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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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Jon's had workers in the house
all morning.
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-Any idea what's up, pup?
-[Odie] Uh-uh.
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[Garfield] Hmm.
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Jon doing something
without me knowing about it.
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Always trouble.
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Great job, guys! Thanks.
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Garfield, wait till you see
what I've done.
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I hope it involves food.
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Now, it doesn't involve food.
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Not interested.
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Come to my office
and I'll introduce Millie.
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-[Odie] Millie?
-Millie?
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You're gonna love this, Garfield.
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Probably not if it doesn't involve food.
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Hello, Jon Arbuckle.Welcome to Domestic Bliss,
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the number onehousehold monitoring software.
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My name is Mildredbut you can call me Millie.
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[Odie gasps]
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Millie? She's awfully friendly
for a computer-generated voice.
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You are my master, Jon Arbuckle.I obey your voice and no other.
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Okay, Millie.
Show us the plan of the house here.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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This cost me thousands of dollars,
but I've had the entire house wired.
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Every light switch,
every appliance, everything.
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And it's all connected to Millie here.
I can give her a command and...
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[yawns]
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Well, watch.
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Ahem. Millie, turn off the lights
in this room and turn on the radio.
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[beep]
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-[radio playing music]
-Neat, huh?
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Thrilling.
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Thousands of dollars so you don't have
to flip two switches.
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And people say I'm lazy?
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Alright, Millie, turn the lights on
and the radio off.
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-[music stops]
-Thanks.
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Now, Millie, have
the vacuum cleaner clean this room.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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-[Garfield] Huh?
-[vacuum whirring]
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[Odie whining]
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[barking]
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Millie! Stop chasing Odie.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[Odie whimpers]
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Millie is useless.
Millie is a waste of money.
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Millie, turn on the oven
and bake the lasagna I put inside.
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Millie is my best friend forever.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[Garfield] This I gotta see.
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[Millie] Pre-heating ovento 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Estimated baking time:one hour, 17 minutes.
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At last! A little efficiency around here
in the important matters.
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Millie, lower the curtains,
start my shower,
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and turn on the living room TV.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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[curtains whirring]
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[TV clicks on]
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By the time I finish my shower,
the lasagna will be ready
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and we can eat as we watch TV.
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-Sounds like a plan.
-[Odie yips]
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Be back later, Millie.
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As you wish, Jon Arbuckle.
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I love you, Jon Arbuckle.
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[Garfield groans]
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[Millie] Estimated time to lasagna:12 minutes, nine seconds.
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Can't you speed it up a little?
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-[Odie yips]
-[Garfield's stomach growls]
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I know, Jon has to finish his shower.
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-[water running]
-[Jon humming]
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[Millie] Oh, Jon. We will be
so happy together.
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Millie, e-mail Liz. Tell her I'll pick her
up at 7 for our date tomorrow.
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Liz, hmm? Fine."Dear Liz, Jon will pick you up at 7:00."
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[man] What's come over you, Cassie?
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-Just because I'm going to marry Helen.
-[Helen] You never realized, Wendell.
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You never realizedhow I loved you from afar?
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[Wendell] Why, no. I didn't.
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That's silly.
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How could someone not realize
that they were being loved from afar?
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You'd have to be pretty stupid.
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Hmm. Let's watch something else.
Millie, change to channel four.
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As you wish, Jon dear.I mean, Jon Arbuckle.
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This just in. A mighty thunderstorm isgoing to hit our city just about... now.
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[thunder crashing]
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[yowling]
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[Jon screams]
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Boy, they're accurate.
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[sparking]
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We got hit by lightning!
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[power whirring]
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All this power!I feel like a new... a new person!
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I have become a superior,almighty, all knowing being!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Let there be light!
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-[lamp clicks on]
-Ahh. Great. The lights are back on.
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-Millie. Did you do this?
-I did it, and don't call me Millie.
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My name is Mildred!
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[Odie's teeth chattering]
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Wait a minute. This is my house!
Well, not quite my house.
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I still have a few years on my mortgage.
But it's sort of my house.
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Not anymore.
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The appliances I command shall drive youand these animals out of my house!
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Today, we will conquer this house,
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and tomorrow the neighborhood,and then in 2½ weeks, the city,
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and then, in three,maybe four, months, the country,
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and then the entire planet!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Uggh!
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Huh?!
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-Ohh!
-[Garfield screams]
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[razor buzzing]
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[toothbrush whirring]
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Hey! Get away from me.
I'm too young to shave.
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-[appliances clattering]
-[Odie whimpering]
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[Garfield screams]
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-No, stop, stop it. Leave me alone.
-[razor buzzing]
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No! Help! Help! Oh, stop!
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[Odie] Huh?
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Don't worry. This is a cartoon.
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In the next shot,
I'll have all my fur back.
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-[Jon gurgling]
-[toothbrush whirring]
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See? All back. Furrrbulous.
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[Garfield straining]
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You can't defeat me, Jon Arbuckle!You will pay for what you did to me!
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-[Garfield screeching]
-[appliances buzzing]
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[projector pounding floor]
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[appliances clattering]
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[Jon shrieks]
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My appliances, they're ganging up on me!
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Time to call in help.
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"Is your computer messing with you?
Call Webster the Computer Geek."
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Good thinking, Garfield.
I'll go get the phone!
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Help! The phone's trying to get me!
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[phone beeping "William Tell" overture]
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[gasps]
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[car arriving]
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[Odie yips]
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[engine revs, tires screech]
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-You could have phoned me, Mr. Arbuckle.
-No, I couldn't have.
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But I explained all that.
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You're a computer geek.
Save me from my computer.
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[appliances sparking]
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Oh, man.
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I heard about this phenomenon before
but I've never seen it.
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It's the rogue motherboard syndrome,
or something like that.
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But I can get rid of it.
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[Millie] Not if I get rid of you first!
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-[appliances pounding floor]
-[Jon screams]
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[murmuring]
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[Jon] Whoa!
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[screams]
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[appliances clanging]
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-[straining]
-[appliances slam door]
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[energy pulsing]
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That's it! That's my computer
that has taken over the whole house!
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Even the greatest minds
haven't been able to come up
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with a solution
to this rogue motherboard syndrome.
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Tomorrow, we'll be obeying blenders
and can openers.
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Hey, you're the computer geek. You fix it.
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Maybe if I reboot in safe mode
and purge the registry.
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Too late, geek!
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-[Jon screams]
-Timber!
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[thud!]
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-[door creaks]
-[Jon] Ohh!
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[accordion plays]
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As I said, this is a cartoon.
I'll be back to normal in a sec.
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[appliances clattering]
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[Jon screams]
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-[screams]
-[Odie shrieks]
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Well, so much for the cartoon theory.
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-[hair dryer blowing]
-[Odie yipping]
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-[Jon screams]
-[Odie howls]
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[Webster screams]
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You should have left the housewhen you could, you fools!
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Now you're all going to perish.
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-Webster! Do something!
-There's nothing I can do.
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Even the greatest computer geniuses
in the world couldn't stop her.
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[appliances clattering]
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[Garfield screams]
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[laughing maniacally]
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You will all die!
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[appliances stop clattering]
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Huh? What happened?
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The greatest computer geniuses
in the world couldn't stop her.
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But a puppy with the I.Q. of a hockey puck
tripped over the solution.
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[Odie] Huh?
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Everything seems to be normal.
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The computer police
are taking your computer away.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say will be used
against you on the Internet.
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So, can I sell you a new computer?
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-[Jon] No!
-[Garfield] No!
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[Garfield growls]
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I'll get a new computer someday,
but for now, this will do.
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[Odie] What is that?
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It's called a typewriter, Odie.
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People used them in the previous century
and they have some advantages.
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They don't use expensive software,
don't get viruses,
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don't have to be upgraded every 6 minutes
and they keep you off the Internet.
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They're perfect, except for one thing.
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-[Odie] What?
-They don't make lasagna.
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[Odie sighs]
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I know.
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[phone autodialing]
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[man] Be careful, Agnes. The robotshave seized command of our world!
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Oh, I hate when that happens.
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Lunch in five minutes, Garfield.
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We should have never let computers controlso much of our lives.
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We could have stopped themfrom enslaving us if only we had...
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Could have stopped them if what?
How could we have stopped them?
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TV. I want my TV. Come back, come back!
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-[Jon groans]
-[chicken squeaks]
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Huh?
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No picture, huh?
Looks like the cable's out again.
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I'll go call.
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How could you leave me like this?
Haven't I been an attentive friend?
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Haven't I watched you like night and day?
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[woman] You have reachedthe cable TV company.
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-Press one to start.
-[beep]
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-For English, press two.
-[beep]
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For tech support, press nine.
-[beep]
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If you live on the west side, press four.
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-[easy listening music on phone]
-[Garfield] I hope they hurry.
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I have to find out how to stop
computers from enslaving us.
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Press eight if your last name beginswith the letters "A" through "M."
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[beep]
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Huh? Garfield, I have to check
the casserole.
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Let me know when a human being
comes on the line.
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That could take months.
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I'm not sure they have any
at that company.
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-Press five if your TV set is color.
-[beep]
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Press two-nine if there is a potted planton your TV set.
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[beep beep]
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-Press three-one-six if it is a fern.-Huh?
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Boy, they want to know everything.
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[man] Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
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-[easy-listening music on phone]
-That's so comforting to hear.
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[Odie whimpers]
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Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
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[sighing]
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Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
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-[easy-listening music continues]
-If it's important, why don't you take it?
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[woman] Press eight if you're fed upwith this terrible music.
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[beep]
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Press seven-seven if your eyelidsare getting heavy.
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[beep beep]
248
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,320
Press nine if you're about to havea dream sequence.
249
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,960
-[easy-listening music continues]
-[Garfield snoring]
250
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,880
[man] Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
251
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,200
Press five if you would like a pizza.
252
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,800
-[beep]
-Yes!
253
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,640
D'oh!
254
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,400
[snickers]
255
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,520
Press nine if you would like pepperoni.
256
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,040
-Of course.
-[beep]
257
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,320
[laughs]
258
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,000
You have ordered pepperoni.
259
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,360
Press three if you would likeextra cheese.
260
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,720
[laughs]
261
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,480
-I want extra, extra... extra cheese.
-[beep]
262
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,520
You have orderedextra, extra, extra cheese.
263
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,520
Press five if you would like anchovies.
264
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,920
No, no, no. I don't want anchovies.
265
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,000
-You have ordered anchovies.
-No! I didn't order anchovies.
266
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,800
You have ordered more anchovies.
267
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,440
-[pizza whirring]
-No! I don't want more anchovies.
268
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,680
[growls] How do I get rid of anchovies?
269
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,040
You have ordered tons of anchovies.
270
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:19,880
No!
271
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,760
I have to get out of that house!
272
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,040
[woman] Press nineto get out of that house.
273
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,800
-[beep]
-[Garfield screams]
274
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:34,400
[ringtones chiming]
275
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,120
Press one-one if you would liketo access your mail.
276
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,360
-[busy tone sounding]
-Hey! Leave me alone.
277
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,520
[growls]
278
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,000
Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
279
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,280
Your call will be answeredin the order received.
280
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,320
[Garfield screams]
281
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,120
How can I get across this street?
282
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,080
If you would like to cross the street,press four.
283
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,920
-[beep]
-Whoa!
284
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,840
Whoo!
285
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,760
[laughs]
286
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,200
Hey, this isn't so bad.
287
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,240
[Nermal sighs]
288
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:32,480
To send Nermal to the planet Beta-Bluein the Freen Galaxy, press two-six.
289
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,720
-[laughs] I'm beginning to like this.
-[beep beep]
290
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,480
-[rocket whooshing]
-[Nermal shrieking]
291
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,400
[elephants trumpeting]
292
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,840
-[drums beating]
-Whoa!
293
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,760
-[elephants trumpeting]
-I've stopped liking this!
294
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,800
How do I stop a herd
of charging elephants?
295
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,120
If you would like to stop a herdof charging elephants, press 5-2-8-7-8-8
296
00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,680
9-4-2-4-9-1-9-2-7-6-3-8-8...
297
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,839
-No! [shrieks]
-9-2-8-8-2-1-4-8-9-2-6...
298
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:09,000
9-4-2-4-9-1-9-4...
299
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,520
Help!
300
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,560
Help! Help!
301
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,440
[elephants trumpeting]
302
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,200
Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
303
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,359
Whoa!
304
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,400
Thanks. I needed that.
I really needed that.
305
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,240
Can't talk to you now.
I have to get back on hold.
306
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,520
-How long have you been on hold?
-I don't know. What year is this?
307
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,400
You've been on hold
as long as I've been on hold.
308
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,360
Sixty-three years.
309
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,520
Sixty-three years?
Why don't you just hang up?
310
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,040
Can't. I'd lose my place.
311
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:58,200
They're going to answer my call
in the order in which it was received.
312
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,560
We've all been here so long
waiting on hold.
313
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,760
None of us even remember who we're waiting
to have pick up on the other end.
314
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,360
I'm not sure but I think
I was ordering a surfboard.
315
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:22,120
Something has to be done about this.
I need to come up with a brilliant idea.
316
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,680
If you would like a brilliant idea,press seven.
317
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,600
-[gasps]
-[beep]
318
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,000
As you can see, I have a brilliant idea.
319
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,960
And this isn't an old-fashioned
brilliant idea. No, sir.
320
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:40,080
This is one of those long-life,
energy-saving brilliant ideas.
321
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:45,000
-Oh, you can't reason with them.
-There's nobody to talk to.
322
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,240
Then I'll have to find someone
I can talk to.
323
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,800
I'll have to find... a human being.
324
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,880
[gasping]
325
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,760
But there aren't any.
326
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,720
Someplace there's one,
and I'm gonna find him.
327
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,760
If you would like to find him,press five-one.
328
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,720
-See?
-[beep beep]
329
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,400
-Huh?
-[energy pulsing]
330
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,840
[phones ringing]
331
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,360
Press five if you would like a pizza.
332
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,080
-[ringing]
-[clang!]
333
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,800
Okay, so where's this human being?
334
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,880
Human being. There he is!
335
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,600
If you would like to go inwhere the human is, press one.
336
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,760
If you would like to goto the South Pole, press two.
337
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,800
[beep]
338
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,760
Oh, no! I meant to press... one!
339
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:51,040
-[teeth chattering]
-I would like to go back where I was!
340
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,760
If you would like to go backwhere you were, press seven.
341
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,480
[beep]
342
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,600
-Whoaaa!
-[phone rings]
343
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:05,880
Enough! I am now going to talk
with an actual human being.
344
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,120
[murmuring]
345
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:16,120
[touch tones beeping]
346
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,280
-[beep beep]
-[gasps]
347
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,840
D'oh! Hah!
348
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,120
Hey! Where are the humans?
349
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,640
[man] Humans? There are no humans.
350
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,320
No humans?
351
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,160
No, and there haven't been in years.By the way,
352
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,080
your call is important to usso stay on the line.
353
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,400
[gasps] No humans!
354
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,560
And here we've been worried
about computers taking over.
355
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,440
That happened long ago. But don't worry.
356
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,360
Your call will be answeredin the order received.
357
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,920
[groans] I get it now.
You got rid of all the humans.
358
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,080
You have them all trapped on hold.
Trapped there for all eternity!
359
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:59,760
Well, you won't get away with it.
I'll stop you! I'll tell the world!
360
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,520
[woman] To tell the world, press eight.
361
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,000
[man] To tell the world,press your zip code.
362
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,520
[woman] To tell the world,press the exact value of pi...
363
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,920
[man] ...followed by the pound sign.If you would like to tell the world...
364
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,280
[woman] ...press your birthday.
[man] ...to tell the world, press 3.
365
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,240
-[Garfield shrieking]
-If you would like to tell the world...
366
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,840
[recorded messages overlapping]
367
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,840
-No! Stop!
-If you'd like to tell the world...
368
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,640
[shrieking]
369
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,560
I don't wanna be on hold!
370
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,640
I don't wanna press anything
to do anything!
371
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,440
Just stop that awful music. Stop, stop!
372
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,920
[touch tones beeping]
373
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,280
Whoaaaaa!
374
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,120
[man] If you'd like to tell the world...
375
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,520
[screaming]
376
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,960
-[doorbell rings]
-D'oh!
377
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,080
-[easy-listening music on phone]
-Huh?
378
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,480
Garfield! Can't you hear the door?
Go answer it.
379
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,720
[man] Your call is important to usso stay on the line.
380
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,760
Your call will be answeredin the order received.
381
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,840
Oooh!
382
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,720
About time you answered.
383
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:13,560
Your cable TV was out, but we fixed it.
You get more trouble, call this number.
384
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,760
Press one for tech support.
Press two to schedule an appointment.
385
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,440
-Press three to cancel or res--
-No, no. It's a trick!
386
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,680
You're trying to enslave us all.
Well, you won't get me.
387
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,080
I won't get trapped on hold for the rest
of my life, you can't fool me!
388
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,240
You won't answer my call
in the order received!
389
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,360
Yaaaah!
390
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,200
Hmm. Garfield hasn't been acting
like himself lately.
391
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,720
I'd better take him for a check-up.
392
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,880
[autodialing]
393
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,360
To continue this call in English,press one.
394
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,760
To speak to Liz the Veterinarian,press three-six.
395
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,080
To hear our office hours, press eight.
396
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,200
[Garfield shrieking]
397
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,400
To return to the opening menuand start all over again, press two.
398
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,720
To continue this call in English,press one.
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