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Advertise your product or brand
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In 1650, the archbishop James Usher,
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calculating from biblical references,
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fixed the date of the world's creation
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to have been in the year 4004 bc.
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Another dedicated cleric,
working independently
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of the archbishop, not only
corroborated his findings
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but with further scriptural
proof, pinpointed not only
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the year but the exact date and time.
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4004 bc, October 23rd, at nine am.
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That was 4004 bc.
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Meanwhile, a billion years
before, give or take a little.
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Here on the left,
the museum's dramatic exhibit
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of life-size statues of
man's evolutionary change
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over millions of years.
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Ramapithecus, 14 million
to 12 million years ago.
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Australopithecus, five and a half million
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to two million years ago.
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Paranthropus, two million to one million
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years ago, dead end.
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Advanced australopithecus, two million
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to one million years ago.
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Homo erectus, 700,000 to 250,000 years ago.
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Early homo sapiens, 100,000 years ago.
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Neanderthal man, 100,000
to 35,000 years ago.
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Cro-magnon man, 35,000 to 10,000 years ago.
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There, it's done.
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- You're wasting your time.
- He doesn't know how to read.
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He'd have to be able to read.
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I tell you, you're wasting your time.
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The president of the united
states, how could he run
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the country and the war if
he didn't know how to read?
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Hm, listen.
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Dear president, 25 million
years ago, when I was swinging
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in the jungle, it shrunk.
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I had to come down
out of the trees and adapt
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to the open grassland, where,
after considerable hardship
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and sacrifice, I evolved into man.
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Now I know there was a slipup somewhere,
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and you were not informed of this,
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because you now have us back in the jungle.
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Very astute.
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I hereby submit that you
have designed a war for apes,
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and as a member of mankind I am exempt
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and hereby tender my resignation.
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Hoping that you and your
administration can find
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bigger and better
monkeys to fight its wars,
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I remain Arnie dickerson.
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The president musta got the word.
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I want you guys down
the path about 20 feet.
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Stay hidden there in the trees
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until you hear the whistle to move out.
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And don't head out in open ground
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until you hear the whistle to move out.
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Think you can get that straight.
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Hey, sarge, can you mail
this for me? It's my resignation.
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Sure, I'll get it off your body.
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25 million years, and I'm
right back where I started.
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For those of you
wishing to tour the museum
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accompanied by an experienced guide,
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the tour is leaving immediately
from the tour guide desk
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located on the first floor
by the main entrance.
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Our tour is about to begin
if you'd like to go with us.
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No.
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Shut up.
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I wanna go to a restaurant.
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When man, the naked
ape, finally stood upright,
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his hands were left free to use weapons.
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He also had the brain
potential to make them.
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Unlike his ape ancestors,
the naked ape's growth
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to maturity had become a slow growth.
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Now the act of learning and hunting
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wasn't all that made up a hunting ape.
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He had to have genetic help.
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Basic biological changes in
his nature were necessary.
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In other words, his
personality had to be changed
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biologically as well as psychologically.
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So, with the aid of eons of
time, and natural selection,
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he remotivated himself
from a life of fruit picker,
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of continuous forest
snacks, to a life of hunter,
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killer, food preparer,
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somewhat like the pure carnivores, the cat.
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The hunt, the kill and
the preparation of food
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each became a separately motivated action,
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making each an end in itself.
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Minute-to-minute snacks were out,
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and big, spaced-out meals were in.
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Another behavior pattern
he had to remotivate
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was his system of defecation.
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It had to be spacially organized
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due to group considerations.
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Hey, where's Lee?
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Sergeant, you came back for my letter.
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Hey, sergeant, did you
know that your facial and vocal
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expressions were
developed by the hunting ape
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more than two million years
ago, so's he could communicate
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and cooperate with his fellow man?
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Would you quit the shit, dickerson,
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and tell me where Lee went?
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Where the hell have you been?
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Having a private carnivore activity.
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Smart-ass college bastards.
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Oh, that does it, that
really does it, sergeant.
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Lee, my letter of resignation, where is it?
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Oh, I just used it.
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Please follow the
yellow line to exhibit h.
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We naked apes owe all
of our basic sexual qualities
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to our fruit-picking forest ape ancestors.
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But these characteristics
were drastically modified
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when we adapted to an open
country hunting way of life.
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The bonding of one male,
one female developed.
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The pair bond, or love, came into being.
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Lee, I'm gonna write another letter.
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Dear Mr. President, for millions of years,
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guys like me have gone
off to hunt or to wars,
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worrying about his woman back home.
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Then, true love grew into our lives,
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and gave us males assurance our wives
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wouldn't have thoughts of other guys,
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but attend his happy hearth at home,
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his unassailable haven
from the horny, ha ha.
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Why is it berries always seem
riper on another man's bush?
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This fear, plus the need
to stick around until the kids
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were grown, is why love was developed.
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Why, I predict, love will prove a much more
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powerful drive than sex, don't you?
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I mean, two people won't want
anybody else but one another
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now that we got this
pair bond love thing going.
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I can't imagine anything bigger than that
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in the picture, can you?
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Love is where it's at.
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The fellows here are swell.
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We rap about all sorts of things.
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But underneath, we're of one mind.
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I wonder what she's doing
now, the girl I left behind.
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Hell, I know that now that I've developed
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this very strong pair
bond with my girl, my mate,
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having once done this, I
should have no concern
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about her loyalty
or fidelity till I return.
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Except
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except, as you may have by now detected,
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there's a creeping doubt this process
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was ever really perfected.
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Uh-oh.
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So there he is, our vertical, hunting,
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territorial, brainy, naked ape.
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The naked ape is a new,
experimental departure,
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and new models frequently
have imperfections.
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For instance, sexually, the naked ape
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finds himself today in a
somewhat confusing situation.
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Remember in the middle ages
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when they put fig leaves on everything?
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That's so people wouldn't get horny
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starting at the statues.
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Yeah.
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I can get horny staring at space.
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Let's see.
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I'll buy these.
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Got it.
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I don't need these.
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I'm gonna buy these.
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Hey, are you gonna go to your next class?
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Yeah.
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I don't know why. I
didn't do my assignment.
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What is it?
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It's for English lit.
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I need a quotable
passage from a major writer.
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A quotable passage from a major writer?
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Why don't you fake it?
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Oh, that's very good, thanks.
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She's probably making
change with her toes.
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Yeah.
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Hey, man, here's a writer
with some quotable stuff.
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That's anthropology, dumdum.
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It's in English,
isn't it? It's English lit.
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I keep forgetting.
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Here, look here.
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First page, he is proud...
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Who?
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Man, that he has the
biggest brain of all the primates,
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but attempts to conceal the fact
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that he also has the biggest penis.
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Come on, Arnie, she can hear you.
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Preferring to accord this honor falsely
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to the mighty gorilla.
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It's bigger than a gorilla's.
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Lotta good it's doing me.
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Yeah, a gorilla
probably makes out better.
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Keep reading, you'll find they don't have
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nearly as much fun.
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You loudmouth dummy. I
told you she could hear you.
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Okay, okay.
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Look, look, look.
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Here.
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You didn't pay for that.
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No, no, you did.
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Why you dirty son of a
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ow.
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That was worth 95 cents.
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Oh, man, listen to this.
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It could be said that the
advance of civilization
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has not so much molded
modern sexual behavior
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as that sexual behavior has
molded the shape of civiliza...
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I can just see myself
getting up and quoting that.
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I don't even know what it means.
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It means that we evolved
from the sexual fruit picker
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to the sexual hunter.
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Fruit picker?
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Wait a minute, I was
never no sexual fruit picker.
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Are you gonna listen to me?
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I don't know.
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Well, listen, it look millions of years
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for us to evolve into the sexual hunter,
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and then we think up civilization,
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and pow, man, in a few thousand
years we become civilized.
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Now the point is, there was
no time to make the adjustment.
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Oh, so now I'm a
maladjusted sexual fruit picker.
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No, no, no, you are a
maladjusted sexual hunter.
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Look, don't we have to keep slamming
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those lids down on our sexual feelings?
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I mean, if we don't, we're
in trouble with society, right?
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Right. That one I am,
I'm a sexual lid slammer.
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Okay, well, that kind of
restraint has got to be learned.
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I mean, our basic urges
don't agree with that.
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That's because never had the time
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to make the proper gene switches.
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You mean, all my basic needs and urges
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are geared to a few thousand years ago?
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25 to 30,000 years ago.
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Then all those nights in
scout camp when I was thinking
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all those things, I wasn't unclean?
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You and the rest of the beaver
troop were merely reacting
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to the call of the early sexual hunter.
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Yeah, beaver.
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Oh, good hit.
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I think you better go retrieve your dart.
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Yeah.
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Even maladjusted, it still
beats early fruit picking.
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Sorry.
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Oh, sorry.
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Here.
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Was I right?
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Uh, right.
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The popularity of
erotic poetry and prose.
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I imagine you all had a ball finding
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examples for this assignment.
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During every uptight era,
the man with the pen seems
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not only to let himself be
free enough to investigate
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the myriad pleasures afforded by love,
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but is allowed by society
to get away with it in print.
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Why?
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Why, if at the same time
the cultural code forbids it?
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It is because one
poet's vivid and inventive
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imagination must serve for the many.
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He is given license, becoming
the symbol of the free spirit,
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the fulfilled man, a luxury
not afforded the masses
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by reason of their desire
to abide by the civilized rule.
258
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He becomes a man a
hang-up generation envies.
259
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And if instead of reading this pornography
260
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these hang-up people
were to act out their fantasies
261
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as healthy animals,
the traffic in this literature
262
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would drop to nothing.
263
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The post office department,
the league of decency,
264
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various church and veterans organizations
265
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would all be grateful,
because they would be relieved
266
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of a busy schedule of
vigilance, making themselves
267
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more available to do in their secret shame
268
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what the poets encourage
we all do in open delight.
269
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Hold it, hold it, wait, waitjust a minute.
270
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We have forgotten one thing.
271
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The law.
272
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Well it seems that
civilization, in its never-ending
273
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attempt to curb our animal nature,
274
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has devised certain unnatural act laws.
275
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Now they even apply, by the way,
276
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to unnatural acts between
a man and his wife.
277
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Now if yours is the normal
sex life of the normal American,
278
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you could all be arrested.
279
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Let's get to the examples themselves.
280
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We'll start over here
and go, one after another,
281
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right around the room.
282
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"To his mistress going
to bed," by John dunne.
283
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"Full nakedness, all joys are due to thee.
284
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"As souls unbodied,
bodies unclothed must be
285
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"to taste whole joys.
286
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"Gems which you women
use are like Atlanta's ball
287
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"cast in men's views.
288
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"That when a fool's eye iighteth on a gem,
289
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"his earthly soul might
court that, not them."
290
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Next please.
291
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"Sappho's ode" by catullus.
292
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"My bosom glowed.
293
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"The subtle flame ran quick
through all my vital frame.
294
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"On my dim eyes the darkness hung."
295
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The pair formation stage,
296
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usually referred to as courtship,
297
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is remarkably prolonged
by animal standards,
298
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frequently lasting for
weeks or even months.
299
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As with many other
species, it is characterized
300
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by tentative, ambivalent behavior
301
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involving conflicts
between fear, aggression
302
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and sexual attraction.
303
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:53,250
The nervousness and
hesitancy are slowly reduced
304
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if the mutual sexual
signals are strong enough.
305
00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,458
These involve complex facial expressions,
306
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body postures and vocalizations.
307
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,833
A courting couple is often referred to
308
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as murmuring sweet nothings,
309
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and this phase sums
up clearly the significance
310
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of the tone of voice as
opposed to what is being spoken.
311
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After the initial stages of
visual and vocal display,
312
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simple body contacts are made.
313
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These usually accompany locomotion,
314
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which is considerably increased
when the pair are together.
315
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Hand to hand.
316
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And arm to arm contacts.
317
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Followed by mouth to face.
318
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Mouth to mouth contact.
319
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Mutual embracing occurs
320
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both statically and during locomotion.
321
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Next please.
322
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Sonnets, "actualities" by ee cummings.
323
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"I like my body when it is with your body.
324
00:27:59,125 --> 00:27:59,792
"It is so quite new a thing."
325
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:03,708
Certain spontaneous
outbursts of running.
326
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Running?
327
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,292
Mm-hm, running and chasing.
328
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,625
Chasing?
329
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,125
Mm-hm, jumping.
330
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,708
And dancing are commonly seen.
331
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,125
Where are you going?
332
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Oh!
333
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,083
Oh!
334
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,667
J'aii week long, we've
been looking at horizons j'
335
00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:47,750
j'and it's hard on the brain j'
336
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:52,792
j' sometimes I wonder is
it the car or the highway j'
337
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:57,875
j' that rolls through the rain j'
338
00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,375
j' this day has no number j'
339
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,875
j' this day has no name j'
340
00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:07,292
j' but it's time for the
weekend all the same j'
341
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:11,333
j' why don't you put
on your Saturday suit? J'
342
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:15,042
j' let's fly away j'
343
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:20,083
j' we could find ourselves a little cafe j'
344
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:24,792
j' where the street people come to play j'
345
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:29,708
j' and let the wine and the sunshine j'
346
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,083
j' blow our minds away j'
347
00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:38,167
j' Saturday suit me fine today j'
348
00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:44,583
j' baby, won't you Saturday
suit me fine today? J'
349
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:52,000
j' darling, won't you
Saturday suit me fine today? J'
350
00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,167
Next please.
351
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:08,833
This is from the Bible.
352
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,542
The song of songs, which is Solomon.
353
00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:16,667
"Let him kiss me with
the kisses of his mouth,
354
00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:19,667
"for thy love is better than wine.
355
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:22,750
"Because of the savior
of thy good ointments,
356
00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:26,208
"thy name is as ointments poured forth."
357
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,833
"Therefore
do the virgins love thee."
358
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:33,958
"A bundle of myrrh
is my wealth, beloved unto me.
359
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,542
"He shall lie all night betwixt my breast."
360
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,750
Much of this pair formation
phase may take place
361
00:30:41,042 --> 00:30:44,417
in public, but when it passes
over to the precopulatory
362
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:47,458
and copulatory phase, privacy is sought,
363
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,625
and the subsequent patterns
of behavior are performed
364
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,292
in isolation from the other
members of the species,
365
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,208
as far as is possible.
366
00:30:58,208 --> 00:30:59,208
Right?
367
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,083
Right.
368
00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:31,167
One, two, three.
369
00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:41,375
Let's go, one, two, three, four
370
00:32:11,792 --> 00:32:16,708
� you finger paint me �
371
00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:22,792
j' I'll finger paint you j'
372
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:27,500
j' remember children and j'
373
00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:32,583
j' the things they like to do j'
374
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:40,750
j' and let your colors flow j'
375
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:46,583
j' as they did long ago j'
376
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:53,042
j' before forgetting how j'
377
00:32:54,042 --> 00:32:58,667
j' but you can finger paint me now j'
378
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,458
j' is that the sound of the
thunder in the eaves? J'
379
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,792
j' finger paint me now j'
380
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:08,875
j' is that the wind that's
rising in the trees? J'
381
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,125
j' love is the answer that j'
382
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:18,542
j' we've always known j'
383
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:23,625
j' why then do we let each
other live and die alone? J'
384
00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:31,417
j' finger paint me now
with your tiny hand j'
385
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:41,208
J' you can touch me now j'
386
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,042
j' I'm just a man j'
387
00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:19,542
You know, we could be arrested?
388
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,667
We? It's your fantasy.
389
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,583
Oh, right.
390
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,917
Did you know monkeys
and apes don't fall in love?
391
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,333
I keep forgetting.
392
00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,277
A couple of groups come near it,
393
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,125
but people are the only
ones who really pair up.
394
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:46,417
For long periods of time, I mean.
395
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:48,125
People aren't a type of monkeys?
396
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,708
They're primates.
397
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,583
They're primates.
398
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:55,875
True, have one and you've had them all.
399
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,875
A couple of facial expressions, a grunt
400
00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:06,167
and seven seconds later, it's over,
401
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,250
and they're back to separate bananas.
402
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,125
Well if you had to lie flat
on your back on a branch,
403
00:35:13,417 --> 00:35:15,000
a quickie's about all you could handle.
404
00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:16,833
Wrong. She's on all fours.
405
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,042
We're the only primates
that mate face to face.
406
00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,917
Good idea for a song.
407
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,750
J' the human race mates face to face j'
408
00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:27,583
Idiot.
409
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,000
You hate my music.
410
00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:31,708
I love it.
411
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,250
Says here the female...
412
00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,000
Female monkey?
413
00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:41,458
Well, she...
414
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:45,875
Uh-oh.
415
00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,375
What about the female monkey?
416
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:03,667
Well, she doesn't seem to
experience any kind of orgasm.
417
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:08,375
Certainly nothing compared
to you. Doesn't seem fair.
418
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,875
What's worse, she only
gets a little one week in four.
419
00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:13,458
One week in four?
420
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,500
A little one week in four.
421
00:36:15,792 --> 00:36:16,976
And if she's pregnant or nursing,
422
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,125
she just sits on it for the duration.
423
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,000
It's not fair.
424
00:36:20,292 --> 00:36:22,583
The lower mammals don't do that well.
425
00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,292
Probably why they sleep all winter.
426
00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:38,583
The orgasm could work
against the monkey's survival.
427
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,125
She's only got a few
days to get fertilized,
428
00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,875
and she better not spend
any of that time being satisfied
429
00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,375
or she's cutting into her own mating time.
430
00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:48,417
Wilt thou have this woman to be
431
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:52,583
thy lawfully wedded
wife, to have and to hold,
432
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,708
for better or worse, for
richer or poorer, in sickness...
433
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,920
But the male monkey
gets his rocks off, right?
434
00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:01,708
As long as ye both shall live?
435
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,542
Always.
436
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,375
Not you, him.
437
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:05,667
I do.
438
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,417
Wilt thou have this
man to be thy lawfully
439
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,750
wedded husband, to have and to hold...
440
00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:15,167
The male monkey's orgasm satisfies him
441
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,542
and gives him time to
regenerate more sperm.
442
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:22,083
Hey.
443
00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:22,833
I'm regenerating.
444
00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,208
For as long as ye both shall live?
445
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,167
Is your orgasm for regenerating too?
446
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,125
Oh, I don't really think so,
447
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,500
but in survival it has other advantages.
448
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,750
For instance, it's quite wild,
449
00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:36,833
part of the old reward system,
450
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:39,667
a little goodie for pairing off.
451
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:43,583
But mostly, though, it
helps assure fertilization.
452
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:44,875
Do you understand?
453
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:46,542
I do.
454
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,833
Well, I don't.
455
00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:51,625
Simple gravity, twit.
456
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:54,500
Look, the female monkey
gets herself inseminated
457
00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:57,125
and then gets up and
walks away on all fours,
458
00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,000
like nothing happened.
459
00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:00,333
Well that's fine, because on all fours
460
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:04,792
the male sperm can stay
put, but if your lovely bride here
461
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,208
were to get up and
head for the refrigerator
462
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,958
like the female monkey,
two legs and simple gravity
463
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,375
lessen her chances of fertilization.
464
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:17,083
So, you see, her orgasm keeps her heavenly
465
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,917
horizontal for a safe period.
466
00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,333
You're sneaky.
467
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,083
Us naked apes are
the sexiest primates alive.
468
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,417
And always ready.
469
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,708
You mean it.
470
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:41,875
Down.
471
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,375
Next please.
472
00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:19,375
"The merrie ballad of Nash,
his dildo" by Thomas Nash.
473
00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,792
"He rubbed and pierced
her ever to the bone,
474
00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:25,042
"digging as deep as
he could dig for stones.
475
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,667
"Now high, now low, now
striking short and thick,
476
00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:31,583
"and diving deeper,
pierced her to the quick.
477
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:35,542
"His body presses against
my breasts. My heart throbs."
478
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,542
They're still turning each other on.
479
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,583
What about me?
480
00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,000
Show me again.
481
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,333
Mr. Rogers?
482
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,583
Mr. Rogers?
483
00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,625
It's your turn.
484
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,417
Oh, sorry.
485
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,167
I apologize for not having an example
486
00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,208
of erotic classic literature,
487
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:19,292
but I would like to read
something pertaining to attitudes.
488
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:23,000
I mean, what is biologically natural
489
00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:26,458
as opposed to the culturally sinful,
490
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,875
as you were saying earlier.
491
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,625
"The vast bulk of copulation in our species
492
00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:41,708
"is obviously concerned
not with producing offspring
493
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,917
"but with cementing the pair bond
494
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:47,917
"by providing mutual
rewards for sexual partners.
495
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:57,500
"The repeated attainment
of sexual consummation
496
00:40:57,792 --> 00:41:00,708
"for a mated pair is
clearly then not some kind
497
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,875
"of sophisticated, decadent outgrowth
498
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,542
"of modern civilization, but a deep-rooted,
499
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:08,542
"biologically based and evolutionary sound
500
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,792
"tendency of our species.
501
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,667
"Any body relationship
should be grist to our sexual mill
502
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,375
"and as an inventive
species, it should be natural
503
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,583
"for us to experiment
with any postures we like.
504
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,208
"But the more the better,
in fact, because this will
505
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,458
"increase the complexity of the sexual act,
506
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,375
"increase sexual novelty
and prevent sexual boredom
507
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,792
"between the members of a long-mated pair.
508
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,708
"Any improvement in sexual
rewards for the members
509
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,500
"of a mated pair will
obviously be important
510
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:40,583
"in strengthening the pair bond."
511
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,667
Desmond Morris, "the naked ape."
512
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,875
Uh, right.
513
00:41:57,917 --> 00:42:02,167
J' if the nightingales
could sing like you j'
514
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,792
j' they'd sing much sweeter than they do j'
515
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:11,875
j' for your brought a
new kind of love to me j'
516
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,625
I like what you said about sex
517
00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:16,583
variations and pair bonding.
518
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,542
Oh, thanks.
519
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:20,542
But since we've bonded
ourselves into overpopulation,
520
00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:22,583
isn't it time we got ourselves unstuck.
521
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:29,167
J' you've brought a
new kind of love to me j'
522
00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:37,792
how about a law that a person
can only reproduce himself?
523
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,417
You know, one for one.
524
00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,458
Of course, they'd have to enforce it.
525
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,917
You mean with a fine?
526
00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,875
I mean with scissors.
527
00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:49,792
J' you're a lady, and I am only a man j'
528
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,958
j' I would work and slave
the whole day through j'
529
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,750
what the world needs now...
530
00:42:56,042 --> 00:42:59,583
J' so I could hurry home to you j'
531
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,583
is a bucket of cold water.
532
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:10,083
J' because you've brought
a new kind of love to me j'
533
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,500
Overbreeding is biologically immoral.
534
00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,167
Stop overpopulation.
535
00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,458
Gay power, gay power, gay power.
536
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:25,250
Homosexuals
are the last oppressed people.
537
00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:28,167
The planet is crowded. Come out.
538
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,167
Overbreeding is biologically immoral.
539
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,750
Gay power, gay power, gay power.
540
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,792
Overbreeding is biologically immoral.
541
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:47,000
Gay power, gay power, gay power.
542
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:51,917
Homosexuals
are the last oppressed people.
543
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,417
Sandra, come on.
544
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:43,375
The lady said follow the yellow line.
545
00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,667
It's not moving.
546
00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,057
It took us millions of years
547
00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,333
to evolve into the sexual hunter,
548
00:46:56,625 --> 00:47:00,375
and then we think up civilization, and pow,
549
00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:03,417
in a few thousand years
we become civilized.
550
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,583
The point is, there was no
time to make the adjustment.
551
00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:27,208
J' Jesus loves me, this I know j'
552
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:31,333
j' for the Bible tells me so j'
553
00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:35,542
j' little ones to him belong j'
554
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:39,875
j' they are weak, but he is strong j'
555
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:44,083
j' Jesus loves me, oh yeah j'
556
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,667
j' Jesus loves me, oh yeah j'
557
00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:50,458
j' Jesus loves me j'
558
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:54,583
j' for the Bible tells me so j'
559
00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:10,917
Oh, oh.
560
00:52:12,167 --> 00:52:13,167
Oh, oh, oh.
561
00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:18,434
Miss hemmings, am I
supposed to do something
562
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,667
important at this time?
563
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,500
Miss hemmings?
564
00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,542
Oh.
565
00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:02,417
I'm cathleen, Cathy.
566
00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:06,583
Miss hemmings took a, or I think, left for
567
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:07,875
who cares?
568
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:10,667
Jellybeans.
569
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,250
The bag broke.
570
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:15,542
You're new.
571
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:18,500
Yes, I was just assigned to you today.
572
00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,208
I decided to stop being a housewife.
573
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,667
My husband's away, so I got
out and joined the workforce.
574
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,250
Uh, right.
575
00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,917
You're a dirty old man.
576
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:50,000
Yes, but I'm a healthy dirty old man.
577
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,750
The whole world's geared to
staring at each other's goodies.
578
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,042
Voyeurism is a healthy,
nonparticipating sex activity.
579
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,417
The world should stare at the world.
580
00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:10,875
Did my wife call?
581
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,667
Oh yes, she's meeting
you downstairs. I'm sorry.
582
00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:15,000
That's all right.
583
00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:17,083
It's just that we're going to the country.
584
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,375
It took us two million
years to get out of the trees,
585
00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:22,787
and the rush hour could take
586
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,833
another two million to get back in.
587
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:31,375
J' specialize, organize j'
588
00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:32,708
night, Carl.
589
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,625
J' when are we going to realize j'
590
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,833
j' homo sapiens is facing his demise j'
591
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,333
see you Monday, Stanley.
592
00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:43,625
J' how you gonna keep
him up in the cities j'
593
00:55:43,917 --> 00:55:45,667
Ted, that's not your hat.
594
00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:46,958
J' stabilize j'
595
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:47,917
good night, Bob.
596
00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:49,268
J' but don't forget how to j'
597
00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:51,101
you really blew their
minds at that meeting today.
598
00:55:51,125 --> 00:55:52,750
J' improvise j'
599
00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:55,625
j' look what's happened
to the eagle and whale j'
600
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:59,167
j' what you gonna do
when your systems fail? J'
601
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:04,250
j' how will we synthesize
a new atmosphere? J'
602
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:10,625
j' how we will minimize
the effects of fear? J'
603
00:56:11,792 --> 00:56:16,708
j' and can we justify
what we're doing here? J'
604
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:21,708
j' with the end so near j'
605
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,792
j' tune in next week, tune in next week j'
606
00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,833
j'aii will be revealed j'
607
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:31,167
j' oh analyze, theorize j'
608
00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,792
j' of all god's creatures
we're certainly the wise guys j'
609
00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:38,000
j' and when we're all pressurized j'
610
00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:41,000
j'and when we're all moralized j'
611
00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:43,792
j' and when we're all sanitized j'
612
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,375
j' we're still gorillas j'
613
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:52,125
j' what you gonna do when you be arised? J'
614
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,458
During the week, the naked ape rushes
615
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,250
to cover the earth with steel and concrete,
616
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,750
only to spend his weekend rushing to find
617
00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:04,417
what remains of nature.
618
00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,417
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
619
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,125
let's follow the yellow
line to the next exhibit.
620
00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,250
There, we will see displayed the result
621
00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:22,708
of man's greatest survival trick,
622
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,250
his exploratory inventive urge.
623
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,583
His highly developed
mental and physical dexterity
624
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:36,875
have enabled him to improve upon nature.
625
00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:50,333
The same hands that once
grasped the branches of trees
626
00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:54,042
have since created the
treasures of this earth.
627
00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:27,500
Our ancestral grunts and
squeaks have become language
628
00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:32,375
and symbols to further aid
our limited creative ability.
629
00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:33,667
A.
630
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,042
J'ej'
631
00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:44,458
j'ij'
632
00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:45,750
j'oj'
633
00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:47,208
j'uj'
634
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,458
j'a, e, I, oj'
635
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:51,833
Simpra.
636
00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:53,333
Simpra.
637
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:54,625
Libra.
638
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:56,083
Libra.
639
00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:20,708
J' ne-an-der-thal j'
640
01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:33,417
We have even disciplined our bodies
641
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:36,833
in the creative search for form and beauty.
642
01:00:59,375 --> 01:01:01,583
When the mind of man is at peace,
643
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:06,042
he and his creations are truly
the most exquisite on earth.
644
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:51,375
It is one of the ironies of
nature that the naked ape,
645
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:54,000
while perfecting his
greatest survival trick,
646
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:58,500
his inventive exploratory urge,
has managed to bring himself
647
01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:01,208
into conflict with an older, more primitive
648
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,708
survival trick, his aggressive urge.
649
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,167
All right, let's go.
650
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,292
All right, let's move!
651
01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:09,958
Come on, move it out.
652
01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,042
Let's go.
653
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,833
Come on, let's go here.
654
01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:16,702
Form a line right over there.
655
01:06:16,917 --> 01:06:18,750
Come on, hey, come on, move it out.
656
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,875
His superior mentality has evolved
657
01:06:24,167 --> 01:06:27,000
a species defect, one that could cause him
658
01:06:27,292 --> 01:06:30,375
to exterminate himself
by the end of the century.
659
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:34,083
We animals fight amongst ourselves
660
01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:36,500
for one of two very good reasons,
661
01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,500
either to establish
dominance in a class system.
662
01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:41,292
Get back in line!
663
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:47,750
Or to establish territorial rights
664
01:06:48,042 --> 01:06:50,583
over a particular piece of ground.
665
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,333
You dirty son of a bitch!
666
01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:57,000
Arnold dickerson!
667
01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:58,833
Here, I'm here. I'm here.
668
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,958
You're late for the war.
669
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:04,583
Don't worry, there'll be
another one along any minute.
670
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,018
All right now, follow the yellow line
671
01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:07,250
into the building, let's go.
672
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:09,792
Move!
673
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:22,125
There is a rigidly
established class system
674
01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:25,250
in most species of monkeys and apes.
675
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,022
All right, hold it right here, stop.
676
01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:31,000
With the dominant
male in charge of the group.
677
01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:33,250
Others range below him in varying degrees
678
01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:35,708
of subordination, and envy.
679
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:40,208
So when the boss becomes
too old to remain top ape,
680
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,625
he is overthrown by a
younger male, who then inherits
681
01:07:43,917 --> 01:07:46,792
the control, and envy, of the colony.
682
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,750
Also, in most species of monkeys and apes,
683
01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:56,542
the responsibility of
protecting the territory
684
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:59,750
and the colony falls to the dominant male,
685
01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:02,000
who will lay his life on the line
686
01:08:02,292 --> 01:08:04,667
in order to protect his colony.
687
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:07,375
The naked ape has reversed this procedure,
688
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,958
it falling instead to the lesser males
689
01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:14,042
to defend not only the
territory but the colony boss,
690
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:17,500
who in return will spare
no amount of technology
691
01:08:17,792 --> 01:08:19,458
in laying their lives on the line.
692
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:49,875
Make sure he's only got one hand
693
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,417
on your shoulder at a time.
694
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,417
A-g-g
695
01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:42,750
r-e-s-s
696
01:10:43,042 --> 01:10:44,708
i-o-n.
697
01:10:46,292 --> 01:10:48,875
A-g-g
698
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:50,167
r-e-s-s
699
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,333
i-o-n.
700
01:12:10,042 --> 01:12:13,500
I would like it to go on record that I
701
01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,833
conscientiously object to war.
702
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,750
I believe in total appeasement.
703
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
What would you do
704
01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:33,708
if a vicious enemy suddenly
started coming at you,
705
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,750
armed to the teeth and ready to kill you?
706
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,500
Um.
707
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,750
A vicious, uh, enemy.
708
01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,042
Armed
709
01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:50,875
to the teeth?
710
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,875
Ready to kill me?
711
01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:15,542
Well, the first thing I'd do
is throw down my weapon.
712
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:19,500
Then, I'd show him my hands
713
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,833
so that he could see that
there wasn't anything in them.
714
01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:26,750
Then I would salute, so that
he would see that my hands
715
01:13:27,042 --> 01:13:28,402
were flat out in the open and know
716
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,000
that I wasn't making a fist.
717
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:35,792
And if that didn't work,
I'd take off my hat.
718
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,917
Yeah, I'd definitely take off my hat
719
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:40,458
and make myself very small.
720
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,375
As small as I could get.
721
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,917
See, I wouldn't wanna
seem taller than he was.
722
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,583
That's why I'd take off my hat.
723
01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:52,583
Hm, I'd lower my head. I'd lower my body.
724
01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,167
That'd be good and submissive.
725
01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,542
Yeah.
726
01:13:56,833 --> 01:14:00,000
Um, so is bowing.
727
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:03,625
I think he'd understand a bow.
728
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:07,917
Or maybe a curtsy.
729
01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,125
No, no, definitely a bow.
730
01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:14,417
King's x.
731
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,458
That's it, I'd try some baby talk.
732
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:22,083
That shows that I
don't mean a wotta harm.
733
01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:33,167
Wot's of people talk baby talk.
734
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:37,583
Perhaps if I
offered him a chocolate bar.
735
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,292
And if he didn't like chocolate,
736
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:46,583
I'd show him a few insecurity gestures
737
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:50,083
to make him think him
that I was totally incapable.
738
01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:57,833
Birds do things like that.
739
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:01,542
Religion is very appeasing,
740
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:04,417
if you know the right lousy religion.
741
01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:09,375
Oh, I think I would smile and laugh,
742
01:15:09,667 --> 01:15:12,625
and I think I would laugh a lot.
743
01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:16,000
I think I would laugh
until I started to cry
744
01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:19,375
and fall down prostrate on the ground
745
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,167
and grovel at his feet.
746
01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:26,083
Oh boy.
747
01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:33,750
Sounds sensible.
748
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:38,792
A modicum of caution is
required in every soldier.
749
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:40,500
But, uh...
750
01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:44,125
In most disputes, the basic
aggressive threat signals
751
01:15:44,417 --> 01:15:46,375
are strong enough to
put a stop to the dispute
752
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:48,875
without the contestants coming to blows.
753
01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:51,417
Then everybody uses appeasement signals.
754
01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,125
You have nothing to worry about.
755
01:15:58,042 --> 01:16:00,667
But we're not using Spears anymore.
756
01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,833
Weapons have become highly impersonal.
757
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,958
They're developed to be
fired fantastic distances.
758
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:10,250
How the hell's the enemy gonna
see my appeasement signals?
759
01:16:10,542 --> 01:16:12,917
Look, it's a fair fight.
760
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:15,083
You won't be able to see his either.
761
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:24,375
How'd you make out?
762
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:25,333
Forget it.
763
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,667
What do I tell him?
764
01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,500
Tell him you like boys.
765
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,250
I think I should tell you,
766
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,042
I like boys.
767
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,708
Then you'll probably like the army.
768
01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:18,958
In the ambrona
valley of Spain, two excavations
769
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,167
revealed a prehistoric
fossil story about a band
770
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:25,083
of homo erectus believed
to have hunted here
771
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,083
over 500,000 years ago.
772
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:30,375
Most of the tools found in the valley
773
01:17:30,667 --> 01:17:32,333
were made of alien stone,
774
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,185
which means that they were carried here
775
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,417
in anticipation of the hunt.
776
01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,708
These early hunters had some understanding
777
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,458
of place and season, and could visualize
778
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,375
events in the future.
779
01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:46,250
They knew that the
migratory grazing animals
780
01:17:46,542 --> 01:17:49,042
would be moving south
through such natural funnels
781
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,708
as the ambrona valley,
migrating to the warmer lowlands,
782
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,250
where they grazed for winter.
783
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:14,333
The basic patterns of
behavior developed by us
784
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,500
in these early days as hunting apes
785
01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:19,625
still shines through all our affairs today,
786
01:18:19,917 --> 01:18:22,042
no matter how lofty we make them appear.
787
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,292
Get wide, spread it out!
788
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:31,458
The basic aggressive urge of the hunt
789
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,000
has never changed, only its form.
790
01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:04,917
What a piece of work is man.
791
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:09,375
How noble in reason,
how infinite in faculty.
792
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:13,833
In form and moving, how
express and admirable.
793
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,417
In action, how like an angel.
794
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:21,333
In apprehension, how like a god.
795
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:26,708
The beauty of the world,
the paragon of animals.
796
01:21:27,305 --> 01:22:27,940
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