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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back. [cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades]
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[Carl] Unless you get nicked,
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married or sectioned,
nobody can tell you what to do.
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I've got three weddings this month,
old mates stepping up, looking tall.
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Being in charge.
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Fiona was 16
when she took over this family.
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Debbie was about 11. Well...
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Eleven or 12.
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Lip never did, but only cos he was born
knowing about that kind of stuff.
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I'm twenty-one and never been asked!
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Is he sulking? Is he fuck?
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Who my age gives this up for that?
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Being a best man
is as in charge as I wanna be.
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Micky this, Micky that, Micky who?
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Micky Foodchain Ringpiece, that's who.
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I've got nasal sprays, throat sprays,
skin like Grandma's and...
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I'm wheezing like someone
who's got a note for games.
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[Micky] That only started the day, exactly
the day when they fitted that new boiler.
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[Mimi] Sunday, I burnt a cake
and broke a nail.
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[Mimi] Two things in one day.
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-Just turn it off!
-It's freezing.
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-It's summer.
-It's East Manchester!
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-It can't be fucking hay fever!
-[Mimi] Who's fucking arguing?
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-And stop swearing back!
-Ask why she won't change the boiler.
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[Mimi] Nobody else's whingeing,
cos there's nothing wrong with the boiler,
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cos the boiler does exactly
what a boiler is meant to do.
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Just like the last one did!
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Until the gas chap twigged we'd piped
into next door's and condemned us with it.
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-Have we heard? Are they prosecuting?
-Nah!
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Only turns out his wife's one of
me best clients cos she's a total fuck-up.
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Mam!
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Micky!
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It's me... or the boiler.
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Give us a shout
if you need anything, Cynth!
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Back to nearly normal, yes, two secs!
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[Jamie] Bang on cue, missus!
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Who the fuck says "Happy Wedding",
you knob?
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So, next time there's a funeral
we just stick up "Dead", do we?
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-[Carl laughs]
-Get this finished,
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then sort your kid out, Micky Fullmoon.
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-Why?
-Where?
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Talking about
moving to Sydney for good. Upstairs.
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[Jamie sighs loudly]
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["A Hundred Years"
by Tracey Chapman playing]
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Guess whose mam's chucked me out?
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[clears his throat]
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[suspenseful music]
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[mobile phone keys beeping]
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[fire alarm beeping]
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Shit!
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[shop door shuts]
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-Did you get it out?
-Little fuckers.
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-[Chesney] Has Marty gone?
-Yeah.
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He's in a bit of a rush,
so he asked me to give you this.
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Took two Pot Snacks, two beans, bigguns,
crackers, teabags, cheapest.
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Cheers, Kel.
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-Why'd you say Sydney?
-I didn't.
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I let Sitges slip, then flipped it round
to Sydney before Karen twigged.
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Bum Boy Barca Sitges?
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-Cooking in thongs and that?
-And how would you know, Jedwards?
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[Carl laughs]
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Look, don't start, right,
because things got said.
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-Over a boiler? Are you serious?
-Boiler, what?
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You weren't kicked out.
Mum doesn't even know you're gone.
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She's just seen you taking bags out
for the bins.
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Just? Five hours ago and
they're not binbags, they're clothes. See!
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Micky, go home.
You're sorry, you've calmed down.
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Fuck off!
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[Micky gasps] Look, I will literally die.
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I'm twenny six.
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You don't flick ears at twenny six!
Right, a couple of nights, tops.
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For that, you help us cover
the bar for this wedding do.
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Sound.
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Shifting already.
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Whatever.
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[knocking at door]
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[Kelly banging at the door] Fuck's sake!
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-[Kelly] Why didn't you open up?
-Could've been the filth.
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For lifting from Chesney's and trying
to burn his shop down, you mean?
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They'd come in through the window.
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[sighing] From a skip
outside the youth club.
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You had company?
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[stutters] Not since you were here last.
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I just... wanted you to know, I think
it'd be better if you kept your distance.
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You said last time I saw you.
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I know but, safer.
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-It might be safer to--
-Cos of Shane?
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Cos of Shane.
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In case he got the wrong end of the stick.
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-Know what happened last time.
-Don't want that happening again.
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All just a misunderstanding.
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It's easily done.
Him being the jealous type.
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-There's nothing to be jealous of.
-No, but if there had've been.
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Possessive, I think.
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-More than jealous.
-He's your husband.
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Yeah.
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Either way, best if I kept me distance.
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-You okay with that?
-Have to be.
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See you, then.
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Yeah. Look after yourself and stuff.
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-You too.
-Bye.
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Bye.
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[emotive music]
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["Beautiful Day" by U2 playing
on the stereo]
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[Butch] Save your breath.
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Them lot'll be over there.
You're on the tables with me.
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But I still get to wear a special t-shirt?
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[Frank] What you going on about, Cynthia?
It's a scratch card, you scratch it.
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But it doesn't say where.
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Lucky me.
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[Frank sighs]
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-Hey up, there you go.
-What am I dropping now?
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Few chromosomes.
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Left. Left foot.
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Near the toilets.
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Well.
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Bastards! Send all your winners
to Cheshire pubs, eh!
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[Cynthia] It's a no, then?
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[Frank groans] It can't be helped.
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It's all right,
couple of stitches, it'll mend.
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Boss wants a word, Frank.
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What, who?
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The woman's poorly, you scrubber.
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So?! You know she'd be licking it,
if I hadn't put the time in!
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How in God's name is that not mine?
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Go on fifty each? You know she will.
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She'll have it on her cornflakes,
the pointless old window licker.
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-[partygoers cheer]
-[Frank cries out]
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-I made a speech! Me!
-[Frank screams]
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You said they were posh.
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I said they had money.
You watch 'em drink!
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...forty, fifty, sixty, seventy...
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-[Karen] 80, 90, 100.
-[Frank groans in pain]
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Fucking OAPs.
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[mumbles unintelligibly]
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[mumbling] Fucking drive around
and lick of that, fucking sort it out...
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[Frank mumbles unintelligibly]
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Cynthia!
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[tense music]
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["Celebration" by Kool & The Gang playing]
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More voddy, less red.
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Not gonna get changed?
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In my family, first thing a bride sees
when she walks into church? Aisle.
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Altar.
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-Hymn.
-[all laugh]
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Mam!
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[screams] Mam!
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[Micky] Wait for it...
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-[music stops]
-[Micky] Freeze!
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[cheering]
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Someone get her a big drink on me!
That's for later.
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Someone get her a cardigan, man,
she must be about 60! [laughs]
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["Celebration" by Kool & The Gang
resumes playing]
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[Frank sings]
♪ Nessun dorma, nessun-- ♪
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None shall fucking sleep tonight.
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-Right, I'll have--
-Easy, money bags.
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One of them, one of them and two of them.
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Now, 'ere, 'ere, 'ere!
Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen!
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Right, state your name and
how you're pleading! [laughs]
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There's a banker, a taxpayer and a little
single parent on housing benefits,
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all sitting round this table, with a plate
of 12 biscuits to split between 'em.
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Banker's straight in, nabbing 11 of 'em.
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Straight in the pocket,
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right, and he turns to the taxpayer
and he says, "Watch that thieving cunt.
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Keep an eye on your biscuit, mate!"
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[everybody laughs]
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Yeah, but while them two are swapping
email addresses,
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he's having their laptops, you know...
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-[everybody laughs]
-[Frank continues speaking indistinctly]
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What the fuck have you been up to?
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Oh, yeah, it's me!
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I'd fuck off Frank, before they eat you.
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[indistinctive chatter]
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[TV news reporter]
North Manchester Police today confirmed
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that gun crime levels were
at their lowest since 1998.
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Tonight a pensioner was brutally assaulted
in her home in Belvedere Road.
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Detectives found traces of new green paint
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close to the crime scene,
possibly from footwear
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and they urge anyone with information
to call their confidential helpline
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on 08081 570 999.
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-Cynthia?
-Frank.
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[voices on TV]
Police have this morning confirmed
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that the pensioner violently assaulted
in her home in Belvedere Road
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is Miss Cynthia Rose Feltz.
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Miss Feltz was found when a neighbour...
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...we must fight crimes like this
with zero tolerance...
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Miss Feltz, who has no next of kin,
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was thought to have been carrying
a large sum of money.
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[milkman] Here you go, Frank.
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Cheers, Stafford!
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Don't forget fat's the new black,
so you'll be laughing with Babs.
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I'll walk from here.
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[coughs] I've got a medical
this afternoon so...
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it'll help if I look fucked.
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Fuck off, dickhead.
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Full English, when anybody's ready.
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-Who disappeared after Cynthia went home?
-Everybody, eventually.
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[Jamie] Frank.
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You know? And who got refused credit
before he left here, lagging?
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[Karen] Jamie,
Frank's a lot of things but he's not that.
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Yeah? Who tried nicking her scratch card
swag before she knew she'd won?
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He left here lagging and cadging.
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Yeah, and then bounced back later
chucking twenties about... Frank!
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He'll be a lot of things in a dozen bags
when I find the nonce.
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[Karen] Jamie, speak to him.
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And don't give it that on Facebook
because you know nothing
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and it's Frank's name on the line.
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Yeah, and his head.
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-Like you've never robbed purses?
-Yeah, but not since school.
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There's lines you don't cross.
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I mean, the poor cow's retarded,
and raspberries is a no-no.
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-Patty.
-[Patty] Hmm?
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Last night, where'd you and Frank been
before the Jockey?
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Excuse me! Last night,
I went line dancing on my tod,
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being ignored and insulted, as per usual.
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Somebody said they saw you putting up
in a taxi together laughing your tits off.
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I was waiting for the last bus
from line dancing.
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Frank rolls up in a taxi.
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I'm not quick enough, so he drags us in.
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[Patty] Couldn't understand
a word the man said and,
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happy to be with him
only until his money ran out,
243
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and I had to buy me own drinks.
244
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,440
Then I shot to the buffet.
245
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,080
-So where did his money come from?
-Well, he wouldn't know, never has!
246
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:16,440
Hence me thinking, it's either fighting
or gambling to explain the big spender.
247
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,360
But...
248
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he didn't have a bruise on him, the gimp.
249
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,400
[Kelly] Male Maguires should be banned
250
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,080
from ever thinking in pairs,
they're lethal!
251
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And you're dafter than them
for listening to it!
252
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,800
Kelly, I saw it with me own.
253
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,400
Ask Shane! Me and him had to practically
stop Frank from nicking her prize card.
254
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,920
So? Frank'd nick prams
if he didn't hate babies.
255
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,320
Don't make him a granny-basher.
256
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,680
He did leave straight after her and was
back later ordering doubles and bubbles.
257
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,200
Is it in there? The Cynthia thing
off the radio? Giz it here.
258
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Take the freebie.
259
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,320
Have you ever seen
a barrel scraped so low?
260
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,840
[Frank scoffs]
Literally can't give 'em away.
261
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,840
[tense dramatic music]
262
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Oh!
263
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Thirty five rental. Fifty deposit.
264
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,720
They're keeping the lot because somebody
got fucking green paint on it!
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00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,640
[Carl] What?
266
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,320
[Mimi] Medics had to resuscitate her
in the ambulance.
267
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,480
[Shane] Hiya, Avril.
268
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,000
Mam, Kell's still round there
with Lady Gaga, so I haven't locked up.
269
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:36,560
I want this on the streets
and round your mates.
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00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:42,600
[Mimi] Mimi Maguire is putting up a grand
for the name of the fucker who did this.
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You serious? A grand?
272
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You don't even like her.
273
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,320
I'm organising a whip-round
for Cynthia, poor cow.
274
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Door to door, the lot.
275
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,720
Cos we want everyone chipping into this.
276
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,000
Not in here, Frank.
We've already got one on.
277
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,160
Oh, Carl, just a five.
278
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Ten! Till Thursday-ish.
279
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C'mon. Fuckin'...
280
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,360
Oh! Fuck, that's me bus fare.
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I've got a fucking medical, which is--
282
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Thought you were
just taxis these days, Frank.
283
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,520
-Hey?
-Leave it, Butch.
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[Karen] Yes, Kel?
285
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,600
[Kelly] Er, chilli and chips
and a vodka tonic.
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-Bring it over.
-[Kelly] Thank you.
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00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,880
[Kelly] Oh! All right, Frank?
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00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,960
Hiya.
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00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,680
If they think you're with me,
nobody'll touch your car.
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00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,680
I'm safe.
291
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,880
[whispering] Jamie, the police!
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00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,240
[Jamie] Sorry, Frank, yours is here, mate.
293
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,360
[Jamie] You didn't leave
a mobile phone, did you?
294
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,360
Er... if it's got credit on it,
it's probably mine.
295
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,160
You're Cynthia Feltz's employers,
is that right?
296
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,760
I give her a few bob every now and then
to keep her busy.
297
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,240
-[Karen] Look, if this is bad news--
-Relax. She proved us all wrong
298
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,720
and regained consciousness
an hour or so back.
299
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,920
Has she said who?
300
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,400
She's not talking yet,
but she seems to know where she is.
301
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,720
[Micky] She didn't before.
302
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,440
I just meant...
303
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,880
Whoa! Just that she didn't before!
304
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,160
["The Suburbs" by Arcade Fire playing]
305
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,400
What's the score, then?
306
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,880
What's all this, people blanking me dad?
307
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,200
They're not very keen
on what he might've done.
308
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,280
As in?
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Cynthia.
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00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,000
Cynthia's nothing to do with you, is she?
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00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:23,000
-Related to that parcel? Fuck off!
-No, the kickin'.
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00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,440
It's just your name keeps surfacing,
Frank, and it's not just me.
313
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,800
There's others whispering
and I'm picking stuff up.
314
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,480
[soft, emotive music]
315
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,200
Fractured skull, broken ribs,
fucked-up windpipe.
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00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,280
Me?
317
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,760
I said I was sorry before I asked,
318
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,120
precisely to avoid
this getting ugly, Frank.
319
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,280
[Frank scoffs loudly]
320
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,600
That let you down, did it?
321
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,720
[Cynthia] Who's... Go.
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00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,360
[Mimi] Your dad's name's coming up
too many times to be guesswork, Carl.
323
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,520
-From who?
-Some you know, some you won't.
324
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,320
But too many who want
to string him up to ignore.
325
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,640
You're not right
in the fucking head, you lot!
326
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,240
Watch your mouth, Gallagher.
327
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,720
How long've you known him? When has he
ever laid into anybody round here?
328
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,600
-What, discounting his kids?
-What? You never twatted your own?
329
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,480
And if that's a no,
do shit-thick wankers run in your family?
330
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,880
-The fuck do you think you are, Maguire?
-Whoa! Fucking hell!
331
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,760
[clamouring]
332
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,120
[Jamie] You fucking better run, Gallagher!
333
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,280
[dramatic, fast-paced music]
334
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,760
What you saying about my dad?
335
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,640
Karen Maguire asked me questions
I gave honest answers to.
336
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,280
Pack your bags
and get the fuck out of his house.
337
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:02,560
Carl, I've repeated nothing
I didn't see with my own eyes.
338
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,280
So where did "coked off his tits"
come from?
339
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,280
I can tell gak from gossip.
340
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,520
This smells a bit off.
341
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,320
[Patty] We were back in the Jockey.
342
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,080
[Patty sniffs and gasps]
343
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,680
-Fuck! I'm on Warfarin, you cunt!
-[Frank laughs hysterically]
344
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,240
[Patty] Off his tits, Carl. I swear!
345
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,360
Nobody wants your dad involved in this.
346
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,880
But you need to see
what we've been looking at, Carl.
347
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,000
And people don't speak to me like that.
348
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,400
-Where?
-Nowhere, actually!
349
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,120
-No, where are we going?
-Apollo side of Ardwick.
350
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,480
Branson, this is Carl,
a good friend and neighbour.
351
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,920
Carl, Branson,
a colleague every third Sunday.
352
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,960
Just show Carl
what I saw earlier, Branson.
353
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,880
[Kelly] This is Frank
dancing outside Panama 2.
354
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,680
[Kelly] Now Cinnamon Street.
355
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,720
It's a bit ropier than I'd like, but...
356
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,520
[Kelly] Round that corner's
where Cynthia lives, right?
357
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,000
And 62 minutes later,
coming back this way.
358
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,160
[Kelly] Hailing a taxi.
Where'd he get the money?
359
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,600
I didn't make it up, Carl.
360
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,280
These pictures speak for themselves.
Your dad's in deep shit.
361
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,040
[dramatic piano music]
362
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,920
[doctor] So you're experiencing
about two fits a month?
363
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,800
[Frank] Correct.
364
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,760
[doctor] Are you still getting pain
down the right side of your neck?
365
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,960
[Frank] Yeah, it's worse, if anything.
366
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,600
[doctor] Any falling injuries
when you have the fits?
367
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,560
[Frank] No.
368
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,320
[doctor] You're what, six foot?
369
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,360
[doctor] That's a long way to horizontal
without bumps and bruising.
370
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,760
[Frank] I'm mostly
on me arse when they strike.
371
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,240
[doctor] So, what's this lot?
372
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,360
[Frank] Eh?
373
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,240
-What the fuck?
-[huffs]
374
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,280
Well, if you're surprised, I don't know
what the wife's gonna think.
375
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,600
When you get dressed, you can go.
376
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,680
[slow enigmatic music]
377
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,320
[man screaming]
378
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,320
[Carl] Oi! Dad!
379
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,720
If you help us shift
a bit of furniture for a mate,
380
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,640
there's a tenner in it for you.
381
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,800
Tell him it's 20 or he's had it.
382
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,640
No, sack that. Not in here.
383
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,200
You all right?
384
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,440
["Weather With You"
by Crowded House playing on radio]
385
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,640
♪ At Fifty Seven Mount Pleasant Street ♪
386
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,720
Smoke if you want.
387
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,440
♪ You can fight the sleep,
but not the dream ♪
388
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,840
-♪ Things ain't cookin'... ♪
-[Frank sighs]
389
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,480
[Frank sings] ♪ When you try your best
But you can't succeed ♪ [tuts]
390
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,880
♪ If you try your best
But you can't succeed ♪
391
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,480
♪ If you try your best
But you can't succeed ♪
392
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:49,280
♪ And I will try to fix you ♪
393
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:55,680
I got up and sang a top notch version
of that at Manny Holden's pre-trial party.
394
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,760
[Frank laughs]
395
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,040
We'd been on mushrooms and his...
396
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,520
fuckin' twisted wife had brewed up for us.
397
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,240
She just... just... twatted,
398
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,240
just totally twatted.
399
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,880
[Frank laughs]
400
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,320
I couldn't believe me eyes
401
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,040
when they played that tape
402
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,720
at his wake, you know,
when he copped-out at Strangeways.
403
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,040
[Carl] Dad.
404
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,080
Hang on.
405
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,560
A, I can't remember a thing
406
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,680
about that night with the mushrooms,
Manny and the singing.
407
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,040
Not just as in normal "can't".
408
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,040
You know, like, waking up
in Fallowfield between that fat,
409
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,720
black, spotty bird and her mam.
410
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,640
I mean...
411
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,920
There on stage...
412
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,400
like...
413
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,680
belting... "Fix You" out...
414
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,640
which still scares me shitless,
because, B...
415
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,640
I couldn't sing it sober if I tried.
416
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,000
I didn't think I was capable.
417
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,280
If it was you
418
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,640
and I've to hear it from anyone else,
419
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,640
that'd be us finished.
420
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,800
-[Frank groans]
-You know that, don't you?
421
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,960
And I haven't a fucking clue
where I got these.
422
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,840
What we gonna do with me, Carl?
423
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,560
If they've to come and fetch you,
there's three years' difference.
424
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,640
Out of how many?
425
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,440
Says five to seven on the web.
426
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,680
[screaming] Oh, no!
427
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,880
We... Jesus wept!
428
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,320
[Frank lets out a muffled scream]
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
429
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,200
[Frank] I can't do time again, Carl.
430
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,240
Not at my age.
431
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,920
Nobody leaves you alone, you know.
It's gonna be fuckin'... [chokes]
432
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,320
[sobbing] They'll crucify me.
433
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,720
[emotive music]
434
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,400
[sobbing] They'll fucking crucify...
435
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,680
[Frank continues to sob]
436
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,320
[Frank keeps sobbing]
437
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560
[Frank gasps]
438
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,760
In all seriousness, I reckon
your arse is fine smelling like that.
439
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,160
Fuck me arse, we've all sold arses!
440
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,920
But, nowadays, it's...
441
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
random drug tests, so...
442
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,720
you can't take a piss
without literally grassing yourself up.
443
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,440
And what else is there?
444
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,680
Come on, Dad.
445
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,640
Come on.
446
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,760
I'm coming with you.
447
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,720
[feel-good, upbeat music]
448
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,320
I'm here to hand meself in.
449
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,160
[DI Carroll] Commencing interview
with Vernon Francis Gallagher,
450
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240
on charges of burglary, common theft
451
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,560
and causing grievous bodily harm
to Mrs Cynthia Feltz.
452
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,880
Attending Officers
DI Carroll, DC Sheridan,
453
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,040
with Mr Ashton Strang from duty
legal services representing the defendant.
454
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,160
-Slept okay, Frank?
-[Frank] Not three hours.
455
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,840
Hopefully see you through till teatime,
though, eh?
456
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,680
And sleep's the great healer,
so how's that voice coming along?
457
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,440
Wrong man or Fifth Amendment,
458
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,440
that's all you're getting
cos it's all I've got.
459
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,080
Forensics rustled
a few new words up for you, Frank.
460
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,200
Scene of crime.
461
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,160
DNA.
462
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,720
Positive match.
463
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:41,400
Prisoner 1052, Gallagher, Vernon Francis.
464
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Get your head down
while we proof your press release.
465
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,800
[DI Carroll] Interview terminated 13:52.
466
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,840
[ominous music]
467
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,960
[Frank sighs] Oh.
468
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,640
[tyres screech]
469
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,560
[male TV reporter]
Police today named their prime suspect
470
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,000
in the attack on the Beswick pensioner,
76 year-old Cynthia Feltz...
471
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,920
[female TV reporter] ...at her home late
Thursday night.
472
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,480
[male reporter] Francis Vernon Gallagher
from neighbouring Chatsworth Estate...
473
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,120
...was formally charged with actual
bodily harm and remanded into custody
474
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,560
[female reporter] ...after magistrates
denied his application for bail.
475
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,280
Three and four...
476
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,520
-[intruder 1] Where's Frank? Where is he?
-[intruder 2] Where is he?
477
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,680
Where is he?
478
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,840
-Where is he?
-I don't know where he is.
479
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,960
I don't know.
480
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,920
[male reporter] The Officer
in charge of the case,
481
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,440
Detective Inspector Clarice Carroll,
confirmed
482
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,440
[female reporter] ...police are pursuing
no further leads
483
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,720
in connection with the crime
at the time of this report.
484
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,400
["Shook Ones" by Mobb Deep playing]
485
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,560
Yeah, that's right!
486
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,880
If you're gonna chain-smoke five in a row,
spend a lot more on 'em.
487
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,880
And I'm booking three health and fitness
reviews for eight in the morning.
488
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,000
Back to your desks.
489
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,320
I've just remanded your dad
on positive DNA samples.
490
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,800
You know he didn't do it.
491
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,880
I can tell.
492
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,120
If he swears he never set foot
in Cynthia Feltz' home,
493
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,360
how come his DNA was found
in her living room?
494
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,520
Old lady beaten
literally half to death, Carl.
495
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,920
[emotive music]
496
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,520
Stella! Stella!
497
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,320
[Patty] Carl! Avril's got her next door.
498
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,520
[Patty] They nearly hit us with that.
499
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,560
[Patty] These were local, Carl.
My old boyfriend.
500
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,600
I've an ex, works for Novotel.
501
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,120
We live here.
502
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,760
We've done nothing wrong.
503
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,760
[upbeat, nostalgic music]
504
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,400
[emotive music]
505
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,240
[sighs]
506
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,640
[Lillian] Hey, it's not a soup kitchen!
We've a system.
507
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,960
-[Carl] Get off!
-[Kelly shouts] What? Carl! Ah!
508
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,680
[screams] Carl! What are you--
509
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,120
-[Carl] Where's your kid?
-What's a your kid?
510
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,480
Your kid, Kev.
I need to speak to Kev, now. Where is he?
511
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,160
Carl, dragging me out in the street
looking like Life Of Brian's mum
512
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,720
-isn't how you ask for a favour!
-Kelly,
513
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,120
If you fuck me about,
514
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,800
I'll dump you on a roundabout
and set fire to your blanket.
515
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,520
He's in Nottingham.
516
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,360
But what good's that without a postcode?
517
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,320
And why the fuck
would I keep a postcode in a blanket?
518
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,040
What do you want him for?
519
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,200
Well, I'm not walking back.
520
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,560
You'll have to go and get my stuff.
521
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,800
Tell her she's in big bother for this!
Cheeky thing.
522
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,760
It's over a year old,
I don't know whether-- Hello?
523
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,960
That's not Veronica, is it?
524
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,480
I'm trying to reach Kev Ball.
525
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,400
[Kelly] Kevin Ball.
526
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,200
And where's work?
527
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,240
-[man shouts] Yo! Phone!
-Yeah.
528
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,280
Before you start,
the kids used all the hot water.
529
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,239
Kev?
530
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,960
-It's Carl.
-Eh?
531
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,800
Carl Gallagher.
532
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,440
Give over!
533
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,920
That's more Tom Waits.
What happened to Tin Man?
534
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,960
[Carl sobs]
535
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,320
What's up, Carl?
536
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,080
Carl?
537
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,199
Carl?
538
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:41,560
[fast-paced music]
539
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:04,280
[woman screaming and grunting]
540
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,920
No, it's a ginger bloke.
541
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,720
[Kelly screams and laughs]
542
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,840
-Wow! Who's tidied you up?
-Who missed you out?
543
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,640
-Hey!
-Get off!
544
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,040
[Carl] Y'all right, Kev?
545
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,480
Size of this!
546
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,960
Come 'ere.
547
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,800
-Right?
-Wow.
548
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,600
[Kevin] Swear to God, right,
his 13th birthday,
549
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,520
I sat there thinking he looked
way too weird to have going-out clothes.
550
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,200
You actually said it,
when I couldn't blow me candles out.
551
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,480
-Only cos they were Silk Cuts!
-Fuck off.
552
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,800
Jesus, Frank!
Where've they had you, Guantanamo?
553
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,640
[Kelly and Carl laugh]
554
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,120
Sorry, love, just... ignore me.
555
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,680
It's just me sense of humour.
556
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,840
-I'm Kev.
-Patricia.
557
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,960
-Patty.
-Aye.
558
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,640
Whoa! Don't need to ask
who your dad is, do I?
559
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,120
Stop there, cos he doesn't.
560
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,640
[Kev sighs]
561
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,680
-Who?
-Cynthia Feltz.
562
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,600
Dinner lady they sacked from St Ted's.
563
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,920
Kept turning up in her pinny
with no knickers on.
564
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,640
Little Cynth? How old now?
565
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,560
Mental age,
barely double figures with the mirror.
566
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:27,280
God bless the specimen, but...
77 this coming Saturday.
567
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,960
Who the fuck'd try nailing Frank
for a stunt like that?
568
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,280
Look. I'm right, though, aren't I, Kev?
569
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,120
I remember me and Debs fetching you
and me dad butties and stuff,
570
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,920
when you were helping him
on a job round Cynthia's house.
571
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,320
Soz, Carl.
That's not how I remember it, mate.
572
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,760
You said on the phone.
573
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,560
No, you did. Look,
Debbie's kept receipts and everything.
574
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,480
No, I said on the phone
that I'd worked on the house.
575
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,920
-Yeah, with me dad!
-Yeah.
576
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,960
In his dreams, the bedridden gonk!
577
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,200
[Kevin] He'd buggered off with half
my tools and a brand-new step ladder,
578
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,600
which I was fairly chilled about,
cos he'd nicked 'em from me before
579
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,720
and forgotten who from,
so he always tried selling 'em back to me.
580
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,560
Comes around, goes around, y'know?
581
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,160
I only went round to Fuzzy Feltz's
582
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:08,040
cos the cheeky twat
was giving it all city and guilds
583
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,640
and trying to sting her
for 200 quid plus petrol.
584
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,360
No fucking car anyway!
585
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,400
Should I be swearing on it?
586
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,120
Phrase it how you like,
as long as I'm getting the truth.
587
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,720
Fuckin' right the truth.
588
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,320
Took me over a week
to make it even liveable for her.
589
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,560
So, Frank Gallagher was physically inside
Cynthia Feltz's living room
590
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,320
when you were present
and clearly able to identify him.
591
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,120
I know, should've got five years for that!
592
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,600
[DI Carroll laughs]
593
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,520
Look, even if Frank did this...
594
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,160
He just didn't.
595
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,920
-[Shane] There you are, mate.
-Cheers, Shane.
596
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,120
[sighs] Know what?
597
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,680
I looked her right in the eye till I knew
she believed every word I said.
598
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,800
You know what else?
599
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,080
It don't count for a fucking bean,
600
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,520
because they've still got witnesses
to the scratch card stunt,
601
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,880
CCTV of him round her patch that night,
602
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,080
and every fucker in The Jockey seen him
flashing big cash at the bar.
603
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,320
He couldn't be more fucked, Carl.
604
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,560
You wanted to see me, Frank?
605
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,600
Frank... c'mon.
606
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:48,200
Nobody in my team wants
to nail the wrong bloke
607
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,880
just for public opinion brownie points.
608
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,040
They think you're concealing evidence.
609
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,680
I know you are.
610
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,840
I did walk her home.
611
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,720
And I was after her winnings.
612
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,640
[Frank] My turn.
613
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,720
[Frank] I caught her up
after she'd left the Jockey.
614
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,480
-...on our secret telly?
-Tinker Tailor.
615
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,480
Tommy Cooper.
Blue Remembered Hills.
616
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,320
Ronnie Barker.
Edge Of Darkness.
617
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,960
[Frank] Pans People flashing their clouts
to Diamonds And Pearls.
618
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,200
-And?
-Pearls!
619
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,080
Oh, I thought you were going
to say Follyfoot Farm.
620
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,240
-Why the fuck would I?
-Cos you know I like it.
621
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,120
You fucking watch it then, can't you?
622
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,360
Look, it's like I said,
I'll get my own telly, right?
623
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,880
And you can sub me till an election,
the election.
624
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,880
-Ask Cynthia properly!
-[Frank struggles] Please.
625
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,280
Fuck it, I can't do this.
626
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,840
Just tell Cynthia to get back in her box,
the silly old slop rag.
627
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,720
Granted!
628
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,880
[DI Carroll] Go on.
629
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,280
If it gets any clearer...
630
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,560
I'll be topping meself.
631
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,720
[house alarm blaring]
632
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,960
["Monkey 23" by The Kills playing]
633
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:45,280
♪ There's a monkey on my back
Makes me talk like that ♪
634
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:52,280
♪ There's a monkey on my back
Makes me talk like that ♪
635
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:59,760
♪ There's a monkey on my back
Makes me talk like that ♪
636
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,680
♪ There's a monkey on my back ♪
637
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,400
♪ Makes me talk like that ♪
638
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,920
[rock music playing on stereo]
639
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,240
[mouthing]
640
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,080
[clears throat]
641
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,400
-What?
-Tell us something about Frank, Mimi.
642
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:23,120
Kevin fuckin' Ball! You owe me 30 quid
for weed and six years of interest.
643
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,120
[laughs] Not twice,
you thieving scouse bastard!
644
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,360
-Pint?
-Yes.
645
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,200
You lived here years before me.
Frank Gallagher? Come on.
646
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,120
He hasn't give us one line of defence.
647
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,200
He shouldn't need to, Mimi.
Plus, I worked here seven years.
648
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,520
Never paid
scratch-card prize money in twenties,
649
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,560
cos before midnight,
some of 'em can still count to five,
650
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,960
but ten tens, count three out
before they've palmed one and they're...
651
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,520
Y'know what I mean?
652
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,000
Plus, Frank was paying in twenties,
wasn't he? Is this on the house? Ta.
653
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,200
Y'all right, Monroe, how's it going?
654
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,160
Actually, I was in the shower this
morning, going, "Things are looking"...
655
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,400
Y'know when everything looks
more colourful?
656
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,200
If Shane's laid a finger on you,
now is the time to say.
657
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,400
What? Give over.
658
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,560
Not twice with oven gloves,
cos I'd blow him off if he did!
659
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,160
So, that's a Man B.
660
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,400
Marty.
661
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,000
Mar-- Marty?
Are you stuffing crack up your crack, Kel?
662
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,360
Marty is me, Kev.
663
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,280
[Kevin groans] Oh, Jee...
664
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,240
-Myrna? Did you get it for us?
-[Kevin] Marty? Marty?
665
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,200
No, hang on, hang on!
[whispers] Pen.
666
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,040
-Pen, pen!
-Right! Karen, you got a pen?
667
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,720
Ta. Right, go on.
668
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,720
Brilliant.
669
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,160
Tell 'em thanks for the collection.
670
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,960
Erm and...
671
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,200
Jamie.
672
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,360
Borrow you a sec?
673
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,600
This's Saturday's takings.
674
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,600
The only person drinking Flip-Flops was
Patty. The only person paying was Frank.
675
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280
He spent way more than Cynthia lost.
676
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,160
And between 'em, they spent more
than that on scratch cards!
677
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,400
What, he couldn't have
gone under her floorboards for more?
678
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,760
Plus, we paid her in tens.
679
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,720
Frank was blowing twenties.
680
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,880
Now then, I'll have one of them.
681
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,720
-It wasn't her money.
-[Butch] Karen?
682
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,120
Yeah?
683
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,440
Can you come and look at something for us?
684
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,200
[Cynthia] Erm... ears waxed.
685
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,960
And de-loused.
686
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,280
And they've made me look
absolutely champion down here!
687
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,960
-[people gagging]
-[Avril laughs]
688
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,400
You didn't leave that in on purpose?
689
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,160
I didn't make her do it!
690
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,000
-You showed me this yesterday.
-Nah, this is different.
691
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,040
-D'you remember Jody Garcia?
-Yeah.
692
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,240
-Yeah, she's piled it on!
-Tell me about it.
693
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,280
When I get hold of her number,
first thing I ask is, "When are you due?"
694
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,480
What were you ringing her for?
695
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Well she was in the queue for Panama 2
and got Frank on her phone.
696
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,760
He wasn't jigging on his own! Look!
697
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,040
[Kelly] I haven't a clue who it is,
have you?
698
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,120
One of the Macready is dealing
that patch.
699
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,240
That's "Growbag" Macready.
700
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,840
[Mimi] He's bunging something into Frank's
pocket, and it isn't fucking caster sugar!
701
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,920
Which is a lot more believable as to where
Frank got his hands on that turnover.
702
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Is he working for Growbag?
703
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,480
Grow up!
704
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,000
Afghans wouldn't let Frank
run drugs for 'em!
705
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,640
Do you know a Growbag?
706
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,480
Growbag Macready?
707
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,680
-I was at school with him. Why?
-Watch this.
708
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,400
Why is this good news?
709
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,520
Cos look!
He's slipping coke in me dad's pocket.
710
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,520
Will they let us take it in to show him?
711
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,040
[Shane/Kevin] Will they fuck!
712
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,680
[Kevin] We can't let
the police get hold of this!
713
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,000
-They'll string him up!
-[Mimi] Frank has to see it.
714
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,280
Or we'll be here till the Olympics.
715
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,720
[metal detector beeps]
716
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,640
Fucking 'ell, I am in trouble.
717
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,200
[Frank gasps] Kev Ball?
718
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,560
[Kevin] Your hair looks good.
719
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,200
Huh, you... fucking Harmony hairspray.
720
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,920
Sheriff of fucking Nottingham.
721
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,280
Listen, Frank.
722
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,760
In a sec,
723
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:50,760
not now,
724
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,320
Aidan's going to open his jacket
and show you what's underneath.
725
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Y'got a bit of weed?
Just drop it by me shoe. Drop it.
726
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,160
No, Dad, the nipple.
727
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,080
What?
728
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,080
[blast of music]
729
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,720
[Frank screaming]
730
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,720
[Frank shouts] Argh, you fucking thing!
731
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,640
Yes!
732
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:19,000
Yes! Yes! Fucking... Yes! Growbag!
733
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,040
-That's Growbag!
-[Carl] Yeah, we know! But Growbag what?
734
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,360
He was there.
735
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,160
-Dance.
-He goes,
736
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,480
"Keep fucking dancing, Frank."
737
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,800
I will cut your throat here and now!
738
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,200
-What?
-There's a drink in this for ya.
739
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,240
Just something I need you to look after
for me for a couple of hours.
740
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,520
Cheers, Growbag.
741
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,680
Don't look round.
742
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:45,360
Cops are milking the overtime like Chilean
fucking miners! Don't look! Start walking.
743
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,760
-You go straight to the Irish Club.
-I'm on an errand.
744
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,320
You go straight to the Irish Club.
745
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,880
No, I'm meant to be walking her home.
746
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,680
You go straight to the Irish Club
747
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,960
and you stay fucking put till I turn up.
748
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,600
You don't sell it,
you don't take it, you keep it safe.
749
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,760
Eleven o'clock.
750
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,120
With the coke. With the dog.
751
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,760
She won't be able to find her way if--
What dog?
752
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,480
A mad fucking Nazi mutt trying
to hump me senseless.
753
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,560
But I must've got
to the Irish Club as instructed.
754
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,960
[Frank] I'm here, Growbag,
when you're ready.
755
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,200
[Frank] Oops, sorry.
Begging your pardon, miss!
756
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,600
[Frank] Ah, for fuck...
What's--? But I've got a meeting!
757
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,160
What happened with the drugs?
758
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,960
Well, no surprise there,
I can't fucking remember!
759
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,680
But I must've had the nouse to shift
a few bags to pay for the cabaret.
760
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,600
So...
761
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,640
Hey, I'm not the dumb fuck
that everybody makes out, eh?
762
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,360
[Frank chuckles]
763
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,160
I've a gone a bit Mandela there.
764
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,400
[Frank chuckles]
765
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,760
Hey, and I get me money today, so,
766
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,160
skunk for tea! [nonsense singing]
767
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,600
[Kevin] Frank, Frank, Frank!
768
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,720
[Kevin] If you didn't walk Cynthia home,
who did?
769
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,680
C'mon, grandma, let's have you.
770
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,120
Where's he gone again?
771
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,360
Keep smiling, sweetheart.
772
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,560
Just walk and keep smiling,
all right? Good girl.
773
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,640
Mushroom, get her home.
774
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,760
[Frank shouts] Get her home!
775
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,720
Oh, 'kin 'ell!
776
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,240
But, I wouldn't, would I?
I wouldn't, would I?
777
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,320
Why...
778
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,480
Why would... How would I...
dib in a Macready?
779
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,680
Frankly, Frank, it's a bit late for that.
780
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,760
-No, seriously, don't.
-Hang on a minute.
781
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,680
If you've heard all that, you know
Frank's not in the running for this.
782
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,040
-I want it in a written statement.
-No, no, that's your noose, Frank.
783
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,600
If you don't, I'll let you go
and you take your chances with Growbag.
784
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,480
-Don't, Dad, seriously.
-No way.
785
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,920
Eh?
786
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,640
All right.
787
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,840
You testify in both investigations
Mrs Feltz, Vince Macready...
788
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,280
-Who?
-Growbag!
789
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,200
Which guarantees you full privileges
790
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,480
of the official
Witness Protection Program.
791
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,320
-You've no other option, Frank.
-[Kevin] Don't do it, mate.
792
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,560
-[policeman gasps]
-[Frank groans]
793
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,720
[Kevin] He's out cold!
794
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,920
[Aidan laughs]
795
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,320
[DI Carroll] What time do you call this?
796
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,880
I've been in a coma ten hours?
797
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,400
You've been knocked out for ten minutes.
The rest you slept through.
798
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,880
St Mary's, if it makes any difference.
799
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,960
-Right, police guards and shit?
-We're here.
800
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:18,680
And... I'm on full expenses for wotnot?
Y'know, witness thingy.
801
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,360
Frank, fuck off!
802
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,360
As soon as she's done with your stitches,
you're on your own.
803
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,400
Ah, fuck, they'll shred me!
804
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,600
Fucking shred me!
805
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,960
Preventing that
is totally within your power.
806
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,880
Give me a supportable statement,
I get CPS to grant you protected status.
807
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,600
Either way, you're going somewhere
you've never been,
808
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,800
so don't forget your toothbrush,
eh, Frank?
809
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,360
Any chance of a nosh, chubby chops?
810
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,560
[Frank groans in pain]
811
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,440
[Jamie] All right. I give you a phrase,
you give me the name of the book.
812
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,400
"Bright eyes".
813
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,640
Most Haunted!
814
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:06,600
We've no carrots, so I'll give you
extra onion gravy, all right?
815
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,720
Pass us an 'onion gravy' Frank.
816
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,360
[Jamie] Who said in which film
"Please Sir, can I have some more?".
817
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,720
Bobby Sands!
818
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,120
Jamie!
819
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,000
[Jamie] Take over, Paxman.
820
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,560
-How'd you get here?
-Through Highgrove Park.
821
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,000
-These should fit.
-Fuck off, they're mine!
822
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,240
And that is going nowhere near him.
823
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,440
Oi! This is all down
to you shamrock gobshites.
824
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,400
The least you owe me is protection,
free bar and sustenance.
825
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,160
He's not kicking me out, the tramp.
826
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,520
This is the first place
the Macready's'll look.
827
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,880
Ow!
828
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,840
Fuckin' hell! Osama Bin Deadawhile!
829
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,760
Right, Frank, in the shower,
for fuck's sake.
830
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,280
I'll stick some of me Dad's clothes
outside the door.
831
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,920
And Frank, can I just say summat
while we're all in one room here.
832
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,360
We're all genuinely gutted
about the rumours--
833
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,840
And brainless, lethal bullshit.
834
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,840
But I'm telling you, Frank, if you had've
done it, you'd be lucky to be alive.
835
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,120
[Shane] We were only wrong
about you decking a retarded pensioner,
836
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,400
but that's cos you were elsewhere
837
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,840
muling gak for a reptile whose gear
you spunked and never paid for.
838
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,600
But, never once was I fingering you.
839
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,920
-That was Geoffrey and Bungle here.
-[Karen] Fuck off!
840
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,880
-[dogs barking]
-[men shouting]
841
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,960
-[man 1] Open the fucking door now!
-Open the fucking door!
842
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:42,720
-[man 1] Open the fucking door!
-[man 2] Get the fucking door open, now!
843
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,360
[men screaming]
844
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,520
[dramatic music]
845
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,520
Where's Frank?
The Macreadys are on their way.
846
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,960
Frank's only dead if he's lucky,
I'm telling you.
847
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,240
-Get him out the bath.
-Gimme your car keys,
848
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,600
I'll disappear Frank.
849
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,760
Quicker than that!
850
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,160
-[Karen] Frank, move!
-Where the fuck are you taking me, now?
851
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,320
-Just get him in.
-In!
852
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,040
[Frank] Not so fucking rough, Karen!
853
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,200
[Frank] Just give us enough
for a Holiday Inn then.
854
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,320
-[Kelly] Who'd you think you are?
-[Frank] Says the prossie!
855
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:47,000
[Carl puffs anxiously]
856
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,200
Relax. It's a Muslim. [laughs]
857
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,360
[Carl] Nah, Ches, come on mate,
this is bad timing this, mate.
858
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,760
-Will you chill out?
-Ches, seriously, I can't, mate.
859
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,480
I've got Patty and Stella out there.
860
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,040
Where they belong, the tramps.
Here you are, light that.
861
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,280
She's teaching your Stella
Paddy rebel songs, you know.
862
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,360
-We do that, it's fucking Guantanamo.
-[both laugh]
863
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,080
[Carl] Hmm, hmm.
864
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,120
Scared to go out.
865
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,880
Yeah, I'm not surprised,
with that scraggy old turnip!
866
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,520
-[Chesney] Can I say turnip?
-Fuck yeah! [laughing]
867
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,600
Look, hey, stay in your cot! Two secs!
868
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,920
["Soul On Fire" by Spiritualized playing]
869
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,480
-Where is he?
-He'll be ages yet.
870
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,840
These won't last two minutes!
871
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,200
I'll sort you a lift home!
872
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,280
Hello, can I get a taxi, please?
873
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,840
♪ Never should say never ♪
874
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,400
♪ I've got a hurricane inside my veins ♪
875
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,560
[DI Carroll] I think she'll like that
though. Would be nice, wouldn't it?
876
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,160
[Kevin clears throat]
877
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,840
You couldn't split a fiver
for the slot machines, could you?
878
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,440
-Oh, hiya!
-Hello, again.
879
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,480
Wow, what a coincidence!
880
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,720
-You and the mujidaddists, eh?
-The Jihadists.
881
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,840
You had 'em all sitting about
in your kitchen,
882
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,800
fuckin' singing,
songs you couldn't even remember.
883
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,520
-Name one.
-Any fuckin' one!
884
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,960
Look, I knew plenty of songs.
Just mixed all the words up.
885
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,600
[Chesney] Hey... they've stopped texting.
886
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,000
-What've I done?
-You serious?
887
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,760
What? You said they scared you shitless?
You said they were lethal.
888
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,800
Yeah, they are.
889
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,840
All they wanted from me was bulk
Jammie Dodgers at less than cost.
890
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:01,000
-I told 'em to fuck right off! Yes, lad!
-[laughing and choking] Standard!
891
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,840
-Touch me now, with that one.
-[Carl coughs]
892
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,120
I know, but look at all this bleach
I'm stuck with!
893
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,040
And who else round here buys bleach?
894
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,200
[Chesney] Fucking hell!
895
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,720
-[DI Carroll] So, where's the helmet?
-Hmm?
896
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,240
Chatsworth to here's five A-roads.
897
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,400
Taxi.
898
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,920
-To see me?
-It was, yeah.
899
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,440
Jump? Or Justice?
900
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,080
Well...
901
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:36,800
I've had a couple of pervy accidents
thinking about the first, when we met.
902
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,480
But, hey, no,
I'm no threat cos I'm happily married.
903
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,400
Or happily married cos I'm no threat.
904
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:46,920
Fuck it, you know what I mean.
905
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,680
Hey, just for the record,
I'm no pussy-gimp either.
906
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,040
-But, y'know, cheers. Anyway, how are you?
-I'm good.
907
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,600
You're being a bit thick about Frank,
no offence.
908
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,800
Whatever happens,
909
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,240
he's rattling like a vibrator
in a biscuit tin, poor tramp.
910
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,160
He's had it with your lot, if he doesn't
make a statement against Mushroom,
911
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:12,320
Growbag's hit list if he does.
912
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,440
I don't need to do anything with Frank,
but wait for him to fall into prison.
913
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,160
Then why are your lads still out looking?
914
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,360
For reasons I can't disclose
and in the public's best interest,
915
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,320
I want action sooner than later, yeah.
916
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,960
We could sort this out
if you stop being greedy.
917
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,040
Who the fuck d'you think
you're talking to?
918
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,560
Wow.
919
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,000
-That's just given me a semi.
-[DI Carroll scoffs]
920
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,560
You can collar Growbag anytime.
921
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,280
You wanna flash your tits upstairs,
922
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,120
bagging Mushroom for attempted murder
and a drug swoop.
923
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,400
Yeah, they're gonna love you upstairs,
but I'm begging you, don't orphan Carl.
924
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:54,880
Being in charge is crippling the lad,
whose dad, we all know, is innocent.
925
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,520
[Kevin sighs] Please, I'm begging you.
926
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:06,960
Bagging one Macready is more than enough
to flash tits for your James Andertons.
927
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,320
What's Growbag's thoughts on that?
928
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,840
You've nothing without Growbag.
929
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,080
[DI Carroll] And if he can't hand
his brother over, which he won't,
930
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,280
you've nothing.
931
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,640
You've fuck all without Frank.
932
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,000
-I can trust you?
-Where's Frank?
933
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,920
[Kelly] I don't know how
you coulda missed him!
934
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,840
-You two two-faced, useless little twat!
-It was me, Frank.
935
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,280
-Kev did that.
-No, I want the full Miranda,
936
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,960
in front of witnesses, every word
or you can fuck off, I'm sticking.
937
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,960
You're not being arrested,
you thick, stinking dicksack!
938
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,960
What does this look like then?
[Frank groans]
939
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,200
[Frank] Easy! I'm not a fucking terrorist.
940
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,840
Crowing thrice!
You ginger-haired hanging basket!
941
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,080
I've got me reasons.
942
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,080
-Well, I hope you choke on them.
-Outside now!
943
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,040
If you're banging her,
I'll bruise you, Kev.
944
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,960
Behave yourself! Oi!
945
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,440
-You have, haven't you?
-No!
946
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,480
Look at me!
947
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,800
Scouts honour! Dib, dib, dib!
Cross me heart and hope to die!
948
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,240
I let her watch me have a wank
in the back of the car,
949
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,240
and she let me
cum on her foot, bare foot.
950
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:30,760
But that's all.
951
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,800
I could've had the lot, but no!
952
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,320
[Kevin groans in pain]
953
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,600
He's on his own down her patch,
how is that safer?
954
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,280
Oi, believe me,
he's safer with her if this goes wrong.
955
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,880
Look, Mimi, right, has got us
an appointment with Growbag,
956
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,000
in a couple of hours.
957
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,920
Growbag's gonna have
to let Mushroom go.
958
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,560
-You're not serious?
-Frank nails Mushroom in his statement,
959
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,720
cos, c'mon', he has to.
960
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,440
But he doesn't have to testify
against Growbag, which is good news.
961
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,040
We're back where we started!
962
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,600
Except now, we've got information
that Growbag seriously needs to hear.
963
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,200
How, where and when the police
are planning their big raid on his patch.
964
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,800
-How did we know that?
- From her!
965
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,400
[Kevin] Jesus! Come here!
She's got her reasons, apparently.
966
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,640
[Kevin] No, no, no.
Carl, you're not coming.
967
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,840
I've been talking to dealers
since I was in year three.
968
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,880
Not one's connected to three murders
that we know of.
969
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,240
Carl, if shit's going round
about your dad,
970
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,200
and it will, and you hit the ceiling,
and it all kicks off,
971
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,680
we're gonna end up buried
under a scrapyard somewhere.
972
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,480
Right, and if you come back saying,
"I did my best, but it's a no",
973
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,120
-then Kev, I'll blame you.
-[door opens]
974
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,560
Shift it! In the car!
He's fetched us forward an hour.
975
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,840
How much are you ordering
and what's your best price?
976
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,360
[Kevin] Look, Mimi, right,
there's been a change of plan.
977
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,280
Fuck off!
978
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,800
My dad's looking at five to seven
if Growbag doesn't turn their kid in.
979
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,680
He worships his little brother.
980
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,120
[Kevin] Then we'll have to persuade him.
981
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,160
No! Fuck off,
he'll have your necks on a butty.
982
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,960
You can't just change your mind!
983
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,240
We've arranged everything!
984
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,600
-[Mimi] What, Carl?
-You're not gonna look so buxom
985
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,840
if this gets round, are ya!
Oh! Ma Maguire's lost her bottle.
986
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,480
-What's that gonna cost you?
-Shut your yap! I'm going.
987
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,040
Thing's have been a lot quieter round here
since you and Hindley fucked off!
988
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,200
Right,
I'll meet you on the corner of Springhill.
989
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,440
And it's just me
and Mimi doing the talking? Promise kiddo?
990
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,400
Promise?!
991
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,600
Jesus!
992
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,400
[shouting] Quieter round here
without me, is it?
993
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,320
I'm one of your own, you daft twats!
994
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,760
Fuck!
995
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,000
[phone ringing out]
996
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,320
Come on, Carl, come on!
997
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,280
[mobile rings from inside the house]
998
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:16,320
[Frank] I was seeing her home, and yeah,
cadging, but no harm intended.
999
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,800
And I walked her as far as Panama 2s.
1000
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,640
Yeah... Er...
1001
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,640
[mobile vibrates]
1002
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,640
Yeah?
1003
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,120
[Kevin] Me getting
to the Irish club's gone tits up.
1004
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,480
-Say again, what went wrong?
-[Kevin] Me. The bike.
1005
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,720
No cars with four wheels
or a body in the fucking boot.
1006
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,280
Help!
1007
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,440
Second right, then second left.
1008
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,720
No, wait. One. Two. Three.
1009
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,840
Did I say two? So, then it's three.
1010
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,560
Is it?
1011
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,200
-Where's your thingy? Your woman?
-It got robbed. Second or third?
1012
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,520
Remind me to get our Shane to fix you up
with a cheap-ish one, on me.
1013
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,440
It'll be mine anyway. Two or three?
1014
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,240
-Who'd need more than one?
-Fucking turnings! Second or third?
1015
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,560
Third!
1016
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,360
Where's Kev?
1017
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,400
Turn round, Carl.
1018
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,360
Fucking turn round!
1019
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,680
-[menacing music]
-[knocking on window]
1020
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:33,520
All right?
1021
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,800
[Irish folk music playing]
1022
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:47,200
[drunk woman shouting] Fuck you!
Get fucked, you big dumb fluffer!
1023
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,320
[drunk woman] Give us a bottle!
1024
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,800
[shouts] Come on, then!
1025
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,680
And I'll slice your fuckin' skittle down
to clinical average.
1026
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,280
Do you mind?
My daughter's fucking dancing!
1027
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:58,640
[drunk woman] Fuck off!
1028
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,200
Double vodka and a shot of Martini.
1029
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,760
Snacks if you want.
1030
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,800
Undo their wheel nuts.
1031
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,960
What's happening, now? Is Kev kicking off?
1032
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,920
[mouthing]
1033
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,040
How's it hanging, D-I-Y-O-Y?
1034
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,240
If that's undercover,
I'm Jeremy fucking Beadle.
1035
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,720
-Who've you brought?
-No-one.
1036
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,920
I'm here, because I realise
your other meeting's pointless without me.
1037
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,000
Mimi, Carl, Kev Ball.
1038
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,400
When you hear what we've got to say,
you'll regret all your threats.
1039
01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:59,040
Private.
1040
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,520
You brainless two-faced cow!
What are youse doing here?
1041
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,560
What did I tell you?
1042
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,000
A filthy ten-incher in a skirt.
1043
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,640
None of us wants any
of this overheard. Least of all you.
1044
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,240
This bit can only come from you, mate.
Come on.
1045
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,440
Cynthia...
1046
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,960
I had nothing to do with that.
1047
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,120
Your Mushroom did.
1048
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,920
Mushroom's never met Cynthia.
1049
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,280
Never been near her house.
1050
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,000
Attempted murder and rape.
1051
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,640
-[Mimi] Oh, my God.
-[Carl] Since when?
1052
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,560
Her first question after surgery was,
"Am I pregnant?"
1053
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,320
It all came up on footage, this.
1054
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,240
Been tracking me dad's movements
since when...
1055
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,560
That night.
1056
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,320
Not a word from Frank
offered or necessary.
1057
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,520
I give you information to avoid
imminent raid or raids by the drug squad,
1058
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,520
we let this one go.
1059
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,920
"We"?
1060
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,960
You're not drugs squad.
1061
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,320
Unlike your ex. Gus Carroll?
1062
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,560
How is their new baby?
1063
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,680
Hazel eyes, feeding issues, astigmatism,
1064
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,080
two Christenings and pyloric stenosis.
1065
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,240
He emails.
1066
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:40,440
Carl, talk to him.
1067
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,920
Before we go, from...
1068
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,120
it's from thingy.
1069
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,320
You get the dates
of two planned drug raids on the table
1070
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,960
from South and East divisions.
1071
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,320
-When?
-Today, for all you know.
1072
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,720
It's not today.
You've still time to shift out,
1073
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,600
but if it ain't soon,
you'll be leaving your shop behind.
1074
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,160
Plus, you cancel my dad's debts.
1075
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,240
Get a job.
1076
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,560
That's two and half grand Frank lost me.
1077
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:10,280
Your dead dog tried bumming him
and the shit went all over the shop!
1078
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,400
Did she?
1079
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:15,160
We have got a fourteen million-to-one
DNA match for your brother,
1080
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,280
forensic matches
of green paint from here
1081
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,520
and witness ID
from Cynthia if we need it,
1082
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,680
but she really doesn't deserve
that stress.
1083
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,160
He did, Growbag,
he kicked t'fuck out of her.
1084
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,920
You've still got time.
1085
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,560
[mobile keys beeping]
1086
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:42,840
Where's our Mushroom?
1087
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,440
Keep him there.
1088
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,280
Plus... I need town transport.
1089
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,160
Not you driving.
1090
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,480
Mushroom stays with me.
1091
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,760
Nobody fetches him.
1092
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,200
I'll bring him in.
1093
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,600
Can I? With a lawyer?
1094
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,520
And you.
1095
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,560
You tell Frank...
1096
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:16,960
his slate's clean...
1097
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,600
once he's done three
40-hour weeks on the family stalls.
1098
01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:33,640
[sighs anxiously]
1099
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,479
[calm, positive music]
1100
01:08:50,319 --> 01:08:52,720
I'm here to ask a favour. Actually...
1101
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,479
you owe me big time,
so I'm calling a favour in.
1102
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,880
Micky needs a place to stay,
so I've said he can stop here.
1103
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,720
-That's good of you.
-You could do with the company.
1104
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,080
I get enough company
with you coming round every two minutes
1105
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,120
telling me we can't see each other.
1106
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,600
Hiya. Kel said you wouldn't mind.
1107
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,680
-You could do with the company.
-No problem, Micky.
1108
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,040
Mi shithole es su shithole.
1109
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,279
Told ya he wouldn't mind.
1110
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,960
Micky could help with the bills.
1111
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,160
-Such as they are.
-Such as they are.
1112
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,640
[Micky] I can grab some stuff
from me mam's, y'know,
1113
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,040
make it a bit more comfy and stuff.
1114
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,279
-Like a hoover.
-Fumigation kit.
1115
01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,399
[Marty and Kelly laugh]
1116
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:27,040
You'll have a great time here.
1117
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,359
-Are you sure you don't mind?
-Like she said.
1118
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,760
Kelly said. Do with the company.
1119
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,200
Lonely on my own.
1120
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,560
[Kevin] Ladies and gentlemen.
1121
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,680
The moment you've all been waiting for,
the man you've all been waiting for.
1122
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,279
The man you owe a fucking fortune so dig
deep or you're going to get some looks.
1123
01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:49,520
[man] Total knob.
1124
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,200
Frank Gallagher!
1125
01:09:52,279 --> 01:09:54,080
[cheering]
1126
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,440
Hey! Fucking hell!
1127
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:02,200
Go on! Freedom!
Daniel Day Lewis, fucking what?
1128
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,440
-[Frank talks inaudibly]
-You knobhead.
1129
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,880
Oh! You know, The Stillborn Ultimatum.
1130
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,560
Crossing a line there, Swampy.
1131
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,160
Come on.
Where were you, Skywalker?
1132
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,520
Third party voyeurism
and bombing about in a car
1133
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,960
your Pappy couldn't afford if he--
[Frank groans]
1134
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,000
[Chesney] Carl!
1135
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,520
Well done, mate.
1136
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,760
You know what you are to me, my lovely?
1137
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,480
-Cut it out!
-No, come on.
1138
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,920
[Frank] A total cunt.
1139
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,640
Ah! Drink on me.
1140
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,320
Butch! Drink for the offspring.
1141
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Son of the father.
1142
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:43,640
Butch, forget it,
this boy's staying dry as a bone, here.
1143
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,760
I'm running Kev back to Nottingham.
1144
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,720
Are you moving, Jaffa Cake?
1145
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,360
[Frank laughs]
1146
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:54,400
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your
hands together for Miss Cynthia Feltz.
1147
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:57,200
[cheering]
1148
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,560
[Cynthia] Here's the fella!
1149
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,480
Hey, fella! He's my little lover.
1150
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,600
My own personal Umpeldink.
1151
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,560
Fuck off, you stink of Dettol and shit.
1152
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,120
Dettol and shit.
1153
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,640
Yeah, so keep your distance, Fuzzy Feltz.
1154
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:14,200
No, they had to shave me!
1155
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:17,520
-[people groan in disgust]
-[Frank] Everybody's eating!
1156
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,520
Where's your purse, by the way?
1157
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,760
Someone want to clue her in
about double jeopardy?
1158
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,080
-[laughs]
-Eh! Eh!
1159
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,120
[Carl] Fiona was 16
when she took over this family.
1160
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:38,680
Debbie was about 11. Well... 11 or 12.
1161
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:42,360
Lip never did, but only cos he was born
knowing about that kind of stuff.
1162
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:45,880
I'm 21 and never been asked!
1163
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,560
[tape rewinding]
1164
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,760
Y'know what's really true?
1165
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,360
And what's to be admired, Carl?
1166
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,600
You've never hurt anybody in your life,
have ya?
1167
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,240
Course I fucking have! You kidding?
1168
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,400
Welsh Taffy, when I bust his bollocks.
1169
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,720
Spent a fortnight in hospital.
Ask anybody!
1170
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,680
Yeah, that's cos he threatened your Debbie
so you wanted to hurt him back, sure.
1171
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,760
But you've never hurt anybody first,
have you?
1172
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,600
Don't think I wouldn't know how to.
1173
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,400
-You should be really proud of that.
-Cut it out, you poof!
1174
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:34,920
Neither of us wants to hear me say this.
1175
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,920
You've your dad to thank for that.
1176
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,680
-[car brakes]
-[Kevin grunts] Oi! Fuck!
1177
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,720
It'll be the airbag next, you prick.
1178
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,640
[both laughing]
1179
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:53,440
-[car breaks]
-Oi! You little shit!
1180
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,640
Sorry, Kev, it's too fucking funny.
1181
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,600
[moaning]
1182
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,360
No!
1183
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,520
[laughing hysterically]
1184
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,240
I'm not concentrating on the road here!
[laughing]
1185
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,160
When people like your mum disappear,
it's because they don't want to be found.
1186
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,360
Tell me, you old bitch. Where's Mum?
1187
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,840
Friends that bruise together,
stay together.
1188
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,200
She's already out. Sorry, mate.
1189
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,320
If I took him back, I'd be on the streets
and shooting up in days.
1190
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,320
[Mimi] Billy is Cilla's dad.
1191
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,880
You shagged a 14-year-old?
1192
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,520
Mum, tell her you're not a paedo.
1193
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,280
-Are you?
-He's back. He wants access to Cilla.
1194
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,160
Everything's perfect as it is.
1195
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,880
Can you get off me now, please?
1196
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,160
What's the matter? I'm not gay.
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