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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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[Liam] Had double maths today.
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We had to make up our own sums.
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Peter Brannigan calculated how many times
a bloke'll masturbate in their lifetime.
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-[school bell rings]
-[Liam] Didn't use that word, though.
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Got a detention.
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I worked out the total number of days
I spent with Mum before she left. Twice.
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Hiya, love.
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[Liam] Came to 1,976.
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Made your favourite.
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[Liam] Not great when you consider
I've been on the planet for 4,382.
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Makes you want to become self-sufficient.
You know, cope with stuff on your own.
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Means no one will ever let you down again.
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Oh, and in case you're wondering,
it's 5,783.
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The number of times a bloke will you know.
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What they teach you at school?
How to be a twat?
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-She's been cooking all afternoon.
-Didn't ask her to.
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She's bending over backwards for you.
Show some respect.
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She's trynna impress Dad.
Needs a roof over her head.
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Grow up!
They're here to stay, so get used to it.
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I'll give them a month.
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Stella loves having 'em here.
Never seen her so happy.
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Sleeping through for the first time ever.
Don't fuck it up for her.
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[doorbell rings incessantly]
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Hold yer friggin' horses!
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[knocking at door]
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Dad found out I'm gay.
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Left a porno in the bathroom
and he went schizo.
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He did that?
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-I'm going round.
-[Ian] You're not!
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-Sounds like he's lost the plot.
-Didn't Mum do anything?
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[Bruce] She wasn't there.
She hasn't been for a month.
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She's ran off with another bloke.
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And nobody bothered to tell me? Thanks!
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I don't wanna go back there
until he's calmed down.
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Stay here for a few days.
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-Cheers, mate.
-[Micky] You can sleep with me.
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Top to tail. [tuts]
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So, how did your dads react
when they found out?
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What, they don't know?
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I'm just... waiting for the right moment,
you know.
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-There's no point telling him anymore.
-What d'you mean?
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-We're seeing each other.
-Fuck me! So, you're bi?
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-Just... found the right person.
-[Micky gags]
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Oi, greedy arse,
you gonna pass that or what?
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[Ian goads Micky]
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-I didn't hear your dad come in.
-He didn't.
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-So, who's that for, then?
-Me.
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No, you don't. It's illegal.
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-You can't tell me what to do!
-What's with you lately? Know what?
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Don't bother speaking at all
if you're gonna be a cheeky little prick.
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Night, love.
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[slurring]
Now, that's what I call service!
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[Lillian] I'll be wanting
some money off this. A dent in it.
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Yeah, I know. Saw you do it. Full price.
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-Ten pence cheaper at Cost Chopper.
-Piss off to Cost Chopper, then!
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I'll be buying me girls' condoms
elsewhere and all!
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You gotta stop taking
your sexual frustration out on customers.
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Oh, is Jamie still making the earth move?
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-Yeah, I've got a great sex life, thanks.
-[scoffs] Really?
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So, when did you last come?
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[moaning, panting]
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[Karen screams]
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[guttural moans]
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-How many times, Joe? It's over.
-You're doing my fucking head in.
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This is getting sorted out.
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It's already sorted.
I'm with the bloke that I wanna be with.
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-Yeah?
-Deal with it.
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Right.
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I will.
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Morning, love.
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Made any friends at big school?
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You're welcome to invite 'em back for tea.
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Long as they aren't gingas.
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-[Libby] What about breakfast?
-I'm all right.
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-I'm worried about him.
-[door closes]
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Worry's like a rocking chair.
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Gives ya something to do
but never fucking gets ya anywhere.
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Needs his cherry popping.
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I think it's obvious
what his behaviour's signifying.
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-He needs mothering.
-Have to bloody find her first.
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-Bit early, innit?
-I'm still in a bit of pain.
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Now... you need to be discreet
to survive around 'ere.
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Anyone finds out you're a mincer,
your life won't be worth living.
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So, just follow my lead,
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and if a bloke catches you perving...
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-What you looking at, you faggot?
-...there's only one way out of it.
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Dunno, but you're looking at Maguire.
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[man grunts in pain]
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-[Ian] Bruce!
-[man groans and splutters]
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[keys jangling]
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I dunno what you bothered
changing the locks for.
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He'll never wanna step foot in here again!
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-[Cameron] So, he went crawling to you?
-He couldn't get far, could he?
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You haven't got a bloody clue
what it's been like here.
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Turning your back on your own son!
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He smokes that marijuana shit
from the minute he wakes up.
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Oh, right, so you chucked him out
for being a stoner.
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[Cameron]
He needed a wake-up call, the loser!
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Coward! You're just making up excuses
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to cover up for the fact
that you threw him out because he's gay.
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-Bruce is what?
-Pathetic!
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I'm just glad
Mum's seen the light at last.
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She shoulda left you years ago.
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-You gonna give me a crack as well?
-What the fuck's he been telling ya?
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-I'm going to call the police.
-He'll be at Homework Club or summat
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-It's nearly ten!
-He could be at a friend's.
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I don't like this, he's not been himself.
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[sighs]
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-Oh, cheers, great welcome.
-Liam's not home from school yet.
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Probably run off,
wouldn't be the first time.
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I knew a lad who ran away to London once.
Ended up living in the slums,
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forced into a life of crime.
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-That'll be Oliver Twist.
-He'll be back when he wants feeding.
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-Thought of entering Father of the Year?
-[Patty] You read all sorts these days.
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Anything could have happened to him.
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You're a proper little ray of sunshine,
you know that?
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-[door opens]
-Oh, thank God!
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We thought you were on
a train heading somewhere exotic.
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-So, where've you been?
-Out.
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[Libby] I thought we could go
to town Saturday. Just you and me.
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-Who's she?
-That's Wayne Dobson's little sister.
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-Why's she here?
-You two can go upstairs and play.
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-I'm 11.
-No, I mean go and...
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"play".
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[sassy jazz music]
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Would you like me
to read you a bedtime story?
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-So, were you in the Army?
-RAF.
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[Liam] What plane did you fly?
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Spitfire.
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-What was the name of your squadron?
-This is worse than the bloody Gestapo.
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Your school said it'd only take half hour.
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I don't wanna do this
any more than you do.
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I wanted someone from World War I,
but they're all dead.
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Stupid bloody soldiers
and stupid bloody wars.
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"We make war that we may live in peace."
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-Aristotle.
-Whatever.
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Be a lot less bother
if people actually talked,
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told each other what was wrong.
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Like Churchill said,
"Less war war, more jaw jaw."
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[pants]
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[coughs, breathing heavily]
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Piss off if you're going.
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-How long have you got?
-I said piss off.
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[nostalgic brass music]
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-[panting] You've done this before.
-I'm surrounded by cabbages at home.
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I better go.
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Your teacher said you'd fail this module
if you didn't get this assignment in.
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Come tomorrow, huh?
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Let yourself in. Any time.
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[pop music plays on stereo]
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D'you ever get gay boys in 'ere?
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Only the ones who like hospital food.
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-What you drinking?
-Better have a pint.
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Two pints, please, Karen.
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-Straight enough for ya?
-You don't have to go overboard.
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Mam, this is Bruce, Maxine's brother.
He's staying with us.
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About time we had a bit
of eye candy round here, ey, Karen?
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-Mimi Maguire.
-Oh, Katie's nana?
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You must really miss her.
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-Feel like I've had me heart ripped out.
-I hear she doted on you.
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I was always in her nightmares.
Saving her from the monsters, like.
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Good looking lad like you could have her
with the click of a finger.
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-She's not got the right bits.
-He means she's not his type.
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He likes big tits, not fried eggs.
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I'm gay.
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Urgh!
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[Frank] Better stick some Kylie
on the jukebox for the fudge-packer.
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[laughter]
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[laughter, jeering]
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-[punter 1] Go on!
-[punter 2] Get it, Frank.
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[jeering, laughter]
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He only went
and told everyone he's a Mary.
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I just wish you'd had
the bloody decency to tell me first.
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I'm not really.
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-I saw you in the pub.
-I was just having a laugh.
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Why'd you tell everyone
that's why I kicked you out?
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I kicked him out
to force him to sort himself out.
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-Make-up!
-You snidey little--
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We all tell porkies occasionally.
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He's not a doctor. He isn't anything.
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-You complete fuck-up.
-I needed somewhere to--
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[Maxine] Just go!
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-Gonna miss footie practice tonight.
-You miss footie?
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Must be seeing a bird.
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-Well, are ya?
-Yeah.
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[Frank] Mimi?
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Any chance of sticking
this one on the slate?
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Same chance as me sitting on yer face.
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The milk of human kindness curdles
and turns slowly sour.
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[sighs heavily]
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-Yes, mate?
-Pint and a whisky chaser.
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Double.
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-[devious music]
-[Frank] It's like a jungle out there.
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Sometimes I wonder
how I keep from going under.
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So, well, they say
a problem shared is a problem halved.
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[mutters] Get him a drink.
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Oh, cheers.
You're a gent. Frank Gallagher.
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-Ian's father?
-Well, sort of.
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Cameron Donnelly. Maxine's dad.
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[chuckles] The meeting of the in-laws!
Mimi, line 'em up.
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Need to celebrate
the coming together of two noble tribes.
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Great. Cheers, mate.
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[sighs with satisfaction, burps] So...
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either your missus left you
or you just discovered your son's a poof.
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-Both.
-Shit!
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Two emergency Es, Mimi.
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What would you do
if you found out your son was bent?
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Actually...
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I don't think I'd mind.
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It has its advantages, doesn't it?
They don't have nippers,
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so you haven't got
robbing grandkids bleeding you dry.
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They've got lots of girlie mates,
so you've got plenty to ogle at.
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And statistically they die younger,
y'know, AIDS and shit.
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You may come into a bit of money,
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plus you never have to run
a Hoover over again.
238
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They like a nice, clean home, don't they?
Hey, what would you do, Paddy,
239
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,840
if you discovered one
of your lads was a fruit?
240
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,000
I'd do the right thing.
241
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,200
Put him out of his misery.
242
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,880
[tense music]
243
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,200
-You go to fucking night school!
-Why are you following me?
244
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,560
Wanted to see what she looked like.
Where is she?
245
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,400
Finishing off her macramé basket?
246
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560
What's this?
247
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,800
I've to write down the times I get narked.
I'm doing an anger management course.
248
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,240
Yeah, right.
249
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,119
There's no girlfriend?
250
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,720
-Look, if you're doing this for me--
-I'm not.
251
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,640
I need to sort meself out.
I know I've got a problem.
252
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,800
-[Karen] You could've told me.
-None of your business.
253
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,040
-It is if you talk about me in there.
-[exasperated] I talk about me.
254
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,440
You can't do this on your own.
255
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,160
-I can help.
-Leave it!
256
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,840
-[laughter]
-[Libby] Oh, thank the Lord!
257
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,840
I phoned all the hospitals, Frank.
258
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,240
-That's a strange habit.
-[Carl] Like a dog,
259
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,280
-always finds his way home eventually.
-Come and sit down.
260
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,120
-[Patty] Oh!
-[Frank, Cameron laugh]
261
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,760
[Frank] Hey, I didn't know
the Tories knew how to party!
262
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,080
[to tune of football chant]
Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
263
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,720
[Carl] Where were you again last night?
264
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,000
-I think he's got a girlfriend.
-[Frank goads]
265
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,760
We don't all need adoration
to mask our insecurities.
266
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,040
It's not a problem if she's a minger, son.
267
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,400
[Cameron laughs]
268
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,200
-[laughs] We all have to start somewhere.
-I was at Reggie's.
269
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,560
Bring him round.
Let's see if he's as geeky as you.
270
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,680
[Liam] He can't walk.
271
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,040
You don't wanna hang around
with a raspberry ripple.
272
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,000
-It's crap for your street cred.
-He doesn't go to my school.
273
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,200
[Cameron] Even worse!
Kid from another school,
274
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,760
-you got to beat the shit out of 'em.
-[Frank grunts]
275
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,320
-Oh, don't do that again, sir.
-He doesn't go to any school.
276
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400
He's 84.
277
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,680
[Frank scoffs] What are you doing
spending all your time
278
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,520
-with a coffin-dodger for?
-You know what for.
279
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,560
You signed the consent form for school.
280
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,920
-I just don't show up on your radar, do I?
-Who is he? Where's he live?
281
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,760
Come here. Give me the bag.
Give me the bag!
282
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,120
-Get off!
-No! It's mine.
283
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,960
[Frank laughs hysterically]
284
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,000
-What's this?
-[laughter continues]
285
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,200
-When did this come?
-[Libby] Get off, Frank.
286
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,480
We're worried sick about her
and you kept this to yourself?
287
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,680
Easy, Carl.
288
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,520
-Four days ago!
-Debbie sent it to me.
289
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,560
It's mine, it's private.
290
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,640
"Dear Liam, hope you lot
haven't burnt the bloody house down.
291
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,760
By the time you read this
I'll be in Afghanistan.
292
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,920
-[Frank and Libby sigh]
-Just been told I've been posted there."
293
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,040
[Libby] Is this what
you've been worried about?
294
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,800
-Liam!
-[sobs] Afghanistan!
295
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,080
-If you need to talk...
-[door slams]
296
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,120
[Reggie] If you 're after
getting something off your chest,
297
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,200
some sort of touchy-feely nonsense,
you've come to the wrong place.
298
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,960
All I'm after's a bit of privacy,
so that's fine by me.
299
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,240
You're having a bad time.
Don't worry, it won't last for ever.
300
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,880
[breathlessly] What the hell's this?
301
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,040
It's for you, for helping with my project.
302
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,400
You shouldn't go wasting your money.
303
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,240
I've... I've got enough shit
in this place as it is.
304
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,320
[exclaims]
305
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,920
What was it like?
306
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,360
Flying?
307
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,440
I don't want to talk about it.
308
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,960
-[machine gunfire]
-[plane engine rumbling]
309
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,320
[Liam] I read a lot of pilots
found it hard to cope after the war.
310
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000
Missed it so much.
311
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,600
[air raid siren]
312
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,520
Reggie. Reggie.
313
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,600
-Yeah?
-[beeping]
314
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640
[Reggie laughs]
315
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:51,000
You're the only person I know
who enjoys meals on wheels.
316
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,920
-[Liam] Why d'you get them delivered?
-Legs don't work.
317
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,600
No one to push me, since I lost the wife.
318
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,000
-Why don't you ask for some help?
-I like to keep myself to myself.
319
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,280
Like a bit of privacy.
320
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,000
-[squeak and pop]
-Two little ducks, 22.
321
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,920
-Kelly, love, Libby wants a word.
-It's about Liam.
322
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,360
-[Kelly] What's up?
-He's just really withdrawn.
323
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,160
Plus he's lost his appetite.
324
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,800
-I thought he might open up to you.
-[pop]
325
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,120
Young and keen, number 15.
326
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,480
How's he doing at school?
Made any friends?
327
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,800
Not really.
But he has befriended a retired gentleman.
328
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,240
-[squeaks]
-Always round there.
329
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,640
-[Lillian] S and M, number 10.
-What's wrong?
330
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,360
Well, why would an old geezer
wanna spend time with an 11-year-old boy?
331
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,480
-I'll have a word.
-[squeak, pop]
332
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,080
[Lillian] Danny La Rue, 52.
333
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,760
Where have they all come from?
334
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,720
Autumn Days. Nursing home on Brewer Lane.
335
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,640
[Lillian] Sister-in-law works there.
She's give me the entertainment budget.
336
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,240
They keep forgetting
to cross off the bloody numbers.
337
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,720
-Senile!
-[pop]
338
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,320
[strains]
339
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,800
[pants, gags]
340
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,040
-[grunts with effort]
-[gags]
341
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,080
Frank Gallagher!
342
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,720
[wistful music]
343
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,840
[plane engine rumbling]
344
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,200
[Reggie] Sky, speed, adrenaline,
345
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,080
the best thrill,
the purest high of my entire life!
346
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,440
Feel it.
347
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,240
Feel it. Feel it, lad.
That energy, that strength!
348
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,840
That's how we lived.
That's how we got through it.
349
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,520
Grasp every opportunity.
350
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,840
Take it and squeeze every second
out of every minute,
351
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,560
out of every hour, out of every day,
352
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,960
-knowing it could be your last.
-[echoing] No!
353
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,520
[Reggie] Every bullet
that whistled through the air,
354
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,200
every streak of fire
that flew from the enemy guns,
355
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,720
could mean you'd be over, like that.
356
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,320
-[explosion]
-[Reggie] Faces melted,
357
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600
blown apart, torn limb from limb.
358
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,520
-The screams, the pleas.
-[screaming]
359
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,960
[Reggie] You would not tell
with such high zest
360
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,160
to children
ardent for some desperate glory
361
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:36,360
the old lie:
"Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori."
362
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,400
My sister's just been sent to Afghanistan.
363
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200
I'm sorry.
364
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,400
But that's how it is.
365
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,840
[giggles]
366
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,560
[giggles]
367
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,600
[giggles]
368
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,280
The nutter's flipped again.
369
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,600
-Karen, what the fuck?
-What?
370
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,720
There's a free Engie Benjy
in selected boxes.
371
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,400
He's Connor's favourite.
372
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,160
Not our lucky day... hey?
373
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,440
Sorry about the mess.
374
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,560
Hey, hey.
How much did you get for her? [laughs]
375
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,520
[sighs] You okay, kiddo?
376
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,280
I, uh...
377
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,840
hear you've got a new friend.
378
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,320
[sighs]
379
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,520
Where'd you get the cash for all that?
380
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,000
Used my dinner money.
381
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,200
You get free meals.
382
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,320
-How did the interview go?
-All right. Okay.
383
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,520
Good. I dunno.
384
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,360
Well, they'd be stupid not to take you on.
385
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,520
What does a head cleaner do, anyway?
Get a bigger brush?
386
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,520
You did the right thing.
He needs to stand on his own two feet.
387
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,600
Chucking your own brother
out on the streets?
388
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,520
Homophobe!
389
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,040
What can I get for ya?
390
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,720
[Maxine laughs]
391
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800
[Ian] Two pints. Vodka and coke.
392
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,640
He said anything about me?
393
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,280
Only that you made him very welcome.
394
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,160
Considering he's a royalty-loving,
right-wing nonce,
395
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,760
-your dad's quite a laugh. Innit?
-You've met me dad?
396
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,640
Met? He was Sonny to my Cher.
397
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,400
Portland Street Hotel. We're barred.
398
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,400
It's nice to know
he's busy enjoying himself.
399
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,000
I don't think he's coping very well.
400
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,280
That's why he needed
some medicinal support.
401
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,360
Listen. As much as we care about our kids,
402
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,720
we don't always do
the right thing by them.
403
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,320
Even I have been neglectful on occasion.
404
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,320
He doesn't give a shit about me.
405
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,000
-He never has.
-You see, that's where you're wrong.
406
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,000
You leaving home and living with us
was a kick in the teeth for him.
407
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,280
Said so himself.
408
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,960
Listen, you're gonna have to act straight
when you're serving.
409
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,800
Good job I left my Lycra hot pants
at me dad's, innit.
410
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,680
The punters aren't used to it.
Don't usually get arse-bandits round here.
411
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,000
I'm not the only bloke here
who gets a stiffy
412
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,240
watching the rugby league.
413
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,400
[whispers] Hi, son.
414
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,880
[doorbell rings]
415
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,520
Excuse me.
416
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,600
What the fu...
417
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,800
What?
418
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Your mother's left me up shit creek.
419
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,320
When did you last eat?
420
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,240
Can't remember.
421
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,280
Right, get your arse in the bath.
Tea'll be ready when you come down.
422
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,160
And chuck your dirty washing downstairs.
423
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,320
[Joe] Did "time-outs" tonight.
424
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,800
Leaving a situation
whenever you start to feel uptight.
425
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,600
Yeah, well, I think it's a load of
touchy-feely bollocks.
426
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,840
Well, it's working.
As you've already seen.
427
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,480
I can see why your Liam
likes goin' that old boy's house.
428
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,720
Spoiling him rotten.
429
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,360
Bags of sweets and...
430
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,080
Thought he'd be chuffed, but...
431
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,160
he looked far from chuffed
when I just saw him.
432
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,080
-[thud]
-[grunts]
433
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,080
-[Frank laughs] Vroom!
-Frank!
434
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,320
-What are you doing with that?
-[chuckling] Found it in the yard.
435
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,080
[Frank imitates speeding car]
436
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,680
-Why's the old bloke giving sweets?
-[Frank] Button it up, Jenson.
437
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,200
-Might be a perv, Liam.
-Evolution passed you by, didn't it, Carl?
438
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,680
-Has he touched you?
-Yeah.
439
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,720
-[Carl] Where?
-Living room, kitchen...
440
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,680
-Where?
-Here! In here!
441
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,200
Carl, you can't go accusing people...
442
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,280
Look what happened
443
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,120
when everyone thought
you murdered that lad.
444
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,080
-[mocks her Irish accent]
-He's helping with my history project
445
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,680
and is one of the few people
not always on my back!
446
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760
What's it about?
447
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,200
World War Il?
448
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,000
-What a bloody waste of time that was!
-Frank!
449
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,200
Well, what is the point of us winning?
450
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,280
Might not be able to hear
the sound of marching jackboots
451
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,640
[imitates German accent]
but it's still oppression.
452
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,720
Might be best if you don't
go round there anymore, love.
453
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,360
-We can help you with your project.
-[Frank] Pathetic fucking mates.
454
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,760
It makes you wonder why
all those fucking brave soldiers
455
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,600
gave their lives,
456
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,800
-when you look at the modern landscape...
-[Liam sighs]
457
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,840
...of loutishness and disorder!
458
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,000
[emotive music]
459
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,360
It's going cold.
460
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,640
I'm not hungry.
461
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,160
Whatever.
462
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,480
You know, Bruce is still the same person.
463
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,800
He's queer.
464
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,760
It's not what I hoped for.
465
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,560
What every father hopes for.
466
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,320
Why make up a pathetic lie
about Ian being a doctor?
467
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,520
My school reports all said the same thing.
468
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,000
-"Maxine lacks confidence."
-I've only ever encouraged ya.
469
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,080
Shouting at me
for coming second at sports day?
470
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160
You could've won.
471
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,280
I got Ian to lie because I wanted you
to think I'd made something of meself.
472
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,640
Don't blame me for your under-achieving,
you never pushed yourself.
473
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,360
I'm a glorified cleaner at that hospital.
I clean floors like no other.
474
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,760
I take pride in my work.
475
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,280
I applied for a promotion
to be head cleaner.
476
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,400
I didn't get it.
477
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,920
My boss said I lacked confidence.
478
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040
I tried ringing Mum, her phone's dead.
479
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,360
[Bruce] Ah, I bet you're dead pleased,
seeing all the boys settled down.
480
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,680
It's just this one to marry off now.
481
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,960
Not brought any women home
to your mam lately?
482
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,640
[Mimi] No, he keeps 'em all to himself.
Heard all about them, though.
483
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,760
-Oh, yeah?
-Well, there was that fiery redhead.
484
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,960
-Got a bit obsessive, didn't she, son?
-Yeah.
485
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,760
[Mimi] Then there was
that stunning blonde, but she dumped him.
486
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,640
Sat in his room
listening to Whitney for weeks.
487
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,600
-Aw, bless!
-[Mimi chuckles]
488
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,240
-Want another beer?
-Anyone'd think you're keeping tabs on me.
489
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,440
-[warped voice]
-[Micky sobbing]
490
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,960
Sorry, son.
Can't have a screamer collecting debts.
491
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,240
[screaming] No! No!
492
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,200
Couldn't get rid of you last night.
493
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,480
Shame you fell asleep cos me and your mum,
we were up talking for hours.
494
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,000
I want a word with you, soft lad!
495
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,400
[strains]
496
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,200
[Micky sobs]
497
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,840
No! [blood-curdling scream]
498
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,240
What's this I've heard
about you not flushing after a shit?
499
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,840
-Anyone'd think you were dragged up!
-[Micky sighs]
500
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,280
[Girls Aloud ringtone playing]
501
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,160
-[choir on record player]
-[hissing of air]
502
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200
[grunts]
503
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,560
Silly cow burnt my school shirt.
504
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,040
-Been getting the rise taken all day.
-Oh, get some new ones, huh?
505
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,400
I can't take it with me.
506
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,160
My brother says you could be a pervert.
507
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,480
[laughing] He's right.
508
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,840
But I haven't got the energy, lad.
You're safe.
509
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,040
I know.
510
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,000
[Gregorian chant music playing]
511
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,560
-Can I turn it up?
-[Reggie] Yes.
512
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,000
[air hissing]
513
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,680
-Aren't you a bit hot in all that?
-I'm fine.
514
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,400
We must never judge a man by his actions
until we know his motives.
515
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,080
I'm 84.
516
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,200
You can't show me anything
I've not seen before.
517
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,440
Take it off.
518
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,159
What little test
have you got for me today?
519
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,120
I've realised
I've been wanting everything me own way.
520
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:13,520
And so you should.
521
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,000
What you need is stability.
522
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,239
-I just need time.
-Got any extra-long?
523
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,360
Bottom shelf.
524
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,480
I thought
you weren't buying 'em here anymore.
525
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,960
We cleared Cost Chopper out.
We've had a few stag dos.
526
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,199
Can't we just go back to the way we were?
527
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,719
No.
528
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,719
I'll only ever be just a fuck to you.
529
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,000
I want more. A wife, family.
530
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,360
If I can't have a future with ya,
531
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,639
then I'll have to have it
with someone else.
532
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,680
[Lillian] Have you not got any ribbed?
I like to treat me girls now and again.
533
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,240
Keeps the morale up.
534
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,440
She's forgot her milk, dozy cow.
535
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,720
It's Debbie's. My sister.
536
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,040
[grunts in recognition]
537
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,400
It's the wife's.
538
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,760
I've worn it since the day she died.
[chuckles]
539
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,200
Here.
540
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,520
[panting]
Reminds me of all we had, though.
541
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,840
She's just that bit closer.
542
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,280
A ring's symbolic.
543
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,880
There's no beginning... no end.
544
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,120
I dunno what the fuck
wearing a dress is all about, though.
545
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,600
I can still smell her perfume.
546
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,200
The house used to smell of it
on a Saturday night.
547
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,960
Doesn't anymore, though.
548
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,840
I hope she makes it.
I hope she's one of the lucky ones.
549
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,040
Fetch the milk, would you?
550
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,440
[foreboding music]
551
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,880
[sighs]
552
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,520
[Reggie struggles to breathe]
553
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,920
Help me up, would you?
554
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,480
[Reggie whimpers]
555
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,920
[whimpering]
556
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,760
[Reggie cries out]
557
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,920
-I'm sorry, lad. I was--
-I know what you were doing.
558
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,440
-I trusted you!
-Just--
559
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,520
I trusted you!
560
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,880
[downbeat music]
561
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,640
[woman] I just can't stand it
when you're in the supermarket
562
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,800
and somebody walks in front of ya.
And you think, hold on a minute. Fuck off!
563
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,200
I've been here ten minutes.
564
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,720
[all talking indistinctly]
565
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
[facilitator] Excuse me. Can I help you?
566
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,040
I'm Karen Pritchard. Joe's wife.
567
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,400
There's a room at my place if you want it.
568
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960
-That you making a pass at me?
-No! You're not my type.
569
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,280
Take it or leave it.
570
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,200
Just stop threatening me,
cos there's only so much I'll take.
571
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,040
Look, the thing about addicts is
572
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,680
they're just running away
from who they really are
573
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,960
and what they hate about themselves.
574
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,960
Just talk to him, calmly, civilised.
575
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,480
Bruce.
576
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,800
Why can't you be a man
and just admit that you're a faggot?
577
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,000
Although, I realise that's
a contradiction in terms.
578
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,680
Okay.
579
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,160
I'm a big, fucking, screaming faggot.
580
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,560
That's not quite what I meant.
581
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,360
Effective!
582
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,720
I just...
583
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,800
snap, see red.
584
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,360
And I've gotta sort it out,
585
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,000
cos I can't keep fucking up
all my relationships.
586
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,120
When I started seeing her
587
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,000
it was a complete head fuck,
588
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,240
cos...
589
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,800
I'd never felt like that
about anybody before.
590
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,760
I made out it was just a bit of fun,
591
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,000
cos I was shit scared.
592
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,320
[facilitator] Tell your wife.
593
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,240
I just want to get away from here.
594
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,760
A new life, whatever it takes.
595
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960
Free from the past.
596
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,960
After all this time...
597
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,000
we deserve a chance at happiness.
598
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,840
The three of us.
599
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,520
You, me and our son, Connor.
600
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,720
[clears throat]
601
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,360
Why are we here?
602
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,960
Cos there's a right bloody draught
in that lounge.
603
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,840
I meant, why are we here?
604
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,120
Oh.
605
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,640
I don't think
there is one definite reason.
606
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,560
Just got to find your own.
607
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,800
How?
608
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,160
Well... through your actions.
609
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,440
Making the world a better place
for your family and your mates.
610
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,440
'Specially when they need you most.
611
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,640
-Where are you going?
-Reggie's.
612
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,840
I'm sorry, Liam, no.
613
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,640
I was walking by earlier and I saw you...
614
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,640
in the dress.
615
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,040
What?
616
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,120
-No, Carl! Carl, no!
-You can't go jumping to conclusions!
617
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,240
-Where does he live?
-No! Oh!
618
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,880
[screaming] Where does he live?
619
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,040
-Libby?
-Don't!
620
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,720
I'll find him and I'll kill him.
Keep him 'ere.
621
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,000
[music playing on TV]
622
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,080
I need to see him.
623
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,200
I need to.
624
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,920
[remote beeps]
625
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,920
No, Mum, stop. Don't do that.
626
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,920
You know it...
627
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,640
[devious music]
628
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
[door opens]
629
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,440
["Variations On An Original Theme,
Op. 36: IX" by Nimrod on record player]
630
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,920
It was just a bloody hug, lad.
631
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,000
I know.
632
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,280
[breathing heavily]
633
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,000
[music continues playing]
634
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,720
You need to get up.
It'll make you feel better.
635
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,720
It's too late.
636
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,440
No time.
637
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,040
Bags of time!
638
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200
Open the fucking door, now!
639
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,760
Open the fucking door, now!
640
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,120
Open the fucking door! Open the door!
641
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,440
-[Frank] Liam! Liam!
-[Libby] Carl, no.
642
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,440
-[Libby] Stop!
-[Frank] Liam, get out here!
643
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,360
-[screams]
-Just get up.
644
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,040
Walk around the room a bit. Come on!
645
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,040
[yelling continues outside]
646
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,160
Get up!
647
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,840
[plane engine rumbles]
648
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,560
[music becomes louder]
649
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,400
[Liam laughs]
650
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,000
[both laughing]
651
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,960
[music crescendos]
652
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,720
[plane engine rumbles]
653
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,000
[music stops abruptly]
654
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,120
He didn't.
655
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,840
He didn't, Carl.
656
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,680
-[Libby] We should call the police.
-Not yet.
657
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,000
[emotive music]
658
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,200
[Liam]
People are always gonna leave eventually,
659
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,520
no matter how much you don't want them to.
660
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,440
That's why you gotta enjoy them
while they're here.
661
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,360
Doesn't matter how much time
you actually spend with someone,
662
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,640
it's the fact you've spent time
with them at all that's important.
663
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,120
I'm gonna be a fireman.
I've only got one more test to pass.
664
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,040
Give it up, son. You'll never make it!
665
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,880
Beat my drum, Dad.
Don't beat me into the fucking ground.
666
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,520
You wanna get down Ian's boxing club,
Ches. Take some of that out on a bag.
667
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,080
-You hittin' this hard cos it's me?
-Too right.
668
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,360
[crowd cheers]
669
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,520
-You can carry a tune, can't ya?
-Been known to.
670
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,200
Been known to murder a few, too.
671
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,120
Used to love my singing,
said I had the voice of an angel.
672
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,080
-[Maxine shouts indistinctly]
-[Ian] Jock!
673
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,200
[Micky screaming] No!
674
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,360
-[Micky screams in pain]
-Micky! [sobs]
675
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,440
["Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley plays]
676
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,440
♪ Ever since I was little ♪
677
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,080
♪ Ever since I was little
It looked like fun ♪
678
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,640
♪ And it's no coincidence I've come, mmm ♪
679
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,600
♪ And I can die when I'm done ♪
680
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,280
♪ But maybe I'm crazy ♪
681
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,400
♪ Maybe you're crazy ♪
682
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,960
♪ Baby, we're crazy ♪
683
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,800
♪ Probably... ♪
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