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But, Batman,
last night you wore the green costume.
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- And tonight you're wearing the red. Why?
- I must, Robin.
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I must wear a different-colored
Batman costume each night.
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We've caught you red-handed, Firefly.
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But you'll be black-and-blue
if you don't give yourself up.
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Batman. Color me unimpressed.
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Your red prisma ray is useless
against objects of the same color.
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This rainbow rampage is over, Firefly.
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A clever ploy, changing your costume each
night to neutralize my weapons, Batman.
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But you forget,
I'm the man of a thousand lights.
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Holy Neapolitan ice cream!
What is that?
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Dynamic Duo,
meet the Rainbow Creature.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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Each color has its own strange power.
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Whoa!
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FIREFLY: You're no match for my pet,
Caped Crusader.
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Then it's a good thing
I've made another alteration to my costume.
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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No!
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Whatever you've got in your pocket, pal,
that's where it stays.
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Fortunately,
the effect was only temporary.
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But Firefly's
going up the river permanently.
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Just look at all that ice.
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BATMAN: Touch it and you'll be looking
at 10 years in Blackgate Prison.
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I've been itching for some payback,
Batman.
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[SCREAMS]
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BAT-MITE:
The Ten-Eyed Man? Cool.
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- Did you hear that?
- Unfortunately.
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Be careful, Batman.
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According to Who's Who,
the Ten-Eyed Man, a. k. a. Philip Reardon...
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...was a soldier in the Special Forces.
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I thought we had a deal, Bat-Mite.
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I do the crime-fighting,
you go back to your home dimension.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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BAT-MITE:
"He was wounded in battle...
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...and took a job back home
as a security guard.
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One night, thieves knocked him out
and planted a bomb.
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When Batman arrived to stop them...
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...Reardon mistook him
for one of the robbers and they fought.
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The bomb exploded, blinding Reardon...
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...but a surgeon attached his optic nerves
to his fingertips...
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...and Reardon
became the Ten-Eyed Man. "
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- Weird.
- Beat it, kid.
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True fans appreciate a nod to the more
obscure villains from your Rogues Gallery.
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That's one of the great things
about your show.
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Ah! Belt net!
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[GRUNTS]
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This isn't a show for your amusement,
Bat-Mite. This is reality.
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To you 3Ds, maybe.
I love how you take it so seriously.
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Here.
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BATMAN: Ten-Eye, catch.
- What?
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[SCREAMS]
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Don't get me wrong.
That was a cool fight and all...
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...but it was strictly C-list.
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I don't play favorites.
Every criminal must be brought to justice.
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But a hero is measured
by the strength of his adversary...
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...and you're way better than Ten-Eye.
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The whole reason I've come back is
I wanna see the ultimate face-off.
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Your obsession with me is flattering,
Bat-Mite, but it's not healthy.
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I may be obsessed with you,
but you're obsessed with someone too.
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What is this place?
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My shrine to the greatest rivalry
in all of herodom.
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Batman versus the Joker.
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There's nothing glamorous
about fighting the Joker.
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Are you kidding? It's good versus evil.
Order versus chaos.
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The unstoppable force
versus the immovable object.
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No clash is more epic.
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Just look.
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Remember when the Joker
made his own utility belt?
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"The Laughing Fish. "
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They don't get much better than that.
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The "Death in the Family" saga.
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On that one, the fans got to choose
what happened to Jason Todd.
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Guess how I voted.
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I'm saving this one for your next battle...
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...which I just know
will be the best one ever.
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There isn't going to be a next battle.
The Joker is locked up in Arkham Asylum.
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He could escape.
The Joker always escapes.
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Not this time.
I designed his cell personally.
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[BEEPING]
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The Joker just escaped
from Arkham Asylum.
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What an incredible coincidence.
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Awesome-sauce.
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Maybe we should leave this to the police.
I don't think I can trust you in there.
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But you have to fight him.
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Then promise me
you won't use your powers.
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It stays in the holster.
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[CACKLES]
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Ah. Chaplin's cane. Kovacs' cigar.
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The Stooges' seltzer bottle.
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[CACKLES]
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Oh, I can't choose.
Let's just steal everything.
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Ha-ha-ha! Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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I hope you enjoyed
your brief taste of freedom...
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...because I'm sending you back to Arkham,
you pale-faced Pagliacci.
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Batman, welcome to the party.
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Destroy him.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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It's everything I dreamt it would be.
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Who is that?
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[JOKER YELLS]
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You wouldn't hit an innocent girl...
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...lured astray by a fiendish
criminal mastermind, would you?
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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Ha, ha. Sucker.
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Ha, ha! Unh!
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Just look at them go.
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They really bring out the best
in each other, don't they?
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm with Batman.
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And you are?
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- Harley Quinn.
- Such a pretty name.
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[GRUNTING]
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You deserve a hand.
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[CACKLES]
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[BEEPING]
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[CACKLING]
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Don't worry, Batman. I'll save you.
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No powers. You promised.
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You can't use your powers.
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But Batman didn't say
you couldn't give them to him.
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He's got a point.
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[BATMAN GRUNTING
AND JOKER LAUGHING]
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Oops.
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I don't know what just happened...
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...but I like it!
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[CACKLING]
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[JOKER CACKLING]
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I'm so tingly.
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Like after a nice relaxing round
of shock therapy.
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Oh, I feel like a million bucks.
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Now, this is interesting.
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[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Ah. My very own Hammer for Injustice.
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[CACKLES]
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No, no, no.
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This is a big mistake.
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Look at this.
Someone put a pig in a bat-suit.
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I'm Bat-Mite
and those powers belong to me.
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Give them back now.
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Sorry, I think I'll hold on to them.
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But I really should give you
something in return.
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- Oh, no.
- Your very own me.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[BAT-MITE SCREAMS]
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Leave me alone! Batman, help!
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[PANTING AND GRUNTING]
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Nowhere to run, chump.
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I'm gonna put a pretty smile
on that stupid face of yours.
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I'm not scared of you, you creep.
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JOKER-MITE:
No!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[CACKLES]
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Stop. It tickles.
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[GROANS]
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BATMAN:
That's enough, Joker.
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I won't allow your twisted mind
to warp reality any further.
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[GROANING]
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Frankly, old chum,
there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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[GROANS]
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You see, I'm no longer the Joker
you know and love.
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I'm the king of the world!
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[CACKLING]
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- Unh.
- You know, Batsy, I've been thinking.
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There's only one thing wrong
with our relationship.
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You always win.
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Tonight, that changes.
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You haven't beaten me yet, Joker.
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I know.
Isn't the anticipation just killing you?
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Ain't you gonna take his mask off
and find out who he is?
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And reduce my primal enemy
to a mere man?
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Harley, my dear,
I'm so disappointed in you.
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Where's the fun in that?
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
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[SINGING]
You can be a goody two-shoes
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Till the end of your days
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You can listen to them say
"Crime never pays"
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You can follow every law
And fear the big black bat
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But why would you want to? Huh?
Where's the fun in that?
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Where's the fun in that?
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So smile, darn you, smile
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Everybody loves to grin
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Follow my lead
Recite my creed
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And smile, darn you, smile
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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Don't listen to the dullards
Say that life is a bore
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Those fuddy-duddies spoil all my fun
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That's why I strive to eradicate gloom
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It's from that itch
I made the switch
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And chose my nom de plume
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The Joker
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There's the fun in that
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[CACKLES]
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There's the fun in that
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So smile, darn you, smile
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Everybody ought to laugh
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Oh!
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And so with glee
I do decree
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Just smile, darn you, smile
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So when living gets a little rough
And you find it hard to cope
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I'm the gent with just the stuff
To fill you full of hope
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Just smile, darn you, smile
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00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,716
Everybody needs a clown
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00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:35,755
Now with one stroke
The final joke
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Just smile, darn you
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Smile, darn you, smile
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Everybody loves to grin
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Follow my lead
Recite my creed
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And smile
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Ha!
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Darn you, smile
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[CACKLING]
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I love it.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the death of Batman.
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[CACKLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[WHIMPERS]
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[HORN BLARES
THEN MONKEY SCREECHES]
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[FARTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Come on, Batman. You can get out.
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He got out. He got out.
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Nice try, Joker. Aah!
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[HARP STRUMMING]
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[GASPS]
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I can't believe it. He's...
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He's actually gone.
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[WHIMPERS]
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Let's take a moment
to reflect on the passing of a man...
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...who was more than just another
do-gooder in tights.
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He was the best arch-nemesis
a sociopath could ask for.
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Okay, let's do it again.
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Batman. He's alive.
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But not for long.
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Boss, what should we do
with the Dork Knight?
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Go easy on the little guy,
will you, Mr. Joker?
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I think he's kind of cute.
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Hmm, as you wish.
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Every king needs a court jester.
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[GASPS]
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I'm sorry, Batman.
Without my powers, I'm worthless.
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The true measure of a hero
is his heart, not power.
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[GASPS]
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00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,940
[CACKLING]
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00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:23,450
[GROANS]
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[GUILLOTINE SLICES]
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[CACKLING]
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00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:33,524
[SOBS]
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00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,827
One more time.
254
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,470
[CACKLING]
255
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:40,997
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
256
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,507
Ah. Whenever Batman's around,
that's all Mr. Joker cares about.
257
00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,646
It's like no one else exists.
258
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,337
Oh, I know how you feel.
259
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:52,007
Batman fights other crooks,
but all he thinks about is the Joker.
260
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,382
BOTH:
Maybe I'm better off without him.
261
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,619
[GROANS]
262
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:02,751
I can't take it anymore, Joker.
Put me out of my misery.
263
00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:05,693
There's nothing more you can do to me...
264
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:09,233
...except take away my sanity.
265
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,631
Sanity?
266
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:15,867
You mean make you fall into madness
like yours truly?
267
00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:18,068
Now, that sounds like fun!
268
00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:21,674
[CHUCKLES]
269
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:26,945
I'm gonna climb inside your noodle
and loosen a few screws.
270
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,681
No, you can't. Sanity is all I have left.
271
00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:33,189
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
272
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,423
You're going to be a drooling,
mindless fop when I'm done.
273
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:41,726
And then I'm gonna kill you some more.
274
00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:43,199
[CACKLING]
275
00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:51,674
Sorry to interrupt, my little huggle-buggy,
but I was just thinking...
276
00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,107
Your first mistake.
277
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,771
Are you sure going in there
is a good idea?
278
00:17:56,683 --> 00:18:00,050
You know what? You talk too much.
279
00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,711
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
280
00:18:04,224 --> 00:18:06,784
While I'm gone, Joker-Mite's in charge.
281
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,552
Got you covered, boss.
282
00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,889
Let's have some fun, shall we?
283
00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:13,055
[CACKLING]
284
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:16,399
[BATS SQUEAKING]
285
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:17,832
[CHUCKLES]
286
00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:19,096
Creepy.
287
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,864
You may not have far to fall.
288
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,269
[CACKLES]
289
00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:23,966
BATMAN:
You're trespassing, Joker.
290
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,738
Try and stop me, old pointy-ears.
291
00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:31,111
So many wonderful
painful memories to plunder.
292
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,514
Ooh, this looks promising.
293
00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:35,211
[GRUNTS]
294
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,520
Must be a nice juicy one.
295
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:43,754
Is it about how Mommy
and Daddy never loved you?
296
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,690
[GRUNTS]
297
00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:50,564
You can't keep me out forever!
298
00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,261
[CACKLING]
299
00:18:52,939 --> 00:18:54,770
I was thinking, boys.
300
00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:58,604
If we offed Batman,
the Joker would go with him.
301
00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:00,939
And we'd be in charge.
302
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,474
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
303
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,213
Quick, say something else.
304
00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:10,686
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
305
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,657
[BAT-MITE GRUNTING]
306
00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:17,426
[BOTH GRUNT]
307
00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:18,825
Get them, boys.
308
00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:20,489
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
309
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,000
[BAT-MITE YELLING]
310
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:28,164
[BOTH GRUNTING]
311
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,506
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
312
00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:43,747
[BOTH GRUNTING]
313
00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,857
[GROANS]
314
00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:56,199
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
315
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,103
There's nothing we can do.
It's mind versus magic now.
316
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:08,103
JOKER:
Oh, where's the whimsy, Batman?
317
00:20:11,218 --> 00:20:12,242
Huh?
318
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:16,321
BATMAN: An organized mind
is a disciplined mind, Joker.
319
00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:20,120
And a disciplined mind
is a powerful mind.
320
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,522
[JOKER WHIMPERS]
321
00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,962
Wait. What's happening?
322
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,124
BATMAN:
You're on my turf now.
323
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:30,792
[JOKER SCREAMING]
324
00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:37,234
What is this place?
325
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,674
BATMAN:
It's your worst nightmare.
326
00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:41,411
[EXPLOSION]
327
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,811
A world where Batman doesn't exist.
328
00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:46,145
Without Batman,
the police are overwhelmed.
329
00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:47,547
Crime is rampant.
330
00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:49,746
[SIREN WAILING]
331
00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:51,151
My kind of town.
332
00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:55,192
But you have no one to match wits with,
no symbol of goodness to corrupt.
333
00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:58,923
Without Batman, there can be no Joker.
334
00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:04,435
No loose screws. No lost marbles.
No bats in your belfry.
335
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,471
In this world, you're perfectly sane.
336
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:12,308
No! Make it stop.
Let me out of here, I command you.
337
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,174
You have no power here.
338
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:15,644
I'll give it all up.
339
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:18,283
Please, just let me go back to being me.
340
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,475
[SOBBING]
341
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,451
I ca... I can't be average.
342
00:21:22,622 --> 00:21:23,816
[SOBBING]
343
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,582
[BATS SQUEAKING]
344
00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:27,555
[SCREAMS]
345
00:21:29,262 --> 00:21:30,286
[GROANS]
346
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,930
Mr. Joker!
347
00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:34,293
Hey, I can talk.
348
00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:37,560
My powers. Ha, ha.
349
00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:39,534
Bat-Mite, can you undo
the mess Joker made?
350
00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:43,472
Sure, Batman. No sweat. Ha-ha-ha!
351
00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:49,771
- What did the Joker see in there?
- Only what I wanted him to.
352
00:21:50,784 --> 00:21:55,050
So, uh, Harley, you wanna maybe
hang out or something?
353
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:58,019
Sorry, kid, but I'm a one guy type of gal.
354
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,182
Isn't that right, huggle-buggy?
355
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,191
[GROANING]
356
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,091
Don't take it so hard, old chum.
357
00:22:04,264 --> 00:22:08,462
Besides, you're an official crime-fighter
now that you have your own arch-nemesis.
358
00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:13,370
Hey, you're right. Thanks, Batman.
359
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,201
[JOKER-MITE WHIMPERS]
360
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,707
How'd you like to go
to the 5th dimension?
361
00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:19,504
- No, I...
- Cool.
362
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:20,839
We're gonna have so much fun.
363
00:22:21,014 --> 00:22:22,641
[JOKER-MITE WHIMPERING]
364
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,150
[YELLS]
365
00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:32,920
That's all, folks.
366
00:23:06,126 --> 00:23:08,117
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