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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades away]
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[Patty] Can someone please
explain the criteria for a lie
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to be a little white lie?
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Whose standard are we measuring this by?
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Why don't we have labels
for other sizes of lies?
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Lies that are off-white,
or darkening shades of grey,
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until in the end they turn
to big dirty pitch-black abominations?
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[funny music]
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-[Karen] Uh-oh!
-Uh-oh
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Uh-oh. A big rub.
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-[kid laughing]
-Wow!
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It pains me to admit it,
but I never thought she'd be this good.
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Er... need to change the barrel, yeah?
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What for?
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[band playing outside]
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Jamie!
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[band playing]
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[sighs]
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-Are you taking the piss?
-Mam! Mam, leave it, leave it.
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[people chanting]
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Paddy?
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Get in!
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[tense music]
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He just couldn't go quietly, could he?
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[Mimi] Lady Diana had less people
lining the streets.
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-God rest her soul.
-When did he die?
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-Right?
-What are you doing?
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[phantasmagorical tone] Woo!
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I'm surprised
they weren't wearing balaclavas.
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[knocking door]
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That's a pretty one.
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It's fucking lovely, Mimi!
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All right, mate? How's it going?
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-Hiya.
-All right?
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How's it going, man?
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[Micky] Hey, I thought the IRA
gave all their guns to the filth.
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Yeah, well,
plenty slipped through the net.
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-[man] Shane, cheers, mate. Good stuff.
-Cheers, lads.
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[Mimi] See you, love.
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Take care.
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Nice weapon.
[laughing]
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-[Mimi] Talk about drawing attention.
-[Jamie] He's not stupid.
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Now the police think he's dead.
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-He can start all over
-So, where is he?
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-[Micky] Got off to Thailand, didn't he?
-[knocking door]
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[Shane] He'll be sipping cocktails
on a beach somewhere in Koh Samui.
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[Mimi] Or hanging out
with some underage brass in Pat'ping'pong.
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-Yeah!
-Ah, fuck this.
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-[man] Hiya, Mimi.
-Hiya.
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Fill your boots, lads.
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[radio] A Moss Side man has been
arrested on suspicion of arson.
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The arrest follows
a three-month-long investigation
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of a suspected firebomb attack
on a house in...
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-I need pushing to Chesney's.
-Well, why can't he take you?
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[Patty] He's got to further his education
so he ends up nothing like you.
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[Patty sighing]
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[Frank] Oh!
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Spare the fucking rod, Patty.
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This is the 21st century. You can't buy
a flagon of mead in the Jockey, you know.
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-And live rent-free as well?
-Well, helping out covers that.
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-Tinned food and chip shops?
-Tight bitch.
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How many fucking brain cells
is that gonna help me batter?
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Take a look around, Frank.
All those child benefits, long gone.
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-Carl looks after me.
-Occasionally.
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[Patty] It's my money
that keeps you going.
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Plus, I couldn't trust you
with any more than a tenner.
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It was a one-off.
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You would think I'd risk bankrolling
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such disgusting behaviour
at Lillian's again?
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It's a proven timeless cure
for lovesickness.
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Even if you can't get it up?
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[funny music]
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-You should never have driven Libby away.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you'd kept it in your pants,
she'd still be here.
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[radio] We want you to ring in
and tell us your ideas...
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Cigs, please, Ches. And some green papers.
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-Hiya!
-[funny music]
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[shouts] Chesney!
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[Chesney] How long have you been there?
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You need to speak up, love.
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-I'll have you for discrimination.
-Doubt it.
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[Patty] Keep your pork faggots!
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-Hey, little man.
-Procession was a bit OTT, wasn't it?
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-[Jamie] You just practise looking sad.
-Like the tears of a clown.
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-How's business?
-[Karen] Demand's definitely there.
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I could do four parties tomorrow
if I had the staff.
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Staff?
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Shit!
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I've double-booked.
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-Relying on other people can be hard work.
-I thought you were supporting me.
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-You know I am.
-Then why do you keep avoiding me?
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I love what you're doing.
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-[Karen] Lend us 500 quid, then.
-[Jamie] It's cheap for a reason, Karen.
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[Karen] No, no, it's not cheap
when you see what it can do.
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You look after me... and I might
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show you... what I can do.
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What's up with you?
Not still missing Libby, are you?
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Oh, fuck me!
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Hello!
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Vernon Francis doesn't lose any kip
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cos the latest split-arse
can't deal with the heat.
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Everyone can see right through you!
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Tell me, do I look bothered?
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[Patty] Don't feel sorry for him.
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You all saw how he treated her.
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25% off any of the girls,
except Marcie and Mandy.
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They've just been vagazzled. Swarovski.
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[Patty grunting]
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Do I look like some low-life punter
with zero self-respect?
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No offence, of course.
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Suit yourself.
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-Ah!
-Oh!
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[Patty] Oh! This bloody pub!
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She'll be perfect.
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I just need two more now.
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[huffing] You've got no chance.
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[Karen] Where there's a will...
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[Patty] I'm sick of it!
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How am I supposed
to get in and out on my own?
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Now what are you whinging on about?
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Your toilets.
You couldn't swing a cat in there.
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[Mimi] Oh, yack, yack, yack.
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Buy a drink or shut the fuck up.
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[Patty] If they're too small
I'll have you for discrimination.
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Whoa! Fucking... Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman.
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Lower than a rattlesnake's clout.
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-Oh.
-Agreed!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-What are you doing?
-[Mimi] There's nothing worse.
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-Grasses make me sick.
-I haven't done anything!
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And there's nothing for you to do
if you're already barred.
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[Patty grunting]
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Back at the gaff, Strangelove!
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I know they weren't together,
but Mimi has just lost her husband.
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That Scouse bitch
shouldn't speak to me like that.
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-They're gangsters!
-More plastic than a Tupperware party.
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I remember when
Manchester had real villains.
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[chuckling] Yeah... Old-school QSG?
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Those old fuckers wouldn't last
ten minutes on the streets today.
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-You don't mess with the Maguires.
-Half-breed tinkers? Don't scare me.
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Here. Read that bit.
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"2.2 by 1.8..."
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-Mm-hm.
-Er...
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"With a minimum turning circle
of 1.5 metres."
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Right, come on.
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-[Carl] That's it there.
-See? Knew it!
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Miles out. Pass me the phone.
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It's about time somebody stood up
to those bullies.
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[beeps]
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[policeman] Sorry for your loss.
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-[intro music]
-[cheering]
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That's every police station
in South Manchester.
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[Mimi] Something wrong with your legs?
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What am I supposed to put the ale in?
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-[tense music]
-[clowns laughing]
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Do us a favour, will you?
Collect some glasses.
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I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
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I'm gonna go lie down a minute, yeah?
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[tense music intensifies]
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Why can't you juggle like that?
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Because that knobhead was born a clown.
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[tense music]
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[funny music]
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[Frank making explosion noise]
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Karma police.
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Paddy Maguire, bang to rights.
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Hey, what's the odds
on old nick-nack Paddy-whack
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drifting off all peaceful
with a smile on his napper?
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Fucking no chance.
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Chuckie ar la.
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Bet half of him's not even in there,
know what I mean? Vroom!
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-Think he is chopped up?
-What happened to you chatting me up?
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[Aidan] What's the point
if you won't let me do anything?
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Gaz Sharpe gave me this just
to watch me bend over from behind.
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I only want a kiss.
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A kiss is actual contact. Intimate.
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Even prostitutes don't do that.
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I'll have to work out what it's worth.
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-What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-When do we want them?
-[crowd] Now!
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-[Patty outside] What do we want?
-What the...
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-When do we want them?
-Now!
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-What do we want?
-Toilets!
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You're having a laugh.
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-[Patty] What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-[Patty] When do we want them?
-[crowd] Now!
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-[Patty] What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-When do we want them?
-Now.
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Get the fuck away from my pub!
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-They're disabled!
-So, they should know better!
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[Patty] You stupid bitch!
This is a peaceful demonstration!
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Someone call the police!
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[Micky] Jamie!
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Get away from me, you lunatic!
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You'll get nicked
for being on the premises!
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-Leave her alone!
-Jamie!
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Jamie, do something!
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Mam!
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Mam!
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We don't need any trouble
with that coffin around.
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-We'll do it.
-Someone sees sense.
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-[Patty] You'll change both toilets?
-Men's and women's.
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[people cheering]
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-And a ramp?
-[people cheering]
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And am I still barred?
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No.
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[people cheering]
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It's the right thing to do.
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[car honking]
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[Karen screaming] Jamie! Jamie!
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Jamie?
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-[people laughing]
-[sirens]
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Jamie!
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[Micky groans]
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[Karen] Jay!
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Wonder how he really died.
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-Probably had a heart attack.
-[Letitia] Bit young.
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My cousin's got one of these.
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You don't break into gangsters' houses.
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I think I just worked out
what a kiss might be worth.
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A picture of Paddy on your phone.
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[tense music]
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[Avril] Letitia!
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[Aidan] Wait!
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[panting]
247
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,920
-What happened?
-You tell me. You fainted.
248
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,120
[Jamie sighing]
249
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,120
Jamie?
250
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,280
[laughing]
251
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,720
[Mimi] Ah, isn't he funny, Jamie?
252
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,160
-[Mimi laughing]
-[clown choking]
253
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,920
[tense music]
254
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,080
-Oh.
-[Jamie] They've sent me under ever since.
255
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,840
And I thought you were a big,
hard, fearless gangster.
256
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,320
This can't get out, Karen.
257
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,960
-Course not.
-I'm serious.
258
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,320
Any sign of weakness and people pounce.
259
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,120
Tony Soprano went to a shrink.
260
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,640
-Karen...
-Okay. I get it.
261
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,040
-Surprise!
-Karen! Don't!
262
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,280
[whispering] Shh. Okay. Okay.
263
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,520
[Karen] It'll be okay.
264
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,400
-Please!
-I promise. It'll be all right.
265
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,040
See?
266
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,680
[sobbing in fear]
267
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,600
Just let it go.
268
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,440
Karen, please, I'm fucking begging you!
269
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,560
Shh. This'll work.
270
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,880
Don't be scared.
271
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,160
-Come on.
-[Jamie] No! [sobs]
272
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,360
[Karen] Okay.
273
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,880
Are you some kind of pervert?
274
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,040
You owe me.
275
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,200
-You didn't even get a photo.
-What if I got something better?
276
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,120
[dogs barking in the distance]
277
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,080
-Are you stupid?
-We could sell it.
278
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,040
We?
279
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,080
Leave it out! What if it's...
280
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,840
-[gunshot] [glass breaking]
-[dog barking in the distance]
281
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,200
The trigger's a bit...
282
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,160
[car alarm ringing]
283
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,080
What are you doing? Get away from here.
284
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,480
Outside. Just now. Two shots.
285
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,720
Quickly!
286
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,640
[Jackson]
Should never have left Longsight.
287
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,800
You all right?
288
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,320
That's all that matters.
289
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,280
[sighs]
290
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,120
[Mimi] How would I know
if anyone was out to get us?
291
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,440
Could be kids fucking about.
Why would we have enemies?
292
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,680
[policeman] Just part
of the investigation, Mrs Maguire.
293
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,480
I'd like to know which grass
reported this bullshit, though.
294
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,240
[tense music]
295
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,160
[Kelly] These things dig right
into my tits.
296
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,440
Fucking Gunchester.
Give me the Dingle any day.
297
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,960
That was every wrong 'un in town
and nobody's owning up to firing a gun.
298
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,840
-Seems our enemies are lying low.
-Right.
299
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,640
-Well, go on.
-The police...
300
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,680
Ah, now they really are taking the piss.
301
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,680
Not commiserating for Paddy.
Mental Macca got killed last night.
302
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,040
-They haven't got a body, though.
-[Mimi] No.
303
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,640
But half of his brain's
left splattered on a wall.
304
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,120
How do you know anyway?
305
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,640
[tense music]
306
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:11,359
He wouldn't take no for an answer.
We had no choice.
307
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,760
Is nothing sacred?
308
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,400
It's an empty coffin!
309
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,640
With your father's name on it!
310
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,640
It was a lot less messy
than chopping Macca up.
311
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:25,760
The bizzies just said that whoever
killed Mental Macca is shooting at us.
312
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,319
[Kelly] Why would they say that?
313
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,280
The bullet casings they found
are from the same gun.
314
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,320
Bollocks! They can't be.
315
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,720
-[Shane] Maybe it's their idea of a joke.
-[Mimi] Oh, funny.
316
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,240
Very fucking funny.
317
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,560
Yeah. Do you want to rearrange?
318
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,680
[Karen] Okay. Bye.
319
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,400
-What's up?
-Another cancellation.
320
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,360
-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing. I just need to check something.
321
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,800
Oh, aye?
What have you done with our daughter?
322
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,840
-I paid her off.
-You'll teach her bad habits.
323
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,200
[Avril] She'll need plenty,
324
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,040
if she's to get what she wants.
325
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,680
[laughing]
326
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,560
-I know what you want.
-[laughs]
327
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,680
Oh!
328
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,760
And the warriors climbed off the unicorns,
and dived into the crystal pool.
329
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,720
Which made their shorts
go all see-through.
330
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,320
And all the children
lived happily ever after.
331
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,880
[Micky] What's Mental Macca
doing in there?
332
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,440
[Cilla gurgles]
333
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,480
Ah, whoa! What have I done?
334
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,320
-Where is it?
-What?
335
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,840
-The gun.
-I thought we'd sold them all.
336
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,560
-[groaning]
-[Jamie] The one with my prints on it.
337
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,200
[Jackson] I bet that Afro
338
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,200
was the only reason you went out with me.
339
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,760
Is that what you reckon?
340
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,440
My comb at an angle. Tacchini tracksuit.
341
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,040
Break-dancing at West Wythy
with Jason Orange.
342
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,960
I sure picked the right one then.
343
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,720
-I could spin on my head better than him.
-Only cos you had more padding.
344
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,360
Round two upstairs?
345
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,440
Mm.
346
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,000
I'll be waiting.
347
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,000
[tense music]
348
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,680
[intense music]
349
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,400
[all cheering] Bye!
350
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,280
[cheering]
351
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,640
[Patty] I'm delighted
352
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,520
the landlord has seen fit
to cater to our needs.
353
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,760
It's about time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.
354
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,920
-Three cheers for Patty! Hip-hip!
-[cheering]
355
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,320
At least they're spending.
356
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,200
We'll take to the road,
and show no mercy for any business
357
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,520
that fails to meet
the basic levels of support
358
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,720
needed by everyone in this community.
359
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,800
[cheering]
360
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,840
[bell]
361
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,840
-How was it?
-[Karen] Not bad.
362
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,960
Come on, over here.
363
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,280
[Carl] Always knew
you were a clown, Micky!
364
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,760
So, who got the best tips?
365
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,320
What happened?
366
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,840
[funny music]
367
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920
Hoo-hoo!
368
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,440
[creepy voice] Who wants to see
some magic, kids? Wanna play?
369
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,920
Ooh. Ha!
370
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,200
Oh! [evil laughter]
371
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,680
[grunting]
372
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,800
[evil laughter]
373
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,280
[grunting]
374
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,840
So, no-one got paid?
375
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,400
I had to pay them.
376
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,640
Compo. But... I'll cover it.
377
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,960
[Karen] Do you know
how much this gear costs?
378
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,520
We'll do better next time.
379
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,200
-Please, Karen. I love my job.
-Me too.
380
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,920
[Kelly] Must be true what they say.
381
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,920
Old Dr Time can heal all wounds.
382
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,400
With the help of a crushed-up Viagra
and a gram of Charlie.
383
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,360
[sniffs]
384
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,080
-[man] Jamie, get Patty what she wants.
-A single malt.
385
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,200
[Frank] Pint, Mimi.
386
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,000
Your fetid little maggot
back in working order, then?
387
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,000
Y'on about?
388
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,240
Libby's better off away from such filth.
389
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,440
[Frank] Lest we forget,
390
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,440
your own daughter fucked off
on you as well.
391
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,600
Because you filled her head
full of romance
392
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,520
and turned out to be a gobshite.
393
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,440
Ah!
394
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,720
And has she been in touch with her dear
old mum to tell her how she is?
395
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,680
Treat her to a coffee?
396
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,160
Let her know
where the fuck she's even gone?
397
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,440
[huffs]
398
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,600
Son?
399
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,480
-[knocking door]
-[radio in the background]
400
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,640
[sighs] Where is he?
401
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,240
[shouts] Aidan!
402
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,000
-I'm on the radio in a second.
-That's nice.
403
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,480
[Patty] Are you listening to
404
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,240
your favourite great auntie
on the wireless?
405
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,720
You're my only great auntie.
Record it for us.
406
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,720
Did you get it back?
407
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,640
It wasn't there.
408
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,440
And they're not saying anything,
they're just messing with me.
409
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,480
You two getting it on yet?
410
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,800
[Patty] I'm on the radio
411
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,640
-in a minute, Carl.
-Yeah, nice one.
412
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,080
I need a few Z's. Had another late one.
413
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,440
[radio] ...mathematics and science
in older children.
414
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,160
The Government's latest drive
to raise standards...
415
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,360
Aidan! It...
416
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,320
Carl! It's about to start.
417
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,520
[radio] That's all the news.
But now, here's the weather.
418
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,400
Someone come and just turn it up!
419
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,040
...sunshine mainly in the afternoon.
Generally south-easterly breeze
420
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:38,600
with warm temperatures,
highs of 20 to 22 degrees Celsius.
421
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,520
[funny music]
422
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,000
[Patty on radio] I'm delighted
the landlords have seen sense...
423
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,640
...time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.
424
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,080
-[man] Three cheers for Patty. Hip-hip!
-[crowd] Hooray!
425
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,520
-[man] Hip-hip!
-[crowd] Hooray!
426
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,720
[man] Hey, look, everyone. Here's Patty!
427
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
[cheering]
428
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,240
[man] We heard you on the radio, Patty.
Give her what she wants.
429
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,760
Whisky.
430
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,880
Again.
431
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,120
[Mimi]
No gratitude for getting your mates in?
432
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,120
A sheet of plywood and a brick?
433
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,160
[Mimi] I know.
434
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,560
Wish I'd have thought of it earlier.
435
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,840
-[Patty] And again.
-[man] Patty!
436
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,760
Come and join us.
437
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,960
[man] Yeah, come and have a drink.
438
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,320
Come on!
439
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,480
[Frank] Yay! Too right!
440
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,120
You should go and celebrate.
Children of the revolution!
441
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,960
Chorlton nil, wheelies one, eh, Patty?
442
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,200
No, it's a wonderful day,
my sister of Shankly.
443
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,360
Especially when the drinks
are on those close to you.
444
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,800
-[Frank laughing]
-[man] Well done, Patty.
445
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,440
Well, aren't we popular?
446
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,760
-What do you want to keep your mouth shut?
-80/20 on the disability benefit.
447
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,520
No chance.
448
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,640
Huh... Hey, everyone! Come on!
449
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,120
Big cheer for Patty!
450
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,120
[applause]
451
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,360
Yeah, party, party!
452
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,800
[Frank] Whoa! Ha-ha!
453
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,200
Ha-ha-ha. Your call.
454
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,040
Yeah, come on! Drinks all round!
455
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,880
[Frank] Wheelies! What's your pleasure?
456
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,040
Come on! [laughs]
457
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,200
[upbeat music]
458
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,720
[car honking]
459
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,760
[kids laughing]
460
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,680
[all] One...
461
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,680
two, three, four...
462
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,600
-five...
-Look at that one!
463
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,520
[kids] ...six.
464
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,560
Cheeky f...
465
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,120
[Karen] Oi! Leave it alone!
466
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,320
-Chatsworth's my patch.
-Yeah? It's a free market.
467
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,040
[grunting, screaming]
468
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:19,960
Fucking...
469
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,760
[women screaming]
470
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,960
[man] Come on, lads.
That's got to be worth 50 quid.
471
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,920
[man] Cheers, Tony.
472
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,040
Here y'are,
do you wanna leave us your numbers?
473
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,240
We might be able to get you some business.
474
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,600
That'll come in handy.
475
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,920
[cashing machine sound]
476
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,840
[Karen] No.
477
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,560
I'm really sorry.
No, I can't make Cody's birthday party.
478
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,920
It's very important. Sorry.
479
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,280
-[Jamie sighs]
-No word?
480
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,960
-Maybe the filth are playing games.
-Why would they?
481
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,680
Because that's the sort
of bullshit they pull.
482
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,840
Would the police fire a gun
through your mam's window?
483
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,480
Well, somebody has,
and it's doing my head in.
484
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,680
Silver lining.
485
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,160
I am cutting down
on all the clowns around here.
486
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,920
[tense music]
487
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,880
-[cat meowing]
-[gasps]
488
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,040
[dogs barking in the distance]
489
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,080
[Frank] Falling down the stairs...
490
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,440
the day before your daughter's wedding?
491
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,400
That's right.
492
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,400
All the way down?
493
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,920
I needed an operation, didn't I?
494
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,680
-Impeccable timing.
-She was too good for him.
495
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,280
Oh, too good for all of them
if it means leaving you.
496
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,840
-180 a week disability is no lottery win.
-Hey, keeps the wolves at bay.
497
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,840
Stop showing off. Drawing attention.
498
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,000
People know
I can't stand the sight of you.
499
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,440
[door opens]
500
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,240
[Carl and Aidan talking indistinctively]
501
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,680
[Frank] All right, boys,
502
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,360
grab a plate. I've made plenty.
503
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,240
[Mimi] Here you go.
504
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,360
And yours, Mimi.
505
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,680
I just laid it all out
on a plate, didn't I?
506
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,880
Changed man. Virtually went down
on my knees. And still she went..
507
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,040
She always thought
she was better than she was.
508
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,440
And then she threw it all back in my face.
509
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,400
I've seen women like her all my life.
510
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,960
[Patty] She just wanted respect.
511
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,200
She's taking us to the cleaners, Frank.
512
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,480
Oh, well,
she's blagged lesser men than you.
513
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,080
Real mover and shaker.
You see where Libby got it from.
514
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,960
[Patty] Don't badmouth
my daughter in public.
515
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,200
The teeniest bit of effort,
that's all she needed to make, Lillian.
516
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,760
Me, me, me.
517
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,240
[Patty] Why do you really
518
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,200
think she left?
519
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,200
You wouldn't have dared.
520
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,120
She wanted to give it another go with you.
521
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:36,160
No matter, I begged and reminded her
you're nothing but a useless piss-pot.
522
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,200
So, you told her that you could walk?
523
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,520
-Maybe I needed to come clean.
-Just so she'd fuck off?
524
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,520
Unburden myself of a hateful lie.
525
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:53,400
And if knowing the truth helped her
to find the strength to move on...
526
00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:00,880
And I've been running after you
like a busy cunt for four months?
527
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,200
Mm.
528
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,240
And for what it's worth, you'll carry on.
529
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,440
Er... excuse me!
530
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,560
Oi, oi!
Um... fellow Jockeyites, get on this!
531
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,080
[Frank] Tss! Fwk! Christ!
532
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,000
Don't do it!
533
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,960
[Frank humming] Yeeh!
Is this a blagger I see before me?
534
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,920
Frank.
535
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,800
You taking the piss?
536
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,720
She can, you know. As and when requested.
537
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,120
Yeah, I saw her! Go on, show 'em.
538
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,440
Rambling madman.
539
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,640
Oh!
540
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,760
What did you see?
541
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840
What did I...
542
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,520
[Frank] Ooh, listen to me on t'wireless.
543
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,280
[Frank making sounds] Tut-tut-tut!
544
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,920
Tut!
545
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,920
Tut-tut-tut! Splat.
546
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,160
[Patty] Do you enjoy reminding me
547
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,400
I'm a cripple?
548
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,880
Now, now, Patty. Trades description.
549
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,360
That's what I try...
550
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,800
try, every morning.
551
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,320
Cause I pray for a miracle every night.
552
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,120
And one... one time in a thousand,
I get the strength to force myself up
553
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:28,000
and manage a whole second
suspended on my feet.
554
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,120
Before...
[sobbing]
555
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,720
...always fall back down again!
556
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,840
[man] Leave her alone, you bully.
557
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,880
She's suffered enough.
558
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,160
Oh, you're good.
559
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,840
-[Frank] Come here, you fucking fraud.
-[all chattering]
560
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,880
[all] Frank! Careful!
561
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,520
-[mocking]
-[all] No!
562
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,400
[Frank] No wonder fucking Libby left.
563
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480
[Mimi] That's enough!
564
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,040
Okay, okay, okay. Right, okay.
565
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,320
[all] Whoa!
566
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,600
[Mimi] Frank!
567
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,600
I'm warning you!
568
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:05,160
You lying, twisted,
piss-stained old fraud!
569
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,760
[Patty] You soft-arsed bone-idle tramp.
Libby's gone for good!
570
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,520
-[man] Frank, come on!
-[Patty screaming]
571
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,760
Fuck!
572
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,120
[Patty] Help!
573
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,040
[groaning]
574
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,600
See! See! She can feel it. I told you!
575
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,280
[all screaming]
576
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,000
[Mimi] Leave her alone!
577
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,720
[Frank grunting]
578
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,480
Oh, my God!
579
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,720
Oh!
580
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,960
[man] Here, he's right.
581
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,360
You...
582
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:39,600
Oh!
583
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,120
[Lillian] She can walk.
584
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,400
Hallelujah!
585
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,320
Oh, for fuck's sake.
586
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,200
How braindead can you get?
587
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Hope it was worth it.
588
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,200
So, what about Micky and Lillian?
589
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,280
[Karen] I haven't got the bookings
and this stuff costs a bomb to hire.
590
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,640
It wasn't cos I was smoking weed?
591
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,400
[Karen] I'm just not ready to expand.
592
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,680
[car starting]
593
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,600
Whatever it is, don't do it.
594
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,320
I know she knows I know they've got it.
595
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,920
Maybe they haven't.
Maybe it fell through a hole.
596
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,960
[sighing] Like I wouldn't have felt it.
597
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,240
A hole in the floor?
598
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,480
What are you doing?
599
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,200
-You still owe me a kiss.
-You owe me a photo.
600
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,960
[Letitia] When did you get that?
601
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,960
-Last night.
-Well, send it me, then.
602
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,080
Kiss first.
603
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,040
[Letitia sighting]
604
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:46,960
Standing.
605
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,880
[Jamie] Look, I've told you.
Kelly hates guns.
606
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,680
[Shane] All I'm saying is she's capable.
She lies for a living.
607
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,720
[Jamie] What's that supposed to mean?
608
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,680
She tells nonsenses
she loves them all day long.
609
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,760
-Karen's no angel.
-Well, go on.
610
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,280
[Shane] She knew
you were selling guns too, you know.
611
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,360
Hey, she never even goes round there.
612
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,560
[Shane] I know for a fact
613
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,600
Kelly did not take that gun.
614
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,520
By my reckoning, that only leaves you.
615
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,840
[Jamie] You gonna give
your new boyfriend a kiss?
616
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,360
-[Aidan] Get off me!
-Again. Where's the gun?
617
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,800
-I don't know what you mean!
-[Jamie] Look what we do to people.
618
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,120
Do you think we give a fuck
if you go in the ground as well?
619
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:26,960
-[Shane laughing]
-[Aidan groaning]
620
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,040
Have it your way.
621
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,159
[Aidan shouts] No! No, stop it!
622
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,320
Stop!
623
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,520
[Letitia] I took it home.
624
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,239
You. You better hope they haven't sold it.
625
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,520
Check upstairs.
626
00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:52,320
[whooshing] Who's a lucky boy, then?
627
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,000
[Shane] Aah.
628
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,800
So, you wanna play with fire, do you?
629
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,160
[Aidan gasping]
630
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,320
-No!
-[Aidan sobbing]
631
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,320
["Hey Boy Hey Girl"
by The Chemical Brothers playing]
632
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,800
-[phone ring]
-[chattering, laughing]
633
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,720
[exhales]
634
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,120
-[horn]
-[cheering]
635
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,560
[woman] No!
636
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,600
No!
[yelling]
637
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,480
-[Karen] Oh!
-Get 'em off!
638
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,480
[cheering] More! More! More!
639
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,880
We've already done half an hour over.
640
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,840
-[woman] That's all you're getting!
-[man] Get 'em off!
641
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,240
-Nobody said anything about this.
-Like you didn't know!
642
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,000
-[woman] Karen!
-This party's over.
643
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,200
Get the door.
644
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,480
-[door closes]
-[man] You're not going anywhere.
645
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,920
Bit of a prick teaser, are we?
646
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,920
[man] Get it out.
647
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,120
For the lads. Yes.
648
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,560
[tense music]
649
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,280
Hey, hey, hey, give us that!
It's his treat.
650
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,360
[man] Let him fuck you!
651
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,800
[men cheering]
652
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,240
[woman] Karen!
653
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,160
Come on, most strippers do
a bit more, yeah!
654
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,440
Do you know who I am?
655
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,680
-Some potless dirty bitch?
-[men laughing]
656
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,080
-Karen Maguire.
-[booing]
657
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,080
Wit woo.
658
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,200
[woman struggling]
659
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,200
Whoa! That's a big one.
Where's that going?
660
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,040
Up your fucking ring piece,
if you're not careful!
661
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,920
[men cheering]
662
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,360
[man] What did you do that for?
663
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,320
Hit him as well!
664
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,720
-[Karen] Get off.
-That's a heavy water pistol.
665
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,040
-[aggressively] You reckon?
-[firing]
666
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,760
[grunting]
667
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,160
-[man screaming]
-My leg!
668
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,120
[screaming]
669
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,200
That's what you get, you fucking cunts!
670
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Karen?
671
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,320
-Karen?
-[shower water running]
672
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,360
You okay?
673
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,560
What happened?
674
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,960
-It's all right.
-Come on, tell me.
675
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,000
Just come here.
676
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,320
Dad always said you were at it.
677
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,520
What's up with you?
678
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,920
Don't you dare waste that!
679
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,120
Think you can fix things
with a full English?
680
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,560
He's not been right for days.
681
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,520
-Hey, don't...
-[door slams loudly]
682
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,160
Okay, I'll take 50-50
on the disability benefits.
683
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,600
You've got nothing on me anymore.
684
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,280
You sure about that?
685
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,680
No chance.
686
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,080
[Frank] Well...
687
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,440
grassing never sits easy,
688
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:34,400
but DSS, like pit bulls,
get a sniff of blood...
689
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,040
Twenty years of false claims?
690
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,720
They are going to want a big chat.
691
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,960
I'd say half each seems fair.
692
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,360
Keep your pathetic threats, Frank.
693
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,800
Someone's beaten you to it.
694
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,120
[tense music]
695
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,520
[Frank] Time to pack your bags.
696
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,320
You looking at, you fat, lazy bastard?
697
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,480
You wouldn't be in here
if it wasn't for me.
698
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,880
-She's full of shit, her!
-Like I don't know it.
699
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,920
[Mimi] Who backed her trip to Lourdes?
700
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,680
Bottom line,
it's down to her you're even in here.
701
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,640
[Frank] Oh!
702
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:17,520
The kid from Cincinnati, he say yes!
703
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,840
[laughing] Who'd Adam and Eve it, eh?
The luck of the Irish.
704
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,200
-[Frank] Burn the slag.
-I said leave it!
705
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,440
-[priest] "Oh blest Lord, Creator God.
-[bells]
706
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,000
In you all things are rendered pure.
707
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,240
By you are strengthened to endure.
708
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:43,440
Oh blest holy hand of God,
all things are sanctified by you.
709
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,640
-Adorned, enriched, you make them new.
-[crying]
710
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,480
-[phone ringing]
-I'm at a funeral.
711
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,720
["Swan Lake" plays]
712
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,480
[man] Go on, Patty!
713
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,440
Go on, girl!
714
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,880
[people cheering] Go on, Patty!
715
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,560
[applause]
716
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:50,760
Squaw Valley, California, 1960.
717
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,800
I was to be the first Irish
winter ice-dancing Olympian.
718
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,920
Then I got pregnant with Libby.
719
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,920
What, at fifteen?
720
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,840
Fucking... Welcome to your spiritual home.
721
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,200
My country?
722
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,720
The Olympics!
723
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,760
Oh, imagine.
724
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,600
And because you didn't get
to fuck about on ice skates
725
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,720
it's all right to steal
your daughter's life?
726
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,040
What was your excuse,
you useless parasite?
727
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,720
Oh, well, yeah, you got me.
728
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,240
Guilty as charged.
729
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,600
I stole Libby's heart,
but you know when you're like that,
730
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,680
colours are brighter,
bird-song's clearer...
731
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,040
Until the novelty fades away
732
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,320
and... I'm back in the arms
of the only constant.
733
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,640
My only true love.
734
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,680
Am I a lesser man?
735
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,840
This mother-child thing?
736
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,520
Whoosh! Nurture, shelter, protect.
737
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,440
That's instinct, yeah?
738
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,680
It's instinct. Natural.
739
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,200
Then, with love and prayers,
740
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,280
you set them free.
741
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,320
Too right.
742
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,440
Amen.
743
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,880
Just a thought.
744
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,680
I'd booked a termination.
745
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,280
At an underground clinic in Liverpool.
746
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,120
[mumbling] Oh, fuck off.
747
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,840
-Abortion was still illegal.
-["Swan Lake" music stops]
748
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,000
Now you need to button it.
749
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,360
[Patty] But the worst storm in a decade
750
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,840
stopped the ferries for a week.
751
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,320
Daddy found out,
locked me in my room for a month.
752
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,200
I wanted to get rid of her then...
753
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,520
And I don't need her now.
754
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,200
Well, I hope it was worth it.
755
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,280
I don't need anybody.
756
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,920
[Patty] At what point does
withholding the truth become a lie?
757
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,840
I bet politicians are given books
to guide them on that.
758
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,600
At what point
759
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,080
in the lie you've just created
is it too late to back out
760
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,440
and telling the truth
would do more damage?
761
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,280
When you have to keep it going
762
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:39,080
because you know that even if you manage
to keep that lie going forever,
763
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:45,120
it will eat you up so much inside
you won't want to live anyway.
764
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,000
[outro music]
765
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,920
Home deliveries. Good idea.
I've got a bit of stock needs shifting.
766
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,800
I don't want to get involved
in any illegal shit.
767
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,120
Let your driver take the flack.
768
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,560
[Karen] Not over, is it?
Between you and the running man?
769
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,480
We've been acting out our fantasies.
770
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,440
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
771
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,720
-[moaning]
-[camera flash]
772
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,520
[Gorky] Like butter wouldn't melt.
Police just pulled me.
773
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,960
Luckily, I hid that lot somewhere else.
774
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,200
-[Jackson] Avril, we need to talk.
-[Avril] You arrogant piece of shit!
775
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,640
-[woman] Morning!
-Hiya!
776
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:14,920
Ring the police, Ches.
777
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,120
Tell them about your paedo tendencies
while you're at it.
778
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,280
D'you want some sex?
779
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,960
[policeman] You were seen kissing her.
780
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,040
[fire flames]
781
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,200
I knows my place, master.
782
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,360
-[tires screeching]
-[Avril screams]
783
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,480
[outro music]
784
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,360
[outro music fades]
785
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,680
[screaming in pain]
786
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,480
[panting]
787
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,920
[screaming in fear]
788
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,520
[calm music]
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