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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,640 [tapping] 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,200 Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,440 about knowing fuck all about owt, needs to watch their backs! Oh! 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:18,320 So you've had your Labour, reclassifying skunk, sending prices sky-high. 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,240 Literally, literally, taking the grass from its own roots. 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,040 And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation. 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,800 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up. 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,280 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 9 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:36,280 Is revolution a word or was it never? 10 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,200 Anybody watching needs to know, 11 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,120 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,440 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester, 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,200 and they charge us for water? 14 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:53,000 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 15 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,720 This green and pleasant land in ancient time. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,320 Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,600 It's not theirs any more. 18 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,920 -This is our England now! -[cheering] 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,640 Party! 20 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,400 [theme music] 21 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,360 ["Angel" playing] 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,800 ♪ You ♪ 23 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,360 ♪ Are my angel ♪ 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,120 [Micky] When I was little, 25 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:31,000 my mam used to say: "If someone hurt you, hurt 'em back." 26 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,480 An eye for an eye. 27 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,920 Tooth for a tooth. 28 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,920 She said we'd be okay doing that, 29 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,880 because wherever we went in the world, whatever we did, 30 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,040 there'd be an angel watching over us. 31 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,280 ♪ Her eyes... ♪ 32 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,320 Well, I don't know about anyone else's angel, 33 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,400 but I've always thought mine must be, like, a psycho knobhead one, 34 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,120 you know, getting off on me doing the wrong thing. 35 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,640 And I'll tell you this for nothing. 36 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,760 It does my fucking head in. 37 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,800 [woman gasping] Oh! 38 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,600 Oh! Oh! 39 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:39,400 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! 40 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,600 [loud music playing] 41 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,480 [laughter] 42 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,520 Spock! [laughs] 43 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,680 Have you seriously no shame, you? 44 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,280 Using pictures of your baby to get into the knickers 45 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,560 -of some unsuspecting slapper? -[laughter] 46 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,520 Fuck off! I'm not trying to get into anyone's knickers. 47 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,880 Unlike yous lot, I'm not desperate and sad 48 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,520 and with bollocks like space hoppers due to under-use. 49 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,400 -Hey, I'm not desperate. -I fucking am. 50 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,280 Got blisters, mate. 51 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,040 I shagged your mam before we come out, so I'm sorted. 52 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,600 You don't "shag" my mam. You make love to her. 53 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,480 Stop it! Stop talking! What you doing? Why would you speak about that? 54 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,800 Tell me again, why we can't fucking kill him? 55 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,560 [music playing] 56 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,160 -I think I'm in love. -Where? 57 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,040 Come on. Power in numbers. 58 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,440 Ah! 59 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,040 Do you work, or are you a student, or what? 60 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,080 Cheeky bastard. Do I look like a student? 61 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,480 Smell like one. [laughs] 62 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,399 Going for a tom tit. 63 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,640 -If you must know, I'm a serial killer. -Oh, yeah? 64 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,200 Yeah, I've murdered shitloads of people, haven't I, Jade? 65 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,160 -Buried them beneath the patio. -Huge patio. 66 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,000 Skin them alive, making a suit out of my victims' flesh. 67 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,000 -Yeah, I've heard of that. It's kinky. -The suit's not for me. 68 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,000 It's for my dog. 69 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,960 So we can go out, like two mates, instead of me and woman's best friend. 70 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,360 -Right, so you like dogs? -Just Dalmatians. 71 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,480 Cruella de Vil thing. 72 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,120 You are the weirdest person I have ever met. 73 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,040 [laughs] Well, I certainly fucking hope so. 74 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,800 [loud dance music playing] 75 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,720 Put it away. I've just had my dinner. 76 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,280 -What did you have? -Move! 77 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,440 Don't say I never give you nothing. 78 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,800 Oh, God, sorry. That was work. I've got to shoot. I'm on call. 79 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,160 Are you a doctor? 80 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,320 [laughs] 81 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,000 Do you think they'd let me loose with a stethoscope and nowhere decent 82 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,720 to warm my hands? 83 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,080 I'm a warden at some retirement flats. Black Briar Court. 84 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,320 -Do you know it? -Old folks' home? 85 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,960 I've got to go back. 86 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,240 You can come if you like. 87 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,560 We could carry on the party there. 88 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,280 Yeah, I do like. Give me two minutes. 89 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,040 [distant gasping] 90 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,360 [gasping] Oh, yeah! 91 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,520 Got a light, mate? 92 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,440 Got a spare cig and all? 93 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,960 You got anywhere to go? 94 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,320 [Chesney] I don't care how wrecked she is. 95 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,960 As long as she can say "oh, yes, Chesney, thank you, Chesney". 96 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,960 Don't expect to lay eyes on me until the morning. 97 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,760 I'm about to get fucking beastly 98 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,000 with the most beautiful girl in Manchester. 99 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,840 Yeah, where is she, you fucking hound? 100 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,520 -I can't see... She must... -No, not the spaz? 101 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,160 Fuck off! Must have bolted. 102 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,520 Right, I'd better... 103 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,560 Argh! Fuck! 104 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,800 Do you want a Viagra? 105 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,880 I never go anywhere without my little bits. 106 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,040 There's no rush, is there? 107 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,120 You're the boss. 108 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,400 [Micky] Oh, must be my guilty Catholic conscience. 109 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,840 Just so you know, I'm an aggressive power bottom. 110 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,920 -But I will switch for the right fella. -Outside... now. 111 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,520 Can't we just do it in the... 112 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,280 Oh! 113 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,640 [grunts] 114 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,520 [siren wailing] 115 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,560 Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there. You'll be all right. 116 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,640 Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there. 117 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,000 Shit! 118 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,800 [flatline tone] 119 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,600 [wings flutter] 120 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,520 -[wings flutter] -[laughs] 121 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,640 Ew... 122 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,640 Do you always laugh like that? Only it's really fucking annoying. 123 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,240 Go on. 124 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Die. It'd be hilarious. 125 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,000 You can't say that. 126 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,800 You're... my guardian. 127 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,520 What have you got to go back to? 128 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,160 -My life. -[angel] Is that what you'd call it? 129 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,800 Scared of your own shadow before all this. 130 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,960 What are you going to be like now? 131 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,800 -I'm not scared. -Grab life with both hands, did you? 132 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,280 Eh? 133 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,280 The little sperm that could? 134 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,400 You've an apology for a life. An anti-life. 135 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,280 And I'm your anti-angel. Say hello to your anti. 136 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,920 [laughing] 137 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,960 Fuck off! 138 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,160 [Mimi] He's opened his eyes. Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary! 139 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,480 -He's going to be all right. -[Billy] Might be even better. 140 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,120 A bang on the head, new and improved version. 141 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,400 -[monitor beeping] -What? 142 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,400 Who done this to you, Micky? Who was it, lad? 143 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,680 -Just let him get his bearings, Mimi. -She's upset. 144 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,720 We're all upset. 145 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,360 What happened, mate? One minute you were there, and the next you just-- 146 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,400 Yeah, a bit of a downer, to be honest. Shaping up to be a cracking night as well. 147 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,840 [Micky] I can't... 148 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,920 I can't remember. 149 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,040 -What's up with me? -Concussion. Bruised ribs. 150 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,040 -You could be brain-damaged. -Don't fucking say it. I'm warning you. 151 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,400 -He's my baby. -They left you for dead, kid. 152 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,360 What the fuck were you doing out in the middle of nowhere, anyway? 153 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,480 [monitor beeping] 154 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,920 I wish I could remember. Really. 155 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,680 It's all a bit foggy. 156 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:30,360 When it does come back, let us know. We'll take care of it. 157 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,880 I know what you're thinking. 158 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:53,080 You went to bed with Rihanna and woke up with a fat pig from Crumpsall. 159 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,120 I wasn't thinking... 160 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,080 -You're not fat. -[laughs] 161 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,280 Fuck off. I'm just messing with your head, pal. 162 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,040 I'm only in it for the sex, 163 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:08,480 and I bagged myself a blond. Score. [chuckles] 164 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,280 Shut the door on your way out, yeah? 165 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,920 What, I'm in Crumpsall? 166 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,920 ["These Boots Are Made For Walking" playing] 167 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,000 ♪ You keep saying You've got something for me ♪ 168 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,360 -All right, gorgeous? -Step aside, boys. 169 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,120 Show us your tits and we'll think about it. 170 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,800 Where you heading? Keep you company. 171 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,720 -Do you think? -I know. I know what I'd do to you. 172 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,720 Show her some respect, lads. 173 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:44,760 All right. 174 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,240 Let's do it right here, then. 175 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440 Who's first? 176 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,640 ♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪ 177 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,880 ♪ One of these days these boots Are gonna walk all over you ♪ 178 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480 ♪ Start walking ♪ 179 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,400 [siren wailing] 180 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,760 [pants] 181 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,440 Fuck. 182 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,440 [Chesney] Well, there he is. Dirty stop-out. 183 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,640 Fuck off. 184 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,560 Who was it, then? That bird in the wheelie? 185 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,400 Yeah, right! I shag cripples, that's what I'm into. 186 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,400 Fuck. Patty, I didn't mean anything by it. 187 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,000 Don't apologise to me. I hate the moaning bastards. 188 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:07,040 Don't knock the raspberries. Some of my best customers are the paralytics. 189 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,720 Wait. How can you hate them, when you're in that? 190 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,280 [Patty] I wasn't born like this. I had an accident. It's different. 191 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,880 Tragedy befell me. 192 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,320 [Carl] Anyway, it was a girl in the taxi queue. Not Clem. 193 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,720 Ooh, Clem, is it? Comes with her own WD-40. 194 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,960 Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're no fucking oil painting, mate. 195 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,360 It's not the fish. It's me. 196 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,880 -Say it! -Fuck off. 197 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,680 -Admit it! -I'll admit I shagged your sister. 198 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,600 -[Olly] Makes two of us. -Easy! 199 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,000 [phone beeps] 200 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,280 Ha! Filth. 201 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,920 [laughs] Look at that. 202 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,840 I never text. 203 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,680 It's... prehistoric. 204 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,920 Nah. Need a clear head. Got an essay to write later. 205 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,800 Yeah, you run along now, schoolie. 206 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,000 I don't give a shit about the essay, but if I don't submit it, I get a detention. 207 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,320 It's detention. Who cares? School's school, isn't it? 208 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,360 -Get a detention, you get a detention. -Shut up! 209 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,880 -What are you at school for anyway? -I don't know. 210 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,240 Work hard so you can spend your life tied to a desk? 211 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:24,520 Not me, man. No. I'm a free spirit. As soon as I'm 18, I'm out of here. 212 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,600 Work the cruise ships, see the world. Med, Caribbean. 213 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,000 ["She Is A Burglar" playing] ♪ She's a burglar ♪ 214 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,400 ♪ She broke into my mind ♪ 215 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,720 ♪ She's a burglar ♪ 216 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,960 ♪ She took everything she could find ♪ 217 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,080 ♪ She looked into my eyes ♪ 218 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,440 ♪ They came out from the socket ♪ 219 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,440 ♪ And just like that my heart was gone ♪ 220 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,560 ♪ She put it in her pocket ♪ 221 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,120 -Mum, I can walk. Will you back off? -I'm trying to help you. 222 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,720 Look, you're hurting my ribs! 223 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,640 We're all here for you, Micky love. I want yous lot to spoil him rotten. 224 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,680 He's had a big shock. Whatever he wants, we give to him. 225 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,120 [Jamie] That's not ticking, is it? 226 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,960 It smells of strawberries. 227 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,960 Somebody's been using my washing machine. 228 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,200 -Someone's been sat in our chairs. -Someone's been eating my porridge. 229 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,480 All right, breakfast. It's just breakfast. 230 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,440 Here comes Goldilocks. 231 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,800 [sensual music playing] 232 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,480 Hiya, lads. 233 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,440 Hi, Auntie Mimi. 234 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,400 Thanks for bringing my case in, boys. 235 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,440 [all] Auntie? 236 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,800 -Nice gaff. -Relative to what? 237 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,680 Look, I'm sorry. 238 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,079 -No sweat. -Seriously, I was out of line. 239 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,520 Do you think you're the first dick I've met? I'm a big girl. 240 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,920 Fair enough. I deserve that. 241 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,760 You didn't exactly declare your hand, though, did you? 242 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,880 What? 243 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,880 It never occurred to you that the chair might come as a bit of a surprise? 244 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,680 Yeah, yeah, that's what I do, 245 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,880 I lure men in with my able-bodied ruse, so as they can humiliate themselves. 246 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,360 That's a good night out for me, that. How I like to spend my time. 247 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,120 I'm not fooled, you know. 248 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,600 You like me. 249 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,400 Right, I'm off. Nice to see you again, Ruby. 250 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,840 You're looking all grown up. 251 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,800 Eyes to the front. Roll your tongues back in, lads. 252 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,320 Take care of your brother. 253 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,880 -I am really sorry. -That's okay. 254 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:20,000 God gave you your talents, and you use them to your advantage. 255 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,760 -Just don't take the piss. -I really did need to use the machine. 256 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,080 My stuff was manky when I came through the window. 257 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,080 That's what I mean about taking advantage. 258 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,000 Break into my house again, I'll have your tits for ashtrays. 259 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,680 Understood. 260 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,680 How's your mum, then? 261 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,240 She still hates you. 262 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,640 No change there, then. 263 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,120 Yeah, but why's it illegal? Fair enough, no-one wants babies 264 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,840 with eight fingers on each hand. But fuck it, if you wear a condom. 265 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,200 She's your first cousin. 266 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,760 We've only got her word for that. 267 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,600 We've not seen her in ten years. 268 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,040 You should get a DNA test done. 269 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,360 I mean, it's hard to believe she's the same species as you lot, 270 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,400 let alone family. 271 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,760 -Get to fuck. -[mimics him] 272 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:32,120 Okay, a blow job from a cousin. Now, that has got to be legal. 273 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,520 How they going to test for that? 274 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,840 She ain't my cousin. 275 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,160 But I'm your stepson. 276 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,680 Dad, please do not shag my cousin. 277 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,480 [Micky] I'm not scared of you, right? So why don't you just fuck off? 278 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,720 -Who are you talking to? -No one. I'm... 279 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,480 I'm just doing my exercises for my lungs. 280 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,040 [Billy] Have you gone fucking mental? 281 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440 There's still lots of places never been mapped, you know. 282 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:17,560 Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and, and stuff. Thousands of islands. 283 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,520 Don't you need degrees for that, though? 284 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,840 This is all I need. 285 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,160 Pieces of paper and, and diplomas make no difference. 286 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,680 What's she called? 287 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,040 -Who? -The bird you're looking at. 288 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,800 Who gives a shit about her name? 289 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,560 Aidan reads it for the articles. 290 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,560 What is it, though? What's her name? 291 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,240 Read it yourself if it matters that much to you. 292 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,520 Do I look like a fucking slave? 293 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,520 -Do I? -No. 294 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,240 Was it a gay thing? 295 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,480 I can say it louder if you like. 296 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,000 It's my own fault. It was me what went there. 297 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,040 What, painted a target on your head, did you? 298 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,560 [Carl] Mate, I'd help out, but... 299 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,560 I fuck strangers in alleyways and cars. This... 300 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,640 It's an occupational hazard. 301 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,000 Mate, I fuck strangers in alleyways and cars. 302 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,920 Never had my head caved in for my trouble. 303 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,920 -It's different. -Well, it shouldn't be. 304 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,560 You can't let this rattle you. 305 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,240 No. Clearly. 306 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,160 Need to get out, let no cunt intimidate you. Be a man. 307 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,920 -I am a man. -Well, do it, then. 308 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:13,000 [train chuffing] 309 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,000 Oh! Fuck! 310 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,320 I'm sorry, mate. 311 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,440 Sorry. 312 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,760 Fucking virgin! 313 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,800 He still says it's amnesia. Ambulance picked him up in Gorton. 314 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,440 -[Shane] So? -[Jamie] So, who runs Gorton? 315 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,600 Felix Dennehy. 316 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,000 If Felix would've went for him, 317 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,360 he wouldn't have left the job half done, would he? 318 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,720 [Jamie] We have to hit somebody. We can't be seen to do nothing. 319 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,640 Besides... 320 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,480 the Dennehys have been getting a bit previous. 321 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,000 -[Shane] How hard? -Think I might need to tape it down, lads. 322 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,240 How hard do we hit Big Felix? 323 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,880 Random door in Gorton. 324 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,880 Not important. 325 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,600 -All right, Ruby? -Billy. 326 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,960 Uncle Billy. 327 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:20,800 Step-uncle, if you like. You going running? I'm quite fit myself. 328 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,360 That's a fair assessment. 329 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,320 -You know me and Mimi? -Yeah. 330 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,080 -We're quite relaxed about stuff. -Oh. 331 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,600 Well, I will bear that in mind. 332 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,640 -Don't shit on your own doorstep, Billy. -[Shane mouths] 333 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,760 -Enjoy your detention? -No. 334 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,200 Next time, hand in your homework. 335 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,360 -Can I ask you a question, Miss? -Mm-hm. 336 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,760 I've got a mate who can't read. An adult. Well, I mean, older boy. 337 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,000 There are evening classes, 338 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,080 -day classes at college, too. -[Aidan] He's not really a joiner. 339 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,880 I think he's embarrassed about it. 340 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,840 You're not remotely as dumb as you try to get away with, are you? 341 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,560 [Aidan] He wants to travel. Work on ships. 342 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,960 Your friend needs to get over the embarrassment and deal with it, 343 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,320 or his life chances will be limited. 344 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920 You need qualifications. 345 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:31,840 Your mate. Frasier Kane. That boy has more than just literacy problems, Croker. 346 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,720 Why won't you give anybody a chance? He's the smartest guy I know. 347 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,280 I seriously doubt that. 348 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,960 Thanks for the advice. 349 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,880 Heaton. 350 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,520 She always were a frustrated cow. 351 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,560 Hated me. 352 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,480 [man] All right, sexy? 353 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,840 ♪ You've got to tease your man ♪ 354 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,360 [wolf-whistle] 355 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,720 ♪ You've got to please your man ♪ 356 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,240 Is that her? Clever girl. 357 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,800 And the rest. That one'll never starve, I tell you. 358 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,800 Thinks she can conquer the world, that one. 359 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,480 -Didn't you at that age? -I was practising blow jobs on bananas. 360 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,880 I thought it was the best way to a man's heart. 361 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,800 [chuckles] 362 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,120 She's had it hard, the kid. 363 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,400 When our Kenny died and her ma brought her back from Australia to Glasgow, 364 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,880 didn't tell a fucking soul, cut her off from the family. 365 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,560 Is she Scots, then? 366 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,480 Only by misfortune. Scouse by paternal line. 367 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,760 And what brings her here? 368 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,480 I've asked her half a dozen times. Still haven't got a clue. 369 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,840 [Micky] Got a light, mate? 370 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,400 Outside... now. 371 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,000 You can't let this rattle you. 372 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,880 Ah! 373 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,480 -Can I take that? -You can get a cab closer. 374 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,440 It's got to be this one. 375 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,400 Just for argument's sake, say you did shag a bird in a wheelie. 376 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,080 In a, in a wheelchair. 377 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,200 Wouldn't it hurt? 378 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,600 Maybe, if you let the brakes off. [chuckles] 379 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,680 Nah, not me, her. I mean, I'd be scared of breaking something. 380 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,400 Hurting her. 381 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,240 -She wouldn't be able to feel nothing. -That's a misconception. 382 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,640 In fact, for some of us, sensation is heightened. 383 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,160 Considerably heightened. 384 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,120 Clem? 385 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,200 Clementine! 386 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,320 Clem! 387 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,840 There's two Rs in "sorry". 388 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,120 I'm not a complete idiot. Weren't enough bricks. 389 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,080 I am. Really. 390 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,800 Wait there. 391 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,680 You robbed those from someone's garden. 392 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,440 "Liberated" is the word you're looking for. 393 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,080 Look, you're forgiven, all right? 394 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,840 Go on about your business with a clear conscience. 395 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,640 You're not a dick, just another regular lad. 396 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,400 If I let stuff like that bother me, I'd really be up shit creek, wouldn't I? 397 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,040 I don't want to be just another lad. I want to be your lad. 398 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,320 No means no, Carl. 399 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,120 -Am I a man? -Yep. My turn. Am I in a band? 400 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,000 -No. -Wayne Rooney. 401 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,320 No way! Fuck off! How did you just guess that? 402 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,400 Because you're a bloke and I thought like a bloke. 403 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,960 I'm sitting here with these largely on display, 404 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,800 so I'm gonna assume you're not thinking about other women. 405 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,240 Which leaves music and football, and you said he wasn't in a band. 406 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,080 Yeah, but it's... It's still a leap. 407 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,160 -You're a Blue, right? -Mm-hm. 408 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,120 Except you think you're sneaky, 409 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,840 so you try and double-bluff me and pick a Red. 410 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,320 But if you're going to pick a Red, you're going to pick an ugly one, 411 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,560 -cos you hate them that much. -You are good. 412 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,240 And significantly better off than when I came in. 413 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,000 Thanks. 414 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't use made-up names. 415 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,560 -Yeah. Hiya. -Hey. 416 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,520 Behave yourself. 417 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,120 If you could just retrieve my car and deliver it to my home... 418 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,840 [running footsteps] 419 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,440 It's her, isn't it? 420 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,880 Miss Heaton, detention queen. 421 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,000 Get out of my way. 422 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,880 We're not in school now. 423 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,840 -Excuse me. -I don't think so. 424 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,080 -You never liked me. -You weren't a very likable boy. 425 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,880 -I see not much has changed. -[Frasier] Watch your mouth! 426 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,880 You can't hide behind your desk now, you bitch. 427 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,320 You're not... You're not a stupid boy. 428 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,480 There are programmes where you can learn to read. 429 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,920 -You can't read? -I'm not a stupid boy! 430 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,120 I'm not a boy! 431 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,520 -Would you like to see? -Mm-hm. 432 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,840 Sh! Sh. 433 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,160 -Stop it. -Sh... 434 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,720 Let's see how smart you are with a real man up you. 435 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,400 [screaming] Get off me! 436 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,920 -Frasier! -Boys, help me, please! 437 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,840 Frasier! 438 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,960 -Boys! -Shut the fuck up! 439 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,280 I'll deal with you later. 440 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,600 -[Heaton screams] -[Frasier] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 441 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,760 [Frasier] Sh! Sh! Sh! 442 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,320 [keypad beeping] 443 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,080 [phone ringing] 444 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,080 -[woman] Black Panther Cabs? -[Micky] Yeah. I need a taxi. 445 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,600 -Where's it picking up from, please? -Just outside your office. 446 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,800 All our drivers here are on their breaks. 447 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,000 What about the guy in the black Vectra outside? 448 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,560 He's not available. 449 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,480 Right, no worries. I'll just call another company. 450 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,640 He'll be right out. 451 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,280 -[Gavin] Where to? -[Micky] Rusholme. 452 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,040 [man speaking on the radio] 453 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,160 Lot of rubbish on these streets. 454 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,600 I don't mind the blacks. They've settled down. 455 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,040 -[distant siren blaring] -It's the Pakis I've got a problem with. 456 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,720 Our streets, 457 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,240 our neighbourhoods, infiltrating us. 458 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,280 Then what? Semtex in their rucksacks. 459 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,360 That's what this pays for, you know. 460 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,200 Fucking council tax. 461 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:08,440 It all goes on them. Furnished flats, kitchens, legal appeals. 462 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,640 And don't get me started on the crackheads, the whores. 463 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,040 The diseased. 464 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,280 Queers. 465 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,320 Go on, then. Do it. 466 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,760 Do it, you cowardly piece of shit. 467 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,040 And if you can't do him, do yourself. 468 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,360 -What's the matter with you? -Stop it. 469 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,880 A lot of rubbish needing swept away, don't you think? 470 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,480 [honks] 471 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,920 -Do it. -Stop here! Please. 472 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,760 You all right? 473 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,560 [barks] 474 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,920 [Carl laughs] 475 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,239 A horse enters a pub and the barman goes: "What the fuck's wrong with you?" 476 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,560 -Mind your own fucking business. -Whoa. 477 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,480 I think you'll find I was here first. You invaded my drinking area. 478 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,120 Look, fundamental principle, around this stool, right, 479 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,440 this is my personal drinking space. 480 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,080 You've got the rest of the known universe to be fucking grumpy. 481 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,080 I'm sorry. 482 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,120 I've had a rough couple of days, you know. The... 483 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,000 [sighs] Yeah, well... 484 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,560 Well, a problem shared. 485 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,400 I think God's got it in for me. I can't do right for doing wrong. 486 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,840 How confused are you? There is no right, there's no wrong. 487 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,880 There is no God. Sorted. 488 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,800 Any gratuities gratefully received. 489 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,360 Maybe. No, no right, no wrong. 490 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,200 But I'm the one carrying the scars, aren't I? 491 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,640 It's not accidental, is it? 492 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,160 Was it the good Lord Herself who swung a tyre iron at your bonce? 493 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,000 I think not. 494 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,000 You see, I have read Her instruction manual 495 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:49,280 and one of the very few pearls it offers us is "an eye for an eye". 496 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,520 Fuck all that touchy-feely New Testament shit, 497 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,960 fucking lentil-eaters' manifesto. 498 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480 Someone smites you, you smite them right back. 499 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,880 [Micky] What's that going to solve? 500 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,960 Well, if you're standing up for your people, a lot. 501 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,080 ["Faith" playing] 502 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,120 Standing up for my people. 503 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,280 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪ 504 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,880 My people bring artistic pleasure to millions. 505 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,360 The Maguires? 506 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,360 Oh, yeah. Can't you tell? 507 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,720 ♪ Before I give my heart away ♪ 508 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,280 ♪ And I know all the games you play Because I play them too ♪ 509 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,920 ♪ Cos I gotta have faith ♪ 510 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,440 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 511 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,960 ♪ Because I've got to have Faith, faith, faith ♪ 512 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,000 ♪ I've got to have faith, faith, faith ♪ 513 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,640 [car door opens] 514 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,360 [Frasier] Where the fuck have you been? 515 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,400 You got something to say to me? 516 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,720 -No. -Well... 517 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,320 get with the programme then, champ. 518 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,400 I'm not going to be around for a while. 519 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,160 [distant police siren] 520 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,400 -Where are you going? -Let him go. 521 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,000 Aidan, you'd better not talk to anybody. 522 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,680 [Mimi] If you've got it, flaunt it. Fair enough. But be responsible with it. 523 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,400 [Ruby] I am responsible. 524 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,080 I was young once myself, you know. 525 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,360 Men might button up the back, but I don't. 526 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,640 Why are you here, kid? And no bullshit. 527 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,120 My mum threw me out. 528 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,080 If I call her, she'll confirm that, will she? 529 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,520 I thought you couldn't stand her. 530 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,680 I hope she dies a long, slow death. I'll still call her, though. 531 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,640 I'll get my stuff. 532 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,840 Don't be stupid. You can stay as long as you like. 533 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,640 I owe that to your dad at least, God rest his soul. 534 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,960 Your business is your business. And I won't ask again. 535 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,640 Don't seduce all the lads at one time, though, eh? 536 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,120 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 537 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,240 Look at this shit! 538 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,200 ♪ You're going to like it Once you get a taste ♪ 539 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,560 ♪ I got a feeling in my heart ♪ 540 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,320 -[dog barking] -[Carl barks] 541 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,640 ♪ Something good is about to start And that's a hot dog ♪ 542 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:50,760 ♪ Hot dog, watch me eat a hot dog ♪ 543 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,000 ♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪ 544 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,400 ♪ Come on, let's do the hot dog ♪ 545 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,600 ♪ E-A-T! H-O-T! D-O-G! Hot dog! ♪ 546 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,440 What is it you want from me, Carl? 547 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,560 [clears throat] I don't know. 548 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,800 You're stalking a girl... 549 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,600 dressed like a dog, and you don't know what you want? 550 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,560 Not exactly a man with a plan, are you? 551 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,640 I want to be with you. 552 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,280 -After one conversation in a club? -They say it can happen at first sight. 553 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,280 Shall I tell you what I think? 554 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,840 I want to strap you onto me and fuck you till your eyes water. 555 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,120 Shall I take the costume off first? 556 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,520 [chuckles] 557 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,240 ["Dog Days" playing] 558 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,520 ♪ Happiness hit her ♪ 559 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,760 ♪ Like a train on a track ♪ 560 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,640 ♪ Coming towards her ♪ 561 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,680 ♪ Stuck still, no turning back ♪ 562 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,040 [Clem squeals] 563 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,440 ♪ And she hid under beds ♪ 564 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,520 ♪ She killed it with kisses ♪ 565 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,920 ♪ And from it she fled ♪ 566 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,520 ♪ The dog days are over ♪ 567 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,320 ♪ The dog days are done ♪ 568 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,280 ♪ The horses are coming ♪ 569 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,600 ♪ So you'd better run ♪ 570 00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,160 ♪ Run fast for your mother Run fast for your father ♪ 571 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,440 ♪ Run for your children For your sisters and brothers ♪ 572 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,200 ♪ Leave all your love And your longing behind ♪ 573 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,520 ♪ You can't carry it with you If you want to survive ♪ 574 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,760 ♪ The dog days are over ♪ 575 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,280 ♪ The dog days are done ♪ 576 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,840 ♪ Can you hear the horses? ♪ 577 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,320 ♪ Cos here they come ♪ 578 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,480 ♪ Happiness hit her ♪ 579 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:38,120 ♪ Like a bullet in the back ♪ 580 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,600 ♪ Struck from a great height ♪ 581 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,160 ♪ By someone ♪ 582 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:53,760 ♪ Who should have known better than that ♪ 583 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,040 ♪ The dog days are over ♪ 584 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,560 ♪ The dog days are done ♪ 585 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,240 ♪ Can you hear the horses ♪ 586 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,320 ♪ Cos here they come ♪ 587 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,760 Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 588 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,560 Give me one good reason 589 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,280 why I shouldn't slice your head off and kick it down the street. 590 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,960 -How did you find me? -I was in your cab. 591 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,080 "A lot of rubbish needs swept away." 592 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,920 Thought I recognised you. No wonder my arse tightened. 593 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,800 Maybe I should just chop that off. 594 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,120 I bet it's shrivelled up like a Walnut Whip now, ain't it? 595 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,120 -Show me. -Fuck off. 596 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,240 -Get it out. -You bring your filth in here. 597 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,520 Do it! 598 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,560 On your knees, bitch. 599 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,200 It's not nice, is it? 600 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,400 Everything you know stripped away. 601 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,480 All coming to get you, are we? 602 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,600 Blacks! Pakis! Queers! 603 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,480 Anyone who's not you? Is that it? 604 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,840 What's your little baby going to think of that when it arrives? 605 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,760 Don't you talk about my baby. 606 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,680 [music from "Angel" playing] 607 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:53,040 I really hope you do get a boy. And I hope he's a faggot. 608 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,600 That way you'll have a lot of cocks to worry about, not just one. 609 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,080 [sobbing] Please. 610 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,720 It looks like you picked on the wrong guy. 611 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,080 [music stops playing] 612 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,200 [piano music] 613 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,680 [owl hoots] 614 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,320 [Micky] You can go through life being a cliché, 615 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,320 doing everything that's expected of you, 616 00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,200 nose to the grindstone, live to work, work to live. 617 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,400 But fuck that. Break away and dance to a different beat. 618 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,000 Ring the changes and just... 619 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,040 live. 620 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,600 Learn to stand proud, head held high. 621 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,920 Fuck your detractors. What do they know? 622 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Got a light, mate? 623 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,680 There's no angels, good or bad. 624 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,440 Got a spare cig an' all? 625 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,360 There's only you. 626 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,560 So be proud, and fuck the rest. 627 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,160 That should be enough. 628 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,360 [Aidan] So why ain't they been yet, the police? He knows who we are. 629 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,640 Did you like it? 630 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,680 I thought you were a wanted man this side of Manchester. 631 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,640 -Maybe he's just checking up. -He doesn't make social calls. 632 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,120 [Carl] He's a dangerous man. 633 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,880 I don't appreciate a veto on who I can serve. 634 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,560 -You don't have to do this. -What choice is there? 635 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,960 -How bad do you want it? -I want him dead. Still got it in you? 636 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,240 I don't care what happens to me, I'll be your witness. 637 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,760 It's not normal weed. 638 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,880 -What is it? -[Chesney] Some herbal shit. 639 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,280 [Shane] I think I can solve something over here. 640 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,920 [theme music] 641 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,680 Okay, empty your pockets. 642 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,920 [Mimi tuts] 643 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200 [sighs] 644 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,360 Oh... They must be mine. 49010

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