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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:49,309 Whoo! 2 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,728 One, two, three! 3 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:42,841 Toss me a beer! 4 00:01:43,058 --> 00:01:44,582 Beer distributor is closed. Sorry! 5 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:45,756 - Bye! - Come on, 6 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:47,106 give us something! 7 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,934 I'll give you something! 8 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:50,631 - Whoo! - Yeah! 9 00:01:50,805 --> 00:01:52,261 - Yeah! - Whoo, whoo, whoo! 10 00:01:52,285 --> 00:01:53,721 - Hey! - Whoo, whoo, whoo! 11 00:01:53,895 --> 00:01:55,046 That was my bathing suit! 12 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:56,855 I love you, bitches! 13 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:59,597 And one day, we're taking over the world. 14 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,468 - Yeah, we are! Get over here. - Whoo! 15 00:02:02,817 --> 00:02:04,143 Come here, come here, come here, come here... 16 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:20,183 Your ta-ta's look different than my mom's. 17 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,102 Whose are nicer? 18 00:02:27,407 --> 00:02:30,497 I wanna watch Lalaloopsy, and you're in my seat. 19 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:31,803 Shh, honey bunny. 20 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,544 Mom! 21 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,807 Aunt Wren is sleeping on the couch again, 22 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,070 and I wanna watch Lalaloopsy! 23 00:02:38,244 --> 00:02:39,550 That's loud, babe. 24 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:42,074 Let's turn the volume down to, like, a two. 25 00:02:43,423 --> 00:02:44,598 - Coffee? - Yeah. 26 00:02:44,772 --> 00:02:45,904 Fix your boob. Come with me. 27 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,384 What? Crap. 28 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,081 - No. - No? 29 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:51,388 I mean, shit. 30 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:53,693 Poopy? 31 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,741 Crap. 32 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:59,787 - Crap, crap, crap, crap... - Stop. Stop. Stop. 33 00:02:59,961 --> 00:03:01,963 - Crap, crap, crap, crap... - Rough night? 34 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,269 I think so. 35 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:04,879 Maybe, yeah. 36 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:07,771 You know, you gotta stop using this place 37 00:03:07,795 --> 00:03:09,580 as your crash pad. 38 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,514 I don't want my daughter remembering this in ten years 39 00:03:11,538 --> 00:03:13,323 and getting inspired to "pull a Wren." 40 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,629 God. 41 00:03:15,803 --> 00:03:17,718 I'd take back my spare key, 42 00:03:17,892 --> 00:03:19,914 but you'd probably just start using the doggie door again. 43 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,419 So, what are we doing today? 44 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:25,204 Probably something with beans. 45 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,293 Did you just say "beans"? 46 00:03:27,467 --> 00:03:28,599 Yeah, I did. 47 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,035 Corey's really into beans. 48 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,993 She likes to, like, sort them 49 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:33,560 into little piles, you know? 50 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:35,649 Sometimes she'll make, like, big piles. 51 00:03:35,823 --> 00:03:38,739 Recently, she's been making shapes with the beans, 52 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,873 which is really exciting, so it's a big win for us. 53 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,441 So she's gonna sort beans while I sit next to her 54 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,181 and sleep with my eyes open. 55 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,357 Kinda like... 56 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,490 like that. You know what I mean? 57 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,316 Does it look like I'm paying attention? 58 00:03:57,932 --> 00:04:00,152 I was waiting for the punchline. 59 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:01,651 That's, that's a real thing that's happening? 60 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,024 I can't get her off of it. 61 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:04,722 It's all day. 62 00:04:10,945 --> 00:04:12,120 Where is my phone? 63 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,428 You are exposing your crotch to my child again. 64 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:17,648 - This is so great. - No. Got it! 65 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,868 Thank you for the hospitality. 66 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:23,218 Yeah, it's been a lovely morning. Thank you. 67 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,437 Where's the other one? 68 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,257 Yeah, you know what, 69 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,005 keep it. 70 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:29,529 - Okay. - Bye! 71 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,752 I am so over her drama. 72 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:35,926 Yeah. 73 00:04:37,232 --> 00:04:38,799 You're exercising again. 74 00:04:38,973 --> 00:04:40,975 So fun. 75 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,027 So when's the big race? 76 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,724 It's called a marathon. 77 00:04:50,898 --> 00:04:52,944 I know. I did one, remember? 78 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,642 - The scoliosis thing? - Yeah. 79 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:57,557 That was a 5K, and you didn't even finish. 80 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,430 - What's the diff? - Like, 21 miles. 81 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,910 Holy shit. You're doing 21 miles? 82 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:05,173 Twenty-six-point-two, baby! 83 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,785 Why? Why would you do that? That's, that's... 84 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,656 That's, like, torture. Why? 85 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,484 You wanna jog with me for a little while? 86 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,008 No, I'm a smoker. 87 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:15,619 What about later? 88 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,969 Dinner, drinks, maybe a little heart-to-heart? 89 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,783 I'm not drinking until after the marathon. 90 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,775 You know that, okay? And I'm not eating after seven. 91 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,733 Intermittent... You get it. I'll, I'll call you, okay? 92 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,280 Listen, I gotta go. 93 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:27,514 - You're not coming with me? - No! 94 00:05:27,587 --> 00:05:28,936 - You sure? - No. 95 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:31,025 - I'll race you. All right. - No. 96 00:05:31,591 --> 00:05:33,332 Bye! Love you! 97 00:05:33,506 --> 00:05:34,986 So much love. 98 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,344 - Hey! - Hey! 99 00:05:45,518 --> 00:05:47,433 Hey, Beau. Say hi to your Aunt Wren. 100 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,088 I'm just kidding. He can't speak. 101 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,960 Well, hello. I didn't know you were coming. 102 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,919 No, I didn't. 103 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,462 I didn't know that Mama was bringing 104 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,357 the little smelly felly. 105 00:05:58,531 --> 00:05:59,967 Why else would I be here? 106 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:01,981 You know I fuckin' hate grass. 107 00:06:02,143 --> 00:06:04,276 To buy drugs off of scabby teenagers? 108 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:07,410 I'm just kidding. Unless you want to. 109 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,412 I could just mosey over there and ask them. 110 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,152 They look sketchy A.F. 111 00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:13,807 Seriously. Those guys definitely have narcotics. 112 00:06:13,981 --> 00:06:15,374 You know what? 113 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:16,984 They think that I'm his babysitter. 114 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,248 Yeah. I just look too young to be a mom. 115 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,103 Since when do babysitters wear power suits? 116 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:23,251 They both wanna fuck me. 117 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,036 Isn't that hilarious? 118 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,796 It's 'cause I look like a young Elle Fanning. 119 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,518 It happens all the time. 120 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,433 Anyway, um, what's up? 121 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:35,046 I don't know. I mean, 122 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,220 I just feel like you guys are so busy all the time. 123 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,224 - No, not in front of the kids. - What? 124 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,314 I miss you guys, you know? 125 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,359 I miss hanging out. 126 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:45,859 - The anticipation of the weekend... 127 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,362 I gotta take this call. 128 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,937 - Can you just take him? - What? No. 129 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:50,627 - Yeah, just, just take him. - No. 130 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,300 - I gotta get this. - No. This is not safe... 131 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,413 - Wait. My God. - For me or him. 132 00:06:54,587 --> 00:06:56,328 I forgot the bottle. 133 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:57,958 - Gosh. - You'll be fine. You'll be fine. 134 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,853 Just sing to him or something. 135 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,267 Irish car bomb, laddy! 136 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,622 Ooh! Make it two. 137 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,457 Shit. Shit. 138 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:41,895 Freshen me up! 139 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,462 That's what my nana used to say 140 00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:45,005 when she wanted to order another highball. 141 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,683 You've had enough. You're cut off. 142 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,661 Whatever. I don't need you. There's other bars. 143 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,565 Hold up. You still got a tab to pay. 144 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,210 "You got a tab to pay." 145 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,734 You're not the dad of me. 146 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,431 You give me the money now. 147 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:57,974 What are you gonna do about it? 148 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:00,523 I'm out of here, bro. 149 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:04,570 - Syke! - Hey! Wait! 150 00:08:11,664 --> 00:08:14,362 The last time I was here, I was with my friends. 151 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,322 Now, I'm all alone. 152 00:08:18,192 --> 00:08:19,367 All alone. 153 00:08:20,368 --> 00:08:21,500 - All alone. - Are they... 154 00:08:21,674 --> 00:08:23,981 Are they serving breakfast yet? 155 00:08:26,374 --> 00:08:27,898 They just moved on. 156 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:31,379 I mean, it's like a betrayal, really. 157 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,295 Double time, cappy. 158 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:36,123 And march. 159 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:38,822 I mean, why does it have to change? 160 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,693 Why does everything have to change? 161 00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:42,826 Everyone's changed, changed, changed, 162 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,741 and they're just all okay with it. 163 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,675 I'm not okay with it. 164 00:08:46,699 --> 00:08:48,440 Pepper, you made bail. 165 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,584 I was framed. 166 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,156 So, thank you. 167 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,333 - Dude, what the fuck? - I know. I'm sorry. 168 00:09:12,507 --> 00:09:14,031 Why would you attack a bartender? 169 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,294 You love bartenders. They control the fuckin' liquor! 170 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,688 Yeah, with an iron fist. 171 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,431 Why are you still wearing my Crocs? 172 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,613 Fuck. 173 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:37,184 - Really? - Sorry. 174 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,545 What is going on with you? I already have a kid. 175 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,808 I do not want another kid. 176 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,244 I'm not a kid. 177 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,159 They don't put kids in the slammer. 178 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,552 That's like the one place that's left for adults only. 179 00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:00,120 Jesus, Wren. I can't just bail you out of jail 180 00:10:00,294 --> 00:10:01,905 or, or rescue you, or be your wingman 181 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,950 every time you wanna go out and get fucked up! 182 00:10:04,124 --> 00:10:05,952 Okay? I have responsibilities! 183 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,606 My God. I can't believe 184 00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:09,105 that you are turning me into this person. 185 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:10,391 This person sucks! 186 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,587 You know what? Maybe we should just cancel 187 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,131 this birthday thing tomorrow because... 188 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,527 - What? No! - I have to sleep. 189 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,660 Really? 190 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,550 What couldn't wait? I've been gone a half an hour. 191 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:20,837 You can't do this by yourself? 192 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,231 She what? 193 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,103 With a cucumber? 194 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,322 Why was it out? 195 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,674 I am coming! 196 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,285 Jesus! God! 197 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,461 I'm about to abandon all you motherfuckers! 198 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,158 Holy crap! 199 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:40,117 Look at me. Look at me right now. 200 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,510 I am tired. 201 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:43,947 Do you understand that? 202 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,558 To the very marrow of my bones. 203 00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:48,691 It is in my soul. 204 00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,128 Can you even understand that... 205 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,825 level of fatigue? 206 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:54,609 Get the fuck out of my car! 207 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,003 Get out! 208 00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:58,981 I just wanna remind you, it's my birthday tomorrow, so... 209 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,528 Technically, it's right now 210 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,245 'cause it's after midnight, so it's my birthday... 211 00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,097 I'm not wishing you a happy birthday, 212 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:05,684 - if that's what you want right now. - You'll do it tomorrow. 213 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,057 Love you. 214 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,450 Fuck! 215 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,359 Hey, Corey. 216 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,361 - Hey. - What are you doing? 217 00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,537 - Happy birthday! - Hi! 218 00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,452 My God. You look hot! 219 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:41,804 Thank you! You look... 220 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,763 Um... 221 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:47,461 - kind. - Thanks. 222 00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,464 - Aw. - So, um, 223 00:12:50,638 --> 00:12:51,877 where are we going tonight? 224 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,077 - Happy, happy! - Hey! 225 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,775 Hi. Sorry we're late. Someone had a meltdown. 226 00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,604 Your kids are here. 227 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,779 Good. 228 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:04,261 Are we having food? Let's do this. 229 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,748 Sorry, our sitter canceled. She had to go to... 230 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,707 The Fray concert or something. 231 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,929 Well, somebody forgot to call ours. It wasn't me. 232 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,975 It was Nick. Nick is the one who forgot. 233 00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:25,630 I did. Yeah. Everything's my fault. 234 00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:28,676 - Could you act sorry? - What is the big deal? 235 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,698 It's not like we're at a restaurant or something. 236 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:36,989 Another cocktail? 237 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,298 Wren? 238 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,563 Wren, another cocktail? 239 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,303 Yes. 240 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,004 He had one job. 241 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,615 He's at home all day writing a book. 242 00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:57,488 More like stroking his balls. 243 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,185 I mean, there's no hair left. 244 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:00,883 You want some...? 245 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,710 Not even one glass? You're so disciplined. 246 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,408 Remember when you used to eat 247 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,801 chocolate covered pretzels dipped in butter? 248 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,455 I do remember that. 249 00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:09,955 Remember when your asshole brother said 250 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,217 that I looked like a big toe... 251 00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:24,122 Hey. 252 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,692 Remember when we used to spend time together 253 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,956 instead of alleging to be collapsing from exhaustion 254 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,740 or swamped with work 255 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,091 or "a small child's life depends on you"? I mean... 256 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,920 I think we're doing pretty good despite those "claims" of ours. 257 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,879 Guys, we don't see each other. 258 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:42,620 We don't even hang out anymore. 259 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,927 We, we, we... we're barely ever together as a group. 260 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,798 Yeah. Well, that's how it goes. 261 00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,626 - I mean, that's life. - You act like 262 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,802 - you have no control over it. - Control over what? 263 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,848 Getting older. We don't. We die or we age. Two options. 264 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,502 Fighting is an option. 265 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:57,678 Not the aging thing, but you can fight changing. 266 00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:01,334 No. You can absolutely fight aging, and win. 267 00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:03,989 What happened to us? Right? What, what, what, what... 268 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,339 What happened to us? We used to be a thing, 269 00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:08,428 like a moving unit. 270 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,430 Sorry, what are we talking about? 271 00:15:10,604 --> 00:15:12,258 Bitch, drop the damn phone. 272 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,609 Look at us. Look at this. 273 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,103 What has happened here between us? 274 00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:18,632 There's nothing. W-where's the chemistry? 275 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,397 Where's the, like... 276 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,418 It's my birthday, and you're not even talking to me. 277 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,531 I mean, can we, can we just, like, focus a little bit 278 00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:26,881 and, and not just, like, run through the motions? 279 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,973 I feel like we need to rebel against this generic death march 280 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,820 - that the rest of society stumbles down. - "Generic death march." 281 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:36,413 Like the work, marry, kids, menopause, die. 282 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,546 A-are we kidding? Why am I the only one freaking out over this? 283 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,000 Maybe 'cause it's your birthday? 284 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,506 - What? - Is that what it is? 285 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247 - You're very single. - And lonely? 286 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,075 What? No, that's not why I'm freaking... 287 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,077 Okay, I'm just gonna say it, all right? 288 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,515 I am just going to say it. There is no life in our lives. 289 00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,996 Remember, we had all these plans? 290 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998 We were gonna take over the world, right? 291 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,957 Jill, I mean, you just forgot, and now I am reminding you, 292 00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:00,872 so it's all... Jill, seriously. 293 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:02,526 Wren, we didn't forget. 294 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,310 We were just teenagers when we said that. 295 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:05,844 Kids, can you please 296 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,270 just keep it quiet over there? 297 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,030 Teenagers say that shit, and then we grow up. 298 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,751 Are you implying that I didn't? 299 00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:12,425 No, you're putting words in my mouth right there. 300 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,190 Why don't you chill with the temper tantrum? 301 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,124 - Yeah, you're fine. - I mean, maybe you just got 302 00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:17,889 a little stuck after high school. 303 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,805 Stuck? Stuck? 304 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,329 I did not peak in high school! 305 00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,419 I am in my pri... Goddamn it, Jill! 306 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,248 Mommy! 307 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,793 - Jesus Christ! - My God, Wren! 308 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,471 My God, Wren! What are you doing? 309 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,995 What happened? Is he bleeding? 310 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,999 - Wren, what are you doing? - My God. 311 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,356 - Are you crazy? - I have cancer! 312 00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,535 I'm so sorry! 313 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,450 What? What? 314 00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:58,756 - No! - My God. 315 00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:10,376 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity-fuck sticks! 316 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,717 Thanks for coming in today. 317 00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,482 - Receipt is in the bag. - Okay. 318 00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,571 Thank you so much. 319 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,749 Good to... Good to see you. 320 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,624 Did you see that lady over there? 321 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,626 The one that was breastfeeding? 322 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,106 Yes. It's disgusting. 323 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,890 No. 324 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,457 Yeah, that's not the... 325 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,285 Anyway, um, 326 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:54,159 back in high school, she was crazy. 327 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:58,511 I'm talking sex, drugs, shoplifting, carjacking. 328 00:17:58,685 --> 00:17:59,860 She was my hero. 329 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,269 What were you like in high school? 330 00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:06,215 Did you run around and tear shit up? 331 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,521 I had my moments. I, 332 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,394 I enjoyed creating comic books. 333 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,874 Okay, yeah. So you get it. Sort of. 334 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:16,573 Um... 335 00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:22,318 What's the... the worst lie that you've ever told? 336 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,843 I don't lie. It's a sign of weakness. 337 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,541 Okay. Well, um... 338 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,762 Would you be mad if somebody implied 339 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,329 that you peaked in high school? 340 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,636 - I was homeschooled. - That makes sense. 341 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,421 Thank you. 342 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,814 But... but, no, no. No, I would not be mad. 343 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:44,253 I mean, 98.9% of the people are, are, are sheep. 344 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,603 Their opinions are meaningless. 345 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,344 Okay. Well, 346 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,172 let's just say you did care, right? 347 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,304 And it caused you to do something crazy, 348 00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:54,959 some might even say unforgivable, 349 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,613 in the heat of the moment. 350 00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,312 You couldn't be held responsible for that, right? 351 00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:03,446 Because you were provoked, right? 352 00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:07,145 I've lost interest in this conversation. 353 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,451 Excuse me. 354 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,240 Hey, Malcolm. 355 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,068 - What's up? - My guy. 356 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,157 - Who are you? - We're Wren's friends. 357 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,854 - We've met you numerous times. - Really? 358 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:22,856 We're here to steal Wren. 359 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,555 Is that okay? We don't wanna take up any of her sick days. 360 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:27,905 Why are you whispering? 361 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,256 Um, we're trying to be respectful... 362 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,954 - Yeah. - Because of cancer. 363 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,655 You guys have cancer? 364 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,047 - No. - Not the three of us. 365 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,310 - No, - Wren. 366 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,312 W-wren has cancer? 367 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,490 - You... you didn't know? - No, I didn't... Wren? 368 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,882 My God. Wren. 369 00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:50,449 Is she cleaning 370 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,973 - the floors? - Should she do that? 371 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:56,107 Wh... Well, what are you... 372 00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:58,022 - What are you doing about it? - Me? 373 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,980 You, her, whoever. 374 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,940 We're taking her to a... 375 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,421 - a pool and spa. - Yeah. 376 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,685 Well, well, will that help? 377 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,124 They offer a treatment called, um... 378 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,605 "Healing Hands". 379 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,086 - I've heard of that, I think. - Have you? 380 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,697 - That... - Yeah, but... 381 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,481 Wren's used up all her personal days 382 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,702 - and her sick days, plus four. - Plus four? 383 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,182 Well, I suppose I could disregard 384 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,576 all the tenants of honor and personal accountability 385 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,404 I hold my life to and, 386 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:34,101 and let this slide, but... 387 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,712 - Right. - Okay, yes. 388 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,670 Go immediately or I'll change my mind. 389 00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:39,518 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 390 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,152 - Thank you! - Bye. 391 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,373 Thank you. 392 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,897 Jesus. That sucks. 393 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,594 Now I'm gonna have to train a newbie. 394 00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:49,769 She's stealing. 395 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,395 What the heck's going on with the footwear? 396 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,354 I told you already. Nobody looks at my feet, okay? 397 00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:10,703 I have gorgeous feet. 398 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,968 So, Wren. We should... We should talk. 399 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,666 Yeah, there are things that we need to know. 400 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,277 Yeah, like what kind of cancer do you have? 401 00:21:21,235 --> 00:21:23,194 - Tonsil. - What? 402 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,415 Yeah, um, throat. Tonsil cancer. 403 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:27,981 From smoking. 404 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:29,679 Yeah, that, that... 405 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,811 that would be the most logical assumption. 406 00:21:31,985 --> 00:21:35,424 That might not be so bad because the tonsils are actually very small. 407 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,251 Yeah, exactly. 408 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,266 They could probably just chop it off, you know? 409 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,126 We also need to say 410 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,867 that we feel incredibly shitty 411 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,881 about the way things went down the other night. 412 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:48,437 About that. 413 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,833 Guys. I, Thank you. 414 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:58,360 You guys, 415 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:02,015 look, this is really nice, but... 416 00:22:04,496 --> 00:22:06,237 Is that okay to do 417 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:07,562 - with your tonsils? - Ooh, yeah. 418 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:09,153 There's something that I... 419 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,574 - really need to admit to you. - It's fine. 420 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,377 You missed Dale's eye by, like, a solid inch. 421 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,770 - No. - No one was fatally hurt. 422 00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:20,599 Does he now jump when he hears loud noises? Yeah. 423 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,471 Is there a twitch? Also, yeah. 424 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,169 But nothing that, time and therapy won't help. 425 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:28,433 And Nick wanted Dale to toughen up a little bit. 426 00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:31,262 We wouldn't have done it by chucking a phone at his head, 427 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,438 but whatever works. 428 00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:35,155 Yeah. I should've known something was wrong 429 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,485 from the way you were acting. 430 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,704 You kinda freaked us out, to be honest. 431 00:22:38,878 --> 00:22:41,881 We were, like, what kind of adult woman acts like that? 432 00:22:42,055 --> 00:22:44,101 - Yeah. - But now it all makes sense. 433 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,103 And you were right. We should see each other 434 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,322 - more often, and we will. - Yeah. 435 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,804 - We will? - Heck, yeah. 436 00:22:52,544 --> 00:22:55,155 I mean, you're single, so we're kind of all you have. 437 00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:57,331 My God. Shut up! 438 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,551 - What? - Just stop talking. 439 00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:02,075 Wren, friendship is important. 440 00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:03,425 That's the point, okay? 441 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,383 We all need to make time for that. 442 00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:07,397 Especially now. We're gonna be here by your side 443 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,605 - through all of this. - Right. Friends till the end. 444 00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:12,366 Not that you're gonna die soon. 445 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,044 Jill! Shh! 446 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,306 "shh" to you! 447 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,787 Shh! Shh! Shh! 448 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:20,790 Anyway, Laurel found a cancer support group, 449 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,835 so she's gonna take you there tonight. 450 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:25,447 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't do that. 451 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,021 - Sure you can. - A hundred percent. 452 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,320 Guys, that's not spending time together. 453 00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,298 That's spending time with strangers, and you know what? 454 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,150 Who likes talking to strangers? 455 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,935 Besides, this... 456 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,285 This... 457 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,853 this is the only support I can handle right now. 458 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:46,424 Go, fucker! You dildo-popping son-of-a-clit mother... 459 00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:47,643 Jesus! 460 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:52,169 Zen. I've been doing yoga, but this is why... 461 00:23:53,213 --> 00:23:55,999 I hate driving. Next time, we'll take our bikes. 462 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,871 That way it's easier to get physical when someone pisses you off. 463 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,526 I don't have a bike. 464 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,354 Well, then, you don't have a future. 465 00:24:03,528 --> 00:24:05,332 At least not one without insulin. Are you kidding? 466 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,271 You-you wanna say goodbye to your fuckin' toes? 467 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,274 - No. - I'll give you one of mine. 468 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:11,841 Bikes, not toes. 469 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,539 I have four, okay? Their terrain-specific, 470 00:24:14,713 --> 00:24:17,803 super grippy on the handles, you know? Vroom, vroom. 471 00:24:17,977 --> 00:24:20,719 Those bad boys will get you to and from, 472 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:21,981 that's for sure. 473 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,160 How did you even find out about this place anyway? 474 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,857 This chick at my gym. Her brother has cancer, 475 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,728 and she says he likes these meetings. 476 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,576 She says it's like a potluck, you know? 477 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,037 BYOC. I know 478 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,821 you are fucking kidding me. 479 00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:39,042 Here we are! 480 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,525 Okay. 481 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,140 - I guess I'll go in now. - Go ahead. 482 00:24:46,179 --> 00:24:48,007 I'm just gonna wait here the whole time. 483 00:24:48,181 --> 00:24:49,313 I'll park and run laps. 484 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:50,706 I'm good, actually. I can... 485 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,011 I can Uber back later. 486 00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:53,578 No, I wanna be here for you. 487 00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:55,469 - I'm here for you. - You're here right now. 488 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,992 - Thank you so much. - I will be here forever. 489 00:24:57,016 --> 00:24:58,365 Wha... 490 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,237 Like, I'm gonna watch you walk in, 491 00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,128 and I'm gonna be here when you... when you come out. 492 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,782 It's like the first day of school. Fun, right? 493 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,242 I'm like... I'm like your mom. 494 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,216 - I just won't leave. - Or I could Uber later. 495 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:08,961 - No. - I'll be good. You don't have to wait. 496 00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,484 - I'm good. - No, no, no. I'm your Uber. 497 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:11,703 I'm your Postmates. I'm your Tinder. 498 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:13,946 Okay. All right. 499 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,687 - Have fun. - All right. Thank you. 500 00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,994 C-A-N-C-E-R! 501 00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:22,955 I'm just trying to be supportive. 502 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:55,945 You okay? 503 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,426 Do we have to participate? 504 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,560 What, you mean, like, talk and shit? 505 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,129 Nah, nah, nah. It's not like that. 506 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,044 Chill. 507 00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:10,046 Seriously, you'll be fine. 508 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,048 This is the easy part. 509 00:26:12,657 --> 00:26:14,833 Why? What happens later? 510 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,246 No, I'm saying this part's a breeze, you know what I mean, 511 00:26:17,270 --> 00:26:18,663 compared to the rest of it. 512 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,277 Quick question. 513 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:27,716 Have you ever told, like, a massive lie 514 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,490 that you can't really... 515 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,939 Well, aren't you fetching. 516 00:26:34,113 --> 00:26:36,899 Well, thank you, thank you, thank you. 517 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:39,641 You're pretty fetching yourself.. 518 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,380 What? 519 00:26:42,295 --> 00:26:44,471 Hello, everyone. Welcome. 520 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,169 Let's get started with a prayer. 521 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:51,957 Heavenly Father, we gather today to thank you for your great love 522 00:26:52,131 --> 00:26:54,307 and blessings over our lives. 523 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:57,963 Were you hitting on me in a cancer support group? 524 00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:00,697 - With our illnesses and we ask you... - What if I was? 525 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,596 For your guidance so that we might walk fully 526 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:05,710 - in your blessedness... - Isn't that against the rules? 527 00:27:05,884 --> 00:27:07,364 They did it in Fight Club. 528 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,672 To hear your voice and make us strong by your... 529 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,917 - Leo, what up? - What's up, man? 530 00:27:26,992 --> 00:27:29,432 Good to see you, Derek. By the way, this is Wren. 531 00:27:29,603 --> 00:27:31,605 - She's new. - Hi. 532 00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,217 Hello. Hi. 533 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:39,135 Man, you are really nailing the whole charisma thing. 534 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:43,313 Strong, firm handshake, super intense eyes. 535 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,315 You're like the Tom Cruise of cancer. 536 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,447 Tom Crancer. 537 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,364 What kind of cancer do you have? 538 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:57,893 It's primarily in the tonsil arena, and... 539 00:27:58,067 --> 00:28:01,548 but it-it has wandered into the, throat-al, 540 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,290 um, region, as well. 541 00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:05,857 Yeah, that one can be tough. 542 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:07,685 Yeah. Wait, what? As... 543 00:28:07,859 --> 00:28:09,707 What do... what do you mean? Is there a lot of symptoms, 544 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:13,038 or, um, are they visible... Hair loss? 545 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,345 I don't know any specifics. 546 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,260 You should talk to your doctor about that. 547 00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:20,611 It's such a pleasure meeting you, Wren. 548 00:28:20,785 --> 00:28:22,352 Okay. 549 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:31,143 Well, this was, yeah. 550 00:28:31,317 --> 00:28:34,407 It was very insightful, and, um, healing, 551 00:28:34,581 --> 00:28:39,021 and, um, beneficial, and just so, so wonderful. 552 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,764 Thank you for the, general wellness. 553 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:57,387 Is it weird to pick someone up at a cancer support group? 554 00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,650 Yeah. A hundred percent. 555 00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:02,784 What about Fight Club? 556 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,568 I totally forgot about Fight Club. 557 00:29:11,923 --> 00:29:15,057 - We should watch that later. - We totally should. 558 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,801 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes... 559 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,020 working jobs we hate 560 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,781 - so we can buy shit we don't need.-. 561 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,328 First rule of Fight Club is 562 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,373 you do not talk about... 563 00:29:27,547 --> 00:29:29,549 Hey! 564 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,600 - Hey. - We're here! 565 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:38,820 What, what... What are you guys doing? 566 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,822 We are here to fix you, okay? 567 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,693 - We got sitters. - You did? 568 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:44,390 How are you feeling? Any better? 569 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:45,914 - Um... - Have you, um... 570 00:29:47,132 --> 00:29:50,179 Have you discharged any vomit... 571 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:52,442 - What is...? - Or anything yet? 572 00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:55,314 - Chips? - Um, what is she doing? 573 00:29:55,488 --> 00:29:57,229 What, what... what are you doing? 574 00:29:57,403 --> 00:29:59,884 I mean, "You cannot heal your body" 575 00:30:00,058 --> 00:30:02,191 if you insist on fueling it with garbage." 576 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,367 You gotta read the book. 577 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:09,415 You know what? I've got a... a really cool idea. 578 00:30:09,589 --> 00:30:11,635 So, I, um... 579 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:15,204 I ran into this, doctor at the hospital 580 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:19,425 that told me about all these natural healing techniques 581 00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:22,124 that we could try, and, um, 582 00:30:23,342 --> 00:30:25,388 one of them is a healing circle. 583 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,259 We-we sit in a circle, 584 00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:29,435 and then when we're there, 585 00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:32,264 you guys think healing thoughts, right? 586 00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,832 You would think them, and then you would just beam them... 587 00:30:35,006 --> 00:30:37,574 - Whoa. - Um, kinda, like, at me, 588 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:40,838 sort of like a little, little love missiles. 589 00:30:41,012 --> 00:30:42,132 And then it turns 590 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,580 into healing. 591 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:44,842 It-it, like, heals. 592 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,846 It's the mind. It's, like, the, the most... 593 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,761 - Science of the mind. - Yeah. 594 00:30:50,935 --> 00:30:53,242 - It's the most natural... - It's very powerful stuff. 595 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,113 Exactly. 596 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,594 We have the ability to heal ourselves from within. 597 00:30:57,768 --> 00:31:00,597 - Sure, yeah. - So how about... 598 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,904 Maybe you could just... 599 00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:05,012 stop touching my stuff, then we can call Laurel 600 00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:08,518 and tell her to come over, and, you know... 601 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:11,042 We can do this, make it a... make it a thing. 602 00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:13,697 - What do you think? - Shoot you with love? 603 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,220 Yeah. 604 00:31:15,394 --> 00:31:17,440 I haven't read any of that in this kind of... 605 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,374 It's not in that book. It's an, um, it's a... 606 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,072 it's a book that they have at the hospital. 607 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,638 What's it called? I'd like to pick it up. 608 00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,795 - I could just order it. Amazon. - Um... 609 00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:26,971 - Yeah, right now. - It's called The Circle of Life. 610 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,626 Circle... It sounds familiar. 611 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,934 Circle of Life... By Marianne Williamson? 612 00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,152 Probably. 613 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,434 Was it on the Oprah list? 614 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:36,807 It might have been. Um, 615 00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:38,504 but why don't we just call Laurel 616 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:41,333 and-and get her to come over here and try it, all right? 617 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,727 And are we clothed? 618 00:32:01,614 --> 00:32:03,834 We... we, we could do something else. 619 00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:06,924 Is there anything that, um, that they suggested 620 00:32:07,098 --> 00:32:09,187 to help the healing... 621 00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:11,581 along? 622 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:12,886 - Something... - Yes. 623 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:17,369 Patients, um, with social support 624 00:32:17,543 --> 00:32:20,503 tend to feel less anxious, depressed, 625 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:23,158 and have a better quality of life. 626 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,294 So the point is, basically, 627 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,689 that having you guys around me a lot 628 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,647 is so important to me... 629 00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:37,868 to my life... quality. 630 00:32:38,912 --> 00:32:39,912 And... 631 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,046 But there are other techniques. 632 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:45,789 Um, such as massages, 633 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,835 day drinking, maybe a carnival, vacations. 634 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,924 General spirit-lifters. 635 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,404 "Vacations"? Plural? 636 00:32:52,578 --> 00:32:54,537 Vacations meaning sunshine. 637 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:55,711 - Right? - Okay. 638 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:56,930 - Because... - Yeah. 639 00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:58,802 The sun has Vitamin D, right? 640 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,457 And, um, the exposure of D 641 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,285 has several benefits, like, 642 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:06,070 it synthesizes the white blood cells... 643 00:33:06,244 --> 00:33:08,420 - Right. - Which is good 644 00:33:08,594 --> 00:33:10,031 because it also prevents... 645 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,381 "ricket." 646 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,300 What... what is ricket? 647 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,780 I think it's a bug. 648 00:33:24,088 --> 00:33:25,611 - It's... - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 649 00:33:25,785 --> 00:33:28,875 No, this is good. Laughing is holistic. 650 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:33,924 'Cause they do say that laughter is the best medicine. 651 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,452 Gene Simmons? 652 00:33:40,626 --> 00:33:42,715 - Richard Simmons? - No. Who is this? 653 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:45,283 - J.K. Simmons? - It's a very famous movie. 654 00:33:46,284 --> 00:33:47,807 It was a huge hit. 655 00:33:47,981 --> 00:33:50,071 Who is the little boy behind her? 656 00:33:51,724 --> 00:33:53,770 If that's Shane West... 657 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,295 that is...? 658 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:03,475 Shane West, Mandy Moore, 659 00:34:03,649 --> 00:34:04,911 A Walk to Remember... 660 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,652 What is this? 661 00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:10,091 "My only hope!" 662 00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:12,005 Stop the lip quiver, Mandy Moore. 663 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,665 I mean, it's just a game. 664 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:21,339 - It's just a game. - Yeah, no. It's a, 665 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:24,105 "Ha-ha, I love it. Ha-ha. I'm so much fun." 666 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:28,892 Whoa, yeah, smoke. 667 00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,435 - I'm doing it. - - Do the thing you used to do 668 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:31,764 - with your nose. - Yeah. 669 00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:58,139 Smoke... 670 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:01,620 Hey, Jake? It's Jill. 671 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,536 Yeah, you remember me from high school. 672 00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,844 - Me. - I wanna suck your hairy balls. 673 00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:10,760 I do. What do you mean I sound exactly the same? 674 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:14,851 My God. His wife. His wife. 675 00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:16,722 My God. 676 00:35:21,379 --> 00:35:22,728 I might kiss you. 677 00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,801 You're lucky, okay? We've got nice toys. 678 00:35:39,919 --> 00:35:41,921 Sit down there. Just sit down and play. 679 00:35:42,095 --> 00:35:43,488 Very good. Thank you. 680 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,151 Um, guys. 681 00:35:55,108 --> 00:35:56,501 Come on. Come on. 682 00:35:56,675 --> 00:35:58,111 - Let's... let's go. - What? 683 00:35:58,286 --> 00:35:59,567 All right? Let's just... Let's just... 684 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,114 Let's go. 685 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,089 Wren, I signed you in. Why don't you just sit? 686 00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:05,138 - We're staying. We're staying. - I know, but I, I can sign out. 687 00:36:05,162 --> 00:36:06,816 I can come back another day. 688 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,924 We should discuss maybe getting a second opinion. 689 00:36:08,948 --> 00:36:10,099 You know, we've all been asking around 690 00:36:10,123 --> 00:36:11,951 for referrals. 691 00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:13,581 I say, the more, the better. 692 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,607 What kind of insurance do you have? 693 00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:17,629 I'd like to call them and find out exactly what's covered 694 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,239 - so we can stay on top of your doctors. - - Right. 695 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,400 Okay, you know what? That's it. I-I, I'm-I'm-I'm... 696 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,140 This has gone on far too long. 697 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,968 I'm gonna just say it. 698 00:36:29,142 --> 00:36:31,362 I don't have cancer, okay? It was a misdiagnosis, 699 00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:34,322 and the doctors thought that I did have cancer, 700 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:35,976 but it turns out that they were wrong. 701 00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:38,239 They checked again, and it looks like 702 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:40,632 it was just a goiter. 703 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:45,700 - You don't have to lie to mask your fear. - Yeah. 704 00:36:45,724 --> 00:36:46,899 I'm not lying. 705 00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:49,547 - Fibbing? - This is... I'm telling you, 706 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,034 this is textbook behavior. 707 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,905 I just marked this page in my book. 708 00:36:53,079 --> 00:36:55,057 Another self-help book. Are you kidding me? 709 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:56,755 Whoa. Why are you attacking me right now? 710 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,303 Why do you read this stuff? It's a pyramid scheme. 711 00:36:59,477 --> 00:37:01,020 Do you know what a pyramid scheme is? 712 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,543 - No. - It's not buying a book. 713 00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:03,927 - Wren Pepper? - Let's go! 714 00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:06,049 - Okay. - All right. 715 00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,679 - I'll hold your hand. - Okay, we're gonna pack up, guys. 716 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,835 - Real quick, okay? - You know what? 717 00:37:10,009 --> 00:37:10,488 - We're gonna come with you, okay? - Guys, guys, you know what? 718 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,040 I think I have to go on this journey alone. 719 00:37:14,927 --> 00:37:16,538 Yeah. 720 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:29,333 So? 721 00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:33,337 - What did you find? - Nothing. 722 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:38,603 Okay, well, um, that's not possible. 723 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:42,259 Did you even read my medical history? 724 00:37:42,433 --> 00:37:43,913 The part that asks how many cigarettes 725 00:37:43,956 --> 00:37:45,697 and drinks I have in one week? 726 00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:48,004 There's definitely something liquefying, 727 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:52,791 or hardening, or exploding in there. 728 00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:55,490 It's probably cancer. 729 00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:58,057 No, you're perfectly healthy. 730 00:37:58,231 --> 00:38:00,103 Maybe you need to do a little bit more 731 00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:01,713 of a thorough investigation? 732 00:38:01,887 --> 00:38:04,107 Like, run some tests? 733 00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:07,197 The real hardcore shit, like, really get up in there 734 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,417 and, and, and take a good look around. 735 00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:11,984 Wren, you don't have cancer. 736 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,943 I could have cancer. 737 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:15,901 The body's a mystery. 738 00:38:16,075 --> 00:38:18,600 You could, but you don't. 739 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:21,211 I really do think I do. I do. 740 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:24,214 I'm sorry, do you want cancer? 741 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,607 No! 742 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,610 Of course not. 743 00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:30,064 But since when does the universe 744 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,961 care what we want? 745 00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:35,007 This is an idiotic conversation. 746 00:38:37,662 --> 00:38:39,795 Have you considered seeing a therapist? 747 00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:46,541 Yes, I have. 748 00:38:57,029 --> 00:38:58,944 Hey, do I have something in my teeth? 749 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,730 - No. - You do. 750 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:02,948 What the... 751 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:06,387 - Where? - Spot me, Dale. 752 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,433 - Spot me, brother. - Where? Where? 753 00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,870 - I didn't even eat any food. - Dale, just sit down. 754 00:39:12,044 --> 00:39:13,959 - Spot me. - Thank you. 755 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:47,775 Wren? 756 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:48,819 Yeah? 757 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:53,390 Leo! Hey, are you okay? 758 00:39:53,564 --> 00:39:56,480 Um, I've been better. 759 00:39:56,654 --> 00:39:58,221 Do you need a ride home? 760 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:01,398 Yeah. 761 00:40:06,359 --> 00:40:08,013 My gosh. I cannot find my glasses. 762 00:40:08,187 --> 00:40:10,078 Will you... will you make sure they're strapped in? 763 00:40:10,102 --> 00:40:11,669 I-I have so many bags 764 00:40:12,017 --> 00:40:13,473 - and so many zippers... - Damn it. What is it? 765 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,368 Is it cross-cross or bunny loops? 766 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,042 - Don't look at me. I don't have a kid. - I don't know how to... 767 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,981 - What the heck? - I got it. 768 00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:21,046 - Really? I... - Okay, I'm just gonna drive 769 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,743 - without glasses. - - I really don't agree with this. 770 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,310 - I can walk. - If anybody from work 771 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,988 saw me doing this... It's so embarrassing. 772 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:28,338 - Okay, I got it, I got it. - It's not closing! 773 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,036 - It's gonna close. I got it! - I don't know how to do... 774 00:40:31,210 --> 00:40:32,797 There it is. There it is. We're good. We're good. 775 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,518 We're good. We are... 776 00:40:34,692 --> 00:40:36,738 - This is so embarrassing. - Everybody strapped in? 777 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,672 - Are you in? - I hope you're all comfortable. 778 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,742 - We are on the move. - Dale! Dale! 779 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,633 Ooh, I wanna wear that. Can I try that on? 780 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,659 No, don't teach Dale. 781 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:47,009 You know I can't really see out of the rearview mirror. 782 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,881 - That's good. - No, she's... That's fine. 783 00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:51,535 Wait! I'm not in the car! 784 00:40:52,623 --> 00:40:53,798 This isn't funny! 785 00:40:56,627 --> 00:40:58,237 Jill! Cece! 786 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:16,560 Whoa. 787 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:23,219 There you go. 788 00:41:24,655 --> 00:41:26,459 Wait, what-what are... What are you doing? What are you doing? 789 00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:28,877 What, what are you doing? Wait, whoa. 790 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,183 I've seen a lot of people wear hats like these 791 00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:32,881 in cancer movies and stuff. 792 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,665 Is it... 793 00:41:35,274 --> 00:41:36,885 That's because they're bald. 794 00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:40,497 - That makes sense. - Stop watching movies. 795 00:41:40,671 --> 00:41:42,194 You're fucking up my hair. 796 00:41:42,368 --> 00:41:43,761 Jeez! 797 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:49,201 So, I see you had your whole little crew in there today? 798 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:52,137 You're not afraid they're gonna start treating you differently? 799 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,161 Nope. 800 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:57,079 I was actually more afraid that they wouldn't. 801 00:42:04,477 --> 00:42:05,566 Okay, well... 802 00:42:06,784 --> 00:42:09,221 - I guess I'll just... - head out. 803 00:42:09,395 --> 00:42:10,571 My friends, 804 00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:14,662 they don't know what to say, or how to act. 805 00:42:17,229 --> 00:42:20,189 It's like, have you ever had to move neighborhoods 806 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,278 and switch sports teams as a kid, 807 00:42:24,236 --> 00:42:26,412 and your new team has a game playing your old team, 808 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:29,328 and you see them, you just wanna be back on their side, 809 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:33,376 when you was all the same, but you can't. 810 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,857 They just keep playing like nothing's changed. 811 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:41,776 Maybe even start hating them a little. 812 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:48,130 And then you're like, "Fuck, I already got cancer." 813 00:42:48,826 --> 00:42:50,045 I don't wanna be all... 814 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,222 filled with hate. 815 00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:59,054 So you just let 'em go, you know? 816 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,850 You can't play sports with your friends forever. 817 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:25,471 I cannot believe we used to do this all the time. 818 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:27,299 I feel sorry for every one of us. 819 00:43:27,473 --> 00:43:29,258 - Hey! - No, I mean, I get it. 820 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,042 It's like, you know, big night out, 821 00:43:31,216 --> 00:43:33,064 nostalgia for the good old days, et cetera, et cetera, 822 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,413 but it doesn't mean I have to be cool 823 00:43:34,437 --> 00:43:36,134 with this waiting-in-line crap. 824 00:43:36,395 --> 00:43:39,616 Um, hey. Do you even feel well enough to be doing this? 825 00:43:40,138 --> 00:43:41,749 I mean, it just seems like a weird thing 826 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,229 for that holistic doctor to suggest. 827 00:43:44,403 --> 00:43:46,449 Is he even really a doctor? 828 00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:50,714 Actually, um, it's... it's not weird because, 829 00:43:50,888 --> 00:43:55,632 there are several relevant scientific medical studies 830 00:43:55,806 --> 00:43:58,461 that state that normal behavior is super crucial 831 00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:01,812 for an effective and speedy, healthy recovery. 832 00:44:01,986 --> 00:44:05,381 And dancing is great exercise? 833 00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:08,427 - Engages the core. - There is nothing normal 834 00:44:08,601 --> 00:44:10,473 about this, 835 00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:13,258 Gosh, we look like we could be these girls' older sisters. 836 00:44:13,432 --> 00:44:14,651 I don't. 837 00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:16,914 Yeah, we know. 838 00:44:20,265 --> 00:44:21,397 What, is something wrong? 839 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:23,268 I mean, not with me. 840 00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:26,663 Except that I look thirsty by association standing next to you. 841 00:44:26,837 --> 00:44:28,641 - What did she just say? - No, no, no. It's okay. 842 00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:31,624 It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Shh. I got this. 843 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:34,540 You know what? I am thirsty. 844 00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:38,849 But tonight, I'm gonna feed on the blood of someone 845 00:44:39,023 --> 00:44:41,025 way less basic than me. 846 00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,332 So I'm gonna look for you on the inside 847 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:46,422 so I can infuse your coolness into my soul. 848 00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:47,945 You're so beautiful. 849 00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:49,991 Freak. 850 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,688 They're letting you in. You wanna go? 851 00:44:52,863 --> 00:44:54,952 Bye, guys. Thanks for listening to me on that one. 852 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:56,301 Have fun in there. 853 00:44:57,302 --> 00:44:58,739 Silly little cunt. 854 00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:00,713 Did you like that? I was like the Grim Reaper. 855 00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:04,266 This place is popping off the chain. 856 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:06,137 What are you drinking? 857 00:45:06,964 --> 00:45:08,270 - Water. - No! 858 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:09,564 Hey! 859 00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:11,055 No. No, no, no, no, no, 860 00:45:11,229 --> 00:45:13,754 no, no, no, no, no, ladies. 861 00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,973 We are having fun tonight, okay? 862 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:17,235 No pussy-ing out. 863 00:45:44,741 --> 00:45:46,787 Whoo! 864 00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:14,379 Fucking finally! Can we get, um... 865 00:46:14,553 --> 00:46:16,338 Three Aperol frosés, please. 866 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,731 Are you serious? 867 00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:20,646 Guys, guys! It's our song. Let's go dance! 868 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,257 Whoa! 869 00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:34,965 Hey! Hey! 870 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:58,293 Motherfuck. 871 00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:22,186 A'ight. Let's go, you bunch of hot messes. 872 00:47:23,013 --> 00:47:25,363 Jesus Christ. 873 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,977 Yeah, go, go, go, yeah. 874 00:47:30,151 --> 00:47:31,606 Could we just go to... Could we just go... 875 00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:32,738 - Yeah, all right. - To an Apple store? 876 00:47:32,762 --> 00:47:34,068 I need a new iPhone. 877 00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:44,817 Well, um... 878 00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:49,431 Thank you for bailing us out of jail 879 00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:51,520 and for driving us home. 880 00:47:51,694 --> 00:47:55,132 Cece normally does that, but this time she was with us, 881 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,742 so... 882 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:58,657 Hey, um... 883 00:47:58,831 --> 00:48:02,226 Not to sound all, like, parental or whatever, 884 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,228 but you really gotta watch yourself 885 00:48:04,402 --> 00:48:06,143 drinking on them chemo drugs. 886 00:48:06,839 --> 00:48:08,667 I mean, what do they have you on, anyway? 887 00:48:08,841 --> 00:48:11,192 Pills 888 00:48:12,236 --> 00:48:14,456 and IVs, sometimes. 889 00:48:16,284 --> 00:48:17,502 What kind of IV? 890 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:22,159 - I don't, I don't... - I don't know. 891 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,074 Chemotherapy drugs, probably. 892 00:48:24,248 --> 00:48:25,597 Same, same shit as you. 893 00:48:25,771 --> 00:48:27,164 I'm not on chemo. 894 00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:29,862 But that day at the hospital... 895 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:32,517 I was getting a tumor ablation 896 00:48:32,691 --> 00:48:35,999 to hold me over until I can find a liver transplant. 897 00:48:37,174 --> 00:48:39,046 Well... 898 00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:43,006 Honestly, all those cancer terms, 899 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:45,661 they just go in one ear, and then out the other. 900 00:48:45,835 --> 00:48:50,318 I don't want the, um, negativity to, fester 901 00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:54,409 and kinda stick to my brain, so... 902 00:48:55,105 --> 00:48:58,152 but I can drink on them. 903 00:48:58,326 --> 00:48:59,980 That, I know for sure. 904 00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,677 Because I asked. So... 905 00:49:01,851 --> 00:49:03,211 - Okay. - All good. 906 00:49:04,201 --> 00:49:05,376 - Okay. - But thank you 907 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:07,030 for your concern. 908 00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:16,256 Where are we going? 909 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,041 The park by Jill's. 910 00:49:18,215 --> 00:49:20,304 Wren, I think we're getting off track here. 911 00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:22,959 Yeah, I think the park by Jill's is that way. 912 00:49:23,133 --> 00:49:24,700 No, no. Off track with the, the... 913 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,355 the healing tactics for the... for the cancer. 914 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:30,532 I know that the holistic doctor is encouraging social stuff, 915 00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:33,752 but I doubt he meant, you know, getting high, getting wasted, 916 00:49:33,926 --> 00:49:36,842 getting in bar fights, and getting arrested. 917 00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:39,628 - Yeah, well... - I get that it's easier 918 00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:42,065 to pretend that this isn't happening, 919 00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,327 but it is, 920 00:49:43,501 --> 00:49:44,937 and all these distractions 921 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,592 are not gonna make the cancer go away. 922 00:49:46,678 --> 00:49:48,637 Whoa! 923 00:49:48,811 --> 00:49:51,211 You're not glancing at the road, like, not even a little bit. 924 00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:52,858 I was. 925 00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:55,122 Our lives are just getting so different, 926 00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:58,516 and you judged my lifestyle, and I did too, and I'm so sorry. 927 00:49:58,690 --> 00:50:00,997 And then this happened, and suddenly, it's, like, shoot, 928 00:50:01,171 --> 00:50:03,260 none of that stuff matters, and, and I realize, 929 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:06,176 like, I had stopped seeing all of your amazing qualities. 930 00:50:06,350 --> 00:50:08,657 Like, you're brave and you're such a good friend, 931 00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,050 and you're so loyal. 932 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,356 I'm so sorry that I forgot, 933 00:50:12,530 --> 00:50:14,330 and I'm not... 934 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,058 I'm sorry. 935 00:50:19,755 --> 00:50:21,539 Okay, Ce. That's it. That's it. 936 00:50:21,713 --> 00:50:23,430 I need you to pull over. I have to tell you something. 937 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:25,978 I know. I love you too. 938 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,242 - No, it's not that. - My God. 939 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,461 - Everybody came! - What? 940 00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:33,638 This is so good. 941 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:37,164 - What? - You're gonna like this. 942 00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,731 "Ish." You might be mad, though. 943 00:50:50,742 --> 00:50:52,062 What is this? 944 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,442 My God. 945 00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:58,663 - No. - She's here! 946 00:50:58,837 --> 00:51:00,337 Get out there, you little fucker! 947 00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:02,102 - No, no. - Come on. 948 00:51:03,407 --> 00:51:05,017 We did a good thing. 949 00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:06,715 I'm actually not feeling good. 950 00:51:07,324 --> 00:51:09,172 - No... - What... Did you have cold brew again? 951 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:12,068 So, a quick heads up, this is all for you. Surprise! 952 00:51:12,242 --> 00:51:13,872 It's a little fundraiser for the, you know, 953 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:15,376 your medical bills and all that stuff. 954 00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:18,348 - You guys, this is not necess... - No, too, too late! Ooh! 955 00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,008 Your parents! Your parents are coming. 956 00:51:20,032 --> 00:51:21,512 - Your parents are coming. - Yeah. 957 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,956 - What? - We thought that they knew. 958 00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:23,775 - Sorry. - No. No, no, no, no. 959 00:51:23,949 --> 00:51:25,473 They do not know. 960 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:26,972 I told them that I was out of the country. 961 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:28,389 Yeah, that caused some confusion. 962 00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:29,583 - Hello, Jill. - Wren, 963 00:51:29,607 --> 00:51:30,608 you didn't even tell us! 964 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:33,220 Do you realize how that looks? 965 00:51:33,394 --> 00:51:35,918 Tongues start to wag. People talk. They judge! 966 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:38,616 You should be ashamed. No. 967 00:51:41,706 --> 00:51:43,926 I feel disappointed... 968 00:51:45,928 --> 00:51:46,928 and... 969 00:51:48,626 --> 00:51:49,627 ignored. 970 00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:55,285 Not so much as a word to your parents? 971 00:51:55,459 --> 00:51:57,287 I know I wasn't Mother of the Year, Wrenny, 972 00:51:57,461 --> 00:52:00,638 - but was I that awful? - Carol, knock it off! 973 00:52:00,812 --> 00:52:02,858 Christ, it's been like this the whole damn car ride! 974 00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:04,686 Bad mother, this. Bad father, that. 975 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:06,818 I'm losing my goddamn mind here! 976 00:52:06,992 --> 00:52:09,778 We had to hear it from Cece. 977 00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:12,389 Why? What are you trying to tell us 978 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:15,044 by not telling us anything about your life? 979 00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:17,568 I-I know there's a message in there, 980 00:52:17,742 --> 00:52:19,831 and I don't know what it is, but I hear it. 981 00:52:20,005 --> 00:52:23,531 I hear something, and it is loud and clear. 982 00:52:23,705 --> 00:52:25,576 So... So, this is going well. 983 00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:31,365 Cece! Why? Why? 984 00:52:32,104 --> 00:52:33,865 I'm gonna get something to eat. Where's the beef? 985 00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:35,543 - Just... To the left... - I got it. 986 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,849 - No, the other way. Yeah. - I-I got it. 987 00:52:38,023 --> 00:52:39,416 Watch out for the... 988 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:40,939 Wrenny, this cancer, 989 00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,551 did the doctor say it was from me? 990 00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,529 We didn't know not to smoke when we were pregnant. 991 00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:47,642 It was a different time. Everybody did it. 992 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:50,253 Everybody did it. At least a pack a day. 993 00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:53,300 I never should've taken hallucinogenics though, 994 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,389 'cause I've never been the same. 995 00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:56,651 That's on me. 996 00:52:56,825 --> 00:52:58,043 I'm sorry. 997 00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,394 - My God. - Mom? 998 00:53:00,568 --> 00:53:03,745 Mom, please don't cry. 999 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,921 Should we leave? 1000 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:07,444 Don't you even dare. 1001 00:53:12,449 --> 00:53:13,929 Your whole piggy bank? 1002 00:53:14,886 --> 00:53:16,192 You're going to heaven. 1003 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:23,808 You were such a good student. So motivated. 1004 00:53:23,982 --> 00:53:26,594 I'd really like it if you would come talk to my students 1005 00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:28,160 about your ordeal. 1006 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:29,945 I-I'd really rather not. 1007 00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:31,468 No, she'll do it. 1008 00:53:32,034 --> 00:53:33,954 - What do you mean? Come on. - You would love to. 1009 00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:35,385 She would love to. 1010 00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:37,605 George Kenny! 1011 00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:39,781 Wrenny's former soulmate! 1012 00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:42,479 And you're having a baby with another woman. 1013 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,438 This is my wife, Linda. 1014 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:46,918 I know. Wren told me all about you. 1015 00:53:47,092 --> 00:53:49,094 No. No, I didn't. I didn't, Mom. 1016 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:51,619 She looked you up on Instagram. 1017 00:53:51,793 --> 00:53:53,273 Cyberstalking, she called it. 1018 00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:54,970 As a joke! 1019 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:56,824 And I did chuckle. 1020 00:53:57,102 --> 00:53:58,365 Well, Linda is a doctor, 1021 00:53:58,539 --> 00:54:00,236 and she has some connections, so... 1022 00:54:00,410 --> 00:54:01,909 - If there's anything we can do... - Yeah. 1023 00:54:01,933 --> 00:54:03,152 Thank you. 1024 00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:04,675 That's so nice, but I... 1025 00:54:04,849 --> 00:54:06,329 Give us your number. 1026 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,419 I don't have a pen. 1027 00:54:10,899 --> 00:54:13,597 I'll DM you. Isn't that nice? 1028 00:54:13,771 --> 00:54:15,227 - That is so sweet. - So sweet. So sweet. 1029 00:54:15,251 --> 00:54:16,687 You must be Mr. Pepper. 1030 00:54:16,861 --> 00:54:17,861 Who are you? 1031 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:19,690 Leo. 1032 00:54:19,864 --> 00:54:22,214 Dad, I-I, I met him in a support group. 1033 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:23,477 I got cancer. 1034 00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:26,741 Testicular. 1035 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,569 Stop it. 1036 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,614 - He was just kidding, Dad. - Hey, guys. 1037 00:54:30,788 --> 00:54:33,008 I hope you don't mind if I say a quick something. 1038 00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:37,099 I'm Cece, Wren's best friend since the age of five. 1039 00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,319 - One of her best friends. - We are also. 1040 00:54:39,493 --> 00:54:41,016 But I was definitely the first. 1041 00:54:41,756 --> 00:54:43,671 Um, recently, as you know, 1042 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:45,194 Wren found out that she was sick. 1043 00:54:45,368 --> 00:54:47,370 But just a smidge. Just a... 1044 00:54:47,544 --> 00:54:50,112 Just a touch of cancer. 1045 00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:53,420 And your generosity will go a long way towards helping her get well. 1046 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:55,073 This is bad. This is very bad. 1047 00:54:55,247 --> 00:54:57,162 And Wren is really lucky to have all of you guys 1048 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,034 rallying around her today. 1049 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:01,099 - No, no, no, no. - And, um, all of us 1050 00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:04,735 who love Wren are really, really grateful. 1051 00:55:05,301 --> 00:55:07,172 Um, sorry. Okay, um, I'm done. 1052 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:09,000 I'll let you guys get back to it. 1053 00:55:09,174 --> 00:55:12,352 But first, we'll hear a few words from our girl, Wren. 1054 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,179 Whoo! Yeah! 1055 00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:18,314 Wren! 1056 00:55:23,232 --> 00:55:25,103 Wren, get up there. Everybody's looking. 1057 00:55:25,277 --> 00:55:26,557 She's always been a late starter. 1058 00:55:26,714 --> 00:55:28,169 Come on, kiddo. They're waiting for ya. 1059 00:55:28,193 --> 00:55:29,804 Wren, get up there. People are waiting. 1060 00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:31,762 Yeah. 1061 00:55:33,677 --> 00:55:35,157 - Dad... - My little girl. 1062 00:55:35,331 --> 00:55:36,891 Go, Wren. 1063 00:55:39,553 --> 00:55:41,946 Whoa. 1064 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:45,994 Speak from your heart, Wren. 1065 00:55:59,007 --> 00:56:01,966 Um, hey, y'all. 1066 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,405 Looks like our girl Wren is a little overcome with emotion. 1067 00:56:06,449 --> 00:56:08,973 So, I'm gonna tap in. 1068 00:56:09,147 --> 00:56:12,281 Um, I'm Leo. I got cancer. 1069 00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:14,457 And... 1070 00:56:14,631 --> 00:56:16,067 Testicular. 1071 00:56:16,241 --> 00:56:18,418 Me and Wren, we just met a couple of weeks ago, 1072 00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,115 so I know you might be thinking 1073 00:56:20,289 --> 00:56:22,683 it's a little soon for me to speak on her behalf, 1074 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:26,338 but cancer really brings people together, you know? 1075 00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:29,167 It bonds you. It's like being stuck 1076 00:56:29,341 --> 00:56:31,363 in a foxhole together, you know what I mean? 1077 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,780 I really like him. 1078 00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:35,522 - Yeah. - Trust is crucial and... 1079 00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:37,915 and she trusts me enough 1080 00:56:38,089 --> 00:56:41,789 to thank all of you on her behalf, so thank you. 1081 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,443 A big round of applause for you guys. 1082 00:56:43,617 --> 00:56:44,835 Seriously. 1083 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,990 You know, we really appreciate all your support. 1084 00:56:50,014 --> 00:56:53,322 It... it means a lot, and, um, 1085 00:56:53,496 --> 00:56:55,237 I figured I'd wrap this up 1086 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:58,196 with a little call and response, all right? 1087 00:56:58,370 --> 00:57:00,460 So when I say, "I got cancer," 1088 00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:02,244 y'all say, "But it don't got me!" 1089 00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:04,202 - Okay? Y'all ready? - Ready! 1090 00:57:04,376 --> 00:57:06,422 There we go! I got cancer... 1091 00:57:06,596 --> 00:57:09,033 - But it don't got me! - I need it a little louder. 1092 00:57:09,207 --> 00:57:10,731 Give me some energy, y'all! Come on! 1093 00:57:10,905 --> 00:57:12,865 I'm the one with the cancer. I need to hear y'all! 1094 00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:14,517 I got cancer... 1095 00:57:14,691 --> 00:57:16,911 - But it don't got me! - Yeah! 1096 00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:20,131 Thank you, guys. Round of applause for yourselves, seriously. 1097 00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:25,180 We need to talk. 1098 00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:30,422 - What a nice young man. - He's... He really is. 1099 00:57:30,446 --> 00:57:32,187 That, I mean... 1100 00:57:32,361 --> 00:57:34,081 - My God. Thank you. - Why are you lying 1101 00:57:34,145 --> 00:57:36,365 - about having cancer? - What? 1102 00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:40,674 - I'm... I'm not. - I... 1103 00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:42,980 What? I, no... I-I do have cancer 1104 00:57:43,154 --> 00:57:46,288 of the throat and of the tonsil. 1105 00:57:46,462 --> 00:57:48,116 We can do this all day. I know you don't. 1106 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:51,467 I mean, seriously. Who the fuck lies about having cancer? 1107 00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:55,645 Well, since I'm not lying, I... 1108 00:57:57,691 --> 00:57:59,867 am lying. I don't have cancer. 1109 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,870 Okay, but you do got a serious problem on your hands. 1110 00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:05,133 Are you gonna tell everyone? 1111 00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:06,961 I didn't say that. 1112 00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:09,267 So you're not gonna tell everyone? 1113 00:58:09,441 --> 00:58:11,400 I didn't say that either. 1114 00:58:11,574 --> 00:58:13,533 This is fuckin' serious, Wren. 1115 00:58:14,272 --> 00:58:16,163 I'm still trying to figure out how I'm supposed to deal with this. 1116 00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:18,059 Well, maybe you don't have to deal with this. 1117 00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:20,670 Nice try. Explain yourself. 1118 00:58:22,193 --> 00:58:24,593 Have you ever done something that you can't actually explain? 1119 00:58:24,674 --> 00:58:25,980 Try. 1120 00:58:27,198 --> 00:58:30,506 I don't know. I-I'm a fucked up, bad person 1121 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,334 who does fucked up bad shit! 1122 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:33,857 No. Try again. 1123 00:58:34,031 --> 00:58:35,772 Leo, I don't know, okay? 1124 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:39,602 It just, it, it... it happened, all right? 1125 00:58:39,776 --> 00:58:41,696 My friends were sleepwalking through their lives, 1126 00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:43,388 and they were forgetting about me. 1127 00:58:45,477 --> 00:58:46,653 And there it is. 1128 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:48,916 The dirty truth. 1129 00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:53,921 Leo, these girls are my family. 1130 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:57,751 A-actually, they matter on a level 1131 00:58:57,925 --> 00:59:01,232 that blood never could because you pick your friends. 1132 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,472 You choose each other, and you keep choosing each other. 1133 00:59:04,496 --> 00:59:06,673 You think this person... 1134 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,936 this person's worth the investment. 1135 00:59:09,806 --> 00:59:12,156 I want them in my life, and I will do the work 1136 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:14,637 to keep them there, and every time you think that, 1137 00:59:14,811 --> 00:59:16,900 or your friends think that about you, 1138 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,728 they prove something. 1139 00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:20,991 They prove that... 1140 00:59:22,514 --> 00:59:24,429 someone thinks that you are worth it. 1141 00:59:25,822 --> 00:59:27,650 Someone thinks that you matter. 1142 00:59:28,956 --> 00:59:30,566 And I'm sorry. 1143 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:33,569 I'm sorry, but I wasn't ready to give that up. 1144 00:59:34,396 --> 00:59:37,181 And I doubt that I ever will be. 1145 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,011 My friends were so busy 1146 00:59:41,185 --> 00:59:43,318 that they were making that choice less and less, 1147 00:59:43,492 --> 00:59:44,492 and... 1148 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,843 that scared the shit out of me. 1149 00:59:47,714 --> 00:59:50,238 If you're looking for sympathy, you're not gonna find it here... 1150 00:59:51,848 --> 00:59:55,635 because I actually have cancer, Wren. 1151 00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:00,727 And it fucking sucks. 1152 01:00:03,207 --> 01:00:04,252 I'm sorry. 1153 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,341 I don't think you are. 1154 01:00:10,606 --> 01:00:12,086 Leo... 1155 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:20,485 Goddamn it. 1156 01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:16,387 We're having a sale on greeting cards. 1157 01:01:16,411 --> 01:01:18,251 You should really stock up. 1158 01:01:18,848 --> 01:01:20,981 Hey. Hey, Wren? Wren? 1159 01:01:21,155 --> 01:01:25,333 Your, your cancer crony showed up for a visit. 1160 01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:29,076 Okay, look. I'm gonna confess. 1161 01:01:29,772 --> 01:01:31,774 You might wanna rethink that, Wren. 1162 01:01:31,948 --> 01:01:34,516 Why? 1163 01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:36,213 After we had our talk, 1164 01:01:36,387 --> 01:01:39,216 I had a conversation with your girls the other day, 1165 01:01:39,390 --> 01:01:42,132 and they were telling me how they banked a hefty amount 1166 01:01:42,306 --> 01:01:43,481 for your treatment. 1167 01:01:43,655 --> 01:01:47,094 Now, you know that taking money 1168 01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:48,356 for a fake disease 1169 01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:50,750 is punishable by imprisonment? 1170 01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:52,186 It's considered fraud. 1171 01:01:55,406 --> 01:01:56,756 What do you want me to do? 1172 01:01:57,017 --> 01:01:58,472 You had me thinking we were in the same boat, 1173 01:01:58,496 --> 01:02:00,126 and you ain't even near the fucking water. 1174 01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:02,631 - I know. I'm so sorry. - That's some cold shit. 1175 01:02:02,805 --> 01:02:04,764 Now, I don't think you're some sort of 1176 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:07,767 Machiavellian douchebag or whatever, 1177 01:02:08,811 --> 01:02:10,508 but I am of the opinion 1178 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:15,339 that people should think a little more before they act. 1179 01:02:16,558 --> 01:02:17,602 So... 1180 01:02:18,908 --> 01:02:20,692 I'm gonna show you how to do that. 1181 01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:22,956 What is that? 1182 01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:25,915 This is what it feels like to have cancer. 1183 01:02:27,351 --> 01:02:29,223 Bottom's up. Go ahead. 1184 01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:41,278 Swallow. 1185 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:49,809 - Damn, that worked fast. - Jesus, what was that? 1186 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:53,290 You know, just a little concoction I found online. 1187 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:57,729 Ew! 1188 01:02:57,904 --> 01:02:59,166 What? 1189 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,776 Why are you giving us the stank eye? 1190 01:03:00,950 --> 01:03:02,169 We got cancer! 1191 01:03:08,305 --> 01:03:10,786 Here they are now. Right on time. 1192 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,267 Wren, get in the car. 1193 01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:15,051 Me and Daddy are gonna take care of you. 1194 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:20,100 Cancer! It's real. 1195 01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:24,713 Now, let me tell you how this is gonna go down. 1196 01:03:24,887 --> 01:03:26,933 That puke cocktail 1197 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:29,979 was the start of a little crash course you're gonna take. 1198 01:03:30,153 --> 01:03:32,982 I'm calling it "Intro to Empathy 101." 1199 01:03:33,156 --> 01:03:35,680 Here are some of the things you're gonna learn. 1200 01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:42,122 When you're sick, the people in your life show up. 1201 01:03:42,296 --> 01:03:45,777 Goddamn it! What? 1202 01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,605 - Why? Why? - Come on, honey. 1203 01:03:47,779 --> 01:03:49,670 - Rise and shine. Here we go! - Why are you here? 1204 01:03:49,694 --> 01:03:51,294 - Why? What's going on? - Leo printed out 1205 01:03:51,348 --> 01:03:52,784 the instructions from your doctor. 1206 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,482 - He what? - So here you go. 1207 01:03:54,656 --> 01:03:56,286 - They're worried. - Here's your medicine. 1208 01:03:56,310 --> 01:03:58,399 - What is that? - Come on, take this. Take this. 1209 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,420 And they gotta feel like they're doing something to help. 1210 01:04:00,444 --> 01:04:02,484 - I don't think I need this. - And we're not leaving 1211 01:04:02,620 --> 01:04:04,468 - until you take the damn pills, okay? - Okay, fine, fine. 1212 01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:06,557 - Come on. - Same time every day, we gotta take the pills. 1213 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,037 - Gotta open up and take your pills. - God. 1214 01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:10,150 Put 'em into your tummy hills. 1215 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,326 Come on, you got it. 1216 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,719 No big deal, right? Wrong. 1217 01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:17,897 It's gonna suck for all of you. 1218 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,203 Shake it up, Mama. 1219 01:04:20,551 --> 01:04:23,076 They're uptight, you're uptight. 1220 01:04:29,038 --> 01:04:30,910 Nobody's getting any private time. 1221 01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:32,650 Come on, baby. Bottom's up. 1222 01:04:32,824 --> 01:04:34,609 Ain't nobody dying on their watch. 1223 01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:36,383 - You have to. - You know, Wren... 1224 01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:38,154 - There we go. - Eight out of ten people 1225 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,483 don't get enough protein. 1226 01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:47,187 - Wrenny, you okay? - Mom, go away! 1227 01:04:47,361 --> 01:04:49,363 Are you stopped up? 1228 01:04:49,537 --> 01:04:51,147 At this point... 1229 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:56,239 you'll probably start feeling a little desperate. 1230 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,503 Thinking about confessing. 1231 01:05:02,811 --> 01:05:04,987 - Do you want me to leave you alone? - Yeah. 1232 01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:12,038 - Mom? - You're already weak. 1233 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,213 What the...? 1234 01:05:15,171 --> 01:05:16,346 But you won't. 1235 01:05:17,826 --> 01:05:19,306 Can I tell you a secret? 1236 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,569 Because you know I can't poop on vacation. 1237 01:05:21,743 --> 01:05:23,440 'Cause you'll remember... 1238 01:05:23,614 --> 01:05:27,270 Do a low-pitched guttural moan. 1239 01:05:30,273 --> 01:05:33,015 If you wanna be forgiven for having 1240 01:05:33,189 --> 01:05:34,819 an anorexic conscience... 1241 01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,627 "I got throat cancer." 1242 01:05:36,801 --> 01:05:38,716 - "I know what I'll do." - "I'll... I'll vape." 1243 01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:45,462 - Ride the horsey. Ride the horsey. - Hey. 1244 01:05:45,636 --> 01:05:47,396 - You... - It's not gonna drink itself. 1245 01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:50,206 Gotta do some atoning. 1246 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,259 You have to eat. 1247 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:01,391 No, I have, that whole case 1248 01:06:01,565 --> 01:06:03,393 - of Ensure in my bag. - Okay. 1249 01:06:03,567 --> 01:06:06,222 I better not find one tiny little footprint in my garden, 1250 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,996 or so help me, there will be hell to pay! 1251 01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:09,617 Bite me, Grandpa! 1252 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,314 Feral little savages! 1253 01:06:13,055 --> 01:06:14,839 Love you, sweetie. 1254 01:06:15,014 --> 01:06:17,581 And when your poor parents have reached their limit... 1255 01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:19,627 We're here if you need us. 1256 01:06:19,801 --> 01:06:21,629 I'll get your girls to sub in, 1257 01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:23,892 and I'll just let those wackos do their thing. 1258 01:06:24,066 --> 01:06:27,243 Baby girl! 1259 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,297 Leo called me. He told me you were on the way home. Okay? We're going out. 1260 01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:32,031 - I have a surprise. - What? 1261 01:06:32,205 --> 01:06:33,945 This doctor is super legit. 1262 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,166 It's like spiritual therapy with crystals, 1263 01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:39,603 so she massages your aura. 1264 01:06:39,777 --> 01:06:42,476 My God. We gotta clean this bitch up. 1265 01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:45,870 - I can't... - There's Jill. 1266 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:48,221 Do you know you had a bunch of loose pretzels 1267 01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:50,005 underneath your bed? 1268 01:06:50,179 --> 01:06:51,979 Like, what are you doing, feeding a stray cat? 1269 01:06:52,051 --> 01:06:54,531 Whisper "cancer" into it. It'll reverse. 1270 01:06:54,705 --> 01:06:56,359 - Cancer. - Do you feel that 1271 01:06:56,533 --> 01:06:57,945 - leaving your body? - Here, hold this. 1272 01:06:57,969 --> 01:06:59,710 No, no, no. Not again. Not again. 1273 01:06:59,884 --> 01:07:01,471 I know I should've done this the last time I was here. 1274 01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:03,015 I mean, the things you put in your body 1275 01:07:03,105 --> 01:07:05,325 can be just as impactful as any drugs, you know? 1276 01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:06,935 I restocked your kitchen. 1277 01:07:07,109 --> 01:07:09,720 Meth and sugar, same thing. 1278 01:07:09,894 --> 01:07:12,656 At this point, you might start feeling a little sorry for yourself. 1279 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,527 - Is that for Goodwill? - I mean, it smells like 1280 01:07:14,551 --> 01:07:15,813 it's from Goodwill. 1281 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:19,078 Louder. From deep down, okay? 1282 01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:20,652 You want the cancer to leave or not? 1283 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,843 - Yeah. - I think we should take those out. 1284 01:07:25,867 --> 01:07:27,477 - Sure, yeah. Put 'em in here. - Yeah. 1285 01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:29,610 And think you've suffered enough, 1286 01:07:30,045 --> 01:07:31,133 but you'd be wrong. 1287 01:07:32,743 --> 01:07:35,572 Truth is, all this stuff is fun and games 1288 01:07:35,746 --> 01:07:37,705 compared to what cancer's actually like. 1289 01:07:47,454 --> 01:07:48,977 John. Frances. 1290 01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:52,459 Give it to me. 1291 01:07:52,633 --> 01:07:55,984 You can't even begin to understand how that feels. 1292 01:08:00,423 --> 01:08:03,513 But that's the point of Empathy 101, to teach you. 1293 01:08:09,215 --> 01:08:12,218 We'll call this your final exam. 1294 01:08:14,785 --> 01:08:16,874 You're out of your fucking mind. 1295 01:08:20,704 --> 01:08:22,967 Hello, it's Leo. 1296 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,405 - Hi, Leo. It's Cece. - Hey, Cece. 1297 01:08:25,579 --> 01:08:27,146 Where's... where's Wren? 1298 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,583 Well, to be real with you, 1299 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:33,369 - she's losing her hair. - Fuck! 1300 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,743 - I should come get her. - Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 1301 01:08:35,806 --> 01:08:37,966 - I got everything handled. - Are you sure? 'Cause I... 1302 01:08:38,113 --> 01:08:40,637 She'll hit you up later, all right? 1303 01:08:40,811 --> 01:08:42,944 - Okay. I'm thinking of giving... - Bye. 1304 01:08:44,772 --> 01:08:47,775 Come on, now. It's just hair. It will grow back. 1305 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:49,951 Yeah, it's gonna take a really long time. 1306 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,751 You've got nothing but time, okay? 1307 01:08:52,823 --> 01:08:54,129 Unlike most people. 1308 01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:59,569 Okay. Okay. 1309 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:11,407 I'm sorry, but I can't do it. 1310 01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:12,887 I'm sorry. I just... 1311 01:09:14,758 --> 01:09:15,977 I just... I can't do it. 1312 01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:17,805 Okay? 1313 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:31,122 - Who's there? - It's me. 1314 01:09:31,775 --> 01:09:34,474 Why is the door locked? I have a key. 1315 01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:36,519 No, wait. Don't come in yet. 1316 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:40,001 Why? What's... What's going on? 1317 01:09:40,175 --> 01:09:41,611 Just-just wait a second. 1318 01:09:42,308 --> 01:09:44,527 Can-can you... Can you come back in, like, an hour? 1319 01:09:44,701 --> 01:09:46,442 - Two! - Two hours? 1320 01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:47,616 Jill? 1321 01:09:48,705 --> 01:09:50,359 What's going on in there? 1322 01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:51,621 Nothing! 1323 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,494 Laurel? Okay, that... 1324 01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:56,496 That's it. I'm coming in. 1325 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:58,324 No, Wren. Don't! 1326 01:10:10,466 --> 01:10:13,991 Look! Laurel and I are twinsies! 1327 01:10:14,165 --> 01:10:15,645 We're "two balls"! 1328 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:20,259 Get it? It's like cue balls. 1329 01:10:23,305 --> 01:10:24,611 Is she okay? 1330 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,003 She's drunk. 1331 01:10:26,177 --> 01:10:28,267 - Yeah. - Really, really drunk. 1332 01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,051 Yeah. So she... 1333 01:10:30,225 --> 01:10:32,096 It was the only way that she was gonna do it. 1334 01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:34,621 And I'm drunk too, so... 1335 01:10:36,187 --> 01:10:38,494 My God. 1336 01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:42,193 Okay. Come here, baby. 1337 01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:43,412 God. 1338 01:10:46,763 --> 01:10:49,113 You guys, why did you do this? 1339 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:52,160 - I don't know. - I like it. Badass. 1340 01:10:52,334 --> 01:10:54,728 Because we're in this together. 1341 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,557 If you are bald, we are bald. 1342 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:01,038 Why aren't you bald? 1343 01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:07,175 I thought I saw, um, a clump of hair on the ground, 1344 01:11:07,349 --> 01:11:08,829 but it was just one of Leo's hamsters. 1345 01:11:08,872 --> 01:11:10,439 Well, that kinda sucks for us. 1346 01:11:10,613 --> 01:11:12,006 Ooh, I can just shave yours 1347 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:13,877 right after I'm done with Cece's. 1348 01:11:14,051 --> 01:11:16,967 Yeah. I mean, your hair's gonna fall out eventually, right? 1349 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,405 Let me do yours before you pass out. 1350 01:11:19,579 --> 01:11:21,058 Am I still bald? 1351 01:11:21,232 --> 01:11:22,712 Yeah. 1352 01:11:24,061 --> 01:11:26,150 I'm gonna scare my baby. 1353 01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:28,544 Okay. I'm ready. 1354 01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,807 No. You-you don't have to, really. 1355 01:11:30,981 --> 01:11:32,505 I can feel my brain. 1356 01:11:32,679 --> 01:11:33,941 No, you can't. 1357 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:34,898 - It's not big enough. - I can. 1358 01:11:35,072 --> 01:11:36,422 All right. Let's go. 1359 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:37,834 - No! - I really hope I don't have 1360 01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:39,163 one of those lumpy heads, like... 1361 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:41,775 Flashback. 1362 01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:43,472 Stop it. You're freaking Cece out. 1363 01:11:43,646 --> 01:11:46,432 I can't help it! I look scary! 1364 01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:48,390 You look sensational, okay? 1365 01:11:48,564 --> 01:11:50,914 It was my crowning beauty. 1366 01:11:51,088 --> 01:11:52,916 Can we do this, please? 1367 01:11:53,090 --> 01:11:54,701 No! 1368 01:11:55,571 --> 01:11:56,790 No, stop! 1369 01:11:58,705 --> 01:12:00,359 I don't have cancer! 1370 01:12:02,404 --> 01:12:04,406 Not this again. 1371 01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:06,800 I swear. I don't! 1372 01:12:13,502 --> 01:12:14,547 I lied. 1373 01:12:16,287 --> 01:12:17,985 I'm perfectly healthy. 1374 01:12:19,029 --> 01:12:22,381 I always have been. I ne... I never had cancer. 1375 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:28,212 I lied to you guys. 1376 01:12:30,432 --> 01:12:32,347 Are you fucking kidding me? 1377 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,308 I didn't mean to. It just... 1378 01:12:37,483 --> 01:12:39,310 It just sort of happened. I blurted it out 1379 01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:43,053 because I could... I could feel that we were growing apart, 1380 01:12:43,227 --> 01:12:44,446 and I just... 1381 01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,317 I got so sad... 1382 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:50,365 and I didn't wanna lose you, guys. 1383 01:12:50,539 --> 01:12:54,978 And I, I told you I had cancer, but I... 1384 01:12:55,152 --> 01:12:56,284 I was just... 1385 01:12:57,938 --> 01:12:59,330 I lied, 1386 01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,637 and I've been lying this whole time. 1387 01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,465 I'm so... 1388 01:13:03,639 --> 01:13:05,554 I'm so sorry. 1389 01:13:10,733 --> 01:13:13,997 Get out. 1390 01:13:14,171 --> 01:13:16,435 - Cece, I'm... - Get out. 1391 01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:26,270 Get out! 1392 01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:05,048 Hello. How about some orange? 1393 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:07,224 You want orange fur? 1394 01:14:08,051 --> 01:14:09,662 You're such a pretty bunny. 1395 01:14:09,836 --> 01:14:10,880 I love you. 1396 01:14:18,192 --> 01:14:19,498 Hey there, Pepper. 1397 01:14:20,629 --> 01:14:21,674 Hey. 1398 01:14:23,066 --> 01:14:24,241 You look homeless. 1399 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:33,381 What-what are you trying to do, 1400 01:14:33,555 --> 01:14:35,731 scare the cancer away? 1401 01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:39,126 I don't have cancer. 1402 01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,215 That's astonishing. 1403 01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,956 You were cured that quickly? 1404 01:14:44,435 --> 01:14:45,828 I never had cancer. 1405 01:14:46,568 --> 01:14:48,875 I made it up. 1406 01:14:49,049 --> 01:14:50,137 I lied. 1407 01:14:51,442 --> 01:14:52,792 Are you serious, Pepper? 1408 01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:58,232 What the shit? 1409 01:14:58,406 --> 01:15:00,887 What, what, what, what kind of bitch-ass punk 1410 01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:02,715 lies about having cancer? 1411 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:04,717 What the... What is wrong with you? 1412 01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:06,109 Malcolm, the kids. 1413 01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:10,070 The kids think you suck, you freakin' hypocrite! 1414 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:12,289 Just... just get the hell out! 1415 01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:23,649 For what it's worth, 1416 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:26,173 I am sorry. 1417 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,784 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. You are sorry. 1418 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,786 You're a sorry ass little fucker! 1419 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,701 Get the fuck out of here, 1420 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,574 and don't come back until you're fucking terminal! 1421 01:15:35,748 --> 01:15:36,879 Jesus! 1422 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,684 I have a treat for you today. 1423 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,710 Now, these bad boys are the top-of-the-line, baby. 1424 01:15:41,884 --> 01:15:43,862 I'm bringing you top-of-the-line rodents, all right? 1425 01:15:43,886 --> 01:15:45,627 These bad boys are groomed every day. 1426 01:15:45,801 --> 01:15:47,586 They only eat organic, 1427 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:52,286 and they only drink fresh spring Evian water. 1428 01:15:59,467 --> 01:16:03,079 So, jobless and friendless. 1429 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:04,863 Now what? 1430 01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:09,433 What, you're mad at me now too? 1431 01:16:10,434 --> 01:16:12,872 Why, because I didn't shave my head? 1432 01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:14,264 You... you don't get it. 1433 01:16:15,222 --> 01:16:17,069 You think you're being a good friend by helping your friends 1434 01:16:17,093 --> 01:16:18,680 not sleep through their life or whatever, 1435 01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:20,401 but the only person you care about is you. 1436 01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:23,056 Well, that's not true. 1437 01:16:24,187 --> 01:16:26,581 It's not. I love my friends. 1438 01:16:26,755 --> 01:16:28,104 You love them so much 1439 01:16:28,278 --> 01:16:29,976 you couldn't even shave some fucking hair? 1440 01:16:31,107 --> 01:16:32,979 Charlize Theron did it for a movie. 1441 01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:34,502 I don't have her bone structure! 1442 01:16:34,676 --> 01:16:35,764 Dude, whatever. 1443 01:16:35,938 --> 01:16:37,461 You wanna be 17 again 1444 01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:39,376 and hang out with all your pals? 1445 01:16:39,550 --> 01:16:40,550 Well, you can't. 1446 01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:41,770 Get over it. 1447 01:16:42,466 --> 01:16:43,859 I wanna be healthy. 1448 01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:46,383 We all got our own shit, all right? 1449 01:16:46,557 --> 01:16:47,689 You wanna be a good friend, 1450 01:16:47,863 --> 01:16:49,909 think about someone else for once. 1451 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,780 Okay, you know what? 1452 01:16:51,954 --> 01:16:54,653 That's enough, all right? I... I don't need this. 1453 01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:01,267 Leo? 1454 01:17:20,983 --> 01:17:21,983 Hey. 1455 01:17:22,637 --> 01:17:24,421 You know you ain't gotta sit here, right? 1456 01:17:24,595 --> 01:17:25,858 My fam's on the way. 1457 01:17:26,815 --> 01:17:28,164 Are you gonna be okay? 1458 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,385 Look, I probably got as much of a chance 1459 01:17:31,559 --> 01:17:32,952 of living a normal life as you do. 1460 01:17:40,263 --> 01:17:41,700 - I screwed up. - Hey... 1461 01:17:42,831 --> 01:17:44,703 I lied about having cancer. 1462 01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:47,749 What's wrong with me? 1463 01:17:49,664 --> 01:17:51,622 I mean, there's definitely some good shit 1464 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:54,408 going on in there, personality-wise. 1465 01:17:54,582 --> 01:17:55,931 I mean, you're not evil. 1466 01:17:57,237 --> 01:18:01,458 Just, your moral compass is a little fucked. 1467 01:18:01,632 --> 01:18:03,722 You know? 1468 01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:05,941 I mean, but you, you care about your friends, right? 1469 01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:09,031 - Yeah. - To a psychotic degree. 1470 01:18:09,205 --> 01:18:11,033 Actually, now that I think about it, 1471 01:18:11,207 --> 01:18:14,036 ever since we became pals, I can't get rid of your ass. 1472 01:18:15,908 --> 01:18:17,779 I mean, seriously. I've never seen someone 1473 01:18:17,953 --> 01:18:22,436 go to those kind of extremes to reconnect with buddies. 1474 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:24,917 You're definitely crazy. 1475 01:18:25,091 --> 01:18:27,180 But it's more like kooky crazy. 1476 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:30,661 You're not, like, psycho freaky crazy. 1477 01:18:38,669 --> 01:18:39,801 I'm sorry. 1478 01:18:42,238 --> 01:18:43,238 Yeah. 1479 01:18:44,675 --> 01:18:45,720 I know. 1480 01:19:28,023 --> 01:19:29,329 Ce! 1481 01:19:35,944 --> 01:19:38,468 Hey! Don't freak out. I just wanna talk to you. 1482 01:19:38,642 --> 01:19:40,272 - I just... I wanna apologize. - We're gonna go in the kitchen, 1483 01:19:40,296 --> 01:19:41,776 and we're gonna eat whatever you want. 1484 01:19:41,950 --> 01:19:43,256 Wait, don't go! No, no, no. Wait. 1485 01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:44,910 I... I just wanna say... 1486 01:19:45,562 --> 01:19:47,042 Ce, I'm sorry! 1487 01:19:53,570 --> 01:19:55,137 Laurel! 1488 01:19:58,401 --> 01:19:59,838 Walk it off. 1489 01:20:02,188 --> 01:20:05,408 You can keep knocking me down until you feel better. 1490 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:07,802 I'm atoning! 1491 01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:14,722 All I care about is, are we gonna get paid? 1492 01:20:14,896 --> 01:20:16,985 Jill, I'm sorry. 1493 01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:21,120 Did you hear me? I love your wig! 1494 01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:25,864 I'm bald! 1495 01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:29,389 I shaved my head for you! 1496 01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:32,783 When have you ever done anything like that for anyone? 1497 01:20:33,915 --> 01:20:35,090 You're so selfish. 1498 01:20:38,615 --> 01:20:40,313 And I'm bald! 1499 01:20:45,796 --> 01:20:47,015 What was I saying? 1500 01:20:47,189 --> 01:20:48,669 Remind me, Amanda! 1501 01:20:48,843 --> 01:20:50,243 You... Pay. Pay... 1502 01:20:50,453 --> 01:20:52,455 - You're worth more. - Obviously. 1503 01:21:57,912 --> 01:22:00,959 Psst! Leo. 1504 01:22:03,526 --> 01:22:05,702 I'm giving you some liver. 1505 01:22:06,877 --> 01:22:08,183 No, no, no. No, no, no. 1506 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:09,706 I don't want your crazy-ass liver. 1507 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,480 No. Wait, wait. What... 1508 01:22:11,534 --> 01:22:13,493 Did you know livers could grow back? 1509 01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,277 How screwy is that? 1510 01:22:15,451 --> 01:22:17,018 They're gonna give you a slice of mine 1511 01:22:17,192 --> 01:22:18,585 because yours is all tumored up, 1512 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:21,805 but it's cool because it'll just grow back. 1513 01:22:22,545 --> 01:22:24,504 I hope that I can't feel it growing back. 1514 01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,723 - That would be screwy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1515 01:22:26,897 --> 01:22:29,900 No, I do not want your crazy-ass liver. 1516 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:33,904 Relax. It's not like they're giving you a slice of my brain. 1517 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,646 Besides, it's too late. 1518 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:40,476 I already signed the paperwork, so if you don't take it, 1519 01:22:40,650 --> 01:22:42,783 they'll just give it to somebody else. 1520 01:22:42,957 --> 01:22:44,757 And if you thought that I was annoying before, 1521 01:22:44,828 --> 01:22:46,917 wait till you see what I'm like when I find out 1522 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:49,529 that you didn't accept my liver slice. 1523 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:51,574 - Stop saying that. - Liver slice. 1524 01:22:51,748 --> 01:22:52,899 - Stop. Stop calling it that. - Liver slice. Liver slice. 1525 01:22:52,923 --> 01:22:54,229 Wait. 1526 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,449 Why are you doing this? 1527 01:22:57,972 --> 01:23:00,453 Leo, I just really, really 1528 01:23:01,149 --> 01:23:03,021 did not want to shave my head. 1529 01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:07,305 So I guess this means that I'm stuck 1530 01:23:07,329 --> 01:23:08,722 with your ass forever? 1531 01:23:09,331 --> 01:23:12,421 Yep. LTF, motherfucker! 1532 01:23:12,595 --> 01:23:14,554 Liver Twins for Life! 1533 01:23:16,251 --> 01:23:17,383 Fuck. 1534 01:23:20,777 --> 01:23:23,215 All right. Honey, I don't mean to be insensitive here, 1535 01:23:23,389 --> 01:23:26,305 but I wish he could've gotten someone disease-free 1536 01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:27,741 to give him a... 1537 01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:28,979 That's nice. 1538 01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:30,265 A liver. 1539 01:23:30,961 --> 01:23:32,287 - Or whatever you gave him. - A slice. 1540 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:33,703 Liver slice. 1541 01:23:33,877 --> 01:23:35,183 Yeah. Okay. 1542 01:23:35,879 --> 01:23:38,186 It's disgusting in here. 1543 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,840 I hope you don't bring boys back here. 1544 01:23:39,883 --> 01:23:41,581 Yeah, Mom. 1545 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:43,428 Looking forward to crushing a lot of D right now. 1546 01:23:43,452 --> 01:23:44,845 Great. Just lean back. 1547 01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,412 Just lean back. 1548 01:23:46,586 --> 01:23:48,283 Just lean back. All right. 1549 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:49,806 Easy. 1550 01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:51,373 Easy! 1551 01:23:51,547 --> 01:23:54,115 All right, now I'm gonna get your feet. 1552 01:23:54,289 --> 01:23:55,595 I got your feeties. 1553 01:23:55,769 --> 01:23:57,423 I remember having an episiotomy 1554 01:23:57,597 --> 01:23:59,314 and those stitches weren't fun either, honey. 1555 01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:00,730 I know. I know. 1556 01:24:01,470 --> 01:24:03,187 But they're sturdier than you think they're gonna be. 1557 01:24:03,211 --> 01:24:04,778 All right, on the count of three. 1558 01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,519 One, two... 1559 01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:07,998 Three! Shit. 1560 01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:10,305 All right. 1561 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:11,741 Shit. Sorry! 1562 01:24:11,915 --> 01:24:13,352 Okay. 1563 01:24:13,526 --> 01:24:15,702 I stepped on your chips, and I'm sorry. 1564 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:19,184 All right, you want me to Postmates some chili? 1565 01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:20,837 Yeah. 1566 01:24:21,534 --> 01:24:23,338 At the tone, please record your message. 1567 01:24:23,362 --> 01:24:25,079 Press one for more options. 1568 01:24:25,103 --> 01:24:28,149 Ce, hey. It's me. 1569 01:24:29,368 --> 01:24:31,152 I guess I just needed to hear your voice. 1570 01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:36,375 I forgot that you have an automated message, 1571 01:24:36,549 --> 01:24:38,942 so that's a bummer. 1572 01:24:48,561 --> 01:24:50,215 Jill speaking. 1573 01:24:50,432 --> 01:24:52,032 Just kidding. Leave a message. I'm busy. 1574 01:24:52,086 --> 01:24:54,610 Jill... 1575 01:24:54,784 --> 01:24:56,545 I know that you're looking at your phone right now 1576 01:24:56,569 --> 01:24:58,310 as I call you from my phone. 1577 01:25:01,051 --> 01:25:02,836 And that makes me feel connected to you. 1578 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:04,925 You know, 1579 01:25:05,969 --> 01:25:07,449 through our phones. 1580 01:25:07,623 --> 01:25:08,818 Message deleted. 1581 01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:10,235 To record, please press... 1582 01:25:13,281 --> 01:25:15,241 Laurel here. Leave a message, 1583 01:25:15,370 --> 01:25:16,937 or just text me like a normal person. 1584 01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:19,766 I just, um... 1585 01:25:21,898 --> 01:25:22,986 I just... 1586 01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:27,165 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1587 01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:29,471 Again. 1588 01:25:49,404 --> 01:25:50,753 Hey, what's up? 1589 01:25:50,927 --> 01:25:52,247 I have to do something about this. 1590 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:53,539 Yeah. You got any ideas? 1591 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:56,194 I do, actually. 1592 01:26:42,283 --> 01:26:43,415 Wren? 1593 01:26:46,418 --> 01:26:48,637 Fresh. 1594 01:26:48,811 --> 01:26:50,857 Um, you ready? Daddy's waiting. 1595 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,698 Wren, move your ass, for Christ's sake. 1596 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:08,483 - Late as usual. - Fred, she just had surgery. 1597 01:27:08,657 --> 01:27:10,833 Was it on her legs? No. It was not. 1598 01:27:12,748 --> 01:27:16,186 Okay, um, you guys go ahead. 1599 01:27:16,361 --> 01:27:18,624 I'm just gonna take a minute. 1600 01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,758 You better reign in your anger, Mr. Pepper. 1601 01:27:33,552 --> 01:27:34,857 Were you smoking pot in there? 1602 01:27:35,728 --> 01:27:37,643 Damn right, I was. 1603 01:27:37,817 --> 01:27:40,385 It's the only way I'm gonna get through this crazy mess. 1604 01:27:48,001 --> 01:27:50,003 - How's your liver? - Good. 1605 01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:53,746 - Yours? - Good. 1606 01:27:55,269 --> 01:27:56,444 Actually, 1607 01:27:57,271 --> 01:27:59,491 I'm pretty sure I can feel it regenerating as we speak. 1608 01:28:01,449 --> 01:28:03,016 For fuck's sake. 1609 01:28:13,679 --> 01:28:18,118 Um, thank you everyone for coming. 1610 01:28:18,292 --> 01:28:21,817 You're probably wondering why you're here. 1611 01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:25,255 I'm actually surprised at how many of you showed up. 1612 01:28:25,430 --> 01:28:27,867 I figured most of you wouldn't come, 1613 01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:30,130 but luckily for me, 1614 01:28:31,044 --> 01:28:33,916 you're here, and I was wrong. Yay. 1615 01:28:35,483 --> 01:28:36,876 I did something wrong. 1616 01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:40,358 Very wrong. I, um... 1617 01:28:42,403 --> 01:28:46,494 So wrong that I'm actually embarrassed to say it out loud. 1618 01:28:46,668 --> 01:28:48,061 Rambling. Rambling. 1619 01:28:50,063 --> 01:28:52,718 But I will say it. I, um... 1620 01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,720 Hey, speak up. We can't hear ya. 1621 01:29:04,599 --> 01:29:05,948 I don't have cancer. 1622 01:29:08,037 --> 01:29:09,865 I never did. I... 1623 01:29:11,127 --> 01:29:12,694 I lied. 1624 01:29:12,868 --> 01:29:15,610 I never meant for it to get so out of hand. 1625 01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:19,092 I also didn't do anything to stop it. 1626 01:29:21,355 --> 01:29:23,096 I, I... I can sense that 1627 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:25,359 you're all starting to get a little agitated, 1628 01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:28,057 which is completely understandable. I... 1629 01:29:29,624 --> 01:29:30,799 never should've done that. 1630 01:29:33,367 --> 01:29:35,761 Sorry to... Sorry to interrupt, 1631 01:29:35,935 --> 01:29:38,154 but, we... we have something to say. 1632 01:29:39,068 --> 01:29:41,244 Um... 1633 01:29:41,419 --> 01:29:44,247 We've known Wren for most of our lives. 1634 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:46,502 You know, when you bank that many years with someone, 1635 01:29:46,554 --> 01:29:50,297 you kind of figure that you got 'em all figured out 1636 01:29:50,471 --> 01:29:52,473 and there are no big surprises left, 1637 01:29:52,647 --> 01:29:55,171 so if you guys are pissed, 1638 01:29:55,345 --> 01:29:56,608 imagine how we feel. 1639 01:29:58,131 --> 01:30:01,874 - You know? - I shaved my head. No reason. 1640 01:30:02,048 --> 01:30:03,634 - We're super pissed. - She's bald? 1641 01:30:03,658 --> 01:30:07,140 And disappointed, and hurt, 1642 01:30:07,314 --> 01:30:08,750 but you know what we realized? 1643 01:30:08,924 --> 01:30:10,578 It's not all that bad 1644 01:30:10,752 --> 01:30:12,580 because you know what the good news is 1645 01:30:12,754 --> 01:30:14,930 when you find out that someone can still surprise you? 1646 01:30:15,104 --> 01:30:17,237 It's that they can still surprise you. 1647 01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:23,156 Like, in a good way. 1648 01:30:23,330 --> 01:30:27,552 Like if somebody can surprise you negatively, 1649 01:30:27,726 --> 01:30:31,817 then they also can probably surprise you positively. 1650 01:30:31,991 --> 01:30:33,558 Jill, shh. Shh. 1651 01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:36,125 I'm sorry. These people have faces that tell me 1652 01:30:36,299 --> 01:30:37,866 they don't comprehend... 1653 01:30:40,478 --> 01:30:43,132 - They don't comprehend much. - Okay. Okay. 1654 01:30:43,306 --> 01:30:45,526 So the point is, y-you should be mad at Wren 1655 01:30:45,700 --> 01:30:47,093 because she deserves it. 1656 01:30:47,267 --> 01:30:49,399 And honestly, the damage she's done 1657 01:30:49,574 --> 01:30:51,576 is probably gonna take decades to repair. 1658 01:30:55,971 --> 01:30:57,582 But the point is, 1659 01:30:58,321 --> 01:30:59,888 she does wanna repair it, 1660 01:31:00,802 --> 01:31:04,893 so why don't we just let her try? 1661 01:31:10,203 --> 01:31:11,683 Okay. Um... 1662 01:31:12,684 --> 01:31:15,121 Where was I? 1663 01:31:15,295 --> 01:31:17,732 You just finished telling us that, you lied 1664 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:20,692 about having a fatal disease that kills millions every year 1665 01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:23,912 and devastates millions more, but that you didn't intend to. 1666 01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:26,654 Right. 1667 01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:28,612 Thank you, Dad. 1668 01:31:28,743 --> 01:31:29,918 Love you, sweetie. 1669 01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:33,792 I would also really like to return 1670 01:31:33,966 --> 01:31:36,795 all of your incredibly generous donations. 1671 01:31:37,447 --> 01:31:39,145 I'll be honest with you, 1672 01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:42,931 I wanted to just Venmo you guys or write a bunch of checks 1673 01:31:43,105 --> 01:31:44,803 from the safety of my apartment 1674 01:31:44,977 --> 01:31:47,283 where I didn't have to look at anyone 1675 01:31:47,457 --> 01:31:49,677 and see them staring at me the way that you guys 1676 01:31:49,851 --> 01:31:51,549 are all staring at me right now. 1677 01:31:54,813 --> 01:31:57,598 I made a mistake, and I'm trying to atone. 1678 01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:00,383 So... 1679 01:32:02,690 --> 01:32:06,476 I stand here before you today extremely apologetic 1680 01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:07,932 - and embarrassed... - Just shut up 1681 01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:09,610 and give us the dough, yo! 1682 01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:12,961 Got it. Thank you for your time. 1683 01:32:25,887 --> 01:32:28,150 Tell Jill I think she looks great bald. 1684 01:32:28,324 --> 01:32:29,325 Come on, honey. 1685 01:32:36,289 --> 01:32:37,420 I'm sorry. 1686 01:32:42,164 --> 01:32:43,252 Fuck you. 1687 01:32:44,427 --> 01:32:46,473 Again, I am sorry. 1688 01:32:48,910 --> 01:32:50,259 Hey. 1689 01:32:52,218 --> 01:32:54,307 How's it going? 1690 01:32:54,481 --> 01:32:55,961 Well, someone just told me 1691 01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:58,267 that I'm the world's most accomplished jackass, 1692 01:32:58,441 --> 01:33:00,052 but that was my dad, 1693 01:33:00,226 --> 01:33:02,489 and I'm pretty sure he was just blowing off some steam. 1694 01:33:06,885 --> 01:33:08,669 Thanks for coming. 1695 01:33:08,843 --> 01:33:11,324 You're not off the hook, Wren. We're still really mad, 1696 01:33:11,498 --> 01:33:14,283 but it's possible you weren't wrong about everything. 1697 01:33:14,457 --> 01:33:17,025 You know, spending all that time together was nice. 1698 01:33:17,199 --> 01:33:18,679 I forgot how much I missed us, 1699 01:33:18,853 --> 01:33:21,334 even if one of us is a big asshole. 1700 01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,640 You're the asshole. 1701 01:33:24,119 --> 01:33:26,644 Just give us a minute. 1702 01:33:27,775 --> 01:33:29,168 I can do that. 1703 01:33:31,736 --> 01:33:33,433 How did you guys know to come? 1704 01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,391 Leo. 1705 01:33:35,565 --> 01:33:38,220 He told us what you did with the, the liver slice. 1706 01:33:38,394 --> 01:33:40,135 He also said all that stuff about 1707 01:33:40,309 --> 01:33:43,008 friends choosing each other, and that was pretty convincing. 1708 01:33:50,885 --> 01:33:53,235 - Bye. - Still angry. 1709 01:35:03,610 --> 01:35:05,873 I love this look. I'm so much faster now. 1710 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:12,856 Remember when we used to drag race your car 1711 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:14,142 down the street in high school? 1712 01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:17,885 I don't know, man. This is a minivan. 1713 01:35:21,106 --> 01:35:23,108 - Whoo! Yeah! - Yeah! 1714 01:35:23,804 --> 01:35:26,328 Come on. That was, like, an invitation. 1715 01:35:32,508 --> 01:35:34,989 Whoo! 1716 01:35:39,994 --> 01:35:41,674 Hey, Wren, there is one more thing 1717 01:35:41,779 --> 01:35:44,216 - you can do to atone. - What? 1718 01:35:44,390 --> 01:35:46,871 God. 1719 01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:49,177 What's the big deal, Wren? It's just hair. 1720 01:35:50,265 --> 01:35:51,745 Okay, here we go. 122530