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What'd I miss?
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Aunt May, I can't believe
you don't have it on!
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They discover alien life,
and you're not watching?
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Oh, Peter, aliens
are bug-eyed monsters
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who say, "Take me
to your leader."
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This is a mud stain
on the space shuttle.
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Not mud! Organic mud!
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Living mud!
From outer space!
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NASA's not
releasing images.
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But if we zoom in
on this shot
of the shuttle
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right there,
on the hull.
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That dark patch is
extra-terrestrial life.
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Primitive, obviously.
But organic.
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Earlier today,
the alien life form
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was flown to
Empire State University,
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where it will be studied
by the country's top
bio-geneticist,
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Dr. Curtis Connors.
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Yes! An in!
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I hope.
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[PHONE RINGING]Hello? [LAUGHS]
That's right, bro,
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the ooze has landed!
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And Dr. C's
back in the game!
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He's been kind of lost since,
you know, the lizard thing.
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Discontinued
most of our research.
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But we're back
in business again!
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I have to see it!
Can you hook me up?
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No go, bro.
Dr. Martha's spoken.
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No visitors,
no reporters,
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and for sure,
no photographers
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she already knows
she can't trust.
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PETER: As usual,
Peter Parker's
out of luck.
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But maybe
Spider-Man's not.
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After all,
Spidey's got
a zoom lens,
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and the lab
has a skylight.
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And now, a peek
at our strange visitor.
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And our strange
visitor's visitor.
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♪ Livin' on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swingin' from
the highest ledge
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♪ He could leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving
in the speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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BLACK CAT: A school locker
has better security.
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Perfect!
I stop a crime
in progress,
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get pictures
for the Bugleof me
and a hot cat burglar
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and slap my peepers
on the ooze! Hat trick!
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Come to kitty.
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Gee, I never thought
I'd be rescuing
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the icky alien from
the beautiful damsel.
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Well, I do believe
it's Spider-Man.
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Easy, cat-lady.
I don't want a fight.
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Name's Black Cat.
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And cats don't fight
spiders.
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[GRUNTS]
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We just bat them around!
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Whoa!
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Oh, you better not get
your goop in my hair.
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Don't worry.
It comes off with ice
or peanut butter.
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Lovely. You've got
a sweet little skill set
there, Spidey.
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You want in on this gig?
We could split the take.
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Gig? Take?
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These words are
strange to me.
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A certain captain of industry
offered an indecent amount
of cash to steal that slime.
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Said something
about unlimited
scientific potential.
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Are you sure
he was a full captain
of industry
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and not some industrial cadet
showing off for the girls?
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[SCOFFS] I know
when a man's
showing off.
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So what
do you say,
hot stuff?
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Want a slice
of the mud-pie?
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It is tempting.
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But then I'd have
to turn in my super-hero
discount card.
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Mmm, too bad.
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I like us together.
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But we only just met.
And I'm not that
kind of spider.
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Give a cat a chance,
and she'll make you
that kind of spider.
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[CHUCKLES]
Stop. I'm blushing.
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What in the...Dr. Connors!
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[GRUNTING]
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Two's company. Three's
a corroborating witness.
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The life form!
Where is it?
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Black Cat!
She must have...
But how?
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When? Call the cops!
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I'll go after her!
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[SIGHS] So much
for this gig.
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]Bad kitty!
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Maybe I can
still find her.
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Oh, heck, I never even got
a good look at the gunk.
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VENDOR: Read all about it!
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Spider-Thief
and accomplice
steal ET!
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And Spider-Man's
come in through
the skylight before?
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Yes, but never
to steal anything.
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I actually thought
Spidey was a hero.
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And I actually thought
Pete was a human being!
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But he was here
last night
taking pictures,
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and couldn't
even be bothered
to call the police!
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Don't bother, Gwen!
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Bro had his
second chance.
I'm done!
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Boss, I'd like a word!
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How about "scram"?
Or two words, "Scram, kid"!
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Or 17, "Get out of my office
in 2.3 seconds,
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"or I'll staple you
to a flagpole!"
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How did you count so...
Uh, never mind.
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I can't believe you're
printing flat-out lies!
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Lies? You callow,
insubordinate pup!
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The Bugle
only prints facts!
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And whatever
it takes to connect
the facts together.
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Yeah, but I was there,
uh, taking pictures
from the roof.
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Spidey was trying
to stop Black Cat
from stealing the ooze!
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She got away,
but they didn't
leave together.
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Looked that way
to an amateur like you,
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but it's standard
crook behavior.
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They met up later
to divide the spoils.
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Ask Dr. Connors!
He was there!
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Last night?
Read the article, kid.
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Connors didn't
discover the theft
till early this morning.
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What?
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Why would
Dr. Connors lie?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Spider-Man must be
quite confused
right about now.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello, General.
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No, regretfully,
I have no alien
to deliver.
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A known competitor
beat my team to the lab
by mere minutes.
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Of course,
your down payment
will be refunded.
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Goodbye.
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So no paycheck?
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No paycheck.
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But this story
in the Bugle,
it's sparked an epiphany.
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Mason, I need all
your mechanical ability.
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And, Beck,
your special effects
expertise.
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Yeah, so what else is new?
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Which captain of industry
or high-ranking politico
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you posing as this time,
Chameleon?
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This time I have
someone a little
different in mind.
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SPIDER-MAN: Black Cat
must have taken the muck.
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Okay, so there's no proof
in any of my pictures,
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but I know
I didn't take it!
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And what's with Dr. C?
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Spidey saved him
from a permanent case
of lizard-breath.
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I mean, how could he betray
the old web-head that way?
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And how am I ever
going to clear my friendly
neighborhood name?
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SPIDER-MAN:
And the crazy thing?
They think I stole the alien.
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I never even got
a good look at it!
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Ooh, that's
a good look for you.
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I'm flattered, truly.
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See, I knew we made
a connection!
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You! You're
the real thief.
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[SCOFFS] Because
I stole your heart?
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Heard it before, swinger.
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What the heck?
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I've been looking for you.
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I know I don't like
being blamed for crimes
I didn't commit.
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Or any crimes, really.
Bad for business.
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So the frame-up
must really annoy
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an ex-primary
color guy like you.
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Huh? Uh, yeah.
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You didn't steal
the ooze, did you?
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You know I didn't,
short, dark
and handsome.
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You were there.
So unless you took it...
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I didn't take it!
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Calm down.
I didn't think so.
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But if you're
fed up enough
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with the thankless
hero thing
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to match your image
to mine,
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then I have to ask,
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are we going to be
bad guys together,
partner?
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Or just plain bad?
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[CHUCKLES] Was it
something I said?
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SPIDER-MAN: I guess
I found the ooze.
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Or it found me.
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Face it, Spidey.
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Alien life has permanently
bonded itself to your suit.
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Best case, you're in
for one monster of
a dry cleaning bill.
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[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
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Perfect,
now I'm flying
a glider!
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Gotta get to Central Park!
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No!
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Eddie and I lost our parents
in a plane just like that.
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Whoa!
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Can't believe
I made that leap.
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I hope I'm
strong enough
for this.
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[GRUNTING]
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Trouble is,
I'm not close enough
to a building
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for my web to carry.
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00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,990
Still, nothin' to lose.
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How slick!
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But did I do that,
or did the ooze
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actually upgrade
my spider-ness?
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00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,421
Look out!Run!
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00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:43,366
SPIDER-MAN: If I could use
the ooze to help more people
as Spider-Man,
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and, not incidentally,
earn a bit more photo money
as Peter Parker,
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then maybe it's okay
that I, sort of,
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unintentionally
stole the slime
from the Connors' lab,
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and maybe it's better
for everyone
if I don't return it.
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'Course, that's not
really my call.
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00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:05,216
But obviously,
it was the right call.
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[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I could get
used to this.
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00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,087
Hey, Aunt May!
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[GROANS]Aunt May,
what's wrong?
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00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:20,749
Oh, Peter, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to frighten you.
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It was just the heat
from the stove.
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00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,063
And I am a little tired.
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00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:28,342
I'm not surprised.
You've been
cooking nonstop.
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00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,551
There's enough food here
to feed the Rhino.
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[STAMMERING]
I'm testing recipes.
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00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,177
We can give the extra
to the food drive.
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Come on.
Let's get you to bed.
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00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,056
[CAR ALARM RINGING]
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Spider-Man
just robbed a bank!
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00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:00,650
FLASH: Cut it out!
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00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,756
Aw, what's
the matter,
Fwashie?
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00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:04,171
Does the twuth hurt?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,589
It's not the twuth!
I mean, it's not true.
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00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:10,730
Hey, if it's Make
Fun of Flash Day,
how can I help?
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Wittle Fwashie's mad
because his hewo
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turned out to be
a big cwook!
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I told you!
The guy in the pictures
ain't the real Spidey.
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00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,084
Any guy can put on
a costume.
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00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:22,120
Puny Parker wore
one last week!
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SALLY: Can Puny Parker
stick to walls
and sling webs?
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00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,952
Face it, Flash.
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00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:28,713
The Buglehas undeniable
photographic evidence.
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00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,852
Forget the Bugle!
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There's no way
I'm ever going
to believe
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Spider-Man's
turned to crime!
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00:12:33,131 --> 00:12:35,202
Then you're the only one!
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00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,410
[LAUGHING]
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00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:40,621
CHAMELEON:
No sudden moves,
friends.
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00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:46,248
Your friendly
neighborhood web-shooter's
in a frisky mood!
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00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,389
[WHISPERS]
Behind you.
243
00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:52,185
My insect early-warning
system's tingling!
244
00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:03,299
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
245
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,753
Fill 'er up!
246
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:17,969
JAMESON:
Wonderful! Perfect!
Tomorrow's front page!
247
00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,591
Mr. Jameson,
these pictures...
248
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,214
Too late, Parker.
249
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:23,043
Got all the pictures
I could ask for.
250
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:24,389
Best of all,
Joe anonymous
251
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,770
is letting me
have 'em for free!
252
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,220
As I predicted,
253
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:29,843
the web-head's
turned out to be just
another thug in a mask.
254
00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:32,846
Soon he'll be caught,
jailed and run out of town!
255
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,400
How can he be jailed
and run out of town?
256
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,714
I'm giddy as a schoolgirl.
257
00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,824
SPIDER-MAN: [SIGHS]
Never thought I'd be on
the lookout for...
258
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,135
Well, me.
259
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,759
Hey, crime-spree!
Was hoping you'd swing
this way again.
260
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,900
Cat! Listen,
I'm innocent!
261
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:56,214
Obviously. Doesn't that
imposter know black is
the new red and blue?
262
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:59,493
I'd turn him
black and blue
if I could find him.
263
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:01,495
Well, as it happens...
264
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,450
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
265
00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,937
How can you be so
sure he'll hit here?
266
00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,559
I think like a thief.
267
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,250
A boat full
of overdressed
fat cats
268
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,597
is a can't-miss
proposition.
269
00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:35,633
Wait.
270
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:37,911
Ooh.
271
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,534
Mayor Waters is wearing
the Stuyvesant Tiger!
272
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,847
[SIGHS] I want it.
273
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,780
Cat, no door prizes.
274
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,095
Try focusing
on how we get aboard.
275
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:53,237
Please,
I'm a professional.
I come prepared.
276
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,618
Hello! So glad
you could make it!
277
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:57,793
I'm wearing a fortune
in borrowed jewels, Captain.
278
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:01,590
Let's get this boat moving
before a certain arachnid
decides to crash my party.
279
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,143
I still don't buy it,
Your Honor.
280
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:04,938
I've seen Spider-Man
in action.
281
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,250
I can't believe
he's turned to crime.
282
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,976
Believe it, Stacy!
283
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,806
The Bugle'sbeen
saying for weeks
the web-head's a fraud.
284
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,810
Now that I'm proven right,
I assume you've taken
the proper precautions.
285
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,398
GEORGE: Don't worry, Jonah.
286
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:19,953
My officers
are all on alert
for Spider-Man.
287
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:22,818
Besides, if he was coming,
he's too late now.
288
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,102
[CHATTERING]
289
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,794
Hors d'oeuvres,
Your Honor?
290
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:34,968
Norman!
291
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,453
Wonderful of you
to come.
292
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:40,422
Are you happy to see me,
or my contribution?
293
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,665
And if my answer
is "both"?
294
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,703
Then I'm investing
in an honest politician.
295
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,636
Now, if you'll excuse me.
296
00:16:05,136 --> 00:16:06,655
Demitasse, Sergeant?
297
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,314
SPIDER-MAN: Sweet ride!
298
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,454
Haven't you heard?
Crime pays!
299
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,834
I'm not listening.
300
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,319
[HUMMING]
301
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,838
[CHUCKLES]
Almost there.
302
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,185
Hold on tight!
303
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,496
Don't worry.
I don't slip.
304
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,602
Not why I said that.
305
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,811
[STAMMERING]
Uh, we're close enough.
306
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:29,057
Ooh, my kitty sense
is purring.
307
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,993
[MAN SNORING]
308
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,788
Guess Cat was right.
309
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:42,449
And so I raise my glass
to thank you
for all your support.
310
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,865
And after the election
311
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,489
your city will
thank you, too.
312
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,042
[ALL GASPING]
313
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:52,252
As will your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Thief!
314
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,013
[ALL EXCLAIMING]I knew it!
315
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,463
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
316
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,536
CHAMELEON:
Fill 'em up, folks!
317
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:01,951
Take him!
318
00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:06,611
[SNORING]
319
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:15,172
Your Honor,
if you hold that
Tiger too tight,
320
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,380
I bite!
321
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,488
He's too tall.
322
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,800
This guy's a fraud.
323
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,836
Spider-Man is not a fraud!
324
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,666
Can't believe
I just said that.
325
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,323
[WHISPERS]
Behind you.
326
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:31,843
[GRUNTING]
327
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,811
That's spider
strength, people.
328
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,330
Think I can fake that?
329
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,849
SPIDER-MAN:
Actually, I do.
330
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,299
And who are you
supposed to be?
331
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:41,439
Spider-Man.
The real one.
332
00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:44,304
The real one?
You don't even have
the costume right!
333
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,134
I'm in mourning
for my buried rep.
334
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,376
[GRUNTING]
335
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:52,623
Just like picklepuss
will be when he's forced
to print a retraction.
336
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:56,109
Retraction!
Listen, web-head,
nobody tells J. Jonah...
337
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,731
See? Even
the jolly one
himself knows
338
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,837
I'm the genuine article!
339
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,501
[GRUNTING]
340
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,988
Now that's
spider strength!
341
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,679
Accept no substitutes.
342
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,302
Demitasse,
Spider-Man?
343
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,442
[ALL COUGHING]
344
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,478
MAYOR: They took the tiger!
345
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,516
We need to go!
346
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:30,488
Incoming!
347
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,720
[BOTH GASPING]
348
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:56,997
We'll let them
settle this
349
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,275
Spider-Man
to Spider-Man.
350
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,795
[PUNCHES LANDING]
351
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,487
Thanks, Cat,
I owe you one!
352
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:04,660
At least.
353
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,389
Whoa!
354
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:13,428
Wow. A new onesie.
355
00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,430
I can feel it
balancing me.
356
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:18,502
Compensating for the boat,
the water, everything.
357
00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:39,203
How about a taste
of spider punch?
358
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,791
Please tell me
I don't sound
like that!
359
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,828
Or at least that I offer
a higher quality quip.
360
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,141
[GRUNTS]
361
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,286
[SCREAMING]
362
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:57,117
The one and only,
got it.
363
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,947
My hero.
364
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,264
You heard me,
a retraction!
365
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,610
[WHISPERING]
But on Page 42.
366
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:08,612
In four-point font.
367
00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:10,372
[CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO]
368
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,788
I'm satisfied
you're innocent,
Spider-Man.
369
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:15,032
We'll find out
what Chameleon did
with the ET.
370
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,689
Actually, I sort of...
371
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:18,069
SPIDER-MAN:
What are you doing?
372
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:19,864
You tell the truth
and they'll take
the suit away,
373
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,763
and you need
its power
374
00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:22,867
to help people.
375
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,319
I sort of figured
you'd say that.
376
00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,459
Then I'll say this, too.
377
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:30,358
As long
as you wear a mask,
378
00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:32,187
some folks will
always wonder.
379
00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:34,948
Night, Captain.Captain Stacy!
The tiger!
380
00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,398
It's not here!
381
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,952
All right, Chameleon!
Where's the...
382
00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:40,540
[MUFFLED YELLING]
383
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,035
We made
a pretty good team.
384
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,072
Maybe you should
change sides.
385
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,213
Okay, then why
did you help me?
386
00:21:58,247 --> 00:22:00,008
You really don't know?
387
00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,563
Mmm.Oh.
388
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,780
[SIGHS]
389
00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:17,059
Wow, Cat.
I had no idea you
390
00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,752
felt that way.
391
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:20,891
Um, Cat?
392
00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:23,859
Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.
393
00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:25,861
[GROANING]
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