All language subtitles for Shameless.S07E06.Episode.6.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP.2.0.H.264-CHDWEB_track3_[eng]1

[intro music]

[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!

Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives

they were given by him upstairs.

And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.

[shouts] Stay away!

What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?

Cos this, people reckon, and me included,

is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,

to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.

These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.

We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.

You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.

[all laughing]

Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers

who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.

Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!

Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!

[laughing]

Scatter!

Party!

[music fades out]

["Vesti la Giubba
(Ridi Pagliaccio)" playing]

[Paddy] They say it's about duty,
this fatherhood thing.

And love.
Being there for them in times of need.

Well, I've done my duty
and proved my love, time and again.

Happily, no question.

But what happens when your duty's done,

when they don't need you anymore and all
that's left is the knackers' yard?

What happens then?

[chatters and laughing]

Who could blame a man for wondering
what different roads he might have taken?

And who'd begrudge him
a second stab at happiness

if he was lucky enough
to be given the chance?

[Paddy turns music off]

Thank fuck for that.
Me head's splitting.

I know all this is a bit, er, unexpected.

I'm grateful to you all for coming.

Thing is, there's something
I need to tell you.

-You're not dying are you?
-He's coming out of the closet.

[Kelly laughs]

I've met someone.

-Her name's D'reen. D'reen Savage.
-Sounds like a drag act.

-We're gonna live together.
-[Mimi] That's what all this is in aid of,

to tell us you're moving some floozy in?

Should have saved
your energy and our time.

Please, Mimi.

Please?

[Shane] Me and Kell aren't moving out.

No.

-I'm moving out.
-Where to?

We haven't decided yet.

But away from here.
Maybe as far as Wilmslow.

And what's gonna happen
to the family business

-when you sail off into the sunset?
-You can have it.

Run it between yous.

A parting gift.

[Micky] You're not just gonna sit here
and listen to this bollocks are you?

What do you want
me to do?

[Micky] Well, tell him you want him
back!

Give it another go!

[door slamming]

I'll stick the kettle on.

What happened to the kitchen?!

[Liam] I put it
in the washing machine and it shrank.

Bailiffs.

We're behind on the HP payments.

What the fuck are we buying on HP?

[Liam] Telly, DVD, washer,
fridge, cooker, microwave, carpet.

You, whatever your name is.
First rule. Tell him.

Never let the bailiffs in.

I showed you them. I tried to get you
to do something about them

and you weren't interested!

[Liam] So, now they've handed the debts
over to the bailiffs.

We've got 21 days to raise the money
we owe, then we can get our stuff back.

You have turned
into one massive disappointment!

[D'reen chuckles]

-[police siren sound]
-[dogs barking]

[thump]

[Paddy sighs]

Mimi, it's four o'clock
in the morning.

We need to talk about Roscoe.

-What about him?
-He's been sniffing round The Jockey.

No way.

We've an agreement.

He stays off The Chatsworth,
I stay out of Moss Side.

It's a truce.

Based on what?

Go on and do it.

-[Roscoe screams]
-Go on!

Based on a Cold War doctrine
of mutually assured destruction.

[Mimi] Roscoe and Glasgow McRae
have made a deal.

Roscoe supplies McRae with cocaine

[Mimi] and McRae supplies him
with a lot of money.

150 grand.

And you're gonna rob it.

-[Paddy scoffs] Mimi, listen, I'm not--
-No, you listen to me.

Apart from Micky,
nobody wants to take over the business.

This is it for the Maguires.

The final curtain.

And the way I see it, it's the least
you can do to leave us financially secure.

Do that and you can go.

Think of it as a combined retirement fund
for yours truly

and a start-up fund for
your children.

I've kept Roscoe away
from you and the boys.

He doesn't know them.

But once he can identify them.

Once they've...

Taken 150 grand from him...

He's gonna come looking.

Not necessarily.

[Paddy scorns]

[Mimi] You should've buried him years ago.

[suspenseful music]

Breakfast of champions.

All contributions are welcome, Frank.
Even yours, believe it or not.

Clear off.
Charity begins at home.

That's what it's for, you plonker.
Your home.

Buy you a kettle and some cups and stuff.

Who said community was dead?

-Any chance of a sub? I said I'd--
-[Shane] No, there isn't.

-Come on. We're going.
-What?

[sad music]

Pint, please, Mimi, and an orange juice.

[Frank] Oh, my God! What did you expect?

You've hurt his pride,
dented his fragile masculinity.

Then you come in here, all lovey-dovey,
flaunting the fact.

We're not flaunting anything.

[Frank] Well,
it's not how he sees it, is it?

[Mimi] Here you go.

Don't let your dad get his hands on it.

Thanks.

-[Kelly] Go on, then.
-Roscoe.

-Are we in?
-Too fucking right we're in.

Not me.
This is my life, right here.

How scary is this Roscoe guy?

[Jamie puffs]

[Shane]Yeah,
but think what we can do with dosh.

We'll get you off your back at Lillian's,
open a place of our own.

We're in.

-Where's Connor?
-[Karen] Asleep.

You'll have to watch him.
I'm going swimming.

Swimming?! What's wrong, Jamie?

Can't he spend a bit of time with his dad?

Not when his dad's pulling pints
behind the bar, he can't.

[Karen] Looked to me like
you were chatting.

Or should I say planning?

I retired from the family business
way back and you know that.

[Jamie] I'm not going back,
that's a promise.

[indie music playing]

[phone beeping]

[suspenseful music]

[lad] Come on, come on,
leave it, leave it!

-[lad 1] Come on, lucky dice! Lucky dice!
-[all] Come on! Oh!

[lad 2] Try again.
Double up, double up. Come on.

[Joe] All right, Liam?
Fancy a flutter? Fiver minimum.

Yeah, all right.

[lad 2] Ten down, ten down.
Come on. Let's see your money. Come on.

[lad 2] Here we go.
Are you ready for the eight?

[Joe] All right, let's have some quiet.

Come on. Seven.

-[Liam] Yes!
-[lad2] You lucky bastard!

[lads scoffing]

Hang about, Liam.

[suspenseful music]

-[man 1] It's too much for me, man.
-I'm out.

Nah, I'm out.

Are you bluffing?!

You are, aren't you?

[man sighing]

-Can you lend me some more money?
-[scoffs] You're skinning me here.

I'll give it back once I've won.

[men laughing]

[suspenseful music]

[man] No! No! You're joking! Fuck!

[men laughing in surprise]

-[man] Good on you!
-You weren't bluffing.

[Joe] But I was.

[man scorning]

[Joe] Sorry, Liam, you lose.

[Joe] I can lend you some more money
if you're still feeling lucky.

[Joe] Chalk this one up
to experience then, yeah?

-What about the extra hundred?
-[Joe] It was a loan.

[Joe] You can pay me back whenever.

Say, um... Wednesday?

[salsa music playing]

Oh my God!

[people clapping]

I wanted to see if she actually existed.

Here you go.

-Congratulations.
-I know, we're through to the finals.

[Doreen] You should have said
Mimi was coming.

I didn't know.

I saw him coming in.

Well, it's lovely to finally meet ya.

[Doreen] Patrick's told me
so much about ya.

[Mimi] And you must have an ex somewhere
in your murky past, Doreen?

Divorced. A long time ago.

-Kids?
-No way.

I'm far too selfish,
too wrapped up in the arts, you know.

Theatre and opera.

Although my first love is the salsa.

Or it was me first love.

[Doreen chuckles]

There's an old Cuban saying, right.
That's where it's from, the salsa.

That when you're on your knees
and your heart's broken in two,

that's when the spirit of salsa comes in
and it finds you and it heals you.

-So where did you two meet?
-Community centre, of all places.

D'reen was giving dance lessons
for the rejected and terminally needy.

Nice!

I'll just go to the little girls' room.

None of this was done to make you jealous.

There's an old Liverpool saying, Paddy,

that when you've got your head
too far up your arse,

you won't smell the shit anymore.

This is your mid-life crisis, not mine.

[Mimi]Time for a reality check.

Reality's ok for a holiday,
but you wouldn't want to live there.

All I want from you is to make sure
my boys are ready to handle Roscoe

and whoever comes after him!

It won't be subtle.

Subtle won't do with Roscoe.

So we're gonna proper work him over then?

[sighing] A bit more final than that, son.

If he sees your faces,
you'll be marked men.

It'll be him or you.

So we go in armed to the teeth
and we go in brutal.

And for that, I need to know
that you can handle a gun.

[Paddy] Load it, aim it, and make it safe.

-Other way!
-[gun clicking]

Breach it.

-Hang on a minute, you want to, er--
-[gun shooting]

[glass shattering]

Fucking hell!

I said aim, not fucking shoot!

[man] What the fuck?! Fuck!

Fuck!

[Paddy sighs heavily]

What the hell was I thinking?

[Paddy sighs]

Right.

From here on, you two
just concentrate on surveillance.

-Oh, what?
-I want to know who Roscoe meets.

Where he goes.

People, places, times.

Got it?

-Got it?!
-[both] Yes.

[Paddy sighs]

And remember,

keep a low profile.

I heard, right,

that he tore the heart out
of some guy's chest with his bare hands

and ate it.

While it was still beating.

-Why?
-How the fuck should I know?

[Shane] He's a psycho.

[suspenseful music]

[Micky] That was close.

[police sirens]

Fuck.

Fuck.

-Has he gone?
-Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

[phone vibrating]

[baby crying]

-[Karen] Not seen you for a while.
-Thought that was how you wanted it.

-[Joe] Playing happy families.
-Doesn't mean I never want to see ya.

It's all too complicated for me.

When you want me and I mean want me,

you know where I am.

[Karen] You can have him
if you want, for an hour.

Not very nice, considering he's yours.

[bottles tinkling]

How come you try
and off-load him all the time?

-I don't know what you're talking about.
-[Joe] Yeah, you do.

[Joe] Every time you look at him,
it reminds you

[Joe] you were shagging me every chance
you got and you fucking loved it.

[Joe] And then you went
home and lied to poor old Jamie,

[Joe] and now
it's eating away at ya, the guilt.

Cos you want to do it again.

[Joe] Don't ya?

Fuck you, Joe.

Any time.

-[men laughing]
-[Roscoe] ...with that fucking lot...

[Shane] You know what?
This thing with me dad.

-The dancing. This woman he's met.
-Nah, it won't last.

Mam says it's a mid-life crisis.

Y'know some blokes grow a ponytail.
[laughs]

Or buy a huge motorbike
what they can't even drive.

[men chattering and laughing]

[Roscoe] I need a piss.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

McRae, how's Glasgow?

[Roscoe] It's always
fucking freezing up there, innit?

[Roscoe] The land the sun forgot.

[Roscoe] Uh-huh.

[Roscoe] Uh-huh.

[Roscoe] Tomorrow night, eight o'clock.

[Roscoe] Ferry Road.

[Roscoe] The old warehouse.
Do you know it?

[Shane gasps]

[Roscoe] The lads haven't got a satnav?

Fuck!

[Roscoe] Caught you.

Giving me the eye.

[Shane waffles]

[Shane] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?!

Nah, mate.

-We're leaving.
-What?

Now!

[spiritual music]

[Liam pants]

[Joe] Oi! Get your sticky
fingers out of my till.

[Joe] You thieving little toe-rag!

-Joe, I wasn't!
-Yes, you were!

-Are you in on this?
-What you on about?

-[Kelly] Hands off.
-Get off me.

[Kelly] Let him go!

-I wasn't stealing.
-He saw ya! I saw ya.

Liam!

[suspenseful music]

[Kelly] Thanks again,
I promise you, it will be sorted.

[man] Good.

-[Kelly] OK, bye.
-[man] Bye.

[door closes]

[Kelly] A truancy officer?

[Kelly] Look, I should be at work.

[Kelly] I only popped out
to get some veg,

so stop messing me about and talk.

I'm always late cos
I have to look after Stella and Dad.

When you're late, you get detention,

and that means I'm home late

and that causes
even more trouble with Stella and Dad.

-So it's easier not to go in.
-And does Frank know about this?

Don't tell him!

Let me.

[Kelly sighs loudly]

Why did you have your hands in Joe's till?

I needed money.

How much do you owe?

Liam.

I borrowed 50,

but when the interest
kicked in, it turned into 1,500.

[Liam] Now it's more
and I don't know what to do.

[sad music]

[tango playing]

Er, D'reen, let me introduce
you to my boys.

Shane, Micky. D'reen.

Hiya.

Micky.

I shouldn't have come.

[turns off music] No, stay.

I don't want to be in the middle
of you and your family, Patrick.

I'll sort it.

Show some respect!

Dad, about Roscoe.

-He's a hodgie.
-What?

He plays the pink oboe.
He's a receiver of swollen goods.

You shut the fuck up.

-What the fuck's he talking about?
-He's gay.

Gay?

[Paddy laughs]

I was at his wedding
and at his wife's funeral.

-He was in a gay bar.
-Probably didn't realise.

Oh! He shoved his cock at me
through a hole in a bog wall!

-What the fuck were you doing?
-That's not the point!

The point is the deal is happening
tomorrow, eight o'clock.

-Is this some kind of a wind-up?
-No.

You actually heard him say it?

-Eight o'clock?
-Yeah.

[tango playing]

-I can't make it.
-What?

[Paddy] I've promised
to be somewhere with D'reen.

I'm sorry. You're on your own.

If you could be anywhere in the world
right now,

anywhere at all, where would you be?

Where?

Here.

[Doreen chuckles]

You happy?

Happier, I think, than
I've ever been in my life.

We're good together.

Is your passport up to date?

I think so.

I don't belong here, Patrick,
not deep down, not in me soul,

and neither do you.

[Doreen] We need the heat
and the colour and the mystery.

I want us to go to Cuba.

[Paddy laughs]

We could get a late deal,
fortnight all-inclusive?

I was thinking the rest of our lives.

I don't love him.

Of course you love him.

You're just tired. Things'll get easier.

-No.
-[baby coos]

I look at him
and I don't even recognise him.

-[baby coos]
-Shh!

[Karen] I'm not seeing him.

I'm seeing stuff.

What sort of stuff?

Thoughts.

Bad thoughts.

[door knocking]

Go away!

[door opens]

You all right?

Karen?

She's fine.

Look, son...

[Paddy sighs]

I know how you feel about coming in
on the Roscoe job and I respect that.

-[Jamie scoffs]
-But hear me out.

Believe me, I wouldn't be
here if there were any other way.

But I...

Can't trust Micky and Shane with this.

Roscoe... will eat them for breakfast.

Why? What's happened?

I'm in the final of the salsa dancing
championship tonight at eight with D'reen.

[Jamie laughs]

-So blow her out, Dad.
-I can't.

Well, then, call the job off.

Then I'm letting the family
down, and your mother.

[Paddy gasps]

She'll never let me hear the last of it.

For fuck's sake!

[Jamie sighs]

-I want my money.
-You said Wednesday.

You've got till tonight,
do you understand?

Midnight, then I come looking for ya.

Empty your pockets.

All right, give us your bag.

Why?

-They're the school's.
-[Joe] Collateral.

You can have 'em back when you've paid me.

Listen, Jamie,

tell me to mind my own, yeah,

but I saw Karen yesterday
and she didn't look too bright.

[Joe] To be honest,
I was worried about her.

-I don't think she's coping.
-Don't worry about it. She's fine.

[till slamming]

Jamie.

Your dad talked you round then?

-You OK with it all?
-Fine.

You get caught, you go down,
you don't come back.

Don't worry.
I'll make sure there's no witnesses, yeah.

Yes, love?

Yeah, I've just seen a guy nicking a car.

A silver BMW.

Yeah, I've got
the number plate and everything.

[Paddy sighs]

I'm telling ya,

your customers are gonna be bouncing
off the walls with that shit.

Give McRae my best.

-[Roscoe] Tell him...
-[briefcase closing]

he's welcome in Moss Side
any time, as my guest.

[man] Nice one.

[suspenseful music]

[police sirens approaching]

[car breaking]

Come on, then!

Eh! Dickheads!

[policeman 1] They've nicked
the bloody car!

[policeman 2] Bastards.

[phone ringing]

Yeah.

Good.

And Jamie, thanks.

[Roscoe snorts loudly]

[gasping] Oh! Wow!

[police sirens approaching]

Hello, officers.
What seems to be the problem?

This here's private property, mate.

I thought I was at a party.

[Roscoe] I thought we'd do a bit--
Hey, that's a bit fucking previous!

Shut the fuck up!

Hang on. I know you.

[Shane and Roscoe pant]

[Shane moans]

[Jamie groans]

-[Shane groans]
-[Jamie screams]

-Give me the fucking key!
-[Jamie screams]

-Give me the key!
-[Jamie screams]

[Micky] Make my fucking day!

[Jamie] Give it here, mate.
Get the money!

-When I find out who you fuckers are!
-Night, night.

[Shane] Shoot him. Do it.

[police sirens approaching]

You didn't get rid of the tracking device?

What's a tracking device?

[Jamie] Fucking hell, come on!

[Jamie, Shane and Micky laughs]

[police sirens approaching]

[Roscoe] Fuckers!

[salsa music]

-How long we got?
-[Doreen] Time enough for this.

[suspenseful music]

[people chattering]

[rock music]

[Kelly and Mimi gasp]

Here, shove that in till.

Nice one!

[Mimi switches music off]

Happy hour, drinks on the house!

[people cheering]

[Maxine] Right, that's me.

I'm off to squeeze into a rubber nun's
outfit and get pissed out my brain.

-See you tomorrow.
-Have a good one.

[Maxine] Karen?

What are you doing here?

[Maxine] Karen!

Dad, I have to tell you something.

You're running away to join the Taliban?

I can't look after you
and Stella on my own. It's not fair.

Well, get Carl to help ya.

-I need you to help.
-[Frank] I need another drink.

[Fran] Whoa! Fuck. Ship to shore.

Hey!

This won't make you happy, you know.

[Frank slurs] Well, it will, temporarily.
You're just anaesthetising yourself.

[slurring] Women,
they'll just break your heart.

Fuck off!

-[Frank falling on the floor]
-Come here.

Everyone knows you're a crap dad.
Don't you even care?

-[slurring] I love my family!
-Rubbish.

I can't wait till I'm old enough
to get away from ya.

Well, go!

[Frank] What you waiting for, then?
Just fuck off, why don't ya?

Cos I can't! You've got to do something
about all the trouble we're in.

-[Frank] Shut the fuck!
-Dad!

Has a girl just passed you?
Jeans, dark hair?

[nurse] No, sorry.

[suspenseful music]

Karen?

[Maxine] What is it? What's happened?

Karen, are you ok?

I could never do anything to harm him.

Who are you talking about?

Karen, where is he?

Where's Connor?
What have you done with him?

Sick of being a nun, me.

-Shite, innit?
-[Kelly] Mimi.

It's fake, innit?

[Mimi turns music off]

Happy hour's over. Drink up.

-[people scorning]
-[Mimi] You can fuck off!

[Liam] I've been gambling too.

I owe him 100 quid
and he wants it back, right now.

He's got my school books

and if I don't get them back,
that'll be more money I owe.

I don't know what to do
and it's all your fault!

[Liam screams]

Oh, fuck! I'm sorry, Liam.

Come on, then, you fucker!
Have a go at someone your own size!

[Carl] Come on then, dickhead.

-Get off me!
-Whoa!

-[Carl] Fuck off
-[Micky] Whoa!

[Carl] Piss off back to your girlfriend!
You old dickhead!

[Micky] Less of it, less of it Hey? Hey?

Liam?

Liam?

[Frank] Sorry.

Please...

forgive me!

[phone ringing]

-Yeah.
-We've been shafted.

Those tight-arsed Scotch bastards
were ripping Roscoe with dud money!

And what happens if he works out it was us

turning him over?

You're gonna have to forget
your happily-ever-after with Doreen.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do!

Turn the phone off, Patrick.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Karen?

Maxine?

You're with her now?

No.

Well, I'm... I'm busy.

What do you mean she's in a bad way?

[Paddy] Maxine. Calm down.

-Patrick Maguire and Miss Doreen Savage.
-Call Jamie.

She asked for me?

Hold on. What have I--

Come on, Patrick.

[people clapping]

[salsa music]

-Sorry.
-[Doreen] Patrick!

[Doreen] Patrick, please.

[Paddy] I'm sorry, all right?

[Maxine] She brought
him here so she could give him back.

She got it into her head
that Connor might not be hers.

[Maxine] The night sister
on the maternity ward's a mate.

She wasn't happy but she's let us take him
without any major fuss.

I persuaded her
not to call social services.

[Maxine] Told her
she got muddled up with the medication.

I'm out of my depth here.

[Maxine] She needs a really good sleep
and a bit of support.

And after that...

I don't know.

Thanks.

[sad music]

Hey, sweetheart, come here.

Come on, it's ok.

[Jamie] Joe warned me she was going
off the rails, or tried to.

I should have listened.

[Jamie sighs]

I need to speak to him, apologise.

I was too busy worrying about Roscoe
and his fake fucking money.

[Jamie] Fortunately for us,
he'll get at least ten for previous,

keep him off our backs.

[sad music]

[baby crying]

[Jamie sighs]

[sad music]

I've let you down today.

I'm sorry.

You came back, then?

[Paddy] It was something I had to do.

-It couldn't have waited?
-As it happens, no.

It was my daughter-in-law.
She needed me.

And what would happen if she needs you
when we're in Cuba?

I'm sorry.

We can do whatever we were gonna
do in Cuba right here.

I can't just walk away, D'reen.

-My family needs me.
-[Doreen] They don't need me.

[Doreen] They don't want me.

I'm sorry, Patrick.

[Doreen zipping bag]

[Doreen zipping bag]

[sad music]

[clapping]

[man] Come on.
Have you got no homes to go to?

Fuck... off.

[phone ringing]

Yeah?

[Liam]
If I die, does my debt die with me?

Huh?

[Liam] If I was to die,
would you write off my debt?

Who the f--

Liam? Is that you?

[Joe] Frank!

-Fucking now, Frank!
-Ok, Ok.

[suspenseful music]

[Frank] For crying out loud, Liam.

[Frank] I'm sorry, ok?
I don't know what came over me.

[Liam] Not good enough, Dad.

Li--

[Frank] Oh, fuck! No, no.

-Ste-- Steady, Liam. Liam!
-[Joe] Come on.

-Liam!
-Don't come any closer.

Get down, son.

Why should I?
What have I got to live for?

You've got your whole life ahead of ya.

[Frank] Just...

[Frank] Just think of all the great things
that you're gonna do,

all the stuff you're gonna achieve.

You can't just throw it away
because I acted like a twat.

-Come on.
-I'll jump!

All right, all right.

Just... I'm ashamed of what I did.

I've been lonely and...

I didn't know what there was left for me.

[chains shacking]

I was feeling sorry for meself.

As usual.

[Ian] Liam!

[Ian] Stay there!

Police, please.

[Frank] Ok, please, Liam.
Please, don't...

Don't hurt yourself just to punish me.

-[Frank] I'm not worth it.
-You said it.

-Cos it's true.
-You said I was a massive disappointment.

[Frank] What?!

[Frank] I didn't mean it. No,
you've never been a disappointment to me.

Not ever, not for one minute.

-What about the furniture and the debts?
-[Frank] The debts?

[Frank] Oh! We're not about the money!

And as for the furniture, I never liked
it in the first place.

I fucking hated it!

[Carl] Liam, if you don't get
down from there, I'll kick your arse!

[Frank] Just shut up, Carl.

If anything happens to him, I'll fucking
kill you!

[everybody screams and fights]

[everybody screams and fights]

-[Ian] Come on, now!
-[Carl and Frank shout]

Look at you all, fighting. Again!

-[Frank] Fucking hell. No, Liam!
-[Ian] Liam, no!

-[Ian] We only want to help ya.
-Stay away!

[Frank] All right, all right.

-[Ian] No, no, Liam, get down down!
-No, no.

Np! Listen!

We love ya,

we need ya.

[phone ringing]

-[everybody screams] Whoa!
-Whoa, whoa.

[Frank] Listen, Liam! Listen to me! Joe...

[Frank] Joe has got something to tell ya.

Haven't ya, Joe?

Get back!

Yeah.

That hundred quid?

Forget about it.

Ok? You don't owe me a penny.

[Joe] should have stopped ya,
ok? I took advantage.

-Is all this to do with you?
-[Ian and Joe] Shut the fuck up!

So, look, Liam. I've got a mate
who works in one of them MFI places?

[Joe] He'll sort you out, on me.

[Frank] Please, just Son, just come down.

I promise there'll be
no more cooking and cleaning

and running about after the rest of us.

We'll all chip in
and take the pressure off ya, eh?

-[Frank] How does that sound?
-Sounds great, dad.

-Trouble is I don't believe ya.
-I swear on me life!

[Liam] Dad, you've never kept a promise.

[screaming together] No!

What? I'm getting my mobile.

Don't forget, you two made a promise.

[baby cooing]

I'm loving the shirt.

[Kelly slurping]

It's very you.

D'you think?

[Paddy scoffs]

Me neither.

[Paddy] No-one ever said it was going
to be easy, being a parent, being a dad,

but they never said it was gonna be
this hard either.

You choose your road early
and you walk until one day, you realise

you've gone too far
to turn back and pick another.

[Paddy] Was it the great love of my life
or just a mid-life crisis?

Who knows? Maybe she was both.

And at my age, that's enough,
because the fact is I've lived my life,

lived it the way I wanted, no regrets.

And besides, we'll always have the salsa.

-They're here!
-[Chesney] It's the social!

I'm a marked man. Eyes following me
everywhere, waitin' to pounce.

[Paddy] You can't go running out the door
every time it get rough.

-[Jamie gasps]
-[Paddy screams]

Stay out of my fucking business, dad.

Are you leaving me?

Know thine enemy, Francis.

Libby...

Don't go! This is meant to be!

[Libby gasps]

[car horn honking]

[Micky] Yeah, bitch.

[Micky] First, I'm gonna bend
you over and slap your arse.

[Micky] Then I'm going to give you
such a seeing to,

you're gonna need
a rubber ring just to sit down.

[Micky] Ha-ha! Yeah.

[Micky] Oh, yeah! Mmm! Oh! Mmm! Ha-ha!

[Micky] Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm!

[Micky] Oh! Oh! Oh!