
397
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,660
Lesson one, remember?
398
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,062
- Release us, mortal!
399
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,933
- Danger is everywhere,
as I have demonstrated.
400
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,602
- We must leave these
mortal bodies!
401
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:21,046
- But our feast.
402
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,682
Chlodwig:Lesson two,
name it, Sir Dwight.
403
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:27,185
- A pox on thy innards
and entrails!
404
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,353
- Peril lurks in
every corner.
405
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,022
Have you forgotten so soon?
406
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:32,424
Dwight [as Mugwart]:I will
devour thee on toast
407
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,893
with mint jelly!
408
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:41,767
Chlodwig:Now for lesson three:
Jeopardy is ever present.
409
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,569
- Those all mean
the same thing!
410
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,704
- Out!
411
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,571
Out!
412
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,807
[whimpering]
413
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,743
Get out if you ever wish
to see fairy land again!
414
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:58,917
- [whimpering]
You filthy, stinking, mortal!
415
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,222
[struggling]
416
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,490
- Baldric?
417
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:08,694
Sir Dwight.
418
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,964
[yelling]
419
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,400
- Ah, ah, ah.
420
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:24,176
[panting]
421
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,311
- Fairies, eh?
422
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:41,259
♪♪
423
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:49,367
♪♪
424
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,202
- Nice try, Chlodwig!
425
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,670
Ah.
426
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:55,841
[groans]
427
00:22:55,842 --> 00:23:00,946
- Lesson four:
Menace is all about.
428
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,450
[theme music]
429
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:20,398
♪♪
430
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:29,741
♪♪
431
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,210
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