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'Some people say that Ireland's big
dream is to somehow float
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'itself into the middle
of the Atlantic,
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'so that people will stop
confusing it with England.
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'Which is only partly true.
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'Because Ireland's real dream is
to someday win the World Cup.
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'And in 1990, we were almost there!
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'As in, for the first time,
we'd actually managed to qualify.'
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That was some game last night.
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Amazing.
1-1 against the mighty Dutch.
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Another triumphant draw!
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Hey, you know what me
and the Irish team have in common?
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Where do I start?
We're both amazing at drawing!
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Ha-ha! Yeah.
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And word-play!
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Yeah, this is what it's all
about, buddy.
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Passion, patriotic pride,
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and poorly-constructed rhymes.
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I thought you said it was
all about beating the English.
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Oh, yeah, it's mainly about
beating the English
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but it's also about beating
the Koreans, Buddy.
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That's right.
And the bloody Egyptians.
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Yeah, and the greasy Italians! Yeah!
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Schillaci?
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Schillaci!
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Schillaci!
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Hi, Dad.
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Say hello to the holidaymobile.
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Borrowed it from Francie Feeley.
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It smells like fish.
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It's like we're at the seaside
already, isn't it, pal?
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In a Titanic kind of way.
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The funny thing is I'd go quite well
with some iceberg lettuce!
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See you, lads.
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Go on, ya lanky whore!
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I would jump on that barely-Irish
bastard
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like a big sexy bouncy castle.
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You started packing yet, Dave?
We're still going?
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Of course we're still going.
What about the World Cup?
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We're not cancelling our holiday
for some foreign bloody sport.
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"Some foreign bloody sport"?
Blasphemy, that!
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Liam, what you don't understand is
it's not just about football.
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It's about this country finally
coming into its own. Exactly!
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Stepping out of England's
shadow. Cos d'ya know what?
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We don't need them.
We don't need anyone.
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Don't need anyone.
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Yeah, of course yeah you've
got to be worried.
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We're happy with a draw
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and we've got to prove everybody
right that it was a good draw for us.
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Apart from these English people
who do have Irish grannies.
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Exactly.
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It's a bunch of English lads kicking
a ball around in Irish jerseys.
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It's not nationalism, it's flagism.
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Listen to me, Mr Man.
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If you had any sense, you'd be the
one printing the flags
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and the banners and the T-shirts.
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That's right. You need to board
the good ship Charlton, Liam,
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or you'll be left to rot here on
your old island of old rotten shite.
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Are you drunk?
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I'm a little bit drunk.
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Brilliant(!)
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Give it a lash, Jack.
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Seriously, Liam, I don't want
to go to Donegal.
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Would it be weird if I stayed here?
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And I don't want to watch the
World Cup on foreign soil.
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I won't understand the commentary.
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It's the same commentary!
And the same soil.
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There's no soil like Boyle soil.
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Look what you've done to Trisha!
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Jesus. Are you all right, pet?
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Talking Heads have broken up.
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Her favourite band.
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Ya see, she's not upset
about Donegal, she's just upset
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because some stupid band broke up.
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SHE CRIES LOUDLY
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You are on a one-man mission to
make this family miserable.
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Look, we're going. It's holiday time
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and there are more important
things in life than football.
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Name one!
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Family! Oh, yeah.
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The family needs this, Debs.
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Oh, he's good. He is good.
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We've had a tough year.
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What with Fidelma getting pregnant
and Trisha failing her exams
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and Martin knocking down the wall,
and Sinead... Well, Sinead!
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I've done a bunch
of stuff you don't know about.
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We need this break.
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We need to reconnect with
the land of our fathers,
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and escape the hustle
and bustle of Boyle.
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Hustle and bustle?
COCKEREL CROWS
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That! Right there! Manic suburban
cockerels crowing willy-nilly.
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We need to get away from this
racket.
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We need a bit of Moone time, Deb.
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Yeah. I suppose.
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Hi, lads! Will I throw this
in the fish wagon?
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Well... Moones plus one.
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And ye know Dessie is coming too?
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Maybe we should stay.
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Yeah. Oh, great.
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Makes more sense
when you think about it.
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Come on, lads.
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Oh, thank God.
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I thought that was me!
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HORN BEEPS
Martin!
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Oh, balls!
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Why does Dessie have to come?
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Cos Dessie is part of the family
now. Sort of.
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And Fidelma wants us
to spend more time with him.
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So why's Padraic coming? It's not
like he got one of us pregnant.
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Ha! Not yet anyway!
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You know it was Martin's turn
to bring a friend.
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Remember last time Sinead brought
the Green Giant?
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Don't call her that!
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It's not her fault
she could only eat peas.
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I can only eat peas.
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Hi, dudes. Any room at the inn?
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Hop in there, Desbo.
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Give it a good lift there, love.
It's pretty heavy.
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Come on, you're not that pregnant!
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You're bringing your keyboard?
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Well, I know how much you like
music, Trisha,
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so I thought it might be fun to...
Great!
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♪ We're on the road to nowhere...♪
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Oh! We're across the border!
So long, Roscommon!
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Keep an eye on your things, folks.
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Time to break out my new
holiday look.
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It's inspired by Marty McFly in
Back To The Future Part Two.
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But I'm Martin. If anyone should be
Marty McFly, it should be me.
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Tell it to last week, Martin.
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Oh, wait - only I can do that.
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I love it, Padraic.
Now all you need is a "Doc Brown"!
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Don't worry. I've got that covered.
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Who are you meant to be?
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Oh, I'm Maradona.
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But erm...
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Martin got confused.
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Irish speakers make me feel weird.
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I don't know what they're saying
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but I always think they're
judging the rest of us.
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So, are we stopping soon or do
we have a toilet bucket
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or what's the craic?
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Huh?
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Oh. I can feel it coming.
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Things are getting loose.
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All right, come on, lads.
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Martin!
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(Oh, balls.)
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Not too shabby there, Desbo!
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Forget to turn
off the immersion, did ya?
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I got to turn it back on.
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Here we are!
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Can't wait to explore this
futuristic landscape,
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see if I can rustle up some
plutonium for the journey home.
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I suppose I'll just carry on with
my work as a doctor of something.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Why do I need a suitcase?
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Careful with that precious cargo.
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What?
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Is that just soil?
No, sir. That is Boyle soil.
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Ahh! My own private embassy!
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Ah, yeah! Hasn't changed a bit.
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Just as awful as I remember it.
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Come on, I'll show
you where the bedrooms are.
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Now you're talkin'!
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You know, Trish, I think this break
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will really help you get over
Chalky Heads breaking up.
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Yeah, it's a great house to cry in.
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Have they even cleaned this place
since we were last here?
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No, I don't think they have.
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'I can only eat peas.'
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I see this little shanty
townhouse hasn't changed.
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OK, look, if you all want to walk
back to Boyle, that's fine by me.
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OK. I'll see ye at home so.
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Martin,
how big is this bloody embassy?
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Come on. We're leaving this dump.
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Wait, you're running away from home?
I'm running away from holidays.
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That's not a thing.
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I just think if Dad got to know
him a better, he'd like him.
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I mean, you like him now, don't you?
He's one in a million.
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Do you think I'm
talking about Jack Charlton?
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The big JC. Leading us to the
promised land.
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I'm liking the sound of this
chat, lads. Mam?
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Sorry. Yes. Dad will come around.
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As long as you promise one thing.
Anything.
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Don't impregnate his daughter.
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Sorry, Debs. Never been a man
for promises. Don't have the time.
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Right. Family activity!
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I'm going to the arcade. Right.
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The rest of us are going to do
something together, so help me God.
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Is it a dork fancy dress
competition?
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Listen to this.
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There's an ancient Celtic
burial dolmen.
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4,000 years old it is.
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I mean, what an insight into our
nation's history that'll be.
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"..and the dolmen is within walking
distance of Irish goalkeeper
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Packie Bonner's house."
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Ole! Let's go honour the Bonner!
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Are we nearly there?
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We've been walking for one minute,
Sinead. That's where we came from.
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Wait, where's Martin? He must've
gone to the arcade with Trisha.
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Ya see? When we're up here, wherever
he is, we know he's safe.
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Yeah. Not like in Boyle,
with all those drive-by shootings.
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You know, maybe we should cross
the road and head back, buddy.
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No, Sean, I just feel like an
immigrant up here, ya know? Right.
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With their mad language and funny
ways. I'm loyal to my own town.
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I miss the comforts of home.
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You know that we're still in
Ireland, right? It's not Boyle.
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I mean, it's not far.
I admit it, I'm stuck in my ways.
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Always have been.
You're a Boyle-ist.
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If we have to put a name on it,
then yes, I'm a Boyle-ist,
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and my heart yearns to return.
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Which is why we should cross
the road and head back.
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Oh, yeah! This is the wrong way.
Exactly.
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MUSIC: "Psycho Killer"
by Talking Heads
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WOMAN SOBS AND MUTTERS
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Hello.
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Are you OK? You look sad.
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I'm sorry, I don't speak Irish. I...
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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Can I share your mourning rock?
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Yeah, that's where I hurt too.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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He's not home.
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Well, yeah, he's probably in Italy,
with the team, isn't he?
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It's weird that he has no goalposts
or anything in his garden.
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But look at the indentations
in the grass.
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Bet you that's where he put jumpers.
You know, for goalposts.
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Shall we take a photo?
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We have dead grass at home.
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Cheap bloody guide-book.
What did he say?
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You're not going to believe this,
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but that's exactly where the
jumpers were.
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Oh, wow!
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Football history.
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Packie Bonner!
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Holidays!
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It's going to get dark soon, buddy.
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I'm worried we're gonna miss the
match. Ya think we should go back?
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Wait!
Look at that house over there.
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Do you see what I see?
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That's how this works.
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Those are the Roscommon colours!
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Yes! Nobody else has those
colours(!)
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You're getting on well.
Dad's definitely warming to you.
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Yeah.
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Er, not sure I love the nickname
he's given me though.
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I'm sure you misheard him, Dessie.
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Maybe.
247
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It really is peaceful up here.
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Yeah, it really is, Life-Wrecker.
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I feel so connected to this land.
250
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The history, the undiluted pride
in the language.
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This is Ireland!
252
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:27,201
No, I think it's Cameroon.
Who are we playing anyway?
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Romania. Our sworn enemies.
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Since when? Since now, Liam!
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00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:32,701
We can't watch the match on that.
256
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:37,441
We could build a bonfire
and sing auld songs of our fathers.
257
00:14:37,641 --> 00:14:39,421
Right, we're finding a pub.
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00:14:42,101 --> 00:14:45,181
Pap, pap, pap.
Right and a papapapap.
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00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:50,081
And the knock and the big Boyle
elbow. Ah, the old Roscommon knock.
260
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Opening doors and hearts
for 3,000 years.
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00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:59,521
That's right, yellow and blue
are also the colours of Romania.
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COMMENTARY: Minutes away from the
biggest game in Irish history...
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Bloody soccer, huh?
264
00:15:10,101 --> 00:15:12,001
I just don't get it, Life-Wrecker.
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00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:15,521
Me neither. Bunch of rich fellas
kicking around a pig's bladder.
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00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:19,221
Pretending to be..
To be Irish. It's just flagism.
267
00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:21,401
Exactly. I was just saying the same.
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Sweet mercy.
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00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,301
Did they meet the Pope?
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00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:26,721
Come on, Ireland!
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COMMENTARY: Ireland's sworn enemies,
Romania, take the field...
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00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:42,801
This is the biggest day of our
lives.
273
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:45,861
Here you are, love, good timing.
We're just about to start.
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A clock tower!
275
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,281
Now all I need is lightning.
276
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:52,321
And a car that can travel
through time.
277
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:56,801
COMMENTARY: And now a nation rises
to its feet.
278
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,361
I wonder whose national anthem
they're going to sing.
279
00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:07,081
They're singing 'as Gaeilge'!
280
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:11,321
I suppose we're the lucky ones
to be born Irish.
281
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,441
Those lads choose to be.
282
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:16,801
That's a good point...Dessie.
283
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,981
Thanks...Liam.
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00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,321
Mr Moone. Mr Moone.
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♪ You'll never beat the Irish! ♪
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ALL: # You'll never beat the Irish!
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♪ You'll never beat the Irish!
288
00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:33,441
♪ You'll never beat the Irish! ♪
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00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:38,921
'And so the Moones joined all
the families of Ireland
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'in cheering on their green giants.'
291
00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,701
Come on, you green giants!
292
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,461
Oh, isn't this great?
293
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,441
I feel like something's missing
though.
294
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:56,241
Oh, you're right. More drink.
295
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,541
LOUD CHEERING
296
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,361
Come on!
297
00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:15,361
'And hundreds of miles
away in Genoa,
298
00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:19,361
'their green giants heard
the roars across the seas.
299
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:23,101
'They fought like heroes, like 11
Cuchulains. And with the hope
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00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,361
'of making a good country great,
301
00:17:25,441 --> 00:17:28,541
'they battled for 120 long minutes,
and...
302
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:31,161
'..drew. Yeah, they drew,
they drew again.'
303
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:33,761
COMMENTARY: Ireland nil,
Romania nil...
304
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,861
So what happens now? Penalties.
305
00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:39,781
I don't know if I can take it.
This is faminesque.
306
00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:46,401
COMMENTARY: The coin toss
has determined that Romania
will go first.
307
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:50,721
Jack Charlton can only stand back
and watch.
308
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,101
THEY GROAN
309
00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:54,041
COMMENTARY: One-nil.
310
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:56,981
THEY CHEER
311
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,261
1-1!
312
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,621
ALL: Oooooh!
313
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,941
COMMENTARY: Cascarino!
314
00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:11,041
And that is Daniel Timofte versus
Donegal's Packie Bonner
315
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,121
We were at his house today.
316
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,241
That's right.
317
00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:19,461
LOUD CHEERING
318
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:28,721
COMMENTARY: And now it's all up
to David O'Leary. The nation holds
it's breath.
319
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,581
Come on, David O'Leary!
320
00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:35,201
SHOUTING AND CHEERING
321
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:39,261
Come on!
322
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,961
Yes! Come on!
323
00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:50,961
♪ Ole, ole, ole,
324
00:18:51,021 --> 00:18:55,681
♪ Ole, ole...
325
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:59,061
♪ Ole, ole, ole
326
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:02,401
♪ Ole, ole, losers ♪
327
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:05,701
So...what's for dinner?
328
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:15,201
'The very next morning,
in a haze of euphoria,
329
00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:18,921
'Liam Moone commandeered the
football bandwagon and rushed
330
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:21,441
'his family home to share the joy
of a World Cup quarterfinal
331
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,041
'in their own home town.'
332
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,161
♪ Give it a lash, Jack
333
00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:25,781
♪ Give it a lash, Jack
334
00:19:25,721 --> 00:19:28,101
♪ Never, never, never say no... ♪
335
00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:31,061
♪ Ireland, Ireland... ♪
336
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:32,921
'And even Trisha's musical
misery mellowed
337
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:35,081
'when her angel of the mourning rock
338
00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:38,541
'introduced her to the fragrant
sounds of some Rosie Stones.'
339
00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:40,041
♪ ..Ireland, Ireland... ♪
340
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,401
♪ ..sell my soul... ♪
341
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:01,441
Martin.
342
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:13,501
Will ya grab the last of the bags
from the van, Martin?
343
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,141
Ouch.
344
00:20:15,121 --> 00:20:17,921
You didn't notice I was gone.
345
00:20:18,121 --> 00:20:19,361
Gone from where? Oh, my God.
346
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:22,601
I ran away. When? From holiday!
347
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:24,481
We've been on the journey
of our lives.
348
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,361
I wasn't in the van.
349
00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:28,041
We knew you weren't in the van.
350
00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:30,901
At least we didn't have to
look at that annoying baseball cap.
351
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:32,041
Double ouch.
352
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,501
That was Padraic's
annoying baseball cap.
353
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,161
Oh, balls. Padraic!
354
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:38,401
OK, back in the fish van, everyone.
355
00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:43,361
I did it, I finally did it!
356
00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:44,661
What did you do?
357
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:47,081
I set the road on fire!
358
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,421
Yes!
359
00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:52,281
ALL SHOUTING
360
00:20:52,321 --> 00:20:54,341
Come on, you boys in green!
361
00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:57,601
COMMENTARY: Schillaci scores!
362
00:20:57,601 --> 00:21:01,021
Toto Schillaci has undone
Ireland's dream
363
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,841
Schillaci.
364
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,981
Schillaci!!
365
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,361
Here we go.
366
00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:10,721
COMMENTARY: It's the final whistle.
It's all over here in Rome...
367
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,961
..This remarkable journey has
reached its final port...
368
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,201
Cheer up. Who wants a fresh new
Irish headband?
369
00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:18,241
No-one does, Dad, it's done.
370
00:21:18,241 --> 00:21:20,521
But we're a new Ireland now,
371
00:21:20,441 --> 00:21:22,881
free from the shackles
of the old world order.
372
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,201
Shut up, Liam!
You're upsetting everyone.
373
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:31,201
COMMENTARY: A port of sadness,
where ships of defeat
float in a harbour of tears.
374
00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:34,101
Do you need a hand burning those,
Dad?
375
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,881
'The good ship Jack Charlton
sailed into Dublin
376
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,441
'as though they'd won the World Cup.
377
00:21:40,461 --> 00:21:43,581
'Tired, punch-drunk, drink drunk,
378
00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:47,201
'the first national heroes
of the new Ireland.'
379
00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:50,401
JACK CHARLTON: We prepared properly.
We had a little bit of sun.
380
00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:56,641
We ate well.
381
00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:58,061
And we drank very little.
382
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,481
We're going to change that tonight.
383
00:22:03,441 --> 00:22:06,321
'And as proved by Tony Cascarino
himself,
384
00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:08,341
'if you've got enough Irish spirit,
385
00:22:08,341 --> 00:22:10,141
'you don't even need an
Irish Granny!'
386
00:22:13,761 --> 00:22:16,021
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