All language subtitles for Grandfathered s01e22 The Cure.eng

- SARA: Jimmy...
- Hi.

So we need to talk, huh?

Yeah. About the kiss, right?

Yes, let's talk.

- Jimmy, we need to talk.
- Not now, Ravi, I'm busy.

Oh, sorry. You know what?
I'll just make it quick.

You know how I keep having
those really boring dreams?

Well, this one takes the cake...

- Ravi...
- Just imagine my apartment,

but not my apartment, more boring...

Get out.

Yep.

(clears throat)

- So I...
- So I...

- Oh, you first.
- No, go ahead.

- Go ahead.
- Ladies first.

- Fine, I'll...
- So, I would...

You talk.

- Okay. When I...
- It's just that...

Come on!

I'm gonna talk now!

That kiss...

was a big mistake.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm so relieved
to hear you say that.

I feel the exact same way.

SARA: Thank God.

- We were just emotional.
- Yeah.

We got caught up in the moment.

It's my fault.

I mean, my vulnerability
is just too sexy.

I am in a great
relationship with Craig.

I am in a great relationship
with Catherine.

I don't want to put that in jeopardy.

I don't want to put it
in Wheel of Fortune.

Sorry, I can't turn it off.

Okay, we need to take
this to our grave.

Yes.

It's between you, me,
and the lady upstairs.

GERALD: He kissed her?! What?

They kissed? On the lips?

That's so crazy!

- We can explain!
- It was a one-time thing!

- Aw...
- What's to explain?

My little girl just had her first kiss

with White Victor's son.

- Oh. Oh...
- Oh, so cute.

JIMMY: Isn't that cute?

- (laughs)
- We're just...

Grandparents.

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(indistinct chatter)

Okay. We almost blew it out there.

We need to be better than that.

Yeah, we need to think
fast on our feet.

Now, I learned this trick
in improv class...

I don't need improv tricks.

You'd be a stubborn scene
partner, I'll tell you what.

Why are we still talking about improv?

Gerald has an announcement.

Let's get out there and just be cool.

I... I'm cool.

- Cool.
- Cool.

-

Oh, hey, guys, we're
just getting started.

- Shagadelic.
- Yeah, baby!

(laughs) Yeah.

Okay.

Family, friends,

my dad's super-successful girlfriend,

my mom's... tall boyfriend.

(clicks tongue) Thank you for coming.

I brought you here
today because tomorrow

is a very, very special day:

I'm gonna propose to Vanessa.

Oh!

- Oh!
- Yes!

I got a whole master proposal plan.

Already got the hashtag: #Vagerald.

(Gerald chuckles, Jimmy
inhales sharply)

- Or #Ganessa.
- Better.

The best part, though, is

you guys are all a part of it.

Great.

- Oh, that's sweet.
- Ugh.

Just say you don't want to do it.

Stand up for yourself for once.

- What's that, Annelise?
- Nothing! Happy to help!

Oh, great.

Hey, do you want Robin Thicke
to serenade her?

One phone call.

- I know his dad, Alan.
- Mmm.

No, here's the plan.
I am gonna steal Vanessa's phone

and help her "find" it

the way I did the night
Edie was conceived.

- Oh...
- In the process, we're gonna go to

a bunch of places that have
special meaning to us

and it's all gonna end
in a super romantic finale

at the cell phone store
where we both worked.

- Oh!
- (pleased murmuring)

Thanks.

Honey, this'll be amazing.

I'm so happy for you.

Just let us know how we can help.

Well, uh, we actually need
to decorate the store.

I thought maybe you two
could do it together?

Together?

- Yeah, baby!
- Shagadelic.

(chuckles)

JIMMY: Yep. Here we are.

Just two parents making

a papier-m?ch? heart for their son.

- As friends.
- That's right.

Oh, Jimmy, love this lamp.

Hey, babe, we should get
something like this

for our place.

Sorry, your place. Jumped the gun.

What... you guys are moving
in together? Really?

Well... that's good.

- Good for you.
- Thank you. We're excited.

- As you should be.
- As we are.

- Good for you.
- Thank you. We're excited.

As you should be.

CRAIG: You okay?

SARA: Yep.

Never been better, honey bunny.

- (both laugh).
- JIMMY: Say, there's an idea.

(chuckles)

Look at us.

Just two couples

making out near each other.

Gotta love it.

How sweet it is.

Yes, well, that is very sweet,

but I have to go deal
with a work thing.

Oh, yeah, I gotta get to
band practice, too, so...

- Oh.
- All right, well, we'll just...

we'll just stay here, then,
and finish the, you know,

the papier-m?ch? heart.

Smell you later.

Sayonara, bitches.

(Sara and Jimmy chuckle)

What the hell was that?

Keep it together, woman!

Could you have been more obvious?

Me? I was selling it!

I was Peter freaking
Dinklage compared to you!

That's a weird person to choose
as an example of a great actor.

The point is, we have to take that kiss

- and put it behind us.
- That never happened.

And that thing that never happened

is never gonna happen again.

Never!

(both moaning)

If we make a kid from this,

- you better let me know this time.
- (laughs)

Oh god, you know the last
time we did this was 1989?

Very Taylor Swift.

What are we doing?

You mean specifically?

Well, I thought I'd start off on top,

and then we roll over.

I do this new slap and tickle thing

that you're gonna love.

No, no, no, I'm serious.

This is insane.

I gotta go.

Hold on.

- What if we got back together?
- (laughs)

Nice try, buddy.

The pants stay on.

I'm serious.

I know I messed up the first time.

I stood you up at the Cure concert.

Among many things, yeah, I remember.

What if we gave it another shot?

You ever think of that?

- Nope.
- Never?

Really?

Maybe a little.

I knew it! See, I'm a classic.

You always return to the classics.

No, actually, it's because
I think you've changed.

Well, that's the thing about me.
I'm always changing.

No, I mean it, Jimmy.

I've seen the way that you are

with our granddaughter and our son,

and the fact that you have not once

hit on his smoking hot girlfriend.

Thank you! I'm finally
getting credit for that.

But I can't go through
that again, Jimmy.

You messed me up so bad the first time,

I think it's kind of why
I became a therapist.

And I'm not 21 anymore.

I can't recover from
tequila shots like I used to,

and I can't recover from
heartbreak like I used to.

Well, I'm not 26 anymore.

I know I look it on the outside, but...

I wouldn't let you down
this time, I promise.

Damn it, Jimmy.

Wait. So we're gonna do this?

- (snorts).
- We're... we're really gonna do this?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We have to break up

with Craig and Catherine first.

Right.

I'll go talk to Catherine.

And I'll talk to Craig.

You know the Cure is in town tonight?

- Oh, you're kidding me.
- Yeah.

Well, they're in a town,

Long Beach, which is not so far away.

Can I make it up to you?

It's a date.

- Yeah?
- (shrieks, giggles)

I'm watching you, Jimmy Martino.

(door opens, closes)

Okay, this doesn't
have to be difficult.

When your dad calls your name,

you're gonna walk up to him
and hand him the ring box.

Let's try this again.

And... go.

(sighs)

No fair. You get this
job and you're taking

Vanessa's phone around town?

Why didn't I get any responsibilities?

Nobody believes in you.

Hey, Ravi, my parents couldn't finish

this sculpture for some reason.

Can you finish it?

I will make you so proud, Dad.

Gerald.

All right, Annelise,
here is Vanessa's phone

and a list of places to take it.

Now, she hasn't realized it's gone yet,

but when she does, it's...

Gerald, someone stole my phone.

Saddle up... we're going hunting.

Let's do it. Hey, uh,
this is kind of like

that amazing night three
years ago when...

I don't have time to reminisce.
We need to get that phone.

There's nudes on there... of you.

- What?!
- They're candids.

All right, well, uh,

better get that phone then, huh?

Uh, let me pull up the
phone tracking app,

and we will see what's up.

(chuckles) Come on.

(knocking, sighs)

Quick and painless.

We're all adults here.

(sighs)

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What is this?
- It's heavy as hell is what it is.

Grab that end... we'll walk it in.

Uh, I-I thought

you were moving in next week.

I know, I know, I was,
but I got excited.

As soon as I finished this thing,

I wanted to come and bring it to you.

- You made this for me?
- Yeah.

I just wanted some way to
show you how grateful I am

to have you in my life.

Let's just do this on three. Ready?

One, two...

Craig, we need to talk.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

We should talk.

Can I go first?

I have to go to New York
tonight for five days,

and I know you are wondering how
you're gonna survive without me,

so I brought you a little care package.

That's sweet. Catherine,
I've been thinking...

- You made me cookies?
- (chuckles)

No, no, no, no, no, no. I
had Wolfgang Puck do it,

but I told him no nuts,
because, as you say,

then it's not dessert anymore.

- It's not dessert anymore, right?
- No. Right.

All right.

You got me money?

Well, it's cash. I was gonna buy you

those Tom Ford shoes
you like, but I know

you love going into the store yourself.

I know one day he's gonna show up.

- Tom.
- Yeah, he is. And, uh,

there's one more thing.

You got me a phone?

No, uh, actually,

there's an appointment
in there for next week

to tell you that I love you.

That gives me time to
muster up the confidence

and gives you time to prepare
any questions or comments

that you may have. So...

Wow.

Catherine...

(stammering)

You are wonderful.

Well, I already knew that.

- Yeah.
- (laughs)

Oh, okay.

Let's have some of these cookies.

Okay.

I'll be right there.

Excuse me.

Are you gonna order?

From this dump? No.

I'm only here because of
an elaborate proposal

I got roped into because I'm weak.

Crap.

Gotta go.

Hey, isn't this the, uh,

place we ate the very
first time we hung out?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.

(chuckles) I remember I was so nervous.

You know I wrote conversation
topics on my palm?

Vanessa?

Hey! Which one of you
jabronies stole my phone?

Speak up or I'll deep-fry your face.

I will eat you.

Okay, thank you.

Let's just check the phone
tracking app again.

Oh, it's not here anymore.
We should go.

Thank you, Se?or Plucky's.

Number four, ranchero style.

That's us.

JIMMY: I mean, I have to be honest.

I haven't always been a good guy.

I've messed up.

I've made mistakes.

But now I could get Sara back.

Is that a mistake?

Catherine is such a wonderful person.

And she challenges me,
and according to her,

she's gonna be in love
with me next week.

Do I give all that up for Sara?
What if it doesn't work out?

What happens if it doesn't
work out with Sara?

And I mess the whole family up? Danger.

I mean, am I chasing
something from the past

that maybe doesn't exist anymore?

I don't know.

I wish Sara would've
just had sex with me.

I'd be thinking a lot
more clear right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why am I even talking to you?

You don't even speak
in complete sentences.

- Yeah.
- Look at you.

Don't you look cute?

Here, let's put this on.

Oh, your mommy and
daddy are gonna melt.

You know what? Why don't I
just take the mature approach?

Why don't I tell Sara

I haven't broken up with Catherine yet?

I need more time.

Yes, Grandpa.

Did you just call me Grandpa?

Didn't I tell you never
to call me Grandpa?

Yeah.

You can call me Grandpa.

Okay, Grandpa.

Come on, come on!

Hi.

Hey.

So, the breakup was
brutal, but I did it.

(chuckles)

How'd it go for you?

I did it, too.

Yeah, uh, it was...

Oh, God, it was the worst.

- Oh.
- It was a bloodbath.

Huh! Where are they?

Excuse me, miss?

Would you mind taking
our first family photo?

Why not? I guess
I'm everybody's bitch today.

Finally. Gotta go.

Congrats!

Why did the thief go to the hospital?

Oh, he knows what I'm gonna do to him.

You know, maybe he got
sick from Se?or Plucky's.

I once saw a guy shaving
in their kitchen.

But, uh, doesn't this
place bring you back?

Feels like yesterday we were here

meeting Edie for the first time.

Best day of our lives.

Is that a dead body?

No, I don't think so.

Frank, where do we put the dead body?

Anyway,

um, I just...

such a magical day.

I remember your smile...

Man, his face looked like
the end of a burrito.

You know, when it starts falling apart?

(scoffs) I hate that.

Let's just go find my phone.

Uh, look, phone's on the move.

Let's do it.

Hey, look at this.

They found his legs.

His family's gonna be thrilled.

(chuckles)

Whew.

I gotta tell you, I don't
know what was worse.

Breaking up with Craig or seeing a man

wipe away his tears with
a leather wristband.

- Whew.
- So what did you say to Catherine?

Oh, I said so much.

You know, it was just
like a flood came out.

I said to her, I says, I says,

"Catherine, uh,

"this is where the story ends,

"and there will not be a sequel,

and Sara is my new story."

I did a whole literary motif.

Very high-brow.

It was, it was not pretty, but...

I did it for you.

Wow. That is something

the old Jimmy Martino
could never have done.

I'm a changed man.

I can't believe I'm falling
for Jimmy Martino again.

You're not gonna believe this,
but I think your cell phone

- is at the cell phone store
- (sighs)

we used to work at.

(groans) I don't care anymore.

Just take me home.

L-Let's just go to the
store, all right?

I have a feeling
it'll be our last stop.

Gerald, are you listening to me?

I want to go home.

Well, I want a lot of
things, too, Vanessa.

Okay? We're not giving up on this day.

This day sucks!

What are you... (groans)

Oh, my stomach. Pull over.

- Nice try.
- Pull over!

(tires squeal)

Are you all right? (grunting)

Vanessa! Vanessa!

(retching)

Oh, Vaness...

Why did I eat that Se?or Plucky's?

- You all right, bab...?
- (retching)

Oh, God.

(both retching)

Oh, I think that's a lung.

Everyone, Gerald just
sent me a message.

Why he sent it to me, I have no idea.

I don't do family drama.
Which is why I told...

Annelise, what's the message?

Right, Gerald regrets to inform you

that he and Vanessa are
puking up Se?or Plucky's

and won't be coming.

- (groaning)
- I hope they're okay.

Them? I spent five hours on
a SuperShuttle to get here.

Kept taking me to the airport.

What's wrong with you?

All right, Sara, Annelise,

let's pack this place up.

I'm gonna go check on the kids.

What? No, n-no, I want
to see what Gerald

had planned. Let's see the show.

Okay.

("Wildest Moments"
by Jessie Ware plays)

(chuckles) This blows, huh?

Yeah, definitely not
the day I'd hoped for.

Uh-uh.

Hey, you want to get married?

What?

(snickers)

I don't know.

Sitting here on this crappy day,

covered in puke.

All I can think about is,
I'd rather be here with you

than in, like, Vegas with Nicki Minaj,

not covered in puke.

(chuckles)

I want to have this feeling forever.

Minus the puking.

I don't know.

Marriage is probably the last
thing on your mind right now.

Uh, the thought may
have occurred to me.

Are you s...?

Want to marry me?

(laughing): Shut up.

(applause)

Pork chop.

I don't know what I was confused about.

She's the one, Edie.

She's always been the one.

Annelise, I'm going to the airport

to break up with Catherine.

RAVI: Who's ready for the grand finale?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you

the beautiful...

- (gasping)
- Vanessa.

- WOMAN: Oh, wow.
- MAN: What?

I spent most of my time on the, uh...

Yeah, we know.

(mumbles)

Thank you.

JIMMY: Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Excuse me!

I can't let my girlfriend
board that plane!

Yeah, tell her you love her!

No, that's not what...

Never mind.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sorry.

Catherine!

Whoa, make way, love coming through!

Catherine.

Wait, don't go.

Jimmy. What are you doing here?

Catherine, you're wonderful
and you're extraordinary,

and you're one-of-a k... oh,
God, it all sounds so clich?.

We have to call it off.

- Look, we had...
- It's Sara, isn't it?

She's the woman I'm
supposed to be with.

All right, well... (sighs)
I guess this is good-bye.

I hope it ends badly.

I'm sorry.

I'll be fine.

I'll buy an island.

(booing)

I get it, I get it, I get it.
Boo, boo, boo, boo.

SARA: Here you go,
guys, your ginger ale.

- Thanks.
- Thanks.

Cheers.

I'm sorry Craig couldn't
be here to sing for you.

But if it's any consolation,

it was gonna be one of
his original songs.

That's a shame.

Well, I guess I could
sing a ditty or two.

- Oh, no.
- You don't have to.

After what I did for you today,

I guess I could sing a ditty or two.

- Sounds great.
- Oh, yeah, I'd love it.

Thanks.

"Tempted."

You know the drill.

Nope.

Yeah, I got that out of my system.

Hey, Annelise, have you seen Jimmy?

I keep pretending there
are celebrities here,

but it doesn't seem to be working.

Jared Leto, hey!

See? Nothing.

Oh, I'm sure Jimmy's here somewhere.

This restaurant is enormous, so...

We have to coordinate our
makeup for the Cure concert.

Oh, that's cute.

Jimmy go airport!

"Jimmy go to airport"?

That's your first full sentence?

Nice timing, kid.

Why would Jimmy go to the airport?

Ugh, that's the million-
dollar question.

What are you guys talking about?

Okay, look, he went to
break up with Catherine.

No, he said he did that already.

Oh, God, I can't believe him.

He's doing the right
thing now, isn't he?

He's at the airport.

I'm sorry, I-I can't
even with this drama.

Just...

Annelise, I told him I was afraid,

and he promised he
wouldn't let me down,

and then the next thing he
did was lie to my face?

So that's how we're starting this.

Look, I don't normally defend Jimmy,

and, yes, he messed up...
he's Jimmy... but...

I am such an idiot.

Why did I ever think he had changed?

He has changed.

He's changed because of you.

(speaks indistinctly)

- (laughing): Yes.
- (laughs)

-
It's Friday, I'm in love...

Just called to say that your old
man is really happy for you.

Thanks, Dad.

Thank you for everything.

What's that noise?

Where are you?

Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow.

Today's about you. Oh, and, uh...

don't wait up too late for your mom.

What does that mean?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Bye.

(crowd cheering)

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