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Magnesium-J.
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Hydrogen-F. Father.
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I am ready to re-join my brethren
on Alphabetrium.
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Very well. Your exile ends today.
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Welcome home, Water-T.
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The Numbericons! They're attacking!
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Battle stations!
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Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!
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Father!
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Son. Take this thing.
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It's a prophecy or some shit.
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I'm dying. Peace.
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Water-T, where are you going?
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There's too many of them!
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Then I better crunch the numbers.
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He's too dope! Retreat!
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Oh, shit, he's crunching the numbers!
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I thought he was talking about taxes,
but he's crunching us!
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I'ma deduct your ass.
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They activated the bracket shields!
We can't pull up!
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Somebody kiss me!
I don't wanna die not knowing love!
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Sorry I'm late. I had to go "pee".
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Yo. What do you know about this?
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The I of Harmony?
It holds some secret power
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but it's in a language
nobody can read.
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You don't gotta read shit,
Lithium-P. It's math.
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Careful, T. They won't like that
kind of number talk at the palace.
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We're not going to the palace,
we're going to Earth.
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Why? You know a math expert there?
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Unfortunately, I do.
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In conclusion, without math
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planes wouldn't fly
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and elephants would forget.
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What is that sound?
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Who is using air buds
to listen to rap music?
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Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold.
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Detention!
Class dismissed early
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so Morty can have
instant detention!
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- No! No!
- Are you serious?
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- I want to add and stuff.
- I wanna learn!
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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold
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it's just a little hip-hop
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it helps me concentrate.
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Rap will never help
anyone do anything!
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Some things never change.
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- Ice-T?
- Ice-T?
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Hey, Ice-T, it's me, Morty.
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Remember me? Get... get Schwifty?
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No.
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And it's Water-T now.
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{\an5}I don't give an ass
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{\an5}if you're Smokey Robinson
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{\an5}you got the balls of a clown
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{\an5}coming back to this school
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{\an5}without the homework you owe me!
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Fuck your homework, old man!
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My planet's at stake!
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Mr. Goldenfold,
you taught Ice-T math?
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I tried, Morty.
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I sure the hell tried.
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Without math,
Russia would control
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all Rubik's Cubes.
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Any questions?
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Just one.
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Who gives a fuck?
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I am a knight, walking
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Back of class talking
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Homework scoffing
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Blackboard chalking
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Look, man
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I ain't here
for memory lane shit
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I need this deciphered.
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Early Algebraic.
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Possibly even Geometric.
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Yo, English!
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I don't teach English, bitch!
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And why should I do
your homework?
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- You didn't do mine!
- 'Cause I had no home!
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Now I do.
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Help me save it.
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All Type Strikers, attack!
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Kill the son of Magma-Q!
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I want his serifs.
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You're coming
with me, Goldenfold.
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You better be taking me
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to your homework.
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- You're coming with me, Morty!
- Why?
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It's called detention,
not releastion!
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Sorry, I'm late.
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I had to go "pee..."
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{\an5}- I know.
- Well, there's new people.
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I thought they'd like
to hear about it.
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Yeah, yeah,
just start the fucking ship.
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I see the tales of your dopeness
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have been greatly exaggerated.
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Big talk from an upside down L.
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I am Sinistar Seven!
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And I am here to spill the T.
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Then come get me, motherfucker.
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She's got a Caps Lock!
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And an ass to suck.
Hit the hyphen drive!
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No! No!
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- Speak.
- Lord Dread Nought
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Water-T escaped
with the I of Harmony.
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It's the One of Harmony!
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That's gotta hurt!
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You're a number, act like it.
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Subtract Water-T from life
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and carry the One to me.
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I won't let you down, Father.
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- Too late.
- Too late!
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Oh, god.
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Oh, I love my job.
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The Pythagorean Theorem.
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I just have to figure out
what A and B are, square them both
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and then add them together.
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Can you do it?
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- If I do, I want my homework.
- Fine!
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Why do you guys
hate each other so much?
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Why do all teachers
hate all students, Morty?
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Because you all
break our goddamn hearts.
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Just seems like there's more
going on there.
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Was he that bad at math?
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No, Morty, nobody is worse than you.
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The hurtful thing
about your friend back there
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is that at one point,
it seemed like he might learn.
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I am a nightmare walking
Psychopath talking
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King of my jungle
Just a gangster stalk... stalking
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Stalking. Fuck.
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Look at all this
non-scholastic depravity!
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Reef-er? Chee-tos?
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And not a smidgen of
homework in sight.
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Yo, why you comin' in here
fuckin' up my words?
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T, maybe you oughta
go back to school.
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You can't keep a beat
to save your ass.
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Damn. My dream just died.
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Here. Follow this,
it's called four-four time.
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One, two, three, four.
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Two, two, three, four.
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I am a nightmare walkin'
Psychopath talkin'
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King of my jungle
Just a gangster stalking
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Livin' life like a firecracker
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Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!
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Your cousin Marvin D?
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Hey! Ya know that new sound
you lookin' for?
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Well, listen to this!
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The gangs of LA will never die
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Got ya again, motherfucker!
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You'd think that guy's cousin
would stop taking his calls.
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That's not the point, Morty!
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You included it in your story!
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But I get it. You and T were
actually friends.
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So, what went wrong?
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Nice try, Morty.
You think that if I connect with you
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I'll let you out of detention?
Well, you can forget it.
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I'm all about boundaries now.
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Boundaries! I got it!
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Beep boop bop, beep beep.
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- What is it?
- It's a map.
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A squared is the length
of the galaxy.
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B squared is the height.
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So C squared takes you directly to...
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"Planet E-10"?
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Ain't E-10 supposed to be where
God created letters or some shit?
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That's just a story we tell
lowercase letters at bedtime.
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Maybe there's more to it.
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- Why bedtime?
- What?
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He... he said it was a story you told
lowercase letters at bedtime.
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You never tell the story
during the day?
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I guess I just hoped the phrase
"bedtime" would make it easier
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to understand that lowercase letters
are our version of children.
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Oh, so you did that for me?
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Well, half the people here are human,
I didn't wanna exclude you.
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We would have figured out
it was children.
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Yeah, lowercase means smaller,
we get it.
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It feels like I'm being punished
for clarity.
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Punished?
Jesus, I asked a question.
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- So did Hitler.
- What the fuck is going on?
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Somebody set up a call or some shit.
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We need to send word to Alphabetrium.
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Oxygen-S, we've deciphered
the I of Harmony
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and we're headed to E-10.
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That's incredible, Water-T!
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Give me your coordinates,
I'll send help immediately.
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Word.
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Happy to serve, my lord.
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In quotes!
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Secret villain!
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Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed
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and approaching Planet E-10.
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- God damn.
- Maybe it knows it's home.
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What the math is happening?
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Die, Letter scum!
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I'm sick and tired of this bullshit.
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Yo, Seven, count this!
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Three-zus Christ!
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Typical letter, acting on emotion!
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You're welcome for saving
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- your numbery ass, ass!
- I won't let you take me alive!
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Have it your way!
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If you're gonna act like
ignorant children
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I guess the teacher's in charge!
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And young lady, whoever told you
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numbers can't be emotional
did you wrong.
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On Earth, numbers get down.
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Sometimes even with letters.
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Disgusting!
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See that's what everyone says
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but then they go home and they type
all kinds of shit into Pornhub.
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- Scribble!
- Jot jot!
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We're surrounded by primitive googas!
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Okay, the primitive googas
worship the glowing thing!
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Things don't always resolve this fast
we're making good time.
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Scribble! Jot jot!
Scribble! Scribble! Doodle!
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We can't understand you.
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Obviously, they want to take us
to their village for an Ewok party.
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Damn, making really good time.
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Jot jot.
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Jot jot...
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This tribe claims
the artifact comes from
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a religious site not far from here.
222
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Awful nice of you to help.
223
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I'm simply following the rules of war
as your prisoner.
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Or maybe you're hoping
if you're nice
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I'll let my guard down
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- so you can take the I.
- How dare you.
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I'm not a seductress, I am a warrior.
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- And that's not an I, it's a One.
- It's an I!
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You guys don't get out much, huh?
It seems kinda obvious
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that these Scribbles
are, like, the original species
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that letters and numbers came from.
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So that relic thing probably
isn't a One or an I.
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It's probably just, like, a line.
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It's symbolic of the fact that
your people don't need to be at war.
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- How do I know you again?
- Get Schwifty?
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Still nothing.
So mind your damn business.
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At least we agree on that.
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Looks like your detention
is officially over.
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- Why?
- You finally learned
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how hard it is to teach.
241
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- No, I didn't.
- Then you learned
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- how hard it is to learn.
- I already knew...
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Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!
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- Cock-a-doodle!
- Cock-a-doodle-two!
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The I, it's gone!
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That bitch! Seven took the I!
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- C'mon, Mr. Goldenfold!
- Count me out, Morty.
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I'm tired of helping
that son of a bitch.
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Seriously?
Feels like there's a deeper beef
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than missing homework here.
What really happened?
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It was the summer of 1991...
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Any friend of Ice-T
is welcome in my home.
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And as governor,
I can't wait to add that math wing
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00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,701
to Harry Herpson High School,
Mr. Goldenfold.
255
00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:09,579
And I shall put it to good use, sir!
256
00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:12,874
Of course, you will,
more baby potatoes?
257
00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:15,753
Goddamn, I love rap.
258
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:23,680
And the Grammy award
for Rap Artist of the Year goes to...
259
00:11:24,139 --> 00:11:25,557
Ice-T!
260
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,483
Yo, I just wanna thank my words
261
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,362
the letters that made them
and that's it.
262
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,156
Nothing else. Peace!
263
00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:41,119
- I thought you said he'd thank math!
- There must be some mistake.
264
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,746
Try a different channel?
265
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,624
The mistake was believing
you even knew Ice-T
266
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,501
and could get me
that math-loving youth vote.
267
00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:47,627
Now get outta here.
268
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:50,089
I've got a goddamn
presidential campaign to start.
269
00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:55,012
After that, my dreams faded away
like so many erections.
270
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:57,766
I mean, that sucks
but let's stop Sinistar-7
271
00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,851
and maybe you two sort this out
on the way home?
272
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:04,316
Pretty sound logic.
And logic is a part of math!
273
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,442
Whatever, c'mon!
274
00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:08,321
If you're pregnant,
that's my cell number.
275
00:12:08,404 --> 00:12:10,990
I know you can't read it,
but it's important I made an effort.
276
00:12:20,169 --> 00:12:21,963
- Nice try!
- How dare you!
277
00:12:22,047 --> 00:12:23,215
How dare you!
278
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:50,708
Shit, I think when we started
getting it on
279
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:51,876
that amulet showed us
280
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,005
- the truth of our origins...
- Father!
281
00:12:54,088 --> 00:12:56,632
Hell yeah, we're into
the same sick shit, huh?
282
00:12:56,716 --> 00:12:59,303
- No, my father! He's here!
- What's that?
283
00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:00,847
Emperor Dread Nought.
284
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,897
The fate of the Alphabetrians
is at hand.
285
00:13:07,981 --> 00:13:10,901
Magma-Q's legacy ends here.
286
00:13:10,984 --> 00:13:12,361
How the fuck did he find us?
287
00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:14,155
Betrayal reveal!
288
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:19,579
You appear displeased to see me,
Prince Water-T.
289
00:13:19,662 --> 00:13:22,249
Cold-ass motherfucker,
you in league with Dread Nought?
290
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,836
How could you do us Letters
dirty like that, S?
291
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,588
My true name is not S.
292
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,049
On Numbericonia, they call me...
293
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,843
Eight.
294
00:13:30,927 --> 00:13:33,347
Eight? Oh, my god, he's a number?
295
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:35,891
Did you know? I didn't!
296
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:39,438
Holy shit, I'm not even
supposed to be here today.
297
00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:40,606
It's my day off!
298
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,568
For real, that's how much
I like working with these people!
299
00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:48,491
Good thing your father isn't alive
to see you fail
300
00:13:48,574 --> 00:13:50,285
he'd be so disappointed.
301
00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:52,413
Motherfucker,
I'm gonna shoot you in the dick.
302
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,499
I would like to see you try.
303
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,833
Villain exit.
304
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,045
Thanks for dragging me
across the universe
305
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,505
to be killed, Water-T.
306
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,966
No homework-doing, mother-grabbin'...
307
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:04,094
You wanna go, old man?
I'll fuck you 'til you love me!
308
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,805
I'll put your kids through college!
309
00:14:05,889 --> 00:14:08,641
I'll fucking take you to Boca Raton,
you motherfucker!
310
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:09,852
Ease up, Water-T.
311
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:12,105
After all, you did betray Goldenfold
312
00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:15,734
by not thanking math
at the Grammys. I guess.
313
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:17,320
That's what you think happened?
314
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,865
Nah, G-Folds. It went like this.
315
00:14:21,575 --> 00:14:24,704
Did ya listen to my album, Pop?
It's nominated for a Grammy.
316
00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:26,332
Yes. I heard your album.
317
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:29,377
What is this four-four time,
rhythm nonsense?
318
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,587
It's disgusting.
319
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,339
You're a number-loving traitor
320
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:35,176
who doesn't care
about anything but himself.
321
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,806
I... I never knew.
322
00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:40,099
You never asked.
323
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,434
Here, Father.
324
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:45,231
The destiny of the Numbericons
is mine to claim!
325
00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:48,192
Everyone has to watch
while I do it too!
326
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:50,529
How does this thing work again?
327
00:14:50,612 --> 00:14:51,823
Allow me, my lord.
328
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:54,242
Hold up. You're just going to let
this motherfucker come up and...
329
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:56,870
Hey!
330
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:09,679
I don't get it.
331
00:15:09,762 --> 00:15:13,433
The ultimate power of the universe
is finally mine!
332
00:15:13,516 --> 00:15:16,354
Hey! I am the ruler of
the Numbericons!
333
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,440
The dead rule nothing!
334
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,776
Father! No!
335
00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:22,445
Your father was a bitch.
336
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:24,740
You shall be my general now!
337
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,366
Well, he was a bad father.
338
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:30,122
I am Infinity,
omnipotent God of Numbers!
339
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:34,085
And I have a world of Letters
to destroy!
340
00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:38,549
I guess he doesn't need
the ship anymore?
341
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,802
He doesn't need the ship
anymore, guys!
342
00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:42,930
You heard Infinity. Move out!
343
00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,640
Yeah! All right!
344
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,475
We coulda had something.
345
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,437
It was a mistake, T.
346
00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:51,024
Letters and Numbers can never be.
347
00:15:57,741 --> 00:16:00,243
What do we do?
He's gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
348
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,246
Whatever. I don't care anymore.
349
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:03,873
Damn, T. That's cold.
350
00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,041
Exactly.
351
00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:08,671
- Goddamn!
- You do remember our adventure!
352
00:16:08,754 --> 00:16:09,839
Not really.
353
00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:13,719
Dope shit, T!
354
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:16,640
If we don't stop Infinity,
he's gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
355
00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:19,434
But that ooze-swamp
put the kibosh on our spaceships.
356
00:16:19,518 --> 00:16:21,980
Maybe we can pull it out
and upgrade it
357
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,482
using parts of the numbers' ship...
358
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,192
Oh, the googas already did it.
359
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,694
Wow, you guys work fast.
360
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,904
Scribble! Scribble!
361
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,032
Damn. It's like the Glyph Jumper,
but extreme.
362
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,868
{\an5}Big fun now!
363
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,245
{\an5}Ship fast.
364
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:36,165
The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
365
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:39,627
Let's go home and bust a cap
in Infinity's ass.
366
00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:41,004
Wait, let me go pee first.
367
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:42,673
That way when we get there,
I'll get to say...
368
00:16:43,424 --> 00:16:44,925
Well, I'm not gonna spoil it.
369
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,772
Death to all Letters!
370
00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:58,610
Neither upper nor lower case
will survive this day!
371
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:03,991
The Brackets Shield has fallen!
372
00:17:04,075 --> 00:17:05,911
It's an utter apostrophe!
373
00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:09,999
I am bigger than letters!
I am bigger than numbers!
374
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,501
My balls are huge
375
00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:14,005
and everyone can suck my dick!
376
00:17:16,175 --> 00:17:18,427
Stop! You're killing numbers!
377
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,349
My lord, this is too far!
378
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,269
Are you still fucking talking?
Here's a number for you, lady
379
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:27,439
86 that ass! You're fired!
380
00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,695
Yo, suck this, bitch!
381
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,161
Yo, T, is that your girl?
382
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,420
That's twice I've saved your ass.
383
00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:47,256
Infinity's gone mad with power.
384
00:17:47,339 --> 00:17:50,384
He's killing everyone. And every two
385
00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:52,471
- and every three and every...
- We get it.
386
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:56,225
I was wrong to join him.
And wrong to leave you, Water-T.
387
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,562
Infinity killed both our fathers.
388
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,358
Nuh-uh. I was there.
Ceiling fell on him.
389
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,570
Father!
390
00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:06,364
That ceiling was poisoned.
391
00:18:06,447 --> 00:18:10,035
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's
assassination for months.
392
00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,872
All my life I've served
such negative numbers...
393
00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:15,041
This kid I don't know
was right all along.
394
00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:17,044
- Finally!
- It's time for the Numbericons
395
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,838
to rise and join us!
396
00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:22,050
How can we make the Numbericons
rise up against him?
397
00:18:22,384 --> 00:18:24,053
We'll inspire them.
398
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,017
Kill! Murder! Death!
399
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,784
Why does a One hate an I
I gotta wonder
400
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,995
When a lower case I
Is an imaginary number
401
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,123
Who stands to gain
When I shoot up a digit?
402
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:48,960
The division is complex
But you know we gotta bridge it
403
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,092
You think you can stop me with rap?
404
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,432
More homicides than a dodecahedron
405
00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:01,517
Number V letters the shit
That it feeds on
406
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,604
Today, alpha-numerically combine
407
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,315
Like G-L-O-C-K means
408
00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:06,566
- My ice cold '9
- My ice cold '9
409
00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:10,112
I got letters and numbers
Every time I fuck a ho
410
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,574
Giving her one big dick
While she screams O
411
00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:16,704
Magma-Q gets 'em wet
Like she got her cry on
412
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:19,041
My dick's 3.14 feet
That's a pie-thon
413
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,959
Ya'll actin' scared, he ain't won yet
414
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,628
Infinity to one odds?
415
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:23,838
That's an alpha-bet
416
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:27,217
- Father? You like a force ghost now?
- The fuck it look like, son?
417
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,054
I came back to help you
hand Infinity his ass.
418
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:31,849
- You ready?
- Let's kill it, Pops.
419
00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:34,143
Infinity ain't shit
Without numbers and letters
420
00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:36,312
We can blow his ass out
If we work together
421
00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:37,481
Rise up!
422
00:19:37,564 --> 00:19:39,524
Letters and numbers,
I said, "Rise up!"
423
00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:41,068
Cuz you know we're all brothers
424
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:48,244
Arise, King Magma-T.
425
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:52,625
Damn!
426
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:02,429
My word!
Water-T's spittin' straight fire!
427
00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:05,266
He truly is King of Alphabetrium.
428
00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:10,356
Infinity's too strong!
Nothing can defeat him!
429
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,483
You think? How about this shit?
430
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,029
- The I of Harmony!
- Motherfuckers just left it.
431
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:16,406
How will that help us?
432
00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:19,033
This thing loves when letters
and numbers get down.
433
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,285
Come here, girl.
434
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,623
Yeah, you like that, huh?
435
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:25,876
Hell yeah.
436
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,130
You cannot stop me!
I'm infinitely infinite!
437
00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:34,762
My fucking dick!
438
00:20:34,846 --> 00:20:36,640
Thought I was lying, motherfucker?
439
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:41,980
Oh, Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
440
00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:44,316
And it loves you too, Morty.
441
00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:46,778
I have to warn you,
I'm a prime number.
442
00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:48,572
I'm only divisible by myself.
443
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,782
Yeah, and my dick's magma now.
444
00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:51,993
But we'll figure it out.
445
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:01,088
How's that math homework
coming along, Morty?
446
00:21:01,171 --> 00:21:03,425
It's great, it... it's so great.
447
00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:06,094
Do you mind if I do a second test,
ya know, for... for fun?
448
00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:09,098
You're weird.
And what about you, sir?
449
00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:10,683
There! All done!
450
00:21:10,766 --> 00:21:13,646
Here's your goddamn homework,
old man. Happy?
451
00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:16,649
More than you can possibly imagine.
452
00:21:52,571 --> 00:21:54,782
King Magma-T, my people need you.
453
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:55,908
And who are you?
454
00:21:57,493 --> 00:21:59,371
Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
455
00:21:59,454 --> 00:22:02,291
My planet getting all bent
out of shape by the Formivores.
456
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:05,170
You Numbers and Letters strong enough
to fight them motherfuckers?
457
00:22:05,253 --> 00:22:07,006
The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon
458
00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:08,383
are unmatched in strength
459
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:11,762
and we never refuse
to help a brother in need.
460
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:14,474
Word. My smokeshow queen
speaks truth.
461
00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,476
I'll grab my shit
and meet you out front.
462
00:22:18,145 --> 00:22:19,188
Cool.
463
00:22:29,643 --> 00:22:37,987
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