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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:40,599 Since the Goddess had destroyed the demons Chan and Mun... 2 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,912 Since the Goddess had destroyed the demons Chan and Mun... 3 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:48,345 - she began to be called... - Goddess Chamunda. 4 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,914 Nice. Very nice. 5 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,518 Very good story. 6 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,060 Anybody else wants to tell a story? 7 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,495 Or should we go for dinner? How much more time will it take? 8 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:00,758 Another twenty minutes. 9 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,664 - Miss... - Yes Jackie, Chakki 10 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,837 We have a story. 11 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,641 Okay Jackie, Chakki, begin your story. 12 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,344 Jackie, Chakki is it a ghost story? 13 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,451 No, we are going to tell the story of the elders in our house. 14 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:30,517 Oh my God! That means a story about Hansa, Praful, Babuji, Jayshree and Himanshu. 15 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,227 So, in a way it is a ghost story 16 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,860 Once, when God came by distributing wisdom... 17 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,996 Some people weren't at home and so weren't blessed with wisdom. 18 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:44,269 But, when He came by our place... 19 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,504 The elders were indeed present... 20 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,671 But still... 21 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,011 Grown-ups are grown-ups! 22 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,494 - Jaysh ree... 23 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:06,895 -Yes! 24 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,799 Hey Jayshree 25 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,872 Yes, Babuji... 26 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:18,307 Are you getting some tea for me or should I order from outside? 27 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,742 Oh God! Be patient. 28 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:22,678 Mr. Grumbles! 29 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,579 - Jayshree - Coming. 30 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:28,448 Here is your tea. 31 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,749 Today you also get breakfast with your tea... upm a. 32 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,086 Why is that? 33 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:38,061 The maid called in sick. I had to give it to someone! 34 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:39,619 Even the beggar didn't show up! 35 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:45,193 Hello Jayshree here, I've got bad news. The maid has not turned up today. 36 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,904 The utensils are dirty in the kitchen. 37 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,464 There is no one who can clean up, is there? 38 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,534 The kids are at school, studying! 39 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,313 They even stand first in class. 40 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,507 Jaysh ree! 41 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,150 I will call you later, Babuji is calling. 42 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,014 Jaysh ree! 43 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,815 Yes, he is still alive. 44 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,252 What is it? 45 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,086 Jayshree this breakfast tastes weird. 46 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:11,657 I was in a hurry and the dish slipped onto the floor. 47 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,628 So? 48 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:17,031 I told Praful that the breakfast is on the floor. 49 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,731 And I asked him to put it back into the dish and mop the floor with phenyl. 50 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,000 But he mopped the floor with some phenyl... 51 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,235 And then, put the upma back into your plate. 52 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,299 How is it? 53 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,142 Horrible! Disgusting! This upma is unfit to eat. 54 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,641 I meant phenyl! How does the phenyl taste? 55 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:37,313 I stole a pack from the supermarket the other day 56 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,950 Jayshree, phenyl is as good as poison. What if I die? 57 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,652 No, Babuji, not today. 58 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:46,288 The maid hasn't come in today and the kids have their exams. 59 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:49,993 Just hold on till the vacations. I'll help you myself. 60 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,494 Finally the maid is here. 61 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,128 - But... - Here, hold this. 62 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,104 Just a minute, Vasanti. 63 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,916 Hey! Switch off the light. 64 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,967 Who are you? 65 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:31,770 I am God, the Lord of wisdom. 66 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,277 I'm here to bless you with wisdom. 67 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,712 I thought my maid had finally arrived. 68 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,682 There's some guy here, who says his name is God. 69 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,114 Move aside. 70 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:44,117 Hey... listen to me. 71 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,521 I need to look for the maid. 72 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,922 Can you take me to Ghatkopar? 73 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,426 'With pleasure. 74 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,927 Bless you. 75 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,331 Charioteer, you won't find parking in Ghatkopar. 76 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,470 Please come in... 77 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,537 Hansa... Praful... please come in. 78 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,334 Please, have a seat. 79 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,046 Make yourself comfortable. 80 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,945 Hansa, Himanshu, Praful... 81 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,087 Where have all of you disappeared? 82 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:24,519 I'm here. 83 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,465 This is my eldest son, Praful. 84 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,537 I am Praful. 85 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,470 My name is Praful. 86 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,739 When people call out, 'Praful', I answer. 87 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,904 These lips answer. 88 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,038 That's enough. 89 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,279 Where is Hansa? 90 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,013 Babuji, allow me. I'll call out to her. 91 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,250 Hansa! 92 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,151 Hansa! 93 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,222 What is it Praful? What is? 94 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:08,105 My Hansa... she is coming because I called her. 95 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,439 I'm so tired! 96 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,814 This is my daughter-in-law, Hansa. 97 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,407 Hello, how are? Eat something before you leave. 98 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,953 What is this? "Eat something before you leave?"' 99 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,546 Why don't you start by asking about water? 100 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,818 What time do you get water at your place? 101 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,097 I meant, water to drink. 102 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,459 - Why just water? 103 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,629 What Babuji'?! 104 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:48,006 Have some of this. 105 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,307 I've just prepared it. 106 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,693 It's delicious. 107 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:04,989 What is this made of? 108 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,622 You do know the baby-soft cheeks of women, don't you? 109 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,327 From milk-cream just as soft as the cheeks. 110 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,400 He is Hansa's brother? 111 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,406 Yes, Himanshu! 112 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:18,804 And I am God. 113 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,845 - Oh, what is it that you do? 114 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,681 God, in whose honour temples are built. 115 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,539 Rajnikanth? 116 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,044 The legendary actor? 117 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:31,282 No, God, the Almighty 118 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,551 I'm here to distribute wisdom. 119 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,519 Oh you mean, the Almighty? 120 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,219 You mean the God? The one up there? 121 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,394 Of course! 122 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,694 Why else would I be dressed up like this? 123 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,166 Not necessarily. 124 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,397 Perhaps you're participating in a fancy dress competition... 125 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,963 And you are competing as God. 126 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,532 We participate every year. 127 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:55,044 I was a teacher last year. 128 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,273 Now watch me. 129 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,155 Is she a teacher? 130 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,552 Then, why isn't she teaching? 131 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,187 Because right now she is at home. 132 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,092 A teacher teaches in school, not at home. 133 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:22,037 You don't expect her to say B for Biryani, D for Dhokla, G for Masala all day... 134 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,664 M for Masala. 135 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,504 I meant Garam Masala. 136 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,310 You pretended to be a teacher at home? 137 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,007 Did the audience get that? 138 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,052 Yes, and that's why we won first place. 139 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,883 First prize? What did you do? 140 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,218 Himanshu was dal. 141 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,726 You call this dal? 142 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,999 Yes, dal on the floor. And look at father. 143 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,030 He was the vessel. 144 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,574 But he is still on top. 145 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,406 Because only dal fell down, the vessel didn't. 146 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,272 Oh, can you 147 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:11,049 Hold on, have a look at what Praful pretended to be. 148 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,251 Praful... 149 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,061 What is that? 150 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,193 Ta] Mahal. I was the Taj Mahal 151 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,594 Just a minute 152 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,142 I got that you were a teacher, he was the dal and he the vessel. 153 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,712 But you? 154 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,214 You don't look like the Taj Mahal. 155 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,716 Praful became the Taj Mahal during the Mahabharat period. 156 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,219 But the Taj Mahal wasn't built then. 157 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:49,157 And that's precisely why I don't look like the Taj Mahal. 158 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,695 Please use your common sense. 159 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,925 And he said he is distributing wisdom! 160 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,460 Who designated you as God? 161 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:12,449 It is said that no one can obstruct God's work. 162 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,509 But when it comes to our family, God is also helpless. 163 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,651 Here's another story 164 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,817 It's called 'A Pointless Love Story'. 165 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:29,427 The story begins on a dark night, when the elders went to Chakku Singh's house. 166 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,530 Jaysh ree! 167 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:39,237 Babuji, what happened? Why are you yelling? 168 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,870 Look at this. 169 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,209 - This is Chakku Singh. - Now what? 170 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:54,617 Oh, Babuji! Himanshu will be accused of murder instead of robbery. 171 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,320 Life imprisonment, that's it. 172 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,592 Your Honour, the accused in the witness box... 173 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,324 May be acting like a fool, but he is a cold blooded killer. 174 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:06,630 He tried to kill Chakku Singh Ahluwalia with a knife and... 175 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,897 I shall prove this. 176 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,268 Himanshu was accused of murder? 177 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,075 Yet he was happy about it? 178 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,245 - But who is Chakku Singh? - He is the one... 179 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,679 Why are you revealing the climax? 180 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,343 - it's okay. - Silence! 181 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,784 Just forget about Chakku Singh... 182 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:28,656 - The story begins with an inauspicious phone call. 183 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,864 Babuji, push it hard or else the movie will end here. 184 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,027 The movie in the theatre will begin. 185 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,333 You eat food enough for two people, don't you? 186 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,299 Mummy, mummy, phone! 187 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,736 Very good, Chakki... 188 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,312 Tell me, what is this? What is? 189 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:55,344 Hansa, what she meant is there is call for you. 190 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,416 Hello 191 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,650 Jayshree... Hold the phone, Jackie. 192 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,554 Hansa! 193 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,587 Hansa, there's bad news. Your father is counting last breaths. 194 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,191 Oh! Whose breaths? 195 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,027 His own! 196 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,226 He wants to see you and Himanshu. 197 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,563 Mummy, the call got through uncle Himanshu. 198 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,831 Got through Himanshu? What went through him? 199 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,464 I hope he is alright. 200 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,273 It's just a string of bad news today. 201 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,108 Think positive Hansa, think positive. 202 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,945 Hello Himanshu, head to your dad's place as soon as possible. 203 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,178 He has started dying. 204 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,311 I'll be there as soon as I sell these tickets. 205 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:39,628 Father, you're dying too soon... what is your age? 206 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,393 Well, I don't know, Himanshu. 207 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,062 Brother Chandrakant. 208 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,571 Praful... 209 00:13:55,634 --> 00:14:00,413 Hansa, my dear, please don't cry. 210 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,148 Okay. 211 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,312 Everyone has to go, and it could happen anytime. 212 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:13,059 Yes, Praful went about five-six times last night. 213 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,900 That's because it was very cold last night. 214 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,339 Hansa, Praful, he isn't talking about going to the loo. 215 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,204 Chandrakant... 216 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,201 You can leave your worries behind with me. 217 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:34,077 I am only worried about Himanshu. 218 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,642 Father... what's happening?! 219 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,216 Father! 220 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,224 Now, who'll dance at my wedding? 221 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,089 We will dance, Himanshu. 222 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:49,429 Moreover, father has two left feet. 223 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:54,835 He embarrassed himself with his dance, at the Navratri festival. 224 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,868 Hansa please... he wants to say something. 225 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,103 Go on. 226 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:05,446 My dear, I don't think I'm a bad dancer. 227 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,115 And those dance steps... 228 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,121 The bright lights in the night sky... 229 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,119 Here we go! 230 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,886 - Quiet! - Why? 231 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,588 Are you telling us your last wish or not? 232 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,929 Quickly! 233 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:29,895 Tulsidas, you know my son Himanshu... 234 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:35,802 Is a very straight forward, handsome and cultured boy 235 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,210 Praful, what do you mean by cultured? 236 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,306 Hansa, cultured... 237 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,879 You know Murali, the coconut seller, don't you? 238 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,114 When he gets tired climbing the coconut tree... 239 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,316 His mother, Chelamma, tells him... 240 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,952 "Son, you are tired now. " 241 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,895 She says, "kal chadh" [climb tomorrow]. 242 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,423 Oh... climb tomorrow! 243 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,734 Yes, tomorrow... 244 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,930 - Oh no! 245 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,897 Hansa, cultured means... 246 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,441 I'll explain it to them. 247 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,411 Now, hurry with your last wish! 248 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:21,013 Himanshu has had only one dream all his life. 249 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,991 You must fulfill that dream. 250 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:27,258 Sure, I will. But tell me what it is? 251 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,162 That is... 252 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,030 - his - his? 253 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,727 - His... - What? 254 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,373 His 255 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,340 Soon 256 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,441 - Chandrakant! 257 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:48,682 Now, how will I know what was Himanshu's only dream?! 258 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,080 Babuji, Himanshu knows that. 259 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,057 And l am alive. 260 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,525 Only father has passed away. 261 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,395 Himanshu... father is gone! 262 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,794 Father! 263 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,535 Father! You've le'ft us! 264 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:13,234 Open your eyes, father. Nobody will ever know. 265 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:18,576 123123 266 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,480 Ladies and gentlemen... 267 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,087 I feel Mr. Chandrakant has left us. 268 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,710 So, in memory of Mr. Chandrakant Tribhuvandas Sheth... 269 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,489 We present this hymn. 270 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,142 - Hold on... - Hansa, wait... 271 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,686 - I feel there is a deluge of emotions. 272 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,051 - Let's begin the next hymn. 273 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,187 I am tired, Praful. 274 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:39,024 Jayshree, crying won't help. 275 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,759 I can't help it, Babuji. The maid didn't show up today. 276 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,894 And neither did the dry-cleaner. 277 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,769 Just look at the state of my saree. 278 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,604 Be positive Hansa, be positive. 279 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:56,703 No, sister, no 280 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,578 Here, have father's favourite dish, pani puri. 281 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:05,378 Here Jayshree, have some 282 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,321 Hold on... 283 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,486 They've put less mint in the pani puri. 284 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:19,227 - Father! - When it rains misfortunes, it really pours! 285 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:23,734 - Our next hymn is 'Your Seductive Lips'. 286 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,674 Babuji,just hold this. 287 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:30,145 Come we will listen to the hymn. 288 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,708 Go get some more. 289 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,705 Now listen to me, Himanshu. 290 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:42,684 Your father's last wish was to fulfill your only dream. 291 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,743 What is this dream? 292 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:49,683 Jayshree, my dream is to fall in love with a girl... 293 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:53,719 Who is sweet and spicy like pani puri. 294 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,724 My wedding should be grand! 295 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,237 I wish to have a lot of babies. 296 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:07,368 My wish is to have an epic love story... 297 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:12,472 Immortal, unforgettable, a part of history 298 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:18,787 like Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, Ram Teri Ganga Maili... 299 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,654 Tarzan, Paapi Gudiya. 300 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,049 We get it! 301 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:30,226 But Himanshu to give life to your great love story we need a girl. 302 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:35,236 Have you ever thought about that? Have you ever fallen in love? 303 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:40,309 No problem, the responsibility to find your dream girl... 304 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,537 Is mine! 305 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,047 But Jayshree, I gave my word to the dying Chandrakant. 306 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,516 It's been six months and you still haven't found a maid. 307 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,678 And you think you can find Himanshu's dream girl?! 308 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,415 Go and look for the maid! 309 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:56,357 While I find the perfect bride for Himanshu. 310 00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:58,482 Hello grandma, it's Jayshree... 311 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,326 Hello grandma, it's Jayshree... 312 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:03,392 Hello Jyotsana, Jayshree here... 313 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,129 Hello John Abraham Kumar, Jayshree here... 314 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,098 Yes, we are looking for a girl for Himanshu. 315 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,007 There's no problem if she is the only daughter of a millionaire. 316 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,338 Here are his details. 317 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:17,972 He is six feet in heels and without them, five feet! 318 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,982 Age? About 2032 years old. 319 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,040 No mad girls, please. We already have Babuji. 320 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,745 I can't take care of two mad people! 321 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,720 Hello Great Modern Circus... 322 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:29,251 Obama Kumar, this is Jayshree. 323 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,193 I don't mind if she eats meat in a restaurant or any other place. 324 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,161 She can even eat Babuji, if she wishes. 325 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:46,437 It's done, I've covered the world for you. 326 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:52,176 Now, the phone is going to be ringing off the hook. 327 00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:56,183 (Ring, at least now...) 328 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,995 Jayshree went to Goa to look for a maid. 329 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,329 While they are busy playing a game of carom. 330 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,701 And I have to do the work around here. 331 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:19,136 Himanshu, the phone is ringing. 332 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,671 Babuji, that's why they say... 333 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,684 'In God's world there are delays, but no mosquitoes'. 334 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:32,153 'In God's world there are delays, but no darkness. ' 335 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,589 And therefore, no mosquitoes. They only come after dark. 336 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,158 Whose phone is it? 337 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:42,954 This phone belongs to us. 338 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:46,464 Instead ask, 'who is it'? 339 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,396 Who is it? 340 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:54,434 For the Parminders next door. 341 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,172 I will call them. 342 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,151 (It rang, but alas...) 343 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,284 Parminder! 344 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,384 - 'What is it'?! 345 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,087 - 'What is it'?! 346 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,663 - 'What is it'?! 347 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,427 - 'What is it'?! 348 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:24,632 There is a call for one of you Parminders. 349 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,232 I'm coming! 350 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,405 Hello, Parminder speaking. 351 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,613 Chavanprash? No, I didn't order that. 352 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,377 Probably another Parminder. 353 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:34,212 Next... 354 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:35,948 Make it quick. 355 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,681 Don't worry. All of you will get to talk. 356 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:40,518 Don't step out of the queue. 357 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,118 No Tulsidas, only Parminders. 358 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,126 Okay, fine! 359 00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:47,319 How long... 360 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:53,102 What a crazy family! 361 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,662 Why is everyone in their family called Parminder? 362 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,503 There are 65 members in their family. 363 00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:02,136 And if each of them had a different name, would anyone remember all the names? 364 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,578 It would be so difficult for the brain. 365 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,979 But... 366 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,039 You just love to find faults. 367 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,049 Himanshu... 368 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,917 Jayshree, Babuji is being a pain. 369 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,752 Dump him in the boot of the car. 370 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,086 Please don't... 371 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:18,194 Now you can live inside 372 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,423 We will provide you with food and water. 373 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,225 Never mind him. 374 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,232 Himanshu... Himanshu 375 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,495 There is an out of this world proposal for you. 376 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:29,137 The only daughter of a millionaire. 377 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,298 Mother is dead. 378 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,069 We'll see to it that the father doesn't hang around for too long. 379 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,167 Tell us about the girl. 380 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:36,041 World best! A-one! 381 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:38,172 Just one problem. 382 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,544 She has a slight moustache. 383 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,049 What was that? 384 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,443 A moustache? 385 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,219 So? Even I have a moustache. 386 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:47,480 Everyone has their weaknesses. 387 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,548 You just want to look for defects. 388 00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:52,352 We are going to meet that girl on Sunday. 389 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,294 And she shaves on Sundays. 390 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:56,329 We can shave together on the weekends. 391 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,390 Please, take this match to the next level. 392 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,470 And then my great love story can move forward. 393 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:02,198 Nobody will know a thing. 394 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,261 You idiot! 395 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,042 Babuji, the cuckoo is calling out to you. 396 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,274 - Go on. - Quiet! 397 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:17,049 Babuji, this is the best house in the world. Himanshu! 398 00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:19,714 Hello, how are...? Eat something before you leave. 399 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:23,351 Hansa, we are in their house! 400 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,523 - Greetings. - Hello. 401 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,198 Shall we consider this a match? 402 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,227 Sit down, please. 403 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,002 - Sit down. 404 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:35,296 Hello. 405 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,132 Any difficulty in locating the house? 406 00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:39,539 Never, we always find our house. 407 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,077 Isn't that right? 408 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,570 Praful, he meant his house! 409 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:47,574 So, you agree to this match, D'Silva Kumar? 410 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,645 First, let's get to know each other. 411 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:55,224 - This is my daughter. - Is that so? 412 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,419 In that case, you should already know her pretty well. 413 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:01,292 I am her father. 414 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,395 A father will always know a daughter well. 415 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,566 - It isn't always so. - Here we go! 416 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:08,198 My friend, Dakshesh, doesn't know Elizabeth at all. 417 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,672 That's because Elizabeth isn't Dakshesh's daughter. 418 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,541 I know, but she is Peter's daughter. 419 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,274 I'm sure Peter knows. 420 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:19,246 No! 421 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,045 Peter doesn't know Dakshesh. 422 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,019 Elizabeth! He knows Elizabeth, doesn't he? 423 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:25,213 You mean Dakshesh? 424 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:28,655 Peter! Peter knows his daughter, right? 425 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:30,614 How can that be possible? 426 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:33,619 If Peter doesn't know Dakshesh, so how can he know his daughter? 427 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,631 Forget him, please forget Dakshesh. 428 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,668 Forget? But why? 429 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:40,498 Why should Praful forget poor Dakshesh? 430 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,606 He is Praful's only friend... 431 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,303 The only one who wishes Praful whenever he sees him. 432 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:48,469 Now, listen... 433 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,515 Himanshu, talk to his daughter. 434 00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:58,419 Hi. 435 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,049 What is your name? 436 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:04,726 Maggie. 437 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:06,956 Masai? 438 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,094 I'm sure you get ready in two minutes... like Maggi noodles! 439 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,627 That's obvious, isn't it? 440 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,136 Excuse me! 441 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,103 Maggie is short for Margaret. 442 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,303 She is called Maggie affectionately, get that? 443 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,243 Is that so? My name is Praful. 444 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,317 Nobody ever calls out to me affectionately. People only abuse me or curse me. 445 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:31,787 - Just read the magazine! 446 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:33,680 Himanshu... 447 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:35,685 How well read are you? 448 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,523 I just started reading. 449 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,688 He means education, Himanshu. 450 00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:47,528 Well, I've studied till October. 451 00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:49,436 What do you mean? 452 00:28:49,494 --> 00:28:52,566 He got admission in June... 453 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:55,634 And he was expelled in October. 454 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,246 Shall we consider this done, D'Silva Kumar? 455 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:00,572 - Rocky! 456 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:03,209 - Jayshree, run! - Rocky, bite all of them. 457 00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:04,344 Get out! 458 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,016 If you want a bride for Himanshu, go to the mental hospital in Pune. 459 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,355 Why should we go to the mental hospital in Pune? 460 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,621 His bride should be from Mumbai, not Pune. 461 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,961 Hemlatha's procession will never leave for your house. 462 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:18,360 I don't care about the procession. 463 00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,595 I just want to marry Hemlatha. 464 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,069 No one will come to know. 465 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:25,971 Ritupurna as a bride for Himanshu? 466 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:26,701 Never! 467 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,302 She is my own daughter. Not an adopted one. 468 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,439 What about your adopted daughter? 469 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,451 You could get her married off to Himanshu. 470 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:38,249 - Get lost! - Sorry 471 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,980 I'd get my daughter married off to this old chap... 472 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,319 But I'd rather have poison than let her marry Himanshu. 473 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:44,915 Well, here is the poison. 474 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:45,519 Idiots! 475 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,329 Himanshu, open the door! 476 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,173 Why are you taking a bath in the kitchen? 477 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:04,347 Grandpa, he isn't taking a bath. He's dousing himself with kerosene. 478 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:08,516 Mummy, come quick. Himanshu has doused him self with kerosene. 479 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:09,979 - Oh Lord! 480 00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,153 Somebody stop him! 481 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,415 Hansa, leave it to me. I'll stop him. 482 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,983 But you only gave the kerosene container to him. 483 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,623 Yes, Chakki but... 484 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,390 I thought he wants to apply it on his hair. 485 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,592 Nobody applies kerosene on their hair, idiot. 486 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,691 Why not? 487 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:28,363 Yesterday Jayshree gave it to you and you applied it on your hair. 488 00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:31,635 That's right. And you even laughed about it. 489 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:33,503 That was kerosene? 490 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,602 Well, we were out of hair oil... 491 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,341 No wonder you were chasing me with a matchstick! 492 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,349 - I'll teach you a lesson. - Not now! 493 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:42,180 - Himanshu! 494 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,719 Where is the match box? 495 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:45,253 - Himanshu? - What is it? 496 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:48,147 Come to the door, listen to me. 497 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,051 - Himanshu! 498 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,726 Don't lose heart. 499 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:54,563 Nobody wants to marry me! 500 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,065 My great love story hasn't even begun. 501 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,667 My friend, Bhadresh is already divorced. 502 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:05,205 Really? 503 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,503 And I'm yet to find a girl. 504 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:11,638 Why are you comparing yourself with others? 505 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,111 Grandpa! 506 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,416 Praful, what does compare mean? 507 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,647 Hansa, compare... 508 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,352 What does Aunt Jashoda say in the summer? 509 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:28,227 She says that in winter, her legs hurt a lot... 510 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:33,032 But in summer her legs hurt less. 511 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:36,265 Oh yes, in Hindi 'kum pair' means legs hurt less. 512 00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:38,034 Oh so that is what compare means! 513 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:39,734 That's over. Let's get back to work! 514 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,638 - Himanshu, kerosene is very expensive! 515 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:44,578 Aunt Jayshree, I opened the door. Stop it, uncle Himanshu. 516 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,616 - Chakki, open this door. 517 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,647 Oh Lord! Put it down! 518 00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:54,087 - Himanshu, come outside. - No... 519 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,455 - Let me go! - Hansa, let him sit. 520 00:31:56,514 --> 00:32:00,155 - Babuji, I'm tired. - Fine, let's go there. 521 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:02,095 Let me go, please. 522 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,222 Sit. 523 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:12,172 Jayshree, I thought I'd have a great love story. 524 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:15,137 Which I could narrate to my dozen children. 525 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:16,269 A dozen children'? 526 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,905 Obviously, he'd need a dozen children. 527 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:21,507 He would probably misplace four-five. 528 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:27,589 He is very careless and misplaces his things all the time. 529 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:30,588 These things take awhile, Himanshu. 530 00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:35,597 In the movie Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge', Shahrukh and Kajol faced so many obstacles. 531 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:38,932 Take Praful's example. 532 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:43,632 433 girls rejected him before he met Hansa. 533 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:47,404 And a hundred even thrashed him. 534 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,978 For every Praful there is a Hansa. 535 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,607 So, don't lose heart. 536 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,649 Somewhere in this world... 537 00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,451 Is the queen of your great love story. 538 00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:08,057 - We need to choose a name for our daughter. 539 00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,759 - Papa, which is the auspicious alphabet? - P! 540 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,432 - P for Parminder, how's that? 541 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:19,066 - Parminder and Parminder's daughter's name is Parminder. 542 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:31,213 My dear, why didn't attend the baby's naming ceremony? 543 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:33,118 And what are you doing? 544 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,577 Remember you told me to take your picture without fail. 545 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:40,325 See, I took it out of the album. 546 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:47,564 Oh Lord! You thought this is what l meant by taking the picture? 547 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:53,075 I meant take a picture that has both of us in it. 548 00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,705 - Here, take this picture. - Okay. 549 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,373 Here, this is a good picture. 550 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,981 - Now, this is much better. - Okay. 551 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:08,089 Parminder! 552 00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,546 -Yes! 553 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,995 Yet again, there's a call for you. 554 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,192 - Okay - I'm coming. 555 00:34:18,089 --> 00:34:18,965 Let's go dear. 556 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,025 Come on, all of you. 557 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:40,252 - Hello, Parminder speaking. No, I didn't place an order. 558 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,183 Wasn't for me. 559 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,352 Hansa, again the Parminder army is here. 560 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:47,622 Parminder! 561 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,622 Sir! 562 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:54,192 If your fixed line phone isn't working, can't you at least buy a mobile? 563 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:55,360 Sir, please. 564 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,265 Be cool. 565 00:34:57,328 --> 00:35:00,070 I've been cool for so long that now I have a cold! 566 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:04,273 We get five-six calls every day. "Hello, please call Parminder". 567 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:07,214 And your Parminder army storms into my house. 568 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,115 In the end, it's always for your sister. 569 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,383 Hello... this is Parminder. 570 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,186 Buffalo? Yes, I placed an order for one. 571 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,351 I told you! 572 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,258 Everybody has a pet dog. 573 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:21,729 I thought, I'd keep a buffalo. Please send it across. 574 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:24,693 Sir, I have a solution to this. 575 00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:27,099 What? Give you the phone? 576 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,136 No. 577 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:33,267 I want to give my sister to your family 578 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:34,275 What do you mean? 579 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:35,433 Sir. 580 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,409 If Parminder marries Himanshu... 581 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:44,249 She won't need to come all the way to your house to attend the call. 582 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:49,783 And Himanshu's throat will also get rest. 583 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:50,985 Sir. 584 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:53,393 What do you think? 585 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:04,069 Jayshree, bring the sweets. We got a bride for Himanshu. 586 00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,305 Finally his great love story has begun. 587 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:10,039 - Even if we go looking with a lamp... 588 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:14,208 We won't find a better match, for our darling daughter, than you. 589 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:20,153 We had no idea that your sister Parminder loves Himanshu. 590 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:26,527 My sister definitely loves him and even grandpa is fond of him . 591 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:30,256 Destiny, Himanshu. 592 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:33,531 Until yesterday you couldn't find a match. 593 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:39,200 And now you have two proposals from the same family. 594 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:44,579 But I only love his sister Parminder... 595 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:47,479 Because I barely know grandpa. 596 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:53,317 Come on Parminder and Himanshu. 'llme for the engagement rings. 597 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,754 Do it soon. 598 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,329 Himanshu, now it's your turn. 599 00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:12,364 Yes, go on. 600 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,511 They are engaged! 601 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:23,346 Babuji, give the gifts. 602 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:26,217 Paminder, you idiot... 603 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,085 Here are the gifts and... 604 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,385 A dozen phones! 605 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:30,619 Thank you, sir. 606 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,991 Let's start the celebration! 607 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,757 Yes, come on! 608 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,457 Everybody dance! 609 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:58,380 These local dancers are fine for the engagement but... 610 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,548 But film stars should perform at the wedding. 611 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,282 Holy Lord! 612 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,094 What's wrong? 613 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,556 How could you say that! 614 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,965 - You can ask for anything else but... - Film stars! 615 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:15,569 I hate film stars! 616 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:21,632 This girl here is my niece, Parminder. 617 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,507 She was married to a film star. 618 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,206 But that rascal! 619 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:31,344 He started torturing her a week after their marriage. 620 00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:36,489 He tortured her so much that now her hand is fractured. 621 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:40,487 - Calm down, son. 622 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:42,621 How can I calm down?! 623 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:45,429 If her car breaks down somewhere on the road... 624 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,197 She can't even ask for a ride with that hand. 625 00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:53,107 Praful, she could use the other hand. 626 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:57,144 But what if she wants to go the other way? 627 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,679 And if she wants to kill a mosquito... 628 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:02,217 Let's discuss this inside. 629 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:03,307 Let's go. 630 00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:07,548 - Himanshu, talk to your fiance. 631 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,736 Say something. 632 00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:31,306 If the curry is salty, add some curd to balance the taste. 633 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,576 No one would ever find out. 634 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:39,183 For fresh vegetables go to the new market. 635 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:42,985 The old Bhonsale market has closed down. 636 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,319 You won't find a soul there. 637 00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,503 Tell me something about yourself. 638 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:11,048 Earlier, I'd buy all the masalas at the Bhonsale market, but not anymore. 639 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:17,286 But now I grind them at home, in the small jar of 1:he food processor. 640 00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:21,324 What turns you on? 641 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:25,026 Quite a few things. 642 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:30,163 The food processor, the toaster... 643 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,341 And when you put on the engagement ring... 644 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,274 I was turned on the most! 645 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:46,381 Tell me more, your favourite film ? 646 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:49,517 "Taare Zameen Par". 647 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,058 Really? 648 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:56,088 Watching the troubled autistic boy... 649 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,191 Brought back memories of my childhood. 650 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:05,002 So, even you were forced to attend a boarding school? 651 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:09,210 No, the school forced me to go back home. 652 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:12,270 They would say, "Keep him at home. We can't teach him. " 653 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:18,581 That's enough for now. You know everything about me. 654 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:22,021 Why don't you tell me about yourself. 655 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,327 Everybody at home is very fond of me. 656 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:30,222 My brother fills up with pride when he sees me. 657 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,960 But I'm confused when I see myself. 658 00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:39,997 Is it really me in the mirror or is someone else hiding behind it? 659 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,244 There she goes again. 660 00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,707 You're very cute, Himanshu... 661 00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:50,380 And quite handsome too. 662 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,991 You're extra beautiful, Parminder. 663 00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:02,622 2- F-2-M-P-2-K-2-P-2-A. 664 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:04,426 What does that mean? 665 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,027 That means, you're as good as 2 farsan, 2 mishtan... 666 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:13,132 2 kadhi, 2 puri-paratha and 2 aachar... 667 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,076 You're the perfect meal. 668 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,471 There goes my meal! 669 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,774 Oh Himanshu! 670 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:24,077 Parminder... 671 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,086 I love you. 672 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,251 So, take me, take me away! 673 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:31,452 Where do you want to go? 674 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,356 To a place... 675 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,330 Where it's just me and you... 676 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,695 And no other person. 677 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,266 - Bhonsale Market? - Yes! 678 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:07,099 Himanshu, garland Parminder now. 679 00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:09,134 Stop it, Himanshu. 680 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:11,679 Parminder, why did you say that in Punjabi? 681 00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:13,715 - Why not? - You have to say in Gujarati. 682 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,682 Okay Parminder, you can put the garland now. 683 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:22,123 Wait Himanshu! Wait. 684 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:24,321 Come over here, right now. 685 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,553 I'll be back. 686 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,498 Oh Lord! 687 00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:35,469 You look exactly like me. 688 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,233 Who are you? 689 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:42,243 I am you, Himanshu! Now pay attention. 690 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,972 Don't get married. 691 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,277 Run away from here. Nobody will ever know. 692 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,146 - But why? -I don't know. 693 00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:51,249 Then, what do you know? 694 00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:57,157 What I know is that, if you get married today... 695 00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:59,454 It will be a major disaster. 696 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,324 Don't get married, Himanshu. 697 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:04,626 Run away from here, Himanshu. 698 00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:10,338 Hansa, brother-in-law... 699 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,600 Jayshree, Babuji... 700 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,709 - What happened, Himanshu? - What is? 701 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,303 What's wrong, Himanshu? 702 00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:21,440 Why are you screaming at this hour? What's the time, Hansa? 703 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,610 Thirty one. 704 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,245 That is the date, Hansa. 705 00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:27,421 Stop it! 706 00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,180 What happened, Himanshu? 707 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,693 I just had a dream. 708 00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:32,453 Good! 709 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,790 No, a bad dream! 710 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,091 What did you see? 711 00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:40,732 I saw that Parminder and I are about to marry. 712 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,566 And then I drop in. 713 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,830 Of course, you will make it to your wedding. 714 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,376 No, father. I was already present there. 715 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,173 Then I also got there. 716 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:53,045 Oh no! Then what happened? 717 00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:57,210 I told myself that l shouldn't get married. 718 00:47:57,274 --> 00:48:01,347 Okay... did you give yourself any reason? 719 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,625 I didn't give any reason. 720 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:09,721 I asked myself for a reason. But I gave no reply. 721 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,731 And I ran away from the venue. 722 00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:16,498 Then what did you do? 723 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,471 I ran away. 724 00:48:18,528 --> 00:48:21,475 What I did after I ran away only l will know. 725 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,108 How should I know?! 726 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,646 Jaysh ree! 727 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:29,343 I got it. Himanshu, that was your inner voice. 728 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:32,080 Every man is nervous about marriage. 729 00:48:32,142 --> 00:48:35,180 He feels he may lose his freedom and be burdened with responsibilities. 730 00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:37,247 That's not it, Jayshree. 731 00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:39,492 Come on! 732 00:48:40,284 --> 00:48:43,231 I meant something else. 733 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,326 I'm terrified. 734 00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:50,338 And isn't it said that early morning dreams come true? 735 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:53,375 But it's still night. 736 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:56,001 I know, but it was morning in the dream. 737 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,004 We need to explain every little detail. 738 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:03,414 What will happen to him once we are gone? 739 00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:07,120 Don't take it seriously 740 00:49:07,177 --> 00:49:11,319 Hansa has been dreaming the same thing for four years now. 741 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:13,327 Really? 742 00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:22,560 Every morning at around 11 o'clock just when my eyes are about to open... 743 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:29,266 I dream that Akshay Kumar is in our house. 744 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:34,476 And we are asking him for a photograph. 745 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:38,316 - Autograph, Hansa! - Yes, that as well. 746 00:49:38,775 --> 00:49:43,155 But at that moment, we can't find a pen. 747 00:49:45,349 --> 00:49:50,264 Then Akshay Kumar takes out blood... 748 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,426 And signs an autograph for me. 749 00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:57,763 And Babuji is very upset by this. 750 00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:00,530 Why' would I be upset? 751 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:08,582 Babuji, if there is blood gushing from your hand like a river, won't you be upset? 752 00:50:09,606 --> 00:50:11,210 Very brave, huh? 753 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:13,517 Alright then, come on. 754 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:18,322 Hansa has dreamt this for four years now. 755 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,256 But it hasn't come true. 756 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:22,722 So... anyway don't worry about this. 757 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:26,295 Tomorrow is your wedding. 758 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:30,327 You will be dressed like a groom and riding a horse. 759 00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:34,606 And the horse will head to Diamond Fort. 760 00:50:39,736 --> 00:50:42,046 Hello grandma, it's Jayshree. 761 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:45,609 Himanshu was afraid to sit on the horse. 762 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:50,488 So Praful has taken his place. After all, we have paid for the horse. 763 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:57,357 Praful, Parminder will welcome us in the Gujarati style and tradition, right? 764 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:01,024 Yes, Babuji. They will welcome us in the Gujarati style! 765 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:03,695 That is when they get there. 766 00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:06,470 What do you mean, 'when they get there'? 767 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,441 They still haven't left the house. 768 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:15,647 The phone is ringing. 769 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:16,744 Jaysh ree! 770 00:51:17,674 --> 00:51:20,154 Babuji, stay calm, the phone is ringing. 771 00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:22,485 Hello. 772 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:24,492 Hello Parminder, where are all of you? 773 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:25,652 We are at home. 774 00:51:25,715 --> 00:51:27,956 Oh Lord! What are you doing at home? 775 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:29,053 I'm having sweets. 776 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,362 Okay, now give it to the other Parminder. 777 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,096 Just a minute. 778 00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:39,163 Here you are. 779 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:41,268 Soon! 780 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:48,105 Hello! 781 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:52,112 Hello? 782 00:51:52,175 --> 00:51:54,485 I told you to give it to the other Parminder. 783 00:51:54,544 --> 00:51:57,548 I did. He ate the sweets. 784 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,328 Give the phone to him! 785 00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:06,258 Oh, here you are. 786 00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:13,402 Hello Parminder, why aren't you at the venue to welcome the groom? 787 00:52:13,997 --> 00:52:16,068 Because we were told to be there at ten o'clock. 788 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:16,941 So? 789 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,673 So it's only ten o'clock, right now. 790 00:52:19,002 --> 00:52:21,608 If not at ten, when do you plan on making it? 791 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:26,245 - At ten o'clock. - Then why aren't you there? 792 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:30,314 When we have to be there at ten, why should we be there at ten? 793 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,252 So when will you arrive? 794 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:35,421 At ten o'clock. 795 00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:37,522 It is ten o'clock! 796 00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:41,763 It's ten in the morning. We have to welcome the procession in the night. 797 00:52:42,459 --> 00:52:45,599 And we thought it's ten in the morning. 798 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,700 We are ready and about to reach Diamond Fort. 799 00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:54,545 If you're not there in the next 30 mins, we'll call off the wedding. 800 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:58,609 Come on, everybody hurry up! 801 00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:03,979 - Oh no! - Who are they'?! 802 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:07,120 Himanshu, you're getting married?! 803 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,290 And nobody invited me... what is? 804 00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:12,727 Himanshu is here. 805 00:53:12,789 --> 00:53:15,167 - Exactly - Then who is there? 806 00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:17,535 What are they doing at our venue? 807 00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:22,735 Listen, Jayshree called, she said there is a problem at the venue. 808 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,370 - They are really getting married? - Yes. 809 00:53:25,502 --> 00:53:27,072 Who is doing the catering? 810 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:28,374 Mr. Arvindo. 811 00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:31,051 They serve the drinks in steel glasses. 812 00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:32,916 - Replace the glasses. - Babuji. 813 00:53:32,976 --> 00:53:34,683 Forget about the steel glasses. 814 00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:38,590 We have booked Diamond Fort for today. 815 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:40,355 - Right, Praful? - Yes. 816 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:41,487 Come on! 817 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:46,057 - Get out of here. We have booked this place. 818 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,658 - Stop this wedding. 819 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,533 - No, wait! 820 00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:52,472 Continue with the ceremony. Have you lost it? 821 00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:54,531 I said stop it! 822 00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:57,738 Really? What a fine mess you've created! 823 00:53:57,801 --> 00:54:03,149 Thank you. Praful, he thinks I've created a fine mess. 824 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,784 Shut up! Carry on with the ceremony. Listen to me carefully. 825 00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:11,451 We have booked this place for today. We paid for it. 826 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:12,618 Look at the receipt. 827 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:16,220 I'm not a fool to print this address on the wedding invite. 828 00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:20,631 -I demand this wedding be stopped. - Yes, stop it. 829 00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:24,968 So, you think I'm a fool to print the same address? 830 00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:27,399 Where is the receipt? 831 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,737 Here, look at this. 832 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:35,146 Diamond Fort! 833 00:54:35,472 --> 00:54:38,078 Yu-Ta-Ben-Zeng-J Beijing... 834 00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,077 China? 835 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,557 I booked the place, Babuji. 836 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,595 You may continue. 837 00:54:58,528 --> 00:55:01,304 Praful, you idiot! 838 00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:04,407 Come on. 839 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:14,381 When the wedding is in Mumbai, why did you book Diamond Fort in China? 840 00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:19,120 The manager of Diamond Fort in China kept asking me about it! 841 00:55:19,282 --> 00:55:23,992 Tee-fon-fav-mi-shi-ching-chi- Mumbai-tong-chi-fui? 842 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:26,000 He said tong-chi-fui? 843 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:29,196 Then why did you book Diamond Fort in China? 844 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:32,297 Babuji, you asked me to book Diamond Fort. 845 00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:34,603 And, he had booked this Diamond Fort before we could. 846 00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:35,540 Sol... 847 00:55:38,034 --> 00:55:39,104 What's important? 848 00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:40,507 Diamond Fort. 849 00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,641 Go to China for the wedding. 850 00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:48,049 Whom are you pushing? 851 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:49,613 He pushed you. 852 00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:52,084 You want us to explain that also? 853 00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:56,289 You pushed me?! 854 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,493 Get lost, Red Turban! Take care of your dhoti! 855 00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:02,696 Don't try to act smart, Mr. Safari suit! 856 00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:06,229 - Get out, boiled rice! - Watch it, fish curry! 857 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,408 One minute, daddy 858 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,606 We had to overcome many obstacles to get married. 859 00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:18,749 My parents were dead against Vyjayanti . 860 00:56:18,808 --> 00:56:20,981 Yes, that anyone would be! 861 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,693 Vyjayanti, they won't understand Tamil. 862 00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,252 They were fighting because we're from different communities. 863 00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,822 We belong to different mindsets, different cultures. 864 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:35,335 It's a miracle that my father agreed to our marriage. 865 00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:37,595 We were apart for two years. 866 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:40,004 Our love has overcome a lot of difficulties. 867 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:44,033 Vyjayanti's father is a beggar, my father is a landlord. 868 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,205 It is after great difficulty that we reached here. 869 00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:51,518 I want my love story to become a legend. 870 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,192 I'll get my sister married into your family 871 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,667 My love story should be an epic. Famous in history. 872 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:14,234 My sister loves him a lot. And even grandpa is fond of him . 873 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,243 Don't get married. 874 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:22,078 Run away from here. Nobody will ever know. 875 00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:28,088 Jayshree, Hansa, Babuji... 876 00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:32,489 - What happened, Himanshu? - What is? 877 00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,995 My dream, Jaysh ree. 878 00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:38,589 We are here to fulfill your only dream. 879 00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:42,034 I'm talking about the other dream. 880 00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:43,627 Now I've realised... 881 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:47,334 Why I told myself to run away from the venue. 882 00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:48,102 Why? 883 00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:51,111 If I get married without any obstacles... 884 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:54,114 How will my love story become a legend? 885 00:57:54,771 --> 00:57:58,344 None of these things have happened in my love story. 886 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,583 Now, I've finally understood everything. 887 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,321 Jayshree, I still don't understand. 888 00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:12,260 Hansa, what is the main masala of a love story? 889 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,699 I don't know. 890 00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:18,430 The boy and girl love each other, but their families are enemies. 891 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,369 Then comes the break up. 892 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:23,570 Misery and hurt, sad songs. 893 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:27,375 Suffering in pain because of the break up. 894 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,348 Finally meeting in the end or death! 895 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:32,017 Forget about meeting in the end or death. 896 00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:34,385 There's neither break up nor obstacles. 897 00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:39,090 Got that, Praful? Instead, the girl's family came with the proposal. 898 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,126 All because of a phone. 899 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:41,127 Yes ! 900 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,494 Now what do we do, Jayshree? 901 00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:46,055 Jackie... Chakki... 902 00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,100 Where are? 903 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,733 Everybody pay attention to what I'm saying. 904 00:58:52,428 --> 00:58:55,136 If we are going make a legend of Himanshu's love story... 905 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,007 And it has to be a legend. 906 00:58:57,066 --> 00:59:00,104 - When Chandrakant was on his deathbed... -I gave him my word. 907 00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:05,712 First of all, we have to stop Himanshu and Parminder's marriage. 908 00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:09,522 Then the three-four steps which we skipped... 909 00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,525 - Hansa, steps... - Praful, I know what it means. 910 00:59:13,616 --> 00:59:15,618 We have to retrace them. 911 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,493 - Jackie... Chakki... - Kids... 912 00:59:22,659 --> 00:59:25,230 Now, just watch what I do! 913 00:59:26,763 --> 00:59:28,606 Greetings, everyone. We are here. 914 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:31,568 To turn this love story into an epic, do as I say. 915 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:34,311 For the first time Babuji can make himself useful. 916 00:59:34,370 --> 00:59:35,508 They're here. 917 00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:38,645 Babuji, act as if you're having a heart attack. 918 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,979 Heart attack, but how? 919 00:59:41,544 --> 00:59:43,080 Make a sound as if you're in pain. 920 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:46,693 Not a toothache. 921 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:48,592 Pain as if your heart is about to burst. 922 00:59:48,651 --> 00:59:49,652 Acting, acting! 923 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:54,065 Jayshree, I don't know to act. 924 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:57,671 - If it were singing or dancing... - Do you know anything at all? 925 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:02,539 Okay, you can learn from Praful. 926 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:06,542 Praful, act like a blind man. 927 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:09,115 Babuji, look at me. 928 01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:13,084 Super! 929 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,557 - Praful, that was a blind man? - Yes. 930 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,493 A blind person would do this... 931 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:24,191 I agree, but this blind man has a cough. 932 01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,728 So a blind man with a cough would do this... 933 01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:30,594 Not this! 934 01:00:31,728 --> 01:00:34,334 Use your brains sometimes at least... 935 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,335 Once upon a time... 936 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:40,705 All done? Here, take this. 937 01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:43,516 But this doesn't match my saree. 938 01:00:44,674 --> 01:00:48,019 Now, do exactly as I say 939 01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:48,612 Okay. 940 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:50,245 - Even if we go looking with a lamp... 941 01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:52,248 We won't find a better match, for our darling daughter, than you. 942 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:53,623 Hit Babuji on his legs. 943 01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,158 Place your hand on your chest. 944 01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,099 Now, fall down. 945 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:05,533 - Oh Lord! - Why are they on the ground? 946 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,938 Why did all of you fall down? 947 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:10,500 Jayshree, didn't you say, "do exactly as I say"? 948 01:01:12,135 --> 01:01:13,512 What happened, Hansa? 949 01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:16,709 All of us have a heart attack. 950 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,687 On the pretext that everybody had heart attacks they were admitted to the hospital. 951 01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:24,649 And the wedding was postponed. 952 01:01:24,714 --> 01:01:28,594 Later on, they convinced the Parminder family that it was acidity. 953 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,392 But the poor hospital... 954 01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:36,533 At the hospital, my father, Praful Parekh was let loose. 955 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,659 - Hello... - Hello. 956 01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:05,194 What's wrong with you? 957 01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:06,232 Haemorrhage. 958 01:02:06,355 --> 01:02:08,631 I didn't ask your name, Hemraj Kumar. 959 01:02:08,691 --> 01:02:10,728 What are you suffering from? 960 01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:13,938 Are you suffering from something or... 961 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:16,340 You were sleepy and saw an empty bed... 962 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:22,476 - Blood was leaking from my brain, mister! - Oh. 963 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:26,483 Oh yes, and the leak hasn't stopped. 964 01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:29,751 The blood has leaked from your hand into this bottle. 965 01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,217 It's not going from my hand into the bottle. 966 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,689 The blood from the bottle is going into my veins. 967 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,363 Oh! So it's a blood transfusion. 968 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:41,265 Yes. 969 01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:48,198 Is it real blood? 970 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:52,076 It's blood transfusion, so it has to be real blood. 971 01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:53,972 Not always! 972 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,550 My friend Deepak was given a transfusion but of tomato ketchup. 973 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:57,741 Who was the doctor? 974 01:02:57,807 --> 01:02:59,616 My friend acted in a film... 975 01:02:59,675 --> 01:03:02,019 And the person who acted as the doctor, he did it. 976 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:04,045 Very nice film. 977 01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:05,957 - "Kabhi Khaansi, Kabhi Dum". - Huh? 978 01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:06,584 Have you seen it? 979 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,585 Brother-in-law! 980 01:03:08,651 --> 01:03:10,130 Silence please. 981 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:13,131 You've been sitting here all this while? 982 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:14,327 Yes, with him. 983 01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:16,465 - Hello... - What's wrong with you? 984 01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:18,233 Are you suffering from something or... 985 01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:20,468 - Go back to sleep. - Where were you? 986 01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:22,373 In the operation theatre. 987 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:23,569 How is it? 988 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:24,703 Nothing great! 989 01:03:24,767 --> 01:03:26,678 A few doctors had cut open someone's stomach... 990 01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:28,374 And were looking for something. 991 01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:30,644 But the theatre didn't show any movies. 992 01:03:31,574 --> 01:03:32,644 Praful! 993 01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:33,618 There he is! 994 01:03:34,010 --> 01:03:35,182 You are an idiot! 995 01:03:36,112 --> 01:03:37,056 Go back to sleep! 996 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:40,692 What did I tell you about my room? 997 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,560 You said it was difficult to call out for a nurse... 998 01:03:43,619 --> 01:03:45,599 And you said, "Place a bell in my room". 999 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:46,998 So? 1000 01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:49,127 What do you mean, so? I placed a bell. 1001 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:50,629 Unbelievable! 1002 01:03:50,693 --> 01:03:53,071 There goes the bell. 1003 01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,439 Come along with me, come on. 1004 01:03:56,532 --> 01:03:58,739 That's a bull, not a bell. 1005 01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:03,512 I need a bell to call the nurse. 1006 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:07,020 The bull has a bell tied around it's neck. 1007 01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:09,509 Not that kind, but the kind that rings. 1008 01:04:10,546 --> 01:04:12,389 Ting tong! 1009 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:13,654 That's enough, Babuji. 1010 01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:15,593 You didn't specify a bell that rings. 1011 01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,460 And you definitely didn't mention 'ting tong'! 1012 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,364 I accept, my mistake. 1013 01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:23,199 Tell me something... 1014 01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:27,639 How can I call the nurse with that bell? 1015 01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:33,845 Instruct the nurse, if the bull goes 'moo', she should attend to you. 1016 01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:38,314 What if the bull doesn't go 'moo'? 1017 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,685 You can make the same sound, you're pretty good at it. 1018 01:04:43,112 --> 01:04:48,960 If the nurse will attend when I say 'moo', how does the bull help? 1019 01:04:49,085 --> 01:04:52,362 You should have thought about this before asking for the bell. 1020 01:04:52,421 --> 01:04:55,527 We didn't know that you are as good as the bull. 1021 01:04:56,192 --> 01:04:59,071 - What's important here, Himanshu? - Moo! 1022 01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:02,005 Himanshu and Praful, get dressed quickly. 1023 01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:02,940 Where is Hansa? 1024 01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:04,171 She is in the ICU, getting her make-up done. 1025 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:05,234 - Really? - Yes. 1026 01:05:06,002 --> 01:05:08,107 Jayshree, just look at Babuji. 1027 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:10,207 Himanshu, drown him in the well! 1028 01:05:16,212 --> 01:05:18,283 Grandpa, hold on to the rope. 1029 01:05:18,347 --> 01:05:20,384 One-two... pull the rope! 1030 01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:21,917 Pay attention. The turning of every great love story is... 1031 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,556 Pay attention. The turning of every great love story is... 1032 01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,997 The conflict between two families. 1033 01:05:26,055 --> 01:05:26,999 Objection! 1034 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:30,128 Hansa, did Babuji object to... 1035 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:32,001 Your marriage to Praful? 1036 01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:32,663 Yes. 1037 01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:34,997 He had objected a lot. 1038 01:05:35,131 --> 01:05:36,041 Very good! 1039 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:38,975 Why did he object? 1040 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:39,806 Pudding! 1041 01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:41,612 Pudding? 1042 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:42,772 Yes, Himanshu. 1043 01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:46,114 Once at the Ahmedabad bungalow, Babuji said... 1044 01:05:46,275 --> 01:05:48,277 "Hansa, why don't you make some pudding." 1045 01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,014 I made it. 1046 01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:53,357 Unfortunately, it got burnt. 1047 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,560 All of it? 1048 01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,857 Not the pudding, Himanshu. 1049 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:59,626 The bungalow burnt down. 1050 01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:00,733 That's okay 1051 01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:03,461 - Jayshree, come to the main point. 1052 01:06:03,659 --> 01:06:04,797 Okay! 1053 01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:09,042 Both Parminder and Himanshu belong to well to do families. 1054 01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:13,012 Neither is there any conflict nor any issues about faith. 1055 01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:16,613 So how do we create conflict? 1056 01:06:16,672 --> 01:06:17,742 Pudding! 1057 01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:20,816 Of course not! 1058 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:22,617 Character ! 1059 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:27,024 If the Parminder family finds out that you are an alcoholic... 1060 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:31,429 And you're having an affair and also have an illegitimate child. 1061 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,190 Then, they will say... 1062 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:35,399 Everybody! 1063 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:39,405 - We'll die but not make you our son-in-law! 1064 01:06:39,762 --> 01:06:42,538 Then com es the separation, the sad song... 1065 01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:47,070 And then they reunite and a happy ending! 1066 01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:48,376 - What a ridiculous idea! 1067 01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:51,218 Now, isn't that a great love story? 1068 01:06:51,273 --> 01:06:54,220 That's a superb idea! 1069 01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:56,017 It made me cry. 1070 01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,581 Once more, Jayshree! 1071 01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:01,093 You're the female version of Sanjay Leela Bhansali. 1072 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:03,562 The director of Devdas, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam... 1073 01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:06,122 Are you kidding?! 1074 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:09,726 You can't compare her to him. Her story is nonsense. 1075 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,169 You're neither an alcoholic... 1076 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:14,504 Nor are you having an affair nor do you have an illegitimate child. 1077 01:07:15,231 --> 01:07:19,270 I know that. But what if they think it's true? 1078 01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:21,679 And why would they think ifs true? 1079 01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:25,651 Because we will make sure they believe it. 1080 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,443 Praful, you're an idiot. What did I tell you? 1081 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:34,126 You said we have to prove that Himanshu is a cheat. 1082 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:39,328 And you said that I should find someone to act as Himanshu's lover. 1083 01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:42,665 You also said it's okay if she isn't a beauty but she should be a good actress. 1084 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,102 Precisely! 1085 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,572 So, I got an actress. Didn't you meet her? 1086 01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:49,132 You want to meet her again? 1087 01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:51,678 Kanchan ma'am... Kanchan ma'am! 1088 01:08:01,477 --> 01:08:04,686 Here she is, Babuji. I found her. 1089 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,125 She's not a beauty and she is a great actress. 1090 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:09,286 You mean, she will act as Himanshu's lover? 1091 01:08:09,351 --> 01:08:10,421 Just watch her! 1092 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:12,295 Kanchanbala! Love scene! 1093 01:08:12,354 --> 01:08:14,095 - Himanshu... - Okay. 1094 01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:16,727 - The crimes of passion scene. Watch. 1095 01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:25,270 Himanshu, you've broken my heart. 1096 01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:30,147 With whom do I share my beauty and youth, son? 1097 01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:30,649 Son? 1098 01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:33,550 Darling, even if you didn't think about me... 1099 01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:37,081 You should've thought about our child! 1100 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:40,626 - What a performance! 1101 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:43,061 - You brought a tear to my eye. - Thank you! 1102 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,757 Want to see my dance moves? 1103 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,390 Yes, 'My hips don't lie'! 1104 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:48,196 Hips? Stop it! 1105 01:08:48,257 --> 01:08:49,759 As you wish. 1106 01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:51,236 Have a seat. 1107 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:53,705 Isn't she just like you wanted? 1108 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:56,140 Of course, just one problem. 1109 01:08:56,198 --> 01:08:59,736 I also said Himanshu's alleged lover should have a child. 1110 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:03,750 She's brought her own son along for the role. 1111 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,217 Uncle Bhanu! 1112 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,353 - Hi mummy. - Bless you, son. 1113 01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:14,551 Hello uncle Bhanu, how are you? 1114 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:18,632 Babuji, that's Himanshu's child. 1115 01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:20,165 Papa! 1116 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:24,136 Why did you abandon me like the leftovers at a buffet? 1117 01:09:25,027 --> 01:09:28,600 Papa, the kids at school ridicule me. 1118 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:32,202 You don't have a father. Accept me, papa. 1119 01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:34,111 - Please accept me. - No! 1120 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,081 -I want to be called your son. - Let me go! 1121 01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:38,243 Nobody will ever know. Accept me. 1122 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,684 Amazing! 1123 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,630 - Uncle Bhanu, sit down there. - Come on, back to your books. 1124 01:09:51,287 --> 01:09:54,200 Nobody will ever know! 1125 01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:59,069 That final touch! Everyone will believe that he really is my son. 1126 01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:02,301 Hansa is very fortunate. 1127 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,345 And it's my misfortune! Go and drop them off. 1128 01:10:07,102 --> 01:10:08,604 Taxi ! 1129 01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:12,217 Looks like you're waiting for a passenger. 1130 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:13,216 Where do you want to go? 1131 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,219 Tardeo. 1132 01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,420 But I don't want to go there. 1133 01:10:15,477 --> 01:10:17,115 - But they want to go there. - So? 1134 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,989 You could come back after you drop them off. 1135 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,325 - Bless you, son. - Thank you. 1136 01:10:26,021 --> 01:10:27,125 Tardeo... Tardeo. 1137 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:36,569 Such respect for the elderly. We're impressed. 1138 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:39,134 Everybody! 1139 01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:41,408 - Even if we go looking with a lamp... 1140 01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:44,314 We won't find a better match, for our darling daughter, than you. 1141 01:10:51,647 --> 01:10:53,456 Why did you have to help them? 1142 01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:56,086 They would've been fine without your help. 1143 01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:58,687 You should always respect the elders... 1144 01:10:58,754 --> 01:11:00,700 Where did you learn that? 1145 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:02,531 Come with me. Comes! 1146 01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:06,065 Just have a look at him. 1147 01:11:06,128 --> 01:11:10,008 Babuji, aren't we living with you for the past 10-12 years? 1148 01:11:10,065 --> 01:11:12,773 Have we ever given you any respect? 1149 01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:15,441 Did we ever seek your blessings? 1150 01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:19,042 In fad, Babuji bows down before us... 1151 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:22,112 And says, "Praful and Hansa, let me live in peace. Forgive me". 1152 01:11:22,177 --> 01:11:22,712 Am I right? 1153 01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:26,389 He is right. 1154 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:30,263 Himanshu, if you continue to be well-behaved... 1155 01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:33,198 How can you expect the Parminders' to oppose you? 1156 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:35,201 He would've dropped them off in our car. 1157 01:11:35,257 --> 01:11:39,364 But as usual, our car was out of order. That's why he hailed a taxi. 1158 01:11:39,428 --> 01:11:41,635 Wasn't Babuji there to push the car? 1159 01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:44,177 Why do you think we have him in this house? 1160 01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:47,180 Now, I get it, Hansa. 1161 01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:49,546 These kids are a good influence on Himanshu. 1162 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:53,648 Good qualities and manners. How terrible! 1163 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:59,216 I know you can't pretend to fall into the gutter like a drunk, as well as Hansa can but... 1164 01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:00,391 Stop right there! 1165 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:03,057 I have a world-best-idea. 1166 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:04,128 Acting! 1167 01:12:04,186 --> 01:12:05,563 Himanshu, come here. 1168 01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:09,326 Try and remember - when we gave the engagement gifts to the Parminders... 1169 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:11,200 What did Parminder say? 1170 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,295 "Thank you"? 1171 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,539 Why don't you say it, Jayshree? 1172 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:18,407 Film stars! I hate them! 1173 01:12:19,401 --> 01:12:20,971 - Got it? - Yes. 1174 01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:22,572 What do you mean? 1175 01:12:23,572 --> 01:12:27,042 It means, if Himanshu acts in a film... 1176 01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:31,023 Then Parminder's family will definitely object to their marriage. 1177 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:35,051 Himanshu, now you'll become a film star. 1178 01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:50,939 - it's okay for you? - Okay. 1179 01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:52,706 Very good, going for shot. 1180 01:12:52,768 --> 01:12:56,648 Jayshree, we've begged her to make this film 1181 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,275 but you think she will do it? 1182 01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:01,349 Give me one reason why she wouldn't do it. 1183 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,515 - I'll give you three. - What? 1184 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:06,616 Praful is the script-writer and Himanshu is the hero. 1185 01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,720 Hansa is acting as his mother. 1186 01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:10,456 Oh Lord! 1187 01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:13,500 The scene is that you are a poor, unemployed youth. 1188 01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:16,396 And you are cooking food in your broken-down house. 1189 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:18,129 That's very easy! 1190 01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:20,969 And Hansa, who is playing the role of your mother... 1191 01:13:21,029 --> 01:13:23,270 Enters and says, "Praise Lord Ram". 1192 01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:25,369 - Praise Lord Ram. - And your dialogue is... 1193 01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:28,540 "Mother, you're home, please have lunch. I've made dal and baked roti. " 1194 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:33,247 Relapse. I know everything. 1195 01:13:33,308 --> 01:13:35,049 Roll the camera. 1196 01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:37,522 Roll the cam era, like this? 1197 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:42,358 Don't worry about a thing, Farah. I've rehearsed my lines three-four times. 1198 01:13:43,218 --> 01:13:44,993 But you need to say it just once. 1199 01:13:45,053 --> 01:13:46,589 Then what's the use? 1200 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,167 Oh God, why are you doing this to me? 1201 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:51,397 Come on, everyone. Lets start, everyone ready? 1202 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,736 - Everybody ready? - Silence please. 1203 01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:55,466 Action. 1204 01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:03,039 Praise Lord Ram. 1205 01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:05,542 I'm so tired. 1206 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:10,146 Mother, you're home, please have lunch. 1207 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:12,953 I've baked millet bread and... 1208 01:14:13,348 --> 01:14:14,725 This is wrong! 1209 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,524 Cut... cut! 1210 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,656 - What's wrong? - Here take a look. 1211 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:22,702 - What is it? - This is red bean dal. 1212 01:14:22,758 --> 01:14:24,032 So? 1213 01:14:24,092 --> 01:14:27,471 People have millet roti with black bean dal, not with red bean dal. 1214 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,469 YOU are B poor man. 1215 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:32,637 The poor manage with whatever they can afford. 1216 01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:36,342 From the start, let's keep black bean dal. Nobody will ever know. 1217 01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:40,114 No, the dal won't change. Use what you have, get it? 1218 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:44,715 But if this poor man has an upset stomach, don't blame me. 1219 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,357 Taking. 1220 01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:49,162 Action. 1221 01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:54,601 Praise Lord Ram! 1222 01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:58,494 Once again, I am tired! 1223 01:14:59,561 --> 01:15:03,600 Mother, you're finally here. Please have some lunch. 1224 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:06,145 I have baked millet roti and... 1225 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:08,545 Made red bean dal. 1226 01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:10,341 Nobody will eat it. 1227 01:15:12,474 --> 01:15:15,751 I will have lunch, son. But first... 1228 01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:18,485 Take this 500 rupees. 1229 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:21,221 It's my day's wages. 1230 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:23,557 That's how she earned it! 1231 01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:27,396 Mother, even at this age... Farah Khan! 1232 01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:31,632 We have 500 rupees. Now we can afford black beans. 1233 01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:35,106 Okay change it to black beans. 1234 01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:36,634 - Action! 1235 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,505 Praise Lord Ram! 1236 01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:45,308 I'm tired, for the third time. 1237 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:46,444 So am l! 1238 01:15:47,342 --> 01:15:49,742 - Mother, you're back. - Please have lunch. 1239 01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:54,225 I've baked millet roti and made black bean dal. 1240 01:15:55,017 --> 01:15:59,591 I'll eat my dear, but first take this 500 rupees. 1241 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:02,666 It's my day's wages. 1242 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:06,069 Mother, even at this age you're working so hard. 1243 01:16:06,128 --> 01:16:10,543 Son, look there. The roti is getting burnt. 1244 01:16:10,599 --> 01:16:14,308 Mother, if the roti burns... this is wrong, once again! 1245 01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:16,007 Cut! 1246 01:16:17,172 --> 01:16:18,617 What's wrong now? 1247 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,587 - This is millet roti. - So? 1248 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:24,055 Millet roti doesn't burn this quickly. 1249 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:29,661 Let's go back to red bean dal. 1250 01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:32,431 And, change the roti from millet to wheat. 1251 01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:33,158 Okay? 1252 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,171 Driver, start the car. 1253 01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:06,055 Himanshu, a regular guy helps to nab a dangerous criminal. 1254 01:17:09,191 --> 01:17:11,831 Couldn't you look before bumping into someone? 1255 01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:14,533 Did you have to bump into a dangerous criminal? 1256 01:17:15,063 --> 01:17:16,007 Exactly! 1257 01:17:16,231 --> 01:17:19,110 Why didn't you run into a hippopotamus, like my Hansa? 1258 01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:22,612 When did you run into a hippopotamus, Hansa? 1259 01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:24,480 In Africa, Babuji. 1260 01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:29,581 I missed Praful and was running towards him... 1261 01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:31,547 So? 1262 01:17:31,613 --> 01:17:35,493 The Hippopotamus was running away from Praful... 1263 01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:38,464 And we collided with each other. 1264 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,961 We had a great time, didn't we? 1265 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:43,526 It's not funny Hansa. 1266 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:46,072 The bones of the back and legs were fractured, don't you remember? 1267 01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:52,569 Yes, Praful, but I heard that the hippopotamus started walking again now. 1268 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,207 Don't get upset. 1269 01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:58,343 To the point! 1270 01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:00,676 The point is... 1271 01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:06,317 Himanshu is featured in the paper for nabbing a criminal. 1272 01:18:06,381 --> 01:18:10,022 Soon, he will be featured for committing a crime. 1273 01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:11,086 What do you mean? 1274 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:15,067 He will be caught red handed and thus his reputation will be tarnished. 1275 01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:18,398 Robbery? I like the idea. 1276 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,535 But l don't know how to steal. 1277 01:18:20,595 --> 01:18:21,665 - Himanshu! 1278 01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:24,609 I'm there, I'll teach you. 1279 01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:29,115 The Gujrati Parminder has spoken! Do you know how to steal? 1280 01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:30,315 Babuji... 1281 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:36,248 My heart, my sleep, my sanity, who do you think has stolen it? 1282 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:41,987 - Praful is the great thief of hearts! - Hansa! 1283 01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:45,991 Bonnie and Clyde! 1284 01:18:46,254 --> 01:18:50,293 We don't want Himanshu to steal someone's heart! 1285 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,199 That's why we will all accompany Himanshu for the robbery. 1286 01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:57,337 But where do we go and what do we steal? 1287 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,613 Mr. Grumbles, the robbery will be committed by you. 1288 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:04,475 And as for where to steal... 1289 01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:05,677 - Himanshu! 1290 01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:07,484 Brave, young man! 1291 01:19:08,176 --> 01:19:11,680 Chakku, meet my future son-in-law. 1292 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:15,251 And sir, he is my friend, Chakku Singh. 1293 01:19:24,392 --> 01:19:25,700 Here we are! 1294 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,241 This is Chakku Singh's bungalow. 1295 01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:29,604 We shall rob him. 1296 01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:34,579 Babuji, you will flee with the loot and we shall frame Himanshu. 1297 01:19:34,636 --> 01:19:39,517 Go inside and rob the jewelry box, the statue, a hair dryer... 1298 01:19:39,574 --> 01:19:41,952 Refrigerator, sofa set... 1299 01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:47,722 Hansa, won't Babuji tire himself running away with the refrigerator and sofa? 1300 01:19:48,483 --> 01:19:52,761 He has the sofa set, if he gets tired... 1301 01:19:52,854 --> 01:19:57,098 He could put it down and rest for awhile. 1302 01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:02,202 Have some cold water from the refrigerator and carry on. isn't that, right? 1303 01:20:02,264 --> 01:20:03,971 That's a good idea. 1304 01:20:04,032 --> 01:20:07,206 You're another Hansa! Should I take the washing maching too? 1305 01:20:07,269 --> 01:20:10,580 I could wash these clothes along the way 1306 01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:16,684 Babuji, if you wash these clothes in the middle of the road... 1307 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:19,191 What will you wear at that time? 1308 01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,225 Won't people say shame on you? 1309 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,460 I've opened the door. 1310 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:29,668 Himanshu, touch everything and leave your fingerprints. 1311 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:31,635 So they can accuse you. 1312 01:20:32,527 --> 01:20:35,201 Try to be silent. 1313 01:20:37,365 --> 01:20:40,244 I am so tired. 1314 01:20:42,003 --> 01:20:43,676 This table speaks! 1315 01:20:46,775 --> 01:20:49,949 - That is a piano, Hansa. - Really? 1316 01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:53,358 Himanshu, quickly leave your fingerprints. 1317 01:20:54,149 --> 01:20:56,595 Even the piano! 1318 01:20:56,651 --> 01:21:01,225 Himanshu not here, touch the things in the other rooms. 1319 01:21:01,556 --> 01:21:04,127 Praful, call the police. 1320 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,164 The real ones. 1321 01:21:06,294 --> 01:21:08,934 Should I touch the things over here? 1322 01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:12,444 Of course, there are so many things. Touch everything! 1323 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:17,447 What is this? 1324 01:21:18,139 --> 01:21:24,021 Looks like a letter, read it and leave your fingerprints on it too. 1325 01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:26,358 Nobody will ever know! 1326 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,626 Hansa, here you are! We need to make our getaway. 1327 01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:38,034 At least call for the taxi. 1328 01:21:38,093 --> 01:21:39,936 You want a taxi? 1329 01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:43,272 You don't expect me to walk, do you? 1330 01:21:44,132 --> 01:21:47,636 Why don't I just sit here. 1331 01:21:48,136 --> 01:21:53,279 There's no time to sit. Praful has gone to bring the police. 1332 01:21:54,676 --> 01:21:57,350 Babuji, look over there. 1333 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,598 Oh my God! 1334 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,269 - Jayshree! 1335 01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:11,133 - What happened, Babuji? 1336 01:22:11,626 --> 01:22:12,570 Oh Lord! 1337 01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:16,173 Himanshu, is the body breathing? 1338 01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:17,276 Yes, my body is fine. 1339 01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:18,910 First class! 1340 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,411 I meant his! 1341 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:22,741 What will happen now?! 1342 01:22:22,804 --> 01:22:25,114 What else! 1343 01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:30,418 Instead of robbery Himanshu will be accused of murder. 1344 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,250 Life imprisonment. 1345 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:37,161 That means 14 years of separation from Parminder and then our reunion? 1346 01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:38,229 Of course. 1347 01:22:39,754 --> 01:22:43,395 That's like 'Veer-Zaara'. 1348 01:22:46,094 --> 01:22:52,170 What are you talking about? Robbery is fine, but not murder. 1349 01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:54,173 No way, Himanshu. 1350 01:22:54,235 --> 01:22:55,373 Himanshu, listen. 1351 01:22:56,271 --> 01:23:01,118 Babuji, call Praful and tell him not to bring the police along. 1352 01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:03,576 Himanshu, come let's figure out where to hide the corpse. 1353 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,955 Babuji, call him... now! 1354 01:23:06,014 --> 01:23:08,961 I'll call him, don't worry Hansa. 1355 01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:10,159 Hello, Praful? 1356 01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:12,494 No, this is a Hansa, who are? 1357 01:23:14,055 --> 01:23:17,434 The phone is with her and she didn't even tell me. 1358 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:18,630 What will happen now? 1359 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,195 I have no idea. 1360 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:23,074 Hello. 1361 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:26,007 Are you a police inspector? 1362 01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:30,242 A real one? 1363 01:23:34,142 --> 01:23:37,316 This is a police station and I'm wearing the uniform... 1364 01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:39,620 That means I am a real inspector. 1365 01:23:40,615 --> 01:23:41,286 Nope! 1366 01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:46,423 Babuji, you're a natural at sweeping and swabbing. 1367 01:23:46,488 --> 01:23:49,264 That's true but what about him? 1368 01:23:49,324 --> 01:23:50,428 Babuji! 1369 01:23:50,759 --> 01:23:52,238 Go with her. 1370 01:23:53,661 --> 01:23:55,197 - What? - Come here. 1371 01:23:57,098 --> 01:23:59,100 We should get rid of this corpse. 1372 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:01,477 But if the police arrive before that... 1373 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:03,607 Then we'll say we did it. 1374 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,150 Jayshree. 1375 01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:07,314 Himanshu! 1376 01:24:08,676 --> 01:24:10,314 Chakku Singh's knife... 1377 01:24:10,445 --> 01:24:12,425 We know you didn't do it but... 1378 01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,551 What if the police refuse to believe us? 1379 01:24:14,616 --> 01:24:17,358 Himanshu, you go clean up the mess. 1380 01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:22,727 Babuji, we will tell the police that Himanshu is innocent. 1381 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:26,466 Repeat after me, one, two, three... 1382 01:24:26,528 --> 01:24:31,341 Himanshu is innocent, sir. I stabbed Chakku with the knife. 1383 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:33,003 Very good. 1384 01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:34,072 Oh Lord! 1385 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:40,311 We have to hide the body somewhere else. Change come on, change! 1386 01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:45,154 Change? But I didn't get a spare saree! What is? 1387 01:24:45,213 --> 01:24:49,992 Change the place of the body! I'll kill you! 1388 01:24:50,318 --> 01:24:54,698 Babuji, we're having a hard time with one corpse and you're talking about another one! 1389 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,201 And you said that about Hansa! 1390 01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,467 Come on, the bathroom is that way. Let's take the body there. 1391 01:25:00,528 --> 01:25:03,008 Make it quick. He has been here for so long, perhaps he needs to use the bathroom. 1392 01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:04,509 Shut up, Hansa! 1393 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:09,342 Himanshu, put the knife back, the way it was. Babuji, come along, we will 1394 01:25:10,738 --> 01:25:13,116 You remember what to tell the police, don't you? 1395 01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:16,585 Jayshree... 1396 01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:20,326 I'm here with the real inspector. 1397 01:25:21,749 --> 01:25:23,660 I brought him here.l 1398 01:25:25,053 --> 01:25:27,090 For once, he does something right! 1399 01:25:27,155 --> 01:25:32,002 Inspector, my brother-in-law, Himanshu. 1400 01:25:33,027 --> 01:25:34,529 Knife? What is happening here? 1401 01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:37,573 Babuji, lets say this together. One, two, three... 1402 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,743 - Inspector, Himanshu is innocent. 1403 01:25:41,836 --> 01:25:45,045 I stabbed Chakku with the knife! 1404 01:25:50,345 --> 01:25:51,585 Himanshu, hands up. 1405 01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:54,058 That he is! 1406 01:25:56,718 --> 01:26:00,063 His heart is beating... he is alive. 1407 01:26:00,522 --> 01:26:04,595 There is a heavy blood loss. We need at least ten units of blood. 1408 01:26:04,692 --> 01:26:08,731 Doctor you can have all my blood. In fact, there's more at home. 1409 01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:11,507 At home? You keep your blood at home? 1410 01:26:11,566 --> 01:26:14,046 I mean, my son. After all, he is my blood! 1411 01:26:14,536 --> 01:26:18,643 - Doctor, please save Chakku. - Save him! 1412 01:26:18,706 --> 01:26:20,549 - Himanshu! 1413 01:26:22,076 --> 01:26:23,350 That's Hansa's voice. 1414 01:26:23,611 --> 01:26:24,988 Where are you? 1415 01:26:25,146 --> 01:26:26,420 That means she is here as well. 1416 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,995 Look, whom I brought along! 1417 01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:34,428 Hold on! What is the meaning of this? Who are these people? 1418 01:26:34,489 --> 01:26:39,302 Inspector, they are from the news channels. This is Knot Really news. 1419 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:44,036 This Freshly Made Up news, and this is Repeats and More' news. 1420 01:26:44,098 --> 01:26:48,205 And Inspector, please... this is Hansa. My Hansa. 1421 01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:53,014 Inspector, over here. Make way! Take a look. 1422 01:26:53,074 --> 01:26:56,681 We have drum s, trumpets, everything. 1423 01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:59,352 I... I brought them, Inspector. 1424 01:26:59,414 --> 01:27:00,688 But, why?! 1425 01:27:01,015 --> 01:27:03,256 Himanshu! Where are you hiding? 1426 01:27:03,318 --> 01:27:05,662 What is happening here? And who is here now? 1427 01:27:11,759 --> 01:27:16,333 Traitor! Murderer! You tried to kill my friend. 1428 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:19,170 He did, he did - not me! 1429 01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:24,042 I hope now you object to me marrying Parminder. 1430 01:27:24,138 --> 01:27:27,745 Object? My friend Chakku is fighting for his life! 1431 01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:30,177 Everybody! 1432 01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:34,183 We will die but never get Parminder married to you! 1433 01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:37,023 He said it! Start playing! 1434 01:27:47,562 --> 01:27:50,236 Let's go. These people are all mad! 1435 01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:53,408 Stop it. 1436 01:27:53,468 --> 01:27:55,209 Madam ,just one photo, please 1437 01:27:57,138 --> 01:27:59,175 You go over there. 1438 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,548 They are taking pictures. Pose. 1439 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:07,616 Himanshu, look. They are all fighting for your photo! 1440 01:28:09,384 --> 01:28:14,197 Now your love story is a legend and famous too. 1441 01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:42,291 - Himanshu. - Parminder. 1442 01:28:44,018 --> 01:28:48,626 You know, in reality I can't think too much... it hurts my brain. 1443 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:52,596 But the fact that you would try to kill someone... 1444 01:28:53,695 --> 01:28:56,175 I couldn't have imagined even in my dreams! 1445 01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:58,073 But Parminder 1446 01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:00,240 My dear sister 1447 01:29:00,301 --> 01:29:02,713 Brother! 1448 01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:05,114 Parminder! 1449 01:29:07,108 --> 01:29:10,055 You made my sister cry? 1450 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:15,559 You were expecting to marry her next week, weren't you? 1451 01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:20,255 Now, she will marry Parminder from our community. 1452 01:29:20,655 --> 01:29:21,690 Babuji... 1453 01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,000 Babuji has already been released on bail. 1454 01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:27,967 That Tiwari got pickle with his dinner. 1455 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:30,703 Why' didn't I get it? Because I'm Gujrati? 1456 01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:34,239 I hope you are released on bail too. 1457 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:39,518 So you can see my sister marrying Parminder. 1458 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:40,644 Babuji... 1459 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,688 Come to Chandigarh. 1460 01:29:42,744 --> 01:29:44,052 On the morning of the 25th! 1461 01:29:45,413 --> 01:29:47,120 Here's the invite. 1462 01:30:11,038 --> 01:30:16,078 I want a rental car with a big boot outside the High court on the 24th of this month. 1463 01:30:16,144 --> 01:30:19,216 Isn't the case hearing on the 24th as well? 1464 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,055 Exactly, that is why we need a car. 1465 01:30:21,115 --> 01:30:25,564 We shall prove that Himanshu is innocent and leave for Chandigarh to stop the wedding. 1466 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:26,621 Okay. 1467 01:30:26,687 --> 01:30:30,328 Now think who will represent Himanshu. 1468 01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:33,299 Place you hand on the Gita and say... 1469 01:30:34,195 --> 01:30:37,369 I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1470 01:30:38,332 --> 01:30:43,077 You will tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1471 01:30:43,137 --> 01:30:43,638 Done. 1472 01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:45,150 But... 1473 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,415 You are supposed to say that. 1474 01:30:47,475 --> 01:30:49,216 Of course, I just said it. 1475 01:30:50,344 --> 01:30:51,084 Your Honour... 1476 01:30:51,145 --> 01:30:52,180 Order 1477 01:30:53,047 --> 01:30:55,357 Your Honour, the accused in the witness box... 1478 01:30:55,416 --> 01:30:59,489 May be acting like a fool, but he is a cold blooded killer. 1479 01:31:00,354 --> 01:31:04,700 He tried to kill Chakku Singh Ahluwalia with a knife... 1480 01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:06,170 And I shall prove this. 1481 01:31:06,561 --> 01:31:09,735 The first witness, Praful Parekh. 1482 01:31:10,531 --> 01:31:12,408 That's me, your Honour. 1483 01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:13,775 Yes we know. 1484 01:31:14,602 --> 01:31:18,311 Mr. Parekh, I want you to answer my questions truthfully. 1485 01:31:18,372 --> 01:31:20,010 Are you a lawyer? 1486 01:31:20,508 --> 01:31:22,044 Here we go! 1487 01:31:24,212 --> 01:31:28,092 I'm here in the court, wearing a black cloak. That means I'm a lawyer, isn't it? 1488 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:31,195 Not really. You could also be a magician. 1489 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,961 And that's why you are wearing a cloak. 1490 01:31:34,088 --> 01:31:35,066 Like the magician K. Lal. 1491 01:31:35,423 --> 01:31:39,166 K. Lal, the magician, wears a red cloak. And I'm wearing a black one. 1492 01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:40,735 Probably because you practice black magic! 1493 01:31:43,397 --> 01:31:45,172 Order be serious, please! 1494 01:31:46,467 --> 01:31:47,969 Your name? 1495 01:31:48,035 --> 01:31:50,015 Praful. And you are? 1496 01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:53,382 Pandit, Advocate Pandit. 1497 01:31:53,441 --> 01:31:56,217 Pandit? As in the Pandit community from Uttar Pradesh? 1498 01:31:57,612 --> 01:31:59,455 No, my family is from the state of Karnataka. 1499 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:01,255 Oh, Ludhiana! 1500 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:06,154 I said, my family hails from Karnataka. And Ludhiana isn't situated in Karnataka. 1501 01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:07,665 Then where is it? 1502 01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:09,092 In Punjab! 1503 01:32:09,156 --> 01:32:12,000 But you just said that your family is from Karnataka. 1504 01:32:12,493 --> 01:32:16,498 - Yes, my family is from Karnataka. - Then why did you say Punjab? 1505 01:32:17,265 --> 01:32:19,438 Ludhiana! Ludhiana is in Punjab. 1506 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:23,277 Oh, so your family isn't in Ludhiana? 1507 01:32:23,337 --> 01:32:27,717 How can they be? Since Ludhiana isn't situated in Karnataka, my family can't be there. 1508 01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:29,686 Can't be where? In Karnataka? 1509 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:31,690 In Ludhiana, in Punjab! 1510 01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:35,725 - Who? - My family! My family! 1511 01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:38,422 What's wrong with your family? 1512 01:32:38,486 --> 01:32:41,990 Mr. Praful, his family is fine in Punjab. 1513 01:32:42,056 --> 01:32:44,058 - In Karnataka! - Okay 1514 01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:45,502 Where? Gangtok? 1515 01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:47,500 Silence! 1516 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:48,700 - Okay... 1517 01:32:48,763 --> 01:32:51,039 Yes, in Gangtok. 1518 01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:55,475 Now, we will talk about your family. And you have to tell the truth. 1519 01:32:56,637 --> 01:32:58,310 Kindly tell the court... 1520 01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:01,247 How is Himanshu related to you? 1521 01:33:02,510 --> 01:33:06,583 He is my brother-in-law. 1522 01:33:08,282 --> 01:33:10,762 - My Hansa's brother. - Okay. 1523 01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:15,091 - He is a caterer. - Okay. 1524 01:33:16,023 --> 01:33:17,627 He is a good cook. 1525 01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:24,335 - And he is very good at cutting vegetables. - Okay. 1526 01:33:25,399 --> 01:33:26,503 - Potatoes... 1527 01:33:29,170 --> 01:33:30,342 - Brinjal... 1528 01:33:33,407 --> 01:33:34,579 - Cauliflower 1529 01:33:35,743 --> 01:33:38,587 Alright, potatoes, cauliflower, green peas 1530 01:33:38,646 --> 01:33:43,459 No, not green peas. Those he peels. He cuts the cauliflower, very finely. 1531 01:33:45,486 --> 01:33:47,659 - My Lord, this man... - Sit down... 1532 01:33:47,722 --> 01:33:50,999 Praful turned the opposition lawyer pale. 1533 01:33:51,192 --> 01:33:56,005 Praful was merely the initial attack. Now, it's time to let loose the heavy artillery 1534 01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:07,252 Hello, how are? Eat something before you leave. 1535 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:12,356 Can you believe that aunt Hansa is actually Hansa Parekh BA, LLB?! 1536 01:34:12,413 --> 01:34:18,329 Although, the fact is that the principal of her college was her father. 1537 01:34:18,386 --> 01:34:21,162 The professor of the college was mummy's uncle... 1538 01:34:21,222 --> 01:34:24,328 And it was aunt Jayshree that appeared for mummy's exams! 1539 01:34:26,093 --> 01:34:31,133 First of all tell the court your name. 1540 01:34:32,033 --> 01:34:32,636 Himanshu. 1541 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:34,976 Is this your complete name? 1542 01:34:35,036 --> 01:34:37,243 Yes, it's completely my name. 1543 01:34:37,304 --> 01:34:41,047 It completely belongs to Himanshu. Please note down this... 1544 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,212 Note it down? 1545 01:34:44,078 --> 01:34:47,491 Kindly tell us, on the day you went to Chakku Singh's house... 1546 01:34:47,548 --> 01:34:50,028 What did you see? 1547 01:34:50,484 --> 01:34:53,226 Well, I saw 'Bidaai' on Star Plus in the morning... 1548 01:34:53,287 --> 01:34:56,666 And an Amitabh Bachchan film in the evening, 'Andhaa Kanoon'. 1549 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,560 Yeah... We saw it together, isn't it? 1550 01:34:59,026 --> 01:35:03,338 That's not what she meant, nutcase! What did you see at Chakku Singh's house? 1551 01:35:03,397 --> 01:35:06,970 We didn't see anything since we didn't switch on the TV. 1552 01:35:07,168 --> 01:35:13,244 When we go to someone's house, we shouldn't switch on the TV ourselves. 1553 01:35:13,307 --> 01:35:15,514 Our kids have taught us this. 1554 01:35:15,576 --> 01:35:16,748 Order... please! 1555 01:35:17,178 --> 01:35:18,248 We're doomed! 1556 01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:21,456 Praful, what does order mean? 1557 01:35:21,682 --> 01:35:22,592 Order means 1558 01:35:22,650 --> 01:35:24,994 Your Honour, allow me. 1559 01:35:25,052 --> 01:35:28,499 Remember we went on the set of the horror film? 1560 01:35:28,589 --> 01:35:32,002 The director was telling the actress to act scared. 1561 01:35:32,059 --> 01:35:35,632 He said there is a ghost in front of you... 1562 01:35:35,696 --> 01:35:39,234 'Aur darr. Aur darr. Be afraid, be afraid. ' 1563 01:35:40,101 --> 01:35:42,707 Oh yes, aur darr... be afraid. 1564 01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:47,749 Listen, you two. Better stop flirting around in the court or else 1565 01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:49,082 Objection! 1566 01:35:49,710 --> 01:35:52,589 You idiot, he's the judge! 1567 01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,419 You can't object to what I say! 1568 01:35:56,050 --> 01:36:01,557 And Praful, you are so scared when the doctor gives you an objection. 1569 01:36:02,056 --> 01:36:06,698 Hansa, what the doctor jabs him with isn't called an objection. 1570 01:36:07,294 --> 01:36:09,433 Exactly, it's called a table! 1571 01:36:10,698 --> 01:36:13,042 Your doctor hits you with a table? 1572 01:36:14,001 --> 01:36:15,674 - Sometimes even a chair. - Chair? 1573 01:36:16,070 --> 01:36:19,244 And if I don't leave, he sometimes even throws a patient at me. 1574 01:36:20,207 --> 01:36:21,185 - Is it so? 1575 01:36:21,242 --> 01:36:25,691 Don't you remember the other day Praful was hit by that Marwari boy? 1576 01:36:26,113 --> 01:36:28,389 Mrs. Hansa, be quiet and proceed with the case! 1577 01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:30,387 Okay! 1578 01:36:39,593 --> 01:36:41,231 Six words? 1579 01:36:42,663 --> 01:36:44,301 Why is she suddenly playing dumb? 1580 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:47,408 My? 1581 01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:54,986 Head? 1582 01:36:56,410 --> 01:36:57,514 A zip on my head? 1583 01:36:57,745 --> 01:36:59,349 - He's got a zip on his head? - Be quiet. 1584 01:37:00,047 --> 01:37:05,725 Hansa, why are you explaining things to him in sign language? 1585 01:37:06,053 --> 01:37:10,524 You asked me to be quiet and proceed with the case! 1586 01:37:11,058 --> 01:37:12,332 Oh my God! 1587 01:37:13,427 --> 01:37:18,001 You crib whether I speak or remain silent. 1588 01:37:21,268 --> 01:37:23,305 Fine, you may speak! 1589 01:37:23,370 --> 01:37:25,509 Now he tells me to speak. 1590 01:37:25,639 --> 01:37:31,612 So, Himanshu, when Praful and the Inspector came over to Chakku Singh's house... 1591 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,989 What did they see in the room? 1592 01:37:34,048 --> 01:37:38,724 They saw me with a knife in my hand. And a big wound in Chaku Singh's stomach. 1593 01:37:41,622 --> 01:37:43,397 Oh, a wound, then what? 1594 01:37:43,457 --> 01:37:48,304 Then the Inspector complimented Himanshu, coroner! 1595 01:37:48,495 --> 01:37:50,566 When did I compliment him? 1596 01:37:50,631 --> 01:37:55,444 Didn't you say Himanshu handsome, handsome'? 1597 01:37:55,636 --> 01:38:00,415 Look the merry go round is starting again. Hansa is confusing hands up with handsome! 1598 01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:03,109 Shut up! 1599 01:38:03,110 --> 01:38:07,991 Oh please! Shut up is the English word for pulling your shirt up! 1600 01:38:08,549 --> 01:38:10,051 Easy easy... 1601 01:38:10,251 --> 01:38:10,991 Okay. 1602 01:38:12,052 --> 01:38:13,395 Okay.. 1603 01:38:14,588 --> 01:38:17,694 Okay, hands up means a good looking man! 1604 01:38:17,758 --> 01:38:19,533 Now you got it! 1605 01:38:19,593 --> 01:38:26,408 The inspector complimented Himanshu. Let's say he did, but what does this prove? 1606 01:38:27,067 --> 01:38:31,038 It proves that Himanshu didn't slab Chakku Singh! 1607 01:38:32,773 --> 01:38:34,184 How is that? 1608 01:38:34,241 --> 01:38:41,489 If Himanshu had stabbed Chakku Singh with the knife, would the inspector compliment Himanshu? 1609 01:38:41,548 --> 01:38:42,583 Tell me. 1610 01:38:43,217 --> 01:38:46,130 Answer me, your Honour! 1611 01:38:46,620 --> 01:38:47,291 Tell me. 1612 01:38:47,354 --> 01:38:48,492 - We won, we won! 1613 01:38:55,162 --> 01:38:58,507 Great, my darling! You are amazing. 1614 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:04,313 Wow! You are like a female Sunny Deol from 'Damini'. 1615 01:39:05,306 --> 01:39:09,448 - There, I have proved it. - Yes, of course! 1616 01:39:09,510 --> 01:39:13,151 - Okay, Himanshu, left's go! - Let's go. We've won! 1617 01:39:13,213 --> 01:39:17,355 What do you mean, let's go? Enough! Your Honour, stop them! 1618 01:39:17,518 --> 01:39:18,428 Easy easy... 1619 01:39:18,485 --> 01:39:23,434 He tried to kill Chakku Singh to usurp his property 1620 01:39:23,490 --> 01:39:27,028 He had a knife in one hand and near him a man bleeding to death. 1621 01:39:27,394 --> 01:39:28,702 What now? 1622 01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,606 Stop talking nonsense, you black and white! 1623 01:39:31,665 --> 01:39:37,308 Coroner, Himanshu could never usurp his wealth, even if he wanted to. 1624 01:39:37,371 --> 01:39:39,282 Because he said... 1625 01:39:39,340 --> 01:39:44,414 "After my death, my wealth is to be given to charity. This is my last 'dish'." 1626 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:47,084 it's here in his suicide note. 1627 01:39:47,548 --> 01:39:50,358 Holy cow! He tried to commit suicide? 1628 01:39:50,417 --> 01:39:51,259 Yes ! 1629 01:39:51,652 --> 01:39:52,995 Suicide! 1630 01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:55,998 Himanshu, show the note to the Judge. Hey Judge look at this. 1631 01:39:56,190 --> 01:39:58,466 - Here, have a look. - Give it here... 1632 01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:01,332 Is he giving it or not?! 1633 01:40:01,395 --> 01:40:04,376 "I'm stabbing myself with this knife. 1634 01:40:04,431 --> 01:40:09,710 After my death give my wealth to charity. This is my last 'dish'." 1635 01:40:09,770 --> 01:40:12,114 Signed Chakku Singh. 1636 01:40:12,172 --> 01:40:16,416 Himanshu it is wish not dish! 1637 01:40:16,777 --> 01:40:23,387 It says dish over here. Do do D for burger! 1638 01:40:23,450 --> 01:40:26,659 It's B for burger. 1639 01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:29,030 But I'm talking about a cheese burger. 1640 01:40:29,456 --> 01:40:32,130 Well, then that would be a C. How can it be D? 1641 01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:35,105 What if I want a Double Cheese Burger! 1642 01:40:36,330 --> 01:40:40,278 If you had the suicide note, why didn't you mention it? 1643 01:40:40,334 --> 01:40:44,214 If we did, Himanshu and Parminder would never be separated. 1644 01:40:44,271 --> 01:40:45,614 Exactly! 1645 01:40:45,672 --> 01:40:48,448 You both deserve to be in the museum! 1646 01:40:48,509 --> 01:40:50,079 Mummy saree! 1647 01:40:50,177 --> 01:40:52,589 Later on! We need to reach Chandigarh before seven tomorrow morning. 1648 01:40:52,646 --> 01:40:53,624 Yes, hurry up! 1649 01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:57,127 Hold on! Do you know the way to Chandigarh? 1650 01:40:57,184 --> 01:41:00,688 I know the way. I went there six months ago to bring flowers for Hansa. 1651 01:41:01,288 --> 01:41:08,570 Go straight on the highway. At the main signal at Jaipur, you'll see a black dog with its tongue out 1652 01:41:08,629 --> 01:41:10,472 Take a left from there. 1653 01:41:10,531 --> 01:41:14,001 Praful, you idiot. You went there six months ago. 1654 01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:18,710 You think the black dog is still there at Jaipur's main signal with its tongue out? 1655 01:41:18,772 --> 01:41:21,048 What if it ran away from there? 1656 01:41:21,475 --> 01:41:25,446 What if it did? The main signal will still be there. 1657 01:41:25,512 --> 01:41:29,119 We need to take a left at the signal, doesn't matter where the dog is. 1658 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:34,692 - And he calls you an idiot! - Let's go now. 1659 01:41:39,193 --> 01:41:40,194 Okay let's move it. Quick. Let's go. 1660 01:41:40,260 --> 01:41:45,073 Father, this car works. 1661 01:41:45,532 --> 01:41:48,274 Okay, fine, let's drive! 1662 01:41:48,335 --> 01:41:51,043 Praful, I'm dressed up. 1663 01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:53,415 Okay, now sit in. 1664 01:41:56,510 --> 01:41:58,456 Let's get there quickly. 1665 01:42:06,487 --> 01:42:14,463 Now - Parminder - will - marry - Himanshu - cancel- Parminder 1666 01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:45,069 My dear, your wedding procession has arrived. 1667 01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:49,005 Garland Parminder before you go to the temple. 1668 01:42:57,204 --> 01:43:00,344 Repeats and More news channel brings you this breaking news... 1669 01:43:00,407 --> 01:43:02,807 There's an unusual twist in Himanshu and Parminder's love story 1670 01:43:03,544 --> 01:43:07,287 Mummy, wait mum my, look at this. 1671 01:43:07,347 --> 01:43:10,590 Parminder and Parminder, what are you doing here? The procession has arrived. 1672 01:43:10,651 --> 01:43:14,030 Look, Himanshu uncle on the TV. 1673 01:43:14,087 --> 01:43:15,293 Himanshu Uncle? 1674 01:43:15,355 --> 01:43:15,621 Himanshu has been acquitted. Now over to Kanishka. 1675 01:43:15,622 --> 01:43:18,660 Himanshu has been acquitted. Now over to Kanishka. 1676 01:43:18,725 --> 01:43:23,140 Chakku Singh Ahluwalia is also over here. And he has regained consciousness... 1677 01:43:23,197 --> 01:43:24,574 Over to Mr. Ahluwalia. 1678 01:43:24,631 --> 01:43:26,042 Tell us what happened that day? 1679 01:43:26,466 --> 01:43:29,970 I tried to kill myself. I survived by God's grace. 1680 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:32,241 - I'll try again tomorrow. - Oh no! 1681 01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:37,488 - Here are the tall trees. Get out everyone. 1682 01:43:39,479 --> 01:43:40,981 Hurry up! 1683 01:43:41,582 --> 01:43:43,061 I'm so tired... 1684 01:43:44,184 --> 01:43:45,527 Praful, come fast... 1685 01:43:46,053 --> 01:43:48,055 Look! Parminder is getting married. Parminder! 1686 01:43:48,121 --> 01:43:51,659 Parminder, I'm here. Don't marry him. 1687 01:43:52,125 --> 01:43:53,468 - Parminder! 1688 01:43:53,694 --> 01:43:55,139 - Parminder's father... 1689 01:43:56,396 --> 01:44:00,037 Oh dear, wait! Stop! We made a huge mistake. 1690 01:44:03,337 --> 01:44:06,409 Parminder, listen to me! 1691 01:44:06,473 --> 01:44:08,475 Parminder! 1692 01:44:08,775 --> 01:44:09,947 Parminder! 1693 01:44:10,010 --> 01:44:11,182 Himanshu! 1694 01:44:11,278 --> 01:44:12,985 - Stop! - No Parminder! 1695 01:44:13,046 --> 01:44:16,050 You shouldn't even look at him! 1696 01:44:17,317 --> 01:44:20,059 Himanshu is not guilty! 1697 01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:24,034 - Himanshu was proven innocent and he's come here himself, idiot! 1698 01:44:24,091 --> 01:44:28,699 I don't want to hear a 1:hing! Go away from here. Otherwise my gun will speak! 1699 01:44:32,065 --> 01:44:34,306 He is a killer! 1700 01:44:34,368 --> 01:44:43,083 No, Chakku tried to commit suicide. Himanshu didn't try to kill him. 1701 01:44:43,176 --> 01:44:49,252 Parminder don't put the garland on Parminder! 1702 01:44:49,316 --> 01:44:51,557 Himanshu 1703 01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,656 Parminder 1704 01:44:56,056 --> 01:44:57,626 Himanshu! What are you looking for in the grass? 1705 01:44:57,691 --> 01:44:59,602 He fell down. Help him up. 1706 01:44:59,660 --> 01:45:00,968 Are you alright? 1707 01:45:01,028 --> 01:45:05,602 Parminder, don't put the garland on Parminder! 1708 01:45:06,099 --> 01:45:08,705 She can't put the garland anyway! 1709 01:45:08,769 --> 01:45:09,474 What? 1710 01:45:09,536 --> 01:45:12,244 My son didn't make it for the wedding. 1711 01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:13,546 Look there! 1712 01:45:15,042 --> 01:45:16,146 What's this? 1713 01:45:16,310 --> 01:45:17,687 There is no groom on the horse. 1714 01:45:17,744 --> 01:45:20,020 He didn't get leave from his office. 1715 01:45:20,113 --> 01:45:22,115 But you still came here with the fanfare? 1716 01:45:22,182 --> 01:45:27,393 If you don't go to the bride's house with this fanfare, it's a shame for the bride's family. 1717 01:45:27,454 --> 01:45:29,365 You have a point. 1718 01:45:29,423 --> 01:45:33,337 Yes, and now we saw it on the TV. Himanshu is innocent. 1719 01:45:33,393 --> 01:45:36,966 Brother... 1720 01:45:37,030 --> 01:45:39,738 Parminder, please. 1721 01:45:41,001 --> 01:45:46,417 Darling, Himanshu is calling you. No one can love you like this. 1722 01:45:47,474 --> 01:45:50,512 Himanshu 1723 01:46:02,222 --> 01:46:04,600 Please forgive me. 1724 01:46:05,659 --> 01:46:06,603 Everybody! 1725 01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:09,439 - Even if we go looking with a lamp... 1726 01:46:09,496 --> 01:46:12,636 We won't find a better match, for our darling daughter, than you. 1727 01:46:14,101 --> 01:46:15,705 - Parminder! 1728 01:46:15,769 --> 01:46:17,339 Himanshu 1729 01:46:39,192 --> 01:46:45,632 Parminder, I wanted my love story to be great. 1730 01:46:45,699 --> 01:46:49,374 But I forget what my grandma used to say. 1731 01:46:49,436 --> 01:46:51,177 She would say... 1732 01:46:51,238 --> 01:46:58,019 Every love story is great, where there is true love.' 1733 01:47:00,414 --> 01:47:02,257 Himanshu... 1734 01:47:03,650 --> 01:47:06,187 Will you marry me and... 1735 01:47:06,253 --> 01:47:11,362 Share your grandma's wisdom with me all my life? 1736 01:47:12,492 --> 01:47:16,304 But, my grandma is no longer alive... 1737 01:47:16,396 --> 01:47:20,139 Sol don't know about her wisdom. 1738 01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:25,309 But I want to share my life and wisdom only with you, because... 1739 01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:29,015 I love you, Parminder. 1740 01:47:30,177 --> 01:47:32,453 Same to you Himanshu! 1741 01:47:47,427 --> 01:47:49,338 Here brave young man! 1742 01:47:52,199 --> 01:47:53,735 Here my dear. 1743 01:47:55,569 --> 01:47:58,015 Come Himanshu, time to do it. 1744 01:48:01,675 --> 01:48:02,483 There, I did it. 1745 01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:04,453 Beautiful, Himanshu, great! 1746 01:48:04,511 --> 01:48:07,492 Darn you, Hansa-with-a-moustache! 1747 01:48:07,547 --> 01:48:08,992 What happened? 1748 01:48:09,049 --> 01:48:12,462 To do it doesn't mean to throw it away! 1749 01:48:12,519 --> 01:48:13,463 Silence! 1750 01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:16,296 Look at Babuji. He's insulting me in front of these people! 1751 01:48:16,356 --> 01:48:18,996 Himanshu, just shoot Babuji! 1752 01:48:19,059 --> 01:48:20,197 With pleasure! 1753 01:48:30,203 --> 01:48:32,183 Female Rajkumar Hirani! 1754 01:48:32,606 --> 01:48:36,053 Superb! That was a superb story! 1755 01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:50,297 Do you know how to ring a bell? 1756 01:48:50,991 --> 01:48:54,097 We just want the girl. We get the girl, you get a wedding! 1757 01:48:54,394 --> 01:48:55,600 What's wrong, doctor? 1758 01:48:55,695 --> 01:48:58,403 - Chicken pox. - Is it tandoori or butler chicken? 1759 01:48:58,598 --> 01:49:00,635 Parminder, it's chicken tikka pox! 1760 01:49:05,171 --> 01:49:06,980 Jaysh ree! 1761 01:49:07,507 --> 01:49:08,383 Rolling... 1762 01:49:10,510 --> 01:49:13,320 Very good. Going for shot! 1763 01:49:17,250 --> 01:49:18,354 Next! 1764 01:49:19,719 --> 01:49:21,357 Bye Babuji, bye... 1765 01:49:21,988 --> 01:49:25,367 - What's he buying? - He is saying bye, he's going! 1766 01:49:28,061 --> 01:49:29,131 Parminder! 1767 01:49:32,732 --> 01:49:33,608 Hansa! 1768 01:49:35,035 --> 01:49:38,346 What do you mean, hmm? In such a situation... sorry! 1769 01:49:38,405 --> 01:49:39,042 Sorry! 1770 01:50:17,043 --> 01:50:18,351 Of course, it's C. 1771 01:50:19,012 --> 01:50:22,357 - C for sandwich. - it's S for sandwich. 1772 01:50:22,682 --> 01:50:25,720 I meant cheese sandwich. 1773 01:50:37,130 --> 01:50:37,733 Holy cow! 1774 01:50:38,431 --> 01:50:41,173 - I'm Wilson. - I'm Babuji's son! 1775 01:51:12,432 --> 01:51:13,536 Nobody will ever know. 1776 01:51:18,071 --> 01:51:20,347 Last month his wife, Chanda, passed away. 1777 01:51:20,440 --> 01:51:22,044 Passed what? 1778 01:51:22,108 --> 01:51:26,386 Did she pass a test or did she pass through something? 1779 01:51:36,289 --> 01:51:37,063 You made me cry!130974