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Oh, Dr. Smith, do please try
and have some of this broth.

I made it
especially for you.

Thank you. No, madam.

I have no appetite for food.

Well, he really must be sick.
Not merely sick, Major,

but on the brink
of the long long journey

to that undiscovered country

from whose bourn
no traveler returns.

Thank you, one and all,

for standing the
deathwatch at my bed.

Dr. Smith, no one's
standing at deathwatch.

You've just got us all worried.
I mean, you're not that old.

I'm not old at all, William.

I'm ill.

Oh, sadness, oh, sorrow.

Major, I want you to know
that I bear you no grudge

because of your failure
to get us home.

And, madam, please tell your
husband for me that I forgive him.

I also bear him
no malice.

Dear children,
try not to miss me too much.

Just a few tears every day
to remember me by.

Penny, dear, surely
you're not crying already?

Well, not exactly. It's just what
you said sounds awfully icky.

Oh! The insensitiveness
of youth.

[Robot Beeping]
All hands, hear this!

My astral calculations
indicate that we have a lock

on the star system
of the Alpha Centauri!

[ Excited Chatter]

It can't be.
[ Judy, Penny Exclaiming]

Did you hear that, Dr. Smith?
Hey, you sat up!

Pure reflex...
I was not aware of it.

To think that they'd all go and
leave me here alone to die,

just for a glimpse
at some wretched star!

But it's Alpha Centauri,
our destination!

I've got to see it too!

Alpha Centauri, indeed.

Oh, well, I suppose
it's better than nothing.

Ooh, the pain, the pain.

Why couldn't it be Earth?

"And if our space research is
reliable, as we believe it to be,

"America's first family
in space will discover

"when they are within direct
observational range of the system,

"that at least two of the planets
which attend Alpha Centauri,

"are capable of supporting
terrestrial life."

And according
to those signals,

they're already supporting
some kind of life.

Yes, but not
necessarily terrestrial.

Now, that I intend
to find out right now.

This is the United States
Space Vehicle Jupiter 2,

John Robinson commanding.

[Man] Jupiter 2? This is Interstellar Relay
Station 9, transmitting from planet Delta

in the binary star system
of Alpha and Proxima Centauri.

Bartholomew speaking.
Do you read me?

We read you loud and clear,
planet Delta.

Question. Am I correct in
assuming that the planet below

contains terrestrial
life-forms?

Over. There has been
terrestrial life

on all habitable planets within
the system for three years.

Sure glad you finally made it,
Jupiter 2!

If we'd known you were coming,
we'd have baked a cake.

They're Americans!

We read that.
What did you expect?

Centipedes, lizards, six-legged pygmies
with bald heads and antenna ears?

Seriously now, we've got you on ground
control guidance, soft landing guaranteed.

So just sit back
and relax, okay?

Bartholomew signing off.
Over and out.

Do you remember anyone by the name
of Bartholomew at Alpha Control?

No. But they must have quite
a community down there,

if they've been sending
families all along.

Which makes me feel a little like Mrs.
Rip Van Winkle.

Look!

[Yelling]
Man the pumps!

All hands to the fire extinguishers!
Relax, Dr. Smith-

Our arrival on the planet
Delta is being hailed

by a spectacular display
of electronic pyrotechnics.

Enjoy! Enjoy!

[Bartholomew] One minute to entry.
Prepare for soft landing.

All right, everybody.
Relax.

Well, here they come.
Let's go down and meet them.

Robot, secure all systems.
Affirmative!

Welcome to the planet Delta.
I'm Bartholomew.

So, you were the first family in
space in the good old Jupiter 2.

That's quite a
survival story.

Earth'll go wild
when they hear it.

You're Professor Robinson,
right?

That's right. I recognize you
all from your photographs.

Mrs. Robinson.
Oh, thank you very much.

They're just lovely.

Major West.

Judy, I think.
Mmm-hmm.

Oh, thank you.

And, Penny.

Oh!

And Will.

Hi.

And who do we have here?
I am...

Why it's Methuselah.
Methuselah, indeed!

l am Dr. Zachary Smith,
an outstanding exponent

of intergalactic
environmental psychology.

I came aboard at the last
moment under sealed orders.

I believe the professor
will attest to that.

Yes, he did come aboard
at the last moment.

Oh, he's with you now. That's
all that really matters.

Welcome, Dr. Smith.

We had one left over. Why,
thank you, young man.

How very nice. I do like
young people with manners.

Now would you excuse me?
I shall place these in water,

and freshen up to meet your governor.
Hurry now, Dr. Smith.

In a jiffy, young man.
I shall be back in a jiffy.

I guess you should know that
planet Delta's an advance station,

for new arrivals, orientation,
processing, all that jazz.

Our main colony's
on planet Gamma.

We run a shuttle over there
twice a week.

Who's in command of this advance station?
I might Know him.

We have no chain of command
here, Professor Robinson.

I just happened
to monitor your approach,

so you were my baby, I guess.

You seem awfully young to be
acting as an official greeter.

Well, thank you for the compliment, Mrs.
Robinson.

There's a buffet supper waiting
for you over in Processing,

also sleeping accommodations.

Tomorrow evening
when you're more rested,

you might start making out
individual reports of your flight.

Earth'll be needing them
as soon as possible.

The boys'll conduct you
to your quarters.

All right. Penny and Will,
you'll come with me.

We have separate quarters
for the younger arrivals.

Is that necessary? It's just
one of those Alpha regulations

we've been trying
to change for a year.

I'd rather they stay with us.

Don't tell me they still
need tucking in at night.

They'll be quite safe, you know.
Dad, don't embarrass me.

I'll be all right,
and so will Penny.

I mean, there's nothing wrong
in being with Kids our own age.

Of course, if you really insist
on breaking the regulation...

Well, I'll overlook it
this time.

After all, you've been
out there for so long,

you can hardly be expected
to know where it's at.

Go ahead with
Mommy and Daddy, kiddies.

Uh, just a moment,
Bartholomew.

Perhaps you're right. Maybe we
have been out there too long.

All right, children. Go with them.
thanks,Dad.

[Penny] Bye, all.
Detail, forward, march!

Fall in!

Please?
Why not?

Thank you.
Forward, march!

Wait for me!
Wait for me!

We don't keep
new arrivals here long.

A couple of nights
of adjustment,

and you'll be on your way
to a good life.

Gosh, you sure make it
sound exciting.

"Gosh"? Gosh? That's an "in" word!
Real in,

in the squaresville
dictionary.

Follow me.

Uh, you cats tired or hungry?
Uh-huh.

Not really.

Then we can get started
on your processing

and adjustment right away.

Those olders, all they ever think
about is eating and sleeping.

Not all the time.
You're right.

In their spare time, they're
lecturing the youngers.

That's their hang-up.
Step this way.

Hey, Bartholomew's not with us.
We're alone.

[ Rock]

[Klaxon Blaring]
[ Ends]

[ Male Voice ]
Welcome, youngers!

This is your
chief adjuster speaking.

You are not alone.

There are many of us. We are your
friends, your contemporaries.

Hi, Will Robinson!
Hi, Penny!

Hi.
Hi.

We're all ready for you
in Cubicle Z-7, Will.

You're in Cubicle Z-8, Penny.

Get going, kids!
The sooner we get started,

the sooner you'll be
out of here!

Oh, it's okay, Penny. This is
just the way they do things now.

I mean, there's nothing
to be afraid of.

All right, Will.

Press the operation
start switch.

[ Rock]

You dig that sound, Will?
No, not exactly.

Soon enough you'll wonder
how you ever did without it!

[ Blaring ] Pay attention now!
Your pass grade is 90!

We'll start with
celestial navigation.

The celestial triangle
is formed

on the celestial sphere by
the great circles connecting

the elevated pole,

zenith of the assumed position of
the observer and a celestial body.

Mark your assumed position in the
triangle by depressing the correct key.

You have five seconds. I can't
even hear myself think!

[ Continues ]
Two seconds.

[Klaxon Blares]

You'll have to do much better
than that to get through.

Next question.
Look at the screen.

Name 10 of the navigation stars
you just saw on the screen.

You have ten seconds.

Canopus,
Polaris, Vegus...

It's too fast! I can't remember!
I need more time!

That's what the olders
always say. [Chuckles]

"Give me more time.“ You've
been around them too long.

Your loyalty's very misguided.
[ Chuckles ] Next question...

[ Female Voice] And the
intensity of the sky's blueness

is measured by entropy,
geodesy, actinometry.

Which?
Eh, actinometry?

No, Penny.
The answer is cyanometry.

You're rather slow, aren't you?
Or are we too fast for you?

It's just I'm not used to learning
anything this way, that's all.

You'll get used to it
very soon,

once you're free of
former associations.

I don't understand! Concentrate
on the questions, Penny.

Listen to the sound.
You do want to qualify

for the main colony
on planet Gamma, don't you?

It's a fun colony.
Oh, yes!

Good.
[Continues]

[ Dr. Smith ] ...prospect
of hurtling through space

until the end of time,

I urged my fellow voyagers
to be of good cheer and...

Knock it off, Smith!

You've been blabbering into
that machine for hours now.

And every hour on the hour
you've saved our lives.

Spare me the
acidulous asides, Major.

My individual report
tells the truth as I see it.

Aw, sure.

Well, as I see it,

ever since we've
arrived here,

they've fed us by
automatic buffet,

put us to sleep by Brahms'
Lullaby, also automatic.

We haven't seen sunlight
nor moonlight for that fact,

and our only contact's been with
a teenager named Bartholomew.

Yes, but he seemed
very mature.

You're worried about Will
and Penny, aren't you?

Well, I'm puzzled. I mean,
why the separation?

And what's with
these tape machines?

Why not a regular debriefing as
these things are usually done?

Were usually done, Dad.

Well, I intend to find out
exactly how they're done now.

And by someone a little older
than Bartholomew.

[Female Voice] Planet Delta Message Center.
Your message, please?

This is John Robinson. I'd like
to speak to the commandant.

There is no commandant
on planet Delta, Robinson.

All right.
Let me speak to Bartholomew.

I'm sorry.
He's en route to planet Gamma.

Then I'd like to speak to my son,
Will, or my daughter, Penny.

I'm sorry, Robinson.

Younger arrivals cannot be interrupted
during their adjustment period.

I will hold your call
until the period is over.

You will be called. Well,
how soon will that be?

I asked how soon
will that be?

There you are.

I wonder what they mean
by an adjustment period?

That can't be part
of their processing.

Well, there's one way to find out.
John.

Look, we know that there's an American
colony here or on planet Gamma.

Now, we've been out there a long
time, and this is all new to us.

Maybe they're just giving us
time to get used to it.

We mustn't be suspicious.

Well, let's... Let's just say
I'm being curious, huh?

Now, may I continue my
individual report? You may.

Just as long as you remember there were a
couple of times that we saved your life.

Really? I do not recall
any such occasions.

Now, where was I?

This is John Robinson
from the Earth ship Jupiter 2,

transmitting from
the planet Delta.

Come in someone! Anyone!

[Computer Voice: Male] You are
transmitting on a prohibited frequency.

Please disconnect immediately.
Prohibited or not,

there's something
I have to know.

All right, Will. Let's go back to
your own good old solar system

for the next question.

The Great Red Spot is a visible
feature of the planet Uranus.

True or false?

You have one second.
[ Klaxon Blares]

Too bad! I might have been
able to push you through

if you'd answered
that one correctly.

I guess I'm just not good enough
to make the passing grade.

I'll go tell my father.

What's the rush, man?
Who are you?

Edgar. I was in your
honor guard, remember?

Oh, sure.

And now they've elected me to be
your guide to the promised land,

meaning planet Gamma, if, as, and
when you make it through adjustment,

which I very much doubt you will,
but I guess I'll have to try.

You mean
you're going to help me?

Well, that's par for the course
with creepy greenhorns like you.

Man, did you foul up
on your first go-around.

What kind of education have you been
getting from them olders of yours, man?

They're strictly "de-crepit."

You're talking about
my family.

Get one thing straight,
frosh baby.

On planet Gamma,
there's just one family, us.

Come on. Let's get over to
the local pad I've got here,

and see if you're sharp enough to
take a little private coaching.

But... But Penny.

Look, don't worry
about your sister.

She's...
She's doing okay.

Okay.

[ Rock]

[Continues]

[Continues]
Penny!

[Continues]

Penny! Stop it!

Penny! I said stop it!

[Klaxon Sounds]

[ Stops ]

Thanks. You've messed up
the action but good.

I was just beginning
to get with it.

Well, get with what, this
music, all these lights?

Well, certainly, that couldn't
have been part of your processing.

Now, what's this
all about, Penny?

Planet Gamma's
what it's all about.

But it's hopeless trying to
explain it to olders like you.

You just don't get
the vibrations like I do.

You're right. I don't get
them the way you do.

We're going back to the ship,
and we're going to stay there,

until I can contact someone
who can tell me what the...

Who can explain
what this is all about.

Oh, yes.
There is one other thing.

Where's Will?

Oh, he's probably
on his way to planet Gamma.

On his own?

Well, why wasn't I
told about that?

Oh, cool it, man. Will's a big
boy now, and I'm a big girl.

So why don't you just go back with the rest
of the olders and leave us to do our thing.

You don't belong here.
You're right.

But you do belong
with us, Penny.

Oh, here it comes,
that sentimental gush

about parents
and their children, right?

Well, that's for the birds.
Olders are out now. We're in.

[ Klaxon Blares]
[ Rock]

Penny!
Penny, get down from there!

[Continues]
Penny!

[ Intercom: Male Voice ] This area
is off limits to older arrivals.

AH older arrivals
clear the area immediately.

[Continues]

Penny!

Penny!

[Continues]

And fizz me
a phosphate refill.

No ice cream this time.

[Whirring]

Help yourself to a jawbreaker.
Thanks, but no thanks.

Still hung up on the square
bit, frosh baby?

Still playing
the olders' game?

Look, I'm not playing
anybody's game.

I just can't be any
different from what I am.

And if that means I'm not smart
enough to make your passing grade...

You're smart enough. All you
have to do is just let go.

Let go of what? Mama
and Papa, frosh baby.

Just tune out those
senior citizens,

and you'll be able to breeze
through your adjustment course.

Olders are out, frosh baby...

Permanently
and definitely out.

Here. Light up one of these memory cones
when you get back in your cubicle.

They, uh, smell like incense.

Gives you instant memory
and makes you learn fast.

[Continues]

Man, what a pad!
It's a gas!

Nothing as good as what you've got
waiting for you on planet Gamma.

Did you make the passing grade?
What else?

[Sighs] So, it appears
that this entire colony,

is meant for youngsters only.

Now they're conditioned to this by
being taught that the oldsters,

oldsters, that's us,
are superfluous.

Superfluous, indeed. Where
do you think you're going?

To deliver these priceless
recordings of my space odyssey.

The moment those
whippersnappers hear them,

they'll realize that I,
for one, am not superfluous.

Smith... Oh, let him go.
Let him go.

Every room in this place
is exactly alike,

six walls, six doors.
I happen to admire symmetry.

Stand aside, Major.

Well, now that he's gone, maybe
we can get something done.

[Chuckles] You Know,
this is all so bizarre.

Superfluous oldsters, us?
[Scoffing Chuckle]

What if we are?
What happens now?

Where do we go from here?

[Female Voice] Planet Delta Message Center.
Your message please.

This is John Robinson. I want
to speak to my son, Will.

We are still holding
your previous call, Robinson.

I know. Where is he?

Both Will and Penny Robinson are in the
final phase of their adjustment period.

You will be called
in 30 minutes.

All right. We'll give them
30 minutes.

Now, if we hear
nothing by then,

we'll go in and get our
children by force if necessary.

By force?
But they're all children.

Children that are trying
to take over our children,

and convince them that
even Judy is obsolete,

aren't really children,
Maureen.

I don't feel obsolete.

[Fan Whirring]

[ Male Voice ] Four olders
now in suspended state,

under influence
of memory-washing fumes.

Continue treatment
until further notice.

Yoo-hoo!
Anyone home?

Apparently not.

Hello?

Nobody here, either.

That seems very strange.

They're probably
all out to lunch.

I must say, this entire
establishment is very poorly run.

Undoubtedly they could use the
services of an efficiency expert.

Unfortunately
I do not have the time.

[Cries Out]

Now, what have we here?

Seems to be
very interesting.

I wonder what
this button will do?

[Klaxon Blaring]

Oh, dear. I've activated
some sort of alarm.

[ Rock]

What is this?
Some sort of dance movement?

Well, it's ridiculous. I prefer
the old-fashioned waltz,

or a lovely two-step.

[ Stops ]

[ Male Voice ] The female younger
is prepared to cooperate with us.

The male younger
is still opposed,

and negative
in his responses.

We are continuing.

This is Bartholomew
from Central Control.

Over and out.

Ba... Bartholomew?

Oh, no.
It couldn't be.

It's not possible.

Oh, good heavens.
I've been deceived.

My space odyssey might have
fallen into alien hands!

[Cries Out]

Who are you?

You... You cannot be
Bartholomew.

You haven't forgotten me
already, Smith, have you?

l am Bartholomew!
Don't you recognize me?

Well, you see, I...
[Gulps]

Well, don't you?

Yes. Yes, of course.

I do, now that
you mention it.

So good to see you again,
dear boy!

For a moment, I thought you were...
An alien.

Yes. Silly of me,
wasn't it?

I mean to say,
you look so normal,

like any other friendly,
cheerful American boy.

And you're going to go on believing
that, aren't you, Smith?

Yes. Yes, of course, I am.

And you better
believe that, Smith,

from here on out.

And if it should ever
occur to you again,

that this is
an alien planet,

and that Bartholomew
is really an alien,

or if you should consider
mentioning it to anyone,

no Smith.

You dig?
[Gulps ] Yes.

Yes. Yes, of course, I dig.

And, now, would you excuse me?
So frightfully busy, you know.

I must get back
to processing. [Gasps]

You're through
with processing, Smith.

You're one of us now,
a cheerful...

[ Bartholomew, Smith]
Friendly, all-American boy.

[Whirring, Thunderous Bang]
[Yelps]

You look almost as young
as I do now, Smith.

How does it feel?

Groovy, man.
Out of sight.

Where is the action?

[Bones Creaking]

You'll get all the action you want,
Smith, just like all us youngers,

after you've persuaded
Will to drop his hang-ups,

and make our scene,
not his folks'!

You get the idea?
Indeed, I do.

I mean, I dig, man.
l dig.

Just keep remembering that.
Get going!

They're in Edgar's pad.
Escort!

[ Rock]

I've had enough
of this, Penny.

We're getting out of here,
and I mean now!

Oh, get lost, square. Penny,
this is all wrong! It's crazy!

[Door Whirs Open]
[Continues]

[Will] Dr. Smith, what happened to you?
How did you get here?

It's, like, freaky, man!
Real freaky!

We're gonna
freak out together!

I'm way out, man,
like the rest of you cats!

Hey, man, you really groove!
Yeah!

And we gotta persuade
William to groove with us!

I can't stand it!
We're getting out of here!

Cool it, frosh!

Come on!

[ Dr. Smith ] Oh, dear!
Come back! Come back!

I don't want
to lose my youth!

[Groans]

Dad! Mom!

Look, I'm not staying in there
another minute, neither is Penny!

Now, I know I had a hard
time getting her to...

Uh, just a minute.
You called me "Dad."

ls that another one of
those expressions

that you so freely
use down here?

Don't you start too.
I've always called you Dad.

Well, it would be all right for you
to call me Dad if you were my son.

Dad, I am your son!
I'm Will!

This is Penny, your daughter!
We only have one child.

Her name is Judy.

Wait!

Sorry, son.
No visitors.

But, Dad, just ask the Robot.
He'll tell you who we are!

Dad, let me just
talk to him!

We don't need to ask a robot
what's perfectly obvious.

That Ms is
some sort of 'yoke'? Hmm'?

Now, when we take off, I want you
to stand clear of this area.

Our thrusters put out an awful lot of heat.
[Will ] Wait.

Here. You'll need these
more than I will.

What are they? Light
'em up and find out.

By that time,
it'll be too late.

[Penny Sobbing]

You and your sister
better get home

before your parents
start worrying about you.

Dad...
Go on.

Go ahead.

Oh, no. No.

Please don't leave them
here with these...

Try that again
and there will be

no Smith.

Let 'em go, kids!

They don't know where it's
at, the way we youngers do.

Let's go and
find some action!

Dr. Smith, you don't know
what you're talking about.

[Thrusters Roaring]

Now that we've
given them the brush,

maybe you cats are ready
to pick up on your

adjustment courses
where you left off.

Oh, we cats
are ready, man!

Forget it, Bartholomew.
I'm dropping out!

William!
[Penny] So am I!

All right, maybe I did go
along with it for a while,

but I never would have
if I'd known it would have

meant getting rid of
my folks!

Man, what a hang-up!

I can see we're gonna
have to start you kids

all over again,
from scratch!

And another thing,
dropouts are not allowed.

I dig, man.
I'll work on them for you.

It's you who needs
working on, Methuselah.

Forward, march!

Professor Robinson,
I have a confession to make.

Okay.

Now, that we are again
in flight, I realize

that my earlier
calculations were erroneous.

The planet we have just left
was not in the

planetary system
of Alpha Centauri.

Well, I checked you calculation.
You were misled just as I was,

by the magnetic impulses directed
toward us by the planet Delta.

And another thing. The
life-forms on the planet Delta

were not terrestrial.

They are alien.
Then we're well out of it.

True. However, Will and
Penny Robinson are not.

Will and Penny, huh? Don't
tell me you're in on that gag.

It is no gag,
Professor Robinson.

Only now, when I am free
of those magnetic impulses,

am I able to determine
what happened.

Your memories of Will and Penny,
not to mention Dr. Smith,

were blanked out
by an alien smoke screen.

What are we gonna do with him?
He's slipped his tapes.

Professor Robinson, I detect the
presence of a number of chemical cones.

I believe you were told,
and I quote,

"Light 'em up and find out."

I suggest Mrs. Robinson and Miss Judy
will want to be present at the lighting.

And they are at this
moment on their way now.

John, what is this? I could
hear it on the intercom.

We'll find out soon.

[Cone Sizzling]

[Will's Voice]
I've always called you Dad.

[John's Voice] It'd be all right to
call me Dad if! was your father.

[Will ] Dad, I'm your son!
I'm Will!

This is Penny, your daughter!

Don, full power!
We're going back!

Jupiter 2,
this is Bartholomew.

Your flight is being monitored.
If you value your lives,

you will abort your attempt
to return to planet Delta.

Now!

We want Will and Penny back,
Bartholomew.

And we're coming back to get them!
All right.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
Here's some music to fly by.

[ Deafening Rock]

[Billiard Balls Clacking]

Dr. Smith?

Ahhh.

You cats looking
for a game?

Glad to oblige.
I'm a whiz at this,

so I'll keep the stakes
kind of easy.

What's happening? You two
slumming or something?

Well, listen to me. This
joint ain't for sightseers!

So, on your way, punks!

Boy, what have they done
to you, Dr. Smith?

Nobody did nothing to me.

I did it all myself,
and I like it!

I'm tuned in, turned on,
and now I got big plans.

Gonna be dropping out
in a big way!

You can't turn on
at your age, Dr. Smith.

Unless, they made you
into a younger.

Yeah, that's what I am,
a younger.

But I'm growing up fast.

Dr. Smith, why don't you just
knock it off and act your age?

Don't get fresh
with me, punk!

Now split! Both of ya.

Much as we'd like to, we're
stuck here, just like you are.

Come on, Penny.

[Klaxon Blaring]
[ Rock]

Penny, don't!
Don't! Fight it!

You've gotta resist it! Oh, I'm
trying, but it's so hard not to!

Penny, if you
don't resist it,

we'll never
get out of here!

[Chief Adjuster] We're waiting
for you in Cubicle Z-7, Will.

[Chief Adjuster] We're waiting
for you in Cubicle Z-8, Penny.

I'm not going!
Neither am I!

[ Dr. Smith] Cool, man!

[Klaxon Sounds]

[ Stops ]

Bart, get a load
of this backspin.

[Bartholomew]
Get off my back, punk.

Pitiful, isn't it, when olders
insist on being youngers?

Course, we had to accommodate him.
He was a very apt student.

If you think anything like
that's gonna work with us...

It wouldn't have worked with him if
he hadn't gone along with the idea.

He was cooperative.
You're not.

And we don't intend to be.
Come with me.

Now, look, Bartholomew. We're just not
going to adjust to what you want.

And that's final.
ls it?

Look.

They were on their way back here,
but they'll never make it,

unless you cats
give up and get with it.

That's your doing,
isn't it?

I was right.
You are aliens!

If you look at it my way,
it's you who are the aliens.

They're out of control.
They're going to be killed!

Why are you doing this?
What do you want?

Your full cooperation.

All right, you've got it! Anything!
Just get them out of there!

But what do you want our cooperation for?
What good will it do you?

We're youngers. Yeah,
but that's all we are!

We don't grow up, see?
We don't grow up ever!

And that's what we want! We want
to grow up! We want to grow up!

And the only way we can do it
is through you and you!

It's the only way!

All right.
If that's what you want,

to be able to grow old,
to be like the olders,

why do you always
put them down?

Because we can't
make their scene.

But you're our age.
You re gonna grow older.

That's why you can
help us make it.

How do we get them
out of trouble?

Tell 'em you don't need 'em.
They can reverse course.

You're on their frequency.

Hey, Jupiter.

This is Will.
Do you read me?

Will! Are you okay?
ls Penny with you?

Just relax, Pops!
We're okay.

And one thing we don't need
is any help from you!

So, why don't you just quit
making with the hero bit

and reverse course.

Split the scene, man! Listen to me, Will.
We're coming after you.

Man, are you psyched-out.

If you come any closer, you're
just gonna get yourselves killed!

And I wouldn't want
that to happen,

not even to a bunch
of squares like you.

Let me talk to Penny.

[Voice Trembling]
Look, man.

We just don't groove
to the same vibrations.

Ciao, man.

All right.
We'll reverse course.

Out.
Oh, John, you can't.

If you mean reverse course,
I don't intend to.

I don't think the children meant
what they said. Neither did I.

We may still be on their monitors.
Reverse course.

Reverse course, it is.

In five minutes
put us right back on course.

Five minutes.

I got to hand it to you cats.
You really put 'em down.

Ciao, squares.

You can have the rest of the
clay to yourselves, kids.

Transfusions can wait till tomorrow.
Transfusions?

How else do you think we can groove
without that aging chemistry you've got?

Dad didn't even
argue with us.

He agreed to
change course right away.

But he knew
who we were.

So those memory cones I
gave him must have worked.

You know what
I think, Penny?

I think he just agreed to change course.
I sure hope you're right.

Now, if he comes back, we're
gonna have to make sure

that they're not monitoring
the Jupiter's approach.

But how? I've got a plan.
Come on.

Well, well, well.

The snoopy tourists
are back.

Hey, man, how'd you like
to pull off a little heist?

Groovy. I'd like it fine.

What's in it for me?

We split three ways.
Uh-uh.

No dice.
Seventy-five percent for me.

You two split the rest.

[Clicks Tongue]
You're a hard man.

You're a hard man.

Yeah, I'm a hard man.

Well, all right.
It's a deal.

Here's the layout, see.

Now over there,
there's a relay station,

just loaded with hard-to-get
transmission stuff and junk like that.

It'll fetch a big price,
you dig?

Cool it. Are you sure
this ain't no frame?

Uh-uhh.
Uh-uhh.

We're with you all the way, Smitty.
Watch it, punk.

Don't call me Smitty till we
pull off this heist, see?

Until then, we're
just business partners, dig?

I dig.
We dig.

Groovy. You two oats stay
here and keep your eyes open,

while I go case the joint.

[Blows On Fingers]

I sure hope he doesn't
ruin everything.

Are you kidding?
I hope he does,

including their
monitoring system.

Loot! Lots of loot!

[Male Computer Voice] You are
transmitting on a prohibited frequency.

Please disconnect.
Yeah!

I'll disconnect.

[Panel Whirs]

I didn't mean
nothing, Bart.

I just happened
to be passing by.

Who put you up to this?

Well, I wouldn’t do
anything to hurt you, Bart.

Why, you and me,
we are brother cats.

Uh, this one goes there.

[Twittering ]

They're on their way back. We've
got to throw up another barrier.

Take care
of the console, Edgar.

I'll take care
of their kids.

Sir.

I do hate to disturb you.

But you ain't figuring on
rubbing me out, are you?

We already figured,
Methuselah.

Right on course.

How long to reentry?
About three minutes.

Danger! Danger! Destruct
missiles approaching fast!

Evade! Evade!

The next one
could be right on target.

Correct angle of descent.
We're going straight in!

It's tomorrow, cats.

What do you mean?
The transfusions.

I thought you were
really with it

until you got Methuselah to
mess with our relay station.

Now we'll have to hurry, and it
won't be too easy on you squares.

Get 'em ready!

I can't tell whether it's working or not.
I haven't got any picture.

Serves you right!

Where are they?

Who are you
talking about, man?

You know who
he's talking about.

You're gonna take us
to them. Come on!

Hey! Hey, watch it! That hurts!
Get going!

[Cries Out]

Oh, dear. I'm afraid this
is all too groovy for me.

Let me out!
Let me out! I'm innocent!

Drop it!
Dad!

Will and Penny
are my children.

Release them,
and we'll leave.

Or what?

I don't use threats
on children, Bartholomew.

When I ask them to do something,
I expect them to comply.

You olders really think you've
got it made, don't you?

No, we don't have it made,
Bartholomew, not any more than you do.

That's something you'll understand
when you're a little older.

They can't get
any older, Dad.

That's why they need us.

All I want to do
is be able to shave, see?

[Switch Clicks]
[Klaxon Sounds]

[ Deafening Rock]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[ Stops Abruptly]

[Male Alien Voice]
We have failed, Bartholomew.

We must reconcile ourselves to the
fact that we can never grow older,

that as time takes
the Earthlings forward,

it takes us back,
back to our end.

There'll be others!

[ Dr. Smith ]
Wait for me!

William, wait for me!

[Groans]

I've had enough
of these dreadful things.

William, how could you!

You were going to leave me
here with those dreadful cats.

Well, we thought you were really
grooving with them, Dr. Smith.

Grooving, indeed.
I prefer the minuet.

[John] Let's go!

Well, I guess we're in the clear now.
I hope so.

I wonder what kind
of physiology they had,

that prevented them
from growing?

Well, it could be
their psychology.

Now if their minds would grow up
enough for them to accept us,

maybe their bodies
would too.

I guess we better start our scan
for the real Alpha Centauri now.

Real Alpha Centauri,
indeed.

From this moment on, the
direction of our navigation

must be toward one goal,

and one only, Earth.

Man, what a hang-up!

[ Narrator ] Stay tuned for some
exciting scenes from next week's show!

Dr. Smith and the Major face a life
in prison on the planet Destructon.

The members of the jury
have reached a verdict,

and found you both
guilty as charged.

Major, don't leave me.

Even if I had a choice in
the matter, I still would.

It doesn't look
too pleasant out there,

but at least it's not as hot
as you said it would be.

Outside, it's just as hot
as I promised you.

I'll do it! I'll escape with you.
Ha!

Don't listen to him, Smith.
It's hopeless!

[ Narrator] Next week, Fugitives
in Space, on Lost in Space,

right here, on this channel!

Oh, no! No. I refuse to go
back to that terrible place!