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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,040 Based on many real events. 1 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,840 Any resemblance to living or deceased persons is not or deceased persons is not always purely coincidental. 2 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,360 You have probably heard 3 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,600 that the flapping of a butterfly's wings 4 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,680 can cause a storm on the other side of the world. 5 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,800 This is also the story of a butterfly. 6 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,640 But in reality, it never flapped its wings. 7 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,120 But first, I have to tell you about all these idiots 8 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,800 that I have to deal with here every day. 9 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,520 This guy here: Junior. 10 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,320 He likes to smoke pot while working. 11 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,920 And later he will tell us that he has a prescription from Dr. Burgener 12 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,320 for his fear of heights. 13 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Bullshit. 14 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,520 Everyone knows he just likes to smoke firecrackers. 15 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,880 But to work with big equipment, 16 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,400 this thing is really not recommended. 17 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,640 What did you do, you little prick? Did you smoke a joint again? 18 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,000 And here, in the super car, is me... Bax. 19 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,800 If I hadn't slept in it all week 20 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,960 and if I'd had a haircut, I would look a little better. 21 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,000 But hey... crime never sleeps. 22 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,640 June, come to my office immediately! 23 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,000 And you must know something else. 24 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,640 If you want something twisted to happen to happen one day, 25 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,720 we'll probably run into each other. 26 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,040 ...looking for a suspect on the Internet .. 27 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,960 or Gerda will hit the bull's eye during her shooting practice? 28 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,880 Still according to our motto: a friendly cop is a respected cop. 29 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,520 I don't know what's wrong with you. That's just great. 30 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,520 Your local police officer. 31 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,840 Yeah, I don't know if he'll like the "cop" thing. 32 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,600 It's young and sassy, 33 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,280 and Dad really wants to attract young people with this TikTok. 34 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,600 Hey... Little tiger. 35 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,240 You've given it your all again. 36 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,760 But Bax... can he really drive that well? 37 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Hey, you know him, he still thinks this is a Hollywood movie. 38 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,040 Why don't we go for a beer together after work? 39 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,520 It probably wouldn't hurt. Kiss. 40 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 See you later. 41 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,680 - Hello Mike! - Good morning Mrs. Lötscher. 42 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,160 Fucking cop. 43 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,960 Damn, that damn knee. 44 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,640 Hey, you won't believe what just happened. 45 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,680 I just went to see the chief... 46 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,080 No... Wait a minute... 47 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,800 I'm supposed to get her some weed for ten thousand bucks. 48 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 No... I swear to God. 49 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,960 ...money from hand to hand. 50 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,880 Fricker doesn't know the market price. 51 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,440 Ah, five thousand profit for us! 52 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,160 Ah, I'm telling you, baby, 53 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,720 with this money we can finally produce our rap album. 54 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,000 Yes, I know, we need a pilot. 55 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,000 I've been on their trail for over two months now. 56 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,160 They're taking the goods across the border... 57 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,800 Here one of twenty, there one of fifty, 58 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,000 but now they want the big pots. 59 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,440 I knew it stank in here... 60 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,600 Why don't you discuss it with him... precisely...? 61 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,680 It's crazy, isn't it? 62 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,400 No, I saw it on the news... 63 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,160 I'm in Valais right now. 64 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,800 Nothing important... Internal investigations. 65 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,760 In a small police station. 66 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,880 The Valais, my goodness. 67 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,960 Did you call him? 68 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,360 He should be back the day after tomorrow. Yes, exactly... 69 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,560 And if not, you call, OK? 70 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,280 Hi Erasmo... 71 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,920 This is a place for the disabled! 72 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,880 Listen... in Valais they call it parking for people with special needs. 73 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,000 And I have... I have a specific need at this moment. 74 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,720 Ah... And I'm a cop. 75 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,000 Do you want to be there when Frängi is chasing the criminals? 76 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,320 When will Bax set a new record in in the driving course? 77 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,880 When will Peter search for a suspect on the Internet? 78 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,240 Or when Gerda hits the bull's eye during her shooting practice? 79 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 For safety on the streets and in the countryside... 80 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,320 ...and in the mountains. 81 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,600 And I hunt criminals. 82 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:41,360 Gerda... 83 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,560 I've got them, these junkies! 84 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,400 Look, I really... I really got them... 85 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,080 Don't you understand that I need a little distance? 86 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,560 Gerda... It's not about us. It's strictly business. 87 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,160 It's something for the history books. 88 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,240 Hey, one more time... 89 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,080 You always see the next big thing in everything... 90 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,720 I'm working with Frängi now. 91 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,880 Finally understand this! 92 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,160 Frank Cina. 93 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,840 IQ somewhere between the 30 zone and downtown... 94 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,680 Likes women in bikinis and guns. 95 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,240 That's why he's already slept with all the women in the station. 96 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,880 Except for my ex. 97 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,120 Gerda. It's just like I said... 98 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,000 The goods are going through the border and they are... 99 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,400 Hush. 100 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,640 Yes... 101 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,800 Gerda thinks I'm too impulsive and that I haven't done enough for our relationship... 102 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,040 Damn platitudes. 103 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,920 I just don't think she believes enough in us. 104 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,760 Because good cops sometimes have to to go beyond their limits. 105 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,520 Your cantonal police officer. 106 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,800 A good cop must sometimes go beyond his limits? 107 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,760 Yeah? Yeah? I was thinking about the kids... 108 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,520 Cop!? I never want to hear that word again. 109 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,800 I really don't understand how how any of you could have such a crazy idea. 110 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,920 A good policeman knows his limits 111 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,280 and does not exceed them. 112 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,360 Never. 113 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,400 But the plans are great. 114 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,040 Well, not all of them... And the ones taken from the sky!... 115 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,240 Incredible, what we can do today. Well done, Pirmin. 116 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:08,040 Yes, in fact, the aerial shots were taken by Patrick with a drone. 117 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,400 Really good, Patrick. Do you like it here? 118 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,640 Patrick. 119 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,680 Our new intern from Zurich. 120 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,080 In addition to his amusing dialect, 121 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,360 he has a kind of tongue-clicking sound. In other words, 122 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,880 when he speaks... 123 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,440 That's why we call him Butterfly. 124 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,200 Well, that's great so far. 125 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,720 I've been well received. It's a... 126 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,120 Oh dear, here we go again. 127 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,440 Fortunately, it's Pirmin who has to take care of this guy. 128 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,320 ...and I wanted to thank you again personally. 129 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,200 OK. Thank you. 130 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,120 Edit this for me then post it on TikTak. 131 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,920 We have, for a few more days, 132 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,880 a special guest here at the station. 133 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,960 Ms. Brotz. 134 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:47,040 Miss Brotz is here in Valais on behalf of the the federal police to carry out some investigations. 135 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,920 She will be in room E2, 136 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,000 phone 74. 137 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,160 So... remember: 138 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,800 "You never get a second chance to make a good first impression!" 139 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,120 Miss Brotz... 140 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,800 Thank you very much, Chief Biffiger. 141 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,360 Actually, everything has been said. 142 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,320 Fedpol makes sporadic routine visits to various local police to various local police units. 143 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,280 The day after tomorrow, this should be over... 144 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,720 I will certainly be in contact... with some of you... 145 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,440 I've already had this pleasure with some of you... 146 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,440 I look forward to working with you. 147 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,080 Thank you. 148 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,120 Peter. Your package from the Forestry Commission. 149 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,720 ...Frängi... they got you again. 150 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,760 Twenty too many? 151 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,280 You could have been a little more beautiful, Gerda... 152 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,840 I told you there was a radar detector. 153 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,920 Bax has already been caught three times on this turn. 154 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,120 I heard that it's not only that you're going too fast on the curve. 155 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,680 Every time a cop gets flashed, 156 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,200 he has to put money in the piggy bank, 157 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,720 and when it's full, we have a speed party. 158 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,760 This year we went to the Finges woods 159 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,240 and yes, it got a little... out of hand. 160 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,080 Shh. You don't have to rub his nose in it... 161 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,040 Why do you think she's here? 162 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,840 I told you: 163 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,360 What happened in the Finges woods will remain in the Finges woods. 164 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,240 Hey, look at his XING profile. 165 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,600 She originally trained as a cook, 166 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,440 then a training in applied psychology in Fribourg, 167 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,520 obtained a master's degree at Princeton... 168 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,880 and now she has opened a podiatry practice in Bad Ragaz. 169 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,600 Peter... It's not her.... 170 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,320 Her hair is completely different. 171 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,000 But there is a certain resemblance... 172 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,760 Fedpol is not recruiting for the Edeweiss team, are you? 173 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,400 The special unit? 174 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,280 Yes, what else? The ones we call when something important happens. 175 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,320 Bomb threat, hostage situation, 176 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,000 ten kilos of coke. 177 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,000 The cream of the crop. 178 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,120 Then you already know she's not here because of YOU. 179 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,080 Why don't you shut up, Frängi. 180 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,600 Bax. 181 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,360 Can you still use your hand...? 182 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,200 To jerk off, it's difficult... 183 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,200 but it's just enough to hit you in the face a few times... 184 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,320 Bax, in my office. 185 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,800 And get Ms. Brotz a coffee! 186 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Jesus Mary. 187 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,800 Listen... He provoked me... 188 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,320 and now he's going out with Gerda, 189 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,800 he takes full advantage of it. 190 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,520 When will you be back at the bowling alley? 191 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,640 Do you know that the Valais trophy is in three weeks. 192 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,520 The Albins have brought in a Russian. Olga Petrinova. 193 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,600 She was a Russian national bowler... 194 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,200 They shoved $50,000 up her ass, 195 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,120 gave him an apartment, tax breaks. 196 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,320 If things go on like this, we'll never get the trophy. 197 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,120 Listen. You better... 198 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,240 take some distance from Gerda. 199 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,640 Now you too are getting into it with this shit... 200 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,360 The doctor says I just have to wait six more weeks... 201 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,360 But he also said that maybe I should go see a psychologist. 202 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,800 Yes. 203 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,240 Anyway, I'm always busy with these junkies. 204 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,520 You'd better leave those two drug dealers alone. 205 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,840 What? No! No! I'm about to make a breakthrough! 206 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,000 This morning they transferred ten thousand francs. 207 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,760 FINISH! Stop. I don't want to hear any more about it. 208 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,000 - Diego. - This is not the right time. 209 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,400 But I feel it. Now is the right time. 210 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,520 As long as the Fedpol lady is here, 211 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,040 you'll keep your ass in a chair. 212 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,280 - That's an order. - Why is that? 213 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,520 It's good if something happens when she's here. 214 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,920 Internal investigations are never a good sign. 215 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,960 We have to keep our heads down and not attract attention. 216 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,440 It was a gift from my wife. 217 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,840 If I had kept my nose clean at the time. 218 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,320 You wouldn't be sitting there now. 219 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,640 Rappaz was a great shot back in the day. 220 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:28,800 Fifty tons of hemp. 221 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,000 Six years of parole. 222 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,760 And I found out everything. 223 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,000 Diego just surfed my wave, actually, from corporal to captain. 224 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,360 Lucky guess, I'd say. 225 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,720 You know, Bax... in Valais, 226 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,760 a case like Rappaz happens only once every hundred years. 227 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,920 You were still young. A young hound. 228 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,040 You smelled of blood. 229 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,640 But the times have changed. 230 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,000 In the old days... they still let us do things... 231 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,840 Fedpol didn't show up as soon as we 232 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,160 was having a speed party. 233 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,000 Excuse me, I'm looking for the tape of the zebra song. 234 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,760 - Is it at your place? - Ah. Exactly... 235 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:01,920 Bax, Pirmin, 236 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,040 in the afternoon you will do the road safety training together. 237 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,000 What? 238 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,320 Hey, I'm a cop... not a babysitter... 239 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,000 ...and I have enough to do with Patrick... 240 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 With this one... 241 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,360 That's enough. Otherwise you can wash the cars. 242 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,240 And take Patrick with you. So he can see how it's done. 243 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,800 Bax, 244 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,280 keep your nose clean! 245 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,680 If you ever want to sit here. 246 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,200 You have to learn to deal with situations like this. 247 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,080 Make sure he doesn't mess up. 248 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,640 Salvatore? 249 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,920 ... Of course, it tells us "no stop until the final destination". 250 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,120 while he rests at... 251 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,160 Osteria Francescana: Fresh fish, 252 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:03,240 carne cruda, tramezzini, lasagne... 253 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,000 How can you work if your mind is at a standstill? 254 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:13,000 Your underdeveloped brain only needs a quarter of the energy of mine. 255 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,040 Oh. You haven't said a word since Milan. 256 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,000 And since when are you interested in Machiavelli? 257 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,360 I started reading once too... 258 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,720 It's quite complicated... 259 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,840 We are almost there! 260 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,120 Yes, it's damn hard to find a good to find a good pilot. 261 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,760 I'm out... 262 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,760 ...and I leaned against the car. 263 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,600 Where's that piece of shit? 264 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,960 He's coming... 265 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,200 We just have to be cool now. 266 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,520 I'm fucking cool! 267 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,280 But I wonder how you're gonna handle me 268 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,000 when I have to wait for people. 269 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,840 It should be the other way around. 270 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,640 Should people wait for me? 271 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,160 This one. Valmira... wants to become a German rapper. 272 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,160 Spent a few months in prison, would have poked someone's eye out 273 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,200 who pushed her onto a bumper car. 274 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,800 Romi, Claudi... they know how to manage. 275 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,000 They went to a school for that in St. Gallen... 276 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240 WOW. Fantastic. 277 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,080 They know how to assert themselves 278 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,720 and even go to the gym. 279 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,400 Maybe I'd better check with them. 280 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,960 Hey, what's the make of your car? 281 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,160 Fiat Panda... Why? 282 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,920 Sit in the Panda, tickets make money. 283 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,440 Tomorrow Gucci, Prada, Roli, Rararri 284 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,080 Ready to go? 285 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,640 I don't know. 286 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,000 Oh, come on. Forget the mustache. 287 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,400 So far I've only made the coffee and changed the ink cartridges. 288 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,080 We both know you're overqualified 289 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,880 and I have a really good sense of talent. 290 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520 When I watch the talent shows on TV, 291 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,200 I always know who is going to win. 292 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,280 Pietro Lombardi? 293 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,720 Before he opened his mouth, I knew he was going to win. 294 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,320 But I can't even speak Valais German. 295 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,680 You don't meet them either just for a coffee. 296 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:50,600 You come in and say: "Hi, everybody, I'm Butterfly, I'm the pilot." 297 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,200 Say it. 298 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,280 Salute, everybody, me butterfly, me pilot. 299 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,160 Hi, everybody, I am Papillon, I am the pilot. 300 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,440 I am Papillon, I am the pilot. 301 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,600 Again. 302 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,800 - Hi, everybody... - Salute, everybody... 303 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,000 ... I'm Butterfly... I'm the pilot. 304 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,440 - Hi, everybody. - Hi everyone. 305 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,880 Hi, with U at the end. 306 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,200 Hi, everyone. - U, U, U 307 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,720 Hi everyone. I am Butterfly, I am the pilot. 308 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,840 - I am the pilot. - I am the pilot. 309 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,040 Yeah. There you go. 310 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,360 You're a natural talent. I told you that. 311 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,920 Let's go back to Rappaz. 312 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,600 I was your age and I almost shit my pants too... 313 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,120 but look where I am now, what I've accomplished. 314 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,080 You can do it too. 315 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,240 Really? 316 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,400 Yes. 317 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,200 You are my little Pietro Lombardi. 318 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,200 Give me your shank. 319 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,360 Eh? 320 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,160 Your leg. 321 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,040 Patty Schnyder! 322 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,440 But Bax... I've never fired a gun... 323 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,400 I didn't even go to my first shooting class. 324 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,120 Look, this is just a precaution, 325 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,160 these two aren't very smart... You're safe. 326 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,520 And if anything should happen, we are connected. 327 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,280 Control, control... 328 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,800 What I didn't tell him: 329 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,200 she has a criminal record like a phone book. 330 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,720 For everyone under 12 years old. 331 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,320 In the past, the telephone directories contained all the numbers. 332 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,080 Huge stuff. 333 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,320 And remember. 334 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,800 My future is in your hands. 335 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,320 So don't screw it up. 336 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,200 Close the door. It's cold. 337 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,920 Relax. You can do it. 338 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,640 He was stirring the gas... 339 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,440 I think that's him. 340 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,640 Now you say it: 341 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,760 Hello, I'm Butterfly. 342 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,320 I am the pilot. 343 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,360 What the hell! 344 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,120 What's up? 345 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,120 You can see from a mile away that he has Asperger's syndrome... 346 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,880 Or what? Are you a fucking cop? 347 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,640 No... I'm the pilot... 348 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,160 Yes, great... great. 349 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 A little Asperger's never hurts hurt anyone. 350 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,760 Especially when he comes to steal. 351 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,000 He has the most experience. 4.5 out of 5 stars! 352 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,200 Smetterling69. A little Photoshop, 353 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,640 then posted on Silk Road and those idiots booked it. 354 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,880 Sit down. 355 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,280 Sit down 356 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,360 and stay cool. 357 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,800 How many can you take like that? 358 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800 Say something like: Three kilos. 359 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,960 Like three kilos... 360 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,080 Ragazzi, everything okay? 361 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,040 What can I bring you? 362 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,400 Order anything. I don't care. 363 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,160 Say: apple spritzer. 364 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,640 One apple spritzes, please. 365 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,000 APPLE SPRITZER! APPLE SPRITZER! 366 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,320 Apple spritzes 367 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,880 He even has a speech impediment, right? 368 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,600 Is everything okay? Did you like the pizza? 369 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,160 - Great. - Of course. Very good. Thank you. 370 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,920 - Can we pay now? - Of course. 371 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,360 Look at them more seriously. Look at them with anger. Go on. 372 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,040 Now ask what it is about. 373 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,120 - What is it about? Uh, what's this about? 374 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,160 Shit, that was just... 375 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,000 Two cents for the flight. That's all you need to know. 376 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,880 What? 377 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,280 Ask WHAT it is! 378 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,360 We need to know exactly what it is. 379 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,920 We need to... EXACTLY? 380 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,520 NOT US. I need to know exactly. 381 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,000 I need to know exactly. 382 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,720 What should I carry? 383 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,120 Yes, exactly. 384 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,800 A little more of this. 385 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,920 - What is this? - What's this? 386 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,120 What is it? 387 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,400 Butterfly. I need this on CASSETTE! 388 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,880 Careful. Attention. Tuesday Frängi's pizzas. 389 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,120 Which pizza do you want? 390 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,000 - We need this on cass... - NOOON! 391 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,160 What's up? 392 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,280 What should I carry? 393 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,640 You'll see it when the time comes. 394 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,920 Butterfly. Make an effort. What do they want to carry? 395 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,200 This is Biffiger. A Quattro Stagione... 396 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,640 What is this? 397 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,720 Ask again. I need to know! 398 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,680 This is Peter. One Pizza Diavolo Extra Hot. 399 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,240 Shit, shit... 400 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,720 So, what do you think? 401 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,600 Passing three kilos in the air? 402 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,960 Frängi, cancel! Now! Abort! 403 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,040 Immediately! 404 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,400 Ah, damn it! 405 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,240 Hello? I'm talking to you. 406 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Fucking cops. 407 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,680 Frängi! Hey Frängi! 408 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,920 Damn, damn. 409 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,240 Frängi... tell him extra mozzarella. 410 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,320 - Yes, yes. YES, YES. OK! - Thank you. 411 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,880 Psst... Frängi! 412 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:01,880 Come on over here. 413 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,960 What the hell do you want? 414 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,680 Don't go into the restaurant! 415 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,840 You're really a mega-harasser... Gerda, look! 416 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,560 I really can't stand that guy anymore. 417 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,520 Listen to this, 418 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,520 let me get the pizzas. 419 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,640 No way! It's Frängi's pizza Tuesday. 420 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,960 No, wait. 421 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,920 You can take some tomorrow for me. 422 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,240 This is not Frängi's pizza Wednesday. 423 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,200 This is Frängi's pizza Tuesday. 424 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,000 And it's sacred for our colleagues. 425 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,520 - They need to... - I pay! 426 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,560 Make sure mine is with enough bacon and onions. 427 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,400 And that's still Frängi's pizza Tuesday! Got it? 428 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,520 What does it matter? 429 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,040 Hey, Bax... 430 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,760 Looking for Rappaz? 431 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,280 Not now, Ludi! 432 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,000 Pinotti. Can you make the pizzas now, please? 433 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,000 I'm coming... 434 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,640 It's busy! 435 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,960 Meow. 436 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,680 Shit. 437 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,360 Yes, of course, you can say it was a stupid idea 438 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,200 to send the trainee on such an important mission... 439 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,160 but I... ...we always say: 440 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,560 You can't learn to swim by standing at the edge of the the pool. 441 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,600 Fucking guy. 442 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,160 Why didn't you check the weather forecast? 443 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,800 And look at my new Balenciaga. 444 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,680 Do you know how much they cost? 445 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,200 The drone is back in Swiss airspace. 446 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,960 I told you he had it in him. Great! 447 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,760 Mhmm... 448 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720 Butterfly, 449 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,280 all is well? 450 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,840 Porcha Droja! 451 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,800 Imbecile! My book! 452 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,720 What was that? 453 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,240 But what are you doing? 454 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,400 Salvatore said: NO STOP! 455 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,240 I go on without you! 456 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,000 Dirty bastard! 457 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,680 Oops! 458 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,840 What do you mean, oops? 459 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Actually, the light should be green... 460 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,240 Dude, what does that actually mean? 461 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,520 Given the precarious weather conditions, 462 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,200 he may have initiated an automated safety landing. 463 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:15,240 Dude. There's 10,000 worth of fucking of merchandise on there! 464 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,720 What are you waiting for? Go get it! 465 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,640 The drone must be stuck somewhere up in the trees. 466 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720 Yes, Patrick. It's Pirmin again. 467 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,240 Call me back as soon as possible. 468 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,440 I just want to know where you are. 469 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,720 Call me back. 470 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,000 Damn it. 471 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,000 Road safety training? 472 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,000 Yes. Enjoy your meal! 473 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,040 Thank you. 474 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,880 - By the way, they made a nice video. - Thank you... 475 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,760 Is there 476 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,200 video recordings of your of your company outing in the Finges woods? 477 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,440 - Send the video... - What, you filmed? 478 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,280 Uh... 479 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,320 No... Not that I know of. 480 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,000 Too bad... 481 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,160 ah, tell the trainee to come back to me when you see him... 482 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,000 OK. 483 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,520 Bax, we're late. The kids are already waiting! 484 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,560 I can't go to this fucking traffic safety training. 485 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,720 - What's that? - Pizza? 486 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,880 No. This. 487 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,960 What does it look like? A mustache. 488 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,200 Today is Frängi's pizza Tuesday, isn't it? 489 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,760 No! It's Bax's Pizza Tuesday... 490 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,680 And now stop pissing me off. 491 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,720 I'm going to eat my prosciutto mascarpone. 492 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,800 What is this shit? 493 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,200 Well, we have to continue... Let's go. 494 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,520 Dude, what do you mean by "stay calm"? 495 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,880 We wanted to use the money to produce a rap video. She'll kill me if we... 496 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,640 No... but... 497 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,400 You remember what I said at the beginning about the butterfly effect. 498 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,800 I really felt like 499 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,520 that we were going to get the next big thing with our intern. 500 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,960 To be once again... ...on the front page. 501 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,040 I could finally prove to Gerda that I still have it in me. 502 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,920 Hi, this is Patrick Künzler. 503 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,040 I'm not available at the moment, 504 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,640 but you can leave a message... 505 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,080 ...after the beep. 506 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,360 I will call you back as soon as possible. 507 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,000 Bye-bye. 508 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,400 But yes, about Smetterling. 509 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,120 Maybe I expected a little too much from an intern. 510 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,920 If you want to know how Pirmin and I 511 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,000 did the road safety training 512 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,520 and what Martina Hingis was doing there, 513 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,720 what happens when you place your hand 514 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,360 in front of a semi-automatic weapon at the moment of firing, 515 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,680 what was in the damn truck 516 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,560 of those two Italians, 517 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,800 how the first shooting course went 518 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,160 of Papillon on the Simplon pass 519 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,080 and what I like to spread mascarpone on the most... 520 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,720 So don't miss the next episode of: TSCHUGGER.38370

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