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- Louie !
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Da.
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G�ndac �n fat�.
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Doamne !
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E cel mai mare g�ndac, pe
care l-am v�zut vreodat�.
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�sta m�nc� oameni.
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M� duc s�-l prind.
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Fii atent, Louie.
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D�-mi ceva !
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Poftim.
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Ai v�zut asta ?
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L-am lovit tare cu tot
ce am avut la �ndem�n�,
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iar �sta z�mbe�te la mine.
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Uite, c� vine !
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A plecat.
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Da,... a plecat.
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Dar se va �ntoarce.
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Jim, a�tept un telefon important.
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Doar un telefon scurt, bine ?
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- Okeydoke.
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Mul�umesc mult.
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Pe cine s� sun ?
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Nu vroiai s� folose�ti telefonul ?
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Nu, vroiam s� m� duc la baie.
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Dar �i eu �l fac scurt.
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Tony, ce tot p�ze�te Bobby telefonul ?
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Ast�zi afl� dac�
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�l ia pentru rolul acela pentru
film, pentru care a dat prob�.
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E �ntre mine �i un alt tip.
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Trebuia s� sune deja.
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Suspansul m� omoar�.
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Bob, fii b�rbat !
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Nu e ultimul rol pe care-l vei pierde.
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Adic�...
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Ce atitudine e asta ?
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Fii serios !
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S� presupunem c� Bobby prime�te rolul,
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�i s� avem o atitudine pozitiv�.
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Scuze, Bob.
Da.
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S� aud� lucrurile negative
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dup� ce pierde rolul.
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Nu, nu, scuze.
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Nu-i nimic, Elaine.
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Eu tot mai cred
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c� am o �ans� a naibii de bun� s� iau acest rol.
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A�a te vreau, Bobby.
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Ifnosh cafe ?
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Latka, a�tept
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un telefon important.
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�i asta e important.
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Comand pr�nzul.
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Vezi tu, tocmai s-a deschis un restaurant,
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�i fac m�ncare din �ara mea.
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Da, dar,... bine.
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Alo ?
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Da.
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O, da, alo.
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Da.
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Alo.
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Mul�umesc, asemenea �i �ie.
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�tiu.
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A� vrea s� comand ceva de m�ncare, v� rog.
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Bine.
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Prima dat� a� vrea ni�te gravlitee azv�rlit,
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A� vrea... bine...
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un yufnish pr�jit �n co�.
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�i un... profnika
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cu de toate.
Da.
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Da �i dou� mari...
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Latka, nu s-ar putea mai repede ?
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Da, sigur.
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Da�i-mi num�rul 7.
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Mul�umesc.
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Bun�.
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Da, eu sunt.
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Da, �n�eleg.
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Mul�umesc c� m-a�i sunat.
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Hai spune odat�.
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M� omoar� suspansul.
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Ai luat sau nu rolul ?
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Banta, c�teodat� a�
vrea s� fii mai de�tept
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ca s�-�i dai seama c�t de prost e�ti.
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Cel�lalt a fost mai bun.
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�ti�i, am mai pierdut �i �nainte,
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dar ce m� deranjeaz� de data asta,
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c� individul �n fa�a c�ruia am pierdut
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nu are experient� �i nu e prea grozav.
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Singurul motiv pentru care a luat rolul,
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e pentru c� arat� bine.
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Haide, Bobby !
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Tu ar��i foarte bine.
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Nu, vezi tu, nu l-au luat
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pentru c� arat� mai bine ca mine.
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L-au luat c� arat� exact cum trebuie.
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Distribu�ia se face �n cicluri.
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Acum la mod� sunt fe�ele comune.
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E un handicap s� fii un frumos clasic.
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Eu s� nu �tiu ?
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Cei pe care-i caut� acum
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arat� bine pe strad�,
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mai pu�in bine la creier.
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Cineva cuceritor, z�mbet tineresc,
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magnetism animalic,
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cu o fat� proast� dar serioas�.
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Cineva ca...
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D�-i �nainte �i spune, Bobby.
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Cineva ca Tony.
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Grozav.
Ai auzit ?
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Mul�umesc mult.
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O, o, asta e.
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Am terminat.
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M-am s�turat.
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Nu mai vreau s� fiu actor.
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Cariera mea a murit.
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Slav� Domnului, c� a suferit destul.
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- Bobby ?
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Am trecut s� v�d ce mai faci.
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Ce mai faci ?
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Bine, pentru unul cu cariera terminat�.
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Atunci bine.
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Credeam c� vei avea o depresie sau ceva.
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Am adus bere �i Fudgesicles.
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Uite, Tony, nu prea m� simt
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�ntr-o stare vorb�rea��, �tii ?
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Dar ce zici de ni�te r�spunsuri ?
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Eu a� putea �ntreba,
tu ai putea r�spunde.
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Bine.
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M� �ntrebam, Bobby,
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po�i s�-mi spui cum e s� fii actor ?
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Glume�ti ?
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Tu ai spus c� au nevoie de unii ca mine.
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Tony, ai vreo idee, cum e s� fii actor ?
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Bobby, c�nd am fost la general�,
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am jucat rolul lui Rip Van Winkle.
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�tiu c� nu trebuie s� �ntreb asta.
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Ce rol ai jucat ?
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Eu am fost cel care l-a trezit.
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Bobby, crezi c� e u�or
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s� treze�ti pe cineva, care
doarme mai bine de 40 de ani ?
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Tony, ai ni�te Fudgesicle peste toat� fa�a.
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Cum ob�ii un rol, Bob ?
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�ntrebi pe cine nu trebuie.
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��i iei un agent,
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care te prezint� la ni�te directori
responsabili pentru roluri,
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care te prezint� la ni�te produc�tori,
care te angajeaz�.
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Sun� bine.
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Hai s-o facem a�a.
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Tony, nu este a�a de u�or.
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Tu nu ai experient�.
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Treze�te-te, Rip,
treze�te-te, Rip,
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Treze�te-te, Rip !
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Foarte putin� experient�.
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Tu mi-ai spus
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c� cel care �i-a luat rolul ieri
pentru acel film,
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aproape c� nu avea experient�.
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Nu era destul de bun,
dar ar�ta cum trebuie.
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A�a c� dac� ar�t cum trebuie
de ce nu pot avea
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�i eu un rol, Bob ?
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Nu �tiu...
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Poate c� ai putea.
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Ce naiba !
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�mi sun agentul.
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�n cel mai r�u caz o s� r�d�.
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Bobby, nu cred c� vreau agentul t�u.
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De ce nu ?
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Pe tine nu te-a f�cut o stea, a�a-i ?
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Tony, Tony, ce vrei tu ?
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Bobby, vreau s� fii tu agentul meu.
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E�ti prietenul meu,
vei avea grij� de mine.
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Tony, Tony, asta e nebunie.
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De ce ?
Acum ai timp liber,
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mai ales c� n-o s� mai joci de acum.
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Tony, nici nu �tii ce spui acolo.
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Bobby, Bobby, ascult� !
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Am v�zut filmul �Taurul furios�, da ?
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Da. �i am citit undeva,
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c� mul�i de acolo din film,
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nu erau actori adev�ra�i.
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Unii dintre ei erau boxeri, ca mine.
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Bobby, Bobby, ascult� !
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Sunt serios.
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Bobby, �tiu c� sun� nebune�te,
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dar toat� via�a mea
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am crezut c� voi face ceva special.
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Am crezut c� voi fi faimos.
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�tiu c� sun� nebune�te,
dar a�a simt.
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Tot timpul am crezut
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c� voi fi faimos ca boxer,
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dar c�nd ai zis �actor�, aici m-a lovit.
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Acolo e locul meu.
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Ai fa�a potrivit�.
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A�a cred �i eu.
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O fat�, cu care am ie�it odat�
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a zis c� sunt un
Sylvester Stallone italian.
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Da, cred c� lumea a�teapt� unul din �sta.
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�i Bobby, c�nd o s� reu�esc,
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te iau �n toate filmele mele.
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Ce naiba ?
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�tii, po�i fi natural.
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C�teodat� se �nt�mpl�.
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S-ar putea s� ai mai mult talent,
dec�t cred mul�i dintre noi.
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�nseamn� c� m� aju�i ?
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Da.
�n regul�.
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Nu pot s� cred asta.
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Eu o s� fiu impresarul t�u.
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Ce trebuie s� facem ?
Ce trebuie s� facem ?
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Avem mult� treab�.
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Prima dat�
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vreau s� iei aceste piese acas�.
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Asta, asta, asta.
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Vreau s� le cite�ti,
s� la studiezi,
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s� te familiarizezi cu ele.
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Iar de m�ine �ncepem s� lucr�m �mpreun�.
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Bine, Bob.
Ascult�, vom face treaba asta bine,
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a�a-i Tony ?
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Bobby, o s� fie un parteneriat grozav.
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S� �tii c� este.
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Bobby, e una din c�r�ile care mi-au pl�cut.
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�Pisic� pe acoperi�ul fierbinte�
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Am v�zut varianta Disney.
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Tot mai cau�i
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g�ndacul acela prost ?
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G�ndac prost ?
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Nardo, trebuie s� �tii c�
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g�ndacii de buc�t�rie sunt
aici �naintea dinozaurilor.
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Crezi c� st�teau at�ta
pe aici dac� erau pro�ti ?
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Dac� ar vedea peste bordul ma�inii,
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l-a� trimite pe �sta s� conduc� un taxi.
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Nu te-am v�zut niciodat� a�a de nervos.
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Nu sunt nervos.
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Sunt doar un pic curios.
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�i �ncerc s� fac cur��enie,...
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Ce-i aia ?
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Trebuia s-o fac.
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Scuz�-m�, scuz�-m�.
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Nardo, c�nd �l prind pe �sta,
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��i fac lipeala cu el.
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B�ie�i,
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a�i v�zut pozele mele f�cute pentru audi�ii ?
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Da.
O, da.
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3 pozi�ii pentru 50 de cen�i.
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Asta pentru ce e ?
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Acolo unde faci a�a ?
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Acolo ar�t c� pot juca comedie.
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Bobby, uit�-te la pozele mele.
246
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Ar trebui s� le ar��i la oamenii cu distribu�ia.
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E greu �n show business.
248
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Tony, nu-�i mai face griji
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pentru astea.
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M-am ocupat eu.
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Am fost peste tot �n ultimele 2 zile.
252
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To�i directorii de distribu�ie din ora�
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au pozele tale pe birou.
254
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Nu-i grozav ?
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�i o face doar pentru 10 procente
256
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din ce c�tig.
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Vreau s� cite�ti o scen� pentru mine.
258
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E o scen� din �Lungul
drum al zilei c�tre noapte�
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Tu e�ti fiul cel t�n�r,
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�i �ncerci s�-i explici tat�lui t�u
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c� nu te sim�i a�a de bine nic�ieri ca acas�.
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Spune !
Ridic�-te !
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A fost o mare gre�eal�
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c� m-am n�scut om.
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Aveam mai mult succes
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dac� a� fi fost pesc�ru� sau un pe�te.
267
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Opre�te-te, Tony.
268
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Vreau s� te �ndrum un pic.
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Vreau s� m� ascul�i.
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A� vrea s� o iei de la cap�t,
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�i s� te g�nde�ti la ce spui.
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S� sim�i vorbele, s� sim�i emo�ia.
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Cu �ncredere.
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Las�-�i durerea s� vorbeasc� pentru tine.
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Zi acum !
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Ia-�i o clip�.
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Ia-�i o clip� �i respir�.
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A fost o mare gre�eal�
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c� m-am n�scut om.
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Aveam mai mult succes
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dac� a� fi fost pesc�ru� sau un pe�te.
282
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Scuz�-m�.
Scuz�-m�.
283
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Vreau s� te �ntreb ceva.
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Am auzit discu�ia.
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A� vrea ca tu...
286
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ai putea s� fii �i agentul meu ?
287
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Odat� a venit o trup� de filmare italian�
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la mine �n sat,
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s� filmeze la noi �n sat un film
intitulat �Uite cum vin hunii !�
290
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Vrei s� vezi cum am jucat ?
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Da !
Tony...
292
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�n aceast� scen�,
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oamenii r�i,
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poporul r�u, hunii,
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ardeau totul �n jur.
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Toate femeile �i to�i copiii,
297
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corpurile lor erau peste tot.
298
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Sem�n�tura era distrus�.
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Tot ce a existat
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era distrus.
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Iar eu st�team acolo, m� uitam peste tot,
302
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�i f�ceam cam a�a:
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A�tepta�i.
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E bun.
305
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M� duc eu.
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Robert Wheeler Management.
307
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Da, eu sunt.
308
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Secretara mea tocmai...
309
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Da, eu �l reprezint pe Tony Banta.
310
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L�sa�i-m� s� verific un pic.
311
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Vede�i, �n prezent negociem
312
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pentru un rol �n ultimul film cu Jane Fonda,
313
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ceea ce �nseamn� c� va fi
cam ocupat �n perioada aia.
314
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Da, a�a e.
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E destul de sigur,
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dar nu 100 la sut�.
317
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:03,133
V� spun cum facem:
acorda�i-i o audi�ie,
318
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iar eu o rezolv cumva cu Jane.
319
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Da, da, bine.
320
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C�nd ar fi ?
321
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11... 2:30, bine.
322
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,634
Bine, va fi acolo.
323
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Bine, mul�umesc de telefon.
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Am auzit.
325
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E emo�ionant.
326
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,100
Nu-mi vine s� cred, prima ta audiere.
327
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Audiere ?
328
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,634
Nu, eu vreau s� aud de filmul cu Fonda.
329
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:35,334
Arthur Kramer
�i Jerry Lowe,
330
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d�nsul e Tony Banta
331
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�i managerul domnului Banta, dl. Wheeler,
332
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care va ajut� la citit.
333
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,267
�mi pare bine !
Ce mai face�i ? Sta�i jos.
334
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,801
Deci Tony,
335
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,234
vrei s� spui ceva despre tine,
�nainte s� �ncepem ?
336
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Nu, dar mul�umesc de �ntrebare.
337
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Bine.
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Hai s� �ncepem cu cititul.
339
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:04,767
Tony, rolul pe care-l vei juca e simplu.
340
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,100
E�ti un t�n�r din New
York, cu p�rin�i italieni,
341
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dornic, nevinovat
�i un pic lent.
342
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:13,300
O s� fac o �ncercare.
343
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:15,400
Pute�i �ncepe c�nd sunte�i gata.
344
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Bine, Tony, �ncep eu, bine ?
345
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,767
Eu joc rolul tat�lui, nu uita asta.
346
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Bine.
347
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,367
Bine, tu stai aici,
348
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ca s�-�i vad� fa�a mai bine.
349
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,100
E�ti gata ?
350
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Da, sunt gata.
Sunt gata.
351
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��n�eleg c� m� ur�ti.�
352
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,267
�Nu te condamn pentru asta,�
353
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�chiar dac� doare mai mult dec�t orice.�
354
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,300
�Da, bine.�
355
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,701
�Dar m�car �ncearc� s� �n�elegi.�
356
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,834
�Tu nu �tii, cum a fost pentru
mine �n to�i ace�ti ani,�
357
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:48,567
�tr�ind �n minciun�, pretinz�nd
c� sunt cineva care nu eram,�
358
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,968
��ncerc�nd s�-mi alin durerea
cu b�utur� �i droguri.�
359
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,734
�Ascult�...�
360
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:57,000
�Nu, las� m� s� termin.�
361
00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:00,000
�Nu e u�or pentru mine,
dar trebuie s� �tii.�
362
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,801
�Am �ncercat tot.�
363
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,934
�Acei ani au fost un chin pentru mine.�
364
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,567
�C�teodat� ziceam c� �nnebunesc.�
365
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,133
�La urm� nu am avut ce s� mai fac,�
366
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,167
�doar s� fug de problem�,�
367
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,033
��i mi-e ru�ine de asta, acum.�
368
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,901
�Dar aveam de ales �ntre asta,�
369
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:18,267
�sau s�-mi iau via�a �n m�inile mele.�
370
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,667
�Fiule, m� bucur c� am avut discu�ia asta,�
371
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,734
�dup� ace�ti ani.�
372
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,534
��i eu.�
373
00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,567
Mul�umesc, cred c� am auzit destul.
374
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:35,267
Da, haide, Tony.
375
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,634
Da.
376
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,133
Po�i �ncepe de m�ine ?
377
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,167
El ?
378
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,367
Sigur !
379
00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:45,100
Vre�i s� spune�i, c�-l vre�i pe el pentru rol ?
380
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,667
Da, asta spunem.
381
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,734
Vrem s� �ncepem cu el m�ine,
382
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,634
�n Long Island, la ni�te locuri de filmare.
383
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,868
�l ve�i angaja pe el,
384
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,501
dup� aceast� lectur� ?
385
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,167
E doar un rol mic.
386
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,634
Va avea un antrenor pentru dialoguri
387
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,534
s�-l ajute un pic c�nd vorbe�te.
388
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,133
Se va descurca.
389
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,234
Pentru c� arat� cum trebuie.
390
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,100
Da.
391
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:12,567
Cred c� e elegant.
392
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:14,968
Vreau s� zic c� e minunat.
393
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,634
�l distribui�i pe el pentru fata lui,
394
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,701
pentru felul �n care arat�.
395
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,467
Dup� cum v-a citit acele r�nduri,
396
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,667
tot �l mai vre�i.
397
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,767
Cred c� asta e grozav.
398
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:30,033
V� rog, angaja�i-l.
399
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,467
Da�i-i b�taie,
400
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,601
�i angaja�i-l.
401
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,734
De ce nu �i da�i �i rolul principal ?
402
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,601
Gr�bi�i-v� !
Semna�i un contract cu el pe termen lung !
403
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,868
Repede, p�n� nu vine cineva �i-l ia.
404
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:42,801
Dincolo e o camer� plin� cu de �tia.
405
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,834
Angaja�i-i pe to�i.
406
00:19:43,868 --> 00:19:46,934
G�ndi�i-v� la un film �ntreg cu fa�a lui.
407
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,033
S� fim serio�i !
408
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,234
Hei, vrea careva o slujb� ?
409
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,534
�i mai zice�i c� nu-�i merit� cei 10 %?
410
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,067
Bobby, e�ti aici ?
411
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,267
Tony, chiar �mi pare r�u
de ce s-a �nt�mplat ieri.
412
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,100
Ceva a plesnit �n mine,
iar eu am luat-o razna.
413
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,400
Nu-i nimic.
414
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:16,734
Cum a fost prima ta zi, ca actor ?
415
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,400
Cu urcu�uri �i cobor�uri.
416
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,934
Am fost �n Long Island.
417
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,901
Am b�ut cafea bun�.
418
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,801
M-au tratat foarte bine.
419
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,868
M-am uitat cum George C. Scott
a m�ncat o gogoa�� cu jeleu.
420
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,100
Pe urm� m-au concediat.
421
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,467
Te-au concediat ?
422
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,033
Nu m-a vrut regizorul.
423
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,534
Zicea c� nu sunt bun pentru rol.
Pentru orice rol.
424
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:40,200
A folosit expresii, ca �interpretare gre�it�,�
425
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:45,133
�i �diferen�e artistice�
�peste cadavrul meu�.
426
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,868
Tony, sincer �mi pare r�u.
427
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,767
Nu-i nimic.
428
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:52,567
�tiam c� ar fi �nsemnat mult pentru tine.
429
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:55,601
Iar dac� cineva �tie cum te sim�i acum...
430
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:58,634
Bobby, �mi pare r�u c� te-am dezam�git.
431
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,501
Tony, vrea s�-�i spun ceva.
432
00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,501
Oric�t de r�u te sim�i acum,
433
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,501
�i oric�t de r�u �mi pare pentru tine,
434
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:07,367
m� bucur c� ai fost concediat.
435
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300
A ap�rut ceva mai bun.
436
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:11,834
Nu.
437
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:13,367
Filmul cu Jane Fonda.
438
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,601
Regizorul avea dreptate.
439
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:18,667
De unde �tii ?
Nici m�car n-ai fost acolo, Bobby.
440
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:20,234
Nu trebuie s� fiu acolo,
are dreptate.
441
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:22,200
�i mul�umesc lui Dumnezeu
pentru acel regizor.
442
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,267
Slav� Domnului, cineva �n sf�r�it s-a ridicat,
443
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,133
�i a luptat pentru calitate.
444
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,133
Bobby, tu e�ti managerul,
445
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,734
�i nu vreau s�-�i spun cum s�-�i faci treaba,
446
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:32,033
dar acum n-ar trebui s�-mi ridici moralul ?
447
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,701
Tony, n-ai �n�eles ?
448
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:36,701
Sunt oameni care-�i sacrific�
m�ncarea �i �mbr�c�mintea,
449
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,100
pentru lec�ii de actorie.
450
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,100
�nghea�� �n iarn�
451
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,667
�i mor de cald vara,
452
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,000
tr�ind �n s�r�cie numai ca s� fie �n New York,
453
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,601
ca s� urce pe acele sc�nduri,
454
00:21:46,634 --> 00:21:47,801
�i s� dea cea mai bun� performant�
455
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,100
din via�a lor, doar ca s� aud�:
�Mul�umesc, urm�torul, v� rog !�
456
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:54,534
iar�, iar�, �i din nou.
457
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:55,934
Aceia sunt actori, Tony.
458
00:21:55,968 --> 00:22:00,267
�i fac asta pentru c� le place actoria.
459
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,133
Vezi tu, c�nd acel regizor te-a concediat azi,
460
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:05,000
e ca �i cum ar fi zis la to�i:
��mi pas� !�
461
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,667
�tii ce �nseamn� asta, Tony ?
462
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,434
�nseamn� c� mai sunt oameni puternici
463
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,934
c�rora le pas� de profesionalism.
464
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:12,801
�nseamn� c� actoria,
465
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:16,200
�i tot ce reprezint� teatrul,
466
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,501
e �nc� viu.
467
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,534
Doar pentru c� m-au dat afar�.
468
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,634
Tony, am s� spun la to�i actorii pe care-i �tiu
469
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,167
ce s-a �nt�mplat ast�zi.
470
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,067
Vei fi inspira�ia lor,
471
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:37,033
ca ei s� poat� continua.
472
00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:38,033
Cum te face s� te sim�i asta ?
473
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,033
M� face s� m� simt grozav.
474
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,534
Dar trebuie s�-�i spun ceva.
Sper c� nu se a�teapt�
475
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,133
s�-i scap de fiecare dat�.
476
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:56,033
Noapte bun� la to�i !
477
00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,801
Noapte bun� !
Afar� toat� lumea din garaj.
478
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,434
�n regul�.
479
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:34,033
Nu m� b�ga �n seam�.
480
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,534
A� vrea, dar ce naiba faci acolo ?
481
00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:40,133
G�ndac.
482
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:44,000
Am pus carne de hamburger la cap�t.
483
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:46,934
C�nd musc�,
i-am luat capul.
484
00:23:49,634 --> 00:23:51,634
Louie, Louie, nu e�ti cam
485
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,367
obsedat de g�ndacul �sta ?
486
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,567
C�t de mare poate fi ?
487
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,567
Rieger, nu e doar un g�ndac.
488
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,868
E un g�ndac.
489
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,434
Are picioare p�roase.
490
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:08,334
Are ni�te ochi �ns�ngera�i, Rieger.
491
00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:12,734
Ce, ce, ce ?
492
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:15,033
Ce te ui�i la mine a�a ?
493
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:16,567
A mu�cat !
494
00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:20,368
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