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Tony.
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Gena Marino,
my seventh grade geology teacher?
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What-- What are you doing in space?
And in a revealing toga?
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Don't worry about all that, Tony.
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Come here. Let me brush your hair.
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You can tell me
about that race car novel you're writing.
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[gasps] Oh, my gosh.
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I've never told anyone about that.
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I wrote myself in as the main character.
His name's Speedy McWheels--
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So clever. Tell me more.
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[Freeman] Captain's log. Stardate 58256.2.
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Jengus IV is a remote planet
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which was believed to be uninhabited
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until indigenous silicate creatures
called the Scrubble
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started turning Federation scientists
into statues.
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Captain Murakami of the USS Hood
answered the distress call
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and brokered tentative peace.
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With the conflict resolved,
the Cerritos and the Carlsbad
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are coordinating to relocate the outpost.
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Once again, we're cleaning up a mess
for a bunch of outpost scientists.
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You know why these guys
are always getting eaten, disappearing,
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or getting eggs laid in their chest?
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'Cause they're working on the frontier?
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Because they're weirdos!
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You wanna explore space?
Join Starfleet, go to the Academy.
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But, no! That's too much effort.
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They just gotta get their degrees
in studying spores or whatever,
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then head off into the quadrant
and get devoured by a plant!
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Is this a mission briefing
or a stand-up routine?
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Oh, no, no. His stand-up's more a raw,
unfiltered take on dating and mating.
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Ugh.
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Anyway, now that the Scrubble
and the scientists
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have agreed not to attack each other,
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it's our job to set up a new base
and remove these.
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Psychic mines. They read your thoughts
and bring your fantasies to life,
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then turn you to stone.
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Be careful down there.
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Captain wants us to look good
in front of the Carls bad crew.
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Cali-class gets real gossipy.
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Glad to see that
our priorities are in the right place.
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Just follow Stevens's orders
like they were coming from me.
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Because we're best friends
and we share a sacred bond.
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Dismissed.
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[sighs] You have to stop saying
that we have a sacred bond.
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I feel it, sir, and I know you do too.
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Ooh, Tendi, we're heading down
to the planet to move a bunch of rocks.
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Ah, that's so cool!
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Wish I could join, but I'm starting
my senior science officer training today.
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Whoa, look at you getting all
bridge-ready.
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[yelps] I've been prepping so much,
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I'm afraid my brain's gonna explode
with science.
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[sighs] That's how I wanna go.
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All right! I'm off to find out
who my senior officer mentor is.
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Wish me luck! Wait, no.
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Wish me facts.
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-Ah! Ensign, join me!
-Hey, Doctor Migleemo!
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Sorry, I don't have time to chat.
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I'm actually meeting my mentor
for senior science officer training.
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Well, I wonder who that could be? It's me!
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-'Tis I.
-Wait, what?
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Through the strange alchemy of command,
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the task of mentoring you
has fallen to me.
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Now, grab a seat and let's get started!
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Oh, and do help yourself
to some of these Corvarian sludge worms.
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They are exquisitely charred.
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-Oh. G-Great. [chuckles]
-[slurps] Mmm!
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Lieutenant Commander Stevens?
Ensign Kearns reporting.
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We're here to provide assistance
from the Carlsbad.
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Great! You guys will dismantle
and relocate the outpost equipment.
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Cerritos, you're gonna clear
the area of fantasy rocks,
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which are still live, so be careful.
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Uh, what do we do if our fantasies appear?
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Well, they should dissipate
after a few hours,
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but if anything should try to tempt you,
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you know, think about parrises squares.
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What up, 'badders?
I'm Mariner, that's Rutherford,
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and this little bird-boned fella
is Boimler.
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Uh, yeah, we know who you are.
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Everyone's heard about the Cerritos.
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Um... Cool?
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Oh, hey, you guys were just
at Pellex II, right?
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Did you get a chance to sneak over
to the old Pleasure Festival?
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No, we were aboard our ship,
following orders.
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We do not sneak.
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Yeah, no, I just meant, uh--
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Look, I don't sneak either.
I didn't mean sneak. I just--
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It's gonna be a slog today.
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If you guys
get sick of dismantling the station,
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-we can always switch it up.
-Uh-huh.
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Hey, Cor'dee, is "switching it up"
in our mission parameters?
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It is not. And why are we wasting time
with all this talk?
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-Uh, well, I just, I--
-Look,
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we've heard about how you do things
on the Cerritos.
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We're not here to screw around.
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What the hell is their problem?
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They were acting like
the Cerritos was a joke.
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-Do we have a reputation?
-I don't know.
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Look, we should probably get to work.
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So, have you ever trained
a science office officer before?
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Absolutely... not!
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No, I didn't know they did this.
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But Starfleet sent along a lovely manual
which I have been skimming.
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So you and I will be learning together.
Now, isn't that fun?
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Sure is.
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Now, let's see here.
"Table of Contents," good start.
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"Foreword by Ambassador Spock."
Hmm. Not bad.
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Okay, Vulcan stuff, Vulcan stuff,
Vulcan stuff.
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I tell you what, it would've been
logical to find an editor.
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Just so you know,
I've been studying super hard.
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Microbiology, xenobiology, astro biology--
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There really are a lot of sciences,
aren't there?
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-Too many if you ask me.
-Uh, it seems like proper amount, but--
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What I'm saying is, I think I'm ready
for the exam right now.
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Well, according to this,
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science officer training
is less about tests
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and more about learning to be, ooh,
"the voice of science." Cute!
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But maybe it's, like, also a test?
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'Cause I just really wanna take a test.
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Tendi, does it matter how much you know
if nobody's listening?
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Captains have big egos.
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You need to cut through that
and speak for science.
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Which is why you'll be serving
as a science officer trainee
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with Captain Freeman today!
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Isn't she busy
with an important negotiation?
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Exactly. I want you to focus on getting
the captain's attention.
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Really prove that you've got the grapes
to stand up to her.
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But won't that make her mad?
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Oh, definitely.
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garçon! One more round of millet
and cut me off after that.
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Whoa!
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Hey, Samanthan, you wanna come over here
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and help me design
some Galaxy-class starship engines?
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Leah Brahms.
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No, man, no!
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Think about parrises squares. Think of--
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-This is your fantasy?
-Oh, yeah.
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Doctor Brahms was instrumental
in advancing warp field theory.
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I need a big-brain engineer
who can help me extrude some plasma
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and run some tests.
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[yelps] No, leave me alone!
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Look at those stupid Carlsbad ensigns.
What did they mean "screw around"?
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Cali-class ships
are all practically the same.
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The hell are they so smug about?
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I mean, we have gotten
into some pretty notable shenanigans.
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Oh, please. Like what?
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-That Klingon who took off in the ship...
-We tussled with mugatos, Pakleds--
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-[Boimler]...and the ship got terraformed.
-Twice with the Pakleds.
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-Was there a thing with time travel?
-We scared that drill instructor.
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I get it. Yeah. Shenanigans.
You know what?
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Today we're gonna
do our job faster and better,
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and kick their asses Cerritos-style.
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I mean, we can try.
But they're kind of amazing.
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What the-- Did you see that?
She's rubbing it in.
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-No, I'm the one who rubs. I rub!
-Okay. You know what? You're right.
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Let's pick up the pace
and smoke these guys.
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Come with me.
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We could increase
gravimetric power limits all night long.
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Rutherford, stay strong!
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parrises squares, iron mallet,
shiny blue uniforms.
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Ah, come on.
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I can't believe that's tempting to you.
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Yeah, these things will have to try
a lot harder to get in my head.
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Ensign Boimler, there you are!
Quick! Get in, son.
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The Borg are attacking.
Starfleet needs that Boimler magic.
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I knew this day would come!
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Yes, sir, Admiral. Let's ro--
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-Dude, come on.
-Huh? Oh. Geez. Sorry.
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Also, a sidecar?
Even in your fantasy, you're not driving?
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Driving's scary. I'm a natural passenger.
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Oh, hey, babe.
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I was about to go yell at Ransom,
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really tear him a new one
for being so annoying.
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Wanna come watch?
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Nice try, "babe," but I'll hold off
for the real deal back on the ship.
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[chuckles] Okay. You and Jennifer
are "babe-ing" each other now?
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Uh, yeah, I guess we have been.
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Aw, it's nice to see you with a girlfriend
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instead of destroying everything
in your path.
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She's not my girlfriend.
We're just hanging out.
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-We're not into labels.
-Oh, I'm into labels.
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I'm fine being
your hot Andorian girlfriend.
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Is that your fantasy?
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No, we're--
No, go find Leah Brahms. Shut up.
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Ooh! Somebody's blushing.
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[chuckling] Ooh, I think she is!
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-I'm detecting an elevated heart rate!
-Stop looking at my heart rate!
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We have to ignore these totally
inaccurate fantasies at all costs.
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Come and look at the warp core
with me and Leah.
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I had no idea that Captain MAIER
was gonna be so fresh-faced.
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What, he just graduate
from the Academy yesterday?
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I don't know, but word around the fleet
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is that he's on the fast track
to a Galaxy-class.
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Uh, Captain,
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I've been researching Captain Murakami's
logs about the Scrubble,
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-and I think they are-- [groans]
-[Freeman] Captain MAIER,
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your reputation precedes you.
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As does yours, Captain Freeman.
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I'm excited to learn from
how you close this deal today.
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Well, most of the work's
already been done.
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We just need to get everyone
to sign off on final points.
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Should only take a minute or two.
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Still, it'll be good to see how
the old school knocks this out.
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I'm sure we can do-- Wait, "old school"?
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Hold on. That is totally unfair.
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We had no idea that the rocks
we were studying had any silicate life.
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What you call "silicate life,"
we just call "life."
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You do not seem alive to us.
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Everyone, everyone, please.
Welcome to the Cerritos.
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We have the treaty details
you've agreed to right here.
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Perhaps some refreshments?
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The Scrubble thanks you, Captains.
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We appreciate
the respect you both show the Scrubble,
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-unlike these insolent scientists.
-Hey!
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May we present you
with a sacred Scrubble totem?
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Oh, thank you so much. It's lovely.
Captain MAIER, please feel free
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to take this token of respect
for your collection.
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Oh, I couldn't possibly, Captain Freeman.
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As the more senior officer,
the statue's all yours.
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-[chuckles] Take the statue, young man.
-[laughs] No, I couldn't impose.
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-Take it.
-No, you.
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-No, it's yours. It's yours.
-Get it away. No!
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Please let me help.
I can make you a captain, Boimler.
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Can you triple-check my math?
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[gasps] Nailed it, babe! Let's make out.
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Yo, Kearns! Five more and we're done.
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Looks like
you guys have a ways to go, huh?
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What are you doing? Come on. Pick it up!
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I think I pulled my dominant groin.
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[laughs] This is great.
It's totally working.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you just dunk that fantasy rock?
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-The hell were you thinking?
-Moving fast, sir. Getting the job done.
233
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,153
Well, slow it down.
These things are dangerous.
234
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,072
They're not a bunch of dang basketballs.
235
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,950
Well, we just wanted to make sure
these Carls bad guys didn't outpace us
236
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,036
and make Commander Ransom
look like an ineffectual leader.
237
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,955
Ineffectual-- Why would they say that?
238
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,207
Yeah, we overheard
them saying Ransom was a joke,
239
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,376
and that his teams are slow,
and his core is weak.
240
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,920
Bull [bleep]! He's got the strongest core
in the fleet!
241
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,797
Now, hurry up!
Let's move some frickin' rocks!
242
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716
Let me show you how a pro does it. Whoa!
243
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,845
Uh, Sir? What happens
if these things break?
244
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,266
I'm sure it's fine. It probably just makes
a real big fantasy, right? [laughs]
245
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,726
Watch out, giant ham sandwich incoming.
246
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,856
Oh, my God! Kukulkan!
247
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,733
[screams] Whoa!
248
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,945
My beautiful arms! [screams]
249
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,910
-What was that thing?
-Guys, I don't think that was a fantasy.
250
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,745
I think these rocks
are reading our nightmares!
251
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,497
But I don't like my nightmares.
252
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,873
What is that?
253
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,390
In here, quick!
254
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,313
Wow. Good aim is hot.
255
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,234
[nightmare Jennifer] I wanna be exclusive.
256
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,864
I want us to grow old and boring
and grow orchids together, babe.
257
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,497
[nightmare Jennifer] Settle down with me!
258
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,498
Whoo!
259
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,459
Mariner, you might want
to go back to therapy.
260
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,048
Cerritos, come in.
261
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,426
Of course. It's not a real day
in Starfleet till comms get blocked.
262
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,136
Okay.
How long before these things dissipate?
263
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,430
With those psychic mines broken,
who knows?
264
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,639
We'll have to wait it out.
265
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,101
[groans] We are trapped in a cave,
and your commander is armless.
266
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,811
I fear we will be penalized for this.
267
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,938
No, I will. I made us rush.
268
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,273
Why? We had all day.
269
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,526
You guys were going so fast.
We were trying to speed up to beat you.
270
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,321
[sighs] It's clear the Cerritos
has a bad reputation.
271
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,864
We didn't want to live up to it.
272
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,825
Wow. I'm speechless.
273
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,077
Come on. Don't pile on.
274
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,913
Look, the Cerritos is actually
a really great place to serve--
275
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,123
No, no. I mean,
we were the ones who were rushing.
276
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,166
What?
277
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,919
You guys are so cool,
and we were just trying to impress you.
278
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,712
Wait, you think we're cool?
279
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,757
Yes! The tales of your exploits
are widely shared.
280
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,426
The Cerritos is, in fact, the coolest.
281
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,180
[MAIER] Collecting stuff isn't really
a thing with my generation.
282
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,933
No disrespect.
I just don't need flashy trinkets to--
283
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601
It's a normal rock.
284
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,397
Ensign, come here. Scan this thing
and tell Captain MAIER it's not flashy.
285
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,441
Hmm... It has an anomalous
molecular composition.
286
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,318
I'm actually getting
some pretty interesting readings--
287
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,904
Stop talking. It's clearly not fancy.
288
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,489
See, there you go.
289
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,534
A "pretty interesting" object
for a pretty experienced captain.
290
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,077
Captains, Captains.
291
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,371
Maybe we should get to business.
What do you say?
292
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,414
-Take the rock.
-You take it.
293
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,666
-[Freeman] No. It's a gift!
-[MAIER] Don't you dare. No!
294
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,127
-Just take the rock and shut up!
-Just take it! Take it!
295
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,506
Oh, yeah. All the Cali-class crews
talk about the Cerritos.
296
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,508
You guys are famous.
297
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,593
Famous? Us? No way.
298
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:31,681
Come on. The Cerritos is like
the Enterprise of the support ships.
299
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,933
You have survived battles
with the Pakleds.
300
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,727
You four stood strong in an alien trial.
301
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,771
It was more of a party. But thanks.
302
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,399
All the other Cali-class ships
just do what they're told,
303
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,484
but the Cerritos kicks ass.
304
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,695
[sighs] We kinda freaked out
when we got this mission.
305
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,905
We just wanted to show you
that we could keep up.
306
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,741
[scoffs] You did more than keep up.
You guys were crushing it.
307
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,828
[Boimler] No, no, no! Phaser it!
308
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,415
Give us your distinctiveness.
309
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,792
What?
310
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,257
-You're scared of basketballs?
-I'm not.
311
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,050
So, your greatest fantasy is basketball?
312
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,678
No, I hadn't heard
the word "basketball" in years,
313
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,431
until Stevens said it
just before the nightmares showed up.
314
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,100
I guess the stones must have pulled that
from my mind too?
315
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,729
Fantasies and fears I get,
but why access that part of your brain?
316
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,190
Uh, there's a bunch of stuff out there
that doesn't make sense.
317
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,609
Hey, babe. [giggles]
318
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,860
[Boimler] Does Jennifer wear hats?
319
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,570
No. Her antennae are too sensitive.
320
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,198
But I did overhear Levy man splaining
321
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,242
the difference between a porkpie and
a fedora to some poor cadet the other day.
322
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,411
These stones are recording
way more than we thought.
323
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,413
Something in here
324
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,915
is streaming a ton of data.
325
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,918
Whatever's receiving it is back there.
326
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,258
[screams] Give it to me straight, Doc.
Is it bad?
327
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,885
You're fine. Just relax.
328
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,595
I need a sedative over here!
329
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,972
-Here you go, Doctor.
-What the [bleep] are you doing here?
330
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,517
Weren't you supposed to
start science officer stuff with Migleemo?
331
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,644
Yep. First day. It's going great.
332
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,313
-[bleep] the bed, huh?
-Yes, I think that's accurate.
333
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,190
Ah, geez. Are you about to cry?
334
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,859
This guy's not even crying
and his toes are getting digested.
335
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,028
-They are?
-Shut up. Don't move.
336
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,489
I just don't know
if I'm cut out to be a science officer.
337
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,282
I can't get the captain to listen to me.
338
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,243
Okay. Guess we're doing this.
339
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,621
Tendi, of course you're cut out for it.
That's why I recommended you.
340
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,749
Then why am I blowing it?
All my studying hasn't helped at all.
341
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,502
No, no. Studying is good,
but in real life there's gonna be times
342
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,879
when you need to make a mess of things
before you can fix 'em.
343
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,631
Like how I'm gonna have to cut
this guy's foot off
344
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,758
-so we can grow him a new one.
-Wait, what was that?
345
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,802
You'll be a great officer
on the bridge one day,
346
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,596
but you're gonna have to risk
screwing things up to get there.
347
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,099
-You understand?
-I do. Thanks, Doc.
348
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,725
[Tendi] Good luck growing it back.
349
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,937
Hey, so you were just kidding about
my foot to make a point, right? [laughs]
350
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,070
[screams] Cave bug!
We've got cave bugs in here!
351
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,573
Wait. Look. I think this is a door?
352
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,491
Huh. That's not a usual thing for a cave.
353
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,994
Hey. There's an access panel over here.
354
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,455
[Mariner mouthing] What?
355
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,125
[Carls bad ensign] Whoa.
What is this place?
356
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,544
Don't know.
But this is definitely the receiver.
357
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,671
And some kind of storage device.
358
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,341
-Look.
-It's storing all our thoughts.
359
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,012
It has our security clearances,
passwords, personal information.
360
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,848
My uncle Trent drunk dancing
at my cousin's wedding.
361
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,184
-Damn! Get it, Trent.
-This thing is a literal data mine.
362
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,769
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
But look at the equipment.
363
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,313
It's all Federation tech.
364
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,773
The outpost scientists
must have installed it. But why?
365
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,442
Unless they and the Scrubble are...
366
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,152
Working together.
367
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,696
-We should probably report this, huh?
-Big-time.
368
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,157
Hey! You think there's any chance
the crazy crystal cavern
369
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,325
is maybe boosting comms?
370
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,452
I don't know. Yeah, no, of course not.
371
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,953
Well, you guys lucked out.
372
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,457
You're getting the full
Cerritos experience today. [grunts]
373
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,045
Whoo!
374
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,219
Ah, ha, ha!
375
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,807
Die!
376
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,309
-Kearns to Carlsbad!
-Boimler to Cerritos!
377
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,144
-Sorry. Do you wanna--
-[Kearns] Did I step on your--
378
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,687
-Requesting immediate--
-We need emergency--
379
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,189
-Okay, I can walk over there if you--
-Wow.
380
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,399
-[Kearns] Are you sure? [screams]
-It's okay. No, no. It's fine.
381
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,405
-[MAIER] Just take it!
-[Freeman] No, you take it!
382
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,200
How about if we split it?
Shaxs, phaser this thing in half.
383
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,786
-Now we're talking!
-How dare you! This is a sacred gift.
384
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,081
Why don't we just go back down
to the planet and get another one?
385
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,626
No! I'm running the negotiations,
and I say MAIER gets the rock.
386
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,087
-And, as your guest, I decline.
-[Freeman] What is wrong with you?
387
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,756
Just take the thing and stick it
in the closet like everybody else.
388
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,175
I'm not gonna be the captain
who wouldn't let Carol Freeman
389
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,677
-have a peace treaty gift!
-I don't need it!
390
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,679
If someone doesn't take it,
we're not signing the treaty.
391
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,431
Someone just take the damn thing
so we can get this over with!
392
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,766
Everybody stop yelling!
393
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,143
-I'm having flashbacks!
-Hold on. Everyone, stop!
394
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,145
We just got back from the planet.
You have to stop this.
395
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,647
-What are you doing?
-[Kearns] It's true.
396
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,315
-We scanned and found--
-Just take the rock!
397
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,275
Shut up!
398
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,194
Ensign! Have you lost your mind?
399
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,196
Look at the damn rock!
400
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,574
[Ransom] Is that Federation tech?
401
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,452
Those anomalous readings?
It's an internal power source.
402
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,413
Tendi's right.
These guys are working together.
403
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,040
They have a whole system down there
where they read minds using rocks
404
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,000
and store it with Federation systems.
405
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,210
A spy device?
406
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,796
And you both wanted it planted
in a captain's office.
407
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,299
They would've heard top secret
communications, deployments.
408
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,554
Well, this is, uh, preposterous!
I want to go back to my cave this instant.
409
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,557
Yes, yes. And I have important work to do
at the outpost.
410
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,600
Groundbreaking stuff.
411
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,355
Actually, I think I'm finally ready
to start this meeting.
412
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,899
[scoffs] Great plan, genius.
413
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,822
[Freeman] Captain's log, supplemental.
The animosity between the Scrubble
414
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,699
and Outpost 76 scientists
415
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,995
was a manufactured deception designed
to distract from their plan to collect
416
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,790
and sell sensitive Starfleet intelligence
on the black market.
417
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,668
Apparently, the scientists wanted
to purchase better equipment,
418
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,671
and the Scrubble wanted more... rocks?
419
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,673
[sighs] I don't get how that would--
Whatever.
420
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,843
Anyway, they'll both be answering
to a Federation tribunal.
421
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,053
In recognition
of their excellent teamwork,
422
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,889
Captain MAIER and I have authorized
423
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,850
a small celebration
for our combined crews.
424
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,479
I was like, "Okay, Doc.
If I was brain-dead for ten minutes,
425
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,106
then how come
I saw a koala sitting on a black"--
426
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,816
Wait. Where are you going?
427
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,028
Okay. Looks like
it's just you and me, old friend--
428
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,447
[screams] Cinnamon schnapps!
429
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:26,494
Innkeeper. Two Grimpari Sun Storms,
one for me and one for my mentee,
430
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,120
who made sure she was heard.
431
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,915
I couldn't have done it
without a great mentor.
432
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,209
Why, thank you, Tendi.
433
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,045
I must admit,
this new role rather suits me.
434
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,674
A toast. To me and, to a lesser extent
but also worth noting, Tendi.
435
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,054
[clears throat] Carol? I need to apologize
for my behavior today.
436
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388
I hope you don't think less of me.
437
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,517
Well, you and the Carls bad team
impressed the hell out of me.
438
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,477
In fact, I got you something.
439
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,271
-But this is gonna record my--
-Don't worry. It's been neutralized.
440
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,941
I know you think collecting trinkets
is old-school, but--
441
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,902
I would be honored.
Are you sure you don't want it?
442
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,739
Please. That's the little half.
I kept the big one for myself.
443
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,327
You guys really lived up to
your reputations today.
444
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,663
Wow. We had no idea anyone talked
about the Cerritos.
445
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,834
Well, maybe not across the fleet,
but you're definitely Cali-class famous.
446
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,085
Really? What do they say?
447
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,838
-Mariner's an unstoppable force of nature.
-[Mariner] Truth.
448
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,965
Rutherford's a genius
with crazy implant powers.
449
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,759
-Okeydokey!
-Tendi's a ray of optimistic sunshine.
450
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,053
-Aw.
-Only thing people get wrong is Boimler.
451
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,472
Let me guess,
everyone thinks I'm older, right?
452
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,725
No. In stories,
you're described as a tiny, comedic robot
453
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,060
that is always getting into trouble.
454
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,687
Wait. What do they say?
455
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,438
-Yes, that is so accurate.
-No, it's not!
456
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,149
I expected you to be, like,
a hovering cube or something.
457
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,651
You gotta tell people I'm a man.
458
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,403
No. Please keep telling people
he's a cube.
459
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,363
-Mariner, no! Don't do that!
-Aw...
460
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,906
Boimler wants to be people.
461
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,116
[Boimler] Guys, please!
462
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,617
Please tell them I'm people!
463
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,077
Guys, I'm people!
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Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!
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Chirp.
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