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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[eerie soundtrack playing]
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-[Odie yips]
-Hi, Odie. I'm too busy to play.
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I'm making my special double-wide,
triple-cheese, meat and meatier lasagna
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for Liz's birthday.
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[Odie whines]
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Can't have you underfoot just now, boy.
But here's a nice bone.
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[Odie whimpers]
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[dog snarling loudly]
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[snarling]
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Okay, let's have it.
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Huh?
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The bone. And it'd better be meatier
than the one yesterday or else...
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Tomorrow, get him to give you more of
those doggy biscuit treats I love so much.
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[whimpers]
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[Jon humming]
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[Jon] Almost done.
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[newscast theme playing]
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[man] In other news, a rare alignmentof cosmic forces will occur tonight.
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Professor Harlow Cranfranz explains.
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I know that smell.
I know that smell and I love that smell.
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Yes, the Dog Star, Sirius,otherwise known as Alpha Canis Major,
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is in a unique positionwith regard to the star Canopus,
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and are both in unprecedented alignmentwith the moon.
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Now, you say this could havea strange effect on dogs on this planet?
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Only the very stupidest ones.
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In fact, a dog would have to have almostno IQ points at all to be affected.
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Well, what have we here? Lasagna!
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Take a good look at it, folks.
It won't be here for much longer.
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Oh, no you don't!
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It's lasagna. I have to eat it.
It's what I do best.
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That lasagna is for Liz's birthday party.
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If you touch it, I'm not feeding you
until her next birthday.
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Or the one after that.
Or the one after that.
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Alright, alright.
I get the message, Mr. Subtlety.
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I'm leaving this here to cool overnight.
Don't. Just don't.
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Hey! I have willpower
not to eat this lasagna.
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No, I don't. Yes, I do.
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No, I don't. Maybe just one taste...
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[Jon snarls]
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Alright, alright.
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So, there'll be one lasagna in the world
that doesn't get eaten by me.
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It had to happen eventually.
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Hi, boy.
Did you enjoy that nice bone I gave you?
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[Odie whimpers]
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Well, the lasagna can cool overnight.
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[yawns] Maybe I'll turn in early.
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Amazing. I thought for sure Garfield
would devour that lasagna,
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but it seems he's put it
completely out of his mind.
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I will not eat that lasagna.
I will not eat that lasagna.
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I will not eat that lasagna.
Why can't I convince myself?
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[Odie] Huh?
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[creature howling]
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[Odie whimpers]
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[Odie muttering]
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[roaring]
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I don't care how much my stomach growls,
I am not gonna eat that lasagna.
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[creature snarling]
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[gulping food]
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-[clang!]
-What's that?
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[roaring]
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[yips]
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-Odie! Did you hear anything in here?
-Uh-uh.
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I can't imagine what made that--
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[gasps]
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Lasagna for ten people... gone!
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And I think it's pretty obvious
who ate it.
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[snoring]
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-Garfield!
-[Garfield screams]
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[gasps] What's the big idea?
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Garfield! You ate lasagna for ten people!
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I did? Huh, I don't remember that.
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I meant what I said, Garfield.
I'm never going to feed you again.
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Good night!
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But I... that is... I didn't... I...
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Maybe I did.
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It's come to this. Not walking in my sleep
but eating in my sleep.
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Sorry I ate that lasagna,
and I didn't even know it.
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[sighs] I bet it was good.
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[Odie] Huh?
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[creature howling]
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[roaring, snarling]
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Maybe I was too rough on Garfield, saying
I was never going to feed him again.
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I'll tell him he'll get food again
in a year or two.
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[roaring continues, furniture breaking]
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[roaring stops]
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Garfield, I was thinking that never
is a long time not to eat, so...
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[gasps]
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[Jon stammering]
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[Jon snarls]
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-Garfield!
-[Garfield] Yaaaaa!
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[Jon, muffled voice]
Garfield, how could you do this?
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[unmuffled]
Garfield, how could you do this?
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And don't tell me you didn't do this.
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-If you didn't, who did?
-Maybe the pup?
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Don't pin this on poor,
sweet, harmless Odie.
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Odie couldn't do something like this!
I've had it with you, Garfield!
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[Odie whimpering]
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[creature howling]
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[dog] I hope you brought me
some doggy treat biscuits.
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Well, where are they?
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[Odie mumbling]
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What? No doggy treat biscuits?
I warned you, runt.
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[snarls]
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Hey, you're not getting away
from me that easy!
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[dog barking]
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When I get my paws on you,
you'll learn to take orders!
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[Odie yipping]
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[creature howling]
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[dog barking]
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[dog snarling]
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Now I've got you trapped, runt!
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[Odie stretching]
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[stammering] I was just kidding
about the doggy treat biscuits.
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You can have them all.
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In fact, you can have mine.
I never liked them.
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[Jon] I hope the TV still works.
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As I have been continuouslytelling everyone,
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the odd alignment of the starscould turn a dog into a savage,
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out-of-control monster.
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Gee. Could that have happened to Odie?
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Of course, it would only happen to a dogwho was really and truly stupid.
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Yeah, that would be our Odie.
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Garfield, I may owe you an apology.
Let's go find Odie... quickly!
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[dog] Put me down! Help!
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I have a hunch I know where he is.
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Yaaaaa!
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[sighs]
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-There you are, boy. Are you okay, Odie?
-I don't know.
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We'd better take you to see that professor
we saw on the news.
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I called the station and got his address.
He's on Century Boulevard.
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[Garfield] There's an all-night pizza
place on Century Boulevard.
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[siren wailing]
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Oh, no. There's a policeman signaling
to pull me over.
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[officer] What's the rush, pal?
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Oh, he's really gonna believe this.
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It's my dog, officer. We think he may be
turning into a huge, crazed monster.
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No, honest.
A professor on TV said it was possible.
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We're going to see him right now.
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[officer] Roll down the window and let me
look at this monster of a dog.
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That cute little puppy? A monster?
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-[officer gasps]
-[Odie stretching]
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[Odie snarling]
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[car body creaking]
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-[motorcycle engine revs]
-[car roof clangs]
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-Garfield, did you see what happened?
-Nope.
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-[Odie] Huh?
-That's just your basic Odie.
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[Odie barks]
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Well, just in case, let's get him
to that professor as quickly as possible.
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Sorry to wake you up, Professor,
but we were worried...
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That your dog might be turning
into a monster
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because of the pattern
of the moon and stars?
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I don't think that's possible,
not with such a harmless little creature!
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-[slurps]
-Ohh!
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[Odie yipping]
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Also he does appear
to be quite stupid.
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We had to come to a professor
for that news flash?
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-But what if it is true?
-Even if it is true, it does not matter.
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The particular alignment of stars
that caused the change, it is over now,
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and will not occur again
until the year 3459, on a Tuesday.
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Well then, problem solved.
If it ever even was a problem.
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Besides, I have to deal with the following
alignment of the moon and stars!
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It may cause an eclipse
that will affect cats.
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-Cats?
-Cats?
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Yes, but not to worry.
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If it does happen, it will only affect
a very small number of cats.
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Which cats, professor?
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Only the ones that consume
vast quantities of Italian food.
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-[professor shrieks]
-[Garfield snarling]
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[screaming]
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Hmm. I think I'll go see
if that all-night pizza place is open.
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Hello.
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Yoo-hoo!
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[vacuum whirring]
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[Garfield sighs]
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The first person to invent
a remote control for vacuums
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will be adored and venerated
by all of catkind.
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[vacuum stops]
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I know it's early, Garfield,
but Liz's parents are coming
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and everything needs to be perfect!
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Oh, I can't greet them like this!
What impression would that make?
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Ohh.
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An honest one?
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Liz's parents will be watching me
like a hawk and analyzing my every move.
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Jon, I think a walrus threw up
on your shirt.
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[Jon screaming]
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[Odie yips]
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[Odie whimpering]
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Odie, well-bred dogs don't beg!
You can't...
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Odie! I just got through
mopping that floor!
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[whimpering]
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[sighs] I'll deal with it later.
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Now, where is
that expensive caviar I bought?
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[Garfield] Mmm.
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[Jon screams, snarls]
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Alright, listen to me, you two!
My future with Liz is at stake.
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When her parents get here, I expect you
to be on your best behavior.
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[Odie yips]
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And to make sure that happens,
there's a reward in store for you.
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Whichever of you makes the most effort
to make a good impression
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will get a special treat.
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-[Garfield snickers]
-[Odie snarls]
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Odie, go fetch the grooming brush,
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I'm going to give you two a makeover
before our guests arrive.
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[Odie yips]
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Ha ha! No way.
I'd rather cough up a giant hairball
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than share a brush
with that mangy fleabag.
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I'll do my own grooming, thank you.
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Have it your way, Garfield,
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but Odie just scored a point
in the effort category.
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-Good boy, Odie! Good boy!
-[Odie yipping]
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What a suck-up.
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I think I'll fit in a little beauty sleep
before the guests arrive.
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[snoring]
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-[horn playing "La Cucaracha"]
-Yaaaaaaa!
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[thud!]
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[Odie yipping]
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No! My suit! Get your filthy paws off me!
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Down, boy! I said get down!
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What in the world is going on out here?
[gulp]
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I'll tell you what.
That maniac dog of yours pounced on us.
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Have him on a leash
if he can't behave.
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Odie, bad boy! I am so sorry about that.
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Please, please, come in.
We'll get all of you cleaned up inside.
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That goes for you too, Odie!
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[whimpering]
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Hi, Jon. Nice shirt.
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Minus one for Odie. That reward is mine.
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He doesn't usually jump
on guests like that.
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He must have been really excited
to meet you.
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Speaking of which,
you haven't been properly introduced.
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Mom, Dad, this is Jon.
Jon, these are my parents.
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Hi, I'm Mrs. Wilson,
but you can call me Betty.
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-And I'm Mr. Wilson.
-[knuckles cracking]
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Ha ha. Um... Nice to meet you.
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Ahem. I believe you're already well
acquainted with my dog, Odie.
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And that's Garfield, my cat.
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My, that's a fat cat!
Liz, you should put that cat on a diet!
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Oh, it's a pleasure meeting you too.
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You've got a nice place, here, Jon,
but this house needs a woman's touch.
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00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,600
I don't know about the house,
but Jon certainly does.
244
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,760
That being said, an extra hand
in the kitchen wouldn't hurt.
245
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:39,320
So, Jon, Liz tells us you're a cartoonist.
246
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,760
That's right, I--
247
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,440
Personally, I've always been for solid,
respectable careers.
248
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,880
None of that fancy-schmancy stuff.
I'm a tax auditor myself.
249
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,360
That would've been my second guess,
after undertaker.
250
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,240
-[chomp!]
-Ohh!
251
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,480
[gasps] Bad boy, Odie!
252
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,440
[Odie whines]
253
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,080
He's usually very well-behaved.
254
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:13,280
Minus two for Odie. Reward, come to papa.
255
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:18,640
Raising pets is like raising children.
It requires a great deal of discipline.
256
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,680
Do you plan on having children
one day, Jon?
257
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760
[Liz] Dad!
258
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,880
Speaking of children,
259
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,400
I haven't introduced you
to my son yet, Jon!
260
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,840
Your son?
Liz didn't mention she had a brother.
261
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,600
[bag unzips]
262
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:39,280
Jon, this is Petey. My pride and joy.
263
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,440
I raised and nurtured him
ever since he was a baby.
264
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:48,920
-I can trust your pets with him, can't I?
-Oh, sure. No problem.
265
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,360
Because if any harm came to him,
I don't know what I'd do!
266
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,320
It breaks my heart
to keep him cooped up in a cage.
267
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,000
So she coops us up instead.
She spends her time closing windows.
268
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,720
And you spend it opening them.
He's always saying it's stuffy.
269
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,480
Isn't he the smartest,
cutest little thing?
270
00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,119
He's the son I never had.
271
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,440
I would've said plump and juicy.
272
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,640
And he's going to be the hors d'oeuvres
I'm going to have.
273
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,320
[toy horn squeaks]
274
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,440
-Snack time!
-[Petey] Go ahead, be my guest.
275
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,160
Try it! See what happens.
276
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,320
It'll be the most fun I've had in ages.
Trust me.
277
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,000
[Petey tweeting]
278
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:53,360
I went to a lot of trouble chasing you.
So humor me. Fight, struggle, beg, plead.
279
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:59,160
"Oh, please, Mr. Cat, don't eat me."
There. Is that exciting enough for you?
280
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,840
Oh, You're gonna have
to do better than that.
281
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,840
-[roar]
-[squawking]
282
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,080
[Jon] Garfield!
283
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,880
[Petey squeaking]
284
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,240
I'm warning you, Garfield!
285
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,400
If I catch you with that bird again,
forget the reward!
286
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,320
-And no TV for a month!
-No, stop!
287
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:25,480
I wouldn't gloat if I were you.
I may be minus one, but you're minus two.
288
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,000
Forget that insipid sack of feathers.
289
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,280
It's like trying to get an adrenaline rush
from a slice of plain white bread.
290
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,360
Ha ha!
291
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,480
Inanimate pre-sliced cold cuts
are a hundred times more exciting.
292
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,400
Please, please, please, Mr. Cat! Eat me!
293
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,560
Come on, I know you want to.
Just do it. Please?
294
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,320
Hey! You're supposed to beg me
not to eat you, dodo.
295
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,960
But I must admit, you're slightly
more tempting in sandwich form.
296
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,360
What's taking so long? Hurry up!
297
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,520
Well, if you insist.
298
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,120
[Petey squeaking]
299
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,240
Petey?
300
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,160
Oh, look, we're all out of hors d'oeuvres!
301
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,600
Why don't I go get us some more?
302
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,840
Oh, I see you've made yourself a nice...
303
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,360
[Petey squeaking]
304
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,280
[shrieks] Canary sandwich?
305
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I'll give you one last warning, Garfield!
If anything happens to that bird,
306
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,280
I'll put you on bread and water for life!
307
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,560
I need to get as far away as possible
from that psycho bird.
308
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,400
Petey!
309
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,640
Petey, where are you?
310
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,280
Come to mama. It's not like him.
He never leaves my side for long.
311
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,080
Don't worry, Mom.
He couldn't have gone far.
312
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,040
Yeah, it's not like this house
is a mansion.
313
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,800
Maybe he went upstairs.
We can go look.
314
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:10,040
Perfect. That should keep me
out of trouble until the guests leave.
315
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,000
-[squeaking]
-Ohh!
316
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,200
Missed me?
317
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,640
-[squeaking]
-[Garfield snarling]
318
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,400
[squeaking continues]
319
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,920
[Mrs. Wilson] Petey?
320
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,640
[gasps]
321
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,000
Garfield!
322
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,200
Petey, no!
323
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,720
-[gasping]
-Aaah!
324
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,280
Petey!
325
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,520
-[Garfield] Did I do that?
-[Mrs. Wilson sobbing]
326
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,600
I thought so. I'll be right back.
327
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,960
[Petey] Stay where you are!
Don't come any closer!
328
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,280
Listen, it's a cruel,
cold world out there,
329
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,640
full of mean, hungry cats,
not pushovers like me.
330
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,600
I'll take my chances!
331
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,520
You'll have to fend for yourself!
332
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,280
And when you're sick,
no one will make chicken soup for you!
333
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,360
Birds don't eat chicken soup.
334
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,120
Oh, right. Okay.
335
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:12,760
What about Betty? She'll be devastated.
She raised and nurtured you.
336
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,240
Smothered me, you mean.
337
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,960
I've been wanting to break free
from day one.
338
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:23,040
And thanks to you, I finally did.
I'm free as a bird!
339
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,360
Farewell, Garfield!
340
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,600
No! No. Oh, no!
341
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,200
No. No, no!
342
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,920
-Petey.
-Maybe it's for the best, Mom.
343
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,840
How many times have you brought him
into the clinic because he banged
344
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,960
into a closet window?
345
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,960
He'll be happier out there.
346
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,240
I'll be honest, Arbuckle.
I didn't like you the minute I saw you.
347
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,080
But after what your cat just did...
348
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,120
-I know, it's unforgivable. It's...
-It's a miracle!
349
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,040
That darn bird was the bane
of my existence.
350
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,760
I've been trying to get rid of him
for ages, and thanks to that cat of yours,
351
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,480
he's gone for good!
352
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,120
From now on, Jon,
you're part of the family.
353
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,320
Wow, I don't know what to say.
Thank you, Mr...
354
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,800
-Bob?
-Mr. Wilson. Don't push your luck.
355
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,360
[squeaking]
356
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,520
[slurping] Mmm!
357
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,560
[Jon] Garfield?
358
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:36,800
I might as well get it over with.
It's time to face my fate with dignity.
359
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,080
Beg!
360
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,680
Oh, merciful, merciful, Jon!
Take pity on me! Oh, please.
361
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,600
[Jon] Garfield, where have you been
all afternoon?
362
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,240
Your reward is getting cold.
363
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,480
-My reward?
-[Jon] Ta-da!
364
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,880
You earned it, Garfield!
365
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,920
Thanks to you,
I'm on Mr. Wilson's good side now!
366
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,720
As it turns out,
Liz's father couldn't stand that canary,
367
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,280
and you did him a huge favor
by letting him escape.
368
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,840
Ah, Mr. Wilson, a man after my own heart.
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