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It's 7:31. I almost filed
a missing persons report.
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I'm not that predictable.
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Oh, says the woman
whose standing order
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hasn't changed in three years.
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I can be flexible.
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Oh, good,
because today I made it
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with our new
light roast espresso.
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Let me know what you think.
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Great.
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- Mmm, mmm!
- Hmm.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Look at you, taking risks.
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It's...
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tangy.
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I can't have the customers
seeing you make that face.
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- I'll remake it.
- Thank you.
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Okay, those two
close to us.
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What do you think?
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Okay, I'm gonna say
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they've known each other
for two weeks.
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Agreed.
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No one plays footsie
after dozens of dates.
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I'm gonna guess...third date.
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Concur.
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How about the couple
by the door?
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Hmm, okay,
I'm spying wedding rings,
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but they're both
in their own world.
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I'm gonna guess this is def
part of their morning routine.
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They've definitely been
married for at least 20 years,
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and this is probably
their, like, 200th date.
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Somebody's blowing up.
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Oh, yeah, it's just my dad.
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He still hasn't figured out
that you can send
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more than one sentence
per text.
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He's just wishing me luck
on the pitch today.
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It's today?
Get it.
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I'm nervous.
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I've just been waiting
for the perfect time
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to approach my boss.
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I have a very carefully
prepared speech.
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A surprise to no one.
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You know, I think
today I'm just--
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I'm just gonna go for it.
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Remember, you are brave.
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I'm brave.
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- You are strong.
- I'm strong.
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You are the scrupulosity
of a brain surgeon
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and the blind competence
of a tween pop star.
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I have--
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aw, thank you.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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- Wish me luck.
- Okay.
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Get that bag, honey.
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I am strong. I am brave.
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I am a scrupulous
pop star surgeon.
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Whatever.
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Okay, you got this.
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Reason number one:
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it's important--nay, historic.
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Perfect.
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Can I have two minutes
of your time?
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Actually, now--
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I am the best person
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to take on the upcoming
First Lady profile piece.
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In this presentation, I will
map out the 19 1/2 reasons...
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19 1/2?
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That I am the most
experienced and knowledgeable
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writer to take on
this important--nay, historic
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interview for "Belle Fair."
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Reason number one--
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Kacey...
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I actually have
another assignment
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for you to tackle first.
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But I really have--
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And if that goes well,
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I'll consider you
for the First Lady piece.
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Okay, okay, sure.
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What is it?
Toxicity of hustle culture?
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Double standards
of women in the workplace?
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Oh, you know, actually,
I would love
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to cover the increasing
cultural irrelevance
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of beauty pageants.
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Okay, it's
a TokFlix celebrity.
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Say more words.
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@TheRomancingRyan
is a TokFlix celebrity
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that's known for his
dating advice for women.
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He has an upcoming book
that he'd like to promote,
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so we--you--are going to be
shadowing him for a week,
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writing a profile piece
on him and his work,
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and all that will lead up
to our L.A. singles night
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that "Belle Fair"
is sponsoring next weekend
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and that Ryan has
generously offered to emcee.
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With all due respect,
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I don't think
that I'm a good fit
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for some arrogant
TokFlix love doctor.
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My wheelhouse is more
topics that are actually--
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Kacey, I'd like you
to meet Ryan.
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The aforementioned arrogant
TokFlix love guru, was it?
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"Doctor."
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Nice to meet you
@TheRomanc--
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Ryan, you can
just call me Ryan.
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Well...
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This'll be fun.
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- My gosh.
- Hey, you okay?
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No.
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Is that The Romancing Ryan?
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What is he doing here?
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I'm profiling him.
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Seriously?
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Wait, you actually
know who he is?
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Everybody knows who he is.
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He has, like, 8 million
followers on TokFlix.
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Besides, what kind
of a social media manager
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would I be
if I didn't know that?
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Well, then maybe you should
be the one interviewing him.
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I'm a terrible fit
for this assignment.
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I'm not on social media
at all.
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I hate dating apps.
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Hey, don't knock 'em
till you've tried 'em.
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I mean, it's been
six months since--
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Ah! Hard pass.
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Those apps are too much
like grocery shopping.
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They reduced people
to commodities.
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I don't know, I wouldn't mind
grocery shopping so much
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if I could pick up
a snack like Ryan.
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Maisie, could you just--
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Sorry.
Okay, all I'm saying is,
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this assignment might not be
the worst thing.
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Okay?
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Sometimes it pays
to try something new...
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and muscly and...
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tall.
He's so tall.
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Okay, The Romancing Ryan.
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Who are you?
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All right, ladies, remember,
when you're dating someone,
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especially if you're
really into him,
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you make sure that you are
in the talking phase
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with at least
five other guys
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on the apps at the same time.
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He's gonna sense
that you have options,
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and he's gonna work
even harder to win you over.
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Works every time.
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Manipulative
and commitment-phobic.
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Also, ladies,
do not forget,
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always aim to be interesting
but not too interested--
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the fastest way to hook a guy.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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DaisyGirl136 commented
on my last video,
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"Ryan, any advice
for getting over heartbreak?"
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DaisyGirl, I'm sorry
that you've been
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going through a tough time.
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Bouncing back from heartbreak
can be brutal.
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And my best advice...
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is, you gotta get
back out there
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and get on the apps
as soon as possible, girl.
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If you wanna find love again,
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make sure to like, subscribe,
and follow for part two
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on this space.
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I'll be dropping more tips
and tricks all week.
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Ugh, God, unbelievable.
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How'd the pitch go?
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Did you slay?
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Oh, yeah, I slayed,
all right.
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If I by slay, you mean
I somehow managed to not get
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the profile I wanted, was
assigned to a different piece,
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and then met and insulted
my new subject
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all in one meeting.
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Screwing up a meeting
that bad is low-key impressive.
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Yeah, well, I'm nothing
if not an overachiever.
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Mm, anyway, I have to go.
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I have my first interview
with The Romancing Ryan
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this morning, so...
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Ooh, I love him.
Such a snack.
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Why do people
keep calling him that?
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Because he's got
a totally snatched body
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and a face to match.
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Snatched?
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Is that, like, a--
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Like, a TokFlix term
I should know?
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Aw, you have so much
to learn.
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Well, whatever it is,
I doubt Ryan is gonna be
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the one to teach it to me.
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His dating advice
is total garbage,
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and I need to write
a credible piece on him
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even if he's a total hack.
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- It's just--
- You got this.
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Just don't be distracted
by his devil-may-care smile
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and his artfully tousled hair.
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How many of his videos
have you watched?
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No comment.
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By the way,
are we still for tonight?
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'Cause I don't want you
to be alone on...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Maisie's cooking.
Bring the wine.
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You know it.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Hi, I'm Kacey Edwards.
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I'm here for
the "Belle Fair" interview.
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Dope, I'm Chris,
Ryan's brother.
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Come on in.
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He's doing a live feed
right now.
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Can I get you something--
kombucha, juice?
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Welcome back
to "The Romancing Ryan."
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I appreciate you all
for tuning in today.
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Last week,
we touched a little bit
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on how to reel in
that perfect guy,
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the guy that's out there
that's just meant for you.
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Today we're gonna talk
a little bit more
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about how you can do that
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through your dating app
profile.
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When setting up
your dating app profile,
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don't forget
to use my KISS method.
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That's K-I-S-S.
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know whom
you're trying to attract.
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interest him with
unique facts about yourself.
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state what you're
looking for in a partner.
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And S: show your
gorgeous self off
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with beautiful profile pics.
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He sure winks a lot.
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Oh, yeah, his fans eat it up.
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I mean, his practical advice
performs well,
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but his posts that go viral,
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they're more thirst trappy.
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Thirst trappy?
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Yeah, you know,
like no-shirt Toks.
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Every single one of us
on this planet...
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Anyway, his upcoming book
is gonna be a big test.
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It's dating advice for men,
you know,
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'cause his following
is mostly women.
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Shocking.
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All right, thank you again.
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Ladies, I appreciate you
tuning in every single week.
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I will be back next week
for the usual AMA.
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Thank you so much.
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I can send you
an advanced copy of the book.
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I'm kind of his assistant/
photographer/PR guy.
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That's a lot of hyphens.
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He'd be lost without me.
244
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I heard that.
245
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But seriously,
if he gives you any trouble,
246
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just let me know.
247
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,532
Oh, thank you, but I think
I can handle Sir Winks-a-Lot.
248
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,577
I can hear you.
I'm literally right here.
249
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,224
All right, Kaleigh,
what do you wanna know?
250
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It's Kacey, actually.
251
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And really, it's more about
252
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what the readers
of "Belle Fair" want to know.
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Okay, shoot.
254
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Is it all right if I record?
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Sure.
256
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,867
Okay, so, Ryan,
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you have built
a massive following online,
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sharing dating advice.
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Now, are you speaking
from personal experience
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when you create your content?
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How do you mean?
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Have you had
your own trials and errors
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in your dating life?
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I keep my personal life
private.
265
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,716
Well, sure,
but would you say
266
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that your own experiences,
your own dating foibles,
267
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,554
if you will, inform your work?
268
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What I mean is, I don't
discuss my dating life
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or my personal life.
270
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I keep that separate.
271
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And your reason
for that being?
272
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Do I need a reason?
273
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:38,776
No, but I'm sure
you have one.
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I'm here to discuss
my content and my book,
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not my--what did you call them,
my foibles?
276
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Oh, my--
277
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Oh, just pretend
I'm not here.
278
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I'm just taking BTS.
279
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874
Oh.
280
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,001
You know, let's just--
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Ryan, the readers
of "Belle Fair,"
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they can log on to social media
for free anytime
283
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and see your work,
but the reason
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00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,927
they're gonna read
this interview
285
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,847
is to get to know you
a little more personally.
286
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,432
And my job is to help uncover
a little bit
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00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,644
about what makes you you.
288
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,271
Is there a question in there?
289
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023
Okay, you know what?
290
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,275
Let's--
291
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,695
Let's just start over.
292
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,197
So what inspired you
to go the social media route
293
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,074
as a career?
294
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,326
I recognized it as an
opportunity to make a living
295
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,494
being creative
and helping people.
296
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,371
Helping people find love?
297
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,665
Well, I mean, sure.
298
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,167
Sure?
299
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,003
People go on dating apps
looking for different things.
300
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,005
I mean, sometimes love,
yeah, absolutely.
301
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591
But other times,
it's, you know, for attention,
302
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,510
affirmation,
distraction, even.
303
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,012
And what do you
look for on the apps?
304
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,474
You're like a dog on a bone.
305
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,226
Just for clarification,
306
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,062
I'm the dog in this scenario?
307
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,480
That's not how I meant.
308
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,524
Are you in the habit
of calling women dogs?
309
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,109
No, don't write that down.
310
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,320
No, no, you're taking that
out of context.
311
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,030
Chris, get--
312
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,407
All I'm saying is, you won't
leave well enough alone.
313
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,869
It's my job to press
for interesting details.
314
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,705
Yeah, and it's my job
to create content.
315
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,335
Look, if you wanna talk
about my work, my content,
316
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,045
my methods, I'm game.
317
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,588
I need that promotion
to help sell my book.
318
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,173
But nobody wants to buy
a book from some simp
319
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,967
who talks about himself
and his personal dating foibles
320
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,636
or whatever.
321
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,889
Respectfully, I disagree.
322
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,767
Well, respectfully, if you
wanna talk about my work,
323
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,977
feel free to ask more
questions, but if not,
324
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,021
it was nice meeting you.
325
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,356
Oh, excuse me.
326
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,857
That's not how this works.
This is my interview.
327
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,651
Are you always
this controlling?
328
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,196
Excuse me?
Okay, you know what?
329
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,572
If I seem controlling,
330
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,491
it's because my work
is important to me
331
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,286
because I care, because
integrity is important to me,
332
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,247
unlike you, who thinks that
the more followers and clicks
333
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,208
you can squeeze out of every
little hack you share online,
334
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,793
the better.
335
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,504
Oh, yeah, I have you
all figured out.
336
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,881
- Oh, you do?
- Yep.
337
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:10,886
You are so afraid
of being seen.
338
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,055
You share videos of yourself
online every single day
339
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,683
without sharing anything
remotely personal,
340
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434
because you're terrified
of being known.
341
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,480
Chris, dude, read the room.
342
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,898
Yep, sorry.
Got it.
343
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,652
You know,
that's rich coming from you.
344
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,278
And how is that?
345
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,280
You're the one who's afraid.
346
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,909
You're terrified of failing,
so you never even take risks.
347
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,911
In fact, I bet that you're
single because you refuse
348
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,205
to step outside of your
teensy little comfort zone
349
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,707
and date anybody.
350
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,417
How do you know
that I'm not in a happy
351
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,334
committed relationship?
352
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,877
Are you?
353
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,299
- That's besides the point.
- It's exactly the point.
354
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,217
Okay, you know what? Fine.
355
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,302
I am single,
but I will have you know
356
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,096
that I take risks.
357
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:58,142
Well, I recently...
ate an expired yogurt.
358
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,727
Okay, you know, I don't need
to explain my personal life
359
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,979
decisions to you,
but I will have you know
360
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,273
that I'm thriving
being single.
361
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,316
Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing says
that I'm thriving
362
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,194
like eating expired yogurt
alone while wearing a sad-,
363
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,487
sad-looking blazer.
364
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,947
This blazer isn't sad.
365
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,825
This blazer is yellow,
the color of happiness.
366
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,285
You look like a valet.
367
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,745
I feel like I should
be handing you my keys
368
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,830
and telling you not to scratch
my car down the street.
369
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,708
Okay, okay, you know what?
370
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,670
I do not need this.
371
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,716
Oh, oh, oh,
by the way,
372
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,842
good luck promoting your book
373
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,093
without an interview
in "Belle Fair."
374
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,970
Good luck getting
the First Lady profile
375
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,430
from your boss
without doing this piece first.
376
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,231
Bro, what are you doing
calling off the interview?
377
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,067
Are you insane?
378
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,860
If she writes
that you insulted her
379
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820
and called her
a control freak
380
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,656
or, worse, called her a dog,
381
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,033
that's career suicide, man.
382
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,367
She's not gonna do that.
383
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,329
Well, not to mention
"Belle Fair's" readership
384
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914
is huge.
385
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,041
We need that promotion
for your book.
386
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,877
You gotta fix it, man.
387
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,390
Kacey, wait.
388
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,392
I'm sorry, all right?
389
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,936
I can be
a little reactive sometimes
390
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,229
when pressed
for personal details.
391
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,563
A little?
392
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273
Look, maybe
there's a way that we
393
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,110
can make this a mutually
beneficial arrangement.
394
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,613
Let me set up your
dating app profiles.
395
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,573
What?
Absolutely not.
396
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,866
Let me finish.
397
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,285
If I set up your
dating app profiles
398
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,247
and if they work--
which they're gonna work--
399
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,623
then you have to say
that what I teach
400
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,750
is legit in your article.
401
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,627
It'll help sell my book.
402
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,003
And why would I do that?
403
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,302
If you agree to give it
a shot, I will--
404
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,888
I'll answer
any question you ask.
405
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,852
On the record?
406
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,106
Okay, fine.
407
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,358
Yeah, on the record.
408
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,901
Deal?
409
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,364
No.
410
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,324
I'm sorry, Ryan,
but I'm not willing
411
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,952
to make my dating life
your personal guinea pig.
412
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,297
Sorry, I just--I can't stop
thinking about how terrible
413
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,007
that interview went today.
414
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,593
Like, how bad
are we talking?
415
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,637
Like the interview
was cut short bad or...
416
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,097
Like I called him a coward
and he said this blazer
417
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,515
makes me look like a valet.
418
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,392
Oh, that's bad.
419
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,061
Yeah.
420
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:48,770
I have been meaning
to talk to you
421
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,730
about that blazer, though.
422
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,358
Hmm, must be Carter.
423
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,445
- Aah!
- Ooh.
424
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,156
Ooh, you okay?
425
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,783
Yes, I just--
I cannot stand him.
426
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,536
I meant your toe, but...
427
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,454
Hi, Carter.
428
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,372
You know what I
don't understand?
429
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,375
Why he thinks he's some sort
of sacred gift to women
430
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,961
sharing dating advice
like he's some sort of guru.
431
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,089
He's just so insufferable.
432
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,550
Interview went well,
I take it.
433
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,887
I'm sorry, he just
really got under my skin.
434
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,555
Well, he can get under mine.
435
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,975
Maisie, can you just--
for a minute?
436
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,227
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
437
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,145
I'll be serious.
I'll be serious.
438
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,524
So we gonna do this?
439
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,526
Do what?
440
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,862
The ceremonial burning
of your wedding invitations.
441
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,034
I lost my lighter.
442
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,038
Yeah, and honestly,
I was thinking about it,
443
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,248
and the coating on those things
444
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,208
is, like, super flammable
anyway,
445
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,002
so it's probably
just really bad idea.
446
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,965
For safety reasons.
447
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,136
Kacey, if you're
not ready or...
448
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,013
What?
No, I'm fine.
449
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,724
I'm fine.
450
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,726
Seriously, I'm great.
451
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,645
My wedding was supposed to be
today, but it doesn't matter.
452
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,854
I'm doing so great.
453
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,940
Honestly, I am thriving, so...
454
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,277
Oh, God! Ah!
455
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,949
She's thriving.
456
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,744
So let me get this straight.
457
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,788
All you have to do
is let a hot love expert
458
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,748
set up a dating profile
for you
459
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,251
so that you can meet
other hot men.
460
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,337
And in exchange, he'll answer
any questions you have.
461
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,465
Yes.
462
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,553
Does anyone else see the
downside of this arrangement?
463
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,721
I agree.
464
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,139
It's time for you
to get back out there,
465
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,432
and this seems like
the perfect way to do that.
466
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,143
No, there's nothing
perfect about it.
467
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,645
I'm just not ready, okay?
468
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,315
I had to rebuild my entire life
when I broke up with John.
469
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,528
And besides,
my dad just retired
470
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:04,406
and it's not really going
the way that he planned,
471
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,992
and I'm really busy with work.
472
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,244
Okay, I make time
for dating
473
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,954
and I work full-time
at "Belle Fair."
474
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,081
I just don't wanna be
pushed back into dating.
475
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,542
I wanna do it when I'm ready,
not because it
476
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,253
benefits The Romancing Ryan.
477
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:23,133
Fair, but wouldn't it
benefit you to prove him wrong?
478
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,429
Meaning?
479
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,349
You say he's a hack,
so try his methods
480
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,892
and prove he's a hack.
481
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,227
Then you can write
a compelling piece,
482
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,063
impress Angela,
and move on,
483
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,775
knowing the First Lady profile
is in the bag.
484
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,193
Yes.
485
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,364
Thank you.
486
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,282
I'll think about it.
487
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,100
Ryan,
Kacey, the magazine girl,
488
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,060
she's agreed to your deal,
489
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,978
and you better be nice to her.
490
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,230
Don't be all salty.
491
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,607
I'm never salty.
492
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,317
Who says "salty" anymore?
493
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,093
Good morning, Dad.
494
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,553
Morning, hon.
495
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,183
What's the retirement hobby
du jour?
496
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,018
Bird-watching.
497
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,395
- Oh, oh, look, look, look.
- Seriously?
498
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,272
Right there, right there.
Yeah.
499
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,401
You know, I just
can't putter around
500
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,529
the house by myself all day,
you know?
501
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,822
All right, well,
I really took you
502
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,949
more for a bowling kind of guy.
503
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,619
Yeah, well, one new thing
at a time, huh?
504
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,079
Mom would be impressed.
505
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,915
Are you sleeping okay, Dad?
506
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,625
Are you eating well?
507
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,545
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
508
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,714
I just don't think
retirement's for me, you know?
509
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,591
Really? Well, are you ready
510
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,218
to get out there
and look for some...
511
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:36,349
Indigenous bird species
of Southern California.
512
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,393
Wow, apparently, the most
common species in this area
513
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,604
is the Setophaga palmarum,
514
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,355
otherwise known
as the palm warbler.
515
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,691
Dad, you know
that's not what I meant.
516
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,945
Hey, I'm not trying
to pressure you.
517
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:53,533
I want you to get out there
whenever you're feeling ready.
518
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,369
And know that I support you
no matter what.
519
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,579
Thanks.
520
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,294
Well, I could say
the same to you.
521
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,171
When are you gonna get out
there and start dating again
522
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,089
or go steady or...
523
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,674
Going steady?
524
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,051
Well, I don't know
what you guys call it.
525
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,135
I don't really
know either, but I'm
526
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,470
pretty sure it's not that.
527
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,972
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
528
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,474
- It's--it's my boss.
- No, no, no.
529
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,475
Take it, take it.
I'm gonna go over here.
530
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,101
- Yeah.
- Okay.
531
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:22,479
Hi, Angela.
532
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,523
Angela? Oh, yes.
533
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,775
You know, it's going great.
534
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,777
Now, remember, we are in
a botanical garden,
535
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,655
So I ask you, please do not
pick the flowers, okay?
536
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:37,202
Also remember
to tread softly, okay?
537
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,413
We're looking for some
lesser-known species today.
538
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:43,333
Commonly in this area,
you're gonna see finches
539
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,795
and mourning doves, but what
I'm hoping to spot today
540
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,965
are some of the more exotic
species,
541
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,133
such as the titmouse.
542
00:25:56,346 --> 00:26:01,142
Which people assume is related
to the, you know, bushtit...
543
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,442
But they are,
in fact, unrelated.
544
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:13,572
Now, if you're lucky,
we'll see my personal favorite,
545
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,907
the hairy woodpecker.
546
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,368
Ma'am, ma'am, please.
547
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,453
Please, out of respect for me
548
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,872
and to the wildlife,
I must ask that you please--
549
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,416
- Hey.
- Shh!
550
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,460
Look, I just have to--
551
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,837
- 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good.
552
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,255
Yeah, right.
553
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,716
Dinner? Okay.
554
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:37,887
Sir, did you happen
to even pay for this excursion?
555
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,309
He's with me.
556
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,852
- Aren't you...
- Ron.
557
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,439
Ron?
Yes, Ron's with me.
558
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,399
We're good.
559
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,241
Hey, so when's he coming?
560
00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,618
He's supposed
to be here at 3:00,
561
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,704
but I think this
is a really bad idea.
562
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,416
Okay, these two.
563
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,376
Okay, they're
not wearing rings,
564
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,544
but it doesn't mean
they haven't
565
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,004
- been together for a while.
- Hmm, yeah,
566
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,423
they seem super in love,
but it looks fresh.
567
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,717
I'm gonna guess fifth date.
568
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,469
- What? No, no.
- Yeah.
569
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,970
Look how comfortable
they are.
570
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,097
I think they've been together
for six months at least.
571
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,599
Oh, man.
572
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,184
Here comes Wonder Boy.
573
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,019
I'm not gonna lie to you.
574
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,521
He is pretty dreamy in person.
575
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,190
Dreamy.
Try nightmare.
576
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,860
- Hello, Ryan.
- Hi.
577
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,197
Oh, this is Carter.
578
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,406
He and I--
579
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,867
We go way back, way back.
580
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,911
I met Kacey in college.
Met her in the dorms, actually.
581
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,039
So if you ever need any...
582
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:49,834
way, what can I get you?
583
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,254
Whatever she got
is totally fine.
584
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,465
A medium half-caf almond milk
no foam with whip mocha?
585
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,468
What? No.
That's--ew, that's so--
586
00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,261
that's so different.
587
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,763
Just surprise me.
588
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,473
You seem like a guy
with great taste.
589
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,392
I am.
590
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,393
I've been told
that I'm a pretty good
591
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,769
judge of characters, so...
592
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:11,106
Oh, then settle a debate
for us.
593
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:14,150
How long has this couple
been dating?
594
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,531
Well, he trimmed his beard
this morning.
595
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,991
You can see a few tiny hairs
there on his collar.
596
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,660
He ordered a no-foam latte,
which is always a good move
597
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,912
if you don't wanna end up
with milk in your mustache.
598
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,664
Now, her, she's interesting.
599
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,790
You see that she's
tilting her head in,
600
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,584
which indicates both
being interested
601
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:34,671
but also a little bit
of hesitation.
602
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,089
She's picking
at her cuticles, though.
603
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,174
So even though she's
pretending to be at ease,
604
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,093
you can see her nerves
a little bit.
605
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,054
Oh, notice underneath
the table, shoes are touching.
606
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,224
Always, always a great sign.
607
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,852
So I'm gonna say...
608
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,228
fifth date.
609
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,855
- That was my guess.
- What?
610
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,398
That was incredible.
611
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,358
Not to brag,
but I am actually
612
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,776
a body language expert.
613
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,153
Oh, well, you don't
get to call yourself
614
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,446
an expert at something
just because you
615
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,905
aggressively Googled it.
616
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,283
Oh, don't be a sore loser.
617
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,743
Are you two together?
618
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,661
both: No.
619
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,787
I mean was the order
together?
620
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,250
Right.
It's on "Belle Fair."
621
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,086
Okay, I will go
get us a table.
622
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,546
I see what you did.
623
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,506
Whatever do you mean?
624
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,925
I am watching you.
625
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:24,637
Bye, have fun.
626
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:37,317
Okay, Ryan,
let's just dive right in.
627
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,694
- Phone?
- Excuse me?
628
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,237
I need your phone to set up
your dating profile.
629
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:44,365
Oh, I would actually like
to ask a few questions first.
630
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:46,242
I can multitask.
631
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703
Fine.
632
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,209
Okay, so, Ryan--
633
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,085
- Preferences?
- What?
634
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,505
What are your
dating preferences?
635
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,882
The first letter
of my method is K:
636
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,634
know whom you're trying
to attract.
637
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,469
So what are your preferences?
638
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,304
Men?
Women?
639
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,806
Men.
Did you just say "whom"?
640
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,766
Okay, you know what?
Never mind.
641
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,601
Okay, so my first question,
Ryan--
642
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:14,562
- Age?
- No comment.
643
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,648
No, what age of guy
are you trying to date?
644
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,316
You're not even letting me
get a question in.
645
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,109
Okay, fine.
Go, go.
646
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,945
Okay, how does it feel--
647
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,404
Americana
with cold foam for Ryan.
648
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,286
Thank you.
649
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,961
Okay, so, Ryan,
how do you feel
650
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,671
knowing you've built
an entire social media empire
651
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,048
that profits on other people's
pain and loneliness?
652
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,550
No pain point, no profit.
653
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,926
And what's your pain point?
654
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,553
This interview.
655
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,390
Mm. All right, my turn.
656
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,766
What kind of qualities
are you looking for in a date?
657
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:52,976
Is this really necessary?
658
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,144
Like I said,
in my KISS method,
659
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,062
it states that you need to--
660
00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,147
Okay, never mind.
661
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,483
Someone committed.
662
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,569
Like, in a facility?
663
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,654
Yes, somebody
committed in a facility.
664
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:05,947
No, obviously I mean
665
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,116
somebody who
isn't commitment-phobic
666
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,369
and who could be open
for something long-term.
667
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,163
Your turn.
Same question.
668
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,623
What does that have
to do with the article?
669
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,959
Well, you made a deal.
670
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,377
There's no questions
off the table.
671
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:23,298
Fine, I don't know.
672
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,260
Somebody who's cool,
stylish, you know, polished.
673
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,761
You sound like you're
describing an iPhone.
674
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,597
Well, I like what I like.
675
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,140
All right, my turn again.
676
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,850
Do you have any interesting
facts about yourself
677
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,685
that I can include on here?
678
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,020
Like, have you ever
climbed a fourteener?
679
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,104
Have you ever been
to culinary school?
680
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,355
No.
681
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,899
I'm kind of a homebody.
682
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,026
I-I like my work.
683
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:46,279
I spend a lot of time
with my dad.
684
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,989
Family is important to me.
685
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,991
I get that.
686
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,534
Really?
687
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:52,702
Not the part
about you being a hermit
688
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,870
who stays home all the time.
689
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,164
- Hey.
- But the family part.
690
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,999
Yeah, I get that.
691
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,212
So what else
is important to you?
692
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:06,049
Do you find that living
a public life online
693
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,300
has made a shift
in your priorities?
694
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,802
Jeez, there's no easy
questions from you, huh?
695
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,471
Real questions only.
696
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,640
Yeah.
697
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,808
Right now, my career
is my priority.
698
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,810
Do you think you'll
ever settle down?
699
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,437
Only if the right woman
comes along.
700
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,481
Have you ever been in love?
701
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,483
How is that relevant?
702
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,567
- The readers of "Belle Fair"--
- "Belle Fair" wanna know.
703
00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:25,944
Yeah, I know.
704
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:34,494
No, don't think I have.
705
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,995
You?
706
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,082
Once.
707
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,543
It didn't work out,
though, obviously.
708
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,421
I'm sorry.
709
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:48,716
Thanks.
710
00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,843
Oh, here is your phone.
711
00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:52,220
- I'm done.
- Thank you.
712
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,138
Only one more step
left in the method.
713
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,015
Which is?
714
00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,100
Show.
715
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,643
Gotta upload great photos
of yourself,
716
00:32:58,643 --> 00:32:59,936
show yourself off a little bit.
717
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,312
You have any good photos,
718
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,189
anything cached away
that we could use?
719
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,735
I recently got
my passport renewed.
720
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,070
You're kidding me.
721
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:09,988
The photo's actually--
it's, like--
722
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,115
That's--yeah,
that won't work.
723
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,369
Actually, you know what?
Come over to my house tomorrow.
724
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,163
I think Chris and I
can help you out.
725
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:23,751
That's actually
kind of nice of you.
726
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:27,547
I don't really appreciate
the tone of your surprise.
727
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,635
I will also have some more
interview questions for you.
728
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:33,678
Fantastic.
729
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,221
Can't wait.
730
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,723
On that note, I actually--
I gotta bounce,
731
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,349
so I will see you later.
732
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,435
Yep.
733
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,936
Okay.
734
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,130
What you doing?
735
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,423
- both: Oh.
- Sorry.
736
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,632
It's okay.
737
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,636
Just some research.
738
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,431
Are you cyberstalking him?
739
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,349
What? What?
740
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,852
No, I'm just--
741
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:23,686
I'm just trying
to figure out who
742
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:26,689
The Romancing Ryan really is.
743
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:27,690
I thought maybe
his dating history
744
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,901
might help eliminate that.
745
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,444
That's a pretty thin
excuse for googling
746
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,945
his ex-girlfriends.
747
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:35,448
I'm a thorough researcher.
748
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,325
It's one of my many
professional strengths.
749
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,036
Mm-hmm.
750
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:43,498
He's just...disorienting.
751
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:48,878
He can be fiercely private
and downright mean, but then--
752
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:52,882
Tell me he has
a hidden romantic side.
753
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,801
No, no, no.
Nothing like that.
754
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,846
It's just, for a moment today,
755
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,182
he was genuinely nice.
756
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,059
Whoa.
757
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,353
I know, and I thought
I knew which direction
758
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:09,398
I wanted to take this piece,
and now it's--
759
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:13,361
Well, good luck
with your "research."
760
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:35,466
Kacey, we taking
some sweet pics today?
761
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,425
He's hyped.
762
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,804
Come on in.
763
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:40,930
Surprised you actually came.
764
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,645
Oh, hey, guys, come on in.
765
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:51,065
We're gonna shoot right here,
so make yourself comfortable.
766
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,863
All right, what look
are we gonna go with first?
767
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,240
This is all new to me, so...
768
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,033
Basically, we need
three kinds of photos total
769
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369
for your profile
to be irresistible.
770
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,704
Okay.
771
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,455
First need a smiling pic.
772
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,416
We're going for a, you know,
could take you home to Mom,
773
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,126
also maybe you bake pies
as a hobby.
774
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,711
- But I don't bake.
- Well, it's fine.
775
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:12,879
It's not about the baking.
776
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,505
Then what is it about?
777
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:16,716
It's about that
girl who bakes energy.
778
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:17,800
What does that even mean?
779
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,219
We're going with
a chill pic with a smile.
780
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,471
Great, you could
have just said that.
781
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,057
So just...
782
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,809
- Yeah, just have a seat.
- Sit.
783
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:28,728
Let's see what we can do.
784
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,355
Okay.
785
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,773
Tilt your head this way
just a little bit.
786
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,567
Chin down.
Little more.
787
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,526
Thank you.
788
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,611
It's a good start.
789
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,946
I love it.
790
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,531
- Yes.
- Wait, hang on.
791
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,200
hold up, hold up.
792
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:49,999
I wanna make sure
the guys can see her face
793
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,918
clearly in the profile pic.
794
00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,175
This is great.
795
00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,969
Nice.
796
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,641
Nailed it.
797
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,892
Oh, yeah.
798
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,019
I'd totes take her home
to Mom.
799
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,520
Wow.
800
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,651
Okay, what's next?
801
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,860
Right, yeah.
802
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,654
Secondly, we need a photo
that gives the impression
803
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,365
that you're adventurous
and carefree.
804
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,741
Do you have any photos of you
maybe, like,
805
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,785
riding an elephant in Thailand
or something like that?
806
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,078
No, those elephants spend
807
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,246
their entire lives
in captivity.
808
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,664
It's really cruel.
809
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,706
I actually wrote
a very compelling--
810
00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:32,041
Okay, all right,
I'm sure you did,
811
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,251
and I'm sure it's fantastic,
812
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,127
but have you ever
skydived, bungee jumped?
813
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,505
- Have you ever met me?
- Right.
814
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,839
Yeah, I forgot that
your idea of adventure
815
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,091
was eating expired yogurt.
816
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,676
Oh, right.
817
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,512
When was the last time
that you skydived?
818
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:48,015
Guys, guys, guys,
I got this, okay?
819
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,435
No.
820
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,853
No.
821
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,648
Ugh.
822
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,401
Yes.
823
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:02,738
Okay, Kacey,
the world is your oyster.
824
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,118
This just--this feels
like cheating.
825
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,577
Oh, it's for
the piece, Kacey.
826
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:09,996
Come on.
827
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,832
Hey, all's fair
in love and journalism.
828
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:17,003
That's not even
remotely true.
829
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:20,172
All right, Kacey,
so you just hiked Machu Picchu.
830
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,382
How do you feel?
831
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,968
Good?
832
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,511
Yes.
833
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,637
Yep.
834
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,722
Very good.
835
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,765
- Ahh!
- Yeah, adventurous.
836
00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:31,434
Awesome.
837
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,435
Love it.
838
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,437
Gorgeous, gorgeous.
839
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,314
Yes.
840
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,898
Nailed it.
841
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,108
- Good?
- Yeah.
842
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,484
All right.
843
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:41,736
Last pic, we should
just be able to pull
844
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,070
from your camera roll.
Super easy.
845
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,280
Oh, look, I told you
I don't have anything.
846
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,823
No, it's super easy.
847
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,533
Literally all's we need
is a pic of you and an ex.
848
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,869
We'll mostly crop him out,
leaving just enough
849
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,203
so when guys are going
through your pics,
850
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:52,288
they'll know that
they're not dealing
851
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,914
with a total dating newb.
852
00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,333
Just indulge me.
853
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,878
Let's just take
a look at least, all right?
854
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,422
Don't need to look
over my shoulder.
855
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:05,593
No. Yes, right there.
That'll work.
856
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,762
- Yeah, we just need to crop it.
- No. Oh, no, that--
857
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,138
- But that's perfect.
- Oh, no, I'm good.
858
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,556
Kacey, that's a perfect pic.
859
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,557
Why don't you
wanna use this one?
860
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,768
Look this is my
ex-fiancé, okay?
861
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:18,856
I called off my wedding,
and it's too soon.
862
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,776
I feel weird
cropping him out.
863
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:25,196
I would just really rather not,
okay?
864
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,448
Okay, okay.
That's fine.
865
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,658
We'll skip it.
866
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:31,494
Thank you.
867
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:36,248
Here, tell you what.
I'll be a stand-in.
868
00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:37,917
How's that?
869
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,710
- Chris, hey.
- Yeah.
870
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,007
All right.
871
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,135
Okay, guys, I'm gonna
need you to get closer.
872
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:50,179
Act like you like each other.
873
00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,771
I'm just not believing it.
874
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:02,942
Ryan, take your hand and
just put it around her waist.
875
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,318
Her waist?
876
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,903
Yes, come on, bro.
She's not gonna bite.
877
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,196
Well...
878
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,823
Yeah.
879
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,366
I'm gonna
put my hand on your waist.
880
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,742
You offered it.
881
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,078
Okay, Kacey, put your hand
on his chest, please.
882
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:17,498
- Please.
- You're the worst, man.
883
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,669
I'm sorry.
884
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,462
Give him a camera
for Christmas and he does this.
885
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:24,505
- He's the worst.
- Right here.
886
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,924
Yeah.
887
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,652
Well, that--
yeah, that should, I mean,
888
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:48,779
get you set up on the app,
make me look good.
889
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,907
You know, maybe we'll even
find you a guy, who knows?
890
00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:54,034
Remember you did say that
you will include my methods
891
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,578
in your article if it works.
892
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,787
Right.
Of course.
893
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,832
We have a deal, and this
is a trade-off after all,
894
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,125
though, so I'm gonna need
to see
895
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,128
your personal dating profile.
896
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,963
No. What?
No, no, no, no.
897
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,131
That was not part of the deal.
898
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,259
Well, nothing's
off-limits, remember?
899
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:14,346
Oh, that's good.
900
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,764
Okay, fine.
901
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:18,142
Thank you.
902
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,856
I still don't see
how this is entirely necessary.
903
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,608
Look, I promise
I will only report
904
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:26,775
what's relevant to the article.
905
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:27,818
Oh, I'm sure.
906
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,906
Huh.
907
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,199
What?
908
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,702
Nothing.
It's just serious.
909
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,454
It's a classic smolder pic.
Women love that.
910
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,581
Ah, I disagree.
911
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,957
Shocking.
912
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,417
No, I don't
mean it like that.
913
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:46,712
It's just, you have
a friendly enough-looking face
914
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:49,089
when you're not grimacing
like I'm torturing you,
915
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,092
which is what you're
doing right now.
916
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:53,552
Oh, my God.
917
00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:54,845
All right, that's--
918
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,305
Hey, we have
a mutually beneficial
919
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,015
arrangement, remember?
920
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,434
Doesn't feel
very mutually beneficial.
921
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:03,312
To be fair, I could see
the value in a photo like this.
922
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:08,859
Shows women that you take care
of yourself and your...
923
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,403
body,
like, you have the abdominal--
924
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,030
Are you having a stroke?
925
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,491
Okay, let's just move on,
okay?
926
00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,037
You're not the only one
with baggage.
927
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,918
What is dating life like?
928
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,254
Do you feel like your status
as a social media celebrity
929
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:29,838
complicates it?
930
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:32,633
I mean, I go on loads
of dates, you know?
931
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:35,135
I try not to make a big deal
out of all of them, but...
932
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,137
But don't you feel pressure
to find love
933
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,306
since your job
is helping people do the same?
934
00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,976
No, no, I'm perfectly happy
on my own.
935
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,896
Besides, honestly,
I mean, most of the time,
936
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,231
the women I end up
going on dates with
937
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,857
are usually just in it
for the story
938
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,860
about the time that they
went out with the TokFlix star.
939
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:55,447
- That could be pretty lonely.
- Sometimes.
940
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,074
Well, do you think
that you'd attract
941
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,202
less superficial women if your
profile was less superficial?
942
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,331
Superficial?
943
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:05,541
You know what?
944
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,959
I know you don't like
my methods
945
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,210
and you think it's all a crock,
946
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,670
but don't come
for me personally.
947
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,754
Oh, Ryan,
I didn't mean it like--
948
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,797
I just mean there's more
to you--
949
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,424
No, you know what?
950
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,009
Let's just--how about you
stick with what you're good at
951
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,343
and I'll do the same?
952
00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:17,678
Ryan, I wasn't
even trying to--
953
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,179
Kacey, these picks
turned out so dope.
954
00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,347
I uploaded them to the app.
955
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:21,390
You're good to go.
956
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,351
Thank you, Chris...
957
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:27,271
and Ryan.
958
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,981
Yeah, you're welcome.
959
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,108
This is kind of you.
960
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,778
What's his problem?
961
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:43,370
Right.
Size 12.
962
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,705
All right.
963
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:47,708
You know, Dad,
when I mentioned bowling,
964
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,419
I was kind of making a joke.
965
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:52,254
This place is charming,
isn't it?
966
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,882
If by charming, you mean
covered in a thin film of grime
967
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,759
and even smells
faintly of nacho cheese
968
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,053
- and feet, then sure.
- Hey.
969
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:00,763
How many people do we think
have worn this pair of shoes
970
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,930
before me?
971
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:02,931
Like, ballpark?
972
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,558
Okay, come on.
973
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,685
Gotta get in the spirit, okay?
Huh?
974
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:08,896
Part of the fun. All right.
975
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,023
What's happening right now?
976
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,567
Yeah, Dad, I'm glad
to see you so peppy,
977
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,277
but what's going on?
978
00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:16,904
It's too heavy.
979
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,864
I don't think I've
ever seen you look so..
980
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,407
Perfecto.
981
00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,368
Jolly.
982
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,537
Maisie, call me Ron.
983
00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:27,289
Okay, Ron.
984
00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:32,336
Did you meet someone?
985
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,505
Dad, that's so exciting.
986
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,714
Wait, wait. Oh, oh.
What's her name?
987
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:36,965
- How did you meet?
- Okay.
988
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:40,302
A gentleman never
kisses and tells, so...
989
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:43,514
Yes, Ron.
Killing the game.
990
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,516
Wait a second.
That's a good thing, right?
991
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,559
- Yeah, that's good.
- Okay. Okay.
992
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:50,145
Oh, you should let me
style you for your next date.
993
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:52,523
A nicely fitted button-up
can work wonders.
994
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,859
I don't know about
all that, but we'll see.
995
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,237
- We want details.
- Ah-ah-ah-ah, enough.
996
00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,572
It's time to bowl.
997
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,491
Can you believe?
998
00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:05,035
Watch and learn.
999
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,455
Oh!
1000
00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:12,042
Oh!
1001
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,044
Boom.
1002
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,589
So do you wanna
talk about today or...
1003
00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:18,882
Can you spot me?
1004
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,476
- Easy.
- I'm fine.
1005
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,270
Well, just don't drop it
on the money maker, okay?
1006
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,938
You're my spotter;
isn't it kind of your job
1007
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:34,356
to make sure
that doesn't happen?
1008
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:35,524
That's right.
1009
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,192
Why would I let that happen,
1010
00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:39,862
especially when my brother's
been being so nice to me?
1011
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,911
Is everything okay with Kacey?
1012
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,872
You said you'd be nice.
1013
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,331
I've been a perfect gentleman
the whole time.
1014
00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:53,000
Really?
1015
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,002
That's why you're 0-2 with
storming out of interviews.
1016
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,920
No, that's on her.
I mean, you've seen her.
1017
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,506
She just pushes and pushes
for details the whole time.
1018
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,341
She's really gotten under
your skin, hasn't she?
1019
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:02,968
Why are you smiling?
1020
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,428
Dude, stop.
It's not funny, man.
1021
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,763
I don't know.
1022
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,848
I mean, I guess
I just never seen you--
1023
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,476
- This irritated?
- Catching feels, bro.
1024
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,770
You're the love expert now?
1025
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,272
Get out of here.
1026
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,982
Catching feelings, he said.
1027
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:18,734
It doesn't take
a love expert.
1028
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,613
Okay, if this goes badly,
it's because these shoes
1029
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,781
clash with this outfit.
1030
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:24,865
It's throwing off
the whole vibe.
1031
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,533
Okay. Okay.
Enough excuses. Let's go.
1032
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,958
Bam!
1033
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,711
Nice one.
1034
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:41,089
No, really, I'm so glad
you're getting back out there.
1035
00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:43,550
He's not the only one
getting back out there.
1036
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:44,968
Oh, yeah?
1037
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,720
No, no.
1038
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,806
That is just some
stupid experiment
1039
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,307
for a piece I'm writing.
1040
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:53,644
I'm working with this
social media dating expert,
1041
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,730
and he's advising me
on how to use the dating apps
1042
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,482
while I interview him.
1043
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,735
Yeah, I just wish
that my subject wasn't so...
1044
00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,111
Dreamy?
Famous?
1045
00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,822
Handsome in a way
that defies all reason?
1046
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,281
I was going
to say infuriating.
1047
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,538
Yeah.
1048
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,373
Oh!
1049
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:17,918
So does somebody wanna
tell me about this guy?
1050
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,838
Our relationship
is strictly professional.
1051
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:26,426
Oh. God, this app
just keeps pinging me.
1052
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:27,970
It's Ryan's profile.
1053
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,933
He changed his picture
to a smiling one.
1054
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,309
- Did you match with him?
- No, no, no, no.
1055
00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:35,435
It just popped up
on my profile,
1056
00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,729
and now it's asking me
to swipe up.
1057
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:40,732
What are you gonna do?
1058
00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:43,527
What? Nothing, nothing.
1059
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:47,781
I--I'm going to maintain
my journalistic integrity
1060
00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:52,619
and remain unbiased and finish
this piece and delete the app
1061
00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:55,873
and move on with my life.
1062
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,583
That is what I'm going to do.
1063
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,169
Oh, oh, oh.
1064
00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,848
I'll take two chicken tacos
and a side of beans.
1065
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:13,932
- All right.
- Great. Thank you.
1066
00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:15,601
How's it going?
1067
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,394
I will take three
of the chicken tinga tacos,
1068
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,855
extra spicy,
and a horchata, please.
1069
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:20,856
All right.
1070
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,859
Thank you.
1071
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,277
- Uh...
- Hi.
1072
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,570
Are you sure
you're up for that?
1073
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,655
They're supposed to be,
like, really spicy.
1074
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,866
Well, unlike some people,
I can handle the heat.
1075
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,785
I see.
1076
00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,746
You think that I can't hang.
1077
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,205
Oh, I know you can't hang.
1078
00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:39,333
Remember, I'm an excellent
judge of character.
1079
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:44,171
Hi there, can I get three
of the exact same thing?
1080
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,467
Extra spicy.
1081
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:49,885
Okay.
1082
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,345
Thank you.
1083
00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,605
Okay, so where
did we leave off?
1084
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,273
I believe you
called me superficial.
1085
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,067
I did not;
I was just trying to say
1086
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,611
that there's more to you
than you're putting out there
1087
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,656
and it's kind of a shame that
you keep you all to yourself.
1088
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:11,865
Thank you.
1089
00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:13,450
Mm.
1090
00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,871
Ha!
It's working, isn't it?
1091
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:18,914
My methods are working.
1092
00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,540
Okay, don't gloat.
1093
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,668
I haven't even
responded to anyone yet
1094
00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,337
because I don't--
I don't know what to say.
1095
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,381
Well, the key is to be
interesting without being
1096
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,257
too interested,
if that makes any sense.
1097
00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:30,676
Not even a little bit.
1098
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:33,512
What I mean is,
if one of them asks you
1099
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,721
what you're doing tonight,
you say that you're busy.
1100
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,348
If he presses you
for further details,
1101
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,599
you say that you have a date.
1102
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,101
It just makes you seem
more in demand.
1103
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,769
But I'm not in demand.
1104
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:44,356
Okay, well, 3,900 messages
says otherwise.
1105
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:45,983
It just seems
all manipulative,
1106
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,902
all the hacks and the tips.
1107
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,363
No, I don't come up
with these tips
1108
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,823
to teach people
to manipulate it.
1109
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,200
It's to empower them.
1110
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,702
How's that?
1111
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,999
What I mean is, when you have
a step-by-step plan,
1112
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,709
you don't flail, right?
1113
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,086
You feel confident.
1114
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,965
That is true.
1115
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:13,301
You realize at some point,
you're gonna actually have
1116
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,513
to go on a date, right?
1117
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:17,931
You know what?
You'll be fine.
1118
00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:20,517
Like, you're smart.
You're only kind of annoying.
1119
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,769
You're nice-looking,
and you're--
1120
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:24,146
Hot.
1121
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,731
I mean, I wasn't gonna
say that exactly, but I mean--
1122
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,315
No, no, no, the tacos.
1123
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:30,527
Oh, wow, so spicy.
1124
00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,070
Okay. Yes.
Thank you.
1125
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:35,073
I'm so glad you said that.
I'm dying over here.
1126
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:37,200
Like, dying.
1127
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,577
I can't feel my face.
1128
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,621
- Have some of my horchata.
- Thank you.
1129
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:42,748
I think that's the only
thing that'll save us.
1130
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:45,208
Mm.
1131
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:48,587
Oh, I guess you're right.
1132
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,756
I can't hang.
1133
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,591
Well, to be fair, I don't
feel like I can either.
1134
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,301
I mean, I feel like my mouth
just took a trip
1135
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,594
to the surface of the sun.
1136
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,060
Hoo!
1137
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,686
Anyway...
1138
00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,605
The idea of just going
on a fully fledged date
1139
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,191
with a stranger is just--
1140
00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:11,568
Just overwhelming.
1141
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:17,074
I know just the thing.
1142
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,700
Speed dating?
1143
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,285
He thinks it
would be a great way
1144
00:51:20,285 --> 00:51:24,372
to ease back into the scene
with several short dates
1145
00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:25,457
rather than one long date.
1146
00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,708
Let me style you.
1147
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,210
Please, please,
please, please, Kacey.
1148
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,462
Please, please, please.
1149
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:35,467
And...start with this.
1150
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:37,469
Shoo, shoo.
1151
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,265
Mm.
1152
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,520
Ooh, interesting.
1153
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,647
That's not the vibe, you know?
1154
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,982
- Not the vibe?
- It's giving cougar.
1155
00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,109
Uh-huh.
1156
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,194
Cougar as rrr.
1157
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:55,946
Not the cat cougar.
1158
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,697
Right.
1159
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:05,539
Okay, I love
the color on you,
1160
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:06,998
but I think
it's too saccharin.
1161
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:08,375
It's giving Glinda
the good witch.
1162
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,043
Mm-hmm.
1163
00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:11,378
And, no, not in a coquettish
Ariana Grande kind of way.
1164
00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,004
Yeah.
1165
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,220
This--this is my
Sistine Chapel.
1166
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,930
Gosh, it's giving
main character energy.
1167
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,391
It's giving "Pretty Woman"
modern-day realness.
1168
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,852
It's--it's--it's perfect.
1169
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:36,236
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
1170
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,619
Whoa.
1171
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,962
Hi, you look...amazing.
1172
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,255
Thank you.
1173
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,675
Hello, lovely singles.
1174
00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:01,636
Welcome to speed dating.
1175
00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:03,930
Tonight's event
will go like this.
1176
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:07,559
You each have two minutes
to chat up your date,
1177
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:10,187
but when I ding the bell...
1178
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,608
Gentlemen,
you move down one seat.
1179
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,194
Are you singles
ready to mingle?
1180
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,945
all: Yeah.
1181
00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:21,364
- Yeah!
- Here we go.
1182
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,326
Hey, you got this.
1183
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,244
Mm-hmm.
1184
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,880
- Hi.
- Hi.
1185
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:42,177
Lance, do you have
any interesting hobbies?
1186
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,553
I garden.
1187
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,263
That's nice.
1188
00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:48,433
Yeah, I grow my own mushrooms
in my basement.
1189
00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:52,437
Blue oyster mushrooms,
pink oyster mushrooms,
1190
00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,023
golden oyster mushrooms.
1191
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:58,985
Pretty much just, like,
lots of oyster mushrooms.
1192
00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:00,487
Cool.
1193
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,075
Hey, can I cut
to the chase here?
1194
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,660
Um...
1195
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,578
I'm looking for a wife.
1196
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:11,331
How do you feel about that?
1197
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,878
Do you have a $20 bill?
1198
00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:18,421
It's for a magic trick.
1199
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,548
It's gonna blow your mind.
1200
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,969
Hi.
1201
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,304
So, Hunter, what
do you do for a living?
1202
00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:29,266
- I work in finance.
- Oh, that's great.
1203
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,977
Yeah, I had to get a job
to get my old man off my back.
1204
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,979
I'm just biding my time
until he croaks.
1205
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:38,275
Hey, do you know how to swim?
1206
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,985
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
1207
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,278
I'm set to inherit
his 30-foot yacht.
1208
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,154
It's sick.
1209
00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,614
His cholesterol's pretty high,
so I'll have the boat
1210
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:46,741
in, like, three years max.
1211
00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:50,161
Congratulations.
1212
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,168
So how's it going?
1213
00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:58,378
Oh, fine.
1214
00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:01,881
I mean, yeah, it's okay.
1215
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,341
I'm sure you're doing great.
1216
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:05,885
Well, you look like you're
just having a grand time.
1217
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:08,805
What's that supposed to mean?
1218
00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,432
Nothing.
1219
00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,518
Just keep the conversation
light, and you'll be fine.
1220
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:16,730
Yeah, you should tell that
to Trust Fund McGee over here
1221
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,481
who asked if I knew how to swim
so we could take me
1222
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,608
on his soon-to-be-deceased
father's yacht.
1223
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,652
What?
That guy?
1224
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:23,695
- Yes.
- You kidding me.
1225
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,821
What is wrong with people?
1226
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:28,658
Yeah, gosh, it feels
so good to talk
1227
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,035
to somebody fairly normal.
1228
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,203
Well, I'm glad
I qualify as normal.
1229
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,623
Okay, everyone.
1230
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,667
Now, that's it for tonight.
1231
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:41,046
Make sure you stay
and mingle with anyone
1232
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,923
you've found
interesting tonight.
1233
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,178
- Oh, no.
- What?
1234
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,138
Trust fund boat guy,
ten o'clock.
1235
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:52,766
Oh, yeah.
That's not good.
1236
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,309
You wanna get out of here?
Actually--
1237
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:55,769
- Please, please, please.
- Come on, come on, come on.
1238
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:03,193
Hey, Bridget.
1239
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:10,367
Shouldn't we wait
to be seated?
1240
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,452
They know me here.
1241
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,581
Do you like big servings?
1242
00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:20,001
Depends on what's
being served.
1243
00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,379
Thank you.
1244
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,589
- The usual?
- Um...
1245
00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:26,716
Or have you forgotten
what we serve here?
1246
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,760
It's been a while
since you've been in.
1247
00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:32,263
The usual is fine.
1248
00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,681
I'll bring extra.
1249
00:56:33,681 --> 00:56:35,558
You're looking skinny.
1250
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,768
I do not.
1251
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,520
Yes, you do.
1252
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,230
You think you know everything
about everything, don't you?
1253
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,650
Mr. King of the Socials Media
has it all figured out.
1254
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,444
Kacey, this is my mom, Des.
1255
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,405
Mom, this is Kacey.
1256
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,281
Oh, hi.
1257
00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:51,783
Hello, dear.
1258
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:54,327
Oh, my,
aren't you pretty?
1259
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,414
Do you know what you'd like,
or do you need a minute?
1260
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,292
I-I guess I'll just--I'll
have whatever he's having.
1261
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:04,671
Alan, two usuals.
1262
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,424
Ryan?
1263
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,175
Oh.
1264
00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,510
Hi, Dad.
1265
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,928
You look skinny, son.
1266
00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:14,431
I'll make extra.
1267
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,391
Nice to see you too, Dad.
1268
00:57:20,728 --> 00:57:24,524
I'm no body language expert,
but I think they might
1269
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:25,942
be a little upset with you.
1270
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:28,987
We had a little bit
of a falling-out recently.
1271
00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:34,284
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
1272
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:40,373
- Here you are, my dear.
- Thank you.
1273
00:57:40,373 --> 00:57:42,417
Oh, two.
1274
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,545
Th--thank you.
1275
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,130
I guess we each get one.
1276
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,590
I think they're both
meant for you, actually,
1277
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,049
but hope you like bread.
1278
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,845
I'm not kidding.
1279
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,972
And then--and this one guy
asked for a $20 bill
1280
00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:58,349
and proceeded to create
an origami flower.
1281
00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,601
Oh, that's--
1282
00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:00,643
And then that's not
the worst part.
1283
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,437
Then he wanted to bring it home
1284
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:04,647
so that he could paint it...
1285
00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:05,857
No way.
1286
00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,275
With his mother's
nail polish.
1287
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,527
I'm sorry speed dating
was a total bust.
1288
00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:10,987
- That was--
- No, it's okay.
1289
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,614
I have to thank you
for rescuing me
1290
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,240
from the psycho boat guy.
1291
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,201
Oh, of course, Kay.
1292
00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:21,956
Sorry, is it weird
if I call you Kay?
1293
00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:23,666
No.
Oh, no, no.
1294
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,251
It's fine.
1295
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,963
It's just what my mom
used to call me.
1296
00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:31,257
Oh, is she--
1297
00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:32,592
Yeah, yeah.
1298
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,886
She--she passed
a couple years ago.
1299
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,721
I'm sorry.
1300
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:38,932
Thank you.
1301
00:58:41,267 --> 00:58:44,229
Yeah, she was--
she was really special.
1302
00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:49,275
She used to--
1303
00:58:49,275 --> 00:58:50,610
she used to try to get
my dad and I to go
1304
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,820
on these, like,
crazy adventures with her,
1305
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:56,074
like whale watching
and ice climbing.
1306
00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,534
You?
1307
00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:01,162
She was really...brave.
1308
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,331
Sounds amazing.
1309
00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:05,291
You know, I bet she would've
been pretty proud of you
1310
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,627
for putting yourself
out there this week.
1311
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:09,963
I hope so.
1312
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,427
This dress was a big one
for me, so--
1313
00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:17,845
Yeah, that was
a huge jump for you.
1314
00:59:17,845 --> 00:59:19,055
Yeah.
1315
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:19,973
It's a beautiful
dress, though.
1316
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:23,351
Really is.
1317
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,395
I hope that you can make good
with your parents.
1318
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:29,065
I know, it's just
so complicated.
1319
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,441
They're always telling me
that they want me
1320
00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:32,527
to quit my
silly social medias,
1321
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,945
and they tell me that,
you know,
1322
00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,280
my place is here
at the restaurant.
1323
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,323
They want me to run it
with them, but, you know,
1324
00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:39,200
I don't know how to, you know,
get it across to them
1325
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,452
that I already have
a very successful business
1326
00:59:41,452 --> 00:59:43,288
that I'm running,
but they don't even wanna come
1327
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,290
to my house to check it out
or see for themselves.
1328
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,917
They just--
1329
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,670
they're always just
so stubborn all the time.
1330
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,591
All right,
it might be a family trait.
1331
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,842
You don't say.
1332
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,010
I knew you wanted
to say something.
1333
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,469
I could tell.
1334
00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:02,932
No, still, though, I hope
you work things out with them.
1335
01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:08,187
You only get one set
of parents, you know.
1336
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,238
Well, thanks for humoring me
1337
01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:18,448
with the whole
speed dating thing.
1338
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,491
I hope dinner
redeemed it a little bit.
1339
01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:23,786
It did.
I'll give you that.
1340
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,872
I'm sure you bring
all kinds of women
1341
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,957
to your parents' restaurant
to impress them.
1342
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,836
Actually, just you.
1343
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,133
God, this thing
is so annoying.
1344
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,385
This app just keeps dinging.
1345
01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:40,595
I'm sorry. You can get rid
of it as soon as you're done
1346
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,763
with the article.
I promise.
1347
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,181
I know that guy.
1348
01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:46,351
Yeah, it keeps trying
to remind me to swipe.
1349
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:47,810
Nah, it's okay.
1350
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:50,063
He looks like
a total poser anyway.
1351
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:51,189
Yeah, he kind of does.
1352
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,482
Probably--yeah, yeah, yeah.
1353
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,858
Probably wouldn't
swipe up on that guy.
1354
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,868
We matched.
1355
01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:08,331
Well, thank you for tonight.
1356
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:12,168
Kay, let me take you
to dinner tomorrow night.
1357
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:18,049
Like--like a real date?
1358
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:21,010
Yeah, like a real date.
1359
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:26,182
Okay.
1360
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:28,643
Tomorrow.
1361
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,687
Pick you up at 7:00.
1362
01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:35,066
All right, then.
1363
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,567
Good night.
1364
01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:10,935
Oh, "The Right Way to Woo."
1365
01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:12,395
My three-step method.
1366
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,731
Step one, hook.
1367
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,607
Pique her interests
by not revealing much
1368
01:02:16,607 --> 01:02:18,901
personal information early on.
1369
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,742
Hey.
1370
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,076
Hey, let's reschedule
that live stream
1371
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:28,536
we have planned for tomorrow.
1372
01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:31,038
I--yeah, I actually have
a date.
1373
01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:35,001
Step two, line.
1374
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:38,337
Tell her you're
ready to settle down
1375
01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:40,047
if you meet the right woman.
1376
01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:44,677
Step three,
1377
01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,555
sink her.
1378
01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:51,184
Call her by a nickname
1379
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:55,605
to foster trust
and familiarity.
1380
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,191
Oh, my gosh.
1381
01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,277
Oh, my
1382
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,489
Wait, you sent what
to her house?
1383
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,032
When?
1384
01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:13,372
Kay, let me in.
1385
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:18,920
Kay, Kay?
1386
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,463
Are you kidding me?
1387
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:22,507
You're unbelievable, Ryan.
Just go home, okay?
1388
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:24,801
Kacey, Kacey, please,
just let me explain.
1389
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,719
Hook, line, and sink her?
1390
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:28,262
You told me that your methods
weren't manipulative.
1391
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,847
They're not,
they're not, I promise.
1392
01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:31,265
I know how it looks.
1393
01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:32,350
But please, you have
to let me explain.
1394
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,309
Kacey.
1395
01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,689
This whole time,
this whole time,
1396
01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:41,984
I was just some sort
of case study for your book?
1397
01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,611
No.
No, Kacey.
1398
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,947
You wouldn't share personal
information early on.
1399
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,032
- No, I know, but--
- You told me
1400
01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:49,700
that you
would only settle down--
1401
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,952
If I found the right woman.
Yes, I know, but--
1402
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:53,204
And the nickname.
1403
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:56,165
That was real.
It was real.
1404
01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,125
It is right there
in your book, Ryan.
1405
01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,502
It is literally right there.
1406
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:00,753
It is.
It is.
1407
01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:02,213
And I know what it says
in the book.
1408
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,966
- I know. But--
- But what, hmm?
1409
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:09,512
I only used those moves
because I was falling for you.
1410
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,347
And I--
1411
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:13,349
Kacey, I only did that
because it was--
1412
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,351
it was tried and true,
and I fell back
1413
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:17,144
on what I already knew.
1414
01:04:17,144 --> 01:04:19,438
But I never meant
to manipulate you.
1415
01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:21,315
I was never trying
to manipulate you.
1416
01:04:21,315 --> 01:04:24,819
I was crazy about you.
1417
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:27,113
I am crazy about you.
1418
01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:31,158
So yes.
1419
01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:34,579
You know, I hoped you felt
the same way, so I leaned
1420
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,789
on what was familiar,
you know, formulas and hacks,
1421
01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:38,791
but I would never
try to manipulate anybody,
1422
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,167
especially not you.
1423
01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:43,796
I was just starting
to put myself back out there.
1424
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:47,967
I was just learning
to trust again.
1425
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,428
- And you used me.
- Used you?
1426
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,638
- Hey, you used me.
- Excuse me?
1427
01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,390
You only took
those risks because it
1428
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,641
was good for your career
and for the article.
1429
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:56,767
Don't act like
you were being brave.
1430
01:04:56,767 --> 01:04:58,561
That was a means
to an end for you.
1431
01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,229
I just want you to leave.
1432
01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,316
Now.
1433
01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:21,060
Oh, honey, what happened?
1434
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,646
Well, let's just say that
Ryan was exactly the type
1435
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,064
of person I thought he was.
1436
01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:27,066
Ugh, men.
1437
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,860
How dare he break your heart
in that perfect dress?
1438
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,406
Anyway, now--
1439
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:35,825
Thank you.
1440
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,119
Now I need to go
write this puff piece
1441
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,496
and promote his bogus book,
and I really don't know
1442
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:41,831
how I'm gonna do it.
1443
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:42,957
Hmm, well,
you know what they say.
1444
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:46,085
"The keyboard is mightier
than the sword."
1445
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:50,589
I don't think they do
say that, but tell me more.
1446
01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:52,466
I think that
you should go home
1447
01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:55,052
and write the piece
you wanna write.
1448
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:56,262
Tell the truth,
1449
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,430
all of it.
1450
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:25,833
And then I read his method
is hook, line, and sink her.
1451
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,793
- Unbelievable.
- I know.
1452
01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:29,587
And then he tells me
he's crazy about me
1453
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,173
like it somehow fixes the fact
that he was playing me
1454
01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,091
this entire time.
1455
01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:35,968
You know, I can always
call my uncle Billy
1456
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:39,013
and have him talk
some sense into Ryan.
1457
01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,015
What?
1458
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:43,517
I appreciate the moral support,
but I do not--
1459
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:46,020
Okay, I'm just saying
I can have the situation
1460
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,354
taken care of.
1461
01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:48,481
Wink.
1462
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,316
Really, I'm good.
1463
01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:53,152
Okay.
1464
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,779
Just to be clear,
under no circumstance
1465
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:57,281
do I want a hit
taken out on Ryan.
1466
01:07:57,281 --> 01:07:58,574
Of course.
1467
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,997
Oh, no.
1468
01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:06,040
What?
1469
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,298
She used all caps.
1470
01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:17,551
Gird your loins.
1471
01:08:17,551 --> 01:08:19,136
Oh, shoot.
1472
01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:26,393
What's this?
1473
01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:27,770
My piece.
1474
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,147
We can't publish this.
1475
01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,316
We agreed to write
a nice piece on Ryan.
1476
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,360
This paints him out
to be some sort
1477
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,737
of womanizing villain.
1478
01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:40,324
Well, my job is to write the
truth, and that's what I did.
1479
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:42,326
No, honey.
1480
01:08:42,326 --> 01:08:46,038
Your job is to remain unbiased,
which clearly you didn't.
1481
01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:47,832
Just because you
were unprofessional
1482
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:48,916
and you got your heart broken--
1483
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,251
I didn't get my heart--
1484
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,919
Let me finish.
1485
01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,629
That does not mean
that you get
1486
01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,756
to air your personal grievances
1487
01:08:55,756 --> 01:08:57,883
all over the pages
of "Belle Fair."
1488
01:08:57,883 --> 01:08:59,760
This is a fireable offense,
Kacey.
1489
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:03,347
You are right.
1490
01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:06,183
I am so sorry.
1491
01:09:06,183 --> 01:09:07,643
Well, you can forget
about being considered
1492
01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:10,437
for the First Lady profile.
1493
01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:13,440
Of course.
1494
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,692
I understand.
1495
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,693
I'm sorry, really.
1496
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:17,027
Let me--let me make good.
1497
01:09:17,027 --> 01:09:19,947
I will do a rewrite ASAP.
1498
01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,366
You'd better.
1499
01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:24,118
And I also expect
glowing coverage
1500
01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:25,703
of him hosting
the LA Singles Night
1501
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,204
in your revised piece.
1502
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,833
I have to go to that?
1503
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,544
If you value your job.
1504
01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:35,462
Of course.
1505
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:38,883
Right. I will fix it.
1506
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,301
Thank you.
1507
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,558
Thank you guys
for joining my live AMA.
1508
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:51,270
I think I have time for one
more question before I go.
1509
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:56,525
Okay, AnitaLeah86 says,
"Hey Ryan, big fan."
1510
01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,319
Thanks, Anita.
1511
01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:01,906
"I want to know how you know
when you found the one."
1512
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,786
Well, AnitaLeah,
I think that's gonna
1513
01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:10,372
look different for everybody.
1514
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,625
You know, it's hard to find
a one-size-fits-all answer,
1515
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,794
but I will say this.
1516
01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:18,130
I think the one is somebody
1517
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:21,133
that you can be
entirely yourself around,
1518
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:24,303
you know, somebody that...
really sees you,
1519
01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:30,309
knows you, the good
and the bad parts of you,
1520
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:34,980
but they accept you
and love you for who you are,
1521
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,982
who you really are.
1522
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:41,237
Anyway, thank you guys
so much for joining,
1523
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,614
and I will be back again
the same time next week
1524
01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,532
for my live on Friday.
1525
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:28,218
Oh, oh, oh!
1526
01:12:28,218 --> 01:12:29,595
Shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot.
1527
01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,764
Ow!
1528
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,099
Okay. Okay.
1529
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,693
Hi, hi.
1530
01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:45,986
- Hey.
- Sorry.
1531
01:12:45,986 --> 01:12:47,488
Hey, slow down.
1532
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:49,239
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, no, no. I'm fine.
1533
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:54,036
I was just--ooh, I was up late
finishing a deadline and--
1534
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,622
It's just--well, you're late.
1535
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,207
- You're never late.
- Oh, yeah.
1536
01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,583
It's been a long week.
Nice hat.
1537
01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,043
Thanks.
1538
01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:04,505
Look, today's maybe not
a good day to do this.
1539
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,340
For what? For golfing.
Today is a great day.
1540
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:07,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1541
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,676
Just call me Ball Lady.
1542
01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:10,803
Helen...
1543
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:11,845
- Oh, you must be Kacey.
- Kacey.
1544
01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:14,431
- Kacey. Kacey, Helen.
- Hi.
1545
01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:18,143
So good to meet you.
1546
01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:20,396
Oh, dear, you have
a little bit of...
1547
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,772
- What? Is it--
- Something--
1548
01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,399
Oh, yeah.
1549
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,776
Occupational hazard
when you're a writer.
1550
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,820
How did you know?
1551
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:31,323
Ronnie is so proud of his
amazing journalist daughter.
1552
01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:32,741
He talks about you
all the time.
1553
01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,912
- Well, I'm gonna get started.
- Yeah.
1554
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,330
Yeah, I'll be over in a sec.
1555
01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:40,040
- Okay.
- Okay.
1556
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,417
Yeah, those are--
1557
01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,633
- You okay?
- Oh, yeah.
1558
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:51,802
No, I'm great.
1559
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:53,512
What happened?
1560
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:59,560
I just--I thought--I thought
I was ready to put myself
1561
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,729
out there, I guess,
like you, and I--
1562
01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:06,442
and I met somebody, and
it just--it all fell apart.
1563
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:11,280
And now my job is
in the wedding stuff box--
1564
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,367
Calm down. Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
1565
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,245
I'm sorry.
1566
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,371
It's okay.
1567
01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:21,457
Really.
1568
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:26,044
I just can't believe
I miss him and his...
1569
01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:28,797
stupid face.
1570
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,759
I know you've had a tough
go at it, but listen to me.
1571
01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:36,054
You have got a big heart,
and it'd be a shame for you
1572
01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:39,183
to hold that all to yourself.
1573
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:43,312
So when you're ready to make
that leap, you go for it.
1574
01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:49,485
- Thanks, Dad.
- Whoo!
1575
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:52,488
Hole in one.
Look out, Tiger Woods.
1576
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,948
Gotta be on your game, Ronnie.
1577
01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:56,366
Get over there.
1578
01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:59,077
You gonna be okay?
1579
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,163
Good to meet you.
1580
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:04,416
Come on, Tiger.
Rawr!
1581
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:07,377
Oh, my gosh,
your daughter's so lovely.
1582
01:15:07,377 --> 01:15:09,421
She's...
1583
01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:21,183
Hey, did we get
the shipment of gelato?
1584
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,684
No, I called about that.
1585
01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,603
We're having shipping delays
all over the place.
1586
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,356
Hi.
1587
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:30,651
Huh, prodigal son,
come to do some work?
1588
01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:33,028
Not exactly.
I just wanted to come say hi.
1589
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:36,406
That's...not like you.
1590
01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,325
You look pale.
Are you sick?
1591
01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,826
I'm not sick. Why do you guys
keep saying that I'm sick?
1592
01:15:39,826 --> 01:15:41,453
Hey, don't sass
your mom, okay?
1593
01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:44,039
- I'm not sassing.
- He's been grumpy all weekend.
1594
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:46,375
- Thanks, Chris.
- Well, you have.
1595
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,634
You look happy there.
1596
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,469
I was happy.
1597
01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,013
Think I totally
blew it, though.
1598
01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:06,353
I think I'm starting to realize
that I...distance myself
1599
01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,730
from the people
who care for me the most,
1600
01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,899
and I'm sorry that I
haven't been around much.
1601
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,568
Much?
1602
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,321
Yeah, you don't come around
at all except on your date.
1603
01:16:16,321 --> 01:16:17,990
Dad, you're right.
1604
01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,533
I came here to say
that I'm sorry
1605
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:21,076
for how distant
that I've been.
1606
01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:23,954
Also, working at this
restaurant,
1607
01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:25,706
it's just--it's
not what I want.
1608
01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:30,168
Well, I may not know much
about your TokTiks,
1609
01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:34,965
but I do understand what it is
to build something important.
1610
01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:36,174
I know the business is--
1611
01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:40,053
No, not the business, family.
1612
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:47,436
And our family is more
important than any of this.
1613
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:52,274
We just want our boys to
be happy, more than anything.
1614
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:56,194
And if that means doing
your silly little dances
1615
01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,196
online for a living, so be it.
1616
01:16:58,196 --> 01:16:59,489
Wait, is that--
is that really what you guys
1617
01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:00,574
think I do for a living?
1618
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:01,700
It's okay, dear.
1619
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,410
We've made peace with it.
1620
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:06,872
In fact, your father
even learned one.
1621
01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:07,831
Show him, honey.
1622
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,587
Oh, no.
1623
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:16,715
Oh, Dad, that's the worst.
1624
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,717
All right, nobody ever
needs to see that ever.
1625
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,218
- Oh, my--
- Ow.
1626
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:21,219
Did you know about this?
1627
01:17:21,219 --> 01:17:23,680
- No.
- Terrible. Yikes.
1628
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:29,186
I love you guys, seriously.
1629
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,562
Even you, Chris.
1630
01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:32,230
Good.
1631
01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:33,565
That means you can
get back to work.
1632
01:17:33,565 --> 01:17:35,817
Oh, thank you so much.
1633
01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:37,361
Thanks.
1634
01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,407
Come on.
1635
01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:25,469
So I told them
to do one more song
1636
01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,179
and we'll have you get up there
and work your magic.
1637
01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:28,930
Sure thing, yeah.
1638
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,858
Will you excuse me real quick?
1639
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,818
Right, but we'll need you
onstage in just a minute.
1640
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,112
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, of course.
1641
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:45,489
Hi,
Ryan, is it?
1642
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,115
Yeah.
1643
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:48,492
I just need you to know
that I know a guy
1644
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:51,495
who knows a guy
who knows a guy,
1645
01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:52,287
and that's all
you need to know.
1646
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,164
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1647
01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:56,208
Okay, it's okay.
1648
01:19:56,208 --> 01:20:00,420
You two just let him
say his piece.
1649
01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:02,798
I'll go get us some drinks.
1650
01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:09,012
Oh.
1651
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,308
- Hi.
- Hi.
1652
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:16,436
Look, Kacey, I just need to
say that I am so sorry about--
1653
01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:18,730
Okay, let's get
this show on the road.
1654
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:25,195
- This way.
- Okay, yeah.
1655
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,415
Oh, thank you.
1656
01:20:40,877 --> 01:20:42,963
Hello, LA singles.
1657
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,300
First off, I just wanna
thank our wonderful
1658
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,135
event sponsor, "Belle Fair,"
for putting this together.
1659
01:20:49,135 --> 01:20:51,179
Let's everybody give them
a hand real quick.
1660
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,395
So tonight,
tonight is about mixing
1661
01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,980
and mingling
with other singles,
1662
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:03,358
and my job
is to help you do that.
1663
01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:07,404
With that in mind, I actually
have some exciting news.
1664
01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,406
As many of you know,
I was supposed
1665
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,950
to promote my
upcoming book tonight,
1666
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:13,577
but now I don't think
that that's a book
1667
01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,580
that I wanna
be known for anymore.
1668
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,832
You see, I met
somebody recently,
1669
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:19,958
and she taught me
that finding love
1670
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:22,419
isn't something
that you do by
1671
01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:25,088
playing games,
following formulas.
1672
01:21:25,088 --> 01:21:29,134
Sometimes love finds you
in the quiet moments
1673
01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:30,427
when you're being your most
true and honest self
1674
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:33,263
with someone who...
1675
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:36,391
really sees you
1676
01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:39,603
and they love you
for who you are.
1677
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:42,689
So tonight I won't
be promoting my book.
1678
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:45,025
I don't have any hacks.
1679
01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,444
I don't have any formulas
for you to follow.
1680
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:51,072
My hope is that you'll mingle
and be real with one another.
1681
01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,866
Be your true selves.
1682
01:21:55,535 --> 01:21:57,120
Because when you
find someone that you
1683
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,457
can be your true self with,
man, that's--
1684
01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:01,875
it's something special.
1685
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,503
If you're lucky enough
to find it,
1686
01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:06,379
I hope you're smarter
than I am.
1687
01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:07,839
You hold on to it.
1688
01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:16,848
Anyway, sorry.
1689
01:22:16,848 --> 01:22:18,308
If you're feeling like
being brave tonight,
1690
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:21,561
I invite you to try a simple
but effective icebreaker.
1691
01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,897
It's actually--it's inspired by
somebody that I met recently.
1692
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,733
I call it easy question,
hard question.
1693
01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,193
Is there a brave soul
in the crowd tonight
1694
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,402
that wants to come up here
and help me demonstrate?
1695
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,366
Yeah. Over here.
Over here. Yes.
1696
01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,533
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes. This lady right here.
1697
01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:37,243
Yes, pretty lady down there.
1698
01:22:37,243 --> 01:22:39,537
Come on up.
1699
01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:40,872
Yes, you got this. Go.
1700
01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:52,842
Hi.
1701
01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:57,889
Hi.
1702
01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,766
Thank you
to my lovely volunteer.
1703
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:03,478
Let's introduce you.
What's your name?
1704
01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:05,730
- Kacey.
- Whoo!
1705
01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:07,732
All right, Kacey.
1706
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:09,985
So let me explain
the icebreaker.
1707
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,445
We're each gonna take a turn
asking one easy question
1708
01:23:12,445 --> 01:23:13,613
followed by a hard question.
1709
01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:14,823
I'll demonstrate.
1710
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:16,700
Easy question first.
1711
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,326
What's your coffee order?
1712
01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:21,121
Medium half-caf almond milk
no foam with whip mocha.
1713
01:23:23,456 --> 01:23:28,795
Okay, there's nothing
easy about that, but...
1714
01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:30,130
now for the hard question.
1715
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:37,595
Kacey, will you
take a chance on me?
1716
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,115
I could never take a chance
1717
01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:59,576
on an arrogant TokFlix
love doctor.
1718
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:11,212
And when I met you,
that's all I thought you were.
1719
01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:15,759
And I was so wrong.
1720
01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:22,766
Now I know that you're--
1721
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:26,770
you're kind and funny
1722
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:32,400
and smart and confident.
1723
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,612
You know, maybe a little
too confident at times.
1724
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:38,990
And you love your family.
1725
01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:44,829
And you say that you
like spicy foods,
1726
01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:47,582
but really, you're no match
for chicken tinga tacos.
1727
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:55,215
And you're brave,
1728
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:58,051
and you helped me
become brave too.
1729
01:25:02,555 --> 01:25:07,685
So...
1730
01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:08,895
yes.
1731
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:18,071
Ryan, I will
take a chance on you.
1732
01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:22,325
Oh, let's jump
to a hard question.
1733
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,164
Will you go to dinner
with me sometime?
1734
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,506
Kacey,
that's an easy question.
1735
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,639
Yeah!
1736
01:25:55,191 --> 01:25:56,359
Hey, Chris, wherever
you are out there,
1737
01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,902
can you come and take over
on the microphone?
1738
01:25:57,902 --> 01:26:00,071
I've got a hot date to get to.
1739
01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:01,239
You got it, bro.
1740
01:26:04,909 --> 01:26:06,286
Wanna get out of here?
1741
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,746
I actually know
a good little place.
114715