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♪ December comes ♪
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♪ it brings a joy I can't explain ♪
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♪ though years may change
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♪ the christmas spirit always stays the same ♪
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♪ it's christmastime (christmastime) ♪
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♪ and the magic is in the air ♪
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♪ oh, it's christmastime whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ you can feel it everywhere ♪
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♪ oh, it feels so right (it feels so right) ♪
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[alex] more snow. A little bit over here, please.
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Yep. Keep going. We need--
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We need lots of snow. Think
winter in like, michigan, okay?
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What's happening?
Where did it go?
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You're standing on the hose.
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Oh. [laughs]
problem solved.
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And this tree,
I'm just not a fan of it.
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Maybe we just move
it a little bit.
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And then we--
yep. Okay.
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Just, can you deal
with that please?
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Christmas tree is ready!
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Careful!
This is a rental property.
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Unfortunately, the network
budget doesn't allow us
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To pay for damages.
It comes out of my salary.
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And as a writer/producer,
it's not much.
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Fascinating. Tree?
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Looks great.
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Canceled long-time, popular
daytime soap opera,
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The great lakes, is getting
a little holiday reprieve.
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Known for their annual
family yuletide episodes,
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Tgl will air live for one
episode on christmas day,
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Reuniting some of the show's
lake family characters.
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And who could forget
moments like these?
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How dare you? [slaps]
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How could you go? [slaps]
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Go to hell! [slaps]
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And you, too. [slaps]
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Hawk is my man!
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Well, he wasn't last night.
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[slaps]
[screams]
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[slaps]
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[screaming]
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[water splashing]
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[screaming]
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Oh, yes. Oh.
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That last one
packed quite a punch.
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No wonder rumor has it that one
of the stars won't be returning
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Due to her long-running feud
with her former costar.
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Hmm, well, next up,
we'll meet the creators
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Of an a.I. Christmas.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, jeffrey, why couldn't
we film in new york
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Where we shot the series?
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'cause alex said
it would be cheaper
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Since most of the ladies
live in southern california.
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I swear, if it wasn't him,
I would never spend christmas
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In this wretched town.
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All this sunshine,
it's unnatural.
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But what would the finale
be without you?
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The stepmother of
the lake sisters.
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Stepmother, please.
I look as young as they do.
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Well, maybe not dana.
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I mean, what is she doing?
Monkey glands.
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Listen, you are more
than just the stepmother.
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You are the center
of the series,
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The very foundation.
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Oh, I love the ears,
but you need to make them
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Less pointy, more elfy.
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-Excuse me.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was talking to an elf. I'm
setting up for my holiday party.
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Where were we? Continue.
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"the great lakes" and how I am
the center of the show.
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Mm-hmm. And you have the
five emmys to prove it.
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Baby, I earned
every one of those.
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You know, people love to put
down soap acting,
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But learning all those pages of
dialogue every day
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And no retakes.
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I mean, it's like putting on a
whole new live play every day.
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Which is why you went on
to win two tonys on broadway.
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It would have been three
if patti lupone had just
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-Kept her promise and retired.
-All right, you know what?
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I bet it's gonna be a lot of fun
seeing the old gang again.
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I just hope they haven't heard
any rumors about my situation.
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Not a chance. I squashed
all of the internet chatter
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And kept the press out of it.
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Besides, the only thing anyone
will be gossiping about
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Is the feud between
dana and juliette.
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[chloe] mom, nobody still cares about your silly squabble.
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It's ancient history.
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It wasn't silly.
And believe me,
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It was more than
just a squabble.
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I know. I've seen the
barbara walters interview
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About a zillion times.
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I didn't tell barbara
everything. I couldn't.
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And there--there were
certain things that even
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Juliette doesn't know.
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[chloe] it's really too bad
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She's not gonna be there this weekend.
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This would have been theperfect opportunity for you two
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To finally bury the hatchet.
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Oh, that's unlikely.
She won't even speak to me.
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[chloe] I thought you were the one not speaking to her.
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In the beginning. Yeah,
but then when I thought the
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World was going to end in y2k,
I reached out to her.
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And she never called me back.
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I hope people don't
think I'm the reason
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She's not doing the show.
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Come on, mom. You're america's
sweetheart from a hit sitcom
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Who in real life adopted five children
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From war-torn countries.
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You're practically
mother theresa.
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Mother teresa.
I love it.
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Me as mother teresa.
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Do you think we should pitch it
as a biopic to lifetime?
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It's not too late to change
your mind and do the finale.
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Honey, we have been over this.
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We have too much on
our plate this week.
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We've got the launch
of the new shoes
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And the handbag collection.
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Mom, you know I can
handle the launch.
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And we both know you're
not going because
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You're scared of seeing dana.
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That is not true.
I am past it.
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I have nothing more
to say about it.
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But come on.
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I mean, we started
on the show together.
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She took me under her wing.
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She was like a--a mother to me,
a sister. We were--
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We were roommates. I mean, we
were practically inseparable.
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Then you know what she did?
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She left me for la.
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She just disappeared, without
as much as an explanation.
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Glad to see you're
past all that.
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Just because you are my son does
not mean that I won't fire you.
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Hmm.
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[computer ringing]
oh, saved by the zoom.
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Konnichiwa mina-san.
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Oh, I like those prop cookies.
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Here, take that for me.
Thank you.
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Excuse me!
You can't park there!
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[sighs]
I didn't order a food truck.
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-Alex!
-Nell?
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Are we hugging?
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Yeah. Hugs.
Come here.
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You look good!
You smell great.
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Cinnamon rolls and coffee.
My uncle offered me his wheels
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Since he's not working
during holidays.
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You know, and I'm kind of
in-between cars and jobs,
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-And boyfriends.
-Oh, hmm.
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That was too much information.
You did not need to know that.
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Sorry, I'm talking so much.
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Nervous habit,
not that I'm nervous.
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No, no, it's an awesome habit.
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It's one of the many things
I've always loved about you.
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I'm stoked you're doing so well
now as a writer and producer.
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And I'm stoked that you're
available to direct this.
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And to be honest,
I'm surprised that you
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Actually accepted my offer
since you had that latest buzz
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From your short film
at sundance.
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You knew my film
went to sundance?
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I may have googled
you once or twice.
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-Hmm.
-Yeah.
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Well, let's just say that
I was happy to direct this
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And make some magic
with you again.
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Yeah. I was hoping so.
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Man, it is so good to see you.
What's it been like?
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Five years, three months
and four days to be exact.
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Not that I should remember
or that I confirmed the
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History on my icloud.
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Ah, you look--you look the same,
older, but um, the same.
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I'll take that as a compliment,
I think.
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No, no, I just meant
that you matched the vision
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That I had of you. You know,
from our heydays in college,
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When you were my
handsome leading man
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In my widely-acclaimed
student film.
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You likely have that vision
because we watched it like,
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A million times in the edit bay.
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Well, that too.
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I also have clips of it
in my director's reel.
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But you know, it's not every day
that someone gets a child actor
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To star in their movie.
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A soap star child actor,
a little better.
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Okay, but honestly,
you are really talented, alex.
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Like, really talented.
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You know, I was shocked
that you just quit acting
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And left school like that.
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Sorry. Look at me,
talking too much again.
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[sighs]
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This is awkward.
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Awkward, awkward nice.
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No, more like awkward
that I downed an entire
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Pumpkin spice coffee on the way
here, and I really have to pee.
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Oh, dear. Straight
through to the left. Yep.
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Hmm.
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[music]
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Are you checking me out?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not. No, no.
I'm not looking at your butt.
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No. I just mean, um.
Oh, my gosh. Wait, wait, wait.
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So I remember how you used
to decorate that
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Little christmas tree in
your dorm room
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And the little star
you put on top.
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The one that my
mom made me, yeah.
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So I figured since you're
away from her and your dad
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For the holiday and making
your hit christmas tv special.
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Well, it would be a nod to
your mom as watched from home.
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-You made this?
-I did.
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I equally thought it
would illustrate the
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Thematic five points
of the christmas star,
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Representing the five
ladies reuniting.
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You hate it?
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No, not at all.
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It's--it's beautiful.
Trust me, it's beautiful.
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My mom would love it.
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But about the thematic parts,
um, I meant to email you.
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Unfortunately,
juliette isn't coming.
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Yeah, yeah. Business commitment
she can't get out of.
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Oh, that's a bummer.
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Well, are the other women here?
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Any minute. After working with
them for many years on the soap,
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I know their every need.
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I strategically scheduled
them in 22-minute intervals.
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Alex, darling.
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Let the dames begin.
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[music]
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[bell dings]
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Lily...
You're here.
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Oh, sorry.
I came directly from borneo.
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You building another acting
school for impoverished girls?
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Major philanthropist, this one.
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Actually, it was
"celebrity survivor".
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But trust me, helping
lisa vanderplum
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Use a bamboo outhouse is the
definition of charity.
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Lily, I'd like you
to meet our director,
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One of my old college friends,
nell.
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-Oh, a female director?
-Mm-hmm.
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Fabulous.
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I promise the shoot will
go easier than "survivor".
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That must have been grueling.
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Bad news, lisa got dysentery.
Good news, I got a private hut.
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Now I'm gonna take
a look around the house
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Because the first rule of
reality tv is whoever shows up
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First snags the best bedroom.
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And you know what? I know that
the shoot is only this weekend,
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But I bought a couple
of extra outfits.
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[whistling loudly]
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[music]
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00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,249
A girl has to have options.
247
00:11:33,284 --> 00:11:36,102
Oh, and text me
when it's cocktail hour.
248
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:38,738
I will.
249
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,108
Good times.
250
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:47,080
[music]
251
00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:51,376
[phone chimes]
252
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,049
[phone ringing]
253
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,552
Hi, honey. Everything okay?
254
00:12:01,646 --> 00:12:02,887
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
255
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,265
I got a call that you left your
credit card at a restaurant.
256
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,301
Oh, no. How silly of me.
257
00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:11,128
Well, I should go back
and get it.
258
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:14,290
No, no need. I canceled it for
you, but it was at place called
259
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,551
Burgers and fries.
Is that you?
260
00:12:17,645 --> 00:12:19,236
Oh, yeah.
261
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,948
Oh, yeah.
I had to use the restroom.
262
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,783
And they don't let you
use the restroom unless
263
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,894
-You're a customer.
-Well, it was for $25.
264
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:31,190
Oh, yeah. I uh--
I bought coffee for the crew.
265
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:35,236
Um, honey I gotta go.
45 seconds left for my call.
266
00:12:35,346 --> 00:12:37,839
Okay. I know how prompt
you like to be.
267
00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:41,851
I don't wanna be a troublemaker,
especially after I sent him
268
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,338
That long list of
dietary restrictions.
269
00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:46,823
I mean, you know
it is christmas.
270
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,508
You could have a cheat weekend.
271
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:54,271
I couldn't. I have to look
good for keto con in January.
272
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,565
Honey, I really have to go.
273
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,284
Okay, okay. Bye. Love you.
274
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,203
Love you. Bye.
275
00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:06,409
[music]
276
00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:18,880
[music]
277
00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,616
Thank you so much for doing
this. I really appreciate it.
278
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:27,063
Oh, please. I'd do anything
for my wayward son who was
279
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,849
Carried by my conniving sister,
280
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:33,019
And then abducted by an evil
cartel and held for ransom.
281
00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:35,571
And don't forget the six months
I was possessed by the devil.
282
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:40,501
How could I? I won one of my
emmys for that exorcism arc.
283
00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:42,344
Yes.
284
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,915
Boy, I am so proud of you.
285
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,743
Really, mr. Big-time producer.
286
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:51,087
More like
mr. First-time producer.
287
00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:52,071
Well...
288
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,374
Once this is over I'm gonna
introduce you to some of my
289
00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:57,060
-Prime-time contacts.
-Oh.
290
00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:59,212
But in the meantime,
you have to do something about
291
00:13:59,247 --> 00:14:03,499
Your social media presence. I
mean, you have three followers.
292
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,536
You gotta do something about
that. Come here. Come on.
293
00:14:07,538 --> 00:14:09,389
Smile.
294
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,350
No, it's wonderful.
295
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:18,097
-The ladies.
-Oh, step-mummy, is that you?
296
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:20,567
Oh, my god.
297
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,945
The ghost of christmas past.
Look at you.
298
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,196
You haven't aged a bit.
299
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:30,443
What about the two of you?
You look as glorious as ever.
300
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,361
How is harry and the kids?
301
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,746
Oh, how many do you have now?
302
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:37,600
Are you in angelina jolie
and mia farrow territory yet?
303
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:41,787
Five. Same number
as your husbands.
304
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:44,381
-Shrew.
-Slut.
305
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,943
-Hag.
-Cow.
306
00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:49,721
Oh, I've missed you so much.
307
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,816
Oh, we're gonna
have so much fun.
308
00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:57,637
Not without your
long lost sister.
309
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,274
You always do know
how to make an entrance.
310
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,761
-Look at you.
-Oh, stop.
311
00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:07,488
Nell!
312
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,082
Coming. Coming.
313
00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,884
Ladies, now that
you're all here,
314
00:15:11,886 --> 00:15:14,061
I want to introduce you
to our director, nell.
315
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:14,971
Hi.
316
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:17,323
-Lovely bone structure.
-She seems perky.
317
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,491
Terrible wardrobe.
318
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,476
Female forward of him
to hire her.
319
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:23,654
Okay, ladies, nell is incredibly
talented, and honestly,
320
00:15:23,732 --> 00:15:25,923
We are very excited to
have her on this project.
321
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,818
Oh, actually, I'm the lucky one
to be working with you ladies,
322
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,761
All legends in your own right.
323
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,847
And, of course, alex,
whose writing really pops.
324
00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:36,417
It's so witty and smart,
and yet relatable.
325
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,644
Are you two an item?
326
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,603
-No.
-No. No.
327
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,315
Um, friends from college.
Best friends from college.
328
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,108
Well, I mean, back then.
329
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,944
Best friends with benefits?
330
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,504
No, no, no, no,
nothing like--
331
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,339
It is a strictly a professional
engagement, ladies.
332
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:53,951
No, I've hired nell because
she's amazingly talented.
333
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,437
-You said that.
-I did. Right.
334
00:15:56,514 --> 00:16:00,691
I-I-I mean, uh, she-she is
wonderful and awesome.
335
00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:04,294
And I trust her. And, you know,
I really like working with her.
336
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,298
-We do well together.
-We gel. Gel well.
337
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,967
Is he blushing?
338
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,727
I think he's blushing.
339
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,471
Anyhow, I'm very excited
to work with all of you,
340
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,974
So please let me know if you'd
like to chat about anything
341
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,393
Regarding the direction
I see for the special.
342
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,961
Yeah. In the meantime,
have a look at the first draft
343
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,997
Of the script and I'll go over
the schedule for the weekend.
344
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:25,966
You have a couple of hours to
relax, and then we will be doing
345
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,695
The people magazine photoshoot,
break for dinner,
346
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,655
And then the rest of the night
is all yours.
347
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,083
Rehearsals tomorrow morning,
followed by lunch,
348
00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:36,643
-Vegan options available.
-Thank you.
349
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,821
And then we'll have about an
hour break while we set up for
350
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,397
Hollywood tonight interview.
351
00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:43,659
Rest, recupe, regroup.
And that brings us to our
352
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,336
Christmas morning
live broadcast.
353
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,316
This is gonna be great,
the four of us together.
354
00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:53,219
Oh, yes.
Give me a second. What?
355
00:16:57,775 --> 00:17:02,645
[music]
356
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:08,400
Nell! Nell!
357
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:12,772
Um, can you show these women the
rest of the house for me, now?
358
00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:15,107
[juliette] knock, knock.
359
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,368
[sighs]
360
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:20,388
She's back.
361
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:25,543
Fasten your facelifts, ladies.
It's gonna be a bumpy weekend.
362
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,113
-What is juliette doing here?
-I don't know.
363
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,157
Really? This isn't some kind of
ambush to boost the ratings?
364
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,959
No, it's not.
I wouldn't do that to you.
365
00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:36,304
Then who did?
366
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:41,708
Dana, dana, wait.
Juliette, hi. I'll be back.
367
00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:43,302
Wheel over the liquor cart.
368
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:46,606
Christmas tea ain't
gonna cut it today.
369
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,567
Dana, wait. Please.
370
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,095
Look, I had no idea
she was coming, honestly.
371
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,664
Well, then what the hell
is she doing here?
372
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,851
She had a change of heart.
373
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:01,728
That's odd.
I didn't think she had one.
374
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,981
Do you really want
to get into this now?
375
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:07,584
Honey, I wanted to get
into this 20 years ago,
376
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,295
But you wouldn't speak to me,
remember?
377
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,405
Why was I worried about
missing the holidays
378
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:13,073
When we have boxing day
right here?
379
00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:15,425
Maybe we should all
get some fresh air.
380
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,387
I'll lead you all
on a gratitude walk.
381
00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:21,173
Or not.
382
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,416
Okay, ladies.
383
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,161
I know juliette being here
is a surprise to all of us,
384
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:28,197
But the good news is the
viewers are gonna love to see
385
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,531
The famous five reunited.
386
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,442
Well, that's exactly why
I wanted to do the show
387
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,036
For our fans.
388
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,190
Oh, really? For the fans?
It has nothing to do with
389
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,694
The money you're gonna make
from your product placement?
390
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:44,530
Please tell me
they're not leather.
391
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,773
-Of course not.
-Oh, thank god.
392
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,126
-Alligator.
-No.
393
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,738
Alex, I really hate to hit
you with this right now,
394
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,558
But if she's doing the show,
I'm not.
395
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,138
Well, I'm doing it.
396
00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:06,727
I'm gonna go upstairs and pack
my suitcase and call my car.
397
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:12,358
Hasta la vista , bitch.
398
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:19,306
You know, if dana's
not doing the show,
399
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:20,657
Could I have her lines?
400
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,252
Oh, it isn't enough that you
take the biggest bedroom?
401
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,888
Well, if you want it,
you can have it.
402
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,814
Age before beauty.
403
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,544
Or let's just say
who has the most emmys.
404
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:34,213
Oh, that would be me.
405
00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:37,316
I'm afraid I'm going
to have to go too.
406
00:19:37,318 --> 00:19:41,161
This entire environment
is too toxic for me.
407
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:43,239
Well, I didn't go off
and leave my family alone
408
00:19:43,274 --> 00:19:46,258
For the holidays to hang
out with a nest of vipers
409
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,518
With substandard accommodations.
410
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,274
So I'm sorry. I'm going to
have to call my agent.
411
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:56,860
I postponed business meetings
for this.
412
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,946
What a waste of time.
413
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,699
Juliette.
414
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:05,102
You know, how about
if you rewrite the script
415
00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:09,873
And my character suffers from
multiple personality disorder?
416
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,959
And I play all the parts?
417
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:16,214
It was worth a shot. Lily out.
418
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,804
[doors slamming]
419
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,434
[music]
420
00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:36,400
[music]
421
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,363
Are you telling me there's no
one in the office until January?
422
00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:42,306
No, no. This is an emergency.
423
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,867
I have a photoshoot
that's happening today.
424
00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:47,644
[dial tone]
425
00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:50,005
I am so disappointed.
426
00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:55,561
I thought this was going to be a
fabulous few days of camaraderie
427
00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:56,987
And female empowerment
428
00:20:57,098 --> 00:21:01,408
Like the ayahuasca retreat
michele lee took me to.
429
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,593
Are you doing your
deep breathing?
430
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,487
Yes.
431
00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:05,638
How about your tapping?
432
00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:06,672
Of course.
433
00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:08,432
All right.
How about your chakras?
434
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,644
Unblocked and aligned.
435
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:16,165
Oh, pete, I need to come home
once I'm charged up.
436
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,276
Well, you sound like you're
pretty charged up already.
437
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,520
Not for another 10 minutes.
438
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:23,613
You know, while you wait,
why don't you chill?
439
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:27,526
They must have a steam room or
something there. Right, honey?
440
00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:28,861
Okay. Good idea.
441
00:21:28,937 --> 00:21:32,606
Oh, I thought I had instilled
some values in these ladies,
442
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,050
But they are fighting
like children.
443
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,794
[sighs] jeffrey, is this
what happens to people
444
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,038
When they move to hollywood?
445
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,889
Okay, bottom line it for me,
margaux.
446
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,391
What do you want me to do?
447
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,377
First flight out, first class,
first row.
448
00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:47,120
How about the red eye, coach?
449
00:21:47,231 --> 00:21:48,789
You can wear a big hat
and sunglasses.
450
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:50,716
No one will recognize you.
451
00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:52,551
Is that the best
you can do for me?
452
00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:54,854
Well, sadly, on your budget?
Yes.
453
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,556
You know, if sebastian
weren't already dead,
454
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,860
I would strangle him for
draining my bank account.
455
00:22:00,895 --> 00:22:02,578
And how could I
have been so blind?
456
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,806
You were in love.
Next time, just shack up.
457
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:09,451
You know, don't get married. Oh,
and keep separate bank accounts.
458
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,402
Do you want my two cents?
459
00:22:10,555 --> 00:22:11,904
Yeah, apparently
I could use them.
460
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,539
Just do this for the paycheck.
461
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,091
Oh, and to spend the
holiday with your pals.
462
00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,760
They could be good to lean on
through all this mishegas .
463
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,671
No, no, no, no. They can never
know. The girls can never know.
464
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,749
No one can ever know this.
465
00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:25,675
That would destroy
my reputation.
466
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:30,255
What if I use my miles and upgrade you to an exit row?
467
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:33,500
Oh, jeffrey, that's so sweet
of you. Thank you. Thank you.
468
00:22:33,578 --> 00:22:36,745
This is why I have stayed
with you all these years.
469
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,247
That and the fact
you're the only one
470
00:22:38,282 --> 00:22:41,350
-Who would work pro bono.
-Who's working pro bono?
471
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,403
Hey julie, do you have a sec
to talk? It's really important.
472
00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:46,572
Oh, hi hun. No, I'm about
to about ready to go in
473
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,240
For a dress rehearsal
for tonight's show.
474
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,034
Do you need to book some time
for your christmas reunion show?
475
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,412
Actually, I don't think
there's gonna be a show.
476
00:22:53,447 --> 00:22:55,247
Oh, hun. What happened?
477
00:22:55,282 --> 00:22:58,417
Five divas, one mansion.
You do the math.
478
00:22:58,452 --> 00:23:01,711
Oh, I thought this was
gonna be my shot.
479
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,973
You know, finally prove to the
world that I can really act.
480
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,535
I mean, I took an under five secretary role
481
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:13,573
Into replacing dana before
and after her vampire bite.
482
00:23:13,575 --> 00:23:14,816
And what do I have
to show for it?
483
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,585
An arc on for the people.
484
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:19,321
For the people?
I don't remember that series.
485
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,324
Nobody does.
Shonda rhimes' only flop.
486
00:23:22,326 --> 00:23:24,476
Is this about not
winning an emmy?
487
00:23:24,629 --> 00:23:26,695
No.
488
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:27,896
Yes.
489
00:23:28,049 --> 00:23:30,816
Why am I the only woman in our
group who hasn't been recognized
490
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,134
By the academy?
491
00:23:32,169 --> 00:23:35,871
You have 15 nominations.
Honey, more than any other
492
00:23:35,906 --> 00:23:39,558
-Daytime actor ever .
-But no wins.
493
00:23:39,593 --> 00:23:40,942
[julie] what about the time you were--
494
00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:42,402
Being slimed on the
nickelodeon awards
495
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,753
Doesn't count!
496
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:48,108
Really, honey, we have talked
about this. An acting career...
497
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:51,971
It's not a competition.
It's not about winning awards.
498
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:56,367
It's not about hair or makeup,
or wardrobe.
499
00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:59,145
It's about doing the work.
500
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:02,498
And you have crushed that
nonstop for years.
501
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:05,200
You're right.
I have.
502
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,821
Thank you, julie for always
keeping my priorities straight,
503
00:24:08,856 --> 00:24:10,189
Even when I'm whining.
504
00:24:10,265 --> 00:24:13,074
Oh, but do I have to give
juliette's shoes back?
505
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,678
Oh, my gosh. My calves
have never looked better.
506
00:24:15,713 --> 00:24:18,330
It was insane that I came
here in the first place.
507
00:24:18,365 --> 00:24:21,033
And I thought maybe in
the spirit of the holidays,
508
00:24:21,218 --> 00:24:23,793
That she would let
bygones be bygones.
509
00:24:23,871 --> 00:24:24,903
Okay, did you tell her that?
510
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,805
What's the point? I mean,
if she could leave me when
511
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:30,442
I needed her most, then how
could I ever trust her?
512
00:24:30,444 --> 00:24:34,638
I mean, I was so young.
I was newly engaged.
513
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,349
I should have been the
happiest in my life.
514
00:24:37,384 --> 00:24:40,202
And you know what she did?
She stole it from me.
515
00:24:40,237 --> 00:24:44,857
Not a bad icebreaker, but maybe a little less accusatory.
516
00:24:44,892 --> 00:24:47,559
Point is, just start the conversation.
517
00:24:47,561 --> 00:24:49,135
Yeah, well,
that's not gonna happen.
518
00:24:49,213 --> 00:24:51,822
Not this christmas anyway.
519
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:56,619
[music]
520
00:24:57,154 --> 00:24:58,420
[sigh]
521
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,397
[chloe] I know that sigh.
522
00:25:00,474 --> 00:25:02,991
There are just no words.
523
00:25:02,993 --> 00:25:04,326
[chloe] that's the problem.
524
00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:06,928
You two are both too proud
to have a real heart-to-heart.
525
00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,505
Ouch.
526
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,133
Sorry, I know losing that series still stings.
527
00:25:11,168 --> 00:25:14,778
Well, hart to hart was the
best series I was never in.
528
00:25:14,855 --> 00:25:20,509
And it really is too bad. Rj and
I had such great chemistry.
529
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,395
But if I had gotten that role,
I wouldn't have had the success
530
00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:26,690
That I had with the aarons,
spelling and sorkin.
531
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,101
Or your success at
avoiding the subject.
532
00:25:29,177 --> 00:25:32,012
Why can't you just stop juliette before she leaves?
533
00:25:32,014 --> 00:25:35,440
You may never get an opportunity like this again.
534
00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:41,664
[music]
535
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,052
Okay. Bye.
Love you.
536
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,134
Maybe we just cut our losses
before this turns into
537
00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:05,320
-An even bigger fiasco.
-Alex, this is your baby.
538
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,939
You were the one that
convinced the network
539
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,715
To film the reunion
show in the first place.
540
00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:12,218
Exactly. So I need to
take full responsibility.
541
00:26:12,329 --> 00:26:15,055
I'm just sorry how
this is gonna affect you.
542
00:26:15,132 --> 00:26:18,634
Don't worry about me.
I'll be fine.
543
00:26:18,636 --> 00:26:20,485
But how will it affect you?
544
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:25,057
It will probably end my
writing/producing career.
545
00:26:25,092 --> 00:26:30,011
[chuckles] I forgot how easy
it was to talk to you.
546
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,997
Well, I mean, you could
have gotten a refresher
547
00:26:31,999 --> 00:26:33,165
If you called.
548
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,758
I didn't think you
wanted to hear from me.
549
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,076
-Because you ghosted me.
-I didn't ghost you.
550
00:26:36,153 --> 00:26:38,887
[phone chimes]
551
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,008
It's the publicist asking
me how the ladies are doing.
552
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,660
And if they arrived.
553
00:26:44,695 --> 00:26:47,146
Look, I know I owe
you an explanation,
554
00:26:47,181 --> 00:26:49,189
But now's not really the time.
555
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,758
Okay, let's just focus
on the show and how to fix it.
556
00:26:51,836 --> 00:26:53,109
You're right. Okay.
557
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:56,505
Well, all I know for certain
is that you aren't letting
558
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,264
The ladies of the 80s down.
559
00:26:58,342 --> 00:27:00,041
I mean, if anything,
they're letting you down.
560
00:27:00,043 --> 00:27:01,360
I mean, arguing about
a fight that happened
561
00:27:01,436 --> 00:27:03,211
A million years ago.
It's ridiculous.
562
00:27:03,213 --> 00:27:06,439
What do I do? Are you gonna
cancel the photoshoot?
563
00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:08,183
Tell the network that
the christmas reunion show
564
00:27:08,218 --> 00:27:09,109
Is a bust?
565
00:27:09,186 --> 00:27:10,777
The ladies aren't
speaking to each other.
566
00:27:10,779 --> 00:27:13,005
They're making plans
to go back home.
567
00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:18,393
Look, let's just go check out
the rest of the house.
568
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,045
The ladies, are they
always that dramatic?
569
00:27:20,047 --> 00:27:23,215
[alex] oh, yeah.
I should have expected it.
570
00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:24,266
[music]
571
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:32,107
[music]
572
00:27:32,142 --> 00:27:35,711
Everybody, just take a seat.
573
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,030
No, no, no.
Leave it open a crack
574
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,565
Just in case I have to make a
quick escape.
575
00:27:40,642 --> 00:27:45,153
-You're good at that.
-Okay, this is not helping.
576
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,039
And could make
this fast, please?
577
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,757
My car is gonna
be here any minute.
578
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:52,544
Fine. I called us all
together to have this meeting
579
00:27:52,579 --> 00:27:54,229
Because when I was
in the steam room--
580
00:27:54,231 --> 00:27:56,656
Wait, there's a steam room?
581
00:27:56,734 --> 00:27:58,817
I guess I could leave
a half hour later.
582
00:27:58,852 --> 00:28:02,738
I accidentally overheard
alex and nell.
583
00:28:02,773 --> 00:28:04,773
-Making love?
-No.
584
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,910
Well, they should be. I mean,
those two belong together.
585
00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,244
Anybody can see that.
586
00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:10,278
Aren't they the cutest?
587
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,922
They were not making love.
588
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,951
They were talking about us.
589
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,253
-Oh.
-And not in a good way.
590
00:28:18,288 --> 00:28:19,287
Oh.
591
00:28:19,289 --> 00:28:21,606
Alex doesn't like what
we are doing to the show
592
00:28:21,608 --> 00:28:25,093
Or to his career,
whatever is left of it.
593
00:28:25,095 --> 00:28:27,996
It was alex's idea
to bring us back
594
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:30,857
For a live christmas finale.
595
00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:33,042
He put his job
on the line for us,
596
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,528
And then us leaving is
gonna ruin the show
597
00:28:35,606 --> 00:28:38,364
And ruin his career
at the same time.
598
00:28:38,442 --> 00:28:42,794
So...
Now what?
599
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,871
I've been thinking.
600
00:28:44,982 --> 00:28:47,816
Ladies, I think we're about
to be roped into something.
601
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,684
[margaux] oh, here we go again.
602
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:54,289
I'm still paying for that
circus elephant rescue mission.
603
00:28:54,324 --> 00:28:55,774
Like you were saying.
604
00:28:55,809 --> 00:29:00,720
I was thinking maybe we
could pretend to get along
605
00:29:00,722 --> 00:29:04,633
Through christmas day. Do you
think that we can manage that?
606
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:08,887
Of course, it's possible.
We are actresses after all.
607
00:29:08,889 --> 00:29:12,774
No problem for me.
I once sold being romantic
608
00:29:12,776 --> 00:29:16,211
With rodney dangerfield
in a tour of love letters .
609
00:29:16,246 --> 00:29:19,089
[laughing]
610
00:29:20,568 --> 00:29:21,933
[recording] your call is important to us.
611
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,677
Thanks so much for holding and merry christmas.
612
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,422
You are not going to believe
what the ladies are doing.
613
00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:30,859
-A quintuple homicide?
-Scarier. Come see.
614
00:29:30,928 --> 00:29:32,594
The girl on the phone in the
office said there's no one
615
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,646
In the office until January,
but she was in there and
616
00:29:34,681 --> 00:29:37,165
I heard a guy in the background
coughing, so there's definitely
617
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,403
Someone in there. I think she
was telling little fibs to me.
618
00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:44,490
You're never gonna believe this.
619
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,159
[laughing]
620
00:29:47,194 --> 00:29:48,785
Wow!
621
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,512
-I'm gonna go tell him.
-Okay.
622
00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:56,126
[instrumental
deck the halls ]
623
00:29:57,021 --> 00:30:00,221
[turns to rock intro]
624
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,965
♪ oh, oh
625
00:30:02,893 --> 00:30:04,343
♪ yeah ♪
626
00:30:04,619 --> 00:30:08,547
♪ the past is in the rearview mirror tonight ♪
627
00:30:08,657 --> 00:30:12,434
♪ livin' like the best is still to come ♪
628
00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:16,855
♪ group's back together and they know what they like ♪
629
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,224
♪ 'cause ladies just wanna have fun ♪
630
00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:21,134
♪ wanna have fun
631
00:30:21,211 --> 00:30:25,339
♪ sassy when they talk, sexy when they walk ♪
632
00:30:25,415 --> 00:30:29,076
♪ they're younger than they've ever been ♪
633
00:30:29,152 --> 00:30:33,329
♪ they're gonna strike a pose so everybody knows ♪
634
00:30:33,407 --> 00:30:34,540
Merry christmas.
635
00:30:34,758 --> 00:30:37,476
♪ divas making history ♪
636
00:30:37,478 --> 00:30:42,214
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
637
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:45,567
♪ livin' it large minute by minute ♪
638
00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:50,438
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
639
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,667
♪ it's their world and we're just livin' in it ♪
640
00:30:54,778 --> 00:30:58,597
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
641
00:30:58,707 --> 00:31:02,067
♪ all eyes on them no matter where they go ♪
642
00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:07,272
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
643
00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:09,874
♪ always putting on a show
644
00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:15,998
[electric guitar solo]
645
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:29,711
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
646
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:33,039
♪ and they're always putting on a show ♪
647
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,450
Well, it looks they're
all getting along
648
00:31:35,485 --> 00:31:37,685
-And we got a show.
-Yeah.
649
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,879
Now, I just need to rewrite
the script to reflect that.
650
00:31:39,881 --> 00:31:41,139
You got this.
You write the scene,
651
00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,475
And I'll coordinate the
hollywood tonight interview.
652
00:31:43,477 --> 00:31:46,219
Okay. Yeah.
You're the best, buddy.
653
00:31:46,221 --> 00:31:51,074
[laughing] hmm.
654
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,668
And he just called me buddy.
655
00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:56,246
I guess we're staying
in the friend zone.
656
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,670
[keyboard clacking]
657
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:12,779
[margaux] and on the next episode of the great lakes.
658
00:32:12,856 --> 00:32:16,475
-I just can't do it, girls.
-Oh mom, you must.
659
00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:19,027
You can't put it off any longer.
660
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,921
We're only thinking
of your happiness.
661
00:32:22,032 --> 00:32:24,199
You missed so much
of your life
662
00:32:24,201 --> 00:32:26,109
While you were
recovering from that.
663
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,903
No! What am I thinking?
664
00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:33,283
One lady can't have all of the
lines. This--there'll be mutiny.
665
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:37,287
There will be mutiny.
666
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,199
I know.
667
00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:43,384
Let's go with...
668
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,780
I just can't do it, girls.
Oh, mommy, you must.
669
00:32:47,891 --> 00:32:50,391
You can't put it off any longer.
670
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,428
You know we're just thinking
of your happiness.
671
00:32:53,463 --> 00:32:55,288
You missed so much
of your life
672
00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:58,033
While you were recovering
from amnesia.
673
00:32:58,068 --> 00:33:01,269
No! Amnesia?
674
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,563
It's too overdone.
675
00:33:05,392 --> 00:33:06,975
Okay.
676
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:10,545
You missed so much of your
life while you were recovering
677
00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,214
From that brain tumor.
678
00:33:12,216 --> 00:33:14,449
That's too serious
for christmas.
679
00:33:15,836 --> 00:33:19,538
You missed so much of your life
while you were recovering
680
00:33:19,573 --> 00:33:23,241
From that vampire bite.
681
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:24,810
Come on!
682
00:33:24,812 --> 00:33:29,756
[music]
683
00:33:49,102 --> 00:33:54,740
[music]
684
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:59,627
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were in here.
685
00:33:59,629 --> 00:34:01,747
-I couldn't sleep.
-Oh, me either.
686
00:34:01,782 --> 00:34:04,975
I thought you'd be happy since
I gave you the master bedroom.
687
00:34:05,051 --> 00:34:07,602
-I thought so too.
-But?
688
00:34:07,637 --> 00:34:11,289
But at the end, it's still
just a big empty room.
689
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:15,110
Oh, it must be so hard
since sebastian died.
690
00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:18,446
Yes, things have been very hard.
I didn't realize how difficult
691
00:34:18,481 --> 00:34:22,726
It would be being away from
my family this time of year.
692
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,169
What are you doing?
693
00:34:25,247 --> 00:34:28,223
I always make sure my kids
wake up to the smell
694
00:34:28,258 --> 00:34:32,110
Of their favorite traditional
english fruit cake
695
00:34:32,145 --> 00:34:36,664
Wafting through the house,
just like my mom made for me.
696
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:41,653
So I thought alex
and nell would like it too.
697
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,080
Is there something I can do?
698
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:45,206
Sure. What are you doing up?
699
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,325
Well, I'm just a little
nervous about all of us working
700
00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:51,429
Together again, so I came down
for a little liquid courage.
701
00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,632
Oh, don't let those
ladies get to you.
702
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,801
You can hold your own
against any of them.
703
00:34:55,910 --> 00:34:59,654
Well, it's not them
I'm really worried about.
704
00:34:59,656 --> 00:35:02,173
-It's you.
-Me?
705
00:35:02,175 --> 00:35:05,477
Do you know how intimidating
it was to work with you?
706
00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:10,531
I mean, I was new on the show,
and you were already a legend.
707
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,151
So in every scene
we got to do together,
708
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:16,154
When it came up,
I was just so excited.
709
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,098
And at the same time,
incredibly terrified.
710
00:35:19,176 --> 00:35:21,034
Well, it never showed.
711
00:35:21,111 --> 00:35:23,495
You were the consummate
professional.
712
00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:27,666
-How nice of you to say that.
-Nice? Me? [laughs]
713
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:31,202
Hardly. No, you would never
have lasted on the soap
714
00:35:31,204 --> 00:35:34,880
As long as you did if you
didn't have what it takes.
715
00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:36,591
-Really?
-Believe me.
716
00:35:36,626 --> 00:35:39,394
I would have made sure of it.
717
00:35:39,546 --> 00:35:42,638
I thought I heard
voices down here.
718
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,867
Are there any more of those
gingerbread cookies left?
719
00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:47,869
I've been craving
a midnight snack.
720
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,538
Oh no, don't eat those.
Those are the prop cookies.
721
00:35:50,573 --> 00:35:53,316
You'll break a veneer.
722
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,510
Do you remember how we used to
love to come to set and meet up
723
00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:59,531
With the craft service table,
swapping war stories?
724
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,884
Especially at christmas.
Everything was so delicious.
725
00:36:02,919 --> 00:36:04,419
We didn't have to pay for it.
726
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,554
Yeah. Back in those days,
we could eat anything we wanted
727
00:36:06,589 --> 00:36:08,540
And not worry about
gaining weight.
728
00:36:08,575 --> 00:36:10,742
Thank god for
intermittent fasting.
729
00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:11,743
Paleo here.
730
00:36:11,745 --> 00:36:13,486
Mediterranean diet for me
731
00:36:13,488 --> 00:36:17,823
In-between bouts of
rare tropical diseases.
732
00:36:17,825 --> 00:36:19,434
You want me to whip you
something up?
733
00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:20,826
Oh no, that's all right.
Thank you.
734
00:36:20,904 --> 00:36:26,107
I'll have some fresh fruit in
the guise of brandy, oranges
735
00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:30,269
-And cinnamon.
-Cinnamon, here it is.
736
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:34,566
Just for you.
There you go.
737
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:39,254
Oh, how I have missed
the beautiful
738
00:36:39,289 --> 00:36:41,089
Mulled holiday wine of yours.
739
00:36:41,124 --> 00:36:43,925
You know, I'm so glad that
you came back for the finale.
740
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,912
The only time I get to see you
anymore is on your infomercials.
741
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:48,521
I know.
They really keep me busy.
742
00:36:48,598 --> 00:36:50,856
Oh, and they should.
I'm totally addicted.
743
00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:53,785
I bought three pair
of the wedge sandals.
744
00:36:53,861 --> 00:36:55,253
They're like walking on a cloud.
745
00:36:55,363 --> 00:36:59,607
Okay, well, just us girls here.
746
00:36:59,642 --> 00:37:01,760
Tell us why you
decided to show up.
747
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:04,145
I mean, given all the bad blood
between you
748
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,798
And the other blonde
who shall remain nameless.
749
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,852
I really don't wanna
go there right now.
750
00:37:12,456 --> 00:37:16,399
Well, um...
751
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,235
You could twist my arm.
752
00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:20,962
-Okay.
-Dish.
753
00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:22,388
Here we go.
754
00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:24,658
[bells jingling]
755
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,818
Well, it was my son who
talked me into coming.
756
00:37:26,894 --> 00:37:31,122
He wouldn't let it go. He just
kept coming at me with it.
757
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,091
It was even worse than
the 12 hours of labor
758
00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:35,735
That he put me through.
759
00:37:35,812 --> 00:37:40,239
-He thinks I'm a workaholic.
-Darling, you are.
760
00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:44,260
Well, I know, but I wasn't
always that way.
761
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:48,597
You know, back in the day,
I was a bit of a party girl.
762
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:52,860
And when I wasn't at home
learning my lines and,
763
00:37:52,862 --> 00:37:55,480
You know, I liked to go dancing.
764
00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:59,442
Like at studio 54 with
andy warhol and diana ross?
765
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,002
No, that was a little
before my time,
766
00:38:01,037 --> 00:38:06,524
But dana and I used to love to
go to limelight and the area.
767
00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:10,878
I mean, we went absolutely
everywhere together
768
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,122
Until she went awol.
769
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:17,460
You know, it was really hurtful.
I...
770
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,872
I shut down and just put
all of my energies and emotions
771
00:38:21,024 --> 00:38:25,560
Into my work, but there was
always something missing.
772
00:38:26,196 --> 00:38:30,122
I'm sorry, this is not
a festive conversation,
773
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,066
But I hope that you
both keep it private,
774
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:37,405
Especially from the blonde
who shall remain nameless.
775
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,874
I think we're gonna
need another bottle.
776
00:38:39,909 --> 00:38:42,777
Way ahead of you.
777
00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:47,382
I can't tell you how
nice it is to be here
778
00:38:47,417 --> 00:38:51,494
With old friends again,
and especially girlfriends.
779
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,556
I couldn't agree more.
780
00:38:54,741 --> 00:38:59,835
This is exactly
what I was visualizing.
781
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,080
Nightcap?
782
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,431
What are the ingredients?
783
00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:06,217
It's 100% booze, honey.
That's all you need to know.
784
00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:08,903
And way too much sugar content.
785
00:39:08,938 --> 00:39:11,573
I'll just stick
with my bubbly water.
786
00:39:11,608 --> 00:39:13,182
What shall we toast to?
787
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,852
How about the fabulous
acting job we all did
788
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,096
Today at that photoshoot?
789
00:39:18,172 --> 00:39:20,615
Wonderful acting because
it actually looked as if
790
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,233
We were all still very close.
791
00:39:22,268 --> 00:39:25,103
Especially juliette. You know,
if I hadn't known better,
792
00:39:25,179 --> 00:39:27,955
I would have thought that you
and dana were still besties.
793
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,942
Yeah, well, that's where
my method acting training
794
00:39:31,018 --> 00:39:32,577
Came into play.
795
00:39:32,612 --> 00:39:33,611
[laughing]
796
00:39:33,688 --> 00:39:37,098
To my three fabulous daughters!
797
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,117
Oh god, more like
sisters really.
798
00:39:39,269 --> 00:39:43,955
And not just because we're so
close in age, but because...
799
00:39:44,031 --> 00:39:48,459
No toasts without the
other blonde
800
00:39:48,461 --> 00:39:52,221
Who shall remain nameless.
801
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:56,101
The kitchen vent goes
right up to my room.
802
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:01,305
Would all of you mind if I
filmed this little gathering
803
00:40:01,382 --> 00:40:03,382
And then posted it to my story?
804
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:06,569
When did you become
so media savvy?
805
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,329
These days you have to be.
806
00:40:08,331 --> 00:40:11,666
Because of social media,
I have a whole new fan base.
807
00:40:11,668 --> 00:40:14,076
I have more
friends and followers.
808
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,411
You couldn't even imagine.
809
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,730
Real friends or online friends?
810
00:40:17,807 --> 00:40:19,565
Does it matter?
811
00:40:19,643 --> 00:40:21,909
I'm happy.
They make me happy.
812
00:40:21,911 --> 00:40:23,919
Isn't that what friends are for?
813
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:28,983
No comment. And on that note,
I think I will be off to bed.
814
00:40:29,018 --> 00:40:30,334
Goodnight, ladies.
815
00:40:30,411 --> 00:40:34,656
Oh, don't go. We have to figure
out how we can all be together
816
00:40:34,658 --> 00:40:35,856
In the same room.
817
00:40:35,858 --> 00:40:40,761
Sort of look at it as a
rehearsal for the grand finale.
818
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:45,107
Oh, that'll make great content.
819
00:40:45,185 --> 00:40:50,538
Okay. Oh, and don't worry. I'll
put on a very flattering filter.
820
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,091
Okay. Go ahead. Toast. Action.
821
00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:57,378
Yes. To my four
fabulous daughters.
822
00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:01,833
To the girls you were
and the women you have become.
823
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:05,712
Aww.
824
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:17,432
♪ o christmas tree o christmas tree ♪
825
00:41:17,467 --> 00:41:20,125
[nutcracker slams]
826
00:41:20,203 --> 00:41:23,404
♪ how lovely are your branches
827
00:41:23,464 --> 00:41:25,223
[nutcracker slams]
828
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:29,243
♪ o christmas tree
o christmas tree ♪
829
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,971
[nutcracker slams]
830
00:41:32,048 --> 00:41:35,658
♪ how lovely are your branches
831
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,885
[nutcracker slams]
nell!
832
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,971
Are you all right?
833
00:41:40,006 --> 00:41:43,558
Yeah, I am. I'm okay.
834
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,925
Did I wake you?
835
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,078
Do we look like we just woke up?
836
00:41:47,154 --> 00:41:50,990
Seems like someone
needs our help.
837
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,751
This is about alex, isn't it?
838
00:41:53,786 --> 00:41:55,820
Uh, why would you think that?
839
00:41:55,855 --> 00:41:59,348
Something about the way
you cracked that nut.
840
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,910
-And how you look at him.
-And how he looks at you.
841
00:42:02,912 --> 00:42:04,579
-Alex looks at me?
-Oh, dear god.
842
00:42:04,614 --> 00:42:08,273
We don't have time for this.
Let's just cut to the chase.
843
00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:12,344
There is more between you
two than this history of being
844
00:42:12,422 --> 00:42:14,680
Best friends in college.
Am I right?
845
00:42:14,791 --> 00:42:20,244
Yes. No. I really--
um...
846
00:42:20,396 --> 00:42:22,747
I really shouldn't be talking
to you ladies about this.
847
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,382
You have to make it happen.
848
00:42:24,517 --> 00:42:25,608
Oh, give her a break.
849
00:42:25,685 --> 00:42:28,944
Affairs of the heart
can be complicated.
850
00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:31,122
-Give us the back story.
-The back story?
851
00:42:31,124 --> 00:42:34,734
You know, you, him,
an affair, an argument.
852
00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:36,761
No, I mean nothing like that.
No.
853
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,204
Seriously, sweetheart,
we don't have all night.
854
00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:43,968
Okay. Story short.
We made movies together.
855
00:42:44,045 --> 00:42:48,881
We became inseparable.
And he finally kissed me.
856
00:42:48,991 --> 00:42:50,132
It wasn't just any kiss.
857
00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:54,112
It was like romeo and juliet
style kiss.
858
00:42:54,297 --> 00:42:56,238
And then the next day,
he dropped out of college.
859
00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,701
He quit acting, and he texted me
once to say that he was sorry.
860
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:05,640
So let's just say that the kiss
was much better for me
861
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,841
Than it was for him.
862
00:43:06,843 --> 00:43:12,087
And this all happened when
he dropped out of college?
863
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:15,300
The bottom line is
there's nothing. Okay?
864
00:43:15,409 --> 00:43:19,027
I mean, he's just a colleague.
That's the end of the story.
865
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:22,348
I am just going to
let these feelings go
866
00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:23,808
And take back falling for him.
867
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:26,844
Oh, honey, that is not
how l'amour works.
868
00:43:26,921 --> 00:43:30,081
You don't always get to
choose who you fall for.
869
00:43:30,116 --> 00:43:32,625
Listen to her.
She's had five husbands.
870
00:43:32,627 --> 00:43:35,277
And I wouldn't trade
any one of them.
871
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,762
Well, maybe that last one.
872
00:43:36,764 --> 00:43:38,656
That is another story
for another night,
873
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,616
And another bottle of wine.
874
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:44,695
We all know alex.
He likes you,
875
00:43:44,772 --> 00:43:46,547
But he's a little closed.
876
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:50,668
And when men are closed,
they need a little nudge.
877
00:43:50,703 --> 00:43:54,339
Yeah, to get past
that friend zone.
878
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,508
Ladies...
879
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,903
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
880
00:44:01,397 --> 00:44:03,865
That exterior is not working.
881
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:06,851
And the interior,
not working.
882
00:44:06,886 --> 00:44:09,403
Sweetheart,
883
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,240
You need some diva.
884
00:44:13,242 --> 00:44:15,467
Ladies, let's spell it
out for her.
885
00:44:15,636 --> 00:44:19,138
Determination.
886
00:44:19,215 --> 00:44:20,989
Integrity.
887
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,975
Vitality.
888
00:44:23,052 --> 00:44:26,404
And aspiration.
889
00:44:26,439 --> 00:44:31,091
And tomorrow, honey,
you belong to us again.
890
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:35,046
[music]
891
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:43,421
[music]
892
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:49,193
Alex, you need to sleep.
No, you need to write a scene.
893
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:52,263
You need to finish the scene.
894
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,482
You...
895
00:44:55,451 --> 00:44:57,535
You need caffeine.
896
00:44:57,703 --> 00:45:03,699
Yes. No. You need nell.
I need nell.
897
00:45:03,793 --> 00:45:06,368
[breathes deeply]
898
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:11,115
Okay. Hey nell,
899
00:45:11,117 --> 00:45:12,950
I'm in my office writing.
900
00:45:13,027 --> 00:45:18,389
Can you come and find me
when you have a minute?
901
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:24,470
[music]
902
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,480
No.
903
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,148
They've gotta go.
904
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:30,476
Waiting.
905
00:45:31,837 --> 00:45:34,413
That's it? You have to give
it more of an effort.
906
00:45:34,415 --> 00:45:36,565
And since we're not
on the slopes of aspen,
907
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,794
You could start by getting
rid of that ski cap.
908
00:45:39,796 --> 00:45:41,136
-No, no--
-I'm concerned with
909
00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:43,555
What might be
growing under there!
910
00:45:43,666 --> 00:45:47,785
Ooh, wow. I can see that you
like to play with color.
911
00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:48,761
That's good.
912
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,154
Think I should
add another shade?
913
00:45:50,156 --> 00:45:51,138
Uh, no.
914
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,564
I can't hear you.
915
00:45:52,675 --> 00:45:56,010
I said I'm not an actress.
I don't need to talk all fancy.
916
00:45:56,012 --> 00:45:59,146
No, you said
[speaking gibberish].
917
00:45:59,148 --> 00:46:00,465
-What?
-Exactly.
918
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:04,009
It's not about talking fast,
it's about making yourself
919
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,845
Understood and getting
your point across.
920
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:10,283
And does alex have a clue
how you really feel about him?
921
00:46:10,285 --> 00:46:12,143
I don't know.
Whatever.
922
00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:13,978
Okay, well, I think we're
gonna have to approach that
923
00:46:14,013 --> 00:46:16,439
From a different angle.
924
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,779
No, no, no, no, no. Forget it.
925
00:46:23,055 --> 00:46:27,325
If you think you can do it,
then you can.
926
00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:28,976
You sound just like your books.
927
00:46:28,978 --> 00:46:32,513
-You read my books?
-I did my homework.
928
00:46:32,548 --> 00:46:37,084
[music]
929
00:46:38,704 --> 00:46:44,391
What is it that you really want?
A, casual fling.
930
00:46:44,393 --> 00:46:45,793
B, serious dating.
931
00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:49,347
C, traditional trajectory
leading to marriage.
932
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,048
It all just sounds
so calculated.
933
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:52,883
Can't it just happen naturally?
934
00:46:53,036 --> 00:46:55,569
Yeah!
No.
935
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,120
Thank goodness.
936
00:46:57,122 --> 00:46:58,789
Okay, let's talk makeup.
937
00:46:58,824 --> 00:47:01,483
Project from the diaphragm.
938
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,894
Mah, may, me, mo, moo.
939
00:47:04,004 --> 00:47:05,755
Just use your inner voice.
940
00:47:05,831 --> 00:47:07,898
Inner voice is saying
to take a nap.
941
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,734
I can't say this to alex.
It reads like a spreadsheet.
942
00:47:10,736 --> 00:47:15,389
That is why you are going to
put it in your own words.
943
00:47:15,424 --> 00:47:20,086
[music]
944
00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:24,632
Nell, where are you?
945
00:47:29,939 --> 00:47:31,438
Oh, very nice.
946
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:32,764
Better.
947
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:35,059
Very nice.
948
00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:38,563
[blowing kiss] exquisite.
949
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,424
Amazing.
950
00:47:42,502 --> 00:47:45,093
Bravo, bravo!
951
00:47:45,204 --> 00:47:47,321
Aww.
952
00:47:48,182 --> 00:47:49,991
Our work here is done.
953
00:47:50,026 --> 00:47:52,451
Stunning.
954
00:48:01,437 --> 00:48:03,671
Hey alex, can you talk?
955
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:10,511
[music]
956
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:23,232
I, uh...
957
00:48:23,476 --> 00:48:26,160
[music]
958
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,446
Sorry. Um...
959
00:48:32,301 --> 00:48:34,059
What was I saying?
960
00:48:34,061 --> 00:48:36,904
I'm not sure.
You didn't say anything yet.
961
00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,990
Right. Yes. Um...
962
00:48:39,992 --> 00:48:41,992
Oh, I was looking for you.
963
00:48:42,069 --> 00:48:46,814
Um, and I wanted to brainstorm.
964
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,667
With--us brainstorm to--later.
965
00:48:49,852 --> 00:48:51,910
And then maybe
we can get dinner.
966
00:48:51,988 --> 00:48:54,488
And-and then we could eat.
And maybe brainstorm.
967
00:48:54,523 --> 00:48:56,507
And-and...
968
00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:59,009
Go through the script together.
969
00:48:59,086 --> 00:49:00,511
-I'd love to.
-Great.
970
00:49:00,587 --> 00:49:01,812
But I can't.
971
00:49:01,847 --> 00:49:05,182
Remember, you wanted me to do
that interview with tommy.
972
00:49:05,184 --> 00:49:06,091
Tommy?
973
00:49:06,093 --> 00:49:07,318
From "hollywood tonight".
974
00:49:07,353 --> 00:49:09,111
You arranged it earlier.
975
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,095
Right. [clears throat]
976
00:49:10,097 --> 00:49:13,491
He asked if we could
grab a bite and do it.
977
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,361
You know, so we can talk
freely and be out of the house
978
00:49:17,363 --> 00:49:18,712
And not bother the ladies.
979
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,048
Yeah, of course.
980
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,199
Is everything okay?
981
00:49:22,201 --> 00:49:27,505
Yeah, I just wanted to
tell you before that--
982
00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:29,799
[glass shattering]
983
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:34,261
Oh, no.
That's our hero ornament.
984
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,905
That's an exact match
from the original show
985
00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:39,366
That the daughter gave to her.
What am I going to do now?
986
00:49:39,368 --> 00:49:40,851
Just rewrite everything
because that's broken?
987
00:49:40,886 --> 00:49:43,370
I won't have time for that.
And what are you doing?
988
00:49:43,372 --> 00:49:45,523
You're eating that.
This is set decorations.
989
00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:46,857
-That's him.
-For the movie.
990
00:49:46,892 --> 00:49:49,818
Do you understand that?
Set decoration. Cannot eat.
991
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,046
He was eating out of this before
and it was on the ground.
992
00:49:52,081 --> 00:49:53,239
And guys, I told you.
993
00:49:53,315 --> 00:49:57,617
Do you know how many hands have
been in there? It's disgusting.
994
00:49:57,695 --> 00:50:00,162
[sighs]
995
00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:06,627
[music]
996
00:50:08,264 --> 00:50:11,257
All right, you ready?
Let's do this.
997
00:50:13,602 --> 00:50:18,639
Mr. Chow's, here we come.
[laughing]
998
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:25,813
[music]
999
00:50:33,289 --> 00:50:37,908
[music]
1000
00:50:38,761 --> 00:50:41,262
Oh no, performing live
isn't scary at all.
1001
00:50:41,297 --> 00:50:43,614
On the contrary,
it's quite exhilarating.
1002
00:50:43,690 --> 00:50:45,616
After all, we've all done
theater.
1003
00:50:45,768 --> 00:50:47,951
And in this case, we'll actually
get to the see the audience's
1004
00:50:48,028 --> 00:50:50,378
Response as it happens
in the chat rooms.
1005
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,631
Speaking of online,
we've got one last question.
1006
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:55,459
And this one is
from fayealtman338.
1007
00:50:55,536 --> 00:50:59,613
She wants to know what your
favorite christmas memory is.
1008
00:50:59,648 --> 00:51:01,782
I have one.
1009
00:51:01,817 --> 00:51:04,376
Our first christmas in new york.
1010
00:51:04,453 --> 00:51:07,562
It's when we first
met for the show.
1011
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:12,276
Remember that huge snowstorm?
The city was shut down.
1012
00:51:12,311 --> 00:51:14,111
It was a winter wonderland.
1013
00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:16,714
There was a three-month
garbage strike.
1014
00:51:16,716 --> 00:51:18,883
All those bags covered in snow.
1015
00:51:18,918 --> 00:51:20,317
[laughing]
1016
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:22,620
And then margaux invited us
to her apartment
1017
00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:24,805
On central park west.
1018
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,232
Well, I was not gonna
let you ladies be alone
1019
00:51:27,343 --> 00:51:29,977
And away from your families
on such a special day.
1020
00:51:29,979 --> 00:51:34,681
Well, it was the first time I
ever tasted british fruitcake.
1021
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,092
I mean, my mother never made
anything like that in texas.
1022
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,912
Everything was deep fried,
including the butter.
1023
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,582
And dana and I were living
together in that uh,
1024
00:51:43,584 --> 00:51:47,194
Fourth floor walk-up
in the east village.
1025
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,529
With the bathtub in the kitchen.
1026
00:51:49,531 --> 00:51:51,606
Oh, my god.
It was frightening.
1027
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:55,486
[dana] oh, lord. We were just
you know, starting out.
1028
00:51:55,521 --> 00:51:57,204
We were totally broke.
1029
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,589
Yep, pinching pennies.
1030
00:51:58,591 --> 00:52:01,492
And wondering if we were gonna
last on the soap opera.
1031
00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:03,093
You did way more than last.
1032
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:07,814
I mean, you all turned humble
beginnings into epic careers.
1033
00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:11,084
And you're more than just family
to each other, right?
1034
00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:13,254
It's all of us,
the audience as well.
1035
00:52:13,289 --> 00:52:19,726
And we are so fortunate to have
you all for one last christmas.
1036
00:52:20,029 --> 00:52:24,139
Tomorrow live.
I'm gonna be there.
1037
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:27,626
I know you're
gonna be there, too.
1038
00:52:27,803 --> 00:52:29,970
All right, cut. Let's get back
to the studio and get this cut
1039
00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:32,690
For tonight's show.
Ladies, thank you so much.
1040
00:52:32,725 --> 00:52:34,208
It's been a pleasure.
1041
00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:38,779
And as they say in the theater,
break legs.
1042
00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:44,751
Amazing performance, ladies.
You were all incredible.
1043
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,746
Thank you so much.
It's gonna be stellar pr.
1044
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:48,622
-Great job.
-Thank you.
1045
00:52:48,657 --> 00:52:50,157
-You always do.
-Now, listen--
1046
00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:53,410
Oh, just look at
the two of them.
1047
00:52:53,412 --> 00:52:54,753
The reflection of the light.
1048
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:57,414
Some chemistry.
1049
00:52:57,491 --> 00:52:58,657
You think they have chemistry?
1050
00:52:58,767 --> 00:53:00,718
Mm.
1051
00:53:00,753 --> 00:53:01,826
Yeah.
1052
00:53:01,828 --> 00:53:03,845
Excuse me.
1053
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,106
Yeah. [laughing]
1054
00:53:06,108 --> 00:53:08,575
-Can we talk, privately?
-Can you give me a second?
1055
00:53:08,610 --> 00:53:11,445
No, no, no. It's important.
It's about the show.
1056
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:12,730
Okay. I'm sorry.
1057
00:53:12,765 --> 00:53:14,665
It's all right. It's all right.
I'll text you later.
1058
00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:15,599
Okay.
1059
00:53:15,601 --> 00:53:17,342
And good luck with
the show tomorrow, buddy.
1060
00:53:17,344 --> 00:53:20,528
It should be a good one.
1061
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:22,406
Hmm.
1062
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:27,127
-What's going on?
-You and tommy.
1063
00:53:27,129 --> 00:53:28,962
What are you two
like, dating now?
1064
00:53:28,964 --> 00:53:30,113
Look, I don't think
it's appropriate to
1065
00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:32,707
Mix business and pleasure.
1066
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,785
First of all,
we're just friends.
1067
00:53:34,861 --> 00:53:36,270
And second of all,
what's not appropriate is
1068
00:53:36,305 --> 00:53:37,779
You telling me how to behave.
1069
00:53:37,857 --> 00:53:39,864
-I'm your boss.
-Not of my life.
1070
00:53:39,942 --> 00:53:41,808
No, no.
I didn't mean it that way.
1071
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:43,702
Okay. What way did
you mean it then?
1072
00:53:43,779 --> 00:53:47,147
Nell, come on. I just meant that
we have a lot of work to do.
1073
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:53,153
And you should maybe focus on
the job and me, and not him.
1074
00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:54,805
Focus on you and not him?
1075
00:53:54,807 --> 00:53:57,399
Has anyone ever told you
that you're the most confusing
1076
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,793
Person on the planet?
1077
00:53:59,828 --> 00:54:05,866
[music]
1078
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:10,204
And maybe you should
ask yourself
1079
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,823
Why you care so much, anyhow.
1080
00:54:12,899 --> 00:54:18,045
[music]
1081
00:54:21,433 --> 00:54:25,844
Men, so predictable.
Jealousy works every time.
1082
00:54:27,748 --> 00:54:29,765
[laughing]
1083
00:54:30,493 --> 00:54:33,927
[music]
1084
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,829
[nell] okay, why don't we take it from the top of
1085
00:54:35,864 --> 00:54:37,664
The scene again? Here we go.
1086
00:54:37,699 --> 00:54:40,401
And...
Action on rehearsal.
1087
00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:44,612
Decorating the house together
after having a wonderful meal
1088
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:48,283
Really brings back such
great memories, doesn't it?
1089
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:52,029
It certainly does. How I have
missed this annual tradition
1090
00:54:52,105 --> 00:54:54,364
While I developing our
company's products in
1091
00:54:54,441 --> 00:54:56,624
Underdeveloped countries.
1092
00:54:56,626 --> 00:55:00,037
Well, thankfully, helping
those less fortunate
1093
00:55:00,222 --> 00:55:04,191
Is part of our mission
statement.
1094
00:55:04,527 --> 00:55:07,218
Mother, be careful up there.
1095
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:11,798
Remember your fatal
fear of heights? Acrophobia.
1096
00:55:12,067 --> 00:55:13,733
Oh...
1097
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,060
[screaming]
1098
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,776
Oh!
1099
00:55:27,048 --> 00:55:28,139
Are you okay?
1100
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:32,536
Well, I could use another
cinnamon stick for my tea.
1101
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:34,979
Great work, lou.
I'm good if you are.
1102
00:55:34,981 --> 00:55:38,483
Back to one.
Fantastic rehearsal, ladies.
1103
00:55:38,561 --> 00:55:41,002
You now have time to rest
and go over your lines
1104
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,254
For the dinner scene.
1105
00:55:42,331 --> 00:55:45,340
Nell and I are going to do a
quick casting for the houseboy,
1106
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,584
Which doesn't involve
any of you.
1107
00:55:47,661 --> 00:55:51,438
-Very considerate.
-I think I'll go for a walk.
1108
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,906
[man] background's here.
1109
00:55:52,941 --> 00:55:54,349
[music]
1110
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:59,263
♪ santa, I'll be waiting by the christmas tree ♪
1111
00:55:59,298 --> 00:56:04,342
♪ santa, I'll be waiting, what you got for me? ♪
1112
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:07,938
♪ I've been about as good as I can be ♪
1113
00:56:08,014 --> 00:56:09,180
On second thought...
1114
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:11,850
You could probably use our
expertise in casting.
1115
00:56:11,927 --> 00:56:13,793
Wait for mommy.
1116
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:16,121
I'll join you.
1117
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:19,249
[ding]
1118
00:56:21,778 --> 00:56:24,638
Yes, but wouldn't you
like a drink first?
1119
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,948
Mm, perfect.
1120
00:56:27,026 --> 00:56:29,726
I'd expect nothing
less from this family.
1121
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,871
That's so sweet.
Could I serve you some salad?
1122
00:56:32,948 --> 00:56:34,531
The tomatoes are
from our garden.
1123
00:56:34,566 --> 00:56:37,851
I can't tell you how much joy
it brings me to see you girls
1124
00:56:37,886 --> 00:56:41,821
Welcome your sister into
our home on christmas.
1125
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:45,158
And why wouldn't we?
She is one of the great lakes.
1126
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:50,572
In the spirit of saint nick,
welcome to our long lost sister.
1127
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:53,892
Thank you, larissa.
1128
00:56:54,002 --> 00:56:56,486
I'm so happy you're able
to stay through new years.
1129
00:56:56,488 --> 00:57:00,899
That'll give us time to catch up
on each other's lives.
1130
00:57:00,976 --> 00:57:04,878
I know.
I missed you so much.
1131
00:57:05,739 --> 00:57:07,489
We really should get
together more often
1132
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:08,982
Than just the holidays.
1133
00:57:09,017 --> 00:57:11,743
Can we just hold up a minute?
1134
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:13,578
Is something wrong?
1135
00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,839
No, no, everything's fine.
1136
00:57:15,916 --> 00:57:17,507
Why don't you ladies
just take a break.
1137
00:57:17,584 --> 00:57:20,084
Yeah, I may need to
adjust some words.
1138
00:57:20,162 --> 00:57:21,895
But you haven't even
heard the whole scene.
1139
00:57:21,930 --> 00:57:24,231
Um...
1140
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,776
Let us talk.
We'll be right back.
1141
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,785
You don't think the
lines are working?
1142
00:57:36,862 --> 00:57:38,528
No. They're not working.
1143
00:57:38,563 --> 00:57:40,164
Well, we've got to find
a way to make them realize
1144
00:57:40,199 --> 00:57:42,516
That deep down they really
care for one another.
1145
00:57:42,551 --> 00:57:46,837
I mean, the audience totally
wants them to get together.
1146
00:57:47,706 --> 00:57:48,922
They do.
1147
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:51,258
They do.
1148
00:57:52,845 --> 00:57:56,304
It's just hard sometimes
going through one's baggage,
1149
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,222
And then sharing it.
1150
00:57:58,224 --> 00:58:00,684
Sometimes it's good
to unload the baggage
1151
00:58:00,719 --> 00:58:02,886
And clear up miscommunication.
1152
00:58:02,963 --> 00:58:07,390
So you can follow your heart
and take it where it leads you.
1153
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:09,276
Exactly.
1154
00:58:11,747 --> 00:58:13,596
I know what to do.
1155
00:58:13,598 --> 00:58:16,066
-You do?
-Yes. It's so obvious.
1156
00:58:16,142 --> 00:58:18,084
I should have done
it a long time ago.
1157
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,204
Then go for it.
1158
00:58:23,483 --> 00:58:26,693
A reconciliation scene
between dana and juliette.
1159
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,396
You know, if we can have
them make up on the show,
1160
00:58:29,431 --> 00:58:33,658
Maybe it'll help them
to make up in real life.
1161
00:58:33,935 --> 00:58:35,326
Thank you so much
for the inspiration.
1162
00:58:35,404 --> 00:58:38,012
I'll go write a few pages. And
I'll be back in, like, an hour.
1163
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:40,498
Good luck.
1164
00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,893
Who needs luck when I have you?
1165
00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:46,396
[music]
1166
00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:48,607
[sighs]
1167
00:58:49,318 --> 00:58:52,319
[music]
1168
00:58:53,930 --> 00:59:00,077
[christmassy music]
1169
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:45,580
Maybe we should just stay out
of it and trust the universe.
1170
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,398
-Oh, screw the universe.
-Margaux's right.
1171
00:59:47,476 --> 00:59:49,917
We have to do something.
Those two belong together.
1172
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,996
-I can feel it in my bones.
-Then take some calcium.
1173
00:59:53,148 --> 00:59:57,241
Oh, I'm sorry. Whenever I'm in
soap-acting mode, I get bitchy.
1174
00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,837
There's got to be a way we can
put alex and nell together.
1175
01:00:00,914 --> 01:00:03,598
It has to be fast.
We don't have much time.
1176
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,342
Well, a lot can happen
in 24 hours.
1177
01:00:05,418 --> 01:00:08,812
Or less. I met francisco
getting on an elevator.
1178
01:00:08,847 --> 01:00:11,982
And by the time we got
to the top of the eiffel tower,
1179
01:00:12,017 --> 01:00:13,650
I had my fourth husband.
1180
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,610
[laughing]
that's my girl.
1181
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,155
-Of course, you did.
-Of course, I did.
1182
01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:20,899
Alex better still be awake.
1183
01:00:21,209 --> 01:00:23,710
[woman] if you love someone, let them know and let them go.
1184
01:00:23,712 --> 01:00:24,845
[knocking on door]
1185
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,104
Who is it?
1186
01:00:26,106 --> 01:00:27,538
Your work moms.
1187
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,348
Yep.
1188
01:00:28,383 --> 01:00:29,957
Are we disturbing you?
1189
01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,218
We hate to bother you,
but can we talk?
1190
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:35,121
Is there a problem
about tomorrow?
1191
01:00:35,123 --> 01:00:37,374
The wardrobe?
The dinner scene?
1192
01:00:37,526 --> 01:00:39,301
You already approved
the special lighting.
1193
01:00:39,378 --> 01:00:41,969
This isn't about us.
1194
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:45,548
It's about you and nell.
1195
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,567
Okay.
1196
01:00:47,569 --> 01:00:50,737
We made you some
hot mulled cider.
1197
01:00:50,739 --> 01:00:53,039
-Oh.
-And I made you some brownies.
1198
01:00:53,074 --> 01:00:57,544
-Mm. Wow!
-There was a little rum in it.
1199
01:00:57,713 --> 01:00:58,912
You don't say?
1200
01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:00,138
Honey, we thought you needed it.
1201
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:03,491
You seemed a little tense, so we
thought this would relax you.
1202
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:06,811
Yes. In case you wanted
to talk about anything.
1203
01:01:06,889 --> 01:01:08,996
What would you like me
to talk about?
1204
01:01:08,998 --> 01:01:11,065
You and nell.
1205
01:01:11,143 --> 01:01:12,316
What about us?
1206
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,502
Alex, please. You know, at some
point, you're gonna have to
1207
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,246
Let those walls come down.
1208
01:01:16,431 --> 01:01:20,400
And we think that nell might be
the perfect person to help you.
1209
01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:22,827
Look, I hurt her.
1210
01:01:22,905 --> 01:01:27,391
We had something special back in
the day, and then my mom died.
1211
01:01:27,426 --> 01:01:30,109
And then everything changed.
1212
01:01:30,111 --> 01:01:32,336
Yeah, it did.
1213
01:01:32,839 --> 01:01:37,392
We still connect, but I just
think I'm a little too late.
1214
01:01:37,469 --> 01:01:39,569
And did you see the way
she was looking at tommy?
1215
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:40,754
Uh-uh.
1216
01:01:40,789 --> 01:01:42,939
Looks like you've given up
on the game
1217
01:01:42,941 --> 01:01:45,258
Before you've been
dealt your hand.
1218
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,459
What do you mean?
1219
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:50,764
She means that collectively
we have had numerous lovers,
1220
01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:52,023
Boyfriends and husbands.
1221
01:01:52,025 --> 01:01:54,876
I kissed a girl in college once.
I'm an ally.
1222
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:59,272
And therefore, we know a little
bit about relationships.
1223
01:01:59,274 --> 01:02:00,698
Okay. I feel like I'm going
to get advice
1224
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:04,970
-Whether I like it or not.
-Have we met?
1225
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:08,039
All right, fine.
1226
01:02:08,116 --> 01:02:10,100
Let me have it.
1227
01:02:10,102 --> 01:02:11,134
Okay.
1228
01:02:11,211 --> 01:02:16,940
[indistinct chatter]
1229
01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:22,236
♪ go wild in the night time
1230
01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:24,889
♪ go crazy so crazy ♪
1231
01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:27,333
♪ go wild when the moon shines
1232
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,986
♪ go crazy so crazy ♪
1233
01:02:29,988 --> 01:02:32,572
♪ blow out like a hurricane
1234
01:02:32,607 --> 01:02:34,290
♪ you can't stop me you can't stop me ♪
1235
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:39,178
[loud indistinct chatter]
1236
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,830
[music]
1237
01:02:40,907 --> 01:02:43,016
♪ on the twelfth day of christmas ♪
1238
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,926
♪ my true love gave to me
1239
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:48,004
♪ twelve drummers drumming eleven pipers piping ♪
1240
01:02:48,081 --> 01:02:51,841
♪ ten lords a-leaping nine ladies dancing ♪
1241
01:02:51,843 --> 01:02:56,921
♪ eight maids a-milking seven swans a-swimming ♪
1242
01:02:56,923 --> 01:02:59,165
♪ six geese a-laying
1243
01:02:59,167 --> 01:03:03,611
♪ five golden rings
1244
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,706
♪ four calling birds three french hens ♪
1245
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:13,121
♪ two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree ♪
1246
01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:17,851
Oh, the best quasi-moms a
child actor all grown up
1247
01:03:17,853 --> 01:03:20,870
Could ever ask for.
I love you ladies!
1248
01:03:20,947 --> 01:03:24,090
[music]
1249
01:03:28,180 --> 01:03:33,058
[music]
1250
01:03:45,564 --> 01:03:47,280
Lauren?
1251
01:03:49,384 --> 01:03:50,917
My name was on the box.
1252
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:54,262
Well, I know it is because
those are my gifts to everybody.
1253
01:03:54,339 --> 01:03:57,390
I thought we'd open
them together later.
1254
01:03:57,425 --> 01:03:59,000
Sorry.
1255
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:02,062
You're just like a little kid
on christmas morning.
1256
01:04:02,097 --> 01:04:04,581
Here, let me get
these crumbs off of you.
1257
01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,716
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
1258
01:04:14,092 --> 01:04:16,167
What is it?
1259
01:04:16,244 --> 01:04:18,602
What's going on?
1260
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:20,313
I'm ready.
1261
01:04:23,251 --> 01:04:27,028
I love junk food.
I can't help myself.
1262
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:30,106
-I am a total fraud.
-No, you're not.
1263
01:04:30,108 --> 01:04:31,883
You're just a normal
human being
1264
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,127
Who's being way too
hard on herself.
1265
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:37,747
You have no idea
how exhausting it is
1266
01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:41,784
Living up to the image that I
created by myself.
1267
01:04:41,861 --> 01:04:45,755
Everyone thinks that I'm just
so damn good all the time.
1268
01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:48,641
I don't know how
gwyneth paltrow does it.
1269
01:04:48,643 --> 01:04:51,635
Chasing an impossible ideal?
I hear you.
1270
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:55,782
I mean, is it not our flaws
that make us beautiful?
1271
01:04:55,784 --> 01:05:01,955
Says the woman who is never seen
without full hair and makeup.
1272
01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:04,807
That's exactly why I've been
toying with the idea
1273
01:05:04,809 --> 01:05:10,329
-Of doing a completely new look.
-And what would that be?
1274
01:05:10,331 --> 01:05:12,449
-I can't tell you.
-Sure you can.
1275
01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:15,452
No. Then I'd have to show you.
1276
01:05:15,487 --> 01:05:17,829
Well...
1277
01:05:23,078 --> 01:05:26,237
Oh, my god.
1278
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,090
All right.
Hit me with your best shot.
1279
01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:32,152
No, no, no.
You look radiant.
1280
01:05:32,154 --> 01:05:34,353
Oh, you should wear it
on the show that way.
1281
01:05:34,355 --> 01:05:35,688
-Really?
-Yes.
1282
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:39,025
Oh, just think about what kind
of statement you could make.
1283
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:43,087
Just freeing yourself
from the color bottle.
1284
01:05:43,165 --> 01:05:46,899
Or the billions I could make
from launching my new line of
1285
01:05:47,035 --> 01:05:49,502
Hair care products.
1286
01:05:49,537 --> 01:05:54,574
Over fifty, in shades of gray.
1287
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:59,371
How would you feel about
being my spokesmodel?
1288
01:05:59,447 --> 01:06:01,915
Honored.
1289
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:04,167
Merry christmas, everyone.
1290
01:06:04,202 --> 01:06:06,043
[all] merry christmas!
1291
01:06:06,121 --> 01:06:11,474
Not you. I'm doing the christmas
cameo. Shh! Do it all again.
1292
01:06:11,476 --> 01:06:15,728
Merry christmas, everyone.
Especially you, cindy lou.
1293
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:19,616
I know you're a big fan of my
show, so I'm going to sign off
1294
01:06:19,651 --> 01:06:23,144
Exactly the way maggie
signs off each week.
1295
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:28,108
I wish you good night
and good news.
1296
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,111
Whoo, okay that's done.
What'd I miss?
1297
01:06:31,146 --> 01:06:36,474
[gasps] oh my. Wow!
That's fabulous. I love it.
1298
01:06:36,476 --> 01:06:39,160
Thank you. You're just
in time for gifts.
1299
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:44,057
-Oh, swag from the network?
-No. Snacks from me.
1300
01:06:44,059 --> 01:06:48,319
I found these fabulous chocolate
covered pretzels in solvang when
1301
01:06:48,396 --> 01:06:51,672
I was doing "celebrity chef."
and I thought of all you guys
1302
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:55,659
Because they're really sweet,
but a little bit salty.
1303
01:06:55,737 --> 01:06:57,770
[laughing]
1304
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,589
I feel terrible.
1305
01:06:59,665 --> 01:07:01,774
Oh, that's because you
ate all yours already.
1306
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,000
-What?
-She did?
1307
01:07:03,078 --> 01:07:06,253
Yes, I ate them.
Just don't hate me.
1308
01:07:06,331 --> 01:07:08,614
I don't hate you.
I love you.
1309
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,450
And I love you even more now
that you're not miss perfect
1310
01:07:11,452 --> 01:07:12,510
All the time.
1311
01:07:12,512 --> 01:07:14,921
Yes, you've made us
all feel like heathens.
1312
01:07:14,956 --> 01:07:17,757
Finally, we can relax. We don't
have to worry about what we eat.
1313
01:07:17,759 --> 01:07:21,110
No, thank all of you
for making me realize
1314
01:07:21,112 --> 01:07:26,774
That perfection isn't necessary.
Moderation is.
1315
01:07:26,852 --> 01:07:32,939
The title of my next book:
Mindful moderation.
1316
01:07:32,974 --> 01:07:35,550
-Since we're giving gifts--
-whoa.
1317
01:07:35,627 --> 01:07:39,220
I want you to be the first
to receive
1318
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:43,207
My new cashmere
christmas scarves.
1319
01:07:43,285 --> 01:07:44,617
-Oh.
-What do you think?
1320
01:07:44,652 --> 01:07:45,785
Do you like them?
1321
01:07:45,787 --> 01:07:46,727
-Ooh.
-Wow.
1322
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:47,970
-Nice.
-Thank you.
1323
01:07:47,972 --> 01:07:50,548
And no goat was harmed in the
making of this apparel.
1324
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:52,308
Oh, thank you.
1325
01:07:52,385 --> 01:07:55,795
Okay, well, my turn.
1326
01:07:55,797 --> 01:08:00,574
I want each of you to have
something from me.
1327
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:01,784
What are you doing?
1328
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:03,661
Ooh, what?
1329
01:08:03,738 --> 01:08:05,822
Something important to me.
Well, to the old me.
1330
01:08:05,898 --> 01:08:08,249
-Margaux, what are you doing?
-What are you--
1331
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,676
That's too extravagant.
1332
01:08:10,678 --> 01:08:12,187
I can't accept this!
1333
01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:15,014
Oh, I can't either.
I mean, it's way too expensive.
1334
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:21,245
Actually, actually, they are not
expensive at all.
1335
01:08:21,247 --> 01:08:22,806
They're all costume jewelry.
1336
01:08:22,808 --> 01:08:24,157
What?
1337
01:08:24,192 --> 01:08:28,018
Yes. I haven't worn the real
thing since sebastian died.
1338
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:29,329
Aww.
1339
01:08:29,331 --> 01:08:33,199
Because I had to sell
all my priceless pieces
1340
01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:35,184
To save our house.
1341
01:08:35,261 --> 01:08:36,653
Oh, no.
1342
01:08:36,688 --> 01:08:38,762
Because...
1343
01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:40,506
He embezzled all my money.
1344
01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:41,825
Oh.
1345
01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:43,943
[margaux] oh, please. You're all sworn to secrecy.
1346
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,870
I mean, you're the only people
I've told besides my team.
1347
01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:48,956
Even my kids don't know.
1348
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:53,611
-Margaux, you poor thing.
-Yes, literally.
1349
01:08:53,688 --> 01:08:55,888
Is there anything
we can do to help?
1350
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:57,540
You already have.
1351
01:08:57,542 --> 01:09:01,444
You know, you ladies have been
with me through thick
1352
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:03,704
And trying to stay thin.
1353
01:09:03,706 --> 01:09:06,399
And now I don't have to
pretend to keep up appearances
1354
01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:10,386
With you anymore. And there's
such a relief in that.
1355
01:09:10,463 --> 01:09:13,389
-Oh, honey.
-Oh.
1356
01:09:13,391 --> 01:09:15,725
Dana...
1357
01:09:15,894 --> 01:09:18,403
Come on. Join us.
1358
01:09:19,464 --> 01:09:22,081
Uh, there's something...
1359
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:26,903
I want to get off of my chest.
It's a--
1360
01:09:27,722 --> 01:09:33,710
It's a gift, sort of.
It's for juliette.
1361
01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:38,005
The rest of you might benefit
from what I have to say.
1362
01:09:38,233 --> 01:09:40,824
Is everything okay?
Can I check your tongue?
1363
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:46,805
I'm fine physically.
Emotionally, maybe not so much.
1364
01:09:46,807 --> 01:09:49,592
Uh...
1365
01:09:49,669 --> 01:09:53,079
Harboring a secret
like this for so long,
1366
01:09:53,114 --> 01:09:56,582
-It takes its toll.
-Well, spill it, honey.
1367
01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:57,901
We can handle it.
1368
01:09:57,936 --> 01:10:00,920
[dana] well, you all know that I left the show,
1369
01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:04,032
But you don't know why.
1370
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:10,038
The real reason.
1371
01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:19,205
Well, you all know that I left
the show suddenly, but juliette,
1372
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:23,976
I know you think I gave up our
friendship for my career.
1373
01:10:23,978 --> 01:10:29,206
But the truth is, I gave up
my career for our friendship.
1374
01:10:29,284 --> 01:10:30,816
I'm not sure I understand.
1375
01:10:30,818 --> 01:10:31,968
I left new york.
1376
01:10:32,044 --> 01:10:35,371
I said I was going off
because hollywood was calling.
1377
01:10:35,373 --> 01:10:38,791
Well, hollywood was not calling.
Nobody was calling.
1378
01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:42,720
I had to basically start
my career all over again
1379
01:10:42,797 --> 01:10:45,739
From scratch,
pounding the pavement,
1380
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:48,892
Knocking on doors,
going on under five auditions
1381
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:52,038
With every blonde in town.
It was...
1382
01:10:53,899 --> 01:10:56,675
It was humiliating.
1383
01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:59,045
Why'd you leave?
1384
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,967
I made a mistake.
1385
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:08,763
A big mistake.
1386
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,115
And I didn't know
how to tell you,
1387
01:11:11,192 --> 01:11:15,011
So I just took the
coward's way out and...
1388
01:11:15,163 --> 01:11:17,755
I skipped.
1389
01:11:17,849 --> 01:11:20,349
Just say it.
1390
01:11:20,351 --> 01:11:23,503
I slept with your fiancee.
1391
01:11:23,505 --> 01:11:24,778
-What?
-When?
1392
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,188
Why?
1393
01:11:26,265 --> 01:11:31,010
Because I was young and stupid.
And drunk.
1394
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:36,165
It was the party after we shot
the christmas episode. Joe...
1395
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,960
Then...
1396
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:44,048
[sighs] I'm sorry.
1397
01:11:44,892 --> 01:11:47,626
That's um...
1398
01:11:47,628 --> 01:11:50,629
-Oh, wow.
-[dana] I know. I know.
1399
01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:55,551
If you want to slap me or punch
me, or whatever you want,
1400
01:11:55,553 --> 01:11:57,903
Just do it.
1401
01:11:57,905 --> 01:12:01,057
Actually, I'm glad
you never told me.
1402
01:12:01,133 --> 01:12:02,408
You are?
1403
01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:06,712
Yeah, I would've
never married joe.
1404
01:12:06,747 --> 01:12:10,408
Or given birth to
the love of my life.
1405
01:12:11,569 --> 01:12:13,886
I was young and stupid, too.
1406
01:12:13,921 --> 01:12:17,081
I was blind to his faults,
his affairs,
1407
01:12:17,341 --> 01:12:20,426
Which there were many of.
1408
01:12:20,428 --> 01:12:23,046
And that's why
we ended up getting a divorce.
1409
01:12:23,081 --> 01:12:26,883
I'm so sorry you had
to go through all that.
1410
01:12:26,918 --> 01:12:29,493
Don't be.
1411
01:12:29,571 --> 01:12:32,513
I don't regret it at all.
1412
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:36,834
[crying] my only regret is that
I didn't have my best friend
1413
01:12:36,836 --> 01:12:39,095
For all those years.
1414
01:12:39,097 --> 01:12:44,525
[music]
1415
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:51,991
[both crying]
1416
01:12:59,634 --> 01:13:03,252
Wait a minute.
I think I slept with him, too!
1417
01:13:03,471 --> 01:13:05,971
[laughing]
1418
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:09,975
Wait a minute.
No, it was on the show.
1419
01:13:09,977 --> 01:13:12,703
I was given such silly
storylines that
1420
01:13:12,705 --> 01:13:14,146
It all began to blur.
1421
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:17,149
[alex] ladies of the 80s, half an hour till showtime!
1422
01:13:17,151 --> 01:13:19,652
-Half hour!
-What do you say, ladies?
1423
01:13:19,654 --> 01:13:21,378
Let's go out there
and kill this.
1424
01:13:21,456 --> 01:13:23,106
Yes.
And not each other.
1425
01:13:23,141 --> 01:13:25,458
[laughing]
1426
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,050
"the great lakes".
1427
01:13:27,128 --> 01:13:29,612
[cheering]
1428
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,280
[music]
1429
01:13:31,390 --> 01:13:33,165
All right, ladies.
Are we ready?
1430
01:13:33,167 --> 01:13:36,869
We're live in five,
four, three...
1431
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:43,543
Once again, you have created
a wonderful holiday, mother.
1432
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,446
It is amazing that you found
time in your busy schedule
1433
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:51,091
Running the company to prepare
all of this beautiful food.
1434
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:55,154
You've really outdone
yourself with this, mummy.
1435
01:13:55,156 --> 01:13:58,057
I wanted to make sure
today was extra special
1436
01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:02,311
Because it's our last
christmas together.
1437
01:14:02,346 --> 01:14:04,613
Is there something
you need to tell us?
1438
01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:08,684
You have been acting a bit odd.
1439
01:14:08,686 --> 01:14:10,820
Are you feeling all right?
1440
01:14:10,855 --> 01:14:14,657
Have you had some unsettling
news from dr. Maroney?
1441
01:14:14,692 --> 01:14:19,412
On the contrary, dr. Maroney
gave me a stupendously clean
1442
01:14:19,447 --> 01:14:25,050
Bill of health, so I decided to
spend less time in the office
1443
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:28,120
And more time
traveling the world.
1444
01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:33,283
And I have decided to step down
as ceo of the company.
1445
01:14:33,361 --> 01:14:38,014
So I'm divvying up all
my shares four ways.
1446
01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:40,899
Four?
1447
01:14:40,901 --> 01:14:44,136
But you have
three stepdaughters.
1448
01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:45,738
Who's the fourth?
1449
01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:48,590
It's your long lost
twin sister
1450
01:14:48,592 --> 01:14:52,494
Who I had cloned
and then gave up for adoption.
1451
01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:54,246
I was gonna tell you
all about it on our
1452
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:58,100
Family vacation to the maldives,
but that was before we were
1453
01:14:58,177 --> 01:15:01,037
Kidnapped and held captive
1454
01:15:01,072 --> 01:15:04,790
By that evil clan of cannibals.
1455
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:08,961
Delilah, would you come in?
1456
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,673
Oh, well.
1457
01:15:14,652 --> 01:15:17,253
And cut!
Great job, everyone!
1458
01:15:17,288 --> 01:15:20,306
[laughing]
1459
01:15:21,776 --> 01:15:22,666
Why the face?
1460
01:15:22,668 --> 01:15:25,419
-The comments in the chat rooms.
-Not good?
1461
01:15:25,421 --> 01:15:29,281
No. People think they're being
too nice to each other.
1462
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:32,109
Some say boring.
1463
01:15:32,353 --> 01:15:36,088
Apparently, they want insults,
fighting, a bitch fest.
1464
01:15:36,123 --> 01:15:38,674
Thank you.
1465
01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:40,125
[sighs]
1466
01:15:40,127 --> 01:15:41,744
-All right.
-What's wrong?
1467
01:15:41,779 --> 01:15:43,537
-We're bombing.
-What?
1468
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:46,432
-The audience is not happy.
-How do you know?
1469
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,951
I learned to read lips when
I replaced anne bancroft
1470
01:15:49,028 --> 01:15:51,587
On broadway in
the miracle worker .
1471
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:54,548
You know, if the audience
isn't happy, it's over.
1472
01:15:54,609 --> 01:15:55,791
So is alex's career.
1473
01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:58,644
I thought we were doing great.
We were bonding together.
1474
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,813
Well, apparently
that's the problem.
1475
01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:05,634
They don't want a love fest.
They want a bitch fest.
1476
01:16:05,711 --> 01:16:08,729
It's our job to give the
audience what it wants.
1477
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,791
And I can't think
of five bigger bitches.
1478
01:16:11,793 --> 01:16:15,552
-I'm game if you are.
-Let's do it for alex.
1479
01:16:15,663 --> 01:16:17,404
-What are we gonna do?
-There's nothing we can do.
1480
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,447
We're on in a minute.
1481
01:16:18,557 --> 01:16:21,200
Yeah, have more like 45 seconds.
1482
01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,153
[clears throat]
1483
01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,289
[nell] places.
1484
01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:31,877
We're back in five,
four, three, two...
1485
01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:38,134
Delilah, come in
and meet your sisters.
1486
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,655
Oh, well. Hmm.
1487
01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:46,583
Well, it looks like I've arrived
just in time for dinner.
1488
01:16:46,585 --> 01:16:51,847
Yes, but wouldn't you
like a drink first?
1489
01:16:51,849 --> 01:16:55,109
[music]
1490
01:16:55,761 --> 01:16:58,945
It has a cheap aftertaste
1491
01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:01,824
Just like all of you.
1492
01:17:03,761 --> 01:17:05,286
Oh.
1493
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,699
Don't you dare talk
about us like that!
1494
01:17:10,776 --> 01:17:14,870
Well, I don't think that she was
referring to the rest of us.
1495
01:17:14,947 --> 01:17:18,799
Just you, my dear sister.
1496
01:17:20,711 --> 01:17:25,181
[music]
1497
01:17:26,868 --> 01:17:28,367
Oh, my god.
1498
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:31,570
Girls, girls, girls.
Now just because your long lost
1499
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:36,859
New found sister is a vulgar,
deceitful gold digger,
1500
01:17:36,894 --> 01:17:40,245
Does not mean you get to behave
this way on christmas day.
1501
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,733
Oh, mother, please.
We all know about the affair.
1502
01:17:44,735 --> 01:17:48,979
The alien son that you birthed
who's also in hiding.
1503
01:17:48,981 --> 01:17:53,909
Now we have just had
enough of these secrets.
1504
01:17:53,911 --> 01:17:57,346
[music]
1505
01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:58,606
[laughing]
1506
01:17:58,608 --> 01:18:01,508
Are you okay? Or would you
like a little whipped cream
1507
01:18:01,586 --> 01:18:03,010
To go with that pie?
1508
01:18:03,087 --> 01:18:08,933
Oh, you ungrateful little
wretched stepdaughter!
1509
01:18:09,334 --> 01:18:11,035
-Ha!
-Ooh.
1510
01:18:11,111 --> 01:18:13,104
[laughing]
1511
01:18:13,213 --> 01:18:15,097
No!
1512
01:18:15,174 --> 01:18:17,358
[music]
1513
01:18:17,468 --> 01:18:20,486
No!
1514
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:25,424
[screaming]
1515
01:18:25,459 --> 01:18:31,455
[music]
1516
01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:41,632
[music]
1517
01:18:43,535 --> 01:18:46,512
[cheering]
1518
01:18:47,432 --> 01:18:52,058
They liked us?
I mean, really, really liked us?
1519
01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:55,212
It was better and bigger than
anyone could have expected.
1520
01:18:55,289 --> 01:18:57,380
I don't know how you
ladies turned it around.
1521
01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:59,442
Well, you don't
achieve diva status
1522
01:18:59,444 --> 01:19:03,112
Without knowing exactly
what your fans want.
1523
01:19:03,147 --> 01:19:06,223
Well, whatever you did, it
worked. The viewers loved it.
1524
01:19:06,225 --> 01:19:10,243
The sponsors are thrilled, and
the network is over the moon.
1525
01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:11,670
Oh, and thank you, alex,
1526
01:19:11,672 --> 01:19:14,064
For bringing all of us
together again.
1527
01:19:14,066 --> 01:19:15,415
-Yes.
-Right?
1528
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:19,144
And thank you for giving us
the best christmas show ever.
1529
01:19:19,179 --> 01:19:22,088
Not to mention the
best christmas ever.
1530
01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:23,015
Aww.
1531
01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:24,800
I'm gonna miss you all so much.
1532
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:27,269
Please, it won't be long
before we're together
1533
01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:31,431
In the virgin islands on our
valentine's day girls' trip.
1534
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:36,479
Yes. Having our poolside board
meetings for our new nonprofit.
1535
01:19:36,514 --> 01:19:37,846
Your what?
1536
01:19:37,923 --> 01:19:40,032
Well, you know how
we're all involved in
1537
01:19:40,034 --> 01:19:42,017
Entrepreneurial activities?
1538
01:19:42,019 --> 01:19:46,005
Yes. Well, we decided to create
our own nonprofit together.
1539
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,990
Mm-hmm.
It's our way of giving back.
1540
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:52,428
We are going to call it
the diva's foundation.
1541
01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:56,348
Focusing on underserved women
of a certain age
1542
01:19:56,350 --> 01:20:01,628
Who could use a little help from
women who know what it's like.
1543
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,280
Hey, you know what?
1544
01:20:03,357 --> 01:20:06,058
Let's take a picture for
our new social media site.
1545
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:07,593
-Oh, good idea.
-All right.
1546
01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:10,570
Okay, um...
Red carpet poses?
1547
01:20:10,572 --> 01:20:12,181
Oh, yeah.
1548
01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,291
[alex] ready?
1549
01:20:14,368 --> 01:20:16,643
All right.
1550
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,812
Three, two, one.
1551
01:20:18,906 --> 01:20:20,814
[all] merry christmas!
1552
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,733
[laughing]
1553
01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:26,244
I think I got it.
1554
01:20:26,246 --> 01:20:29,581
Now, go get her.
1555
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:35,663
[music]
1556
01:20:37,149 --> 01:20:40,325
-Hey.
-Hey.
1557
01:20:40,327 --> 01:20:43,336
[music]
1558
01:20:43,338 --> 01:20:45,155
This is for you.
1559
01:20:45,232 --> 01:20:47,800
-Oh.
-For a keepsake.
1560
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:51,720
Thanks for the gig, alex.
1561
01:20:51,830 --> 01:20:54,849
Maybe we'll do this again
in another five years.
1562
01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,600
Yeah.
1563
01:20:57,411 --> 01:20:59,753
Nell, wait.
1564
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:05,358
-I want to tell you something.
-I'm listening.
1565
01:21:05,452 --> 01:21:07,819
Come here, please.
1566
01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:12,533
[music]
1567
01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:27,864
Alex.
1568
01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:30,259
Come on. Follow me.
1569
01:21:35,165 --> 01:21:37,374
That kiss...
1570
01:21:37,468 --> 01:21:39,852
Five years, three months...
1571
01:21:40,545 --> 01:21:42,605
Six days.
1572
01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:44,732
Our kiss.
1573
01:21:46,477 --> 01:21:48,460
It was epic.
1574
01:21:48,495 --> 01:21:50,738
Romeo and juliet epic.
1575
01:21:52,066 --> 01:21:54,816
-It was.
-Yeah.
1576
01:21:54,969 --> 01:21:57,335
You know, I didn't leave
and ghost you
1577
01:21:57,412 --> 01:22:01,414
Because I didn't like you, nell.
1578
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,793
I left because [sighs]...
1579
01:22:06,631 --> 01:22:09,548
I left because my mom died.
1580
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,301
I'm so sorry, alex.
1581
01:22:12,336 --> 01:22:14,002
I didn't tell you she was sick
1582
01:22:14,079 --> 01:22:18,598
Because it was just too hard to
imagine the unimaginable.
1583
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,476
And when she died...
1584
01:22:22,096 --> 01:22:24,480
Part of me died.
1585
01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:28,817
Regardless of the reasons why--
1586
01:22:30,838 --> 01:22:33,538
I hurt you.
1587
01:22:33,674 --> 01:22:37,368
And it's been the
biggest regret of my life.
1588
01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:40,879
Oh.
1589
01:22:40,881 --> 01:22:45,876
I've loved you since the very
first moment I saw you.
1590
01:22:47,021 --> 01:22:49,871
I loved your purple hair,
your blonde hair,
1591
01:22:50,057 --> 01:22:52,799
Whether it was short or long.
1592
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:56,302
Sneakers, heels, whatever.
1593
01:22:56,304 --> 01:23:00,599
Just you and me.
We fit.
1594
01:23:02,294 --> 01:23:05,437
I don't know what to say.
1595
01:23:05,873 --> 01:23:07,572
Except...
1596
01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:13,729
O romeo, romeo, wherefore art
thou my christmas day romeo?
1597
01:23:13,805 --> 01:23:19,910
[music]
1598
01:23:25,743 --> 01:23:27,543
Ladies, we did it.
1599
01:23:30,405 --> 01:23:32,006
Aww.
1600
01:23:33,433 --> 01:23:39,221
[music]
1601
01:23:46,597 --> 01:23:47,395
[music]
1602
01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,197
After the incredible ratings
for the live
1603
01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:51,283
Christmas episode
of the great lakes,
1604
01:23:51,285 --> 01:23:53,736
The network has
reversed its decision.
1605
01:23:53,771 --> 01:23:55,838
And not only isn't
canceling the show,
1606
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,530
But will now stream it live
1607
01:23:57,532 --> 01:24:00,609
Making it the first
reality soap opera.
1608
01:24:00,761 --> 01:24:01,927
And get this,
1609
01:24:01,962 --> 01:24:05,280
All five of the popular actresses will be returning.
1610
01:24:05,357 --> 01:24:08,792
We are so happy for them, especially for lily marlowe
1611
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:12,087
Who's a shoo-in to nab a well-deserved daytime emmy
1612
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,940
For her brave gray-haired performance.
1613
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,717
Now, I can't think of a better way to start the new year,
1614
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:19,511
Can you?
1615
01:24:22,733 --> 01:24:29,438
[music]
1616
01:24:29,473 --> 01:24:34,276
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
1617
01:24:34,311 --> 01:24:37,813
♪ livin' large minute by minute ♪
1618
01:24:37,815 --> 01:24:42,651
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
1619
01:24:42,727 --> 01:24:46,830
♪ it's their world and we're just livin' in it ♪
1620
01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:50,842
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1621
01:24:50,844 --> 01:24:54,496
♪ all eyes on them no matter where they go ♪
1622
01:24:54,573 --> 01:24:59,684
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
1623
01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:02,762
♪ always puttin' on a show
1624
01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:09,010
[electric guitar solo]
1625
01:25:09,346 --> 01:25:13,590
♪ they're the ladies of the eighties ♪
1626
01:25:13,667 --> 01:25:17,402
♪ and they're always puttin' on a show ♪
1627
01:25:18,021 --> 01:25:19,738
[music]
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