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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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MAN ( on radio ):
And we're on the help line
with...
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Oh, me.
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Me, hi.
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Uh, hello?
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My name is Reb...
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punzel.
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And uh, I'm sorry if I sound
a little bit nervous,
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but this is the first time
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I've ever called a radio show
for help.
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But I have this problem,
and it's so horrendous
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that I didn't have anyplace else
to turn.
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Now, I have this new boss
at work,
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and he's incredibly rich
and he's incredibly powerful,
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but he is also sort of a, um...
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Oh, God, how could I put this
without sounding mean?
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Um... a weasely little twerp.
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Anyway, this guy asked me out,
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and to get out
of going out with him,
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I told him that I was going
with this guy named Sam...
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son.
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So, Samson, who can be
an incredible jerk sometimes,
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told my boss, the twerp,
that we broke up.
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All right, so my boss...
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The twerp.
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Right.
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My boss asked me out, and you're
not going to believe this.
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He proposed to me.
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I mean, the only thing
I could think of to do,
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without jeopardizing my career,
was to tell my boss
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that I was still in love
with Samson.
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But I cannot
keep avoiding the guy.
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As an example, he is upstairs
right now having lunch at Mel...
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Monico's. Melmonico's.
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The thing is,
that now I'm worried.
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Do you think
I did the right thing?
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I think so.
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Now, did you have
a gardening question?
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You called
the Dr. Green Thumb Show.
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Uh, just a reminder, Rapunzel.
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Plant your bulbs early.
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( laughing )
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( piano plays )
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to go where everybody
knows your name. �
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Oh, yeah, I know, Norm,
that's a...
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that's a beautiful birdie
you got there on the ninth.
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Thank you.
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Oh, so you guys
were playing golf today, huh?
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Yeah, nothing like bashing
the old pill around, huh?
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Young Woody Nicklaus here
broke 80.
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All right; good man.
Hey, really?
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You shot under 80
for 18 holes?
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Well, no actually, it was 17.
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Yeah, the 18th hole
is the windmill.
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If you're stupid
enough to play that one,
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it's going to eat your
little colored ball.
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You were playing
miniature golf.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do you have any idea
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how long those real
golf courses are?
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TEAL:
Gentlemen,
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that was a pretty poor showing
for a power lunch.
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Ralph, you're going to have
to start doing something more
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than just taking up space
at these meetings.
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How does a guy so young
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get to be
so incredibly powerful?
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I just try to maintain
a cheerful attitude
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and not abuse my position.
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I recently read a Forbes profile
on our young Mr. Teal.
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CLIFF:
Oh, yeah?
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Apparently, he started
with his father's firm,
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kicked the old guy out
when he was 17,
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hasn't looked back since.
Big deal.
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Did he ever win a purple ribbon
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in the Jefferson County
Spelldown?
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Anathema.
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A-N-A-T-H-E-M-A.
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Anathema.
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Touch�, Woody.
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Touch�. T-O-U-C-H-E,
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and a little slanty line--
touch�.
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Excuse me.
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Is Miss Howe in?
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She's in her office;
do you want me to go get her?
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No, don't bother. Dennis?
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Miss Howe?
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Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
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The master of the universe
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awaits your presence.
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Dennis, I-I
sense bitterness.
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I've never heard you
talk like this before.
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Oh, I could tell you stories,
honey.
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Here she is, sir,
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per your request.
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So, how's the greatest
love story ever told
working out?
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Sam and I are just
as steady as ever.
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As steady as yesterday
when you broke up twice?
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Things are different.
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Uh... It's ...
it's more serious.
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I won't consider it
really serious
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until I see a ring
on your finger.
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Well, what I meant
by serious is, um...
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is that Sam
and I are engaged.
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Hey, everybody.
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Congratulations,
Sammy.
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Oh? What for?
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She was just a stewardess.
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Stop joking,
you big lug,
and come here.
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Can you excuse us
just a second, Martin?
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We have to discuss
our silver pattern.
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Dennis, get me the papers
on the Trackwell merger.
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Just keep your stupid
mouth shut and smile.
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We're engaged.
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Oh. Great. Well,
let's begin the honeymoon.
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Sam, we're
not actually
getting married.
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Well, that's even better.
I can enjoy the honeymoon.
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Come on, Sam.
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It's just a way
to get Martin
off my back.
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Oh, dear... you mean
the problem-free relationship
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suddenly
developed a glitch?
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I can't very well tell
the future president
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of the corporation no.
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I'd never work again.
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Please, Sam, just
help me out here
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just until Martin
gets over me.
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Come on.
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Oh, I don't know.
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You know, if I go
along with this,
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will you go
to bed with me?
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Let's put it this way.
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If you don't
go along with this,
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I will never go
to bed with you.
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Wait. All right.
So, in other words,
if I don't...
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No. Wait, wait.
That means if you...
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All right,
this is me,
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this is you,
this is the bed.
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Sam, just do it.
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No, I don't...
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Yeah, I don't
personally
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think we need the
salad forks, honey,
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but you're
the entertainer
in the family.
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Well, I suppose
congratulations are in order.
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Oh, well, thank you, sir.
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Yeah, I never
thought I'd get her, but...
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it looks like Becky here
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is going to be
my ever-loving,
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everlasting little
bundle of kisses.
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Little bundle
of open-mouthed kisses.
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Isn't he sweet?
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I'd like to propose
a toast to the happy couple,
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and especially
to Rebecca Howe--
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the only thing I ever
wanted and haven't gotten.
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Yeah. Same here.
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Um... would you excuse me
just for a minute, please?
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Hey, Sammy,
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quite a squeeze-a-rooni
you got there, huh?
I had no idea.
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Oh, Sammy,
tell me it isn't true.
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Carla, come on.
It's not true.
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I knew that.
You're a lousy actor.
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I'm pretty good though, huh?
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Well, actually, Carla,
as a student of the theater,
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I have to correct you.
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What you were doing there
is not called acting.
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It's called improvising.
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Shut up, Woody.
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Now, that would
be directing.
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So when's
the big event?
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Well, I was kind of
planning on tonight.
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You're getting married tonight?
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Married? Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
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I thought you were talking
about something else.
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It is definitely not
going to be tonight.
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Look, the important
thing is
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that we are as one
forevermore.
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Honeys till the end of time.
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Well, Sam,
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I guess
you wouldn't be interested
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in spending the next month
tending bar at a seaside resort
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we reopened in Cancun?
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I'm there.
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Whoa, hey.
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Sam!
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Um, that wouldn't be fair
to Rebecca here.
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Who could we get
to replace me?
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Oh, no problem.
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I'll make an exchange
with the bartender down there.
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Well, then, I'm out of here.
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Hey, I'll see you in a month.
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Adios, amigos!
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REBECCA:
Sam?
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Sam!
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Sam!
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Martin, is this your little way
of breaking Sam and me up?
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It's a bona
fide offer.
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I need an
experienced
man down there.
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I know what
you're thinking.
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You're thinking that,
when Sam gets down there,
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and he's all alone,
he's going to start roving.
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Well, I can
tell you this.
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You can send Sam away
for a month or a year,
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and he will
only think of me.
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Excuse me.
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Do they have drug stores
down there,
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or should I pack an extra bag?
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Ramon, Ramon, Ramon,
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you have been a terrific
replacement for Sammy.
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I'm really going to
be sorry to see you go.
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Although
I will enjoy
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watching you walk
up the stairs.
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( speaking Spanish )
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( speaking Spanish )
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Mi Carlita...
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( speaking Spanish )
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Adios, amigos.
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Bye-bye.
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CLIFF:
Take care of
yourself, Ramon.
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I don't know what
that Latin lover said,
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but I sure dig
the way he said it.
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Well, if you ask me,
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Ramon's a lot more Latin
than lover.
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Yeah, you know,
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study after
study show
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that the old
sons of Spain
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just don't have
our sexual prowess.
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Cliffie, nobody
has your sexual prowess.
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Thanks, Norm. You know,
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it seems that
the tropical sun
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dries out a man's
vital juices.
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You ever
seen a raisin?
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Have you ever seen a doctor?
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Sam was supposed
to be in hours ago.
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Has anybody heard from him yet?
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No one's heard a word
from him in weeks.
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Hello, Rebecca.
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Heard from
Sam recently?
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Have I?
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Every hour on the hour.
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It's almost embarrassing.
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Hmm. Well, then
what's happened
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seems all
the more curious.
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What's happened?
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According
to our reports,
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Mr. Malone missed
the corporate jet home.
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Uh... well, I'm sure
there's a simple explanation.
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I'll just call Cancun
this afternoon
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and find out
what the trouble is.
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We have Cancun on the line.
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You are so helpful.
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I am five months
from retirement.
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Hello.
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Sam, hi.
This is Rebecca.
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00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,300
You must have
missed your plane,
you naughty boy.
259
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,300
So when should
I pick you up
260
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,600
at the airport,
my darling? Sam?
261
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,900
Sam?
262
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,900
Hello?
263
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,700
( loud music playing )
264
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,900
Sam? Sam?
265
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,000
Hello? Operator?
266
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,800
O-operator?
267
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,400
Yes, I was just talking
to my fianc� and I was...
268
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,500
Oh, I'm sorry.
269
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:23,000
Uh, me talk-o to me boy-o
amigo in Cancun,
270
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,100
and we were cut off-o.
271
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:31,500
It's a beautiful language,
isn't it?
272
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,100
What?
You no operator?
273
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,500
You boose boy?
274
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,000
Oh, bus boy.
275
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,700
Yeah, okay, adios.
276
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,400
No, no, adios.
277
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,700
Damn.
278
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,200
Thank you, Dennis.
279
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:48,500
Rebecca, you're not
losing anything in Sam.
280
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,300
I hear he hasn't stopped
fooling around
281
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,200
since he got down there.
282
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,800
You had him watched?
283
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,900
I didn't have to.
284
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,400
The man's escapades
have become legendary.
285
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,800
The Indians in the mountains
sing a folk song about him.
286
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,700
Rebecca, let me help you take
your mind off your problems.
287
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,200
I'll pick you up for dinner,
288
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,400
maybe a drink,
a trip to Paris, a few laughs.
289
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,800
Martin, not tonight.
290
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,800
I-I really need time
to get over this.
291
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,900
Well, then tomorrow night.
292
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,200
I won't take no for an answer.
293
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,800
I got him, I got him.
294
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,800
I caught my little
Ricardo Montalban.
295
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,300
Just as he was
getting into a cab.
296
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,700
Go get your
little apron on, honey.
297
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,500
Carla, how come you called Ramon
Ricardo Montalban?
298
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,100
Because his tight little chinos
299
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,300
are so packed with rich,
Corinthian leather.
300
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,500
Oh, yeah, I see,
now that you mention it.
301
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,700
NORM:
All right,
302
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,000
I hate to change
the subject,
303
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,900
but I don't know
if anyone else recognizes
304
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,600
we seem to have
a little problem here.
305
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,600
Oh, you need
another beer, Mr. Peterson?
306
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:57,300
Okay, we have two problems.
307
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,800
Uh, there's
a distinct possibility
308
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,300
that Sammy may never come back.
309
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,600
FRASIER:
Frankly,
I don't blame him.
310
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,700
Beautiful weather,
miles of beaches...
311
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,000
Yeah, chicks.
312
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:06,800
FRASIER:
No suits,
313
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,300
no rules, no tight shoes
to pinch your feet.
314
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,400
Yeah, that'd be good
315
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,300
to get out of the city
a little bit, wouldn't it?
316
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,800
Oh, yeah.
317
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,500
I got five vacation days
coming to me.
318
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,700
Oh, say, it may be
a crazy idea,
319
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,100
but why don't we
go down there, too?
320
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,800
Lay out in the sun
for a while,
321
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,600
work on that old
ma�ana attitude?
322
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,500
Should we do it?
323
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,800
What do you say,
guys?
324
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,800
Ah, maybe tomorrow.
325
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:36,500
( mariachi music playing )
326
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,900
Excuse me, bartender,
327
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,300
can we get a couple of
pina coladas over here?
328
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,400
Sure thing.
329
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,500
Let me just finish
making this margarita.
330
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,600
So, anyway, Margarita...
331
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,800
Buenos noches, amigos.
332
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,900
�Que tal, Pepe?Hola, Pepe!
333
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,600
�Que tal, Pepe?
334
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,100
Los calzones, Sammy.
335
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,000
Esa agua esta muy fr�a.
336
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,300
Good one, man,
good one.
337
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,800
Let's go, Sam.
We're leaving.
338
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,600
I have a cab outside.
339
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,200
Beckita, what
are you doing here?
340
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,300
I took the liberty
341
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,000
of stopping by your room
and packing your bags.
342
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,500
I can't believe you didn't pack
one pair of underpants.
343
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,600
Now come on, we're going home.
344
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,900
Home? Sweetheart, I'm...
345
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900
This is home.
346
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,500
I love this place.
347
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,700
Sam, we are leaving
and we are leaving now.
348
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,400
I am not going to
get stuck with Martin.
349
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,700
Oh, right, right.
350
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,000
The little one.
351
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,300
Uh, sweetheart, yeah,
I got to tell you,
352
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,200
I think it's high time
you told him the truth.
353
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,200
I can't tell him the truth.
354
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,800
I'll get fired.
355
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,500
Well, they, uh,
they got plenty
356
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,700
of good job opportunities
down here.
357
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,400
Can you paint pictures
on turtles?
358
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,800
Sam, I am asking you, not
as a woman speaking to a man,
359
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,400
I am asking you as a friend.
360
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,500
Please, Sam.
361
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,300
When you look back
362
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,800
at all the countless,
selfish, petty,
363
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,700
vindictive things you've
done in your life,
364
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,600
wouldn't it be wonderful
if you could say
365
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,400
for one brief moment
that you did something
good and fine?
366
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,700
This shouldn't be turning me on,
should it?
367
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,000
Oh, that's it.
368
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,200
Cerveza, Sammy.
369
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,200
Be right there, Pepe.
370
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,600
If you won't listen
to my pleas,
371
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,000
maybe you'll listen
to this.
372
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,800
You're coming with me, Sam.
373
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,100
Now let's not do
374
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,900
anything crazy here.
375
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,800
I bet you wish you had
those underpants now.
376
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,800
Listen, I'm gonna just reach out
my hand here real slowly.
377
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:47,000
I want you to relax
and take your finger
off the trigger.
378
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,700
Just put the gun in my hand.
379
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,400
I'm sorry.
It's not loaded.
380
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,700
I mean, I'm sorry, period.
381
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,300
It's not loaded, period.
382
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,300
It's-it's all right, everybody.
383
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,300
It was just a... just a joke.
384
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,600
( all groaning )
385
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,300
I'm gonna go now.
386
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,900
W-w-where do you think
you're going?
387
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,200
You can't just walk out of here.
388
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,500
You pulled a gun on me
389
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,500
in a resort in the middle
of a foreign country.
390
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,500
They have laws,
you know?
391
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,400
Don't they?
392
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,100
Good-bye, Sam.
393
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,800
Pobrecita.
394
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,000
SAM:
Oh, no,
395
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,400
she's like that all the time.
396
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,300
I mean, this isn't even
a bad day for her.
397
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,600
�Son todas las babes de Bostonlocos como esta?
398
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,600
No, no-- she's kind of
the queen of loco.
399
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,900
I mean, she was nutty
the first day I met her.
400
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,900
She's... she's hyper.
401
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,900
You know what I mean, hyper?
402
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,000
All she thinks about
403
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,400
is her stupid career
404
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,500
and she keeps blowing it.
405
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,900
And I can't tell you
how many times
406
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,000
I've had to pull that
lady's fat out of the fire.
407
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,200
Get this, you know.
408
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,100
This is her latest escapade.
409
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,500
She wants me to pretend
to be her fianc�,
410
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,000
'cause she doesn't
want to marry
411
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,700
this pint-size executive
back home.
412
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,200
What do I get
for my troubles?
413
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,900
A gun stuck in my face.
414
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,400
You know what
the sorriest thing is?
415
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,700
Me.
416
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,300
I still like her.
417
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,900
Why is that, Pepe?
418
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,000
Nice buns, Sammy?
419
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,000
You people see things
so clearly.
420
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,300
Hey, uh, Ramon.
421
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,800
Listen, we're heading over
to Casa de Clavin
422
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,400
for our weekly
video film classic.
423
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,400
You want
to take Sammy's seat?
424
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,500
I'm busy.
425
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,500
Yeah, well,
I've got it rented
426
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,400
for a couple of days.
427
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500
How about tomorrow night?
428
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,100
Uh... I am busy.
429
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,200
Yeah?
Sorry.
430
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,300
Yeah, well,
he's a nice guy, that Ramon,
431
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,900
but he's no Sammy,
is he, Norm?
432
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,200
But then again, Cliffie...
433
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,000
he's a lot more Sammy
than you and I will ever be.
434
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,600
Hey, boss, last of the riffraff
just cleared out of here.
435
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,500
You want to lock up?
436
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,100
Sure, Carla, can you
show me how a key
works again?
437
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,500
Oh, brother, you been
in there drinking all night?
438
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,100
Carla, I am celebrating.
439
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:22,100
I think that I am the luckiest
woman in the world.
440
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,900
I'm going to marry
the geek tycoon.
441
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,100
And you know, he's going
to give me money and jewels
442
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,800
and all sorts
of rich stuff.
443
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,900
I am going to be so rich,
I can stink
444
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,600
and no one
will even tell me.
445
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,700
I'm sure you two
will be very happy together.
446
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,400
I'm sure I will, too.
447
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,000
I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life
448
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,300
living in big,
old mansions,
449
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,900
wearing fabulous clothes
450
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,700
and being real nasty
to the help.
451
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,800
You feeling sorry
for yourself
452
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,200
because you have
to marry a rich guy?
453
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,800
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
454
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,000
Come on, Carla.
455
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,100
You wouldn't trade
Eddie for him.
456
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,300
I'd trade Eddie
for a ride in his car.
457
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,100
Now if you'll excuse me,
458
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,500
I have a Spam casserole
lurking in the oven.
459
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,200
Hey, we're the same size.
460
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,000
Hi, honey, you're home.
461
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,200
See?
462
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,100
Aren't I gonna make you
a wonderful wife?
463
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,600
You've been drinking,
haven't you?
464
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,800
Just a sippy or two
to celebrate.
465
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,300
Well, now that Sam's
out of the picture,
466
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,800
I assume that leaves
the path clear for me.
467
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,800
Shall we proceed?
468
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,500
Rebecca...
469
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,700
will you do me the honor
of becoming my wife?
470
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,400
I guess.
471
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Outstanding.
472
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,600
Shall we set a date?
473
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900
Whenever. I don't care.
474
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,900
You're about to see
my impulsive side.
475
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,500
This is Justice
of the Peace Wilson,
476
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,700
these are four dozen
long-stemmed red roses.
477
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,400
I'm the perspective
bridegroom.
478
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,700
Guess what you are?
479
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,500
Dead meat
on a hook?
480
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,600
Um...
481
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,900
Martin, you can't do this.
482
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,100
My parents aren't here.
483
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,800
Your parents aren't here.
484
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,700
My mother passed away,
485
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,000
and, uh,
you know my father.
486
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,500
Dennis?
487
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,300
Welcome to the family.
488
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,400
MARTIN:
Rebecca,
489
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500
you should know by now
490
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,000
that I haven't gotten
where I am
491
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,600
by waiting for things
to come to me.
492
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,400
As far as I'm concerned,
this is a done deal.
493
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,700
So let's make it legal.
494
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,000
Hey, baby, I'm back!
495
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,500
Call off the Federales.
496
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,000
Sam!
497
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,500
I couldn't stay away from you
for another second, my darling.
498
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,800
Kiss me.
499
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,200
Oop...
500
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,800
Hey, did I interrupt
something here?
501
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,300
No, Martin and I
were just going
to get married,
502
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,800
but now that
you're back...
503
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:22,100
Oh... Martin.
504
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,200
I'm so sorry.
505
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,200
This is really
tearing me apart.
506
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,800
But I need
to follow my heart.
507
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:34,300
Well, if that's what you feel,
Rebecca, you've got it.
508
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,100
I hope you two
will be very happy together.
509
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:40,100
But remember: you blew it
in a big, big way.
510
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,000
I hope this won't affect
our business relationship.
511
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,600
Why should it?
512
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,500
Gee, when I sober up,
513
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,100
I'm probably going
to worry about this.
514
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,900
Better not let that happen.
515
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,800
I don't believe this.
516
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,400
You came all the way back here
just for me?
517
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,200
I just feel so terrible
518
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,600
for everything I ever said
or did to you.
519
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,700
Well, gee, now, there must be
some way you can thank me.
520
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,700
You're right, Sam.
521
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,000
I think the time
has finally come.
522
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,300
Yeah.
523
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:23,100
You've waited long enough.
524
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Oh...
525
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,800
Oh, no.
526
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,600
That's funny.
527
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,200
Usually they pass out
afterwards.
528
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,900
No, no, no.
529
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,700
I am a gentleman.
530
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,900
But I may never
have this chance again.
531
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,800
( humming )
532
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,000
( laughing )
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