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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs!
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Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally,
taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fucks sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green
and pleasant land in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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[humming]
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[Jackson] Like it or not,
competition is the marrow in our bones.
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Without it, everything stagnates.
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People, communities, society, everything.
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Argh...
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[Jackson] As soon as you stop competing,
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if you rest on your laurels,
and what you have, you've lost.
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That's why some old bastards
refuse to retire.
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Work on until 70 and 80 and 85.
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Because, if they stop competing,
they'll die.
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Competition drives us forward,
individually and collectively.
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Maybe greed is not good,
but competition fucking is.
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[thud]
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It's in our DNA.
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Fuck's sake, Shane.
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I told you they won't be here long.
We'll get shot of them no sweat.
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Or they'll be here for a while, because
we've got no chance of shifting them.
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I thought you were flogging them locally?
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Everyone who wants one has got one,
sometimes two.
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People are using them as patio furniture.
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Supply and demand, Jackson.
There's a world beyond the Chatsworth.
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I just want them out my fucking yard.
Makes us a target.
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-His objection's political.
-No, it's not.
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Doesn't like robbing from the nice people
in the nice houses, do you?
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-I don't like robbing, period.
-Oi, Question Time, shut the fuck up.
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If I go to jail, it won't be
for renewable energy. The fucking shame!
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They'd stick you in with the nonces!
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I think it's lovely.
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The place smells of piss and cabbage.
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Why be unpleasant?
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What did it gain you, that little
bit of fucking nastiness just now?
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[Jamie] All right, I take it back!
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The place smells of rose petals
and Chanel No. 5.
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Oi! What do you think you're doing?
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They're not going to miss them.
Half of them have forgot they smoke.
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Re-distribute the cigarettes.
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Same again all round, please.
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Kiss. My. Arse.
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What have I done?
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[Jamie] Apart from casual theft
and abuse of trust?
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I think what you're doing
is very kind, Patty.
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Well... most of these folks have no-one.
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Loved ones dead and gone, moved away,
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or just couldn't be fecked
with them anymore.
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-I'll bring your drinks over, Patty.
-Thank you.
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What's that smell?
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[Jackson] I am not clambering
across any more roofs.
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You never did. You held the ladder.
I clambered across the fucking rooftops.
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Whatever, I'm not doing it.
I want a proper, legit business.
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If you want to stay the Artful Dodger
all your life, go ahead.
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-What are you doing?
-Saving myself a job.
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I'd only have to pack it up
and take it to the dump.
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You can't give it away!
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Jackson, it's the end-of-the-day shit
that even we can't get shot of.
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Fucking dogs wouldn't eat it.
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Carry on. It's fine for you.
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This is a business.
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Allow them a loaf
and bag of stale lettuce,
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while they ponder
where they might sleep tonight.
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Again, feel free to continue.
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Basic economics. People won't pay
for stuff they can get for free.
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Economics, my arse.
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-You're a snob.
-Bollocks.
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You won't steal solar panels
from the middle class,
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but you're happy to see them starve.
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I hate tramps as much as the next man,
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but you can't stand by and watch
them starve, while you bin grub.
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Yes, you can.
Word gets out you're giving it away,
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we won't have a business or money,
or fuck all!
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Go on then. Ask them for it back.
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As of tomorrow, we split what's left
down the middle.
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Fair enough.
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-You'll damage us.
-No, I won't.
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I'll feed a couple of muppets,
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and I'll get to feel
less of a cunt for a while.
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What could be better?
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Never put her hand in her pocket all day,
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started a kitty,
and then pocketed the change.
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-Smart as paint, that one.
-[Jamie] Hm.
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[Ruby] It's a gender thing.
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Men need sex, women choose sex.
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It's not a choice with me.
I can't go without.
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Can tell by the way you walk.
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-Cheeky.
-I'm with Ruby. We're fighting biology.
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Women are more evolved, more developed.
We choose our partners.
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Men would fuck a hole in the wall
if they had to.
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-They're like animals with needs.
-Shut up. I'm single.
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I am living in hope of finding
the last remaining good one.
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[Gloria] Oh, that ship sailed long ago,
love.
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Last good man, Cary Grant.
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[sound of a dog growling]
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-[Mimi] Open relationship, my arse!
-Ah! Ah!
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-Out!
-I'm just finishing--
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Out!
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You have needs.
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Food, shelter, and basic sanitation.
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Would you shag a hole in the wall?
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Do you want me to?
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We haven't had sex in three weeks.
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You're always too tired.
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You're asleep before me every night.
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Then I'm always tired.
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When I finish my shift,
we're going to do some riding.
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Place your bets.
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Now's your chance to win back
some of your cash.
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[sniffs]
Again?
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In the living room.
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[Kelly clears her throat]
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Someone'll steal your fags one day.
We all get old.
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[woman] Oh, gosh! She hit me! Get off!
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Pack it in, the pair of you!
Lend a fucking hand!
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She's robbed my watch!
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Does someone want to tell me
what this is all about?
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I won the watch fair and square.
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I took it off, cause I'm retaining water,
and my wrists are all swelled up.
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Next thing, it's on her wrist!
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The mad cow ran out of money
and wagered the watch.
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[gasps]
I did no such thing.
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I extend the hand of friendship
to you people,
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and this is how I'm repaid?
I'm attacked in my own home.
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I think it's time you all left.
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Come on. That's it.
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Tell me that woman was mistaken.
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She barely knows Christmas from Tuesday.
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[Mimi and Billy moaning]
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-Are they...
-Like rabbits.
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Running commentary for a good hour now.
My sainted mother.
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[moaning continues]
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Oh, that was fucking awesome.
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You could suck the chrome
off an exhaust pipe.
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-Ow! What the fuck?
-You're faking it.
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I'm not.
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I didn't get a chance to spit or swallow.
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There's fuck all there!
It's dry as the Gobi.
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How long's this been going on?
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-Don't you love me anymore?
-Now you're just offending me.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing!
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I'll just finish myself off then, shall I?
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Taped Corrie for you. Omnibus.
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[Shane] Ah!
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Poor buggers have hardly got
two brain cells as a group,
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and you're fleecing them?
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It was a card game. Sometimes you
win, sometimes you lose.
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-They lost.
-Should be ashamed of yourself.
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You were robbing their cigarettes.
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With no skill whatsoever, I may add.
Might as well have sounded a klaxon.
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-A few tabs isn't purses and jewellery.
-No, it isn't.
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Where do you two get the nerve
to try and occupy the moral high ground?
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You, a harlot, in the old-fashioned
Biblical sense.
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And you, a truanting, occasional
drug-running little arsehole.
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Hardly paragons of virtue.
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-Come ahead, you fucking pricks!
-Look, you got us wrong!
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You're Shane Maguire.
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-What the fuck's it to you?
-Ya! What you doing?
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These fuckers are after doing me in.
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We just want... food.
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Food?
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Been out of work since summer.
We heard you help people.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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[chuckles]
You help people, like Spiderman.
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And what were you going to do,
Chatsworth Ninja,
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fucking meditate them into submission?
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-It was karate.
-It was bollocks.
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Let's get some food for these muppets.
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Oh, no, that's your look-out,
fuck all to do with me.
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He'll do you a good deal
on a solar panel as well, lads.
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-Heat your water with the Manchester sun.
-Oh, fuck off.
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She was on a losing streak
and accused me. Me!
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Of dishonesty,
in an attempt to recover her losses.
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[Chesney] Why not give it back?
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All right, Jez?
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Excuse me?
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You should be gambling for coppers,
not watches and pearls and shit.
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It's not fair for the people with...
you know, mental.
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Dementia or not, a bet's a bet,
there's a principle.
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And you wonder how come
you've got no mates.
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I have many close... acquaintances.
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[door closes]
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We'll give you 40 for this.
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[chatter]
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What the fuck's going on?
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[man] Excuse I.
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And a herb and avocado wrap, please.
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Out of my way, you fucking tramp.
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You were supposed to clear the yard,
not fill it up
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-with the Boys from the Blackstuff.
-He's proving a point.
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-Oh, that shite attracts flies?
-That he can give away left-over stock,
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without it affecting the business,
or his life.
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They kept coming all fucking day,
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I thought it'd make more sense
to throw it all together, make a big pot.
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So you're Mother Theresa now, then?
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I'm trying to get shot
of the smelly bastards.
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Thought this might be a bit quicker.
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You want to earn your place in heaven,
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take your spares down to Saint Macs,
Father McGinn runs a kitchen there.
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Fuck. I'm not trying to...
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Shouldn't laugh quite so hard,
peed yourself a little bit there.
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All right, one at a fucking time.
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I want my yard back.
Fucking move, you scruffy twats!
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-Have you got any bacon?
-What do you think?
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-[Chesney] You're firing blanks?
-Don't say nothing, please.
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You got a kid, you can't be.
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No, it's not exactly blanks,
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everything's as usual,
and the sex is fucking mint,
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it's just... every time I pull
the trigger, no bullets.
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Maybe you are faking it.
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-I'd know, wouldn't I?
-Men can't fake it.
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Pshh. Of course they can.
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This one time,
I was banging a right dog, yeah,
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so I'm fucking pounding away
and pounding away,
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but, no flourish at the end,
you know. So, I faked it all.
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-"Argh, yeah, baby, I'm going to come..."
-[they laugh]
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[Billy] Fuck off!
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Did she not know?
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Nah, man, she was just grateful.
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-Yeah, grateful that you got off her.
-Twat.
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[laughter]
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Shit. Nah, but honestly,
the sex is fucking amazing,
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and loads of it, but it's just no spunk.
241
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,400
Maybe I've used it all up.
242
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,680
You can't get a tan off them, you know?
243
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,480
Get upstairs, I'm going to fuck you juicy.
244
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,280
Thought you'd gone to work.
245
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,160
Just heading. Bye, now.
[clears throat]
246
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,440
That's the last of them, Father. Stack
the pallets, I'll pick them up later.
247
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,680
I can't tell you how grateful
we are, Shane.
248
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,840
Well, was only going to toss it, so...
249
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,040
I shouldn't be worrying about where
they've come from, should I?
250
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,920
No, it's all legit.
Pass it on with a clear conscience.
251
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,880
I'll give your regards to me mam, yeah?
252
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,640
Come to the hall later,
253
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,800
see the difference
your generosity can make.
254
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,680
If this is to be a regular thing,
255
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,920
you should at least see
where your donation goes.
256
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,760
With all due respect, Father,
257
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,960
I'm not naturally sympathetic to tramps.
258
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,520
The homeless.
259
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,800
You're on your uppers, don't go asking for
hand-outs, get off your arse and sort it.
260
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880
So, why help?
261
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,720
Like I say, it was either here
or the bin. Don't make me Gandhi.
262
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,560
Price tag over sell-by, they've
at least got a couple of days in them.
263
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,200
-Brie and black grape?
-Shaun Ryder.
264
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,280
-What?
-Nothing.
265
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,960
C'mon, it's a job lot, you can't pick
and choose, it's all or nothing.
266
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,880
-I'll give you a tenner for the lot.
-Fuck off!
267
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960
There's 100 items here, easy. Forty.
268
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,520
This is me being generous.
269
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
Cheers, man.
270
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,520
Can I have this back, please?
271
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:55,200
Get some weed. Yeah, let's get
a load of sweets for tonight.
272
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,640
-Late munch.
-Too late.
273
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,920
What? Are you joking?
274
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,080
[whispering] Oh, fuck.
275
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,560
[panting]
276
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,320
How many times is that?
277
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,680
Three, maybe four.
278
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,680
Anything?
279
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,080
Dry as Gandhi's flip-flop.
280
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,880
Thought so. I've got friction burns.
281
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,120
Do you want to quit?
282
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,720
Fuck, no.
283
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,440
The only way to get over a bad patch
is to hump your way out of it.
284
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,880
Just let me baste the goose. Come on.
285
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,520
Fuck.
286
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,920
Jesus, Tish.
287
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,040
Shouldn't you be hanging around
street corners drinking cider?
288
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,480
I'm not going to ask,
you're going to have to tell me.
289
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,960
You know, like you said I could have
Nana's wedding ring when you died?
290
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,920
When I die, future tense.
291
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,440
I kind of borrowed it.
292
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,520
Explain "kind of".
293
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,280
You're not allowed to wear
jewellery to school.
294
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,280
I pawned it.
295
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,160
And they've lost it.
296
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,600
[Chesney] Where's the ring?
297
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,280
She's still got plenty of time
to get it back.
298
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,760
She must have altered the receipt,
you know what kids are like.
299
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,440
Where is it?
300
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,680
I may have weighed it
and sent it off for cash.
301
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,480
Sent to whom?
302
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,800
I packed up a whole load of unclaimed,
303
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,120
second-rate items to one
of those companies, um,
304
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,720
brass for gold dot www or something.
305
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,720
It... It may have got mixed up with that.
306
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,560
You sold my mum's ring
on to some trashy scrap merchant?
307
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,880
What I sent was little better
than costume jewellery.
308
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,240
You're welcome to the money,
I don't want it, it's tainted.
309
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,440
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm having my fecking tea.
310
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,600
Lapsang Souchong, mind,
none of your Darjeeling crap.
311
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,240
You're mental.
312
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,680
No, I'm livid.
313
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,240
What kind of world
is it where a poor pensioner
314
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,880
can't eat her cake in peace?
315
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,360
There must be a cancellation clause,
a declaration?
316
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,840
I signed all the forms, it's above board.
317
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,920
It wasn't yours to sell. You stole it.
318
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,440
How dare you!
319
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,640
I want the ring back,
or I'm going to the police.
320
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,760
-They'll laugh at you.
-Be with you in five minutes, mate.
321
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,400
I'm just looking for my wife's
engagement ring.
322
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,000
[whispering] Feck!
323
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,520
Muesli, yoghurt, bio-thingy,
freshly squeezed orange,
324
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,800
fresh coffee and for dessert,
a little bit of bugle.
325
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,480
Oh, really? All day?
326
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,800
I've been stuck here for hours.
327
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,040
Leave, before she gets
her powdered rhino horn out.
328
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,080
You ready for the next round, lover?
329
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,360
Baby?
330
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,880
I've got no spunk.
331
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,280
For weeks, I keep coming and coming,
and everything's great,
332
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,040
but nothing comes out. I'm totally dry.
333
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,560
I'm spunkless.
334
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,440
[priest] Are you sure this won't
affect your business?
335
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,680
I'm determined it won't.
My partner's laughing up his cuff at me.
336
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,200
Might have a point.
337
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,960
You can't afford to show weakness
in business these days.
338
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,560
[Shane] We do all right.
339
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,480
Oh, sorry, guys, you're too late.
Were eaten out of house and home.
340
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,360
Sally Army in Langley
run a kitchen till nine, though.
341
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,160
Quite a bit still left there.
Would've done them.
342
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,520
You need to establish boundaries,
or it gets unmanageable.
343
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,480
Feed those guys now, and two more
will be along in half an hour,
344
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,080
then three more an hour after that.
You end up a 24/7 cafe.
345
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,360
And besides,
it helps people in their situation
346
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:45,000
to have some structure, some rules.
Helps give shape to their day.
347
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,200
Well, I don't know how you do it,
I wouldn't have the patience.
348
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,600
-Same time tomorrow, Padre.
-Yep.
349
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,840
How are we today? Mind if I join you?
350
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,000
Keep it to yourselves,
but you'll never believe
351
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:50,520
-who I saw doing the walk of shame--
-Give it a rest, Patty. Not interested.
352
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,400
[people whispering]
353
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,200
[woman] You bitch.
354
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,240
[woman] Yeah, go on, piss off.
355
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,120
There's tea in the pot.
356
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,200
I've been made redundant.
357
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,040
Did you hear?
358
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,840
It would seem I'm to be made a scapegoat,
359
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,400
for all sorts of the pent-up
bitterness from every quarter.
360
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,440
Little more than victimisation,
361
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,160
and me, a senior citizen
with special needs.
362
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,720
I'm not sure my health is up to it.
363
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,040
Twenty-six people you stole from,
that's the ones we know about,
364
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,400
some in a far worse state than you.
365
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,760
And not a word of fucking remorse.
366
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,440
-I'm sorry, all right?
-[door closes]
367
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,200
If that's what it takes.
368
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,240
Maybe I'm being punished by...
369
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560
you know who. I've fucked too much,
enjoyed it more than I should.
370
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,000
Sex is a gift from God, baby,
you're supposed to enjoy it.
371
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,560
All those little Rain Man thoughts
running about up there.
372
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,120
Don't think, just do.
373
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,720
Actually, that might be
the worst thing you can do.
374
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,600
If you don't mind me butting in.
375
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,360
It's kind of personal, Father.
376
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,200
Don't call him Father.
He's not even practising.
377
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,080
Just a random bloke who wants
to talk about my spunk.
378
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,400
I know something about this.
379
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,720
What, God or spunk?
380
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,600
We could use the help.
381
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,560
Is something bothering you,
making you anxious?
382
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,680
I don't think so.
383
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,880
Happy with your life, marriage?
384
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,680
I love Mimi right. Don't ever say that.
385
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,760
The Scouser's right, you don't
have to overthink these things,
386
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,480
it's a bodily function.
387
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,680
Right, this is a private conversation.
388
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,760
It's not an uncommon problem.
389
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,480
The pair of you, come round
to mine later. Soon it'll be sorted.
390
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,840
Oh!
391
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,440
You're late.
392
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,320
Sorry, my partner was busy
walking on water.
393
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,720
-Should've come earlier, it's all gone.
-What has?
394
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,840
Everything. Produce, bakery,
ready meals, about an hour ago.
395
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,840
I'm not following.
396
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,800
Manager brought a bloke down,
got us to load it into the van,
397
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,560
supposed to have it ready for collection
same time, every day.
398
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,680
What bloke?
399
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,360
The priest, from Saint Macs.
400
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,480
He gets all the sell-by from now on,
totally gratis.
401
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,960
I'm gutted,
that were a nice little earner.
402
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,000
F...
403
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,040
No way are these ten-denier, Chesney.
No light gets through.
404
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,480
Fucking 80 if they're a day.
405
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,200
It says ten on the packet.
406
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,560
Yeah, and made in Uzbekistan.
407
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,920
Oh, for fuck's sake.
408
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,320
I'll be gone before you know it.
I've come to collect my things.
409
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,120
Yeah, I've boxed them up.
410
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,400
Are you all right?
411
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,840
I'm fine.
412
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,960
[Avril] Did someone throw that at you?
413
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,200
Don't matter what she did, throwing
things at an old lady is not right.
414
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,960
No, it's not.
415
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,040
I fucking told you.
416
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,720
How was I supposed to know
we'd get done over by a priest?
417
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,920
You've cost me my living,
you've lost our business
418
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,800
because you wanted to get one over
on me and feel good about yourself.
419
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,680
It's fuck all to do
with that and you know it.
420
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,840
Basic common sense.
421
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,920
You give something for nothing
and people will grab it off you,
422
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,680
because you put no value on it.
423
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,280
That's not entirely true, is it?
424
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,840
You gave it away!
425
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,720
You valued the business at nothing,
so now we have nothing!
426
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,320
Look at this place,
you're not a businessman,
427
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,880
you're a petty thief, slash,
rag and bone man,
428
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,480
you're fucking klepto Steptoe.
429
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,480
There's got to be some kind
of mistake, right? He's a priest.
430
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,160
How many times? You cannot get
a tan from a solar panel!
431
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,560
Jesus!
432
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,080
-Thinks he knows everything.
-Hm.
433
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,960
[commentary from TV]
434
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,480
[sighs]
435
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,640
Night.
436
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,680
Why did you do it?
437
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,040
I never thought they'd return
for their goods.
438
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,480
Most don't. Glad to get what little
we can give them.
439
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:05,000
I never asked you to explain
the opportunity. I asked why.
440
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:13,040
You and Marty will be making
a life for yourselves, some place.
441
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,920
And Aidan has his future ahead of him,
442
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,920
which leaves me with Frank Gallagher,
443
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,760
and who's going to look after me then?
444
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,320
Bollocks. Don't kid a fucking kidder.
This isn't about a rainy-day fund.
445
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,160
Don't keep lying, Patty.
446
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,600
Much like yourself, it's getting old.
447
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,320
"Anejaculation."
It's a condition, dry cumming.
448
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,600
Am I dying?
449
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,320
Don't be fucking soft.
450
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,720
Dominic was right, it's anxiety.
Your jizz is worried about coming out.
451
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,400
What the fuck's that?
452
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,920
An electro-ejaculator,
453
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,600
a gift from a grateful psychiatric nurse,
back in the day.
454
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,280
I wiped it down wi' Vim.
455
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,240
How does it work?
456
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,800
It stimulates the prostate gland.
Milks the man, essentially.
457
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,160
Is the prostate
the one at the back of the throat?
458
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,400
The other one.
459
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,440
Oh.
460
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,760
All right, baby? Is it in?
461
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,840
Ah!
462
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,680
-Likes to keep himself nice and clean.
-[moans]
463
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,160
He's a stickler. Kind of ironic, really,
464
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,360
considering you're such a fan
of back-door this, back-door that.
465
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,760
[he groans]
466
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,000
Fuck me. Love is...
467
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,000
Wonder how long it'll take.
468
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,920
-That should do it.
-Fuck.
469
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,320
I've put some credit on that.
So if you need me, ring.
470
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,960
But don't take the piss.
471
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,040
-Get to fucking school!
-I'm going.
472
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,480
Was on the step. Has your name on it.
473
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,800
[Kelly] They're going to make
you repeat, you know.
474
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,480
You'll be in school
till you're fucking 24.
475
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Can they do that?
476
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,360
Oh, my...
477
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,480
Jesus Christ! It's shit! It's human shit!
478
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,440
-How do you know?
-Be my guest.
479
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,680
[priest] Here we are. Better late
than never. On you go. Come on.
480
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,720
-How many pallets is that? What a bastard.
-[priest] Hello. How are you? All right?
481
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,920
I am fucking having him.
482
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,880
No violence. Makes him a victim,
gets him sympathy.
483
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,320
Sympathy keeping you warm, is it?
484
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,520
Dick.
485
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,600
[Shane] You stitched us up.
486
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,560
You said it wouldn't affect your business.
487
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,440
There is no business any more,
you've taken it.
488
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,800
-Shut us down.
-All's fair in love, war and business.
489
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,960
[laughs]
It's a brilliant idea,
490
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,720
making use of what greedy
corporate giants throw away.
491
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,880
You couldn't buy publicity like this.
492
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,000
How kind they are, how humane.
Everyone's a winner!
493
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,160
Except us.
494
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,400
Collateral damage.
495
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,560
Think of it as a sacrifice
for the greater good.
496
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,840
That business was our livelihood.
497
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,760
Not much of a business, living off scraps.
498
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,760
I'm sorry, mate, I was wrong.
499
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,680
I owe you an apology,
but I will make it up to you.
500
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,480
I hope that's not a threat.
501
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,880
Threats.
502
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,240
Now that is my business.
503
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,040
What are you going to do then?
504
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,480
Haven't a clue, mate.
505
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,680
[Dominic] McGinn's one of the good guys,
old school mind,
506
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,920
bit Old Testament, not big on tolerance.
507
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,240
Not big on tolerance.
508
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,160
What do you mean?
509
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:05,200
Well, he's been at St. Macs for 27 years.
You know, one parish, all the time.
510
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,400
Thank you.
511
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,280
Used to be a smart area.
He hates the fact that it's not now.
512
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,960
You can see the resentment
sweating through his pores.
513
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,360
So, doesn't tolerate who?
514
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,800
Anybody who doesn't meet
his exacting standards.
515
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,760
Put your pen down.
Don't be a loser all your life.
516
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,480
Sent it back, no questions asked.
517
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,760
Can I have it back now?
I've learnt my lesson.
518
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,159
When I'm dead,
that's when you can have it back.
519
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,719
Fuck!
520
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,480
Call an ambulance. Quick!
521
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,400
[man] Have you checked her pulse?
522
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,680
So, are we supposed to
use this every time we...
523
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,480
No, baby.
524
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,960
Emergencies only.
525
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,040
Well, am I fixed?
526
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,200
I don't think you are.
527
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,000
There's nothing wrong with you physically.
It's in your head.
528
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,320
Something's bothering you so much,
that you don't want to...
529
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,720
-do that with me.
-That's not true.
530
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,960
Subconsciously, it's in your head.
531
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,240
I know you think you love me.
532
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,560
I do!
533
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,760
Maybe what you really want, deep down,
534
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,040
is to be with girls your own age.
535
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Like that bit of stuff
you were hanging all over
536
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,600
at the pool table the other night.
537
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,200
She was just a mate.
538
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,560
There's something blocking your pipes.
539
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,480
And I don't want to get in your way.
540
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,080
You're not in the way.
541
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,360
They're in the way.
All the girls you make me see.
542
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,000
I don't want to sleep with anyone else.
I just want to be with you.
543
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,600
Don't cry, please.
544
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,720
I married you
and I only want to be with you.
545
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,960
Ah... Ah...
546
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,360
What's wrong?
547
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,040
I've just come in my pants.
548
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:57,480
What do you need him for?
He's not a manager, he's an assistant.
549
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,120
[music playing]
550
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,640
I've never really seen him cry before.
551
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,440
Not properly, sobbing, tears.
552
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,920
That's got to be a good thing.
553
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,200
He's able to express himself,
let his feelings out.
554
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,320
It's the other thing that worries me.
555
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,840
Seems to be unblocked everywhere.
556
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,880
You know, he's clearly been
holding it all in.
557
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,840
Love you, baby.
558
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,120
[sobs]
Thank you, babe.
559
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,480
Oh. Oh... Ah...
560
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560
Fuck.
561
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,120
We don't want any trouble.
562
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,640
No trouble from me, Padre.
563
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,960
I just want you to know, I'm onto you.
564
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,320
Good for you.
565
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Man in your position has a lot to lose.
566
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,480
It's a pity.
567
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,200
I won't be intimidated.
568
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,440
Wait!
569
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,600
I will go to the police.
570
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,960
There is nothing you can legitimately--
571
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,840
-You're a bigot.
-Huh?
572
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,360
No blacks, no Asians, no gays.
573
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,240
It's not true!
574
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,840
We care for all colours,
creeds and sexualities here.
575
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920
Bollocks.
576
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,280
I know the sting of bigotry.
577
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,840
I have experienced
the sharp end of prejudice,
578
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,240
so don't think you can play
that card with me.
579
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,200
Used to be black, did you?
580
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,880
I'm a homosexual, as it happens.
581
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,360
I don't practise, of course.
That would be sinful.
582
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,240
Now, that is fucked up for a start.
583
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,400
Do you mind?
584
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,720
I can't open the door to everybody
who comes knocking.
585
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,120
We'd be swamped with the wrong type.
586
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,080
The "wrong type"?
587
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,120
I don't care about gay or straight,
creed or colour,
588
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,120
I'm talking about you people.
589
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,080
You filthy fucking people,
590
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,160
with your crime and your drugs
and your constant breeding.
591
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,400
Always breeding!
592
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,440
You should all be sterilised.
593
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,360
Like I said... a bigot.
594
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,320
This was a good area.
Schools, houses, nice roads,
595
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,840
but then the Underbelly
had to be given a chance.
596
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Good people are supposed
to be protected from your kind.
597
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,400
-The "wrong type", yeah?
-Yes, the wrong fucking type.
598
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:15,040
Well, maybe all the "wrong type"
could live in the same place,
599
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,800
maybe get 'em a little uniform...
600
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,560
Stripes,
601
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,880
little yellow star.
602
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,680
That is beneath you.
603
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,560
But not beneath you, apparently.
604
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,160
Now I'm guessing this could be
the wrong kind of publicity.
605
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,840
Meet Mr. Wardak.
606
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,040
I believe his employer
supplied todays foodstuffs.
607
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,440
Blackmail?
608
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,720
That's, uh...
609
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,200
rather crass.
610
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,560
But effective.
611
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:54,080
All is fair in love,
war and business, Padre.
612
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,360
You really don't want to?
613
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,880
No. I hate sleeping with other women,
614
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,480
I only do it cos you make me.
615
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,440
You're my wife and I want to fuck you.
616
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,680
Then let's end this
open relationship thing.
617
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,960
Let's just be...
618
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,960
you for me, and me for you.
619
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,520
-Are you sure?
-Of course I am.
620
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,960
Oh, thanks, babe.
621
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:37,160
[Billy moans]
622
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,760
Ugh.
623
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,680
Everyone deserves a second chance,
so you can have your job back.
624
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,720
Clerical duties only once
you're back on your feet,
625
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,920
so to speak.
626
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,200
Well, I'm very grateful.
627
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,960
It may be a while.
628
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,160
We'll give you some peace.
629
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,600
I have no evidence whatsoever
for what I'm about to say,
630
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,760
so you're off the hook, either way.
631
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Bag of flour, turd in an envelope,
tragic fall from your chair,
632
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,760
from which you made a miraculous recovery.
633
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,080
-What are you--
-No protests, no denials.
634
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,680
If I licked my finger
and wiped it across your eye,
635
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,160
how would your bruises be then?
636
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,680
You... are a devious,
637
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,680
conniving old fraud.
638
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,560
I have no idea what you are talking about.
639
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,200
[Kelly] Course you don't.
640
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,360
From one tough bird to another...
641
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:53,000
if it stops here, your secret's safe.
642
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,320
Understood?
643
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:21,160
[Jackson] Competition is a good thing.
It provides motivation and incentive.
644
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,960
Sir Chris Hoy and his giant thighs
didn't get onto the Olympic podium
645
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,720
because it's the taking part that counts.
646
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,240
But everyone has to start
with the same chance.
647
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,640
That's how a society moves forward.
648
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:36,000
Black, brown, white,
straight, gay, confused.
649
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,960
Except the Jocks of course.
650
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,840
If there's one thing
I hate more than the Irish,
651
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,160
it's the fucking Jocks.
652
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,280
Thursday, your honour?
653
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,480
Corridors of power, Kelly.
Turns me on.
654
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,120
He's only a magistrate.
655
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,800
A ton now,
another monkey when the jobs done.
656
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,320
You're getting left behind.
657
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,000
-My first time was with someone older.
-There's a lot to be said for experience.
658
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,880
[Gloria] I always thought
she'd get it on with Aidan.
659
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,200
What if he's experienced, but younger?
660
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,240
-It'd be like going with your brother.
-[Letitia] He's 16 in a month.
661
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,360
Alice? Stop messing about, come on!
662
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,800
Alice. Alice! Come on, Alice!
663
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,360
Oh!
664
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,600
Banged to rights.
665
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,320
[theme music]
666
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,680
[Lillian] That's it, plugged in.
Fill your boots!
667
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,720
-[machine working]
-[Mimi] Dirty, filthy...
668
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:16,120
Geiger counter probe up your arse,
nasty boy.
669
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,400
Ah! There she blows!
670
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,320
Ah! Oh!
671
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,280
Ah. Fuck!
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