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Cheers is filmed beforea live, studio audience.
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Thank you for caring.
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You see, Sam?
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And you said very few of our
customers would care enough
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to write down suggestions.
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No, I said very few
of our customers could write.
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Well, you are wrong.
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I mean, look
at all of these.
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Read that.
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Let's see how
we can make Cheers
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more responsive to
its customers' needs.
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Uh... "Cheers should have
a happy hour."
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Not legal in the state
of Massachusetts.
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All right.
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"Serve hot hors d'oeuvres."
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Conflict of interest
with Melville's.
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Oh, the old place is really
shaping up, isn't it?
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You know, there's got
to be one practical
suggestion in here.
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Now here's one.
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Oh... ooh, it's
a long one.
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That means someone
really cared.
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"The thing I like best
about Cheers
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"is the sense of warmth
and affection I get
from the employees,
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"especially the manager,
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who seems to be
a generous,
open-hearted woman."
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Did you hear that?
The manager.
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"In fact,
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"the only thing needed
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"to complete the loving
family feeling of this bar,
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"would be if the manager
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made the naked pretzel
with the bartender."
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where everybody
knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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( humming theme fromThe Magnificent Seven)
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Sammy, Magnificent Seven!
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Great movie.
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No, that's my order.
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Come on.
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( making cowboy calls )
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Hey, I never sat down
at this bar as a customer.
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What's good here?
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I've heard
the beer's okay.
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You guys seem
pretty pumped up tonight.
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Where you been?
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We rented some movies
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and watched them over at
Mr. Clavin's apartment.
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Don't you guys ever
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watch anything
but The Magnificent Seven?
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Oh, as a matter of fact,
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we rented
The Magnificent Ambersons,
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but, uh, watched it
for a couple minutes
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and realized it wasn't a sequel,
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so we went back to watching
The Magnificent Seven.
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Oh, yeah.
Boy, you know,
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that must have been
really something,
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living back
in the Old West,
you know?
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When men were men,
settling a new frontier.
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Yeah, you know,
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I think in one
of my past lives,
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I lived in the Old West.
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As far as I recall,
I handled myself pretty well.
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No one could pull a buckboard
like you, Clavin.
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Yeah, hey, you know
what the trouble is
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with the world
we live in?
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Yeah.
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There's no danger.
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There's no opportunity
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for three independent hombres
like ourselves
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to stare death in the face
and conquer it on our own terms.
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What about skydiving?
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You'd think there'd be
some thrilling,
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dangerous endeavor
we could try, you know?
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Why don't you
try skydiving?
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Yeah, everything's just
too darn safe in this world.
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I teach skydiving.
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I'd take you up
anytime.
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Hey, I've got an idea!
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What about skydiving?
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NORM:
You mean,
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actually jumping out
of an airplane, Woody?
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WOODY:
It ain't that bad.
I've seen a lot of movies
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of guys skydiving.
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They're just floating
in the air.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, they're
just floating in the air,
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but the Earth is hurdling
upwards at 100 miles an hour.
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Guys, take it from someone who's
done it well over 2,000 times.
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You'll never get over the thrill
of letting go of that plane
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and falling
through space.
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You'll never feel
such freedom in your life.
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Who the hell are you?
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Bob Speaks.
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I'm with the jump club
out in Weymouth.
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Yeah, well, very nice to make
your acquaintance, Bob.
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Now, butt out.
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Sorry, I didn't know
you guys were just
blowing smoke.
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But if you're serious,
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we could start
in the morning,
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go through
a brief orientation,
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I'd have you
jumping by noon.
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Boy, are you barking
up the wrong tree.
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These are the three biggest
cowards in Boston.
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Hey! Who you
calling coward?
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You three
cocktail weenies.
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You guys don't have
the guts to go up there.
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Hey, now,
don't force them.
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Not everyone has what it takes.
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Whoa, hey,
just a second, pal.
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We got what it takes.
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We got all kinds
of what it takes.
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We could do it if we wanted to.
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Just the question is,
do we want to?
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Right? Cliffie?
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Want to?
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Try and stop me, sucker.
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Hey, guys,
don't leave me out of this.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas.
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It's late
and you've had a few beers.
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You'll agree to anything.
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Damn right we will.
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CLIFF:
Yeah, yeah.
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We all agreed?
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Yeah, yeah!
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( all cheer )
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What's the matter?
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No, I just caught one of my
armpit hairs in my T-shirt.
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Wow, he really did it.
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He was so scared in class.
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Okay, next.
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Who's he talking to?
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Us, I think.
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Okay, just like he did.
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Stand in the door,
count to three, jump.
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Wait 20 seconds,
pull the rip cord, no sweat.
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Hey! Not a problem there,
huh, men?
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I mean, uh,
we're men, right?
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You got it, man.
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Let's go, men.
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We're still over the jump zone.
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I don't want to not
sound like a man
or nothing,
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but this doesn't seem
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like as much fun as
it sounded last night.
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Uh, great, Woody, now
you've gone and done it.
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I mean, uh, we're all pumped up,
ready to go,
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and now you went
and spoiled the whole thing.
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It's not fun anymore.
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Let's go back.
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NORM:
You know something,
Cliffie?
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When you're right,
you're right, pal.
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Turn the plane around,
will ya, Bob?
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Are you sure?
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None of you
wants to go?
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You don't think we're chicken,
do you, Bob?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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It's no disgrace.
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This happens
all the time.
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Of course, it's always been
the ladies.
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You're the first guys.
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Well, you hear that?
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We're trailblazers.
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Hey, oh, yeah.
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There you go.
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Okay, what are we gonna tell
the guys back at Cheers?
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I mean, we were mouthing off
pretty good last night.
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No problem, Woody.
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We just walk in the bar,
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we look those guys
straight in the eye,
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and we lie our socks off.
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I like it.
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We can't do that.
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Why not?
Who's gonna know?
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Just, uh, us and the guy
who jumped out before us.
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And he's probably
dead by now.
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I can't do that.
I can't lie.
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I can't.
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We've got to stick
together, here.
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I mean, we made a pact.
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Men together.
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It's, uh...
it's male bonding.
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Right. Which includes lying
and chickening out together.
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All right.
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But I've got to say
I'm not proud of myself.
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So what?
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Cliffie and I never are.
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Okay, what we need now
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is a story.
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One that
we can stick to, okay?
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So whatever we do,
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we make it simple
and believable.
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All right, I got it.
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We jumped, the chutes opened
and we landed.
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Perfect.
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Good, good. Now...
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in what order?
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Okay, let's make the story
a little simpler.
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Well, there wasn't really
a whole lot to it.
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You know,
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we jumped, the chutes opened,
we landed.
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CLIFF:
Yeah, yeah,
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the pilot and the instructor
said they'd never seen
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a first-timer do a triple
backwards somersault and land...
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and land square,
right on the bull's-eye.
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So, Woody...
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how'd you like it?
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Oh, he's not much
for talking, Sammy.
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Not Woody.
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He's, uh, he's
a man of action.
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A simple man,
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like me.
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We both appreciate
a simple story.
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The, uh,
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kind of story
you can stick to.
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Boy, I tell you.
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I've always wanted to skydive.
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I've just never had the guts.
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What did it feel like?
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Well, I imagine it's
a lot like sex, Sammy.
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Well, not that I have
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to imagine what sex is like.
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I've had plenty of sex,
and plenty of this, too.
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Why don't you just get
off my back, okay?
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Sammy, you don't believe
these guys, do you?
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They didn't jump.
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( scoffs )
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You two weaseled out
of here last night,
went home,
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you curled up
with your wife,
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and you got
under the sheets
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with your flashlight
and Barbie doll.
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Come on, Carla,
they wouldn't make this up.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, Corncob.
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Who, me?
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No, the other corncob.
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Look...
if Woody here,
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who has never told
a little white fib
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in his whole entire life,
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because he knows
that if he does,
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he'd go straight to
H-E-double hockey sticks,
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says that they jumped,
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then they jumped.
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Now, Woody...
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Did you and your
two playmates over there,
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really, really jump out
of an airplane?
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Well... we went up
in the plane.
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I remember,
'cause I was there.
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Yeah?
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We were very high
and we looked down...
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00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,500
Did I mention
we were in the plane?
261
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,300
Yeah.
262
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400
And the people
looked like ants.
263
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,000
Although, the kind of ants
you can hardly....
264
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,300
Woody, did you jump?!
265
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,500
Yes, I jumped,
the parachute opened, I landed.
266
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,500
It was all very simple
and believable.
267
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,700
God!
268
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,300
I don't believe
you guys really did it.
269
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:07,000
But Woody never lies, so
I guess it's the truth.
270
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,700
Did you jump?
271
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,800
Yes.
272
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,000
Jump?
273
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,400
Yes.
274
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,100
Yes!
275
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,300
Well, I've got
to give you guys credit.
276
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,100
You know, I'd like
to try that someday.
277
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,200
Yeah, well, everybody
says "someday," Sammy.
278
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,000
But only a precious few of us
have the maracas to try it.
279
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,000
Cliffie...
280
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,200
Hey, wait a minute...
281
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,900
Hey, listen,
I've got maracas here.
282
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,200
Uh, all right,
283
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,300
I tell you what.
284
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,300
Why don't the three of you
take me out, huh?
285
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,000
Tomorrow, maybe?
286
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,800
Tomorrow?
287
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,100
Yeah.
288
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,600
Is that okay
with you, Norm?
289
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,300
Actually, you know,
m-my parachute is at
the dry cleaners, Sammy.
290
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,000
They were talking
like Wednesday,
Thursday, you know.
291
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,500
Oh, come on,
292
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,100
what are you guys trying
to weasel out of this?
293
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,900
Oh, hey, we live
for the jump.
294
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,200
Well, all right then, great.
295
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,400
Let's do it, huh?
296
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,700
Woody, what do you say?
297
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,100
We did it, okay?
We jumped!
298
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,900
What do you want from me?
299
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,100
NORM:
It's okay,
it's okay.
300
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,200
It's all right.
301
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,100
Guys, guys,
we gotta talk.
302
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,200
Uh, jump pow-wow.
303
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,500
Sammy, you wouldn't
understand.
304
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,300
Listen, guys,
you don't have to,
305
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,100
but I'm gonna
go with Sam, okay?
306
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,800
I mean, I can't live with
the lie and if I do it,
307
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,500
then what I said
won't actually be a lie.
308
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,400
Now, Woody, uh, you wouldn't
tell everybody else
309
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400
that we didn't jump,
would you?
310
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,600
Not unless they ask me.
311
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,300
Then I'd have to tell them.
312
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,300
What do you say, Cliffie?
313
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,800
I mean, maybe we just had
to get up there once,
314
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,300
you know, get the
feel of it.
315
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,700
Maybe this time we'd
actually jump.
316
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,900
Uh... well, heck,
317
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,500
I'll do it
if you'll do it.
318
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,200
Well, you know
I'll do it.
319
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,700
Hey, well, I'll do it.
320
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,400
All right, then.
All right, let's do it.
321
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,300
Let's do it.
322
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,100
All right, come on!
Okay!
Sammy!
323
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:00,800
Yeah!
324
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,100
Tomorrow morning,
6:00 a.m. sharp.
325
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,400
All right!
326
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,300
ALL ( chanting ):
Jump, jump, jump!
327
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,700
Oh, damn!
328
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,700
I thought Clavin
was up on the ledge.
329
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,700
Okay, Sammy.
330
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,400
Time to take that first
big step, buddy.
331
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,800
I kind of thought
maybe one of you guys
would go first.
332
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,100
(both chuckling)
333
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,900
Good, God, man, why?
334
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,400
Well, because you've
done it before
335
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,300
and you know what
you're doing, you know?
336
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,500
Give me a chance
to see how it's done.
337
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,100
See if you make it.
338
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,100
Fair enough.
339
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,900
You're up!
340
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,800
( laughs wryly )
341
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,700
No, no, no, if you recall,
Cliff, I jumped first last time.
342
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,600
You go.
343
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,400
Woody!
344
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,000
What?
345
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,600
You go.
346
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,700
Make me.
347
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,400
Hey, you know
something, men?
348
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,600
All this bickering
349
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,900
is really kind of killing
my concentration.
350
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,000
Now, I thought the spirit
of this whole adventure
351
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,900
was some sort of togetherness.
352
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,400
Me, I don't feel it.
353
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,900
I think we ought to just turn
the plane around and go back.
354
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,800
CLIFF:
Fine, Norm, you know,
355
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,800
if that's how you
feel, that's okay.
356
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,400
I'm not going
to jump either.
357
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,000
I'm going to wait, so, uh,
listen, Bob...
358
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, wait a minute.
359
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,700
You guys didn't jump.
360
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,100
You just made that up,
didn't you?
361
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,700
Oh, yeah, right.
362
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,800
SAM:
Hey, Cliff.
363
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,000
Did you jump?
364
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,000
No.
365
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,700
That's great.
366
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,400
So you come back
to the bar and you lie
367
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,700
and you stir up
everybody's imagination
368
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,300
to the point where
you get me up here.
369
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,400
I mean, that's low.
370
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,100
You know something?
371
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,100
I'm gonna do it anyway.
372
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,900
It's not often you get
a second chance at life.
373
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,600
What? What are you
talking about?
374
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,200
There was this night when
I was playing in Tiger Stadium
375
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,100
towards the end of my career.
376
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,600
I'd been on the bottle
for a while
377
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600
and the coach hadn't been
using me.
378
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,000
But this was gonna
be a big game,
379
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,900
so I decided I wouldn't have
a drink all day long.
380
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,400
I was dying, but I knew
this would be my last chance
381
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,400
to prove myself
as a major league pitcher.
382
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,300
Sure enough,
383
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,300
late innings,
the call comes down--
384
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,600
Send Malone in.
385
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,000
I told them
that I couldn't play.
386
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,400
My arm hurt.
387
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,000
I chickened out.
388
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,900
I was afraid to go out there.
389
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,800
I turned tail and I slunk back
to the locker room,
390
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,900
And I've regretted it every day
of my life.
391
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,700
And I'll tell you something,
damn it.
392
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,700
I'm not going to let that happen
this time.
393
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,800
I'm going out there.
394
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,200
Okay, Bob, what do I do here?
395
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,700
Remember what
I told you.
396
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,000
Get down on the door,
count to three, go.
397
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,400
One, two...
398
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,000
Okay, here's our story.
399
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,700
Well, nobody really planned it.
400
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,300
We just all went out
at the same time
401
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,700
and decided to grab hands
402
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,000
and there we were in this
four-leaf clover formation.
403
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,600
We were kind of like
404
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,200
the June Taylor dancers
out there.
405
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,900
It's kind of
a male bonding thing
406
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,100
to give yourself
a nickname.
407
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,500
Well, I applaud your bravery,
408
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,800
but I must say I thought
we'd advanced
409
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,300
beyond the notion that
a real man risks his life
410
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,900
in pointless confrontations
with death.
411
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,500
I thought we pretty much
accepted
412
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,900
that a real man is someone
413
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,900
who makes gobs and gobs
of money...
414
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,900
like me.
415
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,800
Well, see you later,
sisters.
416
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,400
You know something?
417
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,600
I-I just had this wild idea.
418
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,100
Do you think you
guys could jump out
of an airplane
419
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,200
holding a large banner
that said "Cheers"?
420
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,900
For any particular reason?
421
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,600
Well, I was just thinking
of one of the comments
422
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,500
I got in the suggestion box.
423
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,400
It said, "You have
a really great bar here,
424
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,600
but why keep it a secret?
Why don't you publicize more?"
425
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,700
We could have
a cameraman shoot it,
426
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,900
maybe even get it
on the news.
427
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,100
Whoa, hold on a second here.
428
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,000
You're talking about taking
a pure sport such as skydiving
429
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,400
and tainting it
for commercial gain?
430
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,800
Yeah, yeah.
431
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,600
Come on.
432
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,900
A thing like that could have
a tremendous impact.
433
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,300
Hey, so could I.
434
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,500
Well, maybe it isn't such
a good idea.
435
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,800
Maybe I was wrong.
436
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,400
Besides, I might have
gone ahead
437
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,700
and made a fool of myself
and given in to temptation.
438
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,500
Wait a minute.
439
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,000
Wait a minute.
440
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,800
What do you mean?
441
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,900
Oh, I just think
it's really exciting,
442
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:39,000
all the danger of drifting
through space, you know?
443
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,200
I mean, I really wish
444
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,900
there was some way
that I could capture
445
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,800
that feeling
of total abandonment
while making love.
446
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,200
Talk about a turn on.
447
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,400
Please, do.
448
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:56,100
Let's just say
that this kind of
masculine bravado
449
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,900
is too sexy
for me to resist.
450
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,600
Could you wait right
here for a minute?
451
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,000
Could I talk
to the June Taylor
dancers in the hall?
452
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,700
Sammy? Sammy?
453
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,500
Sammy, wait a second now.
Hey, whoa. Now listen to me.
454
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:18,500
Okay, now remember,
this time when you jump...
455
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,300
out of the plane,
456
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,100
hold on
to the bottom
of the banner
457
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,100
and let it spread out
458
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,900
so that Otto can get
a good shot of it.
459
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,000
Okay, question.
460
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,700
How are we supposed
to pull our ripcord
461
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,500
and hold on to the banner
at the same time?
462
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,700
You won't be pulling
the rip cord for 20 seconds.
463
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,000
Just count like this.
464
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,100
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi...
465
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,100
Excuse me. Could we make it
a shorter state, like Maine?
466
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,700
You know, one Maine,
two Maine, three Maine?
467
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,400
Look, you don't have to do this.
468
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,200
Yeah, I could arrange
469
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,600
to have some stunt guys
I know jump for you.
470
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,100
Whoa, hold on now.
471
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,100
You're talking about,
uh, money for you guys,
472
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,200
money for Otto here,
money for the plane, right?
473
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,400
Then we're going
to hire a stunt crew
474
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,800
and all their
equipment?
475
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,200
That's gonna run us what,
$3,000, $4,000, $5,000, right?
476
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:02,900
Yeah, at least.
477
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,000
I'm comfortable with that.
478
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,700
That's fine with me.
479
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,200
Vera has some money
from when her folks died.
480
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,600
We'll just dip into that.
481
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,800
What a relief, huh?
482
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,600
Hey, I tell ya,
it's not as hard
483
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,900
to chicken out
this time, is it?
484
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
No, no, Sammy.
485
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:20,100
The more you do something,
the easier it gets.
486
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,100
Go to heck
in a handcart.
487
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,600
I can't eat,
I can't sleep.
488
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,800
I was embarrassed to talk to my
mom on the phone the other day.
489
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,600
I'd rather die like a fool
than live like a coward!
490
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,800
Geronimo!
491
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,900
He jumped.
492
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,000
I don't believe it.
He jumped!
493
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,000
He's not up here.
He's down there falling.
494
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,300
Hey, Woody, is it scary?
495
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,000
Well, that's it, man.
I'm doing it.
496
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,300
I'm going out there.
497
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,300
Really?
498
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,300
You betcha.
499
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,200
Wow, so you don't want
to pay the money,
500
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,800
so you're gonna take
the chicken route, huh, Sam?
501
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,400
No, I'm doing this for Rebecca.
502
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,000
I figure the farther I fall,
the hotter she gets.
503
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,900
Who's with me?
504
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,100
I am, Sammy.
505
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,100
Norm, you turncoat you!
506
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,000
No, Cliffie, it's as if
my whole life came down
507
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,200
to this one moment!
508
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,500
And if I jump and I make it,
509
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,400
I prove to myself
that I am worth something.
510
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,900
That there's a reason for me
being on this Earth.
511
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,400
Then I can just sit down
and plant it on that bar stool
512
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,500
for the rest of my life.
Let's go!
513
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,200
Yeah?
514
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,500
( screams )
515
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,600
( nervous laughter )
516
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,000
( screams )
517
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,400
Okay, let's turn it around.
518
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,000
No, I'm going.
519
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,000
I'm going.
520
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,000
I'm-I'm going. I'm... going.
521
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Okay, uh, I'm going now.
522
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,300
One, two...
523
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,800
Push me, shove me.
I got to do this.
524
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,000
Kick me like a dog.
525
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,800
I can't do that.
526
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,100
( engine sputters, stops )
527
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,400
Uh, oh.
528
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,600
What? What?
529
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,800
We're out of fuel.
We're going down!
530
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,900
Not with me you're not.
531
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,200
( screaming )
532
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,700
Okay, Rick, he's gone.
533
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,000
( engine starts )
534
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,600
It works every time.
535
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,200
You guys did it.
You actually did it.
536
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,000
Look at them.
( laughs )
537
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,100
Look at them up there.
538
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,100
And there's the banner.
539
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,300
( all cheering )
540
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,600
Well, I wouldn't
have believed it
541
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,500
if I didn't see it
with my own two eyes.
542
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,100
Chickens can fly.
543
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,200
Boy, I feel good, Sam.
544
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,600
This is the greatest
I've ever felt in my life.
545
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,100
I'm thinking about doing
something really crazy.
546
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,700
Yeah, me, too, Woody.
547
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,700
I'm thinking
about having sex.
548
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,400
Sam, I think we're carrying
this male bonding thing
549
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,700
a little too far.
550
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,000
Not with me,
I mean Rebecca.
551
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,400
Now you're talking.
552
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,700
No, Woody, no, not you.
553
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,700
Say, now that
554
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,200
you've seen
all that skydiving,
555
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,200
how do you feel
about an evening of magic?
556
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,100
Well, I have to admit,
after seeing that tape,
557
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,400
my body feels
kind of tingly all over.
558
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,000
Well, I think a
very special evening
559
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
with a very
special skydiver
560
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,600
could only enhance
that feeling.
561
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,200
I couldn't agree more.
562
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,500
Hi, Rebecca,
you all ready to go?
563
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,200
Oh, hi, Bob.
564
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,000
I'll be with you
in just one second.
565
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,200
Bob?
What about me?
566
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,100
Bob didn't jump out
of that plane.
567
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,000
And Bob didn't blow chow
at 5,000 feet.
568
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,600
Bye, Sam.
569
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,700
( humming theme fromThe Magnificent Seven )
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