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Hey, back up.
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What do I look like,the information lady?
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Hell, no.I'm a law enforcement officer,
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emphasis on the enforcement.
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You need to know what happenedlast week onShameless?
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Better go find someonewho actually gives a shit.
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rock music
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[insistent knocking]
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[Kev]City of Chicago says
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all bars are closeduntil further notice.
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Hail, 'rona survivors!Where is everyone?
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The mayor shut us all downagain on Tuesday.
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Well, who the hellcan keep track?
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[Lip]I madea big mistake, son.
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I rented this housewithout asking
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your mommy first,
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and now I'm basicallyher bitch.
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[Frank] Holy shit!
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What the hell is that?
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[Veronica] Hands off, Frank.
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We're not offering credit
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on cannabis products.Payment up front only.
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Debbie needs her shareof the utilities.
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Want me to getsome shitty-ass
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minimum-wage job like you,
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hauling boxesaround a warehouse?
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[Ian]What the fuck is this?
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I go and get our money,
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all I find is IOUs.
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You spent all our moneyfrom the wedding?
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Did you eat all the brownies?
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I had three,
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and Tommy had four.
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We were hungry.
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With the loss ofso many officers to the 'rona,
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the bosses are willingto put you on the street.
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It's not a tough callto give you a badge.
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Busting headsis a man's job,
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and you are a natural bornass kicker.
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[grunts]
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[Ruger]Congratulations, Gallagher.
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You're gonna get to be oneof the best of the best,
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a goddamn Chicagopolice officer.
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Thank you, sir.
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rock music
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Think of allthe luck you got
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Know thatit's not for naught
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You were beamingonce before
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But it's not like thatanymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round upthe friends you got
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Know thatthey're not for naught
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You were willingonce before
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But it's not like thatanymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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rock music
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Watch out, crackheads.Coming back for you later.
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Making a mental noteof your face, shitbag.
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Watch it, ladies.
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Might haul your assesdown to the station.
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Yeah, that's right.You're looking at the po-po.
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First day on the job.
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My birthday!
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Wake up![knocks]
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Wake up!I'm five!
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[Lip] Hey, hey.Look who it is.
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The birthday girl.[sniffles, sighs]
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Presents?
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Oh, no, no.
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It's not like Christmas,Franny.
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You're gonna get your presents
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tonight at your party.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Come on.
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Let's go make some breakfast,huh?
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[whooshes]
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Whoof!
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Go sit!
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Yo, what up?
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Why'd you guyssleep here last night?
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Oh, the fumes at our new place
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from resurfacing the bathtub.
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Good morning, Franny.Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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[Lip] These up for grabs?
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- No, don't touch.- Why?
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I'm gonna sell them for cheapto the lunch debt kids.
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What's a lunch debt kid?
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[Liam] Kids who run outof money on their food account.
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Can't eat the hot lunchtill they pay up.
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Is that even legal?
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Don't public schoolshave to feed the kids?
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Yeah, but the lunch ladyserves them gross shit
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like stale bread,
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government cheese,chunky pudding.
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So you're capitalizingon the misfortunes of others
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by selling themyour peanut butter sandwiches?
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The American way.See you.
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Hey, there'smy sweet birthday princess!
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Who is five today?
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- Me!- [Debbie] You? Ah!
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I don't know!She looks like a big girl.
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Did you grow overnight?
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Are you sure you're not 15?
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I am!I am!
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[Sandy] Yeah, I knew you were.
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Are you excitedfor your princess party?
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I hate princesses!
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What?No, you don't.
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I'm with Franson this one.
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Hey, no.I invited your entire class.
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There's gonna bea bouncy house.
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We're gonna geta bunch of decorations
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at the dollar store.It's gonna be great.
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Hey, can I tag alongto the dollar store?
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- Sure.- Homeboy needs more diapers.
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- Is that me?- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey, birthday Franny.
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Hey, look what I got youfrom work.
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They let us keep stuff if it'spast its expiration date.
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There's so much stuffthat just gets
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thrown away into a dumpster.
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Oh, great job, man.Free old cereal.
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[Ian] Yeah, at least I havea real job.
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Get off my back.
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Hey, Debs,I'm finally gonna get
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my first paycheck later,
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so I can start payingfor my part of the bills.
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- [Debbie] Great.- Wait, what?
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I didn't plan on supportinga husband.
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You gotta pull your weight.
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I told you, I am stillon my honeymoon.
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We need money for food, rent.
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Great.I could go get money
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in 30 fucking seconds.
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Legal money.
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Look, they're hiringover at my warehouse.
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You could go over there todayand apply.
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Thanks, no thanks.
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All right, if you don't geta real job today,
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you're not gettingany more sex.
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[Lip] Whoo-hoo!
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[Mickey] Oh, no, please.
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I don't give a shit, man.
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I don't needyour disgusting-ass dick.
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[laughter]
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Ah, you guys been married what,like, 50 years now?
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- 5-0!- Oh, fuck, it's the cops!
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- Hey, I'm unarmed!- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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Ha, ha, ha, very funny,assholes.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,I'ma go load
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these bad boys upwith armor-piercing rounds
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so I can keepthe mean streets safe
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for fuck-heads like you guys.
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Watch out, Chicago!
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You're going down.
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- Here you go, Kerm.- Thanks, Kev.
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May there be many morewhere this comes from.
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, Tommy.
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Kev.
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Kermit.
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Tommy.
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Why are you two sittingso far apart from each other?
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- Social distancing.- Take a beer, Kev.
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Yeah, sure, of course.
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[Veronica] Okay, call mewhen you have more.
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Elijah from the dispensary
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doesn't have weed either, Kev.
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Shit.
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Whole city's run out.
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Another symptomof economic anxiety:
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everyone's self-medicating.
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Why are you two sitting apart?
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- No reason.- Nothing.
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[quietly] I thinkthey're having a fight.
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A fight?About what?
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[Kev] Saying somethingunder your breath means
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"keep it quiet."
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[Frank] Hello!I'm here.
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Oh, Frank!
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You gotta use the secret knock.
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Oh, sorry.
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Top of the morning to you.
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So what you got for meto sample today
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in the wonderful world of weed,
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Master Kev, Mistress V?
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What are--why are you guyssitting so far apart?
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One of you fart or something?
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- Just because.- Stop asking.
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Jesus, fine.
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Sit in your own stank,for all I care.
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[Veronica]They won't tell us either.
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Oh.
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Where are the goods?
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[Veronica] Sold out.
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Impressive.
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But our suppliersare out of product now.
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Ever since the 'rona,there's been a rush on weed.
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They were not preparedfor the demand.
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- Everyone's out.- It's a blessing in disguise.
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- Pot is dangerous.- Amen to that.
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No, no, no, no,no, no, no.
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That's impossible.There's no such thing
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as a rush on weed.It's in abundance.
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There'sthree different dispensaries
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- we use for our product.- [Kev] They're all out.
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Dispensaries?
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You know what kindof a markup they've got?
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I can get you more product.
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Where?
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Yeah, illegal shit.
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Marijuana'sbasically just a weed.
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The government hasno more right
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to regulate itthan they do sunflowers.
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Or making us wear masks.
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Exactly!
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Don't worry.I can get you more product.
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We can go in on thistogether, partners.
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- Yes.- No!
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[whispering] I am not goinginto the weed business
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with Frank Gallagher.
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Frank Gallagher'sthe best person to go
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- in the weed business with.- Shh.
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I was whispering so thatmeans to talk quietly.
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Well, now you knowhow it feels.
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Veronica, I understandyour reluctance.
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I would feel the sameif I were going
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into business with me.
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May I suggest we doa trial run today?
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Give me a chanceto prove myself.
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I will find you weed,
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I will teach you how to makethe best edibles in the city,
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and then I will help yousell those edibles
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at a premium.
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I was born to do this.
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I've been training for itmy whole fucking life.
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Frank Gallagher really isan illegal drug connoisseur, V.
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Fine, a trial runjust for today.
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Elijah should havesome legal product in stock
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in a couple of days.
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You will not regret this.
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- [sprays disinfectant]- Oh.
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[laughs]
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Nah, it's...
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brassy music
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[applause]
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[Tipping]Look at those virgins.
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This is the freshest meatI've ever seen.
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[Simmons]Yanez, over here.
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I'ma Denzel Washingtonyour ass today.
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Officer Tipping,Carl Gallagher.
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I believe I'm your partner.
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Stand down, son.No need for formality.
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- Bring it in.- Uh, really?
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We've all been tested.You wouldn't be here
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if you were positive.Now bring it in.
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[patting]
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Welcome to the Chicagopolice force.
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[tires screeching]
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- [engine turns over]- [siren wails]
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[Lip] All right, first thingwe're gonna do:
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we're gonna open upall the windows,
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air out the house.That way, we don't inhale
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any of the fumes.
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It's a good idea, right?
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"Yeah, Daddy.You're brilliant."
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I know.Then we're gonna count
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all the mismatchedlight switches,
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see which onesneed to be replaced,
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and I need youon bathroom tile duty.
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Think you can do that for me?
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Go through and seewhere I need to add more grout.
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"Yeah, Daddy."You can?
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Well, that's great.Thank you so much, buddy.
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What the actual fuck?
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[applause on television]
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[Drew Carey]Now you're probably wondering,
286
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"Why do they call it'More or Less'?"
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- Here's why.- [contestant]Okay.
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[Drew Carey]We're gonna start off
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with these wireless speakers,
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four of them.
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$450.
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Is the actual price
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more or less than $450...
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Who cares how muchthe speakers cost?
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Just steal 'em.
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[TV character]Is--is this a problem?
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Okay.
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[TV character 2]I won't tell if you won't.
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[Mickey] Shit, yeah.
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[laughs]
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Oh, come on, man.I need more time than that.
302
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What are you doingsitting on the couch?
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Watching TV?Wasting your life?
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I'm not wasting my life.
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Do you even have a job?
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Do you have a college degree?
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No, you don't, do you?Why not?
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'Cause everything'san excuse with you, isn't it?
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Why don't you mind your ownfucking business, Jerome?
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"I'll apply to schoolnext year."
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What's wrong with right now?
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Stop disappointingthe people you love.
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Get off the couch
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and go make somethingof yourself.
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All--all right, okay.Fuck.
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[Jerome]Consider melike your guardian angel.
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Fine.
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You can thank me later.
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Now call or email us today.
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- Do it!- Shut the fuck up, Jerome.
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This stuff's all expired.
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Toss it in the dumpster.
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[Spanish music playing]
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Those guys have it made, huh?
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Sitting on their asses all day.
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[George]You're telling me.
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You know they maketen bucks more an hour
328
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than we do, don't you?
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Oh, shit.
330
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,868
Yeah.
331
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How do I apply to bea forklift driver?
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[George] Well, you don't,
333
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unless you're Black,
334
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or you're Mexican,
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or you got a twatbetween your legs.
336
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You got a twatbetween your legs?
337
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Uh, not the last timeI checked.
338
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The days are overwhen guys like you and me
339
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got all the opportunitiesfor advancement.
340
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Sucks to be a white malein America these days.
341
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Life Saver?
342
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- Huh?- Wintergreen.
343
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,445
Yeah, sure.[clears throat]
344
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,155
So I made a listof everything that I saw
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in my neighborhoodthis morning.
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Lot of illegal activity.
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Guns, drugs, car theft.
348
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,661
You ever bite one of thesein the dark
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using your back teeth?
350
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,748
- Excuse me?- The Life Saver.
351
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,583
Uh, no, not that I know of,
352
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but I was thinking thatwe could drive by the area.
353
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,503
You know,there's still probably
354
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a lot of activity going on.
355
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Maybe bust some heads
356
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and drag some bangersdown to the station.
357
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Makes a spark
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when you bite the Life Saverin the dark.
359
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I do it for my kids sometimes.
360
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They get a real kick out of it.
361
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,473
- You have kids?- I'm 19.
362
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[Tipping] About when I started.
363
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,976
I have a 17 year oldgonna start community college,
364
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and twin eight year oldswith the second wife.
365
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,314
She's not much older than you.
366
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,566
You wanna check this out, sir?You know...
367
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,861
take a look at the listfor yourself?
368
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,117
Well, if you bust a rightdown here on Cermak,
369
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go down about three blocks,
370
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,286
you still might see someof those guys--
371
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Let me share some thingswith you, Carl.
372
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,581
I've been on the police force15 years.
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Do you know how many timesI've been shot?
374
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,293
I don't know.Five?
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Zero.
376
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Wait, you've never been shot?
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Never been shot,never shot at.
378
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,340
You know why?
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I don't leave the car.
380
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,260
Seriously?
381
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Personal safetyis no joking matter.
382
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,596
What if something's going onout there,
383
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like, you know, the street?
384
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,807
Carl, we can do morefor the neighborhood
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by staying right hereinside this car
386
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and being a presence.
387
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,312
So you're not gonna do anythingabout those prostitutes
388
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,146
over there?
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[Tipping] Do you see blood?
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00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,066
- No.- Anyone crying,
391
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begging for their life?
392
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,068
Not that I can see.
393
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[Tipping] Then we let them knowwe're here...
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[honks horn]
395
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...and we go on our way.
396
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,242
[sighs] Okay.
397
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Another Life Saver?
398
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,457
Are we seriously gonna buyillegal weed
399
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,251
from some random dudeon the street?
400
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They're not random.
401
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,588
That's Scotty in the beanie.
402
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,423
Lori L. on the stoop.
403
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,632
That guy doing balletover there
404
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050
probably has some good stuff.
405
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,135
[Frank] Who, Herman?
406
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,678
Yeah, his product isn't bad,
407
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,846
when he has it.
408
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,931
Usually by mid-morning,he's smoked it all up.
409
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,018
On disability.Got hit by an Uber.
410
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,562
Tiny Tod over therehas the cheapest weed,
411
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,564
but it's mostly stems.
412
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,858
I don't know about this.
413
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,860
These folks aren't doingany harm.
414
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,653
It's thelaw-abiding rich people
415
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,697
who decidedto legalize marijuana
416
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,990
who are messing up a system
417
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that's been in placefor decades.
418
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,620
Trust me, these folkshave good product.
419
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,122
upbeat music
420
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,291
Let's buy from Gina.
421
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,709
[Kev] Who, Twitchy McGee?
422
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,587
[Frank] Exactly.She's jonesing.
423
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,590
Probably H.She's desperate.
424
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,841
Has to score soon,
425
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,551
so she'll want to makea quick sale.
426
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,219
[car alarm wails]
427
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,554
All right, I'm going in.
428
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,722
Cash, please.
429
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,558
Better not run awaywith our money, Frank.
430
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,728
Veronica, please.
431
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,480
This is good.
432
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,106
This'll probably get usfour ounces.
433
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,358
Then back to your place.
434
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,692
We'll cook up some goodies.
435
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:50,991
What happened?
436
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,576
We never talkedabout our split.
437
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,494
What split?
438
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,536
As business partners.
439
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:55,663
Temporary business partners.
440
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,623
I think 50/50's fair.
441
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,749
Sounds reasonable to me.
442
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,833
Fuck that.There's two of us
443
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,502
and one of you.A three-way split.
444
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,338
Sounds reasonable to me.
445
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,132
Got yourselves a deal.Partners.
446
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,634
Go get 'em, tiger.
447
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,846
[Frank]Gina, did you miss me?
448
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:16,392
[music playing faintly]
449
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:20,270
Ooh, they have tiarasand magic wands.
450
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,442
You guys, where are you?They have fairy dust.
451
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,694
[Tami]En garde!
452
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,570
Take that, bad guy.
453
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,657
Ah, this is my land.You'll never win the battle.
454
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,741
[both grunting]
455
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,701
Get her, Franny.
456
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,952
I got her!I got her!
457
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,038
Look, I can dress like aunicorn princess for the party.
458
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,416
Huh?
459
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,625
Hi-yah!
460
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,711
- [cell phone rings]- Oh.
461
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,962
Hi, babe.
462
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,465
Uh, your sister is going psychofor the princess crap.
463
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,092
Uh, hey.So, um, you know how you're mad
464
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,969
I'm spending a lot of moneywe don't have on the house?
465
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,972
Yes.Accept defeat, warrior!
466
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,725
Well, someone brokeour two front windows.
467
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,852
What the serious fuck?
468
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,186
[Lip]That's what I said.
469
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,773
How do we feel aboutthis mermaid princess look?
470
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,942
Uh, okay, so we gotta callthe cops.
471
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445
No, the cops won't do anythingabout a broken window.
472
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,404
We'd have to lie and tell them
473
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,822
there wasa murder or something.
474
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,657
Hey.Why are you hitting me?
475
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,618
She switched sides.Us against you now.
476
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,787
So I was thinking I'm gonnachange out the windows,
477
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,956
and, uh, I was actuallygonna replace them
478
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,042
- with double glaze anyway.- [Tami]Double glaze?
479
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,418
They more expensivethan regular?
480
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,794
Okay, stop.This is the safe zone.
481
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,005
I am in the safe zone.Do not come closer.
482
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,466
That sounds expensive, Lip.Is it?
483
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,135
A little bit.Not much.
484
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,512
[Tami]Ugh, we gotta stophemorrhaging money.
485
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,722
[clattering sound]
486
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,266
[engine roaring,tires screeching]
487
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,392
Oh, come on!
488
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,852
I'm just sayingwe're spending--
489
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,104
No, no, no, I'm sorry.I wasn't talking to you.
490
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,775
[grunts]
491
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,818
Someone just dumpeda bunch of trash
492
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,112
in our new yardand in our planters.
493
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,489
Why?
494
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,532
I don't know.I don't see anyone.
495
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,868
It must've beensome punk-ass kids.
496
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,536
I gotta put a sign up,let people know...
497
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,121
[shouting]...a Gallagher lives here!
498
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,706
Then they won't messwith us anymore.
499
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,874
[Tami, incredulously]Yeah, okay.
500
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,210
Um, how's Fred?
501
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,836
Oh, uh, good.
502
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,630
Good.Happy. Good.
503
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,631
I gotta go.Bye!
504
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,008
- Bye.- [Debbie] Okay, I found it.
505
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,052
I'll be a fairy princessfor the party.
506
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,596
Isn't this the perfect dress?
507
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,478
So you worked five yearsat Home Depot,
508
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,938
three at Lowe's,
509
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,524
and served two active dutiesin Afghanistan.
510
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,901
- Yep.- Impressive.
511
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,277
[clears throat]
512
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,321
Oh, shit.
513
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,032
Whoops.Uh, you forgot to put
514
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,409
your Social Security numberon the application.
515
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,328
Yeah, it's, uh,
516
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,623
three...seven...22.
517
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,375
That's only four numbers.
518
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,585
How many is it supposed to be?
519
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,170
Why don't you justtext it to me later?
520
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,589
- Yeah.- So Mr. Milkovich,
521
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,258
let's do a little role-play.
522
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,843
Oh, I'm notinto that shit anymore.
523
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,010
I got married.
524
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,680
[laughs] No, no.Professional role-play.
525
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,014
- Oh, yeah.- [interviewer] Let's say
526
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,850
you're working at the register.[clears throat]
527
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,394
I'm a customer who comes in,and I wanna return a saw.
528
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,313
What are some questionsyou might wanna ask me?
529
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,858
Okay.Uh...
530
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,526
How many times you use it?
531
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,694
Where'd you steal that from?
532
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,820
You think you can scam me?
533
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,113
[shouting] You thinkI'm fucking stupid?
534
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,073
Is there blood on that shit?
535
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,826
Uh, not exactlywhat I was looking for.
536
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,119
Hey, okay.You know, hey.
537
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,954
I-I'm really good at scaringthe crap out of people,
538
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,956
so I can say whateveryou want me to say
539
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,792
so people stop returning shit.
540
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,794
Good--good to know.
541
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,462
Maybe dealing directlywith the customers
542
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,257
is not the best job for you.
543
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,843
Look...
544
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,763
I-I really wantto make it work here, so...
545
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,309
W-w-what are they doing?Can I do that job?
546
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,103
Oh, yeah.Inspecting the expiration dates
547
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,396
on our stored food supply.
548
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,940
Anything doesn't meetour high standard of freshness
549
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,650
is disposed of.
550
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,777
- So thrown out?- [interviewer] That's right.
551
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,945
Why don't you just tell mea little bit more
552
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,238
about yourself?
553
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,574
What assets do you thinkyou bring to the workplace?
554
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,700
Bro, I can bring whatever
555
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,910
you fucking wantto the workplace.
556
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,661
I got, like...What--what do you need?
557
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,039
Glocks? Nunchucks?Fuck, I got bayonets.
558
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,082
I got whatever you want.I got you--
559
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,002
or I know who does, okay?
560
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,670
I'm--I'm sorry, Mr. Milkovich.
561
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,964
I don't think this job'sthe right fit for you.
562
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,092
What do you mean?I...
563
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,929
You know what?Goddamn right, it's not.
564
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,224
I don't need to be out here,making minimum-ass wage,
565
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,725
tossing outperfectly good food,
566
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,976
getting blistersall over my hands
567
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,979
so I can clock outwith a bunch of fucking bozos,
568
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,190
go home smellinglike a rotten fucking pig.
569
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,776
This is your faultfor making me do this shit.
570
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,444
Fuck you, and fuck you,
571
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,738
and especially fuck you.
572
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,496
Shake that...
573
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,957
[Tipping]Ass for me,shake that ass for me
574
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,083
Come on, girl
575
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,795
Shake that ass for me
576
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,963
Come on, girl, shake
577
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,130
That ass for me
578
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,757
Shake that ass for me
579
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,050
Okay, it's your part.
580
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,344
I'm a menace, a Dennis,an oral hygienist
581
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513
Open your mouth for aboutfour or five minutes
582
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,139
Take a little bitof fluoride with it
583
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,724
Swish but don't spit it
584
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,934
Swallow and I'll finish
585
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,477
[dispatch]Attention,all officers.
586
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,395
[quietly] Thank God.
587
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,063
Damn, we almost got throughthe whole thing.
588
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,982
That song makes me feelkind of badass.
589
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,276
- You too?- Uh, sure.
590
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,235
[dispatch]Attention,all officers,
591
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,444
we have a 312 in progress.
592
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,196
- 700 block of Riverside.- Hell yeah.
593
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,364
[dispatch]Convenience storerobbery.
594
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,032
Four suspects,armed and dangerous.
595
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,909
Any and all officersin the area, please respond.
596
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,119
It's go time.
597
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,954
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy.What are you doing there?
598
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,580
Have you learned nothing today?
599
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,540
We're so close.
600
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,667
No, no, no, there's officersmuch closer than we are.
601
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,835
We're, like, two blocks away.
602
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,712
I've seen this before.By the time we get there,
603
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,713
someone will have gotten shot,
604
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,131
and Homicide will take overthe case.
605
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,300
So let's just stayout of their crime scene.
606
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,051
But it's our dutyto take the call.
607
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,095
Trust me on this one.We're partners.
608
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,681
Need to stick together,be a united front,
609
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,767
have each other's back.Okay?
610
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,935
Okay.
611
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,854
[Tipping]You'll thank me one day.
612
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,022
Fucking bored shitless.
613
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,482
Now can we get backto our song?
614
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,818
Girl, shake that assfor me
615
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,862
Shake that ass for me
616
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,698
All due respect, Veronica,
617
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,074
your brownies were awful.
618
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,242
Really?
619
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,786
Did you fry the marijuanain butter first?
620
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,246
No, she didn't.
621
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,040
What difference does that make?
622
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,001
It's the differencebetween a ghetto pot brownie
623
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,836
and a culinary delight.
624
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,046
By frying the weed,
625
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,798
you activate the cannabinoids.
626
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,842
reggae music playing
627
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,887
Here, stir this for me,will you?
628
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,598
Also, the lipids in the butter
629
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,266
bond with the weed to form
630
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,810
the perfect cannabis infusion.
631
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,187
Yeah, V.
632
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,649
Now, let's seehow our first batch looks.
633
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,110
Oh, yeah.[laughs]
634
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,862
[Kev] Oh, those smell amazing.
635
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,821
Eh?
636
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,074
Kev, my fine feathered friend,
637
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,159
I need you to cutthat pan of brownies
638
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,244
into two-by-two squares.
639
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,997
Each square has to beequal size and shape.
640
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,791
I want ten perfect brownies.
641
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,000
Aye-aye, captain.
642
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,419
That's $200 worth of heavenright there.
643
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,879
$200?
644
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:04,216
That's, like, a lot of moneyfor each brownie.
645
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,634
20 bucks a brownie, Kev.
646
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:06,343
Holy shit.
647
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,969
The going rate is ten, Frank.
648
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,471
Nobody's gonna dish out 20.
649
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,640
That's because no onehas tasted
650
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,975
Frank Gallagher's masterpiece
651
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,144
of psychedelic goodness yet.
652
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,564
I'll speak the trutheven if you never understand
653
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,533
rock music
654
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,911
Hey, Kendall.What can I do you for?
655
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,163
Back up.Keep your distance.
656
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,289
What's up?
657
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,917
Can't eat this crapthe lunch lady gave me.
658
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,922
How much fora peanut butter sandwich, Liam?
659
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,258
Donations only.Whatever you got.
660
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,930
Um...
661
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,224
stole this Red Bullfrom the corner store.
662
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,976
That'll work.
663
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,770
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
664
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,939
This is not an open-air market.
665
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,275
It is a liabilityfor you to sell food
666
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:04,234
on school property.
667
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,277
That's mine.
668
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,945
I'm not selling it.Donating it.
669
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,905
Well, you can't do that,either.
670
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:09,948
What, share my lunch?
671
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,074
No.
672
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,826
So it's okayfor these underprivileged kids
673
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,077
to starvebecause they don't want
674
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,496
to eat the slop you give them?
675
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,331
Until they paytheir lunch debt,
676
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:19,749
that's all they get.
677
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,836
Now close it down.
678
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:23,879
Sorry, everyone.
679
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,465
Loraine won't let me donatesandwiches to you anymore.
680
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:29,801
- [student] That sucks!- [students booing]
681
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:30,969
I know, I know.
682
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,846
It hurts me just as muchas it hurts you.
683
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,306
I didn't grow upwith money, either,
684
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,224
but ever sinceI was a little kid,
685
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,268
it's been my passionto give to those
686
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,478
less fortunate than myself.
687
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,062
- [child ] Yeah!- [child] You're the man, Liam.
688
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,189
Please.
689
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565
If I had extra money,
690
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,275
I'd give itto all my friends here
691
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,735
so they could buy hot lunch,
692
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,569
but since I don't,
693
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,946
I thought the next best thingwould be
694
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,157
is to donate foodfrom my family's kitchen.
695
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,034
- [crowd cheering]- [student] Yeah, Liam!
696
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:55,494
Please, please, please.
697
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,370
I'm just one mantrying to make a difference.
698
00:24:57,412 --> 00:25:00,081
I won't take upany more of your time.
699
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,672
- [students cheer]- [student] Bye, Loraine.
700
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,342
[student] Go, Liam.
701
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,719
Now, who wants a sandwich?
702
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,766
This one is when the twinsdressed like salt and pepper
703
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,975
for Halloween.
704
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,186
The condiments,not the hip-hop group.
705
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,104
You do realize peoplejust keep photos
706
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,606
- on their phone now, right?- [stomach rumbles]
707
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,276
Ooh, I got some rumblesin my tumbles.
708
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,986
You hungry?
709
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,154
For police action.
710
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,948
What about for eggplant pea?
711
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,491
Best this side of Milwaukee.
712
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,451
- I guess.- Let's do this.
713
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,953
[clears throat]Dispatch,
714
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,913
this is Officers Tippingand Gallagher.
715
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,414
[dispatch]Go for dispatch.
716
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,042
A concerned citizenjust stopped us...
717
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,418
What are you talking about?We've been at--
718
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,087
...and reporteda suspicious person
719
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,713
over on Hemlock Street.
720
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,215
We're gonna investigate.
721
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,466
[dispatch]Copy that.
722
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,718
Report back your findingsand if you need backup.
723
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,928
Will do.
724
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,263
What the hellwas that all about?
725
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,847
Buys us more time for lunch.
726
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,517
Eggplant pea, here we come.
727
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,143
So let me get this straight.
728
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,521
We don't respondto real crimes in progress,
729
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,273
but we do respondto fake crimes
730
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,440
that aren't even happening?
731
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,984
You're getting the hangof this.
732
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,819
This is sonot what I signed up for.
733
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,613
Your tum-tum will thank me.
734
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,123
[Mickey] Right on time.
735
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,084
rock music
736
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,717
Nice truck, fatty.
737
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,440
Ding Dongs for a ding-dong.
738
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,946
Ugh, smelly fucking fat-ass.
739
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:55,989
I'm gonna get pinkeye
740
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,199
from all the fartsin this thing.
741
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,704
- [engine turns over]- Ugh.
742
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,081
Jack-fucking-pot.
743
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,625
Later, Jabba the Hutt!
744
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,836
[truck driver] Hey.Hey, hey!
745
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,213
Hey, get the door for me,would you, Val Kilmer?
746
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,590
[yelps]
747
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,970
Asshole!
748
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,604
Did you and Tommyget in a fight about something?
749
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,273
- Just drop it.- Oh.
750
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,691
He owe you money?
751
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,402
Has for years,but that's not it.
752
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,030
What, did you wreck his car?
753
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,450
I wish it were somethingso simple.
754
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,828
[knocking at door]
755
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,670
- Yeah?- Hi.
756
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,588
We heardyou're selling edibles here,
757
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,465
and we were told to ask
758
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,176
for the marijuana magician.
759
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,305
Come on in!He's right here.
760
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,140
I'll show you to him.
761
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,141
Didn't catch your names.
762
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,851
Barry, and he's Ryan.
763
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,937
Sure.
764
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:11,523
The one and only Frank.
765
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,732
Have a seat, gentlemen.
766
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,984
How can the Frankhelp you today?
767
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,195
Selection looks impressive.
768
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,572
So what do you have here?
769
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,491
[Frank] I've arrangedmy products
770
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,952
in descending order of THC.
771
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,204
Starting here at the top tier,
772
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,290
I call this "Can't-Get-Off-The-Couch Cookie."
773
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,209
- [Barry] Yowza.- I don't want that.
774
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,502
I still need to do workevery day.
775
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,088
Uh, you and me both, brother.
776
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,214
Continuing down the line,
777
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,341
we reduce the THCuntil we get
778
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,926
to the bottom shelf
779
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,344
and our homemade suckers,
780
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,471
which are basically all CBD.
781
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,266
What do you think is bestto give me a buzz
782
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,727
but also help my sciatica?
783
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:52,147
I would stick somewhere herein the middle.
784
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,190
These chocolate walnut brownies
785
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,276
have the perfect amount of THC
786
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,153
to give you a little euphoria,
787
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,404
and the CBD
788
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,406
to relieve that painin your ass.
789
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,949
Should we get two?
790
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,577
We're going to that foam partythis weekend.
791
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,245
Let's make it four, then.
792
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,205
[Frank] Four it is.If you would pay
793
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,374
my sales clerks behind the bar,
794
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,752
I will bag these up for you.
795
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,214
[Kev] Excellent, gentlemen.
796
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,592
Four brownies.So that's, uh...
797
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:22,552
[Veronica] $80.
798
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,888
Well, this is fucking vile.
799
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:25,805
Morning, Lip.
800
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,516
Hey, Marsha.How's Georgia doing?
801
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,935
Got into a bowlof butterscotch candy
802
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,312
I have out for guests.
803
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,397
Didn't you?Ate the wrappers and all.
804
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,482
That right?
805
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,485
I'll be picking uppoopy candy bits for days.
806
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,570
Hey, uh, you didn't see
807
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,155
who did any of this,did you?
808
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,615
What?
809
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:45,408
Oh, broke my front window,
810
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,951
you know, put all this trashin the yard.
811
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,120
I thought the housewas always like this.
812
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,205
Yeah, when Mr. Shaw lives here,
813
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,456
but I've been tryingto fix it up.
814
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,916
You buy the place?
815
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,958
No, just renting.
816
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,628
Spending a lot of moneyif it's not yours.
817
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,213
Yeah, well, I wantsome nice things in my life
818
00:29:58,254 --> 00:29:59,464
for a change.
819
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,591
Well, good for you.
820
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,134
- Thank you.- [Fred] Da-da.
821
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,261
[laughs]
822
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,263
Hey, Marsha.
823
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,057
You see any punk-ass kidsrunning around here,
824
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,183
you let me know?
825
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,851
You got it, Lip.
826
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,686
Thanks.
827
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,112
Thanks, Ma.
828
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,906
Of course, sweetie.
829
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,991
Oh, that's Arthur
830
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:29,869
on his honeymoonwith his first wife, Nadine.
831
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:33,081
Oh, you people sure areinto hard copy photos, huh?
832
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,625
[laughs]I loved Nadine.
833
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,335
I really do miss her.
834
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,670
[Tipping]Ma, she cheated on me,
835
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,839
with five differentpolice officers--five.
836
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,550
Well, she certainly had a type.
837
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:44,926
You gotta give her that.
838
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,720
Oh, Carl, can I give youanother serving?
839
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,556
Oh, no, Mrs. Tipping, I--
840
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,808
Oh, Rhoda.
841
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,935
You're part of the family now.
842
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,729
Okay.Uh, no thank you, uh, Rhoda.
843
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,356
I'm not too bigon heavy lunches.
844
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,233
Besides, we gotta getback out to the streets.
845
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,651
Oh, right, right, right,right, right.
846
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,695
Thanks for reminding me.[clears throat]
847
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:04,863
Dispatch, come in, please.
848
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,406
[dispatch]You've got dispatch.
849
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,366
This is Officer Tipping.Officer Gallagher and I
850
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,617
have located the suspect,
851
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,411
and we are now proceedingwith questioning.
852
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:14,289
[dispatch]Copy that.
853
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:18,543
I am so proud of you, Arty.
854
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,961
- Oh, both of you.- Mm.
855
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,213
[chuckles]
856
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:25,049
Mm.
857
00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:27,343
Family.
858
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,678
[Rhoda] Goodbye, boys.
859
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,638
You know what I like to doafter a big meal?
860
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,056
Oh, I don't know.Do your job?
861
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:32,891
Catch some rapists?
862
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,767
Take a napover at the Best Buy.
863
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,269
Have you ever sat in one
864
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,146
of the massage reclinersthey have there?
865
00:31:38,187 --> 00:31:39,772
No, but I'm sure I will now.
866
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:43,818
My lower lumbarcould really use some kneading.
867
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,696
Dispatch, the suspecthas directed us
868
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,531
to an abandoned house
869
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,909
that has a suspicious smellemanating from it.
870
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,786
Officer Gallagher and Iwill investigate further.
871
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,788
[dispatch]Copy that.
872
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,342
[Debbie] Hey, it's startingto look
873
00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:08,760
like a magic castle in here.
874
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:11,638
[Tami] Or like a Care Beartook a giant shit.
875
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,515
Or Strawberry Shortcakefucked My Little Pony.
876
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,975
Yeah, or Glinda the Good Witch
877
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,352
just, like,projectile vomited--
878
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,020
Okay, I get it.Stop making fun of me.
879
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,189
This is gonna bethe best party ever.
880
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,690
Yeah, for you.
881
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,109
What do you mean?It's Franny's birthday.
882
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,069
[helium whooshing]
883
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,488
You just seema little more into it
884
00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:29,864
than Franny does, babe.
885
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,825
That is so not true.Franny's so into it.
886
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,161
I mean, what little girldoesn't want a princess party?
887
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,746
I never wanted one.
888
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,414
Me neither.
889
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,375
I did.
890
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,502
Well, that explains it.
891
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:43,920
Explains what?
892
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,422
Why you're so obsessedwith all this shit.
893
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,758
I am not obsessed.
894
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,135
The magic wands don't go there.On the coffee table.
895
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,595
Oh, okay.Sorry.
896
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,597
I just--I never gotthe princess manual.
897
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,849
I was always into G.I. Joesand shit when I was a kid,
898
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,768
so that's the kind of partiesI had.
899
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,144
Yeah, well, every birthday,one of my uncles
900
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:03,189
would just get me drunkand let me shoot his gun.
901
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,858
The bounce house is here!
902
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,276
- Yes!- Hell yeah!
903
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,027
Love a bounce house.
904
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,696
- Whoo!- I've never been in one.
905
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,947
What?
906
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,782
Uh, none of the adultswere sober enough
907
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,617
to make me a cake,never mind
908
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,077
get a bounce house.
909
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,705
You were seriouslyraised by wolves.
910
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,457
[generator whirring]
911
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,710
It's supposed to bea princess castle.
912
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,294
You sure?
913
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,671
Paperwork says Dracula's Lair.
914
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,423
Oh, she's sure.
915
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,008
Now why would I orderDracula's Lair
916
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:33,052
for a five-year-old girl'sbirthday party?
917
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,555
I love it!
918
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,683
I need a princess castle.Get me a princess castle.
919
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,726
Sorry, ma'am,we don't have
920
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:43,187
anything extra on the truck.
921
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,105
[scoffs]
922
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,024
Well, this isthe worst thing ever.
923
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:48,818
I think it's kind of cool.Come on!
924
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,612
It says "Bounce-ilvania," Debs.
925
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,948
What could be more funthan that?
926
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:57,201
rock music
927
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,331
Okay, all bets in?
928
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916
Shit.
929
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,835
I got nothing.Pair of tens.
930
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,593
Full house.Sorry about that, boys.
931
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:14,552
Crap.
932
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:15,845
How is itthe new kid always wins?
933
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,346
Beginner's luck.
934
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,098
Uh, yeah.
935
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,933
- Franklin Pierce...- Loitering...
936
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,810
- James Buchanan...- Littering.
937
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,395
- [Tipping] Abraham Lincoln.- [Carl] Actual B&E.
938
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,646
[Tipping] Andrew Johnson.
939
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:26,522
Defacing property.
940
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,857
Ulysses S. Grant.
941
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,068
Ah, shoot, I can't rememberwho was next.
942
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,195
- Who's the 19th president?- I don't know.
943
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,072
I didn't even knowthere was 19 presidents.
944
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:36,616
- Pfft.- Ah, more loitering.
945
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,911
Battery.
946
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,079
Oh, my God, what is that?
947
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,830
What? Where?What is it?
948
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,290
- Go time, is what it is.- [siren wailing]
949
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,708
This car has a siren?
950
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,709
Let's move it, people!
951
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:47,835
And a megaphone?
952
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,379
[Tipping] Hang on, partner.
953
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,383
This is what I'm talking about!
954
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,760
[tires screech]
955
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:56,844
Go.
956
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:00,515
Put these on.
957
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:01,641
What's going on?What's happening?
958
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,810
- Where are we going?- Traffic light is out.
959
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,686
Good thingwe were in the vicinity.
960
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,480
You stand on that side.I'll stay here.
961
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,689
[car horns honking]
962
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:19,242
- [driver honks horn]- Out of the road, asshole!
963
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:24,997
Watch your starall by yourself
964
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:28,918
Fame, but I don't die
965
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,171
All I want
966
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:36,008
I won't be here,you're all--
967
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,390
Yo, what up, Jose?
968
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,058
Looking good, man.
969
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,060
Yeah, you too.I'm not used to seeing
970
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,104
your cracker asson this side of the wire.
971
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,939
So what's this dealyou got for me?
972
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,566
Right here.
973
00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:52,817
A dumpster?
974
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,110
Man, what kind of idiotyou think I am?
975
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155
No, no, ain't like that.Look, check it out.
976
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:59,031
Boom!
977
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,452
Damn.
978
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,453
[Mickey] Uh-huh.I told you.
979
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,038
[Jose] Wait, what is all this?
980
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,665
It's food.The fuck you think it is?
981
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,000
No, I mean,where did you get it?
982
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,044
Difference does that make?I got it, didn't I?
983
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,713
I could really usesome of this shit.
984
00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:14,755
Uh-huh.
985
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:17,633
Pasta, oatmeal...
986
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,802
flour.
987
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,262
How much you want?
988
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:25,224
Hey, for you,give you a good price.
989
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,103
Wait a minute.This is expired.
990
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,230
- So what?- It says 2019.
991
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,191
It's fucking pasta, man.Doesn't go bad.
992
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,942
Yeah, well, I hate the guysin this joint
993
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,652
just as much as anybody,but I'm not trying to give them
994
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:37,862
salmonella or some shit.
995
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,281
Will you quit being a bitch?Those dates don't mean shit,
996
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,657
and you know it.
997
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,826
You--you're a fucking asshole.
998
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,745
Hey, a'ight, man.Whatever.
999
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,496
No problem.
1000
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:49,081
All good.
1001
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,333
Got plenty other cooksout there
1002
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,960
willing to take this offmy hands for...
1003
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:56,130
oh, half what they usually payfor their bulk items.
1004
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,840
Charge their bossthe same amount,
1005
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,760
and guess what?They just pocket the rest.
1006
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:03,804
peppy music
1007
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,849
Uh-huh.You interested now.
1008
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:11,229
[laughs]
1009
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,440
Ah, there you go.
1010
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,983
Hmm.
1011
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,443
All right.
1012
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,945
There you go, Framingham.
1013
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,863
Oh, gee, thanks.
1014
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,074
Pretty boy.
1015
00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:25,743
Thanks.
1016
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,454
Hey, uh, you want to geta couple of drinks,
1017
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,622
piss away our paychecks?
1018
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,457
Ah, not tonight.Thank you.
1019
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,708
All right, suit yourself.
1020
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,460
Yeah.
1021
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,635
Hey, George.Hey, wait up.
1022
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,012
What's going on?
1023
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:48,099
Who do I talk to abouta mistake with my paycheck?
1024
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,767
Oh, let me see this.
1025
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:50,893
What's the mistake?
1026
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,436
Look at here.It says I worked 39 hours.
1027
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,480
I worked 45.I should be getting overtime.
1028
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,357
Yeah, that's what they do.They dock you for lunch,
1029
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,025
the time it takesto go to the head,
1030
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,528
anything to keep itunder 40 hours.
1031
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,487
- You serious?- Yeah.
1032
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,322
That way, they don't haveto give you benefits.
1033
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,658
- They get away with that?- They do.
1034
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:09,912
Oh, even at 39 hours,the money's not adding up.
1035
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,206
Ah, dude, they take outall kinds of crap.
1036
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,250
Locker fees, safety vests,you name it.
1037
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,418
It's usually about four months
1038
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,169
before you're even gettinga full paycheck.
1039
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:20,631
Welcome to a working man'sAmerica, Kemosabe.
1040
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,770
Yo, Gallagher,how'd it go today?
1041
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,147
Damn, what happened to you?
1042
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:37,773
Broke his cop cherry.
1043
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,234
Best day of my life.Kicked so much ass.
1044
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,861
- Jesus.- Senior officers
1045
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:43,988
are taking us to the cop baracross the street.
1046
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,574
Celebrate you tadpolesbecoming real women.
1047
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:48,200
Hell yeah.I'm in.
1048
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:49,785
Hey, you not coming?
1049
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:50,953
Gotta see the fam.
1050
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,788
Yeah, don't even botherwith Lady Arthur over there.
1051
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,165
He's allergic to fun.
1052
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,624
Hurry up and get changed,Gallagher.
1053
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,667
Meet us over there.
1054
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,127
I suggest you getsome rest, Carl.
1055
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,087
Hey, why would I getsome rest?
1056
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,214
We didn't do shit today.All we did was rest.
1057
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,632
I wanted to havean action-packed day
1058
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,717
like Yanez did,
1059
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,093
not sing along to Eminem.
1060
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,387
A security guard would've hadmore fun than we did.
1061
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,097
But I put up with it.Know why?
1062
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,974
Because you said we gotta haveeach other's backs,
1063
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,518
be a united front.I was bored shitless today.
1064
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,563
I don't care, 'cause I wanna bethe best partner that I can be.
1065
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,524
So the least you can dois walk across that street
1066
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:23,402
and buy me a damn drink.
1067
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,030
All right, partner.One drink.
1068
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,199
rock music
1069
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,786
[all chanting "Chug"]
1070
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:39,710
[cheers and applause]
1071
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,670
Damn.
1072
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,130
Your partner seems pretty wild.
1073
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,174
Yeah, first I've seen that.
1074
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,009
Oh, shit.I think he's married.
1075
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,678
Oh, that's okay.Tina doesn't care.
1076
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,806
So first day, huh?
1077
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,224
Yeah.What do you do?
1078
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,892
I'm overat the leather factory.
1079
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,852
Mm.Like coats and stuff?
1080
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,145
No, not as glamorous.
1081
00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,272
We make bullet bagsand rifle slings.
1082
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,149
It sucks.I stink like cow shit
1083
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,693
and chemicals all the time.Smell me.
1084
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,278
Uh, well...
1085
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,823
Yeah, smell--smells great to me.
1086
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,241
Aw, you're sweet.
1087
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,992
If I'm still at the factoryin five years,
1088
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,619
I give you permissionto shoot me.
1089
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,954
[laughs] Okay.
1090
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:16,580
No, seriously.
1091
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:20,167
Take that big old gun of yoursand shoot me.
1092
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,837
And what would you ratherbe doing instead?
1093
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,547
Mm, marry a cop,
1094
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,215
be his wife,
1095
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,967
have a bunch of his kids.
1096
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,051
Uh...
1097
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,220
Don't worry, bunny.We're just having fun.
1098
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,180
So why'd you want to be po-po?
1099
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,182
Um, you know,make a difference,
1100
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,183
do something for the community,
1101
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:37,852
be a part of the solution.
1102
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,270
- Uh, when I was a kid--- Wanna fuck?
1103
00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:41,605
- Wait, what?- Come on.
1104
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,190
Okay.
1105
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,859
Oh, leave it.We'll be right back.
1106
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,860
Your place close?
1107
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:46,986
Yeah, but we're notgoing there.
1108
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,654
Me and my exstill live together.
1109
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,448
Randy, guard our drinks.
1110
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:53,159
Let's go.
1111
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,702
Where are you guys going?
1112
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:56,203
Bathroom.Come with?
1113
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,663
- Want to?- No.
1114
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,999
Yes.Absolutely.
1115
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,837
I can't believe we soldall that product in one day.
1116
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,380
Ye of little faith.
1117
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,841
No one even flinchedat the high prices.
1118
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,886
Guys, weed is in my blood,
1119
00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:13,429
literally and figuratively.
1120
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,056
I know the businessinside and out.
1121
00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,391
Guess you were right, Frank.
1122
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,226
I don't hear that often enough.
1123
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:22,813
We made $3,400.
1124
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,064
- What?- [Frank] Course we did.
1125
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:28,068
Mm, mm, mm,that's $1,133 apiece.
1126
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,278
Take your pile.
1127
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,114
Oh, it's been lovelydoing business with you.
1128
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,908
Shall we do it again tomorrow?
1129
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:35,409
I don't see why not.V?
1130
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,871
Until our suppliersare back up and running, sure.
1131
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,955
Excellent.
1132
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:43,834
I shall see youbright and early...
1133
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,711
and by that, I mean noon.
1134
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:46,420
[laughter]
1135
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,839
And I liked helping you outtoday
1136
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,424
with your emergency,
1137
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,176
but the trial run is over.
1138
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:54,053
From this pointgoing forward,
1139
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,514
the cut will be 60/40.I'm the 60.
1140
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:58,516
- Seems fair to me.- No way.
1141
00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:01,936
I got the raw materials.I did the manufacturing.
1142
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:04,688
You were simply the retail.
1143
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,524
Toodle-oo.
1144
00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:13,113
And whatever you guysare going through,
1145
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:15,824
you gotta kiss and make up.
1146
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,827
andante rock music
1147
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,497
[Tipping and Tina moaning]
1148
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:22,790
[Tipping] Oh, God!Oh, God!
1149
00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:23,874
[Tina] Feel good, baby?
1150
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,876
[Tipping] I feel--yes,baby feels very good.
1151
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,421
[Tipping grunting]
1152
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,215
Hey, can you guys keep it downin there, please?
1153
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,008
[Tipping] Yeah, yeah,sure, bud.
1154
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,552
[moaning]
1155
00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:36,595
My--my legsare kind of getting wobbly.
1156
00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,222
If you put one footup on the toilet,
1157
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,473
it usually works better.
1158
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:42,184
[Tipping] Oh, wow,what are you doing to me?
1159
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,394
[Tina] Want me to stop, Arthur?
1160
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:45,312
[Tipping] No, no, no.
1161
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,064
There you go.That's better, right?
1162
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,691
I guess.I'm a little distracted,
1163
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:49,650
but I'm fine.
1164
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,735
You get usedto these close quarters.
1165
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:54,280
- You've done this before?- Yeah, dozens of times.
1166
00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:55,281
Oh.
1167
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,907
[Tipping]Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.
1168
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,158
Okay, I gotta stop.I'm sorry.
1169
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,535
This is gettinga little weird.
1170
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,580
- [Tipping groans]- Really?
1171
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:03,706
- [heavy thud]- [Tina screams]
1172
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:06,250
What the hell?What's going on in there?
1173
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,751
I think he's dead.
1174
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:10,754
My vagina killed him.
1175
00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:12,089
Whoa.
1176
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,384
Fuck, Arthur.
1177
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,386
[cell phone chimes]
1178
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,596
[sighs] Shit.
1179
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:21,557
Another mom said her kidcan't come to the party.
1180
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:26,020
It might have something to dowith your ankle bracelet, babe.
1181
00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:27,521
Well, whatever.That's too bad.
1182
00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:28,939
We don't needFranny's school friends.
1183
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,190
We'll still have fun.
1184
00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:32,318
Okay, everybody grabyour song lyrics.
1185
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,029
It's time to singthe princess song.
1186
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,197
Kay, Franny.
1187
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,075
Sit right here.Kay.
1188
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,829
Okay.
1189
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,415
One, two, three.
1190
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,251
[TV and ensemble]I want to be a princess
1191
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,420
You can be a princess
1192
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,048
We can all be princesses
1193
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,175
In a fairy tale
1194
00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:58,594
Sing and danceand twirl around
1195
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,096
Spinningin a ballroom gown
1196
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,432
We can allbe princesses
1197
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,559
In a fairy tale
1198
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,520
Ho, ho, ho!Happy birthday, Franny.
1199
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:11,065
Look what I bought you.These are from me, okay?
1200
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,566
Only me, your favorite uncle.
1201
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,693
- Yay, guns!- Guns!
1202
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,279
[Debbie] That is nota princess gift.
1203
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,281
- Tough titties.- Let's play!
1204
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,824
You got it, kid.
1205
00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:22,368
[TV]The boys
1206
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:23,410
[Mickey] Okay, shoot!
1207
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,537
- No, no, Uncle Mickey!- Sorry, Debs.
1208
00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:26,914
- [Mickey] No, no, go ahead,go ahead, shoot me--
1209
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:27,956
[Franny]I'm gonna get you!
1210
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,291
[Mickey] Blow my brains out,kid. Come on.
1211
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,459
- [Franny] Okay, okay.- [Mickey] Go ahead.
1212
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,127
[Franny] I got you,you're dead! I shot you!
1213
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,129
- [medic] Yeah.- [medic] Watch your step.
1214
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,756
Oh, shit.
1215
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:39,093
I'm really sorry again, sir,that you had a heart attack.
1216
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,720
You know,I somehow feel responsible.
1217
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,224
Maybe you shouldn't hadall those pitchers of beer.
1218
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,062
Well, back at it againin the morning, right, sir?
1219
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,939
[heart monitor speeds up]
1220
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,607
Or maybe not.
1221
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:57,361
rock music
1222
00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,154
[engine turns over]
1223
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,534
[siren wailing]
1224
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:08,414
[Tami] Oh, God.
1225
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,915
I ate too much cake.
1226
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,751
Oh, yeah, I didn't go anywherenear that pink frosting shit.
1227
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,294
[laughs]
1228
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,255
Hey, what kind of partyyou think Fred's gonna want
1229
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,381
when he's older?
1230
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:18,674
A Terminator party.
1231
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,259
[laughs] Why?Is that what you wanted
1232
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,593
when you were a kid?
1233
00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,637
- Yeah?- Maybe.
1234
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,514
Hey!Yo, hey, whoa!
1235
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,016
[Tami] Whoa, what the hell?
1236
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,393
[Lip]Marsha?
1237
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:31,562
Lip.
1238
00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:34,815
What, you fucked upour house before?
1239
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,192
The three of us.
1240
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,152
Why?
1241
00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,279
You're making your houselook too good.
1242
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,488
So?
1243
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,449
Our property tax will go up.
1244
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,451
What, because we planteda couple flowers?
1245
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:48,036
And put in new windowsand mulch,
1246
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,288
cleaned up the trash.
1247
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,707
People are gonna wanna dothe same as you.
1248
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,751
White folk will drivearound the city
1249
00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,753
looking for a new placeto live,
1250
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:58,380
never imagine themselvesdown here.
1251
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,967
Then they see your house,call the realtors.
1252
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,844
Rent will go up.
1253
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:05,429
Property tax.
1254
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,347
We've been hereour whole lives,
1255
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:09,641
and now we're being pushed out.
1256
00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:11,435
Where will we go then?
1257
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:15,189
[siren wailing faintly]
1258
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,609
[sighs]
1259
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,070
Franny did not like her party.
1260
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,615
Yeah, not so much.
1261
00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:29,203
You were right.I mean...
1262
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:31,497
I only did this for myself.
1263
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:34,500
I just--I always dreamedof having a princess party
1264
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,877
as a kid.
1265
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,004
I'm sorry, babes.
1266
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:50,390
Not that I would do itdifferently or anything.
1267
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:51,767
Really?
1268
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,977
I mean, fuck no.It's like,
1269
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,395
Franny's only five.
1270
00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:56,605
It's not likeshe's gonna remember
1271
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:57,940
any of this shit.
1272
00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:01,109
Even if she does,a little bit of disappointment
1273
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:02,903
is good for her.
1274
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,490
I mean, I would do anythingfor that kid, but...
1275
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,700
sometimes I just...
1276
00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:11,119
it's gotta be about me.
1277
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,709
[chuckles]
1278
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:23,674
[siren wailing]
1279
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:25,843
Wow, it gets sketchy hereat night.
1280
00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,387
Yeah, we should probablygo home.
1281
00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:29,596
She's down there.Come on.
1282
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,473
- You sure about this?- Fuck Frank.
1283
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,350
Why should we give him2/3 of our money?
1284
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,434
'Cause he's our partner.
1285
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:35,811
[Veronica]We can do everything he did.
1286
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,522
[Kev] I'm not sure I can makethose pineapple lollipops.
1287
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,190
Go, ask.
1288
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,733
[sighs]
1289
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,319
Hey, um, how you doing?
1290
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,197
We're lookingto, um, buy some weed--
1291
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,616
ganja, smoke, marijuana.
1292
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,243
- [Veronica] Kev...- I know you?
1293
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,661
- [Kev] No.- Yeah, you do.
1294
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,954
Our friend was here earlier.
1295
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:57,165
I should say our partner.Frank Gallagher?
1296
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,001
Sorry, I don't got nothing.
1297
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,627
What, seriously?
1298
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,337
You know anyone elsewho's selling?
1299
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,630
Nope.
1300
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:04,840
Come on,how's that possible?
1301
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,259
That's because I bought it allfrom her...
1302
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,677
dramatic music
1303
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,097
...with my earnings from today.
1304
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,307
[laughs]
1305
00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:14,725
- Hey, Frank!- Hey.
1306
00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:18,145
I wanted to get a jump starton tomorrow's work.
1307
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,771
Little did I know my partners
1308
00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:22,733
would be going behind my back.
1309
00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:26,612
Just for the record,I was hesitant about this.
1310
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,405
I think from now on,
1311
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,033
our cut's gonna be 70/30.
1312
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,495
I'm the 70.
1313
00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:44,504
[Ian exhales heavily]
1314
00:48:44,546 --> 00:48:46,673
Guess the interviewdidn't go so good?
1315
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:49,468
Nah.I don't do normal.
1316
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:50,928
It's boring as fuck, man.
1317
00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:53,430
I don't want to end upa monkey like you anyway.
1318
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,307
Just trying to bea mature adult.
1319
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,475
That's all.
1320
00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:57,559
Well...
1321
00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,854
I, uh, like doing thingsmy way.
1322
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,106
So we gonna fuck, or what?
1323
00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:04,483
Nope.
1324
00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:06,568
You didn't get a real job.
1325
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,321
Fine by me, man.See if I care.
1326
00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:10,864
In fact,
1327
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:14,493
I might just jerk offwith all my money.
1328
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:16,995
Yeah.Come here, guys.
1329
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,705
Mm...
1330
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:22,292
Mm, mm, yeah.
1331
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:24,044
Ooh, yeah, come here.
1332
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:27,089
Suck that dick,Benjamin Franklin.
1333
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,548
Come on now.
1334
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:31,510
Got a little three-way with--whoever the fuck that is.
1335
00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:34,471
Mm, mm.Yeah, you like that?
1336
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,723
What if we, uh, add--
1337
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,350
hey, fuck off,George Washington,
1338
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:41,186
cheap-ass motherfucker.
1339
00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,064
rock music
1340
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:46,274
Oh, I like that.
1341
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,151
Uh-huh, keep going.
1342
00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:51,989
God, money really doesbuy happiness, huh?
1343
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:55,909
Lying in my coffin instead
1344
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:59,621
The way I feel,I'd rather be dead
1345
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,541
Sucking on some cherryso red
1346
00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,042
We really have to do this?
1347
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:07,170
Yes, we have to maintaina negative curb appeal.
1348
00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:08,672
But I love our house.
1349
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:09,923
Hey, me too.I wanna stay in it
1350
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,842
with you and Fred forever.
1351
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:18,473
It's the pits,it's the pits
1352
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:22,185
Well,
1353
00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:24,354
what do you think?
1354
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,856
Nice.
1355
00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,733
How about mine?
1356
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,693
Wow.
1357
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:30,944
That's perfect.You did good
1358
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:31,987
for the neighborhood, babe.
1359
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,613
Anything to help our family.
1360
00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:35,699
Even a giant squirting penis.
1361
00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:38,243
Exactly.[laughs]
1362
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,244
Muah.
1363
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:42,039
Faded like the nightin the sky
1364
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,168
Waving at the neighborsbye bye
1365
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,838
It's the pits,it's the pits
1366
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,340
Don't look downyou stepped on shit
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