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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,360 [intro music] 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:12,040 [imitates train] Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:16,320 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,520 they were given by him upstairs. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,000 And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,040 [shouts] Stay away! 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:30,720 What sounds on earth could ever replace kids needing money or wives in your face? 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,880 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:38,280 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented, 10 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,000 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,480 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,800 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 13 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,480 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,480 [all laughing] 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,480 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 16 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,360 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,800 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 18 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,080 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 19 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,840 [laughing] 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,360 Scatter! 21 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,720 Party! 22 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,320 [music fades out] 23 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,440 [Liam] Had double maths today. 24 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,120 We had to make up our own sums. 25 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,200 Peter Brannigan calculated how many times a bloke'll masturbate in their lifetime. 26 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,560 -[school bell rings] -[Liam] Didn't use that word, though. 27 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,520 Got a detention. 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,840 I worked out the total number of days I spent with Mum before she left. Twice. 29 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,480 Hiya, love. 30 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,840 [Liam] Came to 1,976. 31 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:53,920 Made your favourite. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,920 [Liam] Not great when you consider I've been on the planet for 4,382. 33 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:03,280 Makes you want to become self-sufficient. You know, cope with stuff on your own. 34 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,960 Means no one will ever let you down again. 35 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,600 Oh, and in case you're wondering, it's 5,783. 36 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,280 The number of times a bloke will you know. 37 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,720 What they teach you at school? How to be a twat? 38 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,160 -She's been cooking all afternoon. -Didn't ask her to. 39 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,440 She's bending over backwards for you. Show some respect. 40 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,720 She's trynna impress Dad. Needs a roof over her head. 41 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:27,160 Grow up! They're here to stay, so get used to it. 42 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,400 I'll give them a month. 43 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,480 Stella loves having 'em here. Never seen her so happy. 44 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,600 Sleeping through for the first time ever. Don't fuck it up for her. 45 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,800 [doorbell rings incessantly] 46 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,720 Hold yer friggin' horses! 47 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,080 [knocking at door] 48 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,720 Dad found out I'm gay. 49 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,880 Left a porno in the bathroom and he went schizo. 50 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,880 He did that? 51 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,880 -I'm going round. -[Ian] You're not! 52 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,760 -Sounds like he's lost the plot. -Didn't Mum do anything? 53 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,480 [Bruce] She wasn't there. She hasn't been for a month. 54 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,680 She's ran off with another bloke. 55 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,400 And nobody bothered to tell me? Thanks! 56 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,080 I don't wanna go back there until he's calmed down. 57 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,880 Stay here for a few days. 58 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,040 -Cheers, mate. -[Micky] You can sleep with me. 59 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,840 Top to tail. [tuts] 60 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,480 So, how did your dads react when they found out? 61 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,280 What, they don't know? 62 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,200 I'm just... waiting for the right moment, you know. 63 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,200 -There's no point telling him anymore. -What d'you mean? 64 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,120 -We're seeing each other. -Fuck me! So, you're bi? 65 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,040 -Just... found the right person. -[Micky gags] 66 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,320 Oi, greedy arse, you gonna pass that or what? 67 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,880 [Ian goads Micky] 68 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,160 -I didn't hear your dad come in. -He didn't. 69 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,040 -So, who's that for, then? -Me. 70 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,640 No, you don't. It's illegal. 71 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,040 -You can't tell me what to do! -What's with you lately? Know what? 72 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,560 Don't bother speaking at all if you're gonna be a cheeky little prick. 73 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,040 Night, love. 74 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,480 [slurring] Now, that's what I call service! 75 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,520 [Lillian] I'll be wanting some money off this. A dent in it. 76 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,640 Yeah, I know. Saw you do it. Full price. 77 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,560 -Ten pence cheaper at Cost Chopper. -Piss off to Cost Chopper, then! 78 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,400 I'll be buying me girls' condoms elsewhere and all! 79 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,160 You gotta stop taking your sexual frustration out on customers. 80 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,280 Oh, is Jamie still making the earth move? 81 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,440 -Yeah, I've got a great sex life, thanks. -[scoffs] Really? 82 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,080 So, when did you last come? 83 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,240 [moaning, panting] 84 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,640 [Karen screams] 85 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,920 [guttural moans] 86 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,360 -How many times, Joe? It's over. -You're doing my fucking head in. 87 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,600 This is getting sorted out. 88 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,920 It's already sorted. I'm with the bloke that I wanna be with. 89 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,400 -Yeah? -Deal with it. 90 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,200 Right. 91 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,600 I will. 92 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,320 Morning, love. 93 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:58,960 Made any friends at big school? 94 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,480 You're welcome to invite 'em back for tea. 95 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,920 Long as they aren't gingas. 96 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,320 -[Libby] What about breakfast? -I'm all right. 97 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,440 -I'm worried about him. -[door closes] 98 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,960 Worry's like a rocking chair. 99 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,760 Gives ya something to do but never fucking gets ya anywhere. 100 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,400 Needs his cherry popping. 101 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,320 I think it's obvious what his behaviour's signifying. 102 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,240 -He needs mothering. -Have to bloody find her first. 103 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,440 -Bit early, innit? -I'm still in a bit of pain. 104 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,600 Now... you need to be discreet to survive around 'ere. 105 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,120 Anyone finds out you're a mincer, your life won't be worth living. 106 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,360 So, just follow my lead, 107 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,200 and if a bloke catches you perving... 108 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,640 -What you looking at, you faggot? -...there's only one way out of it. 109 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,800 Dunno, but you're looking at Maguire. 110 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,920 [man grunts in pain] 111 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,040 -[Ian] Bruce! -[man groans and splutters] 112 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,160 [keys jangling] 113 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,480 I dunno what you bothered changing the locks for. 114 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,760 He'll never wanna step foot in here again! 115 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,560 -[Cameron] So, he went crawling to you? -He couldn't get far, could he? 116 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,080 You haven't got a bloody clue what it's been like here. 117 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,360 Turning your back on your own son! 118 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,080 He smokes that marijuana shit from the minute he wakes up. 119 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,160 Oh, right, so you chucked him out for being a stoner. 120 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,600 [Cameron] He needed a wake-up call, the loser! 121 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,040 Coward! You're just making up excuses 122 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,320 to cover up for the fact that you threw him out because he's gay. 123 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,880 -Bruce is what? -Pathetic! 124 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,000 I'm just glad Mum's seen the light at last. 125 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,080 She shoulda left you years ago. 126 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,400 -You gonna give me a crack as well? -What the fuck's he been telling ya? 127 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,640 -I'm going to call the police. -He'll be at Homework Club or summat 128 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,600 -It's nearly ten! -He could be at a friend's. 129 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,000 I don't like this, he's not been himself. 130 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,160 [sighs] 131 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,840 -Oh, cheers, great welcome. -Liam's not home from school yet. 132 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,520 Probably run off, wouldn't be the first time. 133 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:37,520 I knew a lad who ran away to London once. Ended up living in the slums, 134 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,080 forced into a life of crime. 135 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:42,480 -That'll be Oliver Twist. -He'll be back when he wants feeding. 136 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:46,360 -Thought of entering Father of the Year? -[Patty] You read all sorts these days. 137 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,120 Anything could have happened to him. 138 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,920 You're a proper little ray of sunshine, you know that? 139 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,320 -[door opens] -Oh, thank God! 140 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,560 We thought you were on a train heading somewhere exotic. 141 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,120 -So, where've you been? -Out. 142 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,240 [Libby] I thought we could go to town Saturday. Just you and me. 143 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,640 -Who's she? -That's Wayne Dobson's little sister. 144 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,240 -Why's she here? -You two can go upstairs and play. 145 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,360 -I'm 11. -No, I mean go and... 146 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,440 "play". 147 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,480 [sassy jazz music] 148 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,280 Would you like me to read you a bedtime story? 149 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,760 -So, were you in the Army? -RAF. 150 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,120 [Liam] What plane did you fly? 151 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,040 Spitfire. 152 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,680 -What was the name of your squadron? -This is worse than the bloody Gestapo. 153 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,080 Your school said it'd only take half hour. 154 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,280 I don't wanna do this any more than you do. 155 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,880 I wanted someone from World War I, but they're all dead. 156 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,960 Stupid bloody soldiers and stupid bloody wars. 157 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,920 "We make war that we may live in peace." 158 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,520 -Aristotle. -Whatever. 159 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,200 Be a lot less bother if people actually talked, 160 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,680 told each other what was wrong. 161 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,360 Like Churchill said, "Less war war, more jaw jaw." 162 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,000 [pants] 163 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,360 [coughs, breathing heavily] 164 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,720 Piss off if you're going. 165 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,760 -How long have you got? -I said piss off. 166 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,400 [nostalgic brass music] 167 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,800 -[panting] You've done this before. -I'm surrounded by cabbages at home. 168 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,280 I better go. 169 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,800 Your teacher said you'd fail this module if you didn't get this assignment in. 170 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,240 Come tomorrow, huh? 171 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,200 Let yourself in. Any time. 172 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,200 [pop music plays on stereo] 173 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,520 D'you ever get gay boys in 'ere? 174 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,360 Only the ones who like hospital food. 175 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,720 -What you drinking? -Better have a pint. 176 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,400 Two pints, please, Karen. 177 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,520 -Straight enough for ya? -You don't have to go overboard. 178 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,760 Mam, this is Bruce, Maxine's brother. He's staying with us. 179 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,360 About time we had a bit of eye candy round here, ey, Karen? 180 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,200 -Mimi Maguire. -Oh, Katie's nana? 181 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,320 You must really miss her. 182 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,840 -Feel like I've had me heart ripped out. -I hear she doted on you. 183 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,880 I was always in her nightmares. Saving her from the monsters, like. 184 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:45,040 Good looking lad like you could have her with the click of a finger. 185 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,760 -She's not got the right bits. -He means she's not his type. 186 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,480 He likes big tits, not fried eggs. 187 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,320 I'm gay. 188 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,640 Urgh! 189 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:05,520 [Frank] Better stick some Kylie on the jukebox for the fudge-packer. 190 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,160 [laughter] 191 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,280 [laughter, jeering] 192 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,840 -[punter 1] Go on! -[punter 2] Get it, Frank. 193 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,400 [jeering, laughter] 194 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,200 He only went and told everyone he's a Mary. 195 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,480 I just wish you'd had the bloody decency to tell me first. 196 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,400 I'm not really. 197 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,680 -I saw you in the pub. -I was just having a laugh. 198 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,000 Why'd you tell everyone that's why I kicked you out? 199 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,560 I kicked him out to force him to sort himself out. 200 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,720 -Make-up! -You snidey little-- 201 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,040 We all tell porkies occasionally. 202 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,360 He's not a doctor. He isn't anything. 203 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,120 -You complete fuck-up. -I needed somewhere to-- 204 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,200 [Maxine] Just go! 205 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,520 -Gonna miss footie practice tonight. -You miss footie? 206 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,840 Must be seeing a bird. 207 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,760 -Well, are ya? -Yeah. 208 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,000 [Frank] Mimi? 209 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,000 Any chance of sticking this one on the slate? 210 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,520 Same chance as me sitting on yer face. 211 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:45,000 The milk of human kindness curdles and turns slowly sour. 212 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680 [sighs heavily] 213 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,320 -Yes, mate? -Pint and a whisky chaser. 214 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,240 Double. 215 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,920 -[devious music] -[Frank] It's like a jungle out there. 216 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,880 Sometimes I wonder how I keep from going under. 217 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,520 So, well, they say a problem shared is a problem halved. 218 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,080 [mutters] Get him a drink. 219 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,080 Oh, cheers. You're a gent. Frank Gallagher. 220 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,760 -Ian's father? -Well, sort of. 221 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,840 Cameron Donnelly. Maxine's dad. 222 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,120 [chuckles] The meeting of the in-laws! Mimi, line 'em up. 223 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,600 Need to celebrate the coming together of two noble tribes. 224 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,360 Great. Cheers, mate. 225 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,960 [sighs with satisfaction, burps] So... 226 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,560 either your missus left you or you just discovered your son's a poof. 227 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,000 -Both. -Shit! 228 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,560 Two emergency Es, Mimi. 229 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,240 What would you do if you found out your son was bent? 230 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,680 Actually... 231 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,320 I don't think I'd mind. 232 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,480 It has its advantages, doesn't it? They don't have nippers, 233 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,480 so you haven't got robbing grandkids bleeding you dry. 234 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,800 They've got lots of girlie mates, so you've got plenty to ogle at. 235 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,880 And statistically they die younger, y'know, AIDS and shit. 236 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,720 You may come into a bit of money, 237 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,080 plus you never have to run a Hoover over again. 238 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:15,440 They like a nice, clean home, don't they? Hey, what would you do, Paddy, 239 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,840 if you discovered one of your lads was a fruit? 240 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,000 I'd do the right thing. 241 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,200 Put him out of his misery. 242 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,880 [tense music] 243 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,200 -You go to fucking night school! -Why are you following me? 244 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,560 Wanted to see what she looked like. Where is she? 245 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,400 Finishing off her macramé basket? 246 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560 What's this? 247 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,800 I've to write down the times I get narked. I'm doing an anger management course. 248 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,240 Yeah, right. 249 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,119 There's no girlfriend? 250 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,720 -Look, if you're doing this for me-- -I'm not. 251 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,640 I need to sort meself out. I know I've got a problem. 252 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,800 -[Karen] You could've told me. -None of your business. 253 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,040 -It is if you talk about me in there. -[exasperated] I talk about me. 254 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,440 You can't do this on your own. 255 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,160 -I can help. -Leave it! 256 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,840 -[laughter] -[Libby] Oh, thank the Lord! 257 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,840 I phoned all the hospitals, Frank. 258 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,240 -That's a strange habit. -[Carl] Like a dog, 259 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,280 -always finds his way home eventually. -Come and sit down. 260 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,120 -[Patty] Oh! -[Frank, Cameron laugh] 261 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,760 [Frank] Hey, I didn't know the Tories knew how to party! 262 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,080 [to tune of football chant] Cameron, Cameron, Cameron. 263 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,720 [Carl] Where were you again last night? 264 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,000 -I think he's got a girlfriend. -[Frank goads] 265 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,760 We don't all need adoration to mask our insecurities. 266 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,040 It's not a problem if she's a minger, son. 267 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,400 [Cameron laughs] 268 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,200 -[laughs] We all have to start somewhere. -I was at Reggie's. 269 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,560 Bring him round. Let's see if he's as geeky as you. 270 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,680 [Liam] He can't walk. 271 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,040 You don't wanna hang around with a raspberry ripple. 272 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,000 -It's crap for your street cred. -He doesn't go to my school. 273 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,200 [Cameron] Even worse! Kid from another school, 274 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,760 -you got to beat the shit out of 'em. -[Frank grunts] 275 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,320 -Oh, don't do that again, sir. -He doesn't go to any school. 276 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400 He's 84. 277 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,680 [Frank scoffs] What are you doing spending all your time 278 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,520 -with a coffin-dodger for? -You know what for. 279 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,560 You signed the consent form for school. 280 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,920 -I just don't show up on your radar, do I? -Who is he? Where's he live? 281 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,760 Come here. Give me the bag. Give me the bag! 282 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,120 -Get off! -No! It's mine. 283 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,960 [Frank laughs hysterically] 284 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,000 -What's this? -[laughter continues] 285 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,200 -When did this come? -[Libby] Get off, Frank. 286 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,480 We're worried sick about her and you kept this to yourself? 287 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,680 Easy, Carl. 288 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,520 -Four days ago! -Debbie sent it to me. 289 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,560 It's mine, it's private. 290 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,640 "Dear Liam, hope you lot haven't burnt the bloody house down. 291 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,760 By the time you read this I'll be in Afghanistan. 292 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,920 -[Frank and Libby sigh] -Just been told I've been posted there." 293 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,040 [Libby] Is this what you've been worried about? 294 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,800 -Liam! -[sobs] Afghanistan! 295 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,080 -If you need to talk... -[door slams] 296 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,120 [Reggie] If you 're after getting something off your chest, 297 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,200 some sort of touchy-feely nonsense, you've come to the wrong place. 298 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,960 All I'm after's a bit of privacy, so that's fine by me. 299 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,240 You're having a bad time. Don't worry, it won't last for ever. 300 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,880 [breathlessly] What the hell's this? 301 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,040 It's for you, for helping with my project. 302 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,400 You shouldn't go wasting your money. 303 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,240 I've... I've got enough shit in this place as it is. 304 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,320 [exclaims] 305 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,920 What was it like? 306 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,360 Flying? 307 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,440 I don't want to talk about it. 308 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,960 -[machine gunfire] -[plane engine rumbling] 309 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,320 [Liam] I read a lot of pilots found it hard to cope after the war. 310 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000 Missed it so much. 311 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,600 [air raid siren] 312 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,520 Reggie. Reggie. 313 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,600 -Yeah? -[beeping] 314 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640 [Reggie laughs] 315 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:51,000 You're the only person I know who enjoys meals on wheels. 316 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,920 -[Liam] Why d'you get them delivered? -Legs don't work. 317 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,600 No one to push me, since I lost the wife. 318 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,000 -Why don't you ask for some help? -I like to keep myself to myself. 319 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,280 Like a bit of privacy. 320 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,000 -[squeak and pop] -Two little ducks, 22. 321 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,920 -Kelly, love, Libby wants a word. -It's about Liam. 322 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,360 -[Kelly] What's up? -He's just really withdrawn. 323 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,160 Plus he's lost his appetite. 324 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,800 -I thought he might open up to you. -[pop] 325 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,120 Young and keen, number 15. 326 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,480 How's he doing at school? Made any friends? 327 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,800 Not really. But he has befriended a retired gentleman. 328 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,240 -[squeaks] -Always round there. 329 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,640 -[Lillian] S and M, number 10. -What's wrong? 330 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,360 Well, why would an old geezer wanna spend time with an 11-year-old boy? 331 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,480 -I'll have a word. -[squeak, pop] 332 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,080 [Lillian] Danny La Rue, 52. 333 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,760 Where have they all come from? 334 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,720 Autumn Days. Nursing home on Brewer Lane. 335 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,640 [Lillian] Sister-in-law works there. She's give me the entertainment budget. 336 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,240 They keep forgetting to cross off the bloody numbers. 337 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,720 -Senile! -[pop] 338 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,320 [strains] 339 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,800 [pants, gags] 340 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,040 -[grunts with effort] -[gags] 341 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,080 Frank Gallagher! 342 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,720 [wistful music] 343 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,840 [plane engine rumbling] 344 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,200 [Reggie] Sky, speed, adrenaline, 345 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,080 the best thrill, the purest high of my entire life! 346 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,440 Feel it. 347 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,240 Feel it. Feel it, lad. That energy, that strength! 348 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,840 That's how we lived. That's how we got through it. 349 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,520 Grasp every opportunity. 350 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,840 Take it and squeeze every second out of every minute, 351 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,560 out of every hour, out of every day, 352 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,960 -knowing it could be your last. -[echoing] No! 353 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,520 [Reggie] Every bullet that whistled through the air, 354 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,200 every streak of fire that flew from the enemy guns, 355 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,720 could mean you'd be over, like that. 356 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,320 -[explosion] -[Reggie] Faces melted, 357 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600 blown apart, torn limb from limb. 358 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,520 -The screams, the pleas. -[screaming] 359 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,960 [Reggie] You would not tell with such high zest 360 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,160 to children ardent for some desperate glory 361 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:36,360 the old lie: "Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori." 362 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,400 My sister's just been sent to Afghanistan. 363 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200 I'm sorry. 364 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,400 But that's how it is. 365 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,840 [giggles] 366 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,560 [giggles] 367 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,600 [giggles] 368 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,280 The nutter's flipped again. 369 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,600 -Karen, what the fuck? -What? 370 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,720 There's a free Engie Benjy in selected boxes. 371 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,400 He's Connor's favourite. 372 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,160 Not our lucky day... hey? 373 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,440 Sorry about the mess. 374 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,560 Hey, hey. How much did you get for her? [laughs] 375 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,520 [sighs] You okay, kiddo? 376 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,280 I, uh... 377 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,840 hear you've got a new friend. 378 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,320 [sighs] 379 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,520 Where'd you get the cash for all that? 380 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,000 Used my dinner money. 381 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,200 You get free meals. 382 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,320 -How did the interview go? -All right. Okay. 383 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,520 Good. I dunno. 384 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,360 Well, they'd be stupid not to take you on. 385 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,520 What does a head cleaner do, anyway? Get a bigger brush? 386 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,520 You did the right thing. He needs to stand on his own two feet. 387 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,600 Chucking your own brother out on the streets? 388 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,520 Homophobe! 389 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,040 What can I get for ya? 390 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,720 [Maxine laughs] 391 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800 [Ian] Two pints. Vodka and coke. 392 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,640 He said anything about me? 393 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,280 Only that you made him very welcome. 394 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,160 Considering he's a royalty-loving, right-wing nonce, 395 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,760 -your dad's quite a laugh. Innit? -You've met me dad? 396 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,640 Met? He was Sonny to my Cher. 397 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,400 Portland Street Hotel. We're barred. 398 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,400 It's nice to know he's busy enjoying himself. 399 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,000 I don't think he's coping very well. 400 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,280 That's why he needed some medicinal support. 401 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,360 Listen. As much as we care about our kids, 402 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,720 we don't always do the right thing by them. 403 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,320 Even I have been neglectful on occasion. 404 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,320 He doesn't give a shit about me. 405 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,000 -He never has. -You see, that's where you're wrong. 406 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,000 You leaving home and living with us was a kick in the teeth for him. 407 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,280 Said so himself. 408 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,960 Listen, you're gonna have to act straight when you're serving. 409 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,800 Good job I left my Lycra hot pants at me dad's, innit. 410 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,680 The punters aren't used to it. Don't usually get arse-bandits round here. 411 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,000 I'm not the only bloke here who gets a stiffy 412 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,240 watching the rugby league. 413 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,400 [whispers] Hi, son. 414 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,880 [doorbell rings] 415 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,520 Excuse me. 416 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,600 What the fu... 417 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,800 What? 418 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Your mother's left me up shit creek. 419 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,320 When did you last eat? 420 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,240 Can't remember. 421 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,280 Right, get your arse in the bath. Tea'll be ready when you come down. 422 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,160 And chuck your dirty washing downstairs. 423 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,320 [Joe] Did "time-outs" tonight. 424 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,800 Leaving a situation whenever you start to feel uptight. 425 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,600 Yeah, well, I think it's a load of touchy-feely bollocks. 426 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,840 Well, it's working. As you've already seen. 427 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,480 I can see why your Liam likes goin' that old boy's house. 428 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,720 Spoiling him rotten. 429 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,360 Bags of sweets and... 430 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,080 Thought he'd be chuffed, but... 431 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,160 he looked far from chuffed when I just saw him. 432 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,080 -[thud] -[grunts] 433 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,080 -[Frank laughs] Vroom! -Frank! 434 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,320 -What are you doing with that? -[chuckling] Found it in the yard. 435 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,080 [Frank imitates speeding car] 436 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,680 -Why's the old bloke giving sweets? -[Frank] Button it up, Jenson. 437 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,200 -Might be a perv, Liam. -Evolution passed you by, didn't it, Carl? 438 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,680 -Has he touched you? -Yeah. 439 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,720 -[Carl] Where? -Living room, kitchen... 440 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,680 -Where? -Here! In here! 441 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,200 Carl, you can't go accusing people... 442 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,280 Look what happened 443 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,120 when everyone thought you murdered that lad. 444 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,080 -[mocks her Irish accent] -He's helping with my history project 445 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,680 and is one of the few people not always on my back! 446 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760 What's it about? 447 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,200 World War Il? 448 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,000 -What a bloody waste of time that was! -Frank! 449 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,200 Well, what is the point of us winning? 450 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,280 Might not be able to hear the sound of marching jackboots 451 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,640 [imitates German accent] but it's still oppression. 452 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,720 Might be best if you don't go round there anymore, love. 453 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,360 -We can help you with your project. -[Frank] Pathetic fucking mates. 454 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,760 It makes you wonder why all those fucking brave soldiers 455 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,600 gave their lives, 456 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,800 -when you look at the modern landscape... -[Liam sighs] 457 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,840 ...of loutishness and disorder! 458 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,000 [emotive music] 459 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,360 It's going cold. 460 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,640 I'm not hungry. 461 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,160 Whatever. 462 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,480 You know, Bruce is still the same person. 463 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,800 He's queer. 464 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,760 It's not what I hoped for. 465 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,560 What every father hopes for. 466 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,320 Why make up a pathetic lie about Ian being a doctor? 467 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,520 My school reports all said the same thing. 468 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,000 -"Maxine lacks confidence." -I've only ever encouraged ya. 469 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,080 Shouting at me for coming second at sports day? 470 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160 You could've won. 471 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,280 I got Ian to lie because I wanted you to think I'd made something of meself. 472 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,640 Don't blame me for your under-achieving, you never pushed yourself. 473 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,360 I'm a glorified cleaner at that hospital. I clean floors like no other. 474 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,760 I take pride in my work. 475 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,280 I applied for a promotion to be head cleaner. 476 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,400 I didn't get it. 477 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,920 My boss said I lacked confidence. 478 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040 I tried ringing Mum, her phone's dead. 479 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,360 [Bruce] Ah, I bet you're dead pleased, seeing all the boys settled down. 480 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,680 It's just this one to marry off now. 481 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,960 Not brought any women home to your mam lately? 482 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,640 [Mimi] No, he keeps 'em all to himself. Heard all about them, though. 483 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,760 -Oh, yeah? -Well, there was that fiery redhead. 484 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,960 -Got a bit obsessive, didn't she, son? -Yeah. 485 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,760 [Mimi] Then there was that stunning blonde, but she dumped him. 486 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,640 Sat in his room listening to Whitney for weeks. 487 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,600 -Aw, bless! -[Mimi chuckles] 488 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,240 -Want another beer? -Anyone'd think you're keeping tabs on me. 489 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,440 -[warped voice] -[Micky sobbing] 490 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,960 Sorry, son. Can't have a screamer collecting debts. 491 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,240 [screaming] No! No! 492 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,200 Couldn't get rid of you last night. 493 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,480 Shame you fell asleep cos me and your mum, we were up talking for hours. 494 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,000 I want a word with you, soft lad! 495 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,400 [strains] 496 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,200 [Micky sobs] 497 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,840 No! [blood-curdling scream] 498 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,240 What's this I've heard about you not flushing after a shit? 499 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,840 -Anyone'd think you were dragged up! -[Micky sighs] 500 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,280 [Girls Aloud ringtone playing] 501 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,160 -[choir on record player] -[hissing of air] 502 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200 [grunts] 503 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,560 Silly cow burnt my school shirt. 504 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,040 -Been getting the rise taken all day. -Oh, get some new ones, huh? 505 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,400 I can't take it with me. 506 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,160 My brother says you could be a pervert. 507 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,480 [laughing] He's right. 508 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,840 But I haven't got the energy, lad. You're safe. 509 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,040 I know. 510 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,000 [Gregorian chant music playing] 511 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,560 -Can I turn it up? -[Reggie] Yes. 512 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,000 [air hissing] 513 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,680 -Aren't you a bit hot in all that? -I'm fine. 514 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,400 We must never judge a man by his actions until we know his motives. 515 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,080 I'm 84. 516 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,200 You can't show me anything I've not seen before. 517 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,440 Take it off. 518 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,159 What little test have you got for me today? 519 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,120 I've realised I've been wanting everything me own way. 520 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:13,520 And so you should. 521 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,000 What you need is stability. 522 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,239 -I just need time. -Got any extra-long? 523 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,360 Bottom shelf. 524 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,480 I thought you weren't buying 'em here anymore. 525 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,960 We cleared Cost Chopper out. We've had a few stag dos. 526 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,199 Can't we just go back to the way we were? 527 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,719 No. 528 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,719 I'll only ever be just a fuck to you. 529 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,000 I want more. A wife, family. 530 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,360 If I can't have a future with ya, 531 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,639 then I'll have to have it with someone else. 532 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,680 [Lillian] Have you not got any ribbed? I like to treat me girls now and again. 533 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,240 Keeps the morale up. 534 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,440 She's forgot her milk, dozy cow. 535 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,720 It's Debbie's. My sister. 536 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,040 [grunts in recognition] 537 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,400 It's the wife's. 538 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,760 I've worn it since the day she died. [chuckles] 539 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,200 Here. 540 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,520 [panting] Reminds me of all we had, though. 541 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,840 She's just that bit closer. 542 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,280 A ring's symbolic. 543 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,880 There's no beginning... no end. 544 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,120 I dunno what the fuck wearing a dress is all about, though. 545 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,600 I can still smell her perfume. 546 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,200 The house used to smell of it on a Saturday night. 547 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,960 Doesn't anymore, though. 548 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,840 I hope she makes it. I hope she's one of the lucky ones. 549 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,040 Fetch the milk, would you? 550 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,440 [foreboding music] 551 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,880 [sighs] 552 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,520 [Reggie struggles to breathe] 553 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,920 Help me up, would you? 554 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,480 [Reggie whimpers] 555 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,920 [whimpering] 556 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,760 [Reggie cries out] 557 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,920 -I'm sorry, lad. I was-- -I know what you were doing. 558 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,440 -I trusted you! -Just-- 559 00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,520 I trusted you! 560 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,880 [downbeat music] 561 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,640 [woman] I just can't stand it when you're in the supermarket 562 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,800 and somebody walks in front of ya. And you think, hold on a minute. Fuck off! 563 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,200 I've been here ten minutes. 564 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,720 [all talking indistinctly] 565 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 [facilitator] Excuse me. Can I help you? 566 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,040 I'm Karen Pritchard. Joe's wife. 567 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,400 There's a room at my place if you want it. 568 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960 -That you making a pass at me? -No! You're not my type. 569 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,280 Take it or leave it. 570 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,200 Just stop threatening me, cos there's only so much I'll take. 571 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,040 Look, the thing about addicts is 572 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,680 they're just running away from who they really are 573 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,960 and what they hate about themselves. 574 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,960 Just talk to him, calmly, civilised. 575 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,480 Bruce. 576 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,800 Why can't you be a man and just admit that you're a faggot? 577 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,000 Although, I realise that's a contradiction in terms. 578 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,680 Okay. 579 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,160 I'm a big, fucking, screaming faggot. 580 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,560 That's not quite what I meant. 581 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,360 Effective! 582 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,720 I just... 583 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,800 snap, see red. 584 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,360 And I've gotta sort it out, 585 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,000 cos I can't keep fucking up all my relationships. 586 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,120 When I started seeing her 587 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,000 it was a complete head fuck, 588 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,240 cos... 589 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,800 I'd never felt like that about anybody before. 590 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,760 I made out it was just a bit of fun, 591 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,000 cos I was shit scared. 592 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,320 [facilitator] Tell your wife. 593 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,240 I just want to get away from here. 594 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,760 A new life, whatever it takes. 595 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960 Free from the past. 596 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,960 After all this time... 597 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,000 we deserve a chance at happiness. 598 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,840 The three of us. 599 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,520 You, me and our son, Connor. 600 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,720 [clears throat] 601 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,360 Why are we here? 602 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,960 Cos there's a right bloody draught in that lounge. 603 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,840 I meant, why are we here? 604 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,120 Oh. 605 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,640 I don't think there is one definite reason. 606 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,560 Just got to find your own. 607 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,800 How? 608 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,160 Well... through your actions. 609 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,440 Making the world a better place for your family and your mates. 610 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,440 'Specially when they need you most. 611 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,640 -Where are you going? -Reggie's. 612 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,840 I'm sorry, Liam, no. 613 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,640 I was walking by earlier and I saw you... 614 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,640 in the dress. 615 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,040 What? 616 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,120 -No, Carl! Carl, no! -You can't go jumping to conclusions! 617 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,240 -Where does he live? -No! Oh! 618 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,880 [screaming] Where does he live? 619 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,040 -Libby? -Don't! 620 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,720 I'll find him and I'll kill him. Keep him 'ere. 621 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,000 [music playing on TV] 622 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,080 I need to see him. 623 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,200 I need to. 624 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,920 [remote beeps] 625 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,920 No, Mum, stop. Don't do that. 626 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,920 You know it... 627 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,640 [devious music] 628 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 [door opens] 629 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,440 ["Variations On An Original Theme, Op. 36: IX" by Nimrod on record player] 630 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,920 It was just a bloody hug, lad. 631 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,000 I know. 632 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,280 [breathing heavily] 633 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,000 [music continues playing] 634 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,720 You need to get up. It'll make you feel better. 635 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,720 It's too late. 636 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,440 No time. 637 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,040 Bags of time! 638 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200 Open the fucking door, now! 639 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,760 Open the fucking door, now! 640 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,120 Open the fucking door! Open the door! 641 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,440 -[Frank] Liam! Liam! -[Libby] Carl, no. 642 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,440 -[Libby] Stop! -[Frank] Liam, get out here! 643 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,360 -[screams] -Just get up. 644 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,040 Walk around the room a bit. Come on! 645 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,040 [yelling continues outside] 646 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,160 Get up! 647 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,840 [plane engine rumbles] 648 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,560 [music becomes louder] 649 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,400 [Liam laughs] 650 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,000 [both laughing] 651 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,960 [music crescendos] 652 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,720 [plane engine rumbles] 653 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,000 [music stops abruptly] 654 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,120 He didn't. 655 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,840 He didn't, Carl. 656 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,680 -[Libby] We should call the police. -Not yet. 657 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,000 [emotive music] 658 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,200 [Liam] People are always gonna leave eventually, 659 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,520 no matter how much you don't want them to. 660 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,440 That's why you gotta enjoy them while they're here. 661 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,360 Doesn't matter how much time you actually spend with someone, 662 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,640 it's the fact you've spent time with them at all that's important. 663 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,120 I'm gonna be a fireman. I've only got one more test to pass. 664 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,040 Give it up, son. You'll never make it! 665 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,880 Beat my drum, Dad. Don't beat me into the fucking ground. 666 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,520 You wanna get down Ian's boxing club, Ches. Take some of that out on a bag. 667 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,080 -You hittin' this hard cos it's me? -Too right. 668 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,360 [crowd cheers] 669 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,520 -You can carry a tune, can't ya? -Been known to. 670 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,200 Been known to murder a few, too. 671 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,120 Used to love my singing, said I had the voice of an angel. 672 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,080 -[Maxine shouts indistinctly] -[Ian] Jock! 673 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,200 [Micky screaming] No! 674 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,360 -[Micky screams in pain] -Micky! [sobs] 675 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,440 ["Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley plays] 676 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,440 ♪ Ever since I was little ♪ 677 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,080 ♪ Ever since I was little It looked like fun ♪ 678 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,640 ♪ And it's no coincidence I've come, mmm ♪ 679 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,600 ♪ And I can die when I'm done ♪ 680 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,280 ♪ But maybe I'm crazy ♪ 681 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,400 ♪ Maybe you're crazy ♪ 682 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,960 ♪ Baby, we're crazy ♪ 683 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,800 ♪ Probably... ♪ 52811

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