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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs! Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally, taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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["Angel" playing]
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♪ You ♪
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♪ Are my angel ♪
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[Micky] When I was little,
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my mam used to say:
"If someone hurt you, hurt 'em back."
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An eye for an eye.
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Tooth for a tooth.
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She said we'd be okay doing that,
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because wherever we went in the world,
whatever we did,
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there'd be an angel watching over us.
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♪ Her eyes... ♪
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Well, I don't know
about anyone else's angel,
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but I've always thought mine must be,
like, a psycho knobhead one,
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you know, getting off on me
doing the wrong thing.
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And I'll tell you this for nothing.
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It does my fucking head in.
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[woman gasping] Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
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[loud music playing]
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[laughter]
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Spock!
[laughs]
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Have you seriously no shame, you?
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Using pictures of your baby
to get into the knickers
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-of some unsuspecting slapper?
-[laughter]
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Fuck off! I'm not trying
to get into anyone's knickers.
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Unlike yous lot, I'm not desperate and sad
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and with bollocks like space hoppers
due to under-use.
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-Hey, I'm not desperate.
-I fucking am.
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Got blisters, mate.
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I shagged your mam
before we come out, so I'm sorted.
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You don't "shag" my mam.
You make love to her.
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Stop it! Stop talking! What you doing?
Why would you speak about that?
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Tell me again,
why we can't fucking kill him?
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[music playing]
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-I think I'm in love.
-Where?
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Come on. Power in numbers.
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Ah!
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Do you work,
or are you a student, or what?
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Cheeky bastard. Do I look like a student?
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Smell like one.
[laughs]
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Going for a tom tit.
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-If you must know, I'm a serial killer.
-Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I've murdered shitloads of people,
haven't I, Jade?
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-Buried them beneath the patio.
-Huge patio.
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Skin them alive, making a suit
out of my victims' flesh.
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-Yeah, I've heard of that. It's kinky.
-The suit's not for me.
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It's for my dog.
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So we can go out, like two mates,
instead of me and woman's best friend.
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-Right, so you like dogs?
-Just Dalmatians.
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Cruella de Vil thing.
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You are the weirdest person
I have ever met.
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[laughs]
Well, I certainly fucking hope so.
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[loud dance music playing]
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Put it away. I've just had my dinner.
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-What did you have?
-Move!
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Don't say I never give you nothing.
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Oh, God, sorry. That was work.
I've got to shoot. I'm on call.
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Are you a doctor?
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[laughs]
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Do you think they'd let me loose
with a stethoscope and nowhere decent
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to warm my hands?
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I'm a warden at some retirement flats.
Black Briar Court.
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-Do you know it?
-Old folks' home?
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I've got to go back.
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You can come if you like.
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We could carry on the party there.
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Yeah, I do like. Give me two minutes.
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[distant gasping]
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[gasping] Oh, yeah!
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Got a light, mate?
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Got a spare cig and all?
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You got anywhere to go?
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[Chesney] I don't care how wrecked she is.
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As long as she can say
"oh, yes, Chesney, thank you, Chesney".
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Don't expect to lay eyes on me
until the morning.
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I'm about to get fucking beastly
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with the most beautiful girl
in Manchester.
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Yeah, where is she, you fucking hound?
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-I can't see... She must...
-No, not the spaz?
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Fuck off! Must have bolted.
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Right, I'd better...
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Argh! Fuck!
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Do you want a Viagra?
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I never go anywhere
without my little bits.
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There's no rush, is there?
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You're the boss.
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[Micky] Oh, must be my guilty
Catholic conscience.
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Just so you know,
I'm an aggressive power bottom.
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-But I will switch for the right fella.
-Outside... now.
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Can't we just do it in the...
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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[siren wailing]
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Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there.
You'll be all right.
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Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there.
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Shit!
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[flatline tone]
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[wings flutter]
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-[wings flutter]
-[laughs]
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Ew...
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Do you always laugh like that?
Only it's really fucking annoying.
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Go on.
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Die. It'd be hilarious.
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You can't say that.
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You're... my guardian.
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What have you got to go back to?
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-My life.
-[angel] Is that what you'd call it?
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Scared of your own shadow before all this.
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What are you going to be like now?
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-I'm not scared.
-Grab life with both hands, did you?
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Eh?
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The little sperm that could?
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You've an apology for a life.
An anti-life.
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And I'm your anti-angel.
Say hello to your anti.
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[laughing]
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Fuck off!
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[Mimi] He's opened his eyes.
Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary!
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-He's going to be all right.
-[Billy] Might be even better.
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A bang on the head,
new and improved version.
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-[monitor beeping]
-What?
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Who done this to you, Micky?
Who was it, lad?
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-Just let him get his bearings, Mimi.
-She's upset.
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We're all upset.
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What happened, mate? One minute
you were there, and the next you just--
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Yeah, a bit of a downer, to be honest.
Shaping up to be a cracking night as well.
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[Micky] I can't...
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I can't remember.
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-What's up with me?
-Concussion. Bruised ribs.
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-You could be brain-damaged.
-Don't fucking say it. I'm warning you.
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-He's my baby.
-They left you for dead, kid.
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What the fuck were you doing out
in the middle of nowhere, anyway?
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[monitor beeping]
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I wish I could remember. Really.
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It's all a bit foggy.
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When it does come back,
let us know. We'll take care of it.
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I know what you're thinking.
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You went to bed with Rihanna
and woke up with a fat pig from Crumpsall.
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I wasn't thinking...
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-You're not fat.
-[laughs]
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Fuck off.
I'm just messing with your head, pal.
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I'm only in it for the sex,
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and I bagged myself a blond. Score.
[chuckles]
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Shut the door on your way out, yeah?
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What, I'm in Crumpsall?
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["These Boots Are Made For Walking"
playing]
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♪ You keep saying
You've got something for me ♪
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-All right, gorgeous?
-Step aside, boys.
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Show us your tits
and we'll think about it.
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Where you heading? Keep you company.
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-Do you think?
-I know. I know what I'd do to you.
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Show her some respect, lads.
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All right.
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Let's do it right here, then.
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Who's first?
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♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
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♪ One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you ♪
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♪ Start walking ♪
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[siren wailing]
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[pants]
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Fuck.
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[Chesney] Well, there he is.
Dirty stop-out.
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Fuck off.
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Who was it, then?
That bird in the wheelie?
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Yeah, right!
I shag cripples, that's what I'm into.
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Fuck. Patty, I didn't mean anything by it.
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Don't apologise to me.
I hate the moaning bastards.
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Don't knock the raspberries. Some of
my best customers are the paralytics.
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Wait. How can you hate them,
when you're in that?
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[Patty] I wasn't born like this.
I had an accident. It's different.
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Tragedy befell me.
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[Carl] Anyway, it was a girl
in the taxi queue. Not Clem.
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Ooh, Clem, is it?
Comes with her own WD-40.
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Have you looked in the mirror lately?
You're no fucking oil painting, mate.
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It's not the fish. It's me.
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-Say it!
-Fuck off.
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-Admit it!
-I'll admit I shagged your sister.
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-[Olly] Makes two of us.
-Easy!
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[phone beeps]
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Ha! Filth.
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[laughs]
Look at that.
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I never text.
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It's... prehistoric.
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Nah. Need a clear head.
Got an essay to write later.
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Yeah, you run along now, schoolie.
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I don't give a shit about the essay, but
if I don't submit it, I get a detention.
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It's detention. Who cares?
School's school, isn't it?
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-Get a detention, you get a detention.
-Shut up!
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-What are you at school for anyway?
-I don't know.
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Work hard so you can spend
your life tied to a desk?
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Not me, man. No. I'm a free spirit.
As soon as I'm 18, I'm out of here.
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Work the cruise ships, see the world.
Med, Caribbean.
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["She Is A Burglar" playing]
♪ She's a burglar ♪
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♪ She broke into my mind ♪
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♪ She's a burglar ♪
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♪ She took everything she could find ♪
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♪ She looked into my eyes ♪
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♪ They came out from the socket ♪
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♪ And just like that my heart was gone ♪
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♪ She put it in her pocket ♪
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-Mum, I can walk. Will you back off?
-I'm trying to help you.
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Look, you're hurting my ribs!
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We're all here for you, Micky love.
I want yous lot to spoil him rotten.
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He's had a big shock.
Whatever he wants, we give to him.
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[Jamie] That's not ticking, is it?
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It smells of strawberries.
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Somebody's been using my washing machine.
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-Someone's been sat in our chairs.
-Someone's been eating my porridge.
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All right, breakfast. It's just breakfast.
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Here comes Goldilocks.
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[sensual music playing]
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Hiya, lads.
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Hi, Auntie Mimi.
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Thanks for bringing my case in, boys.
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[all] Auntie?
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-Nice gaff.
-Relative to what?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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-No sweat.
-Seriously, I was out of line.
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Do you think you're the first dick
I've met? I'm a big girl.
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Fair enough. I deserve that.
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You didn't exactly declare your hand,
though, did you?
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What?
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It never occurred to you that the chair
might come as a bit of a surprise?
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I do,
245
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I lure men in with my able-bodied ruse,
so as they can humiliate themselves.
246
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,360
That's a good night out for me, that.
How I like to spend my time.
247
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,120
I'm not fooled, you know.
248
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,600
You like me.
249
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,400
Right, I'm off.
Nice to see you again, Ruby.
250
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,840
You're looking all grown up.
251
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,800
Eyes to the front.
Roll your tongues back in, lads.
252
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,320
Take care of your brother.
253
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,880
-I am really sorry.
-That's okay.
254
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:20,000
God gave you your talents,
and you use them to your advantage.
255
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,760
-Just don't take the piss.
-I really did need to use the machine.
256
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,080
My stuff was manky
when I came through the window.
257
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,080
That's what I mean about taking advantage.
258
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,000
Break into my house again,
I'll have your tits for ashtrays.
259
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,680
Understood.
260
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,680
How's your mum, then?
261
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,240
She still hates you.
262
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,640
No change there, then.
263
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,120
Yeah, but why's it illegal?
Fair enough, no-one wants babies
264
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,840
with eight fingers on each hand.
But fuck it, if you wear a condom.
265
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,200
She's your first cousin.
266
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,760
We've only got her word for that.
267
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,600
We've not seen her in ten years.
268
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,040
You should get a DNA test done.
269
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,360
I mean, it's hard to believe
she's the same species as you lot,
270
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,400
let alone family.
271
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,760
-Get to fuck.
-[mimics him]
272
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:32,120
Okay, a blow job from a cousin.
Now, that has got to be legal.
273
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,520
How they going to test for that?
274
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,840
She ain't my cousin.
275
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,160
But I'm your stepson.
276
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,680
Dad, please do not shag my cousin.
277
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,480
[Micky] I'm not scared of you, right?
So why don't you just fuck off?
278
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,720
-Who are you talking to?
-No one. I'm...
279
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,480
I'm just doing my exercises for my lungs.
280
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,040
[Billy] Have you gone fucking mental?
281
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440
There's still lots of places
never been mapped, you know.
282
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:17,560
Indonesia, Papua New Guinea,
and, and stuff. Thousands of islands.
283
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,520
Don't you need degrees for that, though?
284
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,840
This is all I need.
285
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,160
Pieces of paper and, and diplomas
make no difference.
286
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,680
What's she called?
287
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,040
-Who?
-The bird you're looking at.
288
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,800
Who gives a shit about her name?
289
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,560
Aidan reads it for the articles.
290
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,560
What is it, though? What's her name?
291
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,240
Read it yourself
if it matters that much to you.
292
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,520
Do I look like a fucking slave?
293
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,520
-Do I?
-No.
294
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,240
Was it a gay thing?
295
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,480
I can say it louder if you like.
296
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,000
It's my own fault.
It was me what went there.
297
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,040
What, painted a target
on your head, did you?
298
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,560
[Carl] Mate, I'd help out, but...
299
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,560
I fuck strangers
in alleyways and cars. This...
300
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,640
It's an occupational hazard.
301
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,000
Mate, I fuck strangers
in alleyways and cars.
302
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,920
Never had my head caved in for my trouble.
303
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,920
-It's different.
-Well, it shouldn't be.
304
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,560
You can't let this rattle you.
305
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,240
No. Clearly.
306
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,160
Need to get out,
let no cunt intimidate you. Be a man.
307
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,920
-I am a man.
-Well, do it, then.
308
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:13,000
[train chuffing]
309
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,000
Oh! Fuck!
310
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,320
I'm sorry, mate.
311
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,440
Sorry.
312
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,760
Fucking virgin!
313
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,800
He still says it's amnesia.
Ambulance picked him up in Gorton.
314
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,440
-[Shane] So?
-[Jamie] So, who runs Gorton?
315
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,600
Felix Dennehy.
316
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,000
If Felix would've went for him,
317
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,360
he wouldn't have left the job
half done, would he?
318
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,720
[Jamie] We have to hit somebody.
We can't be seen to do nothing.
319
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,640
Besides...
320
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,480
the Dennehys
have been getting a bit previous.
321
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,000
-[Shane] How hard?
-Think I might need to tape it down, lads.
322
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,240
How hard do we hit Big Felix?
323
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,880
Random door in Gorton.
324
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,880
Not important.
325
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,600
-All right, Ruby?
-Billy.
326
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,960
Uncle Billy.
327
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:20,800
Step-uncle, if you like.
You going running? I'm quite fit myself.
328
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,360
That's a fair assessment.
329
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,320
-You know me and Mimi?
-Yeah.
330
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,080
-We're quite relaxed about stuff.
-Oh.
331
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,600
Well, I will bear that in mind.
332
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,640
-Don't shit on your own doorstep, Billy.
-[Shane mouths]
333
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,760
-Enjoy your detention?
-No.
334
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,200
Next time, hand in your homework.
335
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,360
-Can I ask you a question, Miss?
-Mm-hm.
336
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,760
I've got a mate who can't read.
An adult. Well, I mean, older boy.
337
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,000
There are evening classes,
338
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,080
-day classes at college, too.
-[Aidan] He's not really a joiner.
339
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,880
I think he's embarrassed about it.
340
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,840
You're not remotely as dumb
as you try to get away with, are you?
341
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,560
[Aidan] He wants to travel. Work on ships.
342
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,960
Your friend needs to get over
the embarrassment and deal with it,
343
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,320
or his life chances will be limited.
344
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920
You need qualifications.
345
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:31,840
Your mate. Frasier Kane. That boy has
more than just literacy problems, Croker.
346
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,720
Why won't you give anybody a chance?
He's the smartest guy I know.
347
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,280
I seriously doubt that.
348
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,960
Thanks for the advice.
349
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,880
Heaton.
350
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,520
She always were a frustrated cow.
351
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,560
Hated me.
352
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,480
[man] All right, sexy?
353
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,840
♪ You've got to tease your man ♪
354
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,360
[wolf-whistle]
355
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,720
♪ You've got to please your man ♪
356
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,240
Is that her? Clever girl.
357
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,800
And the rest.
That one'll never starve, I tell you.
358
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,800
Thinks she can conquer the world,
that one.
359
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,480
-Didn't you at that age?
-I was practising blow jobs on bananas.
360
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,880
I thought it was the best way
to a man's heart.
361
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,800
[chuckles]
362
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,120
She's had it hard, the kid.
363
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,400
When our Kenny died and her ma brought
her back from Australia to Glasgow,
364
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,880
didn't tell a fucking soul,
cut her off from the family.
365
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,560
Is she Scots, then?
366
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,480
Only by misfortune.
Scouse by paternal line.
367
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,760
And what brings her here?
368
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,480
I've asked her half a dozen times.
Still haven't got a clue.
369
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,840
[Micky] Got a light, mate?
370
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,400
Outside... now.
371
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,000
You can't let this rattle you.
372
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,880
Ah!
373
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,480
-Can I take that?
-You can get a cab closer.
374
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,440
It's got to be this one.
375
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,400
Just for argument's sake,
say you did shag a bird in a wheelie.
376
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,080
In a, in a wheelchair.
377
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,200
Wouldn't it hurt?
378
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,600
Maybe, if you let the brakes off.
[chuckles]
379
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,680
Nah, not me, her. I mean,
I'd be scared of breaking something.
380
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,400
Hurting her.
381
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,240
-She wouldn't be able to feel nothing.
-That's a misconception.
382
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,640
In fact, for some of us,
sensation is heightened.
383
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,160
Considerably heightened.
384
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,120
Clem?
385
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,200
Clementine!
386
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,320
Clem!
387
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,840
There's two Rs in "sorry".
388
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,120
I'm not a complete idiot.
Weren't enough bricks.
389
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,080
I am. Really.
390
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,800
Wait there.
391
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,680
You robbed those from someone's garden.
392
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,440
"Liberated" is the word
you're looking for.
393
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,080
Look, you're forgiven, all right?
394
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,840
Go on about your business
with a clear conscience.
395
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,640
You're not a dick,
just another regular lad.
396
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,400
If I let stuff like that bother me,
I'd really be up shit creek, wouldn't I?
397
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,040
I don't want to be just another lad.
I want to be your lad.
398
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,320
No means no, Carl.
399
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,120
-Am I a man?
-Yep. My turn. Am I in a band?
400
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,000
-No.
-Wayne Rooney.
401
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,320
No way! Fuck off!
How did you just guess that?
402
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,400
Because you're a bloke
and I thought like a bloke.
403
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,960
I'm sitting here
with these largely on display,
404
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,800
so I'm gonna assume you're
not thinking about other women.
405
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,240
Which leaves music and football,
and you said he wasn't in a band.
406
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,080
Yeah, but it's... It's still a leap.
407
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,160
-You're a Blue, right?
-Mm-hm.
408
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,120
Except you think you're sneaky,
409
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,840
so you try and double-bluff me
and pick a Red.
410
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,320
But if you're going to pick a Red,
you're going to pick an ugly one,
411
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,560
-cos you hate them that much.
-You are good.
412
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,240
And significantly better off
than when I came in.
413
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,000
Thanks.
414
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't use made-up names.
415
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,560
-Yeah. Hiya.
-Hey.
416
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,520
Behave yourself.
417
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,120
If you could just retrieve my car
and deliver it to my home...
418
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,840
[running footsteps]
419
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,440
It's her, isn't it?
420
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,880
Miss Heaton, detention queen.
421
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,000
Get out of my way.
422
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,880
We're not in school now.
423
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,840
-Excuse me.
-I don't think so.
424
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,080
-You never liked me.
-You weren't a very likable boy.
425
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,880
-I see not much has changed.
-[Frasier] Watch your mouth!
426
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,880
You can't hide
behind your desk now, you bitch.
427
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,320
You're not... You're not a stupid boy.
428
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,480
There are programmes
where you can learn to read.
429
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,920
-You can't read?
-I'm not a stupid boy!
430
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,120
I'm not a boy!
431
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,520
-Would you like to see?
-Mm-hm.
432
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,840
Sh! Sh.
433
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,160
-Stop it.
-Sh...
434
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,720
Let's see how smart you are
with a real man up you.
435
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,400
[screaming] Get off me!
436
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,920
-Frasier!
-Boys, help me, please!
437
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,840
Frasier!
438
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,960
-Boys!
-Shut the fuck up!
439
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,280
I'll deal with you later.
440
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,600
-[Heaton screams]
-[Frasier] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
441
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,760
[Frasier] Sh! Sh! Sh!
442
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,320
[keypad beeping]
443
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,080
[phone ringing]
444
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,080
-[woman] Black Panther Cabs?
-[Micky] Yeah. I need a taxi.
445
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,600
-Where's it picking up from, please?
-Just outside your office.
446
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,800
All our drivers here are on their breaks.
447
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,000
What about the guy
in the black Vectra outside?
448
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,560
He's not available.
449
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,480
Right, no worries.
I'll just call another company.
450
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,640
He'll be right out.
451
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,280
-[Gavin] Where to?
-[Micky] Rusholme.
452
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,040
[man speaking on the radio]
453
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,160
Lot of rubbish on these streets.
454
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,600
I don't mind the blacks.
They've settled down.
455
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,040
-[distant siren blaring]
-It's the Pakis I've got a problem with.
456
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,720
Our streets,
457
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,240
our neighbourhoods, infiltrating us.
458
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,280
Then what? Semtex in their rucksacks.
459
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,360
That's what this pays for, you know.
460
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,200
Fucking council tax.
461
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:08,440
It all goes on them. Furnished flats,
kitchens, legal appeals.
462
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,640
And don't get me started
on the crackheads, the whores.
463
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,040
The diseased.
464
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,280
Queers.
465
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,320
Go on, then. Do it.
466
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,760
Do it, you cowardly piece of shit.
467
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,040
And if you can't do him, do yourself.
468
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,360
-What's the matter with you?
-Stop it.
469
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,880
A lot of rubbish needing swept away,
don't you think?
470
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,480
[honks]
471
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,920
-Do it.
-Stop here! Please.
472
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,760
You all right?
473
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,560
[barks]
474
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,920
[Carl laughs]
475
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,239
A horse enters a pub and the barman goes:
"What the fuck's wrong with you?"
476
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,560
-Mind your own fucking business.
-Whoa.
477
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,480
I think you'll find I was here first.
You invaded my drinking area.
478
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,120
Look, fundamental principle,
around this stool, right,
479
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,440
this is my personal drinking space.
480
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,080
You've got the rest of the known universe
to be fucking grumpy.
481
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,080
I'm sorry.
482
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,120
I've had a rough couple of days,
you know. The...
483
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,000
[sighs]
Yeah, well...
484
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,560
Well, a problem shared.
485
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,400
I think God's got it in for me.
I can't do right for doing wrong.
486
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,840
How confused are you?
There is no right, there's no wrong.
487
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,880
There is no God. Sorted.
488
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,800
Any gratuities gratefully received.
489
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,360
Maybe. No, no right, no wrong.
490
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,200
But I'm the one
carrying the scars, aren't I?
491
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,640
It's not accidental, is it?
492
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,160
Was it the good Lord Herself
who swung a tyre iron at your bonce?
493
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,000
I think not.
494
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,000
You see,
I have read Her instruction manual
495
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:49,280
and one of the very few pearls
it offers us is "an eye for an eye".
496
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,520
Fuck all that touchy-feely
New Testament shit,
497
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,960
fucking lentil-eaters' manifesto.
498
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480
Someone smites you,
you smite them right back.
499
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,880
[Micky] What's that going to solve?
500
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,960
Well, if you're standing up
for your people, a lot.
501
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,080
["Faith" playing]
502
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,120
Standing up for my people.
503
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,280
♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪
504
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,880
My people bring
artistic pleasure to millions.
505
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,360
The Maguires?
506
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,360
Oh, yeah. Can't you tell?
507
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,720
♪ Before I give my heart away ♪
508
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,280
♪ And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too ♪
509
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,920
♪ Cos I gotta have faith ♪
510
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,440
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
511
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,960
♪ Because I've got to have
Faith, faith, faith ♪
512
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,000
♪ I've got to have faith, faith, faith ♪
513
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,640
[car door opens]
514
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,360
[Frasier] Where the fuck have you been?
515
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,400
You got something to say to me?
516
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,720
-No.
-Well...
517
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,320
get with the programme then, champ.
518
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,400
I'm not going to be around for a while.
519
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,160
[distant police siren]
520
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,400
-Where are you going?
-Let him go.
521
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,000
Aidan, you'd better not talk to anybody.
522
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,680
[Mimi] If you've got it, flaunt it.
Fair enough. But be responsible with it.
523
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,400
[Ruby] I am responsible.
524
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,080
I was young once myself, you know.
525
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,360
Men might button up the back, but I don't.
526
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,640
Why are you here, kid? And no bullshit.
527
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,120
My mum threw me out.
528
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,080
If I call her,
she'll confirm that, will she?
529
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,520
I thought you couldn't stand her.
530
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,680
I hope she dies a long, slow death.
I'll still call her, though.
531
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,640
I'll get my stuff.
532
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,840
Don't be stupid.
You can stay as long as you like.
533
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,640
I owe that to your dad at least,
God rest his soul.
534
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,960
Your business is your business.
And I won't ask again.
535
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,640
Don't seduce all the lads
at one time, though, eh?
536
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,120
♪ Come on, baby ♪
537
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,240
Look at this shit!
538
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,200
♪ You're going to like it
Once you get a taste ♪
539
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,560
♪ I got a feeling in my heart ♪
540
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,320
-[dog barking]
-[Carl barks]
541
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,640
♪ Something good is about to start
And that's a hot dog ♪
542
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:50,760
♪ Hot dog, watch me eat a hot dog ♪
543
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,000
♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪
544
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,400
♪ Come on, let's do the hot dog ♪
545
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,600
♪ E-A-T! H-O-T! D-O-G! Hot dog! ♪
546
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,440
What is it you want from me, Carl?
547
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,560
[clears throat]
I don't know.
548
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,800
You're stalking a girl...
549
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,600
dressed like a dog,
and you don't know what you want?
550
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,560
Not exactly a man with a plan, are you?
551
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,640
I want to be with you.
552
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,280
-After one conversation in a club?
-They say it can happen at first sight.
553
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,280
Shall I tell you what I think?
554
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,840
I want to strap you onto me
and fuck you till your eyes water.
555
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,120
Shall I take the costume off first?
556
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,520
[chuckles]
557
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,240
["Dog Days" playing]
558
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,520
♪ Happiness hit her ♪
559
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,760
♪ Like a train on a track ♪
560
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,640
♪ Coming towards her ♪
561
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,680
♪ Stuck still, no turning back ♪
562
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,040
[Clem squeals]
563
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,440
♪ And she hid under beds ♪
564
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,520
♪ She killed it with kisses ♪
565
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,920
♪ And from it she fled ♪
566
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,520
♪ The dog days are over ♪
567
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,320
♪ The dog days are done ♪
568
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,280
♪ The horses are coming ♪
569
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,600
♪ So you'd better run ♪
570
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,160
♪ Run fast for your mother
Run fast for your father ♪
571
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,440
♪ Run for your children
For your sisters and brothers ♪
572
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,200
♪ Leave all your love
And your longing behind ♪
573
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,520
♪ You can't carry it with you
If you want to survive ♪
574
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,760
♪ The dog days are over ♪
575
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,280
♪ The dog days are done ♪
576
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,840
♪ Can you hear the horses? ♪
577
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,320
♪ Cos here they come ♪
578
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,480
♪ Happiness hit her ♪
579
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:38,120
♪ Like a bullet in the back ♪
580
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,600
♪ Struck from a great height ♪
581
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,160
♪ By someone ♪
582
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:53,760
♪ Who should have known better than that ♪
583
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,040
♪ The dog days are over ♪
584
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,560
♪ The dog days are done ♪
585
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,240
♪ Can you hear the horses ♪
586
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,320
♪ Cos here they come ♪
587
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,760
Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?
588
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,560
Give me one good reason
589
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,280
why I shouldn't slice your head off
and kick it down the street.
590
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,960
-How did you find me?
-I was in your cab.
591
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,080
"A lot of rubbish needs swept away."
592
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,920
Thought I recognised you.
No wonder my arse tightened.
593
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,800
Maybe I should just chop that off.
594
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,120
I bet it's shrivelled up
like a Walnut Whip now, ain't it?
595
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,120
-Show me.
-Fuck off.
596
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,240
-Get it out.
-You bring your filth in here.
597
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Do it!
598
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,560
On your knees, bitch.
599
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,200
It's not nice, is it?
600
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,400
Everything you know stripped away.
601
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,480
All coming to get you, are we?
602
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,600
Blacks! Pakis! Queers!
603
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,480
Anyone who's not you? Is that it?
604
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,840
What's your little baby
going to think of that when it arrives?
605
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,760
Don't you talk about my baby.
606
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,680
[music from "Angel" playing]
607
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:53,040
I really hope you do get a boy.
And I hope he's a faggot.
608
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,600
That way you'll have a lot of cocks
to worry about, not just one.
609
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,080
[sobbing] Please.
610
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,720
It looks like you picked on the wrong guy.
611
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,080
[music stops playing]
612
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,200
[piano music]
613
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,680
[owl hoots]
614
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,320
[Micky] You can go through life
being a cliché,
615
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,320
doing everything that's expected of you,
616
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,200
nose to the grindstone,
live to work, work to live.
617
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,400
But fuck that. Break away
and dance to a different beat.
618
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,000
Ring the changes and just...
619
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,040
live.
620
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,600
Learn to stand proud, head held high.
621
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,920
Fuck your detractors. What do they know?
622
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Got a light, mate?
623
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,680
There's no angels, good or bad.
624
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,440
Got a spare cig an' all?
625
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,360
There's only you.
626
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,560
So be proud, and fuck the rest.
627
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,160
That should be enough.
628
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,360
[Aidan] So why ain't they been yet,
the police? He knows who we are.
629
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,640
Did you like it?
630
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,680
I thought you were a wanted man
this side of Manchester.
631
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,640
-Maybe he's just checking up.
-He doesn't make social calls.
632
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,120
[Carl] He's a dangerous man.
633
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,880
I don't appreciate a veto
on who I can serve.
634
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,560
-You don't have to do this.
-What choice is there?
635
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,960
-How bad do you want it?
-I want him dead. Still got it in you?
636
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,240
I don't care what happens to me,
I'll be your witness.
637
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,760
It's not normal weed.
638
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,880
-What is it?
-[Chesney] Some herbal shit.
639
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,280
[Shane] I think I can solve
something over here.
640
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,920
[theme music]
641
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Okay, empty your pockets.
642
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,920
[Mimi tuts]
643
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200
[sighs]
644
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,360
Oh... They must be mine.
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