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Hustle up, snot rockets.
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Today we start a unit
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That will test your physical
and emotional endurance.
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It will make men of
you, if you survive.
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I speak of social dancing.
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If we dance with
girls, that means
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We'll have to touch them.
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My mom says only
sheeple wear masks,
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But I don't care.
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Cooties aren't a
hoax. They're real.
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Grow up. Maturity.
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Rite of passage.
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Change is beautiful.
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You will learn the
touchiest version
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Of the texas two-step.
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Like so.
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Get real close, boys!
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Body to body. No daylight.
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We're gonna get
cooties for sure.
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I'm gonna find a
way to protect us.
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Everyone solo
dance till I get back.
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Perfect.
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Quick, put these
band-aids on your hands.
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They'll block any
and all girl contact.
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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
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I don't feel so good.
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These band-aids
smell like my uncle claude.
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Transdermal
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Nic... O... Tine!
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Well, bart, you've really
wet the mogwai this time.
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This wasn't my fault. I
didn't know those band-aids
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Would make everyone crazy.
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You expect me to believe that?
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Bart simpson, the prank king?
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The boy who live
streamed my colonoscopy
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To the second graders?
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Hey, ralph did find that polyp.
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It was benign.
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Unlike your punishment.
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Fine, don't believe me.
No one ever believes me.
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Do your worst.
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Welcome to supermax detention.
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Your worst was did.
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Did you see that video with
the dancing canadian boy?
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Yeah. Cute.
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Did you see the "unlikely
animal friends" video with the...
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Raccoon and horse riding
around. Good for them.
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They'll do that.
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Homer, we just got
invited to a wedding...
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In the poconos.
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It's a destination wedding.
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- God, no.
- What?
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Let me educate you
about destination weddings.
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Or, as I like to call
them, forced vacations.
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You fly halfway
across the country
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To sit in a boring
church, not on Sunday.
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Then you're stuck
in a lousy hotel
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For a whole weekend
with a bunch of people
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You don't know, or you
do know and you hate.
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And that's just the beginning.
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First there's the
"welcome drinks,"
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Where the "signature
cocktail" has a...
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cucumber in it.
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And this one's in the poconos,
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Which sounds like islands,
but it's just pennsylvania.
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And you're forced
to do all these
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Preplanned activities,
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Like a zipline
you're too fat to use.
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And they have to bring in
a telephone bucket truck
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To get you down!
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And at the after-wedding brunch,
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Everyone calls
you johnny zipline.
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And they open the presents
in front of everybody,
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So they all know
from the online registry
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Yours is the cheapest.
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And it's all super expensive,
so you have to waste
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All the airline miles you got
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When your credit card
was stolen by scammers,
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Who bought $50,000
of printer toner!
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Of course. Yes. The toner miles.
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We can use them
to fly to the wedding.
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But my rant.
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Homer simpson, I can't think
of anything more romantic
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Than transporting
ourselves to a magical setting
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To celebrate a new love.
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We are going.
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There. Done.
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Clean it again.
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This isn't fair.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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My only crime is I
didn't want to do dancing
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With some stupid girls!
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Girls? That's why you're here?
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Be a man, boy.
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Don't fall apart
over some lassie
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With silky hair and a
dimple you could get lost in
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Like a bottomless
pit of sweetness that...
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That feels better.
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So, you want to tell
me about this girl?
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Take a seat.
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It all happened in
scotland, in me youth.
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There was this girl
that I loved. Maisie.
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I thought she loved me back.
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But she broke my heart.
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That's why I came to america,
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Blighted land of
barbenheimmering
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Wrestling believers.
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To forget the fickle
lass who let willie down.
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And all women!
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I'm with you, brother.
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Who needs girls?
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Now we're rage-bonding.
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Men don't let men down.
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This is how we express emotion!
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Willie, get your wheelbarrow.
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You won't believe what
they threw out at the hospital.
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Willie? Willie?
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Seymour, willie's gone.
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I can't find him anywhere.
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Ha. Willie disappears
all the time.
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He's probably drunk in a
ditch on the outskirts of town.
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My god. Willie?
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And then there's all the creepy
wedding weekend hook-ups,
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Which lead to the next
destination wedding.
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Dad, snap out of it.
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Something's happened to willie.
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Someone trashed his shack,
and I can't find him anywhere.
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- It's him.
- Bart, my wee bestie.
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I'm in edinburgh.
I need you. Help!
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Somebody kidnapped willie.
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We've got to go to
scotland and help him.
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I'm the only person who
cares about him in the world.
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Homie, bart's begged
us for a lot of things,
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But I've never seen this
look in his eye before.
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Not even when he begged
us for that neck tattoo
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Of a rattlesnake with
a hand grenade tail.
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But we can't just
fly to scotland.
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Marge, there is one way.
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No, don't say it.
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I have to say it.
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-No. -The miles.
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But-but the poconos.
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The miles, marge.
They're transferable.
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I know. I know they are.
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I guess we're not going
to that destination wedding
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After all.
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That's the
building from willie's call.
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Willie, where are you?
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Bart, is that you?
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I'll save you, willie!
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I won't let those bastards...
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Pass you appetizers?
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Bart, you came.
And just in time.
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- In time for what?
- My wedding.
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Willie's getting married!
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Married?!
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Welcome bags,
schedule of events.
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Losers from home, new
people I already hate.
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This is a...
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Destination wedding.
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No...!
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What the hell, boy? A
destination wedding?
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You promised me a
kidnapping, or murder.
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Yeah, willie, what the hell?
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On that call, it sounded
like someone was killing you.
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That was just maisie
coming in for a snog.
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Give us a smooch,
you big, ugly bawbag.
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Aw haud yer weesht 'fore I boke.
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Maisie? Isn't that the
girl that betrayed you?
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Well, there is a
bit of a story there.
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A love story. Ooh,
please say it's long.
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It's all in the
welcome-cocktail slide show.
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I was working for maisie's da,
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Harvesting peat
in the peat bogs.
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Burning peat is what
gives whiskey its distinctive flavor.
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And willie could sniff out
the best bogs of them all.
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And that's how we met.
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It was a
"peat cute."
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I was the happiest
mud smeller in the world.
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But her family
disapproved of me.
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They tried to shovel us apart,
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So we made plans to
elope and sail away together.
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But when I waited at the docks,
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She did nae show.
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So I left for america,
alone and bitter.
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The reason I didn't show
was my family told me
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Willie was eaten by a sheep.
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But when I saw your tiktok,
I knew my love was alive.
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She slid right into my dms.
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We started sexting right away.
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So I dropped
everything and came back,
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Where the whole
family was waiting
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With open arms and
an apology haggis.
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Willie, we cannot wait
to shove that wonderful
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Nose of yours in the bogs
again and take our whiskey
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Right back to the top.
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Willie was the one person
who understood my anger.
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Now it's like all our
screaming meant nothing.
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Yeah, well, everything I
hate about these things
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Is coming true.
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We just got here,
and the weird hook-ups
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Have already started.
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So, is there a lunch mr. Dora?
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Ew.
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Mom, how come
lisa doesn't have to do
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All this lovey-dovey
wedding crap?
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Well, your sister
isn't best friends
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With the school janitor,
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So she went off to tour
edinburgh on her own.
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Okay, I rubbed the toe
of david hume's statue.
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I climbed the walter
scott monument.
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I ate something
called a scotch egg,
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Which I very much regret.
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The fringe festival.
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A celebration
of theatrical irony
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And self-awareness.
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The play, please.
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Sorry, darling, this ticket
booth is ticket booth,
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A one-man show
about a ticket booth.
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If you want to buy a
ticket for ticket booth,
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The ticket booth ticket
booth is over there.
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It's so clever
without being good.
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Thanks for joining
us on our love hike
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From moorland heath
to heathland moor.
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And now, a gentle stroll
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Through the seven
hills of edinburgh.
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Aw, why can't all hills go down?
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And look at all
this cutesy romantic crap
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They're forcing us to do.
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When am I gonna
get some free time?!
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Listen, mister, you're the
one who dragged us here,
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Spending a lifetime
of frequent-flier miles,
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And I'm not gonna
let you ruin this for me.
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So how about you just suck it up
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And do the cute activities?
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Look, lis, I'm gonna
ask you for something
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I've never asked
before. Your opinion.
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You literally haven't
said a word to me
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This entire trip.
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Well, now I am, okay?
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Hanging out with
willie was the one time
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I ever felt I wasn't
the only crazy one,
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That someone understood me.
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And now he's gone
goo-goo for this girl
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Whose family screwed him over.
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What do I do?
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Well, when someone gets a chance
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To put an end to
their loneliness,
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They gotta take it.
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Have you ever seen
willie this happy?
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Not even when skinner
got kicked in the face
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At the krav maga assembly.
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So be happy for his happiness.
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So, maisie,
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Tell me more about
your fairy-tale romance.
256
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,598
You're like two
shreks in a swamp.
257
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,308
Aw, it's the same old story.
258
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,852
Numpty meets bird,
they start to doggin',
259
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,021
Get told each is
deid, then reunite
260
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,607
And pick right up again
with the hochmagandy.
261
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,068
That's so romantic.
262
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,861
Unlike...
263
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,449
You know what,
I'm making a toast.
264
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,159
Clink, clink,
clink, clink, clink.
265
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,911
Shut up, everybody.
266
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,832
Look at these kids, so in love.
267
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,750
When homer and
I first got together,
268
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,918
We were the same.
269
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,420
We couldn't keep our
hands off each other.
270
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,550
Now we just spend every night
doom-scrolling our life away,
271
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,637
And watching a squirrel surf
on the back of an alligator.
272
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,265
Marge! Trashing our marriage
is something that should
273
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,475
Only be done in the
privacy of our home.
274
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,478
And that's our
romance for the ages.
275
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,607
It began with a wild night
in a mini-golf windmill,
276
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,735
And now...
277
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,237
How can you say that?!
278
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,197
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened
279
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,700
In the beheading
room of this castle.
280
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:36,833
Bart, I want to thank you for
bringing me back to maisie.
281
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,127
I've never been so happy.
282
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,129
You know, I think I get it.
283
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,256
Good lad. That's
why I'm giving you
284
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,842
A very important
role in the wedding.
285
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,678
You're going to lead the dance.
286
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,847
Ooh, a spikey american.
287
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:58,396
No! Men don't let men down!
288
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,693
Our cake.
289
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,988
Now what will you
shove in my gob?
290
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,536
You wee bastard.
291
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,496
You ruined my wedding.
292
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,539
Good.
293
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,249
That's the only friend
294
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,542
That you made in america?
295
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,585
Aye.
296
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,884
My head. Homie,
what do you take
297
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,720
For a hangover?
298
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,431
Fine, be that way.
299
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,434
For once, I'm the one who
spoke truth while drunk.
300
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,897
Running away from a fight?!
301
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,566
Well, I'm still mad at you!
302
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,193
Well, I'm still mad at you!
303
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,071
You told everyone that I
don't care about romance,
304
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,949
And now they think
homer simpson is vanilla
305
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,283
In the sack!
306
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,662
Homer simpson
is vanilla in the sack!
307
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,080
Vanilla in the sack!
308
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,706
Vanilla in the sack!
309
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,375
Vanilla in the sack!
310
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,460
Bad at sex!
311
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,091
I can't believe I ever
looked up to that guy.
312
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,759
Stupid willie.
313
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,846
Stupid willie.
314
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,474
That nobody thinks he
can be a macweldon?
315
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,977
Ha! All he's good
for is his nose.
316
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,646
Once they're married,
willie will sniff out
317
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,440
A mother lode of good peat.
318
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,150
And then he's out!
319
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,860
And then maisie can
find a proper husband,
320
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,779
Not some floor-waxing
puke-mopper.
321
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,117
This whole thing was
a setup to use willie?
322
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,411
That girl doesn't even love him?
323
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,330
Why would you do
that to my friend?
324
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,000
Wee sleekit cowerin'
timerous beasties
325
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,963
Shouldn't stick their nebs
in other people's bizzo.
326
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,008
I have no idea
what you just said.
327
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,592
B-but I get the context.
328
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,429
Let me out!
329
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,597
No, you're staying right here
330
00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:00,435
With your only entertainment,
this cribbage board.
331
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,233
Hey, where are the pegs?
332
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,902
They're in this little drawer.
333
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,536
Homer would
never get how sweet this is.
334
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,373
How'd I wind up with the
most unromantic man on earth?
335
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,253
Why is he texting
me during a wedding?
336
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,765
They shouldn't be
together, but they are.
337
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,941
Homer!
338
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,443
Marge!
339
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:54,072
Did you get my
gorilla-dolphin video?
340
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,784
It was so unlikely,
just like us.
341
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,203
That's why I sent it to you!
342
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,705
I'm sorry I trashed our marriage
343
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,707
In a rehearsal dinner toast.
344
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:09,003
I'm sorry I was such a downer
about this destination wedding.
345
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,589
I should have just
pretended to go along with it,
346
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,884
Like I do with everything
else in our marriage.
347
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,557
I don't care if our
romance began
348
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,352
When we did it on
a mini-golf course.
349
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,104
It's still epic.
350
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,815
How epic would
it be if we did it on
351
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,443
The best golf
course in the world?
352
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,905
You are so romantic.
353
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:39,325
Fore... Play.
354
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,998
I gotta get out of
here and warn willie
355
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,501
That girl's just marrying
him for his nose.
356
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,634
Birdseed bags, soap
with willie's face on it,
357
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,885
Sleep masks.
358
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,470
Aha.
359
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,850
I, groundskeeper willie, take
you, booze-maker maisie...
360
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,934
stop the wedding.
361
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,185
Stop the wedding!
362
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,104
What are you doing, boy?
363
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,356
Why don't you want
willie to be happy?
364
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,233
I do!
365
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,901
This girl doesn't love you.
366
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,987
Her family only brought you here
367
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,864
For your peat sniffing.
368
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:21,701
Pa, hamish, owen,
can this be true?
369
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,286
Of course it's true.
370
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,163
You're just a nose to us.
371
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,998
We've got to compete with
372
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,458
All these celebrity
booze brands.
373
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,545
From your tall, dark clooneys
to your wee danny devitos,
374
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:36,215
There's no room for a
passable entry-level scotch.
375
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,260
William, I didn't know
about any of this.
376
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,930
I swear, I'd love you
even if you never sniffed
377
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,266
Another bog as
long as you lived.
378
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,852
I wish I could believe you.
379
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,562
I'll prove it.
380
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,819
You broke my sniffer.
381
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,613
You do love me.
382
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,699
Forever and a day.
383
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,619
I'll never smell nothing again.
384
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,995
Aww.
385
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,122
I think I get it, lisa.
386
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,082
I understand love now.
387
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,079
Shh!
388
00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,159
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