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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Get out.
- I just want to talk for a minute, okay?
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- That's all.
- There's nothing to talk about.
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- What...
- Go.
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It's a little setback, all right?
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- I can make it all right.
- A little setback?
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Are-are you kidding me?
You've ruined our lives.
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- All right.
- You destroyed us.
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No, no, you're being a
little overdramatic right now.
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Get the fuck out before I kill you.
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Baby, come on, come on.
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Take your shit and leave!
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All right! Okay. Jesus.
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- If I go...
- Go!
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- Yeah?
- Hey, it's, uh,
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- 536.
- 536.
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I got you minus 12 grand.
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Fucking Saints, am I right?
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- Yes, you are.
- I mean, you're gonna cover the spread.
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Just pull your panties
out of your ass and
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- take a knee.
- Okay, what do you like?
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- A three-game parlay.
- Go.
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K.C. minus six and a half.
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Uh... Browns/Ravens,
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first quarter under ten.
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And the Jags plus three and a half.
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Uh, hook's gonna cost you a buck 30.
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Really?
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Yeah, line moved about 20 minutes ago.
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Fuck.
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Okay. All right. Get
me down for a grand.
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All right, you lose, you're over.
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I'm gonna need to see you next week.
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Yeah. You don't like the play?
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Who cares what I like?
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It's just hard to get three
things right in the NFL.
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I like it.
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You're down. Good luck.
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Hi, honey.
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- We got a problem.
- Go.
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Go?
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I'm not one of your scumbag losers.
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What do you need?
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- $1,500.
- I just gave you three grand.
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- My Invisalign, hello.
- Why you doing that?
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I like your snaggletooth.
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Also, Anthony's tuition's due.
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A-At what point is his father
gonna kick in a few bucks?
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His father's in a psych ward
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- eating with a spork.
- Hang on.
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Yeah?
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Hey, it's 703.
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- Go, 703.
- How's your day going?
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Oh, life's a cabaret.
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- Go.
- Packers/Rams over 52.
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Titans plus six.
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Dime on each. It's all I got.
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- Thanks.
- All right,
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you're down. Good luck, 703.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I'll come by later.
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You know, if you let me
open up a checking account,
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I wouldn't have to bother you like this.
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Honey, what are the two
conditions I gave you
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before we got married?
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- No banks, no musicals.
- I love you.
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Goodbye.
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♪ What a fool believes... ♪
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All right, how'd we do?
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I didn't count it.
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He's usually good.
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♪ The power... ♪
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Do we have to listen to this?
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I like it, all right? Leave it alone.
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♪ What seems... ♪
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- The fuck?
- What?
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Money, it reeks.
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- Tell me that's not shit.
- That is shit.
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Son of a bitch wiped his ass with it.
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Or maybe he used it to scoop up dog poo.
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It's not dog poop. This is human poop.
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Oh, like you know the difference.
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Do dogs eat onions?
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Use your head.
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That motherfucker.
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Nothing pisses me off more than people.
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Roger that, 238. 100 bucks,
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Winnipeg on the puck line,
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and you want under on the grand salami.
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Smart. Good luck.
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You got that?
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Yeah, but, man, do we
have to listen to this?
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Would you stop complaining
and take in the message?
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Okay.
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Stewie Malenkovich. Eight large.
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That's a lot of green for a waiter.
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He's a maître d', and, yeah, it is.
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- Want me to take this?
- No, I got to go talk to him,
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bring his number down. Just hang out.
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♪ You can't remember your name
'cause there ain't no one ♪
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♪ For to give you no pain ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la... ♪
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Oh, hell no.
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- ♪ Just give me the paper... ♪
- Yeah, all right.
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- How you doing?
- We're not open yet.
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Yeah, I know. I'm looking
for a, uh, Stewie Malenkovich.
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He no longer works here.
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Shit. You know where I could find him?
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Sorry.
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Stewie?
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Is that you?
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Oh, my God, it is you.
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What the hell's going on?
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Please, not here.
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Is this like a Halloween thing?
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
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No, no, I'm just confused.
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If you must know, after
many heartbreaking years,
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- I've decided to live my truth.
- Your truth?
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So, question, does your
truth include paying the money
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you lost betting on the WNBA?
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Nobody bets on the girls.
I thought I had an edge.
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- Where's my money?
- I...
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I don't have it.
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Jesus...
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- The fuck?
- I know this is where
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you guys break legs and noses,
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but I spent a lot of
money to look pretty,
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and I'm not gonna let you mess it up!
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I wasn't gonna hit you.
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Liar!
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♪ Goodness gracious, the paper ♪
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♪ Where the cash at? ♪
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♪ Where the stash at... ♪
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How'd it go? Oh.
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Urgent care. You drive.
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What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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♪ One in the chamber, 32 in the clip ♪
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♪ Motherfuckers better strip ♪
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♪ Yeah, nigga, peel ♪
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♪ Before you find out how... ♪
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Shit makes me nervous.
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♪ You talk a good game. ♪
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You know, I can pop that
back in for you real quick.
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- No, thanks.
- You sure?
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When I was in the league,
man, dislocated finger
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was just a part of doing business.
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I-I-I prefer a medical professional.
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We used to straighten
them out for each other
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right in the huddle.
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Pass.
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Suit yourself.
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Probably need X-rays anyway.
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She kicked me in the ribs pretty good.
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- She?
- Yeah.
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Stewie's a girl now.
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No shit.
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Does Stewie identify as a girl?
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- How the fuck should I know?
- It's important these days.
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People are sensitive
about their pronouns.
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You punch me in the face, I get
to call you any pronoun I want.
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I'm just trying to point something out.
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- Point this.
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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You should be.
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The f...
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- Fuck!
- We're good.
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We're good.
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This is disgusting.
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Well, what do you want
from me? It's money.
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Smells like it was up somebody's ass.
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Oh, people don't trust banks.
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They keep their money
where they think it's safe.
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Oh, don't even. Ugh.
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What, you don't want it? Give it back.
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I didn't say that.
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You know what else you didn't say?
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"Oh, honey, who punched you in
the face and broke your finger?"
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You told me not to ask
about your business.
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You could express some compassion.
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I said "yikes" when you walked in.
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Never mind.
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Jesus, how did this become my life?
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Oh, really? You want to go there?
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You want to examine your
life pre-Danny Colavito?
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- Don't start with the...
- Yeah, the single mother
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slinging cocktails at Binion's
motherfucking Horseshoe,
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- graveyard shift.
- I was doing just fine.
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I had my dignity.
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- Oh, did you?
- Yeah.
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Because I remember on our second
date, you bursting into tears,
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begging me to take
you away from all this.
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I was crying because I realized
you were the best I could do.
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And you were probably right.
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What other idiot's gonna
buy you a three-bedroom house
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and set you up in some bullshit boutique
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selling God knows what the
fuck on Ventura Boulevard?
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It's an upscale gift
shop with offbeat gifts.
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It's a money pit that
I wash money through.
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- Oh, yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Then why does Selena Gomez
only buy her candles from me?
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Oh, I take it back. You sold
a candle to a crazy broad.
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So, Anthony, what are you?
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Some kind of a pirate or something?
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I'm Lavi From D.Gray-man.
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Lavi.
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Is D.Gray-man a TV show?
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It's a manga that also became an anime.
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- Oh.
- I love you!
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I have no idea what you just said.
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Come on, we got to go.
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- All right, kid, see you later.
- Bye, Ray.
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See you later, Lavi. Here's a 20.
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- Go have some fun.
- Thanks, Danny.
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Looking good.
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Ugh.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You want to buzz us in, Lorraine?
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What's the secret password?
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Not now, Lorraine.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Jesus, what happened to you?
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Your brother learned
about gender sensitivity.
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Here's the calls for today.
How's the online action?
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Busy. Thursday night's game is all K.C.
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All right, move the
line a half and, uh...
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we're writing off the Malenkovich debt.
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What? That's a big number, D.
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- Just write it off.
- Well, did you at least let Ray wind him up?
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I'm mostly a visual deterrent.
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Listen, the days of
breaking legs are over, okay?
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I'm not gonna do anything
that puts the cops on my ass.
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You're such a puss.
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A puss that doesn't need to join
the Aryan Nation to take a shower.
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Listen, let me just make a phone call.
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No, that's not how I do business.
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What kind of business
allows a guy to walk
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- on six grand?
- Eight grand.
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Every business. It's called shrinkage.
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Listen, all retail operators factor in
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losses due to shoplifting,
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bad checks, what have you.
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It's called shrinkage, look it up.
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I'll tell you what's shrinking.
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Don't. We're all thinking
it, that's enough.
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Fuck you both. Just write it off.
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Fine. Oh, I do have some good news.
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- Tell me.
- I found Charlie Sheen.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Where is that fuckwad?
- In Malibu.
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A rehab called Freedom
from Bondage House.
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- How'd you find him?
- TMZ. Paparazzi got a picture of him
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- walking in the back door.
- Let's roll.
255
00:10:57,101 --> 00:10:58,603
Just got to make a quick stop.
256
00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:00,063
I'm not waiting in the
car while you get laid.
257
00:11:00,104 --> 00:11:02,106
You're welcome.
258
00:11:09,781 --> 00:11:13,034
Yo, it's me. I got
two pounds ready to go.
259
00:11:13,117 --> 00:11:14,661
No, I'm not selling on consignment.
260
00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,454
You pay for it up front,
or grow your own shrooms.
261
00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:19,832
Train Town, Griffith
Park, one hour, bring cash.
262
00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:21,459
No, you can't Venmo me.
263
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,920
I'm not cutting your fucking hair.
264
00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:43,314
You know, I hope she appreciates
265
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,650
- what a wonderful grandson you are.
- She doesn't.
266
00:11:46,776 --> 00:11:48,485
Yo, what you need that for?
267
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,655
No offense, but are we
or are we not in the hood?
268
00:11:50,738 --> 00:11:52,115
Excuse me?
269
00:11:52,156 --> 00:11:54,492
But "hood" is short for "neighborhood,"
270
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,411
with an emphasis on "neighbor."
271
00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:59,497
What do you want from
me, Ray? I'm scared.
272
00:12:11,134 --> 00:12:13,052
Yo, NFL.
273
00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:15,013
You got old, man.
274
00:12:15,096 --> 00:12:16,723
You keep talking, and you won't.
275
00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,307
Look here,
276
00:12:18,349 --> 00:12:20,518
20 bucks, watch the truck.
277
00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:25,481
See, Danny, these are good kids, man.
278
00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:32,780
Yeah.
279
00:12:32,864 --> 00:12:34,532
They're the future.
280
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:39,037
Uh-huh. What you think, Grandma?
281
00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:40,997
50 inches,
282
00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:42,957
beautiful picture.
283
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,834
Is it hot?
284
00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:46,544
No.
285
00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:49,797
I don't care about no
TV. I want my house back.
286
00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:51,174
Can we please not do this now?
287
00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:54,635
See this? I used to live here.
288
00:12:54,719 --> 00:12:56,929
It's in a cul-de-sac in Brentwood.
289
00:12:57,013 --> 00:12:58,222
That's a nice part of town.
290
00:12:58,264 --> 00:13:00,224
I lived next door to Judd Apatow.
291
00:13:00,308 --> 00:13:02,560
Now look at me.
292
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:06,397
I live next door to an oil derrick.
293
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,566
I'm doing the best I can.
294
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,193
I want to go back to Brentwood.
295
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:11,944
And I want to get you back there,
296
00:13:12,028 --> 00:13:14,280
but I don't play football
anymore, and I can't afford it.
297
00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:17,200
You could play in Canada.
298
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,910
I broke my leg in
three different places.
299
00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:21,162
They had to airlift me
off the fucking field.
300
00:13:21,245 --> 00:13:23,748
Watch your fucking mouth.
301
00:13:23,831 --> 00:13:26,125
Just... I just need a little time.
302
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:28,336
I'm paying child support to Brook,
303
00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:30,296
to Janelle, to Sharise.
304
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,090
I'm doing everything I can.
305
00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,883
Everything but a vasectomy.
306
00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:37,762
What you laughing at, Mr. Mafioso?
307
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:39,430
Oh, I'm not mafioso.
308
00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:42,266
That's right. Mafiosos pay
off their grandma's house.
309
00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:44,686
They take care of the
people who raised them.
310
00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:48,147
I will not rest until I get
you back into a beautiful home.
311
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:50,274
Good.
312
00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:55,697
Hmm. Does this thing have HBO?
313
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,532
Just basic cable.
314
00:13:57,615 --> 00:14:01,577
How am I supposed to
see all that dragon shit?
315
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:05,832
I'll get on it.
316
00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:08,960
See that you do. And you...
317
00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:11,796
You look awful.
318
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,548
I know.
319
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:17,677
What?
320
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,471
"The dragon shit."
321
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,142
What the fuck?
322
00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:26,811
Yo, what happened to our car?
323
00:14:26,894 --> 00:14:28,312
Got repoed, man.
324
00:14:28,396 --> 00:14:30,815
But I was watching.
325
00:14:30,898 --> 00:14:32,525
Repoed?
326
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:35,028
Didn't you take that car in a trade?
327
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,613
Yeah, the Blue Book was
twice what he owed us.
328
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,490
Oh, man.
329
00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:43,161
- I guess we're taking your car.
- I can't.
330
00:14:43,244 --> 00:14:45,371
Grandma needs it to
go to water aerobics.
331
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:47,540
Are you kidding me? Does she have to?
332
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,375
Do you want to go back in there
333
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:52,253
and tell her she can't go?
334
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,215
What you doing?
335
00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,009
Uber. We got to get to Malibu.
336
00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:00,011
No, take a Lyft. Got a gift card.
337
00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:03,306
Really? Who gives you
a gift card for Lyft?
338
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,850
- You did, Danny.
- Oh.
339
00:15:05,892 --> 00:15:07,894
You're welcome.
340
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:14,067
The absence of Jesus is hate.
341
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,611
There is no love. Jesus is love.
342
00:15:16,694 --> 00:15:18,988
The absence of Jesus is hate.
343
00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:22,367
When you don't go to a
church where Jesus is,
344
00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:25,036
that's a place...
345
00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:35,213
♪ Shot clock, playa, we hit it... ♪
346
00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:37,924
Please don't be our ride.
347
00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:40,176
♪ Right with it, right in it ♪
348
00:15:40,218 --> 00:15:42,220
♪ It's 100% illegit ♪
349
00:15:42,303 --> 00:15:44,305
♪ We don't pacify, we rise. ♪
350
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:56,734
Lyft?
351
00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:58,235
Would anyone like a complimentary water?
352
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,570
I'm good.
353
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,451
Are you happy with this?
354
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,078
What do you want me to do?
355
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,373
Eh, you could start by
tightening the man spread.
356
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,585
You don't recognize me, do you?
357
00:16:14,627 --> 00:16:17,171
I can't really see from back here.
358
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:20,425
It's me, Hector. "Hector delivers."
359
00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:24,095
Oh, sure, the pot guy.
360
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,513
- Danny, right?
- Yeah.
361
00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:28,224
Your wife enjoyed...
362
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:30,852
Don't tell me.
363
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:32,562
Purple OG Kush.
364
00:16:32,603 --> 00:16:35,523
Shit. That saved my
marriage a couple of times.
365
00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:37,525
What the hell are you
driving a Lyft for?
366
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,110
Maybe you didn't notice.
367
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:40,445
The pendejos in
Sacramento legalized pot.
368
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:41,612
Put me out of business.
369
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,239
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
370
00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:44,615
Not as sorry as I am.
371
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,409
- You still running a book?
- Yeah.
372
00:16:46,451 --> 00:16:47,994
Well, then you're next.
373
00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:49,662
Only a matter of time before California
374
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,205
legalizes sports betting.
375
00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:53,624
Nah, the Indian casinos
will never let it happen.
376
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,710
Oh, sure, government
never fucks over Indians.
377
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:58,796
Hang on, excuse me one second.
378
00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:04,802
What are we stopping for?
379
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:07,597
Don't worry. I'm not on the clock.
380
00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:23,862
Oh!
381
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:39,420
Okay...
382
00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:41,339
Back on the clock.
383
00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:42,715
So, Danny,
384
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,425
what happened to your face?
385
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,101
♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
386
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:57,021
♪ And gettin' caught in the rain ♪
387
00:17:57,814 --> 00:18:00,608
♪ If you're not into yoga ♪
388
00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:03,361
♪ If you have half a brain ♪
389
00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:07,115
♪ If you like makin' love at midnight ♪
390
00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:10,618
♪ In the dunes on the cape... ♪
391
00:18:10,702 --> 00:18:11,953
Can you wait?
392
00:18:12,036 --> 00:18:14,664
- Your gift card.
- Be right back.
393
00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:16,833
♪ Write to me and escape... ♪
394
00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:24,424
Hi. Welcome to Freedom
from Bondage House.
395
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:25,550
How can I help you?
396
00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:27,051
We're here to see Charlie Sheen.
397
00:18:27,093 --> 00:18:29,387
Oh, I'm sorry, but
guests are not allowed.
398
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,473
Well, what about family? I'm his cousin,
399
00:18:32,557 --> 00:18:33,766
Danny Sheen.
400
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,060
Family is allowed on Family Day,
401
00:18:36,144 --> 00:18:38,062
which is the third
Sunday of every month.
402
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:41,441
That's not gonna work. Where is he?
403
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,735
I'm sorry, but I can't let you in.
404
00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:46,279
Fuck it, let's go find him.
405
00:18:46,362 --> 00:18:48,781
Security. Reception.
406
00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:55,330
Sorry, fellas, you can't come in.
407
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,874
I can't do this again. Ray?
408
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,877
- How much do you make an hour?
- What?
409
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:03,296
How much do you make? Ten, 12?
410
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:04,422
Fifteen.
411
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:06,382
Not bad.
412
00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,718
You get medical insurance?
413
00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,846
Have a nice day.
414
00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:16,642
Hi, I'm Ashley. I'm an alcoholic,
415
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,269
a drug addict, a sex addict,
416
00:19:18,353 --> 00:19:20,480
and I have an eating disorder.
417
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:22,065
Hi, Ashley.
418
00:19:22,106 --> 00:19:24,442
Excuse me, guys, um, has
anybody here seen Charlie Sheen?
419
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:26,402
- Who?
- No? No Charlie?
420
00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:28,112
As you were.
421
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:35,703
Just gonna... take a mini muffin.
422
00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,166
You see what's-her-name
back there, the porn star?
423
00:19:40,249 --> 00:19:41,709
I did.
424
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:43,961
Ever notice there's no
porn supporting actors?
425
00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:46,964
- They're all stars.
- Everybody's a quarterback.
426
00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:59,811
Excuse me. You seen Charlie Sheen?
427
00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:00,937
Who?
428
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:04,107
He was in Two and a Half Men.
429
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:06,484
Sitcom.
430
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,486
Never mind.
431
00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:11,239
Hold on, hold on. Have some compassion.
432
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,784
That's a beautiful view.
433
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:18,246
What is that, Catalina?
434
00:20:18,329 --> 00:20:22,041
That's got to help.
435
00:20:24,544 --> 00:20:27,005
Okay, think good thoughts.
436
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,466
Eugene, it's on you.
437
00:20:30,508 --> 00:20:32,260
Fifty.
438
00:20:33,846 --> 00:20:34,846
Call.
439
00:20:34,847 --> 00:20:37,807
- Angus?
- And... 50.
440
00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:39,017
Oh, someone's feeling lucky.
441
00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,518
I don't need luck to beat you.
442
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:43,813
What happened to this kid?
443
00:20:43,855 --> 00:20:45,356
He used to be so cute.
444
00:20:45,398 --> 00:20:46,691
He gruesome.
445
00:20:48,609 --> 00:20:51,029
Hey, there's my guy.
446
00:20:51,112 --> 00:20:54,073
Oh, shit. Danny.
447
00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:55,700
Ray.
448
00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:56,909
Jesus, what happened to you?
449
00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,537
Little scuffle. No big deal.
450
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,414
You should see the other girl.
451
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:05,043
So, what-what-what-what brings you here?
452
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:08,421
What kind of question is that?
We were concerned about you.
453
00:21:08,504 --> 00:21:11,174
Oh, you thought that...
No, no, no, no, I am,
454
00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:14,177
I'm clean as a whistle.
I just run a game here.
455
00:21:15,386 --> 00:21:16,846
In a rehab?
456
00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:19,849
Yeah. There's no guns,
the food is terrific,
457
00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:22,852
and there's ample parking.
458
00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:25,688
Could we talk to you for a minute?
459
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,732
Of course.
460
00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:29,734
Deal me out.
461
00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:36,032
How'd you find this place?
462
00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:37,909
Oh, I've gotten sober here many times.
463
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,203
It's a wonderful program.
The owner's a buddy.
464
00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:42,622
- He lets me rent the room.
- Nice.
465
00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,082
So, what's it cost to get the cure here?
466
00:21:44,123 --> 00:21:46,417
Last time I got a nudge from the judge?
467
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:48,252
About 75 grand a month.
468
00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:49,837
I'm in the wrong business.
469
00:21:49,921 --> 00:21:52,548
You know, that's not too
far off how much you owe us.
470
00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:55,677
Really? 'Cause I-I-I had it lower.
471
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,595
You had it wrong.
472
00:21:57,637 --> 00:21:58,930
Come on.
473
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,182
You know me, I'm always good for it.
474
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:02,558
Are you?
475
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,935
'Cause I seem to recall
476
00:22:03,976 --> 00:22:05,937
having to push your Maybach off a cliff.
477
00:22:05,978 --> 00:22:07,438
You didn't push shit.
478
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,898
Ray pushed it.
479
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,608
It was an S-Class.
480
00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:11,943
Who cares? I swear,
481
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,319
you will get your money.
482
00:22:13,403 --> 00:22:15,822
I am, I am this close to being a judge
483
00:22:15,905 --> 00:22:17,281
on Japan's Got Talent.
484
00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:19,492
Oh, terrific. What
kind of watch is that?
485
00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:21,494
This? Oh, this-this is...
486
00:22:21,577 --> 00:22:23,287
a cheap knockoff. Garbage.
487
00:22:23,329 --> 00:22:25,623
- Let me see it.
- Danny, come on.
488
00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:27,000
- It's-it's junk.
- Ray?
489
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,751
All right, whoa, whoa, whoa.
490
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,753
Slow down. Take it easy.
491
00:22:30,795 --> 00:22:33,881
Look at me, visually deterring.
492
00:22:36,175 --> 00:22:39,137
- Richard "Milly"?
- Ah, it's actually Richard Mille.
493
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,973
Richard Mille.
494
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:44,308
That's a douche way to say it.
495
00:22:44,392 --> 00:22:45,685
Google this, please.
496
00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:47,145
Wi-Fi password?
497
00:22:47,186 --> 00:22:49,397
- "Serenity."
- Of course it is.
498
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,942
It's, uh, M-I-L-L-E.
499
00:22:54,986 --> 00:22:57,405
You talk to that Jon Cryer much?
500
00:22:57,488 --> 00:22:59,282
Not for a long time, no.
501
00:22:59,324 --> 00:23:00,867
He was a hoot.
502
00:23:02,493 --> 00:23:03,786
He's my favorite.
503
00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:06,497
It was really more an ensemble show.
504
00:23:06,539 --> 00:23:08,166
Son of a bitch.
505
00:23:08,249 --> 00:23:12,337
- What?
- That thing is 150 grand, used.
506
00:23:12,378 --> 00:23:15,006
Charlie, I thought we were friends.
507
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,550
We are friends, but I only owe you 75.
508
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:20,345
- Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
- Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
509
00:23:20,386 --> 00:23:23,348
What if I make this right
with some baseball memorabilia?
510
00:23:23,389 --> 00:23:25,183
Guys, guys,
511
00:23:25,266 --> 00:23:28,895
I've got Babe Ruth's autopsy report.
512
00:23:28,978 --> 00:23:30,730
- Stop.
- Okay.
513
00:23:30,813 --> 00:23:32,899
Okay, uh, uh, how about the hat
514
00:23:32,982 --> 00:23:35,860
Barry Bonds wore when he
had a regular-sized head?
515
00:23:37,403 --> 00:23:38,529
Are you done?
516
00:23:38,613 --> 00:23:40,531
Yeah.
517
00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:42,533
Listen.
518
00:23:42,617 --> 00:23:44,661
I like you.
519
00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:46,120
I really do.
520
00:23:46,204 --> 00:23:48,498
And I admire how you
turned your life around.
521
00:23:48,539 --> 00:23:51,167
Well, thank you, thank you.
I have been working very hard,
522
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:52,877
you know. I-It's all about the journey.
523
00:23:52,919 --> 00:23:55,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa, enough.
524
00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:58,549
I'm gonna tell you something
525
00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,843
I never told a client ever.
526
00:24:01,719 --> 00:24:03,054
I'm listening.
527
00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:05,556
You shouldn't bet on sports.
528
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,475
You shouldn't bet on anything.
529
00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:11,729
I mean, if someone's giving
you odds that Wednesday
530
00:24:11,771 --> 00:24:15,066
follows Tuesday, you
say, "Nah, I'm good."
531
00:24:15,108 --> 00:24:19,028
But, Danny, it's all I got left.
532
00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:22,907
I understand, but nevertheless,
for a guy like you,
533
00:24:22,991 --> 00:24:25,243
no bueno.
534
00:24:25,284 --> 00:24:27,745
Okay. I hear you.
535
00:24:27,829 --> 00:24:30,039
I appreciate your concern, and...
536
00:24:30,081 --> 00:24:31,374
I'm gonna take it to heart.
537
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,418
Good.
538
00:24:33,459 --> 00:24:35,253
Let's go.
539
00:24:42,927 --> 00:24:45,054
Hey. What was that all about?
540
00:24:45,096 --> 00:24:47,265
I need a new bookie.
541
00:24:54,981 --> 00:24:56,274
What am I missing?
542
00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:59,110
Thing tells time, whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
543
00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:00,820
If you don't like it, let me wear it.
544
00:25:00,903 --> 00:25:02,071
No.
545
00:25:02,113 --> 00:25:03,948
Hey, buddy.
546
00:25:04,032 --> 00:25:06,075
We need another pitcher
of the margaritas.
547
00:25:06,117 --> 00:25:07,535
With Don Julio?
548
00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:09,579
We'll take the cheap
shit on the second pass.
549
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:10,997
You got it.
550
00:25:12,415 --> 00:25:13,791
So,
551
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,084
here's what I don't understand.
552
00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:16,753
Pot's off the table,
553
00:25:16,794 --> 00:25:20,381
why don't you switch to
selling other drugs, you know?
554
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:23,343
Like crystal meth. Kids
still like that, right?
555
00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:26,637
You seen what crystal meth
does to people's teeth?
556
00:25:26,721 --> 00:25:28,139
I got a brother who's a dentist.
557
00:25:28,181 --> 00:25:30,433
He showed me pictures.
Can't be a part of that.
558
00:25:30,475 --> 00:25:31,642
Oh.
559
00:25:31,726 --> 00:25:33,436
That's... that's noble.
560
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:35,772
I don't know about noble, but
at least I can sleep at night.
561
00:25:35,813 --> 00:25:37,732
After I smoke a bowl, rub one out.
562
00:25:41,986 --> 00:25:44,530
Oh, I got to do a toast.
563
00:25:44,614 --> 00:25:46,157
To a shitty day
564
00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,326
that turned into a really great day.
565
00:25:48,368 --> 00:25:50,870
- Hear, hear. Ah.
- Salud. Salud.
566
00:25:50,953 --> 00:25:52,497
You mind if I sit in the front seat?
567
00:25:52,538 --> 00:25:53,915
Be my guest.
568
00:25:53,998 --> 00:25:55,166
Not that I didn't enjoy our inadvertent
569
00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:56,751
dry hump in the back.
570
00:25:56,834 --> 00:25:58,169
Hey, just get your ass in the car.
571
00:25:58,211 --> 00:25:59,462
Give me the watch.
572
00:26:00,546 --> 00:26:02,131
Oh, fuck.
573
00:26:02,173 --> 00:26:03,675
Come on, give me the fucking watch.
574
00:26:03,716 --> 00:26:05,468
And if I don't, are you
really gonna shoot me?
575
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,178
It's not worth it, Danny.
Just give him the watch.
576
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,554
But what about our bad day
turning into a good day?
577
00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:10,515
Don't make me fucking kill you, man.
578
00:26:10,598 --> 00:26:11,683
Shit.
579
00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:13,601
What're you doing, Ray?
580
00:26:13,685 --> 00:26:14,686
Yeah, what're you doing?
581
00:26:14,769 --> 00:26:15,978
Protecting the quarterback.
582
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,105
- What?
- Throw the ball, Danny.
583
00:26:17,188 --> 00:26:20,024
- What?
- Throw the ball.
584
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,359
Oh.
585
00:26:25,863 --> 00:26:27,865
Anything?
586
00:26:27,907 --> 00:26:29,867
You hit him once.
587
00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:31,160
Oh, Jesus.
588
00:26:31,202 --> 00:26:32,578
We got to get out of here.
589
00:26:44,591 --> 00:26:49,591
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