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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:26,403 But, Batman, last night you wore the green costume. 2 00:00:26,571 --> 00:00:29,802 - And tonight you're wearing the red. Why? - I must, Robin. 3 00:00:29,975 --> 00:00:33,672 I must wear a different-colored Batman costume each night. 4 00:00:50,328 --> 00:00:52,057 We've caught you red-handed, Firefly. 5 00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:54,926 But you'll be black-and-blue if you don't give yourself up. 6 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:58,661 Batman. Color me unimpressed. 7 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:05,141 Your red prisma ray is useless against objects of the same color. 8 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,904 This rainbow rampage is over, Firefly. 9 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,574 A clever ploy, changing your costume each night to neutralize my weapons, Batman. 10 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:16,312 But you forget, I'm the man of a thousand lights. 11 00:01:18,957 --> 00:01:22,017 Holy Neapolitan ice cream! What is that? 12 00:01:22,194 --> 00:01:25,527 Dynamic Duo, meet the Rainbow Creature. 13 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,326 [BOTH GRUNT] 14 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:37,002 Each color has its own strange power. 15 00:01:40,445 --> 00:01:41,707 Whoa! 16 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,371 FIREFLY: You're no match for my pet, Caped Crusader. 17 00:01:45,684 --> 00:01:48,812 Then it's a good thing I've made another alteration to my costume. 18 00:01:59,998 --> 00:02:01,556 [BATMAN GRUNTS] 19 00:02:03,335 --> 00:02:04,359 No! 20 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:08,336 Whatever you've got in your pocket, pal, that's where it stays. 21 00:02:14,179 --> 00:02:16,340 Fortunately, the effect was only temporary. 22 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:19,882 But Firefly's going up the river permanently. 23 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,063 Just look at all that ice. 24 00:03:12,236 --> 00:03:15,364 BATMAN: Touch it and you'll be looking at 10 years in Blackgate Prison. 25 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:20,707 I've been itching for some payback, Batman. 26 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:28,140 [SCREAMS] 27 00:03:28,318 --> 00:03:31,913 BAT-MITE: The Ten-Eyed Man? Cool. 28 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:35,251 - Did you hear that? - Unfortunately. 29 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:36,687 Be careful, Batman. 30 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:40,387 According to Who's Who, the Ten-Eyed Man, a. k. a. Philip Reardon... 31 00:03:40,564 --> 00:03:43,328 ...was a soldier in the Special Forces. 32 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,161 I thought we had a deal, Bat-Mite. 33 00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:49,465 I do the crime-fighting, you go back to your home dimension. 34 00:03:50,474 --> 00:03:52,999 [BOTH GRUNTING] 35 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:54,939 BAT-MITE: "He was wounded in battle... 36 00:03:55,112 --> 00:03:58,081 ...and took a job back home as a security guard. 37 00:03:58,248 --> 00:04:01,342 One night, thieves knocked him out and planted a bomb. 38 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:03,247 When Batman arrived to stop them... 39 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:06,821 ...Reardon mistook him for one of the robbers and they fought. 40 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:09,288 The bomb exploded, blinding Reardon... 41 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:13,759 ...but a surgeon attached his optic nerves to his fingertips... 42 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:17,264 ...and Reardon became the Ten-Eyed Man. " 43 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:20,596 - Weird. - Beat it, kid. 44 00:04:20,771 --> 00:04:25,765 True fans appreciate a nod to the more obscure villains from your Rogues Gallery. 45 00:04:25,943 --> 00:04:28,468 That's one of the great things about your show. 46 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,044 Ah! Belt net! 47 00:04:31,214 --> 00:04:32,579 [GRUNTS] 48 00:04:32,749 --> 00:04:36,810 This isn't a show for your amusement, Bat-Mite. This is reality. 49 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:41,321 To you 3Ds, maybe. I love how you take it so seriously. 50 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:43,083 Here. 51 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:45,751 BATMAN: Ten-Eye, catch. - What? 52 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:47,157 [SCREAMS] 53 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:49,925 My eyes! My eyes! 54 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,700 Don't get me wrong. That was a cool fight and all... 55 00:04:52,869 --> 00:04:54,496 ...but it was strictly C-list. 56 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:58,004 I don't play favorites. Every criminal must be brought to justice. 57 00:04:58,175 --> 00:05:01,076 But a hero is measured by the strength of his adversary... 58 00:05:01,244 --> 00:05:03,109 ...and you're way better than Ten-Eye. 59 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,738 The whole reason I've come back is I wanna see the ultimate face-off. 60 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:10,375 Your obsession with me is flattering, Bat-Mite, but it's not healthy. 61 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:14,513 I may be obsessed with you, but you're obsessed with someone too. 62 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,684 What is this place? 63 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:21,422 My shrine to the greatest rivalry in all of herodom. 64 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,825 Batman versus the Joker. 65 00:05:26,003 --> 00:05:28,335 There's nothing glamorous about fighting the Joker. 66 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:31,702 Are you kidding? It's good versus evil. Order versus chaos. 67 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,605 The unstoppable force versus the immovable object. 68 00:05:34,778 --> 00:05:37,042 No clash is more epic. 69 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:38,272 Just look. 70 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:41,940 Remember when the Joker made his own utility belt? 71 00:05:42,252 --> 00:05:44,220 "The Laughing Fish. " 72 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:47,289 They don't get much better than that. 73 00:05:47,457 --> 00:05:50,221 The "Death in the Family" saga. 74 00:05:50,394 --> 00:05:55,024 On that one, the fans got to choose what happened to Jason Todd. 75 00:05:55,699 --> 00:05:57,530 Guess how I voted. 76 00:05:58,535 --> 00:06:01,163 I'm saving this one for your next battle... 77 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:04,637 ...which I just know will be the best one ever. 78 00:06:04,808 --> 00:06:08,710 There isn't going to be a next battle. The Joker is locked up in Arkham Asylum. 79 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:12,474 He could escape. The Joker always escapes. 80 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:15,880 Not this time. I designed his cell personally. 81 00:06:16,053 --> 00:06:17,918 [BEEPING] 82 00:06:19,256 --> 00:06:21,486 The Joker just escaped from Arkham Asylum. 83 00:06:21,658 --> 00:06:24,058 What an incredible coincidence. 84 00:06:31,635 --> 00:06:33,728 Awesome-sauce. 85 00:06:33,904 --> 00:06:37,704 Maybe we should leave this to the police. I don't think I can trust you in there. 86 00:06:37,874 --> 00:06:39,842 But you have to fight him. 87 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:42,001 Then promise me you won't use your powers. 88 00:06:42,179 --> 00:06:44,511 It stays in the holster. 89 00:06:48,385 --> 00:06:50,216 [CACKLES] 90 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:53,879 Ah. Chaplin's cane. Kovacs' cigar. 91 00:06:54,057 --> 00:06:55,718 The Stooges' seltzer bottle. 92 00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:57,621 [CACKLES] 93 00:06:57,794 --> 00:07:02,026 Oh, I can't choose. Let's just steal everything. 94 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:04,667 Ha-ha-ha! Huh? 95 00:07:06,169 --> 00:07:08,103 [GRUNTS] 96 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:10,535 I hope you enjoyed your brief taste of freedom... 97 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:14,507 ...because I'm sending you back to Arkham, you pale-faced Pagliacci. 98 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,376 Batman, welcome to the party. 99 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:20,607 Destroy him. 100 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:23,843 [ALL GRUNTING] 101 00:07:25,756 --> 00:07:28,748 It's everything I dreamt it would be. 102 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:34,930 Who is that? 103 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:44,503 [JOKER YELLS] 104 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:46,335 You wouldn't hit an innocent girl... 105 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:49,604 ...lured astray by a fiendish criminal mastermind, would you? 106 00:07:50,413 --> 00:07:52,040 [BATMAN GRUNTS] 107 00:07:52,215 --> 00:07:53,682 Ha, ha. Sucker. 108 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:56,483 Ha, ha! Unh! 109 00:08:04,661 --> 00:08:06,128 Just look at them go. 110 00:08:06,296 --> 00:08:09,697 They really bring out the best in each other, don't they? 111 00:08:09,866 --> 00:08:12,334 - Who are you supposed to be? - I'm with Batman. 112 00:08:12,502 --> 00:08:13,764 And you are? 113 00:08:13,937 --> 00:08:17,270 - Harley Quinn. - Such a pretty name. 114 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,000 [GRUNTING] 115 00:08:20,177 --> 00:08:22,668 You deserve a hand. 116 00:08:22,846 --> 00:08:24,609 [CACKLES] 117 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:25,975 [BEEPING] 118 00:08:28,151 --> 00:08:30,142 [CACKLING] 119 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:35,752 Don't worry, Batman. I'll save you. 120 00:08:35,926 --> 00:08:39,225 No powers. You promised. 121 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:40,624 You can't use your powers. 122 00:08:40,797 --> 00:08:44,062 But Batman didn't say you couldn't give them to him. 123 00:08:44,234 --> 00:08:46,464 He's got a point. 124 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:49,502 [BATMAN GRUNTING AND JOKER LAUGHING] 125 00:08:55,178 --> 00:08:56,202 Oops. 126 00:08:56,379 --> 00:09:00,213 I don't know what just happened... 127 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:02,044 ...but I like it! 128 00:09:02,219 --> 00:09:04,380 [CACKLING] 129 00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:12,289 [JOKER CACKLING] 130 00:09:12,461 --> 00:09:14,588 I'm so tingly. 131 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,790 Like after a nice relaxing round of shock therapy. 132 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:22,699 Oh, I feel like a million bucks. 133 00:09:24,506 --> 00:09:27,634 Now, this is interesting. 134 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:29,277 [BATMAN GRUNTING] 135 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,103 [GRUNTS] 136 00:09:32,915 --> 00:09:37,045 Ah. My very own Hammer for Injustice. 137 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:38,777 [CACKLES] 138 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,114 No, no, no. 139 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,689 This is a big mistake. 140 00:09:43,392 --> 00:09:47,294 Look at this. Someone put a pig in a bat-suit. 141 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,159 I'm Bat-Mite and those powers belong to me. 142 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:51,959 Give them back now. 143 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,625 Sorry, I think I'll hold on to them. 144 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,796 But I really should give you something in return. 145 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:05,344 - Oh, no. - Your very own me. 146 00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:07,106 [ENGINE REVVING] 147 00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:09,683 [BAT-MITE SCREAMS] 148 00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:13,618 Leave me alone! Batman, help! 149 00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,780 [PANTING AND GRUNTING] 150 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:18,188 Nowhere to run, chump. 151 00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:24,192 I'm gonna put a pretty smile on that stupid face of yours. 152 00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:28,635 I'm not scared of you, you creep. 153 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,695 JOKER-MITE: No! 154 00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:33,307 [BOTH GRUNTING] 155 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:34,806 [CACKLES] 156 00:10:34,977 --> 00:10:37,138 Stop. It tickles. 157 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,539 [GROANS] 158 00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:42,377 BATMAN: That's enough, Joker. 159 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,883 I won't allow your twisted mind to warp reality any further. 160 00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:47,648 [GROANING] 161 00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:51,987 Frankly, old chum, there's nothing you can do to stop me. 162 00:10:52,161 --> 00:10:53,492 [GROANS] 163 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:58,292 You see, I'm no longer the Joker you know and love. 164 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:02,493 I'm the king of the world! 165 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:04,662 [CACKLING] 166 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,636 - Unh. - You know, Batsy, I've been thinking. 167 00:11:09,812 --> 00:11:13,612 There's only one thing wrong with our relationship. 168 00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:16,410 You always win. 169 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:19,452 Tonight, that changes. 170 00:11:19,621 --> 00:11:21,714 You haven't beaten me yet, Joker. 171 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:26,020 I know. Isn't the anticipation just killing you? 172 00:11:26,195 --> 00:11:29,130 Ain't you gonna take his mask off and find out who he is? 173 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:33,224 And reduce my primal enemy to a mere man? 174 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:37,361 Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. 175 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:40,633 Where's the fun in that? 176 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:45,405 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] 177 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,780 [SINGING] You can be a goody two-shoes 178 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:58,358 Till the end of your days 179 00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:01,519 You can listen to them say "Crime never pays" 180 00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:04,825 You can follow every law And fear the big black bat 181 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,960 But why would you want to? Huh? Where's the fun in that? 182 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:14,405 Where's the fun in that? 183 00:12:14,576 --> 00:12:18,273 So smile, darn you, smile 184 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,348 Everybody loves to grin 185 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:24,452 Follow my lead Recite my creed 186 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,554 And smile, darn you, smile 187 00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:27,780 [CROWD SCREAMING] 188 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,117 [SIRENS WAILING] 189 00:12:32,361 --> 00:12:35,694 Don't listen to the dullards Say that life is a bore 190 00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:39,129 Those fuddy-duddies spoil all my fun 191 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,293 That's why I strive to eradicate gloom 192 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,531 It's from that itch I made the switch 193 00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:48,972 And chose my nom de plume 194 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,044 The Joker 195 00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:52,612 There's the fun in that 196 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:54,180 [CACKLES] 197 00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:58,149 There's the fun in that 198 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,222 So smile, darn you, smile 199 00:13:02,391 --> 00:13:04,655 Everybody ought to laugh 200 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,851 Oh! 201 00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:07,996 And so with glee I do decree 202 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,792 Just smile, darn you, smile 203 00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:19,500 So when living gets a little rough And you find it hard to cope 204 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:25,741 I'm the gent with just the stuff To fill you full of hope 205 00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:29,748 Just smile, darn you, smile 206 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,716 Everybody needs a clown 207 00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:35,755 Now with one stroke The final joke 208 00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:37,585 Just smile, darn you 209 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:41,195 Smile, darn you, smile 210 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,025 Everybody loves to grin 211 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,997 Follow my lead Recite my creed 212 00:13:47,169 --> 00:13:48,864 And smile 213 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,527 Ha! 214 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:56,269 Darn you, smile 215 00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:59,209 [CACKLING] 216 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,780 I love it. 217 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:06,247 And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the death of Batman. 218 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:08,013 [CACKLING] 219 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,718 [GRUNTS] 220 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,562 [GRUNTING] 221 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,067 [WHIMPERS] 222 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,697 [HORN BLARES THEN MONKEY SCREECHES] 223 00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,972 [FARTS] 224 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:39,949 [GRUNTS] 225 00:14:41,723 --> 00:14:44,385 Come on, Batman. You can get out. 226 00:14:48,964 --> 00:14:51,728 He got out. He got out. 227 00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,733 Nice try, Joker. Aah! 228 00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,575 [HARP STRUMMING] 229 00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,142 [GASPS] 230 00:15:08,548 --> 00:15:11,449 I can't believe it. He's... 231 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,984 He's actually gone. 232 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,178 [WHIMPERS] 233 00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:18,051 Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man... 234 00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:21,956 ...who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. 235 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:27,123 He was the best arch-nemesis a sociopath could ask for. 236 00:15:28,368 --> 00:15:30,131 Okay, let's do it again. 237 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,143 Batman. He's alive. 238 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,144 But not for long. 239 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,751 Boss, what should we do with the Dork Knight? 240 00:15:44,918 --> 00:15:47,284 Go easy on the little guy, will you, Mr. Joker? 241 00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:49,149 I think he's kind of cute. 242 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,587 Hmm, as you wish. 243 00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,226 Every king needs a court jester. 244 00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:56,453 [GASPS] 245 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:02,662 I'm sorry, Batman. Without my powers, I'm worthless. 246 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,033 The true measure of a hero is his heart, not power. 247 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,935 [GASPS] 248 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,940 [CACKLING] 249 00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:23,450 [GROANS] 250 00:16:25,726 --> 00:16:26,886 [GUILLOTINE SLICES] 251 00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:30,194 [CACKLING] 252 00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:33,524 [SOBS] 253 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,827 One more time. 254 00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,470 [CACKLING] 255 00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:40,997 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 256 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,507 Ah. Whenever Batman's around, that's all Mr. Joker cares about. 257 00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,646 It's like no one else exists. 258 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,337 Oh, I know how you feel. 259 00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:52,007 Batman fights other crooks, but all he thinks about is the Joker. 260 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,382 BOTH: Maybe I'm better off without him. 261 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,619 [GROANS] 262 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:02,751 I can't take it anymore, Joker. Put me out of my misery. 263 00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:05,693 There's nothing more you can do to me... 264 00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:09,233 ...except take away my sanity. 265 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,631 Sanity? 266 00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:15,867 You mean make you fall into madness like yours truly? 267 00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:18,068 Now, that sounds like fun! 268 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:21,674 [CHUCKLES] 269 00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:26,945 I'm gonna climb inside your noodle and loosen a few screws. 270 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,681 No, you can't. Sanity is all I have left. 271 00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:33,189 A mind is a terrible thing to lose. 272 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,423 You're going to be a drooling, mindless fop when I'm done. 273 00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:41,726 And then I'm gonna kill you some more. 274 00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:43,199 [CACKLING] 275 00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:51,674 Sorry to interrupt, my little huggle-buggy, but I was just thinking... 276 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,107 Your first mistake. 277 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,771 Are you sure going in there is a good idea? 278 00:17:56,683 --> 00:18:00,050 You know what? You talk too much. 279 00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,711 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 280 00:18:04,224 --> 00:18:06,784 While I'm gone, Joker-Mite's in charge. 281 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,552 Got you covered, boss. 282 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,889 Let's have some fun, shall we? 283 00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:13,055 [CACKLING] 284 00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:16,399 [BATS SQUEAKING] 285 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:17,832 [CHUCKLES] 286 00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:19,096 Creepy. 287 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,864 You may not have far to fall. 288 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,269 [CACKLES] 289 00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:23,966 BATMAN: You're trespassing, Joker. 290 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,738 Try and stop me, old pointy-ears. 291 00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:31,111 So many wonderful painful memories to plunder. 292 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,514 Ooh, this looks promising. 293 00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:35,211 [GRUNTS] 294 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,520 Must be a nice juicy one. 295 00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:43,754 Is it about how Mommy and Daddy never loved you? 296 00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,690 [GRUNTS] 297 00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:50,564 You can't keep me out forever! 298 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,261 [CACKLING] 299 00:18:52,939 --> 00:18:54,770 I was thinking, boys. 300 00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:58,604 If we offed Batman, the Joker would go with him. 301 00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:00,939 And we'd be in charge. 302 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,474 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 303 00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,213 Quick, say something else. 304 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:10,686 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 305 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,657 [BAT-MITE GRUNTING] 306 00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:17,426 [BOTH GRUNT] 307 00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:18,825 Get them, boys. 308 00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:20,489 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 309 00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,000 [BAT-MITE YELLING] 310 00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:28,164 [BOTH GRUNTING] 311 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,506 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 312 00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:43,747 [BOTH GRUNTING] 313 00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,857 [GROANS] 314 00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:56,199 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 315 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,103 There's nothing we can do. It's mind versus magic now. 316 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:08,103 JOKER: Oh, where's the whimsy, Batman? 317 00:20:11,218 --> 00:20:12,242 Huh? 318 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:16,321 BATMAN: An organized mind is a disciplined mind, Joker. 319 00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:20,120 And a disciplined mind is a powerful mind. 320 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,522 [JOKER WHIMPERS] 321 00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,962 Wait. What's happening? 322 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,124 BATMAN: You're on my turf now. 323 00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:30,792 [JOKER SCREAMING] 324 00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:37,234 What is this place? 325 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,674 BATMAN: It's your worst nightmare. 326 00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:41,411 [EXPLOSION] 327 00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,811 A world where Batman doesn't exist. 328 00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:46,145 Without Batman, the police are overwhelmed. 329 00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:47,547 Crime is rampant. 330 00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:49,746 [SIREN WAILING] 331 00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:51,151 My kind of town. 332 00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:55,192 But you have no one to match wits with, no symbol of goodness to corrupt. 333 00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:58,923 Without Batman, there can be no Joker. 334 00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:04,435 No loose screws. No lost marbles. No bats in your belfry. 335 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,471 In this world, you're perfectly sane. 336 00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:12,308 No! Make it stop. Let me out of here, I command you. 337 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,174 You have no power here. 338 00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:15,644 I'll give it all up. 339 00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:18,283 Please, just let me go back to being me. 340 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,475 [SOBBING] 341 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,451 I ca... I can't be average. 342 00:21:22,622 --> 00:21:23,816 [SOBBING] 343 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,582 [BATS SQUEAKING] 344 00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:27,555 [SCREAMS] 345 00:21:29,262 --> 00:21:30,286 [GROANS] 346 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,930 Mr. Joker! 347 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:34,293 Hey, I can talk. 348 00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:37,560 My powers. Ha, ha. 349 00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:39,534 Bat-Mite, can you undo the mess Joker made? 350 00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:43,472 Sure, Batman. No sweat. Ha-ha-ha! 351 00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:49,771 - What did the Joker see in there? - Only what I wanted him to. 352 00:21:50,784 --> 00:21:55,050 So, uh, Harley, you wanna maybe hang out or something? 353 00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:58,019 Sorry, kid, but I'm a one guy type of gal. 354 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,182 Isn't that right, huggle-buggy? 355 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,191 [GROANING] 356 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,091 Don't take it so hard, old chum. 357 00:22:04,264 --> 00:22:08,462 Besides, you're an official crime-fighter now that you have your own arch-nemesis. 358 00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:13,370 Hey, you're right. Thanks, Batman. 359 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,201 [JOKER-MITE WHIMPERS] 360 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,707 How'd you like to go to the 5th dimension? 361 00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:19,504 - No, I... - Cool. 362 00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:20,839 We're gonna have so much fun. 363 00:22:21,014 --> 00:22:22,641 [JOKER-MITE WHIMPERING] 364 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,150 [YELLS] 365 00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:32,920 That's all, folks. 366 00:23:06,126 --> 00:23:08,117 [English - US - SDH] 26146

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