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DUANE:
When I started high school
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I wasn't exactly well-liked,
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but I was well known,
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mostly because my dad is kind
of famous here in Ridgeburg;
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maybe the most famous Ridgeburger ever.
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My dad taught me that
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you always stand up for
what you believe in;
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if it means fighting,
well then, fight.
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He always stood up for
what he believed in,
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that's what made him famous.
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He taught me a lot about how
to get people's attention
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and from an early age
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I started working on my own techniques
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to win friends
and influence people.
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Now in my last year
of high school,
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my skills are undeniable.
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My campaign speech for
student council president
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clocked in at an
impressive 38 minutes.
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My opponent Chad Milton
responded with the promise
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of a raging kegger at
his parent's house.
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So really, how can I lose?
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[feedback]
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PA: These are your
morning announcements,
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pay attention please.
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Ridgeburg High
has selected
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this year's new
student council.
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I would like to thank the
Ridgeburg Screaming Raven
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Booster Club for
tabulating the results
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from this morning's vote.
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Thank you Boosters.
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Now before I read the results I'd like to congratulate
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all the candidates on
waging a fine campaign.
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You are will winners
when you participate.
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Full election results
are as follows:
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Chad Milton, 560 votes.
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Milt Vanderveer,
14 votes,
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spoiled ballots 8,
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Duane Balfour, 5 votes.
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Chad Milton is your new
student council president.
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Chad, Todd, stick down.
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That's all for today.
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Back to work.
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Your boyfriend...
is a loser.
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[Bell rings]
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Warrick, you're with me.
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He's like 8 times
bigger than you.
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Size doesn't matter.
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Keep telling
yourself that Jim.
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Getting beat up by Chad
isn't going to change
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the election results.
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This has absolutely
nothing to do
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with the election Molly.
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Do you see this, Chad's
first official act of office?
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Nobody hurts my brother.
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Duane, he head!
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Have fun.
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Balfour, what the hell!
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Your little brother's
your backup?
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That's so gay.
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[Yelling]
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Go for the crotch.
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Go for the crotch!
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Why are you hitting
yourself?
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That's my job,
you little shit.
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[Yelling]
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§ Hey good looking,
why the frown, §
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§ you always looks better
when it's upside down. §
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§ You say you got nowhere
that you're going to, §
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§ can I go nowhere with you? §
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§ I took the Dartmouth
Ferry into the town, §
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§ spend my pennies
bumming around, §
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§ trying to find a way to tear
a strip off these blues, §
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§ can I go nowhere with you? §
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§ Paid the cover,
saw the show, §
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§ sat at the bar where
the drinks did flow; §
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§ didn't see a single
face that I knew §
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§ so I went nowhere
with you. §
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§ Can I travel on tonight,
we'll kill some time, §
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§ it looks like you might
need a little comforting; §
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§ I'm so cheap
I might as well be free. §
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§ Hey good looking,
why the frown, §
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§ you always looks better
when it's upside down. §
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§ You say you got nowhere
that you're going to, §
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§ can I go nowhere with you? §
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§ Na, na, na... §
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§ Can I go nowhere with you? §
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§ Na, na, na, na, na, na... §
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§ Can I go nowhere with you? §
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I'm cooperating
under protest.
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I shouldn't be here.
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You started a
parking lot brawl.
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Then Chad should be here too.
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No, you attacked him
because you lost.
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It's just not true.
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I only wanted to
talk to Chad
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because he stole
Maurie's Ritalin.
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Oh please, Chad does
not use the drugs.
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Detention: Five days.
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I think he
likes you.
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[horn and tires screeching]
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Good lord.
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Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie,
Bonnie, Bonnie...
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Mort McQuillan,
Action 10 news,
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just a few questions
Mrs. Balfour.
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What are you doing her Mort?
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Why'd you break
up with me Bonnie?
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You are so pathetic.
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Was it you, was it
me, was a woman thing?
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Come on, viewers have a
right to know, or was it,
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you know, my penis?
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Mort!
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Oh so you do have a
problem with penises,
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not just my penis, right?
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't make me embarrass you
in front of your friends okay.
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Lady we're not
his friends.
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Look, it was a mistake,
it happened twice.
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And why do you care?
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You didn't want to be
seen in public with me.
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I'm the only news
around town sugar,
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I mean I got to look single,
you know, impartial.
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Sweet Jesus!
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What happened?
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Chad Milton.
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Interview is over now!
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And I was drunk.
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To be continued.
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Come on into the house.
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Hey, Mort McQuillan,
Action 10.
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Yeah I know who
you are Mort.
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All of us,
into the house.
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Uncle Bingo, you too.
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All right.
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See you later Bonnie.
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Can't we just go three
days without any injuries?
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It wasn't my fault.
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It's just normal teenage
brawling Bonnie.
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Don't encourage.
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Mom's right, fighting
generally solves nothing.
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I wouldn't have to if Chad
and his idiot cronies
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didn't start...
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All right, I don't want to
know, I don't want to know.
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Just tell me on a scale of
1-10, how badly are you hurt.
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About a 4.
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3.
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I'm fine.
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You shut up; I'll get
the first aid kit.
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Hey, sit down.
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Let's hear Uncle
Bingo for a second.
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You know who wins?
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Last man standing.
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You don't have to
use your fists
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to be last man standing,
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especially if the
other guy looks like
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he's big and can
kick your ass.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's good, it's clever.
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Weiner.
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DUANE: Ridgeburg,
once a mining town,
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was called Nickel Valley
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until a landslide
forced miners
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to use the rear
passage into the town.
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So Ridgeburg was
renamed Rear Entry,
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until 1846 when an
influx of Mormons
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decided on a less
Parisian name,
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thus Rear Entry was
renamed Ridgeburg.
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Interestingly,
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the very ridge for which
the town is named after
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sits above a layer
of brittle rock
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called shale.
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In time the shale would
crumble much like an empire,
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and as in any empire
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wealth and power rest
in the hands of a few
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and in Ridgeburg,
the few are the Miltons.
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From the highest levels of
government to the lowest,
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for you see the history of
Ridgeburg is in many ways
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the history of
a Plutocracy,
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which brings us to
Bucks and Bargoons,
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just one of the
many businesses
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and properties held by
the Milton family.
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These also include a Lock
and Safe; a mining company;
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a controversial Ridgeburg
Heights housing development.
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And so the Milton
domination of Ridgeburg
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is all but complete,
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which brings us to
the most important property
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owned by the Milton family-
the Milton's crowning jewel,
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City Hall.
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Duane, do you know
what the legal term is
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for making wild,
unfounded allegations?
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Courageous?
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Slander.
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Look, it's satire.
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Let's skip the bull shit.
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I know you've had
a rough few years,
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but you're a
bright guy Duane.
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Why waste so much energy
on somebody like Chad?
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If this is about the
election, don't worry,
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I'm way over it.
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It's not just the
election Duane.
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It's about every
student election
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over the past four years;
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and every sports team
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and every-- everything
that Chad does.
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[Bell rings]
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4:30, I guess we're done.
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Promise me that you'll try
to channel your energy
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into something productive.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Okay...
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the name of the plan:
Operation Infinite Justice.
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I don't actually have a plan
yet, but the name's a go.
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We need to hit Chad
where he hurts the most.
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Any ideas?
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Go for the crotch?
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Not this time,
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but I'm glad you've
been paying attention.
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I don't even know why
I even bother going
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to her detentions
anymore.
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I think, Miss Houston, she
just wants to help you.
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Help me what?
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Help me accept that asses
like Chad win everything,
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every time?
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Accept it because
I'm a Balfour
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I'm supposed to lose,
like a loser?
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You're not a loser Duane.
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Great, my mom says
I'm not a loser.
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Looks like I got me
a date to the prom.
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There's no need
to act like this.
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There is a need and
I'm not backing down.
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[Whisper]
Shh. Indoor voices.
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Is that your solution
to everything,
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keep your voice down and
pretend nothing's wrong?
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Maybe.
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Just maybe if this family
spent a little more time
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keeping our voices down,
nothing would be wrong.
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And maybe we could just pretend
that we're happily shopping,
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and let's pretend that
you're not going to hop
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on your high horse
and retaliate.
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And let's pretend that
none of these people
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are staring at us,
all right?
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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You're just upset.
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And I'd love to go
to the prom with you.
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But honey I just
hope we can end
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this stupid cycle
of violence.
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Okay?
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[§]
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§ The eastern world,
it is exploding, §
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§ violence flaring,
bullets loading. §
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§ You're old enough to
kill, but not for voting, §
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§ you don't believe in war, §
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§ but what's that gun
you're toting. §
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§ Even the Jordan River
has bodies floating, §
261
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:33,808
§ but you tell me
over and over §
262
00:13:33,809 --> 00:13:36,350
§ and over again,
my friend... §
263
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,099
Sweet ride.
264
00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:41,809
What do you think?
265
00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:49,098
It's the cycle
of violence.
266
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,767
It was Bonnie's idea.
267
00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:53,975
Guess I know where
this is headed.
268
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:55,559
Straight into Chad's SUV.
269
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,766
Fine, I'm sorry.
270
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,182
Do you even know what
you're sorry for?
271
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,475
No, but I am.
272
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:21,474
I've been doing some
thinking and we need to talk.
273
00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,099
You're breaking up
with me again?
274
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,266
Not breaking up,
275
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:27,098
more like an audit
of our relationship.
276
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,600
Well, how long this time?
A month.
277
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,725
That's longer than
last time. Why?
278
00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:32,224
You're always getting
into stupid fights;
279
00:14:32,225 --> 00:14:34,600
you obsess over
that idiot Chad;
280
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,433
you don't shower enough.
281
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:38,098
I can change the last one.
282
00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:40,517
You're a hard guy to be with.
283
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,975
Can I still see you?
284
00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:46,099
Of course.
285
00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:52,098
Can I still
see you naked?
286
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,098
No.
287
00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:58,726
Fine, then you can't
see me naked either.
288
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:24,098
Why don't you just
use a sledge hammer?
289
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:26,600
There's no poetry
in that.
290
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,558
I want my bike back.
291
00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:29,891
Soon enough.
292
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:31,225
Time?
293
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,266
Within 5 minutes, Chad, who
regularly cuts Spanish class,
294
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,391
will park his
SUV right there.
295
00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:42,350
How do you know?
296
00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,308
Road.
297
00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:51,475
I'm going to sex
you up Milton style.
298
00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:57,018
Pig, pig, pig!
299
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,099
Wooo!
300
00:16:03,142 --> 00:16:05,098
He'll park, then go inside
with Bridget Onstead,
301
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,475
and stay until his
11:15 English class.
302
00:16:23,142 --> 00:16:24,392
Maurie, leg...
303
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:29,267
And contact.
304
00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:32,558
I'm going to need to push.
305
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,098
Okay.
306
00:16:34,099 --> 00:16:36,098
Five, four...
307
00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:42,099
[Yelling]
308
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,350
That was artless.
309
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,725
How long?
310
00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,808
A week.
311
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,266
It didn't happen
at the school.
312
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,975
You shouldn't be suspended.
313
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:55,349
You should be in jail.
314
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,600
I copped a deal.
315
00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:57,808
No criminal charges
316
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,433
and the school handles
the discipline.
317
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,641
If I had it my way you'd
be led out in hand cuffs.
318
00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:02,683
You're suspended huh?
319
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:03,891
Retarded huh?
320
00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:05,808
Ha, ha, that's
so funny Balfour.
321
00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,516
How am I going to live
without your psychotic blend
322
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,017
of gay comedy?
323
00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:11,141
Don't worry, I know where
you live and I deliver.
324
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:12,808
Oh, is that a threat?
325
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:14,098
Maybe I should
call the cops,
326
00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:15,516
they could use you
for target practice,
327
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,434
just like you dad.
328
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,099
Let it go.
329
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,099
Let me go!
330
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,350
It's over!
331
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,308
You prick.
332
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,059
What? What?
333
00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,558
Balfour!
Duane!
334
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,098
Chad bringing up your dad
like that just shows
335
00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:50,098
what a total
shit head he is.
336
00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:53,099
He's so not worth it.
337
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,350
Say something.
338
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:08,308
Yeah, I used to get
suspended, a lot.
339
00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:10,850
Dad, not so much,
340
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:13,098
except I remember one
time there was a kid
341
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,558
who was giving him kind
of a rough ride at school,
342
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:17,098
a bully.
343
00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:18,683
Cec wasn't much
of a fighter, you know,
344
00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:22,017
he was kind of a slapper
so you know what I did?
345
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:24,224
Get drunk and
go to the track?
346
00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:27,224
No smart boy taught
him how to fight.
347
00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:29,975
Taught him the art
of the cold cock.
348
00:19:29,976 --> 00:19:32,099
I said go up to this kid and
ask him if he wants to fight,
349
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,098
and the second
he starts to say yes,
350
00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:36,098
the second the 'ye'
comes out of his mouth,
351
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:39,141
just crack him before he has
time to put up his dukes.
352
00:19:39,142 --> 00:19:42,098
So your dad, he goes
to school the next day,
353
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,600
he's all excited, he's ready
and after school he walks up
354
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,725
to this kid and he just
slaps him out of the blue,
355
00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:50,098
he doesn't even
say anything;
356
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,725
doesn't ask him if he
wants to fight or nothing
357
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:56,098
and the kid's nose
burst open and...
358
00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:58,142
but he gave your dad a
wide berth after that.
359
00:20:07,099 --> 00:20:11,099
Guess we have a memorial
service tomorrow.
360
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:22,098
So who do you like
in the 6th huh?
361
00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:23,975
I don't know,
Old Red Eyes?
362
00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:26,600
Old Red Eyes,
he's twenty to one.
363
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,433
Colonel Dropsy is where
the smart money is.
364
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:32,141
Yeah, well smart money's
lost 80 bucks already.
365
00:20:32,142 --> 00:20:33,766
Smart money's about
to lose 20 more
366
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,392
on Colonel
Dropsy, huh.
367
00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:43,683
Barbara Melhochuck,
Babin to her friends,
368
00:20:43,684 --> 00:20:47,308
was loved by all.
369
00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:49,350
Her highly regarded
figurine collection...
370
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:05,391
Cecil Balfour, Cec to his
friends, was loved by all.
371
00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:10,975
His early years
were passed in a stable...
372
00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:15,098
and loving
blue collar home.
373
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:21,933
Cecil's love of igneous
rocks, in particular,
374
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:27,098
earned him the name Iggy,
among his college chums.
375
00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:31,098
In fact Igneous rocks are
why he settled in Ridgeburg
376
00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:33,516
in '72.
377
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:35,933
His training in geology
378
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:40,099
offering promise
of a better future.
379
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:58,142
[Phone rings]
380
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:01,975
Hello.
381
00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:04,098
Balfour?
382
00:22:04,099 --> 00:22:05,141
If you're calling to
figure out if I'm okay,
383
00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:07,098
don't worry, I am.
384
00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:09,516
So how come you weren't
at the memorial?
385
00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:12,099
I had to edit my
video project.
386
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,141
Let me know when you put
this bull shit behind you.
387
00:22:15,142 --> 00:22:17,098
Since when is fighting
the man bullshit?
388
00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:18,433
Chad isn't the man.
389
00:22:18,434 --> 00:22:19,975
Chad's a tool.
390
00:22:19,976 --> 00:22:21,683
And as long as you keep
on going after a tool,
391
00:22:21,684 --> 00:22:23,182
so are you.
392
00:22:23,183 --> 00:22:25,182
But you won't stop.
393
00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:26,266
Tomorrow's your
first day back
394
00:22:26,267 --> 00:22:27,891
and I give you to
the end of the day
395
00:22:27,892 --> 00:22:29,684
before you
got tossed again.
396
00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:52,933
[§]
397
00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:56,766
§ Come teacher,
teach me something, §
398
00:22:56,767 --> 00:23:00,600
§ don't just fill my
head with nothing. §
399
00:23:00,601 --> 00:23:06,266
§ No, no, teacher, I'm still
sitting in this desk, §
400
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,766
§ no I'm not quitting. §
401
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:12,725
§ No, no teacher,
I won't give up; §
402
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:16,683
§ I just hope that
I can live up... §
403
00:23:16,684 --> 00:23:18,851
Duane?
404
00:23:19,976 --> 00:23:22,183
Come on in.
405
00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:30,892
Sit.
406
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:44,601
Read your paper
on Lord of the Flies.
407
00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:48,725
Any good?
408
00:23:48,726 --> 00:23:51,975
Well, when you said that
the book 'sucked conch',
409
00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,182
I stopped reading
after that,
410
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,099
and you spelled
my name wrong.
411
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,474
I was uninspired.
412
00:23:58,475 --> 00:24:01,017
Don't act smart Duane.
413
00:24:01,018 --> 00:24:02,098
You let me down.
414
00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:04,766
Fine, I'll write
another paper.
415
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:07,725
It's not about
the paper Duane.
416
00:24:07,726 --> 00:24:09,433
I thought we had
an understanding.
417
00:24:09,434 --> 00:24:10,933
You said that you'd
channel your energies
418
00:24:10,934 --> 00:24:13,558
into something
more productive.
419
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:16,516
But instead you channeled
some sort of bicycle bomb
420
00:24:16,517 --> 00:24:19,474
into Chad's car.
421
00:24:19,475 --> 00:24:22,558
Fine, how would you like
me to channel my energies?
422
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,098
Join the Glee Club?
423
00:24:24,099 --> 00:24:26,099
They're so gleeful they
never fight anything.
424
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,098
I never said
not to fight,
425
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:32,098
but learn to pick
your battles.
426
00:24:32,099 --> 00:24:34,099
I'm going to
tell you something
427
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,099
that you might
not know.
428
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,224
What's that?
429
00:24:38,225 --> 00:24:40,098
The Chad Miltons of the
world will stay in this town
430
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,349
for the rest
of their lives;
431
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,558
for them the world
is a small place.
432
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:45,641
So?
433
00:24:45,642 --> 00:24:49,433
So, you're going to graduate
and leave Ridgeburg,
434
00:24:49,434 --> 00:24:53,058
and eventually do whatever
it is that you want to do.
435
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:58,098
The world is a big place for
you Duane, but not for Chad.
436
00:24:58,099 --> 00:25:03,099
He'll look back at high
school as his glory days.
437
00:25:05,809 --> 00:25:07,350
Set your sights higher Duane.
438
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:23,349
Lose the gum,
McDonnelly, lose it.
439
00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:26,098
Now mister...
440
00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:27,266
If I have to come down
there Garvis...
441
00:25:27,267 --> 00:25:29,516
[students chatting]
442
00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:30,850
Attention students!
443
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:32,975
Quiet please, quiet!
444
00:25:32,976 --> 00:25:34,975
I'm quite honoured
to have with us today
445
00:25:34,976 --> 00:25:37,017
Mayor Kelly Milton,
so give a warm,
446
00:25:37,018 --> 00:25:41,098
Ridgeburg Screaming Ravens
welcome to Mayor Milton.
447
00:25:41,099 --> 00:25:48,475
[Ca-caw!]
448
00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:55,098
'Ca-caw' to you too.
449
00:25:55,099 --> 00:26:00,098
It is a great honor for
me, every year, as Mayor,
450
00:26:00,099 --> 00:26:02,850
to come and inaugurate the
new student council
451
00:26:02,851 --> 00:26:06,058
of Ridgeburg High.
452
00:26:06,059 --> 00:26:09,099
My own career began
in student politics;
453
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,641
right here in
this very school,
454
00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:16,725
and I'm happy to say...
455
00:26:16,726 --> 00:26:20,558
the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
456
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,433
I hope this office will
afford my grandson,
457
00:26:23,434 --> 00:26:25,933
Chadwick Leslie Milton,
458
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:27,850
the opportunity to learn
459
00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:30,641
what my own
incumbency has taught me:
460
00:26:30,642 --> 00:26:35,474
To truly lead is to serve,
461
00:26:35,475 --> 00:26:37,433
and the price of
greatness is responsibility.
462
00:26:37,434 --> 00:26:40,266
[laughter]
463
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,058
Chadwick...
464
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:46,683
[Ca-caw]
465
00:26:46,684 --> 00:26:53,725
Duane, Duane...
466
00:26:53,726 --> 00:26:55,099
you're scaring me.
467
00:27:06,183 --> 00:27:09,099
One hand washes
the other.
468
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,018
[Pebble clatters]
469
00:27:26,099 --> 00:27:28,100
[Window smashes]
470
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,891
What the hell?
471
00:27:33,892 --> 00:27:36,224
Balfour!
472
00:27:36,225 --> 00:27:38,098
You're gonna pay
for that mister.
473
00:27:38,099 --> 00:27:39,725
Is Molly home?
474
00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,099
I will get a shovel
and some lime,
475
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,891
no one will cry
for you Balfour!
476
00:27:43,892 --> 00:27:45,808
Balfour!
477
00:27:45,809 --> 00:27:47,349
Chatting with my dad?
478
00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:48,224
There's something
I have to tell you,
479
00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:51,099
can we just do it
further away from here?
480
00:28:08,726 --> 00:28:10,641
Bonnie's?
481
00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,098
It's my own
private stash.
482
00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:14,099
Bonnie's is all
seeds and stems.
483
00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:19,891
It looks like a retarded
monkey rolled that.
484
00:28:19,892 --> 00:28:21,767
Please, I'm a
connoisseur.
485
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:47,892
So what's
the big deal?
486
00:28:49,434 --> 00:28:50,975
I've had
an epiphany.
487
00:28:50,976 --> 00:28:52,433
Great, what are you calling
your radical group
488
00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:54,182
of freedom fighters
this time?
489
00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:57,141
No, no, this is
totally different.
490
00:28:57,142 --> 00:28:59,808
Yeah, it's always different
until you pull out
491
00:28:59,809 --> 00:29:01,808
the revolutionary
bandanas.
492
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:05,809
No, this is something
serious Molly.
493
00:29:10,976 --> 00:29:14,474
Some people look back
on their lives and say,
494
00:29:14,475 --> 00:29:17,850
why did I lie down when
I could have stood up;
495
00:29:17,851 --> 00:29:21,182
why did I stay silent when I
could have raised my voice;
496
00:29:21,183 --> 00:29:24,017
why didn't I set
my sights higher?
497
00:29:24,018 --> 00:29:26,809
And the moral
of the story is?
498
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,558
I'm running for mayor.
499
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:32,891
Christ, is that even legal?
500
00:29:32,892 --> 00:29:35,600
Yeah, I'm a citizen of
Ridgeburg; I'm old enough;
501
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,098
I've got the hundred bucks
to file my papers
502
00:29:37,099 --> 00:29:38,601
with the city clerk.
503
00:29:40,601 --> 00:29:43,098
Does this have anything
to do with your dad?
504
00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:44,098
Well yeah,
505
00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:45,766
it's got everything
to do with my dad,
506
00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:47,058
and everything that they
did to him and to me
507
00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:48,600
and to my family and...
508
00:29:48,601 --> 00:29:50,098
you know what,
509
00:29:50,099 --> 00:29:52,099
I don't think they've done
much for Ridgeburg either.
510
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,098
City hall should belong to
you and me and the people,
511
00:29:55,099 --> 00:29:56,975
not to the richest
family in town.
512
00:29:56,976 --> 00:29:58,891
It's like with
this whole ridge.
513
00:29:58,892 --> 00:30:00,558
It used to belong
to all of us, right,
514
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:03,098
and now it belongs
to the Mayor's family
515
00:30:03,099 --> 00:30:05,141
and then magically it
becomes a housing development
516
00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:08,017
and no one questions it.
517
00:30:08,018 --> 00:30:10,099
God, I'm making a
huge mistake here.
518
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:17,017
No you're not.
519
00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:18,349
I think you've
finally found a project
520
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,976
worthy of your fucked up ambitions.
521
00:30:23,099 --> 00:30:26,100
Just don't screw
this one up Balfour.
522
00:30:33,059 --> 00:30:34,475
Duane!
523
00:30:37,142 --> 00:30:46,098
[§]
524
00:30:46,099 --> 00:30:48,182
JIM: Welcome back.
525
00:30:48,183 --> 00:30:50,850
Five-term incumbent,
Mayor Kelly Milton
526
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:53,098
is trying to
make a record, six.
527
00:30:53,099 --> 00:30:55,098
KIM: That's right Jim,
but the big news is,
528
00:30:55,099 --> 00:30:57,182
for the first
time in 20 years,
529
00:30:57,183 --> 00:30:58,600
there's more
than Vince Vaserelli
530
00:30:58,601 --> 00:30:59,725
running against her.
531
00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:02,098
Vince, a perennial candidate
and beloved pan handler
532
00:31:02,099 --> 00:31:04,266
will be joined by another
challenger this election.
533
00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:06,683
JIM: Local area high school
student, Duane Balfour,
534
00:31:06,684 --> 00:31:08,391
is running for Mayor.
535
00:31:08,392 --> 00:31:10,725
KIM: Duane is perhaps best
known as the regional
536
00:31:10,726 --> 00:31:12,933
jazz master's champion
a few years back.
537
00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:15,098
He's also known around
town for being suspended
538
00:31:15,099 --> 00:31:16,725
upwards of 6 times,
539
00:31:16,726 --> 00:31:19,391
most recently for a
bizarre vandalism incident
540
00:31:19,392 --> 00:31:21,098
involving an SUV.
541
00:31:21,099 --> 00:31:22,308
JIM: Well, it's a good thing
542
00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:24,098
he's got the criminal
background necessary
543
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:25,558
to make it as
a politician.
544
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:28,309
KIM: Jim, you
shouldn't! Jim!
545
00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:38,850
We are experiencing an
unprecedented economic boom
546
00:31:38,851 --> 00:31:40,098
here in Ridgeburg.
547
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,098
I think it is safe to say
under my administration
548
00:31:42,099 --> 00:31:45,098
'we got it going on'.
549
00:31:45,099 --> 00:31:46,891
Mayor Milton...
550
00:31:46,892 --> 00:31:48,182
how do you answer those
critics who say
551
00:31:48,183 --> 00:31:51,349
another term just isn't
healthy for democracy?
552
00:31:51,350 --> 00:31:53,683
Well, between
you and me Mort,
553
00:31:53,684 --> 00:31:56,224
I think this will
be my last term.
554
00:31:56,225 --> 00:32:00,224
When you get to my age,
you tend to be realistic.
555
00:32:00,225 --> 00:32:01,641
Mrs. Milton?
556
00:32:01,642 --> 00:32:02,766
Yes.
557
00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:04,391
I'm Duane Balfour.
558
00:32:04,392 --> 00:32:08,098
Are you going to school
with my Chadwick?
559
00:32:08,099 --> 00:32:11,098
Are you one of
his boyfriends?
560
00:32:11,099 --> 00:32:16,516
No, I'm running for Mayor.
561
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:20,141
Well that's great!
562
00:32:20,142 --> 00:32:23,975
I applaud you Wayne!
563
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,098
Politics is for everyone,
564
00:32:26,099 --> 00:32:29,182
including our young people.
565
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:31,474
And who is this
fine young man?
566
00:32:31,475 --> 00:32:33,600
My junior campaign
manager.
567
00:32:33,601 --> 00:32:35,433
Oh, well I think that we
may have some
568
00:32:35,434 --> 00:32:39,851
special little thing for your
junior campaign manager.
569
00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:43,098
[Whispers]
Mrs. Milton...
570
00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,516
I'm Duane Balfour,
571
00:32:44,517 --> 00:32:47,142
Cecil Balfour's son.
572
00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:54,266
And good luck
to you Wayne,
573
00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:56,517
I'm sure you will
do just fine.
574
00:33:07,726 --> 00:33:09,308
You know what
that is?
575
00:33:09,309 --> 00:33:11,391
Further erosion of our
electoral process?
576
00:33:11,392 --> 00:33:12,975
I think it's
kind of cute.
577
00:33:12,976 --> 00:33:14,098
Exactly.
578
00:33:14,099 --> 00:33:18,266
That is pure grade A,
human interest gold.
579
00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:19,808
Kind of like a kitten
riding a bicycle
580
00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:21,516
or a Norman
Rockefeller picture;
581
00:33:21,517 --> 00:33:25,224
people eat that
heartwarming shit up!
582
00:33:25,225 --> 00:33:27,391
I think we got another
talk of the town.
583
00:33:27,392 --> 00:33:29,098
Haven't you screwed
that family enough?
584
00:33:29,099 --> 00:33:30,392
Let's roll.
585
00:33:44,809 --> 00:33:47,516
Who threw my
stuff on the lawn?
586
00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:48,766
It was her.
587
00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:50,098
My records?
588
00:33:50,099 --> 00:33:51,308
I'm putting them back.
589
00:33:51,309 --> 00:33:52,308
Putting them back?
590
00:33:52,309 --> 00:33:53,308
Putting them back.
591
00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:55,142
Why is it even out?
592
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,266
I can't believe this.
593
00:33:58,267 --> 00:33:59,516
I overreacted.
594
00:33:59,517 --> 00:34:02,600
I'm allowed to do that
every now and again.
595
00:34:02,601 --> 00:34:03,558
Well pretend you're me,
596
00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:05,308
what would you do
if you had a son
597
00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:07,600
that's doing something that
you don't want him to do?
598
00:34:07,601 --> 00:34:09,558
He's pig headed,
he's stubborn
599
00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:10,725
and he doesn't
listen to you.
600
00:34:10,726 --> 00:34:12,224
So let's take his record
collection and throw it
601
00:34:12,225 --> 00:34:13,683
on the lawn?
602
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,266
Just because a guy decides
to get political...
603
00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:19,558
Now you see, that's how it
starts and then it snowballs.
604
00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,433
First it's name calling
with the school bully
605
00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:25,098
and then it's an all out
war with city hall
606
00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:26,141
and where does
it end Duane?
607
00:34:26,142 --> 00:34:28,559
What happens next?
608
00:34:31,976 --> 00:34:33,098
You're overreacting.
609
00:34:33,099 --> 00:34:34,224
You're damn right.
610
00:34:34,225 --> 00:34:36,098
I tend to over react when
members of this family
611
00:34:36,099 --> 00:34:40,098
start idiotic crusades.
612
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,308
And if I'm overreacting
613
00:34:41,309 --> 00:34:43,098
it's because I know
how it ends.
614
00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:44,474
It ends with you getting
a record collection
615
00:34:44,475 --> 00:34:47,809
instead of a father!
616
00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:51,934
Move!
617
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:07,058
[§]
618
00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:09,098
I still need
a catchy slogan.
619
00:35:09,099 --> 00:35:10,558
What do you think?
620
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:11,933
Who gives a shit?
621
00:35:11,934 --> 00:35:13,099
That's a terrible slogan.
622
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,433
That's not
what I meant.
623
00:35:14,434 --> 00:35:16,098
The kids at school
are saying stuff.
624
00:35:16,099 --> 00:35:17,308
Who cares what they say?
625
00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:19,600
For them the world
is a small place.
626
00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:22,098
This is the right
thing to do, trust me.
627
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,891
Do you have to do it?
628
00:35:23,892 --> 00:35:27,098
I'm going to need you
on this one Maurie;
629
00:35:27,099 --> 00:35:28,933
we're going to need
pamphlets, flyers,
630
00:35:28,934 --> 00:35:30,725
posters made
and distributed
631
00:35:30,726 --> 00:35:31,808
and go door-to-door
632
00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:34,098
until every man, woman
and child of voting age
633
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,641
knows what I stand for.
634
00:35:35,642 --> 00:35:38,891
So what do you say...
635
00:35:38,892 --> 00:35:40,851
Senior Campaign Manager?
636
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:53,098
BINGO:
I just don't think they're
going to take a kid seriously.
637
00:35:53,099 --> 00:35:55,099
DUANE: Think I'll look back
on this as a mistake?
638
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,141
Yeah, yeah I do.
639
00:35:57,142 --> 00:35:58,516
You think I'm crazy?
640
00:35:58,517 --> 00:36:00,683
A little.
641
00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,224
I remember you telling
me a story once...
642
00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:05,725
God, Duane I tell
lots of stories, okay,
643
00:36:05,726 --> 00:36:09,182
and that's what most of
them are, just stories.
644
00:36:09,183 --> 00:36:11,726
Yeah, but this
one's true.
645
00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:16,851
It's the one about Rudy.
646
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,808
Jesus Christ kid, why do
you got to bring up Rudy?
647
00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,098
You had a dream.
648
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:28,391
Instead of
betting on horses,
649
00:36:28,392 --> 00:36:30,975
you were going to own
a couple, remember?
650
00:36:30,976 --> 00:36:32,725
Bingo's Booty;
Speed McQueen...
651
00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:34,098
Yeah, I know.
652
00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:35,349
You loved those horses.
653
00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:36,933
Yeah I love them, and if
they wanted to run for Mayor
654
00:36:36,934 --> 00:36:38,098
I'd say they were stupid.
655
00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:39,600
Yeah, well they didn't.
656
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:41,099
Remember what you
told me about Rudy?
657
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,098
A horse that can
run is easy to find,
658
00:36:43,099 --> 00:36:44,308
but a good jockey
to ride him...
659
00:36:44,309 --> 00:36:45,933
The only jockeys
I could afford
660
00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,474
were either fat
or over 60 or both.
661
00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:52,308
You had a brilliant
idea; daring, original.
662
00:36:52,309 --> 00:36:54,098
You trained Rudy
for how long?
663
00:36:54,099 --> 00:36:55,433
Five months.
664
00:36:55,434 --> 00:36:56,891
In secret.
665
00:36:56,892 --> 00:37:01,098
Duane, I really don't want
to get into this, okay?
666
00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:03,308
All that work and for what?
667
00:37:03,309 --> 00:37:05,098
For what?
668
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:06,182
He could have been ...
669
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:08,098
The best damn jockey
in the country.
670
00:37:08,099 --> 00:37:09,099
If only they would
have let him ride!
671
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,098
So you get him ready!
672
00:37:10,099 --> 00:37:11,098
Oh he was ready!
673
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:12,141
And what happened?
674
00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:13,099
What happened?
675
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,098
You know damn well
what happened!
676
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,098
They wouldn't let him race
on a god damn technicality,
677
00:37:17,099 --> 00:37:18,684
that's what happened!
678
00:37:30,099 --> 00:37:32,098
I hand stitched that
little jersey myself
679
00:37:32,099 --> 00:37:33,099
if you can believe it.
680
00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,559
They laughed at you.
681
00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:45,099
Yeah, yeah they did.
682
00:37:45,684 --> 00:37:48,266
He could have been
one of the greats.
683
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:50,808
I looked through every
rule book in the country
684
00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:54,433
and there was not one that said
your jockey had to be human.
685
00:37:54,434 --> 00:37:55,976
You were robbed.
686
00:38:01,059 --> 00:38:04,391
And when you
look back on it,
687
00:38:04,392 --> 00:38:06,516
do you think Rudy
was a mistake?
688
00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,099
What? Hell no!
689
00:38:11,099 --> 00:38:13,142
I loved this monkey.
690
00:38:14,099 --> 00:38:16,141
He could have been...
691
00:38:16,142 --> 00:38:19,601
he could have been
the best of all time.
692
00:38:27,559 --> 00:38:32,098
Okay Duane,
I see your point.
693
00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:34,725
What do you need?
694
00:38:34,726 --> 00:38:36,641
Four thousand dollars
695
00:38:36,642 --> 00:38:39,141
and your support
on election day.
696
00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:40,642
You got it.
697
00:38:46,099 --> 00:38:48,933
Say good night to the...
698
00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:52,099
to the big guy in
the little body.
699
00:38:57,059 --> 00:39:00,516
It's a go, we're
funded, thanks to Rudy.
700
00:39:00,517 --> 00:39:02,099
So we're done?
701
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,433
Not even close.
702
00:39:04,434 --> 00:39:06,266
We're just getting started.
703
00:39:06,267 --> 00:39:08,224
We still have to hammer
home the platform and...
704
00:39:08,225 --> 00:39:09,516
There's a platform?
705
00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:11,349
Of course.
706
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,891
Where is it?
707
00:39:13,892 --> 00:39:17,142
I'm finishing it tonight.
708
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:22,098
Okay.
709
00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:25,850
You know this platform, it's
not like a stage or anything.
710
00:39:25,851 --> 00:39:27,224
I know.
711
00:39:27,225 --> 00:39:29,516
It's like a
declaration of beliefs.
712
00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:31,098
I know.
713
00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:35,099
So what is your platform?
714
00:39:38,099 --> 00:39:40,600
Democracy is a
dirty little secret.
715
00:39:40,601 --> 00:39:43,933
Every now and then politicians
use power to get money,
716
00:39:43,934 --> 00:39:46,266
but once in a while a
politician comes along
717
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:50,433
[shouting over vacuum]
and really shakes things up!
718
00:39:50,434 --> 00:39:52,516
Instead of using
power to get money,
719
00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:55,308
they use money
to get power!
720
00:39:55,309 --> 00:40:00,098
I pause here to let
the laughter die down!
721
00:40:00,099 --> 00:40:03,474
I don't think
we have any!
722
00:40:03,475 --> 00:40:05,098
Why does this happen?
723
00:40:05,099 --> 00:40:07,766
Because we the people
allow it to happen;
724
00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:10,098
we allow it to happen
when we don't question;
725
00:40:10,099 --> 00:40:12,224
we allow it to happen
when we don't vote;
726
00:40:12,225 --> 00:40:13,308
and we allow it to happen
727
00:40:13,309 --> 00:40:15,933
when we don't
question how we vote.
728
00:40:15,934 --> 00:40:19,308
So my platform is
simply this: Question.
729
00:40:19,309 --> 00:40:22,098
Question me, question
the other candidates
730
00:40:22,099 --> 00:40:24,182
and question whether or
not it has been good
731
00:40:24,183 --> 00:40:26,433
to have the same
government for decades.
732
00:40:26,434 --> 00:40:29,391
Some may argue that the way
things are seems pretty good.
733
00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:31,099
Who cares if we live
in a dictatorship
734
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,098
so long as it is a
benevolent one?
735
00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:35,141
To them I say,
dictatorships are dangerous
736
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:37,182
no matter how benevolent
they may seem.
737
00:40:37,183 --> 00:40:39,224
Once you've give the
power to dictate,
738
00:40:39,225 --> 00:40:41,224
you also give up the
right to be listened to.
739
00:40:41,225 --> 00:40:43,099
Good work Gordon!
740
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,098
And when people
stop listening
741
00:40:45,099 --> 00:40:48,098
the cries of protest
fall on deaf ears!
742
00:40:48,099 --> 00:40:49,600
We need to embrace change.
743
00:40:49,601 --> 00:40:52,098
We need to challenge those
who claim to represent us
744
00:40:52,099 --> 00:40:56,474
and most of all, question
those in charge.
745
00:40:56,475 --> 00:40:57,725
Thank you.
746
00:40:57,726 --> 00:40:59,725
Okay, I'll
think about it.
747
00:40:59,726 --> 00:41:02,098
Good, please do.
748
00:41:02,099 --> 00:41:03,642
Do it for
the children.
749
00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:11,516
Hi. Good day.
750
00:41:11,517 --> 00:41:14,058
Hi, my name's Duane Balfour
and I'm running for Mayor.
751
00:41:14,059 --> 00:41:17,266
Hey, I know who you are,
you're that mayor guy.
752
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,224
I'm totally going
to vote for you man.
753
00:41:19,225 --> 00:41:21,098
Here's a pamphlet
about what I stand for
754
00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:22,891
and everything
I believe.
755
00:41:22,892 --> 00:41:24,600
Pamphlet stating my beliefs
756
00:41:24,601 --> 00:41:26,266
and what I basically
stand for.
757
00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:27,641
What's this?
758
00:41:27,642 --> 00:41:28,808
It's a pamphlet.
759
00:41:28,809 --> 00:41:29,683
Sweet.
760
00:41:29,684 --> 00:41:31,098
Vote Balfour.
761
00:41:31,099 --> 00:41:32,433
Vote Balfour.
762
00:41:32,434 --> 00:41:35,142
Vote Balfour.
763
00:41:38,267 --> 00:41:39,516
Have a good day.
764
00:41:39,517 --> 00:41:41,224
Thank you so much
for your time.
765
00:41:41,225 --> 00:41:42,098
Vote Balfour.
766
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,182
Thank you for your time.
767
00:41:43,183 --> 00:41:44,684
Vote Balfour.
768
00:41:55,099 --> 00:41:58,099
Today was big, but
tomorrow's bigger.
769
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:01,809
Yeah, nice melons, bro!
770
00:42:04,601 --> 00:42:06,600
So did you find my
gondolier outfit?
771
00:42:06,601 --> 00:42:08,975
Mom told me to
stop looking.
772
00:42:08,976 --> 00:42:11,182
She said it was one
of your corn hole antics.
773
00:42:11,183 --> 00:42:14,224
It's cornball, and
it's not even that,
774
00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:17,017
I've got to keep
a high profile.
775
00:42:17,018 --> 00:42:19,018
People eat with
their eyes.
776
00:42:26,018 --> 00:42:28,142
God I love Locktoberfest.
777
00:42:48,309 --> 00:42:49,976
Maurie!
Pamphlets!
778
00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:55,725
Hey Balfour.
779
00:42:55,726 --> 00:42:57,308
Hey Chadwick.
780
00:42:57,309 --> 00:42:59,349
That's a nice scarf
you got there.
781
00:42:59,350 --> 00:43:01,098
Thank you.
Happy Locktoberfest.
782
00:43:01,099 --> 00:43:03,099
Happy Locktoberfest.
783
00:43:06,976 --> 00:43:08,099
Hey, watch it kid.
784
00:43:10,099 --> 00:43:12,182
Ohhh.
785
00:43:12,183 --> 00:43:13,182
Okay, Chad you've
had your fun,
786
00:43:13,183 --> 00:43:15,225
so how about in the spirit
of Locktoberfest...
787
00:43:17,976 --> 00:43:19,099
Hey, what do you
think you're doing?
788
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,474
Why don't you mind
your own beeswax?
789
00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,099
Just leave him alone.
790
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:25,725
Is this some kind of joke?
791
00:43:25,726 --> 00:43:26,809
Somebody call the cops.
792
00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:33,808
What are you doing Chad?
793
00:43:33,809 --> 00:43:36,098
I was throwing things.
794
00:43:36,099 --> 00:43:39,099
Can't do that,
he's got rights.
795
00:43:40,892 --> 00:43:42,726
Get out of here.
796
00:43:46,059 --> 00:43:48,183
See you around Balfour.
797
00:43:49,099 --> 00:43:51,098
Hey, thanks.
798
00:43:51,099 --> 00:43:55,059
You win, I'm moving
to New Zealand.
799
00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:02,975
Step right up!
800
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:04,267
Duane Balfour for Mayor!
801
00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:27,098
I broke up with you because
you're a horrible human being.
802
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:29,641
Now you have your
answer, so fuck off.
803
00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:31,558
Whoa, Bonnie, Bonnie, ow!
804
00:44:31,559 --> 00:44:33,725
Listen, I'm not here
about that, okay.
805
00:44:33,726 --> 00:44:36,058
I'm here about Duane.
806
00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:37,558
Duane...
807
00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:39,850
What do you want with him?
808
00:44:39,851 --> 00:44:41,433
We're doing
a piece on him
809
00:44:41,434 --> 00:44:44,098
because I think
Duane's a remarkable kid.
810
00:44:44,099 --> 00:44:45,850
Oh, please.
811
00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:47,558
You hate kids.
812
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,224
No, I said I
hate my kids.
813
00:44:49,225 --> 00:44:53,058
Come on, you going to
give me an interview...
814
00:44:53,059 --> 00:44:56,558
because either way
I'm doing the piece,
815
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:59,850
so you can either
give me an interview
816
00:44:59,851 --> 00:45:01,308
or I'll just
have to fill it
817
00:45:01,309 --> 00:45:04,141
full of rumors
and innuendo.
818
00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:05,517
Your choice.
819
00:45:15,601 --> 00:45:16,600
You promise me
one thing.
820
00:45:16,601 --> 00:45:17,766
Name it.
821
00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:20,017
Don't make him
look stupid.
822
00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:21,434
Done.
823
00:45:24,392 --> 00:45:27,141
Passion, conviction,
controversy.
824
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:30,474
These and other nouns describe
young mayoral candidate
825
00:45:30,475 --> 00:45:32,098
Duane Balfour.
826
00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:34,474
In a few short weeks this
young fire brand has risen
827
00:45:34,475 --> 00:45:37,098
from political
obscurity to the tips
828
00:45:37,099 --> 00:45:38,891
of every one's tongues.
829
00:45:38,892 --> 00:45:41,600
That's what he's
the Talk of the Town,
830
00:45:41,601 --> 00:45:43,391
with Mort McQuillan.
831
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:46,017
A native son of Ridgeburg,
Duane was raised
832
00:45:46,018 --> 00:45:47,266
in this modest bungalow.
833
00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:49,933
BONNIE: He was a happy kid;
a very happy kid.
834
00:45:49,934 --> 00:45:51,098
Carefree.
835
00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:52,933
Cecil and me, we tried
to involve the boys
836
00:45:52,934 --> 00:45:54,017
in everything.
837
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:56,975
Cecil would take Duane
along on all his outings,
838
00:45:56,976 --> 00:45:58,725
like a little side sick.
839
00:45:58,726 --> 00:46:02,808
Duane idolized Cecil,
just idolized him.
840
00:46:02,809 --> 00:46:05,516
Even when things
started to go bad
841
00:46:05,517 --> 00:46:11,017
Duane was a really
good boy; he really was.
842
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:14,850
He's smart, so smart
like a fire cracker.
843
00:46:14,851 --> 00:46:18,308
He always seemed to
be one step ahead.
844
00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:20,098
MORT: Duane's
drive and ambition
845
00:46:20,099 --> 00:46:23,098
translated into
academic success.
846
00:46:23,099 --> 00:46:24,558
MISS HOUSTON: Duane Balfour,
847
00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:26,098
let's just say
he never took the path
848
00:46:26,099 --> 00:46:27,975
of least resistance.
849
00:46:27,976 --> 00:46:31,098
His essays were always the
ones that I looked forward
850
00:46:31,099 --> 00:46:32,349
to reading the most.
851
00:46:32,350 --> 00:46:36,098
They were always really
thoughtful, insightful.
852
00:46:36,099 --> 00:46:40,224
Others were, well
they were like a big FU
853
00:46:40,225 --> 00:46:42,891
to everything
and every one.
854
00:46:42,892 --> 00:46:46,058
I suggested counseling
after this one.
855
00:46:46,059 --> 00:46:47,558
Nasty.
856
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:52,182
Rumors of a troubled past
continue to haunt Duane
857
00:46:52,183 --> 00:46:58,017
and questions of Duane's mental
state refuse to go away.
858
00:46:58,018 --> 00:47:02,683
He was about 11 at the time
and when his father died
859
00:47:02,684 --> 00:47:05,558
the court appointed
therapist encouraged Duane
860
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:08,349
to explore his creative side.
861
00:47:08,350 --> 00:47:12,099
I'm not sure it helped.
862
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:15,266
I just haven't figured out why
every time Duane gets creative
863
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,641
it involves
smashing things.
864
00:47:17,642 --> 00:47:19,683
I guess some boys
are into sports;
865
00:47:19,684 --> 00:47:21,182
some boys are into music
866
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:23,099
and other boys are
into smashing things
867
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:25,058
with wooden baguettes.
868
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:28,516
Maybe he just needed
a male a role model,
869
00:47:28,517 --> 00:47:31,182
but the guys
in this town;
870
00:47:31,183 --> 00:47:33,017
it's like they figured
out a way
871
00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:36,433
how to cross breed
pigs and jackasses
872
00:47:36,434 --> 00:47:39,933
and made them
all live here.
873
00:47:39,934 --> 00:47:42,766
And just where was
his role model?
874
00:47:42,767 --> 00:47:44,683
Join us for Part 2
of Duane Balfour,
875
00:47:44,684 --> 00:47:46,224
the Littlest Candidate,
876
00:47:46,225 --> 00:47:48,098
when we uncover
the explosive answer
877
00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:51,099
to this burning question
on Talk of the Town.
878
00:47:56,892 --> 00:48:00,099
You're upset huh?
879
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,641
Yup.
880
00:48:01,642 --> 00:48:04,224
Because people eat
with their eyes?
881
00:48:04,225 --> 00:48:08,433
Uh huh.
882
00:48:08,434 --> 00:48:13,267
I have to go
somewhere else.
883
00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:33,933
How did they get
to you Bonnie?
884
00:48:33,934 --> 00:48:35,308
Or did you volunteer
885
00:48:35,309 --> 00:48:37,683
to plunge the
dagger in yourself?
886
00:48:37,684 --> 00:48:39,017
Jesus honey.
887
00:48:39,018 --> 00:48:40,017
Did you see the show?
888
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,098
Yeah.
889
00:48:41,099 --> 00:48:42,098
Because I taped it.
890
00:48:42,099 --> 00:48:43,098
I saw it.
891
00:48:43,099 --> 00:48:44,642
I taped it.
892
00:48:47,099 --> 00:48:48,433
But the guys
in this town;
893
00:48:48,434 --> 00:48:50,474
it's like they
figured out a way
894
00:48:50,475 --> 00:48:53,600
how to cross breed
pigs and jackasses
895
00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:56,308
and made them all live here.
896
00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:58,098
What better way
of reaching male voters
897
00:48:58,099 --> 00:49:01,474
than by having my mommy call
them all pigs and jackasses?
898
00:49:01,475 --> 00:49:03,099
Come on Duane.
899
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:06,100
I never thought my own
mother would sabotage me.
900
00:49:08,517 --> 00:49:10,349
I'm sorry.
901
00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,224
I didn't know it was going
to come out like that.
902
00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:14,600
Just one question Judas,
903
00:49:14,601 --> 00:49:16,851
how many silver pieces did
you get for selling me out?
904
00:49:20,018 --> 00:49:21,350
I'm going to bed.
905
00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:32,726
That idiotic show could
cost me the election.
906
00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:39,099
So sick of losing.
907
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:42,224
Duane, come on, take
it easy on yourself,
908
00:49:42,225 --> 00:49:43,474
you're a kid.
909
00:49:43,475 --> 00:49:45,600
You've got your whole
life in front of you.
910
00:49:45,601 --> 00:49:47,891
You know why they
call me Bingo?
911
00:49:47,892 --> 00:49:49,891
Because you're the
worst gambler ever.
912
00:49:49,892 --> 00:49:51,098
That's right.
913
00:49:51,099 --> 00:49:54,098
Even went so far as to
bet $400 on a horse--
914
00:49:54,099 --> 00:49:55,098
named glue factory.
915
00:49:55,099 --> 00:49:56,600
Yeah I know uncle Bingo.
916
00:49:56,601 --> 00:49:58,683
Well see, I thought
they were joking.
917
00:49:58,684 --> 00:50:00,683
I thought they were trying
to be ironic, but no,
918
00:50:00,684 --> 00:50:02,433
the horse sucked.
919
00:50:02,434 --> 00:50:07,058
That's not what I
lost the most at, no.
920
00:50:07,059 --> 00:50:10,558
That would have to be
wrestling, semi pro.
921
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,099
I used to fight under the
name Stormy Weathers.
922
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,391
I'd walk down the street
and kids would say, oh,
923
00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:19,641
it looks like stormy
weather's coming.
924
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,808
I like that part of it.
925
00:50:22,809 --> 00:50:24,558
But I only one
once--
926
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:25,975
59 matches,
927
00:50:25,976 --> 00:50:28,017
yeah, I know Uncle Bingo,
no one gives a shit.
928
00:50:28,018 --> 00:50:30,641
Tell me about that time when
you lost to the woman wrestler.
929
00:50:30,642 --> 00:50:32,641
Except Maurie.
930
00:50:32,642 --> 00:50:34,098
Christ, how the
hell do you fight
931
00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:35,683
a media hatchet
job like that?
932
00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:37,224
Would someone
please tell me?
933
00:50:37,225 --> 00:50:38,433
Well if you would have
listened to my story
934
00:50:38,434 --> 00:50:42,098
about Stormy Weathers versus
the Flaming Order,
935
00:50:42,099 --> 00:50:45,098
you would know you have
to fight fire with fire.
936
00:50:45,099 --> 00:50:47,600
Now do your
Uncle Bingo a favour
937
00:50:47,601 --> 00:50:50,098
and go get me three
beers and a calculator,
938
00:50:50,099 --> 00:50:51,391
before I take you
down on the pool table
939
00:50:51,392 --> 00:50:56,017
and show you the move that
I took out Killer Carlos with
940
00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:58,474
in Regina Saskatchewan.
941
00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:00,266
Okay Maurie, let's fight
fire with fire,
942
00:51:00,267 --> 00:51:01,308
image is everything.
943
00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:02,558
People eat with their eyes.
944
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:06,309
We're on in 5, 4, 3...
945
00:51:08,099 --> 00:51:10,182
Good evening my
fellow Ridgeburgers.
946
00:51:10,183 --> 00:51:12,766
A lot of you ask what does
a high school student know
947
00:51:12,767 --> 00:51:14,767
about politics...You fuckin rule bro!
948
00:51:16,099 --> 00:51:18,099
Thanks for that!
949
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:20,099
We'll go from the top.
950
00:51:22,225 --> 00:51:24,141
Good evening my
fellow Ridgeburgers.
951
00:51:24,142 --> 00:51:26,098
A lot of you ask what does
a high school student know
952
00:51:26,099 --> 00:51:27,099
about politics...
953
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,392
Heads up, fuck nuts!
954
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:32,098
Duane?
955
00:51:32,099 --> 00:51:34,182
Good evening citizens
of Ridgeburgers.
956
00:51:34,183 --> 00:51:36,641
A lot of you ask what does
a high school student know
957
00:51:36,642 --> 00:51:39,098
about politics in
the real world.
958
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:41,683
To them I say, you are right!
959
00:51:41,684 --> 00:51:44,098
I don't know about
the real world.
960
00:51:44,099 --> 00:51:46,098
A high school student
knows about high school
961
00:51:46,099 --> 00:51:48,098
and this is what I know:
962
00:51:48,099 --> 00:51:50,516
I know that the best and the
brightest get shoved aside
963
00:51:50,517 --> 00:51:52,098
for the biggest and loudest;
964
00:51:52,099 --> 00:51:54,641
I know that it's popularity
that carries the day,
965
00:51:54,642 --> 00:51:56,098
not merit,
966
00:51:56,099 --> 00:51:59,098
and I know that the rules aren't
there to benefit the students.
967
00:51:59,099 --> 00:52:00,975
They're there to benefit
the people in charge.
968
00:52:00,976 --> 00:52:03,808
And I also know
one other thing;
969
00:52:03,809 --> 00:52:06,099
none of this is fair
and it has to change.
970
00:52:07,976 --> 00:52:09,808
What does a high school
student know about politics
971
00:52:09,809 --> 00:52:11,558
in the real world?
972
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:14,559
On election day you can
answer that for yourselves.
973
00:52:18,851 --> 00:52:20,516
I think it's just dope.
974
00:52:20,517 --> 00:52:22,308
You're giving me
an interview dude.
975
00:52:22,309 --> 00:52:25,308
Well, I had to do something
after your last piece.
976
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,349
People might think
I'm completely insane
977
00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:29,182
after seeing it.
978
00:52:29,183 --> 00:52:30,098
Yeah.
979
00:52:30,099 --> 00:52:32,099
So how's your
campaign hanging?
980
00:52:34,642 --> 00:52:36,516
The campaign is
coming along nicely,
981
00:52:36,517 --> 00:52:37,683
if that's what you mean.
982
00:52:37,684 --> 00:52:40,766
What one word
would Duane Balfour use
983
00:52:40,767 --> 00:52:43,059
to describe
Duane Balfour?
984
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,099
I'm sorry?
985
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,099
I hear you.
986
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,433
And where can voters go
987
00:52:49,434 --> 00:52:52,433
to find out more of
what you stand for?
988
00:52:52,434 --> 00:52:55,349
Well Mort, I've outlined my
platform in this pamphlet
989
00:52:55,350 --> 00:52:57,224
which is widely
available around town
990
00:52:57,225 --> 00:52:59,641
and I also have a
commercial currently airing
991
00:52:59,642 --> 00:53:01,098
on Cable 10.
992
00:53:01,099 --> 00:53:03,851
Yes, that is
totally radical.
993
00:53:08,642 --> 00:53:10,098
Did you
poll Ward 11?
994
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:10,975
Done.
995
00:53:10,976 --> 00:53:11,933
Maurie, I really
got to commend you
996
00:53:11,934 --> 00:53:13,349
on how you've handled
the campaign so far.
997
00:53:13,350 --> 00:53:14,349
Thank you sir.
998
00:53:14,350 --> 00:53:17,017
Hey Duane,
hey Maurie.
999
00:53:17,018 --> 00:53:18,641
Hi Miss Houston.
1000
00:53:18,642 --> 00:53:20,433
This isn't what I meant.
1001
00:53:20,434 --> 00:53:21,683
I'm sorry?
1002
00:53:21,684 --> 00:53:25,098
Running for Mayor,
it's not what I meant.
1003
00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:28,600
Don't worry, I absolve you
of all responsibility.
1004
00:53:28,601 --> 00:53:30,850
You've been missing a lot
of school lately Duane.
1005
00:53:30,851 --> 00:53:33,098
Well, I have a note.
1006
00:53:33,099 --> 00:53:34,098
Dytheria...
1007
00:53:34,099 --> 00:53:36,098
it's tummy
complications.
1008
00:53:36,099 --> 00:53:37,641
Diphtheria?
1009
00:53:37,642 --> 00:53:38,683
Right.
1010
00:53:38,684 --> 00:53:40,350
Right, it affects
the throat.
1011
00:53:42,851 --> 00:53:44,558
So when are
you coming back?
1012
00:53:44,559 --> 00:53:47,725
Um, I don't know.
1013
00:53:47,726 --> 00:53:49,516
Maybe after my first term.
1014
00:53:49,517 --> 00:53:53,141
Look, if you're
going to play hooky,
1015
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:56,099
don't do it in
front of the school.
1016
00:53:58,059 --> 00:54:01,725
I saw your commercial.
1017
00:54:01,726 --> 00:54:03,391
Not bad.
1018
00:54:03,392 --> 00:54:06,099
So, can I count on your
support on election day?
1019
00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:09,099
We'll see.
1020
00:54:10,099 --> 00:54:11,933
Bye Maurie.
1021
00:54:11,934 --> 00:54:13,099
Bye Duane.
1022
00:54:27,601 --> 00:54:28,976
[car doors slamming]
1023
00:54:35,142 --> 00:54:37,725
That was interesting,
1024
00:54:37,726 --> 00:54:39,349
the way you made me
run out of the restaurant
1025
00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:41,141
without paying.
1026
00:54:41,142 --> 00:54:43,266
Yeah, yeah, that's
kind of my thing.
1027
00:54:43,267 --> 00:54:45,098
So I think your roommate's
cool if I come in
1028
00:54:45,099 --> 00:54:46,766
and do a
few hot knives?
1029
00:54:46,767 --> 00:54:49,433
Yes, why don't we
ask your roommate?
1030
00:54:49,434 --> 00:54:51,600
How does Lyle feel
about hot knives?
1031
00:54:51,601 --> 00:54:53,058
Balfour.
1032
00:54:53,059 --> 00:54:54,433
Just thought I'd tell you
about the incredible success
1033
00:54:54,434 --> 00:54:55,808
the video's been getting.
1034
00:54:55,809 --> 00:55:00,474
Hi, I'm Duane Balfour,
I'm running for Mayor.
1035
00:55:00,475 --> 00:55:02,183
Yeah, I know you.
1036
00:55:14,099 --> 00:55:20,224
[§]
1037
00:55:20,225 --> 00:55:23,933
§ My mind's made up,
my mind's made up, §
1038
00:55:23,934 --> 00:55:27,098
§ I'm gonna come
clean tomorrow. §
1039
00:55:27,099 --> 00:55:30,516
§ My mind's made up,
my mind's made up, §
1040
00:55:30,517 --> 00:55:34,098
§ I'm going to fly
straight as an arrow. §
1041
00:55:34,099 --> 00:55:37,349
§ I'm going to fly
straight as an arrow §
1042
00:55:37,350 --> 00:55:40,808
§ ever since
I made up my mind. §
1043
00:55:40,809 --> 00:55:44,516
§ I'm going to cross
my t's, dot my I's §
1044
00:55:44,517 --> 00:55:48,059
§ and everything will
work out fine. §
1045
00:55:50,059 --> 00:55:51,891
Hey, it's me Molly,
leave a message.
1046
00:55:51,892 --> 00:55:52,975
Hey, it's me.
1047
00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:55,474
I was just calling about
earlier in case you wanted
1048
00:55:55,475 --> 00:55:57,098
to talk about it or anything.
1049
00:55:57,099 --> 00:56:01,516
Give me a call.
1050
00:56:01,517 --> 00:56:02,726
Vote Balfour.
1051
00:56:08,059 --> 00:56:10,266
Hey it's me Molly,
leave a message.
1052
00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:11,850
I don't know if my message
got erased by accident
1053
00:56:11,851 --> 00:56:13,308
but I called.
1054
00:56:13,309 --> 00:56:16,975
So I guess this is
a safety message.
1055
00:56:16,976 --> 00:56:20,098
It's Duane by the
way, call me back.
1056
00:56:20,099 --> 00:56:21,474
I'm sorry.
1057
00:56:21,475 --> 00:56:23,433
There I said it.
1058
00:56:23,434 --> 00:56:25,933
Call me back okay.
1059
00:56:25,934 --> 00:56:27,141
This is just stupid.
1060
00:56:27,142 --> 00:56:28,474
I'M SORRY!
1061
00:56:28,475 --> 00:56:29,516
There.
1062
00:56:29,517 --> 00:56:33,933
I don't know what you want
from me, so please, please,
1063
00:56:33,934 --> 00:56:36,098
just call me back.
1064
00:56:36,099 --> 00:56:37,683
I'M SORRY!
1065
00:56:37,684 --> 00:56:38,808
There.
1066
00:56:38,809 --> 00:56:41,516
I don't know what you want
from me, so please, please,
1067
00:56:41,517 --> 00:56:43,516
just call me back.
1068
00:56:43,517 --> 00:56:48,183
§ everything will
work out fine. §
1069
00:56:55,309 --> 00:56:56,766
I like this bit.
1070
00:56:56,767 --> 00:56:58,182
Poising the world
of the future...
1071
00:56:58,183 --> 00:56:59,391
that's good.
1072
00:56:59,392 --> 00:57:01,018
Thanks.
1073
00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:05,683
What's going on?
1074
00:57:05,684 --> 00:57:10,391
Actually, I need your
help with something.
1075
00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:14,098
I told you Duane I'm not
too good with politics.
1076
00:57:14,099 --> 00:57:16,182
It's about Molly.
1077
00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:19,098
You want my advice
on women?
1078
00:57:19,099 --> 00:57:20,516
Yeah.
1079
00:57:20,517 --> 00:57:24,098
Well, I pretty much figure
1080
00:57:24,099 --> 00:57:26,891
that whenever I get a
good one I probably...
1081
00:57:26,892 --> 00:57:28,308
I fooled her,
1082
00:57:28,309 --> 00:57:35,058
which isn't easy because a
good woman is hard to con.
1083
00:57:35,059 --> 00:57:40,808
I don't really want to con
her, unless it would work.
1084
00:57:40,809 --> 00:57:42,975
Don't con her.
1085
00:57:42,976 --> 00:57:44,850
You want to get back
together with Molly,
1086
00:57:44,851 --> 00:57:48,808
just tell her you're sorry
and mean it, make a gesture,
1087
00:57:48,809 --> 00:57:51,933
make it grand, she's
appreciate that.
1088
00:57:51,934 --> 00:57:54,098
A grand gesture.
1089
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:55,808
I can do those.
1090
00:57:55,809 --> 00:58:19,600
[§]
1091
00:58:19,601 --> 00:58:23,098
[Yelling]
MOLLY!
1092
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,391
MOLLY!
1093
00:58:25,392 --> 00:58:27,725
JIM: What is Duane
Balfour thinking?
1094
00:58:27,726 --> 00:58:29,850
First the SUV
thing, now this.
1095
00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:32,851
KIM: Seems the Mayor's race
is finally heating up.
1096
00:58:34,892 --> 00:58:36,308
JIM: There's no word on charges.
1097
00:58:36,309 --> 00:58:37,558
KIM: Either way,
he'll be driving
1098
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:39,474
the court of public opinion.
1099
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,933
That's for sure Kim.
1100
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,182
Well, that's
why I said it.
1101
00:58:42,183 --> 00:58:43,517
Right.
1102
00:58:45,601 --> 00:58:47,225
MOLLY!
1103
00:58:50,767 --> 00:58:52,475
MOLLY!
1104
00:58:54,099 --> 00:58:56,098
How many laws are
left to break?
1105
00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:57,766
You're overreacting.
1106
00:58:57,767 --> 00:58:59,099
You threatened
your girlfriend.
1107
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,349
It was just a
misunderstanding.
1108
00:59:00,350 --> 00:59:02,017
Some of letters
didn't light.
1109
00:59:02,018 --> 00:59:03,099
Molly?
1110
00:59:05,892 --> 00:59:09,098
It doesn't even make sense,
'I can hang', what is that?
1111
00:59:09,099 --> 00:59:12,098
BONNIE: Why would you set
fire to her garage?
1112
00:59:12,099 --> 00:59:14,098
That only happened because
somebody was slack
1113
00:59:14,099 --> 00:59:16,141
on his fire control duties.
1114
00:59:16,142 --> 00:59:17,391
Don't blame your brother.
1115
00:59:17,392 --> 00:59:18,850
Thank you.
1116
00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,559
Get out.
1117
00:59:26,099 --> 00:59:28,017
I suppose you had
a hand in this.
1118
00:59:28,018 --> 00:59:30,182
I said make
grand gesture,
1119
00:59:30,183 --> 00:59:32,141
I didn't say nothing
about arson.
1120
00:59:32,142 --> 00:59:35,391
You are the closest thing
that he has to a father figure
1121
00:59:35,392 --> 00:59:38,058
and you practically
hand him the matches.
1122
00:59:38,059 --> 00:59:43,766
Hey, I might not be a
good role model but...
1123
00:59:43,767 --> 00:59:46,099
I'm not a good role model.
1124
00:59:49,684 --> 00:59:51,098
Thanks for the
advice Bingo.
1125
00:59:51,099 --> 00:59:52,098
You're welcome.
1126
00:59:52,099 --> 00:59:53,308
Don't blame your uncle.
1127
00:59:53,309 --> 00:59:54,683
Thank you.
Get out.
1128
00:59:54,684 --> 00:59:56,309
Okay.
1129
00:59:59,976 --> 01:00:01,808
I can smooth
this all over.
1130
01:00:01,809 --> 01:00:03,098
I just need to talk to Molly.
1131
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:04,559
Talk to Molly?
1132
01:00:05,892 --> 01:00:09,018
You're lucky her father
isn't pressing charges.
1133
01:00:18,059 --> 01:00:19,558
Hi I'm Duane Balfour and I...
1134
01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:21,141
Forget it son, I'm
not interested.
1135
01:00:21,142 --> 01:00:22,142
No, no--
1136
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:27,559
Hi.
1137
01:00:40,099 --> 01:00:41,850
We lost some yards with
that Molly business.
1138
01:00:41,851 --> 01:00:42,891
We?
1139
01:00:42,892 --> 01:00:46,058
Duane, I want
to go home.
1140
01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:48,098
We've only got
a few more days.
1141
01:00:48,099 --> 01:00:49,641
You can't crap out on me now.
1142
01:00:49,642 --> 01:00:50,975
Well Molly's right.
1143
01:00:50,976 --> 01:00:52,766
Whenever something is going
good you always screw it up.
1144
01:00:52,767 --> 01:00:54,391
Look, we've got a few
more houses to canvass,
1145
01:00:54,392 --> 01:00:56,474
then the radio interview,
then the debate,
1146
01:00:56,475 --> 01:00:58,308
then it's clear sailing
to the election.
1147
01:00:58,309 --> 01:00:59,558
We're going to pull it off.
1148
01:00:59,559 --> 01:01:00,600
What do you say?
1149
01:01:00,601 --> 01:01:02,182
I'm out Duane.
1150
01:01:02,183 --> 01:01:03,725
You're my senior
campaign manager.
1151
01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:04,975
We're a team.
1152
01:01:04,976 --> 01:01:07,434
Team Maurie doesn't want to be
a part of Team Duane anymore.
1153
01:01:20,225 --> 01:01:24,850
[§]
1154
01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:25,933
We're back.
1155
01:01:25,934 --> 01:01:27,098
It's Kim and Jim
in the morning.
1156
01:01:27,099 --> 01:01:29,098
Let's say hello to Mayoral
candidates Duane Balfour
1157
01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:30,474
and Kelly Milton.
1158
01:01:30,475 --> 01:01:32,891
Thank you, good
morning Ridgeburg.
1159
01:01:32,892 --> 01:01:35,600
Jim. Kim...
1160
01:01:35,601 --> 01:01:38,809
Aren't you the sweetest,
with your little suit.
1161
01:01:40,099 --> 01:01:42,683
Okay, first question.
1162
01:01:42,684 --> 01:01:45,099
Duane, some of our listeners
are asking themselves
1163
01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:48,141
how can someone so
young, be a mayor?
1164
01:01:48,142 --> 01:01:50,558
DUANE: Well Jim I view
my lack of experience
1165
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:52,098
as a strength.
1166
01:01:52,099 --> 01:01:54,017
I haven't been
polluted by the system;
1167
01:01:54,018 --> 01:01:55,349
I'm in nobody's pocket.
1168
01:01:55,350 --> 01:01:58,098
Besides, how can you get
political experience
1169
01:01:58,099 --> 01:01:59,808
without being elected?
1170
01:01:59,809 --> 01:02:02,767
I don't know, how?
1171
01:02:05,142 --> 01:02:07,641
[laughs]
I'm sorry.
1172
01:02:07,642 --> 01:02:10,641
Okay, Mayor Milton, why
do you think you deserve
1173
01:02:10,642 --> 01:02:12,975
another term in office?
1174
01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:13,891
Well Jim, in my time
1175
01:02:13,892 --> 01:02:16,058
I have seen
Ridgeburg change
1176
01:02:16,059 --> 01:02:18,808
from a small rural
farming community
1177
01:02:18,809 --> 01:02:21,098
with little or no
public facilities,
1178
01:02:21,099 --> 01:02:22,683
into a prosperous,
1179
01:02:22,684 --> 01:02:25,600
well oiled machine.
1180
01:02:25,601 --> 01:02:29,098
People are working and our
finances are in order;
1181
01:02:29,099 --> 01:02:31,684
Ridgeburg is in order.
1182
01:02:33,309 --> 01:02:35,099
Care to respond
Candidate Balfour?
1183
01:02:39,099 --> 01:02:43,182
I knew of a guy, he liked
well oiled machines;
1184
01:02:43,183 --> 01:02:47,141
he put people to work and
he certainly liked order -
1185
01:02:47,142 --> 01:02:52,098
that's one of the things he
was best known for, order.
1186
01:02:52,099 --> 01:02:54,099
They called him Hitler!
1187
01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:04,098
JIM: Okay, wow.
1188
01:03:04,099 --> 01:03:06,224
Let's take a call.
1189
01:03:06,225 --> 01:03:07,683
Caller, you're on the air.
1190
01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:09,099
CALLER: Yeah, this is
for that Nazi scumbag
1191
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,098
who burned a cross on his girlfriend's lawn.
1192
01:03:11,099 --> 01:03:12,141
It wasn't a cross.
1193
01:03:12,142 --> 01:03:13,558
Yeah, well we got your
number, asshole
1194
01:03:13,559 --> 01:03:14,558
so you can expect a visit.
1195
01:03:14,559 --> 01:03:16,098
It wasn't a cross.
1196
01:03:16,099 --> 01:03:17,182
[dial tone]
1197
01:03:17,183 --> 01:03:18,391
Spooky.
1198
01:03:18,392 --> 01:03:21,182
Spooky indeed, let's
take another call.
1199
01:03:21,183 --> 01:03:22,141
Hello?
1200
01:03:22,142 --> 01:03:23,433
CALLER: Hi Duane.
1201
01:03:23,434 --> 01:03:24,516
Is this a fucking joke?
1202
01:03:24,517 --> 01:03:26,933
Whoa, can't use language
like that on the air.
1203
01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:28,098
Caller, you're
on the air.
1204
01:03:28,099 --> 01:03:30,098
CALLER: Seriously is this
a fucking joke?
1205
01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:31,558
Are there any political
questions here?
1206
01:03:31,559 --> 01:03:34,433
Let's find out.
Caller, you're on the air.
1207
01:03:34,434 --> 01:03:36,098
CALLER: Hello Duane?
Yes ma'am.
1208
01:03:36,099 --> 01:03:38,098
Wasn't your dad the
doomsday prophet?
1209
01:03:38,099 --> 01:03:41,308
The guy who got up on
his roof with a gun?
1210
01:03:41,309 --> 01:03:43,099
Good question.
1211
01:03:49,517 --> 01:03:52,098
MORT:
Madness, bullets, geology.
1212
01:03:52,099 --> 01:03:54,766
Three little nouns that haunt
Duane's political future
1213
01:03:54,767 --> 01:03:57,683
as he lives in
his father's shadow.
1214
01:03:57,684 --> 01:04:01,224
By all accounts Cecil's was
a respected senior geologist
1215
01:04:01,225 --> 01:04:02,600
with Milton Industries
1216
01:04:02,601 --> 01:04:05,808
but in the late 1980s Cecil
had become convinced
1217
01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:07,516
that the town's
historic mines,
1218
01:04:07,517 --> 01:04:10,516
coupled with the activities
of burrowing insects,
1219
01:04:10,517 --> 01:04:13,098
had weakened the
foundation of the ridge.
1220
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,266
Although numerous independent
surveys denied the possibility,
1221
01:04:16,267 --> 01:04:20,058
Cecil was convinced that
a collapse was imminent.
1222
01:04:20,059 --> 01:04:23,725
As his predictions became
increasingly catastrophic
1223
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:28,099
some town's folk dubbed him
Ridgeburg's prophet of doom.
1224
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:31,600
Cecil's story took a tragic
turn three years ago...
1225
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:36,098
[Yelling]
1226
01:04:36,099 --> 01:04:38,098
BONNIE: He would have
never hurt anyone.
1227
01:04:38,099 --> 01:04:42,558
He just wanted
attention for his cause.
1228
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:48,224
Anyway, the police came
and shots were fired.
1229
01:04:48,225 --> 01:04:50,098
MORT: So as election
day approaches
1230
01:04:50,099 --> 01:04:53,182
and candidate Balfour continues
to have brushes with the law,
1231
01:04:53,183 --> 01:04:55,391
many voters are asking
themselves just how far
1232
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,975
an apple falls from a tree.
1233
01:04:57,976 --> 01:05:02,017
That boy's crazy
as his father.
1234
01:05:02,018 --> 01:05:03,349
What kind of a sicko
1235
01:05:03,350 --> 01:05:06,182
picks on an old woman
like Kelly Milton?
1236
01:05:06,183 --> 01:05:07,891
What do you expect from guy
who tried to burn a bunch of
1237
01:05:07,892 --> 01:05:09,308
his girlfriends to death?
1238
01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:14,017
Yeah, I was going to vote
for him, I really was,
1239
01:05:14,018 --> 01:05:16,725
but he tried to punch me.
1240
01:05:16,726 --> 01:05:19,725
What one word would
Duane Balfour use
1241
01:05:19,726 --> 01:05:22,516
to describe
Duane Balfour?
1242
01:05:22,517 --> 01:05:24,098
I'm completely insane.
1243
01:05:24,099 --> 01:05:28,516
Can't make an omelet without
your daddy's molasses.
1244
01:05:28,517 --> 01:05:30,434
Crazy.
1245
01:05:36,018 --> 01:05:37,474
What can I say kid,
that's the game;
1246
01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:39,892
that's how
they play it.
1247
01:05:42,767 --> 01:05:44,975
I've got the
debate tomorrow.
1248
01:05:44,976 --> 01:05:46,933
Dad's gonna come up again.
1249
01:05:46,934 --> 01:05:51,933
If I was a betting man, and
I am, put a fiver on it.
1250
01:05:51,934 --> 01:05:54,142
Any idea how I
should handle it?
1251
01:05:58,142 --> 01:05:59,808
I don't know Duane,
politics and me
1252
01:05:59,809 --> 01:06:05,098
don't go together so good,
you know, like peas and...
1253
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:07,850
whatever really
doesn't go with peas.
1254
01:06:07,851 --> 01:06:10,309
Just want to know if I
can help you there chief?
1255
01:06:11,684 --> 01:06:13,516
I've been watching you
lately and it seems like
1256
01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:17,224
you've taken a
lot of knocks.
1257
01:06:17,225 --> 01:06:19,058
Maybe it's time to
call in the dogs
1258
01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:21,558
and piss on the fire.
1259
01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:22,808
I can't quit.
1260
01:06:22,809 --> 01:06:24,767
Your dad didn't quit.
1261
01:06:27,434 --> 01:06:29,098
We'd knock his ass down,
1262
01:06:29,099 --> 01:06:32,099
he'd jump and he'd
try to slap us.
1263
01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:37,433
Sometimes it's better
to just stay down.
1264
01:06:37,434 --> 01:06:39,391
You mean dad should
have stayed down?
1265
01:06:39,392 --> 01:06:43,098
Maybe, I don't know.
1266
01:06:43,099 --> 01:06:46,098
Was he wrong to fight?
1267
01:06:46,099 --> 01:06:47,933
No.
1268
01:06:47,934 --> 01:06:56,808
Sometimes I think your dad
was fighting a good fight,
1269
01:06:56,809 --> 01:07:00,934
and other times I just
want my brother back.
1270
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:16,099
Hey bar keep,
hook a brother up.
1271
01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:19,851
One more.
1272
01:07:22,851 --> 01:07:25,391
If you tell your mom
I was giving you beer
1273
01:07:25,392 --> 01:07:26,975
I'm going to come
back as a ghost
1274
01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:30,851
and haunt your ass
after she kills me.
1275
01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:38,683
[§]
1276
01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:45,098
§ Seems so strange how
suddenly things can change, §
1277
01:07:45,099 --> 01:07:53,058
§ still this so sad town feels
like the same dang thing. §
1278
01:07:53,059 --> 01:08:00,808
§ I see the light. §
1279
01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:06,434
§ I see the light. §
1280
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:14,224
§ Hang your head down for
what they have done; §
1281
01:08:14,225 --> 01:08:18,725
§ don't let them
cross your eyes out, §
1282
01:08:18,726 --> 01:08:22,182
§ cross your eyes out, §
1283
01:08:22,183 --> 01:08:28,308
§ hang your head down
for what they have done, §
1284
01:08:28,309 --> 01:08:33,141
§ but don't let them
cross your eyes out, §
1285
01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:36,808
§ cross your eyes out... §
1286
01:08:36,809 --> 01:08:40,308
§ cross your eyes out... §
1287
01:08:40,309 --> 01:08:54,098
§ and I have seen the light. §
1288
01:08:54,099 --> 01:09:16,098
[§]
1289
01:09:16,099 --> 01:09:20,600
§ Don't let them
turn back time, §
1290
01:09:20,601 --> 01:09:27,058
§ tear a page from
the birth of man §
1291
01:09:27,059 --> 01:09:38,098
[§]
1292
01:09:38,099 --> 01:09:42,308
§ don't them cross
your eyes out, §
1293
01:09:42,309 --> 01:09:47,475
§ cross your eyes out... §
1294
01:10:11,601 --> 01:10:21,641
[birds chirping]
1295
01:10:21,642 --> 01:10:25,683
Didn't have any coffee
so I microwaved some Pepsi.
1296
01:10:25,684 --> 01:10:27,976
You take cream right?
1297
01:10:30,434 --> 01:10:31,975
I don't know if
you still care,
1298
01:10:31,976 --> 01:10:34,726
but the debate's
in 2 hours.
1299
01:10:50,684 --> 01:11:01,098
[§]
1300
01:11:01,099 --> 01:11:03,059
So have some fun last night?
1301
01:11:04,475 --> 01:11:06,058
I need a ride.
1302
01:11:06,059 --> 01:11:07,725
Forget it.
1303
01:11:07,726 --> 01:11:10,098
I'm not going
to help you go
1304
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:14,098
and shout accusations
at people.
1305
01:11:14,099 --> 01:11:17,099
You want to throw
stones you do it alone.
1306
01:11:18,183 --> 01:11:19,600
I can't stop you,
1307
01:11:19,601 --> 01:11:22,099
and I'm not
going to help you.
1308
01:11:24,099 --> 01:11:25,933
Mom?
1309
01:11:25,934 --> 01:11:27,766
What honey?
1310
01:11:27,767 --> 01:11:30,725
I'm tired.
1311
01:11:30,726 --> 01:11:34,098
I'm tired of fighting.
1312
01:11:34,099 --> 01:11:36,392
I'm tired of looking
like the crazy guy.
1313
01:11:46,099 --> 01:11:50,600
Yeah, I'm tired from
just watching you.
1314
01:11:50,601 --> 01:12:06,098
[§]
1315
01:12:06,099 --> 01:12:08,308
In conclusion,
1316
01:12:08,309 --> 01:12:11,058
in order to
win this war
1317
01:12:11,059 --> 01:12:13,975
against the
wreaking menace,
1318
01:12:13,976 --> 01:12:18,266
we need a three
pronged attack.
1319
01:12:18,267 --> 01:12:23,516
First we need to hire
a pest control expert
1320
01:12:23,517 --> 01:12:26,641
to thin out the
[Unclear] population
1321
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:30,683
and second, we should
properly rodent-proof
1322
01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:33,891
all public garbage
receptacles
1323
01:12:33,892 --> 01:12:37,600
and third, and not least
important, of course,
1324
01:12:37,601 --> 01:12:42,891
is to release at
least 20 angry bobcats
1325
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:46,183
throughout key
locations in the city.
1326
01:12:49,934 --> 01:12:51,225
Thank you.
1327
01:12:56,892 --> 01:12:58,349
Thank you Vince.
1328
01:12:58,350 --> 01:12:59,308
Thank you.
1329
01:12:59,309 --> 01:13:01,808
Mayor Milton,
you have also 1 minute
1330
01:13:01,809 --> 01:13:03,098
for your opening remarks.
1331
01:13:03,099 --> 01:13:05,099
Thank you Mort.
1332
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:07,098
Today I'm
not going to talk
1333
01:13:07,099 --> 01:13:09,766
about my past
accomplishments as Mayor,
1334
01:13:09,767 --> 01:13:12,308
I believe those
are self evident.
1335
01:13:12,309 --> 01:13:16,098
No, tonight I want to
talk about the future,
1336
01:13:16,099 --> 01:13:21,058
a future that can unfold
in one of two ways.
1337
01:13:21,059 --> 01:13:24,433
Ridgeburg can enjoy a
continued urban growth,
1338
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:30,098
economic stability and a
commitment to excellence.
1339
01:13:30,099 --> 01:13:32,100
[audience murmurs]
1340
01:13:38,099 --> 01:13:43,726
Or it could be a journey
into the unknown.
1341
01:13:44,767 --> 01:13:48,850
My friends I look forward to
your support on election day.
1342
01:13:48,851 --> 01:13:53,641
[applause]
1343
01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,099
Thank you Mayor Milton.
1344
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:58,098
And finally Mr.
Duane Balfour.
1345
01:13:58,099 --> 01:14:00,433
Thank you for joining us.
1346
01:14:00,434 --> 01:14:02,099
One minute sir.
1347
01:14:17,559 --> 01:14:18,809
I quit.
1348
01:14:41,726 --> 01:14:43,224
Excuse me?
1349
01:14:43,225 --> 01:14:47,558
Young man, I'm with
neighborhood patrol.
1350
01:14:47,559 --> 01:14:50,559
There's been some complaints
of vandalizing signage.
1351
01:14:53,099 --> 01:14:56,099
You okay pal?
1352
01:14:59,934 --> 01:15:02,098
Looks like some dark
clouds are rolling in,
1353
01:15:02,099 --> 01:15:04,392
let's get out of here.
1354
01:15:05,517 --> 01:15:07,224
Looks like
Stormy Weathers.
1355
01:15:07,225 --> 01:15:08,808
Yes!
1356
01:15:08,809 --> 01:15:13,059
I love it when they say that!
1357
01:15:14,642 --> 01:15:16,141
Did you see the debate?
1358
01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:17,601
One for the
history books pal.
1359
01:15:19,684 --> 01:15:20,975
You want to get
something to eat?
1360
01:15:20,976 --> 01:15:22,391
Sure.
1361
01:15:22,392 --> 01:15:26,098
Beating up signs
builds a hunger in a man.
1362
01:15:26,099 --> 01:15:31,018
[low rumble]
1363
01:16:29,934 --> 01:16:32,766
Did I ever tell you about
the time I quit my job
1364
01:16:32,767 --> 01:16:35,098
as a sea captain?
1365
01:16:35,099 --> 01:16:37,349
Anytime Skipper.
1366
01:16:37,350 --> 01:16:39,433
Actually, the
Philippino government
1367
01:16:39,434 --> 01:16:41,350
stripped me of my title.
1368
01:16:44,018 --> 01:16:46,516
Ridgeburg is in shock.
1369
01:16:46,517 --> 01:16:48,558
Starting with the catastrophic
collapse of the ridge,
1370
01:16:48,559 --> 01:16:52,141
including the entire Ridgeburg
Heights subdivision development.
1371
01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:54,808
Had this sub division
been occupied
1372
01:16:54,809 --> 01:16:57,058
this tragic event
would have been, well,
1373
01:16:57,059 --> 01:17:00,933
really, really tragic.
1374
01:17:00,934 --> 01:17:03,766
Perhaps it was the shock of
this catastrophic event
1375
01:17:03,767 --> 01:17:05,058
that trigger the heart attack
1376
01:17:05,059 --> 01:17:08,098
that took the life of our
beloved mayor, Kelly Milton,
1377
01:17:08,099 --> 01:17:10,850
or maybe it was the
greater shock
1378
01:17:10,851 --> 01:17:12,099
that Cecil Balfour,
1379
01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:14,891
Ridgeburg's one-time
prophet of doom,
1380
01:17:14,892 --> 01:17:19,098
may have actually been
right all along.
1381
01:17:19,099 --> 01:17:21,434
[sound of air horn]
1382
01:17:32,350 --> 01:17:35,266
Bonnie, Bonnie,
Bonnie, Bonnie!
1383
01:17:35,267 --> 01:17:36,975
I have nothing to say to
you after what you did.
1384
01:17:36,976 --> 01:17:39,182
The only thing I
did was my job,
1385
01:17:39,183 --> 01:17:40,601
so if you don't
like the way I...
1386
01:17:49,601 --> 01:17:52,474
Good evening, with polls
closing less than an hour ago,
1387
01:17:52,475 --> 01:17:55,600
it's still anybody's
guess what to make of it all.
1388
01:17:55,601 --> 01:17:57,725
Let's turn to our senior
political analyst,
1389
01:17:57,726 --> 01:18:00,850
Rupert Garby, for his take
on the early numbers.
1390
01:18:00,851 --> 01:18:02,142
Rupert?
1391
01:18:05,809 --> 01:18:08,017
Candidates Milton
and Balfour,
1392
01:18:08,018 --> 01:18:10,391
both appear on ballots which
were printed weeks ago,
1393
01:18:10,392 --> 01:18:12,725
so voters must be confused
to say the least,
1394
01:18:12,726 --> 01:18:15,224
and with 22 of 35
polls reporting,
1395
01:18:15,225 --> 01:18:18,098
the Mayor's race is
still too close to call.
1396
01:18:18,099 --> 01:18:19,976
It's going to go late folks.
1397
01:18:27,225 --> 01:18:28,392
Finally.
1398
01:18:29,851 --> 01:18:32,391
Final vote count
is as follows:
1399
01:18:32,392 --> 01:18:37,098
Kelly Milton: 6,988 votes
1400
01:18:37,099 --> 01:18:40,474
Duane Balfour: 257 votes
1401
01:18:40,475 --> 01:18:43,308
Spoiled ballots: 62
1402
01:18:43,309 --> 01:18:46,684
Vince Vaserelli: 4 votes.
1403
01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:50,433
That doesn't make
any eff'in' sense.
1404
01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:54,349
Candidates Milton votes are
all considered spoiled.
1405
01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:58,224
Candidate Balfour withdrew
so his votes are spoiled too.
1406
01:18:58,225 --> 01:19:01,224
Well, what the hell
are we left with?
1407
01:19:01,225 --> 01:19:05,474
Spoiled ballots: 7,307
1408
01:19:05,475 --> 01:19:08,934
Vince Vaserelli: 4.
1409
01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:16,641
You could look at the
recent events in Ridgeburg
1410
01:19:16,642 --> 01:19:17,808
as the beginning of a new
1411
01:19:17,809 --> 01:19:23,683
and possibly insane chapter
in the town's history...
1412
01:19:23,684 --> 01:19:25,391
or you could look
at it as the poetic end
1413
01:19:25,392 --> 01:19:28,975
to an old chapter.
1414
01:19:28,976 --> 01:19:31,017
Either way, the way
things are
1415
01:19:31,018 --> 01:19:32,933
have become the things were,
1416
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:35,266
leaving us to wonder
about the way things will be.
1417
01:19:35,267 --> 01:19:37,891
And as the history of
Ridgeburg begins a new chapter,
1418
01:19:37,892 --> 01:19:40,892
the way things will be
is anyone's guess.
1419
01:19:42,601 --> 01:19:45,976
Good work Vince.
1420
01:19:48,099 --> 01:19:50,098
Good work Gordon.
1421
01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:51,725
Yeah, good
work Gordon.
1422
01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:53,350
Thanks.
1423
01:19:54,976 --> 01:19:57,641
Winning or losing, it all
depends on your point of view.
1424
01:19:57,642 --> 01:20:00,098
Yeah, it's true
I'm not the mayor,
1425
01:20:00,099 --> 01:20:01,224
I didn't get the girl,
1426
01:20:01,225 --> 01:20:03,099
who knows if I'll live
happily ever after,
1427
01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:05,098
but I'm glad I fought
1428
01:20:05,099 --> 01:20:06,474
and I'm proud
that I stood up
1429
01:20:06,475 --> 01:20:08,141
even though
I got knocked down.
1430
01:20:08,142 --> 01:20:10,099
I wasn't crazy to
fight the system,
1431
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,766
and you know what?
1432
01:20:11,767 --> 01:20:14,601
I won't be crazy in the future
when I fight it again.
1433
01:20:17,434 --> 01:20:20,391
§ Sun's up, looks okay, §
1434
01:20:20,392 --> 01:20:23,098
§ the world survived
into another day, §
1435
01:20:23,099 --> 01:20:26,141
§ and I'm thinking
about eternity; §
1436
01:20:26,142 --> 01:20:31,766
§ some kind of ecstacy
got a hold on me. §
1437
01:20:31,767 --> 01:20:33,142
Balfour.
1438
01:20:34,309 --> 01:20:35,516
Hey.
1439
01:20:35,517 --> 01:20:37,182
What are you doing?
1440
01:20:37,183 --> 01:20:41,141
Seeing how things look.
1441
01:20:41,142 --> 01:20:42,892
Do you want to come up?
1442
01:20:53,559 --> 01:20:56,558
Never, ever gonna be able
to ride my bike again.
1443
01:20:56,559 --> 01:20:57,766
Can someone please tell me
1444
01:20:57,767 --> 01:20:59,558
how to unweld the
stupid rotosaw.
1445
01:20:59,559 --> 01:21:01,142
You're gonna need
a blow torch.
1446
01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:05,098
So you coming
down?
1447
01:21:05,099 --> 01:21:06,851
Yeah. I'm coming down.
1448
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:13,975
§ And I wonder where
the lions are. §
1449
01:21:13,976 --> 01:21:16,349
§ And I wonder where
the lions are. §
1450
01:21:16,350 --> 01:21:19,474
§ And I wonder where
the lions are. §
1451
01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:21,684
§ And I wonder where
the lions are. §
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