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Scuza�i-m�.
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Am venit la domnul Mackenzie,
pentru postul de secretar�.
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Da, doamn�.
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Pute�i s� a�tepta�i aici, cu celelalte candidate,
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iar noi v� vom chema c�t de cur�nd posibil.
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Mul�umesc.
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Apropo:
Sper s� iei acest post.
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Tu e�ti favorita mea.
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Da, doamn�.
Trebuie s� fii aici
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pentru postul de secretar�.
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Dac� vrei, poftim pe aici.
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Apropo:
Sper s� iei acest post.
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Tu e�ti favorita mea.
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�i nu spun asta pentru
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c� ai balcoane grozave.
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Nu-mi vine s� cred cum poate Louie
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s� pupe fundul acestor femei,
doar pentru c� una din ele
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va fi secretar� �efului.
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Ve�ti proaste, Louie.
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Ce-i?
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Am fost jefuit.
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Cum?
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Tony, e�ti bine?
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Nimic grav, sunt bine, z�u.
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C�t �i-au luat?
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Aproape tot: 100 de dolari.
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Bun� treab�, creier din aluat.
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Tocmai �i-ai ratat cea mai mare �ncasare
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de 6 luni �ncoace.
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Poftim, completeaz� raportul
�sta �i adu-l �napoi, mom�ie.
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De ce e�ti a�a de sup�rat pe mine?
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Individul putea s�-mi zboare creierii.
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A�a ca �i un str�nut s�n�tos.
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Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
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Care-i treaba?
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Era unul mare?
Te-a speriat?
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Nu, n-a fost.
Era un copil.
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Avea �n jur de 20 de ani.
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Era �narmat?
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�i-a pus m�na �n buzunar
�i l-a �ndreptat spre mine.
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Putea s� fie o arm�, nu �tiu.
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Cum se numea?
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N-a zis.
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Sun� a profesionist.
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A zis ceva?
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Da, a spus:
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�D�-mi banii, sau te ucid.�
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�i-a dat de ales?
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Scuza�i-m�.
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Mi s-a zis s� v� spun
c� pute�i pleca cu toate.
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Postul s-a ocupat.
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Tu e�ti secretara nou� a �efului?
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A�i v�zut cu to�ii?
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Favorita mea a c�tigat.
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Gata, gata, a�i auzit-o pe doamna.
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Hai, valea, rebuturilor.
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Haide, ie�i�i cu toate de aici.
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Nu e cafenea aici.
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Haide, h�is, h�is!
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Yaktabee.
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Yaktabee?
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Yaktabee?
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Vorbe�te limba lui Latka.
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Scuz�-m�.
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Nu-i grozav, Latka?
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O fat� de acas�.
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�tiu.
Bun-bun.
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Latka Gravas.
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Bun�.
Bun�.
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Ce a spus, Latka?
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Ea zice c� o cheam� Simka Dahblitz.
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Nu acea Simka Dahblitz.
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Nu, sigur nu aceea.
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Nu, domnule, nu.
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Vorbe�ti engleza?
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Engleza, da.
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Grozav!
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De c�nd e�ti la noi �n tar�?
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Mul�umesc.
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Cu pl�cere.
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Latka, �ntreab-o dac� mai
are nevoie de o slujb�.
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Ce s� fac�, Louie?
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Cred c� a� putea s� g�sesc ceva pe aici
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care s-o intereseze.
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N-ai vrea s� mergi cu seful-b�rbat,
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s� faci un ban cinstit?
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N-am mai r�mas pic de dragoste.
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Simka,
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n-ai vrea s� stai jos?
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Da, stai jos, te rog.
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Mul�umesc.
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Ce te aduce �n �ara noastr�?
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Simka?
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... America.
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Da, �n�eleg.
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Zice, c� motivul pentru care a venit �n America
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este, c� �n �ara noastr�
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muntenii se mut� �n sate
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�i sunt ur��i de s�teni.
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De ce?
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Pentru c� nimeni nu e ca
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oamenii mun�ilor.
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De ce?
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Pentru c� sunt munteni.
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A�i auzit-o pe asta?
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De c��i munteni este nevoie
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ca s� mulgi o capr�?
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Deci?
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Eu unul nu �tiu.
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Cinci; unul tine de beesheez,
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iar patru scutur� capra.
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�ine de beesheez.
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�i-a pl�cut, Simka?
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Da, a fost foarte amuzant.
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Simka, am s�-�i ar�t America.
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O, bun-bun.
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Vino, te �nv�� cum se vorbe�te englez�,
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ca s� po�i vorbi bine, a�a ca mine.
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Vom vedea totul �i vom face totul, bine?
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Nu pleca, m� �ntorc imediat.
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M� duc, s�-mi aduc haina.
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S� nu pleci.
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Simka, se pare c� tu �i Latka
v� �n�elege�i foarte bine.
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Cred c�-i place de tine.
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Foarte r�u.
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Nu, nu, nu, pl�cut e bine.
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Nu, tu nu �n�elegi.
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Eu sunt o munteanc�.
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Da?
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Ai auzit-o pe aia
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despre c��i munteni e nevoie...
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Jim!
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Cred c� a auzit-o.
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Noi credeam c� �i-ai p�r�sit �ara
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ca s�... scapi de munteni.
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Nu, am p�r�sit �ara din cauza
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locuitorilor de la �es,
care ne ur�sc.
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V� rog, v� rog,
nu-i spune�i lui Latka.
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Okay!
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Cum se spune �n America:
Noi suntem gata c�nd e�ti �i tu!
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Pa-pa.
Latka!
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Latka, pe unde o duci?
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Vreau s�-i ar�t
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toate locurile bune din New York.
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�i ar�t luminile de pe Broadway,
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Statuia Libert��ii,
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apartamentul unui om foarte singuratic.
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Poftim.
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Mul�umim.
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Mul�umesc, Tom.
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Aici era�i.
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Ce mai face�i, b�ie�i?
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Tom, �nc� un pahar.
Un pahar.
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Ia un loc.
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Cum a mers cina asear�
cu Latka �i Simka?
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A fost grozav.
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Da?
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Sunt un cuplu dr�gu�.
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�Cuplu dr�gu��?
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Da.
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Crezi c� le place s� fie numi�i �Cuplu dr�gu��?
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Latka mi-a zis s� le zic a�a.
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Mi-a zis c� dac� se vor c�s�tori,
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a�a vor scrie pe cutia po�tal�.
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Nu l-am v�zut pe Latka
niciodat� a�a de fericit.
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Alerga prin garaj c�nt�nd, r�z�nd,
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b�t�nd lumea pe spate,...
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Pi�c�nd lumea de fund.
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M-a surprins de c�teva ori f�c�nd asta.
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Da? �ncep s� m� obi�nuiesc cu asta.
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�ncep s� m� uit �n spate.
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Tony, vrei s� mergem �n spate
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�i s� juc�m ni�te hochei pe mas�?
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Am zis eu ceva nepotrivit?
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Pot s� joc �i eu?
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Jim, se joac� numai �n doi.
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Doar �tii.
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Bine, eu...
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Eu o s� m� uit.
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Devin nervos, c�nd te ui�i, �tii?
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Bine, �nchid ochii.
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�mi strici jocul
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numai dac� stai �n aceea�i camer� cu mine.
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Bine, o s� stau aici.
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Bine.
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At�ta timp c�t sunt �i eu inclus.
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Yo!
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Bun� Simka, Latka.
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Sta�i jos.
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Cum v� �n�elege�i voi, am�ndoi?
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Foarte bine.
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Nu suntem un cuplu dr�gu�?
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Da, a�a e, sunte�i.
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Am avut o zi nemaipomenit�.
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Latka mi-a ar�tat multe lucruri ast�zi.
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N-am crezut c� o s� v�d at�tea �n via�a mea.
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Da? Pe unde a�i fost?
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Am fost la Automat,
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am fost la metrou,
am fost la o sp�l�torie de ma�ini.
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Da, numai rute turistice obi�nuite.
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Da, �i am v�zut un musical pe nume �Grease� (unsoare)
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Cum v-a pl�cut?
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Eu am fost dezam�git.
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El credea c� va fi vorba de ceva mecanicie.
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Ai vrea ceva r�coritor?
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Da, a� vrea un mushi.
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Te rog.
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Nu e grozav?
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Ai venit p�n� aici, �n tar�,
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�i ai o rela�ie cu cineva de acas� de la tine.
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�tiu, e dr�gu�,
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dar mi-e fric� c� totul se va sf�r�i
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c�nd adev�rul va ie�i la iveal�.
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Vrei s� spui, c� Latka
nici acum nu �tie c�...
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Munteanc�.
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Da, munteanc�.
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Nu, dar cred c� trebuie
s�-i spun �n cur�nd.
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Cu c�t mai t�rziu, cu at�t mai r�u.
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O, da.
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�tiu ce �nseamn� asta.
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Tu zici, c� dac� ea nu-i spune lui
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c� e o munteanc�,
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iar el afl�, c� e o munteanc�,
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va fi sup�rat.
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Nu doar pentru c� e o munteanc�,
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ci mai ales pentru c� nu i-a
zis �i lui c� e o munteanc�.
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Am �i eu momentele mele.
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Doar c� m� cost� mult.
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Cred c� m� duc acas�, s� dorm un timp.
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La revedere, Jim.
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La revedere.
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Simka, ai �ncredere �n Latka.
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Uite c� vine.
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E mushi.
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Despre ce a�i vorbit?
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Sper c� nu despre mine.
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Latka,
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Trebuie s�-�i spun ceva,
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dar nu �tiu cum o s-o fac.
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Da?
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00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:41,801
C� m� iube�ti?
242
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,934
Nu.
243
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,901
�tii toate glumele acelea despre munteni
244
00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:47,000
pe care mi le tot spui?
245
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:48,000
Da.
246
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,000
Ei bine, sunt o munteanc�!
247
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:51,334
Iar asta-i pentru mama mea!
248
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,501
�i asta-i pentru tat�l meu!
249
00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:54,968
�i asta-i pentru bunica!
250
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,434
Sper c� ai o familie mic�.
251
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,167
Iar asta e pentru c� o s� m� calci pe inim�
252
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,667
�i o s�-mi spui, c� nu-�i mai place de mine,
253
00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,133
pentru c� sunt o munteanc�.
254
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,601
N-am zis c� nu-mi place de tine.
255
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:10,667
�i-e ru�ine cu mine, acum.
256
00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:14,133
Nu-i adev�rat.
257
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,133
Atunci uit�-te la mine, Latka,
258
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:24,501
�i spune-mi c� nimic nu s-a schimbat.
259
00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:28,367
Nimic nu s-a schimbat.
260
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,667
Uit�-te la mine, Latka!
261
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,033
E greu... e greu...
262
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:05,434
s� m� uit, dac� te tot mi�ti.
263
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:06,968
Cu bine, Latka.
264
00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:10,467
A�teapt�, nu pleca!
265
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,367
Louie?
266
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,767
Vreau s� plec acas�.
Pot, te rog s� plec acas�?
267
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:34,734
Nu m� simt prea bine.
268
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,033
Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
269
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:39,033
Sunt nec�jit.
270
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,467
Nu a�a merge, Latka.
271
00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:44,133
Exist� doar trei motive pentru
a pleca acas� mai devreme.
272
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:47,000
Pierderea unui membru,
s�ngerare excesiv�,
273
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,667
�i infarct.
274
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,767
Iar dac� e infarct, asta o hot�r�sc eu.
275
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,734
Alex...
276
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,367
Elaine,
277
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400
Am o problem�.
278
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,033
Pot vorbi cu voi?
279
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:02,133
Ai venit la oamenii potrivi�i.
Stai jos!
280
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,300
Stai jos aici!
281
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:04,467
Aici vrei...
282
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,868
Aici vrei s� stau?
283
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,434
Da.
284
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,634
E vorba de Simka.
285
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,334
De c�nd ne-am desp�r�it,
286
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,100
m� simt oribil.
287
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,767
Nu pot m�nca,
288
00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,667
Nu pot dormi,
289
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,667
Latka, de ce nu te duci la Simka,
290
00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,334
�i s-o rogi s� te ierte?
291
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,267
��i mai place de ea, nu?
292
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,767
Desigur,
293
00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:28,100
dar vede�i, �n �ara mea
294
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,200
cel mai oribil lucru,
ce poate face o persoan�,
295
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:32,767
e s�-�i dea �nt�lnire cu o munteanc�.
296
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:35,133
Maic� mea accepta mai degrab�
s� m� �nt�lnesc cu un porc,
297
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,634
dec�t cu o munteanc�.
298
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,667
Ar fi fost mai bine
299
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,234
s� intre un porc �n garaj,
300
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,400
�i s� zic�: �Hello, Latka!�
301
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,601
Atunci a� fi putut suna
acas� la familia mea, �i s� zic
302
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,734
�Bun�, m� �nt�lnesc cu un porc.�
303
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,334
N-ar fi fost foarte �nc�nta�i,
304
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:52,200
dar m�car ar fi fost binevenit �n familie,
305
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,968
dup� o vreme, mai ales dup� ce am fi avut copii.
306
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:01,367
Alex...
307
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,801
Nu vrei s�-i spui ceva?
308
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,601
S� spun ceva?
309
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,067
Vrei s�...
310
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,534
s�-i spun unuia, cum s�-�i tr�iasc� via�a?
311
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,133
Te rog, Alex.
312
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,200
�tiam c� a�a se va �nt�mpla.
313
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:13,400
Latka, ce ar fi s� te opre�ti un minut,
314
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,200
�i s� te g�nde�ti la Simka.
315
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,434
G�nde�te-te la s�pt�m�na pe
care a�i petrecut-o �mpreun�.
316
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,634
G�nde�te-te la locurile pe unde a�i fost.
317
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,767
G�nde�te-te la felul �n care r�de.
318
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:24,868
G�nde�te-te...
319
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:29,100
G�nde�te-te la felul �n
care sim�i m�na ei �n a ta.
320
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:34,200
G�nde�te-te...
321
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,234
la cum �i miroase p�rul.
322
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:39,534
Ceafa ei.
323
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,234
G�nde�te-te la cum se uit�
la tine c�nd o �mbr��i�ezi.
324
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:47,133
Cum spr�ncenele ei ��i g�dil� obrazul.
325
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:52,200
G�nde�te-te la toate astea.
326
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,667
Dac� po�i s� te g�nde�ti la toate astea
327
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,467
�i tot nu te ridici de pe yahtabee-ul t�u
328
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,467
s� te duci la ea ca s�-i dai
un pupic mare de �mp�care,
329
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,000
a� vrea s�-mi spui de pe acum,
330
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,834
pentru c� �ncep s� m� g�ndesc s-o fac eu.
Ha-ha!
331
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:04,100
Bine, ai dreptate, Alex.
332
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,901
O s� m� duc, s�-i spun.
333
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,400
Louie.
334
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,901
Louie.
335
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,234
Ce-i?
336
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:13,200
Louie, am nevoie de timp liber.
337
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:15,100
Pentru ce?
338
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,133
Pentru c� sunt �ndr�gostit.
339
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:22,834
Latka, dac� a� fi plecat din garaj,
340
00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:24,501
de c�te ori spi�ele mele
aveau nevoie de unsoare,
341
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,267
n-a� fi terminat nici o treab� niciodat�.
342
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,200
�ntoarce-te la taxi.
343
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:30,367
Louie, la naiba, ascult�-m�!
344
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,000
E ultima oar�, c�nd mai faci
345
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,334
a�a ceva.
A�teapt�, a�teapt�.
346
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,334
Alex, f�r� strig�turi, urlete �i b�t�i.
347
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,267
Las� o doamn� s� se ocupe de asta.
348
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:45,400
Louie, dac� nu-i dai drumul lui Latka
pentru restul zilei,
349
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:48,767
am s� te raportez la comisia de munc�,
350
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,467
�i am s� le spun toate porc�riile
351
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,934
pe care le faci �n acest garaj.
352
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:57,767
Tu m� dai pe m�na comisiei de munc�,
353
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,834
iar eu te concediez.
354
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,767
Tu m� concediezi,
355
00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:05,234
eu informez sindicatul.
356
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:12,300
Tu informezi sindicatul,
357
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:13,968
iar eu voi avea grij�
358
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,901
s� ai cea mai proast�
ma�in� �n fiecare noapte.
359
00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:23,901
Tu �mi dai cea mai proast�
ma�in� �n fiecare noapte,
360
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,868
iar eu te spun la biroul tehnic.
361
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:31,400
Tu m� spui la biroul tehnic,
362
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,868
eu te lovesc �n tibie.
363
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,601
Tu m� love�ti �n tibie,
364
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:39,467
eu te lovesc acolo unde tr�ie�ti.
365
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:51,801
Pleac�, Latka!
366
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,334
Hello, Latka.
367
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:16,133
Simka, pe unde ai mai fost?
368
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,267
M-am g�ndit c� poate
369
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,634
te-ai r�zg�ndit �n privin�a
�nt�lnirilor cu mine.
370
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,067
Nu, am �nt�rziat pentru c� am o slujb� acum.
371
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,467
Slujb�?
372
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,434
Stai jos.
373
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:29,901
Ce mai faci?
374
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,234
Lucrez pe o pist� de curse.
375
00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:34,300
E o grebl� acolo, care se �nv�rte pe pist�
376
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,133
�i cur��� dup� cai,
377
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,968
iar ei au nevoie de cineva s�
stea pe ea ca s� fie mai grea.
378
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,734
Eu sunt �n mijloc.
379
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:47,200
�i-am spus c� America
e �ara posibilit��ilor.
380
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,634
M� bucur s� te rev�d, Latka.
381
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,767
�i mie �mi pare bine.
382
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,901
Am ve�ti bune pentru tine.
383
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,234
Am decis c� te iubesc,
384
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:00,901
�i nu-mi pas� c� e�ti o munteanc�.
385
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:04,701
Sunt dispus s� tr�iesc �n ru�ine,
pentru a putea fi cu tine.
386
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,868
Mi-am sunat familia,
387
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:11,934
le-am zis c� m� �nt�lnesc o munteanc�.
388
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,968
Mama m-a dezmo�tenit.
389
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,934
Bunicul a pus un blestem pe mine.
390
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:18,367
Fratele meu nu vrea s� m� vad� niciodat�,
391
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,767
iar unchiul meu nebun
Dahbi m-a binecuv�ntat.
392
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,801
A�a c� sunt cu totul al t�u.
393
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,767
Voi, muntenii ave�i o cale ciudat�
394
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:34,133
s� v� exprima�i bucuria.
395
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:38,701
�mi pare r�u, Latka, dar
nu ne mai putem �nt�lni.
396
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,634
Nu, n-ai �n�eles.
397
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,367
Tocmai am zis c� e �n regul�.
398
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,868
Nu, tu n-ai �n�eles.
399
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,234
Nu ne mai putem vedea.
400
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,200
Desigur, nu pe strad�
401
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:50,300
la lumina zilei, dar...
402
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,934
Nu, Latka.
403
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:55,734
De ce nu?
404
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,000
Din cauza a ce sim�i,
405
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,601
voi fi �ntotdeauna o munteanc� pentru tine.
406
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,968
O s�-mi treac�.
407
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,501
�i fiindc� niciodat� nu vei crede,
408
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,501
c� sunt a�a de bun� ca �i tine.
409
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,400
Erai bun� pe terenul de joac�.
410
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:16,000
�i fiindc� acum am g�sit pe altcineva.
411
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,000
Ne vom �nt�lni aici desear�.
412
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,234
�tie despre tine?
413
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,133
Da, �tie �i �tii ceva?
414
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:35,234
Nu-i pas�.
415
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,667
Simka.
416
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:39,968
Oh, John.
417
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,534
Oh, Latka Gravas,
el e John Hannen.
418
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:46,801
John e omul de care �i-am vorbit.
�mi pare bine.
419
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,501
�sta-i individul cu care te �nt�lne�ti?
420
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,167
Exact.
421
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:01,067
Arat� superb.
422
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,734
Mul�umesc.
Mul�umesc.
423
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,000
V-a�i �nt�lnit pe grebl�?
424
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,801
Nu, eu sunt chirurg.
425
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:14,000
A, chirurg.
426
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:15,434
Nu e bine.
427
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,801
Nu e niciodat� acas�,
428
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,033
ai vrea s� fii mai mult cu el,
429
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,234
el nu va fi acolo pentru tine.
430
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:21,100
Nu lucrez dec�t 2 zile pe s�pt�m�n�.
431
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,901
Nu e bine.
432
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:28,033
E tot timpul acas�,
e�ti tot timpul sub papuc,
433
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,000
etot timpul �n drum, c�nd faci cur��enie,..
434
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,667
Am o menajer�.
435
00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:35,601
Majoritatea zilelor mele �i petrec navig�nd.
436
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,367
Nu cumva ai o sor�?
437
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,634
Putem pleca?
438
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,767
�ntr-o secund�.
439
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:56,000
�mi pare foarte r�u, Latka.
440
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:57,334
�i mie.
441
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:58,501
Pa!
442
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,133
Pa!
443
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,467
A�teapt�,
444
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:02,467
a�teapt�, Simka!
445
00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:03,934
Pot s� vorbesc cu tine?
446
00:22:03,968 --> 00:22:05,267
Numai pentru un minut?
447
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,367
Numai pentru un minut.
448
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,467
Vreau s�-�i mai spun ceva.
449
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:11,901
Sper c� vei fi foarte fericit�,
450
00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:14,868
iar eu mi-am �nv��at lec�ia.
451
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,300
Cred c� e�ti o fat� minunat�,
452
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:19,200
�i eu sunt m�ndru c� sunt omul
453
00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:21,601
al c�rui via�� l-ai ruinat total.
454
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,467
Mul�umesc.
455
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,868
Pa.
456
00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:42,567
Trebuie s� �nchid, Latka,
457
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:44,667
dar po�i sta aici �i s� bei, dac� vrei.
458
00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:46,567
Mul�umesc.
459
00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:47,601
Tommy?
460
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,934
Da?
461
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:52,300
Ai putea s� pui melodia
462
00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:54,968
care ne pl�cea mie �i Simk�i?
463
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,801
Care era aia?
464
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,701
A-7.
465
00:23:24,868 --> 00:23:26,167
Tommy...
466
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,767
Da, Latka.
467
00:23:27,801 --> 00:23:29,767
Vrei s� auzi un banc?
468
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,667
Sigur, spune.
469
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,567
Cum face o munteanc�...
470
00:23:33,601 --> 00:23:35,100
Cum face o munteanc� dragoste?
471
00:23:36,801 --> 00:23:38,267
Nu �tiu.
472
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,200
Ca un �nger.
473
0:23:41,000 --> 0:23:46,000
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