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Oh, I'm so sorry, Peter.
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He's so excited about what you've
got in those bin bags.
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My fish died, hence the smell.
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Oh, how awful!
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How?
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Pfft, I don't know.
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Aw, I'm terribly sorry.
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Come on, mister.
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Hey, mate. Hey.
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Hey, you, er, you weren't at
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a building supplies place in
Sheepscar yesterday, were you?
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Where? Roseville Road.
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God, no. All day in the office,
sadly.
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Oh, I could have sworn it, was you?
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Certainly looked like a couple of
traffic cops.
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Did you get their numbers?
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No.
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You got some big scoop?
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Might do, yeah.
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Can't say yet, but it'll be a corker
if I can pull it off.
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Nice, good luck.
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Anything I can do to help?
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Actually, if I wanted to check
someone's criminal record,
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but there was nothing on file...
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Well, like who?
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Local businessman, for example?
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I'd lose my job if I did something
like that, sorry.
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Of course, yeah.
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Oh, well, no worries. Have a good
day.
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Miss Greenwood?
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Miss Greenwood?
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Miss Greenwood?
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I am so sorry. Can you repeat that?
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Hope that was a nice daydream you
were having?
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I was just asking, are you happy
with the new after-school rota?
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Absolutely.
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What the hell was in that van?
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Diamonds.
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Diamonds? You didn't want to know,
Danny. Don't give me that.
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What? From where?
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South Africa, I guess. I don't know.
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Trafficked illegally? Well,
obviously, Danny.
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He's hardly likely to just declare
'em to Customs, is he?
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You going to
the car. No, I'm off home now.
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You sold this to me as a piece of
cake.
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We both could have been killed.
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My son could have ended up without
a father.
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I'm sorry.
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We're both in one piece, aren't we?
Safe and sound now.
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What about CCTV? We'll be all over
it.
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Don't worry about that, leave that
to me.
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The issue here, Dan, is we're in
serious shit with Spencer.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Danny! Dan!
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Fuck's sake.
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Find a point of focus and breathe.
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You can leave that there.
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I will go to whatever class I want.
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Fucking creep.
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So, what we do is, put the support
brackets at the bottom,
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here, all the way up, and away you
go, up to the heavens.
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Is it not tricky with the turns?
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Oh, no, love, we do these all the
time
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and I've got you down for this
Saturday, that still good? Yes.
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Right. We'll have you exploring
upstairs,
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before you know it.
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Right then, see you Saturday.
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Thanks very much, I'll see you then.
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Animal Minds, raising
awareness for
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the mental health of pets?
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We are living through an epidemic of
dog depression, apparently.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Who says local journalism is
dead, huh?
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Yeah, all right, don't rub it in.
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Well, how about a real story?
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Cos your Dr Watson has some
brand new information.
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Go on.
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Firstly, this is Colossus Building
Supplies' turnover
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for last year.
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You've seen the place,
it's not that special.
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Bloody hell, that's huge.
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Mm-hm. Wait, no, that's nothing
compared to this.
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Apparently,
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our fictitious Eddie Smallwood has
accounts in the Cayman Islands.
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Even though he's a figment of Robbie
Spencer's imagination?
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Look at all those zeros.
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That would make him the richest man
in Leeds, if he existed.
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Who makes that much money on the
local property development market?
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Feels like this story's a whole lot
bigger than
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a bit of council corruption. Mm-hm.
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Hello!
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Hey! I might have an offer
that you can't refuse.
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What are you kids doing
this weekend?
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Not a lot.
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OK, well,
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I've been offered a two-bedroom
suite at Forefield Hall Spa
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for free.
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Forefield Hall? Mm-hm.
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Are you serious? What? Do you fancy
it?
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Yeah. Wow. I mean,
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I'd need to check with Pete, but I
can't see why not.
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Great. Promise to behave myself.
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Don't do that.
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You let me know when you've spoken
to him.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Great.
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How's it looking?
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Yeah, see?
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Fake number plates, and we're
totally unrecognisable.
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We're good, mate.
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All right, well, then that's me out.
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No, Danny, it doesn't work like
that.
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I've told you, we've got to go and
see him... No... pronto. No.
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You recruited me. You deal with it.
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I want nothing more to do with him.
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Cup of awful dreck?
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Why not, it'll stave off
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the existential angst for ten
minutes.
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Oh, you'll never guess whose place
I was at last night?
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The throuple.
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Oh! So, is it always just the three
of them?
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Well, in the relationship, yeah, but
you know,
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they can play with others.
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They ever ask you?
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Oh, God, yeah, all the time.
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And you've never...?
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No. Have you ever?
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No.
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Why are you asking me these
questions?
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I don't know. I guess I'm just an
old fuddy-duddy,
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trying to figure out how the world
works these days.
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Mm-hm. Well, no, I haven't,
but you know,
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it doesn't mean I wouldn't.
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You only live once, right?
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Hi, Yvonne, how are you?
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Bit of a weird one with your next
class.
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Erm, literally half the class
cancelled, last minute.
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Right. Erm, well, I mean, it looks
like all the school mums
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so, maybe there was an event or
something that I missed.
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That makes sense.
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OK.
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Hi, guys!
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So, we are a little depleted this
week,
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but good news is,
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that just means more one-on-one
attention from me.
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I want to come in this time.
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You can't just rock up, whenever you
feel like it.
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Can't you see I'm genuine, Lena?
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Please, it's time I met him.
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Ethan?
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Ethan...
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..this is Danny.
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Hi.
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I, er... I, er...
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I'm your dad.
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Ah, rude.
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What are you saying?
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I said, you're rubbish at signing.
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Oh. I'd like you to teach me.
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Does that mean I'm going to start
seeing you now?
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Would you like that?
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I guess.
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Mum says you're a policeman.
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That's right.
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Caught any evil criminals?
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Oh, plenty.
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Cool.
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I was hoping you and I could go out
together
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next time I come over.
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Yeah, let's just see how we're
going.
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It's a lot for him to take in.
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I can lip-read, you know?
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Oh, there you are!
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Me and Miss painted a dancer
together all day.
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Oh, I think Miss Greenwood would
like a rest now.
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No, not at all.
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All she talks about is
Miss Greenwood.
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Obsessed, aren't you?
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I haven't seen you, since...
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I just want to say, how sorry I am.
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Thank you.
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Right, come on.
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Bye, Miss Greenwood. Bye.
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Mum! Mum!
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Hello.
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Got picked for the football team.
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Yes, of course you did. Well done.
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Mum? Yeah? What's a whore?
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Olly, who said that to you?
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Mm, they didn't. Just heard.
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OK, well, that's a very
disrespectful word
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that people say about women,
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and you are never to use it. Do you
understand?
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OK.
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Seems like a sweet kid.
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Danny, let's get a few things
clear.
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If you swan in here like some kind
of saviour,
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and then just fuck off again
the moment things get tough,
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you will destroy that boy.
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I'm here now, for good.
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You have my word.
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Fine...
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..so, tell your family.
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Yeah, not now.
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Why not?
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Scared she'll leave you? No, leave
Becka out of it.
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Embarrassed cos of how we met?
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Worried you might lose your job if
your bosses found out?
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I need him in your life properly.
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He has a brother, for Christ's sake.
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Don't you think that they should
meet?
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She's going to find out anyway,
Danny,
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so just get it out in the open.
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I've told you, I need time.
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Look, I've got to go, but...
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..I'll be back next week.
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Take him out for a day, OK?
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OK.
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I mean, where the hell is he picking
up words like that?
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Oh, come on, he didn't know what it
meant.
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Yeah.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm just fed up
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of well-meaning mums telling me how
sorry they are.
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People really need to mind their own
business.
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You know, I've wanted to be a mum
since I was young, Becks.
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What if it doesn't happen?
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You don't know that it won't.
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Did you find it easy?
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We weren't trying, it just sort of
happened.
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I mean, we weren't exactly being
careful.
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You must have been open to
the possibility, then.
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Well, it's more that we were young
and reckless.
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Well, it all worked out OK.
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Yeah.
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I mean, this isn't necessarily the
life that I would have chosen.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there's a world where we'd
still be travelling
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and having wild adventures.
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I know you can't do that forever.
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Sorry, I don't mean to be moaning.
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I have an awful lot to be grateful
for.
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No, don't be daft.
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We always want what we don't have.
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Didn't you think to ask me first?
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I'm asking you now.
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You've already told her we're going.
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OK, so, I'll call her and say,
"Thanks, but no,
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"we don't want to come on a free
luxury spa weekend".
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I just... What?
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..I just feel like we're spending
all our free time with them.
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What is your problem with them?
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I don't have a problem, they're
perfectly nice. It's not...
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Well, good, then get over yourself.
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We'll just go and have a fun weekend.
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Babe, can...
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..can I just say something?
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I feel, I feel like you're a million
miles away from me half the time.
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00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,880
I'm fine.
260
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,200
And we have been through something
really tough.
261
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,040
Yeah, and now we're moving on
from it.
262
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,640
I'm just trying to make you happy.
263
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,440
This will make me happy.
264
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,480
OK, if that's what you want.
265
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,800
As long as it's just,
266
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,480
you know, a normal weekend.
267
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,080
What is that supposed to mean?
268
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,800
Oh, come on, you must have thought
it.
269
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,520
Why don't you just stop worrying?
270
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,200
We'll just go and have a nice time.
271
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,440
Olly, I said turn it off five
minutes ago.
272
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,040
Just one more minute.
273
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,480
Now.
274
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,200
Well, if the stupid controller
worked properly,
275
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240
then I would.
276
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,720
Dad, I hadn't finished.
277
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,080
Do you know how lucky you are
to have all this stuff?
278
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,760
Do you?
279
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,960
There was no need for that.
280
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,400
Doesn't respect me.
281
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,960
Oh, bollocks, he hangs on your every
word.
282
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,000
You've been in a shitty mood since
you got in.
283
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,480
What's going on?
284
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,760
Nothing.
285
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,600
Listen,
286
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,120
you and I are gonna go away
287
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,720
and have a lovely weekend together.
288
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,240
Yeah...
289
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,320
Yeah, all right.
290
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,440
Sh, sh, sh... Danny! Sorry.
291
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,960
Sorry, I thought you saw me.
292
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,480
I thought someone was being attacked.
293
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,440
Yeah, I know, me too.
294
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,760
It's just some foxes mating.
295
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,400
Oh, it's not?
296
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,960
Ugh.
297
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,256
They don't sound like they're
having a very nice time.
298
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,680
No, but who are we to judge?
299
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,400
Exactly, we all do it.
300
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,160
Just not in a bush at two in
the morning.
301
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,240
Hm.
302
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,600
Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow
at the hotel.
303
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,760
What? What are you guys coming?
304
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,720
Wait, did Becka not tell you?
305
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,440
No, no, no... What?
306
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,720
..probably wanted to surprise me.
307
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
Oh.
308
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,160
I hope it's a nice surprise.
309
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,880
Goodnight.
310
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,960
Becka, this place looks incredible.
311
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,640
They gave you all this for free?
312
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,440
Yeah. Amazing, what 30,000 followers
can get you these days.
313
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,520
Whoa!
314
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,400
Didn't know we were friends
with such a VIP.
315
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,600
Oh, hardly. No, I just persuaded
316
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,960
a bunch of yoga mums to cough up
for a weekend here.
317
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,080
Well, here's to the yoga mums
and their disposable income.
318
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,080
Mm-hm, and Danny's mum
for child care.
319
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,760
Oh, I'll definitely drink
to that. Cheers.
320
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,800
Cheers. Cheers.
321
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,680
You have so many followers.
How do you keep on top of it?
322
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,640
I just post a few things here
and there.
323
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,896
I don't even read the comments.
324
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,440
Yeah, but ask her how long she
takes setting up for each shot.
325
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,920
Yeah, OK. Well, the phone is down
this weekend,
326
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,400
and I'm living in the moment... Mm.
327
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,480
..speaking of which, itineraries.
328
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,920
So, Evie and I have a facial at two,
329
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,576
followed by a sauna and steam room.
330
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,600
Oh.
331
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,880
..and you both have massages.
332
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,600
Nice. Oh! Sorry, Pete has a massage?
Mm-hm.
333
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,240
Er, well, first time for
everything.
334
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,280
That's the spirit.
335
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,520
So, which room shall we have?
336
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,000
Ladies' choice.
337
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,200
All right.
338
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,240
All done, and ready for lift off.
339
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,520
Ah, this is gonna be life-changing.
340
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,640
Well, that's what we're here for.
341
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,600
Thank you so much. OK.
342
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,280
So, what's this big story
you're investigating?
343
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,160
Oh, it's pretty boring, really.
344
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,720
You know, I've genuinely never had
a massage before.
345
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,120
Seriously?
346
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,920
You must have.
347
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,560
You and your lovely lady
need to live a little.
348
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,240
As you keep telling me. Mm.
349
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,520
Go on then, enlighten me,
massage king.
350
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,080
Hm-mm, it's simple.
351
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,520
Just be clear if they're being too
rough or too soft,
352
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,000
then just lie back and drift off.
353
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,760
Oh, and get ready to activate
the naked granny card,
354
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,560
if the masseuse is ridiculously hot.
355
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,600
What?
356
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,840
Well, you don't want any
embarrassing-arousal situations
357
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,000
if you're facing upwards.
358
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,720
So, think of the least arousing
thing you can muster,
359
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,240
such as your granny naked.
Ah, come on.
360
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,320
Yeah.
361
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,160
Hi, guys. I'm Mel, this is Siobhan.
362
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,560
So, you're down for the full body
massage today, is that right?
363
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,040
Yeah.
364
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,240
OK.
365
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,480
Looks like you're gonna need
the full granny activation.
366
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,520
Mm.
367
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,520
Oh, I can't believe this is a
freebie.
368
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,880
I'm so glad that we could do this.
It's my way of saying thank you.
369
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,360
For what?
370
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,360
For livening up a very boring
cul-de-sac.
371
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,600
Me? You're the one livening
things up.
372
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,120
I feel very boring.
373
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,280
Right, come on, this, this set up
that you've got with Danny.
374
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,760
I'm fascinated, I've got so many
questions.
375
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,360
What do you want to know?
376
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,400
Do you get jealous, when he's with
another woman?
377
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,640
No, no, it's an act of trust.
378
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,760
We have very open, honest
conversations,
379
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760
and we discuss the rules.
380
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,360
I find it really liberating.
381
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,520
I know that he trusts me,
and I trust him.
382
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,000
It's amazing, wow.
383
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,680
So, if...
384
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,600
If?
385
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,120
If we wanted...
386
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,560
If you wanted to try it yourself?
387
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,160
With us?
388
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Yeah.
389
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:14,080
OK, well, I think the first thing
I would ask is why?
390
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,120
Why you think you might like to?
391
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,600
Because I just...
392
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:29,920
it sounds really fun and exciting
and, well, forbidden.
393
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,480
Yeah.
394
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,240
What about Pete, though?
395
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,240
I get the impression it might not be
his thing.
396
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,080
We've spoken about it. Huh? Mm-hm.
397
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,360
To be honest, I actually think it
could be what we need.
398
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,800
Hm-mm.
399
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,640
Oh! Oh, here they are.
400
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,320
How, was it? How was the massage?
401
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,400
Oh, my God, it was amazing.
402
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,000
What? No way. Yeah.
403
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,200
How many times have I told you
to get one?
404
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800
Mm, well, I'm a new man. I'm all
about the relaxation.
405
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,120
It had absolutely nothing to do
with
406
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,480
the insane hotness of the masseuse.
407
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,600
Ah, I see. Oh! Mmm. Oh, I see.
Well...
408
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,640
Alan?
409
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,160
Alan?
410
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,920
What's all that?
411
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,960
Did you not even notice
the engineer?
412
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440
Well, I've been, I've been caught up
with something.
413
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,960
Yeah, well, it's done.
414
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,720
I can come back upstairs.
415
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,280
Right, well.
416
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,480
That's wonderful news,
Jean, really.
417
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,520
Well, I feel like we've got
something to celebrate,
418
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,440
I've done you something nice,
and, I thought afterwards,
419
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,120
maybe we could go upstairs together.
420
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,680
Well, that sounds very lovely.
It's just, er...
421
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,960
I'm still working.
422
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,760
I've just got to pop out
and see a client.
423
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,016
Do you remember when we used
to live together,
424
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,320
before we were married,
425
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,960
and your mother was furious cos
we were living in sin?
426
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,256
Every day, before you went to work,
427
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,880
you used to leave me
428
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,960
a little note somewhere different
in the house.
429
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,800
It would say I love you or
I miss you.
430
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,840
I can't wait to see you.
431
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,920
I found one of those notes the other
day, in a book.
432
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200
It said, "You're the only one for
me."
433
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,800
I thought you'd be happy for us.
434
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,000
You know, the chance to be able to
share a bed together again.
435
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,200
I am.
436
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,920
I really am, Jean.
437
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,520
Look, I've just got to pop out.
438
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,320
I won't be long. I'll be, I'll be
back soon.
439
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,440
You had no intention of telling me
you'd invited
440
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,080
the neighbours, did you?
441
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,760
I am sure that I told you.
442
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Hm-mm.
443
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:51,560
Becka Whitwell, you are a bad girl.
444
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,840
I know, I know, I'm a fucking
nightmare.
445
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,560
Oh, there he is, ready for action.
446
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:12,520
Why don't we save it for later,
with our friends?
447
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,360
Babe, I told you this before.
448
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,200
I think it's extremely risky.
449
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,480
Our rule is, always...
450
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,160
Yeah, but I've got a good feeling.
451
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,000
It feels different.
452
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,320
Come on, let's just mix things up a
little.
453
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,696
You're making assumptions about
what they want.
454
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,240
Mm-mm, nope, she just explicitly
told me that they're both up for it.
455
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,360
What she actually said that?
456
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,400
Mm-hm.
457
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,080
I don't know about it.
458
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,440
Well, I know how much you want her.
459
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,416
The rules are there, because...
460
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,760
Danny, fuck the rules.
461
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,720
Come on, we're strong enough.
462
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,360
Let's show our friends the ropes.
463
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,480
Where's that wild side?
464
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,680
Mm, mm, OK.
465
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Yeah, I want her,
466
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,480
I really want her.
467
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,440
Mm, do you want him? Mm-hm.
468
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,040
I like the way he looks at me,
469
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,000
when he's trying so hard not
to look at me,
470
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,320
so innocent.
471
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,200
You know I love to corrupt
the innocent. Mm.
472
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,080
We said no friends...
473
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,920
Mm.
474
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,640
..but... Mm.
475
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,800
I could get used to this.
476
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Are you having fun?
477
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Of course.
478
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120
But?
479
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,360
It's all a bit weird.
480
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,080
Oh, come off it, Petey. In what way?
481
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,400
I don't know.
482
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,736
Yes, you do. I know exactly what
you're thinking,
483
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,480
you might as well just say it. OK.
484
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,680
Do you think we've been lured
here to be corrupted?
485
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,560
I think we're both adults,
486
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,040
and I think we can take care
of ourselves.
487
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,680
Mm, nice way to avoid answering
the question.
488
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,720
What if something did happen?
489
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,320
What are you saying?
490
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,560
I'm just asking.
491
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,560
Becka's hot, you haven't got
a pulse if you don't think that.
492
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,560
Well, yeah, duh, of course she is.
493
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,800
I think she likes you.
494
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,400
Don't think I haven't noticed
the way you look at Danny.
495
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,080
Do you find that threatening,
or arousing?
496
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,240
Just for the record, I think it'd be
pretty hot.
497
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,480
What are we even talking about?
498
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,000
This is totally insane.
499
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,480
Yoo-hoo, Alan!
500
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,280
Oh, I think they're away for
the weekend.
501
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,920
They went with that nice couple from
number 49.
502
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Are they a musician? Yes.
503
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,480
No. Yes. Yes.
504
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,680
No? Yes! No.
505
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,400
Oh, yeah, you're right.
506
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,280
Yes? Yes. You have to know.
507
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,200
OK, am I alive?
508
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,560
No. Oh!
509
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,600
You've got to drink.
510
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,840
Yeah, mmm.
511
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,600
Argh.
512
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,080
Oh, is it David Bowie? No.
513
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,320
Erm... No, drink...
514
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,280
sorry.
515
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,760
Right. Oh, is it Prince?
Is it Prince?
516
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800
No.
517
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,440
I'm going to be wasted before
I get this.
518
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,120
You already are.
519
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,320
Oh, sh...
520
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,520
Dammit.
521
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,720
I'll get it. Try.
522
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,080
OK, I'll get the window.
523
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,360
Yeah, get the window.
524
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,480
Someone get it. Turn off the music.
525
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,520
Oh, God.
526
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,040
Everything OK, sir?
527
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,880
Yeah, fine, fine. Yeah,
yeah, my, er,
528
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,320
my, my wife lit a candle,
but it's out now.
529
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,800
Yes, sorry. Really sorry.
530
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,856
Can we just remind guests,
531
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,600
it's a strictly no-smoking
establishment?
532
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,000
Of course. Yes. Yeah, yeah,
absolutely, yeah.
533
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,400
Good evening, sir. Yeah, yeah.
534
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Whoops.
535
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,800
Oh, that's bad!
536
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Who even was I?
537
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,120
Oh, my God. Pete! Pete!
538
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,680
Seriously, who? Really?
539
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,800
George Michael.
540
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,360
Oh, dear.
541
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,520
I like George Michael as well.
542
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,200
Mm.
543
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,320
Thank you.
544
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,680
Come here.
545
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,240
Wait, wait, wait.
546
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,000
I really want this, I'm just...
547
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,800
..suddenly, really nervous.
548
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,840
Why don't I go first, then?
549
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,600
Take a good look...
550
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,960
..you're allowed.
551
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,960
I want you.
552
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,160
I really want you.
553
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,480
I can't, I just...
554
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,160
I can't.
555
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,600
I'm sorry.
556
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,240
Shit! What?
557
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,800
Shit, I think the condom broke.
558
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,720
Don't worry, I'm on the pill, so...
559
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,640
You sure? ..Just don't stop.
560
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,160
Argh!
561
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,360
Argh!
562
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,720
Oh, my God.
563
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,240
Argh!
564
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,000
I shouldn't have done that.
565
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,680
I told you, it's fine.
566
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,800
Are you absolutely sure?
567
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,480
Yeah.
568
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Hm.
569
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,440
Come here.
570
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,720
Mm, mm.
571
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,840
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