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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,360 [intro music] 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:12,040 [imitates train] Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:16,320 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,520 they were given by him upstairs. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,000 And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,040 [shouts] Stay away! 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:30,720 What sounds on earth could ever replace kids needing money or wives in your face? 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,880 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:38,280 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented, 10 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,000 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,480 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,800 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 13 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,480 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,480 [all laughing] 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,480 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 16 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,360 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,800 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 18 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,080 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 19 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,840 [laughing] 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,360 Scatter! 21 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,720 Party! 22 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,560 [music fades out] 23 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,000 No, you can't. Her dad's in the army, we only see him on webcam. 24 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,080 Em, go play outside for a bit. 25 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,960 -I'll do anything. -[Emma] Mummy! 26 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,480 Minute, treacle. 27 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,280 What d'you want? 28 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,200 I just want 462 pound and 10p, please. 29 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,520 You scumbag. 30 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,160 How can you do this? How can you live with yourself? 31 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,880 [tense music] 32 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:12,480 [Micky] For too fucking long I've been on a road to nowhere. 33 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,800 Nothing to show for meself. No master plan. 34 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,360 Been told I was useless so much I believed it. 35 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:25,280 Well, it's time to stop crying into my Ruby Grapefruit Breezers. 36 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,280 Stuff the knockers, negative fuckers, voices in my head saying, "You can't." 37 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,360 [hissing] 38 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,800 [Micky] Yes, I can. 39 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,480 I can do stuff. 40 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,640 I've got dreams... and I'm gonna make 'em happen. 41 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,560 Believe that! 42 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,080 Micky. 43 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,640 -What are you doing? -Casualty evacuation procedure. 44 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,640 [laughs] 45 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,800 [Libby] To the shop! [laughs hysterically] 46 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,440 [tense string music] 47 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,000 [dramatic music] 48 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,680 -[Dean] Were you trying to avoid us? -No. I love these get-togethers. 49 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,320 You were seen wearing a dress under your uniform. 50 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,840 D'you like dressing up as girls, Lianne? 51 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,840 I don't know what you're on about and my name's Liam. 52 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,880 Not unless you pay the toll, tranny-boy. Tenner, or it's all over school. 53 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,440 [Libby laughing] 54 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,800 ["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana" ringtone plays] 55 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:38,960 That'll be me dad. 56 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,240 I'll bell him back in a bit. 57 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,120 I'm off up the Hilton Tower, test me head for heights. 58 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,160 Great. Ta for the ride, gallant sir. 59 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,000 Liam? Love? 60 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,840 Oi, cloth ears! 61 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,120 [Karen] Hey, don't take it to heart. 62 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,080 -Lads his age can just be sensitive. -[Cameron crying] 63 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,440 Oh, little man! What's your sob story? 64 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,640 He's narky with his mum for dragging him out 65 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,840 to put up her posters. 66 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,440 [Libby] Nice idea, lady. 67 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,720 It's mad what you think up at three in the morning doing a feed. 68 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,120 [Connor continues crying] 69 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,440 Oh, here, you stick them up. 70 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,920 -I'll watch narky. -Thanks. 71 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,680 What's the matter? Yes. 72 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,960 Better? See? 73 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,760 I'm not really a witch. 74 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,800 -[pop music on speakers] -[Ian grunts] 75 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,040 [Maxine] Last five, four, three... 76 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,560 Two... watch out Ricky Hatton! 77 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,120 -[grunts with effort] -All right! 78 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,800 [Jock] Like having the hitman 'ere again. 79 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,160 Give him some stick or I won't hear the last of it. 80 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,640 No, Maxine, I believe in giving credit where it's due 81 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,240 and he's made great progress. 82 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,760 Course, that's no good if you can't see a punch coming! 83 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,160 -[Maxine, Ian laugh] -Still throwing low-blows, Jock? 84 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,880 Amazing what a lick of paint can do. 85 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,560 We're definitely back on our feet, 86 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,800 so if you don't mind, you can get off my case now, Paddy. 87 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,880 Keep your guard up, Gallagher. 88 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,720 Always. 89 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,040 -I didn't know you knew Paddy Maguire. -Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,520 I've known him since he was a whippersnapper on the run from Belfast. 91 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,480 -Poor bastard never got any prettier. -[Maxine laughs] 92 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,480 -Everything's all right? -Aye. 93 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,120 One, two, three. See? 94 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,280 [Libby chuckles] 95 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,200 -Got a kid of your own, Libby? -No. 96 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,600 -But still could, kind of. -It's Frank. 97 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,000 Not so creative any more. 98 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,080 Shit. All the boozing finally had an effect? 99 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,440 [scoffs] No, his stomach's lined with asbestos. 100 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,160 He had the... after Stella. 101 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,200 Frank Gallagher, denying mankind his seed? 102 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,360 I don't think so. 103 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,280 Sadly, it's true. The most pain he's ever felt. 104 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,560 Should see the scar. 105 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,080 -From the electric shock to his balls? -Mmm? 106 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,880 I've heard the stitches story enough 107 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,280 to know he would never let a doctor down there. 108 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,200 [Frank moans] 109 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,560 You know vasectomies can be reversed. 110 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,600 [stammering] But, it's... it's never, you know, 111 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,280 that successfully. 112 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,800 You hear all sorts of stories. 113 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,680 It's uncomfortable. 114 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,880 More uncomfortable than 100 volts to the knackers? 115 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,480 [groans in pain] 116 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,880 You never got snipped. Bastard! 117 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,720 You told me that you couldn't, biologically, so, 118 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,560 you know, in a moment of compassion, I told you I couldn't. 119 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,120 But we can, artificially. I froze my eggs, Frank. 120 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,720 They're in a clinic asking to be fertilised. 121 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,960 -And you're gonna give me what I want. -Am I, fuck! 122 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,280 Well, I'll just find myself a real man, then. 123 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,640 -Well, good luck. -[sighs] 124 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,520 Hey, you don't mess with nature! 125 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,960 Have we learned nothing from Dolly the sheep? 126 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,160 [door slams] 127 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,920 -Time. -[music fades] 128 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,760 Manual dexterity, in your face! [chuckles] Pow! Pow! 129 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,200 ["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana" ringtone plays] 130 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,960 -Don't you know I'm in training? -Training for what, The Krypton Factor? 131 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:39,960 [all laugh] 132 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,880 Ain't seen hands move that quick since I went to Home Alone's! 133 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,880 Piss off, you fucking wank-stain. 134 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,080 You wanna get down Ian's boxing club. Take that out on a bag. 135 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,160 -Yes, there's some good joining-up offers. -I'm fine. 136 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,160 I don't need your charity. 137 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,800 He's been like that since we got back. 138 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,000 It's like treading on fucking eggshells here. 139 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,120 [door closes] 140 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,240 Three months till they're past their sell-by date? 141 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,400 [sighs] Well, what are my options? 142 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,000 And if I don't fertilise or donate? 143 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,880 Right. 144 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,040 I'd best decide, then. 145 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,760 That's why you lifted me earlier! 146 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,360 You can't tell anyone. This is for me. 147 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,919 I've been short-listed. Just have to pass the assessment day. 148 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,280 -Oh, great. Well, everything crossed. -Yeah, nice one. 149 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,880 [panting] You know what it's like when you want something so bad? 150 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,400 Well, it just feels right. 151 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,400 It doesn't scare me. I'm calm in crisis. 152 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,200 -I look well fit in uniform. -[laughs] 153 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,280 Nothing's gonna stop me getting this. 154 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,000 ["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana" ringtone plays] 155 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,840 [Paddy] Numb-nuts. 156 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,720 Got a job for ya, grab a pen. 157 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,840 [stammering] I can't. I'm busy. 158 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,400 Take down this address or I'll get busy on your face, you insolent fuck. 159 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,760 -Ready? -Yeah. 160 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,960 -[hip hop music plays on stereo] -Game? 161 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,840 How about we make it more interesting? 162 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,880 If I win, you come check out the boxing club with me. 163 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,680 -And when I win? -You get your ego boost. 164 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,800 Job done. No-one beats me around here. I own this fucker. Yeah? 165 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,840 -Nah. Stuff your deal. -Chesney, wait. 166 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,480 Took me ages to get over that Jimmy crap 167 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:48,000 and I know he scared the shit out of you when he chased you off the estate, 168 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,240 but you can't let it send you under. 169 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,560 The only way to regain confidence is to learn how to look after yourself, 170 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,440 and you can, cos Jock makes you feel unbeatable. 171 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,600 Next time some fucker comes at me or takes the piss, I'm ready for him. 172 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,600 Let me go and fetch him. 173 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,440 -[knock at door] -Jock, found you a new recruit. 174 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,320 -What's going on? -Oh, nothing. 175 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,720 -Fuck nothing. Your face! -I'm fine, Ian. All right, leave it! 176 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,400 -[Chesney] Shit. -Who's this? 177 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,000 Chesney, my mate. He was after boxing lessons. 178 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,480 Golden rule, pick your fights. 179 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,640 Saying that, I caught the bugger a beauty. 180 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,680 I cut him, too. He'll be uglier than you in the morning! 181 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,640 -[Micky exclaims in pain] -Well, you will walk into doors! 182 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,400 [Ian] He didn't. 183 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,760 -He walked into a jab from Jock. -You what? 184 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,400 He hit me. I was defending meself. 185 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,560 He owes me dad three grand. I had to give him a warning. 186 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,080 -Orders, innit? -You could've said no! 187 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,360 He's an old man! 188 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,600 Tell Paddy to give him more time. 189 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,960 -That's between them. -[Ian] I'm not asking, Micky! 190 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,480 But he won't listen to me. 191 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,320 Fine. Pack your stuff, get out. 192 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,280 -Ian! -But that was my last ever job. 193 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,160 I'm done with all that. Big changes from tomorrow. 194 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,760 You'll do his dirty work forever and you know it. Go on! 195 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,920 Fuck off! 196 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,280 [dramatic music] 197 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,000 [ominous music] 198 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,840 This show is set up for the Maguires. 199 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,480 Talent to spare, us. Jamie, you've got a lovely voice. 200 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,160 Shane, unbelievable contortionist. 201 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,280 [Shane] I was ten years old. I'm not so nimble anymore. 202 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,120 Yeah, I have to suck his cock! [laughs] 203 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,240 [Karen] How about you, Mimi? 204 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,160 -You can carry a tune, can't ya? -Been known to, best daughter-in-law. 205 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,400 Been known to murder a few, too. 206 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,720 Committed more crimes in the shower than Norman Bates! 207 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,680 -What's she like? -[laughter] 208 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,360 [Kelly giggles] 209 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,080 [Libby] The clinic say my eggs are going off. 210 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,880 If I want children, it's now or never, Frank. 211 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:12,040 This has come out of nowhere. You know, you just sprung it on us. 212 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,840 Can I, can I have time to give it the thought that it deserves? 213 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,600 I need your decision, Frank. Tomorrow. 214 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:26,000 [haughty music] 215 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,840 -And cough. -[coughs] 216 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,760 [grunts in pain] 217 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,960 -Okay there? -[groans] 218 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,920 [gutturally] And... 219 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,840 -cough. -Mr Maguire? 220 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,720 Yeah... 221 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,680 A dry mouth. Bit nervous, you know. 222 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,080 -Perving on me now? -No. 223 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,440 That was really good. Could make real money-- 224 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,600 -Shut up. -Serious! 225 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,720 -What are you doing? -Don't you want me to? 226 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,640 But... I thought... 227 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,320 you liked... 228 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:51,320 -[Frank] God bless librarians. -[Libby] This what you're looking for? 229 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,120 I just checking to see if this clinic's legit. 230 00:13:55,200 --> 00:14:00,280 There's a lot of quacks about, Lib, preying on vulnerable women. 231 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,440 -Don't make out you care, Frank. -[stammering] Well, I... 232 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,200 -You just wanna scramble my eggs! -[continues stammering, sighs] 233 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:14,880 [sighs deeply] You've got a family here. Can't we just make do? 234 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,600 She loves you to bits. 235 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:20,800 What happens when she gets to Liam's age and she hates my guts? 236 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,600 Why do you think I want one of my own? 237 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,560 Liam! What happened? Who's done that to your hair? 238 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,960 Where is he? Where's my little man? 239 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840 Say the word and it's fucking war. 240 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,000 Me and you, kid. Kelly's heroes. 241 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,080 Sorry, we are trying to resolve this sensibly, as a family. 242 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,480 Where are you at in your resolution? 243 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,720 -We're at cease-fire. -You're letting 'em off? 244 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,160 This is the Chatsworth, love. We do eye for eye. 245 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,720 Yeah, so everyone's blinded? Good example! 246 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,800 For the love of God, Liam's sitting there. 247 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,880 Why don't you try asking him what he wants? 248 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,920 I just want it to stop. 249 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,680 [melancholic music] 250 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,280 [water running] 251 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,320 [Mimi sings "Karma Chameleon" by the Culture Club] 252 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,680 ♪ You come and go ♪ 253 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,160 ♪ You come and go ♪ 254 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,880 ♪ Loving would be easy If your colours were like my dreams ♪ 255 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,120 -♪ Red, gold and green ♪ -♪ Red, gold and green ♪ 256 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,680 -[laughing] ♪ Red, gold and green ♪ -How long have you been there? 257 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,640 Long enough to know your ex was talking out of his bum hole last night. 258 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,200 Paddy was just showing off. He didn't mean any of it. 259 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,360 It still hurt. He used to love my singing. 260 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,240 -Said I'd the voice of an angel. -Why care what he thinks? 261 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,840 Can't just stop the habit of a lifetime. 262 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,880 I really think you should enter the show. 263 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,600 No. 264 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,000 Nana's saving all her songs for her new man. 265 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,280 You have the luxury of showing Micky the door. 266 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,640 -Not so easy for family. -Did he say why I kicked him out? 267 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,720 Nope and seeing him with that face and those bin bags 268 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,800 -didn't put me in a talky mood. -Jock's a good man, Paddy. 269 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,480 He can't do enough for kids round here and he lives for that boxing club. 270 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,640 You know nothing about that two-faced cunt. 271 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,320 -Just give him another week. -A week? I could give him a lifetime 272 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,800 and he'd still default. He's shite with money, 273 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,960 but he always spends his way out of trouble. 274 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,360 Now, does that seem sensible? 275 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,120 No, it's naive. 276 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,200 He's out of his depth. 277 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,160 Tell him I'll be round tomorrow with a van to gut the place. 278 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,920 [phone vibrating] 279 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,920 ["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana" ringtone plays] 280 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,560 Don't be mad. Don't shout at me. 281 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,400 -Hi, Dad, how's it going? -Why's your phone been off, numpty? 282 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,560 [Micky] Because I'm on an assessment course for the fire brigade. 283 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,520 Yeah? That's not bad for you. 284 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,520 Now, get your arse here, I need you to find a van. 285 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,520 No, I'm serious. I'm gonna be a fireman. 286 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,400 -You? -Yeah. 287 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,960 Do you have any references? 288 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,920 If someone was asking me, I'd say you raise the bar in bungling, 289 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,760 and I only keep you cos you're cheap. Fireman, my arse! 290 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240 [laughs] 291 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,160 [muttering indistinctly] 292 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,240 [laughter] 293 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,000 Bad reception, innit? 294 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:27,040 [Jock] Float, sting. 295 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,200 -You hittin' this hard cos it's me? -Too right. 296 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,720 Boy's a quick learner. 297 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,960 We'll get him working on the footwork tomorrow. 298 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,480 Paddy's coming to shut you down tomorrow. 299 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,840 I tried talking to him, but he's got it in for you. 300 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,800 Hey! Keep your gloves up! Peeping over the top of the... 301 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,240 Hear what I said? D'you know who you're dealing with? 302 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,560 -Course I do. -[Ian] Then why get into debt? 303 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,880 He said I could pay him back when it was good for me. 304 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,960 Mates rates. 305 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,040 He always promised me the earth and then let me down. 306 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,520 Said you've got form for throwing money at problems. 307 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,120 This gym always comes first. 308 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,720 Paddy Maguire was my great hope. 309 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,360 He was raw, but as tough as I've ever seen. 310 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,760 He just couldn't be tamed. 311 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,960 His father had just died. He wanted to fight the world, 312 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,480 go out in a blaze of glory, just like him. 313 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,920 And I took that anger... 314 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,480 and I showed him how to use it, 315 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,480 and I made him believe. 316 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,640 But he didn't wanna be a fighter. 317 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,320 [dramatic music] 318 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,480 He just wanted to be feared. 319 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,400 I know exactly what I'm up against, son. 320 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,200 Hey, Ches! Hey, hey, hey, all right, all right. 321 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,400 Jock... Ricky Hatton, you still in touch? 322 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,400 -Sure, yeah, yeah. -Get him to make an appearance! 323 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,240 We'll sell tickets and clear your debt. 324 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,480 I can't ask him to do that. The lad's got too many commitments. 325 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,800 Jock, stuff pride! 326 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,520 Paddy'll clear this place out if he doesn't get his money. 327 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,320 Call the hitman, I'll do the rest. 328 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,040 [Libby] Liam! One last piece with your name on it. 329 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,040 -I need some more. -I'm wasting away! 330 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,080 [sighs] 331 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,200 [Carl] Yeah! 332 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,360 Wait, wait. 333 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,640 -What can I do? -You're trying too hard to be liked. 334 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,960 -Nothing kids hate more. -Thank you, Mother. 335 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,240 No, she's right. For once. 336 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,160 Monica felt bad after the first bunk, 337 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,440 so she made a bit of an effort to get onside, right? 338 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,680 -Yeah, then she fucked off again. -Meaning... 339 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,000 Liam's seen it all before. It's all about trust, yeah? 340 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,640 -I've had to earn it, time and again. -Nobody trusts you. 341 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,000 How do I make that happen? 342 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,720 Just stick around. 343 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,520 Just be there for him. 344 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,320 [soft, sage music] 345 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,200 -[fireman 1] Watch the hydrant! -[examiner] Well done, Maguire! 346 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,680 -Hose needs pressure! -[fireman 2] C'mon! 347 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,920 [fireman 1] Watch out. 348 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,320 -Come on, come on! -[examiner] Come on, lad. 349 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,760 -[Micky panting] -[fireman 2] Increase pressure. 350 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,720 Give it up, son! You'll never make it! 351 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,560 [pants aggressively] 352 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,440 [grunts] Get in! 353 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,120 [inaudible orders being shouted] 354 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,720 Okay. 355 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,200 -[fireman 1] Head right. -[all] Head right. 356 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,440 -[fireman 1] Extend the ladder. -[fireman 2] Fall round. 357 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,400 [fireman 1] Well done, Maguire. 358 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,200 -[fireman] Extend the ladder. -[fireman 2] Extend the ladder! 359 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,080 [examiner] Let's go. 360 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,400 [fireman 1] Great stuff there, that's it. 361 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,280 That's it. Go on. 362 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,320 Bring your giro money, we'll be raffling off fight memorabilia. 363 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,160 How much would you say you loved me? 364 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,480 You wanna keep going a bit more there, pal. 365 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,560 I spoke to the hospital press officer to make some calls. 366 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,480 It's going out everywhere. Papers, radio. 367 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,320 Ricky Hatton's coming back to Chatsworth to save his old club. 368 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,240 No way! Fucking hell. 369 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,920 -Quality! -[Maxine laughs] 370 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,320 [people shushing] 371 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,120 -Pint. -Sure. 372 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,800 ♪ Chatsworth's burning, Chatsworth's burning ♪ 373 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,120 ♪ Fetch the engine, fetch the engine ♪ 374 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,400 ♪ Fire, fire! Fire, fire! ♪ 375 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,840 ♪ Pour on water, pour on water ♪ 376 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,760 [girl screams] 377 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,000 -[Paddy chuckles] Whoa! -[Micky] D'you think that's funny? 378 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,800 Making me look stupid in front of all these people? 379 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,440 I'm your son. 380 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,680 Beat my drum, Dad, don't beat me into the fucking ground. 381 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,720 Take your foot off me head. 382 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,000 Have you any idea how much that hurts? 383 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,520 Every time you put me down... 384 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,920 I bleed. 385 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,480 I've got fucking scars on top of scars, me. 386 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,400 What... 387 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,560 How am I meant to deal with that, hey, Dad? 388 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,280 Be a man and deal with it. Get him another drink. 389 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,520 You'll pass next time. 390 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,480 Who says I failed? 391 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,560 I'm gonna be a fireman... 392 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,680 but you'll always be a bitter cunt. 393 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,440 Deal with that! 394 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 [music resonates] 395 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,760 [clock ticking] 396 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,880 [siren alarm] 397 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,280 [siren continues] 398 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,800 [upbeat guitar chords] 399 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,960 -Different class, Libby. -Proud to call that breakfast English. 400 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,760 First for you, not burning the rashers! 401 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,840 You need to cut Libby some slack, pal. 402 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,520 Look. Come on, do it for me. Appreciate it. 403 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,840 Fucking broody, isn't she? 404 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,640 -That's disgusting. -All right, easy! 405 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,800 Listen, I'm with you. I just think that if you were a bit more accepting, 406 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,720 she wouldn't be as needy. 407 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,560 Libby. 408 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,640 My guitar. 409 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,320 Would you like a lift to school? 410 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,920 In a fucking ice-cream van? 411 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,960 -I'll walk him in. -Oh, the escort girl? 412 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,400 I could always give it a miss? 413 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,880 -[Libby] No way! -[Kelly] No fucking danger! 414 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,160 Okay, Liam. Apart from jibbing school, what would you prefer? 415 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,280 I'll go on my own. It's my problem. Maybe they'll get bored and give up. 416 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,000 [fast, manic music] 417 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,400 -Get on. I'll give you a backy. -Then what? Another kick in? 418 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,320 I'm trying to make up for that. Hurry. 419 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,040 Put your arms around me. 420 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,120 Liam, I don't want a wank. You'll fall off otherwise. 421 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,200 -Just don't get your hopes up! -[footsteps rapidly approaching] 422 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,880 -Not my hopes you need to worry about. -[Liam] Huh? 423 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,320 [indistinct shouting] 424 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,080 [Maxine] Left. Down a bit your end, Ian. 425 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,680 Lower. Lower. 426 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,720 Lower. Lower. 427 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,400 -[shouts] What you trynna say? -It's shit. 428 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,920 You fetch the punters in, leave the look to me. 429 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,880 -Oi, you putting this up or what? -Fancy a fuck, skinny boy? 430 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,080 Eh? [laughs] 431 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,400 -Think you're fucking funny? -[Carl] Ches, leave it out! 432 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,120 -What you saying? -Go on! 433 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,600 -Do it again, I'll cave your face in! -Walk with me! 434 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,280 -Fuck off! -[Maxine] Carl, don't! 435 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,600 -[Ian] No fighting in 'ere! -[Carl] What, in a boxing club? 436 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,680 -What the fuck's all the shouting about? -Nothing. 437 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,240 Everything's fine. 438 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,240 I don't wanna fight him, anyway. He's a best mate. 439 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,200 When all that shit happened, you had them there for ya. 440 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,840 Who did I have? 441 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,800 Me. I've always got your back, bruv. 442 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,320 [soft, sentimental music] 443 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,960 Look, we're here for you, Chesney. Anytime. 444 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,480 He had no right having a go at me. I've never stood in the way of my kids. 445 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,680 Never encouraged them, either. Stopped supporting altogether. 446 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,040 D'you even know the meaning of family anymore? 447 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,760 There's benefits to having a fireman in the family, though. 448 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,280 [loudly] We'll pass the health and safety every time. 449 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,080 Bit rich, hitting me with the family stick... 450 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,000 You fucked off and we were all over the place. 451 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,040 [Mimi] Fine. Let's get together later, the lot of us, 452 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,880 and you can watch me murder a song in the talent show. 453 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,280 -That sound good? -[Micky] Right. 454 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,960 D'you want the bad news or the bad news? -[Karen] Don't start, Micky. 455 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,800 Go on, son. Give us your assessment. 456 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,800 As your appointed fire safety officer, 457 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,400 it is my duty to highlight hazards and make recommendations. 458 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,120 -Such as? -Closing down. 459 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,240 The place is a death trap. 460 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,160 You need to act now or there will be casualties. 461 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,480 You what? 462 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,600 Right. You've just been promoted to talent show superintendent. 463 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,160 Fix the problems, monitor the acts tonight 464 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,440 and then we'll, um... 465 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,560 We'll get you a new tabard. 466 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,320 -[pop music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 467 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,720 [Maxine] You've only gone and done it, champ! 468 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,320 Let's wait till the real star shows up, eh? 469 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,040 Ricky's the ultimate showman, he'll be building anticipation. 470 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,960 I just hope he feels at home in his Hatton wonderland. 471 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,400 I'm just gonna go and check on Jock. He's a bag of fucking nerves back there. 472 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,600 -Good job you're on the money. -[laughs] Alright, Joe? 473 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,880 -[chanting] Hatton! Hatton! Hatton! -[people join in] Hatton! 474 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,240 [Karen] You're such a chancer. 475 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,360 Just staying one step ahead of everyone else, Karen. 476 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,200 Life's all about making the most of your opportunities. 477 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,000 But how far are you prepared to go, Joe? 478 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,280 -You'd take Ricky Hatton? -He'd kill you, one punch. 479 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,680 I'm just saying, if we met down an alley while he was in between fights... 480 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,960 Bam, bam, bam! Don't think he'd live with my lightning jab. 481 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,760 -Undefeated in the ring. -You got sparked out your last fight. 482 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,440 For money. If Paddy Maguire tells you to take a dive, you hit the deck. 483 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,440 Why not show this lot that jab? Exhibition match till Ricky shows? 484 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,320 No, you're all right. 485 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,320 -Wuss. -Marquee act, not performing monkey. 486 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,840 I'll do it. Stick me in the ring. 487 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,240 -No. I'll get one of the members to do it. -Ian, I can do it. 488 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,000 [Ian] It's too soon. There's nobody your standard or weight. 489 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,000 -What about him? -[Ian] Nails? 490 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,000 I'll tag-team if you're struggling. 491 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,280 [sighs] It's Wales all over again. 492 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,320 -[fight bell rings] -[crowd clamours] 493 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,960 [hip hop music playing] 494 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,360 Go on, Ches! 495 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,680 [cheers, applause, whistling] 496 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 [muffled sounds] 497 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,680 [crowd] Boo! 498 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,920 [Ian] Right! 499 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,080 Get in that corner! 500 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,920 [inaudible] 501 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,440 -You all right? Yeah? Sure you're okay? -[muffled sounds] 502 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,920 [crowd clamours, jeers] 503 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,360 [cheering] 504 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,120 [crowd cheers wildly] 505 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,000 [whistling] 506 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,000 Ricky sends his apologies. It's nobody's fault. 507 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,280 Load of bollocks. 508 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,040 [Paddy] Hey! 509 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,760 Jock doesn't even know Hatton. 510 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,240 -[Ian] What? -Lad fought here once as an amateur. 511 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,320 -Gobshite's been spinning the story since. -That's rubbish. 512 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,560 -I drank with the boy. -[Paddy scoffs] 513 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,840 Got him a pint so he could ask to name the gym after him, fucking user. 514 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,520 [downbeat music] 515 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,560 [Ian] What were you thinking, Jock? 516 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,760 -Why'd you let me go through with it? -I didn't know it'd be like this, did I? 517 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,600 All this press and... and the radio. 518 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,440 You were so up to it and you've been so supportive. 519 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,160 -I didn't have it in me to let ya down! -Shite! You don't care about him. 520 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,600 It's only ever about you, you pathetic fucking traitor. 521 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,760 Paddy, no! Leave him! 522 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,360 No! Look, leave him! It's done. 523 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,920 You've won. It's over. 524 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,280 I'm gonna leave you as you left me, without a hope in the fuckin' world! 525 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,000 -[equipment hisses] -[examiner] This is it, Maguire. 526 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,640 Pass this, you're one of us. 527 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,520 [Micky] Come on, Mick. Fucking show 'em. 528 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,480 -[door slams] -What's going on? 529 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,920 It's all part of the test. Working in confined spaces, go on. 530 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,920 [tense music] 531 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,920 -[Micky] Uh-uh. -[Paddy] Are you stuck there son, hmm? 532 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 -Struggling? -Oh, he's gone! 533 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,840 [Micky] Get out of my head. 534 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,160 [examiner] If you're in difficulty, raise your hand. 535 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560 [Paddy] Raise your hand. 536 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,320 [Micky] Stay calm and you're in. [exclaims in fright] 537 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,360 [examiner] You're running out of time, Maguire! 538 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,960 [Paddy goading] Daddy's here. 539 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,880 Just say the word. 540 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,000 [music intensifies] 541 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,920 [Micky] You can do this. 542 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,000 [grunting] 543 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,920 [breathes heavily] Believe. 544 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 [music fades out] 545 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,720 ["Boom Boom Pow" by The Black Eyed Peas plays] 546 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,400 ♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪ 547 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,440 ♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪ 548 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,120 ♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪ 549 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,520 ♪ Boom boom boom ♪ 550 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,560 ♪ Boom boom boom... ♪ 551 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,840 Why is your dad so fucking bitter? 552 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,760 We need more people like you to stand up to the fucker. 553 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,160 It's not worth it. There'll only ever be one winner. 554 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,680 Says the trainee fireman? 555 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,640 [cheering, applause] 556 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,040 Woo! 557 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,520 -They're rubbish compared to you. -Popular, though. 558 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,080 -We all loved Feral. -Give you some competition. 559 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,760 -Make yourself popular. -If I did it my way, I'd get destroyed. 560 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,360 Crap. It's okay to dance differently. 561 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,199 -But what did the judges think? -A trillion percent, yes! 562 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,400 -It's what this competition is all about. -[Feral cheer] 563 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,199 -[cheering] -[Karen] Thank you, Patty. 564 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,800 Just be who you are. 565 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,440 [Karen] Okay, here's Flame-filled Whopper! 566 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,239 [cheering] 567 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,440 Was it good, then? Making Jock suffer? 568 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,040 [tense music] 569 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,880 [Ian] Why even give him a loan if you hate his guts and knew he'd default on it? 570 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,840 Ian, how do you think lenders make money? 571 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,000 By making a fucking killing out of failure. 572 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,840 Yeah, well, you'd know all about that, wouldn't ya? 573 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,000 Sorry? 574 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,120 [Ian] You enjoy watching people fuck up. You pick on them till they do. 575 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:53,320 I think you do it to feel better about yourself. 576 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:57,960 -Walk away, Ian. While you can. -How much for that boxing gear? 577 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,880 -What? -I'll buy it back off ya. 578 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,440 [sighs] Let it go, son. You don't have that kind of money. 579 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,160 A grand. 580 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,560 -[Paddy] It's worth treble. -[Ian] And it's used. 581 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,120 -Fifteen hundred. -Why the fuck are you doing this? 582 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,600 Cos I wanna keep the boxing club open. It might not have suited you, 583 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,240 but it's been good to me. 584 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,320 Is that what you heard? Is that what Jock told you? 585 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,800 -It didn't suit me. -Yeah. Cos you never wanted to fight fair. 586 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,440 [Paddy] You'll be pouring it down the drain. That club's jinxed. 587 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,240 [crowd exclaims] 588 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,120 -[Paddy] Jock doesn't deserve a lifeline. -[Ian] I'm not doing it for him. 589 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,720 -I'm doing it for lads like me. -[cheering, applause] 590 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,080 [tense music] 591 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 [music intensifies] 592 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,520 [cheering] 593 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,880 [Maxine] Thanks, Micky. Sorry about that. 594 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,000 -[cheering, indistinct chatter] -[guitar playing] 595 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,080 -You decided what you're gonna sing yet? -No. 596 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,760 You really know chuff all about kids! Liam's rivals are here. 597 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,600 Snidey little bastards. 598 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,400 -They'll crucify him. -I know, I didn't put him up to it. 599 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,840 -I'll try and talk him out of it. -Wait. Let me. 600 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,440 -[upbeat music plays] -[applause, indistinct chatter] 601 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,920 [inaudible] 602 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,080 You've never performed in front of family, let alone the Chatsworth. 603 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,160 And you can't make a guitar hip-hop. 604 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,240 Did you fix this so I'd play again or to score points? 605 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,360 No! 606 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,000 I mean, of course I want you to play. 607 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,280 For yourself. 608 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,080 I care. 609 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,760 I care about all of ya. Even your bloody dad! 610 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,880 Why? He's rubbish at everything. 611 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,200 -Soon as you realise that, you'll leave. -I won't. 612 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,600 I know what I've bought into. 613 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,160 It may not seem perfect, but what is? 614 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,280 God, look at the baggage I lug about. 615 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,560 I think we both need each other. 616 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,320 Why not give us a chance, eh? 617 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,760 [Karen] Our next act must really fancy his chances. 618 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,240 Playing acoustic guitar... 619 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,000 -[Libby] You don't need to do this, love! -Yeah, I do. 620 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,280 -...it's our Liam Gallagher! -[cheering, applause] 621 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,320 [unskilfully strums guitar] 622 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,480 -[Feral] Off, off, off! Get off! -[crowd joins in] Off! 623 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,000 [jeering] 624 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,960 [sighs deeply] 625 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,600 [cheering] 626 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,840 [applause] 627 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,760 [woman] Our Dean, get off that table, you poof! 628 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,000 [booing, jeering] 629 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,080 Shut up! 630 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,720 Don't you dare. 631 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,360 -[cheering] -[guitar playing] 632 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,160 Ian, you've got to come, it's Jock! 633 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,200 Micky, now! 634 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,480 Fucking stupid bastard! 635 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,520 [Ian coughs] 636 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,560 ["You'll Never Walk Alone" playing on piano] 637 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,000 [Mimi sings tunelessly] ♪ When you walk ♪ 638 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,320 Jock! 639 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,080 [Mimi] ♪ Through the storm ♪ 640 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,960 ♪ Hold your head up high ♪ 641 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,800 -[clapping] -Well done! That's the winner! 642 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,880 [male judge] Congratulations. 643 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,720 You put them up to this? 644 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,440 [shouting] That's your idea of bleeding support? 645 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:43,360 ♪ And don't be afraid Of... ♪ 646 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,160 [Ian] Jock, you're safe. Hold on, we'll get you out of there! 647 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,040 [Maxine] It's not safe. Micky, tell him! 648 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,400 -No! -[Maxine] Stop him! 649 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,760 [Shane harmonises] ♪ At the end of the storm... ♪ 650 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,400 -[indistinct shouting] -[coughing] 651 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:03,240 ♪ Is a golden sky ♪ 652 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:10,280 ♪ And the sweet silver song ♪ 653 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:17,040 ♪ Of the lark ♪ 654 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:25,800 ♪ Walk on through the wind ♪ 655 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:32,640 ♪ Walk on through the rain ♪ 656 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:39,440 ♪ Though your dreams be tossed ♪ 657 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:46,440 ♪ And blown ♪ 658 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:53,560 ♪ Walk on, walk on ♪ 659 00:41:54,240 --> 00:42:00,880 ♪ With hope in your heart ♪ 660 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:07,160 ♪ And you'll never walk ♪ 661 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,200 ♪ alone ♪ 662 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:21,000 ♪ You'll never walk ♪ 663 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:28,520 -♪ alone... ♪ -[cheering, applause] 664 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,240 [song ends] 665 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,880 [applause fades] 666 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,960 [Paddy] You don't deserve friends like these. 667 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,000 Fuck happened between you two? 668 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,880 D'you wanna tell him or shall I? 669 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,360 It was a long time ago. 670 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,280 And neither of us came out of it with any credit. 671 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,080 Doesn't matter. 672 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,280 Needs telling. 673 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,840 Bastard hung me out to dry. Said he'd taken me as far as he could, 674 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,160 but he was lying out of his arse. 675 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,280 He was being bankrolled by gangsters and when they needed muscle, 676 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,000 they got the best of his stable. 677 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,960 That Judas... 678 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,320 gave me up, 679 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,120 after treating me like fuckin'... 680 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,240 I tried to send you back to your mother. 681 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,240 [scoffs] I couldn't go back to Belfast. 682 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,680 I was a dead man there! You knew that. I wanted away from that shite. 683 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,480 You should've stuck up for me, 684 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,160 but you dropped me right back in it, you weak... fuck. 685 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,640 I was just a boy. 686 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,240 Was never good enough to be a contender, but... 687 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,400 I had a shot at being decent. Not bad. 688 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,720 Instead, I've just been a fucking letdown. 689 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,880 I'm so sorry, son. 690 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,240 [Micky] I'm not gonna be a fireman. 691 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,080 -[sad orchestral music] -I failed. 692 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,880 My last test. 693 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,920 I lied. 694 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,600 Just... 695 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,880 I just wanted to get one over on you, Dad. 696 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,440 Fuck's sake, son, who cares? 697 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,520 You're a hero. 698 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,240 Better man than I'll ever fucking be. 699 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,840 [door closes] 700 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,720 [Micky] I never knew what people meant when they said: "I don't feel meself." 701 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,320 I'd be like: "Really? Not even a tickle?" 702 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,560 I had no idea it was about how happy they were. 703 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,080 You know, in themselves. 704 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,640 [Ian, Micky laugh] 705 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,520 [Micky] Confidence is like love, innit? 706 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,680 We all want some, but it's hard to hold on to. 707 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,160 Some get lucky. They're born sure. 708 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,600 Bastards. 709 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,200 Others find their feet eventually, after a lot of tumbles. 710 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,480 [sighs with relief] 711 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,560 [Micky] Then there's the ones who get a buzz when they achieve stuff. 712 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,840 But they're up and down. 713 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,240 The rest have one good day where they can take on the world, 714 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,000 but mostly crap ones. 715 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,200 Thing is, since I started believing a bit more, 716 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,840 I have been feeling myself, fucking loads. 717 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,880 And it feels mega! 718 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,400 A prisoner in your own body. 719 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,960 Your only escape, your only release, in your dreams. 720 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,160 Maybe miracles don't just happen to other people. 721 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,960 -Shit! -Your dad's in The Jockey. 722 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,080 [Kelly] Count this as a warning, 723 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,160 -Daddy dearest. -Or what? 724 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,880 I'm sick of being told what to do. Now, you're gonna do some listening. 725 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,840 Father Francis, here for the cure. 726 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,720 Jesus! 727 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,800 [Carl pants] 728 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,080 [man] Carl Gallagher? 729 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,520 Is it your dad? 730 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,040 Boyfriend? 731 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,200 Who's asking? 732 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,000 [fight bell rings] 56655

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